STAR WARS EPISODE 3: Trailer Description!!!

By Wind(up)bird October 10, 2004 11:43 PM

The fellas, and I say fellas because I have a funny feeling women don't run the site, at The Force.net has posted a trailer description for Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. ?Geek it!

NEW!! Click here for Star Wars: Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith Trailer!!

Click here for the Trailer!



? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? SPOILER WARNING!

The first half of trailer consists of ... (begin spoilers - highlight to read) a familiar voice over with Alec Guinness. Fans will love to hear him speak his monologue to Luke from A New Hope about "Jedi Knights always being the guardians of peace." As we hear these familiar phrases, they've intercut shots from various Star Wars episodes, excluding Episode 3. Only when the monologue ends with "Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force" about 40 seconds into the trailer do we see the face of Anakin. He is partly covered with dark hood, looking positively evil.

This is followed by the shot of erupting volcanoes, then some sort of volcanic field with crab-like creatures and then darkness, all accompanied by Vader breathing. Then the following is heard:

Sidious: "Lord Vader..."

Vader: "Yes?"

Sidious: "Rise."

Then we see Anakin in full Vader gear rising on some sort of operating table to which he is chained. The rising is slow and is intercut with shot of various Star Wars main characters. When the table has fully risen so that Vader is basically standing upright, the meatiest part of trailer begins, with many, many shots from Episode III. Most of them are very, very short - this will be something for freeze-frame fanatics to analyze.

The ones that stuck in my memory:

Dozens of Wookiees on some sort of floating platform.

Padme with signature Leia hairdo.

The Tri-Fighter, aka the precursor to the TIE fighter with three curving wings and guns mounted between each wing. They shoot red lasers.

The ARC Clonefigthter, aka the precursor to X-Wing, with three wings on each side.

A gigantic starship being sprayed by streams of something that looks like dense acid.

The trailer ends with the title "THE SAGA IS COMPLETE - MAY 2005" and ... (end spoilers) is about 100 seconds long.

We've been told that all of the music is edited from previous Episodes, featuring Darth Vader's Theme prominently. We're pumped about this, but have to admit this is quite a surprise to see this key moment this early in marketing. LFL sure is confident about this one- that's a good sign!

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the fellas   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 8:36 AM

actually it is run by women.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 10:15 AM

Yep, sexy lesbien ones.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 4:41 PM

Thats "lesbian". You spelled it incorrectly *Tough*.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 8:32 PM

riiiite. i dont like star wars its for geeks :)

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2004 4:09 PM

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2004 10:20 PM

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2004 11:22 AM

I wouldn't trust anything from the force net as far as I can throw it.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2004 6:24 PM

see it fast before the site goes down or runs out of bandwidth

oh and trailer rocks!!!!!


http://www.angelfire.com/un/halo21/starwars-eps3-trailer.htm

ACID?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2004 8:40 PM

No...it's water, the ships on fire.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2004 9:00 PM

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2004 6:42 AM

ever one a wanker who talks so much about on shitty trailer! you all know that itll be shit so get a life and have sex or sumthing!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2004 8:47 AM

i love star wars and i had kinky sex with my girlfriend last night thanks

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2004 10:38 AM

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2004 1:11 PM

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 4:09 PM

Wow so did i

The ships spraying liquid onto the ship   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2004 4:26 AM

This i don,t think is acid being sprayed on it as in the trailer description but infact water to put the fire out.

Wookies in the trailer   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2004 4:29 AM

The wookies are not on a floating platform as you can see snow around it and so it must be some sort of bunker. Also in the back ground you can see vehicles that could be from the clone trooper army.

trailer   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2004 10:48 AM

Go to www.supershadow.com for spolers galore. It has the whole frickin script & plot summary for Ep.III

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2005 8:40 PM

Thanks, it was very interesting