CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Trailer!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 7:05 AM

yes.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 7:11 AM

Oh shit. It looks like The Cat in the Hat.

I'm going. That's all there is to it. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 7:22 AM

wow, if there ever was a reason for me to not see this movie, this trailer has given it to me. wtf is with that song?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 4:39 PM

Read the Book fellas and you'll see why this already looks more authentic than that piece of shit 70's movie that people put way too much sentimental value in. It's about time this movie got the treatment it deserves. Fuck Gene Wilder. He Sucks.

Wonka Trailer reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 5:04 PM

I think the trailer is quite funky! Im a huge fan of depp, think hes lush! But how big do his teeth look in the trailer! Pretty Scary! Totally giving Freddy Mercury a run for his money! I think the film will be great, counting down the days! Huge Burton & Depp fan, bring it on!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2004 7:25 AM

So it's going to have gags like Wonka bumping his head? Wow, that sounds hilarious.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2004 7:36 PM

I hope it won't have that picture in the Wonkatania scene where someone cuts a chicken's head off and to the guy who posted the swear words, what kind of a monster are you?

suspicious alluicious reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 12, 2004 3:32 AM

As it happens I'm a Sprot Guzzlor.

Posted by holy_teacakes (ee@tsiokaa.org) on December 12, 2004 3:09 PM

I really hate to bring back that COMPELLING[/sarc] Marilyn Manson discussion from the poster thread, but is it just me or does this trailer look like a blatant mix of visuals from the "Dope Hat", "The Dope Show", "I Don't Like The Drugs", and "Rock Is Dead" videos? Even Depp looks strikingly like Manson's Bowie-ish Omega character with those shades on.

Hmm...

RE: suspicious alluicious reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 13, 2004 5:59 AM

No, it just looks shit.

Noah Taylor reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 13, 2004 9:57 AM

I think it looks pretty good -- I got no problems with Johnny Depp, Tim Burton is always a genius, and Noah Taylor's in it. What more can you ask for? I just don't wanna wait till July...

Chalie and the Chocolate Factory reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 13, 2004 10:18 AM

This film looks weird. Amazing. Everything the musical version should have been.

and one more thing reply

Posted by alanon-anon (NP69@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2004 11:26 PM

This movie will be a blasphemy to any honor the film industry still posesses. It is set the Antigone of Childrens films, with T. Burton playing the part of Oedipus. How, you may ask, do I already loathe thee? Let me count the ways: 1st, the song alone is reason enough to hate this movie. 2nd,Tim Burton hasn't done anything good in about 9-10 years , and I see no reason why he should (or even could) turn it around now. 3rd, whatever talent Johnny Depp may or may not have, the not so coincidental resemblences to M. Manson and M. Jackson (!)make him the greater fool for not stopping Burton when he had the chance. FYI, kiddies-Don't mess with that chocolate! 4th, Gene Wilder was the only actor of the last 50 years campy yet sardonic enough to make Willy Wonka greater than the some of his literary parts. By orienting the script to err on the side of fidelity to the novel, Burton already undershot the mark before he even burned the first frame. I could go on and on, but the studio will release the film just the same. I only hope that the pirates (not of the carribean) work double time and kill this borish, bestial, bastard of a film as quickly as possible.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 3:16 AM

This movie has got the two thing I love most: Chocolate and Johnny Depp!!

Dahl kicks Wilder's ass reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 5:31 AM

Mmmmm... Chocolate Johnny Depp

Willy Wonka reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 7:42 AM

I suppose Mr. Depp will act the role as the mysterious Wonka quite well, however, I cannot help but feel that if Mr. Manson, the original choice for Wonka, were to act in this movie. It would be much more appealing and truly make it a remake of a once great movie.

Johnny Depp? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 8:08 AM

Is it just me or does Johnny Depp look like an indian with pilgram hair? I think he was mis-cast for this role.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 1:35 PM

The fact remains that Roald Dahl, possibly the greatest children's writer of all time, detested the original version (not to mention James and the Giant Peach, and the awful ending to The Witches), and said that the only director he'd trust to make a movie of C&tCF was Tim Burton.

As for the gags, the story isn't supposed to be a comedy. It's about poverty and wealth and values. Come on now.

RE: the career ender reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 5:56 PM

It looks like a freaking acid trip! kinda creepy...but go figure Tim Burton directed and hes awesome!

the career ender reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 6:33 PM

alot of people had high expectations for this movie and alot of people are going to be let down i heart johnny depp butt... "chewing gum i hate the most" in my opinion gene wilder isnt yet past his prime and could still fill mr wonkas shoes Gene in his latest role as you can you see he would make a much better wonka

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 6:35 PM

couldn't agree with you more. you hit the nail on the head. gene wilder is looking better than ever, while depp looks out of place as wonka. wouldnt be surprised if this movie bombs at the box office.

I got it!!!-Brown Envelope reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 6:38 PM

this movie looks like da "BOMB" that theme song is sooooo cute

I was on the set reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 6:42 PM

I was an extra on the set while they were filming the movie. Most of the stuff i saw looked pretty cool except what was posted earlier about Johnny Depp not fitting the role. He looked awkward and uncomfortable. Also the Oompa Loompa's didn't have green hair and orange skin?!

the screenplay reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 6:53 PM

the screenplay was written by a guy who never saw the original film

more power to him reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 7:09 PM

I think that you are all going about this movie the wrong way. It may be that it wasn't made specifically for you. It's also a remake, and burton knows that, and I don't think he wants to make a carbon copy of the 70' version and good for him. The original probably seemed wierd at the time for its audience, and maybe now is time for a new weird yet lovable wonka. as for depp he is amazing and if you bother to read the book or play you'll see wonka is wierd and uncomfortable. I think everyone should just suck it up and go see it.

RE: more power to him reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2004 3:44 AM

i luvd da cat in da hat so i rekon ill probly luv dis film 2!

This is it reply

Posted by CheshireKitty (dragon_rose17@yahoo.com) on December 15, 2004 8:14 AM

Alright. I've read all the comments and discussions that were above this comment and now it's my turn.

First off: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a nice movie with Gene Wilder in one of his most famous and popular roles.

Second: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a film (not a re-make) by the Genius behind Nightmare Before Christmas: Tim Burton.

I know that many people are split between the "it will be awesome" and the "it will suck" perspective, and so I will add my thoughts. This movie will be one thing: DIFFERENT.

It's not going to be the same as the first film, and it will be more similar to the book, but the two movies are not the same and should NOT be compared that way.

Ok. I think I'm done. Have I pacified all the arguments regarding this film without A)offending people and B) lapsing into an argument about Johnny Depp? If so then my work is done.

Tim Burton reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2004 12:04 PM

Tim Burton used to make good films until he got rich and famous... I guess money does change people.

Willy Wonka reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2004 3:07 PM

This movie looks like its going to be great. Tim Burton makes really good movies, i loved Big Fish. Johnny Depp is perfect for the roll of Wonka. Can't wait to see it.

im horney for mr wonka and im a boy oooooooo reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2004 3:28 AM

Why does the whole thing look like Dr. Seuss?

Looks good. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2004 5:18 AM

But that song is already got on my nerves.

Excellent. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2004 1:21 PM

In first grade, I had the pleasure of reading both Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator with my teacher Ms. Tiyi (oh How I miss you Tiyi and Dave! If you're reading, HELLO!). She turned me on to Roald Dahl for life.

The excellent thing about this film is that it is not just an American film. It encompasses both English culture and American culture by having actors from both sides of the pond! Roald Dahl was Welsh in case you didn't know.

Also, the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was great because of Gene Wilder's performance, but it was in no way as good as the book was. This is why I shall treasure it for what it is, and treasure this film for what IT is: a great interpretation of a brilliant book which dared me to dream!

I can't wait for the Great Glass Elevator! :)

-Mandi

P.S. Tim Burton = good, Johnny Depp = my perfect Wonka (he looks like the candy bars to me!), and I will be seeing this 50+ times :).

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the Amazing Chocolatier!

Tim Burton reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2004 2:06 PM

Tim Burton will do to Willy Wonka what he did to the Planet of the Apes.

Nuff said.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2004 5:56 PM

Admin: post deleted due to overwhelming lack of creativity and the occasional reference to underage homosexual intercourse.

o ya harder me horney reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2004 5:59 PM

oooo yeas mr wonka but fuck me harder harder oo give it to mee

RE: Excellent. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2004 5:38 AM

Your post turned me on!!!! So mandi, how do i get in your panties for some of your special cherry candy? I look like a cross between Gene Wilder and Johnny Depp so give me a holla and suck on my everlasting Gobstopper...

Soy Dios reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2004 3:11 PM

Ey, que pai?

El puto Tim har? otra puta peli maravillosa, joder, no seais frikis granujientos cr?ticones y asquerosos, co?o

Following the bandwagon reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2004 1:14 AM

As agreed with one of the above posts.

Tim Burton is famous for his way of tweaking and twisting scripts and stories to suit his purposes and his vision.
Johnny Depp seems to be a good choice for the role and one can but hope he will be able to fill Wilder's shoes (for I still think he did the best Wonka).
I have one question: Is this script still filled with the same jokes and prose quotes as the first? Taking into account that this movie is a seprate one from the 70's original.

Still, see first, critque later.

Jim Carry as Willy Wonka reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2004 4:10 AM

Those last few posts were really gross.
Those last few posts I hate the most.

WKY MOCK IT! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2004 1:56 PM

I DO BELIEVE THAT THE MAJORITY OF YOU MOCKING THE MOVIE WANTS TO 'BUTTON UP' AND NOT TO MENTION 'GROW UP!' REALISTICALLY HOW CAN TOU SAY THAT ITS SHIT, REMAKE, RIP-OFF, ETC WHEN YOU HAVNT EVEN SEEN IT! FOR GOD SAKE THE MOVIE STILL ISNT COMPLETE!

Johnny Depp reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2004 2:30 PM

i hear yeah.I love Johnny Depp and he is an amazing actor. I think he fits the part of Willy wonka really well.

stop bitching reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2004 2:36 PM

i loved the origional willy wonka movie, gene was brilliant in it, but its almost 2005 and for those who wish life wasn't so dull and full of 'chavs' then tim burton is the only director around that can make a really decent looking fantasy movie. so for those who dont like depp or the look of the film 'dont bloody watch it, and stick with the origional'

RE: stop bitching reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2004 10:08 AM

What the fuck do chavs have to do with anything?

Whiners reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2004 11:38 AM

I cannot believe all you guys have to say is blah blah blah "not the original" blah blah blah "it will suck; Tim Burton sucks; Johnny Depp sucks."

I, as a child, thought WW&TCF was just a little creepy. That acid-like tunnel and Gene Wilder going off and on on nothing at all.
This is a 'different' level of creepy: Tim Burton. Kids either love it or hate it. However, I am guessing most of the posters are teen+.

On a final note, I must say this film looks very interesting to say the least.

yes reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2004 8:35 PM

Alright, this film is supposed to be based on the book. Although Gene Wilder was brilliant in the 70's version, Johnny Depp is only only actor right now who can be a little kooky and yet not over the top on the antics. He is a little bit crazy...and that's the basis of the Willy Wonka character, he is a little crazy. Incase those who haven't read the book don't know, there is a Wonka father character. The 70's movie was good, but not very true to the book.

RE: yes reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 20, 2004 6:23 AM

Why is everyone just saying the exact same thing over and over?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2004 7:08 AM

2 words: Jim Carrey.
He should have been cast as Willy Wonka, can you image him doing the Tyrannasaurus Rex in the Chocolate Factory!!! And then when the kids die, he screems out "SMOKIN'".

And about what everyone is saying about the book, who would read the book when there's a movie? The original movie is the real deal. They should have made a remake based on the original movie and burned the book. Fuk the book. "TEACHERS LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!!!"

Originality reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2004 9:02 PM

Can't Hollywood do anything original anymore. It seems like everything that comes out are cheap movie rip-offs of old films or television shows. They need some new ideas.

A Preview of Bad Things to Come reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2004 10:23 PM

um...Dahl never knew Burton's work.

His family agreed to it, but Roald never saw a Burton Flick.

Get your info right.

This looks like a piece of shit. burton is disengenuous when he says he hated the original and then lifts so many elements out of it.

The Wonka of the Book is a goateed spritly little fello with a twinke in his eye, NOT a creepy pedophile with false teeth,

This is an insult to the GREAT original film. Sure Dahl hated it, but he wrote the screenplay, and he Hated everything. Gene Wilder shows just how hard it is to be truly eccentric, not just "playing weird" like the light weight Depp here.

This Trailer Craps ShitDiddlyUmshous Bars.

{Oh yeah...The "New Wave" and "Beatle" Oompas...that IS AWFUL !!!}

trailer reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 23, 2004 5:59 AM

I think its soooo cool! Cant wait for the movie!

Benefit of the Doubt reply

Posted by foxxx2020 (No Email) on December 23, 2004 11:44 AM

I will give Burton the benefit of the doubt.

Yes the Trailer is like a Kubric movie played at high speed and set to second rate disney music.

Yes planet of the apes did suck much balls.

However Burton, despite one bad film has a stellar track record, and he made up for that bad film 10 fold with Big Fish.

And Tim burton has assured his audience that this film is not to be a musical like the first was so I don't feel that annoying diddies are going to be a long standing problem in this film.

Lastly...leave Gene Wilder alone. The 70's version was great.

I imagine that if we go into the theater expecting to see an entirely different movie than the first, I feel that we won't be dissappointed. Lets show a little faith...that is if movies like Star Wars Episode one and Alien Vs Predetor hasn't destroyed all hope for us all.

RE: Looks good. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 25, 2004 7:48 PM

That's the point dude. The whole setting should be really disconcerting, including the overly cheery music, and wonka should be a little uncomfortable and creepy looking. This was the vibe of the book.

you guys remind me of my mom, when she doesn't like the actor who plays the bad guy. "There's something about that actor that I don't like." Of course...He's the bad guy, and he's playing it well.

My Comment reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2004 1:58 PM

its a minute trailer, to be fair so many films that have been classics have had shit trailers and been ace. Dont throw all your toys out the pram yet, and i have to say i thought the trailer looked ace.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2004 4:14 AM

It looked retarded. Oh, Willy Wonka bumping his head is just soooooooo funny!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2004 8:55 AM

I really like the look and feel to this new version, but even though i like Johnny Depp, Marylin Manson would have been a much better Wonka, (the Willy Wonka from the book IS the way Marylin Manson IS in real life...lol) but yeah, i hope that Johnny Depp pulls it out all right, cuz he looks gay in the teaser trailer.

Posted by jollieoldtime (No Email) on December 27, 2004 5:18 PM

Ok, I know I'm repeating what others have said, but for you retards out there... THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM THE 70s ONE!!!!!!!!! It's not a remake of the movie, it's a movie based on the book. Also, how can you judge how a movie will be when you have only seen a one minute trailer that jumped all around? To go back to what someone said, amazing movies have had really shitty trailers. For example, the trailer for "The Princess Bride" sucked, but the movie was fabulous. And if this movie is like a Dr. Seuss movie that's because Dr. Seuss is weird just like the book and just like Roald Dahl. Tim Burton is great, as is Johnny Depp so this should be good. Just see the movie before you start to judge.

Posted by jollieoldtime (No Email) on December 27, 2004 5:24 PM

Just one last thing before I sign off. The movie is called "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," not "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2004 10:40 AM

The 70's version was called Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory you fucking retarded anal raping phedolphile.

Subject reply

Posted by Pandering (No Email) on December 28, 2004 1:21 PM

Read the book(s) dum-dums.

willy wonka reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2004 11:58 PM

judging from the trailer it's all u'd expect from Mr Tim Burton! good on him i say!

RE: willy wonka reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2004 4:54 AM

What a sell out, I never thought Tim Burton would ever make a movie targeted solely at five year olds.

Posted by jollieoldtime (No Email) on December 30, 2004 1:39 AM

Retard. The 70's one is called "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" and the new one is called "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." I'm trying to say that these are different movies and people shouldn't compare them because they are DIFFERENT! I might be slow, but asshole, I'm not that slow.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2004 3:24 AM

Well it took you two days to come up with a reply so I'd say you're pretty damn slow, asshole.

Posted by jollieoldtime (No Email) on December 30, 2004 3:28 PM

That's cause I haven't been on the internet for two days fucker.

johnny depp is aewsome reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2004 8:35 PM

i think the movie looks awesome, ive watched willy wonka since i was little and i still watch it.and im also a huge fan of johnny depp because he is the best actor in the world and his so hot.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2004 8:45 PM

most people think that it's not gonna be as good as the first one but i think its gonna be AWESOME!Tim burton is a fantastic director and has used johnny depp for alot of his movies.johnny depp will play the part of willy wonka so well because he is such a good actor and is also very funny.i also think johnny depp looks so hot in the movie and has the hottest sounding voice. so all the people who think its gonna be stupid you should atleast try watching it because you will suprise yourself.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 31, 2004 4:41 AM

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker.

Posted by jollieoldtime (No Email) on January 1, 2005 6:26 PM

You're a cock sucking, ass-licking, uncle fucker.

RE: and one more thing reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 3:33 AM

You fuck your uncle twice a day!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 7:18 PM

keep your bloody lecture to a max. 2 pararaphs dickhead, then maybe people will attempt to read your bullshit!

RE: I was on the set reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 7:21 PM

read the book dipshits then you will realise how shitty the first movie is!it made out like the story was a frikin love poem and it's not! it's roald dahl and the oompa loompas are sposed to be like cavemen! ITS BASED ON THE BOOK NOT THE MOVIE SO STOP TALKING SHIT DUMBASSES!

RE: suspicious alluicious reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 7:22 PM

bite me bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 7:23 PM

well WOOPDIDOO BASIL! heres a little general knowelegde for ya, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!

RE: and one more thing reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 7:26 PM

Grow a dick. if u knew anything it would be to stop writing fuking lectures that nobody cares about u saddass moron. the first movie was shit and even Roald Dahl (the writer of the actual fuking book) hated it so kiss my arse rug muncher

relax reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 2, 2005 8:25 PM

hey hey! Why dont we wait till the fuckin movie comes out first and see what happens, alright? First impressions can be tricky, and stop bitching at eachother, it's not like it will help.

and another thing reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 2, 2005 8:33 PM

my personal opinion is that this movie is NOT for young kids. The deep sarcasm in the preview makes me think that this is no little kids movie (and by little I mean 7 - 10) Adults would probably enjoy this movie and it's dark humor that is concealed by an opaque sheet of seemingly 'happy' little cons like the rhyme bout chewing gum. Someone said that this book is a reference to how something becomes so obsessive, it begins to hurt you and the others around you. i don't think at a second that this film will convey to the light hearted and wide eyed. The point is not the actor (cept for the fan girls of depp, my opinion on himm is that of this; hes an actor, he's alright at his job, nuff said.) but the reason behind the movie, the idea that they're trying to tell you. So let's think about that for a moment instead of hurling insults at each other.

RE: and another thing reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 3, 2005 6:43 AM

Don't try to kid yourself, this isn't going to be dark and gothic like Edward Scissorhands or Sleepy Hollow.

no, not like that reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 3, 2005 8:22 AM

not as dark as something like that, it's kinda har to explain, >.

oh yeah... reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 3, 2005 8:27 AM

and it looks a bit sarcastic due to the dumbass willy wonka acts like, I don't mean that as an insult, but he just acts really really stupid, probably a guise or something.

Who doesn't like it... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 3, 2005 3:04 PM

...Just don't see the movie. Don't watch the trailer anymore. Stop with these kiddy things.
I think that Johnny Depp's Wonka is amazing in the teaser trailer and will be in the role movie. I love him, I really appreciate his job, and appreciate too Burton's job. They're genious. Who agree, fine. Who doesn't... Bummer.

wait a sec reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 4, 2005 3:43 AM

I never said it was going to be a bad movie, my god, try to comprehend what im talking about for one minute, please. But I do agree, if it makes people so upset, they should shut up and see another movie, or stay at home. And please, just because Depp and Burton are good in the film industry, they're overused.

RE: wait a sec reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2005 3:47 AM

I love Johnny Depp, I think he's a fantastic actor but in this movie he looks like a phedolphile.

don't mean to sound rude reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 4, 2005 3:47 AM

but in depp's first shot in the trailer it looks like he has bags under his eyes. I thought willy wonka was....well....I don't think he'll stay up all night at his desk drinking coffee.

pedophile reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 4, 2005 3:49 AM

eh! he does look like the candidate for a hearing on gender politics.

oi reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 4, 2005 3:56 AM

I just saw the cast listing at imdb.com, christopher lee plays willy wonka's dad....he's such a good actor, I hope he pulls through in this movie, I would hate to see the critics snap at him.

RE: oi reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 5, 2005 2:48 AM

He looks like Michael Jackson in that trailer. "Now let me show you my... wishing tree! SHAMOAN!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 5, 2005 8:18 AM

All i know is...im going to go see this movie the first time completely sober, and the second quite messed up...the trippy nature of the movie makes me wanna la la

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 5, 2005 3:27 PM

Tim Burton, Johnny Depp - can't go wrong with this one. Oh and Danny Elfman's music....it's will be Out-diddly-dandy-Standing!!

well... reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 5, 2005 6:14 PM

let's atleast wait till the movie comes out, then we can complain or praise

RE: well... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2005 2:43 AM

Okay, in the meantime we can call you a stupid moron. By the way... you're a stupid moron.

Posted by Lp-DEPP fanatic (schere00lp@hotmail.com) on January 6, 2005 4:33 PM

ok...so tim burton and depp(love him) cant go wrong... but your comment about it being "out-diddly-dandy-standing" sounds as geeky as they come, so shut up.....

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 7, 2005 3:51 AM

Why don't you go Fuc- diddly -uck yourself?

Posted by sandsallyLP (No Email) on January 7, 2005 1:30 PM

still geeky...

hey reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 7, 2005 1:57 PM

now wait a sec, I never insulted you, I was just voicing my opinion, and that's the only reason im here for, not insulting other people.

RE: hey reply

Posted by sandsallyLP (No Email) on January 7, 2005 4:18 PM

stop crying...

SO FUCKIN SCARY reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 7, 2005 6:43 PM

OMG that trailer scared the living shit out of me. Not to mention Willy Wonka looks like some freakin pale-ass child molester. I'll be having nightmares for weeks. Nobody in their right mind would come up with or even like this kind of crap.

OMFG! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 7, 2005 6:53 PM

all of y'all randomly insulting each other need to grow up.

yep reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 8, 2005 11:55 PM

i just said that and you go insulting me for it? and by the way i wasn't crying, mom.

RE: yep reply

Posted by sandsallyLP (No Email) on January 9, 2005 3:00 PM

im sorry baby...i wont do that again..

;-D reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 10, 2005 5:03 PM

why thank you

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 11, 2005 12:55 PM

lol...it looks like depp is wearing lipstick, and it looks like he had a sex change

yep reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 11, 2005 3:58 PM

it really does, but who knows, maybe people go for that type?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2005 11:55 PM

The guy that played Charlie (peter ostrum) in the first movie is on my school board.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 14, 2005 3:46 AM

That kid who played Mike Teevee is locked in my basement.

*snort* reply

Posted by Laquatus (No Email) on January 17, 2005 3:07 PM

willy wonka in drag...

RE: *snort* reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 4:58 AM

Fuck you you stupid fuck!

um...... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 6:10 AM

well I thought it was....um......strange.
I am now scared out of my mind but of course I wil lbe seeing it YAY!! Depp and Burton back at it again.

RE: um...... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 4:04 AM

Yay? Oh you must be so gay.

GOOD TIMES!! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 9:44 PM

The only way this movie would be good is watching it after eating a nice 8th of SHROOMS on a pepperoni pizza!! MMmmm. Sorry im stoned, but yeah SHROOOOMS!

RE: GOOD TIMES!! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 9:44 PM

DUDE..... SHROOOOOMS!!

RE: GOOD TIMES!! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 7:03 AM

Eh... drugs are bad, you should take drugs Mmmkay?

THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF CRAP reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 7:45 AM

This movie looks a piece of crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tim Burton is a loser!!!
Why did he do it?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 8:05 AM

WTF?

RE: THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF CRAP reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 3:10 AM

THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF GEORGE LUCAS WAS MAKING IT.

Johnny! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2005 6:28 AM

i think the movie's going to be great! lets not knock it until we see it, for all you know it might be pretty darn good!
and i know i'm being biased but johnny looks sooo fit wearing that hat mmmmm....

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2005 6:33 AM

DON'T CALL TIM BURTON A LOSER!
Edd Wood was an excellent movie and so was sleepy hollow.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 4:17 AM

'Vincent' is his best work.

gene wilder reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2005 10:10 AM

ok, the new one looks kinda creepy in like a anoying childish way...i love johny depp..but gene wilder did a beter job gene wilder is an awsome actor n ne one who has seen blazin saddles cant argue w/ me!!

RE: gene wilder reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2005 6:37 AM

Gene Wilder's a great actor but he's had way too many facelifts over the years.

RE: new willy wonka reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 7:02 PM

I actually thought Willy Wonka bumping his head was incredibly funny. Like, so funny that I laughed out loud. I watched the whole trailer with a small smirk, and burst out laughing when Johnny Depp bumped his head. What can I say.

Did anybody else notice that the chocolate is so much thicker and yummyer looking than in the 70s one? In the 70s one, it looked sort of watery, wheras in this one, it's thick, dark chocolate. Poor Augustus.

Decide reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 7:06 PM

I think neither of them did a better job, or will do a better job than the other one, simply due to the fact that they're different actors. Why compare them? They may be playing the same charcter, but that's like comparing all four (Three? Two?) James Bonds. It's useless and a bit pointless.

People will always make movies, and some people will agree with them, and some people won't. Everytime Disney makes another stupid sequel, I get upset, but then I watch it and realize that they're not THAT bad.

Give it a chance. Despite the Dr.Suess looking set, you might find that you'll be able to tolerate it. :-)

RE: Decide reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2005 3:42 AM

There's been five Bonds.

new willy wonka reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 6:55 AM

lyrics to the song in the willy wonka comercial

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 8:18 AM

Yo, Willie da ma who make da stuff
Line up little kids an take a puff
go wit him on his merry way
Don't be scared he ain't no fag (gay)
Like a Batman villian he strikes em bad
look at all de bitches he gone an had
like da joker, da penguin, da motherfuckin Riddler
Willy Wonka aint no kiddie fiddler
Bro!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2005 12:02 AM

c upon J's

Willy can rap fools and you'll see it

Check the orf ogres...

Props to the Crop Dopplers

STOMACH BUTTHOLE coming out in March..

RE: and one more thing reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2005 4:53 PM

Dude be wackn' like motherfuckin hitler
Talkn' down 2 ma homie? Dat ain't cool yo cracker
Wonka may be lookn' all gay
but dat nigga aint far away
Beta pay
sum repect
2 da mother fucking pet
shop boys cos dere iz da ones
who iz breakin out da toys
on christmas day no it aint no santa
Willie wonka be coming
down da cimney wit da ganja fool!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2005 8:41 PM

excuse me? and hwo would you know anything about this movie whne you haven't even seen it. not that i know a lot about this but dont judge anything based on its cover and this teaser trailer doesnt mean anything as to how the actual movie will turn out, so shut your mouth, no one wants to listen to your superficial ranting.

Its great c'mon believe it reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2005 7:10 AM

The advert actually turned me onseeing johnny depp like that lol

seriousness is silly reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2005 3:55 AM

People people please calm down, why argue about which is better or more realistic or wether the book or film depicts the real story....for god sake this is a film about a mad geezer who runs a chocolate factory with a chocolate river running through it and has candy trees and tiny people working for him .....i doubt whoever made it better expects anyone to take it THIS seriously ...ITS A STORY

RE: Excellent. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2005 10:24 PM

Man what the fuck. you're gonna suck on wonka's gob stopper. Hope ya like the cream filling! bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2005 10:29 PM

what the fuck?!?!? I don't even have a good comment to describe that rhyme... or whatever that was suppose to be. YO! U FROM DA STREETS!

RE: suspicious alluicious reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2005 10:31 PM

Dude, eat shit you fucking fag. You're a stupid *n-word* so shut you're fuckin mouth, I hope your family dies soon, you dirty fucking bitch. Eat some chicken and when you're done pick me some cotton you stupid fucking faggot. Eat shit and die asshole

I LOVE YOU reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2005 7:40 AM

I LOVE YOU!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2005 5:06 PM

I just love poop. I dont know why. Mabey It is the color...or perhaps the texture. But all around poop is so so good. Now Jonny dep... Well i like him better than poop. SO he is very likable and he will be good for the part. As my dear Unkle's aunt's sister's teacher's brother's unkle always said. Poop will not chear u up but People with j for the first letter of their first name will and Jonny starts with a J. SO I can't wait!!!!

RE: Noah Taylor reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2005 5:16 PM

I have always liked poop. Mabey its the brown mushiness of it or the shiny slickenes I shall never know. Now poop is very beautifull but as beautifull as it is willi wonka is better. Now because willie is beter the movie will be a hit. As my unkle's aunt's grandpa's sister's roomate's father's teacher's sister's friend always says people with names starting with the letter J are better than poop and Jonny starts with j so he...is better than poop.

I think Ive made my point and so I think thats uhhh all I got to say.

Poop tastes good reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2005 5:25 PM

RE: Poop tastes good reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2005 5:30 PM

Hey punk I hate ur stupid emails and I am only going to email you to get a reaction...ha...ur dead by insults

RE: Poop tastes good reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2005 5:30 PM

Hey punk I hate ur stupid reviews and I am only going to email you to get a reaction...ha...ur dead by insults

It is SAD reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2005 8:17 PM

It is sad that they would remake a classic like this. I do not think any new remakes of this show will be better then the original!! It is a one of a kind!

hey reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2005 9:15 AM

I think willi is pretty cool and will be neat. He also sometimes seems like a silly willy. Oh...hehe.

Come on fella's lets go get some ice cream.

RE: I LOVE YOU reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2005 9:18 AM

Abd U love u too...Moron

Guess who I am...
Jonr@teenagedirtbag.com

RE: I'm going. That's all there is to it. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2005 9:22 AM

okay...Fellas lol

RE: I'm going. That's all there is to it. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2005 10:47 AM

okay...Fellas lol

It is not sad reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2005 11:22 AM

It will be sad if they change it from what they book says but u haft to realize the movie is only a remake of the book in both the 70's and now. In 30 years sure this one might be a classic who...knows.

seya

RE: WKY MOCK IT! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2005 11:26 AM

I totally agree...couldnt agree with u more.

RE: and another thing reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2005 11:36 AM

u r so dang pitifull. I mean look at it. I agree it is using sarcasm. But it is only g u moron. And people would try hard to make it pg if they could but they couldnt cuz it was so dang lite!!

RE: It is SAD reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2005 12:06 PM

what it doesnt seem so sad to me. I think that if it is bad people will forget it and love the classic but if it is good then it will be a clasic in 30 years

RE:fart nockers? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2005 12:07 PM

okay...

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2005 12:08 PM

Everyone schroll up to Fart nockers if u missed it. Its is so dum. the guy needs help

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 5:47 PM

ur rite I am so stupid I mist it it is hilariuors. HAHAH

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 5:47 PM

AHAHHAHA funny I mised it to

I AGREE WITH LAQUATUS reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 5:48 PM

I didnt miss it but it was funny. I think JOnny Dep is awsome and It will be good.

Great Film reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2005 9:34 AM

okay guys think about it: JOhnny Depp just doesnt take on any roles he has incredible talent and he makes the movie his own. he could do the boring, already done, stupid roles, but he doesnt so thats why i think its going to be good even though he does look like a cross between m. jackson and mike myers? any way hes wonderful and if you dont want to see the movie then dont? thats all there is to it? well i love chocalate and johnny so it should be a GREAT show? p.s. all of ya'll who are on this big gene wilder trip, seriosly READ the book! you'll understand Tim Burton

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 7:17 PM

Fans of Burton and Depp will love it, people who don't like burtons films will probably hate it. I picture Wonka having some (intended)awkwardness and shortcomings like ikibod crane in sleepy hollow. Bottom line- Depp: Gilbert grape, scissorhands, donnie brasco, don juan, fear and loathing, sleepy hollow, blow, pirates etc. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BAD DEPP MOVIE!

CRY BABY reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 7:19 PM

Mind you I heard crybaby is pretty crappy.

I now more than anyone. Trust Me reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2005 8:14 PM

I had first heard the news on the radio and later I found it to be true. At first I didn't think Depp was right for the part, but I realised they are trying to stay true to the book. The author Roald Dahl was not fond of the 1971 version, but it has left an impression in our mind. In the book Willy Wonka was not a loving person like in the movie played by Gene Wilder. Wonka is more of a Boogieman character. Anyway I think the movie will be good and will add a different flavor to the story. I love movies of today because we have the technology and know-how to do it like we've always wanted. Getting back on subject, the deal with the song is, in the book Charlie and the other kids are first welcomed into the factory by puppets, but I'm not sure if they sang in the book. I guessed that was the song they sang and they put it into the teaser trailer. I knew it was because they sing "Willy Wonka here he is." Trust me when you have gone everywhere on the internet looking for information on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory you know a thing or two about it. I know more than anyone.

About the movie... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2005 10:39 PM

Ok here goes...

No-one in this chat place has actually Seen the WHOLE movie have they.So dont go on saying , Omg Its going to be so bad, Cos its not the orignial,Blah, Blah, Blah. But today i went to the movies and the trailer was on (by the way i was at a kids movie :P) and as soon as it finished I looked around and saw all the kids faces light up and they were all wispering to each other, Wow! Im going to see that.. And most of the time, the kids are the ones who can tell if a movies going to be a hit or not...And No Johnny Depp Didnt scare them :P

Anyways.. Since i first saw the trailer i went home and watched it over and over again on the computer, I Love It! Dont bag It!

I know this is a big expectation...But i think it might even be bigger in the box office then Harry Potter :P Well at least i know ill be watching it at least 100 times :D

Willy Wonka reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 4:20 PM

This looks like one of the best movies of the year. But hey, I'm only 11 anyways. =P My oppinion doesn't count, right? o_o

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 29, 2005 11:23 AM

omgggggggg you keep posting all kinds of dumb stuff. you obviously are only 11. jeeeeeeez. the movie rocked. i went and saw it the day it came out. the only thing i didnt like was that it didnt have the candyman song in it... but it was based on the book so w/e. overall GREAT movie.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2005 7:12 AM

RE: o ya harder me horney reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2005 7:15 AM

your being paronoid,Johnny depp is a nice man i must say he is very cute and
sexy but if you eep fighting over him your doing it for no reson becuase maybe you think you are his best fan but sorry to say,not to upset you,Im his best fan,I have been for a very long time now and i have every single movie of him.
and this is to Johnny Depp,i wish you have a great life with your familys and your adorable children and your wife that you might be marrying soon im very happy for you and vanessa i tell you she is a very lucky women to be with you,Your the best star im seen and heard of,its not just the way you look its the way you are inside.
love you Johnny xx
( from your best fan)
and By the way im not 11 you sound like a paronoid 10 year old to tell the truth.
im older than you think.And tim burton is a great director.
I dont know why you say that stuff,And do you think johnny depp wears for a living? your wrong mates! he does swear in films.
but saying tim burton is stupid your wrong,and tim burton is a good friend of his.
im not trying to make you jelious me saying im his best fan its just the truth sorry. But swearing wont get you anywhere.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2005 7:24 AM

your descusting.Do you even think he would with his wife and children,Sorry but thats just discusting.
what do you think he will say when he fins out ever you've said that? his wife wont be to happy,well wife to be :-) ever so cute.
and i dont want to keep coming on this website seeing you've took no notice becuase it wont go away iw ill keep coming back to remind you he wants a happy life.

RE: o ya harder me horney reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2005 7:25 AM

from serena again.

The movie in general reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2005 11:04 AM

Man, you people must be really old if all you do is put down the movie. I went and saw it and I loved every minute of it! Wilder as Wonka was just disturbing. Come on, Wilder acted like an adult, and that's NOT how Wonka's supposed to be, he's a kid at heart, and Depp portrayed that really well. I say that all you people who put down the movie should just shut up, go watch it, and if you still don't like it, keep your opinions to yourself. God, didn't your parents ever say, "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."?

RE: Johnny Depp? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2005 1:20 PM

you were so awsome in the movie.you really make a good movie star you made a good dection .my name is joscelyn and I think your really good

to Johnny deep

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 1:49 PM

i think that this film is gonna be amazing and im gonna see it 2moro and im really exicted and i love freddie and jonny and it gonna be sooo amazing and its NOT gonna be like the cat in the hat!!!

gthyy reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:29 AM

tyyyyyy

charlie and the chocolate factory reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 11:58 AM

good

JOHNNY DEPP RULES reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 6:54 PM

IF U THINK JOHNNY DEPP WAS MIS CAST UR JUST A FREAK K CAUSE I SAW IT TODAY FOR MY THIRD TIME AND I THINK JOHNNY DEPP WAS THE BEST ON IN THE HOLE MOVIE !!
TIM BURTIN U DID A AWSOME MORE THAN AWSOME JOB AT THE MOVIE AND THE SONGS AND THE MOVIE AND THE CASTIN GOD HE DID AWESOME GO TIM BURTIN AND JOHNNY DEPP AND JULIA WINTER AND ANNASOPHIA ROBB AND JORDAN FRY AND FREDIE HIGHMORE YA THAT IS THE BEST MOVIE IN THE UNIVERSE !!!!!!!!! BEAT THAT PEOPLE THINK THAT IS HORIBLE HA !!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 8:27 AM

best film of 2005

Im just some hot blond that is in love with Mike reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 2:54 PM

The kid that plays mike teevee is freaking hot!!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 3:01 PM

Mike teevee is the most hottest kid in the world he is so hot that i would fly all the way from Arizona to see him. And of coruse he would ask me out, because he is hot

mike teevee is hot!!! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 3:07 PM

FUCK ME MIKE TEEVEE

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2005 9:56 AM

it was shit

wonka aftermath reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 23, 2005 12:20 AM

all you people who hated on the film can fuck off and die!!!
props to burton. it's an excellent film.