Ridley Scott's KINGDOM OF HEAVEN Is Lame!

By Wind(up)bird May 4, 2005 5:24 AM

Darkhorizons.com has posted an early review of Ridley Scott's limp looking, overdramatic, self-important snooze-fest Kingdom of Heaven. Garth (of Darkhorizons) suggests the flick is similar to the Scott's badly written, beef cake love story, Gladiator, but not as good. Sheesh, that's gotta be pretty bad then, eh?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:07 AM

It was alright I guess. Was Orlando Broom meant to be French or something?

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Posted by MaximGatling (faq@biteme.com) on May 9, 2005 3:34 PM

No, I haven't seen it yet.
Yes, I'm going on Friday.

From a historical point of view, it sucks donkey cock and is a wussy, pandering, oversimplified PRO-MUSLIM PROPAGANDA film.

Only the Muslims in the US hate it. The rest of the muslims fuckin love it. Check out aljazeera.net if you don't believe me. Or arabnews.com. They fuckin loved it.

1. The Catholics were total bastards during the Crusades
2. The Muslims were just as big of bastards during the Crusades
3. The Knights Templar were no bigger bastards than anyone else
4. There was no fucking "Christians,Jews and Muslims" working together for fucking peace during the Crusades...total made-up bullshit

I want a kick-ass, high-gore, huge battlescene with-bitchin' cinematography where EVERYONE are bastards, film. Not some "OMG< let's make the Muslims feel good and the Americans feel like surrogate assholes" movie.

The Americans didn't start the Crusades, even though the Iranians and the French would like to think otherwise...