LINDSAY LOHAN Drunk And Sexy?!

By Wind(up)bird September 16, 2004 10:02 AM

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls) is acting her age. She's out late partying up a storm (the way a rich young starlette should) and making Disney execs nervous about her performance on the set of Herbie the Love Bug: Fully Loaded. ?Sounds to us like she's trying to live up to the title of the movie. ?Check out the pic!

Yes, that's really Lindsay Lohan drunk!

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Lindsay Lohan: Spawn of Satan!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2004 10:52 AM

Damn you Lisay Lohan and your temptress ways! I watch your movies and my penis starts to grow but I must resist or else you, fowl siren will lure me onto the rocks of pheidolphile island!

undies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2004 6:33 PM

too bad shes wearing them cuz then id get an upclose view with that ripe bush and id sure like to crank out a fatty to that

RE: Lindsay Lohan: Spawn of Satan!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2004 6:54 PM

DUDE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLE, YOU ARE SICK I BET YOU ARE AN 50 YEAR OLD MAN DOING THIS YOUR CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

BASTARD!!!!!!!!

RE: undies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2004 3:50 AM

Have you seen the pics where her tits popped out? Man, has she got a couple of ripe melons.

RE: undies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2004 8:23 AM

no but were can I find them?

RE: Lindsay Lohan: Spawn of Satan!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2004 9:45 AM

she's 19 idiot! you wouldn't be a pedophile!

Ha Ha Ha! DT Readers are sick fucks.   reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on September 17, 2004 10:43 AM

That's the spirit!

RE: Lindsay Lohan: Spawn of Satan!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2004 1:07 PM

That is the funniest F~ing thing I've seen written in quite a while

RE: undies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2004 1:09 PM

Yes!!! Please share. I need to rub

Girl here.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2004 4:40 PM

I like Lindsay Lohan as an actress but she is REALLY trashy as a party goer. You dudes think she's hot? Fucking ugly red head bitch. Don't you all prefer blondes? I'm a horny blonde, lindsay sucks. Blondes do it waaaaaay better! :)

RE: undies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2004 8:29 PM

WEIRDO HORNY SICK FUCKS! Get a date, losers. Is this how guys really think? How sick. I'm a girl alsop and I wouldn't have ever thought this. Well actually I have but who cares. Keep your members tucked assholes. Lindsays a young one.

RE: Girl here.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2004 8:31 PM

I totally agree! Us blondes do it way BETTER. Guys drool over us. Who can't resist a Jessica Simpson look alike?

RE: Ha Ha Ha! DT Readers are sick fucks.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2004 8:06 AM

Actually the films I was talking about were things like 'The Parent Trap'.

RE: undies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2004 8:15 AM

It was in some funny flash cartoon called "Celebrity Nip Slips" or something. They should still have it up at www.newgrounds.com

RE: Girl here.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2004 8:16 AM

To be honest ladies, us guys don't really give a fuck what colour your hair is, we're all about the T&A baby!

wow   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2004 11:19 AM

dam lin u did it!

RE: Girl here.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2004 7:04 AM

I'll vouch for that.

RE: Girl here.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2004 8:45 PM

Fuck you dude, our hair means something! Blondes are just way more sexier.

RE: wow   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2004 8:47 PM

What did she do for you, all you can see is her white little diaper. Damn imagine imagine if you all saw me, I'm totally HOT! Not to brag, but I am ;)

RE: wow   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2004 11:18 AM

Let us be the judges, send a birthday suit picture to
us. philovito@yahoo.com

Celeb Gossip   reply

Posted by Charley (charley@dtheatre.com) on September 20, 2004 2:34 PM

All in favor of DT posting more who-got-drunk and who-nailed-whom stories, step forward.

Also:  Tom Cruise--boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?

RE: wow   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2004 6:33 PM

I don't have a scanner. All I can say is my breast are alittle bigger than your average, I'm curvy. I am a blonde and I love guys!

RE: Girl here.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2004 3:04 AM

Does you drink from the furry cup?

RE: Celeb Gossip   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2004 3:05 AM

Yea... actually just give us porn.

owell   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2004 10:46 AM

y'all act like ya never seen a chick fall out at a party hell she got crunked fell out big deal that's how ya get down

RE: owell   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2004 8:17 PM

Tell me about it...I'm a girl! These guys and maybe other girls (maybe lesbians) haven't seen anything, if this is what they get hard off of. Lol!

RE: owell   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2004 7:22 AM

How do lesbiens get hard?

RE: Lindsay Lohan: Spawn of Satan!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2004 4:38 PM

shes actually 18

RE: owell   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2004 5:43 PM

Heeeey, uh...you should know that I don't exactly mean that lesbians get hard. I just mean in general, some people here are getting dog horny over this diaper showing pic of lindsay. Whatever! ;)

RE: owell   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 6:38 AM

Okay, so Lindsay Lohan is now 18 so it's ok to get hard over her, but what if you're watching, say, The Parent Trap and get hard. What then!?

RE: undies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 5:33 PM

haha u r sexy

Lindsay Lohan   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2004 4:01 PM

I can see her underwear!!!!!!

PERVS   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2004 4:06 PM

Geez louise you guys. she's 18 for christ sake. I bet you guys are like 40 years old. you guys are a-holes. 14 year olds are suppose to be jackin it to her not you.

so   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2004 11:12 PM

So what if we like her,you assfuck. who are you to say who we like jack monkey.Go fuck yourself.

RE: so   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 6:30 AM

I see London, I see France...

..............   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 1:44 PM

you guys are fucking horny...you've never got laid or something to get horny over a fucking red head. blondes are so much hotter go blondes!!!!!!!!!!

RE: ..............   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 6:50 PM

Wooo, go blondes! Yea! This isn't in any way sad or pointless.

RE: ..............   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 3:32 PM

wow it is true then that blondes are self-absorbed!! hahaha don't you think that what you say make blonds look bad...thanks a lot you sluts.

RE: ..............   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 6:15 PM

Me-oOw!

RE: undies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 6:26 PM

??? ????

RE: wow   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2004 4:33 PM

guess what you ugly bitch, i think you are making it up, you are probably just some ugly skank

RE: PERVS   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2004 4:35 PM

IM 14 hahahaha

RE: PERVS   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2004 4:10 AM

Congratulations. For the nexy couple of years your voice will be going up and down, you're palms will constantly sweat and your face will be covered in acne. I envy you.

RE: Lindsay Lohan   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2004 11:53 AM

hey my mom is changein her hair coloir to yours cause she thinks yours is preetyer that hers

HMM   reply

Posted by Kriddle (lickchick33@hotmail.com) on February 14, 2005 7:47 PM

this is how i see it.. blondes cant handle having the attention taken away from them! they hate competition b'coz there insicure and think that by having blonde hair they ar considered to be 'hot'.. HELLO GET WITH IT!! it doesnt matter what hair colour you have, you can still be hot... AND NO Guys dont Juuust get hard ova blondes... sorry to say it sluts but, blondes are a cliche, last decade, and really there the trashy try hards!!!

RE: Ha Ha Ha! DT Readers are sick fucks.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 10, 2005 1:07 PM

u guys r sick fucks, an jessica simpson is 1 of th ugliest bitches iv eva seen!

Jessica EWW   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 12:12 AM

Jessica Simpson is a little uh..masculine in the face. and she squeaks when she sings. Being a blonde female, even I think red heads are hot. if I were a man of any age, I'd be jerkin my gerkin to her for hours.

Blondes vs. da Rest?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 12:32 AM

KK, wot the hell is w/ this topik, onestly Lohan is sweet and pretty, but that picture rlly shuldnt get u hard, i wuld no cuz im a guy. BTW blondes r def. not sexier than brunettes or redheads. Linds is a bombshell but she rlly needs sum time 2 figure herself out. Lets start with crawling, then we'll try 2 stand up strait ok linds. miki xxx
chek out ma space if u wanna talk 2 me.

http://spaces.msn.com/members/gollum3001/

oo!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2005 11:10 AM

oh! i was waiting to see this..

THE TRUTH   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2005 7:28 PM

Red Heads are way hotter than blondes will, every every be!

THE TRUTH   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2005 7:28 PM

Red Heads are way hotter than blondes will, every every be!

RE: Lindsay Lohan: Spawn of Satan!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 11:03 AM

hi. mi name is judith

RE: Lindsay Lohan: Spawn of Satan!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2006 2:56 PM

fuchher

RE: Lindsay Lohan: Spawn of Satan!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2006 2:57 PM

asshole

goi? em lindsay lohan   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2006 11:03 PM

oh thay' quan trong luon da~ wa' . Em oi co' gi` mai mot' nho' dung` mac quan trong luon nha em cho anh coi cai' con chim em con` long hay` la` em cao sach rui` ko con` long nua~ nha nho' do' nha

RE: Girl here.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2006 2:09 AM

There are so many bottle blondes out there that I prefer redheads. It's always best when the curtains match the carpet.