SET PICS: Underworld 2: Evolution!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 15, 2005 3:28 AM

I thought they only made sequels to films that were even mildly successful.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2005 12:12 PM

can't wait to see a movie trailer maybe by this summer!!!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 17, 2005 10:52 PM

hey dumb ass, the first one made over 100 million

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 4:54 AM

And how much did it cost to make?

Posted by neverdiplomatic (queen_smartass@gmail.com) on January 18, 2005 11:03 AM

The original cost $20 million to make, which means the profit was roughly $80 million. That successful enough for you?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 8:56 PM

i hope this isn't rated R like the last one. i lost control of my bladder in the last one

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 2:32 AM

It's actually only made $76,480,000, so I'd say that makes it a big turkey and in no way deserving of a sequel. Not to mention it was basically a crappy Matrix ripoff in the first place.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 3:48 PM

Bloody hell, where do you come from? u just can't tell a good movie when u see one, can u!!!! But I suspect u like PG13 Disney movies better...

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 4:06 PM

no i prefer those G rated pokemon movie dumbass

hm reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 6:02 PM

what would happen if peter jackson directed underworld......or pokemon......

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 6:40 PM

lord of the pokemon underworld

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 8:53 PM

i like peanut butter... and underworld

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 3:06 AM

Fine, go back to watching your crappy Underworld's and 2Fast2Furious and XXX films, the rest of us will go talk about something else.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 4:24 PM

fine be a bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 4:42 PM

i like jam and hotdogs

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 5:41 PM

I like big cocks in hotdog buns

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 6:51 AM

I like big butts and I can not lie.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 7:02 PM

I like big hairy bellybuttons

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 3:06 AM

I like to teach the world to sing.

????????????? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 5:43 AM

who the fuck is entering that shit

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 6:03 AM

A Matrix Rip off?OK fanboy you don't know dick about movies.Just go lie down and rethink your life sperm belch.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 7:49 AM

Swrew you

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 8:12 AM

swrew you? dude you suck

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 8:22 AM

I like a big long dildo

Underworld2! reply

Posted by Arnoldismyhero (Arnoldismyhero83@yahoo.com) on January 22, 2005 7:15 PM

WHAT THE?

RE: SOMEBODY BATTLE ME reply

Posted by Arnoldismyhero (Arnoldismyhero83@yahoo.com) on January 22, 2005 7:20 PM

you poeple scare me!

SOMEBODY BATTLE ME reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 8:53 PM

can somebody please rap battle me? i know this post will attract nerds and geeks who already know and hate me, and theyre going to say i cant rap when they cant make any rhymes themselves when theyre basically dissing themselves, rap battle me someone! if u reply with a negative response..im guessing ur wanting to battle.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 9:21 PM

yeah ok here it goes...
SCREW YOU

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 9:53 PM

yeah, underworld sucked, the vampires were a bunch of guys that only had good clothes, and the visual is sucked from the matrix, the action is bad just like the story. but, kate beckinsale is hot

yay reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 22, 2005 10:55 PM

screw you? your ryhmes suck more than dracula,u couldnt flip shit playin around in toilets with a spatula, y did u talk if u didnt wanna battle? i could round ur family up like a inbred herd of pregnant cattle, its too late now if u wanna stop, till u giv up im gon make ur life drop,down 2 zero, if dis was a rap post,id obvioulsy be tha one dat raps most,and all u spelling nerds n geeks out there,guess wat i got sumthin 4 u to fear,just kiddin i cant scare u on tha net,ur mum looks like a dog ud better take her 2 a vet

ok. say i cant rhyme..but u have to have a rhyme of ur own if ur gonna say that..or ur just plain dumb.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2005 12:45 AM

bull shit...underworld kiks ass...it aint a rip off from the matrix cos this is soo much betta. u may think kate beckinsale is hott but there is no way in hell u'd get her! u piss ass lil wimp!

UWR reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2005 3:29 AM

Woh, back it up.....A rip of of, the matrix?
okay, completely different plot, technology, characters and setting. but its a matrix rip off? Hello, this is your mind saying is your brain made of SHIT!?
These actors weren't half as medioker (thats spelled wrong) as the matrix actors, UW had actors who didnt need glasses to hide their blinking when they shot the guns and they were awesome!!!!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2005 8:02 AM

i agree. underworld is not a rip of of the matrix

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2005 12:56 PM

Well, we all know that the Wachowski brothers ripped off the matrix anyways, so why does it matter ;P

I liked the matrix, but if you wanna talk about extremely over-hyped movies...matrix and Star Wars are at the top.

Underworld was a good change from the norm of 2003 movies and gave us a long needed sci-fi horror with some updated effects and technology to make it very entertaining.

If you don't like the movie, find something else to do other than flaming this site. You're only making yourself look like a douche.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2005 2:09 PM

I almost fell asleep during the first one, and that's never happened to me before. Just from pure boredom.

People may like it, but I fail to see the appeal.

Personally I didn't think it just ripped off The Matrix films, but a whole bunch of other movies.

And when the ?ber-vampire awoke... what was that? Seriously?

ok reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 23, 2005 3:11 PM

ok...........

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2005 6:54 PM

dude, if you don't like the movie, why the hell are you on this site?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2005 10:57 AM

I don't know how the hell a movie about vampires and werewolves could possibly be a matrix rip off. seriously..how the hell can you say that? I thought the movie was good, but lacking. I think they had an extraordinary opportunity to make an incredible movie and half way through they lost their focus and stopped caring about the story and budgeted for fancier effects. maybe they'll do better in the sequel. but it was NOT a BAD movie!

bitches reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2005 11:54 AM

yooo waz up[ UW rules

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2005 11:54 AM

UW Rules suckes

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Posted by countbranca (slappy) on January 24, 2005 12:29 PM

Let's face the fact. $$ doesn't make a movie sucessful. The first one with the exception of hot piece of ass Beckinsale, was shoddy at best. @ was already going to be made regardless of how the film did("dumbasses" read the script notes).

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2005 8:21 PM

i thought underworld was good

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2005 1:40 PM

you are a gay idiot with no taste in good movies

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2005 1:48 PM

the statement about being a gay idiot with no taste in good movies was based on those who thought underworld was crap

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2005 5:39 PM

yeah, the retard coulden't find anything better to say

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 3:42 AM

The plot was nothing to do with the Matrix but the visual style they used was definately heavily influenced by The Matrix.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 4:22 PM

Just curious about what was the basis for the sequel.. Even though I din't like the first one doesn't mean I'll ignore what the sequel has to offer.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 11:39 PM

Hell yea shes hot ...... mmmmmm kate ........ shit i drooled

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2005 3:00 AM

The 1st Underworld was so boring and contrived, why the fuck do they need to make a sequel?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2005 12:45 PM

Listen you cant even compare underworld to the matrix totally different genres duh!! If you werent too busy talking narotically then maybe you could get along with the crowd in here, hey i loved underworld thought i wouldnt till i watched it but it is a good vamp movie, the effects are good not alot of CGI unlike the matrix's, if you watch the bonus features on the disc. If you like vamp movies you'll love this one

Posted by Amarathine~Whisper (deathswhisper131@cs.com) on January 27, 2005 7:57 PM

the second one is based, to my knowledge (dont quote me i could be wrong) it is about the werewolf/vampire and the vampire chick b/c i think that they are in love. LOL duh. and they said they will be goin into selenes past in this one and checkin out what was going on that night that selene was made a vampire and stuff like that.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2005 6:52 AM

To be honest, I'm pretty bored of slow-mo gun fights and kung fu. It's basically be done to death ever since the first Matrix movie.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 1:35 PM

FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2005 4:03 AM

You are certainly the master of wit and repartee.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2005 12:43 PM

wat so other films arnt alowed to use the kinda special affects that the matrix used? that will be kinda shit dont u think?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2005 3:35 AM

Not if they're just jumping on the bandwagon. After the Matrix came out it seemed like everyone was releasing ripoffs of it like The One, Equlibrium, Drive, Underworld etc... It's like when Galdiator came out and suddenly everyone wanted to jump on the bandwagon and make period epics like King Arthur, Troy and Alexander. I just think it's a bit lazy and people should be trying to be more original.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2005 12:57 PM

this movie was 'mildly successful'

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2005 1:04 PM

this movie is original if you noticed. compare the matrix and underworld, the only common difference is the black leather clothes. other than that they have nothing in common, not story, not mis-en-scene, not sound, not music, not actors, not title, not subject matter and underworld is hardly a rip off of it. also, the period thing came about after gladiator. do the math, king arthur, alexander all came out 3 years after gladiator, which blew anyway so it doesn't matter. the epic movies aren't original anyway because they are ripped off stories from history. underworld is a hugely original movie in all aspects and that is hy i like it so much.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2005 5:29 AM

The only new idea here is the scenario of a centuries-old war between vampires and werewolves which isn't actually all that original when you think about it. Everything else about Underworld is borrowed. Its depiction of vampires as aristocratic, pretty people is nothing new. Its dark, colorless look has been seen in countless night-based movies. Its style of gunplay and slow-mo attitude, complete with leather, shades, and flowing acrobatics... sound familiar? It's as if the movie plays by a strictly established set of precedents, from the hip gothic look of the vampires to the modern rules for a cooool action flick. What rules it does bend are minor; the werewolves can change at will and no attempt is made to take reflections away from the vampires. Overall the whole thing is just uninspired.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2005 9:58 AM

actually i thought underworld was very good. it (to me) is the matrix that is drawn out over 3 seperate movies. truthfully it is not really that interesting at all. the story is told in the first one and then next 2 are a bunch of chasing around and shit. what a waste. i like a little realism in my movies and the matrix is about a far fetched as they come. underworld is closer to reality than that crap. anyway just my 2 cents, have a nice day!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 3:42 AM

If you're going for realism then what the hell are you watching Underworld, The Matrix or any other sci-fi movie for? Now I didn't really think much of the two Matrix sequels but I think the 1st one was one of the most original and inovative films of the last ten years, and THATS the movie everyone's been copying.

Ok reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2005 1:08 AM

I agree some of the graphics seem to be borrowed from the Matrix. Yes some of the clips seemed to hold extra bullets. ;) Overall I really enjoyed the movie. I found the script original as you could get these days with a vampire movie. There are a lot of vampire movies out there so being completely original would be difficult. Me, I am looking foward to the sequel.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 8, 2005 9:54 PM

i just thought it was a good acton/vampire movie. These days nothing is realy new. I was entertained for the movies runtime and thats all that matters to me. Ripoff or not new or not, i was entertained