RE: blink480
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Posted by MikeB74 (Worldseries82@prodigy.com) on February 17, 2005 7:24 PM
Hi,
My name is Mike Beckmann from St. Louis, Missouri. Pardon my language but about Jessica Simpson not being Daisy Duke from The Dukes of Hazzard my answer is The Hell she is not! She in my opinion the new Hot and Sexy Daisy Duke for today! Finally about Jessica not having Brunett hair like Katherine Bach who cares she from what I have seen breifly looks just as Hot and just as Sexy with her own natural Blond hair and I can't wait to see her and the rest of the new Dukes cast when the movie finaly comes out. One more thing if Jessicas husband Nick would not mind Oh Hot Jessica Oh Sexy Jessica Oh Yeh Jessica! Yes I am a fan of Jessica Simpson.
Jessica is not an Idiot She is Hot and Sexy!
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Posted by MikeB74 (Worldseries82@prodigy.com) on February 17, 2005 7:52 PM
Hi,
I'm Mike Beckmann from St. Louis, Missouri. Jessica Simpson is not an idiot she is Hot and Sexy! She may do and
say some weird things on her and Nicks show on MTV but who hasn't done and said anything weird in there life. Finally if you would pardon me for saying this and even if you don't the only idiot there is is you! You better hope Nick dose not read what you said about his wife Jessica who is Hot and Sexy did I say she was Hot and Sexy yes I did and she is Hot and Sexy or he I can assume would kick your ass! Yes I am a Jessica Simpson fan and she is Hot and Sexy! Oh Yeh Jessica so Hot and Sexy!
RE: yummmmy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 9:21 PM
Why dont you tell Jessica that you 'Spank your Monkey' when you see her pictures? Oh, thats right, she would think you abuse animals when you get all horned up, she would probably think that when she lets a nipple slip you would deliver a bone jarring right cross to the little apes facial area!
RE: dweeb
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 9:33 PM
Why yes it is, I star in this version, I generally have the blonde Duke girl bent over the General Lee!! I explore her Vaginal areas quite often, with my tounge or my Penial area{schlong},I tell her Im checking her for chiggers, and guess what...She believes me!! Really!
RE: #1 Fan
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2005 7:19 PM
How do you know? Do you actually KNOW her? Oh, now I see, you are her #1 fan. Yeah, you and thousands of other "#1 fans". Of course you may be right. It could just be an act like Christina Applegate(Kelly Bundy). I would still bang her, not that it would ever happen, but I would.
Daisy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2005 5:11 AM
I'm from St. Louis too, weird. Anyway I would of liked to of seen them use somebody like Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Gretchen Wilson, Rose McGowen, or if using a blonde, should of went with Anna Kournikova.
jessica simpson as daisy duke
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2005 2:07 PM
I think Catherine bach is beautiful and she was my idol as a boy and a darn near thought she had the fittest body I ever done seen but she is so lucky Jessica was not around back then 'cos she is no match for Jessica's body or pretty face. I reckon Jessica could be about the fittest female on the planet and certainly the most beautiful! Anyone agree ?
She has ugly legs
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2005 10:19 PM
Jessica may have a pretty smile and no brains, but I'll tell you what she dosent have, and that pretty legs! Look at them, There boney and no muscle tone!! She needs to find a day job....like staying home with her new so called falily!!!Dipstick probably dont know how to chage a diaper...she has a nanny do it!!!She is NO Daisy Duke. Daisy had brains, she was the backbone of the show, Jessica is only going to make the real Daisy look stupid....Jessica is in "duh" land. Come on people remember the dukes of hazard? Remember it!!!! As it was not as they want you to think it was. Peace to all!
Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2005 8:07 AM
Hi People, i'm a girl from holland. About Jessica Simpson in the dukes of hazzard, I think Jessica is not wright 4 the part. But its funny to see another person playing Daisy. And if she can act like she's pretty smart it is hilarious to watch the movie,i think. I've seen The Dukes of Hazzard(yes we can do that in Holland, Netherlands)And i know that Daisy Duke is the smart one. But be honest, its a comedie, so don't act so serious about it!
Greetz from Holland,
xxx me...
give her a chance
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 6:19 PM
i think you guys/girls are looking the wronge way. Yes Jessica Simpson is very beautiful, but there is more to her than meets the eye. if what she says is true she is a very strong, God fearing, Bible believing christian and should be given credit for that.
Jessica
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2005 12:00 PM
Why dont you all just leave jessica alone! She has a great life going for her and she worked hard for it. You dont have to be jealous that she has an awsome voice, she can act,shes really pretty and shes married to nick. i can see why your jealous but come on get over it!!! Done you fucks have better things to do with your time???
RE:think and listen
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2005 1:37 PM
i am also 12 years old,and i am from CA.i totally agree with you guys are so desprate!!!!we all know that shes pretty!!i get guys all the time .i am very popullar and smart (i am avanced in all of my class ,and i do 8th grade math).the things that bug me i that some people who are not so pretty , guys don't even give them a chance.and i know alt of guys who are like that. i used to be overwieght so i know how it feels!!!!!!!!
RE: Get a life
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2005 8:50 PM
Get a life... no, seriously. There not expensive. Just make a freind or two, get a job, wash the happy juice, that came out-the tally wacker, off you'r hands, quit pot, and log off the internet(for good).
Jessica is just pretty
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2005 6:33 PM
ya'll are stupid you acted like she's a big deal she is just famous that's all freaks i beat if jessica simpson saw this she would sew all of you are being disrespectful to jessica now if you dont have anything to say nice at all dont say nothin ok.
RE: u act like u dont have one !!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2005 6:42 PM
your are a sackless virgin. And yes i am a virgin to because i think it's gross to hear all that holleren and, screaming crap!!!!!!!!!!!!"http://")
RE: blink480
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2007 4:03 AM
blink480, I bet you don't even have a dick!!! Jessica Simpson is NOT "hot and sexy" she is a NO-TALENT BIMBO and a SLUT with nothing better to do than flash her plastic tits and show off her ugly body!!!! she's such a SLUT!!! I'd so like to tell her that!!!! and blink480, why don't you go fuck yourself!!!! FAGGOT!!!!!
RE: cool dude
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 23, 2007 8:37 PM
cool dude, I read your comment from last year (12/8/2006) you are such a FUCKING SLEAZE-BAG!!!! Jessica Simpson is a DIRTY SLUT and a NO-TALENT BIMBO with plastic tits, why the hell would want to have sex with that WHORE?!?! if I ever find out who you are I'll beat the crap out of you!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm serious!!!!! you FUCKING RETARDED DICK HEAD!!!!!!! you think you're so fucking "cool" but you've got a very SICK MIND!!!! I'd "be screaming" too!!!!! STUPID RETARD!!!!!!
ella
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 20, 2008 10:06 PM
Hey Everyone shut the fuck up and grow up!! Dukes of hazzard feat Jess, Johnny and Sean is a fucking wiked movie, yeah all the original actors are 2 old to play those parts, al the knew cast play their part really well, jess is a verry atractive lady, ur just jealous or fame looks and money!! and GO THE FUCKIN CHARGER!! id kill for that car. So all u pathetic try hard bored fucks can all go cop a cock in your ass!