STARS WARS EPISODE III: New TV Spots Online!

By Wind(up)bird April 5, 2005 7:30 AM

Starwars.com has put up three TV spots that will begin airing this weekend during the NCAA playoff games. ?The spots are named Tragedy, The Darkside Unleashed, and Teaser. Teaser sounds wicked scary.

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There's that word again, 'heavy' why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earths gravitational pull?

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Star Wars Episode 3
Revenge of the Sith
Plot Summary Script Synopsis Story
by
George Lucas

War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnaped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.

As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor.

EXT. ATMOSPHERE OF CORUSCANT - DAY

PAN DOWN:

We see a massive space battle unfolding over the city planet of Coruscant. Republic venator class star destroyers exchange fire with Separatist war ships, in the distance we see the Invisible hand flag ship of the Trade federation and current location of droid commander GENERAL GRIEVOUS and COUNT DOOKU the former Jedi master turned Sith apprentice, as well as their prisoner SUPREME CHANCELLOR PALPATINE who's alter ego is the elusive mastermind DARTH SIDIOUS.

As the space battle rages on two Jedi star fighters are deployed from one of the republic cruisers. They are piloted by our stalwart heroes Anakin Skywalker and Obi-wan Kenobi. We see a long tracking shot where both fighters weave between enemy and friendly ships alike evading laser fire and engaging the many droid fighters which attack them. Clone ARC star fighters join the fray and the pilots exchange battle chatter with the two jedi as they engage the tri-fighter's of the federation.

INT. BRIDGE OF THE INVISIBLE HAND - DAY

Dooku commands a bridge full of Nemoidians pilots as they watch the battle on a large view screen.

EXT. SPACE - DAY

One of the Republic ships is damaged and hundreds of storm troopers are sucked out a breach in the hull and scattered into space.

Obi-Wan?s star fighter is attacked by enemy droids which attach themselves to his hull and use lasers to cutaway at it. Sadly R4 his trusted astromech droid is destroyed.

Anakin, proving why he is known as the best pilot in the galaxy executes an impressive maneuver, in which he uses the wing of his star fighter to scrape the enemy droids off of Obi-Wan?s ship. Obi-Wan's ship careens into the open hanger of the Invisible hand with Anakin not far behind.

INT. INVISIBLE HAND HANGER - DAY

As Obi-Wan's ship crashes, he springs from his cockpit in one fluent movement, his hood flying over his head and lands amidst some battle droids which he cuts down with swift Jedi aplomb. A moment later Anakin lands with R2 and the trio begin to make their way through the massive battleship.

INT. BRIDGE OF THE INVISIBLE HAND- DAY

Meanwhile, Dooku consults his separatist colleagues via hologram With him we see General Grievous for the first time, a menacing skeletal cyborg, who has killed many Jedi.

INT. MUSTAFAR CONFERENCE ROOM - NIGHT

The separatist leaders are gathered in a control room in their facility on the fire planet of Mustafar. Dooku informs them that he has come under attack and may not be able to deliver Palpatine to them.

INT. BRIDGE OF THE INVISIBLE HAND ? DAY

Dooku concludes the discussion with his co-conspirators as one of the Nemoidian Bridge officers makes him aware of the Jedi's presence on the ship he tells General Grievous to take care of them as the wily Count ascends to the 'general's quarters' to check on the captured Chancellor whom he may or may not be aware is also Darth Sidious.

INT. INVISIBLE HAND CORRIDOR - DAY

Working their way through the dark corridors the Jedi and the little droid are attacked by battle droids, as a swashbuckling series of narrow escapes begin. As the other Jedi hold of the battle droids, R2 creates a distraction. Obi-Wan and Anakin begin to fight Grievous? cadre of bodyguard droids, who wield electrified pikes which are impervious to light sabers. Overwhelmed by the Jedi killing droids, Anakin and Obi-Wan cut a hole in the floor, and escape into the bowels of the ship.

INT. BOWELS OF THE SHIP - DAY

The lower decks are flooding with liquid fuel. Anakin and Obi-Wan enter and are attacked by more battle droids as the fight in the murky liquid without the use of their light sabers. The Jedi must hurry to get out of the room before the level of the fuel reaches electrodes near the ceiling.

INT. VENTILATION SHAFT - DAY

Barely escaping, they enter a ventilation shaft, and climb a ladder to safety. The droids still hot on their heels, Anakin seals the hatch with his light saber.

INT. BOWELS OF THE SHIP - DAY

The fuel hits the electrodes and the ship is rocked by a massive explosion which tears the ship in two, and causes it to spiral out of control back towards the city planet.

INT. BRIDGE OF THE INVISIBLE HAND- DAY

The Nemoidian captain panics as the ship flies out of control.

INT. INVISIBLE HAND HALL WAY ? DAY

Separated from Obi-wan and Anakin, R2 partakes in a series of misadventures aboard the ship, utilizing his jet boosters and other new and familiar gadgets to elude destruction from the federation troops.

INT. CRUISER CORRIDOR - DAY

Obi-wan and Anakin discuss strategy as they make there way down a corridor to the elevator.

INT. ELEVATOR - DAY

They enter the elevator and ascend.

INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY - DAY

Entering a new corridor, which leads to the bridge, Obi-wan warns Anakin to take Dooku alive, as he has information that might be valuable to the war effort.

INT. THE GENERAL'S QUARTERS - DAY

Palpatine is shackled to a large chair in the massive room. The tow Jedi enter and engage Count Dooku in a rematch from their last encounter. At some point during the battle Obi-wan is separated from Anakin, most likely he is engaged by General Grievous and battles the evil cyborg as Anakin confronts Dooku alone.

Anakin and Count Dooku are locked in a vicious light-saber battle. The scene is much in keeping with their previous duel, chaotic and very stylized. Anakin has definitely improved, and is eager to prove it to his nemesis. A ?captive audience? to the proceedings, Palpatine watches from his chair, where he is still restrained, offering commentary with sinister implications, egging on the young Jedi. The tumbling makes for an uneasy battleground, as Dooku and Anakin fight in the room, whose center of gravity keeps shifting.

At the behest of Palpatine, and in an act of vengeance from their first duel, Anakin taking Dooku?s saber in one hand, and his own in the other and cold-bloodily beheads the aging Count. Meanwhile as Obi-wan battles Grievous the dreaded general notices that the ship is about to crash and punches a hole in the window, and climbs outside of the ship to make his escape. Anakin is faced with extreme wind due to the cabin depressurizing, and hurries to a control panel to seal the breach.

INT. CORRIDOR - DAY

Anakin frees Palpatine and reunites with Obi-wan. and leads him through the uneven corridors as the ship continues to plummet. The three make their way through the crashing ship, at one point or another reuniting with R2-D2. The ground gives out from under them while crossing a narrow ledge Palpatine slide down a chute. Obi-wan and Anakin also slide down the ramp but Obi-wan is knocked unconscious. Anakin carries Obi-wan as he secures Palpatine in an escape pod and ejects him to safety.

As the ship continues to spiral out of control Anakin carries Obi-wan through the chaotic crashing ship to the bridge.

INT. BRIDGE OF THE INVISIBLE HAND - DAY

Anakin meets up with R2, then attacks the bridge crew, and attempts to soft-land the massive ship on Coruscant.

Obi-wan wakes up to find Anakin at the controls, utilizing all his piloting and Jedi skills, Anakin miraculously is able to get the nose of the cruiser up for a moderately safe landing.

EXT. CRASH SITE - DAY

Once free of the vessel the two friends recover for a moment. As Anakin, and Obi-wan exit onto a landing platform, it is a sunny day, debris is scattered and smoke billows from the nearby crash. R2 must move around the debris. The Coruscant fire department arrives to put out the blaze.

INT. FIRE SHIP COCKPIT - DAY

The fire ship captain informs them that they will put out what fires they can.

EXT. CRASH SITE - DAY

Shortly there after a transport ship arrives to bring them to safety, the two Jedi and the little droid are rescued.

EXT. LANDING PAD - DAY

They arrive at another landing platform outside the senate building where Obi-wan and Anakin find a celebration, a plethora of characters have gathered, including Jar Jar Binks and several other senators eager to greet the war heroes, and the rescued supreme chancellor.

INT. SENATE CORRIDOR - DAY

As the group enters Padme watches her secret husband from the shadows, she is round with pregnancy. While strolling down the vast corridor which is lined with stone pillars Palpatine is greeted by Mace Windu.

INT. SENATE OFFICE BUILDING - DAY

Once inside, Padme?s costume conceals her pregnancy, and the group discusses the death of Dooku and nearing end to the clone wars, with only a few key systems remaining to be liberated. Anakin and Padme share fleeting glances across the crowded room, unable to reveal their forbidden love. Obi-wan notices, but says nothing. Palpatine makes subtle but definite allusions that the Jedi?s involvement in the ordering of the clone army, coupled with Dooku?s turn to evil as troubling and suspicious. Palpatine further pushes the Jedi's buttons by using his authority to gain Anakin a seat on the Jedi council as a reward for his exploits aboard the Invisible Hand. The declaration is met with much controversy.

EXT. PLANET UTAPAU - NIGHT

General Grievous arrives on the grey sink hole world where he is received by a legion of battle droids standing at attention. He then moves to another chamber to confer with the separatist leaders via hologram.

INT. JEDI COUNCIL CHAMBER - DAY

Plans are underway to deliver the definitive blow to the separatist forces, and end the war.

Ki Adi Mundi and Plo Koon are present as holograms. Obi-wan is now a member of the Jedi council and his next assignment is to go to the planet Utapau, where General Grievous is believe to have fled.

There is a droid factory built in one of that worlds many giant sink holes. Ki Adi Mundi and Plo Koon may be transmitting from this world where their clone forces are awaiting Obi-wan, however it is just as likely they are on two different planets, possibly Cato Neimoidia, Saleucami, or Mygeeto. Whether they are together or on separate worlds remains to be seen.

Likewise Yoda is due to leave for Kashyyyk, where his battalion awaits him. Anakin is not given an assignment, which makes him angry, he feels he deserves respect for killing Dooku, but instead he is chastised for it. The Jedi also make plain their growing distrust and concerns about Palpatine.

INT. PALPTINE?S OFFICE ? DAY

Many senators including Padme meet with Palpatine, asking him to relinquish his emergency powers now that the crisis is close to resolution, they also ask him when the clone army is to be decommissioned. The Chancellor says that he does not feel the ?true? threat is quelled yet.

INT. JEDI TEMPLE - SUNSET

Inside the Jedi temple, Obi-wan stands at a computer terminal, researching the planet where General Grievous is believed to be hiding. Anakin approaches him, and the two friends talk, tension not far beneath the surface of their relationship, as they stand in a room with tall pillars.

Obi-wan leaves to go begin his mission, Anakin turns and sees a Jedi master, teaching two young apprentices. He glares with jealously, his own relationship with Obi-wan, not nearly as harmonious.

INT. YODA'S CHAMBER - SUNSET

Anakin and Yoda share a quiet scene where Yoda discusses his concerns about Anakin and tries to get him back on the right path.

INT. CORUSCANT THEATRE - NIGHT

We cut to a Coruscant theatre, where Palpatine is in attendance of a strange alien performance art involving zero gravity. Anakin enters to speak with Palpatine, who continues to encourage Anakin, and plants subtle seeds of evil with in him, telling him it was wrong for the Jedi not to appreciate him. Palpatine appoints Anakin as his personal bodyguard..

INT. STORMTROOPER BARRACKS - NIGHT

In a hanger, Obi-wan acquires his new Jedi star fighter, and his new astromech droid, who is replacing R4 after the little droid was lost in the recent space battle. He gathers his clone battalion for their Utapau mission, including a clone who goes by the name Commander Cody, whom Obi-wan has fought with before, and have become buddies.

INT. PADME?S CORUSCANT APARTMENT - NIGHT

Anakin says a sad but heartfelt goodbye to Padme before he must begin his new duties, in another quiet scene in Padme?s apartment. There is tension between them as Padme has begun to doubt the Chancellor, while Anakin remains very loyal to him.

EXT. KASHYYYK WOOKIE STRONGHOLD - DAY

Yoda on Kashyyyk, to join his troops, and the local Wookiees so they can repel an oncoming Separatist attack. Yoda confers with the Jedi council via hologram.

INT. PADME?S CORUSCANT APARTMENT - DAY

The expecting Senator has called a meeting of her liberal colleagues including Senators Bail Organa and Mon Mothma. C3P0 serves drinks to the guests. The group discusses the current situation with Palpatine, and discuss their options for removing him from power.

INT. PADME'S VERANDA ? DAY

Padme's apartment reveals a new room a lovely veranda which is a combination of both interior and exterior, and has a magnificent view of the city planet.

EXT. PLANET UTAPAU - DAY

Obi-wan and his brigade of clone soldiers, arrive on the planet Utapau, Obi-wan, Commander Cody and the other troops descend to the planet below, where they may or may not meet up with Ki Adi Mundi and Plo Koon who may or may not be on the planet as well.

INT. JEDI TEMPLE TACTICAL CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

Mace is communicating with Yoda, and helping him coordinate the battle on Kashyyyk, with the one on Utapau. As well as other Jedi leading clones on other planets throughout the galaxy, including Aalya Secura on Felucia a giant fungus world. The other planets in question are Cato Neimoidia, Saleucami and Mygeeto.

EXT. UTAPAU ? DAY

Obi-wan meets with Tion Meddon a scary looking alien who proves to be helpful and friendly. He gives Obi-wan a giant lizard steed to navigate the vast chasms of the planet. Obi-wan speaks to Commander Cody then spurs his beast forward, they still have a battle to win after all.

INT. UTAPAU CAVE - DAY

Obi-wan enters a cave. In typical Obi-wan fashion he lurks about in the shadows infiltrating the enemy structure (see also Attack of the Clones and A New Hope) eventually entering a command chamber where from above he overhears General Grievous conversing with Darth Sidious, who appears as a hologram. Grievous has a secret contract with Sidious to kill as many Jedi as possible during the war. It is at this point that Obi-wan learns that Darth Sidious and Supreme Chancellor Palpatine are one and the same.

INT. PALPATINE'S SECRET ROOM - DAY

Just as the hologram of Grievous disappears Anakin enters, Palpatine swivels in his chair to speak with him.

INT. UTAPAU CAVE - DAY

Grievous spots Obi-wan and sets his evil henchmen against Obi-wan and his troops, who fight valiantly as General Grievous retreats, heading to his special vehicle which is a giant wheel with four legs and deadly weapons

Obi-wan grabs his giant bi-ped lizards and pursues the dreaded cyborg.

EXT. KASHYYYK - DAY

At the same time, with the help of the resident Wookiees, Yoda, leads his troopers to victory, using boats to maneuver through the vast lagoons and jungles of Kashyyyk, overwhelming the separatists, and destroying them.

EXT. OTHER PLANETARY BATTLEFIELDS - DAY

Likewise some of the other Jedi generals on the other various worlds all find victory in battle while others are defeated.

EXT. UTAPAU - DAY

Back on Utapau, Obi-wan manages to crash Grievous? wheel thing somehow. The two foes battle once again, Grievous? arms split in two, and he fights with four light sabers, the ones he has taken from the Jedi he has slain. Just when Obi-wan appears to be defeated, he uses the force to summon Grievous? blaster from his holster and shoots the droid general dead. Obi-Wan contacts Mace Windu at the Jedi Temple, to inform Mace of what he has just learned about the true nature of the Supreme Chancellor.

INT. JEDI TEMPLE TACTICAL CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

Given the weight of this revelation, Mace decides to go have a chat with Palpatine.

INT. PALPATINE?S OFFICE ANTI-CHAMBER - NIGHT

Mace arrives at Palpatine?s office with Kit Fisto, Sarese Tiin and Agen Kolar to confront the galactic ruler. The noble Jedi enter the anti chamber where they quickly dispatch some of Palpatine's red royal guard who offer little in the way of defense to the mighty Jedi masters.

INT. PALPATINE'S OFFICE - NIGHT

The Jedi enter the office of the galactic ruler and accuses him. Palpatine revealing his true nature at last, blasts Mace and the other Jedi with his evil powers, and activates his own dreaded lightsaber, utilizing a frightening technique never seen before, killing all but Windu who is left vulnerable but still able. The courageous Jedi fights vehemently against the evil sith master, blocking every blow, but steadily losing ground. He calls out to Anakin for help, telling him that he must destroy the Sith. Palpatine tells Anakin that the Jedi are corrupt, and must be stopped. Now Anakin must make a fateful choice between Mace and Palpatine.

Anakin stands with Windu, apparently taking his side, then without mercy, Anakin attacks Windu. Though he has fought bravely to the end, Mace Windu is dead. Palpatine must now come clean to Anakin about his other identity as a Sith Master, and reveal his intentions to form an empire. He plays on Anakin?s fear and other weaknesses, exploiting the young Jedi?s ego and arrogance, painting the Jedi as corrupt and ineffective, and the cause of all of Anakin?s suffering.

Palpatine discusses history of the Sith and an ancient Sith lord named DARTH PLAGUEIS. Anakin declares his loyalty to Palpatine, who then sends him to the Jedi temple, with a host of storm troopers and a terrible mission to fulfill.

INT. SENATE CHAMBER - NIGHT

Palpatine addresses the senate, telling them that Mace Windu tried to assassinate him, and that the Jedi have truly betrayed the galaxy. In a startling declaration, Palpatine reforms the Republic into an empire, and instates himself as Emperor. His first order is that the Jedi order be disbanded and all the Jedi wiped out, much like with Anakin, he portrays the Jedi as the cause of the galaxies problems, and blames them for the start of the war.

Bail, Mon Mothma and others are shocked by this evil declaration, but are powerless to stop Palpatine. Bail exits the senate chamber in a hurry.

INT. MONTAGE ELEMENTS - NIGHT

We inter cut between Utapau, Kashyyyk, Felucia, Cato Neimoidia, Saleucami and Mygeeto. Palpatine exhibits some sort of secret control over the clones soldiers and makes them turn on their Jedi generals. There is a massive montage of the Jedi being attacked by the clones. Aalya Secure is murdered, as are Ki Adi Mundi and Plo Koon (unless they were on Utapau in which case one or both of them may have been slain by General Grievous earlier).

On Utapau, Commander Cody is handing Obi-wan his saber, which he had dropped while fighting Grievous, just then Cody goes rigid and tries to kill Obi-wan, who acting quickly ignites his saber, and is forced to take his friends life, along with the rest of his squad. Obi-wan runs to warn his fellow Jedi, but there is no time.

Meanwhile on Kashyyyk Yoda displays his incredible abilities in battle once again, taking on over one hundred storm troopers, summoning the force in incredible displays, and deflecting more laser blasts then seems physically possible. He also makes use coy behavior to lull the clones into thinking he is a silly little creature that can do them no harm. But even he cannot fight an entire army, and is forced to retreat. At one point Yoda rides a giant dragonfly creature. Yoda is saved by Chewbacca, who is the only Wookiee to survive the battle. They escape in one of the new Republic speeders.

Anakin enters the Jedi council, and kills those inside including Bene, Cin Drallig and the Jedi played by George Lucas' son Jett. The storm troopers swarm the Jedi and kill all that they find. Most tragic of all, the younglings are corralled into the council chamber where Anakin sits waiting. He activates his saber as the door slides shut.

EXT. KASHYYYK - NIGHT

Yoda feels a disturbance in the force and is in great pain as he senses the murder of the younglings.

INT. JEDI TEMPLE - NIGHT

Anakin activates the Jedi homing beacon which signals any Jedi in the galaxy to return to the temple.

EXT. UTAPAU - DAY

Obi-wan must hide from the clone brigades still present on Utapau. It is around this time that Obi-wan encounters TION MEDDON again (or maybe this is the first time). He acquires General Grievous' space ship from them and then has a holographic conversation with Bail Organa who agrees to pick up Yoda and rendezvous with Obi-wan.

EXT. TANTIV 4 - DAY

Obi-wan meets up with Bail and Yoda. They return to Coruscant with great fear of what they might find.

INT. MUSTAFAR COMPOUND - NIGHT

A hologram of Darth Sidious appears and instructs the separatist leaders to deactivate their droid armies. They are concerned about their own safety but Sidious tells them he is sending his new apprentice to "take care of them."

INT. PALPATINE?S SECRET ROOM- NIGHT

Anakin enters, and tells his new master that the temple is destroyed. Palpatine instructs Anakin to go to the planet Mustafar, where Nute Gunray and the other remaining separatist are hiding, and to eliminate them once and for all.

EXT. SENATE LANDING PLATFORM - NIGH

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Thirty years have passed since the Battle of Endor (Return of the Jedi), where both the Emperor and Vader met their doom. During the decades since Endor, the remnants of the Empire have been defeated and the New Republic formed out of the ashes of the Empire. However, enemies against the New Republic still exist. A rogue group of Dark Jedi have emerged that threaten the fragile stability that the New Republic enjoys.

The Cloud City of Bespin has been converted into one of the many Jedi training facilities located all throughout the galaxy. The Jedi's numbers are beginning to grow to Old Republic heights. The New Jedi Order consists of about 7,000 Jedi Knights. Bespin is now the home to both Jedi Masters, Knights and Apprentices.

During routine Jedi training on Bespin, the Dark Jedi invade wearing jet packs, which send them like a swarm dropping into the upper reaches of the cloud city. These Dark Jedi are seeking to re-establish the legacy of Darth Vader and, hence, they wear a more-advanced-looking version of Darth Vader's mask, helmet and body armor in honor of their fallen hero.

As the Dark Jedi attack Bespin, their sleek battle satellites swarm the floating city and rain down turbolaser fire on the city. The Jedi are taken by complete surprise. However, the Dark Jedi seek not to conquer Bespin, but to capture some of the Jedi's prized holocrons, which hold vast quantities of information about the ancient ways and customs of the Jedi. As hundreds of light-saber battles erupt between the Jedi and their Dark Jedi counterparts, some of the Dark Jedi use concussion grenades to cause damage to Bespin's superstructure.

A few of the holocrons are captured by the Dark Jedi. With their mission now complete, the Dark Jedi retreat from Cloud City and fly away from the city using their jet packs which they wear on their backs. The Dark Jedi fly into the nearby clouds and disappear. The roar of engines can be heard as the Dark Jedi escape in their customized Tie Rager star ships, which were hidden in the clouds above Cloud City.

The 12 members of the Jedi Council are present in the Jedi Council chamber in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. Several Jedi, who survived the battle of Bespin against the Dark Jedi, relate to Luke Skywalker (the head of the Jedi Council) that several Jedi holocrons were taken during the battle. Luke informs the Jedi Council that the Jedi will have to find these lost holocrons and bring the Dark Jedi under control.

Meanwhile, just outside of the Jedi Temple, a shape-shifting Dark Jedi named Asp morphs into Ben Skywalker and enters the Jedi Temple. Asp makes his way to the Jedi super computer area where Asp hopes to disable the Jedi's computer network. Padawans Anakin Solo (son of Han Solo and Leia Organa) and Ben Skywalker (son of Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade) are walking by the computer area. They both sense something and enter the computer area. Ben and Anakin are shocked to see someone in the room that looks exactly like Ben. Asp sees the padawans and flees the room. Ben and Anakin chase after Asp.

Asp makes his way to the garage at the Jedi Temple and steals one of the Jedi swoop bikes. At a high rate of speed, Asp flies down the streets of Coruscant. Ben and Anakin each get a swoop bike and pursue Asp. After a thrilling chase, Asp wrecks his swoop bike. The Coruscant zoo is nearby and Asp enters the zoo to hide from Anakin and Ben. Anakin and Ben park their swoop bikes and quickly follow Asp into the zoo. A spectacular light-saber duel erupts between Asp vs. Ben and Anakin. As the duel rages on, Asp begins to lose so he uses his light saber to release Rygor tigers from their cage.

Ben sees the tigers and says: "I've got a bad feeling about this." The tigers spot Ben and Anakin and then charge at the two padawans. Ben and Anakin battle the tigers. Within in a few minutes, Ben and Anakin have killed all seven of the ferocious tigers. However, by the time Ben and Anakin are finished fighting the tigers, Asp has escaped to parts unknown.

Elsewhere, Shindor, the leader of the Dark Jedi, is elated to learn that some of the Jedi holocrons have successfully been taken from the Jedi. Shindor is currently at the Dark Jedi's cloning facility, which is located on a planet nearby Coruscant. Shindor is using this facility to make clones of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker. The Dark Jedi plan to fulfill Darth Vader's prophecy that he and Luke should rule the galaxy as father and son and bring peace and order to the galaxy. The Dark Jedi are using Imperial DNA samples of Vader to produce a clone of the Dark Lord of the Sith and are using DNA samples from Luke's severed hand to produce a clone of the venerable Jedi Master. Skywalker's severed hand is currently owned by one of the chief Dark Jedi named, Spiden.

Meanwhile, Spiden hatches a plan to leak the Dark Jedi's efforts to clone Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker to spies working for the New Republic. Spiden hopes the leader of the Dark Jedi will be destroyed by forces from the New Republic so that he can become the new leader of the Dark Jedi. Spiden leaks this information. The New Republic military and a Jedi army plan to raid the Dark Jedi hideout.

Also, Spiden contacts Luke Skywalker and asks the great Jedi Master to meet with him on the planet of Sluivan. Spiden tells Luke that Spiden is a smuggler who came across Luke?s severed hand in a preservation box. Luke learns from Spiden that the Empire recovered Luke's hand that Vader cut off at Bespin. Spiden says that the hand is in perfect condition and can probably be re-attached to Luke?s arm. Luke agrees to meet Spiden on Sluivan.

Luke arrives on Sluivan with R2-D2 and C-3PO. Luke enters a room where Spiden told Luke he would be waiting for Luke. Luke sees Spiden holding his severed hand in a transparent preservation box. Suddenly, the door behind Luke closes. Spiden sets down the hand and pulls out two light sabers. Spiden holds one in each hand and ignites them. Spiden tells Luke that he will now avenge the deaths of Sidious and Vader. Luke pulls out his light saber and ignites it. Luke and Spiden fight with their sabers. Luke manages to cut off one of Spiden?s hands. Spiden continues to fight with his other hand. R2-D2 rolls up behind Spiden. R2 ignites his rocket boosters and crashes into the back of Spiden at a tremendous speed. Spiden falls to the ground. Spiden stands back up dazed. With a slight movement of his hand, Luke uses the Force to send Spiden flying across the room. Spiden slams into a wall and is left unconscious. Luke thanks R2 for his valor, then Luke recovers his severed hand and then cuts the closed door open with his light saber . Luke, R2 and C-3PO exit the room. On Coruscant, a team of Jedi doctors re-attach Luke?s hand to his arm.

Luke learns that the Republic is planning to send a military unit to the planet where the Dark Jedi are cloning Vader and Luke. Luke orders the Jedi star pilots to scramble to their fighters and join the Republic forces in the fight. The Republic and Jedi star fighters arrive at the planet where the Dark Jedi cloning facility is located. Hundreds of Dark Jedi fighters are waiting for them. A massive space battle ensues.

Luke and a dozen or so other Jedi make their way to the surface of the planet and enter the Dark Jedi cloning facility. Light saber battles erupt between the Jedi and the Dark Jedi. Luke finds the Dark Jedi leader, Shindor, and they engage in a light-saber duel. Luke eventually decapitates Shindor. The remaining Dark Jedi flee the cloning facility with the growing clones of Vader and Luke. The Jedi set explosive charges all over the cloning facility. The Jedi flee the cloning facility. A few minutes later, the cloning facility is destroyed by the exploding charges.

While the Dark Jedi cloning facility has been destroyed, the New Republic and Jedi are unaware that the Dark Jedi succeeded in preserving the growing clones of Vader and Luke, which will be utilized in the Dark Jedi's grand scheme to conquer the galaxy. Back on Coruscant, Anakin Solo and Ben Skywalker are brought before the Jedi Council. For their bravery in combating the Dark Jedi, the Jedi Council makes Anakin and Ben full-fledged Jedi Knights. The two are given their official Jedi robes. Fade to black. Roll end credits.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2005 9:37 AM

Streaming through hyper space, Han Solo, Leia, R2-D2, C-3PO and Chewbacca are on their way to Han?s home world of Corellia to attend Han?s mother?s funeral. After securing a docking bay for the Millennium Falcon, the group exits the Falcon and hires a transport to take them to Han?s mother?s residence. There are hundreds of people at the Solo?s abode. Suddenly, Dark Jedi cyborgs attack the proceedings. A dramatic fire fight envelopes the Solo home. Han and Company duck for cover.

R2-D2 and C-3PO get separated from the rest of their group. The roof of the Solo building explodes open. A Dark Jedi star ship floats above the Solo building. R2-D2 and C-3PO are pulled up into the sky and into the cargo hold of the star ship. Han, Leia and Chewie watch as the star ship leaves with the droids in its belly. Han tries to figure out why the Dark Jedi would want the droids. They seem to have no real value (except sentimental worth) or so Han thinks.

Luke Skywalker, Ben Skywalker and Anakin Solo are on Grentarik, the home world of Yoda the Whill, looking for information about the dark side of the Force. The three Jedi locate Yoda?s old dwelling and begin to search through Yoda?s belongings. They are looking for clues as to where they can find definitive information on how to destroy the dark side. Anakin finds a piece a data pad that gives details that at the central Whill library, the three can find out where several ancient Sith holocrons may be hidden.

The clones of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are now fully mature. The Dark Jedi are training the Vader and Luke clone in the art of light-saber combat. The Vader clone is wearing the iconic black mask and armor while the Luke clone is dressed all in black. The new Dark Jedi leader, Horgon, watches as the clones train against each other with non-lethal light sabers.

On Coruscant, Mara Jade sits with the Jedi Council discussing the Dark Jedi threat. All resources are being used by Republic spies to find the location of the Dark Jedi?s secret base.

Han sends a message to Luke telling Luke that the droids have been captured by the Dark Jedi. Luke informs Han that they will all meet up at Coruscant shortly. Luke, Ben and Anakin leave Yoda?s dwelling and use a land speeder to travel to the central Whill library. At this library, Luke finds data that gives a place where the ancient Sith holocrons may be hidden. Some Sith holocrons are supposed to be located in the lower levels of Briskus, an exotic planet on the other side of the galaxy.

Luke and Company leave the library. While walking to their star ship, the three Jedi are attacked by Rinkies, creatures that look like giant rats. After a few minutes, all the Rinkies are destroyed. The three Jedi resume their walk to their star ship. They enter the star ship and enter the coordinates for Briskus. Their star ship leaves the orbit of Grentarik and enters hyper space.

Meanwhile, Mara Jade and Lando Calrissian visit the Republic weapons development offices. Mara is shown a new weapon called the black hole devastator. This weapon can be used to artificially create a black hole. The military applications of this weapon are stunning. Entire star systems can now be destroyed with immense ease.

Han, Leia and Chewie arrive back on Coruscant. They head to the Solo?s apartment in the upscale Prilox section of Coruscant. While this is happening, Luke, Ben and Anakin arrive in the Briskus star system. Suddenly, Dark Jedi fighters swarm the Jedi?s star ship. An intense dog fight ensues. Luckily, the Jedi are able to disable or destroy all the Dark Jedi fighters. The Jedi then land on Briskus in order to find the Sith holocrons.

Luke finds the location of a long-lost and forgotten Sith Temple. Inside this temple, the three Jedi accidentally set off security measures meant to protect the Sith Temple from intruders. Dozens of spider battle droids swarm around the three Jedi. Blaster fire envelopes the room. The three Jedi valiantly deflect the laser fire with their light sabers. One by one, each battle droid is destroyed by the Jedi.

After the fight, Luke and Company make their way to a secret room which contains several Sith holocrons. Luke places the holocrons into his backpack and the three exit the temple. Luke, Ben and Anakin head back to Coruscant. Several hours later, Han, Leia, Anakin Solo, Lando, Luke, Mara Jade and Ben are all sitting at a large table in the Solo?s apartment eating dinner. Luke informs the group that Han, Lando and himself will search for R2-D2 and C-3PO. While Leia, Mara, Ben and Anakin will work on downloading all information from the Sith holocrons.

Meanwhile, the clones of Vader and Luke are training against dozens of Dark Jedi. The talent displayed by the clones is amazing. The Dark Jedi warriors have a difficult time defending themselves from the attack by the clones. Non-lethal light sabers are used by all parties so that no one will get injured during the practice sessions.

While analyzing the Sith holocrons, Leia makes a stunning discovery. It appears that the heart and essence of the dark side exists in the Valorius star system. According to the holocrons, if the Valorius star system can be destroyed then the dark side itself can be brought to an end. Mara informs Leia about the black hole devastator weapon. Anakin and Ben are puzzled as to what kind of weapon Mara is referring to. Mara explains the capabilities of the new weapon and the fact that it can be used to destroy entire star systems.

Fortunately, R2-D2 contains a hidden homing beacon that cannot be detected by the Dark Jedi. As a result, Luke, Han and Lando are able to track the droids to a planet called Usiss. Above Usiss, the Dark Jedi have a space station where R2-D2 and C-3PO are being held. Inside the space station, R2-D2 and C-3PO are being tortured by the Dark Jedi. C-3PO explains to the Dark Jedi that the droids don?t know anything about the Jedi. However, the torture continues even though the droids protest their ignorance.

Convinced that the droids contain no useful information, the Dark Jedi place a cloaked thermal detonator inside of R2-D2. The Dark Jedi proceed to put this detonator into R2-D2 while the droids are offline. The Dark Jedi plan to release the droids and hopefully Luke, Mara Jade and other Jedi will be killed by the thermal detonator contained in R2.

Meanwhile, outside the Dark Jedi space station, Han and Chewie in the Millennium Falcon open fire on the Dark Jedi space station. Lando in his star ship also blasts the space station. Luke comes in behind the other two trying to locate the two droids. Explosions rip the insides of the space station to shreds. R2-D2 is able to break free from his restraints. R2 also frees C-3PO and the two plan their escape. R2-D2 heads towards a release hatch. C-3PO says: ?I?ve got a bad feeling about this.? Next, R2 opens the hatch with his arm and instantaneously the droids are sucked out into the vacuum of space. The space station explodes in a brilliant ball of light.

Luke detects the droids. Luke informs Han of where the droids are. Next, the Millennium Falcon picks up the droids. On board the Falcon, Chewie detects that R2 contains a very powerful thermal detonator. After several tense moments, Chewie is able to remove the detonator from R2. The detonator is then disarmed.

With the droids safely with them, our heroes head back to Coruscant. On Coruscant, Luke heads to the Jedi Temple. Mara Jade informs Luke about all they have learned about the dark side and the Valorius star system. The Valorius star system is comprised of one star, 31 planets, hundreds of moon and countless millions of asteroids. Luke agrees that the black hole devastator must be used to destroy the Valorius star system so that the dark side can be brought to a permanent end.

Luke gathers the Jedi together and tells them about their mission. Luke informs them that they will probably have to battle through many Dark Jedi in order to get the devastator set up on the primary Valorius planet. Within hours, the Jedi strike force arrives in the Valorius star system. The system is protected by hundreds and hundreds of Dark Jedi fighters and bulk war freighters. An immense star battle erupts between the Jedi and the Dark Jedi.

Many of the Jedi fighters land on the surface of Valorius. These Jedi make preparations to make the necessary adjustments so that the black hole devastator can be deployed. The Dark Jedi storm up from underground caves on Valorius and attack the Jedi. Hundreds of light-saber duels erupt between the Jedi and Dark Jedi.

Horgon (the leader of the Dark Jedi) and the clones of Vader and Luke head into the heat of battle and head towards where the Jedi are setting up the devastator. Luke, Mara Jade, Ben and Anakin arrive on the surface of Valorius near where the devastator is being constructed. Horgon and the clones of Vader and Luke engage the real Luke, Mara Jade, Ben Skywalker and Anakin Solo in a light-saber fight. The fighting is intense. Luke screams out that they must keep the Dark Jedi from reaching the location of where the devastator is being constructed. It will take a few minutes before the Jedi scientists constructing the necessary aspects of the devastator will be completed.

Ben and Anakin battle Horgon while the real Luke battles the Luke clone and Mara Jade battles the Vader clone. Horgon strikes down Anakin. Ben screams in anger and then lunges at Horgon with all his might. The real Luke cuts the clone Luke in half. The real Luke then turns to fight Horgon in order to prevent Horgon from killing Ben. The Vader clone battles Mara Jade. They exchange many, many blows.

The Jedi scientists signal Luke that the devastator is ready to be activated. Luke tells the scientists to give them just a few minutes. Luke knows that Horgon and the clone Vader must not be allowed to escape. Ben and Luke swing wildly at Horgon. Mara is being overwhelmed by clone Vader. Luke uses Force vanish and re-materializes behind Horgon. Horgon turns to face Luke and at that moment Ben pierces Horgon?s heart with a light saber. Horgon is no more. Luke then uses Force leap and lands on top of clone Vader. Mara Jade uses this distraction to slice off the legs of clone Vader. Luke then finishes the evil clone off.

Next, Luke orders all the Jedi to leave Valorius immediately. After all the Jedi exit the Valorius star system, the black hole devastator is turned on. An artificial black hole is produced by the machine. The massive Valorius planet shrinks to the size of a molecule in an instant. The rest of the Valorius star system including the star that warms the system is reduced to the size of an atom. The black hole becomes so super concentrated that it explodes in a tremendous fury. The dark side is destroyed for all time.

The Jedi meet at Yavin 4 to celebrate the defeat of the dark side. In the distance, Luke can see 10,000 Jedi from the prequel-trilogy era appear as Jedi spirits (including Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Mace Windu, Qui-Gon Jinn and Anakin Skywalker). The spirits of the long-dead Jedi (who have pleaded with the light side of the Force to avenge their deaths) watch the New Jedi Order celebrate final victory over the dark side. Luke?s Jedi Order and the New Republic will enter a 1,000 year period of peace and prosperity. The dark side is no more. Fade to black. Roll end credits.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2005 9:51 AM

oh come on who do you think is gonna spend hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours reading all that crap, if that is the plot and script for StarWars why not just wath it in the cinema because it a lot less wast of time

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2005 10:16 AM

Ben Affleck

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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on April 12, 2005 10:45 AM

He's got a good point.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 5:07 AM

hours and hours and hours and hours and hours? You must be a really sloooooooooooooooooooow reader.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 8:20 AM

The script is appreciated mate, but wouldnt it better if you gave us a link instead.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 10:29 AM

hello it's a whole movie script thats for a movie thats probably 4 hours long and I didn't read it,it just looks like its hours and hours and hours and hours

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 10:45 AM

StarWars sucks

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 4:13 AM

No.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 7:32 AM

Yea Star Wars sucks... like a fox!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 8:20 PM

no, your mom sucks