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FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2005 6:17 AM

Huh? What kind of retard decides to film the Fantastic Four rather than the first ten minutes of Revenge of the Sith!?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2005 6:29 AM

I loved the bit when he says "FLAME ON!" and some guy in the audience goes "yea"

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2005 8:54 AM

The reason is, is that Episode 3 is gonna be a heavy film, whereas Fantastic 4 is jus shit. It needs all the help it can get.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2005 1:25 AM

If I were at that event then it would definately be Star Wars or Batman that I'd be wanting to video.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2005 10:05 PM

it is not shit you haven't even watched it yet

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2005 10:07 PM

a Fantastic Four fan decides to film it duh!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2005 6:22 AM

This film just doesn't have anything going for it, the casting is uminspired, the effects look cheesy, action looks lame- it just makes me go... meh.

Meh.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2005 5:49 PM

Meh is right, I still can't believe that there doing The Thing in live action. Meh.

Fantastic Four vs. Star Wars   reply

Posted by Zippo (emulmuze@zebrapoo.com) on March 25, 2005 4:36 AM

Hey Kids,
 Have any of you brats ever seen a real vagina? I doubt it because if you had, you would throw that Stormtrooper cookie jar right out the window. I think we need to spend a little less time trying to bootleg movies and maybe spend a little more time on our spelling and our english  lessons. Just in case you didn't know it, THESE ARE MOVIES. They are just meant to be entertainment. You know, a break from reality. Indulge the fantasy, enjoy the ride, and get your asses back to class. You'll thank me someday.

Sincerely Yours,
ZIPPO

RE: Fantastic Four vs. Star Wars   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2005 2:13 PM

Dear Zippo,
Why don't you go fuck yourself?

Yours Sincerely,
Someone Who Doesn't Give A Damn.

RE: Fantastic Four vs. Star Wars   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2005 3:53 PM

fuck you

RE: Fantastic Four vs. Star Wars   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2005 7:21 PM

your messed up

RE: Fantastic Four vs. Star Wars   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2005 7:34 PM

what are you a teacher you freak

RE: Fantastic Four vs. Star Wars   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2005 7:37 PM

who the the hell likes doing school work

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2005 7:41 PM

the effects look realistic enough and the casting is good what dosent it have going for it

RE: Meh.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2005 7:43 PM

the Thing looks a lot cooler than the Hulk did

RE: Meh.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2005 1:28 PM

I agree, Zippo, go fuck yourself.

RE: Meh.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2005 10:19 AM

The Thing looks like a guy in a rubber suit. Hulk may have been a crap film but the bits where the Hulk was smashing up tanks and helecopters was as good as it could have possibly been.

RE: Meh.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2005 2:56 PM

heres the address for the footage enjoy http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/50844.mov?66.251.95.10               its Quicktime and its quite slow

Matt Damon   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2005 8:22 PM

Matt Damon.

HEY!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2005 8:47 PM

I like my stormtrooper cookie jar!

RE: HEY!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2005 6:56 AM

May the forks be with you...

RE: HEY!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2005 7:53 AM

My Ewoks are my only friends.

crazy?>???????   reply

Posted by lutfi_mmy (lutfi_mmy@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2005 10:06 AM

Are you crazy???????????????

Fantastic Four   reply

Posted by cine-aumatic (emory@pdx.edu) on March 29, 2005 2:37 PM

Have you guys ever read the Fantastic Four? Christ, it is probably the cheesiest of all comics. Ben Grimm looks like he wearing a rubber suit in the comic!  And Mr. Fantastic stretches?  This is your super power? To stretch...?  Outside of some kind of pubescent male fantasy this is the dumbest power you could possibly have.  If you want to see a really mind bending , plot driven movie it will never be FF because it was wack to begin with.  On the other hand, maybe your like me, and you want to see a cheesy ass movie version of a cheesy ass  comic with lots of un-neccessary action and predictably glib humor.

Crap??.. Maybe... I'm still gonna see it   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2005 11:25 PM

who cares if it looks like crap... spawn was crap and I still saw that... HE-MAN was crap and I saw that too.. the only really crappy one I won't see unless I'm stapled to a chair and my eyelids are crazy glued open... that would be Catwoman... blehk... oops sorry.. hair ball... FF4 may look like crap and my actually end up being crap... but it's got good ol' hot tottie Jessica Alba in it... and some dude that can turn himself into fire... I mean come on.. what more do we need to entertain us...

RE: Crap??.. Maybe... I'm still gonna see it   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2005 3:39 AM

Don't bad mouth He-Man, that movie pwned!

RE: Crap??.. Maybe... I'm still gonna see it   reply

Posted by cine-aumatic (emory@pdx.edu) on March 31, 2005 8:01 PM

Correction: Masters of the Universe.  They were never liscensed to use the He-Man name.  And yes, it totally ruled and I have seen it like a million times.

RE: Crap??.. Maybe... I'm still gonna see it   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2005 1:03 PM

Yes He-man sorry Masters of the Universe ruled. I swear it did quite good when it was released?

RE: Fantastic Four   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 7:47 PM

if its a cheesy ass movie then why are you going to see it

RE: Fantastic Four   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 7:53 PM

why don't you people go screw yourselves Fantastic Four IS NOT crap or cheesy ass HE man is crap

RE: Fantastic Four   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 7:55 PM

and star wars

RE: Matt Damon   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 7:57 PM

what the hell does Matt Damon mean

RE: Fantastic Four   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 8:00 PM

did any one here even watch the fantastic four footage

RE: Fantastic Four   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 8:04 PM

how does anyone here even know that Fantastic four  will be crap no one's even watched it yet

wait a minute ...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2005 11:53 AM

am I reading this correctly?  is there going to be a Fantastic Four movie?!

RE: wait a minute ...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2005 8:08 PM

you didn't know that

RE: wait a minute ...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2005 8:15 PM

why the fuck does this site keep calling the Fantastic Four crap like       The new trailer has been officially released by Fox. This thing still looks and smells bad. Compared to Batman Begins and War of the Worlds footage, this thing looks like the Saved By the Bell version of a comic book flick.   and        Dig the crap trailer in Quicktime

RE: wait a minute ...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2005 4:43 AM

If they didn't have the rights to use the name He-Man then why was he still called that in the movie? The only reason why it was called Masters of the Universe is because the cartoons' full title was, He-man and the Masters of the Universe and they thought it sounded better without He-man in the title.

RE:FF is the Gretest MAg   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 10:23 AM

no one considers any marvel mag seriously if it was printed after 1984.

RE: RE:FF is the Gretest MAg   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2005 9:50 AM

You just sounded so much like comic book guy.

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2005 3:19 PM

Duh? The kind of retard who wants to film the Fantastic Four and make money on an idea of a story 40 years in the making. Star Wars sucks ass! like YOU!

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2005 1:00 PM

This Fantastic Four Film looks Fantastically Fucking shit. If I'd been there I wouldn't have wasted any DV tape on that turd.

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2005 10:09 PM

I agree Star Wars sucks ass!!!!!

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2005 10:12 PM

your a turd

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2005 9:32 AM

That should be "You're a turd" you fucking spastic.

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2005 12:50 PM

thats funny because, your the one spazing out because, I wrote your a turd instead of You're a turd .......you turd

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2005 12:56 PM

go srew yourself!!!!!!

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2005 1:14 PM

why the hell would it matter how I spelt it  I couldn't care less

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2005 4:33 PM

Okay fine, why bother with correct spelling at all? Yea, lets all be illiterate, inbred retards.

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 10, 2005 3:05 PM

it's just a spelling mistake big deal get over it already  move on with your life if you have a life you dumb ass

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 10, 2005 3:15 PM

good God you people even criticize spelling, that's just sad, and you criticize movies that you haven't even seen yet

FF Movie   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 11, 2005 1:37 AM

Remember one word from last year, one movie...

Thunderbirds!!

This could be the next ...

RE: FF Movie   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 11, 2005 8:47 AM

It could be worse. Worse than Thunderbirds.

RE: FF Movie   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 11, 2005 3:25 PM

are you kidding the Fantastic Four is going to be a much better movie than thunderbirds, that movie was so stupid

RE: FF Movie   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2005 9:10 AM

For all we know this could be even worse. Nothing I've seen of it fills me with any confidence.

RE: FF Movie   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 11:08 AM

have you seen the trailer or the teaser trailer or anything else

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 11:12 AM

who ever said lets all be illiterate, inbred retards is an illiterate, inbred retard and an ass

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 7:49 AM

What about you? Are you the front end of an ass?

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 10:45 AM

no you are!!! you spaz

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2005 11:45 AM

Are you the back end of an ass?

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2005 11:21 PM

go fuck yourself

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 8:34 AM

Then you are no end of an ass!

HA! Game, set and match to me! See you later- LOSER!

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 1:00 PM

ok see you later have fun fucking yourself ass wipe

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 1:01 PM

your the end of yor ass

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2005 7:27 AM

Ha ha, you so funny gringo!

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2005 9:36 PM

shut up ass

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2005 2:16 PM

You like ass don't you? But only if they belong to men.

RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2005 7:07 PM

I'm calling you an ass you fucking idiotic nerd thats suppose to be an insult stupid   why don't you go fuck your grandmother like you always do    

peace out
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RE: FF   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2005 7:39 AM

You like to lick your grandmothers ass? That's sick dude, especially because she's dead.