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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:45 AM
wow a movie about batman would win in a battle with superman, no superman would win in a battle with batman, [admin: deleted a page of this B.S.] no batman would win in a battle with superman, no superman would win in a battle with batman, no batman would win in a battle with superman
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:56 AM
I didn't quite understand as I'm British but if you're are saying that Batman would kill superman then yes. I agree. Batman would win with his gadgets but if the 2 were stripped down to their underwear (no items/gadgets in underwear) then Superman would win. Batman kicks arse.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:57 AM
Yes lots of British people do drink and smoke but seeing as I'm 12 then I don't. I never said Batman would kill Superman. First off, Batman can find out anyone's weakness and from past experiences with superman Batman knows superman doesn't like kryptonite. So Batman would go and create lots of kryptonite related gadgets before the battle. Kryptonite batarang, kryptonite bola and others. Then Batman could fire some missile-like weapon (forgot what it was) at the sun and block out the sun. Superman gets his power source from the sun so this would make him weak. Next Batman would beat the living crap out of Superman with a super strength enhanced battle suit either killing or injuring superman. So that is how Batman could win.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:58 AM
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:58 AM
this is fucking retarted. even if batman had kryptonite weapons superman could still kill him easily. think if you were superman. i would pick a car up fly up in the sky, use my super sight and throw it on fucking batmans head. superman doesnt have to be close to him. or even this, superman is faster than a speeding bullet. right? he could just run into batman full speed and break him in half. batman is human. if they made a movie about these two fighting i would feel ashamed for the dc comic book industry and the whole origins of these great heroes
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:59 AM
Batman and superman would never fight anyway. They're a team. If a superman vs batman film was made no one would win. No one ever wins in whoever vs whoever films. Anyway, Batman would win. Batman would get his super enhanced strength suit. Maybe beat the shite out of him, fire a few kryptonite bombs & missiles at him. Or Batman could run him over with the Tumbler from the new movie and park on Superman's head. Now that would be funny. Then Superman would get up and give a silly heroic, patriotic speech. While Superman is speaking he wouldn't notice Batman wiring up Superman with kryptonite. "We fight for truth and... AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!! MUMMY!!!!" Ok, maybe he wouldn't shout mummy but still... uummm. But still... nothing. Batman is the #1 Superhero of all time. Superman #2.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 12:00 PM
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:57 AM
BOLLOCKS! superman has always managed to survive kryptonite attacks. doesn't matter that batman is hard core...at the end of the day someone who can move faster than a speeding bullet and throw a rocket out of orbit is more likely to beat the crap out of a kung fu larry momas boy and failing that incinerate him with his heat vision.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 6:02 PM
In the word's of survivor, Batman would just outwit, outplay, and outlast supergayman.Hes powered by the sun for god sakes, and batman would just have tons of kryptonite to outsmart superman with. Christopher reeves is gone, Michael Keaton is still the shit