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By Wind(up)bird April 27, 2005 7:45 PM
In an attempt to assure geeks who identify with ?"filmmaker" Kevin Smith that Episode III is totally gonna rock, Lucas invited the clam-digger wearing, friend of Jay Leno's to screen a digital "print" of Episode III. ?Smith has posted his "review" on his viewaskew site. (Clam)dig it.
JUST ADDED! ?Read Lucas' WIRED interview. 2ND UPDATE! Listen to Spielberg talk on English radio about SIth and War of the Worlds. AND dig these incredibly MAJORLY SPOILER HEAVY PICS surfacing online.
Read the SPOILER-RIFFIC ViewAskew Post...
| comments: 45
RE: Kevin Smith 
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 6:38 AM
I bet Lucas promised him he'd get to direct an episode of the new TV show if he agreed to cream his load all over Revenge of the Sith.
K.S.B. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 9:08 AM
Kevin Smith Blows... the fat uncreative bastard is as bad a director as Lucas... they deserve eachother... go make babies together you losers. That way their uncreative spawn will make more shitty films that will suck balls, and they'll have to go and kill themselves... that'll be funny.
RE: K.S.B. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 6:25 AM
Harsh me thinks.
Kevin Smith reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 12:44 PM
Kev and Lucas suck? Get out of your basement and get a girlfriend you bastard. Kev has more talent on one testi then your dumbass ever will.
RE: Kevin Smith reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 1:31 PM
fuck you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K.Smith reply
Posted by jamjas (jasonwright4@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2005 4:19 PM
This is the smartest group of people I have ever seen.
RE: K.Smith reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 7:52 PM
nah more like the least intelligent group of individuals ive seen
RE: K.Smith reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 10:54 AM
like your mom
Am I the only one who remembers? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 10:04 AM
I don't understand all the venom related to the last 2 movies.
Lets start with my background-
I saw the original SW in theaters 125 times. Empire I saw 85 times and Return 75 times.
Am I the only person who remembers thinking that "Star Wars" was a goofy name as was "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi"?
The original trilogy was full of excrutiatingly bad dialogue and even worse acting. The only one of the originals that actually qualifies as a good movie was Empire but thats because of who wrote it.
The last 2 movies have also had bad names, dialogue (come on, how many times does the phrase "In Time" have to be used?) and painfull acting.
To wit, the last 2 movies were just as bad as the first 2 movies.
That doesn't mean I didn't enjoy them. I just accepted them for what they were-formulaic space operas that were never meant to be analyzed to death by uber-geeks who think they should have a say into what Lucas does. So everyone should get over it, stop bitching about how bad the last 2 movies were and enjoy them at face value.
Now, having said that let me have all the flames, just try and make them somewhat literate.
RE: Yes...you are. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 11:03 AM
Star Wars, Empire and Return were all very good movies. The writing and cutsey little ewoks kept them from being taken beyond a Sci-fi realm, but they were otherwise fantastic. The new movies thus far suck, and Lucas knows why as its been hammered into his brain by the media, his fans, even the Simpsons...
Hopefully Sith will break the mold and surprise us all.
wow drama reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 12:57 PM
omg who cares
RE: wow drama reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 5:23 PM
your mom, so go suck on her cock
RE: wow drama reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 8:34 AM
Who said they saw starwars 125 times at the theater? My God, you must have been loaded.
Ep III reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 11:40 AM
Is anyone goin to see all the films at once.
RE: wow drama reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 12:44 PM
Most of us real geeks made it a "Status" thing to see who could claim the most viewings in the theater.
You have to remember, in 1977 there was no video market as VHS and Betamax were in their infancy. So the only way you could get your fill of a movie was to see it as many times as possible.
And, yes I was also pretty loaded.
RE: wow drama reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 1:28 PM
Are they shown um all at once? Thats such a rip off of LOTR. Its all about Trilogy Tuesday 2003 bitches!
RE: wow drama reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 4:16 AM
No they didn't my young padawan. Episodes 4 5 and 6 were shown back to back in cinemas around 1984/85 cos i went to see them.
RE: wow drama reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 7:38 AM
The idea of showing them all in a row? If they did that it would be such a blatent ripoff of LOTR because there's noway anyone else could come up with that.
helooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 1:46 PM
to bad lotr was made about 30 years after starwars huh . lol
RE: helooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 2:29 PM
Theres nothin wrong with it. If the fans are willing to sit through over 12 hours of star wars, then whats the problem.
RE: helooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 6:49 PM
Just as LOTR is also 12 hours...I guess thats cool but Ep.III would be right in the middle and then you gotta sit through the rest of the saga youve seen a thousand times...
RE: helooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 1:46 AM
Yeah, but there are die hard fans that could do that with no probs.
RE: helooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 1:51 AM
Yeah, but there are die hard fans that could do that with no probs.
RE: helooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 4:36 AM
On the 16th of May in London they're showing all 6 movies in a row. I think they're showing IV, V, VI and then I, II, III so that Revenge of the Sith is the climax of the day. I also heard that George Lucas and some of the actors would be there.
RE: helooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 10:48 AM
good deal
RE: helooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 11:25 AM
And I heard that all the tickets sold out in like five minutes.
RE: helooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 5:57 PM
wow....I cam
RE: helooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2005 2:28 AM
Its true, but Im not sure George Lucas will be there. They might turn up just for Ep3.
all six flicks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2005 3:53 PM
i think it would be a good chance (if you never saw the original trillogy at the cinema) to see the old one's in all there glory. but it is a long time to see any movie i mean 12 hors c;mon sore ass or what.
RE: all six flicks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2005 6:22 PM
lol yeah
don't worry... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:22 AM
They'll have intermissions inbetween the films..
RE: don't worry... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 11:32 AM
I cam again...your getting me off.
RE: don't worry... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2005 5:44 PM
I think they're having it on the same day as the Premiere and that's why Episode III is the last one to be shown in the marathon because it has to be shown in the cinema across the street first for the official premiere which George Lucas will probably be at.
RE: don't worry... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 10:57 AM
I cam all over your face just now....aahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: don't worry... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:31 AM
You did what on my face?
RE: don't worry... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 12:41 PM
nutterbutter!!!
RE: don't worry... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 3:03 PM
I don't understand, what do you mean?
RE: K.Smith reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 6:23 PM
yo your movie suks
star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 5:29 AM
is great
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 8:21 AM
throw the jew down the well.
RE: Am I the only one who remembers? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 8:49 AM
If it's so bad then why are you here talking about it? Cunt.
video games reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 10:44 AM
I think that what this site is missing is videogames, defenetly.
videogame reviews .
The deadly motaba virus! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2005 9:19 PM
U Guys are gay, u only like shows that dont use words like retarded...thats retarded, and queer. Kevin smith kicks ass, if u ever read this Kevin sumday if i ever become a billionaire, or even if ne of my friends do, we will pay u like a billion dollars to make anouther season of clerks cartoons hahaha Snooch to the Nooch!
RE: K.S.B. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2005 4:47 PM
Look I don't like lucas an granted episode 3 is better than 1 an 2 but then again what isn't, I mean lets be honest episode 3 looks like it was edited on moviemaker starwipes an stuff it sucks.
But Kevin is a genius if it wasn't for him there would be no slacker movie an they definately wouldn't have any intelligence. Smiths use of intertextuality an his satire of pop culture is a dream for any fan of film an if u don't like that theres always the plain hilarious comedy an gags
ABOUT KEVIN reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2005 12:48 AM
Kevin Smith is a clown shoe
 CONAN THE BARBARIAN |
 CAPTAIN AMERICA |
 CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE |
 THE SMURF |
 COWBOYS AND ALIENS |
 BAD TEACHER |
 MR. POPPERS PENGUINS |
 GREEN LANTERN |
