SHARK BOY And LAVA GIRL Trailer Online!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 1:21 PM

ITS A FUN FILM FOR KIDS you 30 something jerkoffs. Family film. Fun for KIDS. Not everything has to be made a Star Wars for adults so you can entertain you perverse inner child, you obviously growth stunted and fat bachelor chatroom posting pussies. God! Don't you people have nephews and nieces even? Losers! Or cant you figure out the difference between a family film and adult films? Ass. Pause before you post. I am sure kids under 10 will love it.

Jerk.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 1:39 PM

Good thing you never tried to make a movie.

It would all look like wierd al Yankovics UHF with wolverine and lightsabers in it.

So SHUTUP you keyboard spankin' livin in moms basement, back alley movie gossipin' magic card playin', cartoon-chick-masterbatin', where's my double-gulp at'in, welfare collectin' pissants.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 3:38 PM

shut up you faggot, cat in the hat was ment for kids too, but is also sucked big.

Fuck you spaz, you dont know shit

Actually, it really doesn't look that bad reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 3:52 PM

the movie has extreamly bad effects i'ts looks gay even for any kid trust me!

re shizzle reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 5:01 AM

yo dog dis movie iz d bomb if d bomb meenz shizzle monizzle

RE: re shizzle reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 3:42 PM

the damn fucking movie is going to suck balls

RE: re shizzle reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 8:24 AM

The guy's kids came up with the story, in my book that means it's going to suck. Luc Besson thought up The Fifth Element when he was a kid and look how shit that was.

RE: re shizzle reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 8:53 PM

everything is shit now

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 1:56 AM

Oh sure, it's a dorky kids' movie, but I found myself smiling at the trailer instead of rolling my eyes at it, which is what I usually do. It made me nostalgic for the days when I actually liked movies like this. It just seems to have a certain charm. However, I'm not too crazy about the whole 3-D approach.

That being said, this looks like a fun little kids' flick. Will I rush out to see it? Most likely not, but this is one of the first films of this type in a long time that I might not completely avoid either.

RE: Actually, it really doesn't look that bad reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 7:34 AM

Die hard for kids? Sign me up!

sharks reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 3:21 PM

its finaly great to see a film were sharks are potrayed as everyday creatures instead of mindless killers!!!

RE: sharks reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 5:59 PM

Im a mindless killer and I resent that remark.

Personal freedom the people have died for. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2005 12:48 AM

You make me sick...You obviously have no imagination and surely no children...
Find your heart bitch, amd until you do keep your opinions to your self....

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2005 2:24 PM

Don't like it, don't watch it! And by the way, this is a public post, and I think a lot of people would appreciate keeping the language down. everyone's entitled to their own opinion and the ability to voice it. That's what freedom's about. Let them voice, then post your opinion, or ignore them. Simple.

Fun for the kiddies reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:35 AM

Reminds me of The Neverending Story when I was growing up. Looks like it'd be fun for the kiddies. Sure it looks cheesy, but kids like that stuff

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 11:37 AM

The guy in that movie was very gay now that I look back at it. That big dog thing scared the shit out of me and the princess was one sweet ass chick. Oh yeah and you guys can all blow some nobbs if you dont like this.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:41 PM

In part II they changed the kid to some fucking foggot who looked like a fucking girl! Man, that guy pissed me the fuck off every scene he was in. Come to think of it that whole movie pissed me off! Sorry about the fucking language kiddies.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:54 PM

i'm learning a new word, FUCK YOU BITCHES

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 11:09 AM

I thought that fucker died in the second movie. Fell off a rock and shit but doesnt he come back at the end or some shit? He scared me when I was little. He looked like a mini David Bowie all glittered up. I am oficially scared shitless!! Fuck you loser who keeps saying "You make me sick...You obviously have no imagination and surely no children...
Find your heart bitch, amd until you do keep your opinions to your self...."
You need to go fuck your wife and kids and shit on your cat and dog you boring middle aged reject. Go out and have some fun your missing out on life.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:14 AM

This website has warped my fragile little mind.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 12:54 PM

wernt you all already warped to begin with?

d-bag reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 2:04 PM

some of you should crack a fucking book once in awhile and learn how to spell correctly before you crack on someone else. so fyi, it's "you're" not "your", idoits. go back to your trailer now.film should be fun.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 2:56 PM

I hated the Neverending Story when I was five, that movie is for pussy little girls. If you're saying this Rodriguez movie is for pussy little girls, I agree, but that doesn't mean it doesn't suck balls. There's such thing as a movie having an audience AND sucking balls.

And if I was a kid and I saw this trailer, I'd wonder why it looked like it was from the eighties. I mean, a neon pink costume and an ice castle? That shit's just lazy.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 5:36 PM

ok, fuck off

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 10:54 PM

Kis will love it....to bad your not fun enough to see that!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 12:53 PM

stop deleting my posts you reject.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 3:02 PM

Who the fuck is Kis?

sharkboy reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 4:58 PM

sharkboy is really cute and i really liked the movie i saw it in 3D i watched it too times cause it was so good...! from Judy Souza gottobus@yahoo.com

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 10:29 AM

faggot!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 4:05 AM

get out your mums basement

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 6:20 AM

your shit!

IT LOOKS COOL!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 9:58 AM

Check reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 12:46 PM

David Arquette-Check
Computer game graphics-Check
Need to use 3D to distract from a lack of story line-Check
Bad lame movie title-Check
It aint looking so good, sure some kids may love it, fed on a diet of stale pulp, a 5 year old will love anything, but it is no Dark Crystal, now there was a kid's movie.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 8:48 PM

i agree BAPOS big ass piece of shit. i could make better 3D models than that. and since when is lava pink?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 4:24 PM

fuck

cool reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2005 5:23 AM

i watched this movie. it totally ROCKED

re: shit reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 7:14 AM

What is worng with you people. It is very acceptable to not like a movie, but given the fact that this movie is meant for small children why all of the smack talk? This movie is not meant to stimulate adult minds. I saw it with my three young daughters. They loved wearing the 3-D glasses. They also loved seeing a strong girl character who was equal to the boys. It was designed just like a small child would dream...lots of silly and wierd stuff, and very SIMPLE. It is great to hear opinions on movies, especially before I take my children to see it. The opinions posted here do not help me make the decision as to weather or not this film is appropriate or how other SMALL CHILDREN reacted to it. You are acting like teenagers who get off on say "bad words". If you are teenagers, you are excused. Hopefully you will out grow it. If you are not, grow up! Post an opinion that is helpful to others!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 7:16 AM

please excuse my typos...my 3 year old is "helping" me on the computer!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2005 4:04 PM

yea seriosly you are aduts fighting over some little kids movie, by the way why were you even watching it? its rated G. My little brother and his friends love the movie and they are going 2 be shark boy and lava girl for halloween.

GAY reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 8:56 PM

This song was the fucking gayest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Liones, or Minus is a faggot who likes to masturbate. so hah!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2005 3:50 PM

My kids are 7 and 5 (boy and girl) and they loved the movie, I bought it for them, they mustve watched it 20 times, and they still want to watch it when kids come over. By the way, where di8d you find the halloween costumes, I've been trying for 2 weeks with no luck.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2005 8:47 PM

Please tell me where you found the halloween costumes, I've been looking allover, my boy is 7 and my girl is 5, and they loved the movie and want to dress up like them for Halloween. My email is mdmarta@bellsouth.net
THANK YOU for your help!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 11, 2006 2:05 PM

RE: cool reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2006 11:12 PM

It is really great movie It is teh greatest that I have ever seen and lava girl you are really cool.

from Anneli Oberholzer

lavagirl reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2006 6:16 AM

hey girl it must be hard to be famous I saw your movie it was great

comments reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2006 6:18 AM

your movie is great

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2006 3:32 PM

My son (7 years old) loves the movie.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2006 12:29 PM

This is a kids movie website and children don't need to see your fowl language! You must think that you are really cool huh.

Posted by millerfamily (no) on October 9, 2006 5:55 PM

i want you to come to ohio.

Posted by millerfamily (no) on October 10, 2006 4:41 PM

i want you to come ohio please

Posted by millerfamily (no) on October 10, 2006 4:41 PM

i want you to come ohio please

Posted by millerfamily (no) on October 13, 2006 8:16 PM

hi my name is zach

Posted by millerfamily (no) on October 17, 2006 5:24 PM

can you sleep in my bed with me

Posted by millerfamily (no) on December 4, 2006 1:30 AM

i love you

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2006 6:19 PM

i love you too

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2007 8:34 AM

hey lava girl ur really pretty just like me lol bye

RE: GAY reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2007 5:19 PM

this is a kids movie and this is a kids website so leave your stupid retarded self at your computer and not on here... your what you said linus/minus is you retarded idiot

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2007 5:21 PM

try kids under 15

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2007 5:23 PM

i agree with that one KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF !!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2008 7:15 AM

why shut up you stupid dickhead

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2008 7:17 AM

WHY DO YOU KEEP ON SWEARING IS THAT ALLA YOU CAN SAY?

wHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP FOR A CHANGE

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2008 7:20 AM

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING PUSSIO