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By Wind(up)bird September 10, 2004 9:40 AM
Believe it. ?We think. ?Maybe. ?Apparently Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) dropped science at a single-and-still-living-in-my-bedroom convention. ?Download an MP3 of what Skywalker said and judge for yourself. ?May the dork be with you.
Mark tells those in attendance what Lucas has told him the third trilogy will be about. Hamill also goes into detail about Lucas' original plans for those films, when they would be made, and more. Plus, Lucasfilm's Jim Ward confirms that a "Star Wars" TV series is on the way in the near future (though he didn't say when it would be set).
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Nope, it's not true... 
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2004 9:38 PM
http://www.filmrot.com/articles/filmrot_news/005007.php
episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2004 8:24 PM
the sequals to the original trilogy will come to fruition. Although George Lucas may not be totally involved in making them the webmaster of supershadow.com will be. the plot scripts for Episodes 7,8,9 are available on his website. www.supershadow.com
Star Balls episode: eat shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2004 11:49 PM
I got a tip for your retard ship. Eat it asshole morph ball salad rectum tard-farm bars... Suck my wookie:)
you suck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 1:37 AM
sorry, your little scripts are frickin' stupid....
RE: you suck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 6:41 AM
Check em' out at www.fanfiction.net
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 7:51 AM
Dude, Supershadow is a nut-case that Lucas has been trying to shut down for years...In fact, he did manage to shut down his site for a while before the release of episode II. Don't believe a single thing he says....
star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 10:11 AM
chewbacca is yoda's sister.
No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 1:44 AM
On theForce.net, Lucas says, "This was never planned as a nine-episode work."
No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 1:45 AM
On theForce.net, Lucas says, "This was never planned as a nine-episode work."
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 3:50 AM
Lucas is a lying bastard!
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 4:07 PM
omg. Its so obvious that this is all fake. Why would he do more when then original trilogy wraps it up. Plus, if this was true, it would be kept secret, not told out to the public and given alot of details. It sickens me how fake this is. ugh
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 4:10 PM
chewbacca is not yodas brother. supershadow is an idiot. lucas never had any original intentions to make a third trilogy. and, why would mark hamil know so much? he wont even be in them if there was some. Lucas tries to keep things secret. And he does. Its ppl like supershadow that spread rumors around and then ppl think that lucas doesnt keep things secret. he does. its all lies. UGHH. curse u all for these stupid comments
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2004 3:01 AM
Whether this is true or not, Lucas DID originally intend for there to be a 3rd trilogy.
I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2004 2:36 PM
George Lucas if your reading this and it is true that you're gonna make a third trilogy,i think you should give me the part as Ben Skywalker because i'm your biggest fan.My
e mail is BassBoy0587@aol.com.
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2004 7:43 AM
You're so sad. You probably that fat starwars kid.
who knows? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2004 4:47 PM
I think that it will be based upon the adventures of Kyle Katarn the character of the video game jedi knight or it could be based upon the books who knows maybe Lucas is up to something really good
supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 3, 2004 4:11 AM
Does anyone know where this supershadow fellow lives??
these rumours need to be stopped.
email me - nikana_86@hotmail.com
thanks
RE: who knows? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 3, 2004 6:35 AM
You mean the guy from Dark Forces? He was a pansy ass.
RE: supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 12:08 AM
wtf?! "omigawsh! these rumours totally have to be stopped for the sake of mankind!!" cry me a fucking river. rumours are fun.
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2004 2:14 PM
wtf do u mean "the first trilogy wraps it up"??? there is soo much more to the story, if u read the books Lucas' people wrote!!!
RE: you suck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 12:09 PM
what's your problem star wars rocks. if u don't like it don't waste your time makin fun of it
i am very happy to hear a 7-8-9- star wars coming! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2004 12:01 PM
this will be grat for my daughter to see in the future, because she is now only 17 mos old, and she and i can watch all of the ones made before she is aware of the new ones coming out in the future thanks goerge for seeing to it another three star wars adventures in the future because your somply the best!
cassidykitty2003@aol.com
eh... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2004 9:34 PM
pretty much
Yoda reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2004 3:29 AM
This is something yoda would say when he ran into darth vader;
"Bend over and show me your dark side!"
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2004 9:54 PM
Well...about 7-9...it would kinda work out for Lucas to use thew orginal cast because they would all be about 30 yrs older and the stories take place 30 yrs later!
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2004 6:19 PM
just make the goddamn movie
star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2004 2:03 PM
George if you star another star wars saga I just want to be a part of it. I'm a student from the Illinois Institute Of Art in Chicago, and I am studding for graphic design. When I gradguate I want to work at Lucasfilm so if you change your mined count me in.
My address is 1828 N. Springfield, Number is 773-489-0668 or 773-875-4969, Email is padillajessie "take care"
P.S. My name is Jessie Danial Padilla
star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2004 2:06 PM
George if you star another star wars saga I just want to be a part of it. I'm a student from the Illinois Institute Of Art in Chicago, and I am studding for graphic design. When I gradguate I want to work at Lucasfilm so if you change your mined count me in.
My address is 1828 N. Springfield, Number is 773-489-0668 or 773-875-4969, Email is padillajessie "take care"
P.S. My name is Jessie Danial Padilla
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2004 8:06 PM
shoutup bitch
RE: i am very happy to hear a 7-8-9- star wars coming! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2004 8:07 PM
how nice. who gives a shit
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2004 8:10 PM
hey stop messing with the fat kid. your probably a loser or a geek in you room at 12;00 on your computer.
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2004 1:23 AM
Wow, you people need to not worry about these movies so much and go somewhere and learn how to spell!!!!!!!!!
your stewpid farking! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2004 8:49 PM
i bent me wooky
you all suck quite badly reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2004 8:52 PM
go stick a wookie up your ass and stop talking
7,8,9 a stupid idea reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2005 1:45 AM
i thought there wernt going to be another trilogy lucas said it himself, i think it should be left alone before star wars is ruined with some stupid storyline thats got almost nothing to do with the other two sagas.
7,8,9 A Hopeful Possibilty reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2005 9:17 PM
If the original scripts written by George Lucas are used to produce the final triology of Star Wars, it would be apparent that he would cast the original "members", considering that they would be of perfect age. As to the plot, it would be a direct tie-in to "The Return of the Jedi" and would only then conclude the full saga: peaceful repulic, internal conflict, war and destruction, 'a new hope', bad guys defeated, restoration of peaceful republic (which we have yet to see). Besides, because the first two trilogies have been such huge successes that they will continue to be a part of American culture, why would Lucas not take the opportunity to finalize his masterpiece. (And make a butt-load more money!)
RE: 7,8,9 A Hopeful Possibilty reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 5:22 AM
i think episode 1 should be the only episode
RE: 7,8,9 A Hopeful Possibilty reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 5:23 AM
i bet there will be an episode 99
TOP TEN REASONS HE WILL MAKE 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 5, 2005 12:47 AM
10.The movies have not lost their edge at all!
9.He has to use all those companies that he spent the last 20 years setting up for this specific purpose
8.to introduce a truly badass good jedi (luke is really a softy) into the movies.
7.Leia is still alive
6.Luke is still alive
5.Hans is still alive
4.Luke needs to be killed
3.Leia needs to be killed
2. Hans needs to come back
1. He can
hmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2005 11:41 AM
wow leaving a comment on something from september.. i dont see why 789 wont be made. but to flat out say that they are going to or arnt is wrong. if lucas himself says "there will be no more" he may be saying this truthfully or try to keep quiet on the subject. so if there will be 3 more... cool.. and if not, who cares.. hell they can just make kotor or jedi acad into a movie and ill see it
FUCK YOU reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 8, 2005 11:12 AM
THIS FUCK IS SHIT
Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 11, 2005 7:18 AM
I think the director of these three new movies should be Yoda. Just keep making SW movies for us and future generations, whoever.
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2005 11:00 AM
he probably would be a fat kid
RE: Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2005 11:01 AM
how would it be yoda?
RE: 7,8,9 a stupid idea reply
Posted by Duke Jivetalker (dukejivetalker@lukasarts.com) on January 17, 2005 3:02 PM
Actually, Lucas said that HE would't make another trilogy.
RE: Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by Duke Jivetalker (dukejivetalker@lukasarts.com) on January 17, 2005 3:10 PM
That is THEE most moronic thing that I have ever heard! This group's collective IQ has got to be on the left side of the bell!
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 5:43 AM
i agree
some of you guys are stupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 2:47 PM
what on earth is this shit. i love star wars. i'm not a nerd or anything or any of that shit. but wtf? yoda the director? come on. there is not going to be 7,8,9. lucas already said that. he has the rights to them and he got it on purpose so no one can make them. there is not going to be a 7,8,9. face it
Episode 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 9:37 AM
Someone said something about the iq level? I made that comment about yoda being director to make a point, but clearly it was to difficult for you to find out.
RE: some of you guys are stupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 11:47 PM
Money will win out eventually, if episode 3 is not a stinker, or better, as good as it could possibly be, there will be too much money involved for there to not be a 7, 8 and 9. The framework for the episodes have already been drafted, Lucas said it himself. Thinking that they will never be made because of some morale conviction on Lucas's behalf is more nieve than thinking that they will be made.
RE: Episode 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 11:51 PM
Find out what?
Hey, how about Peter Jackson, maybe you could give him a call!
dumbass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 12:03 PM
my ass could come up with better ideas
Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2005 12:14 PM
It would be kinda cool but they need to change a lot of the script to follow the expanded universe if the rumors are true.
Lucas DID say there will be 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 3:47 PM
Lucas said it himself.
I have the remastered trilogy with new scenes. It's the box set that came out a few years ago, not the current one.
Lucas said in an interview, included in the box set, that he plans to make a 3rd trilogy, picking up where episode 6 left off.
Well... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 5:53 PM
I was reading a "script" of 7, 8, and 9. They make no sense. They are so stupid, they have to be fake. One thing is, they talk about it being 30 years after ROTJ, and they have Chewie and Anakin Solo. They're dead! They died about 25 years after ROTJ. Lucas do a movie with dead characters, it would totally mess up the perfect balance between the movies and books. So no, there will not be a 3rd trilogy.
RE: Well... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2005 6:15 PM
It probably WAS a fake script, and NOT the one Lucas had in mind when he was interviewed.
Doesn't mean there won't be another trilogy.
And who cares if it ignores the books? Not being a fanboy, I don't read them, although I don't mind listening to the audio adaptions. Still, I couldn't give a damn if any future trilogy had little or nothing in common with those stories.
Star Wars is, first and foremost, eye-candy. I'd rather see more of it than be told it won't happen because a certain cult of fanboys might complain about them ignoring the books.
but what about the kyber crystal?!?! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2005 1:45 PM
Do you think George will introduce the Kyber Crystals in episode 8? I really hope so, cuz I want to see what color they are! : )
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 5:27 PM
i think youre a fuckin loser bitch. george lucas is a talented man and wouldnt have anything to do with a dumb loser bitch like u. ure giving a bad name for the great state of ilinois.
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 5:34 PM
GOOD LUCK pal! i hope george lucas is checking out your message.ben skywalker?
is he luke's son?
well anyway good luck dude!hope you make it to the movies.
from, Snake(mike).
what about tv show set in Mos Eisley Cantina. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 6:05 PM
this would be a great idea. Mos eisley cantina is a brewing ground for all kinds of cool aliens,smugglers,and outlaws! this can take place during the original trilogy or maybe before it when Obi-wan kenobi was a frequent visitor there getting drinks and finishing fights. this should be a good idea.
Snake(mike)
RE: what about tv show set in Mos Eisley Cantina. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2005 9:03 AM
The scripts make sense and if they are the actual ones he wrote 30 years ago then of course there might be some errors. I am sure he could modify them so they are in correct timeline with the Expanded Universe. It is set up perfect though the original cast is 30 years older and then can finaly do a lot of cooler stuff with the new technology now and n the starwars universe. Seriously though think about it, it is the perfect media bliz no one realy knows they are making a new trilogy, so if they do the media is going to go crazy and Lucas will have another billion in the bank.
Idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2005 8:34 PM
just let whoever wants to think it do so i hope there is a third trilogy but some of you guys won't let anyone dream ... fags
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2005 2:42 PM
first of all, that's uncalled for... leave her alone.Anyway, If Lucas wants to make the movies he'll make them, if not,well then he won't. Nobody here knows that and won't know that until he makes his descision. In my opinion it would be sweet if he made more, but it's nothing to bitch about. Oh, and I agree that most of you need to go back to elementry and learn how to speek again, you earn no respect and people don't listen if you can't communicate correctly
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2005 2:51 PM
first of all, that's uncalled for... leave her alone.Anyway, If Lucas wants to make the movies he'll make them, if not,well then he won't. Nobody here knows that and won't know that until he makes his descision. In my opinion it would be sweet if he made more, but it's nothing to bitch about. Oh, and I agree that most of you need to go back to elementry and learn how to speak again, you earn no respect and people don't listen if you can't communicate correctly
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2005 1:25 PM
go to hell!
RE:RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2005 1:27 PM
go to hell!
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2005 1:29 PM
I think that the guy that said that we should go home and learn to spell can go home and bum himself
Princess leias dildo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2005 8:39 AM
I want to be cast as her dildo in episode VII
RE: Princess leias dildo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2005 11:46 PM
what???????????
Nothing more , Nothing less reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 1:16 AM
The only thing of Star Wars i want to see (after Epsiode 3) is maybye a new game or some book. but thats it, star wars will be nothing more nothing less. Cause as you all know Episode 3 will tie in the new Trilogy w/ the old one. After that.....THE END, NO MORE NOTHING NATHAN NOTTA ZIP ZERO ZILCH.
b reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2005 7:00 PM
j,hv
George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2005 7:07 PM
OMG !! George if your reading this don't listen to these people. They don't understand. If you plan on making 789 call me for an audition. I work in the movie industry. Call me @ 707-291-6756 Karissa
call me? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2005 7:25 PM
lolololol dumb bitch
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2005 5:59 PM
WTF DID I JUST SAY... THERE ARENT GOIN TO BE ANY MORE STAR WARS MOVIES YOU DILUSIONAL FUCK HEADS........but now that i think about it more MIGHT be nice.........NAH!
VII,VIII & IX??? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 5:24 AM
got my vote. I would be happy if I was a stormtrooper that gets blasted in .029 sec. of a starwars movie just to say that it was me:)
vog523
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 9:19 PM
well if he does make Episodes 7 8 9 .... he should wait a lil bit then make em.... ya know let Episode 1 2 an 3 soak in a lil bit
Episodes 7, 8 and 9. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2005 2:17 PM
If Lucas does make Episodes 7, 8 and 9. He'll probably base them around the Timothy Zahn Books, seeing as episode 7, or 'Heir to the Empire' as it would probably be is set only 5 years after the Battle of Endor.
Actualy, it was planned as 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 6:21 AM
If any of you got were in elelementray school in the early-mid 90's or had a kid who was, they gavce out those scholastic book order forms in most of the schools. There was this thing you could sign up for wich was a monthly starwars fan mag that talked all about the universe os SW and came with these game books for a SW rpg (think D&D for 8-12 yr olds) In these magazines, i swear on my genitals, it mentioned that there are 9 episodes in the SW saga. Being enorsed by the lucas man himself i would trust them to be be wholy acurate. I think he is fibbing.
star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 5:29 PM
i think they should make another 3 but who know it will maybe be in like 10 years because there gonna make so much money off episode three and if they made another three i dont he would tell anyone
Star wars rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 5:30 PM
How the heck would anyone know if their gonna make 7,8 and, 9
RE: Star wars rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 12:01 PM
No one knows for sure if they will make more movies. Lucas has said he wont do another one but he never said he wouldnt let anyone else do it. After 3 I think he migth loosen the reigns and let someone else make them. them universe itself is so huge. There are enough stories and periods that have only been touched on and even more never told.
So while I think this will be the last Lucas Star Wars there might be more in the future from others.
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 7:55 PM
HA IM BACK BITCHS. hm more movies might be nice.... but seriously he should wait b4 making new star wars..... i mean think about it?
The REAL Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 9:31 PM
all I know is that Michael Suttle (aka Supershadow) is a Product Engineer at a small company which specialise in making "Fine Handcrafted Cabinetry" in Forest City, North Carolina. And he is full of $hit
RE: ..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 7:05 AM
He might die dumbass
idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 6:08 PM
do you think that George lucas just sits at home and is reading this message board right now...he's probably writing the real scripts to 7, 8, and 9, stupids. And anyway, I love the fat star wars kid comment
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 7:32 PM
lol...how do you know he isnt making htem already?
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 7:34 PM
oh yeha dun call me a dumb ass.... when i say he should wait, i mean he should wait a week after Episode 3 comes out on DVD
idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 7:35 PM
cuz hes making episode iii....anyway, george lucas just wouldnt let anybody else do those movies, theyre like his passion, guys
RE: idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 9:44 PM
yeah
Hii reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 11:23 PM
i just dont want star wars to be over..
im pretty sure there is gonna be a third trilogy
some guy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2005 4:25 PM
i dobnt want star wars to end either..... well acually i do but i just dont want to see more star wars movies any time soon......... maybye they should make a Tv show or a few new games ( i really wish they wlil make another Jedi Academy game )or some sorta miniseries... oh welll its just my opinion
damn supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2005 4:35 PM
i just read the suposedly synopsis for Episode 7 8 and 9, and i have to say THEY ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER SHIT,fucking supershadow making shit up and psoting it on his website... any one know where he lives?
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2005 9:28 PM
SuperShadow is a sad fraud who has fantasies about girlfriends that wear only transculent shirts. He has most probably never met GL. Try googling the titles in his "filmography." Google "supershadow" and read the forums and articles. the proof is there.
starwars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2005 4:11 AM
can i be ben skywalker is it true lucas that u might be doing a third trilogy with episodes 7, 8 and 9
my email adress is
connormackenzie@gmail.com
dont get your hopes up reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2005 3:40 PM
GL said himself he was done with star wars so dont exxpect anything more. Hes an onld man who needs his rest.
Pussy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 3:14 AM
i want to see princess leia's pussy
fuck you reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 3:16 AM
all of you people on here are losers. you stupid fucks. go fuck yourselves. i AM starwars. i am the creator of star wars. im going to fuck princess leiea now. bye bye, you stupid fucks
Anus reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 3:18 AM
star wars sucks. i'd rather smell a 80 year old asshole after it farted, than watch those movies.
RE: Anus reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 4:51 PM
im fred and i have an 80 year old asshole. it just farted
CRACK reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 5:00 PM
I SNIFF CRACK ALL THE TIME---BUTTCRACK...........bUT I PREFER 80 YEAR OLD CRACK
starwars episode 7,8,9...true?? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 7:25 PM
if u hate star wars keep tht to urself and dont make a comment. i really like star wars but i was watching the 60minutes when they had GL and he said it was the last star wars (as sad as tht is) and tht he wouldnt let anyone make more, but hey u never know
RE: Lucas DID say there will be 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 2:51 AM
I also have this trilogy...and it IS said in these interviews that SW is the TRILOGY of TRILOGIES..and that HE would be making 1 and 2maybe 3 at this time and that he would be finding a replacement to do 7,8 and 9 BUT would still be involved. CHeck out the interviews on the new-old VHS release. That's your proof.
Star Wars on TV reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 6:17 AM
Lucasfilm's Jim Ward confirmed that a "Star Wars" TV series is on the way in the near future
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 10:05 AM
u are weird why would they be related
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 10:06 AM
that is not what he said in the dvd so ha ha
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 10:07 AM
yes it is it will happen
RE: Star Balls episode: eat shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 10:08 AM
u know knowthin of the force
RE: you suck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 10:08 AM
i agree
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2005 11:20 AM
why the hell are you talking about butt cracks?
Episode 3 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2005 11:22 AM
Padme: obi-wan said you killed my babies daddy
Darth Vader: NO!.. i am you babies daddy
hmmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2005 4:17 PM
maybe GL will skip 7,8,9 and do 10,11,12 instead. Then he'll go back and do 7,8,9 like he did with the first 6.
RE: hmmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2005 10:08 PM
nah it wouldnt work... remember how they made 7 police academy movies and ppl forgot about it like that? Star Wars will have the same fate if they made 10 11 12
7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2005 8:31 PM
GL said he was going to let his son do them. his son doesn't want to so unless one of them changes their mind they won't happen. so just shut up and wait to see what happens.
RE: 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2005 9:16 PM
heed my warning starwars WILL have the same fate as police academy... remember you can only milk a cow so many times b4 it dies.
so what im trying to say is he should stop... or at least wait til ppl get episode 3 on DVD, and dont say HE MIGHT DIE DUMBASS! from what? and if he does... well like you said his sons will probally make them, maybye.
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 5:54 AM
First of all you can't spell. So are you really in school? Furthermore I don't think any film director would be interested in a person of your intelligence. Let alone George Lucas.
RE: some of you guys are stupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 6:04 AM
We've all heard the talk of a new Indiana Jone's in the works by Lucas and Spielberg. Think of it this way Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and industrial light a magic have been Lucas's only work for the past 25 years. Furthermore he made the first 3 films 4,5,and 6 purposly to start so to set up the saga for nine episodes. I admit he had only planned the story from episode 1 - 6 in his imagination. But he has made star wars a epic and legend in itself. Think of episodes 7 8 and 9 to something of a "new republic" in a galaxy far far away. What else would Lucas do? He definitely wouldn't be satisfied in the years to come with just 6 under his belt. 9 episodes sounds a little more complete.
just wait reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 3:16 PM
Sitting here and talking wont get anything accomplished. If you really want a 7-9 trilogy, try to get something going. A petition or emails or some crap. If millions of people say they want more star wars he might change his mind.
Of course there will be more episodes reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 4:58 PM
I wouldn't compare police academy to star wars. People forgot police academy after the first one.
Star Wars is a whole different phenomenon. People love a good scifi movie.
Use common sense. Money makes the world go around. There is a billion bucks to be made of each episode. Do you really think they will stop making something that is going to generate a billion dollars worlwide at the box office, not to mention all the new toys.
There's to much money involved for it to ever stop. So, even if George doesn't want to direct any long surely he will allow someone else to do so.
If he doesn't and leaves the rights to his kids do you think they will sit on a billion bucks and say oh no we don't want it? Of course not.
There will be more episodes.
well reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 9:09 PM
i still doubt there might be more.... well in the near future at least, and if im totaly wrong and a month from now ill see a tv spot for Episode 7, well good for you. More star wars movies to watch. oh and to the guy who said i cant spell why do you care so much about it? i mean on the internet ppl could care less about spelling as long as they can understand what other ppl are saying er typing... so yeah fuck you
oh yeah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 9:13 PM
oh yeah, when i mentiond police academy the point i was trying to get across was that the more of something you make... the quicker the number of ppl remmebering it will diminish.
RE: oh yeah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 9:14 PM
thats what im saying what might happen to star wars
I just talked to Lucas... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 9:47 AM
He said that he is going to start production of Episode 7 in 2008. The emperor that died in E6 was a clone. However the reason clones were made of him is because he is sick and dying. His only hope is to turn Luke.
I just talked to Lucas... II reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 9:56 AM
Luke never marries, but Han and Leah do, and have twins (surpise) both males.
Luke and the twins form a royal family and head a new Jedi council and ultimately join together with the dark side to bring perfect balance to the force (like a dark crystal thing)
I just talked to Lucas... III reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 10:04 AM
Because the emperor joins with the light side. The emperor and luke join together for the sake of midiclorians, seeing that the emperor can both rule and live in harmony with the Jedi and so does become a midiclorian himself.
RE: I just talked to Lucas... III reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 7:43 PM
um ok
you didn't just talk to lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 10:03 PM
you dumbass just go to starwars.com and go to the databanks and just click on a character you wanna know about and click expanded universe then lucas gives away everything about the character and how they die and wo they marry and all that shit just go to the OFFICIAL SHIT
RE: Pussy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 11:53 PM
you idiot whats the matter with you writing crap on computer you are a enbarassmant to technology
you people are sad reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 5:07 PM
lucas said himself on a 60 minutes interview that there will be NO MORE EPISODES. yes, thats right, none. so instead of sitting her and posting about how you all want to be some character that doesnt exist, go get a job. and a life for that matter.
RE: TOP TEN REASONS HE WILL MAKE 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 5:34 PM
so help me if they incorporate another dumb ass race like ewoks or gungans, I will personally stick a rusty scalpel in george lucas' thigh
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 6:53 PM
yeah what he said
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 7:01 PM
i hate you
idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 10:02 AM
face it freaks, star wars movies are over.
Yes there will be a tv show to make more money but the movies are DONE.
RE: idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 11:01 AM
r the tv shows going to be cartoon or real shows.
RE: idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 11:04 AM
i know star wars is ment to be far-fected but clones of luke skywalker and darth vader? and mark hammil never actually say he was going to make another three he just said that it was luscas's idead in like 1973-1974 so...........
No Han or Lea reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 11:14 AM
Even if there is an episode 7,8,9, its probably nothing like supershadows version because theres know Han or Lea. I don't think harrison ford would be to up for doing it any-more he wasn't to keen on doing 'return of the jedi' and that was 22 fucking years ago.
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 11:33 AM
whats he got a 'bad feeling' about he makes refence to this in all three of his 'movies'
ITS TRUE reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 1:44 PM
I can tell you all that there is A star wars episode 7,8 and 9 script. This is not a lie, the plot of episode 9 is that the dark side make mature clones of luke skywalker and darth vader, and in this one they learn the combat of a light sabre. So there you go, 9 star wars episodes. Still unknown why the middle three were made on film firts tho, but hey, they were worth it.
HEZ RIGHT reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 1:51 PM
Yep, this guy is right, at the end of episode 9:
*WARNING, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS AT THE VERY END SO IF U DNT WANNA KNOW THEN DNT READ*
At the end they all go and celebrate the defeat of the dark side at Yavin 4, then on a distant hill side, there are bout 2000 light side jedi including darth vader, looking down on them, then it ends....the very end.
If u don't believe me then check sumhow, i have no reason to lie. The guy above: you know ur stuff, im impressed.
RE: HEZ RIGHT reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 1:53 PM
Ta, oh and they are not real jedi they are the spirits of the dead good jedi, but tanx newayz.
boo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 12:23 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
star wars episode 7 reply
Posted by mikester91 (No Email) on May 2, 2005 1:34 PM
ive heard that in episode 7 the sith bad guy is a person who was alive before Darth maul but was killed and in this episode he is ressurected and the jedi temple is rebuilt and luke is the head of the council.
k..... reply
Posted by darth sidious (shoshodem@yahoo.com) on May 3, 2005 5:20 PM
why are you guys or girls fighting over this. i wish i had a nuclear powered transmitter so i can frequenly divised over other galaxies
There WILL be a third trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 8:20 AM
I am George Lucas, i DO plan to make a third trilogy but, all these scripts and plots you find online have no truth to them!! I am looking for people to play minor roles in the movie and if you'd like to be considered send a picture of yourself and any acting expirience to spoonsslashlines@yahoo.com ! Please don't believe these scripts but trust me my fans, there will be a third trilogy!
May the force be with you
George Lucas
episode 7, 8, and 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 2:00 PM
wat bout the yyxonvong? Lucas has to at least put them in the star wras films.
RE: grow up and get some fresh air. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 11:50 AM
it has to be said that you lot are the lamest bunch of cocks i have ever come across on some low rate site for under nurished pale pukes. there is more to life than star wars. how about this for a suggestion get some air and natural light, then invest in a social life and some friends. then and only then will you have the force...
RE: grow up and get some fresh air. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 7:44 PM
ahahahahaah!
losers!
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 5:53 AM
please would you film the episodes vii viii ix so it will be the 9 part star wars film series
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:41 AM
I think it is true
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:46 AM
It's not fake the 7-9 tells more about Luke skywalker & companie and
how they face new danger
from new sith lords. Also it tells how the Jedi order is rebuilt.
Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 1:39 PM
I think Han Solo will be looking for the one arm'd man that killed his wife in #7. So, there definately will be a #7. Now, everyone knows that 7 ate 9. So, there definately won't be a #9. And, everyone knows that 8 is enough. So there!
Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 8:52 PM
In my personal opinion I think those scripts on Supershadow.com are real because I typed in my search engine....
.STAR WARS: EPISODE 7-THE FALLEN HERO
.STAR WARS: EPISODE 8-
THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
.STAR WARS: EPISODE 9-
VICTORY OF THE FORCE
and other websites have the STAR WARS: SEQUEL TRILOGY scripts not just Supershadow.
Supershadow posted the real STAR WARS: EPISODE III-REVENGE OF THE SITH script and from what I have read in the ROTS script happens in EPISODE III. So maybe everything that happen in the Episode VII,VIII,IX scripts are true. By the way the Sith are dead. Vader and Sideous were the last of the Sith in EPISODE VI-RETURN OF THE JEDI. Episodes 7,8,9 focus on the battle of the Jedi Vs. the Dark Jedi and the Mandalorians
thank you reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 8:01 AM
Ive been reading this message board for the last 15 minutes or so. All of you people are funny as hell.
Thank you for giving me a good laugh on an otherwise slow day.
episode 7 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 12:41 PM
Wot is the difference between dark jedi and sith?
episode 7 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 12:48 PM
And what is a Mandalorian?
7-8-9!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 7:57 PM
gl i think you should make the movies because then everyone would have something to look forword too
go 7 8 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 7:59 PM
addingon to the person before me think of who good the technology who be the graphics who look so real
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 5:48 AM
what the fuck
this rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 5:53 AM
go to http://www.jedipurge.com.htm
so you can see the entire story all by yourself, they exist the episodes
Mandalorians. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 7:58 AM
A Mandalorian is what Jango Fett and his son Boba Fett are. There Mandalorians. There war like warriors that were battle uniforms that represent bounty hunters. Mandalorians are from the planet Concorde Dawn according to the Episode 8 script.
Dark Jedi and Sith? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 8:04 AM
Dark Jedi-An Jedi or Forcer user that already is a Jedi or Force User but commits evil acts.
Sith-A Sith is a force user that uses the powers of the dark side of the Force and is pure evil. The Sith are the sworn enemies of the Jedi.
Examples: General Grievous is a Dark Jedi.
Darth Vader is a Sith.
Episodes VII,VIII,IX titles? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 2:07 PM
Maybe George Lucas would consider the:
THE FALLEN HERO
for EPISODE VII.
For EPISODE VIII
maybe the title...
BATTLE OF THE MANDALORIANS
Last for EPISODE IX:
BALANCE OF THE FORCE
just what GL would want.
star wars 7 8 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 4:47 AM
Go to the videos section of aol's website and go to the star wars experience section. Watch the one about C3PO. Lucas is talking to the person that plays C3PO and says he will see him again in 20 years.
RE: star wars 7 8 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 7:17 AM
is it just me or has any one else seen the links between star wars episode 1 and 2 and the two dr dolittle movies staring eddie murphy. this is a serious question and i would love to hear the opinions of fellow star wars fans and dr dolittle fans alike...
wtf!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 3:57 PM
you guys all need to get out of your parents basements and get a life they're movies for god sake who gives a flyin shit they are great to watch but not to obsess over your never going to be anything like anyone in them so why have your lives revolve around them go out get a job have a shower and get some pussy thats how the world should work
trilogy of trilogies reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 9:32 PM
I recall the rumors of 9 episodes planned for Star Wars right after Episode 4 was released.
I've always assumed there would be 9. But like some other postings here, I don't think Lucas will do them, too old and burned out now. He may be an advisor, but some new producer has to come out of the weeds to do them. I haven't read the scripts mentioned here, but I've always known that twins are born to Han Solo and Leia in Episode 7. Of course they become Jedi.
i don't even like star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 3:50 AM
i reckon there will be another 3, and then another and then another and then another. I don't even like star wars WTF am i doing here?
Mandalorians reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 11:20 AM
I always thought a mandalorian was a small group of African natives that mainly played the Mandolin.:) I could be wrong...
Random Shemp? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 11:22 AM
Why do they call me a random Shemp? I'm more like a random Larry or Moe...:)
Episode 7,8,9,10,11,12 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 2:22 PM
1st of all I have mentioned that a Mandalorian is war-like warrior that wears the same armor as Jando Fett and Boba Fett. There Bounty Hunter Warriors. We are going to see a huge battle erupt between the Jedi Knights and the Mandalorians in STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS.
2nd Lucas has already mentioned to a bunch of STAR WARS fans that in STAR WARS: EPISODE III-REVENGE OF THE SITH is the biggest movie of 2005 and makes alot of money then Lucas will make 1 more trilogy with in 10 to 15 years. The STAR WARS: SEQUEL TRILOGY(7,8,9) It all depends on the success of how much money EPISODE III-ROTS makes. In 30 years when Lucas dies his children will make STAR WARS: EPISODES X,XI,XII and that will be it. I don't know what the fourth Trilogy will be called but X,XI,XII will be different from the Skywalker family and set 1000 years after STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-VICTORY OF THE FORCE.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 25, 2005 5:12 PM
This is great! There is a clean slate...
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by 7yro (Theforece@hotmail.com) on July 25, 2005 5:36 PM
If theres going to be a 7th episode it will ruin George Lucas!
?? reply
Posted by 7yro (Theforece@hotmail.com) on July 25, 2005 5:41 PM
George Lucas ... my email is ...@hotmail.com
What the hell you guys think George Lucas is going to read this crap?
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 25, 2005 8:26 PM
Why do you think a new Trilogy would ruin Lucas?
sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 1:53 PM
hi
RE: sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 2:17 PM
Hey sloppy, your back?
MAN!! What the fuck, someone deleted most of the posts here, what an asshole!! This was my personal thread that would have become the greatest thread in history!! Then some guy comes and accidently deletes more than a thousand!!
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 2:36 PM
If there would be a new trilogy it should completely new, no old lukes or hans who will not die anyway, it should be new science fiction and nothing we would be expecting.
(ps. Hey George, I know you are reading this!)
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 3:48 PM
The thought of a sequel trilogy without the old characters is an intriguing idea. There would probably be a hundred year old Luke somehow.
S.M. vs. S.S. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 3:55 PM
The reason half this page was deleted is because nobody there got to see the conclusion of the greatest Sci-Fi action thriller ever, "Sloppy Monkey vs. Supershadow 2". This is what made them angry.
sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 7:22 PM
thank you thank you very much. you love me you really love me
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 7:59 PM
One day, I will provide an excerpt from "Sloppy Monkey vs. Supershadow 2", from John Elway Productions.
RE: sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2005 11:32 AM
"thank you thank you very much. you love me you really love me"
Elvis! You're alive!! You said that when you got your oscar too, didn't you?
RE: There WILL be a third trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2005 4:39 PM
You are fucking retartd if u were George Lucas Would you be lurking on some site like this and if they were being made u would need you freakin time elwhere LIAR!!!
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2005 6:45 PM
Today, I just had a childhood dream come through. I just saw Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) NAKED. I STILL want some of that.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2005 11:37 AM
Oh, you peeped while she was showering or something? Cool.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2005 4:41 PM
No, I saw them on A Nude Celebrity site.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2005 5:30 AM
And? Do you think the pictures are real?
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2005 10:50 AM
Yeah, they look pretty convincing to me...
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2005 11:04 AM
Really? Lucky you!
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 1:47 PM
Of course its true. Did you see episode3 !?
Do you know how crappy of a way that would be to end a saga?! WITH A FRIEKING PREQUL!? I mean come on! revenge of the sith was great and all,but the ending was sad and thinking about it being the last movie really pisses me off! george lucas isnt that stupid!
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 2:22 PM
yeah seriosly! you guys cant spell for shit
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 2:41 PM
you,v got to be kidding me!you two are fucking pathetic!
RE: Episodes 7, 8 and 9. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 3:08 PM
What trust me pal i'v read the books, they are so gay it makes you wonder weather timothy is japanese or not. I mean come on! heir to the empire? The glove of darth vader? the villian is a faget named trioculus, who falls in love with princess leia and tries to make her, drumroll please "the queen of the empire". what the fuck is that? thats just gay.
RE: Episodes 7, 8 and 9. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 3:35 PM
Yup, I agree, I read the books too and they weren't really interesting, no one special dies and there is no such thing as a plot or anything unexpected.
But I DO recommend reading the first star wars draft about annikin starkiller, very interesting story although a bit gory.
When Episodes VII,VIII,IX will come out. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 6:11 PM
The Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy isn't untill 10 or 15 years so were looking at maybe 2015 or 2020 for information on Star Wars: Episode VII. It will happen Lucas isn't yet through on Star Wars. There be many pressure from around the fans, the world, and Lucasfilm or ILM employess to pressure Mr. Lucas on doing Episodes 7,8,9.
RE: When Episodes VII,VIII,IX will come out. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2005 8:18 AM
And how do know that they will be made in 10-15 years when George Lucas is always saying they will NOT be made and do you think George Lucas cares about fans who want him to go on forever?
VII,VIII,IX will be made reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2005 1:33 PM
George says no but there is no doubt that someone else will conjur old Georgy boy to cough up the rights to Star Wars to a professional worthy of making the sequels. Remeber when IV,V,VI cameout and Lucas said he isn't making any more then 16 years later he made I,II,III well if GL is still at it and healthy in 10 or 15 years there will be VII,VIII,IX. Have faith.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2005 8:08 PM
I thought I heard that the reason Lucas didn't make the prequel trilogy was something to do with family problems, like divorce, or something? Anyone know anything about it? So, you never know. A new trilogy might come sooner than you think. Hopefully, G.L. will get bored.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:00 AM
As long as no one here listens to SuperShadow because he is a loser who makes up boring stuff and calls himself the master of the universe.
John Elway (re:Supershadow) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 12:58 PM
I can't stand S.S. & his B.S.! For a guy who claims to be behind the scene, he doesn't know ANYTHING about Star Wars. Just listen to the responses he gives to all the questions. The guy is clueless.
RE: John Elway (re:Supershadow) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 3:53 PM
Like what would Lukes sith name be if he would fall? (SuperShadow: Darth Firefox.) ??????????
These kind of stupid things are always at SS.com.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 6:31 PM
Why hasn't Mr. Lucas put Supershadow out of buisness yet? He supposedly doesn't use the internet, or even have an E-mail address. Perhaps he doesn't know the extent of his bullshit. It's said that in the 16 years between the old trilogy and prequel trilogy, Lucas had personal problems, and that is what held up it's production. You never know, a new trilogy could be here before you know it.
DUMB ASSES! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 4, 2005 5:23 PM
Face it, George Lucas SAID there would NOT be another 3 movies. All of you who say there are, just wish there were so you could get horny off the nasty alien chicks. If there is still a doubt in your mind and you give some fucked up reason like "He will succumb to money" you need to fucking wake up. George Lucas is a BILLIONARE. He doesn't need the money. He made 1-3 because he had already planned it. He isn't some sellout who's just going to make more movies for the money. Get a grip... and a life!
RE: DUMB ASSES! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 5:09 AM
Nobody cares what you think sorry, maybe he will maybe he won't, you don't have to get mad at us, get a grip... and a life!
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 5:14 AM
We will see..
If he will I hope it is going to be a real futuristic movie and a real original storie.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 7:24 AM
Would you rather a whole new story, or basically a continuation where ROTJ left off, say, 20-30 years later? The only old character really important would be a venerable Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 10:11 AM
Yes it is lucas isnt gonna do it but its gonna happen
RE: Star Balls episode: eat shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 10:12 AM
Fuck u you stupid mother fucker u EAT SHIT
Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 4:27 PM
Yes to those that don't believe that Episode VII,VIII,IX won't happen are a doubters are assholes. There is no ways lucas won't let his fans down by not letting someone else continue the Star Wars saga after Episode VI-Return of the Jedi. Can you all stop swearing at each other all be friends. Supershadow is a lying bastered since he lies on the website plus never answers my questions. Lets see what lucas says after the 2 Star Wars tv shows.
A break for Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 4:38 PM
Lucas is just taking a long Star Wars break. He says no to build up Star Wars hype for those that won't the Sequels to happen. We will hear something about more Star Wars probably after the 2 tv shows.
sorry reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 4:39 PM
My grammers off I ment for those that want the sequels not won't
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:11 AM
I would probably prefer a whole new story, but if Lucas would continue maybe he would be able to make it exciting by letting Luke die or something, I guess it doesn't really matter as long as it isn't as boring as the Supershadow crap..
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:31 PM
Boring is right. Do you think some of the classic trilogy characters should die? It's fine by me, if that is what Lucas believes. The introduction of new Jedi, Anakin Solo and Ben Skywalker, is exciting.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 1:48 PM
Well, they shouldn't die for nothing, the story should be very unpredictable, maybe even with an open ending or the hero dying in the end or something.
I wish I didn't know how episode III would have ended, then I would have probably enjoyed the movie more.
Not that I didn't like it, I really liked the death of Mace Windu but the whole Palpatine versus Yoda was unnecessary and made the movie look a little dumb..
Anyway, if any hardcore star wars fans read this, you should take the time to read the absolute original star wars story!
http://www.starwarz.com/starkiller/scripts/thestarwars_rough_draft.htm
The link is one of many, if for some reason it doesn't work..
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 7:00 PM
Thanks, bro. I will let you know when I read it today or tomorrow.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2005 2:29 AM
It took me days to read it, but it is a pretty gruesome story.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2005 11:04 AM
WHOA... Man, those original scripts are super cool. I breezed through the others, but I have read the whole 'Revenge' script, as it is the shortest. 'ROTJ' would have been 100 times better if they had used the basis of that 'Revenge' script. SUPER COOL. Just by reading that, it answers many questions that has been wondered about. There is enough material there to keep me busy for the next two weeks. I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. Now, one question...Who is this that I have been replying to? Please post a 'name'.
go jack yourself reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2005 8:07 PM
there wont be a mother fuckin episode 7,8 and 9 you internet noobs go get a life and stop dreaming like lucas said there wont be another saga only the mini series, the end btw go hang urself by the balls
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 6:55 AM
My name is Chris but I like to be anonymous as anybody can barge in and annoy me, but did you read the starkiller script? It really had a 'Dune' feel about it.
I will read the ROTJ script too tonight, I now have to go to work..
RE: go jack yourself reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 10:33 AM
You are angry? What is a noob? How come you think everybody still thinks there is gonna be a sequel trilogy? Or are you just plain retarded?
Charles reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 12:16 PM
Whoah!! Those rough drafts are fucking cool! Lucas really should have put in that post coruscant planet in ROTJ, he eventually ended up with just two planets a movie or something, it really should have been more!
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 12:28 PM
Still reading all this GREAT STUFF... could take a while! This is better than anything. It is hard to believe that Star Wars itself could have been even better. I will report back when I am finished. Thanks again Chris. And, I didn't want you to use your real name, for that same reason. My real name isn't John Elway.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 1:51 PM
Oh okay, my real name is Chris but I will not use it.
As for the starwars scripts, I think Lucas toned them down a little for the children or maybe to build up tension for the climaxes wich are very important in movies.
But the story's are really cool and futoristic, it would be cool if he had used them!
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 2:39 PM
Funny.. Jabba falling into the sarlac pit monster.
episode 7: A new threat reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 2:55 PM
this is da nxt star wars movie unless george lucas givez it 0/10!!!
RE: episode 7: A new threat reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 2:57 PM
this film iz not comin out and there iz gonna be a TV show on star wars!!!!!!
RE: episode 7: A new threat reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 3:10 PM
Yeah a yguygut to you too..
Hey, BTW whatever happened to Southparkforever and Sloppy Monkey??
Petition george for the last trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 3:43 PM
For everyone who wants there to be 7,8 & 9 should petition george lucas for him to create the last trilogy. From rumors ive herd since i was a kid. han and leia have 2 children and luke is suduced by the dark side for a period of time before being redemped by one of han and leias children. but this is just rumor that i herd was on the orginal script.
still we should petition while mark and the others are not to old.
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 5:28 PM
are there going to be star wars 789
are there going to be 789? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 7:01 PM
yes there will be Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX but not for another decade or 15 years. Lucas is taking a long Star Wars break for now but will return to do Episode VII in a couple of years. Last to let someone else finsh the Sequals with VIII and IX.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 8:36 AM
Who needs Supershadow? Thanks to SuperChris!!!!
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 8:49 AM
Today my friend SuperMoron posted my question again, it's even the first question to be answered:
"Shadow, you must halt your scoring for a minute (SuperShadow: Not likely. Scoring is always at the top of my list.) because it is time to stop George. He claims people who try to find plot errors are losers! (SuperShadow: You expect me to say these kinds of fans are winners?! Who wastes even one second looking for plot mistakes?)
Indirectly he is offending you too! (SuperShadow: Criticism is the best form of flattery. Lucas worships the ground I walk on.) P.S. I think you are the coolest guy on the planet, but George has some major issues! (SuperShadow: SS is legendary. I?m the only famous Star Wars fan on this planet. Everyone knows about me and my unparalleled genius. Lucas is frustrated with some of the fans because they are never happy. No matter what Lucas does he can?t win all the fans all the time.)"
Of course the 'Lucas' I talk about is Mickey Suttle himself so I am actually talking about him, hehehe.
I did not even read what HE wrote, I just wanted to trick him, too bad you have suck up so much with him to get a post..
RE: are there going to be 789? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 8:52 AM
How do YOU know it will take 15 years, maybe he will start within one year, do you know the guy or something???
RE: are there going to be 789? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 9:43 AM
"yes there will be Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX but not for another decade or 15 years. Lucas is taking a long Star Wars break for now but will return to do Episode VII in a couple of years. Last to let someone else finsh the Sequals with VIII and IX."
You have this information from supershadow.net?? Hahaha, you are moronic, no? Or are you George Lucas????????
i am gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 3:39 PM
can u fuck me only guys
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 4:42 PM
HAHAHA!! That's funny! Supershadow will go to tremendous lenghths to prove he is truly the dumbest man on the planet. Still reading these original scripts. Everyone should check them out... May the Force be with you, Superchris.
omfg u stupid people reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 6:33 PM
LOL u ugly mofos makes me laugh cant u get ur fkn brain straight that there wont be another sequel i totally agree with what "go jack yourself"
Facts reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2005 1:09 PM
from what i know GL is in his l8 50s and in a resent interview he stated that if he was to finsh the last 3 films he wouldnt finsh the 3rd till he was in his l8 60s.
although i am dispointed and think he should let a close director such as speialburg ( bad spelling) to complete the last 3, i respect that if thats his choice i am greatful for the story he has given us.
RE: omfg u stupid people reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 12:57 PM
"LOL u ugly mofos makes me laugh cant u get ur fkn brain straight that there wont be another sequel i totally agree with what "go jack yourself"
Hahaha!! I am laughing with you, not at you! Really!! No really! But does this all meant that you are retarded??
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 1:03 PM
Man.. SuperShadow is getting so annoying these days, he is constantly repeating himself and calling other people insane while not even listening to any reason.
Even if his site was just for fun I still think he should die, he is constantly bashing all these little kids who really believe they are talking to Lucas.
RE: omfg u stupid people reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 4:44 PM
LOL? only a retard like u laugh like that *points and laugh* lol get a life u star wars geek LOL ur making me laugh
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 6:25 PM
Supershadow is clueless... I believe all the people here know just as much about Star Wars than he does. He's always bashing 'The Empire Strikes Back'. Is that anyone's favorite S.W. movie here? I've always thought of that one as my favorite.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2005 6:54 PM
HOW THA FUCK DO YOU KNOW?????????
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 7:54 AM
Yes, I always liked the movie too, because of the planets, now I think it is a great movie because of the story.
SuperDuper doesn't like it because he prefers happy endings or something.
I just finished the revenge of the jedi script a while ago, the ending didn't really seem that good, but I wonder what it would be like if that story was filmed. I do think they should have shown the capitol city in episode 6.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 7:54 AM
I mean capitol planet.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:18 AM
'Empire' has always been my fave, way back when I was just a kid. It is unusual a movie can combine so many aspects of theater perfectly: good vs. evil, drama, action, romance, rescues, escapes, betrayal, friendship, and cliffhangers.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:25 AM
When you say capitol planet, you mean 'Had Abbadan, (or whatever it was called) right? So, is that way Superstupid hates 'Empire'? I always wondered why... that makes sense. Another reason he hates the old trilogy is that he had no hand in making them as he did the new trilogy... HAHAHAHAHA!
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 12:06 PM
SuperSuper isn't a real starwars fan, he is only attracted to jar jar, but he keeps saying the same crap about the classic trilogy.
"(SuperShadow: The odds of someone like you having friends is very low. Talking to your stuffed animals doesn?t count. Hahaha.)"
He is always talking about himself, hahaha.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 12:19 PM
"'Empire' has always been my fave, way back when I was just a kid. It is unusual a movie can combine so many aspects of theater perfectly: good vs. evil, drama, action, romance, rescues, escapes, betrayal, friendship, and cliffhangers."
Yes, it was real different than you would have expected, ending with Luke's hand being cut off after losing terribly to Vader (not to mention finding out Vader is Annakin), too bad I don't remember the first time I saw it.
It is probably the most original and interesting one out of them all.
What did you think about the Attack of the clones by the way? Do you think Lucas on perpose made them on the side of the republic instead of a war against them as everybody expected?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 12:53 PM
Hey guys, thanks for exposing Supershadow, we all know that Empire is a great movie even if he doesn't want to admit it. I am sure Episodes 7,8, and 9 will be made somday, but who knows when. Bottom line money movtivates everything and no matter how rich people are they always want more, just ask Terrel Owens
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 2:11 PM
One reason 'Empire' didn't make as much as the first, is this. As many people were standing in line for 'Empire', people leaving were heard saying "Man, I can't believe Vader is Luke's father!?" This caused borderline RIOTS at theaters, which resulted in many disgusted people leaving the theater.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 2:18 PM
I personally really liked Ep.II. I like the ones that aren't too kiddy better, unlike ROTJ and TPM (too much Jar-Jar and Ewoks). I thought it was done well, meaning, how else could the Emperor create such massive armies? It makes sense. A conversion of the Republic into the Empire.
ok lemme make my imput reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 2:59 PM
supershadow = fake bastard who masturbates to pics of chewbacca
look lucas intended a 3 movie series originaly (lemme put this into context) the first movie was gonna be ep 1 2 and 3 altogether then the sequals were like that two one movie originaly acounted for a whole trillogy and he had 3 movie ideas but nope wouldnbt work at that point no one carred star wars was well nothin before ANH ok now here we get in depth george at least could make 1 movie just 1 here is ANH the bringger of this whole empire of movies because it was hnis favorite part from the second storie ok but it got big REALLY FRIGGIN BIG so he continued but after RoTJ guess what georgy said NO MORE STAR WARS ohhhhhhhhhh he said that after 6 bout 20 to 30 years later the news had a damn feild day george lucas announces ep1 of starwars it was the friggin 70's and 80's all over again wooooooooo
hooooooooo
awsome we were all happy except about binx
(binx was cool) ok then it went to ep3 i have seen it ok this is bein written after i saw it then once again lucas
(now repeating this same process) lucas anounces no more star wars :( ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bull shit see history is somethin lucas likes to repeat we will get ep 7-9 but not like supershadows bull shit ohhhhh and everyone who wants an star wars tv series (btw i love starwars) we all know good the indiana jones tv series did lol btw lucas doesnt read here so stop posting your phone 's wich im gonna call and annoye you over ok soooooooo STFU ok cause i know this is probably gonna happen ok (lucas probs wont die look at ian the dude who played palps he is oold but was in the PT soooooo there ya go) ok hope you h8 my opinion cause im probably wright this is the net i know you will flame me cause i cant punch you through the comp but atleast consider what i said
RE: episode 7 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 3:06 PM
ok dark jedi uses jedi arts for evil sith has a style entirly to itself
RE: episode 7 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 3:07 PM
mandalorians are a race in star wars bobba fett wears mandalorian armor
Kyle Katarn kicks ass! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 6:57 PM
Kyle Katarn is kickass. It would be awesome to see a movie about him.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 7:38 PM
Forget Shadow, his ideas are stupid, I have written in and given some really cool ideas, I think that Revenge of the Sith was great and I have to agree with you Elways, Attack of the Clones was the bomb, I liked Phantom Menace better,NOT, I think that Revenge of the sith had a week ending in fact I think George should rerelease it with and additional 15 miniute ending I came up with if anyone is intrested I will give you a brief description, stupid Supershadow, blew me off but my friends I told about the idea thought it rocked. Anyway this place rules this is were some real fans are not that stupid Shadwow website.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 8:05 PM
I too thought ROTS ending was OK, but lacked something. Lucas says that the prequel trilogy was about Anakin's fall to the dark side, more than a story about Vader. I'm sure we all wanted to see mech. Vader in action, cutting Jedi in half, or SOMETHING... I would like to hear your 'additional' ending idea. But, who knows what deleted scenes will be on the DVD?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 9:32 PM
Okay, Elway, here is the short version, I don't want to fill up to much space. But we leave off at were the movie currently ends. Then it does the fade to black like Lord of the Rings and then appears back on the screen a two man starfighter flying up from Tantoine piloted by Yoda he has just dropped of Obi-Wan and Luke. He says goodbye to ObiWan over a comlink and mentions that he will try to unite the Jedi together who are out on missions all over the galaxy, but that Obi Wan needs to keep viligant watch over Luke. He then goes into hyperspace when he comes out of hyperspace he is ambushed by the imperial fleet, the emperor was not going to let yoda get away so easily a batch of tiefighters pursues Yoda led by the emperors new apprentice, Darth Vader, Yoda quickly dispatches the other Tie Fighters, but can't seem to shake the leader, unusually strong the force is with this one he says. Vader blows one of the engines on Yodas starfighter and he has to make a forced landing on the nearest planet... Dagobah. Ok all send this and then type so more.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 9:45 PM
So Vader follows Yodas ship to the crash site when he lands the ship is a fiery wreckage, Vader inspects the ship and says "Maybe the great jedi master was not so powerful", Slowly moving out from the shadows with cane in tow, Yoda, appears, "Assume much you do young skywalker, the force is my alley and powerful one it is" "Master Yoda, that name is dead to me now, Anakin is no more, I am Darth Vader" You will soon no the true power of the darkside" Lightsabers ignite. "MM Powerful you have become, powerful, but your destroyed all that you have loved it has." "Deceived you have been by your master" the two began a duel the likes that has never been seen before, it goes on for a solid minute of parry and thrusts, Vader is knicked in the shoulder blades by Yodas lightsaber. He lets our and Arrgh, "No Master Yoda, it is you and the greed of your jedi order that has caused Padmes death, I will bring order to the galaxy, and I will make the Emperors empire strong, I will not let it be weakened by those like you" At this point Vader is in a complete rage and is feeding on the darkside of the force his hatred is more intense than is humanly possiable, thinking about padmes death has made him furious. Ok, I will finish it off in the next one.
youyr ending was gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 9:59 PM
your ending was gay
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:10 PM
So Vader and Yoda continue there climatic batttle they are moving through the swamp levitating things and dueling with lightsabers they make there way to the "Cave" you know from Empire Strikes Back, here the dueling gets very serious, Yoda is hit by a giant rock vader levitates at him, Vader takes advantage of this and backs Yoda out of the cave and towards the swamp he then causes a force avalanche and a giant bank of mud, rock, trees falls right on top of master yoda. Vader looks at the rubble and then says "You brought this upon yourself, all of you brought this upon yourself, because you were jealous of my power had you just made me a master, the Emperor has seen my power, fools" he clenches his fist. He then meditates feeling for master yoda presence, "I feel nothing" He then goes back to his ship and brings up a hologram of the emperor, "my master, I no longer sense Master Yodas prescene" In his raspy voice the empereor says " Yes Lord Vader I no longer sense it as well, your hatred has made you very powerful, as I have foreseen, very good my apprentice" cackling laughter. " Master Obi-Wan, he is not here" The emperor says "Aw my apprentice wants to complete his revenge, he is of no bother to us, without Master Yoda, or any other members of the council the jedi are powerless" You will hunt the rest of them down one by one, you will have your revenge one day, Vader, I have foreseen it" It is a great day for the galactic empire we have seen the end of the jedi council and the creation of my Empire. Return to me Lord Vader we have much work to do" "Yes my master" Vader starts up his ship he takes one last look at the mound Yoda is buried under, "You brought it upon yourself", we then watch the spaceship fly off the planet. As the camera follows the ship of the planet it then pans back down to the mound, a few boulders start moving, and then a few more then suddenly pieces of the mound start flying up, until eventually Yoda is uncovered, Dirty, broken, and defeated he arises with cane in tow. "Fallen they have Dark times upon us, he then hobbles to an area and begans building what his to be his future home, his hut on Dagobah. The screen slowly pans up as we watch this higher and highter until we just see the planet of Dagobah, then the screen fades to black. After a few seconds pause the screen comes back on, instead of Dagobah we now see the planet of Tantoine. The camera then slowly descends until we finally reach the planets surface, we see Obiwans hermit cottage and on the cliffside is Obi-Wan with his Starwars Binoculars like the ones Luke uses in New Hope. He is looking down on Owen and Beru Lars who are holding Luke(basically he is looking at the ending of Revenge of the Sith how it currently is. As he is watching them he is startled by a great disturbance in the force,he looks to the stars, he knows something bad has happened to master yoda, He looks down at Luke again, "That boy is our last Hope" Then the ending starwars music pops up and the credits role. The end.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:23 PM
Anyway I think Lucas should rerelease Revenge of the sith in a few months with a this new 15 to 20 miniute ending, so people will go see the movie again and it can knock Titanic off the number one slot. Even though somebody just said this ending is gay, I think it would accomplish alot and would be fairly inexpensive to film, most of the scenes since not involving real people could be done digitally, you would need the voices of James Earl Jones and Ian Macdirmand for the hologram image of the emperor, and I am sure Ewan Mcgregor would film the 10 seconds for his part. Anyway this would wrap up everything much better and give the fans mechanical vader battling like we wanted to see, yoda dueling more(who doesn't love that) a cool space battle, (with yoda flying a starship(super cool), it would also explain why yoda was on Dagobah, he was stranded since there is no civilzation on the planet how was he going to get off, and no one knows hes there, that is why he is a little bit batty in Episode V he has been stuck on the planet for 20+years. Also Obi-Wans last line would be perfectly setting up the title " A New Hope" Anyway I think it would be awesome, those who don't are entitled to there opinion but most of the real starwars fans I know think it sounds cool, if you don't thats fine by me go get on Supershadow.com and listen to his bullshit then.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:23 PM
ok we needed one anakin killing a jedi scene (and it should b a good ten min)alright in the temple after the younglings yousee two jedi (quinlon vos and shaak ti) anakin ignites his saber the 2 jedi do the same anakin makes the first swing quinlon blocks it it goes on 2 min then anakin takes 1 of quinlons hands and he is fighting 2 jedi (anakins fighting 2 jedi lol) but quinlon even with the loss of his hand he is now fighting left handed now you can see anakin crying still fighting he cuts quinlon diagnoly in half he is really cryin now
he kicks shaak ti in the stomach she falls to her knees ani turns his saber off and puts the emiter of it to her head he is now crying his hardest sidious walks in and says DO IT lord vader in his creepy voice he turns the saber on well its at her head and she dies...
that would be an awsome scene
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:25 PM
Hey drunklightsaber, that sounds awesome, I would love to see that, they should add that scene as well.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:27 PM
thanks dude i kinda didnt like yours well not as an ending but well its cool but it doesnt fit i mean they woulda just death stared dagobah soooooo it was awsome but it just doesnt fit in there
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:34 PM
Anyway back to topic, I would love to see episodes 7,8, and 9, I think that episode 7 should come out in about 7 to 8 years. Next year Phantom Menace should be released in december in theaters again, George can kind of have a special edition again were he add a few digital scenes or something like that, then every year after that the next episode will be realeased, until finally in about 7 to 8 years episode 7 is released, it would be awesome, I think in order to get George to do this all of the hardcore fans need to petiton, we should have a fundraiser, if we could get 10 million hardcore fans to donate 25 dollars or even 50 dollars each we could be like here George the make the movie it would be unprecedented the first movie funded directly for the most part by the fans, how could he turn us down, if we want the movie so badly that we raise the money ourselves(come on Mark Hamill needs the work) Anyway I would easily give $50 dollars towards this goal, instead of just buying some stupid ps2 or xbox game, I want more Starwars, they are the best movies, anybody else agree.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:36 PM
fuck yes i agree but even though i will donate i know he is makin 3 more
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:40 PM
Except Drunk Lightsaber you forget the Death Star isn't completed until 20years later and as far as the emperor and Vader are concerned Yoda is dead, the battle between him and Vader exhausted so much force energy good and bad that it masks Yodas prescence and also explains the evil cave in Empire Strikes back. 20 years later nobody has heard a work from Yoda or any Jedis so they beleive him to be dead and even if he wasn't he is no threat to the empire anymore he is old and weakened, obviously if he was still strong he could go in the cargo hold of the xwing with look and help him fight vader. I respect your opinion though, but I really do belevie my ending would have spiced the movie up and made it the best one ever.(oops now Im starting to sound like Supershadow.)
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:47 PM
ok vader just cant fight yoda it screws up Original Trillogy continuity its awsome but wont fitvader exhausted alot of force energy by loosing limbs luke can sense him so anyone could sense yoda the fastest frog in the galaxy we needed just to see yoda go to dagobah and before the end see vader put the red crystal in his new lightsaber and just a little after that obi talkin to qui gons force ghost on tatooine that would actualy like fit in
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:50 PM
Yeah Im a tard, I meant Luke, not Look, man thats a really bad typo.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:57 PM
7 8 and 9 are gonna rule man kyle katarn goes in perfect so (this is not super shadow crap)its more against dark jedi and cloned palpatine those would work
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:02 PM
Ok drunklightsaber, I see Im not going to convince you, but it does not screw up the contiuity at all, at no time in the origial trilogy does Darth Vader refrence Yoda AT ALL,so this will not matter, in fact Obi-wan is about the last jedi in the galaxy Vader at least in his mind has not hunted down and destroyed. So my ending fits in perfectly. Also when Yoda flies off of Tantoine after dropping Obi-Wan off we know that some time has gone by. Padmes funeral, I mean week or even months could have gone boy, we can infer that Yoda trained with Obi-wan showing him how to communicate with Qui-gon this didn't just happen overnight, so Vader is no longer weekened, its not like he gets up from the Frankenstein chair and then fights Yoda, (time has gone by) Also Luke doesn't feel Yodas presence in fact he just thinks hes a crazy little hermit creature. I think it works.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:06 PM
actualy this is good but not for the movie it could be in an EU comic but not the movie it just like well it doesnt feel right but it would make an awsome comic
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:16 PM
Thanks, man I agree it is a little over the top but I was thinking about putting enough action into the ending to get alot more people to go see it so it could dethrown Titanic for box office sales it kill me that movie is still #1. Anyway it would be cool, but I know its never going to happen, I guess I would just love to see Vader and Yoda battle it out on the big screen, my 2 favorite characters of all time. I agree the sequel trilogy will be awesome, I think that what I read for the script on Supershadows website that the darkside is destroyed permanately in number nine would be really cool ending. I think that there should be a clone of Vader though not the emperor, I did not like that Darkhorse nonsense, bringing the emperor back destroys the whole purpose of Vaders sacrifice.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:22 PM
vader makes no real sacrafice hear bringin palps back was awsome they also need some yuuzan vong stuff but i like palpys return dude it was a cool twist we need luke in these to but i think mainly kyle but stillahhh maybe no vong stuff but somethin on korriban (the sith planet) or how the hanger on yavin 4 where they kept rebel x-wings was an old sith temple some more back history on darth plaeguis
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:24 AM
ESB is the fuckin best im 13 saw it at 5 and i was like HOLLY SHIT at the end o btw this is drunklightsaber
A lot of messages suddenly! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 7:11 AM
I don't know if Lucas really cares so much about money, I'd be pretty tired of starwars too if I was in his shoes, I would probably let the story end with episode 6. I hope he makes them though, as long as it will be like no one will expect.
As for the Clone war thing, I had read a lot about the starwars history before the prequels were released and I expected something totally different, instead of war it was more about the jedi battles again.
And for the Revenge of the Sith, I would have liked more of Anakin suddenly slaying jedi's. The death of Mace Windu for example was really good.
supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 7:36 AM
well im not going to pick on anyone for their opinions i personally think lucas wont make anymore, but thats just my opinion. As for supershadow, we really need to do something about him. i keep trying to send in comments to him like asking him if he is really a fraud( because i know he is)but he wont post an anwser on his site cause he knows it will exploit him. He always comes up with smart-elic answers for the fans, but he cant think of anything for mine cause im right and he is wrong. he also says the phantom menace made the most money. That is true, but thats only because millions fans went to the theaters to see it with high expectations and went home disapointed.
RE: supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 8:04 AM
Yes, it is absolutely true that because of the large commerce the movie made the most money, when Star Wars first came out, there weren't any obsessed fans and everything, to compare movies solely based on the money they made is absolutely retarded.
Supershadow has posted comments like that but always said stupid stuff like he is allknowing and never any argument at all.
He HAS answered comments of mine but he never even understood them, suddenly he is contradicting himself like he never even read my comment, he is only making retarded comments through your comments and when he gets a question he makes something up and acts like an allknowing guru.
He will never listen to reason and never change his dumb opinions.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 9:19 AM
Lucas cares about money, remember he has his own company Lucas Light and Magic he has responsibility not only to himself, but employess as well, do you really beleive rich people are ever satisfied with how much money they, the answer is no, bottom line is this is a capitalist society and if something is going to make a crap load of money then eventually it will happen, there will be episodes 7,8, and 9 and if Lucas doesn't make them his family will, we may have to wait a long time again, but they will be made eventually, I mean nobody thought there would ever be another Indiana Jones movie, but guess what that movie will began filming soon, so expect to see some more Starwars, someday......
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 9:56 AM
I personally think George Lucas is different than that, as an artist he would probably choose for the story to end with the death of the last sith.
Perhaps he comes up with a great new story in the Star Wars universe, but he wouldn't just milk his creation for money, I don't think he is like that and he probably wouldn't want people to think he is like that.
But maybe he comes up with a story he really feels will be worth filming, we will see.
Maybe something like jedi academy.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 10:38 AM
Chosen One, Drunklightsaber: Both your ROTS additions are really cool. Several months ago, I posted some info on the Star Wars Tv show that I got from my girl's entertainment division at her job. It got deleted from this page, along with weeks of comments. I will see what she can dig up regarding a sequel trilogy on Mon. ESB will always be the best Star Wars, and one of the best sequels of all time.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:25 AM
Hey Elway thanks for not trashing my ending, so is there any chance on getting the info on that tv show again, I mean Supershadow website is entertaining but not really informative.(entertaining in the fact that he is such an idiot) anyway I am a 28 year old male, I have three boys 7,4, and 2 and they love starwars, I have loved Starwars ever since it came out, I was born in 1976 and I went to the very first starwars when I was just a baby, can't say I remember that, but at least I was there, I remember watching Return of the Jedi in the theater, to this day it is still one of the best memories of a 7year old boy. I Love Starwars, I am not an obessesed fan who is into the collectiables, I love Starwars for the entertaiment and joy it brings, I love Starwars things, but I would never by a toy and keep it in the package just to make money, I would never trade all the countless hours of fun I had with my toys for some cash. I know alot about Starwars, and am probably the most knowlegable person in my area, but far and away I don't know as much as alot of people and I enjoy listening to what they have to say that is why this site is great, I can finally communuicate with fans who love Starwars, if you didn't you most likely wouldn't be here, any I would love to here more about the tv series. If you know anything let me know.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:32 AM
Man, there were months of comments deleted..
Can you believe there were like 3600 posts on this page alone? Of course the level of intelligence from those people like sloppy monkey was a bit low and I was just messing with their heads, but this page turned out quite good now!
Do try to get some information regarding further episodes, it would be cool if there will. As long as nobody who comes across this page believes SuperSuperSuper.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:36 AM
thanks elway i just hope no SW tv show its gonna bomb like the indiana jones one we need 7-9 but with like kyle katarn dark jedi and the cloned emporer
we need LEIA PORN lol or PADME PORN lol j/k but there are lots of plot holes supershadows a fucker his logic is i cant think metaphoricly so its a plot hole LOOK
SUPERSHADOW ESB STILL THE BEST YOUR MOM STILL A WHORE YOUR STORYS STILL FAKE (ive read fanfiction better than his shit) AND YOUR LIFE SUPERSHADOW STILL SUCKS sooooo thats all for now...
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:42 AM
Yeah, I really like the jedi academy game, it would be interesting if there would be a movie following a padawan there and maybe turning into a sith, hehehe.
I just love frying people with sith lightning.
Wacky message on a SW Forum; reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:06 PM
Huge Episode III News!!!!
Hello, This is George Lucas, creator and director of Star Wars. I want to clarify that I AM friends with Mickey Suttle and also admit a frequent reader of supershadow.com. Shame on all of you who do nothing more than criticize him out of jealousy. It's sad because you are the same people who almost drowned the Phantom Menace. Due to this ungratefulness, I am being forced to water-down the final movie. I would recommend immediately closing down any anti-supershadow petitions and deleting these negative posts. Also I'd finally like to add that Mickey WILL be inheriting the Star Warsd franchise after my passing. Thanks and all the best to you
GL
Wacky message on a SW Forum; reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:09 PM
He even had a GL avathar. It was Mickey's first visit, and the whole site laughed at him.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:13 PM
All hail drunklightsaber, great bash on Super Duper Dork, you had me lauging like crazy. Lets just barrage his website with emails we could call ourselves the dark jedi and we are out to destroy Super Dupers, deceiving cult, the founding members can be me, Chosen One, DrunkLightsaber, you in Elway and any one else who wants to get on board now. Lets e-mail him daily debunking him just remember to sign your handle and include you are a member of the dark jedi, it will be great to mess with him. Have no fear though to those fans who want an episode 7 there will be one someday I am sure of it, but it will be a long time from now.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:25 PM
Whoever posted that George Lucas comment, classic just classic, I mean if that isn't Supershadow, what a riot, that guy is hilarious, yeah George Lucas is emailing us, right... ha ha.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:45 PM
GEORGE LUCAS MY ASS lol
supershadow posted that hey suppershitter go find a dick to suck it obviously inspired your dumb shit storries lol as for the dark jedi thing this is the tag at the bottom of all email
-{Dark jedi}-
then your name undre it supercypholis h8s star wars he just wants publicity ohhh and btw phantom menace ruulz binx was cool soooooooo suck dick superduper your a shitty lier i am a real star wars fan ohh and the EU ruuuulz aswell but nooooottttttt superhomo crap we are now the dark jedi bent on destroying supershitters empire o' bullshit
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 1:19 PM
There are nude Leia pics on the web, on a celebrity nude site, which look real, and she was doing them as a joke or something.
SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 1:25 PM
Everyone,
SuperShadow is mentally retarded, seriously. Mickey Suttle, who lives in North Carolina, is a mentally retarded man. The end!!!!!
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 1:29 PM
There was some stuff on the Star Wars show I put here, if C.O.and D.L. did not see, here it is. My girlfriend works for a huge advertiising firm in NY. She knows people in the Ent. Division, and has personally dealt with celebs and Co. execs. 1)Casting has begun, and two people Lucas or his people were so impressed with, he considered using them for a new trilogy. Ben Skywalker/Anakin Solo? 2)HBO and Fox are the leading bidders. Fox has guaranteed commercial advertising percentage $ that almost equals HBO's offer. 3)The show will primarily be about side characters, such as Han & Chewie, Lando, Boba, Vader & the Emperor, and Obi-wan. The show will not focus on Luke, but will show him as a child. 4)The show will be in Chapters, not episodes. 5)There will supposedly be as many chapters as there will be Episodes of Star Wars movies per season.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 1:41 PM
Man! I want to see that show so bad.. When will it come to europe? We have a lot of sci-fi series running here, so it will probably be here. Wich network is going to show it?
Oh and if you come across the site you were talking about again be sure to post it here, you can post everything here except for the word *n-word*.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 2:07 PM
we need to start bombarding supercypholis with email i sent like ten flame emails to him already and 5 debunking his storry
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 2:42 PM
His E-mail adress is known but I heard that he sends virusses, he even attacks other sites.
I hope nothing will happen to you, or did you just send him a comment through his site?
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 2:47 PM
i made a second email and sent him loads of crap plus i and my friends can hack if i get pissed enough he wont have a site anymore lol come on bitch piss me off superslut gimme a reason HAA
Chosen One Co Founder reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:15 PM
Way to go D.L. I have sent hime 10 emails as well, Mickey Scuttles crimes against the StarWars community will not go unpunished. Mickey if your listening, this is your last chance admit to us on this website that you don't know shit about Starwars and can't handle a dissenting opinon that isn't your own.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:26 PM
he better admit it here and on his own site and we will spread word through the forums that the little bastard lost
ohhhh btw i found these forums (im now an admin on em no flaming please) there about makin a real lightsaber this is the link http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx go there its called the rejjin alliance register and i will aprove you ok also other than lightsabers they make halo tech and custom tech please go register here http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx and i will approve you
Chosen One Dark Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:27 PM
Thanks Elway, thats some great information I hope it ends up on HBO though because then there wouldn't be commercials, who knows though.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:38 PM
well elways a good poster now register here tto help make real lightsabers href="href="http://yourname.com/~you/">Link Text
.">Link here here register here .drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:40 PM
ooooops im not good at html code just go href="http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx">Link here
.Chosen One, Dark Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:44 PM
Hey D.L do you think Mickey is crying just knowing that there are people out there who know he is a lying piece of crap.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:46 PM
yes hey someone please register here
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx
its a forum for makin real lightsabers hey chosen one register there i will approve you im an admin register there under the name Chosen_one ok dude it will help pleeease register :.(
Chosen One, Dark Jedi Member reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:50 PM
By the way Mickey, I am so glad to hear that "mickey WILL be inheriting the StarWarsd franchise after my passing" the poor employess at Lucas Light and Magic won't even get a paycheck since George can't spell Starwars, come on we all make typos but thats just embarasing and I guarantee you George wouldn't post a message he hadn't proof read, but retarded Super Duper Dork, wouldn't proof read his own messages since he is so great, ha, debunked ya you loser. By the way DL not to sound stupid or something I just really don't know but what is a flame e-mail? I really don't know.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:54 PM
a flame email is a really insulting email
REGISTER HERE:
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx
Chosen One, Dark Jedi Member reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 6:03 PM
I would register on your site, but how am I to be sure your not just Mickey, saying your D.L and then I sign up for your site and my computer is hacked and destroyed, I will just have to be happy to post comments here. You can't be to careful, with us going against Mickey we have to be careful, he will stop at nothing to keep his delusions safe and from us exposing that he is a liar to the rest of the world.
SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 6:07 PM
To all of you unsuccesful loser in life, my name is not Mickey Suttle, I am the Great SS, Supershadow, you losers really need to get a life, I am to busy scoring, to really care about anything you guys have to say. I will be making episodes 7, 8, and 9. I will live Starwars while you pathetic fools will be living in your mamas basement. SS
RE: Chosen One, Dark Jedi Member reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 6:11 PM
ok i am drunklightsaber hfere is my email drunklightsaber@gmail.com not lying email me just register to this site dude heres the link
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=1149863
ohh and supershadow im 3 and ive gotten more action than you beeeotch
ok chosen one register here
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=1149863
I AM DRUNKLIGHTSABER
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 6:13 PM
ooooooooops wrong link here it is
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx
my email is drunklightsaber@gmail.com ok
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 8:13 PM
As a matter of fact, I sent SS another nasty message today... We should all calibrate a day and time, and everyone go there and make the server crash.
Chosen One, Destroyer of SuperDork reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 8:31 PM
Great Idea Elway lets do that, SS defeated by a rag tag band of Dark Jedi. If Supershadow really is emailing us here he is the one who needs to get a life but we already knew that and I really do think he is menatlly retarded, that was a good one, he is probably a 35 year old retarded guy living in his moms basement, yeah right as if George Lucas would give him the time of day. Drunklightsaber, I tried to go to that address I kept getting and error. Anyway does anybody else thank that it was a little to easy for Anakin to turn to the darkside, I think george should have made it a little more dramatic. Like after he helps kill mace, Sidious tells him to join him. Anakin is like "What have I done, no I will never join you" and then he draws his lightsaber on Sidious who shoots force lighting at him and blasts Anakins lightsaber out of his hands then he towers over Anakin as he is sitting there wimpering like a pathetic little boy, "only the darkside can make you powerful enough to save your precious Padme, fool you will learn your place" and then Anakin is like "yes my master I will do what you say just help me save her" This would have been much better at least we would have seen a little bit of struggle in Anakin and him not being a pathetic little bitch. Plus this would be perfect in showing that he did have some enternal conflict as Luke said he just wasn't able to overcome the emperor. Anyway what do you guys think?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 8:36 PM
Hey guys I just sent this message to SS.Com
"Hey Mickey the Dark Jedi are coming for you there will be no escape this time" I bet that Dork is wondering what the hell is going on and who these Dark Jedi are, he is probably getting really pissed off, this is great.
Chosen One Dark Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 9:12 PM
Ok so I was wondering does anyone else think that ROTS was crap when Darth Vader was like "wheres Padme, No I don't fucking beleive it, she was fine, Nooooo...., I mean wasn't that totally cheesy, I mean the movie was great, but could we have made Darth Vader seem like anymore of a puss, and I mean the whole Frankenstein bit, that why we need a new ending with a powerful Vader kicking Yodas ass and showing why he is the most bad ass force user in the galaxy, he did hunt down all of the remaining jedi, lets face it the dark side feeds off of evil. Anyway does anyone else think they should make a Spaceballs2 based on the prequel trilogy, it would be great.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 10:08 PM
Chosen One, you are so right! I was thinking a week or two ago that they should make another Spaceballs!! I, too, tried Drunklightsaber's link, to no avail. I would be HONORED to join this forum with you guys.
Episode VII,VIII,IX Petiton reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 10:23 PM
www.starwars789.com
If GL won't make VII,VIII,IX then we most FORCE him to make them. Please add your voice in the Sequel Trilogy petiton I already have. Thank You.
Cory Morr
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 10:25 PM
Chosen One: I know what you are saying, and I agree with you, of ROTS. It seems like Anakin's shift to the dark side is more due to his loyalty to Palpatine than anything else. Even in AOTC Palp. was chiding Anakin, stroking his ego. To Anakin, it looked like Palp. was the only one who actually had faith in him. I know Obi-wan's constant criticism would piss off even me! Even Padme came off what Anakin felt to be somewhat disrespectful. The descent was gradual. Lucas is making Anakin look like a victim, and he never really comes across as very 'evil'. This is something else that separates the classic trilogy and the prequels.
Chosen One Dark Jedi Member reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 10:57 PM
Corry Morr, I agree that Geroge should be forced to make more, I mean we the fans want it, even better than a petition is my idea I put on earlier, and that is a pledge sheet like I will put my money were my mouth is I will give George Lucas a $100 bucks to go in his account right now, and when the fans have raised enough money he should produce the films then everything he makes is pure profit you can't beat that deal. I mean if I Bill gates money shit I would give him a 100 million and just say make the damn movies, I love them that much there is no better two hour escape from life then going to see a Starwars movie. I have always thought of Empire Strikes back as my favorite and it is really great, but I do have to say Revenge of the Sith is very very good, probably the best I mean todays special effects are just awesome, if Lucas had used my ending the film would have easily beat Titanic, If only you guys could see my vision, whoops now Im starting to sound like Shadow, now thats a scary thought.
Chosen One Dark Jedi Master reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:05 PM
Aw, Elway you are so right, Anakin is portayed as a victim, and falls much to easily to the darkside, yes his decent was gradual, but his ego is what caused it, he wanted to be so powerful, but he was basically good at heart, that is why I think he should have turned on Sidious and then when he got beat down he realized that it was useless to resist the darkside, but in ROTJ he redeems himself because a fathers love for his is what causes him to act. Hey Elway I think you should join the dark jedi, from hence forward I will call you Darth Elway, the most feared sith in the galaxy, SS won't stand a chance with you on are side. I think its funny SS hasn't posted today I guess hes trying really hard to come up with some great material to put us down, I cant wait to see. By the way Darth Elway that was great info on the tv show, I know that it will not bomb, its Starwars, the Phantom Menace proved you can put any kind of crap out there and tag Starwars to it and it will still be cool.
Chosen One Dark Jedi Master reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:16 PM
Hey has anyone out there played Lego Starwars that game kicks serious ass, it is super fun even if your a grown up, me and my kids play it for hours, it is just really cool. I don't know why secret characters of Plo Kloon and Saese Tinn were not included, but other than that the game is freaking awesome, I hope they make another one following the orginal trilogy it would be Awesome.
Chosen One Dark Jedi Master reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:30 PM
Okay here is my Top Ten reasons, Phantom Menace could have been better
10. Anakin, the little boy was just to nice, I mean come on thats the baddest man in the galaxy and how did he go from being so sweet and turn into the cocky arrogant Padwan in episode II. I guess Obi Wan must have rubbed off on him.
9. Not enough Yoda and he looked funny to.
8. Not enough Mace Windu, maybe he could have had an argument with Qui-gon
7. The battle droids were cartonish, I mean they could have made them cooler, like terminator cool or something, come on. At least the battle droids and destroyers were cooler.
6. Pod Racing, come on Pod racing is cool, but did it have to be so long.
5. Jar Jar Binks, come on he is one of the worst characters ever, this is how we know supershadow is a fraud defending Jar Jar, it doesn't get more pathetic.
4. Obi Wan and Qui-gons character developement, come on they needed to have more of an on screen bound, the movie should have had more dialouge between them and we should have like wanted to cry when Qui-gon was cut down it just wasn't dramatic enough.
3. Midchlorites, I mean come on why did we have to bring up some stupid shit about little organisms that make up the force, it just ruined the whole thing about the force being a mystical energy, in fact I just try to ignore that crap.
2. Dialouge, the movie lacked in the script department, I mean we needed more lines between Quigon and Obiwan building that realationship, Darth Maul one of the coolest villians, needed alot more lines he was super cool and the three lines he had were very cool, I mean come on at the lightsaber duel at the end of the movie were is the dialouge? This could have greatly improved the movie
1. Last of all Jar Jar again, he should have been killed off in the begining eaten by one of those sea creatures, or shot by a battle droid.
Clip from fictional tabloid 'Carolina Chronicle' reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:17 AM
Carolina police found Mickey Suttle, known to the Star Wars internet community as Supershadow, was found dead in his bedroom sitting in front of his computer at his mother's house yesterday. Police on the scene report strange burns on several areas of his body. The weapon used is unknown at this time, as no evidence was on the scene linked to his death. The killers are still at large. However, neighbors might have a vague description of the possible killers. Eyewitnesses report seeing three young men fleeing the scene. The first man was believed to be drunk, and as he was running, or staggering from the scene, he was supposedly carrying a 'lightsaber', the famed Jedi weapon known in Star Wars. The second was a man wearing a bright orange Broncos John Elway jersey. The third was a figure wearing robes and covered in an odd shimmering light, as he was fleeing the scene. No other information is known of the suspects. George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, was often the subject of Mr. Suttle, or Supershadow's website. He was reached by the press to see if he had any comments on the murder. "Supershadow was one of the worst things to ever happen to Star Wars, with his blatant and obvious lies. The Star Wars community is now a better place. If I could, I'd give those guys a medal." Despite Mr. Lucas apparent approval, anyone with any information about the three suspects should contact local police right away. It is believed they are extremely dangerous and armed with the Force. J.E.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:22 AM
Thanks for the props Chosen One. I hope you and Drunkenlightsaber like my 'article'. As I said, I will join your Dark Jedi, if you wish, and would be honored. I have E-mailed D.L., and perhaps we can collaborate something together.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:30 AM
C.O. & D.L.: What do you guys think of ROTJ? I know what you think of TPM. The reason I don't like those ones more is because they are directly marketed for younger fans. This is the only reason for cuddly Ewoks and stupid Jar-Jar. The other movies are much more dramatic. This is one reason Qui-Gonn's death scene wasn't more powerful. It's a shame too, I really like Liam neeson and think he is a great actor. It is a shame he didn't last longer.
... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:35 AM
i have no more to say to people like u,
u people need help,a psychologist is recommended i have to go now cya
RE: ... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:40 AM
LMFAO TRU THAT man STAR WARS IS OVER JUST LIKE LUCUS SAID
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 2:31 AM
I was considering getting 'Lego Star Wars'. It did get excellent reviews, though I was a little skeptical buying it. Some said it was the best S.W. game, besides the 'Knights of the old Republic' series. Is it worth me picking up?
Chosen One, Dark Jedi Master reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 3:07 AM
Darth Elway, you rule, that was so great, that article left me crying, because I was lauging so hard, now that was classic humor, I bow before the might of the most powerful sith lord in the galaxy. I agree completely with you about Liam Neeson, he is a great actor and Quigon had alot of potential perhaps killing him off in the second movie would have been better, so that we would have been more shocked, if only he had survieved I think he could have been that father figure Anakin so desperately needed and that Obiwan never really could be, ObiWan was more like a father than a brother. Thats why Palpatine was able to influence Anakin so much. For sheer entertainment value Lego Starwars is a must buy, it is pretty entertaining, I can't speak for everybody but I very much enjoy playing it, and really want them to make one for the orginal trilogy. ROTJ, I think is much bether than the Phantom Menace, simply because it has everything the phantom menace doesn't, first of all the opening when they are at Jabas Palace is great, Luke defeating the Rancor is awesome, A giant space battle which was so very cool, and a climatic light saber duel at the end of the movie. ROTJ is one of my favorites, the Ewoks are kiddish, but I mean for the most part they are actually funny, and do provide comic releif, Jar Jar never really is able to pull this off, instead he makes you irritated, and also at one point in ROTJ the Ewoks are actually a little bit scary, we are like these guys are little savages, plus the Ewoks kick ass at the battle of Endor much more than the Gungans do against the Battle Droids, I think Phantom Menace had alot of potential, but it just need alot more, I actually really enjoyed Attack of the Clones, and think it is very good, Ewan Mcgregor does such a good job as ObiWan I almost beleive he is Alec Guiness when he was younger. Anyway you rule Darth Elway, I really enjoy getting your fresh perspective on things. As for the person who see we need a psychologist, well who doesn't really, but " who is more foolish the fool or the fool who follows him" people who are on this website criticizing other peoples opinion obviously have even less life than us posting are opinion so I am glad we can be here to make you feel better about your useless and pathetic lives, I have a good job, I just happen to have a love and passion for Starwars, I don't take lightsabers to the opeinging day viewings, but I do love Starwars and wish a new moive came out every three years, they are the best movies, I mean almost every movie that has come out this year has been garbage except Revenge of the Sith. Anyway long live the Dark Jedi, long live Darth Elway, and long live Drunklightsaber, we will vanquish, Supershadow. Down with his corrupt empire, once he is defeated we will inherit the Starwars franchise from Lucas, yeah right!
RE: SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 6:39 AM
"To all of you unsuccesful loser in life, my name is not Mickey Suttle, I am the Great SS, Supershadow, you losers really need to get a life, I am to busy scoring, to really care about anything you guys have to say. I will be making episodes 7, 8, and 9. I will live Starwars while you pathetic fools will be living in your mamas basement. SS"
SS is my bitch who posts on my order, last night I send him the link to this page and he came immediatly, oh and shadow, everybody knows your name is Mickey Suttle because your site is registered on his name, duhh moron..
BTW you live in starwars because you are mentally ill, duhh..
RE: ... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 6:55 AM
"i have no more to say to people like u,
u people need help,a psychologist is recommended i have to go now cya"
Yeah, I have nothing more to say to you too, whatever moron..
hahahahaha!!!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 6:57 AM
Beautiful article by the way, I have now taken a name after posting millions of messages.
And as for SS, he is officialy owned now.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 7:11 AM
ok darth vaders nooooooooooooo
noooooooooooooo
was an omage to louke at the end of ESB its one of george lucas's mirrors
RE: Chosen One Dark Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 7:30 AM
ok look drunklightsaber here its me vaders
nooooooooooo
nooooooooooooo
is an omage to lukes and given it some badass ending would suvk that gave charecter conection cause you can now imagine anakin in the suit ITS A CHARACTER TUE TOGETHER thats an important thing herecause listen to luke at the end of ESB
noooooooooooooo
noooooooooooooooo
ok
drunklightsaber
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 10:26 AM
Chosen One/Drunklightsaber: You guys are GREAT. I think we have started something really good here, as this page is probably better now than it has been in months. Chosen One: Did you too happen to E-mail D.L.? If so, I would like permission to get your E-mail from him, so I could send both of you those 'Leia pics'. If it is OK, maybe D.L. could forward it to me. D.L.: I will find those pics again, I'll get them and send them to you right away. "My search will not be in vain..." I'm not a S.W. collector freak or anything, but do either of you gus have a 'Force FX Lightsaber'? I advise all who ever wanted to pick up a lightsaber or be a Jedi to run, do not walk, to the nearest selling location to get one NOW! I have the blue one, as it is one of the coolest things I own.
Chosen One, reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 10:29 AM
Darth Crisis thats a super cool name. Drunklightsaber I see what your saying and I do picture Anakin in the suit thats the probelm, I am like how did this pussy ass bitch who got bested by ObiWan take down the rest of the Jedi. Why because of his hatred of the Jedi, I would have like to see Vader doing something powerful, so that we realize that even though he is in a mechanical suit he is more powerful than ever do to his hate for the Jedi. But thats just me. I always thought Darth Vader was a supposed to be a badass villian, I mean he just killed all the jedi children and then he is like noooooo, crying and shit come on. At the very least I think we can all agree on this there should have been a scene or in the new tv series have a scene with vader decapitating jar jar, now that would rule, Annie No..... mes your friend, aw.... I think the voice of Jar Jar is done by Mickey Suttle or something and that is why he is in love with Jar Jar. As anybody else noticed Mickey hasn't posted since we started uniting against him. Weird.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 10:34 AM
Darth Elway, how are you, I agree now that we have united agaist Starwars greatest enemy the dreaded Mickey Suttle, formerly known as SuperShadow, this site rules. I have an email address you can send me stuff to if you want. Monkeyboy13_324@hotmail.com, I just bought three of those lightsabers you aren't kidding they are very cool, I got one for each of my kids, I wish there was a purple one I couldn't find one though, have you seen any.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 10:49 AM
Ok so I think for spaceballs 2 of course we will have melbrooks as the wish and powerful yougurt, we can have mace windu played by chris rock, or dave chappele. As for Anakin Im not sure any ideas, and for Obiwan I think we should have Mark Hamil grow out a beard and play obiwan, I don't know if he can do comedy at all, but just thinking of that is hillarious,(plus come on Mark Hamil needs some work, to keep him fresh for episode 7.) A cameo of Rick Moranis mimicking the frankestein vader ending would be great. Will have a fairly good looking pretty boy playing Anakin and when he wakes up on the table as Rick Moranis as Darth Helmet, He can be like NOOOOOOOOO, I can't fucking beleive it, what happended to my pecker... I think it would be great.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 11:12 AM
Chosen One: I hope you reply as I have requested, just checking your address to see if I got it right. I got those pics for you, and I sent them to D.L. There is a Mace Windu Fx available at Master Replicas. They are running a Darth Vader contest now, I think there is still time to enter. You and D.L. should go there and enter. They have cool prizes, Fx Lightsabers, replicas lightsaber hilts, a Vader helmet replica... You guys should go enter while there is still time.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 11:15 AM
Your wish is Mel Brooks' command. Apparently, something is in the works for a Spaceballs sequel or TV series!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 11:56 AM
Hey Darth Elway you have the right e-mail address, so send them when you get a chance. Hey after you e-mailed me back about Spaceballs 2 I did an Internet search I found some info apparently in September 2004 he began writing a script, the release date said it could be as soon as a week before Revenge of the sith was released(that obvioulsly didn't happen) or as long as a year after Revenge of the Siths Release, he said he would probably play Yougurt again.
Chosen One filling in for Super Duper Dork reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:08 PM
Since Mickey is feeling under the weather, hey Darth Elway maybe that article you wrote came to frution. SS post for today goes like this.
Today Lucas talks about Mickey being a fraud, his lies to the little children of the world, Mickeys obsession with Gungan and Wookie porn, Why Empire Strikes Back is much Beter than the TPM, and rumors about the sequel trilogy.
Chosen One (Comments by GL on Mickey) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:28 PM
Dear Mr. Lucas why do you contiue to let the infamous Supershadow post his garbage he is ruining Starwars? "This is a great question, I guess I have always had a soft spot for the mentally challenged, I meen I paid homage to people with special disadvantages by putting Jar Jar in the movies. In fact I modeled the character after Mickey." Dear George I am 7 years old why would you let Mickey lie to us? "Im sorry, but I tried to put a stop to Mickey in the past but his delusions are to far gone, thats why he thinks we are friends I tried to help him get some counseling, but I was unsuccesful, Starwars just keeps me to busy to worry about one mentally retarded man, even if he is deceiving you poor little children." He Lucas, is it true that Mickey loves Jar Jar, and Wookie Porn? " I can't personally say and honestly, I don't want to know Mickey Suttle is a very sick indivdual and I wouldn't put anything past him, I have heard that rumor as well and form several sources, but that is all I can say, it does make me sick to know my art is being abused in such ways." Mr. Lucas do you really hate ESB and think TPM is better? "This is a tough question I love all my movies they are like children that is not really for me to say I leave that sort of things to the fans. I will say this though that the fans did let me know there displeasure of Jar Jar and so I practically eliminated his role in the next two movies and even used him as the one who helped Palpatine get his executive powers. I did this for the fans to prove Jar Jar was a stupid character. Mickeys defense of this character makes me sick." George is there really going to be episodes 7,8, and 9? "When asked this question I told the main stream media that Episode III would be the last one, but we all know I said that about VI as well. Right now I am taking a break because I am busy helping Spielberg with the Indiana Jones movie, I will be talking to Harrison during the filming of this though, and I am really excited about the tv show, but eventually someday maybe Ill make some more movies, but of course you know I love to keep you all in suspense. Keep screwing with Mickey since you guys have been bugging him, he has stopped bothering me as much, Thanks GL."
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:29 PM
D.L. & C.O.:"Chosen One, Drunklightsaber, this is an unexpected pleasure. I am honored by your presence."
George Lucas C.O. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:32 PM
The great GL never makes a mistake, I blame Chosen One for typing my message incorrectly the work was from, taterhead.
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:39 PM
Hey Supes, you're kinda a liar!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:42 PM
No it is I who is honored you are the legendary Sith Lord Darth Elway, me and drunklightsaber are just Dark Jedi, we hope to give the Sith back there rightful power, and elimate are greatest enemy Mickey Suttle, he is the greatest enemy of Starwars, you can never predict what the mentally challenged is will do especially when they think they are going to inherit the Starwars empire someday. I have revised Mickeys Greatest Sith Lords list, here is the changes to the top 5
1. Darth Elway
2. Darth Crisis
3. Darth Vader(come on he killed Sidious and he didn't have a kyber crystal)
4. Darth Sidious
5. Darth Plageius
All hail Darth Elway!!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:47 PM
The only girl Mickey ever scored with was his Mama... Man thats just sick and wrong, I would feel bad for writing that if it wasn't true.
Chosen One posting for Mickey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:57 PM
Dear Mickey, yes we know thats your name, please get some help, you are driving George crazy. "MY NAME IS NOT MICKEY IT IS SUPERSHADOW, I AM TIRED OF THIS CRAP, I AM THE GREATEST STARWARS FAN OF ALL TIME IF YOU DO NOT SHOW YOUR RESPECT THERE WILL BE NO SEQUEL TRILOGY, UNDERSTOOD." Supershadow, I use to beleive in you until I met a group called the Dark Jedi they exposed you for what you really are a fraud? "DARK JEDI, THEY ARE JUST A BAND OF LOSER WHO I WOULDN'T POST SO THEY DECIDED TO MAKE UP LIES ABOUT ME, IF THEY DON'T STOP I AM GOING TO TELL GEORGE AND HE WILL CANCEL THERE TV SHOW" You are such a loser I can't beleive I bought your crap? "I AM NOT A LOSER PEOPLE LOVE ME" I feel like a loser beleiving SS.com was real "YOU ARE A LOSER AND IT IS REAL YOU LOSER" I just want to thank the dark jedi for exposing you. "NOBODY HAS EXPOSED ME I AM THE GREAT SS. THE DARK JEDI ARE LOSERS, LOSERS, I TELL YOU, MOMMY..." This is Mickeys mom you guys are hurting his feelings, Mickey your grounded from your website for a week, now help me pull the weeds,"OK MOMMY, I WILL GET YOU, YOU LOSER DARK JEDI"
This was the last excerpt from Mickey it was supposed to get posted on SS.Com but his mom wouldn't let him do it, maybe we he gets back from being grounded we can here some more of his crap. The Chosen One.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 3:47 PM
Darth Crisis thats a super cool name. Drunklightsaber I see what your saying and I do picture Anakin in the suit thats the probelm, I am like how did this pussy ass bitch who got bested by ObiWan take down the rest of the Jedi. Why because of his hatred of the Jedi, I would have like to see Vader doing something powerful, so that we realize that even though he is in a mechanical suit he is more powerful than ever do to his hate for the Jedi. But thats just me. I always thought Darth Vader was a supposed to be a badass villian, I mean he just killed all the jedi children and then he is like noooooo, crying and shit come on. At the very least I think we can all agree on this there should have been a scene or in the new tv series have a scene with vader decapitating jar jar, now that would rule, Annie No..... mes your friend, aw.... I think the voice of Jar Jar is done by Mickey Suttle or something and that is why he is in love with Jar Jar. As anybody else noticed Mickey hasn't posted since we started uniting against him. Weird.
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ok dude vader is tragic not a bad ass if you know anything starwars is A SPACE OPERA not some shitty action movie and vaders hatred is expanded he also hates himself so he goes and murders people
like jedi cause it easis the pain star wars is a good story not a shitty action movie so the
noooooooooooo
noooooooooooooo
makes sence luke was a bad ass but he did the
noooooooooooo
noooooooooooooo
thing to it was just more cringe inducing vaders is more saddening
ok it fits now vader is trully conected to anakin he is not gonna have some mood swing k...
btw darth crisis is an awsome name
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 3:52 PM
ok i have replica lightsabers i have sidious, windu, vader, and good oll luke but that site link i posted is for makin real lightsabers so soon who needs replicas
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 4:37 PM
Ok Darklightsaber, I get what you are saying I guess you didn't understand what I was saying. If you liked the Noooooooo
Nooooooooooo
then thats cool, but for me it was a little corny and a little childish, I agree that to a degree Darth Vader should have been protrayed as a tragic character, but in reality he is more like Hitler or Stalin, not like Macbeth, or Hamlet, he is responsiable for the death of billions of people, the empire slaughters all who get in there way and who is the man behind this Vader, Sidious is the master by Vader is the one who implements the orders, in the ancient sith language Vader means Dreaded Tormentor, Vaders character is pure evil, he slaugthered children. Ok. He is a Villian, but by saving Luke at the end of Jedi Lucas who likes to play upon religous themes wanted to show us that even the most evil people can find redemption.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 5:00 PM
Hey did everyone know that Peter Mayhew, beter know as Chewie, in the contract he signed for ROTS also agreed to be in episodes 7,8, and 9 if they are made, so if they are made he is already signed on, in the same breath Geroge said he wasn't planning on 9 episodes, I guess he said it would be fun to come back when he was 80 and do another one, and the media pounced on this comment, he said he never intended to make more though. So who knows I think its just all hype to keep us away from the truth for all we know he is probably working for scripts for them as we speak, I think George loves to tell a story and the fact he has such a huge audience for this tale will bring him back, just like a great athlete he can't call it quits. Its his passion.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 6:25 PM
I will be feeling in for Mickey until he is feeling better, so if anyone has any Starwars questions please feel free to direct them to, Chosen One, Darth Elway, Drunklightsaber, and Darth Crisis if he wants to be on board. We each of our own unique knowledge of Starwars so if anyone out there wants to know something just ask. Darth Elway has connections on the inside since his girlfriend works in production, Drunklightsaber is leading the way in cutting edge technlogy he will be among the first to make real lightsabers, and he will always give you his opinion like it or not. Chosen One will I have alot of general knowledge and it is my pesonal mission to defraud Supershadow, Mickey Suttle. I don't know much about the elusive Darth Crisis, but I am sure we will learn more soon. All hail the Dark Jedi and the Sith Lords.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 10:03 AM
Chosen One, you are the man. I like your Lucas interview. Poor Mickey mouse! His Mommy is punishing him, he's not sick (just sick in the head).
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 10:42 AM
Great we are so lucky SS.Com posted again today finally, and not just Mickey good old Geroge Lucas as well. "I have a bad feeling about this" here is a quote from today posting with Mickey pretending to be GL. "Supershadow is Starwars" Wow this guy has got alot of balls, to say he is Starwars, I guess the next films are going to be filmed in North Carolina from Mickeys moms basement, sweet according to Mickey release the film will by in May of 2020, I guess thats the end of the discussion because his imaginery George confirmed the message, he said he would probably be dead buy that Mickey was making the movies. Theres the scoop. I guess we just have to accept that Mickey is in charge of Starwars. NOT!!!!Dark Jedi unite, flood his website again.
RE: Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 10:47 AM
Since Supershadow always lies to us and everyone else, we should start making lies about HIM. His address is easily accessible. We should find ways to ruin his life, and shut him down forever! Send him hate mail everyday, everyone!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 5:04 PM
Man its been really quiet on here lately anyone but me or Darth Elway out there....
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 5:07 PM
HEY EVERYONE I found some information, not sure how reliable, but it said that production for episode seven would began in 2014, thats would be awesome. Lets hope its true, and in the same place I saw that Lucas Arts did confirm a tv show was in the works, the future of starwars seems unlimited.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 7:45 PM
I believe there will be tremendous pressure on George Lucas to make the next trilogy. The movie industry is SO BAD in recent years, without Ep.2 & 3, you are talking something in the area of well over $500 million dollars in lost revenue! Star Wars is easily the most successful movie franchise, like it or not. Lucas has created something that can go on forever.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 9:44 PM
The Chosen One + Darth Elway + Drunklightsaber =Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the Galaxy... Beware Supershadow, your days are numbered. The hunt is on.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 9:51 PM
The Chosen One + Darth Elway + Drunklightsaber = Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the galaxy. Our mission: To rid the world of Supershadow, to forever end his ridiculous lies and deception. The hunt will soon begin...
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 12:40 AM
ShadowScourge that is awesome, yes we will rid the world of Mickey and his lies, he is our arch enemy, this will be our ulitmate test, he us the unlimited resources of lucas arts behind him, NOT, Mickey we will expose you whenever possiable your lies will not go unpunished we will let as many people as possiable know that Mickey Scuttle is just an obsessed Starwars fan who needs some attention, if Geroge Lucas loved you so much Mickey he would just let you post on the starwars website, duh, retard. ShadowScourge will be victorious "there will be no one to stop us this time"
Shadow who? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 12:57 AM
SuperShadow is a joke. I love Star Wars and dont need some dork makin stuff up about it. If he was really GL's right hand man, he'd be on the Star Wars website! DUH!
P.S. The music is the best part about Star Wars. Kudos to John Williams. Try to imagine Star Wars without music...yeah...just not the same.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:15 AM
You are so right. 'The Imperial March' is my favorite theme song...
'S.S. Beatdown' By Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 7:35 AM
'John Elway on vacation in the Carolina land, I love this beach, with my feet in the sand. As I walk on the shore, ever so subtle, who do I see? None other than Mickey Suttle. I can't believe this as anger fills my head. "Man, if he starts his B.S., this guy is dead." He said "I'm Supershadow, you can't withstand my might! I'm friends with George Lucas, you know that I'm right!" Consumed by rage now, I start to sweat. "Mickey I'm gonna beat you an inch from your death." I start hitting him, two lefts and a right. He want down fast, not much of a fight. Down is S.S., laying at my feet, as he tried in vain to pick up his teeth. "This was for the people, everyone, everywhere! If you continue your lies, I'll be back, so beware!" S.S. went crying to Mommy, how he was beat into submission. "Mickey, that's what you get for going out without permission!" (Written and produced by Darth Elway & Shadowscourge, 2005)
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 8:25 AM
Hey guys! Finally I got that asshole computer of mine to work. I think it is time to invite SS again, beautiful articles by the way, hehehe.
Darth Crisis to SS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 8:27 AM
Hey SuperShadow: Since you are so obsessed with scoring because you never got any, here is an explanation. You are everything a woman hates, you have arrogance, ignorence and a beer belly, you might want to do something about that, girls don't fall out of the sky.
And what IF a woman were dating you, what would she say if she found out about the little website of yours? You know, bashing off little Star Wars fans isn't really charming. I hope you listen to me so you can stop scoring with your hand.
Your friend Chris.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 9:35 AM
Welcome back Chris, Lord Darth Crisis. I am impressed by your Sith title. Even regular schmoes can think of better names than S.S... Darth Rage? PLEASE. Nebar Foxis? Ballerina Dress? The Chosen One+Darth Elway+Drunklightsabe+Darth Crisis=Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the galaxy. Supershadow's arch enemies and bringers of his doom...
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 10:44 AM
I hope SS will return soon, cuz last time his words were kind of no importance at all, saying we are people with loser lifes like he knows everybody.. HEY I KNOW!! Mickey thinks he is santa claus!!! HAHAHA, Mickey you are so stupid, why don't you jump? Just do it!
On Killermovies forum new information revealed that Mickey's father is Earl Suttle and a lawyer and Mickey is an ADHD patient. I kind of believe it because I have read similar information from other sources! Because Mickey is mentally ill he is probably hard to sue, definatly if he hides a disclaimer on his site again.. Let us hope that he will just get bored.
Because could YOU run a site like that for years? I as hell wouldn't be able to, the joke would get old very fast for me. Because of this we MUST conclude that Mickey is mental.
RE: Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 10:47 AM
Thanks for the compliment btw, too bad I have to leave again because tomorrow I will go on vacation, I hope SS comes here as soon as possible!
There will probably be much to read when I come back.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 12:04 PM
I loved all the comments, great poem Darth Elway, and I agree competely, Darth Crisis I agree Mickey has been doing that site for over ten years there must be something wrong with him. I just saw Mickey posted his IQ has being 427 million or something like that this guy is freakin retarded.
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 1:53 PM
HAHAHA! Yeah I saw that one too! And the sad thing is that he really believes it too!! Here in Holland there is a guy like that too, some guy claiming to know a millionaire and bringing out all kind of news. He was on television and all till the media found out everything was made up. Later he was arrested for threatening people and making fake bomb threats. These type of people are everywhere and say anything to get attention, I hope Mickey's behavior leads him to jail too!
GLs Nephew reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:00 PM
You guys are mean I am ten years old and GL is my great uncle, and I have actually met Michael Suttle, he is good friends with my Great Uncle, his ego gets out of control but he really does know alot about Starwars, what does living in North Carolina have to do with anything, anyway Michael went to school with my Uncle. Anyway you guys are just jelous.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:03 PM
What the hell!!!!!
Mickey is sending little starwars kids who get on his website here now, how pathetic.
Star Trek is the best not Starwars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:09 PM
I don't really care if they make episodes 7,8,9 we all know Star Trek is superior because Gene Rodenberry actually let us make more Startrek so are franchise lives on while your stupid one, gets a few movies every 20 years, live long and prosper jedi, you'll need to if you want to see any more movies. HAHaha
Wrath of Khan reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:12 PM
The best StarTrek movie ever is Wrath of Khan!!!! It blows Empire Strikes Back away.
RE: Star Trek is the best not Starwars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:25 PM
STAR TREK FANS ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT TREK IS WASHED UP AND STAR WARS IS 11OO GAZILLION TIMES BETTER THAN TREK EVER COULD BE! WRATH OF KHAN IS A GOOD MOVIE, BUT DON'T PUT IT NEXT TO EMPIRE OR ANY OTHER STAR WARS. GO TO A TREK PAGE THEN IF TREK IS SO GREAT! THIS IS FOR STAR WARS!
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:41 PM
I just wanted to comment about luke being able to sense Yoda, Yoda could have hid his presence in the fictional account above using a force technique to mask his power. Palpatine did the same thing to hide his true nature from the jedi council.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:47 PM
Crazy Trekkies, Star Trek may have been good a long time ago, but it sucks now face it, while Starswars gets better and better. ROTS proves that. I will take my trusty lightsaber over a phaser anyday, "dont be to proud of you technilogical terrors, there power is insignificant next to the power of the force" A trekkie is just one of the kids when your were little who was such a dork you wouldn't let him play starwars with you so he went off and invented his own stupid crap.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 6:01 PM
Correct me as I might be wrong, D.L. I thought Yoda went to Dagobah because there was so many life forms there, it would be virtually impossible for him to be detected there. Did anyone else hear this, too? Oh, and Star Trek BLOWS...
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 6:24 PM
startrek BLOWS FUCKIN MONKEY COCK SUCK MY DICK MOTHER FUCKER YOU BAG OF MENSTRALATION AND DOG SHIT STARTREK BITCH THEY PUT OUT NEW EPISODES EVERY HOUR BECAUSE THE EFFECTS INVOLVE A CARDBORD BOX BITCH ILL KILL YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
COME ON STARTREK HOMO ART CANT BE RUSHED BUT A TURD CAN IF YOU GET WHAT IM SAYYIN DONT PISSME OFF WITH THIS STARTREK CRAP...
smacks that startrek fucker
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 8:32 PM
Star Trek stinks in my opinion. I respect their passionate fans, but do not compare it to the best Sci-Fi EVER... Season after season of boring off-shoots. the Star Wars show will blow it away, just like movies. I'd like to see Vader Force choke Admiral (Captain?)Kirk. "You have failed me for the LAST TIME, Admiral..."
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 5:21 AM
Supershadow is Lucas's best bud...you idiot
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 5:28 AM
Read the site: www.supershadow.com and find out for yourself!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:36 AM
What the hell!!!! Stop promoting Mickeys website on here, you stupid fuck heads!!!!
darth beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:38 AM
Supershadow is so annoying he is now saying Lucas asid mace windo survived ep 3 and will be in ep 7-9
P.S can I be in your clan of Dark jedi
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:39 AM
Hey Drunklightsaber I want a real lightsaber how much are those things going to cost like a millon dollars or something, I guess not if you can build one yourself, good luck if you figure it out youll be a billionare, shit Im sure george will want to sign you on to lucas film or something.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:42 AM
I think Superannoying should be shut down there are countless star wars fans thinking all what he said is true and he is giving GL a bad name.
Trekkie vs Lucas fanatic reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:45 AM
Your starwars galaxy is just one of the many galaxies inside the Star Trek universe, Star Trek will live on long after StarWars, once George Lucas dies thats the end of Starwars, thats the end of your creative genius, and by the way episode 7,8, and 9 will not be made because Lucas will die before he ever gets the chance to make them hes old, and fat hes got 10 more years tops, and even if his kids or someone else gets the right to make them they will be crap without Geroge Lucas, while StarTrek will live on. May the force be with you, you guys are going to need it if Starwars is going to get made before George dies. By the way it doesn't take much of an IQ to cuss someone, out next time try forming a logical and coherrent argument, Tard Boy.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:48 AM
trekkies are wankers and should be shot(no offence) star wars not only rule star trek but rules the movie industry There are too many star treks are to be honest there crap
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:52 AM
Greetings Sith, Darth Beck, I would love for you to be a member of the Dark Jedi known as Shadowscourge, all who are willing are welcome to join, all you have to do is e-mail Supershadow daily and sign your Sith name along with stating you are a member of the dark jedi group known as Shadowscourge, I agree that Mace crap is really pissing me off, sure he might have possibly survived but unless he somehow got off the planet Im sure he was only executed later by Darh Sidous. Supershadow pisses me off i mean its not bad enough that he trys to pretend like he is friends with lucas but then he also pretends to be George Lucas, that is why we want to bother him as much as possiable and expose him. By the way just out of curosity Darth Beck is that male or female, like is that Beck for the singer, or Beck as short for Becky, just wondering. Welcome to Shadowscourge. Of course if there is no objections from the others.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 11:02 AM
Trekkie, I suggest you back off, before the Dark Jedi come after you, do you want us to take out the StarTrek franchise, it is only because of us Starwars fans that your crap even exists, because we occasionally check out your shows or go to your movies while were waiting for the next Starwars movie to come along. Starwars is the biggest commercial success in the world, bigger than football, soccer, miss universe, Star Trek, Starwars is the most popular form of entertainment on our planet. "It is useless to resist" Just give up your crap Trekkie you are obviously a closet Starwars fan or you wouldn't even be on this site, you probably stumbled on to ss.com he didn't post your comments and it broke your heart, you just want episodes 7,8,and 9 and because he is a liar you think that it was all a lie, never fear the movies will get made in time, George won't let down his millions of fans across the planet. "Give into your hatred" and join us help us take down Supershadow, Ill even give you a cool sith name how about Darth Trekkie. If not well then GET THE HELL OF THIS SITE!!!!! "pathetic fool only now in the end do you realize the power of the dark side"
re:Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 11:21 AM
The only place you will ever find Supershadow and his best buddy, George Lucas, is Supershadow.com. There is a reason for this, cause it's bull! Gee, I'm a Patriots fan, and Tom Brady. It's like me saying "Come to my website, I'm Tom Brady's best friend and his Agent. If it wasn't for me, Tom wouldn't be a 3-time SuperBowl winner & future Hall of Famer & millionaire. He doesn't do anything without my consultation. I'm the best thing to ever happen to the Patriots." S.S. is psychotic...
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 11:34 AM
Well, Chosen One, it appears that Shadowscourge is a smashing success. I see Trek really pisses you off. Once Supershadow is defeated, we will 'beam' ourselves onto the Enterprise, and execute the crew. Then we will sell that garbage for parts for a REAL craft. The Chosen One, Darth Elway, Darth Crisis, Drunklightsaber and Darth Beck (we WILL need a girl soon!) are the Dark Jedi known as Shadowscourge, the arch enemies of the heretic Supershadow. "With our combined strength, we will end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy."
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 3:14 PM
that is shit! fuck that bastard. he took that idea from a book and that author and publisher told me they are going to sue him for quite a sum of money. it serves him right
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 3:18 PM
that is shit! fuck that bastard. he took that idea from a book and that author and publisher told me they are going to sue him for quite a sum of money. it serves him right
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 3:27 PM
Hey Drunklightsaber I want a real lightsaber how much are those things going to cost like a millon dollars or something, I guess not if you can build one yourself, good luck if you figure it out youll be a billionare, shit Im sure george will want to sign you on to lucas film or something.
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no we are not sellin em these are made to cut through steel & if you kill yourself im responsible you gotta help design onee on the site to get one at all
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 4:48 PM
Hey Drunklightsaber, please give me the site again, I want to see what you are doing it sounds awesome. A lightsaber would be a very dangerous weapon in the wrong hands, lets hope Mickey never gets one, wait you should give him one he would probably accidently kill himself and then the world would finally be read of him. Yes!!!
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 8:30 PM
Hey Drunklightsaber, please give me the site again, I want to see what you are doing it sounds awesome. A lightsaber would be a very dangerous weapon in the wrong hands, lets hope Mickey never gets one, wait you should give him one he would probably accidently kill himself and then the world would finally be read of him. Yes!!!
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hey dude its
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx
but dude even if you register you cant see everything until i approve you ok so just wait ill aprove you
RE: Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 9:05 PM
Supershadow is not a fake! How long will it take for you guys to understand!!!!! He will carry on star wars for years to come!!!
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 9:29 PM
Supershadow is not a fake! How long will it take for you guys to understand!!!!! He will carry on star wars for years to come!!!
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he is a fuckin fake you non pubesent fuck the only hair on your boddy is the dick hair from your dad on your chin supercypholis is a retard btw i think you are him you friendless bastard
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 9:50 PM
PLEASE... Supershadow is the biggest ass. If you believe that crap, I got a bridge to sell you.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 9:54 PM
"Fantastic idea. Your submission will be forwarded to Lucas. SS.com is the best SW site on the net. I look so good, I can't stop scoring. SS rocks for all time." You ever see that guy?! He's a fat zitted out jughead, with obviously nothin' better to do. "WAAAHHH! Don't make fun of SS, you guys are mean!" Are you his little brother?
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 6:37 AM
Fuck you bastards
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 6:39 AM
i guess i should look into that supershadow guy more...he does kinda sound like a fake....i'll try too look into it more i guess.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 8:36 AM
For the record i'm a boy Beck is my last name. I already give supershadow flame messages. The best thing to do is give him hard star wars questions and he doesn't post them on his website. I would love to become a member of shadowscorge.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 11:57 AM
Welcome to the ranks Darth Beck, Hey Drunklightsaber I got onto your site and created a user name, but never got approved, guess maybe I wasn't doing something right Ill try again later tonight, okay anyone who beleives Supershadow is in with Lucas then answer me the following questions, why does he just not post on the "OFFICIAL" starwars website, and why can't he just admit who he his, and last of all if he was busy and involved in making Starwars movies he wouldn't have time to do his stupid website, he said he spends 5 hours a day reading e-mails I think if he was involved in Starwars he wouldn't have time for that.
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 2:08 PM
Welcome to the ranks Darth Beck, Hey Drunklightsaber I got onto your site and created a user name, but never got approved, guess maybe I wasn't doing something right Ill try again later tonight, okay anyone who beleives Supershadow is in with Lucas then answer me the following questions, why does he just not post on the "OFFICIAL" starwars website, and why can't he just admit who he his, and last of all if he was busy and involved in making Starwars movies he wouldn't have time to do his stupid website, he said he spends 5 hours a day reading e-mails I think if he was involved in Starwars he wouldn't have time for that.
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ok i approved you so get on and post no insults please ohhhhh and all you supershitter bitchs (and supershitter himself) suck your dadys cock
VII,VIII,IX in 15 or 20 years reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 6:59 PM
Lucas is just taking a long break from Star Wars. I wouldn't be surprised by the time he reaches 80 he begins to make Star Wars: Episode 7 and have someone else finish 8 and 9. There will be another trilogy. There has to be another trilogy for the Trilogy of Trilogies. Its going to take some time but I'm confindent Star Wars will continue after Lucas passes away and the years to come.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 12:08 AM
"Impressive most impressive, but you are not a jedi yet" Hey drunklightsaber, your sight is seriously great, anyone who has ever been intrested in possiably creating a lightsaber someday should really check it out, anyone who has seen the website info should log on and check it out, REALLY. The only problem I see with creating an actual lightsaber is that it would be very dangerous to control, Jedis use the force to help them wield a lightsaber, in the Starwars Universe the average joe would be very unprepared to fight with one. I imagine it is possiable, but would take countless hours of training. Anyway great site. Everyone check it out.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 12:13 AM
If Mickey was a member of Shadow Scourge his sith name would be Darth Scabies. HaHaHa He is such a bitch!!! He wouldn't get that nickname from scoring with chicks either, he gets the name because he scores with his mom and we all know she is a whore. See Mickey thinks Geroge is actually his father because his mom was a real skank and slept with a bunch of set workers who worked on the orginal Starwars, so she told him George was his father, ever since he has been obsessed with Lucas. What a fucking nut job.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 12:18 AM
DARTH ELWAY!!! Where are you. Tell me the story of Sloppy Monkey vs Supershadow 2. Why is Sloppy Monkey so legendary? Shadowscourge does need a female member, here is a call for any girl who wants to join and help take down the most twisted life form in the galaxy.
Chosen One(Imanginary posting of Supershadow) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 12:27 AM
Hey Shadow you rock(I know,SS is always rocking the ladies) did you know that without you starwars would not exist(you are right of course SS is Starwars) I beleive everything you say 100%(SS is the foremost knowlegeable starwars fan in the whole world so of course you would) Thanks. (SS gets millions of emails like this everday, but he can't post them all)
Chose One- Here is an example of Supeshadows posts, read them clearly he talks about himself 50% of the time the other half he steals a great idea some fan wrote in and acts like it is his own, don't beleive his crap, he doesn't know Lucas, and he doesn't know shit about Starwars. He is a stupid fuck nut.
Fuck Nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 4:14 AM
Supershadow is the foremost guru of StarWARS, Chosen One, you are nothing but a punk ass Biotch, go have some An@@ Sex with some sandpeople you homo. As for DrunkLightsaber, your lightsaber site is shit your worthless crock, your worse than SS, because your shit is beyond the realm of fantasy little pecker head, and Darth Crappy Ass Quarterback Who Would Have Never Won A Superbowl Without T.O., your Shadowscourge is more like ShadowTurds, by the way you can make that your new sith name compliments of Fuck Nut. As for Darth Beck, Flame on homo boy!!! and Darth Crisis thats the dumbest name I ever heard, Shadow Turds, How about Mickeys Nerds, you guys talk about him more than Starwars, maybe he is Starwars, blah blah blah, say what you want in return IM never coming back to this site so you can go to Hell!!!! By the way Episodes 7,8, and 9 have already been filmed and will be out when HEll FREEZES OVER, Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, by the way Phantom Menace is the best Starwars film of all time by far, I mean what character was ever better than Darth Maul a two bladed lightsaber outstanding, you guys are just so hung up on being 30 and over and dont' realize empire strikes backs time has come and gone, make way for the prequels they are better than the orginals, just like Fuck Nut is better than Shadowscourge, or Supershadow, I actually do know GL fools and he aint making no more movies he is tired of crazy fucks like you guys. The End.
Fuck Nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 4:19 AM
SHUT UP BITCHES!!! NO MORE STARWARS GOT IT. THERE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE ANYMORE STARWARS MOVIES PERIOD THE END, END OF STORY FOR ALL TIME.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 5:03 AM
As for Fuck nut, go fuck youself you anal loving dick head.
And as for Superwanker, boba fett survived the sarlac pit accident, Mace was one thing but now boba?????????????
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 5:04 AM
Soz i ment he said boba fett survived the sarlac pit thing.
your stupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 8:44 AM
Whoever thinks you can actually make a real lightsaber you must have a whale stuffed up your ass. Dont be a dumbass lightsabers are just made up, you'd be just as well off trying to invent a way to live forever. Its not going to happen so stop believing your inventing a fucking lightsaber
my god you people are stupid
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:45 AM
Okay first of all, Fuck Nut, you are an idiot, and that should just about covever it. Secondly the person who is going off on making a lightsaber obviously has an IQ so small that it is laughable. It is only a matter of time before a real lightsaber is made someday, in fact I am sure the goverment or someone somewhere has already secretly created one. Thats kinds of like saying that when Orson Wells wrote about the tv before it ever existed that it was stupid and will never be made. Science Fiction, often leads to the creation and exploration of real science do you know anything of particle accelerators, atoms, electrons, protons, nuclear physics, electomangnetic theroy, plasmation, there is more science around then you even know about so stop being an ignorant ass. Darth Beck it has been talked about Boba Fett escaping in the expanded Starwars Universe so Shadow didn't come up with this, basically George Lucas said he didn't know the character was going to be as popular as he became, so he let him escape in the expanded universe so more stories could be created about him and more money made, I guess I could see the same happening with Mace, but that is really up to Lucas. But for Superdork to actually think Mace is already scripted into the sequel triology, I am so tired of that guy.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:15 AM
Awwww! Soopershadoo's little babies are maaad, OOHHH! Fuck Nut, I hope you are right and never come back here! I don't get how people come here if they don't want a new trilogy! Sometime next week, I will have REAL info if there will be a new trilogy, so all you people can believe SS's Superlies if you want to, I will prove them all wrong! SHADOWSCOURGE FOREVER! And "I find your lack of faith disturbing." As for D.L.'s lightsaber, they actually have good concepts. He's got more intelligence in his dick than you got in your brain. And, as for your comments of John Elway, I hope you meant T.D. NOT T.O.! Look down the list at S.B. Champs, ALL of them had great backs! John won more games than ANY QB in history, and would have been in the Hall anyway. So, it shows me you know NOTHING about Star Wars AND Football! N-O-T-H-I-N-G! Darth Crisis is a COOL name too, better than any STUPID fictional characters SS passes off as REAL SW! You are probably jealous that you are not a member of Shadowscourge, as we are commited to bring down Supershadow! GET A LIFE JACKASS...
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:15 AM
stupid as fuck eyy
THIS COMES FROM THE FUCKER WITH HIS HEAD UP HIS MOMS ASS I HAVE IQ TESTED ABOVE MOST ADULTS YOUR JUST A PISS OFF FUCKNUTS LEMME EXPLAIN SCIENCE USUALY COMES FROM SOMETHING TOTTALY FICTIONAL OK chosen one thanks for stickin up for me OHHHHHH AND 7,8,AND 9 WILL BE MADE YOU DIRTY FUCK BUT NOTHIN LIKE SUPERSHITTERS BULLSHIT OK THEY WILL BE OF LUCAS,S CREATION hey chosen one get on those forums now
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:29 AM
Chosen One, D.L., why do people find it important to prove their ignorance and stupidity here? People living forever? You know, 100+ years ago, if you lived till 50, you were LUCKY, when you went to the hospital you RARELY came out alive! People now live into the 90's and almost or more than 100! Medical science has improved leaps and bounds, people won't live forever, but lives have been prolonged for YEARS! Fucknut is just MAD because D.L. is closer to his goal than others have dreaned of, Fucknut you cocksucker! PLEASE STOP SPEWING HATE HERE, UNLESS IT IS DIRECTED TO SUPERSHADOW! The Chosen One+Darth Elway+Drunklightsaber+Darth Crisis+Darth Beck=Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the galaxy, Supershadow's enemies for all eternity. "There will be no one to stop us this time!"
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:33 AM
Chosen one cheers for the boba fett news
Drunklightsaber and chosen one How? do u make a lightsaber i would love one
And another thing on empire strikes back when han is frozen in carbonite they take him to bobas ship why is it floating when their moving it??????
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:36 AM
ohhhh its ok he just might be pissed a 13 year old can cause industrial revolution and he cant even shit right cause of that hemroid
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:47 AM
Chosen one cheers for the boba fett news
Drunklightsaber and chosen one How? do u make a lightsaber i would love one
And another thing on empire strikes back when han is frozen in carbonite they take him to bobas ship why is it floating when their moving it??????
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go here http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx register and i will aprove you ok ohhh and the EU rules and to fucknuts sayin your cought up bein 30 im 13 still i think ESB was the best it hhad the better plot twist soooooo fuck off fuck nuts we are capable of makin lightsabers and ESB is the best
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:52 AM
Ok ive regestered as Darth Beck now what have you approved me?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:53 AM
HaHaHaHa, Great comments by all of the members of Shadowscourge if that tweaker comes back to this site I guess there will be plenty for him to read. Shadowscourge is strong that is why Mickey is sending his acoylytes over here he can't do his dirty work himself, because then he would have to logically argue an opinion and by reading his site we know he can't do that. Darth Beck I dont like the Boba Fett thing I was just trying to say Supershadow didn't come up with the idea it has been around for awhile, that Boba Fett survived the idea was first brought to life in a DarkHorse Comic, it is an intresting concept, but I am sure that as far as the StarWars movies go, BobaFett is dead he won't be in any sequels, if they do have a Mandalorian army however there will be an army of boba fetts and that would be pretty cool. The Mandalorian warriors were an ancient of very
powerful warriors, but I was under the impression that they were all but vanquished in a war with the jedi thousands of years ago. The armor worn by Jango and Boba were relics of a time long forgotten.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:57 AM
ok beck your approved hit refresh on the site
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 11:02 AM
As for Mace Windu coming back hell no, hes dead, lets bring back Darth Maul as well he was able to using the force fuse his body back together, grab hold of an outcropping and he has been in hiding through all 5 of the other movies. Fuck That!!! I wrote to Mickey about the Mace thing but it never got posted I was really suprised though because my idea sounded like something he would really love. Heres the story okay Mace was able to grab a hold of a passing speeder, he got to the nearest space port and decided to go into hiding, the sith lighting has disfigured him and also caused him to go a bit mad that if why he didn't try to go back and avenge the jedi, he like Yoda went into hiding, Mace choose to hide on Kamino with the cloners, he had them make clones of him, in Episode 7 of Mickeys World Mace returns to the Jedi Academy with his clone army of jedi warriors, the first Jedi Trooper, cloned after Mace Windu, these clones help Luke and the rest of the jedi fight the Mandalorian Army. Yes I know this idea is fucking stupid, I was sure Mickey would post it but he didn't, damn I thought it was right up his alley.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 11:11 AM
I've got to admit boba fett was amazing
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 11:17 AM
the EU wont even bring mace back but i liked the EU where maul came back but he robotic legs and went to tatooine to fight obi wan cause he had just missed him on geonosis and mustafar thatt was an awsome EU
Dath Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 11:20 AM
D.L how we going to make a 'saber
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 11:25 AM
i cant say that here but on the site we will discuss it i beleive were already in a discussion now
Fuck Nut Jedi Master reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 1:06 PM
Your Dark Jedi and Sith Garbage, you will never defeat Master Fuck Nut, the wisdom of Obiwan, the sure power of Anakin, the speed of Master Yoda, The Lightsaber skills of Mace Windu, and the luck of Luke. I am the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy quiver beneath my power, Mickey is but a pawn I control him and his website, I am the Shadow behind the scenes. ShadowScourge fall beneath the power of the new Jedi council, anyone who wants to battle these Sith join me and we will stop there drk ways. "Is the darkside strnger, mstr yoda" "No, no easier, more seductive, once you turn down the dark path consume u it will, as it did obiwans apprentice"
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 1:18 PM
Laughable, You are entertaining I will say that, I thought you were never coming back here, a jedi master and telling lies already you'll be turned the darkside before you know it. Hey D.Elway I was thinking about your comment about living forever, and that really isn't out of the realm of possiablity someday. Lets think we are actually starting cloning new body parts can be cloned for people and this will keep them alive even longer, even are brains could be transplanted into new bodies, science will to us to new areas, only time will tell, to think a lightsaber won't be made is just stupid.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 1:27 PM
i dont wanna live forever its horrible and unatural hey for anyone on the forums of mine im gonna make sigs for ya so post your name on aim and we can discuss your sig ok ohhhhh and the real order is the one on our forums were not stoping supershadow this one is actualty real we are the rejjin
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 3:12 PM
I hope there's a Episode's VII, VIII,and IX. I sure there will be sometime in the next eight years... I hope.
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 3:16 PM
I'm sure your right and it will either follow the Expanded Universe books or take place after The Unifying Force. Who knows? The real answer is no one knows for sure. We can only keep hoping!
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 5:08 PM
well...
hope this code works
HEY SUPERSHADOW
THIS LINKS FOR YOU
http://img370.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flamesig0hv.png
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 5:42 PM
So what kind of message did you create for Supershadow, I would check it out myself, but knowing you D.L. Id log on there and my computer would explode or something. Hey Darth Beck I meant to answer your question earlier, but in regards to Han in the Carbonite floating along, it is Repulsorlift techonlogy built into the carbonite chamber, the same technology that floats speeders and speeder bikes, hope that answers your question. Hey everyone I have been thinking about getting high speed internet I want to get Starwars Galaxies, anyone out there played it, if so let me know, I would like to hear anyones opinion on it.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 6:04 PM
So what kind of message did you create for Supershadow, I would check it out myself, but knowing you D.L. Id log on there and my computer would explode or something. Hey Darth Beck I meant to answer your question earlier, but in regards to Han in the Carbonite floating along, it is Repulsorlift techonlogy built into the carbonite chamber, the same technology that floats speeders and speeder bikes, hope that answers your question. Hey everyone I have been thinking about getting high speed internet I want to get Starwars Galaxies, anyone out there played it, if so let me know, I would like to hear anyones opinion on it.
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actualy its just a pic but im workin on a great virus to email him
hey do you want me to make a sig for you on the rejjin forums chosen one
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 6:37 PM
Yeah that would be great, Im not really very good at this chatting language yet however what is a sig? Did you get a chance to rank me yet, and by the way your only 13 huh? Thats awesome though you can definatley communicate very well, and Im am impressed with you site. I don't know alot about webpages but if I did I would design one for Shadowscourge so we would be official by the way D.L. this is for real Shadowscourge we want to expose SS and his lies, as long as he contiues to post crap I will talk about it here and we will give you the real story of Starwars to the best of our knowledge not just some imaginary b.s. made up by MICKEY MOUSE.
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 6:48 PM
ok a sig is a picture in your signature on a forum what do you want in your sig or do you just want a random sig
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 7:26 PM
I intrust the choice to you, I know you won't but just dont' give me something dorky, give me something worthy of the Chosen One.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 7:36 PM
ok i put your sig on it also apears under every post you make
Jar Jar, Boba Fett, Mace Windu in Episode 7,8,9. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:18 PM
Hello people did you read the last Paragraph in the Star Wars: Episode IX-Victory of the Force plot script of course Mace Windu will be in Sequel Trilogy but only as a Jedi ghost in Episode 9 Victory of the Force. Boba Fett survived the Sarlacc pit in Episode 6-Return of the Jedi but that scene was never shown therefore we must assume Boba will be an old mandalorian in the Sequel Trilogy, probably in Episode 8-The Republic in Crisis. As for Jar Jar he is the humor of Star Wars and might be an old gungan in the Sequels.
Fuck Nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:20 PM
Chosen One your an idiot, don't you know Supershadow is real and if anyone makes the sequels it will be he I choose to let do it. Mace Windu and Boba Fett will be in episode seven if I allow there to be one so deal with it. In fact....
The real titles of Episodes VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:26 PM
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-FUCK NUT I.
STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-FUCK NUT II.
STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-FUCK NUT III.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Star Wars: Episode I,II,III-Spaceballe II. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:29 PM
"I AM OBI-WAN'S BROTHERS OF ANAKIN'S WIFE'S COUSINS OF PADME'S FUCKER."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:39 PM
D.L. that sig you made me is awesome, I thank you many times for bestowing me such a great honor. Fuck Nut, you better shut the hell up or we are going to send out are assasin Dark Jedi D.L. he always gets his man, don't try to have a battle of words with him or he will unleash his words of fury, or just kill you with his real LIGHTSABER.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:26 PM
Guys... Did you see that? Now, this Fool Fucknut says he is the man behind Supershadow, and he gave him PERMISSION to make the sequels?! Didn't he say before there WON'T be more Star Wars?! I have an explanation for the stupidity... 1)He is Supershadow. 2)He says SS is real, so he could be one of his asshole fans. 3)He wants to be in Shadowscourge. Obviously nobody this stupid deserves to be a member, so he is angry with himself, for being so DUMB. 4)He's a fat zitted out jughead like SS with nothing better to do with his life! The Chosen One, Darth Elway, Drunklightsaber, Darth Crisis, and Darth Beck are Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the Galaxy. All enemies of Shadowscourge, including Supershadow will surely perish, victims of our unlimited power. "If you only knew THE POWER of the Dark Side..."
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 12:38 AM
chosen one thanks for the han info
fuck nut you SS loving bastard get off here and go to your lovely SS.com
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 12:48 AM
Drunklightsaber could you make me a shadowscourge sig on Rejjin
Fuck Nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 1:04 AM
SS.Com gets more hits a day then all other Starwars sites combined in fact Ive been there 50 times today and thks to you lsrs, who have bn there 20 times each we keep grwing in popularity. Fuck Nut, is Fucking Nuts for Starwars, yes I said they weren't going to be made, but I just meant unless me an Mickey allow thm to be. You see George listens to us and we have inside information that would make you cum your nuts. Like this little tid bit Lucas has already done some script writng and revising and has already signed a contract with Samuel he has signed on to do Episode 7. Yep that right Mace Windu lives on, bet you guys didn't know that, or you did if you read SS.Com the foremost in knowledge for Starwars, go there worship the sight daily and nightly all hail, Supershadow, all hail Fuck Nut. Supershadow+Fucknut=Episode 7 highest grossing movie of all time. Out biotches.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 1:21 AM
Fuck nut or should I say supershadow or should I say mike suttle we know its you dick head If someone really did beleive you then they wouldn't know you name is mike dum ass. And supershadow dose'nt get that many hits your making it up like you make everthing up. Have you ever been on the internet. The industry you work at has you name address and phone number
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 4:48 AM
Hey Im drunk, so now I know what its like to be D.L.thats right DArth Beck you tell taht stupid pecker head. Stupid Mickey I am wondering why he is so damn stupid. I am bummed I really wish another starwars movie was coming out in three years, I don't want them to end, I really don't I want to see my old friends back up on the big screen, Mark Hamill, Billy Dee, Harrison, and even Carrie Fisher, I would still tap that ass even though she is fat, I think Princess Leia was the first girl I had a crush on. Does anyone play starwars galaxies I would like to get a group of people together to play it, it seems really cool, but i dont' know. Did anyone see the sig D.L. created for me it was so awesome, that kid rules, even if he didn't like my yoda vs vader ending which would still be badd ass come on, it would be. We need more movies or a tv show.
Chosen ONe reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 4:54 AM
Hey has anybody seen the graphic novels of the expanded universe, I saw thsi one were vader hunted down this female jedi, it was super cool it was like 20 bucks so I didn't buy it buy it seemed super cool. Man Starwars is the best movies ever created I wish there never stopped making them, all eras they could make so many more and I would love them all, there is no movie even close, they are awesome.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 7:59 AM
What do you guys think about the star wars tv show and has anyone got any new star wars info
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 8:57 AM
I have posted the only info I was able to get of the show above. If i'm able to get more news of the show or new trilogy, I will post them, Shadowscourge will know first. Unlike the fool Supershadow, I got real contacts...
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 9:04 AM
Fucknut, I cannot understand why you continue to show how you are nothing more than an ignorant jackass. George Lucas doesn't even have an E-mail address, so why would he be ever so kind to interview for the internet? Don't you know that there are all kinds of false info on the net? The only excuse for you being so stupid is that you are really Supershadow, who is a deranged psycho, WHO IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN OBSESSED FAN!
S.S. Beatdown (revised) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 9:17 AM
John Elway on vacation, in the Carolina Land. "I love this beach, with my feet in the sand." As I walk on the shore, ever so subtle, who do I see? None other than Mickey Suttle. I can't believe this, as anger fills my head. "If he starts his BS this guy is dead." "I'm Supershadow, you can't withstand my might! I'm friends with George Lucas, you know that I'm right!" Consumed by rage now, I start to sweat. "Mickey I'm gonna beat you an inch from your death." I start hitting him, two lefts and a right, he went down fast, not much of a fight. HIS LITTLE FRIEND FUCKNUT ARRIVED TO JOIN THIS BOUT, BUT BEFORE HE KNEW IT, HE TOO WAS KNOCKED OUT. Down is SS, laying at my feet, as he tried in vain to pick up his teeth. "This was for the people, everyone, everywhere! If you continue your lies, I'll be back, so beware!" Mickey went crying to Mommy, how he was beat into submission. "Well that's what you get for going out without permission!" Written and produced by Shadowscourge
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 9:35 AM
(clap clap) I applaud that.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 9:52 AM
My version of Elways story(unless its copyright):
Darth Beck was on holiday in Australia on a warm beach when he saw mikey suttle laying face down sunbathing, so he drove his lightsaber right through mikes back :)
The End
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 9:53 AM
I think yours is better Darth Elway
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:21 AM
Darth Elway another stellar production, I see as always, that should make little Fucknut/Supershadow pissed off, Darth Beck yours was great as well. I can't beleie there is going to be a STarwars tv show, how awesome is that, I can't wait for that, of course it will get the hightest ratings ever and will probably be the most popular show ever. "Mickey Mickey he's so wrong, hey Mickey, hey Mickey, Mickey, Mickey hes so wrong Hey Mickey, Your lies are so stupid they really blow my mind, Hey Mickey, Hey Mickey.... As for Fuck Nut, Darth Elway I don't think he is Mickey I think he is some deluded fan of the Supershadow website though, he is just to f@@king stupid, and not crazy enough to be Mickey.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:28 AM
Chosen one I think fuck nut supershadow because he knew his name was mickey so if he knew his name was mikey then he would know he's a fake + on his little website I posted a link to this one + I think someone else did aswell ?
Although He could be a crazy ass mother fucking SS.com lover
Whoever he is he's gone and he a fucking spaz SS lover.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:31 AM
Yeah the Tv show will be amazing there will be 2. One cartoon/3d animation (don't know which one) and a real people one which takes place between ep3 and ep4
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:01 AM
OHHHHH IM PISSED AT FUCKNUTS HERE LET THE MOTHER FUCKIN FLAMINGF BEGIN:
FUCNUTS YOU BAG OF CYPHALIS INFESTED MENSTRAL BLOOD FROM YOUR MOM GO TO FUCKIN HELL AND BEYOND YOU SHIT EATING MALE DOG FUCKING SCREWED UP BASTARD WE ALL KNOW YOUR SUPPERSHITTER WHO IS A PHSYCO BEASTIALITY FREAK WHO KILLS DEER TAKES EM HOME AND FUCKS EM I WILL PEWRSONALY FUCK YOU UP LIGHTSABER IN HAND OR NOT YOU PUSSY NERD I'LL CRAM YOU INSIDE YOUR OWN POCKET PROTECKTER THEN SHOVE THAT UP YOUR FUCKIN LOOSE ASS
ohhhhh and to anyone who likes my sigs thanks there great arent they lol
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:19 AM
Fuck nut or superwanker,whichever one,is gone lets all give are selves a pat on the back superscourge yay
(Pat Pat)
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:25 AM
D.L. You are the Man!! know body can give a rant like D.L. Fucknut is Mickey? I guess I hope so or that means there are two really crazy psychos out there. D.L. How do you get a password to check out some of the other sites, do you have to be a master, how do you become a master.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:29 AM
ok for now its only a 5 master council and will become a 13 master council when we get bigger ask spectra for more details
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:31 AM
Master D.L how do I become a master
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:36 AM
well you would first have to acheive the rank of gaurd and wait for a master to die or resign then the council chooses out of all the gaurds who is to take the former masters place
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:44 AM
Master D.L how do I recieve the rank gaurd
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:48 AM
by doin something worthy of acheiving it but you cant just go from apprentice to gaurd you must advance through the ranks
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:52 AM
1.who is my master ?
2.is there a list of the ranks and how to get up ?
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 12:01 PM
1.cg123 is your master
2.there is a list
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 12:02 PM
Can I see it
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 1:24 PM
go to the site its in the rejjin board
Fuck Nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 2:42 PM
Drunklightsaber, get a grip on reality there boy, you getting drunk off of grandmas cough syrp again. Such a nasty mouth for 1 so yng.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 2:51 PM
Drunklightsaber, get a grip on reality there boy, you getting drunk off of grandmas cough syrp again. Such a nasty mouth for 1 so yng.
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ok at leadt im not the idiot who named myself fuck nut
Darth Vader's lightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 4:31 PM
Is it just me or is Darth Vader's lightsaber in the Star Wars Trilogy pink instead of red?
AWWWWW!!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 4:34 PM
You guys should have seen Supershadow and John Elway with in the hallway. They expressed their true feelings for me. So laugh it up fuzzballs!!!
hahahahahahahahah.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 5:01 PM
hahah ok he is the dumbest fuck here lol
Fuck Nut the fearless reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 7:01 PM
I just watched the TPM again, it is by far and away the best Starwars movie of all time.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 7:13 PM
and i fucked your mom again and it was the best sex i ever had btw thats how you were born
The deal with 7,8,and9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 7:22 PM
Lucas has said in an interview that he has written the scripts for 7,8,and 9 but he isn't going to make them. Perhaps if someone would feed his greed then he might let go of the scripts
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 7:24 PM
Lucas has said in an interview that he has written the scripts for 7,8,and 9 but he isn't going to make them. Perhaps if someone would feed his greed then he might let go of the scripts
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dude after RoTJ he said he wasnt makin anymore but looky 3 more movies = PT we will probably get an ST
Shadowscourge vs. The Pathetic Heretics reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:06 PM
A spacecruiser lands where two highways merge, from it's ramps walks 5 men called Shadowscourge. For Supershadow and Fucknut they have again crossed the line, but they wouldn't hear it, they're gonna pay this time. At a Carolina McDonald's the night hot and balmy, the two ate Happy Meals with Supershadow's Mommy. Five Dark Jedi strode into the place, the look of fear painted on Supershadow's face. Fucknut couldn't believe what he was seeing, before he knew it, in his pants he was peeing. Darth Elway says "We told you and you wouldn't listen. We're here to kill you and this is our mission." Five Lightsabers ignite, my what a bright glow! Drunklightsaber says "I have the first death blow." One saber swing, Fucknut's head is on the floor, who will clean this, man what a chore. "S.S. you're next!" Chosen One says with a wide grin, "The time has come for Shadowscourge to win." Darth Beck plunges his saber into Supershadow's chest, sending him to a premature death. Lords Beck and Crisis can't believe it's over, as they look over Darth Elway's shoulder. It's Supershadow's Mom, with big ass and tits, Chosen One says "Man, that one I wanna hit." She left with us, on to Shadowscourge's place, and there we will take turns cumming on her face.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:14 PM
Man, I'm sooo GOOD... I should be getting paid for this. THIS IS ART...
Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 12:02 AM
This was not over, the night was still dark, as Shadowscourge left for Fucknut's trailer in the park. The five Dark Jedi had knocked on the door, and who else answered, Fucknut's Mom Superwhore. Darth Elway said "Now that the job is done, get ready Ms. Fucknut, it's time for some fun!" The orgy was wild, we fucked her over and over, before Drunklightsaber said "Now get ready, bendover!" Hemmoroids forever, that's what she has gotten, Chosen One said "Man, her pussy smells rotten!" We took Fucknut's stuff as we started to mooch, Darth Elway said "Superwhore, you better go douche." Now she was clean and ready for more action, but most of us had already got satisfaction. We were almost ready to start our leavin', as Darth Crisis and Darth Beck covered her with more semen.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 6:01 AM
You should get those published. A work of art
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 10:58 AM
star wars es para mi la mejor triologia de todas sin dudas os recomiendo que quien no las haya visto que se anime. al menos una os gustara
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 11:04 AM
In english please
The Sad Demise of the Pathetic Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 11:45 AM
Lets see, Fuck Nut is back, and who does he target, why first he says FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHERLESS SONS OF BITCHES, IF FUCKED ALL YOU MAMAS LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!! Except for Drunklightsaber he was to busy with her himself. If people want the real news on Starwars don't come here go to Supershadow.com were the great Supershadow will tell you all the latest in Starwars news, that Supershadow.com, go there, experience the difference, bask in the glory all hail Geroge Lucas and Supershadow for making the best prequels ever. HaHaHaHa. "All to easy, perhaps you are not as powerful as the emperor thought"
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 11:59 AM
Supershadow is fuckin fake you dumbass
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 12:02 PM
lmfao you wanker supershadow is more fake than santa clause
runklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 4:08 PM
OHHHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK NUT IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH YOUR MOMS USED TAMPON WHILE YOU TRY TO EAT IT FUCKER BTW YOUR MOM WAS WONDERFUL IN BED BUT WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT...
YOU I SAID TO YOUR MOM GET AN ABORTION BUT NOOOOOOOOOO I SAID SELL THAT LITTLE FUCKER ON THE BLACKMARKET BUT NOOOOOO WHAT A BITCH
I SHOULDA TAKEN YO MOMMA HIT AND QUIT IT GO FUCKIN DIE FUCK NUT I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND I WILL FUCKIN TAKE YOU OUT...
ohhhhhh and elway and who ever wrote those great stories get em published
Go away Fucknut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 5:44 PM
Fucknut, you obviously have absolutely no pride, after I wrote a story of us gaping your Mom wide. You're not wanted here you great big fool, later on you can find your Mom licking my tool. Shut up about Supershadow no one will care, tell your Mom to get ready, soon my cum she will wear. Nobody cares what you have to say, everyone here knows that really you are gay. Supershadow is stupid this much is right, I love your Mom's snatch, ever so tight. Give it up Fucknut, against Shadowscourge you can't win. I can do this forever, if you continue it's a sin. Fucknut go away no-one wants you here. Later when we're done with your Mom we'll go grab some Beer. My ryhmes are awesome, gimme props cause there due. I'm better than Snoop Dogg, this much it is true.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 5:46 PM
Fucknut will put me in buisness one day. All work is property of Darth Elway and Shadowscourge, 2005
I WANT VII,VIII,IX!!!!!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:15 PM
I'm sorry!!!!!! but I can not accept the fact that there will be no STAR WARS: EPISODE VII,VIII,IX. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so angry!!!!! I Just want to hit somebody! I wish I can just slap Lucas in the face and say thats for not making EPISODES VII,VIII,IX or X,XI,XII. I'm so angry and angry!!!! Ok I'm cool. I know I'm better then this.
My anger reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:23 PM
With this new powerful and destructive anger that I have I want to use it to unleash an unstopable and even more evil Sith army to destroy all man kind. I want to utilize this anger and use it to destroy the Jedi knights in the New Republic under the Jedi order of Luke Skywalker. What the hell am I saying??? Wait? Hey maybe I can help make Episodes VII,VIII,IX. hmmm not bad.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:27 PM
Man this site is great endless hours of entertainment, between elways poems and D.L.s rants I can't keep from laughing so hard, that stupid Fuck Nut is getting his ass kicked all over the place I could go on about how Mickey never graduated farther than the eight grade, how he was abandoned by his mom when he was 5 because he was so annoying or about how Lucas thinks Mickey is the worst things to ever happen to Starwars, but these things cant compare to my friends lovely rhymes. Damn this guy has some rap skills, you can hold your own with Eminem. I love your work I really do. Why dont' you send Supershadow one, but tone it down just a bit and see if you can get it posted, anyway let us know what you write here. And that stupid fuck hasn't posted since Saturday so I dont' think he and fuck nut are the same, I think fuck nut is some guy who randomly left a message and since someone hurt his feeling or something he has gone crazy on us, I dont' really know if I want him to go away though because the rants and raps are to great. Fuck Nut you are doing us a favor by staying here and keeping us entertained, thanks you stupid little bastard, belevie Supershadow if you want but Shadowscourge will keep exposing his lies until the whole world knows, his shit is a fuckin joke.
Santa Claus reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:28 PM
Actually he is real cause I left cookies out last Christmas and they were gone on Christmas morning and my mom was dead asleep the whole night.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:39 PM
Ok I really love our group, me of course the Chosen One, I kind of feel like I am the link that brought us togeher, than you have Darth Elway, who has inside contacts, mad raps and rhymes, and came up with our great name Shadowscourge. You have D.L. are eccentric young lightsaber inventing, ranting maniac, don't get in his way. Then theres Darth Beck, the ever curious and always creative warrior. And Darth Crisis, who lurks in the shadows to speak every once in awhile, and the retarded FuckNut whos futile fight against Shadowscoruge is mildly amusing.
Whats my point this group is awesome and Im proud to be a member, and no Fucknut your not a member, but every group needs a Mortal enemy ares is Mickey Scuttle and you are his padawan learner, you stupid bitch. Anyway good work team.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:42 PM
Dude is right Santas more real than Supershadow will ever be that is for sure.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:47 PM
Okay team question, does anyone know how to design web pages would it be possiable for us to some how make our own website like shadowscourge.com or soemthing and instead of like stupid supershadow.com we could have an open forum on Starwars and talk about any starwars topic whenever we want and here anyones opinion that would be so awesome. I know the Rejin alliance has its own home page it would be so cool if we could somehow do that? Anyone know how? By the way D.L. You should make Darth Elway a sig a skeleton with a flaming Denver Broncos helmet that would be awesome.
Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:53 PM
A sex party in a trailer, that was Fucknut's place. We were bangin' his Mom hard, she was red in the face. The door swung open and it was his Father, we didn't care, didn't stop so why should we bother? He staggered into the trailer as usual, drunk. He looked like a bum. Man, he really stunk! He said angrily "Get off my wife or you'll pay! Darth Elway said "We did... for the day!" Surrounded by Dark Jedi each with a lightsaber. His life was almost over, there will be no lifesaver. Chosen One with a slash and it was already done. Darth Crisis said "Superwhore, time to deposit more cum." The orgy continued all through the night. by the time it was over, we had blue balls alright! For Shadowscourge, the last two days were too funny. Drunklightsaber said "We better go get more money!" As we left the trailer which Fucknut called his home, we saw Fucknut's sister her name was Joan. "Am I next?" she said willingly, this we could not believe, as Darth Beck said "Now our dicks you will receive." D.E.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 8:06 PM
Damn Fuck Nut what you got to say to those rhymes, man you aint got know chance with elways raps and rhymes you aint got no chance in hell so why don't you go back to SS.Com were the lies and bullshit will keep you safe and warm.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 8:14 PM
Hey Fuck Nut I would like to apologize for Elways rhymes sometimes he gets out of contol, but ya know ya pissed us off, I mean Im sorry because Im sure you actually do live in a trailer park and your mom actually is a whore and that you are e-mailing us on you goodwill issue commodre 64 so sorry for picking on you because if I had your life I would end it all.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 8:17 PM
Mickey Scuttle + FuckNut= ONE RELLY LOVELY COUPLE, WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK EACH OTHER FLAMERS.
Darth Elway of Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 8:28 PM
CHOSEN ONE!! Where are your MANNERS. Damn. How dare you refer to Fucknut's Mom as a whore! Didn't you see? Superwhore. SUPERWHORE! Come on! Stay tuned for Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore 3. Everyone who hasn't seen 1 & 2 check them out above. And C.O. remember, it's Superwhore, OK?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 9:21 PM
My humble apologies Darth Elway, and sorry Fuck Nut for refering to you mom as a whore, she is a SUPERWHORE, SUPERWHORE,SUPERWHORE,SUPERWHORE,SUPERWHORE,SUPEREWHORE, infinity, no say backs. I hope that makes up for it D.E. Superwhore bitch, and your sister is a Superslut. Superslut and Fucknut=there son SuperSlutNutFucker.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 9:46 PM
That's OK Chosen One, that more than makes up for it. I don't get how he could POSSIBLY come back after all that, and if he does, I'LL HAVE MORE...
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 9:52 PM
The Chosen One+Darth Elway+Drunklightsaber+Darth Crisis+Darth Beck= Shadowscourge, the most feared and powerful Dark Jedi in the Galaxy. We are Supershadow's nemesis and that of his followers. No one will stand in our way. All opposition will be crushed by our combined might. We won't be stopped by anyone's feeble efforts...
What happens if Lucas Dies? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 9:58 PM
George owns the rights to Ep 7,8,9 and if he desides not to make them and dies in say 10 years. Would it be possible for his kids to sell the rights?
With time Ep.7,8,9 will be made by Lucas or somone else. Too much money is involved not to.
Mr. Greedy
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 10:06 PM
The kids would probably sell the rights to the highest bidder. There will also be disclaimers in a contract probably, something like this: That whoever continues the movies, it MUST read in the start of the end credits, "Based on the original vision of George Lucas", and "Special Thanks to George Lucas." The original intro must never change. And, if the franchise is re-sold, it must be with approval of the Lucas family (more money!) Or, if you believe SUPERSHADOW'S BULL, he will make the new trilogy himself, so there will be no problems... ... YEAH, RIGHT!!!
SuperFuckNut post from the Fantasy Land Chronicles reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:05 AM
"When gone I am last of the jedi you will be" those are the last words Supershadow spoke to me. I will fight for this cause with all of my might Shadowscourge can't deny me my right. Chosen One sits and ponders all day long, to bad he so frustrated becasue my momma made fun of his schlong. Drunklightsaber the stupid little boy, shot a plasma blde right through his head, so young so, so stupid so dead. Darth Crisis, who really gives a fuck, the guy rarely speaks and is overrated you stupid fucks. Darth Beck now there is a wonderful thing a full fledged flamer part of your team, he fuck and suck untill ya all are pleased, his your sex slave, bitch get down on your knees. And then theres the biggest loser of them all Darth Elway, a stupid quarterback don't give him the ball, without his trusty running back by his side he wouldn't stand tall. His raps and his rhymes as cute as they are, suck a big fat cock and won't be published at all. Shadowscourge such a good name because all that you bring is heartache and pain. Supershadow.com brings joy to us all, as George and Mickey promise us all, a future so bright it will never end, with SS in charge Starwars has only began. If FuckNut should fall this won't be the end "I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imangine" If it isn't me your battling with it will just be another lord of the sith. You darkside user turn on each other, like all villians do. While the jedi stand strong true and true. If I should fall I know that another SS.Comer will come to the call, see there are thousands of us and only five of you so shut your mouth and get YOUR DICKS OUT OF MY MOM AND SISTER YOU HORSE ROTTING PILES OF INTESTINAL FORTITUDE,COCKSLURPING CUM EATING STARWARS HATING PILES OF PUKE. SS.Com rules forever.........
Wow you blokes are crazy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:11 AM
Whatever drugs you mates are on give me some, Starwars is rockin and I hope they make more, Signed The wonder from down under.
SuperFuckNut Revenge of the Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:16 AM
Hey Wonder from Down Under, were not crazy we are at war Supershadow.com vs the heretics ShadowScourge, the most vile pathetic pukes in the galaxy who refuse to see the beautiful light and would rather bask in the darkness. If you want to learn the truth about Starwars and talk to the creators right hand man, go to Supershadow.com and become a true beleiver, then come back here and help me fight the war to end all wars the Starwas Universe hangs in the balance my master SuperShadow is under attack and we need all users of the lightside to unite.
Okay? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:21 AM
Okay mate I'll check out your website, I good luck in you battle or whatever, gday mate. (cucko)
FuckNuts Revenge (Fantasy Land Chronicles) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:37 AM
A hand shoots fourth from a dirt ridden mound, lightsaber ignites from under the ground, cutting and clawing his way from the ground, Fucknut is uncovered from his burial mound. The end is not yet revenge I will have Shadowscourge will suffer to the very last one, I have come back to make them pay for what they did to my daddy that day. I walk in upon my sister screaming in pain, a teenage boy trying to fuck in vain. Youll never please her with your little dick as he turned around I cut of his neck, blood squirting everywhere covering all in sight, I wipe it from my face looking for the next fight, a flamer with lightsaber in tow tries to slash, but I tell him hell know I kick in his face with all of my might busting his teeth with quite a blusteering might. He screems and twitches on the floor wimpering for his mom, but he will see her no more. Darth Crisis throw the window he jumps running like the coward he is. Before he can get far out of the shadows emerge Supershadow, Fuck Nut here I am to save you my son, I always care for those who beleive in my truth, slicing Darth Crisis head clean off he laughs and laughs. Now two Dark jedi only left remain, a gimpy old quaterback and old man in robes remain. Mickey and FuckNut standing strong ignite lightsabers in unison, Dark Jedi we spare you your lives, all you have to do is admit that you like little boys. SS is the best you all know that ask him forgivness and we might let you live. Chosen One screams and goes for the attack, but any real strength fail when he knocks out his back the old man falls on the ground and I kick him in the stomach and shove the lightsaber right in his ass, it isn't a pretty site as he screams and pleads for his life, but I tell him to go to hell, and cut of his pecker, he lies and bleeds screaming some more while Darth Elway is locked in combat with Supershadow near the door. I finish off Chosen one as he lays in a pile of puke and then I stab Elway right in the back 49ers win 55 to 10 take that you stupid punk, I say, Californias were its at and Im here to stay, rip on the state all that you want but your precious idol Geroge Lucas resides there if he wants, so you stupid little turds you cult is dead I killed each and everyone of you and now you are dead, unfortunately you all are dead and so you never see Episode 7 made by SS and me. By bitches.
Fuck Nut Parties reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:57 AM
Im going to party like its 1999, 2009 whatever, Shadowscourge defeated now what will I do focus my attention on Episode 7 thats what Ill do me and Mickey will make a tribute for you we will make a dark jedi named Shadowscourge and he will be dick fucked by wookies. And then after that he will have to suck off Ewoks, and then after that Jawas will lick his ass, and after that, ugnauts will lick his testicles, and last but not least jar jar will spit on his face and say TPM is the best ever. And just so you idiots finally understand Mickey is just a fake alias made up by Supershadow to through people off the track of who he really is, but he thinks its funny you call him that so he is fine with it, Mickey, Supershadow, whatever you call him he is the greatest StarWars fan of all time and you guys are jealous beyond beleif tell me why TPM is not the best don't just rip on me, and tell me why is SS.com fake give me the proof, concrete proof were is it at how can I access it, let me know, but for now people if you want the truth SS.com is where its at. I am not weak bring it on, battle I will if I must but if you really want to settle this then give me your proof thats all I ask, and as for my stories, hey alls fair, dont' be sore losers just because my stories are just as good. I give you your do, but not it is my turn to slam on you, now I am waiting.... waiting..., but I guess you darksiders are asleep in your bed, when the good never sleep because we must be ever villignet to the darkside users, I will not waver in my fight, episodes 7 will be made by Supershadow, face it..............
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 1:05 AM
WHAT A SHIT STORY
Wake up mate
I'm 90% sure ur Supershadow well I've got a little story too:
I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!!!
Darth Beck to fuck nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 1:09 AM
Fuck Nut you fucking fuck nut I shagged your baby sister till she died. Read this this will make you see supershadow is fake (unless you are supershadow)
http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/SuperShadow
FuckNut Defeated? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 3:05 AM
Well, I have to say instead of cussing me out, or making up stories about my family, you have finally got my attention, I am not Mr. Scuttle, just a deluded fan who wanted to beleive that Starwars was going to happen again, I mean I thought George Lucas answered one of my questions, after reading that article I realize I have been duped, my apologies to Shadowscourge, I thought you were just making fun of SS.com because you were jealous, I mean now I want to cry, I guess I was right in the begining there will be no more Starwars, ROTS was the last SW movie I will ever see in the theater, I thought Geroge cared about the fans, but he doesn't is there even really going to be a tv show, probably not huh? FuckNut has been bested I need to check out this information on my own but if it turns out to be true and not some crap you made up then I have been vanquished. Goodbye Shadowscourge good luck in your mission. FuckNut.
Darth Beck to fuck nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 3:31 AM
WO HO!! YES I dilivered the finnishing blow to Fuck Nut
Don't worry Fuck Nut no hard feelings it was all SS.com's fault Now your just a regular star wars fan like me.
And you never know I think episode 7,8,9 will still happen.
Sorry about the comments to your family what a dark jedi has to do a dark jedi has to do. we done what had to be done because were shadowscourge.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 3:32 AM
And yes there will definatly be TWO star wars tv shows
sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 7:25 AM
i know i can't wait for the shows they said in like a year the production will procced
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:06 PM
Fucknut it's OK because you were on the take. You obviously don't know Supershadow's a fake. Shadowscourge is huge, large we stand tall. Our mission is to make Supershadow fall. He's nothing more than a delusional fan, you ever see his picture? My, what a fat man! His lies are ridiculous, NO WAY they can be true. What's Lucas waiting for, boy, he should sue. I feel bad for the people who really believed, that Supershadow's real, you've all been deceieved. A one time only invitation, to turn to the Dark Side. Lord Fucknut if you wish, you can join the ride. I'm sorry for the venom at your family I spewed. Perhaps I gone too far, maybe it was crude. Shadowscourge is here until victory we will stay. Until Supershadow is stopped and his evil way. Fucknut you are just a victim of Supershadow's lie. Shadowscourge will not stop until the day he will die. The Dark Jedi known as Shadowscourge we are here to stay, until one day Supershadow is out of our way.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:36 PM
Darth Beck, awesome link I didn't really know all that information, but I knew he was a fake, I bet that made FuckNuts jaw drop, its like when you realize, SC is not real for the first time heart breaking. Way to be so gracioius in victory Darth Elway, to bad we won't see Shadowscourge vs FuckNut 3 I was looking forward to that. ANYONE WHO DOUBTS THAT SUPERSHADOWS A FAKE CHECK OUT DARTH BECKS LINK, AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK, Hey guys Supershadow still hasn't posted since Satuday, 3 whole day were getting to him, I saw a new thing under his headings it said secret, now the stupid fuck is talking about lord of the rings and a few other things will this guy ever stop. Anyway beleviers of Mickey out there just sent them are way, for Shadowscourge wont give up until all know of Mickeys lies. Shadowscourge is strong, Mickey is weak, 1 more down, so many more to defeat.
Darth Elway re:Fucknut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:56 PM
John Elway, Hall of Famer was one of the best. He let his rocket arm talk all the rest. He's done so much on the field it was just crazy! He made most NFL defenses look lazy. With average teams what he did became fables. Most his old linemen and receivers are now waiting tables. With Dan Reeves so many years were wasted. Enter Mike Shanahan, soon Victory will be tasted! He took average receivers and made them play their best. Just look at Smith and McCaffrey, now better than the rest. Now 2 Super Bowl trophies sitting home on his rack, thank goodness he had a great running back. All other quarterbacks just stand in the line. That's why he won more games than anyone all time.
Episode VII date reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 6:17 PM
So we have exactly 15 years to go untill the release of STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO the first Sequel.
How old will you guys be till then?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 7:38 PM
Who cares how old all be if Im a hundred and still alive Ill drag my rickety old ass in there, if Im lucky all day right at the end of the film, now thats a great way to go. Mickey is pissing me off now he 5 differnt links, hes using xfiles, lord of the rings all three movies and crap, just to get more people into his website, I hate that stupid fuckhead. I think Im going to throw up and the fact that people like fucknut fall for this shit, its killing me. I wish George would just pubically make a statement discrediting this idiot. Did you guys know quote from mickey Darth Maul may be in the new tv show there going to have a flash back, yippee... Darth Maul, was cool but get over it already, and his stupid rankings Yes it is arguable that Palpatine was the most powerful force user, but the best swordsman in the galaxy my ass, as far as sword fighting went he got his ass handed to him by Mace Windu, I don't think he intentionally wanted to be disarmed by Mace, thats just stupid to think that, now that he was playing possum I beleive that and his sith lighting was really powerful there is no doubt, but I don't think hes the best swordsman in the galaxy.
RE: Episode VII date reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 7:42 PM
51 - I'll be older than Yoda when Ep 9 comes out!
I'll be there for it but I'll promise you ,I will not smell too good...
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 12:59 AM
Hahahahaha That one was great classic just classic.
Supershadows Clone reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 2:28 AM
Ok for all you non beleivers out there Supershadow, is not fake he is real, and he is actually George Lucas himself. Everyone thinks George doesn't have an email address and there right otherwise he would be bombarded by emails. Mickey Suttle who actually was employed at one time by Lucas Light and Magic is good friends with george and created the website so George could talk to his fans whenever he wants. This way George can speak to the fans and still retains a small form of autonomy. And he can say whatever he wants and just blame it on some deluded crazy fan. SS.com is actually run and operated by Geroge and his friend Mickey, they want you intellectual fans who hate starwars and bash on it to think it is a scam while 99% of the real fans right in and give George wonderful ideas for free. If you don't beleive me check out the latest posting in which a wonderful idea was giving for some added flashback dialouge at the Revenge of the Sith. This fan gave george a great idea and it was absolutely free it will probably end up in a special edition. Anyway that is the true story choose to beleive it or not but its the truth. Goodday Gentleman.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 5:10 AM
guys i think we got another one to track down and defeat. his name .......supershadows clone, lets get 'em
DRUNKLIGHTSABER reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 6:44 AM
OK FUCKER YOUR SS'S BITCH AINT YA ARE YOU STONED YOUR SURE AS HELL ON SOME KINDA HILLUSINAGEN I NEVER HEARD OF YOU MENSTRAL FUCK
sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 7:26 AM
1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANAKIN: I'm going low and left.
Obi-Wan shakes his head.
OBI-WAN: (to himself) He still has much to learn.
ANAKIN swoops low and skims across a TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIP, dodging flack as ARTOO bounces along, trying to get out a sentence.
ANAKIN: Hang on, Artoo. Obi-Wan, do you copy? I'm going to pull them through the needle . . .
OBI-WAN: Too dangerous. First Jedi rule: "Survive."
ANAKIN: Sorry, no choice. Come down here and thin them out a little.
OBI-WAN drops in behind the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS chasing Anakin. ARFOUR BEEPS to OBI-WAN.
OBI-WAN: Just keep me steady . . . hold on ... not yet. . . now break left.
OBI-WAN fires as he swings across the back of the VULTURE DROIDS, BLASTING four of them away. ANAKIN heads for a trench along the surface of one of the Trade Federation Battleships. He flies into the trench, which ends in a conning tower with a small slit between two main struts.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) You'll never get through there, Anakin. It's too tight.
ARTOO BEEPS nervously.
ANAKIN: Easy, Artoo . . . we've done this before.
OBI-WAN: Use the Force, think yourself through, the ship will follow.
ARTOO SQUEALS in a panic. On the view screen Artoo's squeal reads out, "WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT."
ANAKIN: Wrong thought, Artoo.
ANAKIN slips through the narrow gap. The trailing VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS CRASH.
ANAKIN: (continuing) I'm through.
OBI-WAN continues to fire on the VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS, driving them into the EXPLOSION.
A CLONE fighter is hit and explodes, spewing debris. The CLONE PILOT spins off into space.
Finally, OBI-WAN peels off and swings around, pulling up alongside ANAKIN. CLONE FIGHT SQUAD SEVEN battles the DROIDS.
ODD BALL: There are too many of them.
CLONE PILOT 2: I'm on your wing. Break left. Break left. They're all over me. Get them off my . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going to go help them out!
OBI-WAN: No, no! They are doing their job so we can do ours. Head for the Command Ship!
Another CLONE fighter is hit, bursts into flames, and spins off into space. A VULTURE DROID FIGHTER raises its head to locate its target and fires missiles at them.
ANAKIN: Missiles! Pull up!
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN break right and left, and the missiles follow them. ANAKIN does a barrel roll spin, causing the missiles following him to collide and EXPLODE. Two missiles continue to chase OBI-WAN. He banks sharply to the right, then to the left, causing one of the missiles to overshoot.
OBI-WAN: They overshot us . . .
The second missile streaks next to Obi-Wan?s Fighter and EXPLODES. Obi-Wan's ship rocks, and R-4, SCREAMS as the Starfighter rips through the explosion. Debris flies all around them.
ANAKIN: They're coming around!
OBI-WAN: All right, Arfour. No, no. Nothing too fancy.
ANAKIN: Surge all power units. Artoo! Stand by the reverse thrusters.
ANAKIN spins his starfighter. The missiles spin and collide.
ANAKIN: We got 'em. Artoo!
Two missiles continue to track Obi-Wan.
OBI-WAN: Flying is for droids.
Suddenly, OBI-WAN shudders, and his ship starts to plummet toward the surface of the Trade Federation Cruiser. The trailing missiles fly into what looks like debris, and detonate. Five silver balls fly out of the debris and attach themselves to the ship. The balls pop open, revealing SMALL BUZZDROIDS that begin to crawl across the surface like spiders.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) I'm hit! Anakin?
ANAKIN: I see them . . . Buzz Droids.
The BUZZ DROIDS crawl across Obi-Wan's ship and start to tear it apart. SPARKS ERUPT where the BUZZ DROIDS break into the wiring. One of the BUZZ DROIDS goes after ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: Arfour, be careful. You have one . . .
ARFOUR's head gets ripped off and flies away.
OBI-WAN: Oh dear. They're shutting down all the controls.
ANAKIN: Move to the right so I can get a clear shot at them.
OBI-WAN: The mission. Get to the Command Ship. Get the Chancellor! I'm running out of tricks here.
ANAKIN moves into position just off Obi-Wan's left side and angles his ship so his guns are pointing at the DROIDS crawling over Obi-Wan?s Starfighter. ANAKIN fires and vaporizes the TWO BUZZ DROIDS, along with the left wing of Obi-Wan's ship.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) In the name of ...
ANAKIN: Steady . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Anakin, hold your fire . . . hold your fire. You're not helping here.
ANAKIN: I agree, bad idea. Swing right . . . ease over . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Wait . . . wait . . . I can't see a thing! My cockpit's fogging. They're all over me, Anakin.
ANAKIN: Move to the right.
OBI-WAN: Hold on, Anakin. You're going to get us both killed! Get out of here. There's nothing more you can do.
ANAKIN: I'm not leaving without you, Master.
ANAKIN moves his ship next to OBI-WAN's and tries to physically knock the BUZZ DROIDS off. There are five left. He manages to get one off, but badly dents OBI-WAN's ship in the process. One of the BUZZ DROIDS tears apiece off of the front of Obi-Wan's ship. Flames burst out, and more smoke billows out, obscuring the Jedi's view.
ANAKIN knocks off three of the BUZZ DROIDS and the fourth crawls out onto Anakin's ship and starts attacking ARTOO. ARTOO fights the BUZZ DROID.
OBI-WAN: Blast it ... I can't see . . . my controls are gone.
ANAKIN: Get 'em, Artoo. Watch out!
OBI-WAN: Artoo, hit the buzz droid's center eye.
ARTOO extends an arm and aims a stream of electricity at the swerving BUZZ DROID. The BUZZ DROID is hit squarely in the eye and falls off the ship.
ANAKIN: Yeah, you got him!
OBI-WAN: Great, Artoo.
ANAKIN: Stay on my wing . . . the General's Command Ship is dead ahead. Easy . . . pull up ... Head for the hangar.
OBI-WAN: Have you noticed the shields are still up?
ANAKIN: Oh?!? Sorry, Master.
ANAKIN streaks ahead of OBI-WAN's disintegrating Jedi Fighter and blasts the shield generator. It SPARKS and EXPLODES.
OBI-WAN: Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
9 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The shield door drops away, and OBI-WAN crashes on the deck of the hangar bay, engulfed in a FANTAIL OF SPARKS. A set of blast doors starts SLAMMING shut across the hangar opening, as material is sucked into space.
ANAKIN maneuvers around the oncoming junk and flies into the hangar just as the blast doors SLAM shut.
OBI-WAN ignites his light saber and cuts his way out of the cockpit. He jumps dear just as his ship EXPLODES. BATTLE DROIDS rush at him from all directions.
ANAKIN jumps out of his ship and cuts his way through the BATTLE DROIDS to where OBI-WAN is fighting. ARTOO pops out of the ship and follows ANAKIN.
OBI-WAN: Artoo, locate the Chancellor.
ANAKIN: Tap into the ship's computers.
They cut down the last of the droids and follow ARTOO over to a computer wall socket. The two JEDI fight off FOUR MORE DROIDS as ARTOO tries to find the Chancellor. Finally, a HOLOGRAM of the Trade Federation ship appears.
OBI-WAN: The Chancellor's signal is coming from right there. The observation platform at the top of that spire.
ANAKIN: I sense Count Dooku . . .
OBI-WAN: I sense a trap.
ANAKIN: Next move?
OBI-WAN: Spring the trap.
The JEDI start to leave; ARTOO follows. The JEDI stop and turn to ARTOO.
ANAKIN: Artoo, go back. I need you to stay with the ship.
OBI-WAN: Here, take this, and wait for orders.
OBI-WAN tosses the comlink to ARTOO.
10 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS enters the bridge of the TRADE FEDERATION cruiser followed by his TWO BODYGUARDS. He walks to the front of the bridge and stands in front of the NEIMOIDIAN CAPTAIN.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: What's the situation, Captain?
CAPTAIN: TWO Jedi have landed in the main hangar bay.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Just as Count Dooku predicted.
11 INT. HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN head for the elevator. A door opens in the hallway and two of GENERAL GRIEVOUS's BODYGUARDS confront the JEDI.
BODYGUARD I: General Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker. We've been waiting for you.
OBI-WAN: We are here to relieve you of Chancellor Palpatine, not join him.
As a dozen more droids join the group, the JEDI ignite their lightsabers and stand back-to-back.
OBI-WAN: Anakin. . .
ANAKIN: Ready.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN use their lightsabers and cut a large circle in the floor.
12 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI cut their way down several floors into a large generator room. Huge EXPLOSIONS outside the ship have caused several large pipes overhead to break, and fluid is spewing everywhere. The Jedi get up and turn off their light sabers. ANAKIN dips his hand into the fluid and sniffs it.
OBI-WAN: . . . fuel. The slightest charge from our sabers will send this ship into oblivion. That's why they've stopped shooting.
ANAKIN: Well then, we're safe for the time being.
OBI-WAN: Your idea of safe is not the same as mine.
They run, EXPLOSIONS rattle the ship, and pipes continue to burst around them, spilling more fuel into the hallway. At the far end, SIX SUPER BATTLE DROIDS drop into the fuel. The SOUNDS OF SHIELD DOORS CLOSING AND LOCKING ECHO throughout the hallway. They pass several large power generators, which are topped with SPARKING excess power dischargers.
ANAKIN: They're sealing this section off.
OBI-WAN: Six droids coming our way!
The last of the DOORS CAN BE HEARD CLOSING in the distance.
ANAKIN: Keep moving. There must be vents . . . This way.
They move along a wall. ANAKIN climbs up the side to a small vent. The fuel gets closer to the SPARKING dischargers.
OBI-WAN: We'll never get through that. It's too small!
They move toward a second vent. OBI-WAN is swimming in the fuel as it reaches to within a couple yards of the ceiling. ANAKIN feels along the ceiling and finds another smaller vent. He closes his eyes and tries to sense an opening, then he moves on. OBI-WAN is forced into hand-to-hand combat with one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. It pulls the Jedi under the fuel. Just before he is about to drown, OBI-WAN disables the SUPER BATTLE DROID by pushing him into an exhaust pipe.
The fuel is up to the Jedi's chins. ANAKIN finds a very, very small metal grate, then pounds on it until the tiny grate breaks loose.
ANAKIN: I found our escape vent.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, this is no time for jokes. We're in serious trouble here.
ANAKIN: Only in your mind. My Master. Look, no structure. . . .
ANAKIN grabs the side of the tiny hole and gives it a big yank, ripping a large panel loose revealing a "man-sized" work shaft. They scramble through it as the DROIDS swim closer.
13 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI pull themselves through the narrow vent shaft until they reach a small hatch in the side of the tube.
ANAKIN: Here's a way out.
As the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS reach the opening in the ceiling and the fuel gets to within a few feet of the power generator sparks, the JEDI work the keyboard on the pressure lock, opening the latch.
14 INT. SMALL PASSAGEWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI climb into a small passageway and slam the hatch shut. They make their way through the ever-shrinking shaft until they reach the end.
15 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
A hatch opens in one of the main hallways of the Trade Federation Cruiser, and the JEDI squeeze out, SLAMMING the hatch. Behind them, ANAKIN seals the hatch with his laser sword.
OBI-WAN: That won't hold when the fuel hits those power dischargers.
ANAKIN: The blast will break the hull. This side's pressurized.
OBI-WAN: You still have much to learn, Anakin.
16 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS climb up the vent shaft. SUPER BATTLE DROID R77 and SEVERAL OTHER DROIDS wait in the generator room as the fuel continues to rise toward the power discharger.
SUPER BATTLE DROID R77: I have a bad feeling about this.
17 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The fuel hits the SPARKING power discharger, and there is a HUGE EXPLOSION.
18 EXT. TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-BATTLE
A GREAT EXPLOSION and a flaming gas cloud spray out of the side of the Federation Cruiser.
19 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
A large bulge appears in the wall around the sealed hatch as the EXPLOSION hits. OBI-WAN jumps back, then stands amazed.
OBI-WAN: All right, you win. I have much to learn. Let's go!
ANAKIN grins at OBI-WAN, and they run down the hallway.
20 INT. WIDE HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The two JEDI wait for an elevator to arrive. They turn around and see they are face to face with THREE DESTROYER DROIDS. The DROIDS start blasting away. Anakin deflects the bolts. OBI-WAN frantically pushes the elevator button several more times.
ANAKIN: Destroyers!!
Finally the door opens, and they rush inside under a hail of laser bolts. The elevator door slides shut. The JEDI turn to see BATTLE DROIDS standing behind them.
BATTLE DROID: Drop your weapons! I said drop 'em.
The JEDI activate their light sabers and destroy all the BATTLE DROIDS.
21 INT HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
R2-D2 notices two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS entering the hangar. He moves and hides behind a Jedi Starfighter.
22 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator begins to move and screeches to a stop.
OBI-WAN: Did you press the stop button?
ANAKIN: No, did you?
OBI-WAN: No!
ANAKIN: Well, there's more than one way out of here.
ANAKIN ignites his laser sword.
OBI-WAN: We don't want to get out, we want to get moving. Artoo . . . Artoo. Do you copy? Activate elevator . . . (looks at control panel) . . . 31174 . . .
ANAKIN cuts a hole in the elevator ceiling.
23 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS are inspecting the Jedi starfighters. They overhear Obi-Wan's voice over the comlink and are distracted.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: What's that?
SUPER BATTLE DROID 2: Get back to work. It's nothing.
24 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN: Artoo?
ANAKIN climbs through the hole in the ceiling of the elevator.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Always on the move.
OBI-WAN continues to talk on the comlink. Artoo quietly beeps a reply.
25 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO tries to muffle the comlink as the TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS try to figure out where the voices are coming from. ARTOO extends an arm and plugs into a computer interface.
OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, switch on the comlink. Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we gave you a job to do! Artoo.
26 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Suddenly, the elevator plummets down the shaft. ANAKIN quickly jumps and grabs onto the hallway entry door. He watches as the elevator recedes down the shaft and disappears. ANAKIN struggles to keep his grip on the closed door as SPARKING wires rain down on him.
27 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator starts to descend rapidly.
OBI-WAN: Stop, stop! Artoo, we need to be going up.
28 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Anakin struggles to hang on to the narrow edge of the elevator shaft. The door to the elevator shaft is pried open, and TWO BATTLE DROIDS appear in the doorway and look down at ANAKIN. They point their guns at him.
DROID 1: Hands up, Jedi! Don't move.
DROID 2: Roger, roger.
29 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS overhear OBI-WAN's comlink messages to ARTOO.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: There it is again.
OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, do you copy? Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we need to be going up, not down.
30 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator races down as OBI-WAN holds on.
OBI-WAN: Stop. Artoo! We need to go up! Stop, stop!
The elevator stops with a jolt. OBI-WAN falls to the floor.
31 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS see ARTOO and walk toward the little droid.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: Hey you!
ARTOO plugs into the interface again and the elevator shoots up.
32 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN stands up after having fallen in the elevator.
OBI-WAN: Now, that's better . . .
33 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO is held up by TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS, who chuckle as the little Astro Droid curses and swings at them.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: You stupid little astro droid!
34 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN looks down and sees the elevator heading toward him at a high rate of speed. He looks at the BATTLE DROIDS leaning over him with their guns pointed at him. He calculates for a moment, then gives himself a push and flips himself up into the elevator shaft.
Before ANAKIN can arc into a descent down the shaft, the elevator races up through the shaft, cutting the DROIDS in two. ANAKIN lands on the elevator and quickly drops back through the hole in the ceiling. OBI-WAN is startled and ignites his lightsaber.
OBI-WAN: Oh, it's you . . .
35 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO activates his oil hose and sprays the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip on the oil.
36 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN: What was that all about?
OBI-WAN: Well, Artoo has been . . .
ANAKIN: No loose wire jokes . . . He's doing the best he can.
OBI-WAN: Did I say anything?
ANAKIN: He's trying!
OBI-WAN: I didn't say anything!
37 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO ignites his arm rockets and shoots out of their grip, spraying them both with oil and setting them on fire. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip and slide until they fall, smoldering. ARTOO rolls away.
38 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTER'S-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator door opens and the TWO JEDI carefully make their way into the main room of the General's Quarters.
At the far end sits SUPREME CHANCELLOR PALPATINE. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN move toward the CHANCELLOR.
As they get closer to PALPATINE, they see a very distressed look on the Chancellor's face.
OBI-WAN: (bows) Chancellor.
ANAKIN: Are you all right?
PALPATINE: (quietly) Count Dooku.
PALPATINE makes a small gesture with his hand. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN turn around. The elevator DOORS CAN BE HEARD OPENING AND CLOSING as COUNT DOOKU strides into the room. He is above the Jedi, standing on a balcony, with two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The Jedi turn to see him. He looks down on the Jedi.
OBI-WAN: (quietly to Anakin) This time we will do it together.
ANAKIN: I was about to say that.
COUNT DOOKU jumps down to the main level.
PALPATINE: Get help! You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.
OBI-WAN: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN throw off their cloaks and ignite their lightsabers.
COUNT DOOKU: Your swords, please, Master Jedi. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN move toward DOOKU.
OBI-WAN: You won't get away this time, Dooku.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN charge COUNT DOOKU. A great sword fight ensues.
COUNT DOOKU: I've been looking forward to this.
ANAKIN: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
COUNT DOOKU: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.
DOOKU lunges at the JEDI and they fall back . . .
COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) Your moves are clumsy, Kenobi . . . too predictable. You'll have to do better.
As the battle proceeds, OBI-WAN and COUNT DOOKU are tired. ANAKIN is stronger as he becomes angry. ANAKIN continues to drive the attack on DOOKU. COUNT DOOKU throws OBI-WAN back using the Force.
ANAKIN and COUNT DOOKU move up the stairs. As they reach the upper landing of the General's Quarters, ANAKIN leaps over COUNT DOOKU. OBI-WAN reaches the top of the stairs, destroying TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. COUNT DOOKU holds OBI-WAN in the air using the Force as he turns and kicks ANAKIN out of frame. OBI-WAN is choking.
ANAKIN hits the archway.
DOOKU sends OBI-WAN flying. The Jedi tumbles to the lower level unconscious. COUNT DOOKU spins around again and, using the Force, causes a section of the balcony to drop onto OBI-WAN. ANAKIN spins and kicks COUNT DOOKU, sending him over the balcony. ANAKIN Jumps, following him down to the main floor. COUNT DOOKU and ANAKIN continue the fight.
COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate, you have anger, but you don?t use them.
Anakin regains his composure and attacks COUNT DOOKU as the Dark Lord continues his spin to meet him head on. Their fighting becomes even more intense.
Anakin attacks COUNT DOOKU with a new ferociousness.
39 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Anakin and Dooku continue their fight. It is intense! Finally, in one last energized charge, ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU's hands. The Jedi catches the lightsaber as it drops from the severed Sith Lord's hand. COUNT DOOKU stumbles to the floor as ANAKIN puts the two lightsabers to his neck. PALPATINE is grinning as he watches COUNT DOOKU's defeat.
PALPATINE: Good, Anakin, good. I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now!
ANAKIN: I shouldn't . . .
PALPATINE: Do it!!
ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU's head. A huge EXPLOSION somewhere deep in the ship rattles everything.
ANAKIN: ... I couldn't stop myself.
PALPATINE: You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.
ANAKIN drops COUNT DOOKU's lightsaber, moving to PALPATINE.
ANAKIN: Yes, but he was an unarmed prisoner.
ANAKIN raises his hands toward PALPATINE, who is strapped in the Admiral's Chair. The Chancellor's restraints pop loose.
ANAKIN: (continuing) I shouldn't have done that, Chancellor. It's not the Jedi way.
PALPATINE stands up, rubbing his wrists.
PALPATINE: It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People. Now, we must leave before more security droids arrive.
The ship begins to list to one side. ANAKIN rushes over to OBI-WAN, lifts the control console from on top of him, and pulls him free. He kneels down and checks out his unconscious friend. PALPATINE heads for the elevators.
PALPATINE: (continuing) Anakin, there is no time. We must get off the ship before it's too late.
ANAKIN: He seems to be all right. No broken bones, breathing's all right.
PALPATINE: Leave him, or we'll never make it.
ANAKIN: His fate will be the same as ours.
ANAKIN picks up OBI-WAN, slings him over his shoulder, and heads for the elevators.
40 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Prepare for attack.
PILOT: All batteries fire! Fire!
41 INT. BATTLESTATIONS-REPUBLIC CRUISER
Clone gunners fire on the Trade Federation cruiser and take fire in return. Gun emplacements are destroyed. Clone troopers go flying.
42 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN carries OBI-WAN to the elevator doors and hits the button. PALPATINE joins him.
ANAKIN: The elevator's not working, (into his comlink) Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS a response to ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) . . . Activate Elevator 3224.
Suddenly the ship shifts to its side as the elevator doors open. PALPATINE is thrown to the ground. ANAKIN jumps to the door frame of the elevator. ANAKIN looks into the elevator shaft.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Artoo ... do you copy? Artoo, come in!
43 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Windows are blown out, droids and equipment are sucked into space.
PILOT: Reverse stabilizers.
44 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the ship rolls, spacecraft and equipment CRASH from one side of the ship to the other.
Several objects break through the metal blast doors, causing objects to be sucked into space. ARTOO starts to slide toward one of the small holes.
45 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the elevator shaft rotates, it has become a long hallway.
ANAKIN clings to the doorframe with OBI-WAN on his shoulder, as the Chancellor struggles to join him.
46 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO continues to skid and slide toward open space. He swerves around boxes and wrecked fighters. One of the BATTLE DROIDS stumbles and is consumed by the electronic shield in a zap. ARTOO BEEPS a reply as he dodges the laser blasts of the BATTLE DROIDS. One bolt hits very near him, and he SCREAMS in terror.
47 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
PILOT: Magnetize! Magnetize!
48 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO is about to be overtaken by a starfighter sliding behind him. He falls into a heap of broken battle droid parts and the fighter bounces over him.
49 EXT. SPACE-CORUSCANT
The TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER heads straight down toward the planet.
50 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN jumps into the horizontal elevator shaft with OBI-WAN still on his shoulder.
ANAKIN: We can't wait. Come on, we have to be fast.
PALPATINE climbs into the elevator shaft also. They start running. The ship begins to roll again, and the Jedi and the Chancellor are forced to jump from one side of the elevator to the other.
51 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Fire the emergency booster engines.
PILOT: Leveling out, sir.
52 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT ON SIDE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN still carrying OBI-WAN on his back, and PALPATINE run down the elevator shaft as it starts to move upright. ANAKIN cuts a control box on one of the doors, but before the doors can open, the ship moves to an angle, causing ANAKIN and PALPATINE to start sliding down the shaft. ANAKIN grabs some wires in the control box with one hand. PALPATINE grabs onto the Jedi's leg. As the ship rights itself, they are left hanging in the bottomless elevator shaft.
53 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT, VERTICAL-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE hang precariously on the side of the bottomless elevator shaft. OBI-WAN regains consciousness and tries to look around.
ANAKIN: Easy. . . . We're in a bit of a situation.
OBI-WAN: Did I miss something?
OBI-WAN looks down and sees PALPATINE and the bottomless pit. They hear ARTOO BEEPING on Obi-Wan's comlink. The ship begins to roll, causing the vertical shaft to move into a forty-five-degree angle. They hear the elevator brakes release and look up to see the elevator heading toward them.
ANAKINN: Hold on.
OBI-WAN: What is that?
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN look up to watch the elevator approach them at high speed, then OBI-WAN turns to ANAKIN.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Oops.
ANAKIN: Artoo, Artoo, shut down the elevator!
OBI-WAN: Too late! Jump!
They fall about three hundred feet before the tilt of the ship catches up with them, and they hit the side of the shaft and slide at great speed just ahead of the elevator. The shaft continues to rotate until it is completely horizontal.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN take out and throw grappling hooks. The hooks catch and they continue to fall. All the doors in the elevator shaft open up, and the group swings through the open door into a hallway. The elevator roars by.
54 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE fly through the elevator door and land.
OBI-WAN: Let's see if we can find something in the hangar bay that's still flyable. Come on.
ANAKIN: Artoo, get down here. Artoo, do you copy?
55 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the Federation Cruiser continues to rotate, ARTOO SQUEALS and pokes a periscope out of a pile of broken BATTLE DROID PARTS. He looks around then rockets up out of the debris.
56 INT. HALLWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN lead PALPATINE down a hallway toward the hangar bay.
57 INT. DOORWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
It is extremely windy as bits and pieces are continually sucked into space. The hangar bay doors are closed, but great stresses are being exerted as the ship twists, re-entering the atmosphere of Coruscant. They stop in a doorway leading into the hangar bay.
OBI-WAN: None of those ships will get us anywhere.
ANAKIN: I agree.
PALPATINE: What are we going to do?
ANAKIN: I don't know.
OBI-WAN: Don't look at me. I don't know.
ANAKIN and PALPATINE both look to OBI-WAN. He shrugs his shoulders. Anakin's Fighter has been sucked out of the hangar bay and is totaled. Suddenly, the ship turns on its side.
ANAKIN: Here, Chancellor, lock this around your waist, and hold on.
OBI-WAN: We'll head toward the bridge and see if we can find an escape pod.
ANAKIN hands PALPATINE the end of a cable that is attached to his utility belt. PALPATINE attaches it around his waist. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN throw their utility cables to some pipes in the ceiling and swing to a second set of pipes.
58 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN grabs onto the pipes that run along what was the ceiling and is now the wall. As he moves out into the hangar, TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS start firing at him. The Jedi ignites his lightsaber and deflects the bolts back at the DROIDS, blowing them up. ANAKIN and PALPATINE follow OBI-WAN along the pipes running along the ceiling of the hangar. PALPATINE struggles against the escaping air of the pressurized hangar. PALPATINE loses his grip as a pipe breaks, causing a rush of steam, but ANAKIN manages to maintain his grasp on the pipe as the CHANCELLOR dangles on the other end of the utility cable. They are surrounded by SPARKS and EXPLOSIONS as the ship twists and tries to break apart. ANAKIN moves out of the steam and struggles to pull PALPATINE back to safety. ANAKIN is almost pulled loose in the buffeting winds. The ceiling behind them buckles, causing pipes to break, creating geysers of steam. Some bits of pipe go hurling into the blast doors and out into space. They make it through a hangar doorway and close it behind them.
59 INT. HANGAR DOORWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN and PALPATINE are out of breath.
ANAKIN/OBI-WAN: Well, that was close.
They laugh.
60 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
BODYGUARD: General, we found the Jedi. They're in hallway 328.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Activate ray shields.
61 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
They run down the hallway. Suddenly, ray shields drop around them, putting them in an electronic box in the middle of the hallway.
ANAKIN: Ray shields!
OBI-WAN takes a deep breath to express his total disappointment.
OBI-WAN: Wait a minute, how'd this happen! We're smarter than this.
ANAKIN: Apparently not, Master. This is the oldest trap in the book . . . Well ... I was distracted.
OBI-WAN: Oh, so all of a sudden it's my fault.
ANAKIN: You're the Master. I'm just a hero.
OBI-WAN: I'm open to suggestions here.
PALPATINE: Why don't we let them take us to General Grievous. Perhaps with Count Dooku's demise, we can negotiate our release.
The Jedi look at each other in disbelief.
ANAKIN: I say . . . patience.
OBI-WAN: Patience! That's your plan, is it?
ANAKIN: Yes, Artoo will be along in a few moments and he'll release the ray shields . . .
ARTOO comes skidding across the hallway and bashes into the opposite wall. He takes a moment to compose himself.
ANAKIN: (continuing) See! No problem.
Suddenly several doorways open, revealing TWO DESTROYER DROIDS. SIXTEEN SUPER BATTLE DROIDS emerge from behind the DESTROYER DROIDS.
ARTOO turns and zaps one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS who then kicks ARTOO over.
SUPER BATTLE DROID: Don't move, dummy. Ouch! Zap this.
OBI-WAN: Do you have a plan B?
62 EXT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN PALPATINE, and ARTOO are captured by GENERAL GRIEVOUS. They stand before the ALIEN DROID GENERAL.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Oh yes. General Kenobi, the Negotiator. We've been waiting for you. That wasn't much of a rescue.
A BATTLE DROID walks to GENERAL GRIEVOUS and hands him the JEDI'S lightsabers.
OBI-WAN: That depends upon your point of view. Hah!
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: And Anakin Skywalker ... I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little older.
ANAKIN: General Grievous . . . Supreme Commander of the Droid Armies. You're shorter than I expected.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Ahhhh, Jedi scum . . .
OBI-WAN: Anakin, try not to upset him. We have a job to do.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. And this time you won't escape.
ANAKIN: Artoo.
ARTOO creates a distraction by extending all his arms, shooting out electrical pulses, and bouncing around.
OBI-WAN, hands restrained with electrobonds, spins around, reaches out and, using the Force, yanks his lightsaber out of the General's hand, ignites it, and cuts his bonds. He continues to spin around and cuts Anakin free.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Crush them! Make them suffer!
ANAKIN uses the Force to yank his lightsaber out of the General's hand.
The DROIDS that surround them begin to FIRE. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN jump into the line of fire. The bridge degenerates into chaos. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN are locked in a pitched battle between electro staffs and laser swords with GENERAL GRIEVOUS's TWO BODYGUARDS.
CHANCELLOR PALPATINE is taken away by two BATTLE DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS walks around the bridge directing the BATTLE DROIDS.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay and watch your stations.
OBI-WAN fights one of General Grievous's BODYGUARDS. The BODYGUARD carries an electrified staff about five feet long. When the laser sword hits it, electrical bolts fly everywhere and surround the laser sword. OBI-WAN is unable to cut the staff. The Jedi gets whacked pretty good a couple of times and is knocked halfway across the bridge.
OBI-WAN pulls himself together and attacks again, cutting off the DROID BODYGUARD'S head. The DROID BODYGUARD keeps attacking. ANAKIN struggles to defend himself against the other manic DROID BODYGUARD. He cuts the DROID BODYGUARD in half. TWO BATTLE DROIDS try to take the CHANCELLOR away.
ANAKIN follows them down the hallway and cuts them down, rescuing the Chancellor.
OBI-WAN finishes off the headless BODYGUARD. It crumbles to the floor in pieces.
ALARMS SOUND as the giant spacecraft begins to list and fall out of orbit. A PILOT yells at GENERAL GRIEVOUS.
PILOT: Sir, we are falling out of orbit. All aft control cells are dead.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay on course . . . Don't bother with them. Keep the ship in orbit.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN destroy the remaining DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS retrieves one of the BODYGUARD'S staffs and faces OBI-WAN. ANAKIN leaps over a console and lands behind GENERAL GRIEVOUS.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: You lose, General Kenobi.
One of the PILOTS stands next to the General.
PILOT: The ship is breaking up!
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: We've run out of time.
OBI-WAN tries to get at GENERAL GRIEVOUS. ANAKIN runs at the General from the opposing side. GENERAL GRIEVOUS turns and throws his electrified staff at the window. It breaks, causing chaos as everything that is not nailed down is sucked into space. GENERAL GRIEVOUS is the first one sucked out into space. He fires a cable from his arm that attaches to the ship. He swings in and lands firmly on the side of the ship.
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN, and PALPATINE hold on for dear life. A blast shield closes around where the window used to be.
63 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN continues to fight the BATTLE DROIDS. The DROIDS have backed him into a corner. OBI-WAN hides behind a control panel as the DROIDS blast away at him. He jumps up and over the DROIDS, cutting most of them down before he lands. He destroys the DROIDS and joins ANAKIN.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN cut through the rest of the DROIDS as if they were made of butter. PALPATINE stands in shock as he watches the carnage. Droid parts are firing everywhere. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN stand back to back and cut down the last of the DROIDS just as there is a huge shudder, followed by more alarms. SPARKS begin to fly outside the windows.
PALPATINE: The hull is burning up!
64 EXT. HULL-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-SPACE
GENERAL GRIEVOUS detaches his cable and crawls along the exterior hull of the Federation Cruiser, using his magnetized hands and feet. He reaches a row of escape pods and enters an airlock.
65 INT. POD BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-SPACE
GENERAL GRIEVOUS enters the escape pod bay through the hatch. The Droid General goes to a control panel and opens an escape pod.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Time to abandon ship.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS pulls a row of switches, and one by one the escape pods are jettisoned.
66 INT. ESCAPE POD-SPACE
He gets in one, the hatch closes, and the escape pod blasts away from the damaged Cruiser.
67 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN go over to the navigator's chair.
ANAKIN: All the escape pods have been launched.
OBI-WAN: Grievous. Can you fly a cruiser like this?
ANAKIN: You mean, do I know how to land what's left of this thing?
ANAKIN sits in the pilot's chair and sees on a screen the back half of the ship break away. There is a great jolt, and the ship tilts forward.
OBI-WAN: Well?
ANAKIN: Under the circumstances, I'd say the ability to pilot this thing is irrelevant. Strap yourselves in.
OBI-WAN and PALPATINE strap themselves into chairs. ANAKIN struggles with the controls of the ship. The ship starts to glow, and pieces break off. ARTOO moves in on Palpatine 's controls and assists in flying the cruiser.
OBI-WAN: Steady . . . Attitude . . . eighteen degrees.
ARTOO beeps.
ANAKIN: Pressure rising. We've got to slow this wreck down. Open all hatches, extend all flaps, and drag fins.
OBI-WAN: Temp steady. Hatches open, flaps extended, drag fins . . .
A large part of the ship breaks away.
ANAKIN: We lost something.
OBI-WAN: Not to worry, we're still flying half the ship.
ANAKIN: Now we're really picking up speed . . . I'm going to shift a few degrees and see if I can slow us down.
OBI-WAN: Careful . . . we're heating up-twelve thousand . . . thirteen thousand . . .
ANAKIN: What's our speed?
OBI-WAN: Eight plus sixty-forty. Eight plus sixty-twenty. Eight plus sixty. Temp ten thousand, nine thousand . . . we're in the atmosphere . . .
ANAKIN points to one of the controls. ARTOO beeps madly.
ANAKIN: Grab that . . . Keep us level.
OBI-WAN: Steady. Steady.
ANAKIN: Easy, Artoo. Hang on, this may get a little rough. We lost our heat shields.
OBI-WAN: Five thousand. Three thousand . . . two thousand. Fireships on the left and the right.
FlRESHIP PILOT: We'll take you in.
OBI-WAN: Copy that. Landing strip's straight ahead.
ANAKIN: We're coming in too hot.
OBI-WAN: Easy-easy.
The ship leaves a contrail as it streaks across the Coruscant skyline. PALPATINE and OBI-WAN hold on for dear life as the ship shakes and rattles toward an industrial landing platform.
68 EXT. CORUSCANT-INDUSTRIAL LANDING PLATFORM-AFTERNOON
A large landing platform in the industrial part of the city is surrounded by Emergency Fire Speeders. The smoking ship approaches as five Fireships spray it with foam. The ship finally makes a rather hard landing.
OBI-WAN: Another happy landing.
69 EXT. CORUSCANT-SENATE OFFICE BUILDING-LANDING PLATFORM-LATE AFTERNOON
The small Jedi Shuttle carrying PALPATINE and the JEDI arrives at the landing platform. There are a DOZEN SENATORS, including BAIL ORGANA, JAR JAR BINKS, and C-3PO, waiting for them. PALPATINE, R2-D2, and ANAKIN get out. OBI-WAN and MACE stay in the doorway of the Jedi Shuttle.
ANAKIN: (to Obi-Wan) Are you coming, Master?
OBI-WAN: Oh no. I'm not brave enough for politics. I have to report to the Council. Besides, someone needs to be the poster boy.
ANAKIN: Hold on, this whole operation was your idea. You planned it. You led the rescue operation. You have to be the one to take the bows this time.
OBI-WAN: Sorry, old friend. Let us not forget that you rescued me from the Buzz Droids. And you killed Count Dooku. And you rescued the Chancellor, carrying me unconscious on your back, and you managed to land that bucket of bolts safely . . .
ANAKIN: All because of your training, Master. You deserve all those speeches of your greatness.
OBI-WAN: . . . the endless speeches . . . Anakin, let's be fair. Today, you are the hero and you deserve your glorious day with the politicians.
ANAKIN: All right. But you owe me . . . and not for saving your skin for the tenth time . . .
OBI-WAN: Ninth time . . . that business on Cato Nemoidia doesn't count. I'll see you at the briefing.
ANAKIN smiles and walks away from OBI-WAN.
The CHANCELLOR and his entourage approach MACE.
MACE WlNDU: Chancellor Palpatine, what a welcome sight! Are you all right?
PALPATINE: Yes, thanks to your two Jedi Knights. They killed Count Dooku, but General Grievous has escaped once again.
MACE WlNDU: General Grievous will run and hide as he always does. He is a coward.
PALPATINE: That maybe true, but with Count Dooku dead, he is the leader of the Droid Army, and I assure you, the Senate will vote to continue the war as long as Grievous is alive.
MACE WlNDU: Then the Jedi Council will make finding Grievous our highest priority.
BAIL, ANAKIN, and the crowd walk away from the platform toward the Senate Building Grand Hallway.
BAIL ORGANA: Skywalker, the Republic cannot praise you enough.
ANAKIN and BAIL ORGANA, walking in the hallway.
ANAKIN: Thank you, Senator Organa. The kidnapping was a bold move by the Separatists, but it was a mistake that Obi-Wan and I were able to take advantage of.
ARTOO and THREEPIO follow behind the crowd.
C-3PO: It couldn't possibly be as bad as all that.
ARTOO beeps.
C-3PO: (continuing) Well, there, I agree with you. In fact, I could do with a tune-up myself.
70 INT. CORUSCANT-SENATE OFFICE BUILDING-MAIN HALLWAY-LATE AFTERNOON
ANAKIN is at the back of the crowd of SENATORS, talking with BAIL ORGANA. R2-D2 and C-3PO scoot along ahead of them.
BAIL ORGANA: The end of Count Dooku will surely bring an end to this war, and an end to the Chancellor's draconian security measures.
ANAKIN: I wish that were so, but the fighting is going to continue until General Grievous is spare parts . . . The Chancellor is very clear about that.
Behind a row of large columns, a SHADOWY FIGURE follows the JEDI and the SENATOR. ANAKIN senses the figure.
BAIL ORGANA: I'll do everything I can with the Senate.
ANAKIN: Excuse me.
BAIL ORGANA: Certainly.
ANAKIN stops, and BAIL goes off after PALPATINE and the others. ANAKIN goes behind one of the giant columns to meet up with the SHADOWY FIGURE, who is revealed to be SENATOR PADME AMDALA. They embrace and kiss.
PADME: Oh, Anakin! Thank goodness, you're back.
ANAKIN: I missed you, Padme. I've missed you so.
PADME: There were whispers . . . that you'd been killed. I've been living with unbearable dread. %
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANAKIN: I'm going low and left.
Obi-Wan shakes his head.
OBI-WAN: (to himself) He still has much to learn.
ANAKIN swoops low and skims across a TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIP, dodging flack as ARTOO bounces along, trying to get out a sentence.
ANAKIN: Hang on, Artoo. Obi-Wan, do you copy? I'm going to pull them through the needle . . .
OBI-WAN: Too dangerous. First Jedi rule: "Survive."
ANAKIN: Sorry, no choice. Come down here and thin them out a little.
OBI-WAN drops in behind the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS chasing Anakin. ARFOUR BEEPS to OBI-WAN.
OBI-WAN: Just keep me steady . . . hold on ... not yet. . . now break left.
OBI-WAN fires as he swings across the back of the VULTURE DROIDS, BLASTING four of them away. ANAKIN heads for a trench along the surface of one of the Trade Federation Battleships. He flies into the trench, which ends in a conning tower with a small slit between two main struts.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) You'll never get through there, Anakin. It's too tight.
ARTOO BEEPS nervously.
ANAKIN: Easy, Artoo . . . we've done this before.
OBI-WAN: Use the Force, think yourself through, the ship will follow.
ARTOO SQUEALS in a panic. On the view screen Artoo's squeal reads out, "WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT."
ANAKIN: Wrong thought, Artoo.
ANAKIN slips through the narrow gap. The trailing VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS CRASH.
ANAKIN: (continuing) I'm through.
OBI-WAN continues to fire on the VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS, driving them into the EXPLOSION.
A CLONE fighter is hit and explodes, spewing debris. The CLONE PILOT spins off into space.
Finally, OBI-WAN peels off and swings around, pulling up alongside ANAKIN. CLONE FIGHT SQUAD SEVEN battles the DROIDS.
ODD BALL: There are too many of them.
CLONE PILOT 2: I'm on your wing. Break left. Break left. They're all over me. Get them off my . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going to go help them out!
OBI-WAN: No, no! They are doing their job so we can do ours. Head for the Command Ship!
Another CLONE fighter is hit, bursts into flames, and spins off into space. A VULTURE DROID FIGHTER raises its head to locate its target and fires missiles at them.
ANAKIN: Missiles! Pull up!
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN break right and left, and the missiles follow them. ANAKIN does a barrel roll spin, causing the missiles following him to collide and EXPLODE. Two missiles continue to chase OBI-WAN. He banks sharply to the right, then to the left, causing one of the missiles to overshoot.
OBI-WAN: They overshot us . . .
The second missile streaks next to Obi-Wan?s Fighter and EXPLODES. Obi-Wan's ship rocks, and R-4, SCREAMS as the Starfighter rips through the explosion. Debris flies all around them.
ANAKIN: They're coming around!
OBI-WAN: All right, Arfour. No, no. Nothing too fancy.
ANAKIN: Surge all power units. Artoo! Stand by the reverse thrusters.
ANAKIN spins his starfighter. The missiles spin and collide.
ANAKIN: We got 'em. Artoo!
Two missiles continue to track Obi-Wan.
OBI-WAN: Flying is for droids.
Suddenly, OBI-WAN shudders, and his ship starts to plummet toward the surface of the Trade Federation Cruiser. The trailing missiles fly into what looks like debris, and detonate. Five silver balls fly out of the debris and attach themselves to the ship. The balls pop open, revealing SMALL BUZZDROIDS that begin to crawl across the surface like spiders.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) I'm hit! Anakin?
ANAKIN: I see them . . . Buzz Droids.
The BUZZ DROIDS crawl across Obi-Wan's ship and start to tear it apart. SPARKS ERUPT where the BUZZ DROIDS break into the wiring. One of the BUZZ DROIDS goes after ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: Arfour, be careful. You have one . . .
ARFOUR's head gets ripped off and flies away.
OBI-WAN: Oh dear. They're shutting down all the controls.
ANAKIN: Move to the right so I can get a clear shot at them.
OBI-WAN: The mission. Get to the Command Ship. Get the Chancellor! I'm running out of tricks here.
ANAKIN moves into position just off Obi-Wan's left side and angles his ship so his guns are pointing at the DROIDS crawling over Obi-Wan?s Starfighter. ANAKIN fires and vaporizes the TWO BUZZ DROIDS, along with the left wing of Obi-Wan's ship.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) In the name of ...
ANAKIN: Steady . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Anakin, hold your fire . . . hold your fire. You're not helping here.
ANAKIN: I agree, bad idea. Swing right . . . ease over . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Wait . . . wait . . . I can't see a thing! My cockpit's fogging. They're all over me, Anakin.
ANAKIN: Move to the right.
OBI-WAN: Hold on, Anakin. You're going to get us both killed! Get out of here. There's nothing more you can do.
ANAKIN: I'm not leaving without you, Master.
ANAKIN moves his ship next to OBI-WAN's and tries to physically knock the BUZZ DROIDS off. There are five left. He manages to get one off, but badly dents OBI-WAN's ship in the process. One of the BUZZ DROIDS tears apiece off of the front of Obi-Wan's ship. Flames burst out, and more smoke billows out, obscuring the Jedi's view.
ANAKIN knocks off three of the BUZZ DROIDS and the fourth crawls out onto Anakin's ship and starts attacking ARTOO. ARTOO fights the BUZZ DROID.
OBI-WAN: Blast it ... I can't see . . . my controls are gone.
ANAKIN: Get 'em, Artoo. Watch out!
OBI-WAN: Artoo, hit the buzz droid's center eye.
ARTOO extends an arm and aims a stream of electricity at the swerving BUZZ DROID. The BUZZ DROID is hit squarely in the eye and falls off the ship.
ANAKIN: Yeah, you got him!
OBI-WAN: Great, Artoo.
ANAKIN: Stay on my wing . . . the General's Command Ship is dead ahead. Easy . . . pull up ... Head for the hangar.
OBI-WAN: Have you noticed the shields are still up?
ANAKIN: Oh?!? Sorry, Master.
ANAKIN streaks ahead of OBI-WAN's disintegrating Jedi Fighter and blasts the shield generator. It SPARKS and EXPLODES.
OBI-WAN: Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
9 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The shield door drops away, and OBI-WAN crashes on the deck of the hangar bay, engulfed in a FANTAIL OF SPARKS. A set of blast doors starts SLAMMING shut across the hangar opening, as material is sucked into space.
ANAKIN maneuvers around the oncoming junk and flies into the hangar just as the blast doors SLAM shut.
OBI-WAN ignites his light saber and cuts his way out of the cockpit. He jumps dear just as his ship EXPLODES. BATTLE DROIDS rush at him from all directions.
ANAKIN jumps out of his ship and cuts his way through the BATTLE DROIDS to where OBI-WAN is fighting. ARTOO pops out of the ship and follows ANAKIN.
OBI-WAN: Artoo, locate the Chancellor.
ANAKIN: Tap into the ship's computers.
They cut down the last of the droids and follow ARTOO over to a computer wall socket. The two JEDI fight off FOUR MORE DROIDS as ARTOO tries to find the Chancellor. Finally, a HOLOGRAM of the Trade Federation ship appears.
OBI-WAN: The Chancellor's signal is coming from right there. The observation platform at the top of that spire.
ANAKIN: I sense Count Dooku . . .
OBI-WAN: I sense a trap.
ANAKIN: Next move?
OBI-WAN: Spring the trap.
The JEDI start to leave; ARTOO follows. The JEDI stop and turn to ARTOO.
ANAKIN: Artoo, go back. I need you to stay with the ship.
OBI-WAN: Here, take this, and wait for orders.
OBI-WAN tosses the comlink to ARTOO.
10 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS enters the bridge of the TRADE FEDERATION cruiser followed by his TWO BODYGUARDS. He walks to the front of the bridge and stands in front of the NEIMOIDIAN CAPTAIN.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: What's the situation, Captain?
CAPTAIN: TWO Jedi have landed in the main hangar bay.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Just as Count Dooku predicted.
11 INT. HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN head for the elevator. A door opens in the hallway and two of GENERAL GRIEVOUS's BODYGUARDS confront the JEDI.
BODYGUARD I: General Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker. We've been waiting for you.
OBI-WAN: We are here to relieve you of Chancellor Palpatine, not join him.
As a dozen more droids join the group, the JEDI ignite their lightsabers and stand back-to-back.
OBI-WAN: Anakin. . .
ANAKIN: Ready.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN use their lightsabers and cut a large circle in the floor.
12 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI cut their way down several floors into a large generator room. Huge EXPLOSIONS outside the ship have caused several large pipes overhead to break, and fluid is spewing everywhere. The Jedi get up and turn off their light sabers. ANAKIN dips his hand into the fluid and sniffs it.
OBI-WAN: . . . fuel. The slightest charge from our sabers will send this ship into oblivion. That's why they've stopped shooting.
ANAKIN: Well then, we're safe for the time being.
OBI-WAN: Your idea of safe is not the same as mine.
They run, EXPLOSIONS rattle the ship, and pipes continue to burst around them, spilling more fuel into the hallway. At the far end, SIX SUPER BATTLE DROIDS drop into the fuel. The SOUNDS OF SHIELD DOORS CLOSING AND LOCKING ECHO throughout the hallway. They pass several large power generators, which are topped with SPARKING excess power dischargers.
ANAKIN: They're sealing this section off.
OBI-WAN: Six droids coming our way!
The last of the DOORS CAN BE HEARD CLOSING in the distance.
ANAKIN: Keep moving. There must be vents . . . This way.
They move along a wall. ANAKIN climbs up the side to a small vent. The fuel gets closer to the SPARKING dischargers.
OBI-WAN: We'll never get through that. It's too small!
They move toward a second vent. OBI-WAN is swimming in the fuel as it reaches to within a couple yards of the ceiling. ANAKIN feels along the ceiling and finds another smaller vent. He closes his eyes and tries to sense an opening, then he moves on. OBI-WAN is forced into hand-to-hand combat with one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. It pulls the Jedi under the fuel. Just before he is about to drown, OBI-WAN disables the SUPER BATTLE DROID by pushing him into an exhaust pipe.
The fuel is up to the Jedi's chins. ANAKIN finds a very, very small metal grate, then pounds on it until the tiny grate breaks loose.
ANAKIN: I found our escape vent.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, this is no time for jokes. We're in serious trouble here.
ANAKIN: Only in your mind. My Master. Look, no structure. . . .
ANAKIN grabs the side of the tiny hole and gives it a big yank, ripping a large panel loose revealing a "man-sized" work shaft. They scramble through it as the DROIDS swim closer.
13 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI pull themselves through the narrow vent shaft until they reach a small hatch in the side of the tube.
ANAKIN: Here's a way out.
As the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS reach the opening in the ceiling and the fuel gets to within a few feet of the power generator sparks, the JEDI work the keyboard on the pressure lock, opening the latch.
14 INT. SMALL PASSAGEWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI climb into a small passageway and slam the hatch shut. They make their way through the ever-shrinking shaft until they reach the end.
15 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
A hatch opens in one of the main hallways of the Trade Federation Cruiser, and the JEDI squeeze out, SLAMMING the hatch. Behind them, ANAKIN seals the hatch with his laser sword.
OBI-WAN: That won't hold when the fuel hits those power dischargers.
ANAKIN: The blast will break the hull. This side's pressurized.
OBI-WAN: You still have much to learn, Anakin.
16 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS climb up the vent shaft. SUPER BATTLE DROID R77 and SEVERAL OTHER DROIDS wait in the generator room as the fuel continues to rise toward the power discharger.
SUPER BATTLE DROID R77: I have a bad feeling about this.
17 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The fuel hits the SPARKING power discharger, and there is a HUGE EXPLOSION.
18 EXT. TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-BATTLE
A GREAT EXPLOSION and a flaming gas cloud spray out of the side of the Federation Cruiser.
19 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
A large bulge appears in the wall around the sealed hatch as the EXPLOSION hits. OBI-WAN jumps back, then stands amazed.
OBI-WAN: All right, you win. I have much to learn. Let's go!
ANAKIN grins at OBI-WAN, and they run down the hallway.
20 INT. WIDE HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The two JEDI wait for an elevator to arrive. They turn around and see they are face to face with THREE DESTROYER DROIDS. The DROIDS start blasting away. Anakin deflects the bolts. OBI-WAN frantically pushes the elevator button several more times.
ANAKIN: Destroyers!!
Finally the door opens, and they rush inside under a hail of laser bolts. The elevator door slides shut. The JEDI turn to see BATTLE DROIDS standing behind them.
BATTLE DROID: Drop your weapons! I said drop 'em.
The JEDI activate their light sabers and destroy all the BATTLE DROIDS.
21 INT HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
R2-D2 notices two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS entering the hangar. He moves and hides behind a Jedi Starfighter.
22 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator begins to move and screeches to a stop.
OBI-WAN: Did you press the stop button?
ANAKIN: No, did you?
OBI-WAN: No!
ANAKIN: Well, there's more than one way out of here.
ANAKIN ignites his laser sword.
OBI-WAN: We don't want to get out, we want to get moving. Artoo . . . Artoo. Do you copy? Activate elevator . . . (looks at control panel) . . . 31174 . . .
ANAKIN cuts a hole in the elevator ceiling.
23 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS are inspecting the Jedi starfighters. They overhear Obi-Wan's voice over the comlink and are distracted.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: What's that?
SUPER BATTLE DROID 2: Get back to work. It's nothing.
24 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN: Artoo?
ANAKIN climbs through the hole in the ceiling of the elevator.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Always on the move.
OBI-WAN continues to talk on the comlink. Artoo quietly beeps a reply.
25 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO tries to muffle the comlink as the TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS try to figure out where the voices are coming from. ARTOO extends an arm and plugs into a computer interface.
OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, switch on the comlink. Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we gave you a job to do! Artoo.
26 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Suddenly, the elevator plummets down the shaft. ANAKIN quickly jumps and grabs onto the hallway entry door. He watches as the elevator recedes down the shaft and disappears. ANAKIN struggles to keep his grip on the closed door as SPARKING wires rain down on him.
27 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator starts to descend rapidly.
OBI-WAN: Stop, stop! Artoo, we need to be going up.
28 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Anakin struggles to hang on to the narrow edge of the elevator shaft. The door to the elevator shaft is pried open, and TWO BATTLE DROIDS appear in the doorway and look down at ANAKIN. They point their guns at him.
DROID 1: Hands up, Jedi! Don't move.
DROID 2: Roger, roger.
29 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS overhear OBI-WAN's comlink messages to ARTOO.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: There it is again.
OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, do you copy? Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we need to be going up, not down.
30 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator races down as OBI-WAN holds on.
OBI-WAN: Stop. Artoo! We need to go up! Stop, stop!
The elevator stops with a jolt. OBI-WAN falls to the floor.
31 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS see ARTOO and walk toward the little droid.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: Hey you!
ARTOO plugs into the interface again and the elevator shoots up.
32 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN stands up after having fallen in the elevator.
OBI-WAN: Now, that's better . . .
33 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO is held up by TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS, who chuckle as the little Astro Droid curses and swings at them.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: You stupid little astro droid!
34 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN looks down and sees the elevator heading toward him at a high rate of speed. He looks at the BATTLE DROIDS leaning over him with their guns pointed at him. He calculates for a moment, then gives himself a push and flips himself up into the elevator shaft.
Before ANAKIN can arc into a descent down the shaft, the elevator races up through the shaft, cutting the DROIDS in two. ANAKIN lands on the elevator and quickly drops back through the hole in the ceiling. OBI-WAN is startled and ignites his lightsaber.
OBI-WAN: Oh, it's you . . .
35 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO activates his oil hose and sprays the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip on the oil.
36 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN: What was that all about?
OBI-WAN: Well, Artoo has been . . .
ANAKIN: No loose wire jokes . . . He's doing the best he can.
OBI-WAN: Did I say anything?
ANAKIN: He's trying!
OBI-WAN: I didn't say anything!
37 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO ignites his arm rockets and shoots out of their grip, spraying them both with oil and setting them on fire. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip and slide until they fall, smoldering. ARTOO rolls away.
38 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTER'S-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator door opens and the TWO JEDI carefully make their way into the main room of the General's Quarters.
At the far end sits SUPREME CHANCELLOR PALPATINE. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN move toward the CHANCELLOR.
As they get closer to PALPATINE, they see a very distressed look on the Chancellor's face.
OBI-WAN: (bows) Chancellor.
ANAKIN: Are you all right?
PALPATINE: (quietly) Count Dooku.
PALPATINE makes a small gesture with his hand. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN turn around. The elevator DOORS CAN BE HEARD OPENING AND CLOSING as COUNT DOOKU strides into the room. He is above the Jedi, standing on a balcony, with two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The Jedi turn to see him. He looks down on the Jedi.
OBI-WAN: (quietly to Anakin) This time we will do it together.
ANAKIN: I was about to say that.
COUNT DOOKU jumps down to the main level.
PALPATINE: Get help! You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.
OBI-WAN: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN throw off their cloaks and ignite their lightsabers.
COUNT DOOKU: Your swords, please, Master Jedi. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN move toward DOOKU.
OBI-WAN: You won't get away this time, Dooku.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN charge COUNT DOOKU. A great sword fight ensues.
COUNT DOOKU: I've been looking forward to this.
ANAKIN: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
COUNT DOOKU: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.
DOOKU lunges at the JEDI and they fall back . . .
COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) Your moves are clumsy, Kenobi . . . too predictable. You'll have to do better.
As the battle proceeds, OBI-WAN and COUNT DOOKU are tired. ANAKIN is stronger as he becomes angry. ANAKIN continues to drive the attack on DOOKU. COUNT DOOKU throws OBI-WAN back using the Force.
ANAKIN and COUNT DOOKU move up the stairs. As they reach the upper landing of the General's Quarters, ANAKIN leaps over COUNT DOOKU. OBI-WAN reaches the top of the stairs, destroying TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. COUNT DOOKU holds OBI-WAN in the air using the Force as he turns and kicks ANAKIN out of frame. OBI-WAN is choking.
ANAKIN hits the archway.
DOOKU sends OBI-WAN flying. The Jedi tumbles to the lower level unconscious. COUNT DOOKU spins around again and, using the Force, causes a section of the balcony to drop onto OBI-WAN. ANAKIN spins and kicks COUNT DOOKU, sending him over the balcony. ANAKIN Jumps, following him down to the main floor. COUNT DOOKU and ANAKIN continue the fight.
COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate, you have anger, but you don?t use them.
Anakin regains his composure and attacks COUNT DOOKU as the Dark Lord continues his spin to meet him head on. Their fighting becomes even more intense.
Anakin attacks COUNT DOOKU with a new ferociousness.
39 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Anakin and Dooku continue their fight. It is intense! Finally, in one last energized charge, ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU's hands. The Jedi catches the lightsaber as it drops from the severed Sith Lord's hand. COUNT DOOKU stumbles to the floor as ANAKIN puts the two lightsabers to his neck. PALPATINE is grinning as he watches COUNT DOOKU's defeat.
PALPATINE: Good, Anakin, good. I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now!
ANAKIN: I shouldn't . . .
PALPATINE: Do it!!
ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU's head. A huge EXPLOSION somewhere deep in the ship rattles everything.
ANAKIN: ... I couldn't stop myself.
PALPATINE: You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.
ANAKIN drops COUNT DOOKU's lightsaber, moving to PALPATINE.
ANAKIN: Yes, but he was an unarmed prisoner.
ANAKIN raises his hands toward PALPATINE, who is strapped in the Admiral's Chair. The Chancellor's restraints pop loose.
ANAKIN: (continuing) I shouldn't have done that, Chancellor. It's not the Jedi way.
PALPATINE stands up, rubbing his wrists.
PALPATINE: It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People. Now, we must leave before more security droids arrive.
The ship begins to list to one side. ANAKIN rushes over to OBI-WAN, lifts the control console from on top of him, and pulls him free. He kneels down and checks out his unconscious friend. PALPATINE heads for the elevators.
PALPATINE: (continuing) Anakin, there is no time. We must get off the ship before it's too late.
ANAKIN: He seems to be all right. No broken bones, breathing's all right.
PALPATINE: Leave him, or we'll never make it.
ANAKIN: His fate will be the same as ours.
ANAKIN picks up OBI-WAN, slings him over his shoulder, and heads for the elevators.
40 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Prepare for attack.
PILOT: All batteries fire! Fire!
41 INT. BATTLESTATIONS-REPUBLIC CRUISER
Clone gunners fire on the Trade Federation cruiser and take fire in return. Gun emplacements are destroyed. Clone troopers go flying.
42 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN carries OBI-WAN to the elevator doors and hits the button. PALPATINE joins him.
ANAKIN: The elevator's not working, (into his comlink) Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS a response to ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) . . . Activate Elevator 3224.
Suddenly the ship shifts to its side as the elevator doors open. PALPATINE is thrown to the ground. ANAKIN jumps to the door frame of the elevator. ANAKIN looks into the elevator shaft.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Artoo ... do you copy? Artoo, come in!
43 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Windows are blown out, droids and equipment are sucked into space.
PILOT: Reverse stabilizers.
44 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the ship rolls, spacecraft and equipment CRASH from one side of the ship to the other.
Several objects break through the metal blast doors, causing objects to be sucked into space. ARTOO starts to slide toward one of the small holes.
45 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the elevator shaft rotates, it has become a long hallway.
ANAKIN clings to the doorframe with OBI-WAN on his shoulder, as the Chancellor struggles to join him.
46 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO continues to skid and slide toward open space. He swerves around boxes and wrecked fighters. One of the BATTLE DROIDS stumbles and is consumed by the electronic shield in a zap. ARTOO BEEPS a reply as he dodges the laser blasts of the BATTLE DROIDS. One bolt hits very near him, and he SCREAMS in terror.
47 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
PILOT: Magnetize! Magnetize!
48 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO is about to be overtaken by a starfighter sliding behind him. He falls into a heap of broken battle droid parts and the fighter bounces over him.
49 EXT. SPACE-CORUSCANT
The TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER heads straight down toward the planet.
50 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN jumps into the horizontal elevator shaft with OBI-WAN still on his shoulder.
ANAKIN: We can't wait. Come on, we have to be fast.
PALPATINE climbs into the elevator shaft also. They start running. The ship begins to roll again, and the Jedi and the Chancellor are forced to jump from one side of the elevator to the other.
51 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Fire the emergency booster engines.
PILOT: Leveling out, sir.
52 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT ON SIDE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN still carrying OBI-WAN on his back, and PALPATINE run down the elevator shaft as it starts to move upright. ANAKIN cuts a control box on one of the doors, but before the doors can open, the ship moves to an angle, causing ANAKIN and PALPATINE to start sliding down the shaft. ANAKIN grabs some wires in the control box with one hand. PALPATINE grabs onto the Jedi's leg. As the ship rights itself, they are left hanging in the bottomless elevator shaft.
53 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT, VERTICAL-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE hang precariously on the side of the bottomless elevator shaft. OBI-WAN regains consciousness and tries to look around.
ANAKIN: Easy. . . . We're in a bit of a situation.
OBI-WAN: Did I miss something?
OBI-WAN looks down and sees PALPATINE and the bottomless pit. They hear ARTOO BEEPING on Obi-Wan's comlink. The ship begins to roll, causing the vertical shaft to move into a forty-five-degree angle. They hear the elevator brakes release and look up to see the elevator heading toward them.
ANAKINN: Hold on.
OBI-WAN: What is that?
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN look up to watch the elevator approach them at high speed, then OBI-WAN turns to ANAKIN.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Oops.
ANAKIN: Artoo, Artoo, shut down the elevator!
OBI-WAN: Too late! Jump!
They fall about three hundred feet before the tilt of the ship catches up with them, and they hit the side of the shaft and slide at great speed just ahead of the elevator. The shaft continues to rotate until it is completely horizontal.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN take out and throw grappling hooks. The hooks catch and they continue to fall. All the doors in the elevator shaft open up, and the group swings through the open door into a hallway. The elevator roars by.
54 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE fly through the elevator door and land.
OBI-WAN: Let's see if we can find something in the hangar bay that's still flyable. Come on.
ANAKIN: Artoo, get down here. Artoo, do you copy?
55 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the Federation Cruiser continues to rotate, ARTOO SQUEALS and pokes a periscope out of a pile of broken BATTLE DROID PARTS. He looks around then rockets up out of the debris.
56 INT. HALLWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN lead PALPATINE down a hallway toward the hangar bay.
57 INT. DOORWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
It is extremely windy as bits and pieces are continually sucked into space. The hangar bay doors are closed, but great stresses are being exerted as the ship twists, re-entering the atmosphere of Coruscant. They stop in a doorway leading into the hangar bay.
OBI-WAN: None of those ships will get us anywhere.
ANAKIN: I agree.
PALPATINE: What are we going to do?
ANAKIN: I don't know.
OBI-WAN: Don't look at me. I don't know.
ANAKIN and PALPATINE both look to OBI-WAN. He shrugs his shoulders. Anakin's Fighter has been sucked out of the hangar bay and is totaled. Suddenly, the ship turns on its side.
ANAKIN: Here, Chancellor, lock this around your waist, and hold on.
OBI-WAN: We'll head toward the bridge and see if we can find an escape pod.
ANAKIN hands PALPATINE the end of a cable that is attached to his utility belt. PALPATINE attaches it around his waist. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN throw their utility cables to some pipes in the ceiling and swing to a second set of pipes.
58 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN grabs onto the pipes that run along what was the ceiling and is now the wall. As he moves out into the hangar, TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS start firing at him. The Jedi ignites his lightsaber and deflects the bolts back at the DROIDS, blowing them up. ANAKIN and PALPATINE follow OBI-WAN along the pipes running along the ceiling of the hangar. PALPATINE struggles against the escaping air of the pressurized hangar. PALPATINE loses his grip as a pipe breaks, causing a rush of steam, but ANAKIN manages to maintain his grasp on the pipe as the CHANCELLOR dangles on the other end of the utility cable. They are surrounded by SPARKS and EXPLOSIONS as the ship twists and tries to break apart. ANAKIN moves out of the steam and struggles to pull PALPATINE back to safety. ANAKIN is almost pulled loose in the buffeting winds. The ceiling behind them buckles, causing pipes to break, creating geysers of steam. Some bits of pipe go hurling into the blast doors and out into space. They make it through a hangar doorway and close it behind them.
59 INT. HANGAR DOORWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN and PALPATINE are out of breath.
ANAKIN/OBI-WAN: Well, that was close.
They laugh.
60 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
BODYGUARD: General, we found the Jedi. They're in hallway 328.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Activate ray shields.
61 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
They run down the hallway. Suddenly, ray shields drop around them, putting them in an electronic box in the middle of the hallway.
ANAKIN: Ray shields!
OBI-WAN takes a deep breath to express his total disappointment.
OBI-WAN: Wait a minute, how'd this happen! We're smarter than this.
ANAKIN: Apparently not, Master. This is the oldest trap in the book . . . Well ... I was distracted.
OBI-WAN: Oh, so all of a sudden it's my fault.
ANAKIN: You're the Master. I'm just a hero.
OBI-WAN: I'm open to suggestions here.
PALPATINE: Why don't we let them take us to General Grievous. Perhaps with Count Dooku's demise, we can negotiate our release.
The Jedi look at each other in disbelief.
ANAKIN: I say . . . patience.
OBI-WAN: Patience! That's your plan, is it?
ANAKIN: Yes, Artoo will be along in a few moments and he'll release the ray shields . . .
ARTOO comes skidding across the hallway and bashes into the opposite wall. He takes a moment to compose himself.
ANAKIN: (continuing) See! No problem.
Suddenly several doorways open, revealing TWO DESTROYER DROIDS. SIXTEEN SUPER BATTLE DROIDS emerge from behind the DESTROYER DROIDS.
ARTOO turns and zaps one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS who then kicks ARTOO over.
SUPER BATTLE DROID: Don't move, dummy. Ouch! Zap this.
OBI-WAN: Do you have a plan B?
62 EXT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN PALPATINE, and ARTOO are captured by GENERAL GRIEVOUS. They stand before the ALIEN DROID GENERAL.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Oh yes. General Kenobi, the Negotiator. We've been waiting for you. That wasn't much of a rescue.
A BATTLE DROID walks to GENERAL GRIEVOUS and hands him the JEDI'S lightsabers.
OBI-WAN: That depends upon your point of view. Hah!
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: And Anakin Skywalker ... I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little older.
ANAKIN: General Grievous . . . Supreme Commander of the Droid Armies. You're shorter than I expected.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Ahhhh, Jedi scum . . .
OBI-WAN: Anakin, try not to upset him. We have a job to do.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. And this time you won't escape.
ANAKIN: Artoo.
ARTOO creates a distraction by extending all his arms, shooting out electrical pulses, and bouncing around.
OBI-WAN, hands restrained with electrobonds, spins around, reaches out and, using the Force, yanks his lightsaber out of the General's hand, ignites it, and cuts his bonds. He continues to spin around and cuts Anakin free.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Crush them! Make them suffer!
ANAKIN uses the Force to yank his lightsaber out of the General's hand.
The DROIDS that surround them begin to FIRE. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN jump into the line of fire. The bridge degenerates into chaos. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN are locked in a pitched battle between electro staffs and laser swords with GENERAL GRIEVOUS's TWO BODYGUARDS.
CHANCELLOR PALPATINE is taken away by two BATTLE DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS walks around the bridge directing the BATTLE DROIDS.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay and watch your stations.
OBI-WAN fights one of General Grievous's BODYGUARDS. The BODYGUARD carries an electrified staff about five feet long. When the laser sword hits it, electrical bolts fly everywhere and surround the laser sword. OBI-WAN is unable to cut the staff. The Jedi gets whacked pretty good a couple of times and is knocked halfway across the bridge.
OBI-WAN pulls himself together and attacks again, cutting off the DROID BODYGUARD'S head. The DROID BODYGUARD keeps attacking. ANAKIN struggles to defend himself against the other manic DROID BODYGUARD. He cuts the DROID BODYGUARD in half. TWO BATTLE DROIDS try to take the CHANCELLOR away.
ANAKIN follows them down the hallway and cuts them down, rescuing the Chancellor.
OBI-WAN finishes off the headless BODYGUARD. It crumbles to the floor in pieces.
ALARMS SOUND as the giant spacecraft begins to list and fall out of orbit. A PILOT yells at GENERAL GRIEVOUS.
PILOT: Sir, we are falling out of orbit. All aft control cells are dead.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay on course . . . Don't bother with them. Keep the ship in orbit.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN destroy the remaining DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS retrieves one of the BODYGUARD'S staffs and faces OBI-WAN. ANAKIN leaps over a console and lands behind GENERAL GRIEVOUS.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: You lose, General Kenobi.
One of the PILOTS stands next to the General.
PILOT: The ship is breaking up!
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: We've run out of time.
OBI-WAN tries to get at GENERAL GRIEVOUS. ANAKIN runs at the General from the opposing side. GENERAL GRIEVOUS turns and throws his electrified staff at the window. It breaks, causing chaos as everything that is not nailed down is sucked into space. GENERAL GRIEVOUS is the first one sucked out into space. He fires a cable from his arm that attaches to the ship. He swings in and lands firmly on the side of the ship.
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN, and PALPATINE hold on for dear life. A blast shield closes around where the window used to be.
63 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN continues to fight the BATTLE DROIDS. The DROIDS have backed him into a corner. OBI-WAN hides behind a control panel as the DROIDS blast away at him. He jumps up and over the DROIDS, cutting most of them down before he lands. He destroys the DROIDS and joins ANAKIN.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN cut through the rest of the DROIDS as if they were made of butter. PALPATINE stands in shock as he watches the carna
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANA
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANA
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANA
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get
