NATALIE PORTMAN CLOSER NUDE SCENE CAPTURES

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2004 3:36 AM

Like... WhatEVER!

Posted by CoolWizard (coolwizard@hotmail.com) on December 9, 2004 7:32 AM

I ahree, sure Nat is hot and the pics smokin' but there is a line that can be crossed, and that guy just crossed it.

*shakes head in disgust*

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2004 11:32 AM

if you do a girl w/ another guy...youre a fag!!! why not another girl(instead of a man),its not like you can bang her anyway.just think,when this comes out...you and KG can give each other hand jobs in the theater. how sexy.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 4:30 AM

Lol, Tenacious D rocks man.

hehe reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 4:52 AM

Sucks about the nude scenes, but it's all good. And I agree that Tenacious D rocks.

Portman! reply

Posted by ballzonyerchin (monkeyjr@purdue.edu) on December 10, 2004 7:15 AM

Dude, I'd take sloppy seconds if Natalie Portman is involved.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 7:29 AM

i know shes fit but calm down.

RE: HOT | ^^^WTF??? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 7:31 AM

have any of you fellas ever met her? ste ( england )

better reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 2:51 PM

shes hotter than i thought she was. great ass on her.

asf reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 3:23 PM

afaf

HOT | ^^^WTF??? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2004 3:23 PM

Me is happy

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2004 7:28 AM

I'd certainly love to place my hand upon her sexy ass and squeeze.

Cease amd desist and cease again! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 5:56 AM

I am a representative for Ms. Portman

Please remove this news story/images immediately or you will be receiving a cease and desist letter and if you don?t comply with that we will shut down your site.

Thank You and Have a Good Day

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 10:39 AM

"or you will be receiving a cease and desist letter"

Oh, what a sorry excuse for a troll. What he's saying is basically "Stop or I'll tell you to stop". Whooo. So scaaaaaary.

RE: Cease amd desist and cease again! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2004 12:25 PM

What makes you think he is a troll? Even if he is not a rep for Ms Portman, he has a point. Sure the pics are out and on the net, but you might want to try being less explicit in your responses to them. Natalie is still worthy of our respect, and we should give it.

RE: Cease amd desist and cease again! reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on December 14, 2004 2:21 PM

He's a troll because he has posted the same comment on muliple threads.

RE: Cease amd desist and cease again! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2004 3:51 AM

To everyone who complained about the first post I just thought I'd tell you that the entire post was a Tenacious D song, you know, Jack Blacks' band?

You got it all wrong. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2004 11:46 AM

Nat and Mike know each other well and she trusted him when he said he wanted a nude scene. Since she has always been against such exposure, she trusted him and did the scene. However, when he showed her the scene, she didn't like it and found it "distracting" to the entire film. That is why the Mike took it out...at her request, you sickos.

RE: You got it all wrong. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2004 7:21 PM

That is correct, that is what happened. Still, it isn't like she won't still be showing some skin in what is making the cut into the film. Face it guys, this is a fanboy's dream come true.

RE: You got it all wrong. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2004 4:14 AM

I don't get what the whole thing with Natalie Portman is, I mean sure, she's a good looking chick but why the need to see her naked when there are countless other girls out there who are perfectly willing to get down and dirty for the camera. Is it some kind of Phedolphile thing you've all had ever since you watched The Professional?

RE: You got it all wrong. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2004 12:46 PM

no,its wanting something thats harder to obtain.for example:if you get the local slut into bed,who cares? everyone else had her too.but,if you get the local virgin into bed,its a totally different story.its almost taboo.its not a big deal for jenna jameson to be nude in a magazine.but,it would be much bigger deal if avril lavigne posed naked.who would expect such a sweet little flower to go sleazy on us? ya dig?

TD reply reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2004 9:01 AM

I just wanted to say that I recognised those lyrics from Tenacious D as soon as I started reading them, and all the other dumbasses that thought you wrote that in some maniacally horny state are, in fact, dumbasses.

RE: TD reply reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2004 10:14 AM

Well, it doesn't matter if it's good. It only matters if it rocks, the main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.

RE: TD reply reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 20, 2004 6:26 AM

There's nothing wrong with a rock prodigy, cos rock and roll is bogus, right KG?

... reply

Posted by Paulo Lyon (magicflyingdonkey@hotmail.com) on December 20, 2004 9:05 AM

all the other dumbasses that thought you wrote that in some maniacally horny state are, in fact, dumbasses.

Because as we all know, if you dont know Tencious D your not really human. I cant remember how to work the VCR, thus im getting the chair. What a world.

Idiot.

Portman's representative reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 23, 2004 6:40 AM

If the guy a few posts up was her representative, why would he refer to her as Ms. Portman and not Miss Portman? She's not a divorcee. It seems like he'd know at least some basic information about her if he was truly her representative.

RE: Portman's representative reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2004 4:19 AM

I am a representative for the representative for Ms. Portman

Please remove this news story/images/inflamatory remarks about my client immediately or you will be receiving a cease and desist letter and if you don?t comply with that we will shut down your site.

Thank You and Have a Good Day

Mack reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2004 6:37 PM

Okay defintely someone trying to stir up something. Look, Natalie herself says she doesnt mind pics of her being on the internet, so why would this bloke here imply otherwise, hmmmm?

RE: Mack reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2004 10:41 AM

Jesus, she's got an ass that won't quit!

natalie portman's ass reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2004 5:31 PM

I WOULD LOVE TO EAT,LICK AND FUCK IT.

RE: re: closer pics reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2004 3:26 AM

It's so round, like a perfect peach. Dirty girl! Dirty girl! Daddy wants some smack smack time! Here piggy!

re: closer pics reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2004 3:42 AM

its not that round. she is cute yes, but the blond has a rounder rear end. no matter. is the movie itself any good? aside from her presence.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 31, 2004 4:42 AM

That's it... Hmmmm... spread em nice an wide!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 3, 2005 3:48 PM

Yes Natalie is hot and oh so sexy, but... You guys all need to GET A LIFE!!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2005 3:49 AM

"Get a life" Ooooh, that's original. Come up with that all by yourself did you?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2005 5:58 AM

you are so beatiful that i wish to be in me bed

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 14, 2005 3:49 AM

Thankyou, you're not too bad youself.

:-/ reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 15, 2005 9:06 AM

Natalie rocks! She ist a pretty girl and looks like an angel.
I saw the movie two hours ago. I don't like the movie because the story was terrible.
the actors were cool! ;-)
But I don't understand the end of the film! Can someone declare the end? Please...
Have someone pics from the cut senzece?

MtFbwY
yours NATALIE-FAN*

cease and desist reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 15, 2005 1:03 PM

Jesus, if a representative of 'Ms Portman' wants the images taken down they would email the owner of the site via the 'contact us' button, and not post on here...

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2005 6:40 PM

u people suck - get a life - the Tenacious D lovers and haters... u are all fucking morons and so am I for reading and contributing to this line of bullshit. Everyone here needs to read a book oncein a while (some without boobs or laser beams). I can't wait to hear someone's ignorant opinion on these comments.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 17, 2005 3:15 AM

Yea, ignorant comments like "u people suck"

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 17, 2005 8:05 AM

screw you

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 17, 2005 4:17 PM

no - screw YOU

HA! take that!!!

douche bags

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 8:37 PM

you screw your grandpa and ended up with you pregnet with your dad

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 8:57 PM

i forgot to add bitch

bitches reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 9:00 PM

the guy who startd this crap needs serious help

bitches reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 9:00 PM

the guy who startd this crap needs serious help

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 4:04 PM

Why don't you get some help

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 4:05 PM

screw you

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 4:06 PM

go screw yourself

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 4:16 PM

go screw you dad

Your are all donkey ball lickers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2005 6:44 PM

Go suck on your grandma's cock

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 2:31 AM

Well you can all suck my cock, and so can natalie.

RE: Your are all donkey ball lickers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 4:22 AM

You got raped in the ass by Mr Mistoffelees.

Scene reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 10:30 AM

Here's to hoping the dvd has the deleted scenes ;)

RE: Scene reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 4:26 PM

you people are all fucking perverted

RE: Scene reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 6:22 PM

So your not perverted. You came here to you know

RE: Scene reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 6:38 PM

Let us all (fuck you all Ha Ha Ha)stop with the insults and calm down

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 6:54 PM

i'm going to marry her, and eat her ass everyday.she's so beautiful.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 6:35 AM

gayass bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 7:08 AM

Dude, you want to eat out Natalie Portman's ass? That is sooo gay!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 11:59 AM

I wanna fuck u up real real fucking good u sexy bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 7:10 PM

You want to fuck me? You gayass bitch! you have to stick your cock in the blender and turn it on high first

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 3:14 AM

But then my wee-wee will be gone and I will no longer be able to do any fucking.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 7:51 AM

That's the point

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 8:14 AM

what wee wee. you probly started out with two insy weenie balls

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 11:33 AM

i see things got mature while i was away -balls and wee wees and grandmas cock - ok grandmas cock was pretty funny -

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 5:10 PM

I don't care the fuck about you so screw you

DONT LISTEN TO THE BOOKWORM BOY reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2005 9:32 PM

(here we go again) screw you bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2005 7:40 PM

STOP READING, START WANKING YOU FUCKING GEEK! YOU SAD NON WANKING MOMMYS BOY GAY FUCKWITTED RETARD :) (DONT REPLY OR ILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND DO YOU MOMMY IN DA ASS)

GOOD FUNNY SITE BELOW! :) reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2005 7:41 PM

BRAWL-HALL.COM

RE: DONT LISTEN TO THE BOOKWORM BOY reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2005 8:24 PM

fuck you bitch

Most entertaining reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 1:51 AM

Highly amusing, you have obvisouly no spent much tim in the ancient art of cussing mothers, I would jsut like to take this opportunity to suggest that your mothers each and everyone of them fucked so many pigs that there fanny's smelt of bacon

But??????? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 1:55 AM

It must be pointed out at this juncture that in order to get an erection the pigs needed to be blind folded first.

RE: But??????? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 4:21 AM

Are you aware that your mother is so fat that after I was making love to her last night I rolled over twice and I was still on her?

RE: But??????? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 4:10 PM

are you aware that your wife is your son?

RE: But??????? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 4:11 PM

I just fucked my mommy

the real point reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 8:55 PM

whoever the uncreative jackasses that have been keeping this pathetic little pissing contest should go get eachother's phone numbers and stop wasting everyone's time. the whole point of these posts is to discuss just how incredibly goreous natalie portman looks, not (however you may want it to be) about sucking our grandmother's cocks.
so, i think natalie is quite a gorgeous girl and the two "screw you bitch" brothers should be thrown through several pains of glass or beaten without mercy with the hook end of a hammer.
thank you

Portman Pussy Patrol reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2005 12:17 AM

Yes i know shes very sexy and we should all stop this insane talk, but if i want to post some text about "FUCKING YOUR MOMMA IN DA ASS" I FUCKING WELL WILL! :) please go to the link below for my reply too all the following sad, whinnging,whinning little gay, bacon smelling, crack smoking sons of bitches, who sit and read all this shit all day whilst they get a microscope and some tweasers to jerk themselves off with.

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/sht.1.th.jpg

STFU AND JERK reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2005 12:21 AM

RE: the real point reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2005 12:21 AM

IM STILL DOING YA MOMMAS ASS reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2005 12:43 AM

NOT THAT ANY OF YOU SAD MUTHA FUCKERS DESERVE THE BELOW LINK, ITS JUST I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, BUT IF YOU GO THERE, IN THE VIDEO SECTION SEARCH FOR NATALIE PORTMAN, AND ALL THE SCENES ARE THERE FREE TO DOWNLOAD, SMELL THE BACON NOW BITCHES!!! :) LMAO

www.Celeb-Forum.tk

RE: the real point reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2005 5:15 PM

you're sad

RE: the real point reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2005 5:53 AM

You're even sadder for replying, lmao idiot weed.

Cheers dude! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2005 6:17 PM

I went to www.Celeb-Forum.tk
and downloaded the vids!! very nice.

RE: Cheers dude! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2005 9:22 PM

you're the saddest

BULLSHIT FUCK WOD! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2005 3:11 AM

Hey! my fans aint sad! you 4 eyed, palefaced, 7 stone monkey fucker.

YOU THE SAD ONE, YOU!!

If sadness was electricity, you would be a power station, lmao.

RE: BULLSHIT FUCK WOD! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2005 5:58 PM

is sadness was stupidy, you will be george bush

RE: BULLSHIT FUCK WOD! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2005 6:41 AM

Speak try to in order the right.

MAKE POSTS NOT WAR reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2005 6:10 PM

LMAO! what have i created?

You guys need to chill out now, and go visit

BRAWL-HALL.COM

See i can make a post without saying stuff like "YOUR GRANDMA SMELLS LIKE ASS CHOCOLATE". :)

RE: MAKE POSTS NOT WAR reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2005 6:23 PM

ha ha, your grandpa likes to fuck your dad and you were the result

RE: MAKE POSTS NOT WAR reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 3:17 AM

Close, I fucked your mum and im YOUR DADDY. Im sure my grandad would have fucked your mum if he wasnt so dead.

RE: MAKE POSTS NOT WAR reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 10:02 AM

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Going down 30 years reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 12:10 PM

My daddy is michael Jackson, and he does small boys :) mwaaa ha haaaaaa!

RE: Going down 30 years reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 5:49 PM

yeah, he did me up the ass

RE: Going down 30 years reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 5:54 PM

You sure you didn't fuck him instead

RE: Going down 30 years reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 5:54 PM

You sure you didn't fuck him instead

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2005 3:43 PM

Oh Natalie, i just need to give you a good fuck, i cream my pants every night thinking about you, i listen to chillout music and dream that you are in my bed and we have just had the best sex ever, Oh Natalie sweet flower who vibrantly shines my life . . ah

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2005 4:03 PM

get a life

Karate Kid Mr Myagi! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2005 4:03 PM

looooooooooooser

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2005 4:24 PM

Who is more of a looooooser, the guy who writes the text, or the guy who replys to it? dont forget...wax on, wax off, paint the fence up/down no side/side!

RE: Karate Kid Mr Myagi! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2005 3:44 AM

In the directors cut of the Karate Kid there's a scene where Mr Myagi rapes Daniel in the ass.

RE: Karate Kid Mr Myagi! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2005 7:15 AM

LMFAO! he he, scream "BANZAI daniel san, SCREAM!!!", IN/OUT not side/side LOL. :)

KELLY BROOK TITS OOT 4 THE LADS reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2005 7:20 AM

http://rapidshare.de/files-en/503259/kelly_brook_THREE.MPG.html

http://billyzanemuseum.com/Craft/Movies/THREE/

RE: KELLY BROOK TITS OOT 4 THE LADS reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2005 4:28 PM

fuckers

RE: KELLY BROOK TITS OOT 4 THE LADS reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2005 5:10 PM

fuck you gay ass prick

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2005 5:51 PM

I wrote this poem for you dear Natalie, to express how much you mean to me. It is titled "Strength"

Your face reminds me of a red rose blossoming on the coldest day,
a beauty not to be found in march, april or may.
The sweet sun at dusk glistens in my eye, but only to be rejected, as i turn my face in depise.
Why? why? why? you ask, why'd i do such a thing,
you tell me i'll never understand the brightness a good sun can bring,
but i know dear natalie, i know how good this star may be,

i depise it to try and be as strong as you, blossoming on the coldest day . .

i love you nat

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2005 4:22 AM

Now what have we got here, A FUCKING COMEDIAN?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2005 5:58 AM

I BET YOU'RE THE KINDA GUY WHO'D FUCK A PERSON IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THEM GOD-DAMN COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2005 3:17 PM

ILL BE WATCHING YOU :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2005 3:31 PM

Im gonna give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or i will gouge out your eyeballs and SKULL FUCK YOU!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2005 7:42 PM

go ahead bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 3:38 AM

Well thank you very much, can i be in charge for a while?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 3:49 AM

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

The Super-Bit version has not deleted scenes reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 3:59 AM

WHO SAID THAT?.. WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?..... WHOS THE SLIMEY LITTLE COMMON TWINKLE TOED COCK SUCKER DOWN HERE THAT JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?.... NOBODY HUH?... "THE FAIRY FUCKING GOD MOTHER" SAID IT?, IM FUCKING STANDING, I WILL "PT" YOU ALL TIL YOU FUCKING DIE! I WILL "PT" YOU UNTIL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTER MILK.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 4:52 AM

keep hopind

RE: The Super-Bit version has not deleted scenes reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 6:28 AM

All we can do, is just pray and anticipate Mike Nichols will be generous enough to get Natalies permission for the deleted nude scenes then place them on DVD, just imagine "The Natalie Portman" naked . . PLEASE

RE: The Super-Bit version has not deleted scenes reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 6:45 AM

OK OK! calm down! that man! calm down, anybody would start to think your a first class meat slapping spotty faced nobody. :)

RE: The Super-Bit version has not deleted scenes reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 7:53 AM

he probaly will be masterbathing to the dvd

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 8:14 AM

Hi I'm John, the person who wrote the romantic poem about Natalie above, i've recently just returned to the site to view peoples responses to such a heartly expression of love and am shocked, all i get is criticism and insult? Cannot one man speak words of passion to a person today and be appreciated or even admired by those who listen?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 11:34 AM

screw you bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 12:32 PM

Dude, if you wanna waist your time writing a poem then thats fair enough,...but to bore me and probably lots of others absolutly shitless with it, THATS A BIG FUCKING NO NO. :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 1:17 PM

Oh My, i should of wasted my literature passion efforts elsewhere, possibly on a forum which would of enjoyed listening to the hearts love in writing . .

all you guys are, is bunch of drunk fucking animals who have no idea what real love is about, love for you is the nearest street corner, YOU BASTARDS, sons of Barabas!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2005 3:02 PM

shut up fucker i bet you masturbate over william shakespeare

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2005 5:50 AM

I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2005 6:05 PM

so, whats so bad about that retard?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2005 6:13 PM

YOU ARE ALL CRAZY BITCHES

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2005 6:37 PM

I'm a bitch and a pervert.I'm not crazy. That's a insult to me.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2005 4:50 AM

LOOKS TO ME "POET BOY" THAT THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK IN YOUR MUMMAS ASS AND ENDED UP AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATRESS, I THINK YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2005 3:38 PM

fuck you bitch, go shove a pineapple up your ass

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2005 3:51 PM

screw you bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2005 6:20 PM

DUDE you had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 8, 2005 4:02 PM

what about you go and fuck your dad like you always do when your mom wont suck your insy winsy balls

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 8, 2005 4:45 PM

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS?

YOU SLIMEY SCUMBAG GET ON YOUR FACE AND GIVE ME 25

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 8, 2005 10:17 PM

what about I shit all over your fucking ass bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 8, 2005 10:17 PM

screw you bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2005 3:53 AM

I CAN SEE YOUR INSULTS ARE VERY LIMITED PRIVATE,.... WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN "ASSHOLE?",..... YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN UNORGANIZED GRABASSTICK PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2005 3:54 PM

What??, i return to this place hoping that someone has appreciated my heartly poem but all i find is people shouting abusive words to one another, and comments suggesting that i John depart from this forum forever, well you damn horrible . . bastards!!, that is what i will do! It seems no one here has the understanding for literature love, so you can ALL suck on your grandfathers cock, that is the best you could probably do anyway. You Four eyed, overweight FUCKERS!!!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2005 6:59 PM

GO STICK YOUR ERECTED PENIS UP YOUR MOMS VAGINA. you cuntass shakespearean shit

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 7:56 AM

Maybe I ought to explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow I'll get up nice and early, take a walk on over to the bank, walk in and see you and if you don't have my money for me I'll crack your fucking head wide open infront of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I'm coming out of jail, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma, and guess what? I'll crack your fucking head wide open again. Cos' I'm fucking stupid, I don't give a fuck about you. That's my business.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 11:29 AM

Where do you get off talking about me behind my back? DONT EVER GO OVER MY HEAD AGAIN YOU JEW MOTHER FUCKER YOU! :), NOW GO GET YOUR SHOE SHINE BOX YA LITTLE PRICK. :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 2:26 PM

screw you bitch.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 2:47 PM

Listen to me you little fucker, i'm an A-grade student, i hate to be a failure and love the failures to be hated. In my A-level English exam i wrote a poem about a girl who enjoyed riding a bumper car and how it brought emotional feelings out of her heart, and it got an A BUT also grabbed attention of judgers and boardmarkers around who used it as a piece of work for all other students to live up to, NOW, I COME HERE, post a beautiful poem about Natalie Portman and I HAVE NO ATTENTION about how good it is or what meaning it stores, only innapropriate comments, and your fucking mouth shitting on about how your gonna crack my head open, let me tell you this, if anyone has to get hurt it would be your fucking face first you non-understanding bum sucking shithead

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 6:18 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Oooooh, "POET BOY" can be one MeAn MaChInE once angry

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 7:31 PM

Yeh your GRADE "A" alright, GRADE "A" ASSHOLE of the year, you aint nothing, i bet you sleep with your mummy, and get sneaky blow jobs of your grandma on sundays, you think your so fucking clever with your "i love you natalie portman bullshit excuse for a limp dick, warm chicken fucking, maggot!" you make me puke!, your the kind of guy i wouldnt even piss on if you were on fire!, you about as wanted here as michael jackson at an orphanage sleep over party!, catch my drift home boy?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 7:35 PM

p.s if you reply to this "poet boy" your more gay than i thought :) lol

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 9:55 PM

maybe b/j s too

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 9:59 PM

me too

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2005 8:18 AM

I just .. just can't believe it NOT EVEN one person, NOT EVEN ONE can appreciate a beautiful poem, about love for a girl . . Maybe i should of NEVER come here in the first place, i understand you want me to fuck off, and so that is what will happen . but let me leave you with one last poem before i depart . .
it is titled "room 2870"

I chose 2870 because i believed it was occupied by enjoyment and loves desire.
I chose 2870 because i didn't know it was occupied by monsters and hells true fires.
I chose 2870 because i believed there were those whose hearts could understand.
I chose 2870 because i didn't know there were those with my rejection on demand.

I chose 2870 because i believed it stored hearts of gold and nothing any rougher.
I chose 2870, but i was wrong, only to find it was filled with a bunch of low life dick suckers!

By John.
fuck you all

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2005 12:15 PM

just stop fucking writing bitch. I have a A+ in geting screwed ok bitch?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2005 12:46 PM

LOL genius. what an exit. listen to "POET BOY"s final poem. made me laugh.

PS: If you dont get what 2870 means its the number of this postboard discussion

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2005 5:33 PM

Hey "poet boy" i really liked your poem, i think it had feeling and movement, body and soul, it captured the true essance of the posts and it really moved me,......ha ha not really! you stupid fucking waist of human skin. :), heres my poem for you...

I chose to say to "poet boy" stfu and die, i dont know why, maybe go eat some hubby pie in the sky.

lol you fairy.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 14, 2005 6:16 AM

Thats "humble pie" isnt it? lol, anyways id rather he ate the peanuts outta my shit first :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 14, 2005 9:13 PM

fuck you all bitches
You are all fucking perverts (like me)

FUCK YOU

RE: TD reply reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 14, 2005 11:07 PM

NP is fine as hell. I'll fuck her in the ass and toss her salad any day. I don't give a fuck what you nerds say.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 14, 2005 11:13 PM

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 6:08 AM

I hope "pussy poet boy" does stay, id be lost without typing wicked and cool insults aimed at his spotty four eyed mother fucking greasy face. :)

I dont care what you like, what you want, or what you fucking do. "A" HOLE :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 7:53 AM

pathetic

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 9:36 AM

poet boy is not pathetic!, a loser maybe but not pathetic :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 5:27 PM

yeah, you are the pathetic bastard

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 6:05 PM

Quiet you fucker, he isn't poet boy, i am, (former name John). I just came back to 2870 to say thanks to couple of people who posted messages containing a "slight" appreciation for my inspiration of love in life. These posts include: -

"LOL genius. what an exit. listen to "POET BOY"s final poem. made me laugh."

"I hope 'pussy poet boy'does stay, id be lost without typing wicked and cool insults aimed at his spotty four eyed mother fucking greasy face. :)"

"poet boy is not pathetic!, a loser maybe but not pathetic :)"

Even though these three still insulted me to great extent, their posted messages did carry some pity for me and my heartfilled poems, which i admire. Thanks

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 7:30 PM

DO U WANNA SUCK MY DICK??

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 7:45 PM

CAN I GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB. THEN YOU CAN FUCK MY GAY ASS.

RE: re:giving cj head reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 7:53 PM

YEAH. AFTER IVE GIVEN YOUR ASS A GOOD BONE. I'LL TAKE YOUR HARD DICK OUT AND LICK IT ALL ROUND THE TOP. THEN SLOWLY SLIP IT RIGHT INTO MY MOUTH AND THROUGH MY TOUGH LIPS. OOOH YEAH. THIS IS MAKING ME CUM

re:giving cj head reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 8:09 PM

if you gave cj head, then i think the most frightenin part would be his ejaculation and the decision to take it out before it happens or to let it happen in your mouth, lol, what would you do?

re:giving cj head reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 8:14 PM

OMG! i posted it in the wrong area. soz guys i was meant to post this to my mate (its about her givin her boyfriend oral) anywayz forget bout this!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 11:33 PM

Damn.NP has a nice ass. I want it!

LOL reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 4:20 AM

YOUR ALL JUST A HUGE PILE OF SHIT, THAT NEEDS FLUSHING DOWN THE TOILET, BUT BEFORE I DO THAT IM GONNA WIPE MY ASS ON THE POEM :)

RE: re:giving cj head reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 4:30 AM

Natalie, Oh Natalie
I wish I could see you this saturday
Your hair is so soft
And your skin so smooth
Body so beautiful,
You belong in the Louvre.
Lay down your sweet head
On my pillow and sit
As I slip off your panties
And touch your sweet clit.
Then I dive down
Into the soft fleshy folds
I slurp and I lick
My hair your fist holds
Tighter and tighter as your pleasures increase
My tongue darts down your moist little crease
Till finally you cry
"Oh, please don't stop!"
And with an almighty burst
Your orgasam pops.

And then I flip you over and fuck you in the ass.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 7:24 AM

Hi i'm John and i wrote the poems about love for Natalie Portman above, BUT I would just like to point out I have NO RELATION WHATSOEVER to the poem directly above this. It is far too intimate for my liking or writing desires. It contains the essence of powerful sexuality which is exploited to exaggeration. IT makes a true poet believe his inspired followers have lost their way. Absolutely disgusting

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 8:14 AM

STFU JOHN YOUR A HOMO, THAT POEM IS FUNNY, YOUR POEMS ARE WANK JOHN, YOUR THE ORIGINAL "SAD ACT", YOU MUMMYS BOY :) OH DID I MENTION YOUR PATHETIC? :) HE HE

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 8:24 AM

Hi! im John the poets mate, below is a picture of john, just cut and paste it into a browser :)

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/loser2.jpg

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 9:08 AM

LOL, funny actually cause that guy in the photo (WHO ISN'T ME) bares a striking ressemblance to what i really look like, the only thing i don't do is hold a sign up sayin "i'm a loser". The closest look-a-like for me would have to be that guy at:- http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/loser2.jpg

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 11:20 AM

Lol if you look like that guy, YOU DONT NEED A SIGN SAYING LOSER! LMAO! CASE CLOSED :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 2:48 PM

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING PERVERTED BASTARDS

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 4:29 PM

loo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ser! :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 4:55 PM

She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene, i said don't mind but what do you mean i am the one? people always told me be careful what you do, don't go around breaking young girls hearts and momma always told me be careful who you love, be careful what you do because the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean! is not my lover, she just a girl thinks that i am the one but the kid is not my son, owww!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 5:07 PM

ah, would you guys say that Michael Jackson is one of the best dancers to walk this earth? i mean who else could of revolutionised dance to become part of so many modern dancing styles. The ROBOT, the moonwalk, the sidewalk, the pressure toe quick spin, the floating circle and the two toes. He brought all that into our very world of dance and without him, there would be a few people we know who won't be who they are today, such as Usher. I think if Mike is imprisoned then we would be imprisoning the true King of Pop, he holds the greatest selling single of all god damn time, Thriller which sold 45 million copies worldwide and has goen double platinum in 29 countries. Its harsh to do this to man whos brought something special into entertainment and music

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 5:38 PM

Mikeys great for a kiddy fiddler! :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 8:13 PM

Michael Jackson was black, now he is white. He is going for Asian next

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 5:18 AM

The mans just not right in the head, and im already waisting to much time on typing about him, lock him up guilty or not :) fucking wigger (white *n-word*).

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 5:19 AM

(white nigga)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 7:08 AM

the word "Nigg?r" evolved from the Latin for black, niger. Originally, there was no racial defining involved; it was simply a designation of a different color of skin. Unfortunately, it didn't stay "just a word" for long, and it began to be used as a racial slur by people who believed that African-Americans weren't much better than apes. There was a time, not all that long ago, when the word "Nigg?r" was the worst kind of slang. It was demeaning, rude, and offensive, and it was used when people who were not African-American wanted to put down those that were. During these periods the white culture usually overpowered the black, but that soon changed when the black culture grew much stronger into how it is today. The word "Nigg?r" today has great power to offend any black person because of its reference to the past, and the disliking of their culture and is considered racist because of this. The only person allowed to use the word is themselves, when they say it, it brings back reference to what happened in the past but it is also interpretating a sort of like gratefulness and pride of who they are because they are still on this earth today after all their people have gone through.

P.S If your wondering . . I'm not racist, a few of my best mates are black and they are who i heared this story from, i told the story here because its interesting to hear where the word actually originates from. Don't you think?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 8:11 AM

YOU BORE ME :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 8:17 AM

LOL! cut and paste this baby .....

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/jackson_michael.jpg

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 8:28 AM

i don see wat all dis about anyway no how, if michael jackson wants ta hav his way wit little boys den more power to him. i say dat any nigga who goes an makes da effort to make hisself white derserves a chance dont you bwoy?
Anyways, if we're postin photos of ourselfs i might aswell ablige...

http://www.misteak.com/inbred.JPG

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 8:59 AM

ahahahahaha

Yer and that was funny NOT! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 10:22 AM

The above site is complete shit! its about as funny as mr jackson ass raiding my 6 year old nephew, now if its funny your after....well, cut and paste this.... :)

http://www.brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/dont_fuck_2.jpg

NOW THATS FUNNY! LOL

Posted by James_E (no) on February 17, 2005 1:16 PM

yer it was so fukin funny ?? a piccy of sum old twat with the words ass monkey on it hmmm.......u have something very rong with ur sense of humour

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 6:55 PM

Actually your right!...... if you want a proper laugh then just look in the mirror for 5 minutes :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 8:51 PM

I'll toss NP ass any day. I'll stick my tongue all the way down her little cute asshole. YUMMY! I bet NP farts smell good too. Sweet as pie. Fuck you little assholes bastards who never been with a woman who don't understand.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 9:02 PM

I fuckin hate "Nigg?rs"
You cant's trust them shits. They're all the same. You know ONE *n-word*. You pretty much know them all.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 9:03 PM

you are probally some fat lonley bastard who only lost his virginity by fucking your mom.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 9:06 PM

I fucked a man in the ass a couple of times and DAMN... It was good. Men are hot and so are women. Men are a lot funner though. You should try it. Wouldn't mind fucking Portman in the butt. Damn, It'll feel good.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 9:11 PM

Portman Please shit in my mouth.

please.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 1:51 AM

you are probally some fat lonley bastard who only lost his virginity by fucking your mom.

I lost my virginity to your mom. The ass... she likes it in the ass.
You are next.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 1:57 AM

I want to sniffs Natalie Portmans ass. Natalie's ass drives me crazy.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 2:00 AM

I'll toss NP ass any day. I'll stick my tongue all the way down her little cute asshole.

That sounds good.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 5:18 AM

Wheres my little "poet boy gimp gone?" i miss you gimp boy! post us a boring, meaningless poem, or another completly boring and usless fact like "the word nigga comes from" ahhhh yawn zzzzzz zzz :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 5:27 AM

Funny NIGGA pictures! and PAKIS TOO! LOL

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/demorizwan_3.jpg

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/NIG_BOYS_2.jpg

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/LMFAO.jpg

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/KIDDY_NIGS_3.jpg

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/xSeattle_1_2.jpg

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/hands_up.jpg

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/Austin_Horace_and_Me.jpg

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 8:57 AM

Hi its John here, i can't believe you realised it was me posting the fact about the "nigg?r" word. Well since i am intelligent i thought i might as well share some historical black culture with you. But you really shouldn't make offensive comments such as "i hate nigg?rs" if a black person came to this site to read about natalie portmans fine body and discovered people were saying offensive things defining his colour difference then he will NOT be a happy bunny.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 12:38 PM

And your point is? :)