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By Wind(up)bird September 10, 2004 9:40 AM
Believe it. ?We think. ?Maybe. ?Apparently Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) dropped science at a single-and-still-living-in-my-bedroom convention. ?Download an MP3 of what Skywalker said and judge for yourself. ?May the dork be with you.
Mark tells those in attendance what Lucas has told him the third trilogy will be about. Hamill also goes into detail about Lucas' original plans for those films, when they would be made, and more. Plus, Lucasfilm's Jim Ward confirms that a "Star Wars" TV series is on the way in the near future (though he didn't say when it would be set).
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Nope, it's not true... 
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2004 9:38 PM
http://www.filmrot.com/articles/filmrot_news/005007.php
episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2004 8:24 PM
the sequals to the original trilogy will come to fruition. Although George Lucas may not be totally involved in making them the webmaster of supershadow.com will be. the plot scripts for Episodes 7,8,9 are available on his website. www.supershadow.com
Star Balls episode: eat shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2004 11:49 PM
I got a tip for your retard ship. Eat it asshole morph ball salad rectum tard-farm bars... Suck my wookie:)
you suck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 1:37 AM
sorry, your little scripts are frickin' stupid....
RE: you suck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 6:41 AM
Check em' out at www.fanfiction.net
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 7:51 AM
Dude, Supershadow is a nut-case that Lucas has been trying to shut down for years...In fact, he did manage to shut down his site for a while before the release of episode II. Don't believe a single thing he says....
star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 10:11 AM
chewbacca is yoda's sister.
No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 1:44 AM
On theForce.net, Lucas says, "This was never planned as a nine-episode work."
No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 1:45 AM
On theForce.net, Lucas says, "This was never planned as a nine-episode work."
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 3:50 AM
Lucas is a lying bastard!
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 4:07 PM
omg. Its so obvious that this is all fake. Why would he do more when then original trilogy wraps it up. Plus, if this was true, it would be kept secret, not told out to the public and given alot of details. It sickens me how fake this is. ugh
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 4:10 PM
chewbacca is not yodas brother. supershadow is an idiot. lucas never had any original intentions to make a third trilogy. and, why would mark hamil know so much? he wont even be in them if there was some. Lucas tries to keep things secret. And he does. Its ppl like supershadow that spread rumors around and then ppl think that lucas doesnt keep things secret. he does. its all lies. UGHH. curse u all for these stupid comments
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2004 3:01 AM
Whether this is true or not, Lucas DID originally intend for there to be a 3rd trilogy.
I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2004 2:36 PM
George Lucas if your reading this and it is true that you're gonna make a third trilogy,i think you should give me the part as Ben Skywalker because i'm your biggest fan.My
e mail is BassBoy0587@aol.com.
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2004 7:43 AM
You're so sad. You probably that fat starwars kid.
who knows? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2004 4:47 PM
I think that it will be based upon the adventures of Kyle Katarn the character of the video game jedi knight or it could be based upon the books who knows maybe Lucas is up to something really good
supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 3, 2004 4:11 AM
Does anyone know where this supershadow fellow lives??
these rumours need to be stopped.
email me - nikana_86@hotmail.com
thanks
RE: who knows? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 3, 2004 6:35 AM
You mean the guy from Dark Forces? He was a pansy ass.
RE: supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 12:08 AM
wtf?! "omigawsh! these rumours totally have to be stopped for the sake of mankind!!" cry me a fucking river. rumours are fun.
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2004 2:14 PM
wtf do u mean "the first trilogy wraps it up"??? there is soo much more to the story, if u read the books Lucas' people wrote!!!
RE: you suck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2004 12:09 PM
what's your problem star wars rocks. if u don't like it don't waste your time makin fun of it
i am very happy to hear a 7-8-9- star wars coming! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2004 12:01 PM
this will be grat for my daughter to see in the future, because she is now only 17 mos old, and she and i can watch all of the ones made before she is aware of the new ones coming out in the future thanks goerge for seeing to it another three star wars adventures in the future because your somply the best!
cassidykitty2003@aol.com
eh... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2004 9:34 PM
pretty much
Yoda reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2004 3:29 AM
This is something yoda would say when he ran into darth vader;
"Bend over and show me your dark side!"
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2004 9:54 PM
Well...about 7-9...it would kinda work out for Lucas to use thew orginal cast because they would all be about 30 yrs older and the stories take place 30 yrs later!
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2004 6:19 PM
just make the goddamn movie
star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2004 2:03 PM
George if you star another star wars saga I just want to be a part of it. I'm a student from the Illinois Institute Of Art in Chicago, and I am studding for graphic design. When I gradguate I want to work at Lucasfilm so if you change your mined count me in.
My address is 1828 N. Springfield, Number is 773-489-0668 or 773-875-4969, Email is padillajessie "take care"
P.S. My name is Jessie Danial Padilla
star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2004 2:06 PM
George if you star another star wars saga I just want to be a part of it. I'm a student from the Illinois Institute Of Art in Chicago, and I am studding for graphic design. When I gradguate I want to work at Lucasfilm so if you change your mined count me in.
My address is 1828 N. Springfield, Number is 773-489-0668 or 773-875-4969, Email is padillajessie "take care"
P.S. My name is Jessie Danial Padilla
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2004 8:06 PM
shoutup bitch
RE: i am very happy to hear a 7-8-9- star wars coming! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2004 8:07 PM
how nice. who gives a shit
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2004 8:10 PM
hey stop messing with the fat kid. your probably a loser or a geek in you room at 12;00 on your computer.
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2004 1:23 AM
Wow, you people need to not worry about these movies so much and go somewhere and learn how to spell!!!!!!!!!
your stewpid farking! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2004 8:49 PM
i bent me wooky
you all suck quite badly reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2004 8:52 PM
go stick a wookie up your ass and stop talking
7,8,9 a stupid idea reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2005 1:45 AM
i thought there wernt going to be another trilogy lucas said it himself, i think it should be left alone before star wars is ruined with some stupid storyline thats got almost nothing to do with the other two sagas.
7,8,9 A Hopeful Possibilty reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2005 9:17 PM
If the original scripts written by George Lucas are used to produce the final triology of Star Wars, it would be apparent that he would cast the original "members", considering that they would be of perfect age. As to the plot, it would be a direct tie-in to "The Return of the Jedi" and would only then conclude the full saga: peaceful repulic, internal conflict, war and destruction, 'a new hope', bad guys defeated, restoration of peaceful republic (which we have yet to see). Besides, because the first two trilogies have been such huge successes that they will continue to be a part of American culture, why would Lucas not take the opportunity to finalize his masterpiece. (And make a butt-load more money!)
RE: 7,8,9 A Hopeful Possibilty reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 5:22 AM
i think episode 1 should be the only episode
RE: 7,8,9 A Hopeful Possibilty reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2005 5:23 AM
i bet there will be an episode 99
TOP TEN REASONS HE WILL MAKE 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 5, 2005 12:47 AM
10.The movies have not lost their edge at all!
9.He has to use all those companies that he spent the last 20 years setting up for this specific purpose
8.to introduce a truly badass good jedi (luke is really a softy) into the movies.
7.Leia is still alive
6.Luke is still alive
5.Hans is still alive
4.Luke needs to be killed
3.Leia needs to be killed
2. Hans needs to come back
1. He can
hmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2005 11:41 AM
wow leaving a comment on something from september.. i dont see why 789 wont be made. but to flat out say that they are going to or arnt is wrong. if lucas himself says "there will be no more" he may be saying this truthfully or try to keep quiet on the subject. so if there will be 3 more... cool.. and if not, who cares.. hell they can just make kotor or jedi acad into a movie and ill see it
FUCK YOU reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 8, 2005 11:12 AM
THIS FUCK IS SHIT
Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 11, 2005 7:18 AM
I think the director of these three new movies should be Yoda. Just keep making SW movies for us and future generations, whoever.
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2005 11:00 AM
he probably would be a fat kid
RE: Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2005 11:01 AM
how would it be yoda?
RE: 7,8,9 a stupid idea reply
Posted by Duke Jivetalker (dukejivetalker@lukasarts.com) on January 17, 2005 3:02 PM
Actually, Lucas said that HE would't make another trilogy.
RE: Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by Duke Jivetalker (dukejivetalker@lukasarts.com) on January 17, 2005 3:10 PM
That is THEE most moronic thing that I have ever heard! This group's collective IQ has got to be on the left side of the bell!
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 5:43 AM
i agree
some of you guys are stupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2005 2:47 PM
what on earth is this shit. i love star wars. i'm not a nerd or anything or any of that shit. but wtf? yoda the director? come on. there is not going to be 7,8,9. lucas already said that. he has the rights to them and he got it on purpose so no one can make them. there is not going to be a 7,8,9. face it
Episode 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 9:37 AM
Someone said something about the iq level? I made that comment about yoda being director to make a point, but clearly it was to difficult for you to find out.
RE: some of you guys are stupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 11:47 PM
Money will win out eventually, if episode 3 is not a stinker, or better, as good as it could possibly be, there will be too much money involved for there to not be a 7, 8 and 9. The framework for the episodes have already been drafted, Lucas said it himself. Thinking that they will never be made because of some morale conviction on Lucas's behalf is more nieve than thinking that they will be made.
RE: Episode 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2005 11:51 PM
Find out what?
Hey, how about Peter Jackson, maybe you could give him a call!
dumbass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2005 12:03 PM
my ass could come up with better ideas
Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2005 12:14 PM
It would be kinda cool but they need to change a lot of the script to follow the expanded universe if the rumors are true.
Lucas DID say there will be 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 3:47 PM
Lucas said it himself.
I have the remastered trilogy with new scenes. It's the box set that came out a few years ago, not the current one.
Lucas said in an interview, included in the box set, that he plans to make a 3rd trilogy, picking up where episode 6 left off.
Well... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 5:53 PM
I was reading a "script" of 7, 8, and 9. They make no sense. They are so stupid, they have to be fake. One thing is, they talk about it being 30 years after ROTJ, and they have Chewie and Anakin Solo. They're dead! They died about 25 years after ROTJ. Lucas do a movie with dead characters, it would totally mess up the perfect balance between the movies and books. So no, there will not be a 3rd trilogy.
RE: Well... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2005 6:15 PM
It probably WAS a fake script, and NOT the one Lucas had in mind when he was interviewed.
Doesn't mean there won't be another trilogy.
And who cares if it ignores the books? Not being a fanboy, I don't read them, although I don't mind listening to the audio adaptions. Still, I couldn't give a damn if any future trilogy had little or nothing in common with those stories.
Star Wars is, first and foremost, eye-candy. I'd rather see more of it than be told it won't happen because a certain cult of fanboys might complain about them ignoring the books.
but what about the kyber crystal?!?! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2005 1:45 PM
Do you think George will introduce the Kyber Crystals in episode 8? I really hope so, cuz I want to see what color they are! : )
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 5:27 PM
i think youre a fuckin loser bitch. george lucas is a talented man and wouldnt have anything to do with a dumb loser bitch like u. ure giving a bad name for the great state of ilinois.
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 5:34 PM
GOOD LUCK pal! i hope george lucas is checking out your message.ben skywalker?
is he luke's son?
well anyway good luck dude!hope you make it to the movies.
from, Snake(mike).
what about tv show set in Mos Eisley Cantina. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 6:05 PM
this would be a great idea. Mos eisley cantina is a brewing ground for all kinds of cool aliens,smugglers,and outlaws! this can take place during the original trilogy or maybe before it when Obi-wan kenobi was a frequent visitor there getting drinks and finishing fights. this should be a good idea.
Snake(mike)
RE: what about tv show set in Mos Eisley Cantina. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2005 9:03 AM
The scripts make sense and if they are the actual ones he wrote 30 years ago then of course there might be some errors. I am sure he could modify them so they are in correct timeline with the Expanded Universe. It is set up perfect though the original cast is 30 years older and then can finaly do a lot of cooler stuff with the new technology now and n the starwars universe. Seriously though think about it, it is the perfect media bliz no one realy knows they are making a new trilogy, so if they do the media is going to go crazy and Lucas will have another billion in the bank.
Idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2005 8:34 PM
just let whoever wants to think it do so i hope there is a third trilogy but some of you guys won't let anyone dream ... fags
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2005 2:42 PM
first of all, that's uncalled for... leave her alone.Anyway, If Lucas wants to make the movies he'll make them, if not,well then he won't. Nobody here knows that and won't know that until he makes his descision. In my opinion it would be sweet if he made more, but it's nothing to bitch about. Oh, and I agree that most of you need to go back to elementry and learn how to speek again, you earn no respect and people don't listen if you can't communicate correctly
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2005 2:51 PM
first of all, that's uncalled for... leave her alone.Anyway, If Lucas wants to make the movies he'll make them, if not,well then he won't. Nobody here knows that and won't know that until he makes his descision. In my opinion it would be sweet if he made more, but it's nothing to bitch about. Oh, and I agree that most of you need to go back to elementry and learn how to speak again, you earn no respect and people don't listen if you can't communicate correctly
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2005 1:25 PM
go to hell!
RE:RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2005 1:27 PM
go to hell!
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2005 1:29 PM
I think that the guy that said that we should go home and learn to spell can go home and bum himself
Princess leias dildo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2005 8:39 AM
I want to be cast as her dildo in episode VII
RE: Princess leias dildo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2005 11:46 PM
what???????????
Nothing more , Nothing less reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2005 1:16 AM
The only thing of Star Wars i want to see (after Epsiode 3) is maybye a new game or some book. but thats it, star wars will be nothing more nothing less. Cause as you all know Episode 3 will tie in the new Trilogy w/ the old one. After that.....THE END, NO MORE NOTHING NATHAN NOTTA ZIP ZERO ZILCH.
b reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2005 7:00 PM
j,hv
George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2005 7:07 PM
OMG !! George if your reading this don't listen to these people. They don't understand. If you plan on making 789 call me for an audition. I work in the movie industry. Call me @ 707-291-6756 Karissa
call me? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2005 7:25 PM
lolololol dumb bitch
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2005 5:59 PM
WTF DID I JUST SAY... THERE ARENT GOIN TO BE ANY MORE STAR WARS MOVIES YOU DILUSIONAL FUCK HEADS........but now that i think about it more MIGHT be nice.........NAH!
VII,VIII & IX??? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 5:24 AM
got my vote. I would be happy if I was a stormtrooper that gets blasted in .029 sec. of a starwars movie just to say that it was me:)
vog523
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 9:19 PM
well if he does make Episodes 7 8 9 .... he should wait a lil bit then make em.... ya know let Episode 1 2 an 3 soak in a lil bit
Episodes 7, 8 and 9. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2005 2:17 PM
If Lucas does make Episodes 7, 8 and 9. He'll probably base them around the Timothy Zahn Books, seeing as episode 7, or 'Heir to the Empire' as it would probably be is set only 5 years after the Battle of Endor.
Actualy, it was planned as 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 6:21 AM
If any of you got were in elelementray school in the early-mid 90's or had a kid who was, they gavce out those scholastic book order forms in most of the schools. There was this thing you could sign up for wich was a monthly starwars fan mag that talked all about the universe os SW and came with these game books for a SW rpg (think D&D for 8-12 yr olds) In these magazines, i swear on my genitals, it mentioned that there are 9 episodes in the SW saga. Being enorsed by the lucas man himself i would trust them to be be wholy acurate. I think he is fibbing.
star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 5:29 PM
i think they should make another 3 but who know it will maybe be in like 10 years because there gonna make so much money off episode three and if they made another three i dont he would tell anyone
Star wars rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2005 5:30 PM
How the heck would anyone know if their gonna make 7,8 and, 9
RE: Star wars rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 12:01 PM
No one knows for sure if they will make more movies. Lucas has said he wont do another one but he never said he wouldnt let anyone else do it. After 3 I think he migth loosen the reigns and let someone else make them. them universe itself is so huge. There are enough stories and periods that have only been touched on and even more never told.
So while I think this will be the last Lucas Star Wars there might be more in the future from others.
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 7:55 PM
HA IM BACK BITCHS. hm more movies might be nice.... but seriously he should wait b4 making new star wars..... i mean think about it?
The REAL Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 9:31 PM
all I know is that Michael Suttle (aka Supershadow) is a Product Engineer at a small company which specialise in making "Fine Handcrafted Cabinetry" in Forest City, North Carolina. And he is full of $hit
RE: ..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 7:05 AM
He might die dumbass
idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 6:08 PM
do you think that George lucas just sits at home and is reading this message board right now...he's probably writing the real scripts to 7, 8, and 9, stupids. And anyway, I love the fat star wars kid comment
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 7:32 PM
lol...how do you know he isnt making htem already?
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 7:34 PM
oh yeha dun call me a dumb ass.... when i say he should wait, i mean he should wait a week after Episode 3 comes out on DVD
idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 7:35 PM
cuz hes making episode iii....anyway, george lucas just wouldnt let anybody else do those movies, theyre like his passion, guys
RE: idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 9:44 PM
yeah
Hii reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2005 11:23 PM
i just dont want star wars to be over..
im pretty sure there is gonna be a third trilogy
some guy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2005 4:25 PM
i dobnt want star wars to end either..... well acually i do but i just dont want to see more star wars movies any time soon......... maybye they should make a Tv show or a few new games ( i really wish they wlil make another Jedi Academy game )or some sorta miniseries... oh welll its just my opinion
damn supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2005 4:35 PM
i just read the suposedly synopsis for Episode 7 8 and 9, and i have to say THEY ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER SHIT,fucking supershadow making shit up and psoting it on his website... any one know where he lives?
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2005 9:28 PM
SuperShadow is a sad fraud who has fantasies about girlfriends that wear only transculent shirts. He has most probably never met GL. Try googling the titles in his "filmography." Google "supershadow" and read the forums and articles. the proof is there.
starwars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2005 4:11 AM
can i be ben skywalker is it true lucas that u might be doing a third trilogy with episodes 7, 8 and 9
my email adress is
connormackenzie@gmail.com
dont get your hopes up reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2005 3:40 PM
GL said himself he was done with star wars so dont exxpect anything more. Hes an onld man who needs his rest.
Pussy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 3:14 AM
i want to see princess leia's pussy
fuck you reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 3:16 AM
all of you people on here are losers. you stupid fucks. go fuck yourselves. i AM starwars. i am the creator of star wars. im going to fuck princess leiea now. bye bye, you stupid fucks
Anus reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 3:18 AM
star wars sucks. i'd rather smell a 80 year old asshole after it farted, than watch those movies.
RE: Anus reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 4:51 PM
im fred and i have an 80 year old asshole. it just farted
CRACK reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 5:00 PM
I SNIFF CRACK ALL THE TIME---BUTTCRACK...........bUT I PREFER 80 YEAR OLD CRACK
starwars episode 7,8,9...true?? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2005 7:25 PM
if u hate star wars keep tht to urself and dont make a comment. i really like star wars but i was watching the 60minutes when they had GL and he said it was the last star wars (as sad as tht is) and tht he wouldnt let anyone make more, but hey u never know
RE: Lucas DID say there will be 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 2:51 AM
I also have this trilogy...and it IS said in these interviews that SW is the TRILOGY of TRILOGIES..and that HE would be making 1 and 2maybe 3 at this time and that he would be finding a replacement to do 7,8 and 9 BUT would still be involved. CHeck out the interviews on the new-old VHS release. That's your proof.
Star Wars on TV reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 6:17 AM
Lucasfilm's Jim Ward confirmed that a "Star Wars" TV series is on the way in the near future
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 10:05 AM
u are weird why would they be related
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 10:06 AM
that is not what he said in the dvd so ha ha
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 10:07 AM
yes it is it will happen
RE: Star Balls episode: eat shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 10:08 AM
u know knowthin of the force
RE: you suck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 10:08 AM
i agree
..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2005 11:20 AM
why the hell are you talking about butt cracks?
Episode 3 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2005 11:22 AM
Padme: obi-wan said you killed my babies daddy
Darth Vader: NO!.. i am you babies daddy
hmmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2005 4:17 PM
maybe GL will skip 7,8,9 and do 10,11,12 instead. Then he'll go back and do 7,8,9 like he did with the first 6.
RE: hmmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2005 10:08 PM
nah it wouldnt work... remember how they made 7 police academy movies and ppl forgot about it like that? Star Wars will have the same fate if they made 10 11 12
7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2005 8:31 PM
GL said he was going to let his son do them. his son doesn't want to so unless one of them changes their mind they won't happen. so just shut up and wait to see what happens.
RE: 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2005 9:16 PM
heed my warning starwars WILL have the same fate as police academy... remember you can only milk a cow so many times b4 it dies.
so what im trying to say is he should stop... or at least wait til ppl get episode 3 on DVD, and dont say HE MIGHT DIE DUMBASS! from what? and if he does... well like you said his sons will probally make them, maybye.
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 5:54 AM
First of all you can't spell. So are you really in school? Furthermore I don't think any film director would be interested in a person of your intelligence. Let alone George Lucas.
RE: some of you guys are stupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 6:04 AM
We've all heard the talk of a new Indiana Jone's in the works by Lucas and Spielberg. Think of it this way Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and industrial light a magic have been Lucas's only work for the past 25 years. Furthermore he made the first 3 films 4,5,and 6 purposly to start so to set up the saga for nine episodes. I admit he had only planned the story from episode 1 - 6 in his imagination. But he has made star wars a epic and legend in itself. Think of episodes 7 8 and 9 to something of a "new republic" in a galaxy far far away. What else would Lucas do? He definitely wouldn't be satisfied in the years to come with just 6 under his belt. 9 episodes sounds a little more complete.
just wait reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 3:16 PM
Sitting here and talking wont get anything accomplished. If you really want a 7-9 trilogy, try to get something going. A petition or emails or some crap. If millions of people say they want more star wars he might change his mind.
Of course there will be more episodes reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 4:58 PM
I wouldn't compare police academy to star wars. People forgot police academy after the first one.
Star Wars is a whole different phenomenon. People love a good scifi movie.
Use common sense. Money makes the world go around. There is a billion bucks to be made of each episode. Do you really think they will stop making something that is going to generate a billion dollars worlwide at the box office, not to mention all the new toys.
There's to much money involved for it to ever stop. So, even if George doesn't want to direct any long surely he will allow someone else to do so.
If he doesn't and leaves the rights to his kids do you think they will sit on a billion bucks and say oh no we don't want it? Of course not.
There will be more episodes.
well reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 9:09 PM
i still doubt there might be more.... well in the near future at least, and if im totaly wrong and a month from now ill see a tv spot for Episode 7, well good for you. More star wars movies to watch. oh and to the guy who said i cant spell why do you care so much about it? i mean on the internet ppl could care less about spelling as long as they can understand what other ppl are saying er typing... so yeah fuck you
oh yeah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 9:13 PM
oh yeah, when i mentiond police academy the point i was trying to get across was that the more of something you make... the quicker the number of ppl remmebering it will diminish.
RE: oh yeah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 9:14 PM
thats what im saying what might happen to star wars
I just talked to Lucas... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 9:47 AM
He said that he is going to start production of Episode 7 in 2008. The emperor that died in E6 was a clone. However the reason clones were made of him is because he is sick and dying. His only hope is to turn Luke.
I just talked to Lucas... II reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 9:56 AM
Luke never marries, but Han and Leah do, and have twins (surpise) both males.
Luke and the twins form a royal family and head a new Jedi council and ultimately join together with the dark side to bring perfect balance to the force (like a dark crystal thing)
I just talked to Lucas... III reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 10:04 AM
Because the emperor joins with the light side. The emperor and luke join together for the sake of midiclorians, seeing that the emperor can both rule and live in harmony with the Jedi and so does become a midiclorian himself.
RE: I just talked to Lucas... III reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 7:43 PM
um ok
you didn't just talk to lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 10:03 PM
you dumbass just go to starwars.com and go to the databanks and just click on a character you wanna know about and click expanded universe then lucas gives away everything about the character and how they die and wo they marry and all that shit just go to the OFFICIAL SHIT
RE: Pussy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2005 11:53 PM
you idiot whats the matter with you writing crap on computer you are a enbarassmant to technology
you people are sad reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 5:07 PM
lucas said himself on a 60 minutes interview that there will be NO MORE EPISODES. yes, thats right, none. so instead of sitting her and posting about how you all want to be some character that doesnt exist, go get a job. and a life for that matter.
RE: TOP TEN REASONS HE WILL MAKE 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 5:34 PM
so help me if they incorporate another dumb ass race like ewoks or gungans, I will personally stick a rusty scalpel in george lucas' thigh
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 6:53 PM
yeah what he said
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2005 7:01 PM
i hate you
idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 10:02 AM
face it freaks, star wars movies are over.
Yes there will be a tv show to make more money but the movies are DONE.
RE: idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 11:01 AM
r the tv shows going to be cartoon or real shows.
RE: idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 11:04 AM
i know star wars is ment to be far-fected but clones of luke skywalker and darth vader? and mark hammil never actually say he was going to make another three he just said that it was luscas's idead in like 1973-1974 so...........
No Han or Lea reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 11:14 AM
Even if there is an episode 7,8,9, its probably nothing like supershadows version because theres know Han or Lea. I don't think harrison ford would be to up for doing it any-more he wasn't to keen on doing 'return of the jedi' and that was 22 fucking years ago.
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 11:33 AM
whats he got a 'bad feeling' about he makes refence to this in all three of his 'movies'
ITS TRUE reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 1:44 PM
I can tell you all that there is A star wars episode 7,8 and 9 script. This is not a lie, the plot of episode 9 is that the dark side make mature clones of luke skywalker and darth vader, and in this one they learn the combat of a light sabre. So there you go, 9 star wars episodes. Still unknown why the middle three were made on film firts tho, but hey, they were worth it.
HEZ RIGHT reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 1:51 PM
Yep, this guy is right, at the end of episode 9:
*WARNING, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS AT THE VERY END SO IF U DNT WANNA KNOW THEN DNT READ*
At the end they all go and celebrate the defeat of the dark side at Yavin 4, then on a distant hill side, there are bout 2000 light side jedi including darth vader, looking down on them, then it ends....the very end.
If u don't believe me then check sumhow, i have no reason to lie. The guy above: you know ur stuff, im impressed.
RE: HEZ RIGHT reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2005 1:53 PM
Ta, oh and they are not real jedi they are the spirits of the dead good jedi, but tanx newayz.
boo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 12:23 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
star wars episode 7 reply
Posted by mikester91 (No Email) on May 2, 2005 1:34 PM
ive heard that in episode 7 the sith bad guy is a person who was alive before Darth maul but was killed and in this episode he is ressurected and the jedi temple is rebuilt and luke is the head of the council.
k..... reply
Posted by darth sidious (shoshodem@yahoo.com) on May 3, 2005 5:20 PM
why are you guys or girls fighting over this. i wish i had a nuclear powered transmitter so i can frequenly divised over other galaxies
There WILL be a third trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 8:20 AM
I am George Lucas, i DO plan to make a third trilogy but, all these scripts and plots you find online have no truth to them!! I am looking for people to play minor roles in the movie and if you'd like to be considered send a picture of yourself and any acting expirience to spoonsslashlines@yahoo.com ! Please don't believe these scripts but trust me my fans, there will be a third trilogy!
May the force be with you
George Lucas
episode 7, 8, and 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2005 2:00 PM
wat bout the yyxonvong? Lucas has to at least put them in the star wras films.
RE: grow up and get some fresh air. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 11:50 AM
it has to be said that you lot are the lamest bunch of cocks i have ever come across on some low rate site for under nurished pale pukes. there is more to life than star wars. how about this for a suggestion get some air and natural light, then invest in a social life and some friends. then and only then will you have the force...
RE: grow up and get some fresh air. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2005 7:44 PM
ahahahahaah!
losers!
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 5:53 AM
please would you film the episodes vii viii ix so it will be the 9 part star wars film series
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:41 AM
I think it is true
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 11:46 AM
It's not fake the 7-9 tells more about Luke skywalker & companie and
how they face new danger
from new sith lords. Also it tells how the Jedi order is rebuilt.
Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 1:39 PM
I think Han Solo will be looking for the one arm'd man that killed his wife in #7. So, there definately will be a #7. Now, everyone knows that 7 ate 9. So, there definately won't be a #9. And, everyone knows that 8 is enough. So there!
Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2005 8:52 PM
In my personal opinion I think those scripts on Supershadow.com are real because I typed in my search engine....
.STAR WARS: EPISODE 7-THE FALLEN HERO
.STAR WARS: EPISODE 8-
THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
.STAR WARS: EPISODE 9-
VICTORY OF THE FORCE
and other websites have the STAR WARS: SEQUEL TRILOGY scripts not just Supershadow.
Supershadow posted the real STAR WARS: EPISODE III-REVENGE OF THE SITH script and from what I have read in the ROTS script happens in EPISODE III. So maybe everything that happen in the Episode VII,VIII,IX scripts are true. By the way the Sith are dead. Vader and Sideous were the last of the Sith in EPISODE VI-RETURN OF THE JEDI. Episodes 7,8,9 focus on the battle of the Jedi Vs. the Dark Jedi and the Mandalorians
thank you reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 8:01 AM
Ive been reading this message board for the last 15 minutes or so. All of you people are funny as hell.
Thank you for giving me a good laugh on an otherwise slow day.
episode 7 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 12:41 PM
Wot is the difference between dark jedi and sith?
episode 7 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 12:48 PM
And what is a Mandalorian?
7-8-9!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 7:57 PM
gl i think you should make the movies because then everyone would have something to look forword too
go 7 8 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2005 7:59 PM
addingon to the person before me think of who good the technology who be the graphics who look so real
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 5:48 AM
what the fuck
this rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 5:53 AM
go to http://www.jedipurge.com.htm
so you can see the entire story all by yourself, they exist the episodes
Mandalorians. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 7:58 AM
A Mandalorian is what Jango Fett and his son Boba Fett are. There Mandalorians. There war like warriors that were battle uniforms that represent bounty hunters. Mandalorians are from the planet Concorde Dawn according to the Episode 8 script.
Dark Jedi and Sith? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 8:04 AM
Dark Jedi-An Jedi or Forcer user that already is a Jedi or Force User but commits evil acts.
Sith-A Sith is a force user that uses the powers of the dark side of the Force and is pure evil. The Sith are the sworn enemies of the Jedi.
Examples: General Grievous is a Dark Jedi.
Darth Vader is a Sith.
Episodes VII,VIII,IX titles? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2005 2:07 PM
Maybe George Lucas would consider the:
THE FALLEN HERO
for EPISODE VII.
For EPISODE VIII
maybe the title...
BATTLE OF THE MANDALORIANS
Last for EPISODE IX:
BALANCE OF THE FORCE
just what GL would want.
star wars 7 8 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 4:47 AM
Go to the videos section of aol's website and go to the star wars experience section. Watch the one about C3PO. Lucas is talking to the person that plays C3PO and says he will see him again in 20 years.
RE: star wars 7 8 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 7:17 AM
is it just me or has any one else seen the links between star wars episode 1 and 2 and the two dr dolittle movies staring eddie murphy. this is a serious question and i would love to hear the opinions of fellow star wars fans and dr dolittle fans alike...
wtf!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 3:57 PM
you guys all need to get out of your parents basements and get a life they're movies for god sake who gives a flyin shit they are great to watch but not to obsess over your never going to be anything like anyone in them so why have your lives revolve around them go out get a job have a shower and get some pussy thats how the world should work
trilogy of trilogies reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2005 9:32 PM
I recall the rumors of 9 episodes planned for Star Wars right after Episode 4 was released.
I've always assumed there would be 9. But like some other postings here, I don't think Lucas will do them, too old and burned out now. He may be an advisor, but some new producer has to come out of the weeds to do them. I haven't read the scripts mentioned here, but I've always known that twins are born to Han Solo and Leia in Episode 7. Of course they become Jedi.
i don't even like star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 3:50 AM
i reckon there will be another 3, and then another and then another and then another. I don't even like star wars WTF am i doing here?
Mandalorians reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 11:20 AM
I always thought a mandalorian was a small group of African natives that mainly played the Mandolin.:) I could be wrong...
Random Shemp? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 11:22 AM
Why do they call me a random Shemp? I'm more like a random Larry or Moe...:)
Episode 7,8,9,10,11,12 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2005 2:22 PM
1st of all I have mentioned that a Mandalorian is war-like warrior that wears the same armor as Jando Fett and Boba Fett. There Bounty Hunter Warriors. We are going to see a huge battle erupt between the Jedi Knights and the Mandalorians in STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS.
2nd Lucas has already mentioned to a bunch of STAR WARS fans that in STAR WARS: EPISODE III-REVENGE OF THE SITH is the biggest movie of 2005 and makes alot of money then Lucas will make 1 more trilogy with in 10 to 15 years. The STAR WARS: SEQUEL TRILOGY(7,8,9) It all depends on the success of how much money EPISODE III-ROTS makes. In 30 years when Lucas dies his children will make STAR WARS: EPISODES X,XI,XII and that will be it. I don't know what the fourth Trilogy will be called but X,XI,XII will be different from the Skywalker family and set 1000 years after STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-VICTORY OF THE FORCE.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 25, 2005 5:12 PM
This is great! There is a clean slate...
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by 7yro (Theforece@hotmail.com) on July 25, 2005 5:36 PM
If theres going to be a 7th episode it will ruin George Lucas!
?? reply
Posted by 7yro (Theforece@hotmail.com) on July 25, 2005 5:41 PM
George Lucas ... my email is ...@hotmail.com
What the hell you guys think George Lucas is going to read this crap?
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 25, 2005 8:26 PM
Why do you think a new Trilogy would ruin Lucas?
sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 1:53 PM
hi
RE: sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 2:17 PM
Hey sloppy, your back?
MAN!! What the fuck, someone deleted most of the posts here, what an asshole!! This was my personal thread that would have become the greatest thread in history!! Then some guy comes and accidently deletes more than a thousand!!
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 2:36 PM
If there would be a new trilogy it should completely new, no old lukes or hans who will not die anyway, it should be new science fiction and nothing we would be expecting.
(ps. Hey George, I know you are reading this!)
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 3:48 PM
The thought of a sequel trilogy without the old characters is an intriguing idea. There would probably be a hundred year old Luke somehow.
S.M. vs. S.S. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 3:55 PM
The reason half this page was deleted is because nobody there got to see the conclusion of the greatest Sci-Fi action thriller ever, "Sloppy Monkey vs. Supershadow 2". This is what made them angry.
sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 7:22 PM
thank you thank you very much. you love me you really love me
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2005 7:59 PM
One day, I will provide an excerpt from "Sloppy Monkey vs. Supershadow 2", from John Elway Productions.
RE: sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2005 11:32 AM
"thank you thank you very much. you love me you really love me"
Elvis! You're alive!! You said that when you got your oscar too, didn't you?
RE: There WILL be a third trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2005 4:39 PM
You are fucking retartd if u were George Lucas Would you be lurking on some site like this and if they were being made u would need you freakin time elwhere LIAR!!!
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2005 6:45 PM
Today, I just had a childhood dream come through. I just saw Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) NAKED. I STILL want some of that.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2005 11:37 AM
Oh, you peeped while she was showering or something? Cool.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2005 4:41 PM
No, I saw them on A Nude Celebrity site.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2005 5:30 AM
And? Do you think the pictures are real?
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2005 10:50 AM
Yeah, they look pretty convincing to me...
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2005 11:04 AM
Really? Lucky you!
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 1:47 PM
Of course its true. Did you see episode3 !?
Do you know how crappy of a way that would be to end a saga?! WITH A FRIEKING PREQUL!? I mean come on! revenge of the sith was great and all,but the ending was sad and thinking about it being the last movie really pisses me off! george lucas isnt that stupid!
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 2:22 PM
yeah seriosly! you guys cant spell for shit
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 2:41 PM
you,v got to be kidding me!you two are fucking pathetic!
RE: Episodes 7, 8 and 9. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 3:08 PM
What trust me pal i'v read the books, they are so gay it makes you wonder weather timothy is japanese or not. I mean come on! heir to the empire? The glove of darth vader? the villian is a faget named trioculus, who falls in love with princess leia and tries to make her, drumroll please "the queen of the empire". what the fuck is that? thats just gay.
RE: Episodes 7, 8 and 9. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 3:35 PM
Yup, I agree, I read the books too and they weren't really interesting, no one special dies and there is no such thing as a plot or anything unexpected.
But I DO recommend reading the first star wars draft about annikin starkiller, very interesting story although a bit gory.
When Episodes VII,VIII,IX will come out. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2005 6:11 PM
The Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy isn't untill 10 or 15 years so were looking at maybe 2015 or 2020 for information on Star Wars: Episode VII. It will happen Lucas isn't yet through on Star Wars. There be many pressure from around the fans, the world, and Lucasfilm or ILM employess to pressure Mr. Lucas on doing Episodes 7,8,9.
RE: When Episodes VII,VIII,IX will come out. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2005 8:18 AM
And how do know that they will be made in 10-15 years when George Lucas is always saying they will NOT be made and do you think George Lucas cares about fans who want him to go on forever?
VII,VIII,IX will be made reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2005 1:33 PM
George says no but there is no doubt that someone else will conjur old Georgy boy to cough up the rights to Star Wars to a professional worthy of making the sequels. Remeber when IV,V,VI cameout and Lucas said he isn't making any more then 16 years later he made I,II,III well if GL is still at it and healthy in 10 or 15 years there will be VII,VIII,IX. Have faith.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2005 8:08 PM
I thought I heard that the reason Lucas didn't make the prequel trilogy was something to do with family problems, like divorce, or something? Anyone know anything about it? So, you never know. A new trilogy might come sooner than you think. Hopefully, G.L. will get bored.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 11:00 AM
As long as no one here listens to SuperShadow because he is a loser who makes up boring stuff and calls himself the master of the universe.
John Elway (re:Supershadow) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 12:58 PM
I can't stand S.S. & his B.S.! For a guy who claims to be behind the scene, he doesn't know ANYTHING about Star Wars. Just listen to the responses he gives to all the questions. The guy is clueless.
RE: John Elway (re:Supershadow) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 3:53 PM
Like what would Lukes sith name be if he would fall? (SuperShadow: Darth Firefox.) ??????????
These kind of stupid things are always at SS.com.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2005 6:31 PM
Why hasn't Mr. Lucas put Supershadow out of buisness yet? He supposedly doesn't use the internet, or even have an E-mail address. Perhaps he doesn't know the extent of his bullshit. It's said that in the 16 years between the old trilogy and prequel trilogy, Lucas had personal problems, and that is what held up it's production. You never know, a new trilogy could be here before you know it.
DUMB ASSES! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 4, 2005 5:23 PM
Face it, George Lucas SAID there would NOT be another 3 movies. All of you who say there are, just wish there were so you could get horny off the nasty alien chicks. If there is still a doubt in your mind and you give some fucked up reason like "He will succumb to money" you need to fucking wake up. George Lucas is a BILLIONARE. He doesn't need the money. He made 1-3 because he had already planned it. He isn't some sellout who's just going to make more movies for the money. Get a grip... and a life!
RE: DUMB ASSES! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 5:09 AM
Nobody cares what you think sorry, maybe he will maybe he won't, you don't have to get mad at us, get a grip... and a life!
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 5:14 AM
We will see..
If he will I hope it is going to be a real futuristic movie and a real original storie.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 7:24 AM
Would you rather a whole new story, or basically a continuation where ROTJ left off, say, 20-30 years later? The only old character really important would be a venerable Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 10:11 AM
Yes it is lucas isnt gonna do it but its gonna happen
RE: Star Balls episode: eat shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 10:12 AM
Fuck u you stupid mother fucker u EAT SHIT
Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 4:27 PM
Yes to those that don't believe that Episode VII,VIII,IX won't happen are a doubters are assholes. There is no ways lucas won't let his fans down by not letting someone else continue the Star Wars saga after Episode VI-Return of the Jedi. Can you all stop swearing at each other all be friends. Supershadow is a lying bastered since he lies on the website plus never answers my questions. Lets see what lucas says after the 2 Star Wars tv shows.
A break for Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 4:38 PM
Lucas is just taking a long Star Wars break. He says no to build up Star Wars hype for those that won't the Sequels to happen. We will hear something about more Star Wars probably after the 2 tv shows.
sorry reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2005 4:39 PM
My grammers off I ment for those that want the sequels not won't
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 11:11 AM
I would probably prefer a whole new story, but if Lucas would continue maybe he would be able to make it exciting by letting Luke die or something, I guess it doesn't really matter as long as it isn't as boring as the Supershadow crap..
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 12:31 PM
Boring is right. Do you think some of the classic trilogy characters should die? It's fine by me, if that is what Lucas believes. The introduction of new Jedi, Anakin Solo and Ben Skywalker, is exciting.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 1:48 PM
Well, they shouldn't die for nothing, the story should be very unpredictable, maybe even with an open ending or the hero dying in the end or something.
I wish I didn't know how episode III would have ended, then I would have probably enjoyed the movie more.
Not that I didn't like it, I really liked the death of Mace Windu but the whole Palpatine versus Yoda was unnecessary and made the movie look a little dumb..
Anyway, if any hardcore star wars fans read this, you should take the time to read the absolute original star wars story!
http://www.starwarz.com/starkiller/scripts/thestarwars_rough_draft.htm
The link is one of many, if for some reason it doesn't work..
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2005 7:00 PM
Thanks, bro. I will let you know when I read it today or tomorrow.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2005 2:29 AM
It took me days to read it, but it is a pretty gruesome story.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2005 11:04 AM
WHOA... Man, those original scripts are super cool. I breezed through the others, but I have read the whole 'Revenge' script, as it is the shortest. 'ROTJ' would have been 100 times better if they had used the basis of that 'Revenge' script. SUPER COOL. Just by reading that, it answers many questions that has been wondered about. There is enough material there to keep me busy for the next two weeks. I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. Now, one question...Who is this that I have been replying to? Please post a 'name'.
go jack yourself reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2005 8:07 PM
there wont be a mother fuckin episode 7,8 and 9 you internet noobs go get a life and stop dreaming like lucas said there wont be another saga only the mini series, the end btw go hang urself by the balls
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 6:55 AM
My name is Chris but I like to be anonymous as anybody can barge in and annoy me, but did you read the starkiller script? It really had a 'Dune' feel about it.
I will read the ROTJ script too tonight, I now have to go to work..
RE: go jack yourself reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 10:33 AM
You are angry? What is a noob? How come you think everybody still thinks there is gonna be a sequel trilogy? Or are you just plain retarded?
Charles reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 12:16 PM
Whoah!! Those rough drafts are fucking cool! Lucas really should have put in that post coruscant planet in ROTJ, he eventually ended up with just two planets a movie or something, it really should have been more!
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 12:28 PM
Still reading all this GREAT STUFF... could take a while! This is better than anything. It is hard to believe that Star Wars itself could have been even better. I will report back when I am finished. Thanks again Chris. And, I didn't want you to use your real name, for that same reason. My real name isn't John Elway.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 1:51 PM
Oh okay, my real name is Chris but I will not use it.
As for the starwars scripts, I think Lucas toned them down a little for the children or maybe to build up tension for the climaxes wich are very important in movies.
But the story's are really cool and futoristic, it would be cool if he had used them!
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 2:39 PM
Funny.. Jabba falling into the sarlac pit monster.
episode 7: A new threat reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 2:55 PM
this is da nxt star wars movie unless george lucas givez it 0/10!!!
RE: episode 7: A new threat reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 2:57 PM
this film iz not comin out and there iz gonna be a TV show on star wars!!!!!!
RE: episode 7: A new threat reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 3:10 PM
Yeah a yguygut to you too..
Hey, BTW whatever happened to Southparkforever and Sloppy Monkey??
Petition george for the last trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 3:43 PM
For everyone who wants there to be 7,8 & 9 should petition george lucas for him to create the last trilogy. From rumors ive herd since i was a kid. han and leia have 2 children and luke is suduced by the dark side for a period of time before being redemped by one of han and leias children. but this is just rumor that i herd was on the orginal script.
still we should petition while mark and the others are not to old.
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 5:28 PM
are there going to be star wars 789
are there going to be 789? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2005 7:01 PM
yes there will be Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX but not for another decade or 15 years. Lucas is taking a long Star Wars break for now but will return to do Episode VII in a couple of years. Last to let someone else finsh the Sequals with VIII and IX.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 8:36 AM
Who needs Supershadow? Thanks to SuperChris!!!!
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 8:49 AM
Today my friend SuperMoron posted my question again, it's even the first question to be answered:
"Shadow, you must halt your scoring for a minute (SuperShadow: Not likely. Scoring is always at the top of my list.) because it is time to stop George. He claims people who try to find plot errors are losers! (SuperShadow: You expect me to say these kinds of fans are winners?! Who wastes even one second looking for plot mistakes?)
Indirectly he is offending you too! (SuperShadow: Criticism is the best form of flattery. Lucas worships the ground I walk on.) P.S. I think you are the coolest guy on the planet, but George has some major issues! (SuperShadow: SS is legendary. I?m the only famous Star Wars fan on this planet. Everyone knows about me and my unparalleled genius. Lucas is frustrated with some of the fans because they are never happy. No matter what Lucas does he can?t win all the fans all the time.)"
Of course the 'Lucas' I talk about is Mickey Suttle himself so I am actually talking about him, hehehe.
I did not even read what HE wrote, I just wanted to trick him, too bad you have suck up so much with him to get a post..
RE: are there going to be 789? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 8:52 AM
How do YOU know it will take 15 years, maybe he will start within one year, do you know the guy or something???
RE: are there going to be 789? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 9:43 AM
"yes there will be Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX but not for another decade or 15 years. Lucas is taking a long Star Wars break for now but will return to do Episode VII in a couple of years. Last to let someone else finsh the Sequals with VIII and IX."
You have this information from supershadow.net?? Hahaha, you are moronic, no? Or are you George Lucas????????
i am gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 3:39 PM
can u fuck me only guys
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 4:42 PM
HAHAHA!! That's funny! Supershadow will go to tremendous lenghths to prove he is truly the dumbest man on the planet. Still reading these original scripts. Everyone should check them out... May the Force be with you, Superchris.
omfg u stupid people reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2005 6:33 PM
LOL u ugly mofos makes me laugh cant u get ur fkn brain straight that there wont be another sequel i totally agree with what "go jack yourself"
Facts reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2005 1:09 PM
from what i know GL is in his l8 50s and in a resent interview he stated that if he was to finsh the last 3 films he wouldnt finsh the 3rd till he was in his l8 60s.
although i am dispointed and think he should let a close director such as speialburg ( bad spelling) to complete the last 3, i respect that if thats his choice i am greatful for the story he has given us.
RE: omfg u stupid people reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 12:57 PM
"LOL u ugly mofos makes me laugh cant u get ur fkn brain straight that there wont be another sequel i totally agree with what "go jack yourself"
Hahaha!! I am laughing with you, not at you! Really!! No really! But does this all meant that you are retarded??
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 1:03 PM
Man.. SuperShadow is getting so annoying these days, he is constantly repeating himself and calling other people insane while not even listening to any reason.
Even if his site was just for fun I still think he should die, he is constantly bashing all these little kids who really believe they are talking to Lucas.
RE: omfg u stupid people reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 4:44 PM
LOL? only a retard like u laugh like that *points and laugh* lol get a life u star wars geek LOL ur making me laugh
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2005 6:25 PM
Supershadow is clueless... I believe all the people here know just as much about Star Wars than he does. He's always bashing 'The Empire Strikes Back'. Is that anyone's favorite S.W. movie here? I've always thought of that one as my favorite.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2005 6:54 PM
HOW THA FUCK DO YOU KNOW?????????
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 7:54 AM
Yes, I always liked the movie too, because of the planets, now I think it is a great movie because of the story.
SuperDuper doesn't like it because he prefers happy endings or something.
I just finished the revenge of the jedi script a while ago, the ending didn't really seem that good, but I wonder what it would be like if that story was filmed. I do think they should have shown the capitol city in episode 6.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 7:54 AM
I mean capitol planet.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:18 AM
'Empire' has always been my fave, way back when I was just a kid. It is unusual a movie can combine so many aspects of theater perfectly: good vs. evil, drama, action, romance, rescues, escapes, betrayal, friendship, and cliffhangers.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:25 AM
When you say capitol planet, you mean 'Had Abbadan, (or whatever it was called) right? So, is that way Superstupid hates 'Empire'? I always wondered why... that makes sense. Another reason he hates the old trilogy is that he had no hand in making them as he did the new trilogy... HAHAHAHAHA!
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 12:06 PM
SuperSuper isn't a real starwars fan, he is only attracted to jar jar, but he keeps saying the same crap about the classic trilogy.
"(SuperShadow: The odds of someone like you having friends is very low. Talking to your stuffed animals doesn?t count. Hahaha.)"
He is always talking about himself, hahaha.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 12:19 PM
"'Empire' has always been my fave, way back when I was just a kid. It is unusual a movie can combine so many aspects of theater perfectly: good vs. evil, drama, action, romance, rescues, escapes, betrayal, friendship, and cliffhangers."
Yes, it was real different than you would have expected, ending with Luke's hand being cut off after losing terribly to Vader (not to mention finding out Vader is Annakin), too bad I don't remember the first time I saw it.
It is probably the most original and interesting one out of them all.
What did you think about the Attack of the clones by the way? Do you think Lucas on perpose made them on the side of the republic instead of a war against them as everybody expected?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 12:53 PM
Hey guys, thanks for exposing Supershadow, we all know that Empire is a great movie even if he doesn't want to admit it. I am sure Episodes 7,8, and 9 will be made somday, but who knows when. Bottom line money movtivates everything and no matter how rich people are they always want more, just ask Terrel Owens
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 2:11 PM
One reason 'Empire' didn't make as much as the first, is this. As many people were standing in line for 'Empire', people leaving were heard saying "Man, I can't believe Vader is Luke's father!?" This caused borderline RIOTS at theaters, which resulted in many disgusted people leaving the theater.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 2:18 PM
I personally really liked Ep.II. I like the ones that aren't too kiddy better, unlike ROTJ and TPM (too much Jar-Jar and Ewoks). I thought it was done well, meaning, how else could the Emperor create such massive armies? It makes sense. A conversion of the Republic into the Empire.
ok lemme make my imput reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 2:59 PM
supershadow = fake bastard who masturbates to pics of chewbacca
look lucas intended a 3 movie series originaly (lemme put this into context) the first movie was gonna be ep 1 2 and 3 altogether then the sequals were like that two one movie originaly acounted for a whole trillogy and he had 3 movie ideas but nope wouldnbt work at that point no one carred star wars was well nothin before ANH ok now here we get in depth george at least could make 1 movie just 1 here is ANH the bringger of this whole empire of movies because it was hnis favorite part from the second storie ok but it got big REALLY FRIGGIN BIG so he continued but after RoTJ guess what georgy said NO MORE STAR WARS ohhhhhhhhhh he said that after 6 bout 20 to 30 years later the news had a damn feild day george lucas announces ep1 of starwars it was the friggin 70's and 80's all over again wooooooooo
hooooooooo
awsome we were all happy except about binx
(binx was cool) ok then it went to ep3 i have seen it ok this is bein written after i saw it then once again lucas
(now repeating this same process) lucas anounces no more star wars :( ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bull shit see history is somethin lucas likes to repeat we will get ep 7-9 but not like supershadows bull shit ohhhhh and everyone who wants an star wars tv series (btw i love starwars) we all know good the indiana jones tv series did lol btw lucas doesnt read here so stop posting your phone 's wich im gonna call and annoye you over ok soooooooo STFU ok cause i know this is probably gonna happen ok (lucas probs wont die look at ian the dude who played palps he is oold but was in the PT soooooo there ya go) ok hope you h8 my opinion cause im probably wright this is the net i know you will flame me cause i cant punch you through the comp but atleast consider what i said
RE: episode 7 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 3:06 PM
ok dark jedi uses jedi arts for evil sith has a style entirly to itself
RE: episode 7 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 3:07 PM
mandalorians are a race in star wars bobba fett wears mandalorian armor
Kyle Katarn kicks ass! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 6:57 PM
Kyle Katarn is kickass. It would be awesome to see a movie about him.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 7:38 PM
Forget Shadow, his ideas are stupid, I have written in and given some really cool ideas, I think that Revenge of the Sith was great and I have to agree with you Elways, Attack of the Clones was the bomb, I liked Phantom Menace better,NOT, I think that Revenge of the sith had a week ending in fact I think George should rerelease it with and additional 15 miniute ending I came up with if anyone is intrested I will give you a brief description, stupid Supershadow, blew me off but my friends I told about the idea thought it rocked. Anyway this place rules this is were some real fans are not that stupid Shadwow website.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 8:05 PM
I too thought ROTS ending was OK, but lacked something. Lucas says that the prequel trilogy was about Anakin's fall to the dark side, more than a story about Vader. I'm sure we all wanted to see mech. Vader in action, cutting Jedi in half, or SOMETHING... I would like to hear your 'additional' ending idea. But, who knows what deleted scenes will be on the DVD?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 9:32 PM
Okay, Elway, here is the short version, I don't want to fill up to much space. But we leave off at were the movie currently ends. Then it does the fade to black like Lord of the Rings and then appears back on the screen a two man starfighter flying up from Tantoine piloted by Yoda he has just dropped of Obi-Wan and Luke. He says goodbye to ObiWan over a comlink and mentions that he will try to unite the Jedi together who are out on missions all over the galaxy, but that Obi Wan needs to keep viligant watch over Luke. He then goes into hyperspace when he comes out of hyperspace he is ambushed by the imperial fleet, the emperor was not going to let yoda get away so easily a batch of tiefighters pursues Yoda led by the emperors new apprentice, Darth Vader, Yoda quickly dispatches the other Tie Fighters, but can't seem to shake the leader, unusually strong the force is with this one he says. Vader blows one of the engines on Yodas starfighter and he has to make a forced landing on the nearest planet... Dagobah. Ok all send this and then type so more.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 9:45 PM
So Vader follows Yodas ship to the crash site when he lands the ship is a fiery wreckage, Vader inspects the ship and says "Maybe the great jedi master was not so powerful", Slowly moving out from the shadows with cane in tow, Yoda, appears, "Assume much you do young skywalker, the force is my alley and powerful one it is" "Master Yoda, that name is dead to me now, Anakin is no more, I am Darth Vader" You will soon no the true power of the darkside" Lightsabers ignite. "MM Powerful you have become, powerful, but your destroyed all that you have loved it has." "Deceived you have been by your master" the two began a duel the likes that has never been seen before, it goes on for a solid minute of parry and thrusts, Vader is knicked in the shoulder blades by Yodas lightsaber. He lets our and Arrgh, "No Master Yoda, it is you and the greed of your jedi order that has caused Padmes death, I will bring order to the galaxy, and I will make the Emperors empire strong, I will not let it be weakened by those like you" At this point Vader is in a complete rage and is feeding on the darkside of the force his hatred is more intense than is humanly possiable, thinking about padmes death has made him furious. Ok, I will finish it off in the next one.
youyr ending was gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 9:59 PM
your ending was gay
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:10 PM
So Vader and Yoda continue there climatic batttle they are moving through the swamp levitating things and dueling with lightsabers they make there way to the "Cave" you know from Empire Strikes Back, here the dueling gets very serious, Yoda is hit by a giant rock vader levitates at him, Vader takes advantage of this and backs Yoda out of the cave and towards the swamp he then causes a force avalanche and a giant bank of mud, rock, trees falls right on top of master yoda. Vader looks at the rubble and then says "You brought this upon yourself, all of you brought this upon yourself, because you were jealous of my power had you just made me a master, the Emperor has seen my power, fools" he clenches his fist. He then meditates feeling for master yoda presence, "I feel nothing" He then goes back to his ship and brings up a hologram of the emperor, "my master, I no longer sense Master Yodas prescene" In his raspy voice the empereor says " Yes Lord Vader I no longer sense it as well, your hatred has made you very powerful, as I have foreseen, very good my apprentice" cackling laughter. " Master Obi-Wan, he is not here" The emperor says "Aw my apprentice wants to complete his revenge, he is of no bother to us, without Master Yoda, or any other members of the council the jedi are powerless" You will hunt the rest of them down one by one, you will have your revenge one day, Vader, I have foreseen it" It is a great day for the galactic empire we have seen the end of the jedi council and the creation of my Empire. Return to me Lord Vader we have much work to do" "Yes my master" Vader starts up his ship he takes one last look at the mound Yoda is buried under, "You brought it upon yourself", we then watch the spaceship fly off the planet. As the camera follows the ship of the planet it then pans back down to the mound, a few boulders start moving, and then a few more then suddenly pieces of the mound start flying up, until eventually Yoda is uncovered, Dirty, broken, and defeated he arises with cane in tow. "Fallen they have Dark times upon us, he then hobbles to an area and begans building what his to be his future home, his hut on Dagobah. The screen slowly pans up as we watch this higher and highter until we just see the planet of Dagobah, then the screen fades to black. After a few seconds pause the screen comes back on, instead of Dagobah we now see the planet of Tantoine. The camera then slowly descends until we finally reach the planets surface, we see Obiwans hermit cottage and on the cliffside is Obi-Wan with his Starwars Binoculars like the ones Luke uses in New Hope. He is looking down on Owen and Beru Lars who are holding Luke(basically he is looking at the ending of Revenge of the Sith how it currently is. As he is watching them he is startled by a great disturbance in the force,he looks to the stars, he knows something bad has happened to master yoda, He looks down at Luke again, "That boy is our last Hope" Then the ending starwars music pops up and the credits role. The end.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:23 PM
Anyway I think Lucas should rerelease Revenge of the sith in a few months with a this new 15 to 20 miniute ending, so people will go see the movie again and it can knock Titanic off the number one slot. Even though somebody just said this ending is gay, I think it would accomplish alot and would be fairly inexpensive to film, most of the scenes since not involving real people could be done digitally, you would need the voices of James Earl Jones and Ian Macdirmand for the hologram image of the emperor, and I am sure Ewan Mcgregor would film the 10 seconds for his part. Anyway this would wrap up everything much better and give the fans mechanical vader battling like we wanted to see, yoda dueling more(who doesn't love that) a cool space battle, (with yoda flying a starship(super cool), it would also explain why yoda was on Dagobah, he was stranded since there is no civilzation on the planet how was he going to get off, and no one knows hes there, that is why he is a little bit batty in Episode V he has been stuck on the planet for 20+years. Also Obi-Wans last line would be perfectly setting up the title " A New Hope" Anyway I think it would be awesome, those who don't are entitled to there opinion but most of the real starwars fans I know think it sounds cool, if you don't thats fine by me go get on Supershadow.com and listen to his bullshit then.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:23 PM
ok we needed one anakin killing a jedi scene (and it should b a good ten min)alright in the temple after the younglings yousee two jedi (quinlon vos and shaak ti) anakin ignites his saber the 2 jedi do the same anakin makes the first swing quinlon blocks it it goes on 2 min then anakin takes 1 of quinlons hands and he is fighting 2 jedi (anakins fighting 2 jedi lol) but quinlon even with the loss of his hand he is now fighting left handed now you can see anakin crying still fighting he cuts quinlon diagnoly in half he is really cryin now
he kicks shaak ti in the stomach she falls to her knees ani turns his saber off and puts the emiter of it to her head he is now crying his hardest sidious walks in and says DO IT lord vader in his creepy voice he turns the saber on well its at her head and she dies...
that would be an awsome scene
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:25 PM
Hey drunklightsaber, that sounds awesome, I would love to see that, they should add that scene as well.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:27 PM
thanks dude i kinda didnt like yours well not as an ending but well its cool but it doesnt fit i mean they woulda just death stared dagobah soooooo it was awsome but it just doesnt fit in there
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:34 PM
Anyway back to topic, I would love to see episodes 7,8, and 9, I think that episode 7 should come out in about 7 to 8 years. Next year Phantom Menace should be released in december in theaters again, George can kind of have a special edition again were he add a few digital scenes or something like that, then every year after that the next episode will be realeased, until finally in about 7 to 8 years episode 7 is released, it would be awesome, I think in order to get George to do this all of the hardcore fans need to petiton, we should have a fundraiser, if we could get 10 million hardcore fans to donate 25 dollars or even 50 dollars each we could be like here George the make the movie it would be unprecedented the first movie funded directly for the most part by the fans, how could he turn us down, if we want the movie so badly that we raise the money ourselves(come on Mark Hamill needs the work) Anyway I would easily give $50 dollars towards this goal, instead of just buying some stupid ps2 or xbox game, I want more Starwars, they are the best movies, anybody else agree.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:36 PM
fuck yes i agree but even though i will donate i know he is makin 3 more
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:40 PM
Except Drunk Lightsaber you forget the Death Star isn't completed until 20years later and as far as the emperor and Vader are concerned Yoda is dead, the battle between him and Vader exhausted so much force energy good and bad that it masks Yodas prescence and also explains the evil cave in Empire Strikes back. 20 years later nobody has heard a work from Yoda or any Jedis so they beleive him to be dead and even if he wasn't he is no threat to the empire anymore he is old and weakened, obviously if he was still strong he could go in the cargo hold of the xwing with look and help him fight vader. I respect your opinion though, but I really do belevie my ending would have spiced the movie up and made it the best one ever.(oops now Im starting to sound like Supershadow.)
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:47 PM
ok vader just cant fight yoda it screws up Original Trillogy continuity its awsome but wont fitvader exhausted alot of force energy by loosing limbs luke can sense him so anyone could sense yoda the fastest frog in the galaxy we needed just to see yoda go to dagobah and before the end see vader put the red crystal in his new lightsaber and just a little after that obi talkin to qui gons force ghost on tatooine that would actualy like fit in
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:50 PM
Yeah Im a tard, I meant Luke, not Look, man thats a really bad typo.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 10:57 PM
7 8 and 9 are gonna rule man kyle katarn goes in perfect so (this is not super shadow crap)its more against dark jedi and cloned palpatine those would work
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:02 PM
Ok drunklightsaber, I see Im not going to convince you, but it does not screw up the contiuity at all, at no time in the origial trilogy does Darth Vader refrence Yoda AT ALL,so this will not matter, in fact Obi-wan is about the last jedi in the galaxy Vader at least in his mind has not hunted down and destroyed. So my ending fits in perfectly. Also when Yoda flies off of Tantoine after dropping Obi-Wan off we know that some time has gone by. Padmes funeral, I mean week or even months could have gone boy, we can infer that Yoda trained with Obi-wan showing him how to communicate with Qui-gon this didn't just happen overnight, so Vader is no longer weekened, its not like he gets up from the Frankenstein chair and then fights Yoda, (time has gone by) Also Luke doesn't feel Yodas presence in fact he just thinks hes a crazy little hermit creature. I think it works.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:06 PM
actualy this is good but not for the movie it could be in an EU comic but not the movie it just like well it doesnt feel right but it would make an awsome comic
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:16 PM
Thanks, man I agree it is a little over the top but I was thinking about putting enough action into the ending to get alot more people to go see it so it could dethrown Titanic for box office sales it kill me that movie is still #1. Anyway it would be cool, but I know its never going to happen, I guess I would just love to see Vader and Yoda battle it out on the big screen, my 2 favorite characters of all time. I agree the sequel trilogy will be awesome, I think that what I read for the script on Supershadows website that the darkside is destroyed permanately in number nine would be really cool ending. I think that there should be a clone of Vader though not the emperor, I did not like that Darkhorse nonsense, bringing the emperor back destroys the whole purpose of Vaders sacrifice.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2005 11:22 PM
vader makes no real sacrafice hear bringin palps back was awsome they also need some yuuzan vong stuff but i like palpys return dude it was a cool twist we need luke in these to but i think mainly kyle but stillahhh maybe no vong stuff but somethin on korriban (the sith planet) or how the hanger on yavin 4 where they kept rebel x-wings was an old sith temple some more back history on darth plaeguis
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:24 AM
ESB is the fuckin best im 13 saw it at 5 and i was like HOLLY SHIT at the end o btw this is drunklightsaber
A lot of messages suddenly! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 7:11 AM
I don't know if Lucas really cares so much about money, I'd be pretty tired of starwars too if I was in his shoes, I would probably let the story end with episode 6. I hope he makes them though, as long as it will be like no one will expect.
As for the Clone war thing, I had read a lot about the starwars history before the prequels were released and I expected something totally different, instead of war it was more about the jedi battles again.
And for the Revenge of the Sith, I would have liked more of Anakin suddenly slaying jedi's. The death of Mace Windu for example was really good.
supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 7:36 AM
well im not going to pick on anyone for their opinions i personally think lucas wont make anymore, but thats just my opinion. As for supershadow, we really need to do something about him. i keep trying to send in comments to him like asking him if he is really a fraud( because i know he is)but he wont post an anwser on his site cause he knows it will exploit him. He always comes up with smart-elic answers for the fans, but he cant think of anything for mine cause im right and he is wrong. he also says the phantom menace made the most money. That is true, but thats only because millions fans went to the theaters to see it with high expectations and went home disapointed.
RE: supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 8:04 AM
Yes, it is absolutely true that because of the large commerce the movie made the most money, when Star Wars first came out, there weren't any obsessed fans and everything, to compare movies solely based on the money they made is absolutely retarded.
Supershadow has posted comments like that but always said stupid stuff like he is allknowing and never any argument at all.
He HAS answered comments of mine but he never even understood them, suddenly he is contradicting himself like he never even read my comment, he is only making retarded comments through your comments and when he gets a question he makes something up and acts like an allknowing guru.
He will never listen to reason and never change his dumb opinions.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 9:19 AM
Lucas cares about money, remember he has his own company Lucas Light and Magic he has responsibility not only to himself, but employess as well, do you really beleive rich people are ever satisfied with how much money they, the answer is no, bottom line is this is a capitalist society and if something is going to make a crap load of money then eventually it will happen, there will be episodes 7,8, and 9 and if Lucas doesn't make them his family will, we may have to wait a long time again, but they will be made eventually, I mean nobody thought there would ever be another Indiana Jones movie, but guess what that movie will began filming soon, so expect to see some more Starwars, someday......
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 9:56 AM
I personally think George Lucas is different than that, as an artist he would probably choose for the story to end with the death of the last sith.
Perhaps he comes up with a great new story in the Star Wars universe, but he wouldn't just milk his creation for money, I don't think he is like that and he probably wouldn't want people to think he is like that.
But maybe he comes up with a story he really feels will be worth filming, we will see.
Maybe something like jedi academy.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 10:38 AM
Chosen One, Drunklightsaber: Both your ROTS additions are really cool. Several months ago, I posted some info on the Star Wars Tv show that I got from my girl's entertainment division at her job. It got deleted from this page, along with weeks of comments. I will see what she can dig up regarding a sequel trilogy on Mon. ESB will always be the best Star Wars, and one of the best sequels of all time.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:25 AM
Hey Elway thanks for not trashing my ending, so is there any chance on getting the info on that tv show again, I mean Supershadow website is entertaining but not really informative.(entertaining in the fact that he is such an idiot) anyway I am a 28 year old male, I have three boys 7,4, and 2 and they love starwars, I have loved Starwars ever since it came out, I was born in 1976 and I went to the very first starwars when I was just a baby, can't say I remember that, but at least I was there, I remember watching Return of the Jedi in the theater, to this day it is still one of the best memories of a 7year old boy. I Love Starwars, I am not an obessesed fan who is into the collectiables, I love Starwars for the entertaiment and joy it brings, I love Starwars things, but I would never by a toy and keep it in the package just to make money, I would never trade all the countless hours of fun I had with my toys for some cash. I know alot about Starwars, and am probably the most knowlegable person in my area, but far and away I don't know as much as alot of people and I enjoy listening to what they have to say that is why this site is great, I can finally communuicate with fans who love Starwars, if you didn't you most likely wouldn't be here, any I would love to here more about the tv series. If you know anything let me know.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:32 AM
Man, there were months of comments deleted..
Can you believe there were like 3600 posts on this page alone? Of course the level of intelligence from those people like sloppy monkey was a bit low and I was just messing with their heads, but this page turned out quite good now!
Do try to get some information regarding further episodes, it would be cool if there will. As long as nobody who comes across this page believes SuperSuperSuper.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:36 AM
thanks elway i just hope no SW tv show its gonna bomb like the indiana jones one we need 7-9 but with like kyle katarn dark jedi and the cloned emporer
we need LEIA PORN lol or PADME PORN lol j/k but there are lots of plot holes supershadows a fucker his logic is i cant think metaphoricly so its a plot hole LOOK
SUPERSHADOW ESB STILL THE BEST YOUR MOM STILL A WHORE YOUR STORYS STILL FAKE (ive read fanfiction better than his shit) AND YOUR LIFE SUPERSHADOW STILL SUCKS sooooo thats all for now...
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:42 AM
Yeah, I really like the jedi academy game, it would be interesting if there would be a movie following a padawan there and maybe turning into a sith, hehehe.
I just love frying people with sith lightning.
Wacky message on a SW Forum; reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:06 PM
Huge Episode III News!!!!
Hello, This is George Lucas, creator and director of Star Wars. I want to clarify that I AM friends with Mickey Suttle and also admit a frequent reader of supershadow.com. Shame on all of you who do nothing more than criticize him out of jealousy. It's sad because you are the same people who almost drowned the Phantom Menace. Due to this ungratefulness, I am being forced to water-down the final movie. I would recommend immediately closing down any anti-supershadow petitions and deleting these negative posts. Also I'd finally like to add that Mickey WILL be inheriting the Star Warsd franchise after my passing. Thanks and all the best to you
GL
Wacky message on a SW Forum; reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:09 PM
He even had a GL avathar. It was Mickey's first visit, and the whole site laughed at him.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:13 PM
All hail drunklightsaber, great bash on Super Duper Dork, you had me lauging like crazy. Lets just barrage his website with emails we could call ourselves the dark jedi and we are out to destroy Super Dupers, deceiving cult, the founding members can be me, Chosen One, DrunkLightsaber, you in Elway and any one else who wants to get on board now. Lets e-mail him daily debunking him just remember to sign your handle and include you are a member of the dark jedi, it will be great to mess with him. Have no fear though to those fans who want an episode 7 there will be one someday I am sure of it, but it will be a long time from now.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:25 PM
Whoever posted that George Lucas comment, classic just classic, I mean if that isn't Supershadow, what a riot, that guy is hilarious, yeah George Lucas is emailing us, right... ha ha.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 12:45 PM
GEORGE LUCAS MY ASS lol
supershadow posted that hey suppershitter go find a dick to suck it obviously inspired your dumb shit storries lol as for the dark jedi thing this is the tag at the bottom of all email
-{Dark jedi}-
then your name undre it supercypholis h8s star wars he just wants publicity ohhh and btw phantom menace ruulz binx was cool soooooooo suck dick superduper your a shitty lier i am a real star wars fan ohh and the EU ruuuulz aswell but nooooottttttt superhomo crap we are now the dark jedi bent on destroying supershitters empire o' bullshit
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 1:19 PM
There are nude Leia pics on the web, on a celebrity nude site, which look real, and she was doing them as a joke or something.
SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 1:25 PM
Everyone,
SuperShadow is mentally retarded, seriously. Mickey Suttle, who lives in North Carolina, is a mentally retarded man. The end!!!!!
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 1:29 PM
There was some stuff on the Star Wars show I put here, if C.O.and D.L. did not see, here it is. My girlfriend works for a huge advertiising firm in NY. She knows people in the Ent. Division, and has personally dealt with celebs and Co. execs. 1)Casting has begun, and two people Lucas or his people were so impressed with, he considered using them for a new trilogy. Ben Skywalker/Anakin Solo? 2)HBO and Fox are the leading bidders. Fox has guaranteed commercial advertising percentage $ that almost equals HBO's offer. 3)The show will primarily be about side characters, such as Han & Chewie, Lando, Boba, Vader & the Emperor, and Obi-wan. The show will not focus on Luke, but will show him as a child. 4)The show will be in Chapters, not episodes. 5)There will supposedly be as many chapters as there will be Episodes of Star Wars movies per season.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 1:41 PM
Man! I want to see that show so bad.. When will it come to europe? We have a lot of sci-fi series running here, so it will probably be here. Wich network is going to show it?
Oh and if you come across the site you were talking about again be sure to post it here, you can post everything here except for the word *n-word*.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 2:07 PM
we need to start bombarding supercypholis with email i sent like ten flame emails to him already and 5 debunking his storry
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 2:42 PM
His E-mail adress is known but I heard that he sends virusses, he even attacks other sites.
I hope nothing will happen to you, or did you just send him a comment through his site?
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 2:47 PM
i made a second email and sent him loads of crap plus i and my friends can hack if i get pissed enough he wont have a site anymore lol come on bitch piss me off superslut gimme a reason HAA
Chosen One Co Founder reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:15 PM
Way to go D.L. I have sent hime 10 emails as well, Mickey Scuttles crimes against the StarWars community will not go unpunished. Mickey if your listening, this is your last chance admit to us on this website that you don't know shit about Starwars and can't handle a dissenting opinon that isn't your own.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:26 PM
he better admit it here and on his own site and we will spread word through the forums that the little bastard lost
ohhhh btw i found these forums (im now an admin on em no flaming please) there about makin a real lightsaber this is the link http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx go there its called the rejjin alliance register and i will aprove you ok also other than lightsabers they make halo tech and custom tech please go register here http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx and i will approve you
Chosen One Dark Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:27 PM
Thanks Elway, thats some great information I hope it ends up on HBO though because then there wouldn't be commercials, who knows though.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:38 PM
well elways a good poster now register here tto help make real lightsabers href="href="http://yourname.com/~you/">Link Text
.">Link here here register here .drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:40 PM
ooooops im not good at html code just go href="http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx">Link here
.Chosen One, Dark Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:44 PM
Hey D.L do you think Mickey is crying just knowing that there are people out there who know he is a lying piece of crap.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:46 PM
yes hey someone please register here
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx
its a forum for makin real lightsabers hey chosen one register there i will approve you im an admin register there under the name Chosen_one ok dude it will help pleeease register :.(
Chosen One, Dark Jedi Member reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:50 PM
By the way Mickey, I am so glad to hear that "mickey WILL be inheriting the StarWarsd franchise after my passing" the poor employess at Lucas Light and Magic won't even get a paycheck since George can't spell Starwars, come on we all make typos but thats just embarasing and I guarantee you George wouldn't post a message he hadn't proof read, but retarded Super Duper Dork, wouldn't proof read his own messages since he is so great, ha, debunked ya you loser. By the way DL not to sound stupid or something I just really don't know but what is a flame e-mail? I really don't know.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 5:54 PM
a flame email is a really insulting email
REGISTER HERE:
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx
Chosen One, Dark Jedi Member reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 6:03 PM
I would register on your site, but how am I to be sure your not just Mickey, saying your D.L and then I sign up for your site and my computer is hacked and destroyed, I will just have to be happy to post comments here. You can't be to careful, with us going against Mickey we have to be careful, he will stop at nothing to keep his delusions safe and from us exposing that he is a liar to the rest of the world.
SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 6:07 PM
To all of you unsuccesful loser in life, my name is not Mickey Suttle, I am the Great SS, Supershadow, you losers really need to get a life, I am to busy scoring, to really care about anything you guys have to say. I will be making episodes 7, 8, and 9. I will live Starwars while you pathetic fools will be living in your mamas basement. SS
RE: Chosen One, Dark Jedi Member reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 6:11 PM
ok i am drunklightsaber hfere is my email drunklightsaber@gmail.com not lying email me just register to this site dude heres the link
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=1149863
ohh and supershadow im 3 and ive gotten more action than you beeeotch
ok chosen one register here
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=1149863
I AM DRUNKLIGHTSABER
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 6:13 PM
ooooooooops wrong link here it is
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx
my email is drunklightsaber@gmail.com ok
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 8:13 PM
As a matter of fact, I sent SS another nasty message today... We should all calibrate a day and time, and everyone go there and make the server crash.
Chosen One, Destroyer of SuperDork reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 8:31 PM
Great Idea Elway lets do that, SS defeated by a rag tag band of Dark Jedi. If Supershadow really is emailing us here he is the one who needs to get a life but we already knew that and I really do think he is menatlly retarded, that was a good one, he is probably a 35 year old retarded guy living in his moms basement, yeah right as if George Lucas would give him the time of day. Drunklightsaber, I tried to go to that address I kept getting and error. Anyway does anybody else thank that it was a little to easy for Anakin to turn to the darkside, I think george should have made it a little more dramatic. Like after he helps kill mace, Sidious tells him to join him. Anakin is like "What have I done, no I will never join you" and then he draws his lightsaber on Sidious who shoots force lighting at him and blasts Anakins lightsaber out of his hands then he towers over Anakin as he is sitting there wimpering like a pathetic little boy, "only the darkside can make you powerful enough to save your precious Padme, fool you will learn your place" and then Anakin is like "yes my master I will do what you say just help me save her" This would have been much better at least we would have seen a little bit of struggle in Anakin and him not being a pathetic little bitch. Plus this would be perfect in showing that he did have some enternal conflict as Luke said he just wasn't able to overcome the emperor. Anyway what do you guys think?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 8:36 PM
Hey guys I just sent this message to SS.Com
"Hey Mickey the Dark Jedi are coming for you there will be no escape this time" I bet that Dork is wondering what the hell is going on and who these Dark Jedi are, he is probably getting really pissed off, this is great.
Chosen One Dark Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 9:12 PM
Ok so I was wondering does anyone else think that ROTS was crap when Darth Vader was like "wheres Padme, No I don't fucking beleive it, she was fine, Nooooo...., I mean wasn't that totally cheesy, I mean the movie was great, but could we have made Darth Vader seem like anymore of a puss, and I mean the whole Frankenstein bit, that why we need a new ending with a powerful Vader kicking Yodas ass and showing why he is the most bad ass force user in the galaxy, he did hunt down all of the remaining jedi, lets face it the dark side feeds off of evil. Anyway does anyone else think they should make a Spaceballs2 based on the prequel trilogy, it would be great.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 10:08 PM
Chosen One, you are so right! I was thinking a week or two ago that they should make another Spaceballs!! I, too, tried Drunklightsaber's link, to no avail. I would be HONORED to join this forum with you guys.
Episode VII,VIII,IX Petiton reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 10:23 PM
www.starwars789.com
If GL won't make VII,VIII,IX then we most FORCE him to make them. Please add your voice in the Sequel Trilogy petiton I already have. Thank You.
Cory Morr
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 10:25 PM
Chosen One: I know what you are saying, and I agree with you, of ROTS. It seems like Anakin's shift to the dark side is more due to his loyalty to Palpatine than anything else. Even in AOTC Palp. was chiding Anakin, stroking his ego. To Anakin, it looked like Palp. was the only one who actually had faith in him. I know Obi-wan's constant criticism would piss off even me! Even Padme came off what Anakin felt to be somewhat disrespectful. The descent was gradual. Lucas is making Anakin look like a victim, and he never really comes across as very 'evil'. This is something else that separates the classic trilogy and the prequels.
Chosen One Dark Jedi Member reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 10:57 PM
Corry Morr, I agree that Geroge should be forced to make more, I mean we the fans want it, even better than a petition is my idea I put on earlier, and that is a pledge sheet like I will put my money were my mouth is I will give George Lucas a $100 bucks to go in his account right now, and when the fans have raised enough money he should produce the films then everything he makes is pure profit you can't beat that deal. I mean if I Bill gates money shit I would give him a 100 million and just say make the damn movies, I love them that much there is no better two hour escape from life then going to see a Starwars movie. I have always thought of Empire Strikes back as my favorite and it is really great, but I do have to say Revenge of the Sith is very very good, probably the best I mean todays special effects are just awesome, if Lucas had used my ending the film would have easily beat Titanic, If only you guys could see my vision, whoops now Im starting to sound like Shadow, now thats a scary thought.
Chosen One Dark Jedi Master reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:05 PM
Aw, Elway you are so right, Anakin is portayed as a victim, and falls much to easily to the darkside, yes his decent was gradual, but his ego is what caused it, he wanted to be so powerful, but he was basically good at heart, that is why I think he should have turned on Sidious and then when he got beat down he realized that it was useless to resist the darkside, but in ROTJ he redeems himself because a fathers love for his is what causes him to act. Hey Elway I think you should join the dark jedi, from hence forward I will call you Darth Elway, the most feared sith in the galaxy, SS won't stand a chance with you on are side. I think its funny SS hasn't posted today I guess hes trying really hard to come up with some great material to put us down, I cant wait to see. By the way Darth Elway that was great info on the tv show, I know that it will not bomb, its Starwars, the Phantom Menace proved you can put any kind of crap out there and tag Starwars to it and it will still be cool.
Chosen One Dark Jedi Master reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:16 PM
Hey has anyone out there played Lego Starwars that game kicks serious ass, it is super fun even if your a grown up, me and my kids play it for hours, it is just really cool. I don't know why secret characters of Plo Kloon and Saese Tinn were not included, but other than that the game is freaking awesome, I hope they make another one following the orginal trilogy it would be Awesome.
Chosen One Dark Jedi Master reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2005 11:30 PM
Okay here is my Top Ten reasons, Phantom Menace could have been better
10. Anakin, the little boy was just to nice, I mean come on thats the baddest man in the galaxy and how did he go from being so sweet and turn into the cocky arrogant Padwan in episode II. I guess Obi Wan must have rubbed off on him.
9. Not enough Yoda and he looked funny to.
8. Not enough Mace Windu, maybe he could have had an argument with Qui-gon
7. The battle droids were cartonish, I mean they could have made them cooler, like terminator cool or something, come on. At least the battle droids and destroyers were cooler.
6. Pod Racing, come on Pod racing is cool, but did it have to be so long.
5. Jar Jar Binks, come on he is one of the worst characters ever, this is how we know supershadow is a fraud defending Jar Jar, it doesn't get more pathetic.
4. Obi Wan and Qui-gons character developement, come on they needed to have more of an on screen bound, the movie should have had more dialouge between them and we should have like wanted to cry when Qui-gon was cut down it just wasn't dramatic enough.
3. Midchlorites, I mean come on why did we have to bring up some stupid shit about little organisms that make up the force, it just ruined the whole thing about the force being a mystical energy, in fact I just try to ignore that crap.
2. Dialouge, the movie lacked in the script department, I mean we needed more lines between Quigon and Obiwan building that realationship, Darth Maul one of the coolest villians, needed alot more lines he was super cool and the three lines he had were very cool, I mean come on at the lightsaber duel at the end of the movie were is the dialouge? This could have greatly improved the movie
1. Last of all Jar Jar again, he should have been killed off in the begining eaten by one of those sea creatures, or shot by a battle droid.
Clip from fictional tabloid 'Carolina Chronicle' reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:17 AM
Carolina police found Mickey Suttle, known to the Star Wars internet community as Supershadow, was found dead in his bedroom sitting in front of his computer at his mother's house yesterday. Police on the scene report strange burns on several areas of his body. The weapon used is unknown at this time, as no evidence was on the scene linked to his death. The killers are still at large. However, neighbors might have a vague description of the possible killers. Eyewitnesses report seeing three young men fleeing the scene. The first man was believed to be drunk, and as he was running, or staggering from the scene, he was supposedly carrying a 'lightsaber', the famed Jedi weapon known in Star Wars. The second was a man wearing a bright orange Broncos John Elway jersey. The third was a figure wearing robes and covered in an odd shimmering light, as he was fleeing the scene. No other information is known of the suspects. George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, was often the subject of Mr. Suttle, or Supershadow's website. He was reached by the press to see if he had any comments on the murder. "Supershadow was one of the worst things to ever happen to Star Wars, with his blatant and obvious lies. The Star Wars community is now a better place. If I could, I'd give those guys a medal." Despite Mr. Lucas apparent approval, anyone with any information about the three suspects should contact local police right away. It is believed they are extremely dangerous and armed with the Force. J.E.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:22 AM
Thanks for the props Chosen One. I hope you and Drunkenlightsaber like my 'article'. As I said, I will join your Dark Jedi, if you wish, and would be honored. I have E-mailed D.L., and perhaps we can collaborate something together.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:30 AM
C.O. & D.L.: What do you guys think of ROTJ? I know what you think of TPM. The reason I don't like those ones more is because they are directly marketed for younger fans. This is the only reason for cuddly Ewoks and stupid Jar-Jar. The other movies are much more dramatic. This is one reason Qui-Gonn's death scene wasn't more powerful. It's a shame too, I really like Liam neeson and think he is a great actor. It is a shame he didn't last longer.
... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:35 AM
i have no more to say to people like u,
u people need help,a psychologist is recommended i have to go now cya
RE: ... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:40 AM
LMFAO TRU THAT man STAR WARS IS OVER JUST LIKE LUCUS SAID
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 2:31 AM
I was considering getting 'Lego Star Wars'. It did get excellent reviews, though I was a little skeptical buying it. Some said it was the best S.W. game, besides the 'Knights of the old Republic' series. Is it worth me picking up?
Chosen One, Dark Jedi Master reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 3:07 AM
Darth Elway, you rule, that was so great, that article left me crying, because I was lauging so hard, now that was classic humor, I bow before the might of the most powerful sith lord in the galaxy. I agree completely with you about Liam Neeson, he is a great actor and Quigon had alot of potential perhaps killing him off in the second movie would have been better, so that we would have been more shocked, if only he had survieved I think he could have been that father figure Anakin so desperately needed and that Obiwan never really could be, ObiWan was more like a father than a brother. Thats why Palpatine was able to influence Anakin so much. For sheer entertainment value Lego Starwars is a must buy, it is pretty entertaining, I can't speak for everybody but I very much enjoy playing it, and really want them to make one for the orginal trilogy. ROTJ, I think is much bether than the Phantom Menace, simply because it has everything the phantom menace doesn't, first of all the opening when they are at Jabas Palace is great, Luke defeating the Rancor is awesome, A giant space battle which was so very cool, and a climatic light saber duel at the end of the movie. ROTJ is one of my favorites, the Ewoks are kiddish, but I mean for the most part they are actually funny, and do provide comic releif, Jar Jar never really is able to pull this off, instead he makes you irritated, and also at one point in ROTJ the Ewoks are actually a little bit scary, we are like these guys are little savages, plus the Ewoks kick ass at the battle of Endor much more than the Gungans do against the Battle Droids, I think Phantom Menace had alot of potential, but it just need alot more, I actually really enjoyed Attack of the Clones, and think it is very good, Ewan Mcgregor does such a good job as ObiWan I almost beleive he is Alec Guiness when he was younger. Anyway you rule Darth Elway, I really enjoy getting your fresh perspective on things. As for the person who see we need a psychologist, well who doesn't really, but " who is more foolish the fool or the fool who follows him" people who are on this website criticizing other peoples opinion obviously have even less life than us posting are opinion so I am glad we can be here to make you feel better about your useless and pathetic lives, I have a good job, I just happen to have a love and passion for Starwars, I don't take lightsabers to the opeinging day viewings, but I do love Starwars and wish a new moive came out every three years, they are the best movies, I mean almost every movie that has come out this year has been garbage except Revenge of the Sith. Anyway long live the Dark Jedi, long live Darth Elway, and long live Drunklightsaber, we will vanquish, Supershadow. Down with his corrupt empire, once he is defeated we will inherit the Starwars franchise from Lucas, yeah right!
RE: SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 6:39 AM
"To all of you unsuccesful loser in life, my name is not Mickey Suttle, I am the Great SS, Supershadow, you losers really need to get a life, I am to busy scoring, to really care about anything you guys have to say. I will be making episodes 7, 8, and 9. I will live Starwars while you pathetic fools will be living in your mamas basement. SS"
SS is my bitch who posts on my order, last night I send him the link to this page and he came immediatly, oh and shadow, everybody knows your name is Mickey Suttle because your site is registered on his name, duhh moron..
BTW you live in starwars because you are mentally ill, duhh..
RE: ... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 6:55 AM
"i have no more to say to people like u,
u people need help,a psychologist is recommended i have to go now cya"
Yeah, I have nothing more to say to you too, whatever moron..
hahahahaha!!!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 6:57 AM
Beautiful article by the way, I have now taken a name after posting millions of messages.
And as for SS, he is officialy owned now.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 7:11 AM
ok darth vaders nooooooooooooo
noooooooooooooo
was an omage to louke at the end of ESB its one of george lucas's mirrors
RE: Chosen One Dark Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 7:30 AM
ok look drunklightsaber here its me vaders
nooooooooooo
nooooooooooooo
is an omage to lukes and given it some badass ending would suvk that gave charecter conection cause you can now imagine anakin in the suit ITS A CHARACTER TUE TOGETHER thats an important thing herecause listen to luke at the end of ESB
noooooooooooooo
noooooooooooooooo
ok
drunklightsaber
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 10:26 AM
Chosen One/Drunklightsaber: You guys are GREAT. I think we have started something really good here, as this page is probably better now than it has been in months. Chosen One: Did you too happen to E-mail D.L.? If so, I would like permission to get your E-mail from him, so I could send both of you those 'Leia pics'. If it is OK, maybe D.L. could forward it to me. D.L.: I will find those pics again, I'll get them and send them to you right away. "My search will not be in vain..." I'm not a S.W. collector freak or anything, but do either of you gus have a 'Force FX Lightsaber'? I advise all who ever wanted to pick up a lightsaber or be a Jedi to run, do not walk, to the nearest selling location to get one NOW! I have the blue one, as it is one of the coolest things I own.
Chosen One, reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 10:29 AM
Darth Crisis thats a super cool name. Drunklightsaber I see what your saying and I do picture Anakin in the suit thats the probelm, I am like how did this pussy ass bitch who got bested by ObiWan take down the rest of the Jedi. Why because of his hatred of the Jedi, I would have like to see Vader doing something powerful, so that we realize that even though he is in a mechanical suit he is more powerful than ever do to his hate for the Jedi. But thats just me. I always thought Darth Vader was a supposed to be a badass villian, I mean he just killed all the jedi children and then he is like noooooo, crying and shit come on. At the very least I think we can all agree on this there should have been a scene or in the new tv series have a scene with vader decapitating jar jar, now that would rule, Annie No..... mes your friend, aw.... I think the voice of Jar Jar is done by Mickey Suttle or something and that is why he is in love with Jar Jar. As anybody else noticed Mickey hasn't posted since we started uniting against him. Weird.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 10:34 AM
Darth Elway, how are you, I agree now that we have united agaist Starwars greatest enemy the dreaded Mickey Suttle, formerly known as SuperShadow, this site rules. I have an email address you can send me stuff to if you want. Monkeyboy13_324@hotmail.com, I just bought three of those lightsabers you aren't kidding they are very cool, I got one for each of my kids, I wish there was a purple one I couldn't find one though, have you seen any.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 10:49 AM
Ok so I think for spaceballs 2 of course we will have melbrooks as the wish and powerful yougurt, we can have mace windu played by chris rock, or dave chappele. As for Anakin Im not sure any ideas, and for Obiwan I think we should have Mark Hamil grow out a beard and play obiwan, I don't know if he can do comedy at all, but just thinking of that is hillarious,(plus come on Mark Hamil needs some work, to keep him fresh for episode 7.) A cameo of Rick Moranis mimicking the frankestein vader ending would be great. Will have a fairly good looking pretty boy playing Anakin and when he wakes up on the table as Rick Moranis as Darth Helmet, He can be like NOOOOOOOOO, I can't fucking beleive it, what happended to my pecker... I think it would be great.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 11:12 AM
Chosen One: I hope you reply as I have requested, just checking your address to see if I got it right. I got those pics for you, and I sent them to D.L. There is a Mace Windu Fx available at Master Replicas. They are running a Darth Vader contest now, I think there is still time to enter. You and D.L. should go there and enter. They have cool prizes, Fx Lightsabers, replicas lightsaber hilts, a Vader helmet replica... You guys should go enter while there is still time.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 11:15 AM
Your wish is Mel Brooks' command. Apparently, something is in the works for a Spaceballs sequel or TV series!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 11:56 AM
Hey Darth Elway you have the right e-mail address, so send them when you get a chance. Hey after you e-mailed me back about Spaceballs 2 I did an Internet search I found some info apparently in September 2004 he began writing a script, the release date said it could be as soon as a week before Revenge of the sith was released(that obvioulsly didn't happen) or as long as a year after Revenge of the Siths Release, he said he would probably play Yougurt again.
Chosen One filling in for Super Duper Dork reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:08 PM
Since Mickey is feeling under the weather, hey Darth Elway maybe that article you wrote came to frution. SS post for today goes like this.
Today Lucas talks about Mickey being a fraud, his lies to the little children of the world, Mickeys obsession with Gungan and Wookie porn, Why Empire Strikes Back is much Beter than the TPM, and rumors about the sequel trilogy.
Chosen One (Comments by GL on Mickey) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:28 PM
Dear Mr. Lucas why do you contiue to let the infamous Supershadow post his garbage he is ruining Starwars? "This is a great question, I guess I have always had a soft spot for the mentally challenged, I meen I paid homage to people with special disadvantages by putting Jar Jar in the movies. In fact I modeled the character after Mickey." Dear George I am 7 years old why would you let Mickey lie to us? "Im sorry, but I tried to put a stop to Mickey in the past but his delusions are to far gone, thats why he thinks we are friends I tried to help him get some counseling, but I was unsuccesful, Starwars just keeps me to busy to worry about one mentally retarded man, even if he is deceiving you poor little children." He Lucas, is it true that Mickey loves Jar Jar, and Wookie Porn? " I can't personally say and honestly, I don't want to know Mickey Suttle is a very sick indivdual and I wouldn't put anything past him, I have heard that rumor as well and form several sources, but that is all I can say, it does make me sick to know my art is being abused in such ways." Mr. Lucas do you really hate ESB and think TPM is better? "This is a tough question I love all my movies they are like children that is not really for me to say I leave that sort of things to the fans. I will say this though that the fans did let me know there displeasure of Jar Jar and so I practically eliminated his role in the next two movies and even used him as the one who helped Palpatine get his executive powers. I did this for the fans to prove Jar Jar was a stupid character. Mickeys defense of this character makes me sick." George is there really going to be episodes 7,8, and 9? "When asked this question I told the main stream media that Episode III would be the last one, but we all know I said that about VI as well. Right now I am taking a break because I am busy helping Spielberg with the Indiana Jones movie, I will be talking to Harrison during the filming of this though, and I am really excited about the tv show, but eventually someday maybe Ill make some more movies, but of course you know I love to keep you all in suspense. Keep screwing with Mickey since you guys have been bugging him, he has stopped bothering me as much, Thanks GL."
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:29 PM
D.L. & C.O.:"Chosen One, Drunklightsaber, this is an unexpected pleasure. I am honored by your presence."
George Lucas C.O. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:32 PM
The great GL never makes a mistake, I blame Chosen One for typing my message incorrectly the work was from, taterhead.
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:39 PM
Hey Supes, you're kinda a liar!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:42 PM
No it is I who is honored you are the legendary Sith Lord Darth Elway, me and drunklightsaber are just Dark Jedi, we hope to give the Sith back there rightful power, and elimate are greatest enemy Mickey Suttle, he is the greatest enemy of Starwars, you can never predict what the mentally challenged is will do especially when they think they are going to inherit the Starwars empire someday. I have revised Mickeys Greatest Sith Lords list, here is the changes to the top 5
1. Darth Elway
2. Darth Crisis
3. Darth Vader(come on he killed Sidious and he didn't have a kyber crystal)
4. Darth Sidious
5. Darth Plageius
All hail Darth Elway!!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:47 PM
The only girl Mickey ever scored with was his Mama... Man thats just sick and wrong, I would feel bad for writing that if it wasn't true.
Chosen One posting for Mickey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 12:57 PM
Dear Mickey, yes we know thats your name, please get some help, you are driving George crazy. "MY NAME IS NOT MICKEY IT IS SUPERSHADOW, I AM TIRED OF THIS CRAP, I AM THE GREATEST STARWARS FAN OF ALL TIME IF YOU DO NOT SHOW YOUR RESPECT THERE WILL BE NO SEQUEL TRILOGY, UNDERSTOOD." Supershadow, I use to beleive in you until I met a group called the Dark Jedi they exposed you for what you really are a fraud? "DARK JEDI, THEY ARE JUST A BAND OF LOSER WHO I WOULDN'T POST SO THEY DECIDED TO MAKE UP LIES ABOUT ME, IF THEY DON'T STOP I AM GOING TO TELL GEORGE AND HE WILL CANCEL THERE TV SHOW" You are such a loser I can't beleive I bought your crap? "I AM NOT A LOSER PEOPLE LOVE ME" I feel like a loser beleiving SS.com was real "YOU ARE A LOSER AND IT IS REAL YOU LOSER" I just want to thank the dark jedi for exposing you. "NOBODY HAS EXPOSED ME I AM THE GREAT SS. THE DARK JEDI ARE LOSERS, LOSERS, I TELL YOU, MOMMY..." This is Mickeys mom you guys are hurting his feelings, Mickey your grounded from your website for a week, now help me pull the weeds,"OK MOMMY, I WILL GET YOU, YOU LOSER DARK JEDI"
This was the last excerpt from Mickey it was supposed to get posted on SS.Com but his mom wouldn't let him do it, maybe we he gets back from being grounded we can here some more of his crap. The Chosen One.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 3:47 PM
Darth Crisis thats a super cool name. Drunklightsaber I see what your saying and I do picture Anakin in the suit thats the probelm, I am like how did this pussy ass bitch who got bested by ObiWan take down the rest of the Jedi. Why because of his hatred of the Jedi, I would have like to see Vader doing something powerful, so that we realize that even though he is in a mechanical suit he is more powerful than ever do to his hate for the Jedi. But thats just me. I always thought Darth Vader was a supposed to be a badass villian, I mean he just killed all the jedi children and then he is like noooooo, crying and shit come on. At the very least I think we can all agree on this there should have been a scene or in the new tv series have a scene with vader decapitating jar jar, now that would rule, Annie No..... mes your friend, aw.... I think the voice of Jar Jar is done by Mickey Suttle or something and that is why he is in love with Jar Jar. As anybody else noticed Mickey hasn't posted since we started uniting against him. Weird.
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ok dude vader is tragic not a bad ass if you know anything starwars is A SPACE OPERA not some shitty action movie and vaders hatred is expanded he also hates himself so he goes and murders people
like jedi cause it easis the pain star wars is a good story not a shitty action movie so the
noooooooooooo
noooooooooooooo
makes sence luke was a bad ass but he did the
noooooooooooo
noooooooooooooo
thing to it was just more cringe inducing vaders is more saddening
ok it fits now vader is trully conected to anakin he is not gonna have some mood swing k...
btw darth crisis is an awsome name
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 3:52 PM
ok i have replica lightsabers i have sidious, windu, vader, and good oll luke but that site link i posted is for makin real lightsabers so soon who needs replicas
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 4:37 PM
Ok Darklightsaber, I get what you are saying I guess you didn't understand what I was saying. If you liked the Noooooooo
Nooooooooooo
then thats cool, but for me it was a little corny and a little childish, I agree that to a degree Darth Vader should have been protrayed as a tragic character, but in reality he is more like Hitler or Stalin, not like Macbeth, or Hamlet, he is responsiable for the death of billions of people, the empire slaughters all who get in there way and who is the man behind this Vader, Sidious is the master by Vader is the one who implements the orders, in the ancient sith language Vader means Dreaded Tormentor, Vaders character is pure evil, he slaugthered children. Ok. He is a Villian, but by saving Luke at the end of Jedi Lucas who likes to play upon religous themes wanted to show us that even the most evil people can find redemption.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 5:00 PM
Hey did everyone know that Peter Mayhew, beter know as Chewie, in the contract he signed for ROTS also agreed to be in episodes 7,8, and 9 if they are made, so if they are made he is already signed on, in the same breath Geroge said he wasn't planning on 9 episodes, I guess he said it would be fun to come back when he was 80 and do another one, and the media pounced on this comment, he said he never intended to make more though. So who knows I think its just all hype to keep us away from the truth for all we know he is probably working for scripts for them as we speak, I think George loves to tell a story and the fact he has such a huge audience for this tale will bring him back, just like a great athlete he can't call it quits. Its his passion.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2005 6:25 PM
I will be feeling in for Mickey until he is feeling better, so if anyone has any Starwars questions please feel free to direct them to, Chosen One, Darth Elway, Drunklightsaber, and Darth Crisis if he wants to be on board. We each of our own unique knowledge of Starwars so if anyone out there wants to know something just ask. Darth Elway has connections on the inside since his girlfriend works in production, Drunklightsaber is leading the way in cutting edge technlogy he will be among the first to make real lightsabers, and he will always give you his opinion like it or not. Chosen One will I have alot of general knowledge and it is my pesonal mission to defraud Supershadow, Mickey Suttle. I don't know much about the elusive Darth Crisis, but I am sure we will learn more soon. All hail the Dark Jedi and the Sith Lords.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 10:03 AM
Chosen One, you are the man. I like your Lucas interview. Poor Mickey mouse! His Mommy is punishing him, he's not sick (just sick in the head).
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 10:42 AM
Great we are so lucky SS.Com posted again today finally, and not just Mickey good old Geroge Lucas as well. "I have a bad feeling about this" here is a quote from today posting with Mickey pretending to be GL. "Supershadow is Starwars" Wow this guy has got alot of balls, to say he is Starwars, I guess the next films are going to be filmed in North Carolina from Mickeys moms basement, sweet according to Mickey release the film will by in May of 2020, I guess thats the end of the discussion because his imaginery George confirmed the message, he said he would probably be dead buy that Mickey was making the movies. Theres the scoop. I guess we just have to accept that Mickey is in charge of Starwars. NOT!!!!Dark Jedi unite, flood his website again.
RE: Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 10:47 AM
Since Supershadow always lies to us and everyone else, we should start making lies about HIM. His address is easily accessible. We should find ways to ruin his life, and shut him down forever! Send him hate mail everyday, everyone!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 5:04 PM
Man its been really quiet on here lately anyone but me or Darth Elway out there....
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 5:07 PM
HEY EVERYONE I found some information, not sure how reliable, but it said that production for episode seven would began in 2014, thats would be awesome. Lets hope its true, and in the same place I saw that Lucas Arts did confirm a tv show was in the works, the future of starwars seems unlimited.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 7:45 PM
I believe there will be tremendous pressure on George Lucas to make the next trilogy. The movie industry is SO BAD in recent years, without Ep.2 & 3, you are talking something in the area of well over $500 million dollars in lost revenue! Star Wars is easily the most successful movie franchise, like it or not. Lucas has created something that can go on forever.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 9:44 PM
The Chosen One + Darth Elway + Drunklightsaber =Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the Galaxy... Beware Supershadow, your days are numbered. The hunt is on.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2005 9:51 PM
The Chosen One + Darth Elway + Drunklightsaber = Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the galaxy. Our mission: To rid the world of Supershadow, to forever end his ridiculous lies and deception. The hunt will soon begin...
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 12:40 AM
ShadowScourge that is awesome, yes we will rid the world of Mickey and his lies, he is our arch enemy, this will be our ulitmate test, he us the unlimited resources of lucas arts behind him, NOT, Mickey we will expose you whenever possiable your lies will not go unpunished we will let as many people as possiable know that Mickey Scuttle is just an obsessed Starwars fan who needs some attention, if Geroge Lucas loved you so much Mickey he would just let you post on the starwars website, duh, retard. ShadowScourge will be victorious "there will be no one to stop us this time"
Shadow who? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 12:57 AM
SuperShadow is a joke. I love Star Wars and dont need some dork makin stuff up about it. If he was really GL's right hand man, he'd be on the Star Wars website! DUH!
P.S. The music is the best part about Star Wars. Kudos to John Williams. Try to imagine Star Wars without music...yeah...just not the same.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:15 AM
You are so right. 'The Imperial March' is my favorite theme song...
'S.S. Beatdown' By Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 7:35 AM
'John Elway on vacation in the Carolina land, I love this beach, with my feet in the sand. As I walk on the shore, ever so subtle, who do I see? None other than Mickey Suttle. I can't believe this as anger fills my head. "Man, if he starts his B.S., this guy is dead." He said "I'm Supershadow, you can't withstand my might! I'm friends with George Lucas, you know that I'm right!" Consumed by rage now, I start to sweat. "Mickey I'm gonna beat you an inch from your death." I start hitting him, two lefts and a right. He want down fast, not much of a fight. Down is S.S., laying at my feet, as he tried in vain to pick up his teeth. "This was for the people, everyone, everywhere! If you continue your lies, I'll be back, so beware!" S.S. went crying to Mommy, how he was beat into submission. "Mickey, that's what you get for going out without permission!" (Written and produced by Darth Elway & Shadowscourge, 2005)
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 8:25 AM
Hey guys! Finally I got that asshole computer of mine to work. I think it is time to invite SS again, beautiful articles by the way, hehehe.
Darth Crisis to SS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 8:27 AM
Hey SuperShadow: Since you are so obsessed with scoring because you never got any, here is an explanation. You are everything a woman hates, you have arrogance, ignorence and a beer belly, you might want to do something about that, girls don't fall out of the sky.
And what IF a woman were dating you, what would she say if she found out about the little website of yours? You know, bashing off little Star Wars fans isn't really charming. I hope you listen to me so you can stop scoring with your hand.
Your friend Chris.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 9:35 AM
Welcome back Chris, Lord Darth Crisis. I am impressed by your Sith title. Even regular schmoes can think of better names than S.S... Darth Rage? PLEASE. Nebar Foxis? Ballerina Dress? The Chosen One+Darth Elway+Drunklightsabe+Darth Crisis=Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the galaxy. Supershadow's arch enemies and bringers of his doom...
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 10:44 AM
I hope SS will return soon, cuz last time his words were kind of no importance at all, saying we are people with loser lifes like he knows everybody.. HEY I KNOW!! Mickey thinks he is santa claus!!! HAHAHA, Mickey you are so stupid, why don't you jump? Just do it!
On Killermovies forum new information revealed that Mickey's father is Earl Suttle and a lawyer and Mickey is an ADHD patient. I kind of believe it because I have read similar information from other sources! Because Mickey is mentally ill he is probably hard to sue, definatly if he hides a disclaimer on his site again.. Let us hope that he will just get bored.
Because could YOU run a site like that for years? I as hell wouldn't be able to, the joke would get old very fast for me. Because of this we MUST conclude that Mickey is mental.
RE: Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 10:47 AM
Thanks for the compliment btw, too bad I have to leave again because tomorrow I will go on vacation, I hope SS comes here as soon as possible!
There will probably be much to read when I come back.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 12:04 PM
I loved all the comments, great poem Darth Elway, and I agree competely, Darth Crisis I agree Mickey has been doing that site for over ten years there must be something wrong with him. I just saw Mickey posted his IQ has being 427 million or something like that this guy is freakin retarded.
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 1:53 PM
HAHAHA! Yeah I saw that one too! And the sad thing is that he really believes it too!! Here in Holland there is a guy like that too, some guy claiming to know a millionaire and bringing out all kind of news. He was on television and all till the media found out everything was made up. Later he was arrested for threatening people and making fake bomb threats. These type of people are everywhere and say anything to get attention, I hope Mickey's behavior leads him to jail too!
GLs Nephew reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:00 PM
You guys are mean I am ten years old and GL is my great uncle, and I have actually met Michael Suttle, he is good friends with my Great Uncle, his ego gets out of control but he really does know alot about Starwars, what does living in North Carolina have to do with anything, anyway Michael went to school with my Uncle. Anyway you guys are just jelous.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:03 PM
What the hell!!!!!
Mickey is sending little starwars kids who get on his website here now, how pathetic.
Star Trek is the best not Starwars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:09 PM
I don't really care if they make episodes 7,8,9 we all know Star Trek is superior because Gene Rodenberry actually let us make more Startrek so are franchise lives on while your stupid one, gets a few movies every 20 years, live long and prosper jedi, you'll need to if you want to see any more movies. HAHaha
Wrath of Khan reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:12 PM
The best StarTrek movie ever is Wrath of Khan!!!! It blows Empire Strikes Back away.
RE: Star Trek is the best not Starwars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:25 PM
STAR TREK FANS ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT TREK IS WASHED UP AND STAR WARS IS 11OO GAZILLION TIMES BETTER THAN TREK EVER COULD BE! WRATH OF KHAN IS A GOOD MOVIE, BUT DON'T PUT IT NEXT TO EMPIRE OR ANY OTHER STAR WARS. GO TO A TREK PAGE THEN IF TREK IS SO GREAT! THIS IS FOR STAR WARS!
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:41 PM
I just wanted to comment about luke being able to sense Yoda, Yoda could have hid his presence in the fictional account above using a force technique to mask his power. Palpatine did the same thing to hide his true nature from the jedi council.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 5:47 PM
Crazy Trekkies, Star Trek may have been good a long time ago, but it sucks now face it, while Starswars gets better and better. ROTS proves that. I will take my trusty lightsaber over a phaser anyday, "dont be to proud of you technilogical terrors, there power is insignificant next to the power of the force" A trekkie is just one of the kids when your were little who was such a dork you wouldn't let him play starwars with you so he went off and invented his own stupid crap.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 6:01 PM
Correct me as I might be wrong, D.L. I thought Yoda went to Dagobah because there was so many life forms there, it would be virtually impossible for him to be detected there. Did anyone else hear this, too? Oh, and Star Trek BLOWS...
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 6:24 PM
startrek BLOWS FUCKIN MONKEY COCK SUCK MY DICK MOTHER FUCKER YOU BAG OF MENSTRALATION AND DOG SHIT STARTREK BITCH THEY PUT OUT NEW EPISODES EVERY HOUR BECAUSE THE EFFECTS INVOLVE A CARDBORD BOX BITCH ILL KILL YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
COME ON STARTREK HOMO ART CANT BE RUSHED BUT A TURD CAN IF YOU GET WHAT IM SAYYIN DONT PISSME OFF WITH THIS STARTREK CRAP...
smacks that startrek fucker
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2005 8:32 PM
Star Trek stinks in my opinion. I respect their passionate fans, but do not compare it to the best Sci-Fi EVER... Season after season of boring off-shoots. the Star Wars show will blow it away, just like movies. I'd like to see Vader Force choke Admiral (Captain?)Kirk. "You have failed me for the LAST TIME, Admiral..."
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 5:21 AM
Supershadow is Lucas's best bud...you idiot
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 5:28 AM
Read the site: www.supershadow.com and find out for yourself!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:36 AM
What the hell!!!! Stop promoting Mickeys website on here, you stupid fuck heads!!!!
darth beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:38 AM
Supershadow is so annoying he is now saying Lucas asid mace windo survived ep 3 and will be in ep 7-9
P.S can I be in your clan of Dark jedi
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:39 AM
Hey Drunklightsaber I want a real lightsaber how much are those things going to cost like a millon dollars or something, I guess not if you can build one yourself, good luck if you figure it out youll be a billionare, shit Im sure george will want to sign you on to lucas film or something.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:42 AM
I think Superannoying should be shut down there are countless star wars fans thinking all what he said is true and he is giving GL a bad name.
Trekkie vs Lucas fanatic reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:45 AM
Your starwars galaxy is just one of the many galaxies inside the Star Trek universe, Star Trek will live on long after StarWars, once George Lucas dies thats the end of Starwars, thats the end of your creative genius, and by the way episode 7,8, and 9 will not be made because Lucas will die before he ever gets the chance to make them hes old, and fat hes got 10 more years tops, and even if his kids or someone else gets the right to make them they will be crap without Geroge Lucas, while StarTrek will live on. May the force be with you, you guys are going to need it if Starwars is going to get made before George dies. By the way it doesn't take much of an IQ to cuss someone, out next time try forming a logical and coherrent argument, Tard Boy.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:48 AM
trekkies are wankers and should be shot(no offence) star wars not only rule star trek but rules the movie industry There are too many star treks are to be honest there crap
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 10:52 AM
Greetings Sith, Darth Beck, I would love for you to be a member of the Dark Jedi known as Shadowscourge, all who are willing are welcome to join, all you have to do is e-mail Supershadow daily and sign your Sith name along with stating you are a member of the dark jedi group known as Shadowscourge, I agree that Mace crap is really pissing me off, sure he might have possibly survived but unless he somehow got off the planet Im sure he was only executed later by Darh Sidous. Supershadow pisses me off i mean its not bad enough that he trys to pretend like he is friends with lucas but then he also pretends to be George Lucas, that is why we want to bother him as much as possiable and expose him. By the way just out of curosity Darth Beck is that male or female, like is that Beck for the singer, or Beck as short for Becky, just wondering. Welcome to Shadowscourge. Of course if there is no objections from the others.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 11:02 AM
Trekkie, I suggest you back off, before the Dark Jedi come after you, do you want us to take out the StarTrek franchise, it is only because of us Starwars fans that your crap even exists, because we occasionally check out your shows or go to your movies while were waiting for the next Starwars movie to come along. Starwars is the biggest commercial success in the world, bigger than football, soccer, miss universe, Star Trek, Starwars is the most popular form of entertainment on our planet. "It is useless to resist" Just give up your crap Trekkie you are obviously a closet Starwars fan or you wouldn't even be on this site, you probably stumbled on to ss.com he didn't post your comments and it broke your heart, you just want episodes 7,8,and 9 and because he is a liar you think that it was all a lie, never fear the movies will get made in time, George won't let down his millions of fans across the planet. "Give into your hatred" and join us help us take down Supershadow, Ill even give you a cool sith name how about Darth Trekkie. If not well then GET THE HELL OF THIS SITE!!!!! "pathetic fool only now in the end do you realize the power of the dark side"
re:Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 11:21 AM
The only place you will ever find Supershadow and his best buddy, George Lucas, is Supershadow.com. There is a reason for this, cause it's bull! Gee, I'm a Patriots fan, and Tom Brady. It's like me saying "Come to my website, I'm Tom Brady's best friend and his Agent. If it wasn't for me, Tom wouldn't be a 3-time SuperBowl winner & future Hall of Famer & millionaire. He doesn't do anything without my consultation. I'm the best thing to ever happen to the Patriots." S.S. is psychotic...
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 11:34 AM
Well, Chosen One, it appears that Shadowscourge is a smashing success. I see Trek really pisses you off. Once Supershadow is defeated, we will 'beam' ourselves onto the Enterprise, and execute the crew. Then we will sell that garbage for parts for a REAL craft. The Chosen One, Darth Elway, Darth Crisis, Drunklightsaber and Darth Beck (we WILL need a girl soon!) are the Dark Jedi known as Shadowscourge, the arch enemies of the heretic Supershadow. "With our combined strength, we will end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy."
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 3:14 PM
that is shit! fuck that bastard. he took that idea from a book and that author and publisher told me they are going to sue him for quite a sum of money. it serves him right
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 3:18 PM
that is shit! fuck that bastard. he took that idea from a book and that author and publisher told me they are going to sue him for quite a sum of money. it serves him right
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 3:27 PM
Hey Drunklightsaber I want a real lightsaber how much are those things going to cost like a millon dollars or something, I guess not if you can build one yourself, good luck if you figure it out youll be a billionare, shit Im sure george will want to sign you on to lucas film or something.
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no we are not sellin em these are made to cut through steel & if you kill yourself im responsible you gotta help design onee on the site to get one at all
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 4:48 PM
Hey Drunklightsaber, please give me the site again, I want to see what you are doing it sounds awesome. A lightsaber would be a very dangerous weapon in the wrong hands, lets hope Mickey never gets one, wait you should give him one he would probably accidently kill himself and then the world would finally be read of him. Yes!!!
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 8:30 PM
Hey Drunklightsaber, please give me the site again, I want to see what you are doing it sounds awesome. A lightsaber would be a very dangerous weapon in the wrong hands, lets hope Mickey never gets one, wait you should give him one he would probably accidently kill himself and then the world would finally be read of him. Yes!!!
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hey dude its
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx
but dude even if you register you cant see everything until i approve you ok so just wait ill aprove you
RE: Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 9:05 PM
Supershadow is not a fake! How long will it take for you guys to understand!!!!! He will carry on star wars for years to come!!!
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 9:29 PM
Supershadow is not a fake! How long will it take for you guys to understand!!!!! He will carry on star wars for years to come!!!
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he is a fuckin fake you non pubesent fuck the only hair on your boddy is the dick hair from your dad on your chin supercypholis is a retard btw i think you are him you friendless bastard
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 9:50 PM
PLEASE... Supershadow is the biggest ass. If you believe that crap, I got a bridge to sell you.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2005 9:54 PM
"Fantastic idea. Your submission will be forwarded to Lucas. SS.com is the best SW site on the net. I look so good, I can't stop scoring. SS rocks for all time." You ever see that guy?! He's a fat zitted out jughead, with obviously nothin' better to do. "WAAAHHH! Don't make fun of SS, you guys are mean!" Are you his little brother?
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 6:37 AM
Fuck you bastards
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 6:39 AM
i guess i should look into that supershadow guy more...he does kinda sound like a fake....i'll try too look into it more i guess.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 8:36 AM
For the record i'm a boy Beck is my last name. I already give supershadow flame messages. The best thing to do is give him hard star wars questions and he doesn't post them on his website. I would love to become a member of shadowscorge.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 11:57 AM
Welcome to the ranks Darth Beck, Hey Drunklightsaber I got onto your site and created a user name, but never got approved, guess maybe I wasn't doing something right Ill try again later tonight, okay anyone who beleives Supershadow is in with Lucas then answer me the following questions, why does he just not post on the "OFFICIAL" starwars website, and why can't he just admit who he his, and last of all if he was busy and involved in making Starwars movies he wouldn't have time to do his stupid website, he said he spends 5 hours a day reading e-mails I think if he was involved in Starwars he wouldn't have time for that.
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 2:08 PM
Welcome to the ranks Darth Beck, Hey Drunklightsaber I got onto your site and created a user name, but never got approved, guess maybe I wasn't doing something right Ill try again later tonight, okay anyone who beleives Supershadow is in with Lucas then answer me the following questions, why does he just not post on the "OFFICIAL" starwars website, and why can't he just admit who he his, and last of all if he was busy and involved in making Starwars movies he wouldn't have time to do his stupid website, he said he spends 5 hours a day reading e-mails I think if he was involved in Starwars he wouldn't have time for that.
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ok i approved you so get on and post no insults please ohhhhh and all you supershitter bitchs (and supershitter himself) suck your dadys cock
VII,VIII,IX in 15 or 20 years reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2005 6:59 PM
Lucas is just taking a long break from Star Wars. I wouldn't be surprised by the time he reaches 80 he begins to make Star Wars: Episode 7 and have someone else finish 8 and 9. There will be another trilogy. There has to be another trilogy for the Trilogy of Trilogies. Its going to take some time but I'm confindent Star Wars will continue after Lucas passes away and the years to come.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 12:08 AM
"Impressive most impressive, but you are not a jedi yet" Hey drunklightsaber, your sight is seriously great, anyone who has ever been intrested in possiably creating a lightsaber someday should really check it out, anyone who has seen the website info should log on and check it out, REALLY. The only problem I see with creating an actual lightsaber is that it would be very dangerous to control, Jedis use the force to help them wield a lightsaber, in the Starwars Universe the average joe would be very unprepared to fight with one. I imagine it is possiable, but would take countless hours of training. Anyway great site. Everyone check it out.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 12:13 AM
If Mickey was a member of Shadow Scourge his sith name would be Darth Scabies. HaHaHa He is such a bitch!!! He wouldn't get that nickname from scoring with chicks either, he gets the name because he scores with his mom and we all know she is a whore. See Mickey thinks Geroge is actually his father because his mom was a real skank and slept with a bunch of set workers who worked on the orginal Starwars, so she told him George was his father, ever since he has been obsessed with Lucas. What a fucking nut job.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 12:18 AM
DARTH ELWAY!!! Where are you. Tell me the story of Sloppy Monkey vs Supershadow 2. Why is Sloppy Monkey so legendary? Shadowscourge does need a female member, here is a call for any girl who wants to join and help take down the most twisted life form in the galaxy.
Chosen One(Imanginary posting of Supershadow) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 12:27 AM
Hey Shadow you rock(I know,SS is always rocking the ladies) did you know that without you starwars would not exist(you are right of course SS is Starwars) I beleive everything you say 100%(SS is the foremost knowlegeable starwars fan in the whole world so of course you would) Thanks. (SS gets millions of emails like this everday, but he can't post them all)
Chose One- Here is an example of Supeshadows posts, read them clearly he talks about himself 50% of the time the other half he steals a great idea some fan wrote in and acts like it is his own, don't beleive his crap, he doesn't know Lucas, and he doesn't know shit about Starwars. He is a stupid fuck nut.
Fuck Nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 4:14 AM
Supershadow is the foremost guru of StarWARS, Chosen One, you are nothing but a punk ass Biotch, go have some An@@ Sex with some sandpeople you homo. As for DrunkLightsaber, your lightsaber site is shit your worthless crock, your worse than SS, because your shit is beyond the realm of fantasy little pecker head, and Darth Crappy Ass Quarterback Who Would Have Never Won A Superbowl Without T.O., your Shadowscourge is more like ShadowTurds, by the way you can make that your new sith name compliments of Fuck Nut. As for Darth Beck, Flame on homo boy!!! and Darth Crisis thats the dumbest name I ever heard, Shadow Turds, How about Mickeys Nerds, you guys talk about him more than Starwars, maybe he is Starwars, blah blah blah, say what you want in return IM never coming back to this site so you can go to Hell!!!! By the way Episodes 7,8, and 9 have already been filmed and will be out when HEll FREEZES OVER, Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, by the way Phantom Menace is the best Starwars film of all time by far, I mean what character was ever better than Darth Maul a two bladed lightsaber outstanding, you guys are just so hung up on being 30 and over and dont' realize empire strikes backs time has come and gone, make way for the prequels they are better than the orginals, just like Fuck Nut is better than Shadowscourge, or Supershadow, I actually do know GL fools and he aint making no more movies he is tired of crazy fucks like you guys. The End.
Fuck Nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 4:19 AM
SHUT UP BITCHES!!! NO MORE STARWARS GOT IT. THERE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE ANYMORE STARWARS MOVIES PERIOD THE END, END OF STORY FOR ALL TIME.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 5:03 AM
As for Fuck nut, go fuck youself you anal loving dick head.
And as for Superwanker, boba fett survived the sarlac pit accident, Mace was one thing but now boba?????????????
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 5:04 AM
Soz i ment he said boba fett survived the sarlac pit thing.
your stupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 8:44 AM
Whoever thinks you can actually make a real lightsaber you must have a whale stuffed up your ass. Dont be a dumbass lightsabers are just made up, you'd be just as well off trying to invent a way to live forever. Its not going to happen so stop believing your inventing a fucking lightsaber
my god you people are stupid
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:45 AM
Okay first of all, Fuck Nut, you are an idiot, and that should just about covever it. Secondly the person who is going off on making a lightsaber obviously has an IQ so small that it is laughable. It is only a matter of time before a real lightsaber is made someday, in fact I am sure the goverment or someone somewhere has already secretly created one. Thats kinds of like saying that when Orson Wells wrote about the tv before it ever existed that it was stupid and will never be made. Science Fiction, often leads to the creation and exploration of real science do you know anything of particle accelerators, atoms, electrons, protons, nuclear physics, electomangnetic theroy, plasmation, there is more science around then you even know about so stop being an ignorant ass. Darth Beck it has been talked about Boba Fett escaping in the expanded Starwars Universe so Shadow didn't come up with this, basically George Lucas said he didn't know the character was going to be as popular as he became, so he let him escape in the expanded universe so more stories could be created about him and more money made, I guess I could see the same happening with Mace, but that is really up to Lucas. But for Superdork to actually think Mace is already scripted into the sequel triology, I am so tired of that guy.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:15 AM
Awwww! Soopershadoo's little babies are maaad, OOHHH! Fuck Nut, I hope you are right and never come back here! I don't get how people come here if they don't want a new trilogy! Sometime next week, I will have REAL info if there will be a new trilogy, so all you people can believe SS's Superlies if you want to, I will prove them all wrong! SHADOWSCOURGE FOREVER! And "I find your lack of faith disturbing." As for D.L.'s lightsaber, they actually have good concepts. He's got more intelligence in his dick than you got in your brain. And, as for your comments of John Elway, I hope you meant T.D. NOT T.O.! Look down the list at S.B. Champs, ALL of them had great backs! John won more games than ANY QB in history, and would have been in the Hall anyway. So, it shows me you know NOTHING about Star Wars AND Football! N-O-T-H-I-N-G! Darth Crisis is a COOL name too, better than any STUPID fictional characters SS passes off as REAL SW! You are probably jealous that you are not a member of Shadowscourge, as we are commited to bring down Supershadow! GET A LIFE JACKASS...
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:15 AM
stupid as fuck eyy
THIS COMES FROM THE FUCKER WITH HIS HEAD UP HIS MOMS ASS I HAVE IQ TESTED ABOVE MOST ADULTS YOUR JUST A PISS OFF FUCKNUTS LEMME EXPLAIN SCIENCE USUALY COMES FROM SOMETHING TOTTALY FICTIONAL OK chosen one thanks for stickin up for me OHHHHHH AND 7,8,AND 9 WILL BE MADE YOU DIRTY FUCK BUT NOTHIN LIKE SUPERSHITTERS BULLSHIT OK THEY WILL BE OF LUCAS,S CREATION hey chosen one get on those forums now
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:29 AM
Chosen One, D.L., why do people find it important to prove their ignorance and stupidity here? People living forever? You know, 100+ years ago, if you lived till 50, you were LUCKY, when you went to the hospital you RARELY came out alive! People now live into the 90's and almost or more than 100! Medical science has improved leaps and bounds, people won't live forever, but lives have been prolonged for YEARS! Fucknut is just MAD because D.L. is closer to his goal than others have dreaned of, Fucknut you cocksucker! PLEASE STOP SPEWING HATE HERE, UNLESS IT IS DIRECTED TO SUPERSHADOW! The Chosen One+Darth Elway+Drunklightsaber+Darth Crisis+Darth Beck=Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the galaxy, Supershadow's enemies for all eternity. "There will be no one to stop us this time!"
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:33 AM
Chosen one cheers for the boba fett news
Drunklightsaber and chosen one How? do u make a lightsaber i would love one
And another thing on empire strikes back when han is frozen in carbonite they take him to bobas ship why is it floating when their moving it??????
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:36 AM
ohhhh its ok he just might be pissed a 13 year old can cause industrial revolution and he cant even shit right cause of that hemroid
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:47 AM
Chosen one cheers for the boba fett news
Drunklightsaber and chosen one How? do u make a lightsaber i would love one
And another thing on empire strikes back when han is frozen in carbonite they take him to bobas ship why is it floating when their moving it??????
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go here http://s13.invisionfree.com/Rejjin_Alliance/index.php?act=idx register and i will aprove you ok ohhh and the EU rules and to fucknuts sayin your cought up bein 30 im 13 still i think ESB was the best it hhad the better plot twist soooooo fuck off fuck nuts we are capable of makin lightsabers and ESB is the best
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:52 AM
Ok ive regestered as Darth Beck now what have you approved me?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:53 AM
HaHaHaHa, Great comments by all of the members of Shadowscourge if that tweaker comes back to this site I guess there will be plenty for him to read. Shadowscourge is strong that is why Mickey is sending his acoylytes over here he can't do his dirty work himself, because then he would have to logically argue an opinion and by reading his site we know he can't do that. Darth Beck I dont like the Boba Fett thing I was just trying to say Supershadow didn't come up with the idea it has been around for awhile, that Boba Fett survived the idea was first brought to life in a DarkHorse Comic, it is an intresting concept, but I am sure that as far as the StarWars movies go, BobaFett is dead he won't be in any sequels, if they do have a Mandalorian army however there will be an army of boba fetts and that would be pretty cool. The Mandalorian warriors were an ancient of very
powerful warriors, but I was under the impression that they were all but vanquished in a war with the jedi thousands of years ago. The armor worn by Jango and Boba were relics of a time long forgotten.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:57 AM
ok beck your approved hit refresh on the site
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 11:02 AM
As for Mace Windu coming back hell no, hes dead, lets bring back Darth Maul as well he was able to using the force fuse his body back together, grab hold of an outcropping and he has been in hiding through all 5 of the other movies. Fuck That!!! I wrote to Mickey about the Mace thing but it never got posted I was really suprised though because my idea sounded like something he would really love. Heres the story okay Mace was able to grab a hold of a passing speeder, he got to the nearest space port and decided to go into hiding, the sith lighting has disfigured him and also caused him to go a bit mad that if why he didn't try to go back and avenge the jedi, he like Yoda went into hiding, Mace choose to hide on Kamino with the cloners, he had them make clones of him, in Episode 7 of Mickeys World Mace returns to the Jedi Academy with his clone army of jedi warriors, the first Jedi Trooper, cloned after Mace Windu, these clones help Luke and the rest of the jedi fight the Mandalorian Army. Yes I know this idea is fucking stupid, I was sure Mickey would post it but he didn't, damn I thought it was right up his alley.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 11:11 AM
I've got to admit boba fett was amazing
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 11:17 AM
the EU wont even bring mace back but i liked the EU where maul came back but he robotic legs and went to tatooine to fight obi wan cause he had just missed him on geonosis and mustafar thatt was an awsome EU
Dath Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 11:20 AM
D.L how we going to make a 'saber
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 11:25 AM
i cant say that here but on the site we will discuss it i beleive were already in a discussion now
Fuck Nut Jedi Master reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 1:06 PM
Your Dark Jedi and Sith Garbage, you will never defeat Master Fuck Nut, the wisdom of Obiwan, the sure power of Anakin, the speed of Master Yoda, The Lightsaber skills of Mace Windu, and the luck of Luke. I am the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy quiver beneath my power, Mickey is but a pawn I control him and his website, I am the Shadow behind the scenes. ShadowScourge fall beneath the power of the new Jedi council, anyone who wants to battle these Sith join me and we will stop there drk ways. "Is the darkside strnger, mstr yoda" "No, no easier, more seductive, once you turn down the dark path consume u it will, as it did obiwans apprentice"
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 1:18 PM
Laughable, You are entertaining I will say that, I thought you were never coming back here, a jedi master and telling lies already you'll be turned the darkside before you know it. Hey D.Elway I was thinking about your comment about living forever, and that really isn't out of the realm of possiablity someday. Lets think we are actually starting cloning new body parts can be cloned for people and this will keep them alive even longer, even are brains could be transplanted into new bodies, science will to us to new areas, only time will tell, to think a lightsaber won't be made is just stupid.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 1:27 PM
i dont wanna live forever its horrible and unatural hey for anyone on the forums of mine im gonna make sigs for ya so post your name on aim and we can discuss your sig ok ohhhhh and the real order is the one on our forums were not stoping supershadow this one is actualty real we are the rejjin
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 3:12 PM
I hope there's a Episode's VII, VIII,and IX. I sure there will be sometime in the next eight years... I hope.
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 3:16 PM
I'm sure your right and it will either follow the Expanded Universe books or take place after The Unifying Force. Who knows? The real answer is no one knows for sure. We can only keep hoping!
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 5:08 PM
well...
hope this code works
HEY SUPERSHADOW
THIS LINKS FOR YOU
http://img370.imageshack.us/my.php?image=flamesig0hv.png
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 5:42 PM
So what kind of message did you create for Supershadow, I would check it out myself, but knowing you D.L. Id log on there and my computer would explode or something. Hey Darth Beck I meant to answer your question earlier, but in regards to Han in the Carbonite floating along, it is Repulsorlift techonlogy built into the carbonite chamber, the same technology that floats speeders and speeder bikes, hope that answers your question. Hey everyone I have been thinking about getting high speed internet I want to get Starwars Galaxies, anyone out there played it, if so let me know, I would like to hear anyones opinion on it.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 6:04 PM
So what kind of message did you create for Supershadow, I would check it out myself, but knowing you D.L. Id log on there and my computer would explode or something. Hey Darth Beck I meant to answer your question earlier, but in regards to Han in the Carbonite floating along, it is Repulsorlift techonlogy built into the carbonite chamber, the same technology that floats speeders and speeder bikes, hope that answers your question. Hey everyone I have been thinking about getting high speed internet I want to get Starwars Galaxies, anyone out there played it, if so let me know, I would like to hear anyones opinion on it.
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actualy its just a pic but im workin on a great virus to email him
hey do you want me to make a sig for you on the rejjin forums chosen one
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 6:37 PM
Yeah that would be great, Im not really very good at this chatting language yet however what is a sig? Did you get a chance to rank me yet, and by the way your only 13 huh? Thats awesome though you can definatley communicate very well, and Im am impressed with you site. I don't know alot about webpages but if I did I would design one for Shadowscourge so we would be official by the way D.L. this is for real Shadowscourge we want to expose SS and his lies, as long as he contiues to post crap I will talk about it here and we will give you the real story of Starwars to the best of our knowledge not just some imaginary b.s. made up by MICKEY MOUSE.
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 6:48 PM
ok a sig is a picture in your signature on a forum what do you want in your sig or do you just want a random sig
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 7:26 PM
I intrust the choice to you, I know you won't but just dont' give me something dorky, give me something worthy of the Chosen One.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 7:36 PM
ok i put your sig on it also apears under every post you make
Jar Jar, Boba Fett, Mace Windu in Episode 7,8,9. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:18 PM
Hello people did you read the last Paragraph in the Star Wars: Episode IX-Victory of the Force plot script of course Mace Windu will be in Sequel Trilogy but only as a Jedi ghost in Episode 9 Victory of the Force. Boba Fett survived the Sarlacc pit in Episode 6-Return of the Jedi but that scene was never shown therefore we must assume Boba will be an old mandalorian in the Sequel Trilogy, probably in Episode 8-The Republic in Crisis. As for Jar Jar he is the humor of Star Wars and might be an old gungan in the Sequels.
Fuck Nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:20 PM
Chosen One your an idiot, don't you know Supershadow is real and if anyone makes the sequels it will be he I choose to let do it. Mace Windu and Boba Fett will be in episode seven if I allow there to be one so deal with it. In fact....
The real titles of Episodes VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:26 PM
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-FUCK NUT I.
STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-FUCK NUT II.
STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-FUCK NUT III.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Star Wars: Episode I,II,III-Spaceballe II. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:29 PM
"I AM OBI-WAN'S BROTHERS OF ANAKIN'S WIFE'S COUSINS OF PADME'S FUCKER."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 9:39 PM
D.L. that sig you made me is awesome, I thank you many times for bestowing me such a great honor. Fuck Nut, you better shut the hell up or we are going to send out are assasin Dark Jedi D.L. he always gets his man, don't try to have a battle of words with him or he will unleash his words of fury, or just kill you with his real LIGHTSABER.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2005 10:26 PM
Guys... Did you see that? Now, this Fool Fucknut says he is the man behind Supershadow, and he gave him PERMISSION to make the sequels?! Didn't he say before there WON'T be more Star Wars?! I have an explanation for the stupidity... 1)He is Supershadow. 2)He says SS is real, so he could be one of his asshole fans. 3)He wants to be in Shadowscourge. Obviously nobody this stupid deserves to be a member, so he is angry with himself, for being so DUMB. 4)He's a fat zitted out jughead like SS with nothing better to do with his life! The Chosen One, Darth Elway, Drunklightsaber, Darth Crisis, and Darth Beck are Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the Galaxy. All enemies of Shadowscourge, including Supershadow will surely perish, victims of our unlimited power. "If you only knew THE POWER of the Dark Side..."
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 12:38 AM
chosen one thanks for the han info
fuck nut you SS loving bastard get off here and go to your lovely SS.com
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 12:48 AM
Drunklightsaber could you make me a shadowscourge sig on Rejjin
Fuck Nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 1:04 AM
SS.Com gets more hits a day then all other Starwars sites combined in fact Ive been there 50 times today and thks to you lsrs, who have bn there 20 times each we keep grwing in popularity. Fuck Nut, is Fucking Nuts for Starwars, yes I said they weren't going to be made, but I just meant unless me an Mickey allow thm to be. You see George listens to us and we have inside information that would make you cum your nuts. Like this little tid bit Lucas has already done some script writng and revising and has already signed a contract with Samuel he has signed on to do Episode 7. Yep that right Mace Windu lives on, bet you guys didn't know that, or you did if you read SS.Com the foremost in knowledge for Starwars, go there worship the sight daily and nightly all hail, Supershadow, all hail Fuck Nut. Supershadow+Fucknut=Episode 7 highest grossing movie of all time. Out biotches.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 1:21 AM
Fuck nut or should I say supershadow or should I say mike suttle we know its you dick head If someone really did beleive you then they wouldn't know you name is mike dum ass. And supershadow dose'nt get that many hits your making it up like you make everthing up. Have you ever been on the internet. The industry you work at has you name address and phone number
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 4:48 AM
Hey Im drunk, so now I know what its like to be D.L.thats right DArth Beck you tell taht stupid pecker head. Stupid Mickey I am wondering why he is so damn stupid. I am bummed I really wish another starwars movie was coming out in three years, I don't want them to end, I really don't I want to see my old friends back up on the big screen, Mark Hamill, Billy Dee, Harrison, and even Carrie Fisher, I would still tap that ass even though she is fat, I think Princess Leia was the first girl I had a crush on. Does anyone play starwars galaxies I would like to get a group of people together to play it, it seems really cool, but i dont' know. Did anyone see the sig D.L. created for me it was so awesome, that kid rules, even if he didn't like my yoda vs vader ending which would still be badd ass come on, it would be. We need more movies or a tv show.
Chosen ONe reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 4:54 AM
Hey has anybody seen the graphic novels of the expanded universe, I saw thsi one were vader hunted down this female jedi, it was super cool it was like 20 bucks so I didn't buy it buy it seemed super cool. Man Starwars is the best movies ever created I wish there never stopped making them, all eras they could make so many more and I would love them all, there is no movie even close, they are awesome.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 7:59 AM
What do you guys think about the star wars tv show and has anyone got any new star wars info
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 8:57 AM
I have posted the only info I was able to get of the show above. If i'm able to get more news of the show or new trilogy, I will post them, Shadowscourge will know first. Unlike the fool Supershadow, I got real contacts...
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 9:04 AM
Fucknut, I cannot understand why you continue to show how you are nothing more than an ignorant jackass. George Lucas doesn't even have an E-mail address, so why would he be ever so kind to interview for the internet? Don't you know that there are all kinds of false info on the net? The only excuse for you being so stupid is that you are really Supershadow, who is a deranged psycho, WHO IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN OBSESSED FAN!
S.S. Beatdown (revised) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 9:17 AM
John Elway on vacation, in the Carolina Land. "I love this beach, with my feet in the sand." As I walk on the shore, ever so subtle, who do I see? None other than Mickey Suttle. I can't believe this, as anger fills my head. "If he starts his BS this guy is dead." "I'm Supershadow, you can't withstand my might! I'm friends with George Lucas, you know that I'm right!" Consumed by rage now, I start to sweat. "Mickey I'm gonna beat you an inch from your death." I start hitting him, two lefts and a right, he went down fast, not much of a fight. HIS LITTLE FRIEND FUCKNUT ARRIVED TO JOIN THIS BOUT, BUT BEFORE HE KNEW IT, HE TOO WAS KNOCKED OUT. Down is SS, laying at my feet, as he tried in vain to pick up his teeth. "This was for the people, everyone, everywhere! If you continue your lies, I'll be back, so beware!" Mickey went crying to Mommy, how he was beat into submission. "Well that's what you get for going out without permission!" Written and produced by Shadowscourge
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 9:35 AM
(clap clap) I applaud that.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 9:52 AM
My version of Elways story(unless its copyright):
Darth Beck was on holiday in Australia on a warm beach when he saw mikey suttle laying face down sunbathing, so he drove his lightsaber right through mikes back :)
The End
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 9:53 AM
I think yours is better Darth Elway
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:21 AM
Darth Elway another stellar production, I see as always, that should make little Fucknut/Supershadow pissed off, Darth Beck yours was great as well. I can't beleie there is going to be a STarwars tv show, how awesome is that, I can't wait for that, of course it will get the hightest ratings ever and will probably be the most popular show ever. "Mickey Mickey he's so wrong, hey Mickey, hey Mickey, Mickey, Mickey hes so wrong Hey Mickey, Your lies are so stupid they really blow my mind, Hey Mickey, Hey Mickey.... As for Fuck Nut, Darth Elway I don't think he is Mickey I think he is some deluded fan of the Supershadow website though, he is just to f@@king stupid, and not crazy enough to be Mickey.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:28 AM
Chosen one I think fuck nut supershadow because he knew his name was mickey so if he knew his name was mikey then he would know he's a fake + on his little website I posted a link to this one + I think someone else did aswell ?
Although He could be a crazy ass mother fucking SS.com lover
Whoever he is he's gone and he a fucking spaz SS lover.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:31 AM
Yeah the Tv show will be amazing there will be 2. One cartoon/3d animation (don't know which one) and a real people one which takes place between ep3 and ep4
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:01 AM
OHHHHH IM PISSED AT FUCKNUTS HERE LET THE MOTHER FUCKIN FLAMINGF BEGIN:
FUCNUTS YOU BAG OF CYPHALIS INFESTED MENSTRAL BLOOD FROM YOUR MOM GO TO FUCKIN HELL AND BEYOND YOU SHIT EATING MALE DOG FUCKING SCREWED UP BASTARD WE ALL KNOW YOUR SUPPERSHITTER WHO IS A PHSYCO BEASTIALITY FREAK WHO KILLS DEER TAKES EM HOME AND FUCKS EM I WILL PEWRSONALY FUCK YOU UP LIGHTSABER IN HAND OR NOT YOU PUSSY NERD I'LL CRAM YOU INSIDE YOUR OWN POCKET PROTECKTER THEN SHOVE THAT UP YOUR FUCKIN LOOSE ASS
ohhhhh and to anyone who likes my sigs thanks there great arent they lol
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:19 AM
Fuck nut or superwanker,whichever one,is gone lets all give are selves a pat on the back superscourge yay
(Pat Pat)
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:25 AM
D.L. You are the Man!! know body can give a rant like D.L. Fucknut is Mickey? I guess I hope so or that means there are two really crazy psychos out there. D.L. How do you get a password to check out some of the other sites, do you have to be a master, how do you become a master.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:29 AM
ok for now its only a 5 master council and will become a 13 master council when we get bigger ask spectra for more details
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:31 AM
Master D.L how do I become a master
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:36 AM
well you would first have to acheive the rank of gaurd and wait for a master to die or resign then the council chooses out of all the gaurds who is to take the former masters place
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:44 AM
Master D.L how do I recieve the rank gaurd
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:48 AM
by doin something worthy of acheiving it but you cant just go from apprentice to gaurd you must advance through the ranks
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 11:52 AM
1.who is my master ?
2.is there a list of the ranks and how to get up ?
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 12:01 PM
1.cg123 is your master
2.there is a list
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 12:02 PM
Can I see it
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 1:24 PM
go to the site its in the rejjin board
Fuck Nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 2:42 PM
Drunklightsaber, get a grip on reality there boy, you getting drunk off of grandmas cough syrp again. Such a nasty mouth for 1 so yng.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 2:51 PM
Drunklightsaber, get a grip on reality there boy, you getting drunk off of grandmas cough syrp again. Such a nasty mouth for 1 so yng.
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ok at leadt im not the idiot who named myself fuck nut
Darth Vader's lightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 4:31 PM
Is it just me or is Darth Vader's lightsaber in the Star Wars Trilogy pink instead of red?
AWWWWW!!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 4:34 PM
You guys should have seen Supershadow and John Elway with in the hallway. They expressed their true feelings for me. So laugh it up fuzzballs!!!
hahahahahahahahah.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 5:01 PM
hahah ok he is the dumbest fuck here lol
Fuck Nut the fearless reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 7:01 PM
I just watched the TPM again, it is by far and away the best Starwars movie of all time.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 7:13 PM
and i fucked your mom again and it was the best sex i ever had btw thats how you were born
The deal with 7,8,and9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 7:22 PM
Lucas has said in an interview that he has written the scripts for 7,8,and 9 but he isn't going to make them. Perhaps if someone would feed his greed then he might let go of the scripts
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 7:24 PM
Lucas has said in an interview that he has written the scripts for 7,8,and 9 but he isn't going to make them. Perhaps if someone would feed his greed then he might let go of the scripts
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dude after RoTJ he said he wasnt makin anymore but looky 3 more movies = PT we will probably get an ST
Shadowscourge vs. The Pathetic Heretics reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:06 PM
A spacecruiser lands where two highways merge, from it's ramps walks 5 men called Shadowscourge. For Supershadow and Fucknut they have again crossed the line, but they wouldn't hear it, they're gonna pay this time. At a Carolina McDonald's the night hot and balmy, the two ate Happy Meals with Supershadow's Mommy. Five Dark Jedi strode into the place, the look of fear painted on Supershadow's face. Fucknut couldn't believe what he was seeing, before he knew it, in his pants he was peeing. Darth Elway says "We told you and you wouldn't listen. We're here to kill you and this is our mission." Five Lightsabers ignite, my what a bright glow! Drunklightsaber says "I have the first death blow." One saber swing, Fucknut's head is on the floor, who will clean this, man what a chore. "S.S. you're next!" Chosen One says with a wide grin, "The time has come for Shadowscourge to win." Darth Beck plunges his saber into Supershadow's chest, sending him to a premature death. Lords Beck and Crisis can't believe it's over, as they look over Darth Elway's shoulder. It's Supershadow's Mom, with big ass and tits, Chosen One says "Man, that one I wanna hit." She left with us, on to Shadowscourge's place, and there we will take turns cumming on her face.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2005 10:14 PM
Man, I'm sooo GOOD... I should be getting paid for this. THIS IS ART...
Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 12:02 AM
This was not over, the night was still dark, as Shadowscourge left for Fucknut's trailer in the park. The five Dark Jedi had knocked on the door, and who else answered, Fucknut's Mom Superwhore. Darth Elway said "Now that the job is done, get ready Ms. Fucknut, it's time for some fun!" The orgy was wild, we fucked her over and over, before Drunklightsaber said "Now get ready, bendover!" Hemmoroids forever, that's what she has gotten, Chosen One said "Man, her pussy smells rotten!" We took Fucknut's stuff as we started to mooch, Darth Elway said "Superwhore, you better go douche." Now she was clean and ready for more action, but most of us had already got satisfaction. We were almost ready to start our leavin', as Darth Crisis and Darth Beck covered her with more semen.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 6:01 AM
You should get those published. A work of art
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 10:58 AM
star wars es para mi la mejor triologia de todas sin dudas os recomiendo que quien no las haya visto que se anime. al menos una os gustara
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 11:04 AM
In english please
The Sad Demise of the Pathetic Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 11:45 AM
Lets see, Fuck Nut is back, and who does he target, why first he says FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHERLESS SONS OF BITCHES, IF FUCKED ALL YOU MAMAS LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!! Except for Drunklightsaber he was to busy with her himself. If people want the real news on Starwars don't come here go to Supershadow.com were the great Supershadow will tell you all the latest in Starwars news, that Supershadow.com, go there, experience the difference, bask in the glory all hail Geroge Lucas and Supershadow for making the best prequels ever. HaHaHaHa. "All to easy, perhaps you are not as powerful as the emperor thought"
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 11:59 AM
Supershadow is fuckin fake you dumbass
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 12:02 PM
lmfao you wanker supershadow is more fake than santa clause
runklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 4:08 PM
OHHHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK NUT IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH YOUR MOMS USED TAMPON WHILE YOU TRY TO EAT IT FUCKER BTW YOUR MOM WAS WONDERFUL IN BED BUT WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT...
YOU I SAID TO YOUR MOM GET AN ABORTION BUT NOOOOOOOOOO I SAID SELL THAT LITTLE FUCKER ON THE BLACKMARKET BUT NOOOOOO WHAT A BITCH
I SHOULDA TAKEN YO MOMMA HIT AND QUIT IT GO FUCKIN DIE FUCK NUT I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND I WILL FUCKIN TAKE YOU OUT...
ohhhhhh and elway and who ever wrote those great stories get em published
Go away Fucknut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 5:44 PM
Fucknut, you obviously have absolutely no pride, after I wrote a story of us gaping your Mom wide. You're not wanted here you great big fool, later on you can find your Mom licking my tool. Shut up about Supershadow no one will care, tell your Mom to get ready, soon my cum she will wear. Nobody cares what you have to say, everyone here knows that really you are gay. Supershadow is stupid this much is right, I love your Mom's snatch, ever so tight. Give it up Fucknut, against Shadowscourge you can't win. I can do this forever, if you continue it's a sin. Fucknut go away no-one wants you here. Later when we're done with your Mom we'll go grab some Beer. My ryhmes are awesome, gimme props cause there due. I'm better than Snoop Dogg, this much it is true.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 5:46 PM
Fucknut will put me in buisness one day. All work is property of Darth Elway and Shadowscourge, 2005
I WANT VII,VIII,IX!!!!!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:15 PM
I'm sorry!!!!!! but I can not accept the fact that there will be no STAR WARS: EPISODE VII,VIII,IX. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so angry!!!!! I Just want to hit somebody! I wish I can just slap Lucas in the face and say thats for not making EPISODES VII,VIII,IX or X,XI,XII. I'm so angry and angry!!!! Ok I'm cool. I know I'm better then this.
My anger reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:23 PM
With this new powerful and destructive anger that I have I want to use it to unleash an unstopable and even more evil Sith army to destroy all man kind. I want to utilize this anger and use it to destroy the Jedi knights in the New Republic under the Jedi order of Luke Skywalker. What the hell am I saying??? Wait? Hey maybe I can help make Episodes VII,VIII,IX. hmmm not bad.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:27 PM
Man this site is great endless hours of entertainment, between elways poems and D.L.s rants I can't keep from laughing so hard, that stupid Fuck Nut is getting his ass kicked all over the place I could go on about how Mickey never graduated farther than the eight grade, how he was abandoned by his mom when he was 5 because he was so annoying or about how Lucas thinks Mickey is the worst things to ever happen to Starwars, but these things cant compare to my friends lovely rhymes. Damn this guy has some rap skills, you can hold your own with Eminem. I love your work I really do. Why dont' you send Supershadow one, but tone it down just a bit and see if you can get it posted, anyway let us know what you write here. And that stupid fuck hasn't posted since Saturday so I dont' think he and fuck nut are the same, I think fuck nut is some guy who randomly left a message and since someone hurt his feeling or something he has gone crazy on us, I dont' really know if I want him to go away though because the rants and raps are to great. Fuck Nut you are doing us a favor by staying here and keeping us entertained, thanks you stupid little bastard, belevie Supershadow if you want but Shadowscourge will keep exposing his lies until the whole world knows, his shit is a fuckin joke.
Santa Claus reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:28 PM
Actually he is real cause I left cookies out last Christmas and they were gone on Christmas morning and my mom was dead asleep the whole night.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:39 PM
Ok I really love our group, me of course the Chosen One, I kind of feel like I am the link that brought us togeher, than you have Darth Elway, who has inside contacts, mad raps and rhymes, and came up with our great name Shadowscourge. You have D.L. are eccentric young lightsaber inventing, ranting maniac, don't get in his way. Then theres Darth Beck, the ever curious and always creative warrior. And Darth Crisis, who lurks in the shadows to speak every once in awhile, and the retarded FuckNut whos futile fight against Shadowscoruge is mildly amusing.
Whats my point this group is awesome and Im proud to be a member, and no Fucknut your not a member, but every group needs a Mortal enemy ares is Mickey Scuttle and you are his padawan learner, you stupid bitch. Anyway good work team.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:42 PM
Dude is right Santas more real than Supershadow will ever be that is for sure.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:47 PM
Okay team question, does anyone know how to design web pages would it be possiable for us to some how make our own website like shadowscourge.com or soemthing and instead of like stupid supershadow.com we could have an open forum on Starwars and talk about any starwars topic whenever we want and here anyones opinion that would be so awesome. I know the Rejin alliance has its own home page it would be so cool if we could somehow do that? Anyone know how? By the way D.L. You should make Darth Elway a sig a skeleton with a flaming Denver Broncos helmet that would be awesome.
Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 7:53 PM
A sex party in a trailer, that was Fucknut's place. We were bangin' his Mom hard, she was red in the face. The door swung open and it was his Father, we didn't care, didn't stop so why should we bother? He staggered into the trailer as usual, drunk. He looked like a bum. Man, he really stunk! He said angrily "Get off my wife or you'll pay! Darth Elway said "We did... for the day!" Surrounded by Dark Jedi each with a lightsaber. His life was almost over, there will be no lifesaver. Chosen One with a slash and it was already done. Darth Crisis said "Superwhore, time to deposit more cum." The orgy continued all through the night. by the time it was over, we had blue balls alright! For Shadowscourge, the last two days were too funny. Drunklightsaber said "We better go get more money!" As we left the trailer which Fucknut called his home, we saw Fucknut's sister her name was Joan. "Am I next?" she said willingly, this we could not believe, as Darth Beck said "Now our dicks you will receive." D.E.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 8:06 PM
Damn Fuck Nut what you got to say to those rhymes, man you aint got know chance with elways raps and rhymes you aint got no chance in hell so why don't you go back to SS.Com were the lies and bullshit will keep you safe and warm.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 8:14 PM
Hey Fuck Nut I would like to apologize for Elways rhymes sometimes he gets out of contol, but ya know ya pissed us off, I mean Im sorry because Im sure you actually do live in a trailer park and your mom actually is a whore and that you are e-mailing us on you goodwill issue commodre 64 so sorry for picking on you because if I had your life I would end it all.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 8:17 PM
Mickey Scuttle + FuckNut= ONE RELLY LOVELY COUPLE, WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK EACH OTHER FLAMERS.
Darth Elway of Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 8:28 PM
CHOSEN ONE!! Where are your MANNERS. Damn. How dare you refer to Fucknut's Mom as a whore! Didn't you see? Superwhore. SUPERWHORE! Come on! Stay tuned for Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore 3. Everyone who hasn't seen 1 & 2 check them out above. And C.O. remember, it's Superwhore, OK?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 9:21 PM
My humble apologies Darth Elway, and sorry Fuck Nut for refering to you mom as a whore, she is a SUPERWHORE, SUPERWHORE,SUPERWHORE,SUPERWHORE,SUPERWHORE,SUPEREWHORE, infinity, no say backs. I hope that makes up for it D.E. Superwhore bitch, and your sister is a Superslut. Superslut and Fucknut=there son SuperSlutNutFucker.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 9:46 PM
That's OK Chosen One, that more than makes up for it. I don't get how he could POSSIBLY come back after all that, and if he does, I'LL HAVE MORE...
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 9:52 PM
The Chosen One+Darth Elway+Drunklightsaber+Darth Crisis+Darth Beck= Shadowscourge, the most feared and powerful Dark Jedi in the Galaxy. We are Supershadow's nemesis and that of his followers. No one will stand in our way. All opposition will be crushed by our combined might. We won't be stopped by anyone's feeble efforts...
What happens if Lucas Dies? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 9:58 PM
George owns the rights to Ep 7,8,9 and if he desides not to make them and dies in say 10 years. Would it be possible for his kids to sell the rights?
With time Ep.7,8,9 will be made by Lucas or somone else. Too much money is involved not to.
Mr. Greedy
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2005 10:06 PM
The kids would probably sell the rights to the highest bidder. There will also be disclaimers in a contract probably, something like this: That whoever continues the movies, it MUST read in the start of the end credits, "Based on the original vision of George Lucas", and "Special Thanks to George Lucas." The original intro must never change. And, if the franchise is re-sold, it must be with approval of the Lucas family (more money!) Or, if you believe SUPERSHADOW'S BULL, he will make the new trilogy himself, so there will be no problems... ... YEAH, RIGHT!!!
SuperFuckNut post from the Fantasy Land Chronicles reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:05 AM
"When gone I am last of the jedi you will be" those are the last words Supershadow spoke to me. I will fight for this cause with all of my might Shadowscourge can't deny me my right. Chosen One sits and ponders all day long, to bad he so frustrated becasue my momma made fun of his schlong. Drunklightsaber the stupid little boy, shot a plasma blde right through his head, so young so, so stupid so dead. Darth Crisis, who really gives a fuck, the guy rarely speaks and is overrated you stupid fucks. Darth Beck now there is a wonderful thing a full fledged flamer part of your team, he fuck and suck untill ya all are pleased, his your sex slave, bitch get down on your knees. And then theres the biggest loser of them all Darth Elway, a stupid quarterback don't give him the ball, without his trusty running back by his side he wouldn't stand tall. His raps and his rhymes as cute as they are, suck a big fat cock and won't be published at all. Shadowscourge such a good name because all that you bring is heartache and pain. Supershadow.com brings joy to us all, as George and Mickey promise us all, a future so bright it will never end, with SS in charge Starwars has only began. If FuckNut should fall this won't be the end "I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imangine" If it isn't me your battling with it will just be another lord of the sith. You darkside user turn on each other, like all villians do. While the jedi stand strong true and true. If I should fall I know that another SS.Comer will come to the call, see there are thousands of us and only five of you so shut your mouth and get YOUR DICKS OUT OF MY MOM AND SISTER YOU HORSE ROTTING PILES OF INTESTINAL FORTITUDE,COCKSLURPING CUM EATING STARWARS HATING PILES OF PUKE. SS.Com rules forever.........
Wow you blokes are crazy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:11 AM
Whatever drugs you mates are on give me some, Starwars is rockin and I hope they make more, Signed The wonder from down under.
SuperFuckNut Revenge of the Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:16 AM
Hey Wonder from Down Under, were not crazy we are at war Supershadow.com vs the heretics ShadowScourge, the most vile pathetic pukes in the galaxy who refuse to see the beautiful light and would rather bask in the darkness. If you want to learn the truth about Starwars and talk to the creators right hand man, go to Supershadow.com and become a true beleiver, then come back here and help me fight the war to end all wars the Starwas Universe hangs in the balance my master SuperShadow is under attack and we need all users of the lightside to unite.
Okay? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:21 AM
Okay mate I'll check out your website, I good luck in you battle or whatever, gday mate. (cucko)
FuckNuts Revenge (Fantasy Land Chronicles) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:37 AM
A hand shoots fourth from a dirt ridden mound, lightsaber ignites from under the ground, cutting and clawing his way from the ground, Fucknut is uncovered from his burial mound. The end is not yet revenge I will have Shadowscourge will suffer to the very last one, I have come back to make them pay for what they did to my daddy that day. I walk in upon my sister screaming in pain, a teenage boy trying to fuck in vain. Youll never please her with your little dick as he turned around I cut of his neck, blood squirting everywhere covering all in sight, I wipe it from my face looking for the next fight, a flamer with lightsaber in tow tries to slash, but I tell him hell know I kick in his face with all of my might busting his teeth with quite a blusteering might. He screems and twitches on the floor wimpering for his mom, but he will see her no more. Darth Crisis throw the window he jumps running like the coward he is. Before he can get far out of the shadows emerge Supershadow, Fuck Nut here I am to save you my son, I always care for those who beleive in my truth, slicing Darth Crisis head clean off he laughs and laughs. Now two Dark jedi only left remain, a gimpy old quaterback and old man in robes remain. Mickey and FuckNut standing strong ignite lightsabers in unison, Dark Jedi we spare you your lives, all you have to do is admit that you like little boys. SS is the best you all know that ask him forgivness and we might let you live. Chosen One screams and goes for the attack, but any real strength fail when he knocks out his back the old man falls on the ground and I kick him in the stomach and shove the lightsaber right in his ass, it isn't a pretty site as he screams and pleads for his life, but I tell him to go to hell, and cut of his pecker, he lies and bleeds screaming some more while Darth Elway is locked in combat with Supershadow near the door. I finish off Chosen one as he lays in a pile of puke and then I stab Elway right in the back 49ers win 55 to 10 take that you stupid punk, I say, Californias were its at and Im here to stay, rip on the state all that you want but your precious idol Geroge Lucas resides there if he wants, so you stupid little turds you cult is dead I killed each and everyone of you and now you are dead, unfortunately you all are dead and so you never see Episode 7 made by SS and me. By bitches.
Fuck Nut Parties reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:57 AM
Im going to party like its 1999, 2009 whatever, Shadowscourge defeated now what will I do focus my attention on Episode 7 thats what Ill do me and Mickey will make a tribute for you we will make a dark jedi named Shadowscourge and he will be dick fucked by wookies. And then after that he will have to suck off Ewoks, and then after that Jawas will lick his ass, and after that, ugnauts will lick his testicles, and last but not least jar jar will spit on his face and say TPM is the best ever. And just so you idiots finally understand Mickey is just a fake alias made up by Supershadow to through people off the track of who he really is, but he thinks its funny you call him that so he is fine with it, Mickey, Supershadow, whatever you call him he is the greatest StarWars fan of all time and you guys are jealous beyond beleif tell me why TPM is not the best don't just rip on me, and tell me why is SS.com fake give me the proof, concrete proof were is it at how can I access it, let me know, but for now people if you want the truth SS.com is where its at. I am not weak bring it on, battle I will if I must but if you really want to settle this then give me your proof thats all I ask, and as for my stories, hey alls fair, dont' be sore losers just because my stories are just as good. I give you your do, but not it is my turn to slam on you, now I am waiting.... waiting..., but I guess you darksiders are asleep in your bed, when the good never sleep because we must be ever villignet to the darkside users, I will not waver in my fight, episodes 7 will be made by Supershadow, face it..............
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 1:05 AM
WHAT A SHIT STORY
Wake up mate
I'm 90% sure ur Supershadow well I've got a little story too:
I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!!!
Darth Beck to fuck nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 1:09 AM
Fuck Nut you fucking fuck nut I shagged your baby sister till she died. Read this this will make you see supershadow is fake (unless you are supershadow)
http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/SuperShadow
FuckNut Defeated? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 3:05 AM
Well, I have to say instead of cussing me out, or making up stories about my family, you have finally got my attention, I am not Mr. Scuttle, just a deluded fan who wanted to beleive that Starwars was going to happen again, I mean I thought George Lucas answered one of my questions, after reading that article I realize I have been duped, my apologies to Shadowscourge, I thought you were just making fun of SS.com because you were jealous, I mean now I want to cry, I guess I was right in the begining there will be no more Starwars, ROTS was the last SW movie I will ever see in the theater, I thought Geroge cared about the fans, but he doesn't is there even really going to be a tv show, probably not huh? FuckNut has been bested I need to check out this information on my own but if it turns out to be true and not some crap you made up then I have been vanquished. Goodbye Shadowscourge good luck in your mission. FuckNut.
Darth Beck to fuck nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 3:31 AM
WO HO!! YES I dilivered the finnishing blow to Fuck Nut
Don't worry Fuck Nut no hard feelings it was all SS.com's fault Now your just a regular star wars fan like me.
And you never know I think episode 7,8,9 will still happen.
Sorry about the comments to your family what a dark jedi has to do a dark jedi has to do. we done what had to be done because were shadowscourge.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 3:32 AM
And yes there will definatly be TWO star wars tv shows
sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 7:25 AM
i know i can't wait for the shows they said in like a year the production will procced
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:06 PM
Fucknut it's OK because you were on the take. You obviously don't know Supershadow's a fake. Shadowscourge is huge, large we stand tall. Our mission is to make Supershadow fall. He's nothing more than a delusional fan, you ever see his picture? My, what a fat man! His lies are ridiculous, NO WAY they can be true. What's Lucas waiting for, boy, he should sue. I feel bad for the people who really believed, that Supershadow's real, you've all been deceieved. A one time only invitation, to turn to the Dark Side. Lord Fucknut if you wish, you can join the ride. I'm sorry for the venom at your family I spewed. Perhaps I gone too far, maybe it was crude. Shadowscourge is here until victory we will stay. Until Supershadow is stopped and his evil way. Fucknut you are just a victim of Supershadow's lie. Shadowscourge will not stop until the day he will die. The Dark Jedi known as Shadowscourge we are here to stay, until one day Supershadow is out of our way.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:36 PM
Darth Beck, awesome link I didn't really know all that information, but I knew he was a fake, I bet that made FuckNuts jaw drop, its like when you realize, SC is not real for the first time heart breaking. Way to be so gracioius in victory Darth Elway, to bad we won't see Shadowscourge vs FuckNut 3 I was looking forward to that. ANYONE WHO DOUBTS THAT SUPERSHADOWS A FAKE CHECK OUT DARTH BECKS LINK, AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK, Hey guys Supershadow still hasn't posted since Satuday, 3 whole day were getting to him, I saw a new thing under his headings it said secret, now the stupid fuck is talking about lord of the rings and a few other things will this guy ever stop. Anyway beleviers of Mickey out there just sent them are way, for Shadowscourge wont give up until all know of Mickeys lies. Shadowscourge is strong, Mickey is weak, 1 more down, so many more to defeat.
Darth Elway re:Fucknut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 12:56 PM
John Elway, Hall of Famer was one of the best. He let his rocket arm talk all the rest. He's done so much on the field it was just crazy! He made most NFL defenses look lazy. With average teams what he did became fables. Most his old linemen and receivers are now waiting tables. With Dan Reeves so many years were wasted. Enter Mike Shanahan, soon Victory will be tasted! He took average receivers and made them play their best. Just look at Smith and McCaffrey, now better than the rest. Now 2 Super Bowl trophies sitting home on his rack, thank goodness he had a great running back. All other quarterbacks just stand in the line. That's why he won more games than anyone all time.
Episode VII date reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 6:17 PM
So we have exactly 15 years to go untill the release of STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO the first Sequel.
How old will you guys be till then?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 7:38 PM
Who cares how old all be if Im a hundred and still alive Ill drag my rickety old ass in there, if Im lucky all day right at the end of the film, now thats a great way to go. Mickey is pissing me off now he 5 differnt links, hes using xfiles, lord of the rings all three movies and crap, just to get more people into his website, I hate that stupid fuckhead. I think Im going to throw up and the fact that people like fucknut fall for this shit, its killing me. I wish George would just pubically make a statement discrediting this idiot. Did you guys know quote from mickey Darth Maul may be in the new tv show there going to have a flash back, yippee... Darth Maul, was cool but get over it already, and his stupid rankings Yes it is arguable that Palpatine was the most powerful force user, but the best swordsman in the galaxy my ass, as far as sword fighting went he got his ass handed to him by Mace Windu, I don't think he intentionally wanted to be disarmed by Mace, thats just stupid to think that, now that he was playing possum I beleive that and his sith lighting was really powerful there is no doubt, but I don't think hes the best swordsman in the galaxy.
RE: Episode VII date reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2005 7:42 PM
51 - I'll be older than Yoda when Ep 9 comes out!
I'll be there for it but I'll promise you ,I will not smell too good...
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 12:59 AM
Hahahahaha That one was great classic just classic.
Supershadows Clone reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 2:28 AM
Ok for all you non beleivers out there Supershadow, is not fake he is real, and he is actually George Lucas himself. Everyone thinks George doesn't have an email address and there right otherwise he would be bombarded by emails. Mickey Suttle who actually was employed at one time by Lucas Light and Magic is good friends with george and created the website so George could talk to his fans whenever he wants. This way George can speak to the fans and still retains a small form of autonomy. And he can say whatever he wants and just blame it on some deluded crazy fan. SS.com is actually run and operated by Geroge and his friend Mickey, they want you intellectual fans who hate starwars and bash on it to think it is a scam while 99% of the real fans right in and give George wonderful ideas for free. If you don't beleive me check out the latest posting in which a wonderful idea was giving for some added flashback dialouge at the Revenge of the Sith. This fan gave george a great idea and it was absolutely free it will probably end up in a special edition. Anyway that is the true story choose to beleive it or not but its the truth. Goodday Gentleman.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 5:10 AM
guys i think we got another one to track down and defeat. his name .......supershadows clone, lets get 'em
DRUNKLIGHTSABER reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 6:44 AM
OK FUCKER YOUR SS'S BITCH AINT YA ARE YOU STONED YOUR SURE AS HELL ON SOME KINDA HILLUSINAGEN I NEVER HEARD OF YOU MENSTRAL FUCK
sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 7:26 AM
1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANAKIN: I'm going low and left.
Obi-Wan shakes his head.
OBI-WAN: (to himself) He still has much to learn.
ANAKIN swoops low and skims across a TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIP, dodging flack as ARTOO bounces along, trying to get out a sentence.
ANAKIN: Hang on, Artoo. Obi-Wan, do you copy? I'm going to pull them through the needle . . .
OBI-WAN: Too dangerous. First Jedi rule: "Survive."
ANAKIN: Sorry, no choice. Come down here and thin them out a little.
OBI-WAN drops in behind the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS chasing Anakin. ARFOUR BEEPS to OBI-WAN.
OBI-WAN: Just keep me steady . . . hold on ... not yet. . . now break left.
OBI-WAN fires as he swings across the back of the VULTURE DROIDS, BLASTING four of them away. ANAKIN heads for a trench along the surface of one of the Trade Federation Battleships. He flies into the trench, which ends in a conning tower with a small slit between two main struts.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) You'll never get through there, Anakin. It's too tight.
ARTOO BEEPS nervously.
ANAKIN: Easy, Artoo . . . we've done this before.
OBI-WAN: Use the Force, think yourself through, the ship will follow.
ARTOO SQUEALS in a panic. On the view screen Artoo's squeal reads out, "WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT."
ANAKIN: Wrong thought, Artoo.
ANAKIN slips through the narrow gap. The trailing VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS CRASH.
ANAKIN: (continuing) I'm through.
OBI-WAN continues to fire on the VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS, driving them into the EXPLOSION.
A CLONE fighter is hit and explodes, spewing debris. The CLONE PILOT spins off into space.
Finally, OBI-WAN peels off and swings around, pulling up alongside ANAKIN. CLONE FIGHT SQUAD SEVEN battles the DROIDS.
ODD BALL: There are too many of them.
CLONE PILOT 2: I'm on your wing. Break left. Break left. They're all over me. Get them off my . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going to go help them out!
OBI-WAN: No, no! They are doing their job so we can do ours. Head for the Command Ship!
Another CLONE fighter is hit, bursts into flames, and spins off into space. A VULTURE DROID FIGHTER raises its head to locate its target and fires missiles at them.
ANAKIN: Missiles! Pull up!
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN break right and left, and the missiles follow them. ANAKIN does a barrel roll spin, causing the missiles following him to collide and EXPLODE. Two missiles continue to chase OBI-WAN. He banks sharply to the right, then to the left, causing one of the missiles to overshoot.
OBI-WAN: They overshot us . . .
The second missile streaks next to Obi-Wan?s Fighter and EXPLODES. Obi-Wan's ship rocks, and R-4, SCREAMS as the Starfighter rips through the explosion. Debris flies all around them.
ANAKIN: They're coming around!
OBI-WAN: All right, Arfour. No, no. Nothing too fancy.
ANAKIN: Surge all power units. Artoo! Stand by the reverse thrusters.
ANAKIN spins his starfighter. The missiles spin and collide.
ANAKIN: We got 'em. Artoo!
Two missiles continue to track Obi-Wan.
OBI-WAN: Flying is for droids.
Suddenly, OBI-WAN shudders, and his ship starts to plummet toward the surface of the Trade Federation Cruiser. The trailing missiles fly into what looks like debris, and detonate. Five silver balls fly out of the debris and attach themselves to the ship. The balls pop open, revealing SMALL BUZZDROIDS that begin to crawl across the surface like spiders.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) I'm hit! Anakin?
ANAKIN: I see them . . . Buzz Droids.
The BUZZ DROIDS crawl across Obi-Wan's ship and start to tear it apart. SPARKS ERUPT where the BUZZ DROIDS break into the wiring. One of the BUZZ DROIDS goes after ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: Arfour, be careful. You have one . . .
ARFOUR's head gets ripped off and flies away.
OBI-WAN: Oh dear. They're shutting down all the controls.
ANAKIN: Move to the right so I can get a clear shot at them.
OBI-WAN: The mission. Get to the Command Ship. Get the Chancellor! I'm running out of tricks here.
ANAKIN moves into position just off Obi-Wan's left side and angles his ship so his guns are pointing at the DROIDS crawling over Obi-Wan?s Starfighter. ANAKIN fires and vaporizes the TWO BUZZ DROIDS, along with the left wing of Obi-Wan's ship.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) In the name of ...
ANAKIN: Steady . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Anakin, hold your fire . . . hold your fire. You're not helping here.
ANAKIN: I agree, bad idea. Swing right . . . ease over . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Wait . . . wait . . . I can't see a thing! My cockpit's fogging. They're all over me, Anakin.
ANAKIN: Move to the right.
OBI-WAN: Hold on, Anakin. You're going to get us both killed! Get out of here. There's nothing more you can do.
ANAKIN: I'm not leaving without you, Master.
ANAKIN moves his ship next to OBI-WAN's and tries to physically knock the BUZZ DROIDS off. There are five left. He manages to get one off, but badly dents OBI-WAN's ship in the process. One of the BUZZ DROIDS tears apiece off of the front of Obi-Wan's ship. Flames burst out, and more smoke billows out, obscuring the Jedi's view.
ANAKIN knocks off three of the BUZZ DROIDS and the fourth crawls out onto Anakin's ship and starts attacking ARTOO. ARTOO fights the BUZZ DROID.
OBI-WAN: Blast it ... I can't see . . . my controls are gone.
ANAKIN: Get 'em, Artoo. Watch out!
OBI-WAN: Artoo, hit the buzz droid's center eye.
ARTOO extends an arm and aims a stream of electricity at the swerving BUZZ DROID. The BUZZ DROID is hit squarely in the eye and falls off the ship.
ANAKIN: Yeah, you got him!
OBI-WAN: Great, Artoo.
ANAKIN: Stay on my wing . . . the General's Command Ship is dead ahead. Easy . . . pull up ... Head for the hangar.
OBI-WAN: Have you noticed the shields are still up?
ANAKIN: Oh?!? Sorry, Master.
ANAKIN streaks ahead of OBI-WAN's disintegrating Jedi Fighter and blasts the shield generator. It SPARKS and EXPLODES.
OBI-WAN: Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
9 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The shield door drops away, and OBI-WAN crashes on the deck of the hangar bay, engulfed in a FANTAIL OF SPARKS. A set of blast doors starts SLAMMING shut across the hangar opening, as material is sucked into space.
ANAKIN maneuvers around the oncoming junk and flies into the hangar just as the blast doors SLAM shut.
OBI-WAN ignites his light saber and cuts his way out of the cockpit. He jumps dear just as his ship EXPLODES. BATTLE DROIDS rush at him from all directions.
ANAKIN jumps out of his ship and cuts his way through the BATTLE DROIDS to where OBI-WAN is fighting. ARTOO pops out of the ship and follows ANAKIN.
OBI-WAN: Artoo, locate the Chancellor.
ANAKIN: Tap into the ship's computers.
They cut down the last of the droids and follow ARTOO over to a computer wall socket. The two JEDI fight off FOUR MORE DROIDS as ARTOO tries to find the Chancellor. Finally, a HOLOGRAM of the Trade Federation ship appears.
OBI-WAN: The Chancellor's signal is coming from right there. The observation platform at the top of that spire.
ANAKIN: I sense Count Dooku . . .
OBI-WAN: I sense a trap.
ANAKIN: Next move?
OBI-WAN: Spring the trap.
The JEDI start to leave; ARTOO follows. The JEDI stop and turn to ARTOO.
ANAKIN: Artoo, go back. I need you to stay with the ship.
OBI-WAN: Here, take this, and wait for orders.
OBI-WAN tosses the comlink to ARTOO.
10 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS enters the bridge of the TRADE FEDERATION cruiser followed by his TWO BODYGUARDS. He walks to the front of the bridge and stands in front of the NEIMOIDIAN CAPTAIN.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: What's the situation, Captain?
CAPTAIN: TWO Jedi have landed in the main hangar bay.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Just as Count Dooku predicted.
11 INT. HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN head for the elevator. A door opens in the hallway and two of GENERAL GRIEVOUS's BODYGUARDS confront the JEDI.
BODYGUARD I: General Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker. We've been waiting for you.
OBI-WAN: We are here to relieve you of Chancellor Palpatine, not join him.
As a dozen more droids join the group, the JEDI ignite their lightsabers and stand back-to-back.
OBI-WAN: Anakin. . .
ANAKIN: Ready.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN use their lightsabers and cut a large circle in the floor.
12 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI cut their way down several floors into a large generator room. Huge EXPLOSIONS outside the ship have caused several large pipes overhead to break, and fluid is spewing everywhere. The Jedi get up and turn off their light sabers. ANAKIN dips his hand into the fluid and sniffs it.
OBI-WAN: . . . fuel. The slightest charge from our sabers will send this ship into oblivion. That's why they've stopped shooting.
ANAKIN: Well then, we're safe for the time being.
OBI-WAN: Your idea of safe is not the same as mine.
They run, EXPLOSIONS rattle the ship, and pipes continue to burst around them, spilling more fuel into the hallway. At the far end, SIX SUPER BATTLE DROIDS drop into the fuel. The SOUNDS OF SHIELD DOORS CLOSING AND LOCKING ECHO throughout the hallway. They pass several large power generators, which are topped with SPARKING excess power dischargers.
ANAKIN: They're sealing this section off.
OBI-WAN: Six droids coming our way!
The last of the DOORS CAN BE HEARD CLOSING in the distance.
ANAKIN: Keep moving. There must be vents . . . This way.
They move along a wall. ANAKIN climbs up the side to a small vent. The fuel gets closer to the SPARKING dischargers.
OBI-WAN: We'll never get through that. It's too small!
They move toward a second vent. OBI-WAN is swimming in the fuel as it reaches to within a couple yards of the ceiling. ANAKIN feels along the ceiling and finds another smaller vent. He closes his eyes and tries to sense an opening, then he moves on. OBI-WAN is forced into hand-to-hand combat with one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. It pulls the Jedi under the fuel. Just before he is about to drown, OBI-WAN disables the SUPER BATTLE DROID by pushing him into an exhaust pipe.
The fuel is up to the Jedi's chins. ANAKIN finds a very, very small metal grate, then pounds on it until the tiny grate breaks loose.
ANAKIN: I found our escape vent.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, this is no time for jokes. We're in serious trouble here.
ANAKIN: Only in your mind. My Master. Look, no structure. . . .
ANAKIN grabs the side of the tiny hole and gives it a big yank, ripping a large panel loose revealing a "man-sized" work shaft. They scramble through it as the DROIDS swim closer.
13 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI pull themselves through the narrow vent shaft until they reach a small hatch in the side of the tube.
ANAKIN: Here's a way out.
As the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS reach the opening in the ceiling and the fuel gets to within a few feet of the power generator sparks, the JEDI work the keyboard on the pressure lock, opening the latch.
14 INT. SMALL PASSAGEWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI climb into a small passageway and slam the hatch shut. They make their way through the ever-shrinking shaft until they reach the end.
15 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
A hatch opens in one of the main hallways of the Trade Federation Cruiser, and the JEDI squeeze out, SLAMMING the hatch. Behind them, ANAKIN seals the hatch with his laser sword.
OBI-WAN: That won't hold when the fuel hits those power dischargers.
ANAKIN: The blast will break the hull. This side's pressurized.
OBI-WAN: You still have much to learn, Anakin.
16 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS climb up the vent shaft. SUPER BATTLE DROID R77 and SEVERAL OTHER DROIDS wait in the generator room as the fuel continues to rise toward the power discharger.
SUPER BATTLE DROID R77: I have a bad feeling about this.
17 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The fuel hits the SPARKING power discharger, and there is a HUGE EXPLOSION.
18 EXT. TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-BATTLE
A GREAT EXPLOSION and a flaming gas cloud spray out of the side of the Federation Cruiser.
19 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
A large bulge appears in the wall around the sealed hatch as the EXPLOSION hits. OBI-WAN jumps back, then stands amazed.
OBI-WAN: All right, you win. I have much to learn. Let's go!
ANAKIN grins at OBI-WAN, and they run down the hallway.
20 INT. WIDE HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The two JEDI wait for an elevator to arrive. They turn around and see they are face to face with THREE DESTROYER DROIDS. The DROIDS start blasting away. Anakin deflects the bolts. OBI-WAN frantically pushes the elevator button several more times.
ANAKIN: Destroyers!!
Finally the door opens, and they rush inside under a hail of laser bolts. The elevator door slides shut. The JEDI turn to see BATTLE DROIDS standing behind them.
BATTLE DROID: Drop your weapons! I said drop 'em.
The JEDI activate their light sabers and destroy all the BATTLE DROIDS.
21 INT HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
R2-D2 notices two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS entering the hangar. He moves and hides behind a Jedi Starfighter.
22 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator begins to move and screeches to a stop.
OBI-WAN: Did you press the stop button?
ANAKIN: No, did you?
OBI-WAN: No!
ANAKIN: Well, there's more than one way out of here.
ANAKIN ignites his laser sword.
OBI-WAN: We don't want to get out, we want to get moving. Artoo . . . Artoo. Do you copy? Activate elevator . . . (looks at control panel) . . . 31174 . . .
ANAKIN cuts a hole in the elevator ceiling.
23 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS are inspecting the Jedi starfighters. They overhear Obi-Wan's voice over the comlink and are distracted.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: What's that?
SUPER BATTLE DROID 2: Get back to work. It's nothing.
24 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN: Artoo?
ANAKIN climbs through the hole in the ceiling of the elevator.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Always on the move.
OBI-WAN continues to talk on the comlink. Artoo quietly beeps a reply.
25 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO tries to muffle the comlink as the TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS try to figure out where the voices are coming from. ARTOO extends an arm and plugs into a computer interface.
OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, switch on the comlink. Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we gave you a job to do! Artoo.
26 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Suddenly, the elevator plummets down the shaft. ANAKIN quickly jumps and grabs onto the hallway entry door. He watches as the elevator recedes down the shaft and disappears. ANAKIN struggles to keep his grip on the closed door as SPARKING wires rain down on him.
27 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator starts to descend rapidly.
OBI-WAN: Stop, stop! Artoo, we need to be going up.
28 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Anakin struggles to hang on to the narrow edge of the elevator shaft. The door to the elevator shaft is pried open, and TWO BATTLE DROIDS appear in the doorway and look down at ANAKIN. They point their guns at him.
DROID 1: Hands up, Jedi! Don't move.
DROID 2: Roger, roger.
29 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS overhear OBI-WAN's comlink messages to ARTOO.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: There it is again.
OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, do you copy? Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we need to be going up, not down.
30 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator races down as OBI-WAN holds on.
OBI-WAN: Stop. Artoo! We need to go up! Stop, stop!
The elevator stops with a jolt. OBI-WAN falls to the floor.
31 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS see ARTOO and walk toward the little droid.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: Hey you!
ARTOO plugs into the interface again and the elevator shoots up.
32 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN stands up after having fallen in the elevator.
OBI-WAN: Now, that's better . . .
33 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO is held up by TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS, who chuckle as the little Astro Droid curses and swings at them.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: You stupid little astro droid!
34 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN looks down and sees the elevator heading toward him at a high rate of speed. He looks at the BATTLE DROIDS leaning over him with their guns pointed at him. He calculates for a moment, then gives himself a push and flips himself up into the elevator shaft.
Before ANAKIN can arc into a descent down the shaft, the elevator races up through the shaft, cutting the DROIDS in two. ANAKIN lands on the elevator and quickly drops back through the hole in the ceiling. OBI-WAN is startled and ignites his lightsaber.
OBI-WAN: Oh, it's you . . .
35 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO activates his oil hose and sprays the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip on the oil.
36 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN: What was that all about?
OBI-WAN: Well, Artoo has been . . .
ANAKIN: No loose wire jokes . . . He's doing the best he can.
OBI-WAN: Did I say anything?
ANAKIN: He's trying!
OBI-WAN: I didn't say anything!
37 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO ignites his arm rockets and shoots out of their grip, spraying them both with oil and setting them on fire. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip and slide until they fall, smoldering. ARTOO rolls away.
38 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTER'S-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator door opens and the TWO JEDI carefully make their way into the main room of the General's Quarters.
At the far end sits SUPREME CHANCELLOR PALPATINE. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN move toward the CHANCELLOR.
As they get closer to PALPATINE, they see a very distressed look on the Chancellor's face.
OBI-WAN: (bows) Chancellor.
ANAKIN: Are you all right?
PALPATINE: (quietly) Count Dooku.
PALPATINE makes a small gesture with his hand. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN turn around. The elevator DOORS CAN BE HEARD OPENING AND CLOSING as COUNT DOOKU strides into the room. He is above the Jedi, standing on a balcony, with two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The Jedi turn to see him. He looks down on the Jedi.
OBI-WAN: (quietly to Anakin) This time we will do it together.
ANAKIN: I was about to say that.
COUNT DOOKU jumps down to the main level.
PALPATINE: Get help! You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.
OBI-WAN: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN throw off their cloaks and ignite their lightsabers.
COUNT DOOKU: Your swords, please, Master Jedi. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN move toward DOOKU.
OBI-WAN: You won't get away this time, Dooku.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN charge COUNT DOOKU. A great sword fight ensues.
COUNT DOOKU: I've been looking forward to this.
ANAKIN: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
COUNT DOOKU: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.
DOOKU lunges at the JEDI and they fall back . . .
COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) Your moves are clumsy, Kenobi . . . too predictable. You'll have to do better.
As the battle proceeds, OBI-WAN and COUNT DOOKU are tired. ANAKIN is stronger as he becomes angry. ANAKIN continues to drive the attack on DOOKU. COUNT DOOKU throws OBI-WAN back using the Force.
ANAKIN and COUNT DOOKU move up the stairs. As they reach the upper landing of the General's Quarters, ANAKIN leaps over COUNT DOOKU. OBI-WAN reaches the top of the stairs, destroying TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. COUNT DOOKU holds OBI-WAN in the air using the Force as he turns and kicks ANAKIN out of frame. OBI-WAN is choking.
ANAKIN hits the archway.
DOOKU sends OBI-WAN flying. The Jedi tumbles to the lower level unconscious. COUNT DOOKU spins around again and, using the Force, causes a section of the balcony to drop onto OBI-WAN. ANAKIN spins and kicks COUNT DOOKU, sending him over the balcony. ANAKIN Jumps, following him down to the main floor. COUNT DOOKU and ANAKIN continue the fight.
COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate, you have anger, but you don?t use them.
Anakin regains his composure and attacks COUNT DOOKU as the Dark Lord continues his spin to meet him head on. Their fighting becomes even more intense.
Anakin attacks COUNT DOOKU with a new ferociousness.
39 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Anakin and Dooku continue their fight. It is intense! Finally, in one last energized charge, ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU's hands. The Jedi catches the lightsaber as it drops from the severed Sith Lord's hand. COUNT DOOKU stumbles to the floor as ANAKIN puts the two lightsabers to his neck. PALPATINE is grinning as he watches COUNT DOOKU's defeat.
PALPATINE: Good, Anakin, good. I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now!
ANAKIN: I shouldn't . . .
PALPATINE: Do it!!
ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU's head. A huge EXPLOSION somewhere deep in the ship rattles everything.
ANAKIN: ... I couldn't stop myself.
PALPATINE: You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.
ANAKIN drops COUNT DOOKU's lightsaber, moving to PALPATINE.
ANAKIN: Yes, but he was an unarmed prisoner.
ANAKIN raises his hands toward PALPATINE, who is strapped in the Admiral's Chair. The Chancellor's restraints pop loose.
ANAKIN: (continuing) I shouldn't have done that, Chancellor. It's not the Jedi way.
PALPATINE stands up, rubbing his wrists.
PALPATINE: It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People. Now, we must leave before more security droids arrive.
The ship begins to list to one side. ANAKIN rushes over to OBI-WAN, lifts the control console from on top of him, and pulls him free. He kneels down and checks out his unconscious friend. PALPATINE heads for the elevators.
PALPATINE: (continuing) Anakin, there is no time. We must get off the ship before it's too late.
ANAKIN: He seems to be all right. No broken bones, breathing's all right.
PALPATINE: Leave him, or we'll never make it.
ANAKIN: His fate will be the same as ours.
ANAKIN picks up OBI-WAN, slings him over his shoulder, and heads for the elevators.
40 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Prepare for attack.
PILOT: All batteries fire! Fire!
41 INT. BATTLESTATIONS-REPUBLIC CRUISER
Clone gunners fire on the Trade Federation cruiser and take fire in return. Gun emplacements are destroyed. Clone troopers go flying.
42 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN carries OBI-WAN to the elevator doors and hits the button. PALPATINE joins him.
ANAKIN: The elevator's not working, (into his comlink) Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS a response to ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) . . . Activate Elevator 3224.
Suddenly the ship shifts to its side as the elevator doors open. PALPATINE is thrown to the ground. ANAKIN jumps to the door frame of the elevator. ANAKIN looks into the elevator shaft.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Artoo ... do you copy? Artoo, come in!
43 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Windows are blown out, droids and equipment are sucked into space.
PILOT: Reverse stabilizers.
44 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the ship rolls, spacecraft and equipment CRASH from one side of the ship to the other.
Several objects break through the metal blast doors, causing objects to be sucked into space. ARTOO starts to slide toward one of the small holes.
45 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the elevator shaft rotates, it has become a long hallway.
ANAKIN clings to the doorframe with OBI-WAN on his shoulder, as the Chancellor struggles to join him.
46 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO continues to skid and slide toward open space. He swerves around boxes and wrecked fighters. One of the BATTLE DROIDS stumbles and is consumed by the electronic shield in a zap. ARTOO BEEPS a reply as he dodges the laser blasts of the BATTLE DROIDS. One bolt hits very near him, and he SCREAMS in terror.
47 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
PILOT: Magnetize! Magnetize!
48 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO is about to be overtaken by a starfighter sliding behind him. He falls into a heap of broken battle droid parts and the fighter bounces over him.
49 EXT. SPACE-CORUSCANT
The TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER heads straight down toward the planet.
50 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN jumps into the horizontal elevator shaft with OBI-WAN still on his shoulder.
ANAKIN: We can't wait. Come on, we have to be fast.
PALPATINE climbs into the elevator shaft also. They start running. The ship begins to roll again, and the Jedi and the Chancellor are forced to jump from one side of the elevator to the other.
51 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Fire the emergency booster engines.
PILOT: Leveling out, sir.
52 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT ON SIDE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN still carrying OBI-WAN on his back, and PALPATINE run down the elevator shaft as it starts to move upright. ANAKIN cuts a control box on one of the doors, but before the doors can open, the ship moves to an angle, causing ANAKIN and PALPATINE to start sliding down the shaft. ANAKIN grabs some wires in the control box with one hand. PALPATINE grabs onto the Jedi's leg. As the ship rights itself, they are left hanging in the bottomless elevator shaft.
53 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT, VERTICAL-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE hang precariously on the side of the bottomless elevator shaft. OBI-WAN regains consciousness and tries to look around.
ANAKIN: Easy. . . . We're in a bit of a situation.
OBI-WAN: Did I miss something?
OBI-WAN looks down and sees PALPATINE and the bottomless pit. They hear ARTOO BEEPING on Obi-Wan's comlink. The ship begins to roll, causing the vertical shaft to move into a forty-five-degree angle. They hear the elevator brakes release and look up to see the elevator heading toward them.
ANAKINN: Hold on.
OBI-WAN: What is that?
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN look up to watch the elevator approach them at high speed, then OBI-WAN turns to ANAKIN.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Oops.
ANAKIN: Artoo, Artoo, shut down the elevator!
OBI-WAN: Too late! Jump!
They fall about three hundred feet before the tilt of the ship catches up with them, and they hit the side of the shaft and slide at great speed just ahead of the elevator. The shaft continues to rotate until it is completely horizontal.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN take out and throw grappling hooks. The hooks catch and they continue to fall. All the doors in the elevator shaft open up, and the group swings through the open door into a hallway. The elevator roars by.
54 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE fly through the elevator door and land.
OBI-WAN: Let's see if we can find something in the hangar bay that's still flyable. Come on.
ANAKIN: Artoo, get down here. Artoo, do you copy?
55 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the Federation Cruiser continues to rotate, ARTOO SQUEALS and pokes a periscope out of a pile of broken BATTLE DROID PARTS. He looks around then rockets up out of the debris.
56 INT. HALLWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN lead PALPATINE down a hallway toward the hangar bay.
57 INT. DOORWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
It is extremely windy as bits and pieces are continually sucked into space. The hangar bay doors are closed, but great stresses are being exerted as the ship twists, re-entering the atmosphere of Coruscant. They stop in a doorway leading into the hangar bay.
OBI-WAN: None of those ships will get us anywhere.
ANAKIN: I agree.
PALPATINE: What are we going to do?
ANAKIN: I don't know.
OBI-WAN: Don't look at me. I don't know.
ANAKIN and PALPATINE both look to OBI-WAN. He shrugs his shoulders. Anakin's Fighter has been sucked out of the hangar bay and is totaled. Suddenly, the ship turns on its side.
ANAKIN: Here, Chancellor, lock this around your waist, and hold on.
OBI-WAN: We'll head toward the bridge and see if we can find an escape pod.
ANAKIN hands PALPATINE the end of a cable that is attached to his utility belt. PALPATINE attaches it around his waist. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN throw their utility cables to some pipes in the ceiling and swing to a second set of pipes.
58 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN grabs onto the pipes that run along what was the ceiling and is now the wall. As he moves out into the hangar, TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS start firing at him. The Jedi ignites his lightsaber and deflects the bolts back at the DROIDS, blowing them up. ANAKIN and PALPATINE follow OBI-WAN along the pipes running along the ceiling of the hangar. PALPATINE struggles against the escaping air of the pressurized hangar. PALPATINE loses his grip as a pipe breaks, causing a rush of steam, but ANAKIN manages to maintain his grasp on the pipe as the CHANCELLOR dangles on the other end of the utility cable. They are surrounded by SPARKS and EXPLOSIONS as the ship twists and tries to break apart. ANAKIN moves out of the steam and struggles to pull PALPATINE back to safety. ANAKIN is almost pulled loose in the buffeting winds. The ceiling behind them buckles, causing pipes to break, creating geysers of steam. Some bits of pipe go hurling into the blast doors and out into space. They make it through a hangar doorway and close it behind them.
59 INT. HANGAR DOORWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN and PALPATINE are out of breath.
ANAKIN/OBI-WAN: Well, that was close.
They laugh.
60 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
BODYGUARD: General, we found the Jedi. They're in hallway 328.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Activate ray shields.
61 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
They run down the hallway. Suddenly, ray shields drop around them, putting them in an electronic box in the middle of the hallway.
ANAKIN: Ray shields!
OBI-WAN takes a deep breath to express his total disappointment.
OBI-WAN: Wait a minute, how'd this happen! We're smarter than this.
ANAKIN: Apparently not, Master. This is the oldest trap in the book . . . Well ... I was distracted.
OBI-WAN: Oh, so all of a sudden it's my fault.
ANAKIN: You're the Master. I'm just a hero.
OBI-WAN: I'm open to suggestions here.
PALPATINE: Why don't we let them take us to General Grievous. Perhaps with Count Dooku's demise, we can negotiate our release.
The Jedi look at each other in disbelief.
ANAKIN: I say . . . patience.
OBI-WAN: Patience! That's your plan, is it?
ANAKIN: Yes, Artoo will be along in a few moments and he'll release the ray shields . . .
ARTOO comes skidding across the hallway and bashes into the opposite wall. He takes a moment to compose himself.
ANAKIN: (continuing) See! No problem.
Suddenly several doorways open, revealing TWO DESTROYER DROIDS. SIXTEEN SUPER BATTLE DROIDS emerge from behind the DESTROYER DROIDS.
ARTOO turns and zaps one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS who then kicks ARTOO over.
SUPER BATTLE DROID: Don't move, dummy. Ouch! Zap this.
OBI-WAN: Do you have a plan B?
62 EXT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN PALPATINE, and ARTOO are captured by GENERAL GRIEVOUS. They stand before the ALIEN DROID GENERAL.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Oh yes. General Kenobi, the Negotiator. We've been waiting for you. That wasn't much of a rescue.
A BATTLE DROID walks to GENERAL GRIEVOUS and hands him the JEDI'S lightsabers.
OBI-WAN: That depends upon your point of view. Hah!
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: And Anakin Skywalker ... I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little older.
ANAKIN: General Grievous . . . Supreme Commander of the Droid Armies. You're shorter than I expected.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Ahhhh, Jedi scum . . .
OBI-WAN: Anakin, try not to upset him. We have a job to do.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. And this time you won't escape.
ANAKIN: Artoo.
ARTOO creates a distraction by extending all his arms, shooting out electrical pulses, and bouncing around.
OBI-WAN, hands restrained with electrobonds, spins around, reaches out and, using the Force, yanks his lightsaber out of the General's hand, ignites it, and cuts his bonds. He continues to spin around and cuts Anakin free.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Crush them! Make them suffer!
ANAKIN uses the Force to yank his lightsaber out of the General's hand.
The DROIDS that surround them begin to FIRE. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN jump into the line of fire. The bridge degenerates into chaos. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN are locked in a pitched battle between electro staffs and laser swords with GENERAL GRIEVOUS's TWO BODYGUARDS.
CHANCELLOR PALPATINE is taken away by two BATTLE DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS walks around the bridge directing the BATTLE DROIDS.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay and watch your stations.
OBI-WAN fights one of General Grievous's BODYGUARDS. The BODYGUARD carries an electrified staff about five feet long. When the laser sword hits it, electrical bolts fly everywhere and surround the laser sword. OBI-WAN is unable to cut the staff. The Jedi gets whacked pretty good a couple of times and is knocked halfway across the bridge.
OBI-WAN pulls himself together and attacks again, cutting off the DROID BODYGUARD'S head. The DROID BODYGUARD keeps attacking. ANAKIN struggles to defend himself against the other manic DROID BODYGUARD. He cuts the DROID BODYGUARD in half. TWO BATTLE DROIDS try to take the CHANCELLOR away.
ANAKIN follows them down the hallway and cuts them down, rescuing the Chancellor.
OBI-WAN finishes off the headless BODYGUARD. It crumbles to the floor in pieces.
ALARMS SOUND as the giant spacecraft begins to list and fall out of orbit. A PILOT yells at GENERAL GRIEVOUS.
PILOT: Sir, we are falling out of orbit. All aft control cells are dead.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay on course . . . Don't bother with them. Keep the ship in orbit.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN destroy the remaining DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS retrieves one of the BODYGUARD'S staffs and faces OBI-WAN. ANAKIN leaps over a console and lands behind GENERAL GRIEVOUS.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: You lose, General Kenobi.
One of the PILOTS stands next to the General.
PILOT: The ship is breaking up!
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: We've run out of time.
OBI-WAN tries to get at GENERAL GRIEVOUS. ANAKIN runs at the General from the opposing side. GENERAL GRIEVOUS turns and throws his electrified staff at the window. It breaks, causing chaos as everything that is not nailed down is sucked into space. GENERAL GRIEVOUS is the first one sucked out into space. He fires a cable from his arm that attaches to the ship. He swings in and lands firmly on the side of the ship.
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN, and PALPATINE hold on for dear life. A blast shield closes around where the window used to be.
63 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN continues to fight the BATTLE DROIDS. The DROIDS have backed him into a corner. OBI-WAN hides behind a control panel as the DROIDS blast away at him. He jumps up and over the DROIDS, cutting most of them down before he lands. He destroys the DROIDS and joins ANAKIN.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN cut through the rest of the DROIDS as if they were made of butter. PALPATINE stands in shock as he watches the carnage. Droid parts are firing everywhere. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN stand back to back and cut down the last of the DROIDS just as there is a huge shudder, followed by more alarms. SPARKS begin to fly outside the windows.
PALPATINE: The hull is burning up!
64 EXT. HULL-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-SPACE
GENERAL GRIEVOUS detaches his cable and crawls along the exterior hull of the Federation Cruiser, using his magnetized hands and feet. He reaches a row of escape pods and enters an airlock.
65 INT. POD BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-SPACE
GENERAL GRIEVOUS enters the escape pod bay through the hatch. The Droid General goes to a control panel and opens an escape pod.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Time to abandon ship.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS pulls a row of switches, and one by one the escape pods are jettisoned.
66 INT. ESCAPE POD-SPACE
He gets in one, the hatch closes, and the escape pod blasts away from the damaged Cruiser.
67 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN go over to the navigator's chair.
ANAKIN: All the escape pods have been launched.
OBI-WAN: Grievous. Can you fly a cruiser like this?
ANAKIN: You mean, do I know how to land what's left of this thing?
ANAKIN sits in the pilot's chair and sees on a screen the back half of the ship break away. There is a great jolt, and the ship tilts forward.
OBI-WAN: Well?
ANAKIN: Under the circumstances, I'd say the ability to pilot this thing is irrelevant. Strap yourselves in.
OBI-WAN and PALPATINE strap themselves into chairs. ANAKIN struggles with the controls of the ship. The ship starts to glow, and pieces break off. ARTOO moves in on Palpatine 's controls and assists in flying the cruiser.
OBI-WAN: Steady . . . Attitude . . . eighteen degrees.
ARTOO beeps.
ANAKIN: Pressure rising. We've got to slow this wreck down. Open all hatches, extend all flaps, and drag fins.
OBI-WAN: Temp steady. Hatches open, flaps extended, drag fins . . .
A large part of the ship breaks away.
ANAKIN: We lost something.
OBI-WAN: Not to worry, we're still flying half the ship.
ANAKIN: Now we're really picking up speed . . . I'm going to shift a few degrees and see if I can slow us down.
OBI-WAN: Careful . . . we're heating up-twelve thousand . . . thirteen thousand . . .
ANAKIN: What's our speed?
OBI-WAN: Eight plus sixty-forty. Eight plus sixty-twenty. Eight plus sixty. Temp ten thousand, nine thousand . . . we're in the atmosphere . . .
ANAKIN points to one of the controls. ARTOO beeps madly.
ANAKIN: Grab that . . . Keep us level.
OBI-WAN: Steady. Steady.
ANAKIN: Easy, Artoo. Hang on, this may get a little rough. We lost our heat shields.
OBI-WAN: Five thousand. Three thousand . . . two thousand. Fireships on the left and the right.
FlRESHIP PILOT: We'll take you in.
OBI-WAN: Copy that. Landing strip's straight ahead.
ANAKIN: We're coming in too hot.
OBI-WAN: Easy-easy.
The ship leaves a contrail as it streaks across the Coruscant skyline. PALPATINE and OBI-WAN hold on for dear life as the ship shakes and rattles toward an industrial landing platform.
68 EXT. CORUSCANT-INDUSTRIAL LANDING PLATFORM-AFTERNOON
A large landing platform in the industrial part of the city is surrounded by Emergency Fire Speeders. The smoking ship approaches as five Fireships spray it with foam. The ship finally makes a rather hard landing.
OBI-WAN: Another happy landing.
69 EXT. CORUSCANT-SENATE OFFICE BUILDING-LANDING PLATFORM-LATE AFTERNOON
The small Jedi Shuttle carrying PALPATINE and the JEDI arrives at the landing platform. There are a DOZEN SENATORS, including BAIL ORGANA, JAR JAR BINKS, and C-3PO, waiting for them. PALPATINE, R2-D2, and ANAKIN get out. OBI-WAN and MACE stay in the doorway of the Jedi Shuttle.
ANAKIN: (to Obi-Wan) Are you coming, Master?
OBI-WAN: Oh no. I'm not brave enough for politics. I have to report to the Council. Besides, someone needs to be the poster boy.
ANAKIN: Hold on, this whole operation was your idea. You planned it. You led the rescue operation. You have to be the one to take the bows this time.
OBI-WAN: Sorry, old friend. Let us not forget that you rescued me from the Buzz Droids. And you killed Count Dooku. And you rescued the Chancellor, carrying me unconscious on your back, and you managed to land that bucket of bolts safely . . .
ANAKIN: All because of your training, Master. You deserve all those speeches of your greatness.
OBI-WAN: . . . the endless speeches . . . Anakin, let's be fair. Today, you are the hero and you deserve your glorious day with the politicians.
ANAKIN: All right. But you owe me . . . and not for saving your skin for the tenth time . . .
OBI-WAN: Ninth time . . . that business on Cato Nemoidia doesn't count. I'll see you at the briefing.
ANAKIN smiles and walks away from OBI-WAN.
The CHANCELLOR and his entourage approach MACE.
MACE WlNDU: Chancellor Palpatine, what a welcome sight! Are you all right?
PALPATINE: Yes, thanks to your two Jedi Knights. They killed Count Dooku, but General Grievous has escaped once again.
MACE WlNDU: General Grievous will run and hide as he always does. He is a coward.
PALPATINE: That maybe true, but with Count Dooku dead, he is the leader of the Droid Army, and I assure you, the Senate will vote to continue the war as long as Grievous is alive.
MACE WlNDU: Then the Jedi Council will make finding Grievous our highest priority.
BAIL, ANAKIN, and the crowd walk away from the platform toward the Senate Building Grand Hallway.
BAIL ORGANA: Skywalker, the Republic cannot praise you enough.
ANAKIN and BAIL ORGANA, walking in the hallway.
ANAKIN: Thank you, Senator Organa. The kidnapping was a bold move by the Separatists, but it was a mistake that Obi-Wan and I were able to take advantage of.
ARTOO and THREEPIO follow behind the crowd.
C-3PO: It couldn't possibly be as bad as all that.
ARTOO beeps.
C-3PO: (continuing) Well, there, I agree with you. In fact, I could do with a tune-up myself.
70 INT. CORUSCANT-SENATE OFFICE BUILDING-MAIN HALLWAY-LATE AFTERNOON
ANAKIN is at the back of the crowd of SENATORS, talking with BAIL ORGANA. R2-D2 and C-3PO scoot along ahead of them.
BAIL ORGANA: The end of Count Dooku will surely bring an end to this war, and an end to the Chancellor's draconian security measures.
ANAKIN: I wish that were so, but the fighting is going to continue until General Grievous is spare parts . . . The Chancellor is very clear about that.
Behind a row of large columns, a SHADOWY FIGURE follows the JEDI and the SENATOR. ANAKIN senses the figure.
BAIL ORGANA: I'll do everything I can with the Senate.
ANAKIN: Excuse me.
BAIL ORGANA: Certainly.
ANAKIN stops, and BAIL goes off after PALPATINE and the others. ANAKIN goes behind one of the giant columns to meet up with the SHADOWY FIGURE, who is revealed to be SENATOR PADME AMDALA. They embrace and kiss.
PADME: Oh, Anakin! Thank goodness, you're back.
ANAKIN: I missed you, Padme. I've missed you so.
PADME: There were whispers . . . that you'd been killed. I've been living with unbearable dread. %
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANAKIN: I'm going low and left.
Obi-Wan shakes his head.
OBI-WAN: (to himself) He still has much to learn.
ANAKIN swoops low and skims across a TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIP, dodging flack as ARTOO bounces along, trying to get out a sentence.
ANAKIN: Hang on, Artoo. Obi-Wan, do you copy? I'm going to pull them through the needle . . .
OBI-WAN: Too dangerous. First Jedi rule: "Survive."
ANAKIN: Sorry, no choice. Come down here and thin them out a little.
OBI-WAN drops in behind the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS chasing Anakin. ARFOUR BEEPS to OBI-WAN.
OBI-WAN: Just keep me steady . . . hold on ... not yet. . . now break left.
OBI-WAN fires as he swings across the back of the VULTURE DROIDS, BLASTING four of them away. ANAKIN heads for a trench along the surface of one of the Trade Federation Battleships. He flies into the trench, which ends in a conning tower with a small slit between two main struts.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) You'll never get through there, Anakin. It's too tight.
ARTOO BEEPS nervously.
ANAKIN: Easy, Artoo . . . we've done this before.
OBI-WAN: Use the Force, think yourself through, the ship will follow.
ARTOO SQUEALS in a panic. On the view screen Artoo's squeal reads out, "WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT."
ANAKIN: Wrong thought, Artoo.
ANAKIN slips through the narrow gap. The trailing VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS CRASH.
ANAKIN: (continuing) I'm through.
OBI-WAN continues to fire on the VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS, driving them into the EXPLOSION.
A CLONE fighter is hit and explodes, spewing debris. The CLONE PILOT spins off into space.
Finally, OBI-WAN peels off and swings around, pulling up alongside ANAKIN. CLONE FIGHT SQUAD SEVEN battles the DROIDS.
ODD BALL: There are too many of them.
CLONE PILOT 2: I'm on your wing. Break left. Break left. They're all over me. Get them off my . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going to go help them out!
OBI-WAN: No, no! They are doing their job so we can do ours. Head for the Command Ship!
Another CLONE fighter is hit, bursts into flames, and spins off into space. A VULTURE DROID FIGHTER raises its head to locate its target and fires missiles at them.
ANAKIN: Missiles! Pull up!
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN break right and left, and the missiles follow them. ANAKIN does a barrel roll spin, causing the missiles following him to collide and EXPLODE. Two missiles continue to chase OBI-WAN. He banks sharply to the right, then to the left, causing one of the missiles to overshoot.
OBI-WAN: They overshot us . . .
The second missile streaks next to Obi-Wan?s Fighter and EXPLODES. Obi-Wan's ship rocks, and R-4, SCREAMS as the Starfighter rips through the explosion. Debris flies all around them.
ANAKIN: They're coming around!
OBI-WAN: All right, Arfour. No, no. Nothing too fancy.
ANAKIN: Surge all power units. Artoo! Stand by the reverse thrusters.
ANAKIN spins his starfighter. The missiles spin and collide.
ANAKIN: We got 'em. Artoo!
Two missiles continue to track Obi-Wan.
OBI-WAN: Flying is for droids.
Suddenly, OBI-WAN shudders, and his ship starts to plummet toward the surface of the Trade Federation Cruiser. The trailing missiles fly into what looks like debris, and detonate. Five silver balls fly out of the debris and attach themselves to the ship. The balls pop open, revealing SMALL BUZZDROIDS that begin to crawl across the surface like spiders.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) I'm hit! Anakin?
ANAKIN: I see them . . . Buzz Droids.
The BUZZ DROIDS crawl across Obi-Wan's ship and start to tear it apart. SPARKS ERUPT where the BUZZ DROIDS break into the wiring. One of the BUZZ DROIDS goes after ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: Arfour, be careful. You have one . . .
ARFOUR's head gets ripped off and flies away.
OBI-WAN: Oh dear. They're shutting down all the controls.
ANAKIN: Move to the right so I can get a clear shot at them.
OBI-WAN: The mission. Get to the Command Ship. Get the Chancellor! I'm running out of tricks here.
ANAKIN moves into position just off Obi-Wan's left side and angles his ship so his guns are pointing at the DROIDS crawling over Obi-Wan?s Starfighter. ANAKIN fires and vaporizes the TWO BUZZ DROIDS, along with the left wing of Obi-Wan's ship.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) In the name of ...
ANAKIN: Steady . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Anakin, hold your fire . . . hold your fire. You're not helping here.
ANAKIN: I agree, bad idea. Swing right . . . ease over . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Wait . . . wait . . . I can't see a thing! My cockpit's fogging. They're all over me, Anakin.
ANAKIN: Move to the right.
OBI-WAN: Hold on, Anakin. You're going to get us both killed! Get out of here. There's nothing more you can do.
ANAKIN: I'm not leaving without you, Master.
ANAKIN moves his ship next to OBI-WAN's and tries to physically knock the BUZZ DROIDS off. There are five left. He manages to get one off, but badly dents OBI-WAN's ship in the process. One of the BUZZ DROIDS tears apiece off of the front of Obi-Wan's ship. Flames burst out, and more smoke billows out, obscuring the Jedi's view.
ANAKIN knocks off three of the BUZZ DROIDS and the fourth crawls out onto Anakin's ship and starts attacking ARTOO. ARTOO fights the BUZZ DROID.
OBI-WAN: Blast it ... I can't see . . . my controls are gone.
ANAKIN: Get 'em, Artoo. Watch out!
OBI-WAN: Artoo, hit the buzz droid's center eye.
ARTOO extends an arm and aims a stream of electricity at the swerving BUZZ DROID. The BUZZ DROID is hit squarely in the eye and falls off the ship.
ANAKIN: Yeah, you got him!
OBI-WAN: Great, Artoo.
ANAKIN: Stay on my wing . . . the General's Command Ship is dead ahead. Easy . . . pull up ... Head for the hangar.
OBI-WAN: Have you noticed the shields are still up?
ANAKIN: Oh?!? Sorry, Master.
ANAKIN streaks ahead of OBI-WAN's disintegrating Jedi Fighter and blasts the shield generator. It SPARKS and EXPLODES.
OBI-WAN: Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
9 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The shield door drops away, and OBI-WAN crashes on the deck of the hangar bay, engulfed in a FANTAIL OF SPARKS. A set of blast doors starts SLAMMING shut across the hangar opening, as material is sucked into space.
ANAKIN maneuvers around the oncoming junk and flies into the hangar just as the blast doors SLAM shut.
OBI-WAN ignites his light saber and cuts his way out of the cockpit. He jumps dear just as his ship EXPLODES. BATTLE DROIDS rush at him from all directions.
ANAKIN jumps out of his ship and cuts his way through the BATTLE DROIDS to where OBI-WAN is fighting. ARTOO pops out of the ship and follows ANAKIN.
OBI-WAN: Artoo, locate the Chancellor.
ANAKIN: Tap into the ship's computers.
They cut down the last of the droids and follow ARTOO over to a computer wall socket. The two JEDI fight off FOUR MORE DROIDS as ARTOO tries to find the Chancellor. Finally, a HOLOGRAM of the Trade Federation ship appears.
OBI-WAN: The Chancellor's signal is coming from right there. The observation platform at the top of that spire.
ANAKIN: I sense Count Dooku . . .
OBI-WAN: I sense a trap.
ANAKIN: Next move?
OBI-WAN: Spring the trap.
The JEDI start to leave; ARTOO follows. The JEDI stop and turn to ARTOO.
ANAKIN: Artoo, go back. I need you to stay with the ship.
OBI-WAN: Here, take this, and wait for orders.
OBI-WAN tosses the comlink to ARTOO.
10 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS enters the bridge of the TRADE FEDERATION cruiser followed by his TWO BODYGUARDS. He walks to the front of the bridge and stands in front of the NEIMOIDIAN CAPTAIN.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: What's the situation, Captain?
CAPTAIN: TWO Jedi have landed in the main hangar bay.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Just as Count Dooku predicted.
11 INT. HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN head for the elevator. A door opens in the hallway and two of GENERAL GRIEVOUS's BODYGUARDS confront the JEDI.
BODYGUARD I: General Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker. We've been waiting for you.
OBI-WAN: We are here to relieve you of Chancellor Palpatine, not join him.
As a dozen more droids join the group, the JEDI ignite their lightsabers and stand back-to-back.
OBI-WAN: Anakin. . .
ANAKIN: Ready.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN use their lightsabers and cut a large circle in the floor.
12 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI cut their way down several floors into a large generator room. Huge EXPLOSIONS outside the ship have caused several large pipes overhead to break, and fluid is spewing everywhere. The Jedi get up and turn off their light sabers. ANAKIN dips his hand into the fluid and sniffs it.
OBI-WAN: . . . fuel. The slightest charge from our sabers will send this ship into oblivion. That's why they've stopped shooting.
ANAKIN: Well then, we're safe for the time being.
OBI-WAN: Your idea of safe is not the same as mine.
They run, EXPLOSIONS rattle the ship, and pipes continue to burst around them, spilling more fuel into the hallway. At the far end, SIX SUPER BATTLE DROIDS drop into the fuel. The SOUNDS OF SHIELD DOORS CLOSING AND LOCKING ECHO throughout the hallway. They pass several large power generators, which are topped with SPARKING excess power dischargers.
ANAKIN: They're sealing this section off.
OBI-WAN: Six droids coming our way!
The last of the DOORS CAN BE HEARD CLOSING in the distance.
ANAKIN: Keep moving. There must be vents . . . This way.
They move along a wall. ANAKIN climbs up the side to a small vent. The fuel gets closer to the SPARKING dischargers.
OBI-WAN: We'll never get through that. It's too small!
They move toward a second vent. OBI-WAN is swimming in the fuel as it reaches to within a couple yards of the ceiling. ANAKIN feels along the ceiling and finds another smaller vent. He closes his eyes and tries to sense an opening, then he moves on. OBI-WAN is forced into hand-to-hand combat with one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. It pulls the Jedi under the fuel. Just before he is about to drown, OBI-WAN disables the SUPER BATTLE DROID by pushing him into an exhaust pipe.
The fuel is up to the Jedi's chins. ANAKIN finds a very, very small metal grate, then pounds on it until the tiny grate breaks loose.
ANAKIN: I found our escape vent.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, this is no time for jokes. We're in serious trouble here.
ANAKIN: Only in your mind. My Master. Look, no structure. . . .
ANAKIN grabs the side of the tiny hole and gives it a big yank, ripping a large panel loose revealing a "man-sized" work shaft. They scramble through it as the DROIDS swim closer.
13 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI pull themselves through the narrow vent shaft until they reach a small hatch in the side of the tube.
ANAKIN: Here's a way out.
As the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS reach the opening in the ceiling and the fuel gets to within a few feet of the power generator sparks, the JEDI work the keyboard on the pressure lock, opening the latch.
14 INT. SMALL PASSAGEWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI climb into a small passageway and slam the hatch shut. They make their way through the ever-shrinking shaft until they reach the end.
15 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
A hatch opens in one of the main hallways of the Trade Federation Cruiser, and the JEDI squeeze out, SLAMMING the hatch. Behind them, ANAKIN seals the hatch with his laser sword.
OBI-WAN: That won't hold when the fuel hits those power dischargers.
ANAKIN: The blast will break the hull. This side's pressurized.
OBI-WAN: You still have much to learn, Anakin.
16 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS climb up the vent shaft. SUPER BATTLE DROID R77 and SEVERAL OTHER DROIDS wait in the generator room as the fuel continues to rise toward the power discharger.
SUPER BATTLE DROID R77: I have a bad feeling about this.
17 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The fuel hits the SPARKING power discharger, and there is a HUGE EXPLOSION.
18 EXT. TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-BATTLE
A GREAT EXPLOSION and a flaming gas cloud spray out of the side of the Federation Cruiser.
19 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
A large bulge appears in the wall around the sealed hatch as the EXPLOSION hits. OBI-WAN jumps back, then stands amazed.
OBI-WAN: All right, you win. I have much to learn. Let's go!
ANAKIN grins at OBI-WAN, and they run down the hallway.
20 INT. WIDE HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The two JEDI wait for an elevator to arrive. They turn around and see they are face to face with THREE DESTROYER DROIDS. The DROIDS start blasting away. Anakin deflects the bolts. OBI-WAN frantically pushes the elevator button several more times.
ANAKIN: Destroyers!!
Finally the door opens, and they rush inside under a hail of laser bolts. The elevator door slides shut. The JEDI turn to see BATTLE DROIDS standing behind them.
BATTLE DROID: Drop your weapons! I said drop 'em.
The JEDI activate their light sabers and destroy all the BATTLE DROIDS.
21 INT HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
R2-D2 notices two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS entering the hangar. He moves and hides behind a Jedi Starfighter.
22 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator begins to move and screeches to a stop.
OBI-WAN: Did you press the stop button?
ANAKIN: No, did you?
OBI-WAN: No!
ANAKIN: Well, there's more than one way out of here.
ANAKIN ignites his laser sword.
OBI-WAN: We don't want to get out, we want to get moving. Artoo . . . Artoo. Do you copy? Activate elevator . . . (looks at control panel) . . . 31174 . . .
ANAKIN cuts a hole in the elevator ceiling.
23 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS are inspecting the Jedi starfighters. They overhear Obi-Wan's voice over the comlink and are distracted.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: What's that?
SUPER BATTLE DROID 2: Get back to work. It's nothing.
24 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN: Artoo?
ANAKIN climbs through the hole in the ceiling of the elevator.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Always on the move.
OBI-WAN continues to talk on the comlink. Artoo quietly beeps a reply.
25 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO tries to muffle the comlink as the TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS try to figure out where the voices are coming from. ARTOO extends an arm and plugs into a computer interface.
OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, switch on the comlink. Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we gave you a job to do! Artoo.
26 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Suddenly, the elevator plummets down the shaft. ANAKIN quickly jumps and grabs onto the hallway entry door. He watches as the elevator recedes down the shaft and disappears. ANAKIN struggles to keep his grip on the closed door as SPARKING wires rain down on him.
27 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator starts to descend rapidly.
OBI-WAN: Stop, stop! Artoo, we need to be going up.
28 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Anakin struggles to hang on to the narrow edge of the elevator shaft. The door to the elevator shaft is pried open, and TWO BATTLE DROIDS appear in the doorway and look down at ANAKIN. They point their guns at him.
DROID 1: Hands up, Jedi! Don't move.
DROID 2: Roger, roger.
29 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS overhear OBI-WAN's comlink messages to ARTOO.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: There it is again.
OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, do you copy? Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we need to be going up, not down.
30 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator races down as OBI-WAN holds on.
OBI-WAN: Stop. Artoo! We need to go up! Stop, stop!
The elevator stops with a jolt. OBI-WAN falls to the floor.
31 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS see ARTOO and walk toward the little droid.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: Hey you!
ARTOO plugs into the interface again and the elevator shoots up.
32 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN stands up after having fallen in the elevator.
OBI-WAN: Now, that's better . . .
33 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO is held up by TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS, who chuckle as the little Astro Droid curses and swings at them.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: You stupid little astro droid!
34 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN looks down and sees the elevator heading toward him at a high rate of speed. He looks at the BATTLE DROIDS leaning over him with their guns pointed at him. He calculates for a moment, then gives himself a push and flips himself up into the elevator shaft.
Before ANAKIN can arc into a descent down the shaft, the elevator races up through the shaft, cutting the DROIDS in two. ANAKIN lands on the elevator and quickly drops back through the hole in the ceiling. OBI-WAN is startled and ignites his lightsaber.
OBI-WAN: Oh, it's you . . .
35 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO activates his oil hose and sprays the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip on the oil.
36 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN: What was that all about?
OBI-WAN: Well, Artoo has been . . .
ANAKIN: No loose wire jokes . . . He's doing the best he can.
OBI-WAN: Did I say anything?
ANAKIN: He's trying!
OBI-WAN: I didn't say anything!
37 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO ignites his arm rockets and shoots out of their grip, spraying them both with oil and setting them on fire. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip and slide until they fall, smoldering. ARTOO rolls away.
38 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTER'S-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator door opens and the TWO JEDI carefully make their way into the main room of the General's Quarters.
At the far end sits SUPREME CHANCELLOR PALPATINE. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN move toward the CHANCELLOR.
As they get closer to PALPATINE, they see a very distressed look on the Chancellor's face.
OBI-WAN: (bows) Chancellor.
ANAKIN: Are you all right?
PALPATINE: (quietly) Count Dooku.
PALPATINE makes a small gesture with his hand. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN turn around. The elevator DOORS CAN BE HEARD OPENING AND CLOSING as COUNT DOOKU strides into the room. He is above the Jedi, standing on a balcony, with two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The Jedi turn to see him. He looks down on the Jedi.
OBI-WAN: (quietly to Anakin) This time we will do it together.
ANAKIN: I was about to say that.
COUNT DOOKU jumps down to the main level.
PALPATINE: Get help! You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.
OBI-WAN: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN throw off their cloaks and ignite their lightsabers.
COUNT DOOKU: Your swords, please, Master Jedi. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN move toward DOOKU.
OBI-WAN: You won't get away this time, Dooku.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN charge COUNT DOOKU. A great sword fight ensues.
COUNT DOOKU: I've been looking forward to this.
ANAKIN: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
COUNT DOOKU: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.
DOOKU lunges at the JEDI and they fall back . . .
COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) Your moves are clumsy, Kenobi . . . too predictable. You'll have to do better.
As the battle proceeds, OBI-WAN and COUNT DOOKU are tired. ANAKIN is stronger as he becomes angry. ANAKIN continues to drive the attack on DOOKU. COUNT DOOKU throws OBI-WAN back using the Force.
ANAKIN and COUNT DOOKU move up the stairs. As they reach the upper landing of the General's Quarters, ANAKIN leaps over COUNT DOOKU. OBI-WAN reaches the top of the stairs, destroying TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. COUNT DOOKU holds OBI-WAN in the air using the Force as he turns and kicks ANAKIN out of frame. OBI-WAN is choking.
ANAKIN hits the archway.
DOOKU sends OBI-WAN flying. The Jedi tumbles to the lower level unconscious. COUNT DOOKU spins around again and, using the Force, causes a section of the balcony to drop onto OBI-WAN. ANAKIN spins and kicks COUNT DOOKU, sending him over the balcony. ANAKIN Jumps, following him down to the main floor. COUNT DOOKU and ANAKIN continue the fight.
COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate, you have anger, but you don?t use them.
Anakin regains his composure and attacks COUNT DOOKU as the Dark Lord continues his spin to meet him head on. Their fighting becomes even more intense.
Anakin attacks COUNT DOOKU with a new ferociousness.
39 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Anakin and Dooku continue their fight. It is intense! Finally, in one last energized charge, ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU's hands. The Jedi catches the lightsaber as it drops from the severed Sith Lord's hand. COUNT DOOKU stumbles to the floor as ANAKIN puts the two lightsabers to his neck. PALPATINE is grinning as he watches COUNT DOOKU's defeat.
PALPATINE: Good, Anakin, good. I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now!
ANAKIN: I shouldn't . . .
PALPATINE: Do it!!
ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU's head. A huge EXPLOSION somewhere deep in the ship rattles everything.
ANAKIN: ... I couldn't stop myself.
PALPATINE: You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.
ANAKIN drops COUNT DOOKU's lightsaber, moving to PALPATINE.
ANAKIN: Yes, but he was an unarmed prisoner.
ANAKIN raises his hands toward PALPATINE, who is strapped in the Admiral's Chair. The Chancellor's restraints pop loose.
ANAKIN: (continuing) I shouldn't have done that, Chancellor. It's not the Jedi way.
PALPATINE stands up, rubbing his wrists.
PALPATINE: It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People. Now, we must leave before more security droids arrive.
The ship begins to list to one side. ANAKIN rushes over to OBI-WAN, lifts the control console from on top of him, and pulls him free. He kneels down and checks out his unconscious friend. PALPATINE heads for the elevators.
PALPATINE: (continuing) Anakin, there is no time. We must get off the ship before it's too late.
ANAKIN: He seems to be all right. No broken bones, breathing's all right.
PALPATINE: Leave him, or we'll never make it.
ANAKIN: His fate will be the same as ours.
ANAKIN picks up OBI-WAN, slings him over his shoulder, and heads for the elevators.
40 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Prepare for attack.
PILOT: All batteries fire! Fire!
41 INT. BATTLESTATIONS-REPUBLIC CRUISER
Clone gunners fire on the Trade Federation cruiser and take fire in return. Gun emplacements are destroyed. Clone troopers go flying.
42 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN carries OBI-WAN to the elevator doors and hits the button. PALPATINE joins him.
ANAKIN: The elevator's not working, (into his comlink) Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS a response to ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) . . . Activate Elevator 3224.
Suddenly the ship shifts to its side as the elevator doors open. PALPATINE is thrown to the ground. ANAKIN jumps to the door frame of the elevator. ANAKIN looks into the elevator shaft.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Artoo ... do you copy? Artoo, come in!
43 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Windows are blown out, droids and equipment are sucked into space.
PILOT: Reverse stabilizers.
44 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the ship rolls, spacecraft and equipment CRASH from one side of the ship to the other.
Several objects break through the metal blast doors, causing objects to be sucked into space. ARTOO starts to slide toward one of the small holes.
45 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the elevator shaft rotates, it has become a long hallway.
ANAKIN clings to the doorframe with OBI-WAN on his shoulder, as the Chancellor struggles to join him.
46 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO continues to skid and slide toward open space. He swerves around boxes and wrecked fighters. One of the BATTLE DROIDS stumbles and is consumed by the electronic shield in a zap. ARTOO BEEPS a reply as he dodges the laser blasts of the BATTLE DROIDS. One bolt hits very near him, and he SCREAMS in terror.
47 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
PILOT: Magnetize! Magnetize!
48 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO is about to be overtaken by a starfighter sliding behind him. He falls into a heap of broken battle droid parts and the fighter bounces over him.
49 EXT. SPACE-CORUSCANT
The TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER heads straight down toward the planet.
50 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN jumps into the horizontal elevator shaft with OBI-WAN still on his shoulder.
ANAKIN: We can't wait. Come on, we have to be fast.
PALPATINE climbs into the elevator shaft also. They start running. The ship begins to roll again, and the Jedi and the Chancellor are forced to jump from one side of the elevator to the other.
51 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Fire the emergency booster engines.
PILOT: Leveling out, sir.
52 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT ON SIDE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN still carrying OBI-WAN on his back, and PALPATINE run down the elevator shaft as it starts to move upright. ANAKIN cuts a control box on one of the doors, but before the doors can open, the ship moves to an angle, causing ANAKIN and PALPATINE to start sliding down the shaft. ANAKIN grabs some wires in the control box with one hand. PALPATINE grabs onto the Jedi's leg. As the ship rights itself, they are left hanging in the bottomless elevator shaft.
53 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT, VERTICAL-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE hang precariously on the side of the bottomless elevator shaft. OBI-WAN regains consciousness and tries to look around.
ANAKIN: Easy. . . . We're in a bit of a situation.
OBI-WAN: Did I miss something?
OBI-WAN looks down and sees PALPATINE and the bottomless pit. They hear ARTOO BEEPING on Obi-Wan's comlink. The ship begins to roll, causing the vertical shaft to move into a forty-five-degree angle. They hear the elevator brakes release and look up to see the elevator heading toward them.
ANAKINN: Hold on.
OBI-WAN: What is that?
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN look up to watch the elevator approach them at high speed, then OBI-WAN turns to ANAKIN.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Oops.
ANAKIN: Artoo, Artoo, shut down the elevator!
OBI-WAN: Too late! Jump!
They fall about three hundred feet before the tilt of the ship catches up with them, and they hit the side of the shaft and slide at great speed just ahead of the elevator. The shaft continues to rotate until it is completely horizontal.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN take out and throw grappling hooks. The hooks catch and they continue to fall. All the doors in the elevator shaft open up, and the group swings through the open door into a hallway. The elevator roars by.
54 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE fly through the elevator door and land.
OBI-WAN: Let's see if we can find something in the hangar bay that's still flyable. Come on.
ANAKIN: Artoo, get down here. Artoo, do you copy?
55 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the Federation Cruiser continues to rotate, ARTOO SQUEALS and pokes a periscope out of a pile of broken BATTLE DROID PARTS. He looks around then rockets up out of the debris.
56 INT. HALLWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN lead PALPATINE down a hallway toward the hangar bay.
57 INT. DOORWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
It is extremely windy as bits and pieces are continually sucked into space. The hangar bay doors are closed, but great stresses are being exerted as the ship twists, re-entering the atmosphere of Coruscant. They stop in a doorway leading into the hangar bay.
OBI-WAN: None of those ships will get us anywhere.
ANAKIN: I agree.
PALPATINE: What are we going to do?
ANAKIN: I don't know.
OBI-WAN: Don't look at me. I don't know.
ANAKIN and PALPATINE both look to OBI-WAN. He shrugs his shoulders. Anakin's Fighter has been sucked out of the hangar bay and is totaled. Suddenly, the ship turns on its side.
ANAKIN: Here, Chancellor, lock this around your waist, and hold on.
OBI-WAN: We'll head toward the bridge and see if we can find an escape pod.
ANAKIN hands PALPATINE the end of a cable that is attached to his utility belt. PALPATINE attaches it around his waist. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN throw their utility cables to some pipes in the ceiling and swing to a second set of pipes.
58 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN grabs onto the pipes that run along what was the ceiling and is now the wall. As he moves out into the hangar, TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS start firing at him. The Jedi ignites his lightsaber and deflects the bolts back at the DROIDS, blowing them up. ANAKIN and PALPATINE follow OBI-WAN along the pipes running along the ceiling of the hangar. PALPATINE struggles against the escaping air of the pressurized hangar. PALPATINE loses his grip as a pipe breaks, causing a rush of steam, but ANAKIN manages to maintain his grasp on the pipe as the CHANCELLOR dangles on the other end of the utility cable. They are surrounded by SPARKS and EXPLOSIONS as the ship twists and tries to break apart. ANAKIN moves out of the steam and struggles to pull PALPATINE back to safety. ANAKIN is almost pulled loose in the buffeting winds. The ceiling behind them buckles, causing pipes to break, creating geysers of steam. Some bits of pipe go hurling into the blast doors and out into space. They make it through a hangar doorway and close it behind them.
59 INT. HANGAR DOORWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN and PALPATINE are out of breath.
ANAKIN/OBI-WAN: Well, that was close.
They laugh.
60 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
BODYGUARD: General, we found the Jedi. They're in hallway 328.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Activate ray shields.
61 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
They run down the hallway. Suddenly, ray shields drop around them, putting them in an electronic box in the middle of the hallway.
ANAKIN: Ray shields!
OBI-WAN takes a deep breath to express his total disappointment.
OBI-WAN: Wait a minute, how'd this happen! We're smarter than this.
ANAKIN: Apparently not, Master. This is the oldest trap in the book . . . Well ... I was distracted.
OBI-WAN: Oh, so all of a sudden it's my fault.
ANAKIN: You're the Master. I'm just a hero.
OBI-WAN: I'm open to suggestions here.
PALPATINE: Why don't we let them take us to General Grievous. Perhaps with Count Dooku's demise, we can negotiate our release.
The Jedi look at each other in disbelief.
ANAKIN: I say . . . patience.
OBI-WAN: Patience! That's your plan, is it?
ANAKIN: Yes, Artoo will be along in a few moments and he'll release the ray shields . . .
ARTOO comes skidding across the hallway and bashes into the opposite wall. He takes a moment to compose himself.
ANAKIN: (continuing) See! No problem.
Suddenly several doorways open, revealing TWO DESTROYER DROIDS. SIXTEEN SUPER BATTLE DROIDS emerge from behind the DESTROYER DROIDS.
ARTOO turns and zaps one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS who then kicks ARTOO over.
SUPER BATTLE DROID: Don't move, dummy. Ouch! Zap this.
OBI-WAN: Do you have a plan B?
62 EXT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN PALPATINE, and ARTOO are captured by GENERAL GRIEVOUS. They stand before the ALIEN DROID GENERAL.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Oh yes. General Kenobi, the Negotiator. We've been waiting for you. That wasn't much of a rescue.
A BATTLE DROID walks to GENERAL GRIEVOUS and hands him the JEDI'S lightsabers.
OBI-WAN: That depends upon your point of view. Hah!
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: And Anakin Skywalker ... I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little older.
ANAKIN: General Grievous . . . Supreme Commander of the Droid Armies. You're shorter than I expected.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Ahhhh, Jedi scum . . .
OBI-WAN: Anakin, try not to upset him. We have a job to do.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. And this time you won't escape.
ANAKIN: Artoo.
ARTOO creates a distraction by extending all his arms, shooting out electrical pulses, and bouncing around.
OBI-WAN, hands restrained with electrobonds, spins around, reaches out and, using the Force, yanks his lightsaber out of the General's hand, ignites it, and cuts his bonds. He continues to spin around and cuts Anakin free.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Crush them! Make them suffer!
ANAKIN uses the Force to yank his lightsaber out of the General's hand.
The DROIDS that surround them begin to FIRE. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN jump into the line of fire. The bridge degenerates into chaos. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN are locked in a pitched battle between electro staffs and laser swords with GENERAL GRIEVOUS's TWO BODYGUARDS.
CHANCELLOR PALPATINE is taken away by two BATTLE DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS walks around the bridge directing the BATTLE DROIDS.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay and watch your stations.
OBI-WAN fights one of General Grievous's BODYGUARDS. The BODYGUARD carries an electrified staff about five feet long. When the laser sword hits it, electrical bolts fly everywhere and surround the laser sword. OBI-WAN is unable to cut the staff. The Jedi gets whacked pretty good a couple of times and is knocked halfway across the bridge.
OBI-WAN pulls himself together and attacks again, cutting off the DROID BODYGUARD'S head. The DROID BODYGUARD keeps attacking. ANAKIN struggles to defend himself against the other manic DROID BODYGUARD. He cuts the DROID BODYGUARD in half. TWO BATTLE DROIDS try to take the CHANCELLOR away.
ANAKIN follows them down the hallway and cuts them down, rescuing the Chancellor.
OBI-WAN finishes off the headless BODYGUARD. It crumbles to the floor in pieces.
ALARMS SOUND as the giant spacecraft begins to list and fall out of orbit. A PILOT yells at GENERAL GRIEVOUS.
PILOT: Sir, we are falling out of orbit. All aft control cells are dead.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay on course . . . Don't bother with them. Keep the ship in orbit.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN destroy the remaining DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS retrieves one of the BODYGUARD'S staffs and faces OBI-WAN. ANAKIN leaps over a console and lands behind GENERAL GRIEVOUS.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: You lose, General Kenobi.
One of the PILOTS stands next to the General.
PILOT: The ship is breaking up!
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: We've run out of time.
OBI-WAN tries to get at GENERAL GRIEVOUS. ANAKIN runs at the General from the opposing side. GENERAL GRIEVOUS turns and throws his electrified staff at the window. It breaks, causing chaos as everything that is not nailed down is sucked into space. GENERAL GRIEVOUS is the first one sucked out into space. He fires a cable from his arm that attaches to the ship. He swings in and lands firmly on the side of the ship.
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN, and PALPATINE hold on for dear life. A blast shield closes around where the window used to be.
63 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN continues to fight the BATTLE DROIDS. The DROIDS have backed him into a corner. OBI-WAN hides behind a control panel as the DROIDS blast away at him. He jumps up and over the DROIDS, cutting most of them down before he lands. He destroys the DROIDS and joins ANAKIN.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN cut through the rest of the DROIDS as if they were made of butter. PALPATINE stands in shock as he watches the carna
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANA
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANA
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANA
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 7:26 AM
1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANA
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 7:26 AM
1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANA
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 7:26 AM
1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANA
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 7:26 AM
1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANA
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANA
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANAKIN: I'm going low and left.
Obi-Wan shakes his head.
OBI-WAN: (to himself) He still has much to learn.
ANAKIN swoops low and skims across a TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIP, dodging flack as ARTOO bounces along, trying to get out a sentence.
ANAKIN: Hang on, Artoo. Obi-Wan, do you copy? I'm going to pull them through the needle . . .
OBI-WAN: Too dangerous. First Jedi rule: "Survive."
ANAKIN: Sorry, no choice. Come down here and thin them out a little.
OBI-WAN drops in behind the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS chasing Anakin. ARFOUR BEEPS to OBI-WAN.
OBI-WAN: Just keep me steady . . . hold on ... not yet. . . now break left.
OBI-WAN fires as he swings across the back of the VULTURE DROIDS, BLASTING four of them away. ANAKIN heads for a trench along the surface of one of the Trade Federation Battleships. He flies into the trench, which ends in a conning tower with a small slit between two main struts.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) You'll never get through there, Anakin. It's too tight.
ARTOO BEEPS nervously.
ANAKIN: Easy, Artoo . . . we've done this before.
OBI-WAN: Use the Force, think yourself through, the ship will follow.
ARTOO SQUEALS in a panic. On the view screen Artoo's squeal reads out, "WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT."
ANAKIN: Wrong thought, Artoo.
ANAKIN slips through the narrow gap. The trailing VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS CRASH.
ANAKIN: (continuing) I'm through.
OBI-WAN continues to fire on the VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS, driving them into the EXPLOSION.
A CLONE fighter is hit and explodes, spewing debris. The CLONE PILOT spins off into space.
Finally, OBI-WAN peels off and swings around, pulling up alongside ANAKIN. CLONE FIGHT SQUAD SEVEN battles the DROIDS.
ODD BALL: There are too many of them.
CLONE PILOT 2: I'm on your wing. Break left. Break left. They're all over me. Get them off my . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going to go help them out!
OBI-WAN: No, no! They are doing their job so we can do ours. Head for the Command Ship!
Another CLONE fighter is hit, bursts into flames, and spins off into space. A VULTURE DROID FIGHTER raises its head to locate its target and fires missiles at them.
ANAKIN: Missiles! Pull up!
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN break right and left, and the missiles follow them. ANAKIN does a barrel roll spin, causing the missiles following him to collide and EXPLODE. Two missiles continue to chase OBI-WAN. He banks sharply to the right, then to the left, causing one of the missiles to overshoot.
OBI-WAN: They overshot us . . .
The second missile streaks next to Obi-Wan?s Fighter and EXPLODES. Obi-Wan's ship rocks, and R-4, SCREAMS as the Starfighter rips through the explosion. Debris flies all around them.
ANAKIN: They're coming around!
OBI-WAN: All right, Arfour. No, no. Nothing too fancy.
ANAKIN: Surge all power units. Artoo! Stand by the reverse thrusters.
ANAKIN spins his starfighter. The missiles spin and collide.
ANAKIN: We got 'em. Artoo!
Two missiles continue to track Obi-Wan.
OBI-WAN: Flying is for droids.
Suddenly, OBI-WAN shudders, and his ship starts to plummet toward the surface of the Trade Federation Cruiser. The trailing missiles fly into what looks like debris, and detonate. Five silver balls fly out of the debris and attach themselves to the ship. The balls pop open, revealing SMALL BUZZDROIDS that begin to crawl across the surface like spiders.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) I'm hit! Anakin?
ANAKIN: I see them . . . Buzz Droids.
The BUZZ DROIDS crawl across Obi-Wan's ship and start to tear it apart. SPARKS ERUPT where the BUZZ DROIDS break into the wiring. One of the BUZZ DROIDS goes after ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: Arfour, be careful. You have one . . .
ARFOUR's head gets ripped off and flies away.
OBI-WAN: Oh dear. They're shutting down all the controls.
ANAKIN: Move to the right so I can get a clear shot at them.
OBI-WAN: The mission. Get to the Command Ship. Get the Chancellor! I'm running out of tricks here.
ANAKIN moves into position just off Obi-Wan's left side and angles his ship so his guns are pointing at the DROIDS crawling over Obi-Wan?s Starfighter. ANAKIN fires and vaporizes the TWO BUZZ DROIDS, along with the left wing of Obi-Wan's ship.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) In the name of ...
ANAKIN: Steady . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Anakin, hold your fire . . . hold your fire. You're not helping here.
ANAKIN: I agree, bad idea. Swing right . . . ease over . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Wait . . . wait . . . I can't see a thing! My cockpit's fogging. They're all over me, Anakin.
ANAKIN: Move to the right.
OBI-WAN: Hold on, Anakin. You're going to get us both killed! Get out of here. There's nothing more you can do.
ANAKIN: I'm not leaving without you, Master.
ANAKIN moves his ship next to OBI-WAN's and tries to physically knock the BUZZ DROIDS off. There are five left. He manages to get one off, but badly dents OBI-WAN's ship in the process. One of the BUZZ DROIDS tears apiece off of the front of Obi-Wan's ship. Flames burst out, and more smoke billows out, obscuring the Jedi's view.
ANAKIN knocks off three of the BUZZ DROIDS and the fourth crawls out onto Anakin's ship and starts attacking ARTOO. ARTOO fights the BUZZ DROID.
OBI-WAN: Blast it ... I can't see . . . my controls are gone.
ANAKIN: Get 'em, Artoo. Watch out!
OBI-WAN: Artoo, hit the buzz droid's center eye.
ARTOO extends an arm and aims a stream of electricity at the swerving BUZZ DROID. The BUZZ DROID is hit squarely in the eye and falls off the ship.
ANAKIN: Yeah, you got him!
OBI-WAN: Great, Artoo.
ANAKIN: Stay on my wing . . . the General's Command Ship is dead ahead. Easy . . . pull up ... Head for the hangar.
OBI-WAN: Have you noticed the shields are still up?
ANAKIN: Oh?!? Sorry, Master.
ANAKIN streaks ahead of OBI-WAN's disintegrating Jedi Fighter and blasts the shield generator. It SPARKS and EXPLODES.
OBI-WAN: Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
9 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The shield door drops away, and OBI-WAN crashes on the deck of the hangar bay, engulfed in a FANTAIL OF SPARKS. A set of blast doors starts SLAMMING shut across the hangar opening, as material is sucked into space.
ANAKIN maneuvers around the oncoming junk and flies into the hangar just as the blast doors SLAM shut.
OBI-WAN ignites his light saber and cuts his way out of the cockpit. He jumps dear just as his ship EXPLODES. BATTLE DROIDS rush at him from all directions.
ANAKIN jumps out of his ship and cuts his way through the BATTLE DROIDS to where OBI-WAN is fighting. ARTOO pops out of the ship and follows ANAKIN.
OBI-WAN: Artoo, locate the Chancellor.
ANAKIN: Tap into the ship's computers.
They cut down the last of the droids and follow ARTOO over to a computer wall socket. The two JEDI fight off FOUR MORE DROIDS as ARTOO tries to find the Chancellor. Finally, a HOLOGRAM of the Trade Federation ship appears.
OBI-WAN: The Chancellor's signal is coming from right there. The observation platform at the top of that spire.
ANAKIN: I sense Count Dooku . . .
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1 EXT. SPACE
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?.
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
ANAKIN: Incoming!!
ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
ANAKIN: Here we go.
The Jedi ships split up and make a quick loop around the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, ending up behind them. BLASTING away. The DROID TRI-FIGHTERS EXPLODE.
OBI-WAN: I'm going high and right.
ANAKIN: Hang on. There are four more of them.
OBI-WAN: Stay with me . . . swing back and right . . . help me engage. Back off ... Let them pass between us.
ANAKIN: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
OBI-WAN: All right, engage . . . and hurry. These droids are all over me like a rash.
In one incredible move, ANAKIN swings in behind the DROID TRI-FIGHTERS, blowing them away one by one until there is only one left. ARTOO CHIRPS.
ARTOO lets out a HOWL as ANAKIN accelerates past the last DROID TRI-FIGHTER, slams on his brakes, flips the Fighter around, and BLASTS the Fighter from the front. ARTOO BEEPS frantically as they fly through the debris of the destroyed ships. ANAKIN looks behind him.
ANAKIN: How many back there. Artoo? (Artoo beeps) Three . . . (continuing) Four . . . that's not good.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, you have four on your tail.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Four more closing from your left.
ANAKIN: I know. I know!
OBI-WAN: Break right and go high.
ANAKIN: I'm going low and left.
Obi-Wan shakes his head.
OBI-WAN: (to himself) He still has much to learn.
ANAKIN swoops low and skims across a TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIP, dodging flack as ARTOO bounces along, trying to get out a sentence.
ANAKIN: Hang on, Artoo. Obi-Wan, do you copy? I'm going to pull them through the needle . . .
OBI-WAN: Too dangerous. First Jedi rule: "Survive."
ANAKIN: Sorry, no choice. Come down here and thin them out a little.
OBI-WAN drops in behind the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS chasing Anakin. ARFOUR BEEPS to OBI-WAN.
OBI-WAN: Just keep me steady . . . hold on ... not yet. . . now break left.
OBI-WAN fires as he swings across the back of the VULTURE DROIDS, BLASTING four of them away. ANAKIN heads for a trench along the surface of one of the Trade Federation Battleships. He flies into the trench, which ends in a conning tower with a small slit between two main struts.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) You'll never get through there, Anakin. It's too tight.
ARTOO BEEPS nervously.
ANAKIN: Easy, Artoo . . . we've done this before.
OBI-WAN: Use the Force, think yourself through, the ship will follow.
ARTOO SQUEALS in a panic. On the view screen Artoo's squeal reads out, "WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT."
ANAKIN: Wrong thought, Artoo.
ANAKIN slips through the narrow gap. The trailing VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS CRASH.
ANAKIN: (continuing) I'm through.
OBI-WAN continues to fire on the VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS, driving them into the EXPLOSION.
A CLONE fighter is hit and explodes, spewing debris. The CLONE PILOT spins off into space.
Finally, OBI-WAN peels off and swings around, pulling up alongside ANAKIN. CLONE FIGHT SQUAD SEVEN battles the DROIDS.
ODD BALL: There are too many of them.
CLONE PILOT 2: I'm on your wing. Break left. Break left. They're all over me. Get them off my . . .
ANAKIN: I'm going to go help them out!
OBI-WAN: No, no! They are doing their job so we can do ours. Head for the Command Ship!
Another CLONE fighter is hit, bursts into flames, and spins off into space. A VULTURE DROID FIGHTER raises its head to locate its target and fires missiles at them.
ANAKIN: Missiles! Pull up!
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN break right and left, and the missiles follow them. ANAKIN does a barrel roll spin, causing the missiles following him to collide and EXPLODE. Two missiles continue to chase OBI-WAN. He banks sharply to the right, then to the left, causing one of the missiles to overshoot.
OBI-WAN: They overshot us . . .
The second missile streaks next to Obi-Wan?s Fighter and EXPLODES. Obi-Wan's ship rocks, and R-4, SCREAMS as the Starfighter rips through the explosion. Debris flies all around them.
ANAKIN: They're coming around!
OBI-WAN: All right, Arfour. No, no. Nothing too fancy.
ANAKIN: Surge all power units. Artoo! Stand by the reverse thrusters.
ANAKIN spins his starfighter. The missiles spin and collide.
ANAKIN: We got 'em. Artoo!
Two missiles continue to track Obi-Wan.
OBI-WAN: Flying is for droids.
Suddenly, OBI-WAN shudders, and his ship starts to plummet toward the surface of the Trade Federation Cruiser. The trailing missiles fly into what looks like debris, and detonate. Five silver balls fly out of the debris and attach themselves to the ship. The balls pop open, revealing SMALL BUZZDROIDS that begin to crawl across the surface like spiders.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) I'm hit! Anakin?
ANAKIN: I see them . . . Buzz Droids.
The BUZZ DROIDS crawl across Obi-Wan's ship and start to tear it apart. SPARKS ERUPT where the BUZZ DROIDS break into the wiring. One of the BUZZ DROIDS goes after ARFOUR.
OBI-WAN: Arfour, be careful. You have one . . .
ARFOUR's head gets ripped off and flies away.
OBI-WAN: Oh dear. They're shutting down all the controls.
ANAKIN: Move to the right so I can get a clear shot at them.
OBI-WAN: The mission. Get to the Command Ship. Get the Chancellor! I'm running out of tricks here.
ANAKIN moves into position just off Obi-Wan's left side and angles his ship so his guns are pointing at the DROIDS crawling over Obi-Wan?s Starfighter. ANAKIN fires and vaporizes the TWO BUZZ DROIDS, along with the left wing of Obi-Wan's ship.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) In the name of ...
ANAKIN: Steady . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Anakin, hold your fire . . . hold your fire. You're not helping here.
ANAKIN: I agree, bad idea. Swing right . . . ease over . . . steady . . .
OBI-WAN: Wait . . . wait . . . I can't see a thing! My cockpit's fogging. They're all over me, Anakin.
ANAKIN: Move to the right.
OBI-WAN: Hold on, Anakin. You're going to get us both killed! Get out of here. There's nothing more you can do.
ANAKIN: I'm not leaving without you, Master.
ANAKIN moves his ship next to OBI-WAN's and tries to physically knock the BUZZ DROIDS off. There are five left. He manages to get one off, but badly dents OBI-WAN's ship in the process. One of the BUZZ DROIDS tears apiece off of the front of Obi-Wan's ship. Flames burst out, and more smoke billows out, obscuring the Jedi's view.
ANAKIN knocks off three of the BUZZ DROIDS and the fourth crawls out onto Anakin's ship and starts attacking ARTOO. ARTOO fights the BUZZ DROID.
OBI-WAN: Blast it ... I can't see . . . my controls are gone.
ANAKIN: Get 'em, Artoo. Watch out!
OBI-WAN: Artoo, hit the buzz droid's center eye.
ARTOO extends an arm and aims a stream of electricity at the swerving BUZZ DROID. The BUZZ DROID is hit squarely in the eye and falls off the ship.
ANAKIN: Yeah, you got him!
OBI-WAN: Great, Artoo.
ANAKIN: Stay on my wing . . . the General's Command Ship is dead ahead. Easy . . . pull up ... Head for the hangar.
OBI-WAN: Have you noticed the shields are still up?
ANAKIN: Oh?!? Sorry, Master.
ANAKIN streaks ahead of OBI-WAN's disintegrating Jedi Fighter and blasts the shield generator. It SPARKS and EXPLODES.
OBI-WAN: Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
9 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The shield door drops away, and OBI-WAN crashes on the deck of the hangar bay, engulfed in a FANTAIL OF SPARKS. A set of blast doors starts SLAMMING shut across the hangar opening, as material is sucked into space.
ANAKIN maneuvers around the oncoming junk and flies into the hangar just as the blast doors SLAM shut.
OBI-WAN ignites his light saber and cuts his way out of the cockpit. He jumps dear just as his ship EXPLODES. BATTLE DROIDS rush at him from all directions.
ANAKIN jumps out of his ship and cuts his way through the BATTLE DROIDS to where OBI-WAN is fighting. ARTOO pops out of the ship and follows ANAKIN.
OBI-WAN: Artoo, locate the Chancellor.
ANAKIN: Tap into the ship's computers.
They cut down the last of the droids and follow ARTOO over to a computer wall socket. The two JEDI fight off FOUR MORE DROIDS as ARTOO tries to find the Chancellor. Finally, a HOLOGRAM of the Trade Federation ship appears.
OBI-WAN: The Chancellor's signal is coming from right there. The observation platform at the top of that spire.
ANAKIN: I sense Count Dooku . . .
OBI-WAN: I sense a trap.
ANAKIN: Next move?
OBI-WAN: Spring the trap.
The JEDI start to leave; ARTOO follows. The JEDI stop and turn to ARTOO.
ANAKIN: Artoo, go back. I need you to stay with the ship.
OBI-WAN: Here, take this, and wait for orders.
OBI-WAN tosses the comlink to ARTOO.
10 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS enters the bridge of the TRADE FEDERATION cruiser followed by his TWO BODYGUARDS. He walks to the front of the bridge and stands in front of the NEIMOIDIAN CAPTAIN.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: What's the situation, Captain?
CAPTAIN: TWO Jedi have landed in the main hangar bay.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Just as Count Dooku predicted.
11 INT. HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN head for the elevator. A door opens in the hallway and two of GENERAL GRIEVOUS's BODYGUARDS confront the JEDI.
BODYGUARD I: General Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker. We've been waiting for you.
OBI-WAN: We are here to relieve you of Chancellor Palpatine, not join him.
As a dozen more droids join the group, the JEDI ignite their lightsabers and stand back-to-back.
OBI-WAN: Anakin. . .
ANAKIN: Ready.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN use their lightsabers and cut a large circle in the floor.
12 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI cut their way down several floors into a large generator room. Huge EXPLOSIONS outside the ship have caused several large pipes overhead to break, and fluid is spewing everywhere. The Jedi get up and turn off their light sabers. ANAKIN dips his hand into the fluid and sniffs it.
OBI-WAN: . . . fuel. The slightest charge from our sabers will send this ship into oblivion. That's why they've stopped shooting.
ANAKIN: Well then, we're safe for the time being.
OBI-WAN: Your idea of safe is not the same as mine.
They run, EXPLOSIONS rattle the ship, and pipes continue to burst around them, spilling more fuel into the hallway. At the far end, SIX SUPER BATTLE DROIDS drop into the fuel. The SOUNDS OF SHIELD DOORS CLOSING AND LOCKING ECHO throughout the hallway. They pass several large power generators, which are topped with SPARKING excess power dischargers.
ANAKIN: They're sealing this section off.
OBI-WAN: Six droids coming our way!
The last of the DOORS CAN BE HEARD CLOSING in the distance.
ANAKIN: Keep moving. There must be vents . . . This way.
They move along a wall. ANAKIN climbs up the side to a small vent. The fuel gets closer to the SPARKING dischargers.
OBI-WAN: We'll never get through that. It's too small!
They move toward a second vent. OBI-WAN is swimming in the fuel as it reaches to within a couple yards of the ceiling. ANAKIN feels along the ceiling and finds another smaller vent. He closes his eyes and tries to sense an opening, then he moves on. OBI-WAN is forced into hand-to-hand combat with one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. It pulls the Jedi under the fuel. Just before he is about to drown, OBI-WAN disables the SUPER BATTLE DROID by pushing him into an exhaust pipe.
The fuel is up to the Jedi's chins. ANAKIN finds a very, very small metal grate, then pounds on it until the tiny grate breaks loose.
ANAKIN: I found our escape vent.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, this is no time for jokes. We're in serious trouble here.
ANAKIN: Only in your mind. My Master. Look, no structure. . . .
ANAKIN grabs the side of the tiny hole and gives it a big yank, ripping a large panel loose revealing a "man-sized" work shaft. They scramble through it as the DROIDS swim closer.
13 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI pull themselves through the narrow vent shaft until they reach a small hatch in the side of the tube.
ANAKIN: Here's a way out.
As the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS reach the opening in the ceiling and the fuel gets to within a few feet of the power generator sparks, the JEDI work the keyboard on the pressure lock, opening the latch.
14 INT. SMALL PASSAGEWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO JEDI climb into a small passageway and slam the hatch shut. They make their way through the ever-shrinking shaft until they reach the end.
15 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
A hatch opens in one of the main hallways of the Trade Federation Cruiser, and the JEDI squeeze out, SLAMMING the hatch. Behind them, ANAKIN seals the hatch with his laser sword.
OBI-WAN: That won't hold when the fuel hits those power dischargers.
ANAKIN: The blast will break the hull. This side's pressurized.
OBI-WAN: You still have much to learn, Anakin.
16 INT. VENT SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS climb up the vent shaft. SUPER BATTLE DROID R77 and SEVERAL OTHER DROIDS wait in the generator room as the fuel continues to rise toward the power discharger.
SUPER BATTLE DROID R77: I have a bad feeling about this.
17 INT. GENERATOR ROOM-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The fuel hits the SPARKING power discharger, and there is a HUGE EXPLOSION.
18 EXT. TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-BATTLE
A GREAT EXPLOSION and a flaming gas cloud spray out of the side of the Federation Cruiser.
19 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
A large bulge appears in the wall around the sealed hatch as the EXPLOSION hits. OBI-WAN jumps back, then stands amazed.
OBI-WAN: All right, you win. I have much to learn. Let's go!
ANAKIN grins at OBI-WAN, and they run down the hallway.
20 INT. WIDE HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The two JEDI wait for an elevator to arrive. They turn around and see they are face to face with THREE DESTROYER DROIDS. The DROIDS start blasting away. Anakin deflects the bolts. OBI-WAN frantically pushes the elevator button several more times.
ANAKIN: Destroyers!!
Finally the door opens, and they rush inside under a hail of laser bolts. The elevator door slides shut. The JEDI turn to see BATTLE DROIDS standing behind them.
BATTLE DROID: Drop your weapons! I said drop 'em.
The JEDI activate their light sabers and destroy all the BATTLE DROIDS.
21 INT HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
R2-D2 notices two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS entering the hangar. He moves and hides behind a Jedi Starfighter.
22 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator begins to move and screeches to a stop.
OBI-WAN: Did you press the stop button?
ANAKIN: No, did you?
OBI-WAN: No!
ANAKIN: Well, there's more than one way out of here.
ANAKIN ignites his laser sword.
OBI-WAN: We don't want to get out, we want to get moving. Artoo . . . Artoo. Do you copy? Activate elevator . . . (looks at control panel) . . . 31174 . . .
ANAKIN cuts a hole in the elevator ceiling.
23 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS are inspecting the Jedi starfighters. They overhear Obi-Wan's voice over the comlink and are distracted.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: What's that?
SUPER BATTLE DROID 2: Get back to work. It's nothing.
24 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN: Artoo?
ANAKIN climbs through the hole in the ceiling of the elevator.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Always on the move.
OBI-WAN continues to talk on the comlink. Artoo quietly beeps a reply.
25 INT MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO tries to muffle the comlink as the TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS try to figure out where the voices are coming from. ARTOO extends an arm and plugs into a computer interface.
OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, switch on the comlink. Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we gave you a job to do! Artoo.
26 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Suddenly, the elevator plummets down the shaft. ANAKIN quickly jumps and grabs onto the hallway entry door. He watches as the elevator recedes down the shaft and disappears. ANAKIN struggles to keep his grip on the closed door as SPARKING wires rain down on him.
27 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator starts to descend rapidly.
OBI-WAN: Stop, stop! Artoo, we need to be going up.
28 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Anakin struggles to hang on to the narrow edge of the elevator shaft. The door to the elevator shaft is pried open, and TWO BATTLE DROIDS appear in the doorway and look down at ANAKIN. They point their guns at him.
DROID 1: Hands up, Jedi! Don't move.
DROID 2: Roger, roger.
29 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS overhear OBI-WAN's comlink messages to ARTOO.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: There it is again.
OBI-WAN: (OS) Artoo, do you copy? Artoo, do you hear me? Artoo, we need to be going up, not down.
30 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator races down as OBI-WAN holds on.
OBI-WAN: Stop. Artoo! We need to go up! Stop, stop!
The elevator stops with a jolt. OBI-WAN falls to the floor.
31 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS see ARTOO and walk toward the little droid.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: Hey you!
ARTOO plugs into the interface again and the elevator shoots up.
32 INT. ELEVATOR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN stands up after having fallen in the elevator.
OBI-WAN: Now, that's better . . .
33 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO is held up by TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS, who chuckle as the little Astro Droid curses and swings at them.
SUPER BATTLE DROID 1: You stupid little astro droid!
34 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN looks down and sees the elevator heading toward him at a high rate of speed. He looks at the BATTLE DROIDS leaning over him with their guns pointed at him. He calculates for a moment, then gives himself a push and flips himself up into the elevator shaft.
Before ANAKIN can arc into a descent down the shaft, the elevator races up through the shaft, cutting the DROIDS in two. ANAKIN lands on the elevator and quickly drops back through the hole in the ceiling. OBI-WAN is startled and ignites his lightsaber.
OBI-WAN: Oh, it's you . . .
35 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO activates his oil hose and sprays the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip on the oil.
36 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN: What was that all about?
OBI-WAN: Well, Artoo has been . . .
ANAKIN: No loose wire jokes . . . He's doing the best he can.
OBI-WAN: Did I say anything?
ANAKIN: He's trying!
OBI-WAN: I didn't say anything!
37 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO ignites his arm rockets and shoots out of their grip, spraying them both with oil and setting them on fire. The SUPER BATTLE DROIDS slip and slide until they fall, smoldering. ARTOO rolls away.
38 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTER'S-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
The elevator door opens and the TWO JEDI carefully make their way into the main room of the General's Quarters.
At the far end sits SUPREME CHANCELLOR PALPATINE. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN move toward the CHANCELLOR.
As they get closer to PALPATINE, they see a very distressed look on the Chancellor's face.
OBI-WAN: (bows) Chancellor.
ANAKIN: Are you all right?
PALPATINE: (quietly) Count Dooku.
PALPATINE makes a small gesture with his hand. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN turn around. The elevator DOORS CAN BE HEARD OPENING AND CLOSING as COUNT DOOKU strides into the room. He is above the Jedi, standing on a balcony, with two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. The Jedi turn to see him. He looks down on the Jedi.
OBI-WAN: (quietly to Anakin) This time we will do it together.
ANAKIN: I was about to say that.
COUNT DOOKU jumps down to the main level.
PALPATINE: Get help! You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.
OBI-WAN: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN throw off their cloaks and ignite their lightsabers.
COUNT DOOKU: Your swords, please, Master Jedi. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN move toward DOOKU.
OBI-WAN: You won't get away this time, Dooku.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN charge COUNT DOOKU. A great sword fight ensues.
COUNT DOOKU: I've been looking forward to this.
ANAKIN: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
COUNT DOOKU: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.
DOOKU lunges at the JEDI and they fall back . . .
COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) Your moves are clumsy, Kenobi . . . too predictable. You'll have to do better.
As the battle proceeds, OBI-WAN and COUNT DOOKU are tired. ANAKIN is stronger as he becomes angry. ANAKIN continues to drive the attack on DOOKU. COUNT DOOKU throws OBI-WAN back using the Force.
ANAKIN and COUNT DOOKU move up the stairs. As they reach the upper landing of the General's Quarters, ANAKIN leaps over COUNT DOOKU. OBI-WAN reaches the top of the stairs, destroying TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. COUNT DOOKU holds OBI-WAN in the air using the Force as he turns and kicks ANAKIN out of frame. OBI-WAN is choking.
ANAKIN hits the archway.
DOOKU sends OBI-WAN flying. The Jedi tumbles to the lower level unconscious. COUNT DOOKU spins around again and, using the Force, causes a section of the balcony to drop onto OBI-WAN. ANAKIN spins and kicks COUNT DOOKU, sending him over the balcony. ANAKIN Jumps, following him down to the main floor. COUNT DOOKU and ANAKIN continue the fight.
COUNT DOOKU: (continuing) I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate, you have anger, but you don?t use them.
Anakin regains his composure and attacks COUNT DOOKU as the Dark Lord continues his spin to meet him head on. Their fighting becomes even more intense.
Anakin attacks COUNT DOOKU with a new ferociousness.
39 INT. GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Anakin and Dooku continue their fight. It is intense! Finally, in one last energized charge, ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU's hands. The Jedi catches the lightsaber as it drops from the severed Sith Lord's hand. COUNT DOOKU stumbles to the floor as ANAKIN puts the two lightsabers to his neck. PALPATINE is grinning as he watches COUNT DOOKU's defeat.
PALPATINE: Good, Anakin, good. I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now!
ANAKIN: I shouldn't . . .
PALPATINE: Do it!!
ANAKIN cuts off COUNT DOOKU's head. A huge EXPLOSION somewhere deep in the ship rattles everything.
ANAKIN: ... I couldn't stop myself.
PALPATINE: You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.
ANAKIN drops COUNT DOOKU's lightsaber, moving to PALPATINE.
ANAKIN: Yes, but he was an unarmed prisoner.
ANAKIN raises his hands toward PALPATINE, who is strapped in the Admiral's Chair. The Chancellor's restraints pop loose.
ANAKIN: (continuing) I shouldn't have done that, Chancellor. It's not the Jedi way.
PALPATINE stands up, rubbing his wrists.
PALPATINE: It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People. Now, we must leave before more security droids arrive.
The ship begins to list to one side. ANAKIN rushes over to OBI-WAN, lifts the control console from on top of him, and pulls him free. He kneels down and checks out his unconscious friend. PALPATINE heads for the elevators.
PALPATINE: (continuing) Anakin, there is no time. We must get off the ship before it's too late.
ANAKIN: He seems to be all right. No broken bones, breathing's all right.
PALPATINE: Leave him, or we'll never make it.
ANAKIN: His fate will be the same as ours.
ANAKIN picks up OBI-WAN, slings him over his shoulder, and heads for the elevators.
40 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Prepare for attack.
PILOT: All batteries fire! Fire!
41 INT. BATTLESTATIONS-REPUBLIC CRUISER
Clone gunners fire on the Trade Federation cruiser and take fire in return. Gun emplacements are destroyed. Clone troopers go flying.
42 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN carries OBI-WAN to the elevator doors and hits the button. PALPATINE joins him.
ANAKIN: The elevator's not working, (into his comlink) Artoo . . .
ARTOO BEEPS a response to ANAKIN.
ANAKIN: (continuing) . . . Activate Elevator 3224.
Suddenly the ship shifts to its side as the elevator doors open. PALPATINE is thrown to the ground. ANAKIN jumps to the door frame of the elevator. ANAKIN looks into the elevator shaft.
ANAKIN: (continuing) Artoo ... do you copy? Artoo, come in!
43 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
Windows are blown out, droids and equipment are sucked into space.
PILOT: Reverse stabilizers.
44 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the ship rolls, spacecraft and equipment CRASH from one side of the ship to the other.
Several objects break through the metal blast doors, causing objects to be sucked into space. ARTOO starts to slide toward one of the small holes.
45 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the elevator shaft rotates, it has become a long hallway.
ANAKIN clings to the doorframe with OBI-WAN on his shoulder, as the Chancellor struggles to join him.
46 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO continues to skid and slide toward open space. He swerves around boxes and wrecked fighters. One of the BATTLE DROIDS stumbles and is consumed by the electronic shield in a zap. ARTOO BEEPS a reply as he dodges the laser blasts of the BATTLE DROIDS. One bolt hits very near him, and he SCREAMS in terror.
47 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
PILOT: Magnetize! Magnetize!
48 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ARTOO is about to be overtaken by a starfighter sliding behind him. He falls into a heap of broken battle droid parts and the fighter bounces over him.
49 EXT. SPACE-CORUSCANT
The TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER heads straight down toward the planet.
50 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-GENERAL'S QUARTERS-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN jumps into the horizontal elevator shaft with OBI-WAN still on his shoulder.
ANAKIN: We can't wait. Come on, we have to be fast.
PALPATINE climbs into the elevator shaft also. They start running. The ship begins to roll again, and the Jedi and the Chancellor are forced to jump from one side of the elevator to the other.
51 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Fire the emergency booster engines.
PILOT: Leveling out, sir.
52 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT ON SIDE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN still carrying OBI-WAN on his back, and PALPATINE run down the elevator shaft as it starts to move upright. ANAKIN cuts a control box on one of the doors, but before the doors can open, the ship moves to an angle, causing ANAKIN and PALPATINE to start sliding down the shaft. ANAKIN grabs some wires in the control box with one hand. PALPATINE grabs onto the Jedi's leg. As the ship rights itself, they are left hanging in the bottomless elevator shaft.
53 INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT, VERTICAL-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE hang precariously on the side of the bottomless elevator shaft. OBI-WAN regains consciousness and tries to look around.
ANAKIN: Easy. . . . We're in a bit of a situation.
OBI-WAN: Did I miss something?
OBI-WAN looks down and sees PALPATINE and the bottomless pit. They hear ARTOO BEEPING on Obi-Wan's comlink. The ship begins to roll, causing the vertical shaft to move into a forty-five-degree angle. They hear the elevator brakes release and look up to see the elevator heading toward them.
ANAKINN: Hold on.
OBI-WAN: What is that?
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN look up to watch the elevator approach them at high speed, then OBI-WAN turns to ANAKIN.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) Oops.
ANAKIN: Artoo, Artoo, shut down the elevator!
OBI-WAN: Too late! Jump!
They fall about three hundred feet before the tilt of the ship catches up with them, and they hit the side of the shaft and slide at great speed just ahead of the elevator. The shaft continues to rotate until it is completely horizontal.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN take out and throw grappling hooks. The hooks catch and they continue to fall. All the doors in the elevator shaft open up, and the group swings through the open door into a hallway. The elevator roars by.
54 INT. ELEVATOR LOBBY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, and PALPATINE fly through the elevator door and land.
OBI-WAN: Let's see if we can find something in the hangar bay that's still flyable. Come on.
ANAKIN: Artoo, get down here. Artoo, do you copy?
55 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
As the Federation Cruiser continues to rotate, ARTOO SQUEALS and pokes a periscope out of a pile of broken BATTLE DROID PARTS. He looks around then rockets up out of the debris.
56 INT. HALLWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN lead PALPATINE down a hallway toward the hangar bay.
57 INT. DOORWAY TO HANGAR BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
It is extremely windy as bits and pieces are continually sucked into space. The hangar bay doors are closed, but great stresses are being exerted as the ship twists, re-entering the atmosphere of Coruscant. They stop in a doorway leading into the hangar bay.
OBI-WAN: None of those ships will get us anywhere.
ANAKIN: I agree.
PALPATINE: What are we going to do?
ANAKIN: I don't know.
OBI-WAN: Don't look at me. I don't know.
ANAKIN and PALPATINE both look to OBI-WAN. He shrugs his shoulders. Anakin's Fighter has been sucked out of the hangar bay and is totaled. Suddenly, the ship turns on its side.
ANAKIN: Here, Chancellor, lock this around your waist, and hold on.
OBI-WAN: We'll head toward the bridge and see if we can find an escape pod.
ANAKIN hands PALPATINE the end of a cable that is attached to his utility belt. PALPATINE attaches it around his waist. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN throw their utility cables to some pipes in the ceiling and swing to a second set of pipes.
58 INT. MAIN HANGAR-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN grabs onto the pipes that run along what was the ceiling and is now the wall. As he moves out into the hangar, TWO SUPER BATTLE DROIDS start firing at him. The Jedi ignites his lightsaber and deflects the bolts back at the DROIDS, blowing them up. ANAKIN and PALPATINE follow OBI-WAN along the pipes running along the ceiling of the hangar. PALPATINE struggles against the escaping air of the pressurized hangar. PALPATINE loses his grip as a pipe breaks, causing a rush of steam, but ANAKIN manages to maintain his grasp on the pipe as the CHANCELLOR dangles on the other end of the utility cable. They are surrounded by SPARKS and EXPLOSIONS as the ship twists and tries to break apart. ANAKIN moves out of the steam and struggles to pull PALPATINE back to safety. ANAKIN is almost pulled loose in the buffeting winds. The ceiling behind them buckles, causing pipes to break, creating geysers of steam. Some bits of pipe go hurling into the blast doors and out into space. They make it through a hangar doorway and close it behind them.
59 INT. HANGAR DOORWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN and PALPATINE are out of breath.
ANAKIN/OBI-WAN: Well, that was close.
They laugh.
60 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
BODYGUARD: General, we found the Jedi. They're in hallway 328.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Activate ray shields.
61 INT. HALLWAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
They run down the hallway. Suddenly, ray shields drop around them, putting them in an electronic box in the middle of the hallway.
ANAKIN: Ray shields!
OBI-WAN takes a deep breath to express his total disappointment.
OBI-WAN: Wait a minute, how'd this happen! We're smarter than this.
ANAKIN: Apparently not, Master. This is the oldest trap in the book . . . Well ... I was distracted.
OBI-WAN: Oh, so all of a sudden it's my fault.
ANAKIN: You're the Master. I'm just a hero.
OBI-WAN: I'm open to suggestions here.
PALPATINE: Why don't we let them take us to General Grievous. Perhaps with Count Dooku's demise, we can negotiate our release.
The Jedi look at each other in disbelief.
ANAKIN: I say . . . patience.
OBI-WAN: Patience! That's your plan, is it?
ANAKIN: Yes, Artoo will be along in a few moments and he'll release the ray shields . . .
ARTOO comes skidding across the hallway and bashes into the opposite wall. He takes a moment to compose himself.
ANAKIN: (continuing) See! No problem.
Suddenly several doorways open, revealing TWO DESTROYER DROIDS. SIXTEEN SUPER BATTLE DROIDS emerge from behind the DESTROYER DROIDS.
ARTOO turns and zaps one of the SUPER BATTLE DROIDS who then kicks ARTOO over.
SUPER BATTLE DROID: Don't move, dummy. Ouch! Zap this.
OBI-WAN: Do you have a plan B?
62 EXT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN PALPATINE, and ARTOO are captured by GENERAL GRIEVOUS. They stand before the ALIEN DROID GENERAL.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Oh yes. General Kenobi, the Negotiator. We've been waiting for you. That wasn't much of a rescue.
A BATTLE DROID walks to GENERAL GRIEVOUS and hands him the JEDI'S lightsabers.
OBI-WAN: That depends upon your point of view. Hah!
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: And Anakin Skywalker ... I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little older.
ANAKIN: General Grievous . . . Supreme Commander of the Droid Armies. You're shorter than I expected.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Ahhhh, Jedi scum . . .
OBI-WAN: Anakin, try not to upset him. We have a job to do.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
OBI-WAN: Not this time. And this time you won't escape.
ANAKIN: Artoo.
ARTOO creates a distraction by extending all his arms, shooting out electrical pulses, and bouncing around.
OBI-WAN, hands restrained with electrobonds, spins around, reaches out and, using the Force, yanks his lightsaber out of the General's hand, ignites it, and cuts his bonds. He continues to spin around and cuts Anakin free.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Crush them! Make them suffer!
ANAKIN uses the Force to yank his lightsaber out of the General's hand.
The DROIDS that surround them begin to FIRE. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN jump into the line of fire. The bridge degenerates into chaos. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN are locked in a pitched battle between electro staffs and laser swords with GENERAL GRIEVOUS's TWO BODYGUARDS.
CHANCELLOR PALPATINE is taken away by two BATTLE DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS walks around the bridge directing the BATTLE DROIDS.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay and watch your stations.
OBI-WAN fights one of General Grievous's BODYGUARDS. The BODYGUARD carries an electrified staff about five feet long. When the laser sword hits it, electrical bolts fly everywhere and surround the laser sword. OBI-WAN is unable to cut the staff. The Jedi gets whacked pretty good a couple of times and is knocked halfway across the bridge.
OBI-WAN pulls himself together and attacks again, cutting off the DROID BODYGUARD'S head. The DROID BODYGUARD keeps attacking. ANAKIN struggles to defend himself against the other manic DROID BODYGUARD. He cuts the DROID BODYGUARD in half. TWO BATTLE DROIDS try to take the CHANCELLOR away.
ANAKIN follows them down the hallway and cuts them down, rescuing the Chancellor.
OBI-WAN finishes off the headless BODYGUARD. It crumbles to the floor in pieces.
ALARMS SOUND as the giant spacecraft begins to list and fall out of orbit. A PILOT yells at GENERAL GRIEVOUS.
PILOT: Sir, we are falling out of orbit. All aft control cells are dead.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Stay on course . . . Don't bother with them. Keep the ship in orbit.
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN destroy the remaining DROIDS. GENERAL GRIEVOUS retrieves one of the BODYGUARD'S staffs and faces OBI-WAN. ANAKIN leaps over a console and lands behind GENERAL GRIEVOUS.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: You lose, General Kenobi.
One of the PILOTS stands next to the General.
PILOT: The ship is breaking up!
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: We've run out of time.
OBI-WAN tries to get at GENERAL GRIEVOUS. ANAKIN runs at the General from the opposing side. GENERAL GRIEVOUS turns and throws his electrified staff at the window. It breaks, causing chaos as everything that is not nailed down is sucked into space. GENERAL GRIEVOUS is the first one sucked out into space. He fires a cable from his arm that attaches to the ship. He swings in and lands firmly on the side of the ship.
OBI-WAN, ANAKIN, and PALPATINE hold on for dear life. A blast shield closes around where the window used to be.
63 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN continues to fight the BATTLE DROIDS. The DROIDS have backed him into a corner. OBI-WAN hides behind a control panel as the DROIDS blast away at him. He jumps up and over the DROIDS, cutting most of them down before he lands. He destroys the DROIDS and joins ANAKIN.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN cut through the rest of the DROIDS as if they were made of butter. PALPATINE stands in shock as he watches the carnage. Droid parts are firing everywhere. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN stand back to back and cut down the last of the DROIDS just as there is a huge shudder, followed by more alarms. SPARKS begin to fly outside the windows.
PALPATINE: The hull is burning up!
64 EXT. HULL-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-SPACE
GENERAL GRIEVOUS detaches his cable and crawls along the exterior hull of the Federation Cruiser, using his magnetized hands and feet. He reaches a row of escape pods and enters an airlock.
65 INT. POD BAY-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER-SPACE
GENERAL GRIEVOUS enters the escape pod bay through the hatch. The Droid General goes to a control panel and opens an escape pod.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS: Time to abandon ship.
GENERAL GRIEVOUS pulls a row of switches, and one by one the escape pods are jettisoned.
66 INT. ESCAPE POD-SPACE
He gets in one, the hatch closes, and the escape pod blasts away from the damaged Cruiser.
67 INT. BRIDGE-TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER
OBI-WAN and ANAKIN go over to the navigator's chair.
ANAKIN: All the escape pods have been launched.
OBI-WAN: Grievous. Can you fly a cruiser like this?
ANAKIN: You mean, do I know how to land what's left of this thing?
ANAKIN sits in the pilot's chair and sees on a screen the back half of the ship break away. There is a great jolt, and the ship tilts forward.
OBI-WAN: Well?
ANAKIN: Under the circumstances, I'd say the ability to pilot this thing is irrelevant. Strap yourselves in.
OBI-WAN and PALPATINE strap themselves into chairs. ANAKIN struggles with the controls of the ship. The ship starts to glow, and pieces break off. ARTOO moves in on Palpatine 's controls and assists in flying the cruiser.
OBI-WAN: Steady . . . Attitude . . . eighteen degrees.
ARTOO beeps.
ANAKIN: Pressure rising. We've got to slow this wreck down. Open all hatches, extend all flaps, and drag fins.
OBI-WAN: Temp steady. Hatches open, flaps extended, drag fins . . .
A large part of the ship breaks away.
ANAKIN: We lost something.
OBI-WAN: Not to worry, we're still flying half the ship.
ANAKIN: Now we're really picking up speed . . . I'm going to shift a few degrees and see if I can slow us down.
OBI-WAN: Careful . . . we're heating up-twelve thousand . . . thirteen thousand . . .
ANAKIN: What's our speed?
OBI-WAN: Eight plus sixty-forty. Eight plus sixty-twenty. Eight plus sixty. Temp ten thousand, nine thousand . . . we're in the atmosphere . . .
ANAKIN points to one of the controls. ARTOO beeps madly.
ANAKIN: Grab that . . . Keep us level.
OBI-WAN: Steady. Steady.
ANAKIN: Easy, Artoo. Hang on, this may get a little rough. We lost our heat shields.
OBI-WAN: Five thousand. Three thousand . . . two thousand. Fireships on the left and the right.
FlRESHIP PILOT: We'll take you in.
OBI-WAN: Copy that. Landing strip's straight ahead.
ANAKIN: We're coming in too hot.
OBI-WAN: Easy-easy.
The ship leaves a contrail as it streaks across the Coruscant skyline. PALPATINE and OBI-WAN hold on for dear life as the ship shakes and rattles toward an industrial landing platform.
68 EXT. CORUSCANT-INDUSTRIAL LANDING PLATFORM-AFTERNOON
A large landing platform in the industrial part of the city is surrounded by Emergency Fire Speeders. The smoking ship approaches as five Fireships spray it with foam. The ship finally makes a rather hard landing.
OBI-WAN: Another happy landing.
69 EXT. CORUSCANT-SENATE OFFICE BUILDING-LANDING PLATFORM-LATE AFTERNOON
The small Jedi Shuttle carrying PALPATINE and the JEDI arrives at the landing platform. There are a DOZEN SENATORS, including BAIL ORGANA, JAR JAR BINKS, and C-3PO, waiting for them. PALPATINE, R2-D2, and ANAKIN get out. OBI-WAN and MACE stay in the doorway of the Jedi Shuttle.
ANAKIN: (to Obi-Wan) Are you coming, Master?
OBI-WAN: Oh no. I'm not brave enough for politics. I have to report to the Council. Besides, someone needs to be the poster boy.
ANAKIN: Hold on, this whole operation was your idea. You planned it. You led the rescue operation. You have to be the one to take the bows this time.
OBI-WAN: Sorry, old friend. Let us not forget that you rescued me from the Buzz Droids. And you killed Count Dooku. And you rescued the Chancellor, carrying me unconscious on your back, and you managed to land that bucket of bolts safely . . .
ANAKIN: All because of your training, Master. You deserve all those speeches of your greatness.
OBI-WAN: . . . the endless speeches . . . Anakin, let's be fair. Today, you are the hero and you deserve your glorious day with the politicians.
ANAKIN: All right. But you owe me . . . and not for saving your skin for the tenth time . . .
OBI-WAN: Ninth time . . . that business on Cato Nemoidia doesn't count. I'll see you at the briefing.
ANAKIN smiles and walks away from OBI-WAN.
The CHANCELLOR and his entourage approach MACE.
MACE WlNDU: Chancellor Palpatine, what a welcome sight! Are you all right?
PALPATINE: Yes, thanks to your two Jedi Knights. They killed Count Dooku, but General Grievous has escaped once again.
MACE WlNDU: General Grievous will run and hide as he always does. He is a coward.
PALPATINE: That maybe true, but with Count Dooku dead, he is the leader of the Droid Army, and I assure you, the Senate will vote to continue the war as long as Grievous is alive.
MACE WlNDU: Then the Jedi Council will make finding Grievous our highest priority.
BAIL, ANAKIN, and the crowd walk away from the platform toward the Senate Building Grand Hallway.
BAIL ORGANA: Skywalker, the Republic cannot praise you enough.
ANAKIN and BAIL ORGANA, walking in the hallway.
ANAKIN: Thank you, Senator Organa. The kidnapping was a bold move by the Separatists, but it was a mistake that Obi-Wan and I were able to take advantage of.
ARTOO and THREEPIO follow behind the crowd.
C-3PO: It couldn't possibly be as bad as all that.
ARTOO beeps.
C-3PO: (continuing) Well, there, I agree with you. In fact, I could do with a tune-up myself.
70 INT. CORUSCANT-SENATE OFFICE BUILDING-MAIN HALLWAY-LATE AFTERNOON
ANAKIN is at the back of the crowd of SENATORS, talking with BAIL ORGANA. R2-D2 and C-3PO scoot along ahead of them.
BAIL ORGANA: The end of Count Dooku will surely bring an end to this war, and an end to the Chancellor's draconian security measures.
ANAKIN: I wish that were so, but the fighting is going to continue until General Grievous is spare parts . . . The Chancellor is very clear about that.
Behind a row of large columns, a SHADOWY FIGURE follows the JEDI and the SENATOR. ANAKIN senses the figure.
BAIL ORGANA: I'll do everything I can with the Senate.
ANAKIN: Excuse me.
BAIL ORGANA: Certainly.
ANAKIN stops, and BAIL goes off after PALPATINE and the others. ANAKIN goes behind one of the giant columns to meet up with the SHADOWY FIGURE, who is revealed to be SENATOR PADME AMDALA. They embrace and kiss.
PADME: Oh, Anakin! Thank goodness, you're back.
ANAKIN: I missed you, Padme. I've missed you so.
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OBI-WAN: I have failed you, Anakin. I was never able to teach you to think.
ANAKIN and OBI-WAN confront each other on the lava river.
ANAKIN: I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over . . .
OBI-WAN: From the Sith!!! Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil.
ANAKIN: From the Jedi point of view! From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.
OBI-WAN: Well, then you are lost!
ANAKIN: This is the end for you, My Master. I wish it were otherwise.
ANAKIN jumps and flips onto OBI- WAN's platform. The fighting continues again until OBI-WAN jumps toward the safety of the black sandy edge of the lava river. He yells at Anakin.
OBI-WAN: It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground.
ANAKIN: You underestimate my power!
OBI-WAN: Don't try it.
ANAKIN follows, and OBI-WAN cuts his young apprentice at the knees, then cuts off his left arm in the blink of an eye. ANAKIN tumbles down the embankment and rolls to a stop near the edge of the lava.
ANAKIN struggles to pull himself up the embankment with his mechanical hand. His thin leather glove has been burned off. He keeps sliding down in the black sand.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) . . . You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would, destroy the Sith, not join them. It was you who would bring balance to the Force, not leave it in Darkness.
OBI-WAN picks up Anakin's light saber and begins to walk away. He stops and looks back.
ANAKIN: I hate you!
OBI-WAN: You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
ANAKIN'S clothing blows into the lava river and ignites. Suddenly ANAKIN bursts into flames and starts SCREAMING.
215 INT. MUSTAFAR-VOLCANO EDGE-DAY
OBI-WAN looks in horror as ANAKIN becomes engulfed in flames. OBI-WAN can't watch him as he struggles to climb the embankment, covered in flames.
He runs back to Padme's ship as ANAKIN drops, smoldering, near the top of the lava pit.
216 EXT. MUSTAFAR-LANDING PLATFORM-NABOO SKIFF-DAY
OBI-WAN makes his way to the SKIFF. He looks for Padme. THREEPIO sticks his head out the door of the SKIFF.
C-3PO: Master Kenobi! We have Miss Padme on board. Please, please hurry. We should leave this dreadful place.
OBI-WAN runs on board the Naboo Skiff.
217 EXT. MUSTAFAR-LANDING PLATFORM-NABOO SKIFF-DAY
PADME lies on a cot or bed inside the ship. OBI-WAN walks over and checks on her.
PADME: Obi-Wan? Is Anakin all right?
OBI-WAN looks at her sadly and does not answer. He brushes her hair back. Padme drops back into unconsciousness. ARTOO watches over her.
OBI-WAN rides in the co-pilot's station. He sits looking pensive. THREEPIO drives.
218 EXT. MUSTAFAR-VOLCANO EDGE-DAY
ANAKIN crawls up the bank, his body smoking. A shuttle flies overhead and lands.
219 EXT. MUSTAFAR-LANDING PLATFORM-IMPERIAL SHUTTLE-DAY
An Imperial Shuttle closes its wings and settles on the highest of the Mustafar Landing Platforms. A PLATOON OF CLONE TROOPERS exits the craft, followed by DARTH SIDIOUS.
220 INT. MUSTAFAR-VOLCANO PIT-DAY
DARTH SIDIOUS walks in front of the CLONE TROOPERS on his way to get to Anakin at the edge of the lava pit.
221 EXT. MUSTAFAR-VOLCANO PIT-DAY
DARTH SIDIOUS discovers what remains of ANAKIN and checks him out. He turns to the CLONES.
DARTH SIDIOUS: Anakin! Anakin! There he is. He's still alive. Get a medical capsule, immediately.
CLONE CAPTAIN: Yes sir. Right away.
Several of the CLONES rush off as DARTH SIDlOUS puts his hand on ANAKIN's forehead.
222 INT. POLIS MASSA-OBSERVATION DOME-NIGHT
On the isolated asteroid of Polis Massa, YODA meditates.
YODA: Failed to stop the Sith Lord, I have. Still much to learn, there is ...
QUI -GON: (V.O.) Patience. You will have time. I did not. When I became one with the Force I made a great discovery. With my training, you will be able to merge with the Force at will. Your physical self will fade away, but you will still retain your consciousness. You will become more powerful than any Sith.
YODA: Eternal consciousness.
QUI-GON: (V.O.) The ability to defy oblivion can be achieved, but only for oneself. It was accomplished by a Shaman of the Whills. It is a state acquired through compassion, not greed.
YODA: . . . to become one with the Force, and influence still have . . . A power greater than all, it is.
QUI-GON: (V.O.) You will learn to let go of everything. No attachment, no thought of self. No physical self.
YODA: A great Jedi Master, you have become, Qui-Gon Jinn. Your apprentice I gratefully become.
YODA thinks about this for a minute, then BAIL ORGANA enters the room and breaks his meditation.
BAIL ORGANA: Excuse me, Master Yoda. Obi-Wan Kenobi has made contact.
223 EXT. MUSTAFAR-LANDING PLATFORM-DAY
The CLONES have placed ANAKIN in a medical capsule. They float the wounded Sith Lord into the belly of the IMPERIAL CRUISER. DARTH SIDIOUS follows the capsule into the ship. The ship takes off.
224 EXT. POLIS MASSA-LANDING PLATFORM-NIGHT
OBI-WAN lands the Naboo Cruiser on the landing platform of the isolated post of Polis Massa. YODA and BAIL ORGANA, along with a FEW GROUND CREW, are waiting as the ramp lowers and OBI-WAN emerges, carrying the unconscious PADME in his arms, followed by ARTOO and THREEPIO.
BAIL ORGANA: We'll take her to the medical center, quickly.
225 EXT. LANDING PLATFORM-CORUSCANT-IMPERIAL REHAB CENTER-DAY
The shuttle lands. DARTH SIDIOUS and CLONE TROOPERS leave the shuttle. ANAKIN's body is carried along in a floating medical capsule.
226 INT. POLIS MASSA-MEDICAL CENTER-NIGHT
POLIS MEDICS work, on PADME in an operating theater. OBI-WAN and one of the MEDICAL DROIDS enter an observation room where BAIL and YODA are waiting.
MEDICAL DROID: Medically, she is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her.
OBI-WAN: She's dying?
MEDICAL DROID: We don't know why. She has lost the will to live. We need to operate quickly if we are to save the babies.
BAIL ORGANA: Babies??!!
MEDICAL DROID: She's carrying twins.
YODA: Save them, we must. They are our last hope.
The MEDICAL DROID rushes back to the operating room. ARTOO and THREEPIO watch, greatly puzzled. ARTOO BEEPS.
C-3PO: It s some kind of reproductive process, I think.
227 INT. CORUSCANT-IMPERIAL REHAB CENTER-DAY
ANAKIN, in the medical capsule, is lifted onto a table in the Rehab Center. DROIDS go to work on him. ANAKIN has new legs and a new arm.
228 INT. POLIS MASSA-MEDICAL CENTER-NIGHT
The TWINS are being delivered as BAIL ORGANA, YODA, ARTOO, and THREEPIO watch. OBI-WAN is in the operating theater with PADME. He takes her hand.
OBI-WAN: Don't give up, Padme.
PADME winces from the pain. The MEDICAL DROID is holding the BABY.
MEDICAL DROID: It's a boy.
PADME: Luke . . .
PADME can only offer up a faint smile. She struggles to touch the baby on the forehead.
MEDICAL DROID: ... and a girl.
PADME: . . . Leia.
R2-D2, THREEPIO and BAIL ORGANA watch from an adjoining space.
229 INT. CORUSCANT-IMPERIAL REHAB CENTER-DAY
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 10:59 AM
What the hell!!!!!! is this shit, Sloppy Monkey what the fuck, I just watched the movie again yesterday, but thanks, and what is this Yoda bullshit at the end it wasn't in th movie and as far as I know it wasn't even filmed. Is sloppymonkey actually Supershadow, Im starting to wonder?
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 11:35 AM
what the fuck sloppy onkey you took up half the page and made hundreds of post go we didn't need all of that what wa the point!!!
MASTER says! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 5:43 PM
1st of all! Episode 7-9 will NOT be called The fallen hero or anything that Supershadow.com tells, because Supershadow is a psycho who want's to be famous, but he's just a loser with no life!
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2nd: If Supershadow was GL real friend he wouldn't stab GL in his back and tell about secrets. A real friend doesn't do harm to a friend! And GL wouldn't let his script be read by anyone on the web bacause if he did then someone else could use his script and destroy GL's vision for another trilogy. So no scripts or titles on the web about Episode 7-9 is real, just fake!!!
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3rd: If there will be another trilogy, then GL will keep quiet about it as long as possible, because he won't peomise anyting he can't keep.
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4th: Personaly I believe that there WILL be a new trilogy, and I believe GL will bring back Han, Leia and Luke once more. And I DON'T think the emperor died in the end of Return of the Jedi, I have always believe that it was a clone of the Emperor who was killed by Vader bacause the real emperor did know that Vader would kill him! The emperor was aware of the propecy of Anakin, but he used Anakin as long he needed him to get want he wanted exactly as he did with Darth Maul and Darth Tyrranus. And the emperor always say "it goes as I have forseen" & "don't underestimate the power of the dark side". So, the dark Sith lord is NOT dead only a clone of him and there is still parts of the empire left in the galaxy and Leia, Han, Chewbacca, Luke, C3PO & R2-D2 is still alive!
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5th: If you don't believe that there will be another trilogy, then tell me why there haven't been any book or comics made 30+ years after Return of the Jedi! But the answer is that GL have forbidd it because Episode 7-9 will take over from there!
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 6:13 PM
"The New Jedi Order", is, or was, the continuation of the events that supposedly happen after ROTJ. Although it is not actual Star Wars history acknoledged by Lucas.
RE: No Han or Lea reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 8:12 PM
You're right about that - It he was apprehensive about doing it 22 years ago, he surely isn't going to do it 15 years from now, that's if he's still alive...
Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 9:12 PM
It would take 5-15 years though for new ones.And goerge (sorry my spellings horibble) would be in his 70's
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 10:04 PM
?The Script is too precise to be written by an amateur. Only professional writers are so precise? ?
This is probably a copy of a draft of the real scrip for ROTS.
The Yoda stuff is probably accurate the way it was written in Monkey?s post. We did not get it all explained well why some Jedi disappear when they die in the movie. But this was the plan to do it but it was cut out since it makes the explanation to hard to follow or whatever the editor felt was bad with it. Still, I feel we are cheated on the dying disappearance thing. It was too brief in the movie. It must have been a longer explanation that we did not get to see.
SUPERSHADOW IS A BLUFF reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2005 10:41 PM
His real name is: Mickey Suttle
SUPERSHADOW.COM is Registered through: GoDaddy.com
Case you want to Hack it:
Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.DNSBOX3.COM
NS2.DNSBOX3.COM
Don't believe in any junk on Mickey's website - You are then just as stupid as anyone still believing in God.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 2:03 AM
hey I had a great post but it just dissappeared. im glad they cut that yoda scene i dont want to hear yoda telling quigon hes his master thats just lame.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 2:38 AM
we all know about supershadow and his fakeness. I still belive there will be ep 7-9 but nothing to do with was SS.com sayed cause he is a wanker who wanks over his mom
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 12:29 PM
Supershadow is a fake, he's the one all should hate. We gangbaged his Mom, remember! It was great! I can't stand him his lies are outrageous. He's like a disease, think of him as contageous. Someone MUST do something, bring him to an end. In a way that is real, no way he too defend. Shadowscourge is dedicated to Supershadow's downfall, we do this for everyone, we do this for all. Now he wants to bring dead characters back, it's a sin. Why stop with Mace and the emperor, too, bring back Qui-Gon Jinn! One day we will stop him, Shadowscorge will. If it costs us money, Lucas should pay the bill. Shadowscourge will win, I know this is so. Oh, look at the time! Darth Elway must go.
drunklightsaber re: SUPER SHADOW IS A BLUFF reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 3:38 PM
i will hack that site and make it my own but... god is real asshole ohhhhhhh btw
IM BACK AND I SHALL RANT AGAIN...
Episode VII-title reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 4:16 PM
THE FALLEN HERO is the perfect title for Episode VII ands thats what it will be called. Its at least a much better title the Episode III's REVENGE OF THE SITH(SHIT).
George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 4:30 PM
Mickey Suttle is my close personal friend and when I am gone "last of the jedi he will be" if you want episodes 7,8, and 9 made I suggest you all stop bashing him. Sure he has a large ego, but then again so do I. He is the future of Starwars like it or not. Thanks for being such great fans. Go buy some more Starwars collectibles please.
RE: George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 6:40 PM
LMFAO
sure Georgie, I'll buy s'more junk...
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 6:45 PM
Supershadow is such the best part of Star Wars that he should be made on the top list of all powerful Jedi ever.
Fridolf/ RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 6:50 PM
?The Script is too precise to be written by an amateur. Only professional writers are so precise? ?
You meant: ?These lines are too precise to be made by SuperShadows. Only Imperial writers are so precise? ??
George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 9:13 PM
Hey there, everyone. I am George Lucas. I'm here to tell you all to stop bashing him. Without Supershadow, Star Wars would not be the epic it has becomed. It is imperative that you stand behind SS.com, because he is the key to making a new trilogy. You should thank him for such great characters like Jar-Jar, things like midochlorians, and his brilliance when we created The Phantom Menace. Please support SS.com, and stop bashing Supershadow. By the way, this is John Elway, and anyone can post messages here saying they are G.L. Supershadow you are a piece of insignificant dog shit.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2005 10:52 PM
This page used to load SO FAST. Now half of it is useless ROTS script shit, and it is slow again. Thanks Sloppy... WHY?!
RE: Supershadow(Chosen One) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 3:41 AM
This is a great idea it will be forwarded to Lucas. NOT you worthless piece of filth, go fuck your mama supershadow loving bitch.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 3:49 AM
Hey Darth Elway I love your post, I am sick to death of Supershadow, I honesltly want to punch out that pimple faced geek, I want to rip his stupid smirk off his face, I mean people(I was one) really belevie they are sending G.L. and email and this has got to stop, like people need to know the truth it just isn't right to take advantage of fans like this. I mean his column is at times entertaining and I like reading it, but there should be something there letting fans know that this is fiction and not George in real life then I am sure everyone would be okay with it. Mickey Suttle you are a selfish, stupid, zit faced little punk. I would kick your ass if I could get to North Carolina, you suck.
STAR WARS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 4:31 AM
How about you all grow up and move out of your parents basements so you can get a life. george will make them when he wants to if ever.
no subject reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 4:33 AM
hes right!
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 5:59 AM
I'm allowed to stay in my moms basement if i want to
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 6:32 AM
I hear ya Lord Beck, if it's like havin' your own digs, it's perfectly fine. With todays crazy rents, it's a good option. I wish my Mom had a house with a finished basement, and I paid 'rent'. Plus free dinner when you want, and laundry...
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 6:39 AM
I agree as usual, Chosen One. Why can't he just answer Star Wars questions, and cover the two trilogies NORMALLY? He doesn't have to say the outrageous claims he makes. If his site was normal most of us would probably flock their like sheep daily. It burns me up to hear some of the CRAZY things he says. Why hasn't Lucas done anything? I have been trying to E-mail Lucasfilms, saying they should make a public statement or on Star Wars.com about Supershadow. What is really weird is, is it possible they don't care? When, or if, I get a response, I'll let you all know.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 6:52 AM
SS IS A LITTLE DAMN DICK HE SAYS HE IS GL BUT ALL THAT COCAINE IS GETTIN TO HIM THAT DUMB FUCK ILL KILL YOU SS YOU SUCK SO MUCH DICK HOMO GO OFF A ND DIE
S.S. Beatdown II reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 7:00 AM
John Elway and Chosen One shopping in a Carolina store. We cannot help but see Supershadow with his Mom the whore. "Supershadow, you're dead!" Chosen One starts to shout, then John Elway punched him in the mouth. His Mom looked for cover, there was nowhere to hide. Then Chosen One threw him into a display of Liquid Tide. I picked up a case of of soda, and smashed it on his face, then his Mom frantically ran out of the place. We pummeled him awfully, made his face look like meat. We began to leave now, back out in the heat. The manager said "Why did you do that, why don't you just go!" Then we told him "He's Supershadow, you didn't know?" As he knealt next to him, we thought he would help him to his feet. Instead he hit him too and said "This is for my son you geek!"
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 7:48 AM
love S.S. Beatdown II Dath Elway. How did you get so good at writing
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 2:15 PM
Armed with the Word, my skills are very strong. In my vocab and writing, I am usually not wrong. My writing is sloppy, sometimes it's a mess. But you can see, my grammar is flawless. When people need help with writing I lend them a hand. You can also tell I'm not from some foreign land. I have good skills with writing you know it's true. Did you know I was also a Painter and Plumber too?
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 2:34 PM
I stayed awake in English and slept through Math. Anyway, stay tuned for more of the finest Sci-Fi action/thrillers ever... all in a continous series! I'm afraid that 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore I & II' must now be revised. with Fucknut apparently gone, we need a new Superwhore. Fortunately, I have casted another great female talent for the part of Superwhore. Mrs. Suttle, Supershadow's Mom has unwillingly agreed for the part. I will have 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore III' soon, so, let's grab the KY and skins fellas...
Your all funny:-D reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 3:08 PM
I've been on this website for minutes and all you guys do is mouth off at each other. Its so funny. Hahahahahhaa
Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore III reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 5:44 PM
High in the sky a Spacecruiser emerges. The markings on it identify it as Shadowscourge's. We landed on a hill next to some trashy Bungalo which, there we would find the world's ultimate bitch. Supershadow's Mom, the new Superwhore, Fucknut's Mom holds the title no more. 5 Dark Jedi, all ringing the bell. She answered in panties, with Pussy to sell. The Chosen One said "Let's get the party started!" So much for Supershadow's house being guarded. Mrs. Supershadow's body was so fine! All it takes to 'SCORE' with that woman is wine. We were laying her hard, fucking her like crazy, to this day even my memory is hazy. As I shot another load deep inside her backdoor, I heard a rumaging in the room nextdoor. It was Mickey's room, all filled with tiny toys. We knew this was a room for little baby boys. We trashed his room and destroyed his computer completely, while I filled Superwhore's twat, ever so neatly. Drunklightsaber said "It's almost time, we should go.", as Lords Beck and Crisis were still gettin' a blow. Superwhore was mad, she is so sick. Even after all that, all she thought of was dick! "It's not over yet!", she started to scream. Then Darth Elway filled her mouth with more cream. Written and produced by Shadowscourge, 2005
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 6:50 PM
Now thats just pure raw talent, not like supershadow who copies everything he writes, thats a Darth Elway orginal, no doubt about it. SUPERSHADOW IS A PIMPLE FACED GEEK, NO WAY IN HELL HES FRIENDS WITH GEORGE LUCAS, NO FUCKING WAY. D.E. keep up the good work it seems like we need a new enemy we kicked FuckNut into the ground, I think you hurt his feelings talking about his mama, or he was just to sad to find out his hero was a loser.
RE: Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore III reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 7:15 PM
Ya sure got funny ideas of what's hot. Supershadow is at least 30 that makes his mother at least 50. I would not dare to touch anything that old unless it was wine. But I'll guess you had a good tme with the 400 pounder aged for fifty years and a smell of last year's fish.
I hope your dick falls of so you will not have to smell it every day!
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 7:27 PM
You ever hear of a GYM? Older women now have surgery and hundreds of products to erase years off their bodies. just cause their 5o, doesn't mean they don't want sex! There are THOUSANDS of women across the land in their 50's, who are EAGER to pursue young, hard, Viagra free men. You obviously know VERY LITTLE about women.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 8:10 PM
You're right Chosen One, we did kick him to the ground. But he was just misguided. The whole thing could have been avoided. If he didn't start calling us assholes and stuff, and just asked why would we doubt Supershadow, right? He might have actually been a decent Dark jedi in Shadowscourge. Oh, well. Some of his 'fiction' was actually pretty good. Not like mine, though...
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 8:41 PM
Shadowscourge MUST send 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore III' To Supershadow.com! This is our next mission! I produced it, someone should see that he sees it! How ANGRY do you think he would be if he found out there was a 'poem' of his Ma gettin' GANGBANGED by 'DARK JEDI' on the Net somewhere? That would be hilarious! When popular demand is great, I will produce 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore IV' with pleasure...
drunklightsaber RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 9:05 PM
Shadowscourge MUST send 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore III' To Supershadow.com! This is our next mission! I produced it, someone should see that he sees it! How ANGRY do you think he would be if he found out there was a 'poem' of his Ma gettin' GANGBANGED by 'DARK JEDI' on the Net somewhere? That would be hilarious! When popular demand is great, I will produce 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore IV' with pleasure...
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email it to me im gonna forward it to him like 500 times
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 9:26 PM
I'm probably old enough to be your dad. Yes that's it I'm your Father... And son listen no matter what surgery they do, time will make pussy smell bad. The tightness is all gone after having kids so you might just as well put your dick in a bucket of warm water as fucking a 50+ year old. Besides here's another secret: unless someone greased up their cunt with cum before you tried to put it in, they are all dried up. No more juicy wet teen pussy. One thing's for sure I would not like to put my dick in someone else's cum. But some of are sneaky gay's they do not just want to fess it up. Now son, I don't blame you for being HOMO. It probably ame from when I fucked your ass when you were 4!
RE: drunklightsaber John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 9:42 PM
Your wish is my command...
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 10:03 PM
I DOUBT you are old enough to be my Dad... then you'll be REALLY old, like ARCHAIC...(which means REALLY OLD STUPID!)I've probably had more women than you can dream, OLD MAN... I've had White girls, Black girls, Spanish, Irish, Mexican, Danish(?), married women, younger women, OLDER women, big and small, large and tall... It's not my fault that you're tiny dick probably doesn't even work anymore. Sure ya might need some KY, BUT I've always thought of Cunnilingus as THE best way to get 'em wet. They call me Col. Angus... It is also called foreplay! And if the woman is UNfresh, there is a new product called a DOUCHE, I suggest buying one for X-Mas for whoever has the unfortunate task of fucking you. I know it must be hard for you to find wet women when you can't find a woman you're forcing yourself on, or one that was paid. By the way Sir Limpdick (your new alter-ego, CONGRATS!), I sell Viagra, obviously if Pussy gets stank and dry as you say, OLD MEN get nasty too. Since your 'Incredible Inch' doesn't WORK, check me out! 'Blue Diamonds' $5 each. Then again, who can you use them on?! How did this get turned into a sex forum anyway? This was all about degrading Supershadow, dumbass.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 10:06 PM
thats SOOO FUNNY!!! hahahahahahahahah!!!!!
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2005 10:37 PM
im 13 and ive gotten more pussy themn him way more hey elway get on aim
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 12:57 AM
Tou'che, Jackass! Uh, Oh! I feel flooded with new inspiration...
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 1:02 AM
Now my son, don't be mad about my big black cock penetrated your ass when you were only 4. If you Join me, we can rule the galaxy as Father and GAY son. I don't care you like old retarded pussies (the only ones you can get) or some already well used ones such as Shadow's mom. And I don't mind you prefer assholes over all pussies. As long as we are together, I can fuck you again and we can destroy the shadow emperor. He has forseen how my big black dick will shoot through you and kill him. Let's make it happen !
Son, don't turn all pink on me. We all need you to leave the GAY side of the force. I know it's not easy but you can do it!
John Elway the Gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 1:19 AM
Dad, Finally I feel my true calling! I have lied about all those women just so the evil emperor Darth Sitinmyass will not find my sweet butt. Father, I cannot resist the gay side of the force anymore. I hereby confess: me John Elway is gay gayer than Mr. Garrison in south Park. Gayer than anyone. I will now change all my post into printing happy pink since this is how I feel.
Thanks Dad!
RE: John ElGay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 1:24 AM
hahahahahahahahahah!
FuckNut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 3:16 AM
Darth Elway sure as hell aint gay he fucked my mamma, and then my sister, so he sure as hell is not gay. Bi curious maybe, but hell who isn't now a days if pretending you like a guy can get you more, pussy well a guys got to do what a guys got to do... Supershadow.com is a good piece of fiction. I actually found a reliable source, at least I beleive that said episoded seven well be fillmed in about 5 years. Hope its true.
SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 3:44 AM
I rarely leave the confines of my glorious website, but I had to come over and tell you guys that your efforts mean nothing, Lucas does not hear your cries because he is my friend, that is why I am not shut down. Think about it? If Lucas wasn't my friend the site would be shut down. I realize you guys lead sad pathetic lives and that why you chose to go off on my wonderful website, since trying to "expose" me brings you such great joy keep going right ahead, I just wanted you to know your efforts are futile, instead of working against me you could be working for me, the choice is yours, I have connections in Lucasfilm and you guys have some great ideas, turn your attitudes around and I might consider bringing a few of you on board, and last of all to my exsupporter, fucknut, Thank you for emailing me dozens of times telling me about this site and sticking up for me, Im not sure why you turned on me, I explained that they would show you false documents and lie to you at every chance, I guess you fell for there lies. I am sorry, but remember everyone, SS.com is your best source for Starwars infromation and a great source of entertainment, not to mention the most popular Starwars site on the net. Have a good rest of the day gentlemen. SS
RE: Fuck Nut reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 6:45 AM
"Chosen One your an idiot, don't you know Supershadow is real and if anyone makes the sequels it will be he I choose to let do it. Mace Windu and Boba Fett will be in episode seven if I allow there to be one so deal with it. In fact...."
Wow.. Mentally retarded please leave I guess??
RE: SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 6:55 AM
"I rarely leave the confines of my glorious website, but I had to come over and tell you guys that your efforts mean nothing, Lucas does not hear your cries because he is my friend, that is why I am not shut down. Think about it? If Lucas wasn't my friend the site would be shut down. I realize you guys lead sad pathetic lives and that why you chose to go off on my wonderful website, since trying to "expose" me brings you such great joy keep going right ahead, I just wanted you to know your efforts are futile, instead of working against me you could be working for me, the choice is yours, I have connections in Lucasfilm and you guys have some great ideas, turn your attitudes around and I might consider bringing a few of you on board, and last of all to my exsupporter, fucknut, Thank you for emailing me dozens of times telling me about this site and sticking up for me, Im not sure why you turned on me, I explained that they would show you false documents and lie to you at every chance, I guess you fell for there lies. I am sorry, but remember everyone, SS.com is your best source for Starwars infromation and a great source of entertainment, not to mention the most popular Starwars site on the net. Have a good rest of the day gentlemen. SS"
Actually it was I Darth Crisis who send you this site, Mickey.
And since you have been hacked multiple times your arguments are futile, nobody has sued you yet because you are mentally ill and you show it by always saying the same stuff like 'Killer-cool' and the loser life bullshit. By the way you sure took a long time in answering, probably because you have low intelligence wich holds you from arguing, you only preech the same crap wich holds nothing of value at all.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 7:02 AM
The children who call Elway Elgay are a little bit retarded, because the name Elway isn't real anyway..
Anyway as you guys can see I am back from vacation, and I see my arch nemesis sloppy monkey has returned with pages full of useless information. Also SS has finally returned here but again said nothing of importance..
Hereby I conclude that Mickey is gaygaygay.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 9:39 AM
Thanks for backin' me fellas. Greetings, Lord Crisis. You have finally returned. Why is Sloppy Monkey your arch-nemesis? He posted that shit here, but hasn't been back yet. Apparently you DID get S.S.'s attention!
RE: Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 9:47 AM
I just don't like Sloppy.. Remember when this page was 3200 comments full? Sloppy had posted SS scripts a couple of 30 times back then.. I hope that never happens again.
Yes, I think it really is SS himself who came here, it feels quite good owning the most insane man of the universe! Just too bad that his words are so moronic.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 10:14 AM
As Sir Limpdick returned home from the bar, he couldn't find a woman, they all ran really far. He was so old and ugly, he can't get a girl! He was a drunken mess, he started to hurl. As he returned home to his ghetto slum, much to his dismay, he saw John Elway gettin' some. He was mounted on his daughter, penetrating away. I said to the black fool "You think I'm gay??" Limpdick was enraged now, he wanted to fight. I'd be mad too if I wasn't white. As I was done with his daughter, planting my 'seed', I will begin with my next great deed. First with my fists I beat him down. He can't touch me! I wear the crown! Knocked out his teeth, and bleeding all over the place, he looked even worse now with a broken face. Suddenly, there I was with my lightsaber, standing. I said "I will spare you if you leave, this I am demanding!' As Limpdick ran out with his teeth in his hand, John Elway called the Shadowscourge band. "I got another victim for us.", I let them know. Shadowscourge to the ghetto they go. Another night of hot sex with Limpdick's girl in the bed. Darth Elway said "Tell Dad not to fuck with me, next time he's dead." A sex party in the ghetto, with more fun to be had. Still know sign of Limpdick, this young gitl's Dad.
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 10:18 AM
HEY SS YOU BETTER KNOW I HAVE A GUN LICENSE AND I H8 YOU DEEPLY YOU FUCKER YOUR DEAD THEY CANT SHUT YOU DOWN CAUSE OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND YOUR TALKIN TO FUCKIN MUCH ASSHOLE ILL SHUT YAA UP I WILL KILL YOUR LIEN ASS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL DO IT FOR YA GL H8S YOU TO DEEPLY HE DID TRY TO SHUT YOU DOWN ONCE ILL CRAM A LIGHTSABER UP YOUR ASS SUPERCYPHOLIS YOU WILL DIEI WILL BEET YOU WITH A STICK IF I HAVE TO OI IF THE COPS COME THEY'LL SHOOT...
AT YOUR DUMB ASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO WHOS STRUTIN NOW BITCH YOUR GOIN THE FUCK DOWN YOU BAG OF USED TAMPONS AND MAN DOUCHE YOU DISGUSTING FUCK I H8 YOU YOU PIG DOGGING PILE OF SHIT DRENCHED IN MENSTRAL BLOOD PISSED ON BY RAMPID DOGS I WILL KILL YOU BEEEEEEEOTCH YOU WATCH THE FUCCK OUT I WILLOHHHHH AND CHECK YOUR INBOX IN AN HOUR I PREDICT A FORFROUNT OF DCRUNKLIGHTSABER EMAILS HAHAHAHAHA
GO TO HELL...
ohhh and fucknut im straight i got a girlfriend i dont date dudes im not homophobic but i dont like dudes like that
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 10:30 AM
Only at this site you can say such things, this site fucking rules.
George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 9:02 PM
I just want to say again, I love Supershadow and all he has done for Starwars, he is the best things to ever happen to Starwars, he will inherit the franchise and make episodes 7,8, and 9 I am so sorry that the fans will not have me to make them for them, I am to old, but Supershadow, is young, good looking and more than ready for the challenge, I suggest you all accept the fact that the Starwars Franchise is now in his hands.
DRUNKLIGHTSABER reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 9:49 PM
WE CAN SAY ANY SHIT ITS GIVIN ME AN ERROR MESSEGE NOW IT SAYS: You may not use any words longer than 35 characters.
DRUNKLIGHTSABER RE: George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 9:50 PM
I just want to say again, I love Supershadow and all he has done for Starwars, he is the best things to ever happen to Starwars, he will inherit the franchise and make episodes 7,8, and 9 I am so sorry that the fans will not have me to make them for them, I am to old, but Supershadow, is young, good looking and more than ready for the challenge, I suggest you all accept the fact that the Starwars Franchise is now in his hands.
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THIS AINT LUCAS YOU SADISTIC ASSHOLE ITS SS
RE: drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 12:05 AM
No this is not funny anymore... Rippin on eachother is OK but yo stepped over tha line buster. Threatenings like these are not cool.
Now go tell my other son SS you are sorry!
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 12:12 AM
We obviously finally got that dick's attention. See what butt-bangin' his Mom did? He must be kidding. SS, you are so INSIGNIFICANT to Lucasfilms, THAT IS WHY you're shitty site is still here... Lucas is so HUGE, that you matter not at all... What some fool lies about Star Wars doesn't matter to Lucas A BIT. Ever hear of 'Any publicity is good publicity'? Same thing. You have only helped the cash cow for Lucas, MAYBE! S.W. was huge when you were a kid too. STOP YOUR LIES! Why stop at Mace still alive? Gee, maybe Luke didn't kill Anakin. YES! Qui-Gonn never died either. Leia NEVER choked Jabba, he was playing possum! When Han shot Greedo? Never happened. Vader DIDN'T choke Admiral Ozzle, he lived too. Luke's Aunt and Uncle, lived happily with the Jawas, the ones KILLED by troopers and burned, weren't dead either! WOW!
RE: George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 4:29 AM
First you learn your spelling, Georgie. You might just as well be George W. Bush, but how come you only sayon the internet this shadowguy will inherit everything?? But you shouldn't give this shadowgay anything, because he is an arrogant loser for life who never scores (to put it in shadowlanguage), so.. HA! Mickey Suttle is an ugly loser.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 4:33 AM
"Why stop at Mace still alive? Gee, maybe Luke didn't kill Anakin. YES! Qui-Gonn never died either. Leia NEVER choked Jabba, he was playing possum! When Han shot Greedo? Never happened. Vader DIDN'T choke Admiral Ozzle, he lived too. Luke's Aunt and Uncle, lived happily with the Jawas, the ones KILLED by troopers and burned, weren't dead either! WOW!"
This is the coolest I have ever read! WTF! Mickey should read this, maybe he will actually think about it!
RE: DRUNKLIGHTSABER reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 4:39 AM
"WE CAN SAY ANY SHIT ITS GIVIN ME AN ERROR MESSEGE NOW IT SAYS: You may not use any words longer than 35 characters."
Yea, if you make a word too long it would stretch the page, it is possible though but we better not fuck up this page.
BTW I have invited SS again to this site, I hope he finally makes a serious attempt to a reply.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 9:38 AM
Thank you Lord Crisis. I just went on a rant on Supershadow's site, let's see if it brings him back here. I submitted my idea of resurrecting ALL dead/killed Star Wars characters, and WHY Lucasfilm does not intervene. Because Lucas is BIGGER THAN THE INTERNET, he doesn't care what some asshole says on his stupid site. I'd like him to come back here. Uh-Oh. Ya smell it, Lord Crisis, I think you do. It's in the air. 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore IV'
RE: Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 9:46 AM
I think he gets frustrated by us to a certain degree. He probably keeps his site up as a sort of last word to all the people who hate him, I send this site a couple of times again to SS, thus overflooding his Comment/Question box again, I know he reads it all and doesn't make all the questions up because he answered three of my comments already. The problem is that I have send almost a hundred serious comments but apperently he gets quite a lot of them everyday or he knows how I write or something.
-Darth Crisis
re:Darth Crisis/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 10:16 AM
How do you put this in Supershadow's questions/comments 'box' on his site?
RE: re:Darth Crisis/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 10:38 AM
oh, I just copy/paste the URL of this site constantly in the SS question and answer screen and send it, he must get the message when he's online or something.
Drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 11:07 AM
HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA SS'S DAD CAME ON WOW SS IS A LITTLE PUSS
SS:DAAADDY SOME ONES MAKIN FUN OF ME
DRUBKLIGHTSABER:SHUT UP YOU LITTLE PUSSY PUKE
OMG THIS KID IS ANNOYING OHHHHHH AND SS MACE IS DEAD HE FELL OUT A 3000 WINDOW HE IS PRETTY DEAD RETARD
Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore IV reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 9:26 PM
Shadowscourge at Supershadow's, we were fuckin' his Mom in every hole. For her son's disgrace, she must pay a heavy toll. Shadowscourge is strong now, Supershadow's fake we all say. I guess an Orgy with his Mom is the way he should pay! Darth Elway heard something, and said "What's that?" In comes Supershadow's Daddy, he was really fat! "Get off my wife!" he started to yell. Then Chosen One whacked him in his huge gut, and he fell. When he hit the floor, the house shook with a thunderous roar. This shows that the fat fuck shouldn't eat anymore! 5 Dark Jedi with lightsabers, surround his huge swollen mass. Then drunklightsaber said "When we're done, we're gonna fuck your wife's ass." Darth Crisis with a slash, and the blubbery fool had expired. Darth Beck said to Superwhore "We want more sex, don't you be tired." $23 was all that was needed, so our sex appetites could be well feeded. Darth Elway said "WHO says I'm a fag?" On Chosen One's dick, Superwhore started to gag. We fucked Supershadow's Mom raw, like the pig that she is. Then we drowned her in a sea of our jizz. We took our leave, from fucking his Mom we started to tire. Then we lit little Mickey's room on fire.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2005 9:38 PM
Everyone MUST send him hate mail EVERYDAY. I'm gonna try and contact them gOOn fellas to 'jack' his site again. Star Wars is Supershadow's brilliant vision? He should see MY BRILLIANT VISION, which is none other than the 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore' series, Shadowscourge's sexual journey, starring Mrs. Suttle as Superwhore. At least I'm original, SS doesn't have an ounce of originality in his whole LIFE...
re:The Chosen One/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 12:27 AM
Chosen One, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 1:23 AM
I have returned!!!!!!
Never fear Chosen One is back and standing strong with Shadowscourge.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 1:33 AM
So is there any real news on the tv show, is it really going to proceed? They should make lots and lots of tv shows about Starwars it would be awesome. The clone wars cartoon was freaking awesome I watched the dvd on my surround sound and the lasers, lightsabers and stuff sounds just like the movies. I think there should also be more of everything Starwars, and less of Mickey. Yeah that sounds good, and Im tired of fucking Mickeys Mom lets fuck his girlfriend theres a picture of her posted on the site so lets hit that Elway. And I think she is bi and probably has a hot friend or two, so lets get some action going with that. We can have fucknut dress up in a Jar Jar costume and Fuck Mickey in the ass.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 6:04 AM
I have not posted for a few days because of medical problems but yes the tv shows will procced. Two of them.
And were getting a load more people on here that belive in supershadow, Superscourge we have our work cut out
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 7:03 AM
Copy/paste this to SS site to force him to return:
http://www.dtheatre.com/post.php?sid=2655&pid=#discussion
http://www.dtheatre.com/post.php?sid=2655&pid=#discussion
http://www.dtheatre.com/post.php?sid=2655&pid=#discussion
http://www.dtheatre.com/post.php?sid=2655&pid=#discussion
http://www.dtheatre.com/post.php?sid=2655&pid=#discussion
George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 10:14 AM
Production on the tv shows is being delayed until the criticisms for Supershadow end. Have a Nice Day GL.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 10:39 AM
Oh fuck off GL, Not the real one of cource
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 10:51 AM
Supershadow posts here as Lucas, he thinks he's so hot. But us here at Shadowscourge know that you're not. Your criticism here and everywhere will not end. Shadowscourge stands here for the people we defend. Your life is a fake, your life is a lie. We won't stop until you say forever goodbye. We cannot stand you SS, and all your deception, one day Shadowscourge will have our redemption. We're gonna stop you one day, we know it will come. I'm gonna keep with the stories of your Ma slurping my cum. Your life is a joke, silly like cartoons. Just you wait, Darth Elway has contacted the gOOns.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 10:58 AM
Your wish is my command Chosen One. You just gave me inspiration for 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore V', the greatest original Sci-Fi/action-adventure/porno series EVER. Starring the Dark Jedi Shadowscourge, and Mrs. Suttle, as the unwilling, reluctant and angry, Superwhore.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 11:05 AM
We can make a difference fellas, hey, WE DID! We got that jerk-offs attention. I'm gonna try to get his home & work #'s. Everyone, E-mail gOOns.com and ask them to 'jack' his site again. Just BEWARE of opening returns from them. We are making a difference! Shadowscourge will continue the fight TO VICTORY!!!!
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 11:30 AM
HOLY SHIT!!!!! Guys, I just read something about Supershadow that's GREAT!! Remember the LAST pic of 'SS's Girlfriend'?? I read something FROM THAT GIRL!! I will respect her privacy. Her initials were A.C., she lives DOWN THE BLOCK from Mr. Suttle, and apparently he got pics from her PROM NITE, and posted them on his site, AS HIS GIRLIE!! The girl (who is sweet-lookin') tried to contact him, and he changed them. THAT'S TOO FUNNY!!! What a DIIICCCCK!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
RE: George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 2:14 PM
"Production on the tv shows is being delayed until the criticisms for Supershadow end. Have a Nice Day GL."
Awww.. Just because WE think SS is a loser? Come on George, dump that SuperLoser and hire someone with a fully functional brain! Because he always says the same shit and big ego's also don't come along with intelligence.
RE: Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 2:24 PM
Yeah, and Mickey still wonders why girls don't like him..
I have seen more sites that discovered he used their photo, SS enemy's usually search for were the picture came from and than contact the person from the site. This time it has taken a longer time for anyone to find out who 'his' current GF is, probably because she is some mexican whore or something.
The last girl was even a man!! She was some European athlete.. I mean WTF??
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 2:46 PM
Ey, Mickey Suttle, howcome you are such a psychopath? George Lucas and George Bush should bomb you next.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 5:25 PM
Did anyone other than me notice that on Supershadow.com someone wrote in go Tarheels, and Mickey responded yes we rule forever national champs in basketball. Whats this "we" maybe because little old Mickey is just who we say he is and lives in North Carolina, if he was inherinting the Starwars franchise it would be the end of Starwars for all time. The main character in episode seven would be Jar Jar and it would discuss his Homosexual facination with luke skywalker and his quest to become a jedi to win lukes love, everything is going well for Jar Jar until Sexual Choclate Mace Windu comes back from the dead to win lukes love, this is Mickeys Starwars and I want no part of it, sick deluded fool.
sloppy is mad reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 7:02 PM
you all stupid ideots all i will make it so you all stop and am a superhero and my name is katkidd muahahaha you will all stop your stupid ness and will stop making crime i just cleand up your people's messes hahahahah and some day god will destroy you all hhahahaha and there will be a happy place
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 7:26 PM
GO TARHEELS!!! YAY!!! Well, Chosen One, you and I both know N. C. isn't the most exciting place to be, it certainly isn't a big time sports town. How come he doesn't have a crazy S.W. fan living on his block, that will go out and kick his ass? I'm Surprised someone didn't do it already.
RE: sloppy is mad reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 7:27 PM
I know who cares...
RE: sloppy is mad reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2005 7:27 PM
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George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 2:07 AM
I must say I am really embarrased by you guys. Starwars fans, you call yourselves, if you were real fans you would just accept the fact that Mickey will run the franchise his ideas are great. I left Mace Windus death scene open like that to spark controversy like this, Why? couldn't Mace have survived the fall he only lost his hand and next to Yoda he was one of the most powerful jedi of the age, so why couldn't he have been able to save himself? There is no reason why not. It is a great idea, maybe in the tv show we can explore how Mace escapes from the planet. Samuel Jackson has told me he would love to come back for his role, he loves the Mace Windu Character. Anyway the fans can rip on my friend all they want but it only makes me love him more. Its okay Mickey these people are just being childish. When you guys stop posting negatively against my friend, I will began starting the tv series production process. The choice is yours. Sincerly the real G.L.
RE: George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 4:35 AM
So why do you only talk about Mickey on the internet and why do you evade all questions directed to you?
As for Samuel L. Jackson.. Sorry, the character he played got elektrocuted dismembered and thrown in the gigantic depths of a planet. Only a desperate fan would want to believe that he survived.
Please answer my questions mister Chicken Lucas.
omg reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 9:20 AM
http://samugliestdog.com/10-30-03-Grim-Reaper-web.jpg
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 11:02 AM
SUPERSHADOW, how DUMB do you think we are? We aren't as stupid as you. Casting began WEEKS ago for the SW show, Lucas is already making plot outlines. It will soon be announced what channel will pick it up, either HBO or FOX. Mace is DEAD, as dead as your LIFE. A tragic death for him, that's what Lucas wanted. It has nothing to do with you because you have NOTHING to do with Lucas. Why can't you just have a NORMAL S.W. appreciation site?
No VHS for REVENGE OF THE SITH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 12:21 PM
I'm so pissed off. I can't believe Lucasfilm and 20th century fox is going to skip making Episode III-ROTS for Video and going straight to dvd. All I needed was ROTS for Video and I would have had all 6 movies. That sucks. well you can read it for yourself on theforce.net
RE: No VHS for REVENGE OF THE SITH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 12:27 PM
Now you will have to get it illegal, I wonder if that is possible, an illegal ROTS VHS.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 1:21 PM
I have the same VHS dilemna. There is a solution, though. I will tape it from HBO or Showtime or whatever in HD. Then download a color 'cover'. You can make a nice case for it, out of a box like the ones Blockbuster has. I even have the bootleg case for the tape and DVD, so there is my cover for my collection. Why not complain to Supershadow, and he will force Lucas to release it on VHS... YEAH RIGHT! HAHAHAHA!
RE: Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 1:57 PM
Yeah, but he won't answer because he reads this thread too! Hahaha!!
But check this out:
"Master Shadow, when Yoda says that there is "another" hope in The Empire Strikes Back, could he mean Mace Windu? (SuperShadow: Yes, this is possible. Lucas says he is never going to explain who Yoda was really referring to. The fans can believe whatever they want. Lucas loves these kinds of ambiguities that drive the fans crazy.)"
This IS the absolute most retarded thing I have ever read in my intire life!! Mace Windu wasn't even made up back then!!!!!
RE: Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 2:19 PM
God exists...don't be a blind fool and bash him.....that or hell....i'm just trying to help!
RE: Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 2:20 PM
Hi Shadow, what?s going on? (SuperShadow: Conquering the planet one molecule at a time. Hahaha.) What are your personal thoughts on then The Star Wars Holiday Special? (SuperShadow: It rocks. I watch it several times each year on a bootleg VHS video tape. I can?t get enough.) Is it good and is it part of Lucas' vision? (SuperShadow: No, the Holiday Special does not represent Lucas? personal vision of Star Wars, but it certainly should.)
Hey SS! You are the best! (SuperShadow: There is no close second to the genius of SS.) I just have to ask this. Could you block real bullets on a light saber? (SuperShadow: Yes, definitely. The bullets would be vaporized by the light-saber blade.) PLEASE POST THIS! (SuperShadow: You got it in overdrive.) I love Star Wars forever! Darth Ale from Finland. (SuperShadow: Finland rules.)
Hi SS. I?m a big fan of the Star Wars saga. I have a question that refers to Episode 2. Darth Sidious wants to take control of the Galactic Senate thus control the clones and create his Empire. In that case why is Darth Tyranus helping the droid armies to go up against his master?s army? (SuperShadow: You need to understand that Sidious concocted the Clone Wars as part of his plan to take over control of the galaxy. The Wars were suppose to rip the galaxy apart and kill thousands of Jedi Knights in the process. Sidious made sure that his lackey (Count Dooku) controlled the Separatist military so that the droid armies would lose the war. The Clone Wars helped Sidious get the necessary power base to end the Republic.)
Hi SuperShadow, how are you? (SuperShadow: Living the most important life of all time. It is so cool being legendary and known by every fan.) One question, how come it took 20 years for the first death star to be built and only 3 years for the second one? Loyal fan from Wales. (SuperShadow: We need to suspend our disbelief a little for it to make sense that the first death star appears at the end of Revenge of the Sith. It does seem kinda strange that the death star just sorta existed in the background until the Empire started using it in A New Hope. This could be considered a massive plot plunder. It humors me to no end. Hahaha.)
And third of all why is C-3PO second to last to the most popular Star Wars characters? I thought C-3PO was cool and pretty funny like Jar Jar Binks. (SuperShadow: The most popular Star Wars characters is taken from a survey of 100,000 Star Wars fans. I guess C-3PO irritates a lot of fans. Of course, there are many popular characters so maybe C-3PO is just less popular because of all the other ultra cool Star Wars characters.)
Master Shadow, when Yoda says that there is "another" hope in The Empire Strikes Back, could he mean Mace Windu? (SuperShadow: Yes, this is possible. Lucas says he is never going to explain who Yoda was really referring to. The fans can believe whatever they want. Lucas loves these kinds of ambiguities that drive the fans crazy.)
SuperShadow, I was wondering. You said that people in this world like to believe in things that don?t exist? Does that mean you don?t believe in Jesus? (SuperShadow: No, I wasn?t referring to religion. I was hinting at those things people believe in like bigfoot, ghosts, extraterrestrials, the Loch Ness monster, etc. Those kind of silly things that can?t possibly exist. No chance at all.)
RE: Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 2:23 PM
Hi! I was wondering if you can ask Mr. Lucas where he got the idea for American Graffiti (not a good speller I am) (SuperShadow: Lucas was inspired to create the American Graffiti movie based on his high-school days of driving around all night in his home town.) and Indiana Jones. (SuperShadow: Lucas created Indiana Jones based on the old adventure movie serials he use to watch as a child in the cinema.)
Still, I think Star Wars is the best idea ever. (SuperShadow: It turned out to be a multi-billion dollar idea.) This is the only thing that prevents me from wishing I wasn?t born in the future. (SuperShadow: Hahaha. The extraterrestrial overlords will have you wishing you were never born.) My friends say that maybe in the future, Star Wars might be real. (SuperShadow: No chance. Real extraterrestrial civilizations are a lot cooler than anything Lucas can try to imagine.)
Or they say that maybe later on, Star Wars might be a religion in the future. Just saying. (SuperShadow: Yeah, I could see Star Wars becoming a religion in the distant future because people on this planet like to believe in things that do not exist. Hahaha.)
Hey S.S.! I had an idea for The Empire Strikes Back. While Chewie and See Threepio are in the prison cell, Chewie is taken away for questioning by storm troopers. See Threepio starts complaining about his predicament and then Darth Vader comes in. (SuperShadow: Very intimidating.)
See Threepio blabs on about how Vader should let them go. Vader remembers that this droid was the droid he built. Vader chuckles, then leaves. (SuperShadow: Pure genius. This will be forwarded to Lucas.) Keep on scoring! (SuperShadow: Always. The scoring will never end.)
Hey, SuperShadow. I was wondering, WHY bring Mace Windu back in the sequel trilogy? (SuperShadow: This is an idea hatched by Lucas and SS. They are never wrong about anything. Long live the greatest movie-making duo of all time.) I mean, wouldn?t he be like, 100 years old? (SuperShadow: Yep, he would be pretty old, but Luke Skywalker needs somebody to tell him directly what the old Jedi Order was like so that Luke can fashion his Jedi in the old Jedi image.) Score one for the Tarheels. (SuperShadow: Tarheels are the National Champions in basketball. We rule all for all time.)
Hi Mr. Lucas, why did you choose number 66 for the order to kill the Jedi? (SuperShadow: 666 is the historical number of the Beast from the Holy Bible. Lucas thought it would be funny to pay homage to this dreaded number of the end times by making Order 66 similar in nature.)
SuperShadow, I was wondering since Mr. Lucas won't give us a scene with Anakin slaughtering the Jedi at the Jedi Temple in Revenge of the Sith. Perhaps you could make it happen in Episode 7. (SuperShadow: Killer idea. I will give this one a shot.) You could have Mace Windu retelling the story of Luke?s father to Luke, perhaps about 2 - 3 minutes. (SuperShadow: Awesome to behold.) What do you think? (SuperShadow: I absolutely love this idea. We could also show Mechanical Darth Vader hunting down the remaining Jedi Knights after Revenge of the Sith.)
Hey Supes! I love your site! (SuperShadow: All fans worship SS. We all know this to be so.) I tried to post many other Star Wars statements and stuff. (SuperShadow: Never ever give up. Anything can happen.) But this is THE KING! (SuperShadow: I believe you are right on the money with this one.) So please post this! (SuperShadow: So shall it be done.)
If GL or you ever redo Episode IV, V and VI, I have an awesome idea! What if Yoda lives and goes with Luke Skywalker to fight Darth Sidious. (SuperShadow: Sweet. This is a tres cool idea all the way.) I know it sounds a little stupid, but think, that?s the reason Yoda has been hiding. (SuperShadow: Yoda might be frightened of Sidious. Why else would Yoda not confront Vader and Sidious again?)
To save up is energy for Sidious. Again please post this! (SuperShadow: Go celebrate. Your wish has been granted.) Sincerely, Matt from Ohio. (SuperShadow: Go Buckeyes.)
Yo SS. What?s the deal with Indy 4? Is Lucas and Spielberg really working on it or not? (SuperShadow: Yes, Indiana Jones 4 is real. Lucas, Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford all want to make another Indy adventure. The problem is the script. They keep writing and re-writing the script to no end. Lucas has sent me at least half a dozen versions of the Indiana Jones 4 script. All of them have been cool. I just wish they would stick with one and make the **** film already. Hahaha.)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 2:24 PM
This script rocks!!!
Thirty years have passed since the Battle of Endor (Return of the Jedi), where both the Emperor and Vader met their doom. During the decades since Endor, the remnants of the Empire have been defeated and the New Republic formed out of the ashes of the Empire. However, enemies against the New Republic still exist. A rogue group of Dark Jedi have emerged that threaten the fragile stability that the New Republic enjoys.
The Cloud City of Bespin has been converted into one of the many Jedi training facilities located all throughout the galaxy. The Jedi's numbers are beginning to grow to Old Republic heights. The New Jedi Order consists of about 7,000 Jedi Knights. Bespin is now the home to both Jedi Masters, Knights and Apprentices.
During routine Jedi training on Bespin, the Dark Jedi invade wearing jet packs, which send them like a swarm dropping into the upper reaches of the cloud city. These Dark Jedi are seeking to re-establish the legacy of Darth Vader and, hence, they wear a more-advanced-looking version of Darth Vader's mask, helmet and body armor in honor of their fallen hero.
As the Dark Jedi attack Bespin, their sleek battle satellites swarm the floating city and rain down turbolaser fire on the city. The Jedi are taken by complete surprise. However, the Dark Jedi seek not to conquer Bespin, but to capture some of the Jedi's prized holocrons, which hold vast quantities of information about the ancient ways and customs of the Jedi. As hundreds of light-saber battles erupt between the Jedi and their Dark Jedi counterparts, some of the Dark Jedi use concussion grenades to cause damage to Bespin's superstructure.
A few of the holocrons are captured by the Dark Jedi. With their mission now complete, the Dark Jedi retreat from Cloud City and fly away from the city using their jet packs which they wear on their backs. The Dark Jedi fly into the nearby clouds and disappear. The roar of engines can be heard as the Dark Jedi escape in their customized Tie Rager star ships, which were hidden in the clouds above Cloud City.
The 12 members of the Jedi Council are present in the Jedi Council chamber in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. Several Jedi, who survived the battle of Bespin against the Dark Jedi, relate to Luke Skywalker (the head of the Jedi Council) that several Jedi holocrons were taken during the battle. Luke informs the Jedi Council that the Jedi will have to find these lost holocrons and bring the Dark Jedi under control.
Meanwhile, just outside of the Jedi Temple, a shape-shifting Dark Jedi named Asp morphs into Ben Skywalker and enters the Jedi Temple. Asp makes his way to the Jedi super computer area where Asp hopes to disable the Jedi's computer network. Padawans Anakin Solo (son of Han Solo and Leia Organa) and Ben Skywalker (son of Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade) are walking by the computer area. They both sense something and enter the computer area. Ben and Anakin are shocked to see someone in the room that looks exactly like Ben. Asp sees the padawans and flees the room. Ben and Anakin chase after Asp.
Asp makes his way to the garage at the Jedi Temple and steals one of the Jedi swoop bikes. At a high rate of speed, Asp flies down the streets of Coruscant. Ben and Anakin each get a swoop bike and pursue Asp. After a thrilling chase, Asp wrecks his swoop bike. The Coruscant zoo is nearby and Asp enters the zoo to hide from Anakin and Ben. Anakin and Ben park their swoop bikes and quickly follow Asp into the zoo. A spectacular light-saber duel erupts between Asp vs. Ben and Anakin. As the duel rages on, Asp begins to lose so he uses his light saber to release Rygor tigers from their cage.
Ben sees the tigers and says: "I've got a bad feeling about this." The tigers spot Ben and Anakin and then charge at the two padawans. Ben and Anakin battle the tigers. Within in a few minutes, Ben and Anakin have killed all seven of the ferocious tigers. However, by the time Ben and Anakin are finished fighting the tigers, Asp has escaped to parts unknown.
Elsewhere, Shindor, the leader of the Dark Jedi, is elated to learn that some of the Jedi holocrons have successfully been taken from the Jedi. Shindor is currently at the Dark Jedi's cloning facility, which is located on a planet nearby Coruscant. Shindor is using this facility to make clones of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker. The Dark Jedi plan to fulfill Darth Vader's prophecy that he and Luke should rule the galaxy as father and son and bring peace and order to the galaxy. The Dark Jedi are using Imperial DNA samples of Vader to produce a clone of the Dark Lord of the Sith and are using DNA samples from Luke's severed hand to produce a clone of the venerable Jedi Master. Skywalker's severed hand is currently owned by one of the chief Dark Jedi named, Spiden.
Meanwhile, Spiden hatches a plan to leak the Dark Jedi's efforts to clone Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker to spies working for the New Republic. Spiden hopes the leader of the Dark Jedi will be destroyed by forces from the New Republic so that he can become the new leader of the Dark Jedi. Spiden leaks this information. The New Republic military and a Jedi army plan to raid the Dark Jedi hideout.
Also, Spiden contacts Luke Skywalker and asks the great Jedi Master to meet with him on the planet of Sluivan. Spiden tells Luke that Spiden is a smuggler who came across Luke?s severed hand in a preservation box. Luke learns from Spiden that the Empire recovered Luke's hand that Vader cut off at Bespin. Spiden says that the hand is in perfect condition and can probably be re-attached to Luke?s arm. Luke agrees to meet Spiden on Sluivan.
Luke arrives on Sluivan with R2-D2 and C-3PO. Luke enters a room where Spiden told Luke he would be waiting for Luke. Luke sees Spiden holding his severed hand in a transparent preservation box. Suddenly, the door behind Luke closes. Spiden sets down the hand and pulls out two light sabers. Spiden holds one in each hand and ignites them. Spiden tells Luke that he will now avenge the deaths of Sidious and Vader. Luke pulls out his light saber and ignites it. Luke and Spiden fight with their sabers. Luke manages to cut off one of Spiden?s hands. Spiden continues to fight with his other hand. R2-D2 rolls up behind Spiden. R2 ignites his rocket boosters and crashes into the back of Spiden at a tremendous speed. Spiden falls to the ground. Spiden stands back up dazed. With a slight movement of his hand, Luke uses the Force to send Spiden flying across the room. Spiden slams into a wall and is left unconscious. Luke thanks R2 for his valor, then Luke recovers his severed hand and then cuts the closed door open with his light saber . Luke, R2 and C-3PO exit the room. On Coruscant, a team of Jedi doctors re-attach Luke?s hand to his arm.
Luke learns that the Republic is planning to send a military unit to the planet where the Dark Jedi are cloning Vader and Luke. Luke orders the Jedi star pilots to scramble to their fighters and join the Republic forces in the fight. The Republic and Jedi star fighters arrive at the planet where the Dark Jedi cloning facility is located. Hundreds of Dark Jedi fighters are waiting for them. A massive space battle ensues.
Luke and a dozen or so other Jedi make their way to the surface of the planet and enter the Dark Jedi cloning facility. Light saber battles erupt between the Jedi and the Dark Jedi. Luke finds the Dark Jedi leader, Shindor, and they engage in a light-saber duel. Luke eventually decapitates Shindor. The remaining Dark Jedi flee the cloning facility with the growing clones of Vader and Luke. The Jedi set explosive charges all over the cloning facility. The Jedi flee the cloning facility. A few minutes later, the cloning facility is destroyed by the exploding charges.
While the Dark Jedi cloning facility has been destroyed, the New Republic and Jedi are unaware that the Dark Jedi succeeded in preserving the growing clones of Vader and Luke, which will be utilized in the Dark Jedi's grand scheme to conquer the galaxy. Back on Coruscant, Anakin Solo and Ben Skywalker are brought before the Jedi Council. For their bravery in combating the Dark Jedi, the Jedi Council makes Anakin and Ben full-fledged Jedi Knights. The two are given their official Jedi robes. Fade to black. Roll end credits.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 2:39 PM
I guess SuperShadow went insane or something, by posting this shit..
Maybe we should punish him by posting those scripts on his site to overflow his little comment box.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 2:44 PM
"God exists...don't be a blind fool and bash him.....that or hell....i'm just trying to help!"
Who said we go to hell just because we make fun of an asshole?
Anyway, didn't Jesus die for our sins so we don't have to go to hell anymore?
Whatever we do we are forgiven, priest Suttle!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 3:52 PM
Hey, drunkenlightsaber, have you ever read the yellow lightsaber story SS made up?
There was supposed to be an uber lightsaber wich could cut through normal lightsabers before it was forbidden due to it's danger. It is the most retarded idea SS has ever had in his ugly head.
People are going to laugh at him for all eternity!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 4:48 PM
I don't know if D.L. has but I did, its the dumbest idea ever a lightsaber that cuts through other lightsabers, why because the beam is a differnt color, stupidest idea ever I agree. So Mickeys posting his website here now, will thats ok hes doing me a favor now I don't even have to log in to see what kind of bullshit he posted to day he will just send here directly from now on so I can begin ranting on it immediatley. Thanks you stupid dork, and know one is buying your friendship with georgie so give up. YOU ARE A PIMPLEHEADED DORK!!! WOOKIE BREATH, GUNGAN PUKE, EWOK PISSED, JAWA DUNGHEADED PILE OF GARBAGE. HAHA.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 5:25 PM
i'm not shadow.......i like shadow and he is cool.....so is God....i'll continue to fill this sob site with shadows stuff hahahahahah bastards
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 5:29 PM
hahahahaha History of the Jedi and Sith
Organized by
Mike LJ
Based on George Lucas? Vision of Star Wars
CAUTION: MAJOR EPISODE 3 SPOILERS! This history covers the Republic, the Jedi, the Sith, the Kyber Crystal, the Light Saber, the Rebellion, the Jedi Traitor and even Sifo Dyas!
THE ANCIENT JEDI
170,000 years ago, in the Vordarian Beltway Galaxy, 850 trillion light years from our Milky Way Galaxy, a saga began. The Sith were discovered on their home world, Korriban, by the millennia old Galactic Republic. (This was about 75,000 years after the formation of the Galactic Republic under the first Supreme Chancellor, Merk Quanto.) The Sith were a primitive species, but had a powerful secret form of magic and religion. They had existed peacefully for centuries, undiscovered. Unfortunately, it was shortly after their discovery and the founding of the Jedi Order that an imbalance was created.
Kaja Sinis was a Civian born on Coruscant 25,000 years before The Phantom Menace. He was the first Jedi and founder of the Order of Jedi Bendu Knights. The term Jedi meant ?light bringer? in the Civian language. Sinis created the techniques allowing one to use the Force. He discovered two sides of the Force, the good side (called ?Ashla? in Civian) and the dark side (called ?Bogan? in Civian). In the early years, it was the duty of a Jedi to study both the Ashla and the Bogan, but serve the Ashla or good side.
His first student or padawan was Shintor Beerus, a Twi?lek Sinis discovered on the planet Nefarion. The Jedi Academy on Coruscant grew large under the two and eventually the Civian home world, Ophuchi, was transformed into the Jedi stronghold. Kaja Sinis, aided by the Jedi scientist, Cobar Jacash, created the first light saber, as well as the first Jedi Holocron, a small hand-held cube which contained Jedi history. Cobar Jacash was a Bomewright from Sullest. Future Jedi light saber scientists tended to be Bomewrights as well.
Kaja Sinis built his light saber by finding a crystal on a secret planet to create the blade of light. Every Jedi followed in this path. They went to this secret planet and had to find either a green, blue or purple crystal in order to create their light saber. Whether this secret planet is identical with Vronioc, the most Force-sensitive planet in the Galaxy, of the Jedi stronghold planet, Ophuchi, is not known. After finding their crystal, Jedi constructed their own light sabers, often with the assistance of a Bomerwright Jedi scientist.
After training Beerus, Sinis trained many padawans, including Oton Grent, Issius Pallon, Quotar Forsh and Whel Baroc. Beerus trained many padawans as well, including Xis Latos, Don Votal, Eegis Plati and Yag Malore. The Jedi supported the Peace established by the Republic. Sadly, in Sinis? lifetime, the Dark Jedi were created by a rogue Jedi named Zooti Frugan. Dark Jedi could act as free agents, choosing any color of light saber they could create and even training themselves without a master. These Dark Jedi studied both sides of the Force, but emphasized the dark side or the Bogan. With the rebellion of Zooti Froogan and others, the Jedi Council under Kaja Sinis saw that an imbalance had been created, so the practice of studying the dark side was disbanded. Nonetheless, the Dark Jedi were already flourishing.
The Sith were conquered by Dark Jedi who adopted their form of magic in Sinis? lifetime. These Jedi called themselves Sith Lords. The first known Sith Lord of recorded history was Darth Scarz. In imitation of the Jedi Holocron, the Sith made their own holocron, the Sith Holocron. The tension between the two sides eventually came to a head at the Battle of Omicras, the first major conflict between the Sith and Jedi. Nonetheless, the Sith Lords remained and continued to grow the Sith Order including non-Sith species in their Order, as one Sith Dynasty succeeded another.
Kaja Sinis slew 3 Sith Lords and 17 Dark Jedi in his life due to their attacks on the Jedi. The 3 Sith Lords were Darth Mirage, Darth Sinistar and Darth Horrar. The 17 Dark Jedi were discovered and slain in the Dungstaka Uprising on the planet Natisular. Kaja Sinis was eventually assassinated at the ripe age of 187 under the orders of Prince Ganchok Krancore of Utarius, by a bounty hunter named Harbontin Dumis. Dumis slew Sinis by means of a fireball explosion, from which the tradition of burning a Jedi in a funeral pyre originated. After Sinis? death, Beerus took over the Jedi Order. He recorded a prophecy made to him by Kaja Sinis in the Jedi Holocron. It regarded the One who would bring Balance to the Force. Shintor Beerus survived to the age of 174. His Jedi Holocron was lost and not rediscovered for several millennia.
Several millennia of strife between Jedi and Sith ensued. 5,000 years before The Phantom Menace, a Dark Jedi named Jeer Dexton created the Order of the Dark Jedi, who refused the discipline of the Sith. The Sith continued as well. 4,000 years before The Phantom Menace, the Sith were ruled by Darth Revan, succeeded by his apprentice, Darth Malak. Darth Revan was slain by a Force avalanche. Darth Malak was seriously injured in a duel with Jedi Knight Kylo Spartos, which is why Darth Malak lost most of his jaw. Other important Sith of note in Sith History are Darth Tantalon and Darth Cladar of Ropetru. The legendary Darth Tantalon was one of the ten most powerful Sith in regards to Force ability. He was slain by a Force fireball. Darth Cladar was the physically strongest Sith ever. Darth Kanamite was the dumbest Sith ever and lasted only a few days as a Sith. He was a short-lived apprentice in the Sith Order of Darth Bane. Kanamite died on his first mission.
While the dark side of the Force created many great warriors, the light side of the Force did as well. 2,000 years before The Phantom Menace, the most formidable light saber fighter before Yoda lived, the amazing Yendar Platis. Yendar Platis had six arms and could use six light sabers at a time. Another fascinating Jedi was the renowned Jedi scientist Crutus Penari. Penari succeeded in creating a yellow-bladed light saber, which could actually slice through any other light saber. This light saber was called the Penari light saber. The Jedi Council considered the light saber too dangerous and it was destroyed with its blueprints. Of even greater note than either Yendar Platis or Crutus Penari was the beautiful Ce Ce Denowai from the planet Rotteron. She had a higher midichlorian count than any female Jedi ever. Of course, the Jedi had to have their clumsier, less intelligent Jedi. The biggest buffoon of the Jedi was Zistar Flamgag.
THE SITH ORDER OF DARTH BANE
Eventually came the Dynatic Sith Dynasty, about 1,000 years before The Phantom Menace. Sith Lord Qodis trained Darth Bane in the arts of the Sith. Darth Bane never completed his training and rejected his master, but managed to gain possession of the Sith Holocron. All Sith were wiped out at the Battle of Gradon. Only Darth Bane and his apprentice survived, a young woman named Ishto Papar from the planet Nibon. Ishto Papar left Darth Bane to become the fabled Dark Woman, who fled Darth Bane and returned to the light side of the Force in hiding. The Dark Woman found a means to make herself virtually immortal and lived to train Aurra Sing the Herclu.
Darth Bane took on a new apprentice, whom he dubbed Darth Seer. With Darth Seer, he hid upon Coruscant, where the Sith were to remain for several generations. Darth Bane established a Rule of Two, only one master and one apprentice at a time, the sole inheritors of the Dynatic Sith Dynasty.
Upon his death of old age, Darth Seer established a formalized Code for the Sith Order, recruiting the next Sith, Darth Mongerer, who followed his code. One rule was of course, the Rule of Two. Another was that a Sith apprentice needed to construct his own light saber and it had to be red-bladed. The secret to making a red-bladed Sith light saber was to be found in the Sith Holocron. The Sith Holocron was encrypted by a password code containing a long series of Sith words. Darth Seer further insisted the title ?Darth? which merely meant ?shadow warrior? be made equivalent with the title ?Lord? in honor of Darth Bane. This was to remind all future Sith that being a Sith Lord meant always being a warrior.
Darth Seer died of old age, succeeded by his apprentice. Darth Mongerer faithfully continued the Order of the Sith in hiding on Coruscant. A Jedi dueled and beheaded Darth Mongerer, but Mongerer hid the fact that he was a Sith and his apprentice succeeded him as Sith Master. Around this time, Yoda D?Kana the Whill was born on Grentarik, the World of Records. Yoda?s father, Syville Demetris D?Kana, allowed his son to be taken in by the Jedi Order at a young age. Yoda trained under Bontu Sitmus the orange Whill. Bontu Sitmus trained under Losho Yik. Bontu Sitmus became a legend in his own lifetime by slaying 7 Dark Jedi at a single time, all by himself.
Two centuries into the Dynatic Sith Dynasty, the Sith Lord Darth Gilgon discovered Darth Augor on the planet Nefeyi. The young Darth Augor grew to become one of the greatest Sith of all time. Darth Gilgon was slain with a Force tornado, making Darth Augor the Master. Darth Augor slew dozens of Jedi, but was in turn ambushed and slain by 17 Jedi, including the young Yoda. Darth Augor concealed his identity as a Sith and the Sith Order continued undetected.
When Yoda was 177, the Jedi Holocron kept by Shintor Beerus was rediscovered, prophesying the One who would bring Balance to the Force. Yoda was a more formidable Jedi than Evins Croslod and even Aenon Jurtis, the most formidable Jedi before his time. Many considered Yoda to be the fulfillment of the prophecy, but upon examining the Holocron, Yoda could not be the One, for the One would be born of a virgin mother. Yoda was trained by Bontu Sitmus, who in turn had been trained by Tracktius Mutheon.
Yoda rose through the ranks, eventually becoming a member of the Jedi Council under Lady Lidius Frotgus. Under her, the Jedi Holocron kept by Shintor Beerus was rediscovered. Yoda lived during the rise of the most powerful Dark Jedi ever (with the exception of the Sith). This Dark Jedi was Norius Havok of Eegius, who lived 150 years before the events of The Phantom Menace.
Unnoticed to the Jedi, one Sith succeeded another on Coruscant, eventually leading up to Darth Frordon of Dresdane. On Dresdane, Frordon set up a duel between his apprentice Baltimort and Baltimort?s potential replacement, Plagueis. Baltimort and Imperius were each Baraosi, both from the planet Bothiwite, also known as Tindell 5, the fifth planet of the Tindell Star System. Since Plagueis had a collection of kyber crystals, but was less experienced than Baltimort, Plagueis and Baltimort teamed up against Frordon. Baltimort became Plagueis? master, until Imperius slew Baltimort by an ever-growing collection of kyber crystals and heightened skill. Plagueis slew Baltimort by means of a Force earthquake.
After this, Plagueis apprenticed a young boy from Naboo, Dantius Palpatine and dubbed him Darth Sidious. Plagueis had several kyber crystals and eventually gave Palpatine one of these kyber crystals. The kyber crystals were forged by the Rodar Wizards of Perdonis and scattered throughout the Galaxy, about 100,000 years before the events of The Phantom Menace. Unbeknownst to Plagueis, Palpatine had found a far more potent kyber crystal than anything Imperius had. Palpatine located it on the planet Moovis, which he purchased from Ushkar Madcra, a bounty hunter who sold it as junk. This potent kyber crystal made Palpatine too powerful for his master to control. On the planet Skaggis, Palpatine killed Plagueis in his sleep when Plagueis was 52 years old.
RISE OF THE SITH
Palpatine took on an apprentice named Darth Voltres. Darth Voltres, while still an apprentice himself, apprenticed Darth Orcron and possibly others, breaking the Sith Rule of Two. Palpatine found out and sliced Darth Voltres in half, from head to torso, then hunted down and slew Darth Orcron as well. (It is possible one of Voltres? surviving students trained Asajj Ventress of Rattatak, who claimed to be a Sith warrior when Count Dooku discovered her.)
Undaunted, Palpatine sought out a new apprentice. He found a very young Zabrak on Iridonia named Khameir Sarin. Succeeding Palpatine?s tests, Khameir Sarin began to be known as Darth Maul. Before the Sith revealed their existence to the Jedi, Darth Maul succeeded in slaying 3 Jedi: Barco Trellius, Roro Fergus and Ji-Dis Flar. Darth Maul revealed himself to the Jedi, as shown in The Phantom Menace.
Some of the Jedi in The Phantom Menace were in fact the most powerful Jedi in history. Not only was Yoda of Grentarik one of the most powerful Jedi ever, but so were some of his colleagues on the Jedi Council including Plo Koon of Dorin, Yarael Poof the Quermian, Even Piell the Lannik and, of course, the amazing Mace Windu. Yarael Poof was trained by Zinkor Dawn and Even Piell was trained by Haccor Topkin.
Mace Windu came from Erberius and was related to another formidable Jedi, Usby Thape. However, Mace Windu ended up being trained by someone he was not related to, Cloto Nervon. Mace Windu in turn trained Depa Billaba and Ipto Follers, and fought Dark Jedi Barkius Zok. Let us not forget Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Qui-Gon Jinn came from planet Hargithon. Obi-Wan was born on the yellow rocky world of Pilegias. As a very young boy, he was found on the planet Kelchase and given by his parents to the Jedi Order.
RISE OF THE EMPIRE
After the death of Darth Maul, Palpatine immediately sought out three potential apprentices; Sifo Dyas, Detori (Darth Rage), a cyborg Toban from Yetis and Dakkus Vitrich?s Jedi student, Count Jard Dooku of Serreno (Darth Tyranus). Detori grew up as a youth on Sevara, just past Iridonia and was there found by Palpatine for training. Palpatine first approached Sifo Dyas. Palpatine had asked Sifo Dyas to become a Sith, since the Kaminoans were expecting his visit. Sifo Dyas refused and Palpatine slew him by a Force fireball and Force earthquake. Palpatine then approached Detori and Count Dooku, who each accepted the possibility of apprenticeship. The two were to duel for the position of apprentice. Before the duel could be set up, Plo Koon fought Darth Rage in a fierce light-saber duel, eventually destroying Darth Rage by a Force avalanche. Before dying, Darth Rage denied being a Sith and claimed to act alone.
Count Dooku became Darth Tyranus, Palpatine?s apprentice, in less than a year after the events of The Phantom Menace. One of his first missions was to order a clone army as Sifo Dyas, who was on his way to Kamino. (Sifo Dyas was an Ogdarian born on the asteroid world of Esiken, and discovered by the Jedi when he moved to Allistare.) Count Dooku had Billigo Hilgobottomager (a Jedi master of disguise and possibly a changeling) pretend to be Sifo Dyas and order an army cloned from the bounty hunter, Jango Fett. Jango Fett had proven himself as the best bounty hunter throughout the Galaxy by always beating the formidable cyborg Montross to a mark.
Palpatine and Count Dooku quickly found a Jedi to aid them in their nefarious plans to take over the Galaxy. His name was Visivious Drakarn. Drakarn was born on Gishomire, where his parents gave him over to the Jedi Order. Drakarn was a rebellious student and as punishment at age 17, was sent to Melbius Prime to work for a Jedi charity organization. Drakarn was resentful for this punishment and took the opportunity to get revenge on the Jedi once he was allowed to return to Coruscant at age 20. Recruited by Count Dooku on Coruscant for the task, Drakarn erased the files concerning the existence of Kamino. This act remained unnoticed for years.
Dooku thought he was gaining much power in the Dark Side, but Palpatine was merely utilizing Count Dooku as a tool. As Count Dooku unified the Separatists, Palpatine brought adepts of the Dark Side into his conspiracy. He made Sly Moore of Umbara his secretary, due to her ability to read minds. He befriended two Jedi during this period, considering which one he would choose to replace Dooku as an apprentice. Their names were Anakin Cleevon Skywalker of Thessius and the little known Vorron Tastras. Though Palpatine?s relationship with Vorron Tastras remains largely unknown, it is known that he utilized the skill of the Dark Jedi assassin known as Xio Jade, the first ?Emperor?s Hand? and aunt of Mara Jade.
Though Anakin would always consider Tatooine his home world, he was actually born on Thessius. Thessius was a watery island world Anakin?s mother Shmi Skywalker moved to. She was sold as a slave and taken to Tatooine, but was originally herself from the planet Cardonas. While Palpatine and Dooku were growing in the power of the dark side, Anakin was growing in the good side of the Force. This did not prevent him from negotiations. In fact, the negotiations he had with the rogue Halbertas on the planet Verkig got quite aggressive.
The events depicted in Attack of the Clones transpired. These were followed by the Clone Wars. During the Clone Wars, Count Dooku found Asajj Ventress on Rattatak. She claimed to be a Sith warrior and though Count Dooku rejected this claim, he agreed to instruct her and utilize her skills. He found a cyborg, from Disicon, whom he trained in the arts of a Dark Jedi as well, though only to the level of padawan. This cyborg was known as General Grievous, the Droid Army Leader. He could wield four light sabers at once, by splitting his two robotic arms into four. General Grievous was kept alive and made into a cyborg by a scientific genius named Sago Milius.
After the Clone Wars, the events of Star Wars: Episode 3 occurred. Anakin Skywalker slew Count Dooku, and became the infamous Darth Vader. After a violent duel, Obi-Wan left Anakin for dead on the lava planet of Mustafar, but Palpatine revived Anakin, giving him his cyber-genetic suit and possibly placed a chip in Anakin?s suit by which Palpatine held the life of Anakin in his hands. (All the means by which Palpatine held Vader in his power are not known, and the chip will not likely figure into Episode 3.) Anakin, now known as Darth Vader (meaning "The Dreaded Tormentor" in the ancient Sith language), made sure Dooku?s surviving minions would soon meet their doom. Asajj Ventress, General Grievous, Visivious Drakarn, Billigo Hilgobottomager and Shatar Hooslun would not survive Palpatine?s purge against Force users.
Chancellor Palpatine declared himself Emperor and reorganized the Senate under his rule, renaming it the Imperial Senate. He legitimized his rule with the aid of the highest court in the Galaxy, the Supreme Tribunal, located on the planet Granicus. The head of the Tribunal was the Consul, Cos Dashit of Alderaan. Dashit decided to cast his vote in favor of making Chancellor Palpatine the Emperor. Other members of the Supreme Tribunal who supported Cos Dashit included Son Hhat of Granicus, Mara Horus of Townowi, Crispin Hoedaak of Aquilae and the obese Vantos Coll.
Through Darth Vader and others, Palpatine established the Galactic Empire and executed the Jedi Purge. Thousands upon thousands of Jedi were massacred. The Order of 10,000 Jedi virtually disappeared. Great Jedi were just memories. Rido Fander, one of the ten greatest Jedi ever, was no more. Chase Hintock, the Bomewright Jedi scientist of Sullest, who aided Anakin in constructing his light saber, was dead. The golden haired, yellow-skinned Jedi of Ord Mantell, Nebar Foxis, was considered the best looking male Jedi of his time. He died valiantly defending the Jedi children on Coruscant. Dethal Vangris, the prettiest Jedi throughout the Galaxy, was gone. Other Force Users were eliminated as well, such as the peaceful Sutrans, the Biotans and the powerful female Vortari, which took their name in honor of their founder, Lady Vortari.
The only Force Users to survive were those lucky enough to remain in hiding on remote worlds. We know some members of E.T.?s species, which were Sutrans, survived. However, most Force-sensitive individuals were tracked down by Grand Inquisitor Tremayne and were either made to submit their abilities to Emperor Palpatine?s rule or perish. Under Tremayne and a warrior named Lettow, a dark side elite developed. The dark side warriors who submitted to the Emperor were called the Legions of Lettow. According to the Expanded Universe, the Emperor?s Dark Side Elite included Nefta, Sa-Di, Executor Sedriss and others. Assassins with Force ability were brought into the fold as well. They were called the ?Emperor?s Hands? and included such notables as Mara Jade. Each ?Emperor?s Hand? was led to believe they were the sole Emperor?s Hand, giving them great self confidence. Aurra Sing the Herclu supported the Jedi Purge, seeking out her master, the fabled Dark Woman. Ironically, Aurra Sing was slain by a Jedi, Nto Boraj, who did not survive the purge himself.
The Emperor appointed Sate Pestage as his Grand Vizier to control the mundane aspects of the Empire. No one saw the Emperor without his permission. Emperor Palpatine made Armand Isard his Director of Intelligence and Ved Kennede the Master Royal Guardsman, in charge of training the Royal Guardsmen. Other important Imperial Dignitaries included Janus Greejatus, Kren Blista-Vanee, Sim Aloo and Ars Dangor. The Grand Moffs and the Grand Admirals were appointed in time, of which Grand Moff Tarkin and Grand Admiral Thrawn are the most notable. Dark Prince Xizor was also held in high esteem by the Emperor. Through Xizor?s criminal organization, Black Sun, the Emperor could successfully direct the criminal elements throughout the Galaxy.
THE REBELLION
Many Senators rejected the Emperor and organized the Rebellion. The most notable Senator to oppose the Empire was the birdlike Kesselian, Mir Nash. The Rebels unanimously supported Seig Darklighter as their leader. Remaining Jedi like Kane Starkiller of Utapau and Akira Valor of Townowi gathered a handful of the few remaining Jedi. They fled to Aquilae where King Kayos and Queen Breha gave them protection. Kane Starkiller was survived by his son, Deak, who was taken to Tatooine and grew up to be close friends with Luke Skywalker. Akira?s son, Justin Valor, lived on to defend King Kayos children; Prince Oeta, Prince Puck and Princess Zara. Seig Darklighter, Kane Starkiller, Akira Valor and his son Justin Valor, were tracked down by Darth Vader and the Legions of Lettow. None of them lived to see the Jedi Order rise again.
Yoda and Obi-Wan remained in hiding for decades, until the events of Star Wars: The Classic Trilogy. In the final Episode of the Classic Trilogy, Return of the Jedi, Darth Vader killed Palpatine, saving the life of his son, Luke Skywalker. Darth Vader died, returning to the light side of the Force. The heroes of the Classic Trilogy continued to have their adventures. Han Solo of Corellia married Leia Organa of Alderaan and had three children, Anakin, Jacen, and Jaina. Luke Skywalker of Tatooine married Mara Jade and fathered Ben Skywalker. Chewbacca of Kashyyyk and Lando Calrissian of Zaskus.
Most of the events between Star Wars Episodes have been detailed in the Expanded Universe, but have not been detailed by Lucas himself. According to the Expanded Universe, between Episode 6: Return of the Jedi and Episode 7, Emperor Palpatine was succeeded by his Grand Vizier, Sate Pestage. He was in turn replaced by Director of Intelligence, Ysanne Isard. Grand Admiral Thrawn, a Chiss from Csilla, returned from the Unknown Regions to take over the weakened Empire. Following his assassination, Emperor Palpatine returned to rule in a clone body. His Royal Guardsman, Carnor Jax, arranged for all clone bodies of Emperor Palpatine to be damaged. Carnor Jax was slain by the last faithful Royal Guardsman, Kir Kanos. Carnor Jax was succeeded by the Imperial Interim Ruling Council, headed by Burr Nolyds. He was assassinated by the Yuuzhan Vong agent Nom Anor, as were the two elected heads after him, first Admiral Banjeer, then General Immodet. Under the direction of Lord Manos, a Devaronian, they eventually elected Xandel Carivus. Carivus, in a foolish sense of pride, declared himself Emperor. Upon his assassination, the Republic was once again restored to its former position, upon the growing threat posed by the Yuuzhan Vong. Leia Organa Solo was now recognized throughout the Galaxy as the undisputed Chief of State.
THE SEQUEL TRILOGY AND THEREAFTER
In Episode 7, the Jedi had been reorganized, but so had the Dark Jedi, led by Shindor of Brontic. These Dark Jedi carried not only purple, blue and green-bladed light sabers, but yellow, orange, white and black-bladed light sabers as well. The main opponent in Episode 7 was one of the chief Dark Jedi under Shindor, Spiden of Volotta. Aided by Asp, a changeling spy from Sentor, Spiden and Shindor controlled a powerful new order of Dark Jedi. Neither Shindor nor Spiden were Sith, for the Sith were truly extinct, no longer to terrorize the Galaxy. The war between the Dark Jedi and Luke?s New Jedi Order are all part of Star Wars: The Sequel Trilogy, Episodes 7, 8, and 9. In the Sequel Trilogy, the threat of the Dark Jedi is vanquished, eliminating the dark side of the Force forever.
Luke Skywalker and his sister, Leia Organa Solo, continued in their positions of leadership. 20 years after Episode 7, they entered into negotiations with the fierce Raverons of the Unknown Regions. The Raverons attempted to take over the Republic, breaking their negotiations. Luckily, the Raverons failed. Luke and Leia lived to be well over 100 years old. With Leia?s passing, Grone Tisal, Chief of Coruscant Secret Security, became the next elected Chief of State. The Jedi Order continued to prosper and protect the Galaxy under Luke?s son, Ben Skywalker. Peace was established throughout the Galaxy.
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 5:30 PM
hahahahaha ss rules!!!!
I'm his #1 fan!!!!
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 5:33 PM
Get a life guys...and # 1 "fan" Thanks a whole lot.
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 6:53 PM
awww no one replying?
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 8:38 PM
If we're gonna go to Hell and God will judge us for slamming you here (and Mommy), YOU ARE IN TROUBLE SUPERSHADOW! I think one of the commandments are "Thou shall not lie"? How would God punish a pathetic REATARD for lying to MILLIONS of people? AND KIDS?! OOOHHHHHHHH! Don't forget "Thou shall not bear false witness"! We all know you've done that plenty of times! Just give it up SS! You're a liar, and everyone knows it. There isn't an ounce of truth to the incredible LIES you claim. Your just as much a friend of Lucas as we are...
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2005 8:39 PM
It must be nice being your own #1 fan.
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 5:26 AM
"i'm not shadow.......i like shadow and he is cool.....so is God....i'll continue to fill this sob site with shadows stuff hahahahahah bastards"
Because.. You are a gay moron? Without a life?
Btw MAN you are so right! God is coool!!
Star Wars Episodes 7, 8, and 9 ARE TRUE!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 6:50 AM
Star Wars Episodes 7, 8, and 9 ARE TRUE!!!
Just look at this website for episodes 7, 8, and 9!! HA! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!!
http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/episode7/plot.html
RE: Star Wars Episodes 7, 8, and 9 ARE TRUE!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 7:34 AM
These poorly written scripts are fake and all the real SW fans know it.
SS his fans are dying out, that's why he posts less messages these days, the starwars hype is over and nobody visits his site anymore.
Mickey Suttle is as good as dead.
RE: Star Wars Episodes 7, 8, and 9 ARE TRUE!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 9:54 AM
You're an EXTREMELY intelligent person. I never even thought if it like that. SUPERSHADOW IS FINISHED! Shadowscourge will deliver the knockout punch. Send him hate comments EVERYDAY.
Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 10:24 AM
THE FALLEN HERO
THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
VICTORY OF THE FORCE
are the real you idiots because they represent Lucas's true vision of Star Wars. There the only sign of life towards the sequel trilogy.
RE: Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 11:04 AM
Nope, it only represents an insane man his vision.
As for you mister Suttle you are just giving a few last kicks and screams before dying and going to hell.
Why else would you constantly come here?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 11:06 AM
Mickey Suttle has done nothing good for Starwars, when you lie and get people to like your website on false pretenses, you are doing a disservice to real starwars fans. Like Elway said if you just stuck to the truth I am sure people would still like your site, I mean I think your a total fraud and at times I still find the ideas on your site intresting, of course at other times they are completely outrageous. Just get over it and stop trying to be something your not, its sad and pathetic and anyone with half a brain can find out how much of a fraud you are with a little research, put an end to the charade. Please.
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 2:06 PM
Chosen One, you're right as USUAL... Supershadow.com should be just a Star Wars appreciation site, keeping S.W. fans in tune. He could do so much GOOD for S.W., instead of downright DRAGGING it into the DIRT, which, unintentionally, he does. He just gives Lucas a bad name. Lucas doesn't make S.W. for just money. It's about what HE wants. Lucas would NEVER bad mouth his fans, even though they might be deserving. Lucas is a Class Act. All this shit of 'him' and Lucas resurrecting DEAD characters is insane. Why not bring Yoda back!? We all THINK he died of old age... Man, we're STUPID!... Haha! Supershadow (MICKEY SUTTLE) should be shot, burned, dismembered, and fed to a pack of starving carnivorous animals.
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 2:14 PM
WAH WAH WAHHH! Mommy, thoos nashty boyss on dtheatre keep mayking fun of meee! Mommy, help your wittle Mickey find shoomwheer to hide, PLEEEAASE! WWAAAAAHHH! Theey shaying bad thingsh about you too Mommy! (SOB,SOB), WAHHHHH! Mommy, my shite ish finished, Soopershadoo is GONE!! WAAAAAAAH,WAAAH(SOB,SOB)WWAAAAAAH! OHH Mommy?! Who are theesh 5 guysh at thee door?!
RE: John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 3:34 PM
well guys we will see for sure if supershadow is real or now soon.....hopefully...i iwsh lucas could confirm or deny him......if he has please tell give me a link for it! kk
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2005 8:51 PM
It is a shame us Dark Jedi Shadowscourge don't live close by each other. We are scattered to the corners of America. If we all lived close by on the east coast, we could, say, rent a car and drive to Carolina and pay Supershadow a visit! I'd beat Mickey in the head with SOMETHING! I'm gonna contact Lucasfilm the OLD FASHIONED WAY, and see what they will say about Supershit...
poor supershadow.. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 3:49 AM
http://utenti.lycos.it/superstupid/
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 8:32 AM
Darth Elway I don't live in america I live in England
And revenge of the sith is coming out on vhs......well in England anyway
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 9:02 AM
Were getting a load of supershadow supporters...or is it just superwanker himself
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 11:02 AM
Pardon me, Lord Beck. I don't know why, I didn't even think of that. I know two Shadowscourge members besides myself live in the U.S. Well, now I know one CAN buy ROTS on VHS. Thank the internet! And yes, it is Supershadow posting here, and he is his own #1 fan, too!
Those are the real scripts for 7,8,9. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 12:22 PM
The scripts are real and thats what the Sequels will be about. They will be about the end of the darkside forever. I'm not talking about the Sith order that was defeated in Episode VI-Return of the Jedi. I'm talking about the Dark Jedi the Dark Jedi are the bad guys now. The scripts do say George Lucas you know. I'm a supershadow fan 100% no matter what nasty bullshit any of you losers say. Lucas tells the fans anything they have questions about on supershadow. Boba Fett survived the sarlacc pit in ROTJ but lucas will add a new scene shot in Episode VI showing boba's escape.
Darth Crisis RE: real scripts reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 12:31 PM
Yes, and if I would write on my site that George Lucas wrote my fanfic script you would believe it too, wouldn't you? As for THOSE scripts, they are freaking boring, not even worthy writing a book about.
But I know this won't convince you because you are the starwars psychopath supershadow himself anyway.
I only want to tell you that you can't keep going on lying like this because you WILL get raped by George Lucas himself.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 12:33 PM
Who is the loser anyway, noob.
The first sequel reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 3:27 PM
Its already been confirmned.
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO to begin preproduction in 2014 for a release in May 2020
Loser!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 3:28 PM
Kiss my ass superscourge.
Asshole reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 5:30 PM
Darth Crisis they are real take my word for them. Not just Supershadow has those plot summaries for TFH,TRIC,VOTF but other websites as well I'm a god fearing man and my heart tells me they 100% acurate. I could prove there real.
www.thefallenhero.com
www.starwars7.com
there you go.
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2005 10:38 PM
It's 'Shadowscouge'. Idiots... I went to these reference sites S.W.7.com and I couldn't get the other one. I was surprised not to be directed to fuckface Supershadow, but S.W.7 turned out to be some cheap homemade B.S... My Girlfriend (NOT a FICTIONAL Beauty like S.S.'s, BUT ONE IN THE FLESH) who has ears in the Movie and Entertainment biz, heard from an Exec: 1)ALL sequel scripts on the internet are FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE! 2)King George DOES have plot outlines, and rough drafts. It was required to have the Clauses in contracts (such as Daniel's and Mayhew's), to prove actual intent on another trilogy. 3)Just because they are Drafts DOES NOT mean they will actually be made into movies. 4)These are TOP SECRET, property of Lucsafilm, therefore they WILL NOT BE LEAKED. Most of the scripts on other sites are the ones from Supershadow.com. 5)'That Guy' Supershadow, is a FAKE FAKE FAKE. 6)Why didn't I post this info for all of you sooner, that the scripts are fake?? Most of us here, especially Shadowscourge, KNOW THEY WERE FAKE ALREADY.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 7:29 AM
yes they are FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKEFAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
Dave reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 7:34 AM
Damn...reading all this bullshit gave me a good laugh!
RE: Dave reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 8:55 AM
OMG, Dave!! HOW NICE FOR YOU!!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 9:20 AM
Trust me.. The scipts are poorly written and (thank god) FAKE. Maybe some other sites have stolen SS' his bullshit information, and Mickey has some other sites too. But even if everybody in the world would say it is real it wouldn't change truth.
People who use SS info like midichlorean levels, jedi/sith history, dumbass scripts, on forums are always laughed at.
If you still believe SuperShadow.net is real you should search him up on google but as you probably are Mickey Suttle himself you should just get out of your little dream world.
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 11:48 AM
Lords Beck & Crisis, how are you guys? The people who think the scripts are real are just plain ignorant. I cannot believe there are so many fans of Supershadow, who really believe all that B.S. His scripts are as real as Darth Rage and Nebar Foxis. TOTALLY FAKE...
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 11:59 AM
I am battling supershadow morons everywhere on the internet, and I think they are quickly declining.
Take a look at superstupids page, Mickey is posting his scripts constantly to keep his little fans from reading he is fake.
If someone would hack his site now, he would probably give up for once and for all.
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 12:10 PM
Supershadow is WEAK now, Lord Crisis. With Shadowscourge's little efforts, S.S. has noticed us. He must be hit now. I send him hate EVERYDAY. Everyone must do that! The shit I send him is too funny. I can't stand him. SPEW MERCILESS VENOM on his comments box. After all, he deserves it anyway.
RE: John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 12:17 PM
Did you know he actually fooled me once when I was stoned! When I read his George Lucas for the first time I almost thought it was too much to just make up!! I was wrong, there was a guy who was this retarded..
RE: John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 12:18 PM
I mean the pages of GL interviews.
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 3:14 PM
I, too, thought it was real, when I first started using the computer and going online. But then, I started to read Star Wars stuff he would say, that I KNEW WAS TOTALLY LIES! He went too far with his lies! He should just be a Star Wars appreciation site. If so, WE WOULD PROBABLY LIKE SS.com too!!
P{lease reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 4:29 PM
There better be more star wars movies
Fuck You reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 4:30 PM
Fuck you people who say ther are not more star wars movies
Star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 4:37 PM
:stroker and hoop:
You son of a bitch
Beep suckin Mother Beepin Crack whore
Star wars
Episode 7 site it up reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 5:21 PM
Hey guys I typed in www.starwars7.com and there is already an Episode VII webpage up do you think it superasshole made the page or the domain site? I wonder.
It said coming soon... STAR WARS: RPISODE VII then is playing Star Wars music go see for yourself.
sorry. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 5:37 PM
I ment EPISODE VII not RPISODE VII.
wrong key.
No VII,VIII,IX!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 5:40 PM
You people are crazy George Lucas has said dozens of times there is no Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX it ends in RETURN OF THE JEDI(Episode VI). There will be 2 Star Wars tv shows and the 6 movies in 3d thats it. Its over why can't you guys get it. We all need to call Lucasfilm and tell all the secretaries and employees to do something about Supershadow do we can get rid of him for good. The fucking guy gets on my nerve.
RE: No VII,VIII,IX!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 7:43 PM
im sure that GL being the money guzzling sob that he is will make 7,8,9. lets just hope he has nothing to do with the scripts, cos' boy did he mess up I,II,and III. sigh. im going for a wank now.
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2005 11:47 PM
Ta-da! Cha-ching! That's the name of the Lucas' game. Once he realized the people wanted more Star Wars, HE MADE THEM. That's why there was a new trilogy. When ROTS comes to DVD, we all must make it like the biggest selling DVD ever. He must see that S.W. will make BILLIONS of dollars years after he is gone.
ENOUGH!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 1:54 AM
I've had it! All this stupid arguing over nuthing, is he making the 3rd trilogy or no? If he duzn't, we'll alwayz hav the kik ass games, if he duz, we'll hav even better kik ass games. Anywayz, that's wat I think.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 5:05 AM
Okay let me give you the low down, I would stake my life on this, eventually there will be three more movies and that will be it, there was an interview with Lucas that talked about him and Peter Jackson talking about scripts and Lucas himself admited that Starwars is the trilogy of trilogies and that there will be three, they may not be made while he is still alive, but he will have scripts made for them and they will be left in good hands, I personally think George should make a new movie and if the movie makes over 400 millon he should dontate half the profits to Hurricaine releif come on Starwars could help rebuild New Orleans. Whatever there will be new movies and thats that.
fool reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 5:40 AM
ya cos GL will make a film in a week and it'll be released and make millions in a day. u idiot
RE: fool reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 6:24 AM
What kind of nonsense is this?
Okay.. I will explain again, there IS a small chance Lucas will make the three damn movies, but I don't think he is going to use the stories from the EU books nor the SS scripts who are based on the EU books, George Lucas will write his own story and it will blow Mickey Suttles mind as Mickey can not imagen how much cooler those films would be.
BUT don't get your hopes up, maybe Lucas really IS tired of making more movies, maybe he will just keep it at Vader and Sidious deaths. Anyway, George Lucas would never spoil his new starwars story on the internet and he certainly wouldn't post them on the internet if the movies were to be shown in 2020!!
SuperShadow.net is just a Star Wars fanatic who went insane and wanted people to look up to him and make some money out of them and that is all he has ever been.
If any of you still believe the scripts are real you should pray to god that they are not, because they are fucking boring.
OH NO!! HE IS BACK!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 7:20 AM
But this comment to GL was pretty funny:
"LMFAO. 3 things: 1) I am a big fan of Star Wars, but no longer a fan of yours. 2) Your claim that you have no ego is preposterous, your arrogance is absolutely appalling! 3) Your sitting on a throne claiming perfection in your movies is stunning to me. You are a ****-clown of immeasurable proportions.
Don't worry, I don't expect you to have the ***-berries to put this up for you to comment on, you are a coward sir! But to show that I am not I will submit my name as a challenge to you, do you have what it takes to retort? Or do you hide behind this website picking and choosing unintelligent dribble from teens or younger for you to call losers and insane in life? Derrek A., Dallas, TX.
By the way The Empire Strikes Back is the best of the bunch, step aside from your egotistical subjective view and realize that you have one **** of an imagination, but lack decent qualities of a human being.
George Lucas: I find your comment to be hilarious. You drone on about my ego and arrogance. You obviously don?t know me as a person. Everyone who knows me describes me as the world?s greatest genius with the most compassion for my fellow human beings. I?m not greedy. I?m not intolerant. I?m not impossible to be around. I'm one of the good guys.
You are obviously very young. I?m surprised you are able to type at all because your brain couldn?t power a mouse droid. I wish you could see yourself as you really are, then you would never be critical of someone like myself who has contributed so much to society over the past 35 years."
Put things 2 rest reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 9:06 AM
This is George Lucas, there will b no more installments in the Star Wars saga. I'm tired of making movies and I'm going 2 retire from the movie making business September 23. If u don't bleev that I am George Lucas, watch the news on the 23 rd and all of u will see the truth. But I do appreciate my tru fans of Star Wars, thank you.
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 10:32 AM
Yes, George, I WILL watch the news like I do EVERYDAY on Sept. 23. However, George Lucas DOESN'T even use a computer, and I'm sure his vocabulary is better than mine.
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 11:27 AM
If Lucas is going to retire, he will sell the franchise with special conditions for BILLIONS of dollars. Then we will have new Star Wars before you know it. It might be the best thing for S.W. fans if he was to retire...
RE: Put things 2 rest reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 11:28 AM
JERKOFF
RE: Put things 2 rest reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 12:38 PM
If u don't bleev I'm George Lucas watch the news on the 23rd "Jerk off". Bsides, a Star Wars show is cumming soon.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 1:10 PM
If you are the real George Lucas go fuck yourself, you stupid pile of shit, only a fucking fool retires on a gold mine, people are dying all over the world and your tired of making billions of dollars, it must suck to be rich and can make a movie anytime and make nearly 400 million dollars 700 to 800 worldwide, boo hoo, stop being a fucking jackass, if you don't want to make movies that fine give someone the license and let them create some cool stories, we could have stories from the ancient jedi days or stories in the fast future of starwars, that have nothing to do with your current plot lines, people need jobs you have a way to give millions of people jobs, not just production crew, but advertising,merchandising,factory workers, starwars touches all facets of the work force stop being such a rich snobby prick who doesn't care about how much people like starwars, what other movie is so highly anticapated than starwars, I know your not the real george lucas but if you actually were maybe you could listen to someone who works hard everday to get by in this world and you are sitting on a fucking goldmine, you don't just make money for yourself but millions of people, so stop being such a selfish prick. And if you were the real george lucas I would say the same exact thing except without the profanity, Have a Fuckin great day.
The rumors end reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 1:34 PM
As u all know, there have been rumors of a Star Wars television show. B4 I retire that's the last Star Wars project I'll b involved in. So yes there will b a S.W. tv show, folowing the stories of: KOTOR, Crimson Empire w/ Kir Kanos, & a short saga in between ep1 & 2. Star Wars: KOTOR will be airing this fall on the Cartoon Network. But 2 all my tru fans, I hope u all enjoy the upcoming series. Also when I retire I will be selling my shares of the franchise, & I do hope that sum1 sumday rekindles the Star Wars saga.
Mail reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 2:25 PM
IF any1 wants 2 send me mail, I have an E-mail adress:GLstarwars@myspace.com
Please Mr. Lucas!!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 7:42 PM
Mr. Lucas why don't you just do one more Star Wars Trilogy the Sequels? People want to see more movies and your killing Star Wars. Its dying invain because of your old crippled ass. Theres have been dozend of signitures on a Star Wars: Episode 7,8,9 petition. Please Mr. Lucas make more movies or give at least another director like your friend spielberg to make the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy. I want another Trilogy. Please don't let Star Wars lay away in darkness. Just one more for the Trilogy of Trilogies.
John Elway/Shadowscourge-THE TEST reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 9:18 PM
Sooo, Mr Lucas, what is your take on Supershadow? Is Mickey Suttle, aka Supershadow, your best friend? Is it true you're his bitch like he says? What of his awful sequel scripts? Please tell us of Supershadow.
George Lucas/ Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 9:55 PM
Micky Suttle is a close friend of mine, we've known each other 4 years, but wen he asked me about the sequel trilogy I sat down and gave him that whole clone story bcuz I know wat kind of a person he is and I knew about the web site he was making. So in reality Micky, u're kind of my bitch, & u'll never find out my true Idea 4 the sequel trilogy.
George Lucas/Luke's cloning impossible reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 10:33 PM
Mickey, I finally took the time to look at the full scripts. When I read them I almost cried laughing so hard at the unbeleivable idea of Luke & Vader clones, u blew my little explanation of the sequel trilogy out of porportion. Y would the dark jedi want 2 clone leaders 4 them instead of taking the universe 4 them selves? Plus if u look close enough, when the hatch opens in the tube luke's in on besbin, he looks down at the besbin atmosphere and sees his hand plumit into it. (Science 101): & wat happens to anything when it falls into the atmosphere? It burns...that's what happens. Thus making it impossible 4 any1 2 clone Luke. Micky, I'm surprised u didn't catch that. If ant1 else saw that in the Empire Strike Back, pleez tell me so we can pick on little micky 4 his ignorance.
RE: George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 10:37 PM
So, all you're really saying is EVERYTHING on Supershadow's site is bullshit, except what would be considered to be actual Star Wars mythology (that EVERYONE already knows) from the prequel and classic trilogy, right? Therefore, you're saying you don't do 'Q&A' for him, and he had no role, production or otherwise, in the prequels, correct? So, then why would you let him impersonate you and besmirch your good name? 'You' have said some very vicious things about people on his site. So it's all lies, right??
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 11:16 PM
I've always suspected that it was Luke's hand, maybe still clutching the lightsaber, or some of his gear on the Bespin 'Vanes'. BUT, if it was supposed to be his hand, wouldn't it have fallen out of the hatch FIRST? It wasn't his pistol, he still had it in it's holster when he was hanging on the vane. It could have been gear, a piece of the vane, or his hand. A little ESB trivia here...
RE: George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 11:24 PM
He played a very important role in production, 1 of the most important... Subtitles. That's it.
RE: John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 11:36 PM
It was always his hand because we wanted 2 show the audience y they simply didn't find it and reattach it. But it played an important role in Return of the Jedi wen Luke cut Vader's hand off and it was a large revelation 4 Luke & y he didn't destroy his father & becom Palpatine's apprentice. The one mistake we made was wen Vader lifted Palpatine and threw him off the balcony wen he only had one hand and yet we had him use both. Also, these supposed Kybor krystals are another lie by Micky. Palpatine never had 1 around his neck in Episode III. If any1 has any guestions regarding Micky's site please feel free 2 ask.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2005 3:27 AM
So.. Someone is claiming to be George Lucas again.. This time even more illiterate than last time.
Dumbass SS fans! Give it up, he is a fucking retard, and I can say that because he is..
Jedi/Sith history is 90% made up, scripts/rough drafts are made up (and boring) and all interviews are stolen and made up (obviously).
Just look up supershadow on google and you will find out he is just an ADD moron.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2005 4:14 AM
Hey so called GL why are you at myspace.com you idiot. If if was the real GL I don't think he'll be at myspace.com. Your not the real GL and 99% of us know that (htey people that don't are probably stupid SS fans) you just a fat wanker who has nothing better to do than be a right RETARD. Go fuck your mom you fucking homosexual slob. YOU FUCKING DICK HEAD
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2005 6:22 AM
It takes the piss out of star wars but read this this is funny shit:
http://ter.air0day.com/?script=revengeofthesith
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2005 10:41 AM
Lord Beck & Crisis: I'm sure you've both seen Empire a hundred times. When Luke is hanging from the vanes, what is that thing that fell off? Was it A)his hand B)some of his gear C)a piece of the vane?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2005 1:20 PM
I would say I am pretty sure it is hand still holding the lightsaber, although, the picture is not clear enough to say that 100%, but I am fairly certian it is his hand clutching a lightsaber.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2005 7:35 PM
I always thought that's what it was...
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2005 11:03 PM
Yeah ya know I always thought it was, but also always wondered until you just metioned it however, I was never sure so I put the DVD in the computer and slow motioned it and thats what it was im pretty sure. Anyway Im glad you brought it up I have always meant to check that. Shadowscourge forever, Myspace.com sucks a big fat dick, PHANTOM GL go fuck yourself. September 23rd the day Shadowscourge kicks Mickeys ass for good. I feel another poem coming on Elway, lets hear it.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2005 11:51 PM
i would love it if is true, and it would be the perfect edding for star wars. the did to pg 13,7&8 and 9 rated R.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 12:04 AM
i would love it, if is true. and it would be the perfect end for star wars. they rated pg 13,7&8 and 9 rated R.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 2:31 AM
Yup, it were great if there was to be another trilogy, thank god SS doesn't really controls GL's ass, or we would have to wait 15 years and the story would suck ass, who wants the story to end with "and BOOM, the dark side was destroyed forever".
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 3:40 AM
Did you guys know that during Revenge of the Sith, Mickeys site had 9 million visitor in a month! Now it is about 30.000 in a month, and probably greatly decreasing.. Poor moron.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 7:36 AM
thats because more and more people are seeing that SS is a FAKE.
RE: Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 8:40 AM
The visitor peek was when the revenge of the sith came out, after that the that red line went straight to the ground, nobody cares anymore now the hype is over. Only maybe a few new young SW fans who suck his ass. When will SS finally quit his bullshit, doesn't he want a life? What if he met a girl? She wouldn't exactly think the site is cool.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 8:52 AM
star wars is never over and never will be over to the day I die and most probably past that as well. Millions of people like star wars. It is a mojor franchice and I think nits the biggest fiction franchice ever (it might be real). I could not imagine a world without star wars. It would be like a mars bar without chocolate. Star wars is my life. If star wars didn't exist what we be as big as this!? Star wars is truely awsome.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 11:31 AM
I think Supershadow was here to try to get the people who send him endless hate (LIKE ME), that is why he was posing as Lucas here to attempt to find who it was. That is why he wasn't REALLY bashing himself here. Mickey was in charge of subtitles in the prequels? NO... I didn't see anything in the credits of the domestic or overseas ones.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 11:50 AM
Just the name already.. SUPERSHADOW!!! Come to save the day!! And that dumb picture of him looking all serious and photo gay/model'ish. Hahaha!! He just a retarded clown!
But he actually takes himself serious wich is the funniest thing of all..
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 12:24 PM
Mickey Suttle is actually a fat, zitted out jughead, with no life at all. His site speaks much of his deluded mental state.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 12:33 PM
His site should be in the american national library as a momento to his insanety. People would laugh at him forever.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 12:41 PM
I still think fuck nut WAS supershadow but he wanted us to like him or something by saying sorry because NO ONE LIKES HIM. He has fans but someone sayed about how many people he gets on his web page but alot of them are to give him hate mail. websites say he just a over the top star wars fan but he's no star wars fan. If he even slightly like star wars he wouldn't give it a bad name like he hads. I bet he's a trekie or just a fat wanker who tried to get people to like him by setting up his website and saying he's going to make star wars but that made even more people hate him so he went against all star wars fans and abuses GL.
George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 1:28 PM
If u choose 2 call me phantom GL, that's fine. I will adopt the name, bubt I am most certain that I know the most about star wars movies cuz I'm the creator/biggest fan. Hence forth, my name shall be Phantom GL!
RE: George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 2:09 PM
George Lucas doesn't even have internet, and if he would post here he would probably be able to spell.
Instead of calling yourself phantom GL you could just immediately call yourself superSHADOW.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 7:21 PM
"Ohhhhh, I'm tha cweater/bigewst faan of Schtar Warsh." Why not just say I'm Supershadow?!?! REATARD. In case you are not aware 'Phantom GL', nobody here likes Supershadow...
Shadowscourge vs. Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2005 8:45 PM
Supershadow was home when he strolled down memory lane. He lives in a fantasy, he's totally insane. He remembers the times when he felt strong. Now his list of friends is not very long. Mickey contemplated his next move as he sat on the floor. Suddenly 5 Dark Jedi smashed through the door. It was Shadowscourge, they had Supershadow trapped. Mickey was so scared, in his pants he crapped. Five Lightsabers ignite, such a bright light. Shadowscourge had him now, we had won the fight. As we were starting the slaughter, entered Superwhore, with perfume she had gotten from the dollar store. Mickey was happy his Mom saved him, imagine the luck. Supershadow's Mom said 'Downstairs guys, I wanna fuck!" Superwhore was a hooker, that was her job. We gangbanged her hard, after all, she's a slob. We all shot loads of hot cum in her eye. Then little Mickey started to cry. Chosen One said "Your website is WACK." Darth Elway said "Cut your shit or we'll be back." Shadowscourge left, returning to their Cruiser. Now Superwhore was with her son, the big loser. Mickey asked "Mommy, what do we do now?" Superwhore said "Elway has a huge dick, wow!"
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2005 4:45 AM
You really have talent boy! You should make a Mickey Shuttle theme song!
His website updated again btw.. This time again with his "Who is Yoda refering to" nonsense.. He really thought it could be Mace Windu when Yoda said "another one there is, mmmh..", what a moron........
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2005 4:32 PM
I just read somewhere that Supershadow.com is ran by Lucasfilm Employees. I saw this on the Star Wars section of Answerdog...
RE: John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 6:57 AM
WTF?? Are you serious?
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 7:58 AM
Yup. I saw it on Answerbag.com, see for yourself. It said: "Supershadow.com is a site ran by Lucasfilm employees as kind of like a hobby..." It also said different people answer the Q & A, that is why the responses vary from time to time. If you search Supershadow, you will find this as the 4th or 5th find. That is how I saw it. Check it out guys, and tell me what you think.
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 9:27 AM
I think it's pretty stupid, whenever I posted the link to this site on SS.net he came here.
And employees would never make fun of George Lucas the way Mickey does.
People have been hunting him down forever, the site is registered at Mickeys name and I think the site always has the same way of writing (bragging).
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 9:50 AM
I have heard the theory before, that SS.com was ran by Lucasfilm employees, because it is a joke. Then it makes sense, we have been wondering why Lucas never shut it down. HOWEVER, I have seen on many online 'Encyclopedias', "Supershadow is the internet alias of Mickey Suttle, a S.W. fanatic...', then they show the pic of a fat, zitted out JUGHEAD, sitting smuggly in a chair at his cubicle (HAHAHA!). It is possible that it's true or just a theory. I think it's just a theory. I have heard too many stories for that to be true. Like the one I read and posted HERE of him stealing a pic of a neighbor in her prom dress and posting it on his site as his GIRLFRIEND! HAHA! WHAT A DICK!!
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 11:02 AM
Yes, he was caught with the whole GF thing numerous times! Though this one is taking very long..
About the whole answerbag thing, anybody can unfortunatly post an answer there, I see no evidence backing the thing up, but I think it was posted by a deluded guy/pranxter or even Mickey himself!
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 11:10 AM
YES, I never thought that HE HIMSELF could have put that there. Excellent theory. That makes even more sense! And it doesn't matter to me who it is,I HATE SUPERSHADOW.COM either way for their lies.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 11:15 AM
It doesn't really matter either way. Due to popular demand, the beloved 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore' series will continue. SOMEONE is Supershadow (Mickey), therefore there is a Superwhore...
RE: John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 12:22 PM
Someguy talked to Mickey's mother once, and she said her son lead the StarWars.com site, she is either deluded by Mickey too or a complete retard like her son.
I read the story on KMC forums. At the official SS thread.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2005 7:43 PM
HAAAA! His Mom is a sucker too!!!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2005 10:04 AM
Hello, you are mom of Mickey? (Superwhore: Uhmm, uhmm, yes I am!) So is it true what they say? Has Mickey become a successfull internet leader? (Superwhore: Uhmmm... Yes, yes! He now owns the official starwars site and is very successfull at life!!) But was't he a former homosexual turned insane? (Superwhore: As an extreme christian, I am deeply offended by that statement! Who told you that?) Beh, everybody knows he had a relationship with Jar Jar Binks..(Superwhore: He is still married with tres cool photo models, jar jar was one of them!) Are you telling me Jar Jar is female? (Superwhore: uhmmm.. yes yes, exactly!!) Miss Suttle, your sun is a fraud!! He does not own starwars.com, he owns a retard fanfiction site presented as factual!! (Superwhore: You are retarded, right?) WHAT!!! How dare you? You fucking bitch!!!? (Superwhore: You are just jealous and you have a loser life, my sun on the other hand is very successfull at life.) Ha! Successfull at making young starwars fans cry, bitch! (Superwhore: What are you talking about mister? He teaches them the true meaning of starwars!) The meaning of stupid, you mean, beeitch, FUCK YOU!! (Superwhore: HA! You have no idea what you are talking about have you?) I'm telling you.. He acts like George Lucas and calls everybody losers if they don't share his opinions!! (Superwhore: You are wrong, Mickey is tres cool.) Shut your mouth BITCH!! (Superwhore: This conversation is going nowhere, you dear sir are retarded. End of story. Case closed.) #@$FUCK*@$#*!!!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2005 10:06 AM
Damn, that bitch..
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2005 10:17 AM
Lord Crisis, that is TOOOO funny! 'Interview with Superwhore', that's great!!!
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2005 10:24 AM
Did she suck & fuck after that interiew like she usually would, Lord Crisis? I would think so, after all 'Mom of Mickey' IS Superwhore, and if interviewing one called Superwhore, I would think so...
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2005 10:37 AM
She totally pawned me, I was defenceless.. *sob*
The Phantom Menace reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2005 2:47 PM
I think poor little Mickey has turned to the retarded side of the force. & there's no way he'll ever b turned back...
Fuckin retard
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2005 8:27 PM
(Hey, SS, I just wanted to thank you and George for Revenge of the Sith. Supershadow:Our pleasure.) What the hell is he thinking?! He truly is from the 'Retarded Side'...
This sucks.. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 8:46 AM
November 1st can't get here fast enough. (SuperShadow: Tell us about it.) Anybody that bashes Star Wars needs a light-saber ***** and be tossed in the Sarlaac Pit. (SuperShadow: As they all deserve. Hahaha.) Lucas and Shadow are the greatest film writers of all time! (SuperShadow: Nobody disputes this.) Fraternally yours, Darth Starmer. (SuperShadow: Tres cool Sith name.)
Please send this to GL. (SuperShadow: This will be forwarded to Lucas.) In Episode 7 - 9 can there be Ewok Jedi and Wookiee Jedi or more species of Jedi? That would rock the Ewok Jedi could be like Yoda fast and stuff I would love to buy an Ewok with a light saber. (SuperShadow: Yeah, Lucas has already stated he will allow an Ewok and Wookiee Jedi in the sequel trilogy. An Ewok Jedi would be a devastating opponent.)
Wow! Mickey, tres bien!
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 10:11 AM
EWOK JEDI?! HAHAHAHA! That is almost the dumbest thing I've ever heard on SS.com.
The Phantom Menace reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 11:04 AM
I'm sorry, but I don't think Ewoks have the brain capacity to even leave Endor, much less wield a damn lightsaber. No one wood speak thier language since they're primitive. I'm not that sure about Wookie Jedi tho, I mean I heard a rumor about the Wookies being very close to the force, but I don't think there's gonna be a Jedi Wookie, much less a sequel trilogy.
To: SuperShadow
Give it up dude, no one beleives your bullshit scripts...
SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 12:00 PM
I'm sick of u guys makin fun of me and me mom bcuz I'm more well informed about Star Wars than any of u. But I'll be putting new scripts up on my site. Lucas is making a trilogy b4 Episode 1. It's about how Chancellor Palpatine became a sith & how Mace windu & chewbacca formed the jedi council. So u guys need to stop or I'll show George what u're all writing about him. Oh yea, the whole retarded side of the force is so childish, grow up.
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 1:13 PM
("WAH,WAH,WAHHHHH! I'm schick o' yoou guysh makin' fun o' mee an' my Mommyee, I hate yoou! I's gonna tell Lucash to schtop makin' Schtar Warsh! Aggggh! WAH,WAHHHH!)
John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 1:18 PM
Well, you're tired of our Bullshit, we (and mostly the ENTIRE S.W. community) are sick and tired of YOURS... If you just stopped the RIDICULOUS lies, we would probably LIKE YOU, because we ALL like the same thing, S.W. (Somebody send this to him so he actually reads it. I sense Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VI, if there is not a response to this soon.)
SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 1:27 PM
Just wait until episode Zero cames out. The storyline is so good, I've always wanted to know how chancelor palpatine becums evil.
John Elway to Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 2:25 PM
What are you talkin' about?! And I wonder what happened to 'Phantom GL'. Gee, he had a short lifespan...
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 2:31 PM
HOLY SHIT...HOLY JESUS... OH MY GOD... There might be truth to this. I just read somewhere (NOT SS.com) that there will be Star Wars Ep.0: Midochlorians in Theaters May 2007. Can ANYONE (besides SUpershadow) confirm this!? I KNOW that it sounds crazy, and I'm sure that SS will claim responsibility for it. SOMEBODY check into this!
The Phantom Menace to John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 3:02 PM
Is there actually gonna be a Episode zero? Would there be a trilogy? And y the fuck would any1 care about how Palpatine became evil? It's so stupid. SuperShadow is an Idiot of the highest caliber. If u find the site that says anything about it, post it so we can check it out.
The Phantom Menace reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 3:11 PM
I found the star wars zero thing it's kinda gay & I'm pretty sure SuperShadow had nuthin 2 do with this 1. Go 2 this exact adress and u'll see it, it's really dumb tho.
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/05/episode_0_midichlorians.html
John Elway to T.P.M reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 4:40 PM
I think that's where I seen it. I will continue research, and report any other findings here.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 7:34 PM
I checked that out, and it's horrible. That is not where I saw it. It sounds like a cartoon, or something. And not a cool cartoon like The Clone Wars.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2005 9:08 PM
This now proves that Supershadow is a fake, not that we thought he was real, anyway. If there was info for him to be had on Episode 0, he would've had it there, before anybody else. Touche!
RE: SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2005 5:32 AM
This guy is phantom George Lucas again and this time it is not the real Supershadow, this guy can't even type, he must be a gay and retarded fan of Mickey.
The real SS almost never makes a spelling error and he only comes when I order him to come.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2005 8:22 AM
OOOoooooooohhhh PLEEEEeeeeeezzzzeeee!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2005 9:47 AM
Hello, secret radio contact established? (SuperWhore: I hear ya, boy!) Great. So let's continue our conversation. (SuperWhore: Sure, boy! Fine by me!) So do you finally believe your son doesn't work at starwars.com? (SuperWhore: He made his own starwars site and he has more visitors then starwars.com ever will, they are so jealous) Yeah, sure they are, but uhmm.. SuperWhore, you do know his site only gives made up answers to all those kids? (SuperWhore: Oh, sure! I am pretty smart you know!) Sure you are.. But don't you think it is wrong that Mickey fools everybody and such? (SuperWhore: No, not at all, I think it is all according to George Lucas his vision, Mickey knows, his IQ is 4 million, I know that, he told me so!) No!! It is not according to George Lucas his vision, dumbass bitch!! He just makes all this shit up to have people suck up to him!! (SuperWhore: Hmmm.. Sucking.. So do you want me to suck your dick?) What!!? We're having an interview!! (SuperWhore: I don't care, I'm nymphomaniac, I do it for free! But your son used to ask money for his bullshit, I know people who actually fell for it!! That is unacceptable, he is a fucking asshole!! (SuperWhore: What a muscular body you have..) AAAH!! What are you doing?? (SuperWhore: Mmmh HaHAAhaha! You like that don't you?) I am trying to interview you, you crazy bitch!! (SuperWhore: Fuck that!! I want you inside!! What iz you gay or something? Don't you want some of that?) Oh hell.. C'mon Bitch!! (SuperWhore: Ohhhohohoh!! Yeah!! That's more like it!!) Yeah, fuck that retard son of yours, he'll get himself killed anyhow. (SuperWhore: Tres hot!) I agree! (SuperWhore: ultra mega Killer-cool this is, rage on, mister sith) Shut down, radio contact with Dtheatre, this interview went down the drain again, damn it!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2005 10:00 AM
I looked on the BBspot site, I think the story is just a parody thing, I saw this Star Wars quote list on that site too and that was a joke too.
It would be cool though if there would be a movie about the KotOR, I haven't played the games but the siths I've seen are pretty cool.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2005 7:19 PM
Lord Crisis, you are the MAN... that is too funny! We all love Superwhore like that! I also must recommend Kotor I&II, as possibly they could be two of the best games ever. That is the ONLY reason I got an X-Box, and would even think about a 360.
SuperShadow to everyone reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 1:13 AM
U guys need 2 stop writing about me & slandering my good name, if u don't stop I'll just contact the host of thissite & have him pull the plug on this message board.
The Phantom Menace reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 1:27 AM
Mickey... Shut up.
(Not directed toward S.S/Mickey) If any of u had a chance to make a sequel trilogy with Lucas, what would the storyline be?
RE: The Phantom Menace reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 2:38 AM
I would have a clone of Luke w/ black hair and his name would be Anakin. The story would be about the Republic rebuilding itself. And Anakin would constantly attack Luke on all of his mission to other worlds.
9-11 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 3:25 AM
Well guys, it's September 11th, now it's time 4 me 2 go out and celebrate! My hat goes off 2 those S.O.B.'s that were killed, but who really cares, I'm alive and they're not. Hahahahahahahaha!!! Anyways... HAPPY 9-11!
RE: 9-11 /John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 8:39 AM
Your stupidity is only overshadowed by your ignorance...
RE:SuperShadow/John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 8:42 AM
What good name?! You are known throughout the Star Wars world as a pathetic liar. NOBODY cares what you gotta say. You're a silly jackass, and we all know it.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 8:50 AM
A new Star Wars I think would be cool if there were all new Jedi in the future, with Ben Skywalker and Anakin Solo. But, the old guys (Han, Leia, Luke, etc.) would have small parts, Luke obviously would have a bigger part, as he would be Jedi Master. It could center on some of Luke's apprentices turning to the Dark Side. ANYTHING but the horrid scripts from SS.com!
The Phantom Menace to John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 8:58 AM
Can u shed some light on the whole Boba Fett/Sarlaac pit thing? Wen Boba fell in did he die? Cuz in Jedi academy he was alive...very alive. If he did survive how the hell did he get out of that shit?
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 11:01 AM
What I know is: 1)The books (Except Movie adaptions) and games DO NOT reflect Lucas' vision. The only Games Lucas' says is actual S.W. mythology is KOTOR I&II, and the ones that happen BETWEEN S.W. movies, not afterwards (such as Jedi Outcast). If Boba is alive in those he's still VERY DEAD. 2)The only place you will find Lucas saying he is alive is SS.com, therefore it's not true. I heard him say himself that if he knew how popular he would become, he would be alive. 3)Lucas WILL cover Boba Fett's life in several 'chapters' in the TV show. 4)Jango Fett proves Boba is dead. That is the whole existence for him, as a tribute, and to show Boba's life in the beginning. 5) Who knows, Boba himself could have had offspring for all we know. Perhaps in future S.W. there will be a new Fett. This is entirely possible, and can happen.
RE: SuperShadow to everyone reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 12:14 PM
"U guys need 2 stop writing about me & slandering my good name, if u don't stop I'll just contact the host of thissite & have him pull the plug on this message board."
Good name? You are the worlds biggest moron! And howcome you are using all these numbers these days, I don't think you are the real SuperShadow.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 12:20 PM
According to the extended universe Boba escaped the sarlacc being because his armor protected him and the digestive system of the animal takes thousand years (kind of far fetched all to my opinion though) and a question about KotOR! Do you get to fight Darth Nihilus too?
Oh yeah.. And I married SuperWhore today! I am now Mickey Suttles abusive father!!
The Phantom Menace reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 12:56 PM
Thanx Elway, I always wanted to kno the truth. I mean he's my favorite character, and I always wanted to kno. Oh yea, is Shadow Scourge like a club or sumthing? cuz I want to join. So like send me an invite or sumthin.
RE: The Phantom Menace reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 3:45 PM
No, this so called thread is owned entirely by shadowscourge, everybody who hates Mickey Suttle is as good as a member here.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge-T.P.M. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2005 9:03 PM
Shadowscourge is a group of Dark Jedi, eternally dedicated to shutting down Supershadow.com FOREVER. We are also known on occassion to all Gangbang Mrs. Suttle, Supershadow's Mom, who is Superwhore. This is just a job perk. There are currently some of us who are on Hiatus, or attacked by Supershadow or something (C.O., D.L., where are you?) You too will need a Sith name, T.P.M, I thought of Darth Menace, but whatever you want, you can post with it now! A new member will give me inspiration to create another one of Shadowscourge's epic adventures, 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VI'. Darth Elway+ Chosen One+ Drunklightsaber+Darth Crisis+ Darth Beck+------= Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the galaxy, and eternal enemy of Supershadow and his lies.
SuperShadow answering questions thruthfully reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2005 6:47 AM
Hey SS! Huge fan of the site.(SuperShadow: I rock so hard everybody loves me) By the way, it?s spiritually comforting to know that there is a place to discuss these great topics.(SuperShadow: Duhh..) To question # 1. Since there is kyber crystals in the expanded universe, what is the Jedi equivalent to the kyber crystals as my understanding allows that the "universe is bound by the harmony and lack thereof of the light and dark side of the Force?"(SuperShadow: I will not answer this moronic question) # 2 Is it also possible for the Crimson Guard to play a role in the Star Wars T.V. series as they would have the fiercest vengeance level of anyone besides "Lord Vader" at the lost of the Emperor and they would be the most heavily trained troops of any individual in the Empire besides the apprentice of the Sith Lord?(SuperShadow: These red guards rock my world so hard I almost came when I read your question!) # 3 My last and final question which symbolizes the three trilogies which shall exist as testament to the brilliance to the first six shall be is more of a drunken which could be golden for the triple trilogies suggestion that when Luke (in Episodes 7, 8 &9) meditates with the Force that the images of Anakin Skywalker appear to Luke as the ultimate symbol of the light side of the Force advising him if not on occasion just as Obi-Wan did in "A New Hope" except more powerfully as he is the offspring of the fulfiller of the ancient Jedi prophecy.(SuperShadow: What the fuck? Your last question didn't even make any remote sense at all!) Thanks and may God bless you and Mr. Lucas' families as well as all those on the small planet on which we all share!(SuperShadow: God freaking loves me and I will think about you when I have hot homo-sexual sex with Lucas) Ryan H. 20 years old Jax, FL USA. "May the Force Be With You, SS." E-Mail moron@gaymail.net. I'd love the opportunity to audition for a part ten years apart if possible thanks and keep the movement growing I know I will!(SuperShadow: You will have an equel chance in playing a part in the sequel trilogy, but you have to suck it! Love you killer cool pal SuperShadow)
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2005 10:54 AM
MAN!! That's funny!! Psychological sexual problems apparently run in the family in the Suttle house. Mickey is gay and wants to fuck Jar-Jar, his Mom likes orgies and gettin brutally gangfucked... What a diturbed family.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2005 8:45 AM
Yes, it's quite horrible that today's trailor trash has computers..
dude reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2005 5:16 PM
what the hell
gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2005 5:17 PM
who ever reads this is gay
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2005 9:27 PM
Well, at least two crappy posts in two days shows me that SOMEONE still comes here...
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2005 10:05 AM
Darth Beck emailed me a while ago that he lost the URL to this site, I send it to him, but he still hasn't come around..
At least there will always be some random idiots..
re:Lord Crisis/John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2005 11:07 AM
I know it's not easy to find this page anymore (thanks Supershadow?), but I did. I sent it to C.O. and D.L. too.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2005 12:34 PM
I still have this page bookmarked from the time this page was 3600 comments large, full of sloppy monkey bullshit. I still don't know why that kid called himself sloppy monkey but he sure was annoying.
John Elway re:Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2005 6:56 PM
I think Sloppy Monkey is a sexual position...
Chosen One No Longer reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2005 8:16 PM
I have returned thanks to Darth Elway who gave me the site, Mickey is clever and elimanted easy access to the site it took me awhile to figure out how to get back here. Supershadow is a fatherless bastard, whose mother has fucked countless thousands of druken losers that is why he makes up the lies to cover all of his pain inside. He has angered me to the breaking poing i am chosen one no longer but have now decided to take my full sith name "arise Lord Vader" From now on I will go by DARTH VADER
DARTH VADER aka Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2005 8:22 PM
I vote Darth Menace into Shadowscourge you are now a full fledged member pledged to destroying Mickey Suttle, everything Mickey says is B.S. and he must be punished with countless fury email him daily tell him how he is a loser and how we fuck his mom and how he knows less about starwars than my 2 year old son. Down with Mickey a worthless pile of stinky bantha fodder. Ha..Ha..ha.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2005 9:42 PM
Chosen One has returned, thank the Force. Mickey thinks he's smart, but Shadowscourge will NOT be so easily defeated. Darth Menace hasn't been here in a while, too. I hope everyone comes back soon, so I will get inspiration for Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VI...
DARTH VADER aka Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2005 10:27 PM
Mickey,
M- is for Moron
I- is for Idiot
C- Cant Spell worth shit
K- Knows nothing about
starwars.
E- Everyone knows hes
a fake.
Y- YOU WILL BE
VANQUISHED ONCE
AND FOR ALL BY
SHADOWSCOURGE.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2005 11:09 PM
Very cool, Chosen One!
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 7:50 AM
HELLO EVERYONE I'M BACK lol
Thanks Darth Crisis for the Url i usually get here on google but its not on there no moe but now i took the clever opion and added it to my favorites.
I say phantom menace should join and we all want shadowscouge v superwhore VI
I'll see if i can get D.L on
T.P.M. New Title reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 8:57 AM
My Sith name is Darth Xanatos! No more phantom menace.
Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 9:46 AM
It is safe to say now, WE HAVE RETURNED!
The Chosen One+
Darth Elway+
Drunklightsaber+
Darth Crisis+
Darth Beck+
Darth Xanatos=
Shadowscourge, the most feared Dark Jedi in the Galaxy, and we will not stop until we bring about Supershadow's doom...
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 9:49 AM
'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VI' WILL be on it's way soon. Unfortunately right now, I'm sick as a dog... DAMN MOM OF MICKEY! I think Superwhore gave this to me...
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 12:24 PM
Mickey is trying to disrupt this thread. It was extremely hard for me to find it again, but don't worry. I addaed this page as my favorites.
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 1:00 PM
I forgot to ask, how do we get a hold of each other bsides this site?
Darth Omicron reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 3:04 PM
Xanatos told me about this thread and I'm impressed. All of u hate Suttle almost as much as I do. A long time ago wen Ep1 came out I thought Suttle was a genious. 4 about 2 years I was led around by that fucking idiot. Now, I'm hear 2 lend any help I can.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 3:27 PM
Seven members in Shadowscourge would be great! 7 is also my favorite ## for obvious reasons!
Darth Omicron reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 3:44 PM
I think we should set up a site.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 7:44 PM
Okay forget Darth Vader its back to Chosen One, I can't give up on a good thing, in fact I might be wrong, but wasn't it my hatred for Mickey that got this all started. Of course Darth Elway has been around the longest and he invented the name shadowscourge, but I think Chosen One might have been the inspiration. I definatley think we should make our own site, but I have no idea how to go about that, let alone the time to devote to such a project, but it would be Awesome, and I have suggested it before to Darth Elway. We are strong and growing stronger everyday, I would love to not only bash on Mickey but talk about Starwars between all of us. Shadowscourge the most feared group in all the galaxy, Mickey we are growing and I sense the fear in you. By the way nice to have you back Darth Beck I myself couldn't get on the site for sometime I kept trying to type in the address Elway sent me, but then I realized hey genius all you have to do is click on it and so I did and now I am back ready to tell it like it is about the pimple headed geek know as Mickey Suttle.
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 9:18 PM
If we put together a site, I'm sure with all of us we use our knowledge of Star Wars, rival S.S.'s bullshit, on top of that we can bash him. We jus need sum1 to set up a site, then I can get all sorts of shit goin
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2005 11:48 PM
No more Darth Vader, huh? GOOD! I didn't wanna say anything but... YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE! I've thought of the site idea before. It would be GREAT if we could STEAL stuff from SS.com and put it on ours, like he does to EVERYONE! Perhaps Drunklightsaber can help with this I think. He made up a bunch of stuff before. I would do it myself, but I wouldn't really have time to maintain it and stuff. If we all lived closer, this would be easier. I will begin working on the latest sexual escapades of shadowscourge in 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VI'. I've been flu-stricken this week. In my sickened state, my Force powers are weak, so inspiration is low... welcome back, everyone.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2005 6:53 AM
Based on an actual post on mickeys site:
Hey Mickey wazzaaa? (SuperShadow: Fuck you asshole.) Because you and Lucas are taking too long creating the next episodes I am beginning on them myself (SuperShadow: Good luck, ultra loser!) I have a rich uncle so I can do that, ha! (SuperShadow: You are a jealous loser at life, stop wasting my scoring time.) Your little scripts were friggin stupid, I am going to show Mon Calamari, Rodia and Nar Shaddaa in the real next episodes. In episode 8 the heroes will hunt down an infamous intergalactic network site manager who thinks he's the shit, he obtained a lightsaber himself but he accidently cut off his own penus, therefor being so obsessed with scoring (SuperShadow: Fuck you, asshole.) and Jar Jar Binks is finally tortured to death by the cloned emperor (SuperShadow: Only Anakin and Luke will be cloned, you are not representing Lucas' vision and Jar Jar will not die because he is the bomb, everybody loves him, he gets the most fanmail of all SW characters ever, he will not die in any new movies.) and there will be new spectacular weapons like Light-whips, light nunchucks and light throwing stars (SuperShadow: Sounds mega lame, hahaha!!) and everybody will love my movies and will not even want to see your stupid gay-ass fake sequel trilogy.. I will make you look like scum of the lowest parts of Nar Shadaa!! HAHAHA!! (SuperShadow: Fuck YOU YOU JEALOUS ASSHOLE!! TURD MUNCHER PARROT POO!!! I will make the next trilogy with Lucas and we will go DOWN IN history as the foremost mega geniuses of our times!!! You will mean nothing!!) Although you are never scoring now, when I make fun of you in my movies you will never get laid, loser. (SuperShadow: Hahaha!! Talk to the hand, I look like a greek god and date models who look like Jar jar Binks, you can never hurt me, hahaha!!) All because you are delaying your little movies to 2020 whatever you are stupid, the heroes in my sequel trilogy will be Darth Elway, Darth Crisis, Darth Beck, Chosen one etc. And you will be played by a look a like of your self. Ps. Mickey Suttle.. You are retarded..(SuperShadow: This will never happen!! Like fine wine my stories will ripe and be the best and I will go down in history as the mega genius of a thousand steven hawkings and I will score forever you loser at life!! HAHAHA!! You dumbass parrot brain sloppy monkey DUMB ASSHOLE SUCKER BITCH MORON TURD MUCHNER FOOL!!!!!1!1!!!!)
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2005 9:36 AM
It's already been a year since this thread started. I'm impressed that we can keep it going like this.
Darth Omicron reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2005 9:56 AM
Force whips, nunchucks, & throwing stars? That would completely ruin the series. Being an Ex-follower of Suttle's, he'll probably steal that idea and claim it as his own. The people who beleive he is truth, are deluded, but I beleive if we get our names out there and spread truth. His followers numbers will decrease. So I propose we vote if we want a site or not. Just post a message with the title "All in favor", then put your name in the message saying "yes" or "no". Then afterwards we can get everything started.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2005 11:11 AM
I will speak to Drunklightsaber about this.
All in favor reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2005 11:21 AM
Darth Xanatos
Yes
In favor of the creation of the site.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2005 12:22 PM
I, in favor too. BUT, can it be done? And who will do it?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2005 3:21 PM
Im in favor, somebody create it and I will try to go there almost everyday, as long as it doesn't suck and with the name Shadowscourge attatched how could it. All my regards to Darth Elway get well soon we await your most brilliant stories, the fun never ends when Darth Elway begins his stories. I know what will inspire Darth Elway a win by the Broncos tomorrow, so everyone say a prayer to whatever you belevie in so that Elway can be inspired. Also Darth Crisis I havn't talked to you much, sorry not sure why, but I have to say your post have been great I find them very entertaining. It seems the only one who has not returned is D.L. maybe hes mad, I got kicked out of the rejin alliance because I didn't go there anymore. I hope they build there lightsaber someday, but I would rather just come on this site and bash on Mickey it is so much more mindless than trying to figure plasmation genration, and finding power supplies for lightsabers. Come back D.L.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 7:21 AM
I'm in favor for the site and welcome to our new members ill ask D.L to come here
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 8:52 AM
I think it's great if there will be more anti SS sites, as long as they can be found on google because Mickeys site almost always appears at the top when you search for the sequel trilogy for example. And it's true that Mickey steals most of his boring SW idea's from the kids who post on his site, just like when some kid (one of many) said it is possible that mace survived, the week after that, Mickey had already claimed that whole thing as his own mega genius idea, he's such an annoying asshole.. Especially when he makes Lucas look like a money grabbing demon who laughs at his own fans. Maybe if one of you would make a site we could greatly exagurate this Lucas thing Mickey always does, it might be a funny idea for a spoof. Or we could just make a larger information site about SS, as long as it appears whenever someone searches in google.
One thing though.. I have heard that Mickey is known for hacking other peoples sites, but I don't know, personally I don't think he really can.
So.. I see everyone is back here? Great! Although this page is actually a public comment page, it's pretty cool that we can still go on like this.
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 8:58 AM
Thanks, and yeah, I originally came there because I thought we could talk SS there, I too have already had a warning that if I didn't post in 24 hours that I would be kicked out.. Pretty strange policy, but whatever, I hope they keep discussing the lightsaber thing, but I'm not quite seeing them making scientific breakthroughs though (but who knows!!).
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 10:30 AM
I think SS (the wanker) can hack into sites
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 11:19 AM
I don't think D.L. will be coming back...
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 11:49 AM
why?
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 11:56 AM
He told me he's too busy with Rejjin to come here. Whatever...
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 12:03 PM
If sum1 buys a domain, could we all build it, or just the guy who buys it?
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 12:07 PM
I don't think that really matters. Once it is started, we could all pitch in. Shadowscourge is now 6...
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 12:18 PM
Who r the members?
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 1:29 PM
John Elway's Shadowscourge Sith alter-ego will be Darth Chronic henceforth.
Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 1:40 PM
The Chosen One+
Darth Chronic+
Darth Crisis+
Darth Beck+
Darth Omicron+
Darth Xanatos=
The Dark Jedi Shadowscourge, Supershadow's Arch-enemy, and his Mom's sexual buddies... I don't think D.L. is returning.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 8:51 PM
Ooops. Darth Chronic is taken. Darth Elway was meant to be...
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 10:02 PM
yes it is true
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2005 11:50 PM
I've seen advertisements for starting a website domain for as little as $5 bucks. My girlfriend says if you agree to post other advertisements, it is free once it is up...
Then, perhaps we could take turns on maintaining the site, like I'll take Tues., Chosen One Wed., etc. This way it wouldn't be too time consuming on everyone. Just an idea.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2005 7:26 AM
Yes some dormains are free and some you have to pay money for
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2005 9:01 AM
It sounds great Darth Elway, I nominate Darth Elway as the leading member of our dark jedi council. Of course all members of the circle he is just kind of the figure head like Mace Windu. At least thats my vote. No offense to the others it just seems like Elway posts the most and keeps us coming back. As for D.L. he was never really Shadowscourge he was to connected to the Rejin Alliance, farewell D.L.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2005 10:54 AM
Thank you for the props, Chosen One. You and I are the founding members, that's it. I'm not much of a Compuwiz, so I'm probably not the best one for the job of creating a website for us, though. I'm still sick, as my Force powers are weak now, hopefully soon I can devote more time to things. Drunklightsaber could have done it easily...
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2005 11:57 AM
I don't think we can all work on the site together, but I'd be glad to send in some weird SS spoof posts once in a while!
Maybe if we could have some forum, we could all be moderators as another thought.
I just don't know dudes.. But if we could have a site, it would be important if google could place us at the top like shadows site.
So that SS doesn't get more visitors who are lured in when searching for the sequel trilogy for example..
Darth Xanatos (Q & A) 4 All reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2005 1:24 PM
Q1: Who's gonna buy the domain?
Q2: Who's gonna be the main person to keep it up and running? (I'll do it)
Q3: What's the site gonna feature?
A1: I wish I could buy the domain, but I'm as broke as a joke.
A2: My bro used to build sites for folks, and tought me sum shit so I could run it.
A3: If we do make this site I think it should feature Star Wars facts, supershadow stories, and other shit.
Oh yeah, if we make the site it should be able to be viewed by all, also people should be able to sign up as members to get exclusive shit. The members should be ranked like Padawan/Jedi Knight/Jedi Master/Jedi Council member(us). Please everyone give me sum feedback and tell me if I'm on to sumthing.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2005 3:46 PM
I don't know, but I do know Im not to keen on shelling out some cash for a website. I am fine with posting here for now, but if you guys figure it out Id love to be a moderator or something. By the way Elway congrats on your Broncos. Im still waiting for my next installment of Shadowscourge vs Superwhore. Hope your feeling better.
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2005 7:06 PM
I am waiting for my settlement, I am broke until then. If someone can do something for next to nothing, I would be content with whatever is decided. We could put up S.W. FACTS, and point out all of Supershadow's obvious lies. You think D.L. paid for his pages and Rejjin and stuff? I doubt it. I tried to talk to him about it, but to no avail... Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VI will be here soon, have no fear Chosen One!!
RE: Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2005 8:39 PM
maybe,but george lucas said that there would be no more star wars movies
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2005 10:38 AM
It should be possible to set up a free site isn't it? But maybe then it won't show up at google, do you guy's know about that? Do you HAVE to have a domain name to show up there or would it show up if it were just part of some server whatever..
Well at least this year I started ICT as next school so maybe I will find out some stuff about the internet and site building.. Till next time, rage on! (SuperShadow: Killer, ha!)
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2005 7:25 AM
D.L did not pay for the rejjin site he done it on invisionfree and we could do that to but you can only have forums
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2005 7:44 AM
D.L has told me he is not going to come back here because he says his rejjin group is making techno revolution
what a wanker
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2005 10:28 AM
Last I checked, for one to actually create a Lightsaber, you will need hundreds of thousands of dollars, research labs like Area 51, Scientists and facilities... Those kids should be more worried about losing their virginity than spending so much time on creating something like that. It's not gonna happen...
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2005 2:59 PM
I hope people don't follow my link to this page I posted on the forum and get medievel on our ass.. Let's quickly post a lot and hope they don't read the negative feedback about their forum!
As for me, I will learn as much about the internet as possible, I know hackers are able to alter stuff even on government websites so I will try to figure out a way to do it to SuperShadow.net.
If I manage, I will bother his site constantly untill no one believes his crap anymore. I would just put a disclaimer on his site for example.
Or change his hyperlinks so they'll direct to anti SS threads and websites. I will make Mickey cry like a baby. (SuperShadow: Don't do it, man..)
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2005 8:02 PM
Yeah, I agree... We have to send Supershadow hate everyday! I think he doesn't have nearly the traffic he used to have there... Here it comes, Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VI!
Episode VII,VIII,IX and Tv shows reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2005 8:23 PM
Guys lets not think about the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy right now and focus on whats coming soon. A animated Star Wars tv like Clone Wars and a live-action tv show of Star Wars set in between Episode III-Revenge of the Sith and Episode IV-A New Hope. What is ment to be will be. If maybe the Star Wars tv shows are a hit and everything goes accordingly to lucas( especally with high ratings)then maybe there be 3 more Star Wars movies after Return of the Jedi. Lucas is brilliant and can write the real Episode 7,8,9 scripts not the fake ones on ss. George might say no now but maybe will allow one more trilogy to be made for the fans.
supershadow. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2005 8:35 PM
Stupid
Undinably a retard
Takes fake Star Wars shit.
Too nerdy
Loser
Easy asshole
S.U.T.T.L.E
Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VI reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2005 8:43 PM
At Chucky Cheese's, there was a big birthday bash. A party for Supershadow, with his family of white trash. Little Mickey was so happy, this day was so great! He did not know Shadowscourge was coming, filled with tremendous hate. We landed our Cruiser outside, and went inside through the door. When Supershadow saw us, his face hit the floor. Little Mickey cried, "You guys again! Always ruining my day!" Chosen One replied "We're sick of the lies, and now is time to pay." As we got ready to finish him off for good, Superwhore jumped in front of us, suddenly Darth Elway got wood. Superwhore said, "Do you have any money? If so we can fuck." Darth Crisis said "I got ten bucks, so you're in luck!" We grabbed her and headed back to our cruiser. Then we saw Mickey crying, man, what a loser! Supershadow's Mom Superwhore said, "Just what I need, five dicks!" Darth Elway informed her, "Shadowscourge is now six..." Darth Xanatos and Darth Omicron revealed their true faces. Then we began too fill all Superwhore's wet spaces. The orgy was sweaty and wild, every hole was filled. We all fucked her so hard, she's lucky she wasn't killed! We all shot loads of man cream on her face. Then we brought her back to Mickey, and put him in his place! "We'll be back." Lord Beck told him this. Then we saw there, Mick's older Sis. She looked pretty nice, with child-bearing hips. She was probably a slut, with those blowjob lips. "Do I get some too?" we thought this was too funny! Darth Xanatos said "We'll be back for you too, Honey..." As we boarded our Cruiser, departing the scene, Mickey cried out "You ruined my Birthday, you're MEAN!!"
By Darth Elway & Shadowscourge
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2005 7:42 AM
YOU HAVE TO GET THAT PUBLIDHED IF YOU DON'T IM GONNA CRY
That was great elway you must be sooooooooooooooo good at writing. You've done it before and you've done it again
I'm speachless
*applaudes*
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2005 8:55 AM
...thank you!
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2005 8:55 AM
...thank you!
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2005 9:35 AM
Is all the shadowscourge v superwhore's
on this page? or has some been deleated because if we make a site we just HAVE to have them on there
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2005 9:36 AM
Can you already imagine 'SuperWhore.com' where SuperWhore answers your star wars questions although most of the time straying off topic..
Example: Hello almighty goddess (SuperWhore: Fuck you, asshole.) I have two questions for you and I have never been posted before (SuperWhore: Go mastur.. erm.. celebrate, today is your lucky day.) so here they come: Did the World destroyers ever attack Mon Calamari in an expanded universe book because I have just (SuperWhore: I don't know.. Who cares?) played the rogue squadron game and that is exactly what happened (SuperWhore: Damn that stupid vibrator!! It always dissapears inside of me!!) and I was wondering if Mon Calamari even exists in Lucas' vision? (SuperWhore: No! It doesn't, it's a stupid fish planet and it doesn't satisfie me and he can't even keep it up!) Please please (SuperWhore: Please me?) post this question!! I love you. (SuperWhore: Then show it, make love to me. DO IT!!!)
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2005 10:47 AM
Superwhore Q&A is funny! I am sure that 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore I-VI' are all here. Sis of Mick has unwillingly agreed to a cameo role in 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VII'. Besides, there are 6 of us now, and our last sex party with Superwhore did get a little crowded... In order to accomodate now SIX Dark Jedi with Force fueled sex drives, Sis of Mick has reluctantly agreed to help us with this difficulty.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2005 11:07 AM
Ha Ha nice one darth elway + crisis we should have superwhore answering questions on our site LOL
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2005 3:17 PM
Darth Elway, Darth Crisis I salute you. "So this is how democracy ends, with thunderous applause" this anarchy we have created is great, fueled by are hatred for Mickey and our lust for his Mom and Sister, but Elway Mickey never told you he tried to keep it a secret because if ShadowScourge ever found out we could force her to serve us...... I will leave you in suspense no longer, Mickeys sister has a twin. Yes!!!! More fucking pleasure for Shadowscourge.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2005 4:40 PM
Oh, yes, yes, yesss! That sounds really sweet... TWINS!? I can see it through the Force... 3 Double teams... YEAH!!!
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2005 5:07 PM
Cudos on the SuperWhore, I fricken love it!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2005 9:46 AM
Thanks but I hope I don't spoil your moods.. There is a rumor.. People have told me that Mickeys sister is going to start a site too! SuperSlut.com.. But she is able to tell the truth! When she says she rocks Lucas' world and that she scores at will it is actually true!
Unfortunately she asks a lot of money if you want to read her horny messages..
RE: The Phantom Menace reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2005 10:33 AM
that's the stupidest thing ss is definatley behind this
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2005 10:39 AM
does anyone want to make the site? i would help but not be the main maker
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2005 11:21 AM
I think the SuperStupid site is a free site, it doesn't take much space because it's just a couple of pages with 10 pics upmost and a simple program wich posts messages on the first page with random quotes in it.
So it all depends on what kind of site we would make and it would take some programming skills.
Darth Xanatos to Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2005 1:47 PM
I can build the site, but the thing is I'm strapped for cash. we need to find out who will buy the domain, build it, and maintain it.
Darth Bendar reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2005 3:07 PM
Darth Xanatos recruted me, Can I join
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2005 4:46 PM
I think we should give each other our Email addresses, my Email is darthskala@yahoo.com
Darth Omicron reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2005 5:08 PM
So r we going 2 make ShadowScourge.com or wat? Cuz I'm gettin mixed messages on this message board. Anywayz, jus lookin 4 sum answers.
Oh yeah, Darth Xanatos, next time u come over, don't eat all my damn food!
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2005 5:40 PM
What do you mean by 'mixed messages'? Souds more like you're talking about a woman...
Darth Omicron to Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2005 8:44 PM
Lol, I didn't mean mixed messages like that. Cuz sum of u guys r sayin u'll make one, wile others r sayin to wait. I also love the Superwhore story, tha was the greatest. Anyway, just tell me our gameplan. Awright?
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 12:07 AM
I must admit, I am TOTALLY clueless about making a website, or anything like that. I don't have exp. with this stuff, plus if it costs money, that's a bit prohibitive right now...
However, if we could make our own thread, sorta like this, that is a great way to start, plus it's FREE!
Darth Omicron to Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 12:52 AM
Do u kno any1 that has the experience
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 1:17 AM
You can get free dormains so we need someone to build it.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 10:19 AM
I asked Drunklightsaber to help with it, because I think he knows how to do all that shit. HOWEVER, I asked to no avail... He is no longer with us,,,
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 1:13 PM
Alright, I'll construct the site with the help of my brother, all I need to kno is how to find the free domain, sumone give me the URL.
Darth Xanatos to all reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 2:46 PM
ATTENTION! Shadowscourge is now it's own server:
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php
That's our URL, looking foward to see you all there!
DRUNKLIGHTSABER reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 4:28 PM
HI
MISS ME I KNOW YA DID HAHAHAHAHA LET THE FLAMIN BEGGIN
drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 4:46 PM
god damnit how does SS get suporters btw im on the shadow scourge site gimme admin status and ill fix it up (i gotta do everything) lol the rejjin is comin great aswell but we need to fuck over SS and his army of functionaly retarded epileptic monkeys oooooooooo one hell of a hard task...
NOT DUMB FUCKING SS YOUR GOING THE FUCK DOWN HAHAAHAHA GOD THE ONLY WAY THAT SS GUY WILL GET LAID IS TO PUT RUFIES IN A 300 POUND MANS DRINK AHHAHAHAHAHA COME ON BEEEEOTTCH BRING IT WERE FUCKIN SMARTER THEN YOU BY THE WAY I LOOKED UP SOME OLD RECORDS (I LOVE HACKING) AND APPERENTLY GL HAS TRIED TO SHUT HIM DOWN BUT HE COULDNT CAUSE OS THE 1ST AMENDMANT DIE SS DIE o-O
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 5:26 PM
Every thing on super shadow is a lie
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 5:27 PM
you are so right
RE: supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 5:28 PM
super shadow is a lie
RE: episode 7 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 5:32 PM
super shadow is a lie
RE: drunklightsaber/Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 5:50 PM
D.L. Send me a message on AOL, it's darthskala@yahoo.com
then I'll give u the administrative shit. k?
Drunklightsaber reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 6:54 PM
well guys join were editing now
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 11:14 PM
All who hate Supershadow, come to the NEW Shadowscourge forum. Post ANYTHING regarding Supershadow, or just BS about Star Wars. Check it out!
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php?act=idx
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2005 11:18 PM
I just want to thank everyone who contributed with Shadowscourge, and those who have helped turn this into something bigger than it was ever intended to be! Darth Bendar, you must come too, as you are the newest member. Thanks again, everybody! Here's to the eternal damnation of Supershadow.com!
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 4:19 PM
You can suck my balls
RE: Star Balls episode: eat shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 4:20 PM
up yours
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 4:21 PM
what?
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 4:22 PM
up all of yours. im directing and you suck
RE: you suck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 4:23 PM
i agree w/ you they all suck
RE: sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 4:25 PM
shut up
RE: Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 4:26 PM
oh, fuck up!
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 5:05 PM
Man, that must be a record! Seven asshole posts in seven minutes! Wow...
DRUNKLIGHTSABER reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 8:06 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMN THERE ALL SS HEY FAG I HAVE YOUR IP I KNOW ALL THOSE POSTS ARE YOU I CAN HACK YOU I JUST AINT CAUSE ID GO TO JAIL SO FUCK OFF AND DIE
Fuck Nut has returned reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 11:18 PM
The highly anticipated return of Fuck Nut one of the Arch enemies of Shadowscourge, So some of what you said about my beloved leader Supershadow might have been true, but I have also found out through my own research that he is friends with G.L. Bring it on Shadowscourge because my mom and sister are ready for your raping ways to bad I already fucked all your wives and girlfriends, Fuck Nut the great has been promised by Supershadow a staring role in the sequel trilogy I along with Supershadow himself will have big parts in the sequel trilogy to bad for poor Shadowscourge. HaHa
FuckNut vs Shadowscourge 1 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 11:44 PM
Fucknut the fantastic productions.
In a highly secluded and secret chamber the council of dark jedi convines. The chamber door explodes open and when the debri settles two lone figures can be seen standing tall. One with a blue lightsaber cloaked in darkenss with only blue eyes glowing through the hood. Another tall handsome elven figure with his green blade ignited walk forward. The elven figure steps forward upon the council of seven, "Shadowscourge we have come for you" All of the members are startled and seem a little afraid that there secret chamber as been discovered. "We are here to put and end to your dark ways and get are moms and sisters back you have fucked your last whore, its time to die."
RE: FuckNut vs Shadowscourge 1 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 11:56 PM
OH PUHLEEEZ... Elven figure? Is that, like, LOTR meets SW, stupid? So typical of SS or a fan of SS. Because you are as dumb as a rock.
Shadowscourge has it's own forums now, where I will place the delicious tales of us fucking your Ma (like the Whore that she is) and SS's Ma, for all to see.
You've been torched and blown out, and your dumbass story is just ripping me off too. So get an ounce of originality.
But, you could even be Supershadow himself, in all his GREAT & MINDLESS STPUDITY... And we know Supershadow has no originality either.
To me, it doesn't matter if you are Supershadow or Fucknut, as I hate both of you. So either way, do the world a favor, and go KILL YOURSELF.
Sincerely, John Elway
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2005 11:58 PM
Ohhh, I KNOW! The elven figure is 'Nebar Foxis'!! What a DICK...
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2005 10:26 AM
FDuck u fuck nut i take back all those sorrys you want some more BITCH
Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2005 2:40 PM
for EPISODE VII
THE FALLEN HERO,
THE LOST HERO,
THE CHOOSEN HERO?
which title do you like?
for EPISODE VIII
THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS,
CRISIS IN THE REPUBLIC,
BATTLE OF THE MANDALORIANS?
Which one of these do you like?
for EPISODE IX
VICTORY OF THE FORCE,
BALANCE OF THE FORCE,
FREEDOM OF THE FORCE,
PEACE OF THE FORCE?
which is the best title for IX?
RE: Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2005 2:53 PM
Is Supershadow renaming his awful scripts? Because the 'Fallen Hero', 'Republic in Crisis', and 'Victory of the Force' are NOT real, and they are not Lucasfilms sequel scripts... They exist, but are TOP SECRET. Supershadow's scripts are actually fan fiction that was submitted to him. It is a shame that he screwed someone over ROYALLY. I just started a forum on our Shadowscourge Forums on the SAME SUBJECT! What a coincidence. Come check it out, and find out the TRUTH about Supershadow.
RE: Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2005 10:06 PM
So Supershadow is the crazy star wars guy everyone everywhere has talked about.
Master Cheif vs Clone/Storm Trooper reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2005 10:09 PM
Im taking a poll....who would win....
A.Master Chief
OR
B.Storm Trooper/Clone Troopers
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2005 1:19 AM
B. Clone Trooper, obviously the technology is vastly superior.
Ok I am wondering about Shadowscourges sight how come nobody but me and Darth Elway and Drunklightsaber post there, I thought this Darth Xantos guy set the whole thing up. Could he somehow be associated with Mickey and just set it up so we would stop posting on here and just post there were no one would see? I don't know but where is Darth Beck, Darth Crisis, Darth Xantos, Darth Omicron, and Darth Bender, come on guys where are you....
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2005 10:06 AM
I was thinking the same thing, where is everybody?
star wars 8 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2005 11:36 AM
its bull
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2005 11:45 AM
I come on every day
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2005 2:34 PM
I have been to school again for the first time since three years and I discovered that smoking SuperWhores cunthair gets me high! So I have had less time for cruising the internet, sorry guys! (SuperShadow: I am a famous person.)
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2005 2:57 PM
So there it is.. I have submitted my username as well.. We can probably expect Mickey Suttle and this Fucknut moron too but if they would actually come, let's just keep them so we can laugh at them!
Oh yeah! I know this is a weird question but could I become a moderator too, Drunken lightsaber, Darth Xanatos? As I have been here from the start with Elway (it's me Chris, if you still remember) and I hope we can keep this little page up too, though we don't know if it will stay as it has all been deleted once.. It is kind of funny though that we can just use this page!
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2005 7:41 PM
Of course I remember you, Chris...
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 7:32 AM
I had to watch 2001 the film in media studies at school today and it takes loads of ideas from star wars what a rip off
Supershadow isn't a bad guy but lost. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 8:13 AM
I don't think SS is a bad guy but he should stop lying and tell the truth. There isn't such thing as a bad person (only if your really psycho) people just make bad mistakes.
May 2020
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 8:58 AM
I've said MANY times, if Supershadow.com was a Star Wars appreciation site, I'd be there everyday. TOO MANY LIES...
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 11:26 AM
So what happened to Darth Xantos, and since people are bidding for Adminstrator access I wouldn't mind having some either, but if not doesn't really matter much, but I am gettin jealous of you Elway being an "advanced" member and all. I will never stop posting on this page as long as it exists this page is what brought Shadowscourge together, plus I like to go back and just read Darth Elways stories I always cant wait for the next installment. Since Im not an administrator a couple of Forums Id like to suggest are one that we can post our age, occupation, where were from, and a brief desc. Id just like to know a little bit more about the group I actually really enjoy talking to you guys so it would be nice to put a little something to the name. I mean I know quite a bit about Darth Elway as we email, and I know D.L is a teenager and wants to build a lightsaber, I know Darth Beck is from the U.K. and that Darth Crisis's real name is Chris. Another forum that might be cool is Starwars special memories from the fans. In which we can tell a story or comment on our personal experiences with SW, just a thought. Anwyay have a great day!!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 2:21 PM
I am from Holland and I'm 19 years old actually, so you at least get some picture of me. But should I advertise our forum a bit by the way? It would be great if we actually had a bunch of people to rule over! I can post the link to the forum on the superstupid site as I know a lot of SuperShadow haters come there, of course we could get some pranxters too who only come to fuck up this page for example. Please debate this, I really want to know what you guys think.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 2:26 PM
Deleted scene pictures of episode III:
http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=21422
Woohoo! Hyperlink!.
SuperStupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2005 8:40 PM
Please stop this fake:
http://www.petitiononline.com/5551313/petition.html
He just stole the idea from me:
http://utenti.lycos.it/superstupid/
This is the real pure genius. End of discussion.
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2005 12:49 AM
knob u is sad!get a life
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2005 7:33 AM
Why do random people just come in and say 'you fucking idiots' or something random like that why don't they FUCK OFF.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2005 7:40 AM
They reply to messages of almost a year ago or something, they obviously are retarded if they think the people who wrote those messages will read their comments.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2005 10:37 AM
Yeah some people are so stupid. Hey anyone out there who wants to talk about SW come to Shadowscourge it is a great chat forum, were the truth about Supershadow.com is discussed, you can express your ideas and people will actually listen to them instead of like SS dork so go check it out and join.
Darth Bendar reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2005 12:03 PM
yep, so right
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2005 12:37 PM
Darth Bendar, your back go check out Shadowscourge and log in your user name, Shadowscourge needs more members. And I just want to say Supershadow, Fake GL, Fucknut, and Sloppymonkey kiss my ass... You guys are morons.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2005 1:14 PM
Lord Bendar, the Shadowscourge link is above somewhere. You can enjoy 'The Shadowscourge Chronicles', featuring our X-Rated epic action adventures, 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwore' series. All aspects of Star Wars are covered there, come there, and post. "With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy."
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2005 3:43 PM
The SW world is in crisis, we need YOU!! The more shadowscourge members the better!
(should I post this link in superstupid too by the way? Or would there be a lot of annoying people?)
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2005 3:55 PM
Shadowscourge, will fight Mickey until he gives up his false charade, we don't beleive you, Lucas Hates you, You suck.
I'm so happy, yeah!!!!!!!!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2005 4:39 PM
THERE ARE 12 STAR WARS MOVIES IN ALL!!!!!!!!!!
Not only is GL going to allow supershadow to make the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy(Episodes VII,VIII,IX) but there is also to be a fourth trilogy after GL dies in year to come in STAR WARS: EPISODE X,XI,XII
GL has already mentioned that he wrote the scripts for Episode X,XI,XII but he is not allowed to reveal them yet maybe in a few years.
12 Star Wars Episodes reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2005 4:48 PM
STAR
WARS
EPISODE I-THE PHANTOM MENACE
EPISODE II-ATTACK OF THE CLONES
CLONE WARS: CAPTERS 1-25
EPISODE III-REVENGE OF THE SITH
EPISODE IV-A NEW HOPE
STAR WARS: TV SHOW(DARK TIMES)
EPISODE V-THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
EPISODE VI-RETURN OF THE JEDI
EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO
EPISODE VIII-THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
EPISODE IX-VICTORY OF THE FORCE
EPISODE X-?
EPISODE XI-?
EPISODE XII-?
THE SAGA IS COMPLETE
messed up. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2005 4:53 PM
EPISODE III-REVENGE OF THE SITH
STAR WARS: TV SHOW(DARK TIMES)
EPISODE IV-A NEW HOPE
RE: I'm so happy, yeah!!!!!!!!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2005 6:11 PM
You're happy that you believe4 Supershadow's nonsense? Open your eyes man, SS.com is all lies and bullshit.
My eyes are open dumbass! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2005 7:25 PM
Supershadow tells the truth like democrats do its star wars assholes like you and republicans that lie and are bull shit like this war and this fucked up president.
Supershadow is incharge of the Star Wars: Sequle Trilogy. Lucas has answered fan questions on supershadow.com and talked about Episodes 10,11,12 after he dies and 7,8,9 are made. They will be made Star Wars is going to continue after the tv shows and that is that and the date for Episode VII Which will be THE FALLEN HERO; everything thats on those scripts are the truth and will be both book and movie in May of 2020. We will see.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2005 7:48 PM
"The blind leading the blind" "Obiwan once to beleived as you" I could tell you your an idiot a stupid moron, a dumbass, but hey weve all been there as far as getting political on here thats a whole differtent story, but anyone who thinks democrat, republican, is better is wrong there both fucked up, hello when Clinton was in charge fucked up stuff happened to. The president is a figure head, Democrat or Repbulican they are controlled by big business face it money rules the world the people who rule are the rich and powerful, lets face you don't get elected without money most elected officials are liars and cheats, you just beleive whatever your told, just like listening to Mickey aka Supershadow, if you want to get educated read and research for yourself if you look on this page Darth Crisis, and Darth Elway have posted many things showing who Supershadow really is hes a liar and a cheat. There will not be more than nine episodes that are written by GL and what happens after that no one knows, but know this Mickey is a fake just like his scripts he contridicts himself all the time, I mean he said there was no deleted scenes of Shaak Ti and General Grevious and now we find out that there actually are and he act like he never said the other thing the dude is a complete phoney wake up and smell the roses, all the members of Shadowscourge did its so sad you stupid fools beleive the crap that Mickey tells you stop being sheep.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2005 9:10 PM
Chosen One, I started cracking up! I can't believe people say stuff like "BUT GEORGE SAID IN HIS INTERVIEWS ON SUPERSHADOW.COM THAT SUPERSHADOW IS MAKING THE NEW MOVIES AND SUPERSHADOW IS DOING THIS. LUCAS SAID IT ON SUPERSHADOW.COM...
Are people really this silly to believe this stuff? SS.com is just a pile of shit. Useless information that is totally fake and meaningless. Someone should write a book at the lunacy. Mickey Suttle, aka Supershadow, is a liar, a cheat, and an egotistical moron. The Lucas and character interviews are FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!!
THAT'S F-A-K-E.
Got it?
FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEE.
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
KKKKKKKKKKKKK
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do you comprehend fake? No? Ok...
Lies? False? Falsehood?
Untruth? Bullshit? Not true? Untrue? Fake?
Good enough? I hope so...
All of the above describe Supershadow.com... Do not be duped by the lies at Supershadow.com anymore.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2005 10:12 PM
Did you hear that bitches the man said:
F=ull of bullshit
A=sshole thats mickey
K=ind of a mental tard
E=veryone get a clue
Nuff said. What do you think D.E. I added the bitches for affect that should get there attention.
DRUNKLIGHTSABER RE: Fuck Nut has returned reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2005 11:48 PM
The highly anticipated return of Fuck Nut one of the Arch enemies of Shadowscourge, So some of what you said about my beloved leader Supershadow might have been true, but I have also found out through my own research that he is friends with G.L. Bring it on Shadowscourge because my mom and sister are ready for your raping ways to bad I already fucked all your wives and girlfriends, Fuck Nut the great has been promised by Supershadow a staring role in the sequel trilogy I along with Supershadow himself will have big parts in the sequel trilogy to bad for poor Shadowscourge. HaHa
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YOU RAGING FUCKING FAGNOID I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO CIRCUMSIZE YOU...
KICK YOUR FUCKING MOM IN THE JAW SUCK A DICK QUEER BOY SS IS LYING TO YA MOTHER FUCKING FAGNOID FUCTARDED SHIT FUCKING HOMO YOU DIDNT FUCK MY WIFE OR GIRL THEY DONT BANG PIMPLE FACED FAGGOTS LIKE YOU SS IS LYING AND YOUR SOME RETARDED 10 YEAR OLD FANBOY WHO IS REALLY FUCKING GULLABLE DICKEATER YOULL NEVER SCORE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE THE CLOSEST YOU EVER GOT WAS SLIDING OUT YOUR MOMS CROTCH FUCKER...
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 10:21 AM
Only a complete retard would call himself Fucknut, it's probably just Mickey Mouse himself in one of his new personalities. Mickey's psychosis should be treated.. C'mon SS followers, your leader is a gay poser, who needs attention, episode 10-12.. WTF? What next? Will I take SS place after his brutal death and will I make episodes 15, 18 and 20.2?
To still believe SuperShadow is wishfull thinking, get over it, all the evidence leads to SS being a complete moron.
Join the heterosexual side.
Supershadow tells the truth reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 11:22 AM
The George Lucas interviews are not fake because if they were fake he would talk and responde to Star Wars fans email every day he only talk occasionally. There is to be 6 more Star Wars movies Episode VII,VIII,IX beginning with THE FALLEN HERO in 2014 and opening in theatres May 2020 and Episodes X,XI,XII after Lucas dies. Four Trilogies to Star Wars. It is the truth. Micky Suttle is part of Lucasfilm and is best friends with Lucas. The sequels are in his hands and will be accoring to the scripts on his website. Like it or not thats whats going to happen and will be about.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 11:43 AM
any supershadow fans are idiots
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 12:18 PM
R=egisterd consultant for GL
E=laborates on the future of Star Wars
A=ccess to to Episode VII to XII
L=ucas's best friend
R.E.A.L
exsisting, present this day and the futre.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 6:40 PM
S=Stupid
U=Untrue
P=Penis
E=Eccentric
R=Retard
S=Shit
H=Homosexual
A=Asshole
D=Dogshit
O=Opinionated
W=Wimp
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 7:03 PM
LIES.
Congradualations Supershadow!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 8:17 PM
Mickey Suttle is now full fledged consultant for George Lucas and Lucasfilm and will incharge of future Star Wars and Indiana Jones endevers. I'm so proud of Mickey. He is the best. You all suck haahahhahahaahhaah. Yeah!!! So SS all the way.
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 8:24 PM
S=mart
U=nique
P=erfet
E=ndowed with wisdom
R=espected by GL
S=ensational
H=onest
A=wsome
D=edacted
O=ptimistic
W=orthy of the Episodes VII-XII
He rocks! All hale king supershadow:-)
Darth Elway to SS and fans: reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 8:47 PM
I found this somewhere...ENJOY
Mr.Sims
I attended Hickory High School with Mickey Suttle in North Carolina from 1994-1998. My mother ran into his last weekend at a parish festival and she was told that Mick is now running StarWars.com. Even though I'm not a Starwars buff that sounded like a pretty high end job. When I got the chance, I visited Star wars.com. but didn't find Mick's name mentioned on it. Out of curiosity I went to google.com and typed in his name. I was almost floored by all the results I found.
I soon discovered he goes by an internet alias "Supershadow" and runs a starwars site of his own. After going there, I could not believe how arrogant and farfetched he comes across. I don?t know if the kid has gone temporarily insane or does a lot of drugs, but his website could not be any farther from the truth. It?s time for me to speak out. Everyone seems to be wondering who the real Supershadow is? Well I have known the kid for years and will spill every bit of knowledge I have about him. Mick was born in Hickory and has lived here his entire life. He was on the football team our freshman year. Running was not one of his talents. He was part of crew who sat on the sidelines nicknamed ?The Fatty Five?. He does NOT date super models and to the best of my knowledge he has never had a serious girlfriend. Even at our dances he would show up alone or with a guy friend. I saw a someone claiming that Mick is really a lawyer here in Hickory. That is, and never was, true. He has worked at a foodmart since high school up until at least last summer.
From what I gather, Mick claims he co-wrote, played a character, and then edited the new Starwars. Believe me, if Mick was friends with George Lucas or had anything to do with the new movie, it would be all over the newspaper here. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!! I will keep my name a secret now for obvious reasons. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them. By the way, here is a picture of Mick from our high school yearbook. As you can see he is not the person pictured on his site.
Mr. Sims
Suck on that.
Don't by it. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 8:56 PM
Sorry but SS is now a consultant of Lucasfilm
offically.
Bite Me!
Loser
Re:Don't buy it reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 9:12 PM
It is YOU who are the LOSER...
...Supershadow
You're a dick and all KNOW it...
Above you can read the exerpts of Shadowscourge fillin' your Mom, aka Superwhore, with loads of MANCREAM!
Mickey Suttle-Supershadow
Mom of Mick-Superwhore
Sis of Mick-Superslut
A Friend of SS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 9:30 PM
Mr. Sims:
I attended Hickory High School with Mickey Suttle in North Carolina from 1994-1998. My mother ran into his last weekend at a parish festival and she was told that Mick is now running StarWars.com. Even though I'm not a Starwars buff that sounded like a pretty high end job. When I got the chance, I visited Star wars.com. but didn't find Mick's name mentioned on it. Out of curiosity I went to google.com and typed in his name. I was almost floored by all the results I found.
I soon discovered he goes by an internet alias "Supershadow" and runs a starwars site of his own. After going there, I could not believe how arrogant and farfetched he comes across. I don?t know if the kid has gone temporarily insane or does a lot of drugs, but his website could not be any farther from the truth. It?s time for me to speak out. Everyone seems to be wondering who the real Supershadow is? Well I have known the kid for years and will spill every bit of knowledge I have about him. Mick was born in Hickory and has lived here his entire life. He was on the football team our freshman year. Running was not one of his talents. He was part of crew who sat on the sidelines nicknamed ?The Fatty Five?. He does NOT date super models and to the best of my knowledge he has never had a serious girlfriend. Even at our dances he would show up alone or with a guy friend. I saw a someone claiming that Mick is really a lawyer here in Hickory. That is, and never was, true. He has worked at a foodmart since high school up until at least last summer.
From what I gather, Mick claims he co-wrote, played a character, and then edited the new Starwars. Believe me, if Mick was friends with George Lucas or had anything to do with the new movie, it would be all over the newspaper here. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!! I will keep my name a secret now for obvious reasons. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them. By the way, here is a picture of Mick from our high school yearbook. As you can see he is not the person pictured on his site
Mr. Sims
Pics reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 9:38 PM
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=4487859
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2005 2:02 AM
How can anyone atually belive SS.com its a load of bull shit and everone knows it the person thats banging on about SS.com being real is most probably him himself because he knows everyone knows he is FAKE
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2005 2:05 AM
See for yourself there is many sites that say he is fake and none that says hes real:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SuperShadow
I graduated with 'Supershadow' reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2005 11:45 AM
Mr. Sims
I attended Hickory High School with Mickey Suttle in North Carolina from 1994-1998. My mother ran into his last weekend at a parish festival and she was told that Mick is now running StarWars.com. Even though I'm not a Starwars buff that sounded like a pretty high end job. When I got the chance, I visited Star wars.com. but didn't find Mick's name mentioned on it. Out of curiosity I went to google.com and typed in his name. I was almost floored by all the results I found.
I soon discovered he goes by an internet alias "Supershadow" and runs a starwars site of his own. After going there, I could not believe how arrogant and farfetched he comes across. I don?t know if the kid has gone temporarily insane or does a lot of drugs, but his website could not be any farther from the truth. It?s time for me to speak out. Everyone seems to be wondering who the real Supershadow is? Well I have known the kid for years and will spill every bit of knowledge I have about him. Mick was born in Hickory and has lived here his entire life. He was on the football team our freshman year. Running was not one of his talents. He was part of crew who sat on the sidelines nicknamed ?The Fatty Five?. He does NOT date super models and to the best of my knowledge he has never had a serious girlfriend. Even at our dances he would show up alone or with a guy friend. I saw a someone claiming that Mick is really a lawyer here in Hickory. That is, and never was, true. He has worked at a foodmart since high school up until at least last summer.
From what I gather, Mick claims he co-wrote, played a character, and then edited the new Starwars. Believe me, if Mick was friends with George Lucas or had anything to do with the new movie, it would be all over the newspaper here. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!! I will keep my name a secret now for obvious reasons. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them. By the way, here is a picture of Mick from our high school yearbook. As you can see he is not the person pictured on his site.
Mr. Sims
Supershadow as a consultant for GL reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2005 12:36 PM
Sorry man I'm a winner all the way.
Your just upset because Episode VII-XII is going to happen when you don't want more Star Wars movies. Here is the deal on SS.
As a consultant for Lucas film Mr. Suttle is going to get $43,577 per month; annual total: $522,924.
Automobile provided by Lucasfilm: 2006 Licoln Navigator (valued at $54,380)
Vacation time: 8 weeks paid vacation
Housing Arrangement: Lucasfilm rents a home for supershadow at $ 1,200 per month. All utilities, power and water bills to be paid by Lucasfilm.
Health insurance: Full coverage with all expenses paid by lucasfilm. Continue...
Consultant continued... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2005 12:47 PM
Mr. suttle is going to get a Yacht and Corporate Jet access: Free use of Yacht and jet owned by Lucasfilm when Yacht and Jet are not being used for official business.
Food Vouchers: Unlimited access to all Lucasfilm restaurants at no charge. All meals are paid by Lucasfilm.
Secretarial Support: Lucasfilm is to provide one secretary and one personal assistant for supershadow.
Gym privileges: Lucasfilm will pay all gym dues for the workout facility of supershadow's choosing.
Boy is supershadow luck. I wish I could have that. He is really luck. Any way I wish him luck.
The TRUTH... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2005 12:53 PM
Sims
I attended Hickory High School with Mickey Suttle in North Carolina from 1994-1998. My mother ran into his last weekend at a parish festival and she was told that Mick is now running StarWars.com. Even though I'm not a Starwars buff that sounded like a pretty high end job. When I got the chance, I visited Star wars.com. but didn't find Mick's name mentioned on it. Out of curiosity I went to google.com and typed in his name. I was almost floored by all the results I found.
I soon discovered he goes by an internet alias "Supershadow" and runs a starwars site of his own. After going there, I could not believe how arrogant and farfetched he comes across. I don?t know if the kid has gone temporarily insane or does a lot of drugs, but his website could not be any farther from the truth. It?s time for me to speak out. Everyone seems to be wondering who the real Supershadow is? Well I have known the kid for years and will spill every bit of knowledge I have about him. Mick was born in Hickory and has lived here his entire life. He was on the football team our freshman year. Running was not one of his talents. He was part of crew who sat on the sidelines nicknamed ?The Fatty Five?. He does NOT date super models and to the best of my knowledge he has never had a serious girlfriend. Even at our dances he would show up alone or with a guy friend. I saw a someone claiming that Mick is really a lawyer here in Hickory. That is, and never was, true. He has worked at a foodmart since high school up until at least last summer.
From what I gather, Mick claims he co-wrote, played a character, and then edited the new Starwars. Believe me, if Mick was friends with George Lucas or had anything to do with the new movie, it would be all over the newspaper here. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!! I will keep my name a secret now for obvious reasons. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them. By the way, here is a picture of Mick from our high school yearbook. As you can see he is not the person pictured on his siteSims
I attended Hickory High School with Mickey Suttle in North Carolina from 1994-1998. My mother ran into his last weekend at a parish festival and she was told that Mick is now running StarWars.com. Even though I'm not a Starwars buff that sounded like a pretty high end job. When I got the chance, I visited Star wars.com. but didn't find Mick's name mentioned on it. Out of curiosity I went to google.com and typed in his name. I was almost floored by all the results I found.
I soon discovered he goes by an internet alias "Supershadow" and runs a starwars site of his own. After going there, I could not believe how arrogant and farfetched he comes across. I don?t know if the kid has gone temporarily insane or does a lot of drugs, but his website could not be any farther from the truth. It?s time for me to speak out. Everyone seems to be wondering who the real Supershadow is? Well I have known the kid for years and will spill every bit of knowledge I have about him. Mick was born in Hickory and has lived here his entire life. He was on the football team our freshman year. Running was not one of his talents. He was part of crew who sat on the sidelines nicknamed ?The Fatty Five?. He does NOT date super models and to the best of my knowledge he has never had a serious girlfriend. Even at our dances he would show up alone or with a guy friend. I saw a someone claiming that Mick is really a lawyer here in Hickory. That is, and never was, true. He has worked at a foodmart since high school up until at least last summer.
From what I gather, Mick claims he co-wrote, played a character, and then edited the new Starwars. Believe me, if Mick was friends with George Lucas or had anything to do with the new movie, it would be all over the newspaper here. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!! I will keep my name a secret now for obvious reasons. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them. By the way, here is a picture of Mick from our high school yearbook. As you can see he is not the person pictured on his site
~Sims
Sims
I attended Hickory High School with Mickey Suttle in North Carolina from 1994-1998. My mother ran into his last weekend at a parish festival and she was told that Mick is now running StarWars.com. Even though I'm not a Starwars buff that sounded like a pretty high end job. When I got the chance, I visited Star wars.com. but didn't find Mick's name mentioned on it. Out of curiosity I went to google.com and typed in his name. I was almost floored by all the results I found.
I soon discovered he goes by an internet alias "Supershadow" and runs a starwars site of his own. After going there, I could not believe how arrogant and farfetched he comes across. I don?t know if the kid has gone temporarily insane or does a lot of drugs, but his website could not be any farther from the truth. It?s time for me to speak out. Everyone seems to be wondering who the real Supershadow is? Well I have known the kid for years and will spill every bit of knowledge I have about him. Mick was born in Hickory and has lived here his entire life. He was on the football team our freshman year. Running was not one of his talents. He was part of crew who sat on the sidelines nicknamed ?The Fatty Five?. He does NOT date super models and to the best of my knowledge he has never had a serious girlfriend. Even at our dances he would show up alone or with a guy friend. I saw a someone claiming that Mick is really a lawyer here in Hickory. That is, and never was, true. He has worked at a foodmart since high school up until at least last summer.
From what I gather, Mick claims he co-wrote, played a character, and then edited the new Starwars. Believe me, if Mick was friends with George Lucas or had anything to do with the new movie, it would be all over the newspaper here. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!! I will keep my name a secret now for obvious reasons. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them. By the way, here is a picture of Mick from our high school yearbook. As you can see he is not the person pictured on his site
~Sims
Sims
I attended Hickory High School with Mickey Suttle in North Carolina from 1994-1998. My mother ran into his last weekend at a parish festival and she was told that Mick is now running StarWars.com. Even though I'm not a Starwars buff that sounded like a pretty high end job. When I got the chance, I visited Star wars.com. but didn't find Mick's name mentioned on it. Out of curiosity I went to google.com and typed in his name. I was almost floored by all the results I found.
I soon discovered he goes by an internet alias "Supershadow" and runs a starwars site of his own. After going there, I could not believe how arrogant and farfetched he comes across. I don?t know if the kid has gone temporarily insane or does a lot of drugs, but his website could not be any farther from the truth. It?s time for me to speak out. Everyone seems to be wondering who the real Supershadow is? Well I have known the kid for years and will spill every bit of knowledge I have about him. Mick was born in Hickory and has lived here his entire life. He was on the football team our freshman year. Running was not one of his talents. He was part of crew who sat on the sidelines nicknamed ?The Fatty Five?. He does NOT date super models and to the best of my knowledge he has never had a serious girlfriend. Even at our dances he would show up alone or with a guy friend. I saw a someone claiming that Mick is really a lawyer here in Hickory. That is, and never was, true. He has worked at a foodmart since high school up until at least last summer.
From what I gather, Mick claims he co-wrote, played a character, and then edited the new Starwars. Believe me, if Mick was friends with George Lucas or had anything to do with the new movie, it would be all over the newspaper here. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!! I will keep my name a secret now for obvious reasons. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them. By the way, here is a picture of Mick from our high school yearbook. As you can see he is not the person pictured on his site
~Sims
~Sims
The TRUTH about Supershadow by Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2005 12:54 PM
Sims
I attended Hickory High School with Mickey Suttle in North Carolina from 1994-1998. My mother ran into his last weekend at a parish festival and she was told that Mick is now running StarWars.com. Even though I'm not a Starwars buff that sounded like a pretty high end job. When I got the chance, I visited Star wars.com. but didn't find Mick's name mentioned on it. Out of curiosity I went to google.com and typed in his name. I was almost floored by all the results I found.
I soon discovered he goes by an internet alias "Supershadow" and runs a starwars site of his own. After going there, I could not believe how arrogant and farfetched he comes across. I don?t know if the kid has gone temporarily insane or does a lot of drugs, but his website could not be any farther from the truth. It?s time for me to speak out. Everyone seems to be wondering who the real Supershadow is? Well I have known the kid for years and will spill every bit of knowledge I have about him. Mick was born in Hickory and has lived here his entire life. He was on the football team our freshman year. Running was not one of his talents. He was part of crew who sat on the sidelines nicknamed ?The Fatty Five?. He does NOT date super models and to the best of my knowledge he has never had a serious girlfriend. Even at our dances he would show up alone or with a guy friend. I saw a someone claiming that Mick is really a lawyer here in Hickory. That is, and never was, true. He has worked at a foodmart since high school up until at least last summer.
From what I gather, Mick claims he co-wrote, played a character, and then edited the new Starwars. Believe me, if Mick was friends with George Lucas or had anything to do with the new movie, it would be all over the newspaper here. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!! I will keep my name a secret now for obvious reasons. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them. By the way, here is a picture of Mick from our high school yearbook. As you can see he is not the person pictured on his site
~Sims
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2005 6:45 PM
Man this idiots shit has me furious first of all your anual salary of 500,000 thats a little bit crappy for being a consultant to G.L. if your his right hand man you should be making more than that idiot Lucasfilm makes billions of dollars a year, the CEO of pizza hut makes more than that dumb ass. And all of your stupid crap you laid out was just fine and dandy until you made one fatal mistake in your layout, you obviously don't know shit. 1200 dollars a month for you place, pleazzz in Southern Call that will get you a roach infested studio apartment with a bathroom that is shared by two other apartemnts you don't know shit about the real world North Carolinal boy go fuck yourself, supershadow lives in his moms basement, weve all scene him when we come over and fuck his mom and twin sisters, so stop being ignorant, the only things Mickey is going to get is Darth Elways fists in his face, Mickey honestly from me to you give up the charade your a fucking joke, G.L. has a life and I guarantee you he doesn't have time to answer questions on your website, and if he even did he would hire someone to do it for him stop being such an idiot and just start being a real starwars fan and not some deluded freak.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2005 7:07 PM
Supershadow must play with himself a lot... Even on Lucasfilms' site there are press releases, stating 'new hires' and stuff... What an IDIOT! Does he think people actually believe this crap?! It shows how PATHTEIC ss.com has become, now that SW is in a 'cooling off' state, NOBODY goes there anymore. Great as usual C.O. The CEO of Pizza Hut, that's GREAT!!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 3, 2005 1:54 AM
Sloppy go Fuck yourslef,
Fucknut, go fuck yourself,
G.L. Consultant, go fuck yourself
Mickey go fuck yourself or any of the three above you dudes are crazy.
Darth Elway I need Shadowcourge vs Superwhore VII, I think were ready to take on the twins. Lets put them in Princess Leia slave outfits, its going to be awesome.
Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 3, 2005 10:23 AM
'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VII' is complete, and can be found in the 'Shadowscourge Chronicles'. I will bring the slave outfits to the Suttle house for the upcoming part VIII.
SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 3, 2005 1:12 PM
Hello, I am so gay, it's beyond comprehension, as you see I am no longer stoned and drunk.. At the time I was and I apoligize for my retarded nonsense I posted a while ago, I even apoligize for the bad spelling and grammar.
The reason that the Lucas interviews must be real because if it were fake there would be a lot more is freaking stupid, sorry. Although you are a fan of me, that is the most retarded SS defence ever. But hey, if you think about it.. There is no defending my hipocrisy and random nonsense!
-Mickey Suttle AKA SuperShadow.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 3, 2005 8:38 PM
If you are the real Mickey I can't help agree 100% There is no explanation to your Lunacy, why don't you come to our forum, Shadowscourge.com we welcome your insight and opinons. We know your just a deluded crazed Starwars fan, who wishes he was best friends with Lucas, nothing wrong with dreaming, I guess except that you hurt alot of innocent childrens feelings. Shame on you Mickey.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2005 7:30 AM
Mikey you need to stop coming here we know its you
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2005 3:51 PM
Guys, I was banned from Invisionfree for "suspicious inactivity" , Please someone reomve the ban on me!
Love, Darth Xanatos. ;)
RE: The TRUTH about Supershadow by Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2005 5:14 PM
Supershadow is just shit. I'd love to have him here and kick his ass.
Please, go to his website (www.supershadow.com) and check the section "Exclusive George Lucas interviews". Its so funny to see what the poor bastards who believe they're writing to GL write...
Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2005 8:37 PM
This is for all the members of Shadowscourge. Please disregard the current Forum we had. As it was sabotaged by a 'spy', who is STILL NO LONGER a member... I am currently building a new one, where we can continue the fight. Have patience...
Lord Crisis and Beck:
Contact Chosen One or Drunklightsaber and have them forward your E-mail address to me. Or post them here... There I will send you the NEW and REAL and ORIGINAL Shadowscourge board. Disregard Darth Xanatos, as he is OUT, and we got the down low on Supershadow...
Darth Xanatos: I STILL strip you of your title, as you are now an enemy as well... I will now call you your TRUE name THE SKALA MAN, as I no longer recognize Darth Xanatos. Do not be surprised if your computer blows up, asshole. Go suck Supershadow's COCK!
Any of you feel free to contact me.
Darth Elway
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2005 11:17 PM
Hey, Skala Man! Guess who will be in the next installment of 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore'? Someone you know WILL be making a cameo apperance...
Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 1:04 AM
OK everybody. Come now to the NEW Shadowscourge Forum. We are all there, and I will continue updating, as I formally did on our old Forum. DO NOT patronise the old Forums, Xanatos/Skala Man (Supershadow?), has taken it over, after EVERYBODY ELSE did ALL the work.
If you want the latest 'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore' series, they can ONLY be found here! There will be MANY new tales, where now Shadowscourge and myself WILL UNLEASH OUR HATRED on him!! Get ready for Flaming X. you're gonna be BURNIN'!
So, if you love Star Wars and love or HATE Supershadow, come to the new Shadowscourge Forums. Feel free to POST AWAY, like CRAZY!! I started everything for us all, I cannot do everything.
After all, it is I who provided naked SW chicks for everyone!!!
http://s14.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php?act=idx
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 7:39 AM
What the hell is going on?? Is this Mickey Suttles revenge???
Or is it paranoia?
And I thought DL was administrator?
Maybe I should lay low for a while and see what happens..
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 7:42 AM
Whats this about darth x..... or whatever his name is, is he mikey?? what the fuck is going on
Darth Elway to Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 10:16 AM
FUCK the old site, and come to the NEW Shadowscourge Forum. I have worked hard to restore order, and it has returned. Xanatos is HUMAN TRASH who isn't worth anything. WE built that site, I think this was his intention all ALONG!! FUCK HIM, DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE his presence, as he is NOT on the Dark Jedi Council of Shadowscourge!
Come ALL, to the REAL DEAL!
http://s14.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php?act=idx
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 1:15 PM
It's a shame he banned everybody and changes Darth Beck's name to Darth Fag.. While he only ever made 1 post.. Now he rules everything alone because DL got thrown out too.
To all SS haters JOIN!
Southparkforever:wow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 1:54 PM
I cant beleve you poeple are still arguing about supershadow validitie, it is shit and will always be shit, leave it at that.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 2:59 PM
Were not arguing about it we all know he is a loser ass poser who is nothing, we just have a mission to destroy all his crediablilty and his stupid website.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 7:00 PM
Southparkforever-
Where have you been? And why are you speaking of stuff you don't know?? Much has changed! Shadowscourge now has our own Forums! You should come and check it out instead of bashing us. It's actually cool! Come by and register, and join the fun.
President Kerry reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 7:23 PM
KERRY! KERRY! KERRY! KERRY! KERRY! KERRY!
KERRY! KERRY! KERRY!
KERRY! KERRY! KERRY!
PRESIDENT JOHN FORBES KERRY 2008!
YEAH.
12 KERRY NAMES FOR 12 STAR WARS MOVIES. Hope is on the way.
Your an ass Darth Elway!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 7:35 PM
The GL interviews on supershadow are real if they were fraud they would be every day. GL and supershadow get 4,000 emails a day all over the world not just the US. GL says supershadow is the number 1 visited website on the web and the must trusted. They are friends to the end. Mace Windu didn't die in Revenge of the Sith hes going to appear in Episode VII-The Fallen Hero, Episode VIII-The Republic in Crisis and last Episode IX-Victory of the Force. He hides many years after the Star Wars Trilogy(IV,V,VI) to help Luke and company bring down the dark jedi and the dark side of the force forever.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 8:20 PM
My friend, with all (VERY little) due respect, you have NO IDEA what you are talkin' about... The 'Lucas' interviews are faker than fake, and if you believe that BS, I got a bridge to sell you.
MACE IS DEAD. BOBA IS DEAD.
Oooooooh! I read on Supershadow.com that Anakin survived too! He didn't really die in ROTJ, he lived on, selling Death Sticks on Coruscant.
Padme didn't die, she was actually faking her death, and lived out the rest of her life in hiding on Naboo!
Luke's Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen survived, and they became very wealthy, as they started their own biz selling Moisture Vaporators!
Qui-Gonn LIVED, this is how Obi-Wan learned about surviving by becoming one with the Force!
THIS IS WHY I HATE Supershadow, he dupes people into actually believing this shit. You think G.L. BADTALKS his FANS??! It's all BULLSHIT. Come to Shadowscourge, and there we will answer ALL your questions...
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2005 8:26 PM
Come everybody, and check out Shadowscourge. Here is the latest incarnation of the Shadowscourge Forum. We are all banned together to fight Supershadow.com, and his veil of lies and deception. If you are a Star Wars fan, and you love or HATE Supershadow, COME SEE US...
http://s14.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php?act=idx
Chosen One Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 6, 2005 12:47 AM
Im happy to say Darth Elway is right and as one of the founders of Shadowscourge and someone who has seen the light of SS stupid bullshit, have to say come check out the sight share your opinion with people who want to listen not some stupid poser who is just trying to get attention.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 6, 2005 7:36 AM
Darth Elway is totaly right anyone who doesn't agree with his statement should go and die in a pool of their own vomit
Boba Fett and Mace Windu. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 6, 2005 11:56 AM
Boba Fett isn't dead you ass. GL said that he escaped the Sarlacc pit in Return of the Jedi and in the future GL will add a new scene showing Boba rocketing out of the Sarlacc pit in Episode VI. Hes a mandalorian and will be in the Sequels(Episode 8-The Republic in Crisis). Mace Windu IS NOT!!! dead he survives to and will help Luke and company defeat the dark side of the force of the dark jedi order in the sequels. He hided for many years after the event of Episodes IV,V,VI. You will see. Mr. Lucas has stated this himself not supershadow in the interviews.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 6, 2005 4:32 PM
Dont beleive anything Supershadow says, his real name is Mickey Suttle he lives in North Carolina, if you dont beleive me go to the site listed above by Darth Elway. Do a search on the name Mickey Suttle I to once beleived as you, but I found out the truth don't be lost forever, go to Shadowscourge where real SW fans can say anything they want unedited by Supershadow. Do some research don't beleive everything you see on the net. George Lucas in an interview on the boxed set he would have given Boba Fett, a better death had he known he was goin to be so popular he is dead. And he isn't a Mandalorian he wears Mandalorian armor which is an ancient race of which Boba and Jango were not members, they just acquiered the armor, as for Mace I watched ROTS again just to see is there a chance Mace might have survived. Hell no when he fell out the window he wasn't screaming or twitching or anything, at this point the sith lighting had done its damage he is deader than a door nail, even if he had survived the sith lighting it had knocked him unconcious needless to say the fall kills him, yes I love the Mace Windu character but face it hes dead, just like Darth Vader, that like saying lets bring Darth Vader back for the sequel trilogy hes really cool, u can't hes dead. And if youve read the book you know hes really dead. duh.
Supershadow, aka Mickey Suttle is a pathlogical liar don't beleive his madness.
kiss my ass. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 6, 2005 8:37 PM
Mickey Suttle is great man and ideal genious. You should be thankful it was really him that helped lucas piece together REVENGE OF THE SITH. All the ideas that were used for Episode III came from supershadow. Your such a dumbass I typed in Mandalorian on google I got a picture of Boba Fett his father Jango Fett and other differnt mandalorians wearing the same body armor but different colors. so don't go there saying there not mandalorians cause they are and in Star Wars: Episode VIII-THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS the mandalorians helps the Dark Jedi battle the Jedi Knights and are the enemies in VIII. In 2014 will be preproduction for Episode VII-THE FALLEN HERO. To bad but Star Wars is to continue to 12.
Darth Vader and Luke in Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 6, 2005 8:44 PM
Darth Vader is going to be Episode VII,VIII,IX but as a clone. A cloned mechanical Darth Vader will be utilized by the Dark Jedi for there ultimate scheme to bring down the Jedi Knights in the new republic under Luke Skywalker. Mark Hamill will play seperate roles as the real Luke Skywalker and a clone of Luke Skywalker also created by the Dark Jedi.
Chose One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2005 8:47 AM
Your ignorance is only outdown by your idioticy. You really don't know anything, I just told you don't look up things on the internet to find the truth. Go to your SW.com and check out he character bio for Boba Fett, since this is an official site unlike SS.com and see what it says. Boba Fett is a bounty hunter not a great Mandalorian Warrior dumb ass. Also Mickey Suttle posted a script for ROTS as well before the orginal came out it was nothing like the orginal, yet when the real script came out he posted it. There will be no mechanical clone of Vader face it that is a retarded idea we all know that. And if you need any further proof explain this. A rumor of deleted scenes saying Shaak Ti would be in them was on the internett when brought to Mickeys attention he said that there was no such deleted scene and that this was a lie, but now that the scene really does exist he acts like he never said that. If Mickey actually worked for Lucas as a consultant then he would just post on the official SW site. I wanted to defend Mickey to, I was like no this has to be real, but its not there is to much evidence proving otherwise, go check out Shadowscourge, there is alot of info on Mickey and his lies. Stop being duped, I know its hard to beleive, but that stuff is all made up, there is proof of that everywhere on the internet. Try looking up SS, alien documetaries, you can't because they dont' exist, if you type in one of the tittles it just takes you back to SS.com, please dude stop beleiving Mickeys lies, Im telling you the truth, I really am. Sorry your hero is a liar.
Chose One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2005 8:47 AM
Your ignorance is only outdown by your idioticy. You really don't know anything, I just told you don't look up things on the internet to find the truth. Go to your SW.com and check out he character bio for Boba Fett, since this is an official site unlike SS.com and see what it says. Boba Fett is a bounty hunter not a great Mandalorian Warrior dumb ass. Also Mickey Suttle posted a script for ROTS as well before the orginal came out it was nothing like the orginal, yet when the real script came out he posted it. There will be no mechanical clone of Vader face it that is a retarded idea we all know that. And if you need any further proof explain this. A rumor of deleted scenes saying Shaak Ti would be in them was on the internett when brought to Mickeys attention he said that there was no such deleted scene and that this was a lie, but now that the scene really does exist he acts like he never said that. If Mickey actually worked for Lucas as a consultant then he would just post on the official SW site. I wanted to defend Mickey to, I was like no this has to be real, but its not there is to much evidence proving otherwise, go check out Shadowscourge, there is alot of info on Mickey and his lies. Stop being duped, I know its hard to beleive, but that stuff is all made up, there is proof of that everywhere on the internet. Try looking up SS, alien documetaries, you can't because they dont' exist, if you type in one of the tittles it just takes you back to SS.com, please dude stop beleiving Mickeys lies, Im telling you the truth, I really am. Sorry your hero is a liar.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2005 9:09 AM
Ok just so that you know I am not speaking out of my ass here is the proof you require.
Supershadow.com is full of lies, but here is the latest stupidity and obviously proves he knows very little about anything, and is not Lucas's inside man. If you don't beleive me go to his website and confirm the info, the Ocotber 2nd stuff is still on the front page for the Sept 29th info go to the jedi archives
Posting from SS.com
Thursday September 29th
"Whats up, SS?(Supershadow: I have the resources of an entire Galactic Empire at my disposal. What will the extraterstials do next?) I heard there is a deleted scene where Shaak Tis death is shown is this real and if so can you place it on the Revenge of the Sith DVD?(Supershadow: False rumor Lucas never filmed a scene for Revenge of the Sith that shows General Grevious killing Shaak Ti.)"
Wow how intresting since that isn't true you can even find the pictures on the net, in fact there is a link futher up this page. So explain to me how Mickey only a few days later completely contradicts himself.
Suday October 2, 2005
"Shadow, Lucas said that General Grevious killing Shaak Ti will be in episode 3 deleted scenes. How will Shaak Ti die? (Supershadow: I probably shouldn't spoil the surprise, but since I know I will reveal that General Grevious kills Shaak Ti by stabbing her in the back with a lightsaber. Pretty sweet.)
Anyway all you have to do his read his site, see this guy is an idiot if this doesn't prove it to you, than I am afraid you won't listen to reason, anyway if this helps you see the light at all come to Shadowscourge we are always looking for new members its are mission to make everyone see the light and expose Mickey for the liar he is, as you can see exposing him is easy convincing fanatical fans is alot harder. Anyway the choice is yours, beleive a lie or face the truth.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2005 10:51 AM
Chosen One, you are right as ALWAYS... It must be frustrating to these dumb Supershadow fans, that ANYTHING they say can be easily shot down by the TRUTH.
Supershadow reply
Posted by Zoomlord (Zoomlordaxl@aol.com) on October 7, 2005 2:34 PM
I Zoomlord, sworn enemy of Supershadow have arrived at yet another forum to join with other nobel knights in the quest to rid the starwars fanbase of Supershadow and his constant search for attention and the spread of lies.
fuck you jackpot! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2005 4:39 PM
The clone mechanical Darth Vader and clone Luke Skywalker is a great...great...GREAT idea I love to see clones of Vader and Luke. Thats exactly what the Dark Jedi do is create these clones in honor of their fallen hero Darth Vader. thats why EPISODE VII will be titled "THE FALLEN HERO" Lucas wrote it and I'm convinced 100% it is his work. The plot summaries say George Lucas not Mickey Suttle however I do believe Mickey did come up some good ideas for the Sequel Trilogy which lucas will use in his work. Everything is in order and GL has sold the Star Wars rights to Mr. supershadow he is in complete control of the next generation of Star Wars(7,8,9) and by 2014 work will begin on the first sequel and there is no way you can stop the Sequel Trilogy from happening. Mr. Supershadow does make mistakes but isn't a bad guy. Don't worry once VII,VIII,IX are made I know you will begin to like him. He is amazing in everyway.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2005 6:02 PM
Mickey Pleassse..... Stop writing in trying to pretend like you have fans we know this is you, its obvious by the way you talk. Mickey if you didn't lie we would like you, you do come up with and "steal" many great ideas, your site is cool, but you should just stop lying about knowing Lucas. First of all if your were now a Lucasfilm employee your website would now be Lucasfilm property and you would have official Lucasfilm Licenseing there would be word of it posted on Starws.com ect ect ect...Come on people, I applaud Supershadow for trying but most of us just arent' this dumb the only people who still beleive in him are kids about 7 and under. Give it up Shadow, and the Fallen Hero, although entertaining fan fiction, is not a G.L. script deal with it. Vader is dead the Emperor is dead and neither are coming back get over it.
the sequel trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2005 8:05 PM
you guys just don't seemt to get it. Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX will based on those scripts on supershadow.com you may not like the Star Wars sequels but they will 100% better then the prequels and the classics. There are no Sith in Episode VII,VIII,IX. The Dark Jedi are the bad guys and the Mandalorians which will be stopped by Luke and the Jedi Knights. The Dark Jedi use imperial DNA from the remnants of the Empire and from Luke's severed right hand(cut in THE EMPIRE STIRKES BACK) to make the clone of Luke and and Darth Vader. Is in the plot summariers. Guys just let me tell you that VII,VIII,IX are going to blow you away. GL is going to let lucasfilm and ILM use photo-realistic technology and CGI to a whole new level and innovated. In Episode IX the Dark Jedi and the Dark Side of the force is defeatet for all eternity. A Dark Jedi is not a Sith however if a Dark Jedi learns the secrets of the Dark Side of the Force they can resurrect the Sith order again. Trust me and have faith by 2014 you will be astounded and shocked with the continuation of the Star Wars saga.
Star Wars: Episode X,XI,XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2005 8:15 PM
All together there are 12 Star Wars movies just how a clock has 12 numbers on it to make a full circle. By 2012 GL will allow supershadow to put the plot summaries to Episode 10,11,12. They take place 1000 years after Luke's Jedi order going into peace and tranquility. There are no more force users or the Dark Side of the Force in 10,11,12. Episode 10,11,12 will be made in 30 years and after GL passes away. Your going to love the next 6 Star Wars movies. They will be based on Lucas's true vision of Star Wars.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2005 9:31 PM
Here is the BOTTOM LINE, LIKE IT OR NOT:
1)Everyone says "Mickey this... Supershadow that... It's at Supershadow.com...". Yet NOBODY can provide ANY proof of ANYTHING at Supershadow.com.
2)NOBODY can actually substantiate ANYTHING from Supershadow.com!
3)Supershadow is just a deranged, obsessed Star Wars Fan. His ENTIRE Site is based on LIES. None of this info is REAL, go to Star Wars.com, and you will see Mace, Boba, are DEAD.
A REAL Lucas interview THIS YOU CAN QUOTE!!!
Int.:"Who do you think is the most popular S.W. Character?"
Lucas: "It must be Boba Fett. If I knew how popular he would have been, I wouldn't have killed him."
Why is none of this CRAP stuff available anywhere other than Supershadow.com? Because it's BULLSHIT.
4)I personally have been callin' his HOUSE to try to reach him on the phone, to tell him what I think.
5)Lucas doesn't even have an E-mail address, THIS IS A WELL KNOWN FACT. Why would he do these interviews? Do you really think he would badmouth his fans?
6)His 'Sequel Scripts' are ACTUALLY Fan Fiction some poor, unknowing, amateur writer submitted to him, and he put it up as real. If I was that guy, I would personally track that man to the edge of the earth if I had to, and MURDER HIM.
7)Are you people like SHEEP?! How gullable are you? Blindly following somebody is NOT a good way to tell someone's character.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2005 9:53 PM
Except Elway I dont' think any of these people are blindly following Mickey. These latest posts are from Mickey himself. Yes when episodes 7,8,and 9 do come out we will love them. There will be no episodes after that When Lucas dies more SW may get made but these will only be poser wanna be's trying to recreate Lucas's films. When Lucas is dead that will be the end. A sequel is in order to wrap up the SW universe. However they will not follow the bs Mickey has presented face it Mickey you have posted fake scripts before and they were wrong, if you were a normal SW fan we would like you, might even agree with you that Lucas should do this Lucas should do that, I mean come on In your GL interviews when asked about hurricaine Katrina you said I have already donated $10 if more money is needed I will donate another $10 first of all I am sure Lucasfilm donated more than this and to make Lucas out to be such a dirt bag, how can you call yourself a SW fan. And also those comments were very mean, we are talking about real people in a real situation and to make it so jovial was very rude. So maybe just maybe you can start telling the truth admit that you don't work for Lucas but you are his number one fan, and that you will try and get ideas to him, and stuff like that, just don't lie anymore Mickey it wouldn't be that hard, you don't have to be this stupid, ok. But of course I doubt this is getting through, but, just maybe, you'll have a Vader moment and turn back to the good side. Obviously we liked your site but when we found out we were being lied to it does tend to make a person angry and the GL interviews are way over the top you should stop those immediately. Rage On Mickey.
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2005 10:14 PM
I wish Supershadow wasn't such a pussy and answer his phone...
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2005 8:31 AM
I know his number is on the net
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2005 8:48 AM
"All together there are 12 Star Wars movies just how a clock has 12 numbers on it to make a full circle. By 2012 GL will allow supershadow to put the plot summaries to Episode 10,11,12. They take place 1000 years after Luke's Jedi order going into peace and tranquility. There are no more force users or the Dark Side of the Force in 10,11,12. Episode 10,11,12 will be made in 30 years and after GL passes away. Your going to love the next 6 Star Wars movies. They will be based on Lucas's true vision of Star Wars."
Haha! What a moron.. Because a clock has 12 numbers it must mean that there will be two more trilogy's!! Zommg!! WTF!! A trilogy about two stupid clones getting killed and then a trilogy about SW without the dark side! YES! FINALLY!! This is going to be so boring! I can't wait to see them!!
Movies about peace and tranquility!! Yippie!!!
Oh! And they are going to be based on Lucas true vision! WOW!
This is going to be superboring..
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2005 11:06 AM
Said perfectly Darth Crisis. Yes Mickey we can't wait for your super boring trilogies it will be so great. There is 144 in a gross so there will be 144 episodes, there are 50 states and 50 stars on the american flag so there will be 50 episodes, oh wait there are 7 day in a weeks so there will only be seven episodes, wait there are four season so we will have only four episodes, george will have to get rid of two of them, and it will be an easy choice right Mickey since he hates ESB and ROTJ because he didn't direct them so these will never have exitsted, and we will just have 4 episodes, everybody forget episodes five and six existed there are only 4 seasons. I mean come on Mickey you know nothing, so shut your pie whole, the world knows your a fraud and the people who leave comments on your site are just screwing with your head or are under the age of seven, I pity you Mickey because you took all the fun out of SW and made some deranged fantasy remember SW is about fun, and enjoying something, if it wasn't enjoyable to go to the movies, they wouldn't be as popular, you are trying to ruin this with your lies and B.S. and Im sick of it. Just stop, being a fraud, and start being a fan.
Supershadow interview reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 9:01 AM
MAD-Hello! I'm Alfred E Neuman from Mad Magazine! Today, I am with supposed God and the REAL man behind Star Wars, Mickey Suttle, aka Supershadow of Supershadow.com. Hello there, Mr. Suttle. How are you today?
SS-I am the creator of the best movie series ever. How would you feel if you were me?
MAD-If I looked like that, I'd commit suicide... Isn't George Lucas the creator of Star Wars?
SS-Well, not really. I took his ideas and amplified them a million times. If it wasn't for me, Star Wars would be nothing.
MAD-Yeah, it's not like Star Wars was a billion dollar franchise 20 years ago! How did you meet Mr. Lucas?
SS-I met him when I had an idea for the new prequel trilogy in 1997. He loved all my ideas for the Trilogy.
MAD-Like Jar-Jar Binks?
SS-Yes, Jar-Jar is the most popular Star Wars character ever. It is my genius that created the best Star Wars movie, The Phantom Menace.
MAD-Oh! So you are responsible for not only the WORST Star Wars character, but the worst movie too?! And you're proud of this?!
SS-Of course! SS is a genius! I totally rock. I am the greatest being the world has ever seen. Nobody is smarter, or better looking than the great SS.
MAD-Uh-huh... Why is your name not in any credits in the prequel movies?
SS-My name is there. You just have to guess what it is. Haha.
MAD-Oh! I didn't see Ass Hole, or Dick Head, or Piece O Shit, in the credits.
SS-Fantastic. You are simply not intelligent enough to see it.
MAD-Ok. What of the latest at Supershadow.com?
SS-Supershadow.com is the number one Star Wars Site on the Internet. I am the biggest genius ever. SS rocks for all time.
MAD- ... I cannot understand, why on your Site it says Yoda is still alive, when the whole world realizes he's dead.
SS-You are just not smart enough to grasp the infinite wisdom of SS. If you question my actions this will make Lucas angry, and he won't let me make more Star Wars.
MAD-Whaa... You're making the next Star Wars movie?!
SS-Where have you been? Haha. SS is the heir to Star Wars. All hail the mega genius of SS.
MAD-Um, ok. So, are you married? Is there a Mrs. Suttle?
SS-No woman living or dead was ever good enough to marry the best looking man alive. I look like an angel, have the genius of Socrates, the Martial Arts of Bruce Lee, and more money than Donald Trump. No one is better than SS. Haha.
MAD-Oh! That's right! Congratulations on your new position at Lucasfilm. Why have they denied this rumor?
SS-Wouldn't you be scared too? Lucas doesn't do anything without my approval. I could fire the entire staff. Tres cool.
MAD-Ok, I guess that's it for today! Thanks for your time, Mr. Suttle. I appreciate it, thanks for stopping by.
SS-You are so fortunate to even spend a second next to me. Perhaps now all your failures in life can be forgotten, as you got to stand two feet within the greatness of SS.
MAD-Ok... Thanks, Mr. Suttle. Where are you off to now?
SS-SS can't stop scoring. I'm going out with four supermodels tonight. If you had as many beautiful woman as I have, you'd have a heart attack. Haha.
MAD-Thanks again for your time, Mr. Suttle. Have a good night.
SS-Fantastic idea. Your suggestion will be forwarded to Lucas.
MAD-Ok... That was Mickey Suttle of Supershadow.com everyone! WHAT A DICK! This is Alfred E Neuman for Mad Magazine, Thanks everybody!
A Friend of Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 11:01 AM
From the annonymous Mr. Sims
I attended Hickory High School with Mickey Suttle in North Carolina from 1994-1998. My mother ran into his last weekend at a parish festival and she was told that Mick is now running StarWars.com. Even though I'm not a Starwars buff that sounded like a pretty high end job. When I got the chance, I visited Star wars.com. but didn't find Mick's name mentioned on it. Out of curiosity I went to google.com and typed in his name. I was almost floored by all the results I found.
I soon discovered he goes by an internet alias "Supershadow" and runs a starwars site of his own. After going there, I could not believe how arrogant and farfetched he comes across. I don?t know if the kid has gone temporarily insane or does a lot of drugs, but his website could not be any farther from the truth. It?s time for me to speak out. Everyone seems to be wondering who the real Supershadow is? Well I have known the kid for years and will spill every bit of knowledge I have about him. Mick was born in Hickory and has lived here his entire life. He was on the football team our freshman year. Running was not one of his talents. He was part of crew who sat on the sidelines nicknamed ?The Fatty Five?. He does NOT date super models and to the best of my knowledge he has never had a serious girlfriend. Even at our dances he would show up alone or with a guy friend. I saw a someone claiming that Mick is really a lawyer here in Hickory. That is, and never was, true. He has worked at a foodmart since high school up until at least last summer.
From what I gather, Mick claims he co-wrote, played a character, and then edited the new Starwars. Believe me, if Mick was friends with George Lucas or had anything to do with the new movie, it would be all over the newspaper here. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!! I will keep my name a secret now for obvious reasons. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them. By the way, here is a picture of Mick from our high school yearbook. As you can see he is not the person pictured on his site
Mr. Sims
Mick is a dick...
Supershadow Q & A reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 11:04 AM
1) Q-Who is Supershadow of Supershadow.com?
A-Supershadow is the internet alias of Mickey Suttle, of Hickory, NC
2) Q-Does SS really have a professional or personal relationship with George Lucas, creator of Star Wars?
A-NO.
3) Q-Has SS ever had anything to do with any Star Wars movie, such as production, acting, effects, props, or casting?
A-NO.
4) Q-Has SS ever even had a tiny ANYTHING to do with the production of Star Wars? Like a grip, or a waterboy? What about catering?!
A-NO
5) Q-What of SS helping, or even creating 'The Phantom Menace' as he claims on his site? He had nothing to do with it?
A-NO
6) Q-What of the George Lucas Interviews on his site? Are they real?
A-NO
7) Q-What about all the 'resurrected' characters, such as Mace Windu and Boba Fett? Did they really survive?
A-NO
8) Q-What about all the characters appearing on SS.com, that nobody else has heard of, such as Nebar Foxis and Darth Rage? They are fake?
A-YES
9) Q-So, just about everything at Supershadow.com is falsified information, or just plain lies?
A-YES, OF COURSE.
10) Q-So, then it is safe to assume Supershadow's entire life is a lie. What is he really like? It is safe to assume he is not a gorgeous handsome man, either! What is Mickey Suttle's life REALLY like?
A-Mickey Suttle is actually a fat, zitted out Jughead. He has a BORING desk job at some Cabinet manufacturing company. The guy intentionally lies to kids, and has invaded the privacy of many people, including people in his own neighborhood. Because he deceives kids, you can easily tell what kind of person Supershadow/Mickey Suttle REALLY is... Supershadow.com is the biggest fraud on the Internet today.
Supershadow Q & A reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 11:07 AM
1) Q-Who is Supershadow of Supershadow.com?
A-Supershadow is the internet alias of Mickey Suttle, of Hickory, NC
2) Q-Does SS really have a professional or personal relationship with George Lucas, creator of Star Wars?
A-NO.
3) Q-Has SS ever had anything to do with any Star Wars movie, such as production, acting, effects, props, or casting?
A-NO.
4) Q-Has SS ever even had a tiny ANYTHING to do with the production of Star Wars? Like a grip, or a waterboy? What about catering?!
A-NO
5) Q-What of SS helping, or even creating 'The Phantom Menace' as he claims on his site? He had nothing to do with it?
A-NO
6) Q-What of the George Lucas Interviews on his site? Are they real?
A-NO
7) Q-What about all the 'resurrected' characters, such as Mace Windu and Boba Fett? Did they really survive?
A-NO
8) Q-What about all the characters appearing on SS.com, that nobody else has heard of, such as Nebar Foxis and Darth Rage? They are fake?
A-YES
9) Q-So, just about everything at Supershadow.com is falsified information, or just plain lies?
A-YES, OF COURSE.
10) Q-So, then it is safe to assume Supershadow's entire life is a lie. What is he really like? It is safe to assume he is not a gorgeous handsome man, either! What is Mickey Suttle's life REALLY like?
A-Mickey Suttle is actually a fat, zitted out Jughead. He has a BORING desk job at some Cabinet manufacturing company. The guy intentionally lies to kids, and has invaded the privacy of many people, including people in his own neighborhood. Because he deceives kids, you can easily tell what kind of person Supershadow/Mickey Suttle REALLY is... Supershadow.com is the biggest fraud on the Internet today.
The SS quotes! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 11:21 AM
SuperShadow: Tres cool.)
(SuperShadow: Walking on hydro.)
(SuperShadow: Sounds killer cool.)
(SuperShadow: Scoring at will as usual.)
(SuperShadow: No way. No single woman is worthy of SS.)
(SuperShadow: I already have plenty of mega hotties at my disposal.)
(SuperShadow: Showing Anakin as a child was all SS? idea. All the massively cool ideas originate from SS.)
(SuperShadow: How can you respect people with absolutely no money or success at life? Pity them always for they are nothing.)
(SuperShadow: Afraid not. My secretary and personal assistant will all be former female fashion models. I have too much respect for them to flaunt their pictures on the Net. You?ll have to pay.)
Yeah sure! I'm going to pay to see some stupid former models! Even if they were nude I wouldn't pay you! LOSER! HAHAHAHA!!!
(SuperShadow: Yeah, I?m going to stop scoring so I can update some stupid map. Get real.)
The map you stole from nav-computer.com? Get real!
(SuperShadow: Lucas is laughing at ya. He says none of those events ever really took place. Man, you?re insane. Hahaha.)
(SuperShadow: None of that crap from the expanded universe exists. Stop wasting my time.)
(SuperShadow: Lucas says it would cost him too much money to produce Revenge of the Sith DVD?s with Spanish subtitles. Remember that Lucas is the cheapest man on the planet and he honestly doesn?t care.)
More SS quotes! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 11:22 AM
George Lucas: A few years ago I asked our legal department if they could find a way we could make money off of kids playing Star Wars. My legal team told me we would have a hard time proving exactly who was using their imagination to play Star Wars with their friends. So unfortunately, I can?t find away to charge kids for pretending they are in the Star Wars galaxy. It seems unfair that people can use my intellectual property and I can?t get paid.
There will be no theatrical films made based on the fictional Great Sith Wars. That never took place in my vision of Star Wars.
Yes, the sequel trilogy will become a reality one day. SuperShadow will be in charge of bringing Episode 7 to 9 to life. Episode 7 should be released in theatres by 2020.
You hear that kids?!! You can't even play or imagine you are in SW without having to pay for it! Nice try Suttle but Lucas says you're wrong!! BWAHAHAAHAAA!!!
George Lucas: I guess I?m not liberal or conservative. I lean both ways. As a conservative, I want low taxes because I don?t think my wealth should be redistributed to poor people who aren?t smart enough to find ways to get rich. Only lazy people are poor so I have no pity for them. If you work hard, you can become just like me. It?s sad that we have so many lazy people dragging down our society. Everybody expects something for free.
So many? What the hell do you know!! LOSER! HAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!
George Lucas: Mace Windu remains hidden after Revenge of the Sith because the Force tells him that he will be needed in the distant future. Windu has a vision of him helping to rebuild the Jedi Knights after the fall of the Sith. Windu allows Obi-Wan and Yoda to begin Luke Skywalker?s training so that the Sith can be destroyed. Windu decides it is best to emerge after the demise of the Sith. Hence, Windu stays hidden until the events of Episode 7.
Kyle Katarn will have at least a cameo role in the sequel trilogy. However, the other characters you mention do not really exist so they will have no role in the sequels.
I?m glad you enjoyed Revenge of the Sith. SuperShadow and I worked really hard to create what we think is the most perfect Star Wars film possible. I?m eternally grateful to Shadow for all that he has done for me. Star Wars will never be the same. Thank God for Shadow.
Mace Windu is not god.
Those other SW don't exist? SW isn't real too!
Shadow? Shadow you say? He is just a pest, dump the loser and pick me!
George Lucas:
More SS quotes! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 11:22 AM
George Lucas: A few years ago I asked our legal department if they could find a way we could make money off of kids playing Star Wars. My legal team told me we would have a hard time proving exactly who was using their imagination to play Star Wars with their friends. So unfortunately, I can?t find away to charge kids for pretending they are in the Star Wars galaxy. It seems unfair that people can use my intellectual property and I can?t get paid.
There will be no theatrical films made based on the fictional Great Sith Wars. That never took place in my vision of Star Wars.
Yes, the sequel trilogy will become a reality one day. SuperShadow will be in charge of bringing Episode 7 to 9 to life. Episode 7 should be released in theatres by 2020.
You hear that kids?!! You can't even play or imagine you are in SW without having to pay for it! Nice try Suttle but Lucas says you're wrong!! BWAHAHAAHAAA!!!
George Lucas: I guess I?m not liberal or conservative. I lean both ways. As a conservative, I want low taxes because I don?t think my wealth should be redistributed to poor people who aren?t smart enough to find ways to get rich. Only lazy people are poor so I have no pity for them. If you work hard, you can become just like me. It?s sad that we have so many lazy people dragging down our society. Everybody expects something for free.
So many? What the hell do you know!! LOSER! HAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!
George Lucas: Mace Windu remains hidden after Revenge of the Sith because the Force tells him that he will be needed in the distant future. Windu has a vision of him helping to rebuild the Jedi Knights after the fall of the Sith. Windu allows Obi-Wan and Yoda to begin Luke Skywalker?s training so that the Sith can be destroyed. Windu decides it is best to emerge after the demise of the Sith. Hence, Windu stays hidden until the events of Episode 7.
Kyle Katarn will have at least a cameo role in the sequel trilogy. However, the other characters you mention do not really exist so they will have no role in the sequels.
I?m glad you enjoyed Revenge of the Sith. SuperShadow and I worked really hard to create what we think is the most perfect Star Wars film possible. I?m eternally grateful to Shadow for all that he has done for me. Star Wars will never be the same. Thank God for Shadow.
Mace Windu is not god.
Those other SW don't exist? SW isn't real too!
Shadow? Shadow you say? He is just a pest, dump the loser and pick me!
George Lucas: Ultimately, you just don?t get it. Jar Jar Binks is a remarkable character. He receives more fan mail at Lucasfilm than all other characters combined. Jar Jar is probably the most successful character in film history. He is the main reason why The Phantom Menace is the highest box-office grosser out of the entire saga. You may nitpick little things from the prequels, but you aren?t a film director, writer and producer. You?ve probably never even been on the set of a real film production. Shadow and I are the experts. We will create Star Wars TV shows that are modeled on what we succeeded with in the prequels. The best is yet to come.
Nobody likes him, ever wondered why he was held back in the other episodes, Mickey?
George Lucas: I?m baffled by your Mace Windu question. When did Windu ever display any dark side tendencies? To suggest, Windu dabbled in the dark side is completely false. This is a fan-generated myth. Windu was one of the most pure of all light side users. He never even came close to the dark side.
You have no knowledge about SW at all do you?
George Lucas: SuperShadow.com is the only source you can find for online interviews with me. I respect SuperShadow too much to allow myself to give interviews to any other person or web site. Since SS.com is the most visited Star Wars web site, this location is the best place to get out my opinions about Star Wars. I hope you understand. It would be a full-time job to give out interviews to every fan on the Net. SS.com is my official web site.
Preproduction date for the fourth trilogy. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 11:51 AM
STAR WARS: EPISODE X,XI,XII will begin preproduction starting with Episode X in 2040.
'The Shadowscourge Chronicles" reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 12:38 PM
'SS Beatdown"
'John Elway on vacation in the Carolina land, I love this beach, with my feet in the sand. As I walk on the shore, ever so subtle, who do I see? None other than Mickey Suttle. I can't believe this as anger fills my head. "Man, if he starts his B.S., this guy is dead." He said "I'm Supershadow, you can't withstand my might! I'm friends with George Lucas, you know that I'm right!" Consumed by rage now, I start to sweat. "Mickey I'm gonna beat you an inch from your death." I start hitting him, two lefts and a right. He want down fast, not much of a fight. Down is S.S., laying at my feet, as he tried in vain to pick up his teeth. "This was for the people, everyone, everywhere! If you continue your lies, I'll be back, so beware!" S.S. went crying to Mommy, how he was beat into submission. "Mickey, that's what you get for going out without permission!"
'Shadowscourge vs. The Pathetic Heretics'
A spacecruiser lands where two highways merge, from it's ramps walks 5 men called Shadowscourge. For Supershadow and Fucknut they have again crossed the line, but they wouldn't hear it, they're gonna pay this time. At a Carolina McDonald's the night hot and balmy, the two ate Happy Meals with Supershadow's Mommy. Five Dark Jedi strode into the place, the look of fear painted on Supershadow's face. Fucknut couldn't believe what he was seeing, before he knew it, in his pants he was peeing. Darth Elway says "We told you and you wouldn't listen. We're here to kill you and this is our mission." Five Lightsabers ignite, my what a bright glow! Drunklightsaber says "I have the first death blow." One saber swing, Fucknut's head is on the floor, who will clean this, man what a chore. "S.S. you're next!" Chosen One says with a wide grin, "The time has come for Shadowscourge to win." Darth Beck plunges his saber into Supershadow's chest, sending him to a premature death. Lords Beck and Crisis can't believe it's over, as they look over Darth Elway's shoulder. It's Supershadow's Mom, with big ass and tits, Chosen One says "Man, that one I wanna hit." She left with us, on to Shadowscourge's place, and there we will take turns cumming on her face.
'SS Beatdown II'
John Elway and Chosen One shopping in a Carolina store. We cannot help but see Supershadow with his Mom the whore. "Supershadow, you're dead!" Chosen One starts to shout, then John Elway punched him in the mouth. His Mom looked for cover, there was nowhere to hide. Then Chosen One threw him into a display of Liquid Tide. I picked up a case of of soda, and smashed it on his face, then his Mom frantically ran out of the place. We pummeled him awfully, made his face look like meat. We began to leave now, back out in the heat. The manager said "Why did you do that, why don't you just go!" Then we told him "He's Supershadow, you didn't know?" As he knealt next to him, we thought he would help him to his feet. Instead he hit him too and said "This is for my son you geek!"
'Shadowscourge vs. Sir Limpdick'
As Sir Limpdick returned home from the bar, he couldn't find a woman, they all ran really far. He was so old and ugly, he can't get a girl! He was a drunken mess, he started to hurl. As he returned home to his ghetto slum, much to his dismay, he saw John Elway gettin' some. He was mounted on his daughter, penetrating away. I said to the black fool "You think I'm gay??" Limpdick was enraged now, he wanted to fight. I'd be mad too if I wasn't white. As I was done with his daughter, planting my 'seed', I will begin with my next great deed. First with my fists I beat him down. He can't touch me! I wear the crown! Knocked out his teeth, and bleeding all over the place, he looked even worse now with a broken face. Suddenly, there I was with my lightsaber, standing. I said "I will spare you if you leave, this I am demanding!' As Limpdick ran out with his teeth in his hand, John Elway called the Shadowscourge band. "I got another victim for us.", I let them know. Shadowscourge to the ghetto they go. Another night of hot sex with Limpdick's girl in the bed. Darth Elway said "Tell Dad not to fuck with me, next time he's dead." A sex party in the ghetto, with more fun to be had. Still know sign of Limpdick, this young gitl's Dad.
'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore'
This was not over, the night was still dark, as Shadowscourge left for Fucknut's trailer in the park. The five Dark Jedi had knocked on the door, and who else answered, Fucknut's Mom Superwhore. Darth Elway said "Now that the job is done, get ready Ms. Fucknut, it's time for some fun!" The orgy was wild, we fucked her over and over, before Drunklightsaber said "Now get ready, bendover!" Hemmoroids forever, that's what she has gotten, Chosen One said "Man, her pussy smells rotten!" We took Fucknut's stuff as we started to mooch, Darth Elway said "Superwhore, you better go douche." Now she was clean and ready for more action, but most of us had already got satisfaction. We were almost ready to start our leavin', as Darth Crisis and Darth Beck covered her with more semen.
'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore II'
A sex party in a trailer, that was Fucknut's place. We were bangin' his Mom hard, she was red in the face. The door swung open and it was his Father, we didn't care, didn't stop so why should we bother? He staggered into the trailer as usual, drunk. He looked like a bum. Man, he really stunk! He said angrily "Get off my wife or you'll pay! Darth Elway said "We did... for the day!" Surrounded by Dark Jedi each with a lightsaber. His life was almost over, there will be no lifesaver. Chosen One with a slash and it was already done. Darth Crisis said "Superwhore, time to deposit more cum." The orgy continued all through the night. by the time it was over, we had blue balls alright! For Shadowscourge, the last two days were too funny. Drunklightsaber said "We better go get more money!" As we left the trailer which Fucknut called his home, we saw Fucknut's sister her name was Joan. "Am I next?" she said willingly, this we could not believe, as Darth Beck said "Now our dicks you will receive."
'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore III'
High in the sky a Spacecruiser emerges. The markings on it identify it as Shadowscourge's. We landed on a hill next to some trashy Bungalo which, there we would find the world's ultimate bitch. Supershadow's Mom, the new Superwhore, Fucknut's Mom holds the title no more. 5 Dark Jedi, all ringing the bell. She answered in panties, with Pussy to sell. The Chosen One said "Let's get the party started!" So much for Supershadow's house being guarded. Mrs. Supershadow's body was so fine! All it takes to 'SCORE' with that woman is wine. We were laying her hard, fucking her like crazy, to this day even my memory is hazy. As I shot another load deep inside her backdoor, I heard a rumaging in the room nextdoor. It was Mickey's room, all filled with tiny toys. We knew this was a room for little baby boys. We trashed his room and destroyed his computer completely, while I filled Superwhore's twat, ever so neatly. Drunklightsaber said "It's almost time, we should go.", as Lords Beck and Crisis were still gettin' a blow. Superwhore was mad, she is so sick. Even after all that, all she thought of was dick! "It's not over yet!", she started to scream. Then Darth Elway filled her mouth with more cream. Written and produced by Shadowscourge, 2005
'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore IV'
Shadowscourge at Supershadow's, we were fuckin' his Mom in every hole. For her son's disgrace, she must pay a heavy toll. Shadowscourge is strong now, Supershadow's fake we all say. I guess an Orgy with his Mom is the way he should pay! Darth Elway heard something, and said "What's that?" In comes Supershadow's Daddy, he was really fat! "Get off my wife!" he started to yell. Then Chosen One whacked him in his huge gut, and he fell. When he hit the floor, the house shook with a thunderous roar. This shows that the fat fuck shouldn't eat anymore! 5 Dark Jedi with lightsabers, surround his huge swollen mass. Then drunklightsaber said "When we're done, we're gonna fuck your wife's ass." Darth Crisis with a slash, and the blubbery fool had expired. Darth Beck said to Superwhore "We want more sex, don't you be tired." $23 was all that was needed, so our sex appetites could be well feeded. Darth Elway said "WHO says I'm a fag?" On Chosen One's dick, Superwhore started to gag. We fucked Supershadow's Mom raw, like the pig that she is. Then we drowned her in a sea of our jizz. We took our leave, from fucking his Mom we started to tire. Then we lit little Mickey's room on fire.
'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore V'
Supershadow was home when he strolled down memory lane. He lives in a fantasy, he's totally insane. He remembers the times when he felt strong. Now his list of friends is not very long. Mickey contemplated his next move as he sat on the floor. Suddenly 5 Dark Jedi smashed through the door. It was Shadowscourge, they had Supershadow trapped. Mickey was so scared, in his pants he crapped. Five Lightsabers ignite, such a bright light. Shadowscourge had him now, we had won the fight. As we were starting the slaughter, entered Superwhore, with perfume she had gotten from the dollar store. Mickey was happy his Mom saved him, imagine the luck. Supershadow's Mom said 'Downstairs guys, I wanna fuck!" Superwhore was a hooker, that was her job. We gangbanged her hard, after all, she's a slob. We all shot loads of hot cum in her eye. Then little Mickey started to cry. Chosen One said "Your website is WACK." Darth Elway said "Cut your shit or we'll be back." Shadowscourge left, returning to their Cruiser. Now Superwhore was with her son, the big loser. Mickey asked "Mommy, what do we do now?" Superwhore said "Elway has a huge dick, wow!"
'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VI'
At Chucky Cheese's, there was a big birthday bash. A party for Supershadow, with his family of white trash. Little Mickey was so happy, this day was so great! He did not know Shadowscourge was coming, filled with tremendous hate. We landed our Cruiser outside, and went inside through the door. When Supershadow saw us, his face hit the floor. Little Mickey cried, "You guys again! Always ruining my day!" Chosen One replied "We're sick of the lies, and now is time to pay." As we got ready to finish him off for good, Superwhore jumped in front of us, suddenly Darth Elway got wood. Superwhore said, "Do you have any money? If so we can fuck." Darth Crisis said "I got ten bucks, so you're in luck!" We grabbed her and headed back to our cruiser. Then we saw Mickey crying, man, what a loser! Supershadow's Mom Superwhore said, "Just what I need, five dicks!" Darth Elway informed her, "Shadowscourge is now six..." Darth Xanatos and Darth Omicron revealed their true faces. Then we began too fill all Superwhore's wet spaces. The orgy was sweaty and wild, every hole was filled. We all fucked her so hard, she's lucky she wasn't killed! We all shot loads of man cream on her face. Then we brought her back to Mickey, and put him in his place! "We'll be back." Lord Beck told him this. Then we saw there, Mick's older Sis. She looked pretty nice, with child-bearing hips. She was probably a slut, with those blowjob lips. "Do I get some too?" we thought this was too funny! Darth Xanatos said "We'll be back for you too, Honey..." As we boarded our Cruiser, departing the scene, Mickey cried out "You ruined my Birthday, you're MEAN!!"
'Shadowscourge vs. Superwhore VII'
The Shadowscourge Cruiser lands safely in the lot. Now we're here for Mick's sis, she's so hot. Superslut wanted to fuck us as well. I think Superwhore will be mad as hell! A small crowd of Dark Jedi, at the door to Supershadow's house. Who else answered but Mickey, the little mouse. Darth Elway said "Out of our way.", and tossed him aside, as six Dark Jedi make their way inside. Superwhore was here now, and Drunklightsaber gave her some money. Superwhore said to him "Now let's fuck Honey!"
We went upstairs, but six was too many of us. Enter Superslut, now there was no fuss. Sis of Mick was young and hot, she looked like a pro. She looked at Chosen One and said "You ready? Let's go!" Superwhore was screaming as she was triple-teamed. Superslut was busy getting her asshole reemed. It was a sweaty orgy, I have seen no other. The door swung open, it was Superslut's little brother.
He started screaming at the top of his lungs, what a little baby! "Get off my Ma, she's a nice lady!" Darth Crisis whacked him, and he went flying. I was fucking Superslut's ass so hard, she was crying! As we finished with Superslut, we painted her face with cum. I couldn't help to notice everyone was now done. Superwhore wiped some cream from her lip. Darth Beck said "For you Superslut, a tip." He threw the money at her, she grabbed it and ran. Chosen One said to Darth Elway "We're not finished here, man."
We looked for little Mickey but Supershadow was not found. Shadowscourge left without making a sound. We boarded our ship, and we took off into the night. Supershadow came out of hiding, now in plain sight. Mickey screamed "I hate you guys! I'll get you!" Superwhore said "Mickey, I have chores for you to do!"
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 12:44 PM
I have turned this into the Mickey/SS flaming thread!!
Come to Shadowscourge and join the Crusade!! The BEST place to fight for truth, justice, and ending lil' Mickey Suttle's LIES and destroying SS and SS.com.
http://s14.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php?act=idx
RE: Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 1:48 PM
oforgodsakes
RE: Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 1:55 PM
the main reason never to make episodes 7,8,9:
7+8+9 = 24
24 is NOT a prime number
all beautiful things are made from combinations of prime numbers
ergo
episodes 7,8,9 would be ugly, woeful, banal narrantives
so don't make them
QED
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 2:46 PM
What???
I guess that makes about as much since as why Mickey Suttle, is still alive. I guess N.C. is a very boring place otherwise Mickey might have grown up already.
newforumuser reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 4:57 PM
just thought i'd share this with you all: Some people on supershadow's website wewre talking about the "plot error" that exists in episode IV when ben kenobi says that luke's father wanted him to have his lightsaber...i wrote into SuperIdiot as a joke to see what the fucker would say, and he couldn't be more wrong. oh yeah trried my best to suck up to him like the rest of his pathetic followers do, it seems he likes to post those kind of questions. read this:
Hey Supes. You dominate the world and own so hardcore. (SuperShadow: SS is the world?s first dictator and a genius at everything.) Just thought I'd share something with you. Personally, I don't think that Obi-Wan telling Luke Skywalker that his father wanted Luke to have his light saber is a plot mistake.
We can assume that Anakin would have wanted his son or daughter to have the light saber (had he not turned to the dark side). (SuperShadow: You?re stretching things a bit. Don?t ya think?) After all, Obi-Wan is very vague when he speaks of Anakin's "death" in Episode IV. (SuperShadow: Obi-Wan tells Luke nothing but lies about Luke?s father.)
So I guess I'm just saying that Anakin might have wanted Luke to have his light saber had he not turned to the dark side. (SuperShadow: Possible, but we have no evidence that this was true. Anakin probably didn?t care much about his kids.)
Thanks for your time, please post! (SuperShadow: You win. Lucky you. Go play the lottery.) Score some for Pittsburgh! - Master Jedi Kistha. (SuperShadow: Pitt getting schooled in football this season.)
WHAT A MORON! Saying that Obi-Wan only tells Luke lies during thqat scene? I'm pretty sure anakin WAS a good pilot and a very good friend.
Fuck off SuperShadow, what a stupid asshole.
Luke and Bens conversation in A NEW HOPE. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 5:42 PM
The reason why Obi-Wan lied to Luke in Episode IV-A NEW HOPE that Anakin wanted Luke to have his lightsaber when he was old enough was because Obi-Wan didn't want dishonor Anakin before he turned to the dark side as Darth Vader. What Obi-Wan is trying to say is Anakin wouldn't have wanted Luke to have his lightsaber if he knew that his children had lived in REVENGE OF THE SITH Anakin assumed that Padme' lost the chilid but was unaware Padme' was pregneant with twins. The past was just to painful for Obi-Wan so he wanted so part of the good times he had with Anakin pasted down to Luke.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 5:52 PM
Shadowscourge=Supershadow aka mickey suttles lies revealed to the world.
6 is evil there for Star Wars is evil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 5:57 PM
I think its wrong for there to be only 6 Star War movies.
6 is the devil's number we(the fans) can not allow there to be only 6 Star Wars movies it is wrong and evil. However 7 or more Star Wars movies is good, pure, and holy.
And any mother fucking asshole that says Star Wars is only about Anakin Skywalker is a fucking asshole and is really seduced by the dark side. It is not! It about the Skywalker family. Trilogy 1(I,II,III father) Trilogy 2(IV,V,VI son), Trilogy 3(VII,VIII,IX holy ghosts[Jedi Knights] grandchildren) Trilogy 4(X,XI,XII miscellaneous)
I'm gonna kill myself reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 6:04 PM
Hi everybody this is Mickey Suttle A.K.A supershadow and guess what I'm gonna kill myself for being your little Star Wars bitch. Isn't that great!!!!!! I no longer have to lie to world abour Star Wars.
But before I do I'm gonna make Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX illegally out of the USA. Lucas is my friend and I will to what ever it takes to see 6 more Star Wars movies are made. both 7,8,9 and 10,11,12. Coming Soon "THE FALLEN HERO" Episode VII. See you soon Jerky Turkies.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2005 7:10 PM
Nooooooooooooo' Mickey please dont' kill yourself.LOL Actually never mind please go ahead and do us all the favor. Good luck making your illegal episodes since you are a GL consultant and on the payroll now and have been passed on the franchise why not just make them here legally? Oh yeah because you are insane and like to make up shit. Mickey you are a unintellingent pile of wookie infected puss, with gunagn shit on top, dumb ass....
Mickey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2005 8:07 AM
Mickey, did you go cryin to Disney blog? I had a good thing going there , I turned at least 11 of your followers. It was easy, all I have to do is beat you to the punch on some kind of news, or as usual you stick your foot in your mouth, like the Greivous deleted part on the DVD, that was great! (it never happened, that was classic!) Just think, all you have to do is eliminate all your lies and you could be accepted as a hardcore fan. You have strong Starwars interest, you have some good ideas (sort of) and somehoow I feel like im talkin to a 3 year old kid!!!!
Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2005 11:12 AM
Anyone who is turning Mickey's legions of brainwashed fans has done a terrific thing by exposing them to the truth. Come and join Shadowscourge, we are on the front lines in the battle against Supershadow.com, and lil' Mickey's labyrinth of lies and deception.
http://s14.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php?act=idx
RE: Yoda reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2005 11:45 AM
now thats just retarted
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2005 11:47 AM
if this is ur real info than ur a dumbass. ur ganna get urself mugged raped and murdered.
(just a word of warning)
RE: I'm gonna kill myself reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2005 11:50 AM
...i dont beleive you.
you would kill urself ur just saying that. you dont know lucas (saying you do doesnt make it so) you cant make movies they cost millions of dollers(you dont have the money). and finally if ur ganna kill urself do it. dont just talk about it. do it do it do it do it. you wont do it you pussy
RE: 6 is evil there for Star Wars is evil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2005 2:08 PM
Let's face it, order 66 was related to 666 or 616 (as found in older texts) and SW is about killing and amusement.
BTW! I am a new follower of SS and I can't wait to 789 the holy ghosts! and the SW miscellanious movies wich are about nothing exciting at all! KILLER COOL!!! YAY!! HURRAY FOR SS BEING SUCH A MEGA MORON!
Your all dick heads reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2005 8:02 PM
I do to know GL him and I are best friends. Together Episode VII,VIII,IX will be better the classic trilogy and 100 times better then the stupid prequel trilogy. I will say ROTS was the best of the Prequels. VICTORY OF THE FORCE (Episode IX) will be the best of the Sequels. Ohhhh and Episode X,XI,XII are going to blow you guys away in 2040 for Preproduction on Episode 10. bye
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2005 9:42 PM
Whoever you are give it up, stop being a dork we know your not Mickey because he would never call the prequels stupid he thinks they are far superior to the classic trilogy, and also he would never say ROTS is better than TPM which in Mickeys opinion is the most successful SW film of all time.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 7:26 AM
we know yournot the real mikey as he too busy ruining peoples lives with his lies
Darth Crisis RE: SS is reeal!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 9:49 AM
Your all dickheads?
your all dickheads
my all dickheads
his all dickheads
What the hell is that supposed to mean?? If you meant you're or you are then I must say that you are an illiterate little child. Sorry.
Is your nickname Sloppy Monkey by the way? Please tell us your name because you sure as hell aren't the real SuperShadow.
Of course you don't answer this because you just randomly say stuff like "u al idots!! i mak ep IIII IIIII ant eleven! cuz dat s like a clok u knuw!" and then your off again, I would really be impressed if I actually got an answer. HAHAHA!!!
Zoomlord misses Superstupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 12:14 PM
What happened to the most glorius site Superstupid.com? I used to go there whenever I got the urge to strangle Mickey, but now it redirects to some people and thier "We go on way too many vacations"pix.
RE: you suck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 2:25 PM
YOUR THE FREAKIN RETARD!
LOSERS! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 2:56 PM
YOU ARE ALL WRONG! THIS RUMOR IS TRUE; WHETHER YOU THINK YOU CAN BITCH ABOUT IT OR NOT!
RE: dumbass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 3:12 PM
If your butt thinks, what can your head do RETARD!
Master Yoda reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 3:14 PM
True this rumor is. Belivie it, you must.
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 5:53 PM
Shut up and go sign the Star Wars Episodes 7-9 petion to get the movies made.
RE: ..I..(@_o) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 5:57 PM
Go get a life,and stop critsizing Star Wars.
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 5:59 PM
shut up! He is not a lying bastard and you know it!
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 6:00 PM
go for it!
RE: damn supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 6:04 PM
No, but are you sure his a bitch?
RE: Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 6:13 PM
NOW LISTEN HERE! EPSODIES 7-( WILL APPEAR AND IT IS'T BULLSHIT!
RE: you all suck quite badly reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 6:14 PM
Well then, WHY DON"T YOU DO THE SAME RETARD!
RE: Star Balls episode: eat shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 6:16 PM
SHUT UP JERKWARD!
Yes Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2005 8:57 PM
STAR
WARS
Prequel trilogy(Beginning)
THE PHANTOM MENACE I
ATTACK OF THE CLONES II
REVENGE OF THE SITH III
Classic Trilogy(Middle)
A NEW HOPE IV
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK V
RETURN OF THE JEDI VI
Sequel Trilogy(End)
THE FALLEN HERO VII
THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS VIII
VICTORY OF THE FORCE IX
Thawn or Miscellaneous Trilogy
Episode X-?
Episode XI-?
Episode XII-?
I will give Supershadow credit. He very smart and perceptive. He knows exactly how to come up with good ideas for Star Wars and I bet the Sequels will rule.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2005 2:23 AM
The only person I know who would give Supershadow credit is his own psychotic alter ego Mickey Suttle, way to go posting about your stupid site again Mickey. Mickey we all know you are a mentally retarted person who has add, so why don't you stop this psychotic shit, you freak of freaks, your shit is starting to drive me crazy I am so sick of you being the dumbest man on the planet, give it up already.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2005 7:40 AM
LOL!! First some random retard comes to say shut up to posts of a year ago wich the original poster will never read anyway AND THEN THAT IDIOT COMES BACK TO SAY THE EXACT SAME THING!! Hahahaha!! What a moron! He doesn't even read the posts directed to him but only posts some dumb clock episode message again! He must be a nine year old! WHahahaha!!
RE: Zoomlord misses Superstupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2005 8:01 AM
http://utenti.lycos.it/superstupid/
It should work, I can get there, maybe you've got spyware on your computer wich altered the internet explorer or something..
Zoomlord found Superstupid, thank god! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2005 10:07 AM
Ok, that helps. Not sure whats up, but I used to type in superstupid.com and it worked. Now it redirects to another site. I was worried for like...24 hours.
Zoomlord asks: Mickey met Lucas where? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2005 10:28 AM
Funny as all hell. Mickey says Lucas saw one of his documentarys and had to meet him. Gee, you must have to order them overseas since they cant be found anywhere except Mickeys sick mind. So heres my version-
Mickey has a dream that he makes a documentary about cow raping aliens, Lucas sees it and of course wants to hire him because all famous film-makers want people who make underground videos to make thier life's work a masterpiece. The rest is history. And now we all know why the prequel trilogy was ok instead of great like the original is because Lucas had an underground documentary film-making buttmonkey aledgedly consult him, hence- Jarjar, who looks kinda like a cow raping alien-
cmontheplane reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2005 10:52 AM
yeah that just pisses the hell out of me. FUCK YOU MICKEY! I honestly don't see how he lives with himself.
Mickey Suttle Rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2005 4:42 PM
Rock and rolls Mickey!!!!
.Clones of Darth Vader and Luke
.Tons Dark Jedi
.Mandelorians
.Rogue Squadrons
.all the jedi ghost from the prequls
oh yeah baby the Sequel Trilogy is going to rock.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 7:26 AM
Supershadow is not real hes a fake and is telling lies anyone that doesn't think so are gulible as hell so you are wankers
"LETS PRAISE SUPERSHADOW" reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 12:24 PM
'Star Wars," got a baby love'' supershadow-supershadow' "Star Wars gotta baby love'' supershadow.'
"'Episode I,II,III,IV,V,VI,VII...VIII,IX,X...XI..XII'"
"Star Wars baby-loveeee..ohhhhh Super...shadow'" The Jack of Star Warssss''" supershadow.
"All prise the lord... who finshes the last 6. Supershadow'""
Baby-love...Babby-love of Star Wars. Suuuupppppeeeer shadow. Yeahhhhh, that jazz!
Quit it Mickey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 1:42 PM
Mickey, take your camcorder or whatever you made your fantasy documentary thingys with, take your little starwars toys and get going! Why wait? You have scripts made (You say) and have a contract with Lucasfilm (you say) so what are you waiting for? Heres what your waiting for: Nothing. Because thats all you have , nothing. Theres no woman, no stupid corporate jet, movie stars or even a decent fastfood joint, because its not there. Ok heres a hint for you Mickey, maybe I am an insider, and there are no plans that you speak of. Im not telling you anymore because you'll only use it as fuel for your ongoing lies. In fact your a waste of my time and anyone who reads your crap.
hmmmmmmmm! Jelious reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 3:26 PM
To bad but I do have a contract of Lucasfilm and I have everything a person can ask for in the lap of luxory. So all I have to say is ha,ha,ha,haeha HA!
RE: Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 3:45 PM
Gee, SORRY FOR BIENG STUPID!I make a little mistake and you think I'm a retard! I'm with you, not against you. Look, I didn't look at the dates OK? Besides I'm with you on Mickey's a.k.a Supershadow made up bullshit. For now on, I'll post on this page as Genral Grevious 2. Keep me updated about your attack on Mickey. And, tell me how I can help.
Genral Grevious 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 3:47 PM
Sure you do Mickey, sure you do.
G. Grevios II asks: Mickey, are you a moron? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 3:53 PM
WHY WOULD WE BE JEALOUS OF YOUR"SCRIPT".
RE: reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 3:56 PM
NEVER EVER PRAISE MICKY.THAT's RETARDED!!!
G. Grevious 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 6:38 PM
To Dark Crisis: Want to help you. can get info if needed.
G. Grevious 2 to Shadowscorge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 6:45 PM
Did you put Supershadow's girlfriend on his own website?! @WE$0ME!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 8:39 PM
No we didn't put that girl on his site the dork did that himself. Elway where are you? Noooooooooooooo. Mickey stop your crap now or I will start posting in your box 100,000 times a day, your driving me crazy.
I'm gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 8:40 PM
Yes as a consultant of Lucas I've steadly grown very fond of Mr. Lucas and have these emotional attraction of GL this ifatuation I..I can't let go its tearing me apart eheeoohhhh I LOVE GEORGE LUCAS!!!!
eeeeooohhWOW
UU))))))))))) )
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 9:07 PM
No, I'm not Mickey. I've got no clue were you go that idea. I'm a person who wants to help, AND I"M NOT, MOST DEFINETLY< Mickey. My real name is Brandon.
RE: I'm gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 9:10 PM
G. Grevious 2: WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS CRAP?!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 9:41 PM
I wasn't calling you Mickey I just meant in general Mickey keeps coming to Shadowscourge trying to Fwith us, he is driving me crazy he is a deluded fool. Anyway if you havn't joined Shadowscourge please do the address is http://s14.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php?showforum=8
Thanks man
And Elway Come Back Please.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2005 10:32 PM
Mickey I know all of your alter egos, and that you have infiltrated Shadowscourge, your not fooling me for one minute so don't even try anymore. GOT IT!!
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 7:03 AM
G. Grevious 2: As a matter a fact I just joined a few minutes before this post.How do I post my profile?
To Mickey from Zoomlord reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 7:35 AM
Like I said Mickey, Why wait?
Go ahead and make them.
We are all waiting. And by the way your script's
suck worse than a burned out ghetto crack whore, they will do so bad at the box office the fans will burn the theatres down just to get rid of the vile crap you tried to write. You will have to hire 3rd rate actors off the street, theres not an actor in the world that would destroy thier future on that crap. Tell Lucas in your next dream after you put the pipe down (lol) he would be better off to get Peter Jackson to direct them.
In fact, as I think about it, your in a way a sort of anti Starwars fan. you are destorying with your stupid ideas the very foundation of the original story, for if you were smart, and an insider as you claim you would know the background story George wrote in the early seventies and would know that your "story" does not fit. Explain that.
Trivia for Mickey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 7:43 AM
Question in 4 parts: Do Wookies have a connection to the force?
In what media does this refer to?
What year did this information originate from?
What character revealed this information?
Mickey, this information is canon, and if you are an "insider" as you claim you should be able to answer it without a search which I cant verify. Give it a shot buddy.
I will give the correct answer after your possible reply- Zoomlord
Jesus tap danceing..... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 8:23 AM
Good god. Now ive seen it all. I can die now.
Mickey has created a George Lucas blog (actualy 2) on myspace.com to further his fantasy. Thats just freakin sick, demented and just plain weird.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 10:22 AM
Can you imangine the case study the world of Psychology could do on Mickey, it would be monumental to find so many psychological disorders, and metal retardations in one man. Its unbeleivable.
G. Grevious 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 10:33 AM
Chosen one, how do you post a picture for your name on the website?
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 10:36 AM
I AGRREE.
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 12:09 PM
Have any of u noticed...
When we started our forum, there happens to be a lot of S.S. supporters coming here now. I think it's a little suspicious. I think Mickey's here posing as his supporters(Which don't exsist) trying to make us think ppl care about him.
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 12:20 PM
I will return shortly, once I am back, SS WILL PAY...
I'll be back in less than a week...
The Dark Jedi will Reign.
Long live Shadowscourge.
May the Force be with you...
Mickeys hickeys reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 12:48 PM
Yes Lord Xanatos, it would appear that Mickey retardo would have many supporters, and not the athletic type. I Darth Zoom, AKA the Zoomlord would like to refer to those who would support one who is so ignorant as "Mickeys Hickeys" as they deserve no better.
Surly they must suck as much as Mickey himself.
RE: Darth Xanatos from Genral Grevious 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 1:00 PM
I agree. Who would want to support Mickey except himself. What a Loser.
HeHaho reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 1:17 PM
I just sent Superstupid a lotta A's. See how he likes that eh!?
whaaahahaaaaa! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 2:46 PM
oohhho eehhhaaaaa
dam this is some gooddddddd weed. Lucas made me a consultant now I can some all the weed I want. All the crack I'll ever need.
Star Wars in the palm of my hands just like the sun. muuuahhhhahahaha.
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 2:53 PM
You got that right buddy. Finally someone with a brain.
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 3:10 PM
The scripts on supershadow.com are terrible! If that's what the movies are gonna be like I'd rather they not be made. But it's all BS. Shadow claims to have made most of the movie however he is not seen anywhere in the credits. The guy is on crack. End of story. So forget it all. Lucas is notmaking another trilogy. If you were a rich like him would you spend the last years of your life waking up at 4 AM every morning. I don't think so. People get old. I would love however to see him fix up the sabre duels in the classic trilogy to match the prequal trilogy. If Dooku can fight like that at his age why can't Ben? Enough said.
Lets bring down SS. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 7:15 PM
WHOS WITH ME?
Lets form a rebellion againt this evil empire led by supershadow.
That scum has to be stopped. I wish I could just take plane down to hikory NC find that son of a bitch and make his life a living hell. Beat his ass raw. I can't stand him hes driving me crazy. The fucking homo.
"There will be a substancial reward to the one who brings me Mickey Suttle." You are allowed to use what ever necessary means of force but I want him alive."
SUPERSHADOW is done for.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 7:32 PM
yes it is stupid
Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 7:39 PM
I know everybody says Star Wars is about Anakin Skywalker and I do give Anakin credit for bring balance of the force in Episode VI-Return of the Jedi, however you can't leave out the son in the story Luke Skywalker should get the credit too. If Episodes VII,VIII,IX are made what ever their titled will continue the story of where Episode VI-ROTJ left off. A story consists of a beginning, middle, end. Lucas made the middle trilogy first, then went back and did the backstory which is the beginning of the story but the story must have an end trilogy. Question will pop up like now that the Empire is defeated what will happen in the new republic, what about Luke repopulating the Jedi order to old republic heights? Will Leia become a Jedi? Is Darth Sideous really dead or was that his clone in Episode VI-ROTJ? What about Mara Jade Skywalker, the Solo kids and Ben Skywalker? The Sith could be dead or can they? Can they be revived by the Dark Jedi? Maybe Kyle Katarn? I don't believe supershadow but maybe those scripts were stolen from lucas and they are real. In my heart I think Lucas has already wrote the real scripts to VII,VIII,IX and will revel something on the next trilogy in 10 years, maybe.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2005 4:49 AM
can we have names please instead of random shit posts
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2005 10:26 AM
Oh sorry grievous 2, I thought it was just something random again.
As for the people who think Lucas has some story in his mind. I'm sorry to break the news but GL had nine episodes in mind at first but reduced it to 6, it was supposed to be a B-Movie series and the emperor wasn't supposed to appear untill episode 9, everything changed, he never even had a good idea what the prequels would be about and that is noticable if you look at the chaotic overall storyline. Lucas never allowed SW literary to be put out if it were about post SW too, because he wanted to do it himself, so because he did allow books after episode 6 we must conclude that he isn't planning to go further, the ending of episode 6 was supposed to be the ending of 9. To believe he is going to go on is wishfull thinking.
But if he does make another trilogy it would probably be about KotOR or in the far future hundred of years after episode 6, I don't think he will ever make a movie trilogy about the EU books as they probably wouldn't be that great on the big screen.
But this post will not stop the moronic SS posts anyway because they don't bother to read this anyway.
love for george reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2005 6:14 PM
hey, anyone who wants to make fun of george lucas will fuckin die. lucas is a greats guy who love movies and his family. so anyone who is planning to scorn george will fuck off bitch
sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2005 7:42 PM
slopp'ys back and mad and glad and sad and chad hahah
EU for the sequels reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2005 8:53 PM
I don't see why it would hurt to have EU for the Sequel Trilogy and the continuation of Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Lando, C3PO and R2D2.
A little bit of EU plus
the rebuilding of the Jedi order to old republic heights and the new republic.
Well what are some Dark Jedi villians in the EU books? We can still jackasses idea by using the Dark Jedi as villians. I can't believe people don't want a third trilogy that sucks a third trilogy would be good for the franchise. I have a feeling that if the tv shows are based on minor character and no Vader or Obi-Wan then that is going to kill Star Wars. Star Wars was ment to be movies however Clone Wars was great and action packed because it was cartoon but the story needs to continue. 1,2,3(beginning) 4,5,6(middle) 7,8,9(end).
remember my words.
Father and Mother(I,II,III)
Brother and Sister(IV,V,VI)
grandchildren and cousins
(VII,VIII,IX)
The Skywalker family
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2005 10:12 PM
Dammit Mickey, you are supposed to answer my trivia question so that you can prove yourself to the masses that you are not as ignorant as you would appear.
Im calling you out again,if you cant come out of your closet (for real) and answer this than you just cant hang with the big boyz. yep, the real fans are just too much for you.
RE: EU for the sequels reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2005 7:51 AM
continuation of Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Lando, C3PO and R2D2.
Those droids for example made the PT universe look small, it ruins the sci-fi feeling of star wars by constantly having the same people popping up everybody.
We can still jackasses idea by using the Dark Jedi as villians. I can't believe people don't want a third trilogy that sucks a third trilogy would be good for the franchise.
I wouldn't want Star Wars ruined just for some franchise. Dark jedi suck as enemies, the sith are the rivals of the jedi not the jedi themselves, nobody wants to see that.
remember my words.
Father and Mother(I,II,III)
Brother and Sister(IV,V,VI)
grandchildren and cousins
(VII,VIII,IX)
The Skywalker family
Wow, did you make that up by yourself or did your pal supershadow make that up for you? It doesn't really impress anyone by the way but nice 30th try.
But anyway, GL will not go against the approved EU books because of some made up true vision wich is actually Mickey Suttle wish. And making movies about the EU books will not be done by Lucas too, they will probably suck on the big screen anyway and the scripts on SS.com are worst.
If that would be a movie then everybody would hate SW and Lucas.
IAMED_2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2005 9:19 AM
"When Revenge of the Sith comes out in November, will it be sold as a trilogy or just by itself? (SuperShadow: There is no market for prequel trilogy DVD packages. Everybody already owns The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones on DVD. Thus, it would be pointless to release them as a single, high-priced triple pack.)" - Supershadow.com
HA HAHAH HAHAH HAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH HAHHHAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH HAHAHA HAAH
HEHHEHEH
You'd think that the guy who ran that scam would at least have some sense. I would think that it would be apparent to everyone that there is going to be a prequel trilogy released as a pack, however, I turned out to be wrong. Heh. Heheheh. What an idiot. The fans even WANT a prequel trilogy pack (or a sextilogy pack) because it has more collection value. It's also worth lots of money to the distributor. EVERBODY wins (except, obviously, SuperShadow, who has added YET ANOTHER mistake to his record).
Your all wrong. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2005 10:45 AM
Dark Jedi would be good villians and people would want to see that. If Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX books and novels are written in a couple of years there will be Episode VII,VIII,IX movies based on those books. The Sequels would kicks ass then the Prequels and the Classics. I just don't think its right to stop Star Wars now. One more trilogy would be good for the next generation of Star Wars fans. Remeber the Jedi in the Prequels thought the Sith were extinct but were starting to appear again after 1000 years of extinction. Would if a Dark Jedi get their hands on Kyber Krystal? They utilize that power in the krystal and harness unspeakable powers of the darkside of the force and turn into a sith lord. Just like Sideous.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2005 8:31 PM
Mickey Suttle is a Scourge on the human race, he needs to be purged of his Lunacy.
sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2005 10:39 AM
you guys mess this place up
RE: sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2005 2:37 PM
0wn3d
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2005 4:05 PM
Sloppy shut up are you drunk again, bad Sloppy, bad Sloppy. You better watch out because Darth Crisis is going to thwart your bad grammar, watch out Sloppy, Mickey doesn't love you anymore, Im sorry Sloppy its true.
RE: who knows? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 12:56 AM
gay
all this shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 1:38 AM
i think doing one was enough no more now it needs to end i had to put up watching the 7th one for my 14th bday god it was sooooooo crap!!! write back ya'll
episode 987 no! way reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 6:56 AM
wow!!!!!! you really freakin suck!!!!!
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 10:28 AM
there is more random people again FUCK OF YOU BASTARDS
G. Gevious 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 12:48 PM
Why are we even chatting on this stupid page? Shadowscorge, hello. Why don't we talk on our website. (If it's because you can degrate Mickey here, never mind).
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 2:23 PM
It's still you're all wrong you piece of crap.
Dark Jedi would be good villians and people would want to see that.
Ermm.. No, actually nobody would want to see jedi as enemy, sith are the enemy and those dark jedi are just faled ripoffs, let's just keep it at the rivals of the jedi; The Sith.
If Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX books and novels are written in a couple of years there will be Episode VII,VIII,IX movies based on those books.
What the hell is that supposed to mean???
There will be no ep7, 8 and 9 books, NEWSFLASH: All idea's are stolen from other EU books so there can be no script in any case based on them.
I just don't think its right to stop Star Wars now. One more trilogy would be good for the next generation of Star Wars fans.
If done as you want, Star Wars would be ruined. And why the hell would you care about Lucas' money or about the next generation SW fans? You just want the fucking last word.
They utilize that power in the krystal and harness unspeakable powers of the darkside of the force and turn into a sith lord. Just like Sideous.
Are you implying Sidious used to be a dark jedi? And because of the kaiburr crystal he magically turned sith? You are wrong on every level, the sith is a warrior cult, you will always need a master, accept this. The kaiburr crystal was a concept made up by Lucas for some rough drafts of A New Hope, it was used for the SW comic 'splinter of the minds eye' too, but it is not in the movie as it sucks.
you guys mess this place up
What the hell DO YOU WANT??!!! This isn't your forum or something! And may I remind you that you used to post those stupid SuperShadow stories constantly making this page nearly unreadable? asshole hipocrite.
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 2:36 PM
chebaca is a male stupid!
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 2:41 PM
george lucas don't listen to that dude let me be ben skywalker cause i have mad saber skills
G. Gevious 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 3:03 PM
HELLO! SHADOWSCORGE! MY MESSAGE.UP A BIT!
A new trilogy there will be... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 4:40 PM
The real emperor (Palpatin) isn't dead! Vader only killed a clone! The real Emeror did KNOW about Vaders weakness for Luke, so he used a clone of himself in the end of Episode 6. And that's why a new trilogy is possible to make! And we all know that the caracters from Episode 6 is alive! And we also KNOW that Geaorge Lucas have said that it would be FUN to bring back the original trilogy caraters to the big screen! And we also KNOW that GL originaly planned 9 movies. So in some years they will be made! And they who say NO will be in BIG shame when a new trilogy is made! Also remember that 2007 there is 30th anniversary for Star Wars, they will salute this BIG!
rumors true reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 6:07 PM
I really hope mr lucas makes up episode 7,8,9 me and my father are starwars fanatics weve been waiting for the return of luke skywalker and another huge lightsaber duel bad vs evil
RE: FUCK YOU reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 8:42 PM
Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind to try expressing itself verbally. Maybe you should try the rest of the english language unless you are too stupid to use it.
RE: A new trilogy there will be... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2005 11:50 AM
Sorry.. The Sidious being a clone idea isn't Lucas', read the comic Dark Empire of Tom Veitch. Lucas approved the stories to be published, he does not have the right to use their idea's for his own movies, and if it would be approved to shoot a movie about them the fans wouldn't like it anyway with those clone idea's. The EU stories will not be as great on the big screen as Lucas his scripts. If you don't believe this go read the rough drafts of SW. There is a big difference in writing and that is for a reason.
But anyway.. Will you finally give? You constantly state stuff like it is some fact, while you are just speculating your ass off, for example, how the hell do you know whether new movies will be made in a few years? Are you as delusional as SuperShadow or something?
I'M TIRED OF ALL YOU IDIOTS!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2005 3:26 PM
SuperShadow is NOT real and you know it! Mickey Suttle is some pathetic demoted employee who lives with his parents in Hickory, North Carolina! Damn you retards! Plus, episodes 7, 8, and 9 are stupid things to make. The improved version of Episode VI gave us the meaning that it was finally the end. The REAL end.
Here's something else. Has anyone watched the USA channel before? There was a program on it tributed to George Lucas. Carrie Fisher, Steven Spielberg, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and pretty much EVERY single person involving Star Wars or are close to it came. Supposedly, SuperShadow is his personal friend, right? Well... he didn't make it. HA!
And I don't understand how you idiots can be so STUPID. The guy at the bar in AOTC was not Mickey Suttle, nor did he even LOOK like him. Not even the "picture" on the site, for that matter.
And apparently he knows nothing of Star Wars. What, "Ben Kenobi sacrificed himself because of Darth Vader's great skills"?????????? Is this guy mad?!?!?!?!
Not only that, but if you go to the internet movie database or ANYWHERE ELSE in the world, go ahead and search under Suttle, Mickey Suttle, Michael Suttle, or even SuperShadow, and you won't find ANYTHING!
Not only that, but George Lucas said several times that there is NOT going to be a Star Wars sequel.
And doesn't ANYONE remember the disclaimer that he put on? He eventually deleted it, too! What a jackass. If you want to ask SuperShadow for yourself, e-mail him at mickeysuttle@yahoo.com, and ask him if what I said was true. Either he'll reply with a really stupid remark or he won't answer at all.
And are you going to buy the "Sith Names"?? God, you are the most gullible people on the planet.
George Lucas has never even MENTIONED SuperShadow OR Mickey Suttle. The "plot scripts" on SS.com are not even accurate, either.
The Kyber Crystal?? First of all, it's Kaiburr Krystal, and it's not something that Palpatine wears. It was the original summary of what "The Force" was.
Darth Rage? Even Tom Cruise can come up with a better name!
And this guy thinks that box office records makes a movie a good movie? Especially if it's The Phantom Menace? WHY does he love that one?! He's a gay Jar Jar fan with no life. I've even got the full address of the owner of supershadow.com.
Registrant:
Mickey Suttle
2339 24th Ave NE
Hickory, North Carolina 28601
United States
Registered through: GoDaddy.com
Domain Name: SUPERSHADOW.COM
Created on: 13-Aug-99
Expires on: 13-Aug-15
Last Updated on: 27-Aug-05
Administrative Contact:
Suttle, Mickey (mickeysuttle@yahoo.com)
2339 24TH AVE NE
HICKORY, North Carolina 28601-7931
United States
8282567395 Fax --
Technical Contact:
Suttle, Mickey (mickeysuttle@yahoo.com)
2339 24TH AVE NE
HICKORY, North Carolina 28601-7931
United States
8282567395 Fax --
Go to www.whois.ws, type in "supershadow", and you'll come up with the same results.
So sorry to burst your bubbles, but this guy is not for real. Trust me, I thought the same at first, but I kept my eyes open.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2005 8:05 PM
Yeah what he said, but he forgot to remind you all that Supershadow is also a freakin lunatic. A lieing, homicidal, homo-cidal buttnoid.
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2005 8:41 PM
Tres cool! My ass sure hurts after those vile comments, i'll have to forward it to Lucas and will have to incorporate it all into episode 31: Jar jars great adventure- from the adventures of Jar jar binks
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2005 7:27 AM
Just to clear things up:
*Supershadow is a FAKE
*Star Wars 7,8,9 WILL be made
RE: Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2005 8:37 AM
How would you know that? No seriously, how? Just curious, that's all.
Re: Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2005 12:18 PM
Ummmmmm, question: Yes, Supershadow is fake.
But 7,8,9 to be made?
Im not so sure of that and I myself will in no way believe that until an official yet to be released press report is givin to the public. Please explain- Darth Zoom
sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2005 1:14 PM
anyone wanna talk to me bout star wars my screen name is jarjarjarjar999
RE: sloppy monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2005 3:55 PM
yes i want to talk to you about sex and fucking you in the ass i want to fuck you like i don't even know you
Supershadow is such an ass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2005 8:48 PM
Today I called Mr. Suttle's phone number and guess what guys. sloppy, scourge, guys? His stupid recorder is on. "Hello were not available please leave your name and number and will get back to you, message blah blah blah." You know? Fucking piece of shit. Why doesn't he answer the phone? oh man if I only saw him face to face it would be my fist in his face.
Your wrong Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2005 8:58 PM
There are 2 types of evil Jedi which are the Dark Jedi-a jedi gone bad and a Sith-the opposite of the Jedi users that harness the dark side unleashing a darker power of the force.
I'm not saying Darth Sideous was a Dark Jedi then turned Sith he already was a Sith.
In the Sith order there can be only 2 at a time but with the Dark Jedi there are enormous amount of Dark Jedi warriors just like the Jedi knights.
Believe it or not General Grivous in ROTS was a Dark Jedi killing maching.
Please understand that a story consists of 3 parts which are a beginning,middle,end. I,II,III and IV,V,VI are only the beginning and the middle. There has to be an end and don't go there saying its only about Anakin Skywalker its about the Skywalker family.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2005 12:18 PM
Erm.. Actually you are wrong, the Sith is another warrior clan, the rival one seeking revenge, those clans weren't intended to be good or evil, that means nothing. Just because these so called dark jedi don't follow the jedi code again doesn't mean anything, but then suddenly in the EU the gray jedi were invented, it all fucks up the original idea of the jedi and sith warrior codes.
And please learn to spell and to use proper grammar. Oh yeah and.. Give it up dude, nobody believes your unbiased SW trilogy statements, just wait untill someone officially recognizes production on a next trilogy before you start to state this shit, don't count on it though.. But you may hope still.
3rd Trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2005 12:27 PM
If the public wants it they will get it. Eventually.
Money is to be made. You folks have made it obviuous. Looking forward to it!
RE: 3rd Trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2005 1:26 PM
Probably not. Lucas wants to let it end with the death of the last sith, that was his original intention. Money or world demand will probably not change it, let's face it, if he already has a hard time making up a script for the television series, he probably has no idea's at all for further movies! Because he will not use EU story for new scripts, at least that much is for sure..
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2005 1:52 PM
General Grievous would have been a force user if he were a dark Jedi, or am I missing something here? Were dark jedi part of the original story or are they EU? Im weak on EU, but I do know the sith once ruled the galaxy, then destroyed themselves except for Darth Bain who then rewrote the sith codes so that they could survive without destroying themselves, hence the plan of only a master and an apprentice. However, Qui-gon Jinn, defying the Jedi codes as he did, may be the only example of a true Dark Jedi if one did exist in the movies or books, and he is not EU. I'll check the original drafts by Lucas to see if they (dark jedi) are included. Nuff said.
RE: episode 7 reply
Posted by YOLODA (pop@aol.com) on October 21, 2005 5:47 PM
same family,one as horns the other none.
RE: Re: Darth Beck reply
Posted by YOLODA (pop@aol.com) on October 21, 2005 6:00 PM
that's Darth Mold cousin son of Lard Vader which turns out to be Jaba's big brother.
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by YOLODA (pop@aol.com) on October 21, 2005 6:04 PM
jar jar brinks?He works with money now?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2005 6:14 PM
Will more Starwars be made?
Obviously one day they will, with or without Lucas, Lucas will leave the rights probably to his family and at some point his kids will probably want to continute the SW saga. Just like Star Trek Starwars will continue in one form or another as long as demand for the product remains. Its a fact Jack, Lucas also said that after the Return of the Jedi there would be no more either, we see how that turned out, people always change what they say, its the way of the free market. Lucas owns a company and when he is gone whoever runs the company will want to keep it profitable, once intrest gets to a low point the will real everyone back in with some more SW. Obvioulsy look we all know there is going to be a new tv show, so depending on the success of this who is to say there will be no more Starwars. The question really is not if. But When? Eventually it will come to pass it may not have the orginal cast members but someday there will be more SW. You can bet on it.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by YOLODA (pop@aol.com) on October 21, 2005 6:26 PM
o.k I've read the whole thing:
1-episode 7 is in the works.
2-nimoy is the dir of 7 so as an actor(mind melts with luke)
3-yoda as a son on tatoine as a slave shown in ep 7.
4- on tatoine for some reason picard is living in the wrecked enterprise and uses it similar to the moon base.something cooking there.
5-kitt is shown as a proto type used on earth vs x-wing.
6 it ends that palpatine comes back with a well known klingon vilain played by ricardo m.
I can't wait to see that on supershadows website.
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by YOLODA (pop@aol.com) on October 21, 2005 6:32 PM
yes I believe you,as if we look at the Battlestar Glactica,I never tough it would've came back although it's not the same...I missed the old ones.
RE: episode 7 reply
Posted by YOLODA (pop@aol.com) on October 22, 2005 7:34 AM
?
more movies reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2005 7:49 PM
the NJO!!!!!!!!!!!
episode 7, 8 & 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2005 9:34 PM
kool... if theres a 7,8, 9 coming out. but honestly we all got what we want from the other 6 episodes. its all wrapped up nicely and i doubt lucas would continue this trilogy. first of all, after episode 6 luke starts another jedi academy. then ofcourse.. with jedi... there are always sith. and so another sith tries to take over the galaxy and so on.. but this time.. if he DOES make an episode 7,8,9 its gunna end with the dark side winning! yes.. lol we all honestly want the dark side to win atleast once.. lol that wud make him millions.. so go on lucas make the episodes but this time get the DARK SIDE TO RULE THE GALAXY and end it ther forever.. no further episodes!
- mikee, YOUR BIGGEST STAR WARS FAN!!!!! everyone knows that..
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2005 4:28 AM
To Darth Zoom-
(Unfortunately when you type in star wars rough drafts you'll get SuperShadow at the top..)
http://www.starwarz.com/starkiller/scripts.htm
You'll find real rough drafts there, I recommend the very first rough draft about starkiller and his family wich are some of the last remnants of the jedi bendu warrior clan dealing with a universe full of sith warriors.
I've read a lot of them, and it clearly shows no sign at all of dark jedi, that's just a weak EU idea.
As for further episodes, the thing is Lucas just doesn't have further scripts, that's why he approved the EU literature after episode 6. And Lucas will most definately not make movies about these books, he will only come up with new stuff. Nothing will get spoiled like on SS' page, but maybe if Lucas ever feels brave enough he will come up with something entirely new like millenia after SW or just a whole new concept, but because of the criticism of the prequels he will probably think twice before coming with new movies again.
He certainly revived SW a bit with RotS, maybe he has learned a bit, we'll see. Let's just not be too hasty with our speculations about it, it will only lead to probable dissapointment.
For the newcomers among us, this is our forum for Star Wars love and SuperShadow hatred, everybody is welcome (even SS lovers, they'll get some nice bashing)
http://s14.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php
VII,VIII,IX? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2005 6:32 PM
If Star Wars: Episodes VII,VIII,IX are going to be be made then they will be made with or without Lucas I think Lucas was to improve Episodes IV,V,VI and make it more realistic and articulate the classic trilogy to make it more lifelike using photo-enhanced technology. If VII,VIII,IX are made they will kick ass and will be the best trilogy of the saga A.K.A the Sequel Trilogy. Jedi Vs. Dark Jedi would be cool. If VII,VIII,IX are made good will triumph of the Dark Side of the Force forever. Good always wins over evil.hmmm I just thought of something. Look at the pattern of the saga...
Episode I-TPM(evil wins)
Episode II-AOTC(good wins)
Episode III-ROTS(evil wins)
Episode IV-ANH(good wins)
Episode V-TESB(evil wins)
Episode VI-ROTJ(good wins)
Episode VII-?(evil wins)
Episode VIII-?(good wins)
Episode IX-?(evil wins)
Episode X-?(good wins)
Episode XI-?(evil wins)
Episode XII-?(good wins)
The End
RE: Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2005 8:53 PM
Im with you all the way Crisis. One thing ive always found interesting about those early scripts and ideas is how some of them were incorporated into the movies. The best example is the sith ambush on Kane and his sons was simular to the Maul attack on Tatooine in Episode 1, and the sith Knight died the same way as Maul did, cut in half. As far as Shadow goes:I read alot of those early versions long before he was even out of diapers and was still poopin his panties. But all the same, I agree that Lucas never wrote a follow up to Episode 6. My opinion is that those elements would appear in the rough drafts as well. Any new material would be written recently as well as new ideas. And plus we all should know from experience that Lucas finishes and changes his scripts at the last minute, the book of the annotated screenplays is a good example- Darth Zoom
RE: VII,VIII,IX? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 24, 2005 12:23 PM
Episode I-TPM(evil wins)
Episode II-AOTC(good wins)
Episode III-ROTS(evil wins)
Episode IV-ANH(good wins)
Episode V-TESB(evil wins)
Episode VI-ROTJ(good wins)
Episode VII-?(evil wins)
Episode VIII-?(good wins)
Episode IX-?(evil wins)
Episode X-?(good wins)
Episode XI-?(evil wins)
Episode XII-?(good wins)
Hahahaha!!! You think there are actually going to be twelve episodes?? Whaaaahahaha!! You must be retarded! Actually you must be the same guy constantly posting the same crap in a different way! Who exactly are you trying to convince?
Dude! Just join the forum and go talk Star Wars there, you're just wasting your time here.
Btw: In the phantom menace evil wins and in the attack of the clones good wins??? Actually.. no.
It was more like good wins in ep1 and a draw in ep2. Hahaha! And you thought you figured out some mathological code or something! Sorry to burst your bubble like that!! But please think before taking actions.
Are you SuperShadow or what? Hahaha!!
EPISODES VII-XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 24, 2005 8:04 PM
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO (MAY 2020)
STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS (MAY 2023)
STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-VICTORY OF THE FORCE
(MAY 2026)
STAR WARS: EPISODE X-?
STAR WARS: EPISODE XI-?
STAR WARS: EPISODE XII-?
(AFTER GEORGE LUCAS DIES)
Mr. Lucas says there are 12 Star Wars movies altogether. A clock makes a circle and has 12 numbers on it and there are 12 months in a year. Star Wars will have a grand total of 12.
:-P
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 5:49 AM
never
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 5:50 AM
star wars episode 11 is out now .
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 5:56 AM
no 100000000000000000000000 is out now more like
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 6:03 AM
To all members of shadowscourge:
what do you think the titles will be for ep 7,8, and 9?
RE: EPISODES VII-XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 9:19 AM
Sure Mickey, sure.
I sware its true. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 2:24 PM
George will allow me the put the plot scripts to Episodes X,XI,XII in a few years on my website. By 2012 is possibly when I will have the plot scripts on supershadow.com You Star Wars fans are going to love the fourth trilogy and it gets away from the skywalker family. There are no force users in the fourth trilogy except Jedi knights. Both the Sith and the Dark Jedi have been destroyed for 1000 years of peace and prosperity. You all have a great day. bye
Welcome back to reality reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 4:55 PM
dude he was joking!!!
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 4:57 PM
supershadow isn't his site its a retard that has no clue wat he's talking do not trust supershadow 99,9% of the stuff on is BS
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 4:59 PM
none of lucas' people writes those books. they just give all right to them when they write the book
eat shit super shadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 5:04 PM
rumours are stupid tell the truth u penis
Yes Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 6:12 PM
As a consultant and member of Lucasfilm and ILM for George Lucas I can assure you the plot summaries NOT SCRIPTS but summaries on my site only give you a piece of Episode VII,VIII,IX and not actually Sequel Trilogy scripts. There is much information then what some of you read on my site. There is more detail and information in the VII,VIII,IX scripts that GL has not given me yet just the summaries. THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE will be official titles to the STAR WARS: SEQUEL TRILOGY base on Lucas's vision coming to life on screen.
RE: Yes Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 8:24 PM
Mickey, mickey, mickey, this battle will continue until one of us gives up, and its gonna be you buddy. Nobody believes your scripts, the faithful become doubters, your enemys become stronger and you become more desparate. Give it up, turn your site into something legitamate, because where ever you look Shadowscourge will be stareing back at you-DZ
RE: Yes Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 8:30 PM
Oh yeah sorry, i meant PLOT hahahahahahah sum- sum -sum hahahahah summaries!!!!!! hahahahahahahah!!!!!!Sorry i just read em' again and i cant quit laffing!!!!!!bwahahahahahah, ok, ok.
SUMMER WHAT? hahahahahahahahah- Darth hahahahaha zoom
RE: Yes Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2005 8:47 PM
Dammit im not done yet, now im pissed.
Let me get this right since I can think now and my side isint ready to burst from intense laughter:
You, supermickeyshadow, are a heheheh, consultant, heheheheh, for Lucasfilm and ILM? Well im Georges uncles sisters twice removed former male prostitute, and I asked George and he said you need to shut up or he's gonna kick yer ass!!!!!!!
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2005 4:53 AM
To all supershadow fans:
HES FUCKING FAKE ANYONE WHO BELEIVES HE IS REAL IS MORE STUPID THAT HE IS. As obi-wan said in ep4:
"who more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"
There not my scripts. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2005 5:11 PM
I can assure you people the Sequel Trilogy plot scripts were written by Mr. Lucas. I admitt I make mistakes and don't always know about the Star Wars universe but I'm not a bad guy. Once I get the plot summaries for Episodes 10,11,12 and the rough draft scripts to 7,8,9 the work will be much improved. So fans we have 6 more Star Wars movies to go. The Sequels and a miscellaneous trilogy. 12 Star Wars movies together.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2005 4:01 AM
Darth Zoom great comments had me rolling with laughter. As for you Mick you want your movies to be awesome then hire me Ill give you some great ideas. By the way your stupid Luke Skywalker clone idea, already been done in the EU there was a clone made from his hand, so stop copying stuff thats already been done Please.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2005 4:14 AM
Your scripts suck so much I want to use the originals to wipe my but with you are a idiot Mick, pure genius on your part really, play the retard card it always works. Man Hickory N.C. must be a really boring place for you to continue with such outrageous fantasies. Anyway keep up the good work making cabinets because god knows your SW days are far behind you, take a hike Mick the only fans you have left are under the age of 10.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2005 7:17 AM
Micky (or a stupid fan) your a fucking noboby so go fuck yourself wanker
RE: There not my scripts. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2005 8:19 AM
Summaries dammit!!!! Not scripts!!! Put that pipe down!! we went thru this!!!!Get it right!!!!
Im not gonna say your a bad guy Mickey, (maybe) we all wear a mask of some sort, and the internet itself brings out that demon we all hide. Your mask however is off, and we all know who you are, which has to suck.
However, you must try to understand why you have become a punching bag. You have become a boogie man.
The concern that most fans have is that you mislead so many people, mostly the younger fans that have less grip on what is behind tyhe Starwars myth, and you give them an unfaithful hope that there will be more movies. It doesent take long before you begin to contradict yourself or say something stupid and then they turn on you.
Woudent you prefer to have fans instead of enemys? The choice is yours and nobody else. The war has to go on until you have an understanding of what bugs the rest of us. And im gettin tired of trying to reason with you, I tried myself to contact you and try to talk to you nicely about it but your a butthead, so if you enjoy getting flamed then carry on!-
Darth Zoom
Episode VII-XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2005 9:04 AM
Sorry to say this but THE FALLEN HERO
THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
VICTORY OF THE FORCE and
Episodes X,XI,XII
are all going to happen wether you like them or not. The clones of Darth Vader and Luke are going to be far better then whats in Expanded Universe. EU will not be part of the Sequel Trilogy, they have no part. VII,VIII,IX will be based on lucas's true vision of Star Wars. EU doesn't pertain to the Sequels only characters like Mara Jade Skywalker, Ben Skywalker and Anakin Solo. Kyle Katarn will have a cameo in the sequles. Preproduction for THE FALLEN HERO begins in 2014 we are going full steam ahead on Episode 7. All GL needs really for Episode 7 in Darth Vader(clone) Shindor and Spiden(Dark Jedi masters) and Mark Hamill for Luke and clone Luke. Thats all GL really needs. Have good day:-P
To Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2005 9:09 AM
Forgive me if I didn't answer back at any of your questions. I get 4,000 emails a day maybe more. I'm swamped bad. If you have any questions feel free to ask. The same goes for everybody here. The Star Wars fans will be making the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy. I will be incharge partially but we(meaning the fans) are going to choose the director and crew for Star Wars: Episode 7,8,9. We have alot in store for the sequels
RE: To Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2005 10:26 AM
I didint ask you any questions, I gave you my E-mail and asked you to contact me. Im sure that happens alot but it was based on pity, like why the entire world of Starwars fans could have so much hatred for you, your not exactly faceless you know. And gee, look what happened, another possible fan for your site first began a self crusade and has now found a home with other Shadow haters, go figure. And isint there any concern that so far the hardcore fans dont like the "summaries?" If I were you I would tell your "buddy" George something like,
"Ya know Georgie, them fans think this crap sucks and I think we need to listen cuzz they hate me and im tired of it and please dont fire me for it."
As if.- Darth Zoom
Star Wars 7 8 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2005 11:54 AM
It will mess up the books, but I would love to see Mara Jade and Ben Skywalker kick some ass, also there has got to be a movie with Boba Fett and Kir Kanos
Star Wars 7 8 9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2005 11:55 AM
It will mess up the books, but I would love to see Mara Jade and Ben Skywalker kick some ass, also there has got to be a movie with Boba Fett and Kir Kanos shown alot
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2005 9:05 PM
Sorry for not answering back at your email I have been so discombobulated with work. I will talk with George on how we can approve or make some recorrections for the Sequel Trilogy outlines. Any questions you have feel free and I will return your answer the best way I can.
RE: Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2005 8:41 AM
Sure, where can I obtain a copy of one of your documentaries? I happen to be a part time ghost hunter and cryptozoologist and am curious about your work-Darth Zoom
RE: Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2005 12:54 PM
Yep, the smell of bullshit is rising once again- Im gonna make a mockumentary series about a retard with a website about fictional movie "summaries". The guy that played Napolion Dynamite can play the main character "Superfartknocker", AKA Mickey "Mouse" spaceshuttle.
He works as a urinal design engineer in South Carolina by day and pecks away on his keyboard in his mamas basement by night. It will consist of 60 episodes since there are 60 minutes on a clock. "Freakin awesome"
will be his catch phrase and I will make millions on royaltys!!!! HOO A HA HA!!!
RE: Episode VII-XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 3:42 AM
"Sorry to say this but THE FALLEN HERO
THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
VICTORY OF THE FORCE and
Episodes X,XI,XII
are all going to happen wether you like them or not."
You should be sorry. It's actually whether YOU like it or not, it will not happen.
"EU will not be part of the Sequel Trilogy, they have no part. VII,VIII,IX will be based on lucas's true vision of Star Wars."
In that you are right. EU books will not be used in movies by Lucas, therefor the scripts on supershadow.com are completely useless as almost everything is based on characters and places from EU books.
But to burst everyones bubble, including you too, supermoron.
In one of the latest Lucas interviews he says he's thinking about making a trilogy about the KotOR times with the jedi dealing with the sith and taking over the universe, and Lucas said he is thinking about having Yoda as main character.
So we aren't going to see old geezers with lightsabers, there will be no trilogy after the events of episode 6, that is Lucas final ending.
So get it through your heads, Lucas will NOT make episode 7,8,9 with the old cast. He can't and he doesn't want to. No matter how many times you repeat it, it will not happen. You will see.
http://www.moviehole.net/news/5674.html
Darth Shadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 6:09 PM
Okay I'm for real. Enough with this bullshitting...:
Episode 7 is real, so 8 and 9 must be. They will not be released in 40 years, GL will be dead.
Almost a year ago my friend who is nothing of a geek had heard of episode 7 on a professional website and no supershadow bullshit.
I think we can all agree supershadow is full of crap, but 7, 8, 9, are real.
Episodes 9, 10, and 11 however are obviously fake. If they werent, then they would suck completley. What would happen? Ideas have been taken.
So calm down. Those are my fucking words of wisdom.
Darth Shadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 6:09 PM
Okay I'm for real. Enough with this bullshitting...:
Episode 7 is real, so 8 and 9 must be. They will not be released in 40 years, GL will be dead.
Almost a year ago my friend who is nothing of a geek had heard of episode 7 on a professional website and no supershadow bullshit.
I think we can all agree supershadow is full of crap, but 7, 8, 9, are real.
Episodes 9, 10, and 11 however are obviously fake. If they werent, then they would suck completley. What would happen? Ideas have been taken.
So calm down. Those are my fucking words of wisdom.
RE: Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 7:27 PM
how in the hell could it be yoda
RE: Episode 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 7:30 PM
your a fagat
RE: Lucas DID say there will be 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 7:32 PM
yea right
RE: Episode VII-XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 7:37 PM
wy would gl make more there all ready kick shit movie if someone makes new ones that will just fuck the whole story up
ss reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 7:39 PM
im a moron
doctor x reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 7:59 PM
ss your a moron i was reading these things on a website were do you come up with these fucking stories.
RE: doctor x reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:00 PM
yea he is a moron
RE: doctor x reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:01 PM
are you a new guy
doctor x reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:02 PM
yea
re: doctor x reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:05 PM
yea super shadow is a bich
re super shadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:20 PM
ss if you now gl send all of us a picture of you and him together
RE:RE: Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:23 PM
were did that yoda shit come from
RE: Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:24 PM
i was reading those really old things at the top
re thing right befor this reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:25 PM
oooo
RE: G. Gevious 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:44 PM
we should talk on are own web site and block these fagats hoo like ss and mickey
anti ss reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:47 PM
ss go fuck your self
striparama scores reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:53 PM
padme 11 out of ten
sidiuso 0 outof ten
padmes encore 11 out of ten
liea 9 out of ten
anakin 1 out of ten
RE: strip arama scores reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 8:55 PM
ok
NJO not part of TFH,TRIC,VOTF(7,8,9) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 9:15 PM
VII,VIII,IX will be
Mara Jade Skywalker
Luke
Ben Skywalker
Han Solo
Leia Organa Solo
Anakin Solo
Paron Lighton(Ben's girlfriend in Episode 8)
Chewbacca
R2D2
C3PO
Lando Calrissian
Shidor
Spiden}Dark Jedi leaders
Horgan
Vader and Luke Clones
Asp (shape shifting Dark Jedi
THERE ARE NO SITH in the Sequels on Dark Jedi!
VII,VIII,IX are and repeat are about the destruction of the dark side of the force permenetly and evil is put to an end. All evil force users are whiped out by the Jedi knights.
THE FALLEN HERO takes place 40 years after Episode VII-ROTJ where vader and sideous meet there tragic doom and since 40 years pass the new republic is formed out of the ashes of the Empire and Corasaunt and Bespin converted in many Jedi temple facilities with 2,000 Jedi Knights trained under order of Jedi Master Luke Skywalker. Leia is a fully trained Jedi. The Sequles are going to kicks major ass then the Prequels and the Classics and even better then REVENGE OF THE SITH. THE FALLEN HERO will be released in May 2020. The first Star Wars sequel.
Lucas says he would love to pick up the story where ROTJ was left off and do 1 more trilogy with the original cast at their age which will be perfect for the sequels. Only Lucas has left supershadow in charge of the Sequles. I'm his biggest fan. Fuck all you asshole who dispise SS he is great.
Mandalorians and VII,VIII,IX will come true. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 9:26 PM
I forgot to add that in Episode 8 there will be the Mandalorian super commando army sent by the Dark Jedi to destroy the Jedi Knights but the Jedi pervail. Guys why would you think VII,VIII,IX wouldn't happen? Its the Sequel Trilogy, Mark Hamill already confirmed at last year at the Star Wars Trilogy(IV,V,VI) convention there is to be a third trilogy and what they are about to the fans, NDAs were signed for the Sequel Trilogy, Peter Mayhew(chewie) had a claus that stated he would appear in 7,8,9 and THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE are all over the internet not just on Supershadow. Thats what the Sequels will be about. Just fuckin except them and thats what 7,8,9 will be about. GL is going to let someone else make the final Star Wars trilogy to the Skywalker family while we wait and see what Episodes 10,11,12 are about. :-P
old geezers with lightsabers. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 9:37 PM
Hey asshole, yeah YOU!!!. The one that said were not going to see old geezers with lightsabers. What the hell do you thing Obi-Wan was in Episode IV-A New Hope? My seniments exactly beat nick. Obi-Wan was old and challanged Vader on the Death Star. So the same thing could work for a 50 to 70 year old Luke and Leia in the Sequles.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2005 2:32 AM
Who the fuck are you idiots, this is the infamous Shadowscourge thread so stop being such fucking retards obviouvly we need to get are members back on here and posting. And just for the record Lucas will do whatever the fuck he wants since he owns the rights to SW and Mickey Suttle will do nothing but sit in his moms basement and keep typing on his computer until one day they finally commit him permanently to a metal institution. Mickey Suttle your scripts Suck... Dude, my 8 year old came up with better ideas than this shit, and dont' worry they have already been forwarded to Lucas.
Congratulations to Chosen One I have just be made a high paid consultant to Lucas, my main job to watch over Mickey and make sure he isn't fucking Starwars completely up, sorry George this is not going to be easy thank go I have a large work fund and all the members of shadowscourge will help, Mickey Suttle is the biggest fucking liar on the planet he should be locked in a cell with Michael Jackson for life.
RE: old geezers with lightsabers. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2005 10:26 AM
You my friend are a moron. You are ripping my argument out of context, I did not say that it is impossible to see old geezers fight, I said it is highly unlikely we will see a movie with so much old people, nobody wants to see some old Mara Jade or Leia or Han or Luke kill a bunch of dumb dark jedi.
Actually to all the people who still are desperately clinging onto SuperShadows promises, grow up and smell the coffee, those scripts of his site would ruin Star Wars, they are basically poorly written, non interesting and stupid stories.
To the people who don't believe Shadow but still think they might happen.. The latest interview states totally different plans for another movie, and that thirty year old idea of having nine episodes is not going to happen, George Lucas decided long ago that he would let the saga end with episode 6, the original plans for the ultimate ending of episode 9 were adopted in episode 6, so let it rest please.
But I am particularly pointing at the anonymous loser who keeps on raving on about the SuperShadow stuff, give it up, not unless we leave will you convince anybody of that bullshit.
For the people who want to continue talking about Star Wars but in an easier atmosphere come here Shadowscourge forums.
It is a forum about Shadow bashing and joking too.
RE: old geezers with lightsabers. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2005 10:28 AM
You my friend are a moron. You are ripping my argument out of context, I did not say that it is impossible to see old geezers fight, I said it is highly unlikely we will see a movie with so much old people, nobody wants to see some old Mara Jade or Leia or Han or Luke kill a bunch of dumb dark jedi.
Actually to all the people who still are desperately clinging onto SuperShadows promises, grow up and smell the coffee, those scripts of his site would ruin Star Wars, they are basically poorly written, non interesting and stupid stories.
To the people who don't believe Shadow but still think they might happen.. The latest interview states totally different plans for another movie, and that thirty year old idea of having nine episodes is not going to happen, George Lucas decided long ago that he would let the saga end with episode 6, the original plans for the ultimate ending of episode 9 were adopted in episode 6, so let it rest please.
But I am particularly pointing at the anonymous loser who keeps on raving on about the SuperShadow stuff, give it up, not unless we leave will you convince anybody of that bullshit.
For the people who want to continue talking about Star Wars but in an easier atmosphere come here Shadowscourge forums.
It is a forum about Shadow bashing and joking too.
TFH,TRIC,VOTF is the best work ever. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2005 4:37 PM
Your all assholes that is the best Star Wars I have read. Even more better then the stupid Prequel Trilogy and much more evolved then the Classic Trilogy. Those should be turned into movies and they will! Fucks yous all that dispise and hate supershadow any friend of GL is an insult you should all go to hell!!! Better yet Then, I'll see you in hell, heaaaa!! Mara Jade will be much younger then Luke and Leia. She is in her 40s while luke is in his late 60s early 70s. In the Star Wars universe time slows down for example A year in our galaxy is a month in the Star Wars galaxy. We will see. THE SAGA IS NOT COMPLETE AND WILL NEVER FEEL COMPLETE WITHOUT THE STAR WARS: SEQUEL TRILOGY(VII,VIII,IX) AND EPISODES X,XI,XII.
RE: TFH,TRIC,VOTF is the best work ever. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2005 8:11 PM
Dammit Mickey are you drunk again? And put that pipe down your gonna turn your brain to jelly. oh yeah, too late :) - DARTH ZOOM
RE: TFH,TRIC,VOTF is the best work ever. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2005 8:26 PM
I just cant leave this one alone, ive been out a couple of days and missed all the fun.
Ok, if those "summeries" (Not scripts dammit! lol) are so great than why do they suck so bad? Thier like one of those Scolastic kids book things or some offshoot crap, Mickeys been told thier crap by everyone. If your not Mickey than your a moron. We all hope that 7,8,9 are made, but if Mickey truly makes them, i'll have a new respect for retards- Darth Zoom
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 11:23 AM
I have seen the light Mickey Suttle is a the one and only mega genius of all time he will make 7,8,and 9 and they will be the best Starwars movies of all time. Mickey is the best thing since sliced bread. I live to serve my new master Mickey Suttle. "What is thy bidding my master"
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 11:55 AM
No Chosen one, you cant join my ranks, you are not retarded or gay enough. My fake scripts are the best thing that will never happen to Starwars and all my little brainwashed rim jobbers will lick me clean because they are stupid and gay. So stay with your mighty shadowscourge warriors, I cannot contain thier might for I am a little homo.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 12:13 PM
yeah, I'm totally convinced now too, because of some kid crying the summaries of shadow are tres good, I now believe it too. Heck, a movie about some random stupid dark jedi immediately getting killed blows my mind! Especially the Luke and Vader clones! They don't do crap in the trilogy stories except for in the last one getting killed by some old geezers! KIIIIIIIIILLEER COOOL!!!!11!!111 Oh mi gosh!! It is so much better then the prequel trilogy and even the original trilogy! It has spectacularly boring planets stolen from EU books and dark jedi getting slaughtered and a black hole device that gets installed by the jedi and then the whole dark side is destroyed!!! HURRAY FOR SUPERSHADOW'S WRITING GENIUS!!!1!1 Hurray!@!
There is just one little thing that bothers me about his great discussive skills..
Your all assholes that is the best Star Wars I have read. Even more better then the stupid Prequel Trilogy and much more evolved then the Classic Trilogy. Those should be turned into movies and they will!
They will? Because some random moron with too much time on his hands owns a website wich says so? WOW!
But the episode 7,8,9 summaries shown on his site aren't better than the other movie scripts, trust me, these will look terrible on the big screen.
Fucks yous all that dispise and hate supershadow any friend of GL is an insult you should all go to hell!!! Better yet Then, I'll see you in hell, heaaaa!!
HAAAAAAAAH!!! SEE YOU THERE, HONKEY!! But serious.. some random guy calling himself supershadow says he is friends with George Lucas? Look up these so called documentaries, look him up on google, you will find out why he is gay and delusional.
Mara Jade will be much younger then Luke and Leia. She is in her 40s while luke is in his late 60s early 70s.
How the hell do you know that? I think you're just making this stuff up while going along just like SuperShadow..
In the Star Wars universe time slows down for example A year in our galaxy is a month in the Star Wars galaxy.
That is probably the most retarded thing I have ever read. Is that supposed to prove some point of yours? Did you just make up something completely random? Please verify this before committing suicide.
THE SAGA IS NOT COMPLETE AND WILL NEVER FEEL COMPLETE WITHOUT THE STAR WARS: SEQUEL TRILOGY(VII,VIII,IX) AND EPISODES X,XI,XII.
George Lucas himself has stated many times that he decided to let the saga end with the death of the last sith, just because he approved those EU continutation stories doesn't mean he is going to film them. I know this may seem cruel to you as you feel Star Wars isn't complete or something but at least you can be glad that Lucas did state that he is thinking about another prequel, but we will see what happens, maybe he does make up a story for hundred years after the death of the last sith or something, we will see what happens. But no need to constantly screams the same SuperShadow stuff, it will not convince anybody.
Trust me at this one.. You are BAD at discussing, so give it up.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 12:35 PM
Thats right ya little rim jobbers, Mickeys scripts suck so bad that im known to print them out and wipe my butt with them.
The black hole thingie is an idea Mickey came up with during an escapade with the transvestite he has a picture of on his web site. He forgot to tie a board across his ass and fell in. Days later as he found his way out with the help of a horse he found tied to a tree that had found its way in, he came up with the black hole weapon. So there you have it, the rest of the story.
need help reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 2:50 PM
Can anyone help me find one of supershadows documentarys? I understand that he is an excelent film maker and i just need to see them- please post here- thanks- Suzy.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 3:45 PM
Man denied by Supershadow, Im not gay enough, well I well certainly agree with that. I was just pulling Shadows leg anyway kind of a Halloween prank, I just wanted to infiltrate and get close enough that I could take him down from the inside. But of course leave it to the gayside of the force to see through my charade. Well Mickey episodes -1,-2,and-3 seem to be in the works, whats the inside word on these scripts.
Episode -1
The Gay Empire
Episode -2
Mickeys Clones
Episode -3
Jar Jars Revenge
VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 6:28 PM
Trust me Mr. Lucas did write THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE. I don't want to argue with any of you, please. TFH,TRIC,VOTF are the real titles to the Sequels because words like REPUBLIC and FORCE have not been used as a title yet and they are in the Star Wars context. I can't even think of what other possible title would GL use for VII,VIII,IX.
THE FALLEN HERO is not supershadow's idea however I do believe Mr. Lucas thought of this title before Preproduction of EPISODE I-THE PHANTOM MENACE.
Your all smart Star Wars fans and say Star Wars is about Anakin Skywalker when some of use think its not. We are all titled to our own opinions. THE FALLEN HERO refers to Darth Vader so that is the purpose of the Luke and Darth Vader clones in the Sequles.
If you do some research on the internet you will come across other websites that do have plot summaries to Episode VII,VIII,IX that are titled those titles; however some other websites that have those summaries are more modified then the summaries of Supershadow's website.
To Darth Crisis and another Prequel? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 6:48 PM
Man, Darth Crisis you just don't know whats its like every night when I go to sleep I keep having Episode VII,VIII,IX dreams and I can't get then out of my head. Don't tell me GL doesn't do the same thing every night going to bed and doesn't thing about VII,VIII,IX. That must exists or he has thought of them many times.
Crisis? TRILOGY OF TRILOGIES. man
FATHER(I,II,III)
SON(IV,V,VI)
HOLY GHOST(VII,VIII,IX)
MISCELLANEOUS(X,XI,XII)
Crisis? Mr. Lucas has said that not under any circumstances is there to be an Episode 0. There is no Episode 0. The sage begins with Episode I-The Phantom Menace. Mr. Lucas should be ashamed of himself if doesn't make VII,VIII,IX and X,XI,XII because Star Wars will die in envy. The Star Wars saga was ment to be movies minus Clone Wars micro mini series.
The tv series beteen Episode III-ROTS and Episode IV-ANH will stink if they just show minor characters and not Vader or Obi-Wan or young Luke or Leia.
A question to Darth Crisis. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 7:02 PM
Crisis? Why would you think a Darth Vader and a Luke Skywalker pair of clones would be gay? hmmmm? The Empire originated from Jango Fett a cloned mandalorian bounty hunter. Was that gay?!!! No it wasn't. So there should be no reason why a clone of Vader and Luke should stink for the Sequels. If the idea for a clone Vader and Luke(created by Shindor and Spiden leaders of the Dark Jedi) came from EU let it be in the Sequels. Let me show you why the saga need to continue.
STAR WARS: EPISODE VI-RETURN OF THE JEDI.
Leia:"Luke, You have a power thats great and I could never have.
Luke:"Your wrong Leia, you have that power and "some day" you'll have that power just I as I have it."
Hello??? The words "Some day" Emphasis the future. Continuation people. Hence, therefor VII,VIII,IX must be made.
shame on you. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 7:14 PM
I thinks it ashame crisis that an intelligent and well educated such as yourself should miss the point some completely. Star Wars isn't Sci-fi but fantasy. A future set in the past. You have no since of imagination. You got to have belief, faith and willingness for something creative to happen in exsistance. GL has vision and clarity and if supershadow did right the summaries god bless him for doing so. Because thats the best part of EU thats breaks the boundries of the NJO books written. You will see I will be the winner and I will be right when in May 2020 STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO is released in theaters world-wide. You can laugh at me, call me crazy and any ruthless name in the english dictonary even your friends but you know through god's eyes and in my heart I am right.
RE: Well... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2005 8:46 PM
Though the scripts are almost certinaly fake, this is one of the most retarded comments ever. Anyone with a moderate IQ would understand that the books have nothing whatsoever to do with the movies, except for the books about the movies. There is no 'balance between books and movies.'
look at the pattern reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 1:17 AM
if lucas made 456 before 123 what makes u think he wont make 10 11 12 first?
RE: need help reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 4:06 AM
Can anyone help me find one of supershadows documentarys? I understand that he is an excelent film maker and i just need to see them- please post here- thanks- Suzy.
Are you kidding? There is only one that really exists but Super didn't make it, the guy who did is very angry about this, but if you really believe that Mickey Suttle is great director then just click the link on his filmography page! It will show you.. ALIEN PICTURES!! Oh my god!
RE: VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 4:12 AM
Trust me Mr. Lucas did write THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE. I don't want to argue with any of you, please. TFH,TRIC,VOTF are the real titles to the Sequels because words like REPUBLIC and FORCE have not been used as a title yet and they are in the Star Wars context. I can't even think of what other possible title would GL use for VII,VIII,IX.
You can't? Wow.. Just wow.. But just because thoase words weren't used before isn't a good argument, but please! I want to know how you know this for sure. What is your source that Lucas really did write them?
Bla Bla Bla, spelling error, Bla.
If you do some research on the internet you will come across other websites that do have plot summaries to Episode VII,VIII,IX that are titled those titles; however some other websites that have those summaries are more modified then the summaries of Supershadow's website.
I did see them on other sites, but they were forums were noobs were trying to be smart with the SS stuff and one site I found wich had SS stuff posted too as if it is all true, but in the email he send me back he told me he had it from SS.com and that he doesn't feel like changing the site. So there goes your new futile argument!
Darth Crisis!! Yay!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 4:28 AM
I thinks it ashame crisis that an intelligent and well educated such as yourself should miss the point some completely. Star Wars isn't Sci-fi but fantasy. A future set in the past. You have no since of imagination. You got to have belief, faith and willingness for something creative to happen in exsistance. GL has vision and clarity and if supershadow did right the summaries god bless him for doing so.
I do agree that SW is more fantasy than sci fi, and that is why Lucas probably thought the deaths of the last sith was the best ending for his saga, remember that the original star wars series he had in mind didn't feature the emperor appearing till the last episode (nine) and that when he was the evil genius behind everything and with his death the saga ended.
The thing just is.. He already made this story he had in mind but he shortened it up, he actually has no ideas for after the death of the main evil. He did have a vague idea for some story before episode 4, and that is why the prequel is lacking a lot of plot and good writing.
GL has vision and clarity and if supershadow did right the summaries god bless him for doing so. Because thats the best part of EU thats breaks the boundries of the NJO books written. You will see I will be the winner and I will be right when in May 2020 STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO is released in theaters world-wide. You can laugh at me, call me crazy and any ruthless name in the english dictonary even your friends but you know through god's eyes and in my heart I am right.
Why god bless Mickey Suttle for writing these scripts, I found them very poorly written! I really didn't get the impression that the enemy is strong or cool, they just were there to die, the whole story trilogy was very boring to me..
What aexactly do you mean by 'you will see that I am the winner?'
Are you just doing this to win some futile discussion or something? Because you very well realise that this SuperShadow dude is fake, but you are just in denial.
But buck up, because Lucas isn't going to stop yet! He is busy on a television series and he even said that he was thinking of a movie about jedi versus the sith universe or whatever, but we will most definately see.
Just don't count on this SuperShadow to deliver the goods, trust me on that..
Crisis again.. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 9:44 AM
Crisis? Why would you think a Darth Vader and a Luke Skywalker pair of clones would be gay? hmmmm? The Empire originated from Jango Fett a cloned mandalorian bounty hunter. Was that gay?!!! No it wasn't.
Yes.. IT WAS! I liked the original idea of the mandolorean clone war thing much more, the way it turned out now wasn't much of a 'star war' unfortunately..
But the main enemies being some cloned suckers who when finally encountered immediately die is gay..
This is nowhere near the emperor in ep6. This is just plain dissappointing and stupid, in theatres they really wouldn't impress anybody..
So there should be no reason why a clone of Vader and Luke should stink for the Sequels.
Your countering of my arguments was pathetic. Why stick up for that sucky script anyway? Did you write them or something?
Let me show you why the saga need to continue.
Oh my.. Here it comes..
Leia:"Luke, You have a power thats great and I could never have.
Luke:"Your wrong Leia, you have that power and "some day" you'll have that power just I as I have it."
What? Is that it??? Because some day Leia will probably be powerfull a new trilogy should be made? That is really a lousy argument..
Hello??? The words "Some day" Emphasis the future. Continuation people. Hence, therefor VII,VIII,IX must be made.
Still this doesn't convince me those horrible stories on SuperShadow are worth seeing.. Again why are you sticking up for this guy? Are you Mickey Suttle himself or are you just desperate for more star wars, if so you don't have to be put down by my little lecturing. Just wait and see. And if you feel that I am attacking you or something, don't worry about that too, I would love more star wars stuff, I just don't like the unbiased shit you post straight from supershadow.
That's just wrong..
The pattern could work. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 9:56 AM
First IV,V,VI
then backwords with I,II,III
Third X,XI,XII
then back again with VII,VIII,IX
yes it could work I bet it he does it.
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 11:54 AM
THIS IS AN SPEVIAL MESSAGE FROM STARWARS.COM
From George Lucas to ALL OF YOU :
FUCK YOU, SONS OF BITCHES.......
There won't be anymore episodes, you hear, motherfuckers.....#@#$$#
That is it.
Just SHUT THE FUCK UP and get a LIFE.
Sincerely yours,
George Lucas
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 2:18 PM
Good god I would think George could at least spell "special", well my friend if you had a life as we all do outside of this little hobby then you woudent be here reading this, you little mickeyhickeybitchboy.
And why dont some of you identify yourselfs instead of appearing to be some random nimrod. If you wanna joust with shadowscourge cool, at least create a name for yourself like- "mickeys lil' ho" or something- Darth Zoom
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 3:14 PM
Yeah, I know.. The 'Get a life' shout isn't really impressive anymore these days. What a beeitch..
To all you Anti Sequel Trilogy assholes. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 5:37 PM
EVERYBODY!!!! HEY!!!!
DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE ANTI SEQUEL TRILOGY STAR WARS FANS. FOLLOW YOUR HEARTS BECAUSE...
Listen there is to be more Star Wars Episodes
STAR WARS: SEQUEL TRILOGY
.STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO
.STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
.STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-VICTORY OF THE FORCE
STAR WARS: MISCELLANEOUS TRILOGY
STAR WARS: EPISODE X-?
STAR WARS: EPISODE XI-?
STAR WARS: EPISODE XII-?
GET THAT INTO YOUR HEAD PEOPLE!!!
HERRAY!!!!! STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO in May of 2020.
Mr. Suttle rocks!!! The future of Star Wars is in his hands now. God bless SS. Make my day, thats the way with SS.
George Lucas should not end Star Wars now! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 5:54 PM
Hollywood is messed up and america is fucked up.
I support Mickey Suttle 100% like I do with John Kerry.
Why do we have to go backwords. I'm sick of prequels and going backwords I want to go foward and see sequels. VII,VIII,IX should have the right to exsist and be made.
Mr. Lucas spoke on supershadow and this is his words. "SUPERSHADOW IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL OF WHAT HAPPENS WITH EPISODE 7."
Look, I understand that NJO books are based upon on what happens after STAR WARS: EPISODE VI-RETURN OF THE JEDI but some people never read the books. I never read the books or EU and since books have been written they should have the right to be turned into films. THE SAGA CONTINUES...with 7..8..9.
How I know TFH,TRIC,VOTF were written by GL. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 6:05 PM
Crisis see with your heart then your eyes. The summaries on supershadow say,"GEORGE LUCAS," not "MICKEY SUTTLE." I read those scripts and was just astound of the action that was put in the sequel trilogy summaries. I want to see the battle of the Dark Jedi, the Mandalorians Vs. Luke and company and 2,000 Jedi knights in the new republic. Who says I'm a kid?
go to www.starwars7.com and listen closly it will make you feel proud.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 7:11 PM
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME, Mickey you have completley fucking lost it. I think we should have the empire make a clone of yoda and he hunts down the new jedi order one by one until there all destroyed. Then in episodes 10,11,12 Anakin Solo and Ben Skywalker come together to take down the know evil sith Lord, Oh Oh my Yoda. Darth Yoda the whill form Dagobah and I can keep making this shit up for days because the empire clones Jabba and Boba and they hunt down Han Solo and kill him, but in episodes 13,14, and 15 The Republic starts cloning and bring back Luke and Han to take on the sith clones of Vader, Palpatine and Maul, so fourth and so on until in Episode 60 because there are 60 seconds in a miniute and 60 minutes in an hour, Episode 60 directed by Supershadows great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson ends with the entire galaxy banning cloning and creating a blackhole which destroys all of existence the end, but at the end, there is one small planet left EARTH were one last clone escapes to Mickey Suttle. The End forever and ever amen.
No Episode 60 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2005 7:52 PM
Only 12 Star Wars Episodes
4 Star Wars Trilogies
Prequels,Classics,Sequels,miscellaneous
Thats is all according to Mr. Lucas.
RE: How I know TFH,TRIC,VOTF were written by GL. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 12:54 AM
Wow, if I posted my fanfiction on the internet with the name George Lucas above it you woukld probably believe that too don't you?
But maybe you should read more fanfiction than only Mickey's, because it is really bad compared to everything else.
But what do you mean with "listen closely it will make you feel proud"? That doesn't seem to make sense..
RE: To all you Anti Sequel Trilogy assholes. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 12:57 AM
Nobody is anti sequel here, it is just basic logic and you are just bassically in denial.
Herray!! Mickey Suttle is thee best!
Hey do you want proof that Suttle is super? He admits it himself here!
RE: To all you Anti Sequel Trilogy assholes. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 1:02 AM
Oops, made a mistake again.. here it is.
But he is still a lying son of a bitch.
You should really come here!
RE: No Episode 60 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 1:08 AM
Only 12 Star Wars Episodes
4 Star Wars Trilogies
Prequels,Classics,Sequels,miscellaneous
Thats is all according to Mr. Lucas.
That is all according to desperate fans.
Yay! A trilogy without sith, hurray! A trilogy without the dark side! I can't wait!
Give it up, these dumb idea's would suck hard.
Why not make up a story about one of Lukes strong rebellious pupils finding a sith holocron and trying to take over the universe once again? Still be better than those boring dark jedi's wich weren't even made up by Lucas.
RE: star wars episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 8:11 AM
dont be stupid it is in fact jarjar binx
According to Mr.Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 11:02 AM
I seem to recall an interview with George` on 60 minutes by Diane Sawyer, in fact I have it on tape somewhere.
She asked him if he is going to make anymore Starwars movies and he said....NO!
She asked if he would ever sell the rights or hand it over to someone else and he said...NO!
It was reported on theforce.net some time ago that ILM people had to sign a "keep your mouth shut clause", but there has never been another report of this, it may as well have come from Mickey.
I would like to see at least one decent source of information of more movies to be made other than a fan forum or Mickey. Oh by the way Mickey, im sure George would not like some of the quotes you make in his name in regards to the fans. He still says he's gonna kick your ass up around your ears if you dont shut your pie hole- Darth Zoom
Losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 1:45 PM
Do you people work ???
RE: Losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 2:07 PM
Uhhhhh yeah, like 70 hours a week, do you jackass?
RE: Losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 2:34 PM
Shut up Mickey you greased up fagtoy
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 2:53 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ha!!!!. That's the funniest post i've read on this board. If George Lucas ever read these posts, he'd think the majority of you were a bunch of uneducated pricks. (Especially the one who says May 2020 for the next ep.) Anyway who wrote this post? He should write the script for the nxt movie! Later.
despreat fans my ass. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 5:18 PM
Sorry, Mr Lucas spoke today on supershadow and here is what he said,"I'M IN NO RUSH TO BEGIN EPISODE 7. I LIKE TO TAKE LONG BRAKES BETWEEN TRILOGIES."
GL:"AS I STATED BEFORE OF THIS YEAR IF REVENGE OF THE SITH IS HIGHEST GROSSEST FILM OF THE YEAR WE WILL PROCESS WITH THE SEQUEL TRILOGY(EPISODE VII,VIII,IX) AND SO FAR EPISODE III HAS BEEN THE HIGHEST GROSSING FILM IF NARIA: LION,WITCH,WOREDROBE, HARRY POTTER: GOBLET OF FIRE DON'T SURPASS GROSSING EXPECTATIONS OF EPISODE III-ROTS WE WILL MAKE THE SEQUELS."
"yaaaaaaa IT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII,VIII,IX
THE FALLEN HERO
THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
VICTORY OF THE FORCE
God I can't wait untill May of 2020. Its going to rock. Hahahahahha You fools think its all over after ROTS boy are you guys assholes. YOUR all wrong nananannana:-P
Go Mr. Lucas and Supershadow. May the Force be with you and 7,8,9!
Dark Jedi rock reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 5:26 PM
Ideots!!!
General Grievous in ROTS was a Dark Jedi, duuu.
Dark Jedi are cool so are Mandalorians.
Everything is expected to happen in Episode 7,8,9(TFH,TRIC,VOTF)
Darth Zoom your so full of shit!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 5:34 PM
You don't even know GL. Supershadow and GL have been friends for awhile. But you don't know him. There is no way he would kick supershadows ass especally the says 7,8,9 will be in control of ss. I still think Mr. Lucas is wrong ending the saga now. Technology and computer animation are evolving. WAIT!!! Now I get it. Mr. Lucas is all playing one big Jedi mind trick on you people. He says no more Star Wars movies because he is waiting for photo-realistic technology to happen and CGI expansion. Trust me 7,8,9 will happen and continue the adventures of Luke,Leia,Han,Chewie,Lando and show the Skywalker and Solo grandchildren with Mara Jade Skywalker.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 8:41 PM
Mickey Suttle is a lying fake, I am actually and insider working for George Lucas, I actually work on Starwars.com web page and I will not reveal my true idenity. Unlike the little bitch Mickey I can't make my own website because I am a Lucasfilm employee and it is forbidden in our contracts and if Mick the Prick, who has no dick, wants to make up his stupid shit, oh well it doesn't matter just proves he doesn't know Lucas because his ass would be fired on the spot. Anyway I am working on Episode 7 secretly with Geroge Lucas and if I revealed my true identity I would be fired, but never fear, I have 27 fake aliases so I can give you guys some of the inside information. Episode 7 takes place 25 years after Return of the Jedi. It is called "" Sorry you think Im that foolish yeah right Lucas knows everything and he would have my ass. Anyway speculate this speculate that, but don't beleive anything Mickey Suttle tells, you research him on the internet find his picture and realize "What the fuck, Im listening to this guy" Maybe one day Mickey will make his own starwars movies out of claymation, I can't wait to see that the FALLEN HERO, stay tuned for are Clamatic conclusion. By the way Mickey even though you were never really hired by Lucas he told me to tell you that if he had hired you he would have a little message for you "Your Fired" he says your outlines suck and if he ever realeases any shit like that he will kill himself. ?
ok um sorry reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 8:52 PM
If your an insider working undercover for GL then will GL use
.THE FALLEN HERO
.THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
.VICTORY OF THE FORCE
as the titles to VII,VIII,IX but not based on supershadows scripts?
Question for Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 9:03 PM
Will Kyle Katarn be in STAR WARS: EPISODE VII,VIII,IX?
I'm not a professional actor but I am an upcoming actor who hopes to make it to hollywood someday and I look just like Jedi Knight Kyle Katarn so will he be in the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy? I'm still in college but I did my first play,"Antigone," by Sophocles. By 2007, 2008 I want to be doing commercials and now I'm reserching SAG for a talent agent.
Darth Zoom also I'm can you accept my apologie? Do you know when Preproduction will begin with Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX?
Will there also be a Star Wars: Episode X,XI,XII? The fourth and final trilogy?
Is the real reason why GL has been saying NO to Episode 7,8,9 is because he wants to focus on the tv shows first then if things progress and go well 7,8,9 will come true?
Last, When will the VII,VIII,IX icons go on Star Wars.com
Thank You and Sorry for the stupid lying shit that I said.
RE: Darth Zoom your so full of shit!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 9:38 PM
What the hell are you blaberin about? That sounds just like a Mickey Suttle special, "hesa gotsa bombad jedi mindas trix on ya guyz"
I fart in your general direction with a plus 10 bombad stinko bomb.
How the hell do you know I dont know George? Hell all of shadowscourge has a connection for all you know, in fact we are fighting for George. And since your either Mickey or one of his little Mickeybitch ho's, why dont you post a name for yourself so I wont have to call you dumbass next time- Darth Zoom
RE: Question for Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 9:54 PM
You know what? Everyone knows that Lucas is concentrating on the series and more cartoons, and if there is gonna be more movies there isint gonna be a Kyle Katarn in any movie. Only George and maybe his insiders know what is gonna happen in the future and you should know that. And you should know by now if your an aspiring actor and a Starwars fan how hard it can be to get into a sw movie, your only gonna get hired if you fit the bill. Im not telling you anything else because as far as I know your Mickey and I aint telling Mickey shit.
RE: ok um sorry reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2005 1:47 AM
There is actually a website called 'thefallenhero' but it is registered through godaddy, the same provider Mickey Suttle uses for his SuperShadow nonsense.
But if you were to ask me, I'd think new movies aren't going to be called by those names. It's highly unlikely and there even isn't a sure chance Lucas will even make movies regarding continuation of events after episode 6.
The nine episode comment he had was really a long time ago.
It is even more likely that we are going to see another prequel thing again as Lucas mentioned that recently.
Of course there is a lot on his mind lately and we will have to wait a while probably before he will begin another project.
But don't adress anything Star Wars related from SuperShadow.com again though because really more than ninety percent is purely made up by some arrogant attention loving idiot with too much time on his hand.
People usually really get bashed when they come up with anything of his site so be very carefull with the things you state on forums for example.
Most fans will freaking laugh in your face when you come with ShadowBS.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2005 10:56 AM
Yeah exactly, Lucas has never released the name of one his movies until a few months before they come out, surely he woudent years before production. Now lets all get in line and kick Mickey in the nuts!
RE: Question for Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2005 11:03 AM
Oh yeah by the way, I accept your apology.
Forgive me I have a bad cold and its pissing me off. Normaly im an easy going guy. You sound like a decent fan, maybe you should check out Shadowscourge- Darth Zoom
RE: Dark Jedi rock reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2005 11:11 AM
I'll go rounds with you on this one- General Grievous was not a dark jedi, he was a freakin hacking coffing cyborg trained to use a lightsaber by count Dooku- Darth Zoom
I'm not mickey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2005 11:21 AM
Darth Zoom thank you for accepting my apology but I'm not mickey suttle. I'll even introduce myself. My name is Cory.
Will the words FORCE or REPUBLIC used in any of the future titles to Episodes VII,VIII,IX?
If GG in ROTS wasn't a Dark Jedi then how can he be trained in the Jedi arts?
Well looking foward to the Sequel Trilogy.
RE: I'm not mickey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2005 1:23 PM
Well hello Cory, could you be the same Cory I once saw on disney Blog?
I see you have denounced Mickey (I hope) once and for all. If you were to do some research on Greivous you would find that he was a seperatist before he was a cyborg. His becoming a cyborg was no accident. The separatists then made him the way he is. You have to remember that to be a force user you have to have some midichlorians and Greivous doesent have much to store them in, for example, Vader after losing his limbs is not as powerful as before.Shadowscourge has a Grevous expert on-board known as Genral Greivous 2. Please come and join- Darth Zoom
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2005 2:06 PM
Don't worry about it Cory, when I first came here I screwed around the whole board by impersonating them and setting them up against each other. But then again, Sloppy Monkey was really the most annoying guy I've ever met on a forum like page.
goarge lucas please make more star wars movies reply
Posted by ericpoulin385 (ericpoulin385@hotmail.com) on November 3, 2005 2:36 PM
is this your futur stuff
Star Wars Episode 7
Plot Summary Script Synopsis Story
The Fallen Hero
by
George Lucas
Thirty years have passed since the Battle of Endor (Return of the Jedi), where both the Emperor and Vader met their doom. During the decades since Endor, the remnants of the Empire have been defeated and the New Republic formed out of the ashes of the Empire. However, enemies against the New Republic still exist. A rogue group of Dark Jedi have emerged that threaten the fragile stability that the New Republic enjoys.
The Cloud City of Bespin has been converted into one of the many Jedi training facilities located all throughout the galaxy. The Jedi's numbers are beginning to grow to Old Republic heights. The New Jedi Order consists of about 7,000 Jedi Knights. Bespin is now the home to both Jedi Masters, Knights and Apprentices.
During routine Jedi training on Bespin, the Dark Jedi invade wearing jet packs, which send them like a swarm dropping into the upper reaches of the cloud city. These Dark Jedi are seeking to re-establish the legacy of Darth Vader and, hence, they wear a more-advanced-looking version of Darth Vader's mask, helmet and body armor in honor of their fallen hero.
As the Dark Jedi attack Bespin, their sleek battle satellites swarm the floating city and rain down turbolaser fire on the city. The Jedi are taken by complete surprise. However, the Dark Jedi seek not to conquer Bespin, but to capture some of the Jedi's prized holocrons, which hold vast quantities of information about the ancient ways and customs of the Jedi. As hundreds of light-saber battles erupt between the Jedi and their Dark Jedi counterparts, some of the Dark Jedi use concussion grenades to cause damage to Bespin's superstructure.
A few of the holocrons are captured by the Dark Jedi. With their mission now complete, the Dark Jedi retreat from Cloud City and fly away from the city using their jet packs which they wear on their backs. The Dark Jedi fly into the nearby clouds and disappear. The roar of engines can be heard as the Dark Jedi escape in their customized Tie Rager star ships, which were hidden in the clouds above Cloud City.
The 12 members of the Jedi Council are present in the Jedi Council chamber in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. Several Jedi, who survived the battle of Bespin against the Dark Jedi, relate to Luke Skywalker (the head of the Jedi Council) that several Jedi holocrons were taken during the battle. Luke informs the Jedi Council that the Jedi will have to find these lost holocrons and bring the Dark Jedi under control.
Meanwhile, just outside of the Jedi Temple, a shape-shifting Dark Jedi named Asp morphs into Ben Skywalker and enters the Jedi Temple. Asp makes his way to the Jedi super computer area where Asp hopes to disable the Jedi's computer network. Padawans Anakin Solo (son of Han Solo and Leia Organa) and Ben Skywalker (son of Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade) are walking by the computer area. They both sense something and enter the computer area. Ben and Anakin are shocked to see someone in the room that looks exactly like Ben. Asp sees the padawans and flees the room. Ben and Anakin chase after Asp.
Asp makes his way to the garage at the Jedi Temple and steals one of the Jedi swoop bikes. At a high rate of speed, Asp flies down the streets of Coruscant. Ben and Anakin each get a swoop bike and pursue Asp. After a thrilling chase, Asp wrecks his swoop bike. The Coruscant zoo is nearby and Asp enters the zoo to hide from Anakin and Ben. Anakin and Ben park their swoop bikes and quickly follow Asp into the zoo. A spectacular light-saber duel erupts between Asp vs. Ben and Anakin. As the duel rages on, Asp begins to lose so he uses his light saber to release Rygor tigers from their cage.
Ben sees the tigers and says: "I've got a bad feeling about this." The tigers spot Ben and Anakin and then charge at the two padawans. Ben and Anakin battle the tigers. Within in a few minutes, Ben and Anakin have killed all seven of the ferocious tigers. However, by the time Ben and Anakin are finished fighting the tigers, Asp has escaped to parts unknown.
Elsewhere, Shindor, the leader of the Dark Jedi, is elated to learn that some of the Jedi holocrons have successfully been taken from the Jedi. Shindor is currently at the Dark Jedi's cloning facility, which is located on a planet nearby Coruscant. Shindor is using this facility to make clones of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker. The Dark Jedi plan to fulfill Darth Vader's prophecy that he and Luke should rule the galaxy as father and son and bring peace and order to the galaxy. The Dark Jedi are using Imperial DNA samples of Vader to produce a clone of the Dark Lord of the Sith and are using DNA samples from Luke's severed hand to produce a clone of the venerable Jedi Master. Skywalker's severed hand is currently owned by one of the chief Dark Jedi named, Spiden.
Meanwhile, Spiden hatches a plan to leak the Dark Jedi's efforts to clone Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker to spies working for the New Republic. Spiden hopes the leader of the Dark Jedi will be destroyed by forces from the New Republic so that he can become the new leader of the Dark Jedi. Spiden leaks this information. The New Republic military and a Jedi army plan to raid the Dark Jedi hideout.
Also, Spiden contacts Luke Skywalker and asks the great Jedi Master to meet with him on the planet of Sluivan. Spiden tells Luke that Spiden is a smuggler who came across Luke?s severed hand in a preservation box. Luke learns from Spiden that the Empire recovered Luke's hand that Vader cut off at Bespin. Spiden says that the hand is in perfect condition and can probably be re-attached to Luke?s arm. Luke agrees to meet Spiden on Sluivan.
Luke arrives on Sluivan with R2-D2 and C-3PO. Luke enters a room where Spiden told Luke he would be waiting for Luke. Luke sees Spiden holding his severed hand in a transparent preservation box. Suddenly, the door behind Luke closes. Spiden sets down the hand and pulls out two light sabers. Spiden holds one in each hand and ignites them. Spiden tells Luke that he will now avenge the deaths of Sidious and Vader. Luke pulls out his light saber and ignites it. Luke and Spiden fight with their sabers. Luke manages to cut off one of Spiden?s hands. Spiden continues to fight with his other hand. R2-D2 rolls up behind Spiden. R2 ignites his rocket boosters and crashes into the back of Spiden at a tremendous speed. Spiden falls to the ground. Spiden stands back up dazed. With a slight movement of his hand, Luke uses the Force to send Spiden flying across the room. Spiden slams into a wall and is left unconscious. Luke thanks R2 for his valor, then Luke recovers his severed hand and then cuts the closed door open with his light saber . Luke, R2 and C-3PO exit the room. On Coruscant, a team of Jedi doctors re-attach Luke?s hand to his arm.
Luke learns that the Republic is planning to send a military unit to the planet where the Dark Jedi are cloning Vader and Luke. Luke orders the Jedi star pilots to scramble to their fighters and join the Republic forces in the fight. The Republic and Jedi star fighters arrive at the planet where the Dark Jedi cloning facility is located. Hundreds of Dark Jedi fighters are waiting for them. A massive space battle ensues.
Luke and a dozen or so other Jedi make their way to the surface of the planet and enter the Dark Jedi cloning facility. Light saber battles erupt between the Jedi and the Dark Jedi. Luke finds the Dark Jedi leader, Shindor, and they engage in a light-saber duel. Luke eventually decapitates Shindor. The remaining Dark Jedi flee the cloning facility with the growing clones of Vader and Luke. The Jedi set explosive charges all over the cloning facility. The Jedi flee the cloning facility. A few minutes later, the cloning facility is destroyed by the exploding charges.
While the Dark Jedi cloning facility has been destroyed, the New Republic and Jedi are unaware that the Dark Jedi succeeded in preserving the growing clones of Vader and Luke, which will be utilized in the Dark Jedi's grand scheme to conquer the galaxy. Back on Coruscant, Anakin Solo and Ben Skywalker are brought before the Jedi Council. For their bravery in combating the Dark Jedi, the Jedi Council makes Anakin and Ben full-fledged Jedi Knights. The two are given their official Jedi robes. Fade to black. Roll end credits.
Star Wars Episode 8
Script Plot Summary Synopsis Story
The Republic in Crisis
by
George Lucas
After having their secret base destroyed by the Jedi Order in Episode 7, the Dark Jedi decide to remain hidden and underground until the clones of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker have fully developed. Meanwhile, the Republic faces a new war from a large group of super commandos who call themselves the Mandalorians. The Mandalorian super commandos originate from the unknown regions of the galaxy. While training on the planet called Nassius, special units of the Republic military are attacked by the Mandalorians. The fighting is fierce and very spectacular. The Republic units are defeated in a large-scale space and land battle. After being victorious, the Mandalorians retreat to the safety of deep space.
Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker, Mara Jade, C-3PO and R2-D2 are on a secret mission to Mon Calamari. Luke is searching for the legendary kyber crystals that are rumored to be hidden on Mon Calamari. A kyber crystal greatly magnifies the power of the Force in whoever wears the crystal. Luke and Company come across a smuggler who claims to know where the kyber crystals might be hidden. For a high price, the smuggler gives Luke the location where the crystals might be. Luke, Jade, C-3PO and R2-D2 arrive at this secret location and startle some thieves who have beaten them to the crystals. The thieves see Luke and company. These thieves immediately flee in their hydro foil water boat over the great ocean of Mon Calamari. Skywalker and company give chase in their own hydro foil.
After a spectacular chase sequence on the Listinik Ocean, Luke and company manage to overtake the thieves' boat and retrieve the kyber crystals. With the crystals in hand, Skywalker and company leave Mon Calamari and head back to Coruscant.
On Coruscant, the Republic Senate has voted to increase their military budget in order to defeat the mysterious Mandalorian super commandos.
Somewhere else on Coruscant, Luke, Jade, C-3PO and R2-D2 arrive back home and meet up with Han Solo, Leia Solo, Lando Calrissian and Chewbacca. Han informs Luke that Han, Lando and Chewbacca will scout out the location of the hidden Mandalorian fleet. Luke tells Han to take R2-D2 to help with the mission. Leia decides to remain on Coruscant to meet with some powerful Senators regarding the difficult war with the Mandalorians.
Han, Lando, Chewbacca, R2-D2 and a Bothan named Terk Minas board the Millennium Falcon and head into space looking for the Mandalorian fleet. Meanwhile, Ben Skywalker (the son of Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade), with his Jedi girlfriend named Paron Lighton, are attempting to make the Kessel Run in record time. Together, Ben and Paron fly a two seat fighter with Ben as the pilot and Paron as the navigator. After much excitement, Ben and Paron complete the Kessel Run, but fall short of setting any kind of record. They know that it will take many attempts for them to come close to breaking the record set for completing the Kessel Run.
Meanwhile back on Coruscant, Luke and Mara Jade are told about a group of Mandalorian fighters that are battling Rogue Squadron. Luke scrambles the Jedi star fighters to help Rogue Squadron. Luke and Jade board two fighters. Luke, Jade and the Jedi strike force enter hyperspace and arrive at the battle. The fighting is very hectic. Several of Rogue Squadron?s fighters have been destroyed. Luke and company enter the battle. Jade?s ship is disabled and Mara Jade is captured by the Mandalorians. Luke tries to reach the Mandalorian cruiser that has Jade. Several Mandalorian fighters attack Luke?s X-Wing. Luke?s X-Wing spirals out of control. The Mandalorians quickly leave the battle with Mara Jade. The life support system of Luke?s X-Wing has been knocked offline. Luke is forced to enter Force hibernation so that he can survive until he is rescued. Soon, Luke is rescued by what?s left of Rogue Squadron. They head back for the safety of Coruscant.
In deep space, Han and company in the Millennium Falcon have stumbled across the Mandalorian fleet. Han sends the location of the Mandalorian fleet back to the Republic military?s headquarters. Dozens of Mandalorian fighters are sent to take out the Falcon. Han and Lando take control of the Falcon?s laser cannons while Chewbacca pilots the Falcon. The Mandalorian fighters chase after the Falcon and damage the Falcon?s hyperdrive. R2-D2 informs Chewie that the closest inhabited planet is the Wookiee home world called Kashyyyk.
Chewie heads for Kashyyyk with the Mandalorian fighters closing in on them. After much fighting, Han and Lando manage to take out all the Mandalorian fighters with the Falcon?s turbo lasers. However, the Falcon has been badly damaged. The Falcon safely arrives at Kashyyyk and Chewie lands the Falcon at a space port that is closest to where Chewbacca?s brother lives. Chewbacca has R2-D2 record a message that is to be given to Chewie?s brother. R2-D2 exits the Falcon and heads in the general direction of where Chewie?s brother lives. While R2-D2 is gone, Han, Chewie, Lando and Terk attempt to repair the Falcon.
Meanwhile, Ben Skywalker and Paron Lighton arrive on Coruscant and meet up with Anakin Solo (the son of Han Solo and Princess Leia Organa Solo) to have drinks at a local night club. While in the night club, Ben, Paron and Anakin are attacked by several thugs. Paron says: ?I have a bad feeling about this.? Anakin uses several Force fireballs to take out a couple of the thugs. At the same time, Ben unleashes a Force avalanche which causes a nearby wall to fall on several of the thugs. Paron ignites her light saber and takes out some of the thugs. In a few minutes, the three Jedi have prevailed over the thugs and decide to leave the night club.
Elsewhere on Coruscant, Luke heads to his apartment on. Luke enters his apartment and feels a tremor in the Force. Someone is in Luke?s apartment. Luke turns on his light saber and looks around. The Dark Jedi named Spiden walks out of the shadows with his light saber on. Spiden tells Luke that Luke should have killed him while Luke had the chance. The two engage in a dramatic light-saber duel. During the duel, Spiden informs Luke that the Jedi failed to destroy the clones of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker. Luke is stunned by this revelation. The duel continues and eventually Luke manages to cut Spiden in half from Spiden?s head all the way to the bottom of Spiden?s torso.
Meanwhile, R2-D2 arrives at Chewie?s brother?s home and plays Chewie?s message for Chewie?s brother. The message tells Chewie?s brother that Chewie and his friends need help securing a new hyperdrive for the Falcon. Chewie?s brother immediately leaves with R2-D2 to find a new hyperdrive.
Republic spies send a message to Luke that the location of Mara Jade has been found. Luke is elated by this news. The spies inform Luke that Jade can be found on the planet Concorde Dawn, the home world of the Mandalorians. Luke contacts the Jedi temple and states that he will need several hundred Jedi star fighters to accompany him to free Jade from the Mandalorians. Luke invites Ben, Paron and Anakin to accompany the Jedi to rescue Jade. On Kashyyyk, Chewie?s brother and R2-D2 arrive at the Falcon with a new hyperdrive. Luke contacts Han and tells Han that the Falcon is needed to help Luke rescue Mara Jade. Han tells Luke that the Falcon will meet up with Luke as soon as possible.
Republic spies further inform Luke that the Mandalorians are building thousands of new battle cruisers and fighters that will be used by the Mandalorians to conquer the Republic. Luke knows this Mandalorian fleet must be destroyed at all costs. Luke contacts the Republic military and tells the military to meet Luke at a rendezvous destination. As Luke leaves for battle, Leia says: "May the Force be with you." A few minutes later, Luke and many Jedi in their star fighters wait in deep space for the Republic military and the Millennium Falcon to arrive.
After a few hours, both the Millennium Falcon and the Republic fleet meet up with Luke and the Jedi warriors. They enter hyperspace and soon arrive at Concorde Dawn. Luke spots a gigantic star ship construction yard that orbits Concorde Dawn. Thousands of Mandalorian battle cruisers and fighters can be seen under construction. Luke and company target this construction yard. Hundreds of Mandalorian star fighters and battle cruisers are launched from the surface of Concorde Dawn. A massive space battle between thousands of star ships erupts above Concorde Dawn.
Luke locates Mara Jade?s position on Concorde Dawn. Luke asks Ben, Paron and Anakin to accompany him to rescue Jade. The four Jedi arrive on the surface of Coruscant and enter a Mandalorian facility where Jade is being held. Paron uses the Force to read a Mandalorian?s guards mind. By reading this guard?s mind, Paron is able to know exactly where Jade is being hidden in the building. Luke, Ben, Paron and Anakin ignite their light sabers and battle their way thru dozens of Mandalorian super commandos and Agork wolves to reach Jade. Paron is killed during the fighting, but Luke manages to rescue Jade. Luke, Jade and Anakin exit the Mandalorian facility. Ben exits with the body of Paron slung over his back.
The Republic fleet and the Jedi star fighters completely annihilate the Mandalorian military. The Mandalorians surrender and agree to enter a peace agreement with the Republic. The Jedi arrive back on Coruscant and hold a funeral service for Paron Lighton and the dozens of other Jedi who died in the Battle of Concorde Dawn. Ben places Paron on a Jedi pyre and Paron?s body is consumed by a fire. Dozens of dead Jedi are burned, which is the way the Jedi honor their dead. Hundreds of Jedi solemnly watch as Paron and the other Jedi are consumed by the fire. While the Mandalorian war is now over, the Jedi paid a very high price. The Dark Jedi, with the clones of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, still remain a major threat to the stability of the Republic. Fade to black. Roll end credits.
Star Wars Episode 9
Script Plot Summary Synopsis Story
Victory of the Force
by
George Lucas
Streaming through hyper space, Han Solo, Leia, R2-D2, C-3PO and Chewbacca are on their way to Han?s home world of Corellia to attend Han?s mother?s funeral. After securing a docking bay for the Millennium Falcon, the group exits the Falcon and hires a transport to take them to Han?s mother?s residence. There are hundreds of people at the Solo?s abode. Suddenly, Dark Jedi cyborgs attack the proceedings. A dramatic fire fight envelopes the Solo home. Han and Company duck for cover.
R2-D2 and C-3PO get separated from the rest of their group. The roof of the Solo building explodes open. A Dark Jedi star ship floats above the Solo building. R2-D2 and C-3PO are pulled up into the sky and into the cargo hold of the star ship. Han, Leia and Chewie watch as the star ship leaves with the droids in its belly. Han tries to figure out why the Dark Jedi would want the droids. They seem to have no real value (except sentimental worth) or so Han thinks.
Luke Skywalker, Ben Skywalker and Anakin Solo are on Grentarik, the home world of Yoda the Whill, looking for information about the dark side of the Force. The three Jedi locate Yoda?s old dwelling and begin to search through Yoda?s belongings. They are looking for clues as to where they can find definitive information on how to destroy the dark side. Anakin finds a piece a data pad that gives details that at the central Whill library, the three can find out where several ancient Sith holocrons may be hidden.
The clones of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are now fully mature. The Dark Jedi are training the Vader and Luke clone in the art of light-saber combat. The Vader clone is wearing the iconic black mask and armor while the Luke clone is dressed all in black. The new Dark Jedi leader, Horgon, watches as the clones train against each other with non-lethal light sabers.
On Coruscant, Mara Jade sits with the Jedi Council discussing the Dark Jedi threat. All resources are being used by Republic spies to find the location of the Dark Jedi?s secret base.
Han sends a message to Luke telling Luke that the droids have been captured by the Dark Jedi. Luke informs Han that they will all meet up at Coruscant shortly. Luke, Ben and Anakin leave Yoda?s dwelling and use a land speeder to travel to the central Whill library. At this library, Luke finds data that gives a place where the ancient Sith holocrons may be hidden. Some Sith holocrons are supposed to be located in the lower levels of Briskus, an exotic planet on the other side of the galaxy.
Luke and Company leave the library. While walking to their star ship, the three Jedi are attacked by Rinkies, creatures that look like giant rats. After a few minutes, all the Rinkies are destroyed. The three Jedi resume their walk to their star ship. They enter the star ship and enter the coordinates for Briskus. Their star ship leaves the orbit of Grentarik and enters hyper space.
Meanwhile, Mara Jade and Lando Calrissian visit the Republic weapons development offices. Mara is shown a new weapon called the black hole devastator. This weapon can be used to artificially create a black hole. The military applications of this weapon are stunning. Entire star systems can now be destroyed with immense ease.
Han, Leia and Chewie arrive back on Coruscant. They head to the Solo?s apartment in the upscale Prilox section of Coruscant. While this is happening, Luke, Ben and Anakin arrive in the Briskus star system. Suddenly, Dark Jedi fighters swarm the Jedi?s star ship. An intense dog fight ensues. Luckily, the Jedi are able to disable or destroy all the Dark Jedi fighters. The Jedi then land on Briskus in order to find the Sith holocrons.
Luke finds the location of a long-lost and forgotten Sith Temple. Inside this temple, the three Jedi accidentally set off security measures meant to protect the Sith Temple from intruders. Dozens of spider battle droids swarm around the three Jedi. Blaster fire envelopes the room. The three Jedi valiantly deflect the laser fire with their light sabers. One by one, each battle droid is destroyed by the Jedi.
After the fight, Luke and Company make their way to a secret room which contains several Sith holocrons. Luke places the holocrons into his backpack and the three exit the temple. Luke, Ben and Anakin head back to Coruscant. Several hours later, Han, Leia, Anakin Solo, Lando, Luke, Mara Jade and Ben are all sitting at a large table in the Solo?s apartment eating dinner. Luke informs the group that Han, Lando and himself will search for R2-D2 and C-3PO. While Leia, Mara, Ben and Anakin will work on downloading all information from the Sith holocrons.
Meanwhile, the clones of Vader and Luke are training against dozens of Dark Jedi. The talent displayed by the clones is amazing. The Dark Jedi warriors have a difficult time defending themselves from the attack by the clones. Non-lethal light sabers are used by all parties so that no one will get injured during the practice sessions.
While analyzing the Sith holocrons, Leia makes a stunning discovery. It appears that the heart and essence of the dark side exists in the Valorius star system. According to the holocrons, if the Valorius star system can be destroyed then the dark side itself can be brought to an end. Mara informs Leia about the black hole devastator weapon. Anakin and Ben are puzzled as to what kind of weapon Mara is referring to. Mara explains the capabilities of the new weapon and the fact that it can be used to destroy entire star systems.
Fortunately, R2-D2 contains a hidden homing beacon that cannot be detected by the Dark Jedi. As a result, Luke, Han and Lando are able to track the droids to a planet called Usiss. Above Usiss, the Dark Jedi have a space station where R2-D2 and C-3PO are being held. Inside the space station, R2-D2 and C-3PO are being tortured by the Dark Jedi. C-3PO explains to the Dark Jedi that the droids don?t know anything about the Jedi. However, the torture continues even though the droids protest their ignorance.
Convinced that the droids contain no useful information, the Dark Jedi place a cloaked thermal detonator inside of R2-D2. The Dark Jedi proceed to put this detonator into R2-D2 while the droids are offline. The Dark Jedi plan to release the droids and hopefully Luke, Mara Jade and other Jedi will be killed by the thermal detonator contained in R2.
Meanwhile, outside the Dark Jedi space station, Han and Chewie in the Millennium Falcon open fire on the Dark Jedi space station. Lando in his star ship also blasts the space station. Luke comes in behind the other two trying to locate the two droids. Explosions rip the insides of the space station to shreds. R2-D2 is able to break free from his restraints. R2 also frees C-3PO and the two plan their escape. R2-D2 heads towards a release hatch. C-3PO says: ?I?ve got a bad feeling about this.? Next, R2 opens the hatch with his arm and instantaneously the droids are sucked out into the vacuum of space. The space station explodes in a brilliant ball of light.
Luke detects the droids. Luke informs Han of where the droids are. Next, the Millennium Falcon picks up the droids. On board the Falcon, Chewie detects that R2 contains a very powerful thermal detonator. After several tense moments, Chewie is able to remove the detonator from R2. The detonator is then disarmed.
With the droids safely with them, our heroes head back to Coruscant. On Coruscant, Luke heads to the Jedi Temple. Mara Jade informs Luke about all they have learned about the dark side and the Valorius star system. The Valorius star system is comprised of one star, 31 planets, hundreds of moon and countless millions of asteroids. Luke agrees that the black hole devastator must be used to destroy the Valorius star system so that the dark side can be brought to a permanent end.
Luke gathers the Jedi together and tells them about their mission. Luke informs them that they will probably have to battle through many Dark Jedi in order to get the devastator set up on the primary Valorius planet. Within hours, the Jedi strike force arrives in the Valorius star system. The system is protected by hundreds and hundreds of Dark Jedi fighters and bulk war freighters. An immense star battle erupts between the Jedi and the Dark Jedi.
Many of the Jedi fighters land on the surface of Valorius. These Jedi make preparations to make the necessary adjustments so that the black hole devastator can be deployed. The Dark Jedi storm up from underground caves on Valorius and attack the Jedi. Hundreds of light-saber duels erupt between the Jedi and Dark Jedi.
Horgon (the leader of the Dark Jedi) and the clones of Vader and Luke head into the heat of battle and head towards where the Jedi are setting up the devastator. Luke, Mara Jade, Ben and Anakin arrive on the surface of Valorius near where the devastator is being constructed. Horgon and the clones of Vader and Luke engage the real Luke, Mara Jade, Ben Skywalker and Anakin Solo in a light-saber fight. The fighting is intense. Luke screams out that they must keep the Dark Jedi from reaching the location of where the devastator is being constructed. It will take a few minutes before the Jedi scientists constructing the necessary aspects of the devastator will be completed.
Ben and Anakin battle Horgon while the real Luke battles the Luke clone and Mara Jade battles the Vader clone. Horgon strikes down Anakin. Ben screams in anger and then lunges at Horgon with all his might. The real Luke cuts the clone Luke in half. The real Luke then turns to fight Horgon in order to prevent Horgon from killing Ben. The Vader clone battles Mara Jade. They exchange many, many blows.
The Jedi scientists signal Luke that the devastator is ready to be activated. Luke tells the scientists to give them just a few minutes. Luke knows that Horgon and the clone Vader must not be allowed to escape. Ben and Luke swing wildly at Horgon. Mara is being overwhelmed by clone Vader. Luke uses Force vanish and re-materializes behind Horgon. Horgon turns to face Luke and at that moment Ben pierces Horgon?s heart with a light saber. Horgon is no more. Luke then uses Force leap and lands on top of clone Vader. Mara Jade uses this distraction to slice off the legs of clone Vader. Luke then finishes the evil clone off.
Next, Luke orders all the Jedi to leave Valorius immediately. After all the Jedi exit the Valorius star system, the black hole devastator is turned on. An artificial black hole is produced by the machine. The massive Valorius planet shrinks to the size of a molecule in an instant. The rest of the Valorius star system including the star that warms the system is reduced to the size of an atom. The black hole becomes so super concentrated that it explodes in a tremendous fury. The dark side is destroyed for all time.
The Jedi meet at Yavin 4 to celebrate the defeat of the dark side. In the distance, Luke can see countless thousands of Jedi from every era appear as Jedi spirits (including Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Mace Windu, Qui-Gon Jinn and Anakin Skywalker). The spirits of the long-dead Jedi (who have pleaded with the light side of the Force to avenge their deaths) watch the New Jedi Order celebrate final victory over the dark side. Luke?s Jedi Order and the New Republic will enter a 1,000 year period of peace and prosperity. The dark side is no more. Fade to black. Roll end credits.
good reply
Posted by ericpoulin385 (ericpoulin385@hotmail.com) on November 3, 2005 2:56 PM
sorry george but I dont think that is good enough
Yes I am Darth Zoom the same Cory. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2005 6:22 PM
Oh my god I have been such an asshole. I just never realised it. This whole time I was trusting a lying jerk making false and phone accusations about false scripts about Episode VII,VIII,IX. Yes Darth Zoom the same Cory from Disney Blog. But they shut down the board. It seems the Dark Side of the Force under took me by surprise. Darth Zoom are you really a Lucasfilm Employee? and Is really going to Episode VII,VIII,IX according to Mr. Lucas's vision not to the sick twisted supershadow's vision? I also want to know if Mr. Lucas would really do a fourth trilogy like X,XI,XII? Maybe Jett, Amanda, and Katlin will carry the Star Wars torch after Mr. Lucas dies someday. I didn't mean that personally. Do I have friends here? HI DARTH CRISIS!!! Good to hear from you again:-D Talk tomorrow. Good night.
possible real title to Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2005 6:29 PM
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-ESCAPE FROM PERIL
STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-BATTLE OF THE MANDALORIANS
STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-BALANCE OF THE FORCE
RE: Random Shemp? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2005 7:26 PM
i know WTF!what the hell does that mean.
RE: Random Shemp? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2005 7:53 PM
i know WTF!what the hell does that mean.
is mr lucas gonna make a fourth trilagy reply
Posted by ericpoulin385 (ericpoulin385@hotmail.com) on November 4, 2005 4:10 AM
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RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2005 4:53 AM
can i get an amen i mean ive read some crap before but this guy takes the cake when it comes to blowing your on trumpet and star wars delusional fanaticism
Supershadow, future starwars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2005 6:39 AM
Heres why I am here- to help others debunk Supershadow and to help tell the truth about Starwars and any future episode's.
1.If I am a Lucasfilm employee its been stated that a keep your mouth shut clause has been signed.
2. Lucas has never released the title to a Starwars film until a few months before its release.
3. Its been over 20 years since Lucas made any statements regarding there being more than 6 movies planned, although its not impossible. There has been a possible referance to the possibility of Lucas going futher back in time to the Jedi/sith wars.
4. Mickey Suttle is easily debunked as a source of information regarding his aledged employeement at Lucasfilm.
Never the less, we are all allowed to speculate, report rumers and have fun doing it. take note though, Supershadow fans are welcome to speak thier opinion here and Mickey is also known to grace us with his presence, just prepare for a flameing if you quote info from his site- Darth Zoom
RE: Yes I am Darth Zoom the same Cory. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2005 6:48 AM
Hi again Cory, you came to the right place no doubt, enjoy yourself and keep the questions comeing, and yes so far you have friends here- Darth Zoom.
By the way if you havent figured it out i was zoomlord at disney, now that im a member of Shadowscourge I have a new name.
RE: goarge lucas please make more star wars movies reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2005 8:25 AM
Fuck off with fake SuperShadow bullshit or I will sign you up for gay porn!!
Check out who SuperShadow really is before you believe his superduper star wars news.
RE: is mr lucas gonna make a fourth trilagy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2005 8:29 AM
Why not wait for a third trilogy before thinking about that?
But don't count on new trilogies, you will only get dissapointed.
RE: goarge lucas please make more star wars movies reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2005 10:57 AM
No this is not a product of Georges imagination, it is the ceaseless ramblings of a castout retard. Please do not post this again, the story is so stupid it defys all known laws of ignorance.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2005 11:58 AM
This shit is sooooooooooo dumb. Okay if there is going to be another trilogy we won't really know until Lucas just comes out and says it. Dont plan on one anytime soon, because the tv show is in the works, and lets face it the tv show could be the best thing ever, a weekly dose of Starwars instead of just one movie. If people want to beleive in Supershadow aka Mickey Suttle thats fine with me, but hey eventually just like I did and the rest of us who can't stand his bullshit did, you will find out the truth. Supershadows a little bit like Santa Clause, when you first see this site you are like oh yeah this is the shit, and then when you find out its all fake, the let down is just about the same. Thanks to Mickey though at least I have something to channel my darkside energy into, Suttle, you will pay.
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII, VIII,IX petiton reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2005 11:59 AM
Hello again Darth Zoom, Crisis and scourge.
Zoom? Your an employee of Lucasfilm does GL know about the STAR WARS: EPISODE VII,VIII,IX sequel trilogy petition online?
www.starwars789.com its a real petition to continue the Star Wars saga. I just wanted you to know that and the other guys if you feel like signing it. Thanks May the Force be with You~Cory
i signed it reply
Posted by ericpoulin385 (ericpoulin385@hotmail.com) on November 4, 2005 1:03 PM
933 signatures 1 milion to go
MR LUCAS READ THIS AND REPLY reply
Posted by ericpoulin385 (ericpoulin385@hotmail.com) on November 4, 2005 1:05 PM
we want more lucas U are the only one in the word able to do this.Please keep it going
Can't wait untill 2006 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2005 1:15 PM
Oh Yeah baby!!!! POKEMON DIAMOND AND PEARL for the NINTENDO DS.
Can't wait. Lucas will continue the saga he just wants to do other things and will just take a long break if the tv shows are sucessful VII,VIII,IX might be a possiblity. Cory
Zoom, can I ask you something? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2005 1:24 PM
I did in the past call Mr. Suttle up long-distance in Hickory NC but all I get is the SOBs answering service. Why doesn't he ever pick up? What I wanted to do is call Mickey up and talk to him on no making falsafactions on Star Wars related disscusions. I wanted to tell Mickey not to keep posting lies on his website or there is going to be consequences. Guys I admitt I was fooled by Supershadow but now I'm turned off by him. I want honesty and results from the creator of Star Wars GL not a fake wanna be he didn't create the saga. Zoom something must be done to get rid of this man. You mean to tell me 4 or 5 years are gonna go by and Supershadow is still going to be online. The man needs to be behind bars for internet fraud and stealing copyright Star Wars information from Lucasfilm and ILM. GL must get rid of him. Be Well~Cory
i hope that lucas makes this happen reply
Posted by ericpoulin385 (ericpoulin385@hotmail.com) on November 4, 2005 2:56 PM
i wanna hear the good news
RE: MR LUCAS READ THIS AND REPLY reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 5:55 AM
Man, we are already getting a television series and Lucas already stated that he was thinking of another sequel about the sith period of SW.
Just have a little patience, Lucas will be busy for a while, let's just wait and see what he does. Apperantly he already isn't as burned out on SW as he was a little while ago.
But I for one am not really looking forward to a 7,8,9 trilogy, unless it would feature the sith.
The Matrix Trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 10:45 AM
I must say The Matrix Trilogy is one of the best fucking, awsome sci-fi and martial arts movies of the 21st century. I watch matrix: Reloaded on TBS last night. You can't believe the special effects how wonderful they are. ~Cory. If VII,VIII,IX are made then the villians might be what ever is based in EU. I don't know about the SITH either the SITH or the DARK JEDI or a new species of villians.
RE: The Matrix Trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 11:25 AM
I've seen the whole matrix trilogy too, but I didn't really got impressed with the last one, but the second one was absolutely great. That highway fight and the castle fight were really out of this world.
As for potential new movies, I will always stick with the sith as they are another warrior clan.
Dark jedi and certainly gray jedi are fucking weak idea's. Hell, even the mandeloreans would make cooler enemies than dark jedi.
The sith are the rivals of the jedi, they are good enemies, dark jedi not.
7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 3:31 PM
I think george will eventually make episodes 7 8 9, but will take him couple of years to deside wether he will make the next saga. If so 7 will prob be realeased like arounnd 2010. But remember lucas, allwatys mentions that he fnished teh saga when he completed the 6 movie. NOw he mentions he completed the saga when he finshed the 3 movie. HE will probably make a 7. Those who visit supershadow they got they plot scripts from teh books that are written. SO whoever thinks they are fake their not.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 8:14 PM
Yes they are, Fuck You
RE: Well... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 8:28 PM
your so full of it you fag! THE BOOKS SUCK! GL would be doing this so called " 3rd trilogy " a favor if he ignored the fucking books! As a matter of fact, why dont you go suck yourself and jump of a cliff, do the entire world a favor!
but what about darth vader? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 8:39 PM
darth vader died in episode 6. without vader the star wras saga would never have survived.this is horrible!( well not really horrible but you get it). basicly if they make a third trilogy and darth vader is not in it, star wars is fucked.
RE: Can't wait untill 2006 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 8:47 PM
oh my god, you are the fag of all fags! dear god i pray that you will strike him down!.....please?
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 9:02 PM
why the hell would lucas be best friends with someone who calls himself supershadow you retard!
RE: 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 9:18 PM
Shut up Mickey you retard, I can tell its you because your back on the pipe and you cant type when your brain is jelly- Darth Zoom
RE: Zoom, can I ask you something? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 9:34 PM
Cory, he doesent answer his phone because he dosent want to answer for his mistakes. I started out like you did, tried to contact him. I wanted to convince him to start a ligitamate starwars site because in the beginning I had pity for the poor fool since it must suck to have so many people hate him, but he makes the choice to continue his charade and dupe the younger fans into thinking he is real. Give up trying to make sense of him and join the fight against him. Join the dark side cory, it is the only way. As far as Lucasfilm goes they get some form of entertainment from him and they do watch him from a distance, but they mostly consider him a waste of time. As for as future movies go stick with ligitamate sources, Crisis, chosen one or I would be happy to keep you up to date on future starwars projects but just keep with the T.V series for now and im sure we will all be watching for rumers and such on new movies- Darth Zoom.
me reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2005 10:21 PM
fuck you A random shemp you think your all that dont you. Well i got news for you YOUR GAY! GO SUCK A COCK!
any ways i just saw an interview of lucas and he said their will be no 7 8 9 . 1 2 3 4 5 6 are based around on anakins story not lukes not obi one or yoda. Anakin died in 6 so there will be no 7 8 9
RE: 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2005 12:35 PM
Those who visit supershadow they got they plot scripts from teh books that are written. SO whoever thinks they are fake their not.
In case you are thinking next movies are going to be about EU, you are horribly mistaken.
Just saying they aren't fake isn't going to convince anyone, go away.
SS.com contains lame answers to everything and poorly written stories, thank god he is a lying son of a bitch.
me reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2005 1:41 PM
random shemp just go watch some porno
I'm not a fag and VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2005 2:02 PM
Well guys I'm a catholic man and you got to admitt Episode IV,VI,VI were made first and Luke was the first character introduced. With out IV,V,VI six there would have never been a I,II,III(prequel trilogy) which support the classic trilogy. You have to give the son some credit. If Luke had never confronted Vader in Episode VI-Return of the Jedi then Anakin/Vader would have never brought balance to the force. I know there will be another trilogy. Either live action or cartoon. VII,VIII,IX will happen but not by a fraud. You have to have faith because beliving for VII,VIII,IX to happen is having faith in god. I would like to see EU come alive on screen. To continue the story of Luke and company in the NJO Star War trilogy. If Episodes I-VI are about Anakin then why can't Episodes VII-XII be about Luke? It could work. Lucas is very smart. I'm not in a rush to see another Star Wars trilogy but right now I will enjoy all 6 Star Wars movies. It will happen, I know it will. Just because I mentioned Pokemon doesn't mean I'm gay. Hey I enjoy playing video games and not just pokemon. Have a good day~Cory
I see your point Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2005 2:13 PM
You know what really makes Mickey Suttle a fake. Hi filography page has list of documentries that he claimed to have made but he isn't a film maker because you can't even by any of his films in any store or online. I'm sick of him that and his fake George Lucas interviews. GL would never insult his fans but on that GL interview page on SS.com some of GL's answers towards his fans are insulting. So I see your point of view zoom. May the force be with you~Cor
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2005 2:37 PM
question...there are many games and books in the star wars universe....of course. But a character that is always mentions is Mara Jade. If what you say is true, than is this character tottaly made up?
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2005 12:52 AM
She's from Timothy Zahn's Heir to the empire and his book series.
She is not made up by supes.
RE: supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2005 1:50 PM
I know where he lives, and he's been reported as a registered sex offender in his state. He likes young boys, and jerks off to pictures in the Abercrombie and Fitch catalogs to all the young boy models...what a fag!
RE: supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2005 2:28 PM
Can you give a link to the sexoffender registry with that info please? :) HOO AH HA HA! Oh this could be like X-mas already!!!!! -DZ
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2005 3:08 PM
I don't think it's true. :p
Although the jacking off to the male model thing I can believe.
RE: Pussy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2005 6:43 PM
and your point is?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2005 11:11 AM
Mickey is already a registered Starwars Offender, he offends me everday, stupid. TaRD
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2005 3:09 PM
Thank God it's not true, the plot sucked and it would completly counterdict all the books
RISE LORD VADER reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2005 4:32 PM
the dark side wuz destroyed at tha end of Return of the Jedi. idiots. no episode's 7,8,and 9. nope. sorry its true. supershadow is b/s.
True about Return of the Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2005 5:08 PM
Yes I know know the Sith were defeat at the end of ROTJ(Episode VI) but why not EU and NJO for Episode VII,VIII,IX. You don't know for sure if there really will be a 7,8,9 or a 10,11,12. Yes everyone knows supershadow is bullshit but what if Luke in Episode VII,VIII,IX turned to the dark side and Mara Jade, Ben, Anakin, Leia, Han, Lando, Chewie, R2 and 3PO had to save him and its only up to Leia to save her brother. It could work. I still would like to see the mandalorians or at least 1 dark jedi. I never read any of the NJO books. Is it true Anakin Solo dies in the battle of vong or something? I'm will to wait 10 or 15 years to see what happens. Its worth the wait.
Yes there is going to be VII,VIII,IX and X,XI,XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2005 5:19 PM
My friend Darth Zoom who works as an employee of Lucasfilm says they are working on Episode 7 as we speak. The project is under raps Lucas says no right now because he is trying to build Star Wars hype for the next generation of Star Wars fans that want to see the next trilogy. It would be according to supershadow and his lies. Mr. Lucas I'm sure already wrote the scripts to VII,VIII,IX. He must of thought of them during the production of REVENGE OF THE SITH. Maybe there will be more discussion of the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy after the 2 Star Wars tv shows. Lucas will make the Sequels and after many years when he is deceased his Jett, Amanda, Kaitlin will make 10,11,12 the final trilogy. A clock has 12 numbers and makes a circle, there are 12 months in a year, there a 12 chinese and american zodiac signs. 12 jackie chan talismens. There will be 12 Star Wars movies. Ask Darth Zoom.~Cory
not acording to supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2005 5:25 PM
I promise you VII,VIII,IX will have nothing to do supershadow's pathetic imagination.
Skywalker family reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2005 5:30 PM
Star Wars is about the skywalker family it was never intended to be about Anakin. Its about the whole family.
PLEASE reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2005 6:23 PM
Mr Lucas, please...we NEED VII, VIII and IX episodes.
Hagalo por nosotros, los m?s grandes fans de Chile xD
atte. Mr OpEn_Fire organa ->!
Read a Book reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2005 7:45 PM
Regarding previous comments about Zahn's novels being a good basis for future films: There will be no Star Wars films that use the original characters (i.e. Mark Hammil, Harrison Ford, etc) because the fan community would not (or should not) accept a new cast playing these classic characters, and the original cast is simply too old. The only novelized Star Wars scenario that would match their current ages would be the New Jedi Order saga.
And the single most defining reason that the flights of fancy on what's-his-name's sham site will never come to fruition is... Lucasfilm licenses all expansions of the Star Wars universe only with great care, ensuring that none contradict or ignore elements of the expanded universe introduced in prior works of it's licensees. And sadly, dude's website is do far outside the stories, the feel, and the spirit or Star Wars that I doubt they would even be considered for publication as novels, nay, short stories, much less accepted by George Lucas as anything more than emergency toilet paper.
If you're still left wanting more, read the damned books.
The old cast reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 8, 2005 9:31 PM
Exactly!!! my friend. Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, Billy Dee Williams have to be old(at least that will save them time on make-up) Episode VII takes place 25 years after Episode VI-Return of the Jedi according to my friend Darth Zoom. It will work "patience my blue friend, You'll have your winnings before the sun set and I'll be far away from here." hahaaha
Crisis.. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2005 1:51 AM
Mr. Lucas I'm sure already wrote the scripts to VII,VIII,IX. He must of thought of them during the production of REVENGE OF THE SITH. Maybe there will be more discussion of the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy after the 2 Star Wars tv shows. Lucas will make the Sequels and after many years when he is deceased his Jett, Amanda, Kaitlin will make 10,11,12 the final trilogy. A clock has 12 numbers and makes a circle, there are 12 months in a year, there a 12 chinese and american zodiac signs. 12 jackie chan talismens. There will be 12 Star Wars movies
I don't think he has an idea for further episodes except the comment about the KotOR age he has no idea's regarding events after episode 6.
He even didn't know what the SW television series should be about, hence he hired people to write it for him.
And I doubt you can count on his children to go on.. And about this 12 episode reasoning, that's just silly. I know you don't want it to end but instead of saying weird stuff like that just wait what happens, maybe there will be more movies, just don't count on it too much, you'll only get dissapointed.
Crisis.. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2005 1:51 AM
Mr. Lucas I'm sure already wrote the scripts to VII,VIII,IX. He must of thought of them during the production of REVENGE OF THE SITH. Maybe there will be more discussion of the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy after the 2 Star Wars tv shows. Lucas will make the Sequels and after many years when he is deceased his Jett, Amanda, Kaitlin will make 10,11,12 the final trilogy. A clock has 12 numbers and makes a circle, there are 12 months in a year, there a 12 chinese and american zodiac signs. 12 jackie chan talismens. There will be 12 Star Wars movies
I don't think he has an idea for further episodes except the comment about the KotOR age he has no idea's regarding events after episode 6.
He even didn't know what the SW television series should be about, hence he hired people to write it for him.
And I doubt you can count on his children to go on.. And about this 12 episode reasoning, that's just silly. I know you don't want it to end but instead of saying weird stuff like that just wait what happens, maybe there will be more movies, just don't count on it too much, you'll only get dissapointed.
nazi panzies reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2005 2:08 AM
YU ALL BUNCH OFF NAZIS1 FUCK YOU AL
789 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2005 10:27 AM
sure is a lot of swearing in here. Wow, my ears hurt.
For there to be another 3 movies is just rediculous. Look I bought the RotS DVD and Lucas himself said Star Wars has always been about Anakin and DV.
VII,VIII,IX? The question. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2005 4:52 PM
If VII,VIII,IX will not be made then why do so many Star Wars fans want the saga to continue after RETURN OF THE JEDI? If VII,VIII,IX won't be made why does Mark Hamill(Luke) mention a third trilogy(Episodes VII,VIII,IX) at 2004s STAR WARS TRILOGY convention of the release of Episodes IV,V,VI on dvd?
Its going to happen to I can feel it deep in my bones. My instincts tell be there will be a third trilogy. I keep dreaming of VII,VIII,IX every night.
wrong. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2005 5:03 PM
Its about the Skywalker family.
.The Star Wars: Prequel Trilogy is about the Anakin and Padme'.
.The Star Wars: Classic Trilogy is about Luke and Leia.
.The Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy will have the same classic trilogy cast but will be about the grandchildren. Anakin Solo, Ben Skywalker, Jacen Solo, Jaina Solo with NJO characters like Kyle Katarn and Mara Jade Skywalker.
The Star Wars: Miscellaneous Trilogy will be about someone different and new characters.
FATHER
SON
HOLY GHOST
MISCELLANEOUS
RE: The old cast reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2005 7:19 PM
I dont recall making any comments regarding that information. Please see my comments regarding future Lucas Starwars projects in my previous posts- Darth Zoom.
And oh yeah- Stuff it Mickey you whacker!!!!
RE: I see your point Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2005 7:28 PM
I would have to say Cory is that is why Mickey has pussed out as of late and has not visited here for a spell....he was called out on the documentary thing and coudent come up with an answer. I cant come up with anything funnier than that except I sure miss yankin his chain- Darth Zoom.
Mark Hamill reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2005 8:28 PM
Hey guys, let me put this to rest there is going to be another trilogy if I have anything to say about it, I need a job and I tell Lucas all the time the fans want to see Luke again, Starwars is and has always been about the Skywalker family, if you guys try to tell me I wasn't the main character in Episodes 4,5, and 6 your crazy. The next trilogy will be about my son Ben Skywalker and as Vader played a large part in my trilogy I will play a large part in the next one. I have talked to Lucas about some ideas for the next trilogy and there are some exciting ideas floating out there. You guys keep asking Lucas for the trilogy and he will cave in. Thanks a million to all my fans, May the force be with you, Always.
RE: Mark Hamill reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2005 8:43 PM
No its not, no it wont be, get a job, Ben skywalkier is Expanded Universe, god is an astronaut and Oz is over the Rainbo- Darth Zoom.
What is wrong with you people? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2005 10:35 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Dark shadow, that was the shittiest script I've ever read. Anakin Solo is DEAD. He died in the wars with the vong. You guys would all benefit from reading the books that have come out feauturing the expanded universe. As far as Lucas making another trilogy...well, I don't think he can, now that so many books have come out. The thing about the original trilogy and the first trilogy is that we didn't know exactly what was going to happen. Lucas wanted to make the last three movies, until the books came out and wrote everything for him. Of course, he did give is ok for this to happen, and did gross several million over the deal I'm sure. Now that so many books have come out, eplaining what happens to all of the character, etc, George really has no way to make a third trilogy, and therefore decided to cancel the last three movies.
RE: wrong. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 12:59 AM
Its about the Skywalker family.
.The Star Wars: Prequel Trilogy is about the Anakin and Padme'.
.The Star Wars: Classic Trilogy is about Luke and Leia.
.The Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy will have the same classic trilogy cast but will be about the grandchildren. Anakin Solo, Ben Skywalker, Jacen Solo, Jaina Solo with NJO characters like Kyle Katarn and Mara Jade Skywalker.
Oh yeah! The 65 year old Kyle Katarn! That will be cool. Or will it?
STFU honky, this is crap.
The Star Wars: Miscellaneous Trilogy will be about someone different and new characters.
Who says this? SuperShadow at his ugly stupid website? If that's your only source, shut the fuck up. Because 90% of his site is utter shit.
FATHER
SON
HOLY GHOST
MISCELLANEOUS
Fuck off with that bullshit, you don't know anything, even if this would be true Lucas would never state these things on the web and he wouldn't have so much crap in mind already.
Give it SuperShadow, nobody believes your shit.
BTW: HOLY GHOST
MISCELLANEOUS? C'mon, you gotta be kidding me..
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 11:44 AM
wow i havn't posted here in ages
RE: Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 12:14 PM
Hey your too young to retire!- Darth Zoom
To Zoom. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 12:29 PM
Don't worry because I have turned away from the Dark Side and no longer part of Mickey Suttle's lies and falsly hood. I've joined the Episode 7,8,9 rouge squadron A.K.A you guys. If Lucas does allow a 7,8,9 to made then Star Wars will be right behind Star Trek'S ASS leading at 10 movies(Nemesis at number 10). If VII,VIII,IX are made I want to audition as Kyle Katarn because I look like him. I have the crew-cut and beard. But all I have to is light my hair alittle cause it's black. That is if Katarn is in the script. Nothing I say now is related to supershadow. I'm now listening to you Zoom and the rest of the gang.~Cory
Mark Hamill, here? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 12:40 PM
Mr. Hamill is that really you?
I sent you letter 4 months ago about you reprising your role as Luke Skywalker in the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy. Hows is Harrison and Carrie doing? What about Billy Dee Williams? They are returning for 7,8,9? can't wait. Who is going to play Mara Jade?
Mark Hamill reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 7:43 PM
Yes it really is me Mark Hamill, as for those of you who doubt my claims, it doesn't really matter as you are the same people who didn't beleive the prequel trilogy was going to be made either. As far as you EU fans out there, I love the EU and have read countless numbers of the books, but a sad fact is that of the hundreds of millions of Starwars fans that go to see the movies, only a few million have actually read much of the EU, so the script for the movies does not have to go along with these books at all and most fans won't care at all. Of course the hardcore fans will but they are the same ones who complained about the prequel trilogy and said it was crap. I have actually already agreed to sign on for the next trilogy. As for this Supershadow guy, I have never heard of him and honestly I highly doubt he has ever even met Lucas, so don't beleive that guy at all. I know Billy Dee, and Carrie want to come back, I mean Starwars is a dream and to be a part of it is so incrediable. Harrison is not sure if he wants to come back so getting him may be difficult, Geroge has talked about writing in that his character died in between the span between the new movie and Jedi, it will all depend on Harrison. Peter Mayhew, Kenny Baker and Anthony Daniels have all agreed to come back as well and have all signed contracts during the prequels. I get very excited just thinking about donning the jedi gear again. As for who will play Mara Jade, no idea but of course Im hoping someone gorgeous, since she will be playing my wife. Anyway hang in there fans, and doubters Starwars is in the works we just need your continued support and intrest.
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 8:59 PM
hell no!! i think if there is going to be somebody who should be in a SW movie it should be ME! i'm the perfect age and i think i have the potential to be a great actor so Mr. Lucas if your reading this PLEASE try to get to me i'm not a SW geek or nothing but i dreamed of being in a SW movie ever since i found out about SW(ask my friends!)
my number is
for L.A-(818) 834-2993
for San Diego-(619) 442 0101 ask for jeff (me)
RE: i am very happy to hear a 7-8-9- star wars coming! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 9:01 PM
i give a shit, bitch!
RE: Princess leias dildo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 9:05 PM
why her dildo when she could have my big dick
RE: Anus reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2005 9:11 PM
Man fUCK YOU! you stupid ass bitch you rather be getting fucked in the ass right now huh bitch?
?? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2005 11:26 AM
Why will it come out in 2020? I thought it only took like 7 years or something to make one movie
RE: ?? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2005 11:40 AM
You think it will take till 2020? Har Har Har!! You've been owned by SuperShadow! He is a total geek who tries to convince everybody that he is special and knows all the answers! And everybody thinks he's gay!! Whahaha!
As for YOU, mister Mark Hamill, nobody can read your post, please press enter once in a while..
To Mr. Hamill reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2005 12:23 PM
Mark will Kyle Katarn from the NJO series make his way into the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy? I want to sceentest for the role as Kyle Katarn if Lucas will write him in the scripts to VII,VIII,IX. I look exactly like Jedi Knight Kyle Katarn. I can even act as him but right now I'm only an upcoming actor and still need an agent. Thats why I'm checking out the SAG(Screen Actors Guild) association for a talent agent and for commercials. I have only acted in 1 play and still need more experiance. That play was a non-speaking role. Can you give us a hint on what the real titles are going to be to Episodes VII,VIII,IX? Is there also going to be a fourth trilogy Episodes X,XI,XII(the final trilogy) after GL dies someday? Thank You for your time Mark.~Cory Morr P.S. May the Force be with you.
RE: To Mr. Hamill reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2005 2:26 PM
What the hell? You actually believe Mark Hamill would come to some random page on the internet and start talking anonymously to a bunch of SW fans?
Look out, man. Nothing is what it seems on the internet, it's filled with arrogant and hopeless people who try to impress or act like they are something they are not.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2005 10:51 PM
Very interesting. It is possible that Mark is here. Remote but possible. One time I chatted with a gal who claimed to be a Penthouse model and I thought she was lieing till I finaly got her on cam on Yahoo six months later.
Thats all fine and dandy Mark if thats who you are, but dont you think any new movies should be made soon before you all get too old? No offense.
And Cory, I suggest you practice some restraint in regards to giving out personnal info, theres monsters out there. Just give an E-mail address.
To Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2005 8:48 AM
Ok got ya. Possible how unlikly. Could really be Mark Hamill or is it Supershadow pretending to be Mark Hamill? That is the question.
The Man of Steel. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2005 9:07 AM
I can't wait June 30, 2006.
SUPERMAN RETURNS.
ok reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2005 1:24 PM
What does Superman have to do with anything?
So when will episode 7 come out?
Darth Shadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2005 3:42 PM
:PPPPPPPP
Apparently episode 7 is coming out in 2013 or something, if it even is.
RE: Mark Hamill reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2005 6:59 PM
Quick comment, as far as the possibility of a Star Wars Episode 7,8,and 9 are concerned, they are not confirmed, not set in stone. However, as a writer who wishes to remain nameless, I can vouch, there is a time frame that writers are not allowed to go into. The movies if they are made, will continue from the books, and will indeed leave off for future books. What everyone says does not matter, if the hardcore fans paid any attention at all, Lucas Films has authorized, all the novels that have been written. No Star Wars Novel has been written without the expressed consent of Lucas himself. Mr. Lucas has taken time, effort and comfort in knowing that Timothy Zahn, and Kevin J Anderson have express knowledge of what can and can't be written about. Both have been unbelievable in helping me with my novel. The future of Star Wars is possible, will it happen, only time will tell. George Lucas is unpredictable at best. I know nothing of anyone signing any deals with Lucas Films for a third trilogy, so I can not vouch for that. I have heard that Mark Hamill has leaked the possibility of a third trilogy, in which he would reprise his role as Luke Skywalker. Let it be known now, that Harrison Ford will not reprise the role of Han Solo, and Carrie Fisher will not reprise the role of Leia Organa Solo. Both has stated as much publicly, on more than one occasion. That could pose a problem, as Mr. Lucas is well known for wanting the same actors for the roles in which they have played. He could find replacements, but everyone knows, that only Harrison Ford could play Han Solo and get away with it. Happy reading, buy the Star Wars novels, they reveal so much about what the future could hold.
absolutly nothing reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2005 7:53 PM
I'm just saying I can't wait untill the new superman movie next year with Brandon Routh. It good to see Superman once again.
Mr. Hamill what about STAR WARS: EPISODES X,XI,XII as well as VII,VIII,IX?
supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2005 8:05 PM
May 2020 STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO.
WTF reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2005 11:03 PM
Ok who cares? 1. Star wars is awesome 2. whether Lucas said he was not ging to make 3 more movies or not doesnt mean anything, given the financial success of the movies 3. Everyone needs to stop posting on this site go out get laid and contribute to society cause the fact that this is what people argue over in the year 2005 makes me really fuckin scared for the future ..enough said good bye forever
Star Wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2005 12:39 AM
If you dont like the fact that a bunch of star wars fans are talking about star wars, why are you looking at this forum? just because you dont agree with anyone here doesnt mean you have to be a complete asshole to them.
wow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2005 9:18 AM
Y are people saying that Starwars 7 will come out in 2020 and some say 2014? Luke is gonna be really old in the 7th movie. He was like 40 in the 6th movie and the 7th movie is 30 years later.
RE: wow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2005 9:33 AM
I don`t think it will take untill 2020, that`s way to long. Probably before 2014. I heard that Mace Windu will vs Boba Fett in the 7th episode.
RE: wow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2005 9:54 AM
luke definitely wasnt 40 in the 6th movie. he was 18-19 in a new hope, so he was only in his mid twenties in return of the jedi
RE: Darth Shadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2005 9:55 AM
Where the hell did you hear that? How come everyone is stating this shit without any back-up? Are you all a bunch of believers of SuperShadow or something? Believe me, nothing is sure yet, nothing has been announced publically.
The sites that do say all this BS are clearly trying to fool you.
As for Mark Hamill, why are you saying we should read EU books to know what will happen in further SW movies? Why the hell would George Lucas use that stuff.
Believe me, it is impossible for him to continue with the timeline after episode 6 because it would only lead to contradiction, plus it wouldn't give Lucas the freedom to write whatever he wants as he would need to keep account with all the EU stuff. He already fucked up with the PT a couple of times, what makes you think he wouldn't screw up SW EU big with sequel episodes? But the nine episode long plot has already been made in episode six. So Lucas doesn't have anything written for further episodes.
Oh yeah.. And please put some spaces in your weird messages, mister so called Mark Hamill because nobody can read it.
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2005 10:08 AM
what are the last three books called? I'd heard they were some from the original story George Lucas based the original Trilogy on but cant find them anywhere...
Help!
starwars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2005 11:57 AM
mark [Luke skywalker]is right thier will be a starwars episode 7,8,9.
starwars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2005 12:02 PM
i thing you should finish the trilogy ,George your mocies were very excellent!!!!!,please make the 7,8,9 episodes the others were great!!
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2005 12:04 PM
are you a fan of starwars
Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2005 8:57 PM
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO
STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-VICTORY OF THE FORCE
The Saga continues May 2020.
RE: Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2005 12:45 AM
No it doesn't, it continues in January 2009.
Episode VII: Scattered remains.
Episode VIII: Rise of the empire.
Episode IX: The last command.
RE: starwars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2005 12:47 AM
mark [Luke skywalker]is right thier will be a starwars episode 7,8,9.
No he's not right, Lucas will do 10,11,12 first, you dumb moron.
yes they will make them reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2005 1:55 PM
of course there will be episodes 7,8,9 but they will be all about sex, sex and sexxxxxxxxxxx nothing else...ohh and luke will hve a penis lightsaber battle with his son, really;)
REICANTH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2005 3:50 PM
THE STARWARS DEAL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD A LONG TIME AGO LIKE POKEMON ITS OLD AND STALE. NO EXSITMENT WHEN YOU HERE ABOUGHT A NEW STAR WARS GAME SAME WITH THE MOVIES. 6 MOVIES? RELICANTH IS GOING TO BE THE BEST MOVIE. BETTER THAN ANYTHING U HAVE EVER SEEN.
so reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2005 3:58 PM
so is the 7th one coming out in 2020 or 2009?
Peter Mayhew reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2005 4:01 PM
Hi there guys I just wanted to let you that what Mark said was true. Mark loves surfing the web and looks for anything with his name on it out there. Thats how he came across this story, he told me about it and asked that I lend a little crediablity to the story. God willing Im still alive, there will be Episodes 7,8,and 9 I have already agreed to be in them as far as storyline I know nothing, but when I appeared in ROTS i signed a contract agreeing to be in any sequels if they were made, or prequels for that matter. Lucas is very finicky so if he decides to do another prequel instead of a sequel who knows Im just glad I get to be in them either way. Anyway thank you to all you die hard fans out there. Chewie loves you.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2005 8:42 PM
Ok, so now we have had (aledgedly) a visit from Mark, Peter and possibly another peter-(breath) known as supershadow.
And I dont know why, im just not convinced.
Although the Peter post is interesting.
taffy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2005 11:15 PM
I LOVE TAFFY.....TAFFY is delicous
RE: so reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 3:59 AM
so is the 7th one coming out in 2020 or 2009?
You don't want to know.. It has been said a million times here but all you guys will only believe what you want to believe..
Okay for the last time..
1) Everything on SuperShadow.com is fake.
2) Lucas can't make sequels.. The plot he had in mind for 9 was reduced to 6.
3) Lucas isn't going to use EU stories for movies.
4) Be satisfied and have some goddamn patience!!! There will probably be a lot more cool SW shit to come.
RE: Peter Mayhew reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 4:01 AM
WOW!!! What a coincidence! First Mark Hamill here, now Peter Mayhew!!
But howcome you guys write the same way? Are you a gay attention whore?
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 4:03 AM
Visit Shadowscourge for Star Wars forums and SuperShadow bashing forums!
VII,VIII,IX titles reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 8:26 AM
sorry but the titles for each Star Wars movie has to reflect one another.
(I,IV,VII)(3 WORDS)
THE PHANTOM MENACE=A NEW HOPE=THE FALLEN HERO
(II,V,VIII)(4 WORDS)
ATTACK OF THE CLONES=THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK=THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
(III,VI,IX)(4 WORDS)
REVENGE OF THE SITH=RETURN OF THE JEDI=VICTORY OF THE FORCE
dumbass!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 8:34 AM
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-SCATTERED REMAINS
STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-RISE OF THE EMPIRE?
STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-THE LAST COMAND?
January 2009?
All the current Star War movies were shown in may not january. Lucas is taking a 15 years break 2005 to 2020 is 15 years but preproduction starts in 2014. EMPIRE is already used in Episode V. follow the pattern. 3 word title for the first Episode and 4 word for the 2 sequels in a trilogy.
I repeat the saga continues in MAY 2020.
Dark Jedi- you guys were right. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 8:47 AM
Hey Zoom, Crisis and guys your absolutly right. General Grivous wasn't a Dark Jedi just a Jedi killing machine trained in the Jedi or I should say Sith arts, a cyborg like Darth Vader; however I did some web surfing and found something intresting. Assja Ventress from STAR WARS: CLONE WARS was really a Dark Jedi. She was unill Darth Tyrannus(count dooku) gave her, her own sith lightsabers and started giving in to fear and hate. Thats when she went pure Sith. So guys I wasn't thinking the Dark Jedi idea could work for Episode VII,VIII,IX and they can resurrect the Sith order once again in Episode VII,VIII,IX. Talk later, bye~Cory
RE: VII,VIII,IX titles reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 10:50 AM
Those are Supershadow titles from his plot thingies. They are worth as much as a $2.00 hooker in San Francisco at 3:00am on a Monday night as Mickey should know. George has never released the title of a Starwars movie until just months before its release, how can you possibly think they are real?
Ok, i'll tell you whats real, Mickeys documentaries! Yes! if you believe those titles are real, than the documentaries are real!
As real as the Easter bunny.- Darth Zoom.
RE: dumbass!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 12:34 PM
You are wrong, I am right. You have no proof and I do.
The next trilogy is planned for release in January 2009. And they will be called:
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-SCATTERED REMAINS
STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-RISE OF THE EMPIRE
STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-THE LAST COMMAND
I work at Lucasarts and Lucas will begin preproduction in 2006.
This weird pattern you used to make up your dates and names are totally retarded. You are paranoid and I am right. Get over it.
RE: dumbass!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 1:57 PM
You are dreaming, wake up and pull your head out of the toilet.
Nobody is and nobody should believe this until there is a full press release- Darth Zoom
RE: dumbass!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 4:35 PM
I believe u. I don`t think it will take till 2020 to make one movie. If he takes a 15 year brake, he`ll problbly be dead by the time he starts making it. How do u no it will come out in 2009?
Peter Mayhew reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 4:47 PM
I found this little strand fairly entertaing I usually don't give these things a second look, but since I am being called a liar I guess I will respond. Yes your right me and Mark do right the same we present clear and concise ideas and present them in an adult like matter. A very strange concept for most americans. I did not promise you a sequel trilogy in as much as I stated that I have signed a contract agreeing to be in any future starwars movies, although I did not sign anything agreeing to be in the Starwars tv show. If asked by George however I would love to take on the role there as well. If nobody beleives me check out the official press releases that my claims of signing said contract are true. Anyway good day gentlemen.
titles to 7,8,9. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 5:09 PM
You all in a fuckin delusion Mr. Lucas would never use
.SCATTERED REMAINS
.RISE OF THE EMPIRE
.THE LAST COMMAND
SR is only 2 words not 3
ROTE is stupid because Empire was used already for Episode V-THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
TLC is only 3 words not 4.
THE FALLEN HERO
THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
VICTORY OF THE FORCE
will be the official titles to VII,VIII,IX but it won't be according superslobs messed up scripts. Mr. Lucas has stated he will use these titles and already revealed them to the Star Wars fan.
Who ever thought of those titles are stupid
SR,ROTE,TLC? give me a break.
To Crisis and Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 5:11 PM
Hey zoom and crisis I need your guys responces on what I wrote on the Dark Jedi and about Assaja Ventress. Thanks ~Cory
why January? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 5:21 PM
Why January for STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO? All 6 Star Wars movies were shown in May not in January when its freezing cold and below 0 degrees. When its the beginning of summer and mid spring in May is when the VIIth Star Wars installment should be. Mr. Lucas perfers May after his birthday. May Mr. Lucas wants to do STAR WARS: EPISODE X,XI,XII first then go back and do VII,VIII,IX. I would like to see STAR WARS: EPISODE 0-THE BEGINNING.~Yours truly, SS.
Kenny Baker reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 8:09 PM
You guys can all go Fuck yourselves, I hope there isn't anymore fucking starwars movies as I hate being in that fucking trash can I am getting way to old for this shit. Fuck off the trilogy is over you sick deluded fans, face it we are all way to old for this shit, I just hope George doesn't ask me to be in the tv series Im just to old for this shit and know one else can play the characters but the orginals its just not right. Fuck all of you, hey midgets are angry people so fucking deal with it. I think we are going to make this the official site of the cast, fuck all you fucking fanatical fans go get jobs and be normal people. FUCK.
Warwick Davis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 8:57 PM
Fuck you Kenny I can play your role, I am the king of the little people.
Your a fraud. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2005 8:59 PM
Fuck you your not Kenny Baker(R2D2). We the fans believe in our hearts that Star Wars is ment to continue. Star Wars will never be over. We fans will see to the very end that Star Wars doesn't dye in envy with only 6 Star Wars movies but 12 Star Wars movies. The real Kenny Baker would never insult his fans, sware and curse. Technology is growing and can be used for the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy(VII,VIII,IX). So go away you fake. How dare you call your self a fan of Star Wars you should be ashamed of yourself. Go eat your midget heart out.
RE: Peter Mayhew reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2005 2:17 AM
You don't write (notice? it's write instead of right) in an adult way, you don't even know how spell or write a decently readable comment. Please go away, you and you're other personality. Loser.
RE: titles to 7,8,9. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2005 2:24 AM
SR is only 2 words not 3
ROTE is stupid because Empire was used already for Episode V-THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
TLC is only 3 words not 4.
HAAHAHAHAH!!! Everybody down at the office is laughing at you! You think Lucas cares about how the titles would be in abbrevations? Or in some secret hidden code? You are fucking paranoid and delusional your self! Hahaha!!
will be the official titles to VII,VIII,IX but it won't be according superslobs messed up scripts. Mr. Lucas has stated he will use these titles and already revealed them to the Star Wars fan.
Yeah? How do you know that, sunny? Give me a break, you don't know shit.
I am more convincing because I am right and you are wrong. These patterns you see mean nothing.
The first movie will be released in January 2009 if all is going to plan.
Mr. Lucas doesn't care about you're little patterns.
RE: To Crisis and Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2005 11:38 AM
Cory, that is correct, Greivous was not a dark Jedi. He didint have enough body to support the force anyway.
I guess I dont know enough background on Ventress to say she was a dark Jedi, but in my opinion I can answer yes she was.
As far as becoming a full Sith that can be debatable since I had the impression that she was only being used by Sidious through Dooku to further agravate Skywalker since he seemed aweful angry when he defeated her.
Without looking at the Expanded Universe I get the impression that it takes alot to be a Sith, that they arent chosen randomly. Ask yourself this: If there are only 2, according to the code then why woudent Sidious replace Dooku with her? She was only a pawn.-Darth Zoom
Harrison Ford reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2005 12:38 PM
Indiana Jones is going to be awesome, forget about Starwars its just not going to happen, not with me anyway. If you doubt my claims check the press clippings because I keep saying it time and time again. H.
ok reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2005 1:07 PM
George Lucas won`t make 10, 11, 12 frist. He`s to old to make 6 more movies!! Wat is the 7th movie called?
*haha* reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2005 6:01 PM
*Shibby*
The Fucking saga continues in 2020 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2005 6:28 PM
MAY 2020
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO
MAY 2023
STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
MAY 2026
STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-VICTORY OF THE FORCE.
Your all Jackasses!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2005 6:46 PM
You diss my sight! Call me names! Call me a fraud!! Fuck you little bitches. I A.K.A Darth Supershadow will reign untill my very best friend George Lucas passes someday. I am in complete control with VII,VIII,IX and X,XI,XII. The Lucasfilm was just mad at me because I did something wrong. But last year I apologized and Lucas forgave me. As GL's consultant we the fans will higher either James Cameron or Steven Spieberg to finish the third and fourth Star Wars Trilogies. THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE are going to be the best dam best Star Wars movies ever in a trilogy. Using photo-realistic tecnology. Have faith I'm working hard with GL to making everything according to plan. I wish you well. Your Master. Mickey Suttle. P.S. Kiss my ass if you doubt me:-P
RE: ok reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2005 12:44 AM
George Lucas won`t make 10, 11, 12 frist. He`s to old to make 6 more movies!! Wat is the 7th movie called?
Frist? What the hell do you know? Lucas isn't eighty years old you know.
RE: Your all Jackasses!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2005 12:51 AM
You're working hard? By spouting off unbiased bullshit constantly everywhere? Don't make me laugh.. You probably live off social wellfare or something that you keep saying this nonsense. And learn how to freaking spell you illiterate mexican.
You haven't gave any evidence of what so ever, but everybody else, you should trust me. The first new movie will be released in January 2009! Praise Allah andgo celebrate! It is really going to happen!
Darth Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2005 9:46 AM
"I'm out of it for awhile and everybody's having delusions of grandeur!"
What kind of bullshit has been happening here?! First, Mickey is here, posting his retarded nonsense, then he's posing as Lucas, several people claim to be Lucasfilm employees, fake cast from Star Wars are posting here, and MORE MICKEY BULLSHIT!! Does anyone really believe this shit?!
All of you come to Shadowscourge, to discuss the many ways you'd like to see the demise of Mickey Suttle, Supershadow. I personally, would run him over several times with my car, light the remains on fire, chop him up into little cooked pieces of Mickeyflesh, then feed it to wild animals, like coyotes, racoons, crows, wolves, etc. MUAHAHAHA!!! Come to Shadowscourge, a great Star Wars Forum and the BEST way to express your hatred of Supershadow (aka Little Retarded Boy named Mickey).
Here we will also discuss why Mickey's Mom is a sexcrazed lunatic, and the origins of her obsessive sexual behavior. You can vote in the Polls too, and reveal why Mickey is such a liar and a douchebag! Come check out Shadowscourge!
http://s14.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php
RE: The Fucking saga continues in 2020 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2005 1:46 PM
IT WON`T TAKE 15 YEARS TO MAKE ONE MOVIE!!
RE: The Fucking saga continues in 2020 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2005 2:23 PM
I agree. If all goes well, we can expect George Lucas himself continuing the movies after he finishes the television series. Don't listen to the guy who says we have to wait till 2020 because that makes no sense at all and he clearly has nothing to support his case.
Why would Lucas let us know already if we have to wait fifteen years?
Darth Hexus/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2005 4:34 PM
Well, I'm here... It's going tp take me forever to read all this... :(
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 18, 2005 5:11 PM
Fuck you Mickey, your little message is shit, go cry to your mamma we called you names boo, fuckin hoo. As for more movies being made, Carrie Fisher says shes not doing it unless Chosen One will star in them with her. I told her anything for my schoolboy crush. Right now Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Peter Mayhew, Kenny Baker(angry little midget) Anthony Daniels, David Prowse, Warwick Davis, Billy Dee Williams are all crashing at my pad having a death to Supershadow party. Fuck off Shadow, when you the cast members told me to tell you that, since you tried to say the prequels are better than the originals. They said they would never come back and work for some delusional asshole like you. Chosen One is going to help produce the movies, soon to come out 2008, Fuck off Shadow, better know as dick mick.
RE: Your all Jackasses!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 18, 2005 8:07 PM
Fuck you Mickey you little butt dart, Lucasfilm isint mad at you because they think your as funny as a one armed monkey in a tree climbing contest.
Do you drool when you have a hairy ass in your face?
Im surprised your hand works well enough to come here and type at all with all that whacking to Jar Jar pictures.
Go make another phantom documentary you buttnoid- Darth Zoom
RE: The Fucking saga continues in 2020 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 18, 2005 8:18 PM
Episode VII- The Fallen Turd
Episode VIII-The Anus in crisis
Episode IX- Victory of the ass wipe
These titles will be much more fitting for your playdoe Starwars movies Stickey Mickey-
Zoom
Last warning Mickey! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 18, 2005 9:06 PM
George says this is your last warning Mickey!
Shut up or he's gonna kick your nuts up around your ears!
He says he'll have his kid do it for him because your such a little wuss-puss!
In fact why dont you just kick yourself in the nuts and save us all the trouble since by the time everyone gets done kicking your nuts our feet will be useless. Then what will you do? Oh my! what to do with all those photoshop nude Jar Jar pix!- Zoom again, I cant help myself!
God reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 2:45 AM
The end of the world is coming Mick is the Anitchrist, May I have mercy on your souls.
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 1:22 PM
Well, I don't think it was planned as a 6 part piece either...
I think that when he has his original vision, "Return of the Jedi" was the end of it all. So... even though I hope that it
is not true (7-9 episodes would make it so corny because, when would it end?) it may still be possible.
hey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 1:39 PM
Is like the clone of Anakin Skywalker gonna be in the 7th movie?
Darth Hexus/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 2:03 PM
According to Supershadow, yes
According to reality, no
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 4:06 PM
No he is not.
RE: dumbass!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 4:15 PM
Learn to spell freak
Star wars Rules reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 4:23 PM
No Lucas isn't a bastard.
The saga will be awesome.
Star wars is better than any fucking star wars haters. Got that. Well any ways, Star Wars is the best thing that ever happened to this Planet. STAR WARS RULES!!!
star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 4:23 PM
of course there will be episodes 7,8,9 but they will be all about sex, sex and sexxxxxxxxxxx nothing else...ohh and luke will hve a penis lightsaber battle with his son, really;)
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 4:26 PM
You need a mental checkup. You fucking bastard of an ass. Your a fucking star wars hater, bastard.
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 4:27 PM
You said it.
Um.. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2005 6:04 PM
Episode 1 and 2 were both pretty damn gay. Only thing about Ep. 1 that was cool, was Darth Maul. That kid was annoying and that gungan was stupid as fuck. It turned into a little kiddy show. I'm glad the 3rd one was better. "IF" he makes the 3rd trilogy, he better not fuck it up like the first two (ep.1-2) And also.. The cheesey dialogue has to go. And when will Jedis wear armor and use shields?(there are magnetic shields that can stop saber strikes and no not those gay gungan ones) Are they Jedi Knights or Jedi ninja? Give me a fucking break. They act like samurai not Knights. Pretty sad. I love Star Wars.. but it needs some serious work. Lucas got real sloppy with these new ones(except for ep. 3) That was tight.
So how about.. Jedi Knights live up to their name? Little more Knighthood and a little less bushido-bullshit?
RE: Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2005 3:48 PM
4-10 yrs
ok reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2005 5:26 PM
wat is the bad guy in episode 7? The sith died in the 6th movie, so who is the other bad guy?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2005 6:35 PM
Hey Knight guy heres the deal. The jedis are called knights because they live by a code of honor. That is what the knight part is not armor shields and the such. And the code of honor that your so called knight exibited is the code of honor used by samurai. This is what the knighthood is all about. Its awesome just the way it is.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2005 2:46 AM
Thank god it's not true. Who the hell would want to see old geezers fight with clones and dark jedi?
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2005 1:19 AM
I am the greatest, killer cool, creator of all time, my movies Rock, deal with it.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2005 2:10 AM
I know..
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2005 1:35 PM
Theres nothing to deal with ass bandit because you have not and never will make any movies.
Except maybe some home movies of yourself in drag whacking to your favorite Jar Jar pix.
And creator? Dont get me started, i'll sound like a broken record reminding you how retarded you "summaries" are.
I thought you said you and "George" were going to try to fix those.
Put your head between your legs and stick your head up your black hole devastator, maybe you'll find some creative ideas there-
Yours truly, Darth Zoom
RE: you suck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 23, 2005 5:41 PM
fuck u star wars is kool asswhole
Happy Thanksgiving, SUCKERS!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 23, 2005 8:19 PM
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Dark Jedi rock. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 23, 2005 8:26 PM
SHINDOR, SPIDEN and HORGAN(Episode IX) will be the Dark Jedi Masters in the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy.
SuperStupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2005 4:00 AM
Next villainz will be Skeletor, Sybot and Khan.
And next movie will be "Shattered remains"! Happy thanksgiving, sucker.
Oh, I can't wait for 2009!!
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2005 7:00 AM
Your wrong it is true
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2005 8:03 AM
You're wrong, it is not true.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2005 12:33 PM
Well George Lucas ORIGANALY thought he was gonna make 9 episodes but at episode 6 he wanted to spend more time with his family then his children inspired him to make 1,2, and 3 and they might do the same for 7, 8, and 9.
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Your all jackasses reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 2:04 AM
You all need lives!!!
RE: Your all jackasses reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 10:51 AM
You need to get a woman, or quit pretending you do.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 11:08 AM
yes it is go on google and type star wars epissode 7 and voila
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 1:01 PM
I take it you are a young and naive internet user?
Otherwise you are pretty retarded or just desperately in denial that Lucas won't make them. The story in mind has been finished in episode 6 instead of 9. And the poorly written scripts on SuperShadow.com are obviously fake.
Now go away and stop checking up this site and spouting off nonsensical statements.
SuperShadow is fake.
Strike 3!!! Your really are all suckers(IX) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 4:34 PM
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Supershadow is real and will remain in power. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 4:52 PM
.He is a consultant for George Lucas
.The VII,VIII,IX scripts are real because they say George Lucas on them
.GL has interviews with his fans on supershadows site
.THE FALLEN HERO has been registered under its domain name
.May 2020 is when Episode VII-The Fallen Hero comes out
.Star Wars is about the Skywalker family not Anakin Starkiller oops I mean Skywalker
.Harrison,Mark,Carrie,Billy Dee, Anthony, Kenny, Peter are returning for the Sequels.
The Star Wars: Sequel Trilgy will be the first Star Wars trilogy to use photo realistic technology with the characters.
.Mara Jade, Kyle Katarn, Ben Skywalker, Anakin Solo, Paron Lighton are the new characters in VII,VIII,IX
.The Mandalorians and the Dark Jedi and I repeat DARK JEDI will be the bad guys in VII,VIII,IX
.The Sith are dead (note: but can be resurrected) so no Sith in VII,VIII,IX.
.Darth Vader clone and Luke Skywalker clone will be used and they will be lethel then ever, created by the Dark Jedi.
.By 2040 after Mr. Lucas passes away work will be underway for the the final Star Wars trilogy, Episodes X,XI,XII. That will be the end of it.
Those websites they say Mickey Suttle A.K.A supershadow is a fake are fraud themselves.
So my friends we have 6 more Star Wars movies to be made in the future. 6 down + 6 to go=12 Star Wars Episodes.
Mace Windu Vs. Boba Fett in THE FALLEN HERO. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 5:09 PM
There will be a climatic battle scene between Mace Windu and Boba Fett in Star Wars: Episode VII-The Fallen Hero. Mace Windu survives the fall in Episode III-Revenge of the Sith. He fell out the window by Sideouse's lightning but we don't know what really actually happened to Mace Windu when he falls the ground. Boba Fett also survives the Sarlacc Pit in Episode VI-Return of the Jedi by rocketing out of the pit and escaping tatooine all the years leading up to The Fallen Hero. Mace Windu survives and stays hidden all these years hidden from Episode IV to Episode VI and appears again in Episode VII.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 5:17 PM
If Lucasfilm makes episode 7, it will probably be based on the New Jedi Order book series. THe name of the film?
Star Wars Episode VII: The New Jedi Order
Star Wars Episode IIX: ?
Star Wars Episode IX: ?
RE: Supershadow is real and will remain in power. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 5:52 PM
Okay first of all, the characters:
In the New Jedi Order book series, the Solos are Anakin, Jacen and Jaina
They are 16, 17, and 17 consecutively, because Jacen and Jaina are twins
They are each teenagers when Ben Skywalker is born, AT THE END OF THE SERIES!!!
Second of all, who stated the return of the Sith in the new movies?
I'm not saying Supershadow is bad, he just has his own opinion which happens to contradict the star wars timeline.
The Yuuzhan Vong will be the enemy in the new series.
How do you know that Supershadow had done those scripts himself and typed George Lucas on there?
Lastly, I just think that its sick that you talk about Mr. Lucas' death, that's sick and wrong!
Mr. Lucas's scripts reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 6:26 PM
Because if Supershadow really wrote those scripts that say George Lucas then there is no way other Websites would have
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scripts as well.
Because the titles of the VII,VIII,IX match the critera.
TFH is 3 words
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I just trust my instincts that is Mr. Lucas's vision of Star Wars what the next trilogy is about.
NJO and Sequels reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 6:33 PM
The NJO books will not be based on the STAR WARS: SEQUEL TRILOGY its not what Mr. Lucas invisions. Everything will be part of EU but not what has been published from the NJO books. Anakin Solo will be in the Sequels because Mr. Lucas chooses for him to be alive with in the sequels. The good guys are the winners in the Sequels and defeat the Dark Jedi and the darkside of the force forever. No more evil force users at the end of VICTORY OF THE FORCE(Episode IX). Jaina and Jacen won't be in the sequels because it 7,8,9 really focus on Ben Skywalker and Anakin Solo.
plot summaries reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 6:36 PM
My friend if Mr. Supershadow wrote the scripts and put Mr. Lucas's name on it himself I'm sure Mr. Lucas would be aware of it and had SS banned years ago. Mr. Lucas and Mr. Suttle are good friends ever since the beginning of Episode I-The Phantom Menace.
I didn't mean it personally reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 6:53 PM
When I talked about Mr. Lucas passing way I don't mean harm on the guy I'm someday when he passes his way Episode X,XI,XII(10,11,12) the last trilogy will be made.
but I thought reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2005 9:00 PM
But I thought Lucis was under contract for 12 star wars movis with the movie company and when he does pass awy (God Bless him for his creativity and movies he has done) Lucas films company is still under contract for the 12 star wars movies. Or is this just the usual gossip that will lead no where na d means nothing
RE: who knows? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2005 5:05 AM
hey fat star wars kid ur a shit
RE: but I thought reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2005 5:10 AM
EVERYBODY!!!!! There is no more episodes of star wars!! go onto StarWars.com and they have an exclusive interveiw and Lucas says himself "we Are done" i was right next 2 him gosh!!- Hayden Christiansen
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2005 11:09 AM
GET A FUCKING LIFE STARWARS FUCKING SUCKS SO GET A LIFE
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2005 11:09 AM
STARWARS SUCKS
The Saga continues reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2005 12:11 PM
Wrong Asshole!
Star Wars is to continue in 6 more Star Wars Episodes and continues with Episode VII,VIII,IX.
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is the next trilogy beginning in May 2020 with The Fallen Hero. Your not Hayden Christianson because if you were I would tell you in your face you did a better job in REVENGE OF THE SITH then in ATTACK OF THE CLONES and I would also say I could kiss Natalie better then you.
George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2005 2:17 PM
I was going to make one more trilogy until I read this site and lost the will to live.
Instead, I have decided to make American Graffiti II - with the same actors playing themselves in a nursing home. Sort of Cocoon meets Grumpy Old Men.
What do you guys think?
To Mr. Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2005 8:40 PM
Mr Lucas please make Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX. Please. The fans want the sequels. THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE. Mr. Lucas you once quoted Star Wars as a Trilogy of Trilogies please don't let Star Wars die in envy. Please Just one more. If not the fourth Trilogy (Episodes 10,11,12) then just VII,VIII,IX. You can do it. People already signed a petition for the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy. You make lots of money and Lucasfilm and ILM is always looking to profit. Just one more. Round up the Star Wars Trilogy cast again for old time sake. May the Force be with you in 7,8,9.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2005 10:46 PM
Damn all you guys have been hitting the sauce a little bit to hard during the Holdiay weekend. We all know that future Starwars projects are in the works, first more cartoon shorts, then a tv show, and who knows then maybe more movies. Mickey Suttle is a delusional, person who is living in his own fantasy world and he now beleives its true, discount anything he said as lies or something he found on the net. If you want to know anything real about Starwars then you should probably join the Starwars fan club because all of us on the net don't know shit, but especially Mickey he knows even less shit so he makes up lies, "Mickey you need to go home and rethink your life" "Supershadow.com is a waste of time"
A New Hope? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2005 10:52 PM
Okay, so I read around here and there and I honestly respect everyones opinion. Just to state my own though, I personally am not expecting another Star Wars film for a while, if that. Since "the circle is now complete" I don't see any reason for George Lucas to add more to the Episodes that we have all obviously known to grow and love. I truly love Star Wars and I am terribly sad to see it end, but I mean you have to be realistic, would you really want to add more to something that ended on such a good note? If Lucas made more films and created another trilogy or two, I am not saying that they would be bad becuse I am more than certain that they wouldn't, but they would kind of be repetitive, you know? So maybe he will steer his creativity of Star Wars in a different direction and maybe come up with a new story for us to become hooked to? Maybe not though. I am assuming that if Lucas does not do that then maybe he will in fact come up with a new trilogy for us Star Wars fans to swoon over! But don't hold your breath. Just keep in mind the gap of time that there was between the first trilogy and the second. Well, I think I pretty much expressed everything I was thinking so May the force be with you all!
RE: Supershadow is real and will remain in power. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2005 10:36 AM
.He is a consultant for George Lucas
He isn't, he made it up.
.The VII,VIII,IX scripts are real because they say George Lucas on them
The GL sign is fake. It is typed.
.GL has interviews with his fans on supershadows site
It's all SuperShadow who talks to the fans, under the name of Lucas. The real GL doesn't waste his time like that.
.THE FALLEN HERO has been registered under its domain name
Mickey Suttle(SuperShadow) has multiple domain names and websites. So it doesn't mean anything.
.May 2020 is when Episode VII-The Fallen Hero comes out
That's no argument, that's a stupid and also fake statement.
.Star Wars is about the Skywalker family not Anakin Starkiller oops I mean Skywalker
So fucking what.
.Harrison,Mark,Carrie,Billy Dee, Anthony, Kenny, Peter are returning for the Sequels.
That is not confirmed and hard to accomplish. It's untrue.
The Star Wars: Sequel Trilgy will be the first Star Wars trilogy to use photo realistic technology with the characters.
Learn to spell and prove that bullshit.
.Mara Jade, Kyle Katarn, Ben Skywalker, Anakin Solo, Paron Lighton are the new characters in VII,VIII,IX
They are EU characters and this is really not going to happen. Thank god.
.The Mandalorians and the Dark Jedi and I repeat DARK JEDI will be the bad guys in VII,VIII,IX
How do know this? From SuperShadow.com? Fucking Bullcrap. In Lucas his vision these dark jedi do not even exist.
.The Sith are dead (note: but can be resurrected) so no Sith in VII,VIII,IX.
So why aren't they resurrected then? You have no idea what you are talking about.
.Darth Vader clone and Luke Skywalker clone will be used and they will be lethel then ever, created by the Dark Jedi.
Have you even read the fake scripts? These clones aren't dangerous. They immediately die when confronted. These stories suck.
.By 2040 after Mr. Lucas passes away work will be underway for the the final Star Wars trilogy, Episodes X,XI,XII. That will be the end of it.
Those websites they say Mickey Suttle A.K.A supershadow is a fake are fraud themselves.
You have no idea or proof of what you are talking about. It is because you are gay and retarded. You just want attention. Why else would you keep saying the same nonsense here?
So my friends we have 6 more Star Wars movies to be made in the future. 6 down + 6 to go=12 Star Wars Episodes.
Don't count on it, moron. You just want this to happen wich prevents you from using proper logic.
RE: To Mr. Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2005 10:51 AM
Mr Lucas please make Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX. Please. The fans want the sequels. THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE. Mr. Lucas you once quoted Star Wars as a Trilogy of Trilogies please don't let Star Wars die in envy. Please Just one more. If not the fourth Trilogy (Episodes 10,11,12) then just VII,VIII,IX. You can do it. People already signed a petition for the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy. You make lots of money and Lucasfilm and ILM is always looking to profit. Just one more. Round up the Star Wars Trilogy cast again for old time sake. May the Force be with you in 7,8,9.
George Lucas will never read the endless nonsense on this page because it is impossible thanks to assholes like you post like crazy.
You must extremely stupid to believe the creator of Star Wars would come here.
Now quite posting like a crying baby because no matter how many times you say it, it will not be true. You only desperately cling to the delusions of Mickey Suttle. SuperShadow has even admitted to be the great Mickey Suttle. Now all you have to do is check him up and this has happened. Turns out he works on furniture and he is lying his whole life together. Lucasarts hasn't sued him or stopped him because this is just the internet and it is not illegal to lie on the internet. It is amazing though that you can be so stupid to fall for his tricks, just like everybody falls for the devil his tricks. You have been had.
Now if you still desperately hope everything on his site is true, then you can leave us and start living in your own little world.
SuperShadow is fake and all his information only appears on his site accept for some amateur sites who stole his fake info. SuperShadow has admitted multiple times that his site is fake to keep off lawsuits. Accept it, he is pretending.
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2005 1:59 PM
Dark Jedi will be used as for VII,VIII,IX. Shindor, Spiden, Horgon the Dark Jedi leaders. Mr. Lucas did write
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It is part of Lucas's vision for the Sequels. I am real and always been real and be real when VII,VIII,IX become a reality. 2014 preproduction begins for Star Wars: Episode VII-The Fallen Hero. NJO books are all crap and not part of the Sequels. I has stated this and Mr. Lucas. May the Force be with you.
~SS
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2005 6:08 PM
Mickey Suttle stop posting and get off the pipe, go to rehab and get some help.
A question reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2005 6:38 PM
When is star wars actualy taking place, Future, or Past? I mean it says "A LONG TIME AGO..." but its so futuristic, so which is it (not a starwars nerd so donno)
hey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2005 6:48 PM
so they are not making a 7th movie?
Mark Hamil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2005 2:25 AM
I am going to be in the next Starwars movie no matter what, George has promised me that, this is inside info, I give just for you diehards, even if it is a prequel I will get to be in some type of alien make up, so I am very excited. May the force be with you. Mark, aka Luke Skywalker.
RE: Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2005 2:56 AM
No, actually Carrie Fisher wrote them.
Just as much proof, moron.
You want to believe in sequels so bad, don't you?
RE: hey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2005 3:39 AM
No, there is a chance that there will be a seventh movie but it is impossible to place one between episode 6 and the EU. And we can't expect an EU based movie.
Still, you never know what Lucas will do. He may decide to make a whole new story in another timetable or he might decide to put out another prequel with the jedi versus the sith war. We shall see what time brings us.
As for the question in what time SW sets.. Although it is futuristic, canonically it is set in the past for some reason.
And to all other people, remember: SuperShadow is not a reliable source.
Wow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2005 11:03 AM
You are all such morons. Please, children, do not buy into Supershadow's Bullshit. He fakes everything and lies all of the time.
Here is PROOF: On the Episode III DVD listen to the commentary by George Lucas. He says more than once that MACE WINDU DIED in Episode III.
I BEG of you not to buy into Dickmick's bs.
stupid asshole reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2005 11:09 AM
George Lucas: I was going to make one more trilogy until I read this site and lost the will to live.
Instead, I have decided to make American Graffiti II - with the same actors playing themselves in a nursing home. Sort of Cocoon meets Grumpy Old Men.
What do you guys think?
Wow, whoever the fuck posted that is a moron, seeing as there has already been an American Graffiti II.
Probably Mickey Cock-sucking Suttle.
supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2005 8:16 PM
hahahahaa you need to stop playing with your hoes you moron its clouding your judgement. Lucas lied on the Episode III dvd commmentry to believe mace died. The truth is Mace Windu survived that fall from sideous's lightning and hid just like obi-wan did one a watery planet all the years past the classic trilogy leading up to Episode VII-THE FALLEN HERO. Samuel L. Jackson will help Luke in the Sequels give him advice on how to defeat the Dark Jedi and the Dark Side of the Force forever. Mace Windu will die in Episode VII-THE FALLEN HERO by Boba Fett getting revenge for the death of his father and Mace will reappear as a Jedi ghost in Episode IX-VICTORY OF THE FORCE beside Anakin,Yoda,Obi-Wan,Qui-Gon and all the old republic Jedi that died during the massacre by Empire to celebrate the defeat of the Dark Jedi and the Dark Side of Force forever on Yabin 4. I can see it now in my head. Lucas did I great job piecing parts of the Sequels and will be awsome staring in May 2020.:-P
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2005 2:42 AM
You need to learn how to spell and you need to learn how to logically think straight.
Just because there is one idiot on the internet who claims he is the most beautiful man in the world/employee at Lucasarts/friend of Lucas/creator of the prequels/heir to SW etc etc you automatically believe it.. Because of course.. Everything you read on the internet is reliable and trustworthy.
Well, newsflash, even all the stuff on wikipedia isn't reliable and the whole internet really isn't, why else do you think people lose credit card numbers/pay for nothing/get spammed to death/get hacked.
Get over it. Internet is one big pile shit.
And to constantly come back to tell us that supershadow is real must mean you are freaking desperate for the stuff he tells.
Sorry to burst your bubble like that.. But every SW fan on the web knows SuperShadow is fake. Except for some gullable kids.
He is abusing you. Check this guy out on Forums, websites and other and the truth you will find.
I would'nt be suprised reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2005 3:22 AM
to be honest it would'nbt shook me a bit if there was another star wars trilogy and tv series.it's been so sucessful.
The Saga reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2005 2:03 PM
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EPISODE II-ATTACK OF THE CLONES (MAY 2002)
CLONE WARS VOLUMES I & II
EPISODE III-REVENGE OF THE SITH (MAY 2005)
TV SHOW??? (2008)
EPISODE IV-A NEW HOPE (MAY 1977)
EPISODE V-THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (MAY 1980)
EPISODE VI-RETURN OF THE JEDI (MAY 1983)
EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO (MAY 2020)
EPISODE VIII-THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS (MAY 2023)
EPISODE IX-VICTORY OF THE FORCE (MAY 2026)
EPISODE X-?
EPISODE XI-? (
EPISODE XII-?
To begin in 2040)
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Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2005 8:48 PM
Ok when 2040 comes around everyone remember what this dickhead is telling you. The date is so far away because he dosent have to worry about being called a fraud until then.
Mickey, you are losing, admit it.
Why would any site that is created be a fraud that proves you are a fraud? That is just plain retarded! Thats some of the most ignorant crap youve come up with since Horgon. (whore gone!) And the black hole devastator? Wooo hoo!
These are the ramblings of a desarate loser.
You still have a chance, make your site legitamate, stop lieing to the kids, your going to run out of them.
Keep it up and i'll post a link to that girls blog you stole that alledged girlfriend pic from.
you guys are all nerds reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2005 9:39 PM
you guys are stupid if you belive in these crappy shadow gay guy stuff. he's just a nerd who looked on the internet for a picture of a hot girl and said it was his girlfriend. his stories dont make sense.he is just a 40 year old loser who lives in his mom's basement. and everybody who cares this much about star wars really neds to get a life. now the real subject is human flatulence.....
yall crackas aint ready for this reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2005 9:43 PM
yo im straigt from the hood. i heard this gay nigga supershadow sucks mad cock g. and i also heard that all yall niggas do to. now dont come to my hood or youll get shot up like a mother. a town piece out hoes.
The saga in the years to come reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2005 9:52 PM
episode 10 is staring brad pitt as the rambunctious jedi yun sooka. it will be about him and his faithful partner quigon jin the third(played by tom cruise) defeating the evil lord samerkand. he is the most powerful sith lord to date with a midiclorian count of 96,527. it looks good to me and the other promising actors in it will be jennifer aniston, luke perry, the rock, vigo morrison, halle berry, and michael douglas. and the actual date of release is a scheduled 2026 on may 19th. george lucas said that he has made contracts with steven spielberg and peter jackson for episodes 10, 11, and 12. it will be taking place in the star wars galaxy and in the newly claimed republic territory the shasharn galaxy.
RE: The Saga reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2005 1:55 AM
Yeah, if you are losing you just give no comment and just state the retarded names again, don't you?
You must be ?ber gay if you keep returning to this page to say there will be four new movies.
Give it up, you know nothing.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2005 4:05 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RE: yall crackas aint ready for this reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2005 9:08 AM
LOL! I dont know if I should laff or not! I thought the nigga stuff was history.
Stay out of my hood!???
Where is that? Is it an island? Is it in Florida?
Is there lice in your hood? However, since you dont like Shadow your alright, just prepare for a flameing if you wanna go with the "hood thing"?- Darth Zoom
Mickey Suttle reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2005 9:32 AM
Mickey has both ADD and dyslexia... so the medication they give him makes him prone to fantastical delusions and hallucinations...
He must be a fairly big failure in his fathers eyes as he is a lawyer and Mickey works for a wooden cabinet firm!!
His inferiority complex lead him to create the alter-ego "supershadow"; asomeone who physically attracrive (mickey is your stereotypical geek in appearence)and exudes a strong artistic capability unlike Mickey's strong autistic capabilities. So Supershadow is meant to be a close friend of GL, in Mickeys mind this places him far in excess of his fathers achivements... Its just symptomatic of inferiority complex.
P.s. Mickey never wen't to university... because he mentally retarded and has a "special" high school diploma.
Also Mickey... Where can I procure one of your "documentaries", say Understanding the Elusive Giant Squid? A modern classic like this surely Made GL take an interest in writing abilities!! NOT!!
RE: Mickey Suttle reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2005 9:59 AM
The guy who wrote the previous post claims Suttle had ADD and dyslexia? Well despite his typing errors im inclined to agree...
If someones father was a lawyer and they were in a profession so humble in comparison, it is logical that he would concoct an alter ego who is the opposite of what he his... an achiever and a looker with talent and a connection to one of the all time greatest contributers to the popular culture of our age.
Im not not sure if he went to college or not, that is irrelevant. What is relavant is the fact that if GL was going to make a final two trilogies that news would be posted on the official Lucasfilm and Star Wars websites, stating that this Supershadow guy would produce them. Not to mention the exicement it would whip through the media.
If the real GL seen what SS says about the fans and his especially his family, I think he would be infuriated, plus all the flattery that SS makes up that is directed toward SS in the guise of Lucas.
I can't wait for the new SS documentary: The Mirader Conquest of Earth, I have been waiting all my life!!
Posted by Stoicindifferent
RE: Mickey Suttle reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2005 11:38 AM
Very interesting. Makes perfect sense, but im done feeling sorry for him, that ship has sailed. If he were smart he would understand the hatred he himself has caused for his alter ego Shadow. How long does he think he can keep up his act?
Does he really think he can diss Lucas and make people believe he works there at the same time?
Do any of us really care? Nope. Too bad. He is an interesting case study though- Darth Zoom
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2005 11:43 AM
I have heard before that Mickey suffers from mental illness like ADD and I strongly believe this is possible as I know extreme ADD people who lie and act retarded like crazy.
These reasons might also be a final explenation to why he hasn't been stopped.
It all sounds extremely plausible to me.
Here is the SS forum again by the way.
What is happening in Lucas's mind... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2005 2:25 PM
Yes, I have heard of the Brad Pitt staring role as the jedi Yun Sooka. I hear that he will be pulling in 30,000,000 dollars for that movie. And Tom Cruise was a little disapointed that he would not be staring in star wars episode 10. But the evil sith lord, lord Samerkand, will be played by the actor who played Voldermort in the Harry Potter movies. I think this could turn out to be the best star wars movie yet up to date.
RE: What is happening in Lucas's mind... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2005 2:35 PM
Hey there feller, how about some referance to those rumers? -DZ
RE: Um.. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2005 2:49 PM
You are a fucking bastard. Like you could make a better movie. You probaly still wear diapers. I thought all his movies were awesome.
Yeah right!!!-SS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2005 9:07 PM
You didn't hear shit kid. Like I suffer from ADD. I have no disorder I am living in a reality and we have 6 more Star Wars movies to go. Your the ones living in a fantasy.
'OHHHH WHEN DARTH ZOOM AND CRISIS WERE YOUNG THEY HAD NO SINCE THEY STUCK THEIR LUCASFILM DICKS IN AND ELECTRIC FENCE, CURLD THEIR HAIR SHOOK THEIR BALLS CRAPPED THEIR SHIT IN THEIR OVERALLS and I ss came out the bread winner.
Keep tight losers. I'm about score with some hot chics to bad you can't join the party wimps.
RE: Yeah right!!!-SS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 2:15 AM
Keep your gay comments to yourself illiterate idiot. You are only expressing your sexual identity problems with it.
Mickey Suttle is a mentally disturbed moron. The evidence is everywhere and undeniable..
Why else would Mickey Suttle tell everybody on the internet that he is constantly scoring. A normal human being doesn't brag like that, only when they lie..
It's clear as hell that Mickey Suttle is delusional fat guy without a life, why else would he make up so much bullshit!
And as for the kids who still believe him: They are desperately clinging on the idea of further SW movies but anybody with any logic would understand that it is simply impossible to make sequels to episode 6. Lucas didn't approve the EU sequels stories just to fuck it up himself.
He only did not approve EU stories before ANH because he wanted to make that up himself but get over the idea of sequels. Lucas will never do that even though a fake one on the internet says so.
But why is the SS believer coming back here anyway? He doesn't have friends here, he is avoiding all discussion.. The only reason he keeps returning must be because he is desperate for attention.
But to everybody.. Just fucking wait to what happens, you never know with Lucas. But don't count on some moron random website to continue Star Wars. The site doesn't even have a disclaimer for crying out loud.
If Lucas would ever see this, he would be on the floor laughing at how gullible and desperate some kids are! Hahahahah!!!
Suttle reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 3:43 AM
If Mickey did post that thread before the last one, then I think he must have dyslexia!! The lack of punctuation and terrible employment of grammer is symptomatic of someone with that condition...
If he were truly an employee of Lucasfilm he would not post such childish and slanderous posts. It's a sackable offense!!
There may be more Star Wars films, but he will neither direct nor produce them.
His Dad must surely see him as an abject failure, what with being a mere and lowly paid software engineer!! Lawyers get so much more...
His ADD must prevent him from normal social discourse, so his way out is to pretend to be GL. This can be termed as ESCAPISM. His own life/looks/social standing etc are poor, so he pretends to be someone else- in this case it's George Lucas.
If he was for real way back when the PTM was in production and releasing spoilers then why did Lucasfilm force him to post that disclaimer about his website being a fan operated one?
In the SS Q+A, he frequently posts questions of adoration for Lucas and those hate. The love/hate thing is most prominent in his replies to tose who post on his website. E.g. "Lucas can't think of original ideas of his own..." as opposed to "GL is the daddy. Tres cool!! SS". Maybe he has a split personality disorder as well? What is true however is that he is a liar. Lawyers can lie well so in the end- he does in some small way take after his Dad, albeit with less sanity!!
ADD is the cause of all this... Suttle, you know it!!
Posted by Stoicindifferent
Suttle reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 3:57 AM
If Mickey did post that thread before the last one, then I think he must have dyslexia!! The lack of punctuation and terrible employment of grammer is symptomatic of someone with that condition...
If he were truly an employee of Lucasfilm he would not post such childish and slanderous posts. It's a sackable offense!!
There may be more Star Wars films, but he will neither direct nor produce them.
His Dad must surely see him as an abject failure, what with being a mere and lowly paid software engineer!! Lawyers get so much more...
His ADD must prevent him from normal social discourse, so his way out is to pretend to be GL. This can be termed as ESCAPISM. His own life/looks/social standing etc are poor, so he pretends to be someone else- in this case it's George Lucas.
If he was for real way back when the PTM was in production and releasing spoilers then why did Lucasfilm force him to post that disclaimer about his website being a fan operated one?
In the SS Q+A, he frequently posts questions of adoration for Lucas and those who hate. The love/hate thing is most prominent in his replies to those who post on his website. E.g. "Lucas can't think of original ideas of his own..." as opposed to "GL is the daddy. Tres cool!! SS". Maybe he has a split personality disorder as well? What is true however is that he is a liar. Lawyers can lie well so in the end- he does in some small way take after his Dad, albeit with less sanity!!
ADD is the cause of all this... Suttle, you know it!!
Posted by Stoicindifferent
Suttle's mental illness... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 4:16 AM
A previous post states that Suttle has ADHD I was wrong about the ADD thing.
Here are some facts about ADHD, which puts Suttle's delusional persona and the reasons for the creation of his SS alter-ego into perspective:
ADHD stands for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. It?s thought to be caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain that affects the parts controlling attention, concentration and impulsivity.
This means a child?s behaviour can be anything from being ?very dreamy? (or unable to pay attention) through to being ?always on the go? (or hyperactive).
A person with ADHD has difficulty filtering out all the information coming into his brain, so he?s easily distracted, tends to respond before he has considered things properly and doesn?t know when to stop.
Effect on social relationships and self-esteem
Suttle does:
go on and on about a subject.
'act silly' in a group to get attention but not fit in.
Point proved!! Suttle is mentally challenged and the scope of his lies fit the condition he sufferes from.
Posted by
Stoicindifferent
Geppettokitchens.com reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 4:29 AM
Suttle works for Geppetto Kitchens!! Go to the above website and see SS in all his glory!!
The production of the new Star Wars trilogy and those great documentaries he makes must just be for fun...
I like his day job!!
They still have to empoly mentally challenged people you know... even those with ADHD...
Posted by:
Stoicindifferent
geppettokitchens.com reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 4:39 AM
Go to this site and scroll down until you find the link for geppetto kitchens.
thedisneyblog.typepad.com/ tdb/2004/09/star_wars_789.html
It seems if you go straight to the site Suttle is no longer there... but the old link on the blog page will let you see him.
Subject reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 6:07 AM
You may all be horrified to know that Brad Pitt has declined to the role in star wars episode 10. Yet now Tom Cruise has jumped in as Yun Sooka. And Mat Damno will be playing Quigon Jin the third. It will still be good i think.
Your wrong! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 11:13 AM
I heard that Mel Brooks is playing Yoda the 2nd and Brooke Shields is playing Luke's iligitamate sith witch daughter.
Im sure this news is going to turn the starwars fan base upside down, but thats how the monkey farts.
RE: Yeah right!!!-SS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 12:28 PM
'OHHHH WHEN DARTH ZOOM AND CRISIS WERE YOUNG THEY HAD NO SINCE THEY STUCK THIER LUCASFILM DICKS IN AND ELECTRIC FENCE, CURLD THIER HAIR SHOOK THIER BALLS CRAPPED THIER SHIT IN THIER OVERALLS and I ss came out the bread winner.
What the hell was that?
Is your keyboard broke?
So that when you type it comes out like a 5 year old typeing?
Its more like-
"When Mickey was a little boy he always wished he were a girl.
So one day he stuck his dick in an outlet and his ass grew fat, his hair fell out and his dick exploded. Now he wears a wig and a dress when he is alone and calls himself Mickalina.
Mickalina likes to masterbate to photoshop pix of naked Jar Jar.
Mickalina is also very afraid of Shadowscourge and its Dark Jedi because they know alllll of his/her dirty secrets"- Darth Zoom :)
Mickeys condition reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 2:45 PM
Its called IAABFL.
Researchers have been trying to find the cause since the invention of the 2 sided dildo. It makes one act like a total retard in the company of those who are smarter and those know more about Starwars.
A possible cure is 100 kicks to the testicles with a steel toed boot. A cattle prod applied to the anus is also known to get those afflicted to calm down for 5 minutes.
In one case 2 cc of LSD had a possible reversal effect however the subject changed into a horny monkey like state, not much different than Mickeys daily routine.
Untill a cure for IAABFL (I AM A BIG FAT LIAR) is found it is reccomended that those afflicted be medicated with a good kick to the testicles once every 5 minutes.
DR. D. Zoom, PHD.
RE: The saga in the years to come... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 8:40 PM
Brad Pitt is playing it? Really? That's awesome. And Tom Cruise? Man episode 10 is gonna rock man. And Lord Samarkand will be tight. Man this is goign to be the best Star Wars movie ever. And I heard they're having a cameo appearance of Jabba's son Lokaey the Hut. This will be a blockbuster. I guarantee it!!
Mark Hammil is a loser. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2005 8:43 PM
Everybody knows that Mark Hammil has been living in the past since Star Wars came out. He is old and outdated. He wishes that there were 8 more trilogies that he could star in. Because he hasn't had an acting job since Star Wars.
no, no! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2005 10:23 AM
You're all wrong. I heard Cheech marin is going to play Darth Gravir! The evil Sith Lord who rescued the sith holocraps! And The Black eyed Peas are going to do the soundtrack for the film, along with 50 cent and Danny elfman! George Lucas says you're all wrong. (Tres cool!)
-cmontheplane
(i think this is the firs time i've put my name in all the posts i've done here)
Supershadow's girlfriend reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2005 11:53 AM
Hey!!! Darth Zoom and Crisis whats up? How was your Thanksgiving. I've been busy with school and haven't been online as much. But its great to hear you guys again. Listen there is not denying that Supershadow is a lier and a fraud. You know that big picture of that girl he had(the brunette)? He changed it to some blond chic know. The guy does have issues. So know he has a new girlfriend. What and ass I mean if you have a website soly dedicated to Star Wars why do you have to put your girlfriend that should be personal, right? Anyway I want you guys to have a good holiday and a happy new year 2006. 2008 is the Star Wars tv show. Lets see how good that goes and maybe just maybe VII,VIII,IX might happen. Lucasfilm is always looking to profit and in another 15 years people will be fed up with the Prequel Trilogy and want the Sequel Trilogy. Have a nice.~Cory
Have a nice holiday I ment reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2005 12:02 PM
Sorry I was typing fast and had some grammer. I can type 70 word per minute. Say I don' think thats too nice to call Mark Hamill names. If he did return as Luke Skywaker he would kick ass. Especally with todays 3D technology and growing animation as the years progress. Just the very idea of having 3D photo realistic actors in the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy would be fantastic. bye ~Cory
so reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2005 10:02 AM
r u sure there will be no 7th movie in 2009?
Episode 10 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2005 11:18 AM
Yes, what you have heard about Star Wars Episode 10 is true. Tom Cruise has been practicing for his role as Yun Sooka. And Mat Damon after hearing the news that he will be Qui-gon Jin the third is shaping up to. They are practicing for their roles in the Sahara desert since the movie will be taking place 1/4 of the time in the sandy planet Cormin in the Shasharn Galaxy(the new galaxy that all the buzz has been about!) Lord Samarkand will be a gay inspiring actor from Great Britain(but he won't be gay in the movie) This could turn out to e the best Star Wars movie ever! There are rumors to be sex scene in it but it hasn't been confirmed yet. It could be Cewbacca and someone else rumors say.
star wars porn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2005 11:29 AM
there is repotedly a star wars porn coming between han solo and laya it is isued to come out when episode ten is spuse to come out but they are not sure about it hyert it may be with jenna jameson and ron jeremy. with aperence of tom cruise in the sex sence get banged by ron jeremy
Episdoe X,XI,XII first then VII,VIII,IX? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2005 12:47 PM
Is Star Wars: Episode X,XI,XII going to be made first then Episodes VII,VIII,IX after that. Like another Prequel Trilogy but to X,XI,XII? Who is going to produce and direct X,XI,XII? Certainly not Lucas he said he is done with Star Wars and wants to see the saga come to an end. ~Cory Anyone? Thanks
Lucas Lucas Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2005 5:52 PM
I see that Lucas is trying to bring back the Gungans for episode 10. I for one think that this is a bad idea, I mean just imagine another gay Jar Jar. But hey, he is the gay man right? And for all you gay supershadow fans he doesn't work for Lucas, trust me. The only people working on the new trilogies is Steven Spielberg, Geprge Lucas, and Peter Jackson. And that;s the truth to all you gay pieces of crap who belive in SS. Niggas need to stp frontin.
Lucas Lucas Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2005 6:01 PM
I see that Lucas is trying to bring back the Gungans for episode 10. I for one think that this is a bad idea, I mean just imagine another gay Jar Jar. But hey, he is the gay man right? And for all you gay supershadow fans he doesn't work for Lucas, trust me. The only people working on the new trilogies is Steven Spielberg, Geprge Lucas, and Peter Jackson. And that;s the truth to all you gay pieces of crap who belive in SS. Niggas need to stp frontin.
Lucas Lucas Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2005 6:01 PM
I see that Lucas is trying to bring back the Gungans for episode 10. I for one think that this is a bad idea, I mean just imagine another gay Jar Jar. But hey, he is the gay man right? And for all you gay supershadow fans he doesn't work for Lucas, trust me. The only people working on the new trilogies is Steven Spielberg, Geprge Lucas, and Peter Jackson. And that;s the truth to all you gay pieces of crap who belive in SS. Niggas need to stp frontin.
RE: Lucas Lucas Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2005 8:53 AM
What the hell are you talking about? You says there will be an episode 10? Who says gungans will be in it?
Please try to verify info before stating it on the internet.
RE: Episdoe X,XI,XII first then VII,VIII,IX? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2005 9:05 AM
How the hell are we supposed to know what movies will be made first or who will direct them?
Even George Lucas himself doesn't know whether there will be new movies SW related.
But it's logical to understand that there will be no movies with the 'episode' title as all the previous episodes were about Anakin Skywalker who fullfilled the profecy.
The saga is over as the sith are dead.
Only the EU has continued with Sidious in Dark Empire but don't expect them to be filmed.
There won't be SW movies from wich we already know what will happen.
We can only expect Lucas to make movies wich take place long before approved EU or a cinematic ending to an EU series.
Lucas may even decide to create a sci-fi not involving the SW universe at all. Nobody knows what will happen and all possibilities are highly speculative and chances are small that there even will be more.
I know Star Wars fans want to believe in further movies very bad but please try to base your statements on something and try to reason with logic.
Just wait to what will happen and only believe official statements.
RE: 7,8,9 A Hopeful Possibilty reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2005 6:15 PM
well u see the problem is what would be the Sith lords???
Darth vader returns or darth sidious? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2005 6:19 PM
see the Sith were the best villians and im a huge fan of Starwars and id like to see a 789 but maybe not i like the Sith more than the Jedi maybe they could make a movie based on the old Sith and tell their stories u know
Skywalker Family reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2005 10:12 PM
I've said this a couple of time and I will say it again.
Star Wars is about the Skywalker family not just about Anakin and Padme' Skywalker. only Episode I-III are Anakin's Episodes besides Anakin being in Episode VI but Episode IV-VI are about Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa. VII-IX will be about Anakin Solo and Ben Skywalker. Dark Jedi my friends and Mandalorians. Its time for the DARK...JEDI and MANDALORIANS. Any person who is against supershadow needs to shot. I can't wait for THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS,. VICTORY OF THE FORCE. They going to be a grand slam.
7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2005 2:14 AM
from what i remember, gl originally planned to have 1-9 and bring them to theater every three years from the start of the first one. if you read through a lot of teh books, it makes a grand story. episode seven "fallen hero would be a good name because if you read in the books the emperor comes back adn luke becomes his right hand man which could be interepreted as fallen. even if he decides to make the 7,8,9 , even 10 - 12 he can still leave it open ended. then more books can be written for the time after that. it is an ever expandable theme.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2005 5:21 AM
No matter what gay moron says, episodes 1-6 were about Anakin the chosen one fullfilling the profecy and the SW saga's official end was that of the last sith dying.
Lucas is done with these episodes, there will be no 7-12 because this story we have seen was really about Anakin as Lucas has stated many times.
If there will be new movies they will be a whole new tale to tell and will not have the episode 7 name in it.
Also, as everybody know, SuperShadow is as real as santa claus.
The problem is just that people want to believe it so bad they can't even see basic logic and reason.
But as for new movies, we can not expect EU movies nor SW movies with episode 7 as head. New movies will not be about dark jedi nor will it be right after episode 6 because Lucas has stated many times that he doesn't want to make that.
We can only expect other SW tales if Lucas gets enough inspiration again and they will probably have the sith as main enemy again.
But to state the obvious for the thousands time: There will not be a movie right after episode 6 nor will there be an episode 7 because that tale is finished, Lucas has made this clear many times.
Nor will any new movie contain the reconstruction of the republic or dark jedi. Every information on SuperShadow is not true, if it was, he would have a disclaimer.
SuperShadow.com is everything but official, so don't trust that nonsense.
Star wars... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2005 7:35 AM
IN THE EPISODES 7-9 luke goes into the dark side and leia will become a jedi. Sidious lives he didnt die. and darth maul lives again. anakin goes to the dark side.
Star wars.. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2005 7:38 AM
You're right.. theres now Jedis, Dark Side, and a new dark side.
and theres ben skywalker and ... what was it? hmm i dont remember wait, i'll go check..
because in the 1-3 episodes is anakin and his mom. and then luke and leia. and then ben skywalker and... i dont remember
supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2005 1:40 PM
greetings everybody, it your friendly neighboor supershadow!
Goerge KLucas has a own vision and says episode 7-12 will come becaause luke and vader are cloned and they are bad guys, in episode 9 they finally come to the scene and they die immediately, this info will make you want to seee teh movies!
new techinology will make 3d old pople fight amaxing dark jedi and you will love it also there will be an incredible machine who makes black holes and the dark side sudeenly is no more, this will make enormous spectacular movies and everybopdy wil love it!
Also there wil be episdeo ten eleven twelve like clock and that makeds sense and there wil be no dark side but an incredible new coll threat for the galaxt and you will love it. check my site out , you wil loveit!
this is all true of course because i say so and interviews say it is george lucas talking and scripts say lucas wrote tit himeselfve so it must be troo!
byteh way, i score a lot too adn i am a mega genius who has lots of seks with girls and i made up the genius prequel trilogy, i wil direct sequels all by my self and my mega genisu so it wil be grreat! check it out now at soopersadow .ocm!!
its all ture! becuase i say so!! hurray!
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2005 6:50 PM
well how do u know
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2005 9:11 PM
What the hell has happened here? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2005 12:04 AM
I posted as supershadow always does, maybe it will make retarded ss-believers think.
RE: Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2005 11:43 AM
fuck you all, get a life, Lucas hates you losers, and he's not doing another trilogy...now go get laid or something, and stop whacking off to pictures of the Princess....fags.
RE: supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2005 2:52 PM
Jesus tap danceing christ, allow me to interpret that for those that cant read "retard", I took a special course for when I go Supershadow.com when im stoned-
Gweetings fello Butt-bandits, I am a big fat liar and a fag, there is 12 numbers on a clock in case you didint know.
George Wucas is terrific (terrified) and I have a black hole in my ass. (I give up, this is hard - DZ)
Episido fart knockin buttmonkey. Biggun bad bombad genitals, it all twoo!!! And older guys too!!! And crappy scwipts!! All on my syte!
i hafta go and doo bom bad masterbated to JAr jAr pix, mmmmmmmm!!!!
Lovin to score, my hands so sexy! Hurray!
Whew.
I can tell for sure Mickey wrote that stuff, I hope this helps some of you understand his writings since there is no doubt it is, well, kinda wierd- Darth Zoom
Sith lords only reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2005 3:04 PM
Ill say it as many times as i half to dammit i wanna see a Sith lords movie that would rock the jedi suck their mandalorian moms balls and tits.
Episode VII-XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2005 3:38 PM
THE FALLEN HERO
THE REPUPUBLIC IN CRISIS
VICTORY OF THE FORCE
EPISODE X-?
EPISODE XI-?
EPISODE XII-?
Its going to happen because we all have faith. Fuck GL saying no more. Supershadow is going to continue the saga. Get a life assholes. The phony is actually a genius film maker. 6 more to go and then I will believe its over. Lucas will never have us hanging. The New Jedi Order must be seen. Lucas wrote the scripts to VII-IX and by the end of the decade GL will give SS the scripts to X,XI,XII you will see how awsome its going to be. May the Force be with you.
cmontheplane reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2005 8:26 PM
Ok fine, fuck face.
I garuntee you, IF more Star Wars episodes come out when 2015 rolls around, I garuntee you they wil[l be different than SS's scripts, JUST LIKE ALL OF HIS OTHER ROUGH DRAFTS ARE WERE WAY OF THE MARK FROM THE ACTUAL MOVIE.
And let me assure you, if star wars episode 7 comes out, and when it is Different from ss', he will claim those were Just Rough Drafts, and HE came up with a much better idea. Tres cool rage on.
Seriously folks, are you going to believe an asshole who puts up pictures of some random chick and SO OBVIOUSLY stole them from a site. It looks like he took a pic into MS Paint and used the spray setting to blank out where they came from. Go look for yourselves.
cmontheplane reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2005 8:30 PM
oh and if you can find just ONE of Mickey's alleged movies, please let me know, because, well, guess what: They don't exist.
-darth crimson
Mickey is retarded reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2005 2:38 AM
I too have seen that mysterious mark on one of his "girlfriend" pictures, it is like he trying to hide the original source.
Also, If all those other episodes were going to happen the news would be on the official Star Wars website- not on the site of some inbred, four-eyed, virginal, Geppettos Kitchens, hillbilly.
Why would a serious site devoted to SW have pictures of the guy who runs it and his fake girlfriend?
SS is a retarded fraud with a mental health problem (ADHD/ADD)!!!!
Do not believe this fake of a man with a childs brain!!!!
Mind you... The Mirader Conquest of Eath IS A MODERN CLASSIC!!!!
Stoicindifferent
English 101 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2005 3:00 AM
You need to learn how to spell and you need to learn how to logically think straight.
You should take a grammer class before you criticize other people.
George Lucas Again reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2005 3:05 AM
The discourse on this site is amazing. It has inspired me to make one more Star Wars movie; here are my early thoughts:
I want to take advantage of the reality show craze, so I was thinking of doing a Big Brother type of movie, but all the main characters past and present live in Jabba's palace.
I already have some amazing footage of Luke and Leia making out at the cast party after Return of the Jedi. Also, one of the Jawa crapped his pants while drunk and Salacious Crumb helped him clean up and put him to bed.
Sounds good, no?
English 102 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2005 4:50 AM
That person in the post before last, seems to only have made one spelling mistake... the grammer is fine though.
He/she claims that Suttle has ADD/ADHD, this is not an issue because Suttle cannot spell or even lie convincingly!!
English 102 must be a Super Shadow supporter... or SS himself because a post like that would not have been otherwise for such a petty criticism!!
Mickey Suttle is a retarded nobody, sticking up for him by ridiculing a post with one spelling mistake and passable grammer is what that failure would do...
Yoda
RE: Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2005 9:29 AM
fuck you all, get a life, Lucas hates you losers, and he's not doing another trilogy...now go get laid or something, and stop whacking off to pictures of the Princess....fags.
Man.. You assume too much, that's something women do so you must be gay yourself..
It's pretty funny too how say to random internet users that they should get a life, you already getting worked up about nothing is pretty sad.
-your friendly neighboor DC.
RE: Episode VII-XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2005 9:39 AM
Sorry to break this for you but Mickey's claims to be best buds with Lucas and the so called scripts are made up by him.
And Lucas would never go against the EU books anyway and certainly not with weak stories like those portrayed at SS.com.
Fact is that Lucas can only make a new SW tale instead of continuing a finished one.
Just have some patience my friend instead of constantly claiming the same bullshit. :)
Rick McCallum here reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2005 6:53 PM
Great ideas George, I have some more. How bout Yoda and Chewie get married and have a child, it will be a clone of Count Dooku!
I'll contact Ben Burtt to get some sound effects down.
Episode VII-XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2005 10:31 PM
I hope and prey to Jesus that Episodes VII,VIII,IX,X,XI,XII do happen just to end this debate and shut you all the fuck up. Whether the last 6 Episodes are made from Supershadow, Lucas or anyone else. To prove to you cry babys that the Star Wars saga more then just Anakin Skywalker a see the real truth that its about the Skywalker and Solo family. Finally get on with your lives please its still to early for Episode 7,8,9,10,11,12 icons to be on StarWars.com not untill 2014.
RE: Episode VII-XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2005 1:07 AM
Look who's the crybaby here, you keep returning without any arguments because you're stubborn and desperate for 6 new movies, hmm.. I guess the antichrist really does exist with someone as retarded as SuperShadow managing to delude all.
Still.. Just tell us why in the hell you are so convinced that there will be six more movies while Lucas still states that he wouldn't even want to make one sequel movie. Really Believing there will be six more already without any evidence whatsoever makes you retarded.
Just accept that Lucas approved EU as continuation and that he will not go against it, he can only begin a whole new SW tale or make another prequel again.
Either way, something called episode 7 is not going to happen, because that would contradict the other episodes as the tale of the chosen one is over.
But of course, you will only return crying and without any arguments to prove what you are stating whatsoever, it's because you are a desperate loser who can't even see basic logic if it hits him in the face.
Let me guess.. You don't believe Santa claus doesn't exist too, don't you? Whahahaha!!
Star Wars and Santa reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2005 4:36 PM
Yes I still believe in Santa Clause but the basterd doen't leave you presents he just eats the cookies and drinks the milk. Last Christmas I woke up to find the cookies and milk gone and my parents were still asleep on Christmas Eve. Look Just accept the fact that Star Wars is about the Skywalker and Solo family. Chosen One my ass. There wouldn't of been no Star Wars: Prequel Trilogy without the start of the Star Wars Trilogy. Lucas say their are 4 trilogies so that makes 12 Episodes. He didn't know which one to make so Started with IV,V,VI then he had backstory which was intresting so he went back and told I,II,III. My personal opinion is he should make X,XI,XII then go back and do VII,VIII,IX. Only the Prequels tells about Anakin while the Classics tell about his son Luke the savor. You can't leave out the heroes of the story it is not right. They should get the credit to.
Contradiction reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2005 4:52 PM
Episodes VII-XII would not contradict Episodes I-VI because each or the trilogy tells a different story. How do I know THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE were written by GL and not supershadow because I read the scripts and convinced no can come up with a good story like the sequels except GL. No can think of what good titles would be for VII,VIII,IX then those titles. They match the Star Wars criteria 3 word title for Episode VII and a 4 word title thats for VIII and IX. Prequels, Classics, Sequels, fourth trilogy(different).
Star Wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2005 2:38 PM
I think I need to lay all rumors to rest. Epsiode 10 will be staring the rambunctious jedi Yun Sooka. He will have his faithful padawan Qui-gon Aumiltu. It will be taking place in the Star Wars galaxy and in the brand new Shasharn galaxy. Even though recent rumors state it, it is not clear who will be playing who. But Michael Douglas did say he would jump on board no matter what. And yes, it will be coming out sometime in the 2020's. Rumors say that Tom Cruise could be staring, I have my doubts. They would probably need a fresh star like Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp. So I hope this confirms any doubts on the new Star Wars series.
P.S. The 10-13 trilogies are coming out before the 7-9 ones.
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2005 8:27 PM
you are all losers and have no lives because you spend all of it fantasising over rumours and arousing yourselves over the different characters within books and comments not related to the origional films at all. Just let the films finish. Losers!!!
REPLY reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2005 8:41 PM
Whoever posted the message before me really has to get his facts straight. Didn't he just call himself a loser? I mean he did come on this site and talk about Star Wars, right? I'm sure he loves Star Wars and thought he would amuse HIMSELF(he doesn't have any friends) by calling a bunch of people losers. He is on the computer all day. In fact, I'd bet 100 dollars that he makes rumors himself. And yes, he does most likely live with his mom. And yes again, he did probably take his mom to Junior Prom(he didn't go to Senior Prom because he finally "came out" 'wink wink'). And if you didn't catch that, I meant he is a homo erectus.
Star Wars. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2005 8:53 PM
Hola, muchachos. Me llamo Senor Caliante-Mufasto. George Lucas, mama bicho puta. Stupido cabrons y rata cara Senor, Super bicho puta cabron chocha, Shadow, tu madres chupa mi bicho. Adios asperta negroes. Chupo Muevos. El Chupa Cabra.
RE: Episode 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2005 4:12 AM
You do realize that an "IQ" is measured in the ability to learn, and not the actual intelligence, right?
Anway, I'm not one of these losers who goes on these sites to pick fights, let's face it, arguing online is much like the special olympics, even if you do win, you're still a fuckn' retard.
RE: Suttle's mental illness... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2005 4:16 AM
You're a complete loser, seriously, get off the computer and go find some friends.
Oh and your mothers a skanky cunt.
Just toset you fuck-sticks straight.. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2005 4:46 AM
First of all I wanted to say this, you all piss and
moan about this shadow geek, why? You're all pathetic, look, it's the fuckn movies.
This is actually my first, and last,post on this retarded shit-paper of a website.
One more thing, just to make something clear, I read over andover again people bitching and moaning about "The SW trilogy is about Anakin!" "NO!, it's about LUKE!"
The whole trilogy was suppose to be about "Societys" ,and how people are, with our religious bullshit and everything else that plagues mankind.
One last note, get off the fuckn Star Wars shit and get a girlfriend, losers.
D.L.II
I LOVE MY MOMMYS POOPIES! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2005 5:28 AM
*GIGGLEZ!* lols!
omg! i LIVE WTH MY MOMAND I'M 27,SERIOSULY, I'M GOING BALD IN THE BACK,PLEASE DONT MAKE FUN.I JUST WANT FRIENDS.
I LOVE!! TOI DOWNLOAD PORN USING MY FAVORITE!
RE: I LOVE MY MOMMYS POOPIES! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2005 5:36 AM
I JUST LICKED MY GRANDMAS CUNT! THE MY GRANDPAS POOPS! LOLZ!!!
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2005 11:32 AM
Hey be nice u bastard
Twas the night before Christmas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2005 8:25 PM
Twas the night before Christmas when all through the Skywalker house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Lucasfilm stockings were hung by the poodo chimney with care, in hopes that supershadow would soon be there. George, Rick, Jett, Amanda and Kaitlin were nestled all snug in their beds, whill visions of Episodes VII through XII danced in their heads. With Rick in his Kerchief and I in my cap we had settled our brains for a long Tatooine sandstorm nap.
When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter I sprang from my starship to see what was the matter. Away to window I flew like a Jedi in a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow gave a luster of midday to objects below, when what to my wondering eyes should bother but a miniature sleigh and eight bantha fodder. With a little driver so lively and quick I knew in a momen it must be Saint Mick(SS).
More rapid than wookies his coursers they came, And he whistled and shouted an called his name!"Now Plo Koon! Now Mace Windu, Now Obi-Wan and Anakin! On Jak Tee! On Ki-Audi Mundi! On Qui-Gon Jinn, go Yoda fight and sting like a bee. To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now dash away dash away, dash away all! As the boosters fire that before teh wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, So up to the housetop the coursers flew, With a Sleigh of Star Wars toys and Saint Mick, too. And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little roof. As I drew in my head and was turning around, Down the chimney Saint Mick came with a bound. He was dressed all in dorky fur from his head to his foot.
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundly of VII,VIII,IX,X,XI,XII toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack. His eyes, how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry! his cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow. The stump of GL's pipe he borrowed he held tight in his teeth, and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a broad face and a little round belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jawa jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old supershadow elf, and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself a wink of his eye and a twist of his head soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. He spoke not a work untill May 2020 but went straigh for Preproduction on Episode VII,VIII,IX gee isn't that funny? And filled all the stockings, then turned out the lights. When back up the chimney and flew like a kite.
And laying a finger aside of his nose and giving a nod, up the chimney rose. He sprang to his Podracer to his team gave a whistle. and away they flew like the down o fa thistle. But I heard him exclaim May the Force be with you ere he drove out of sight: and Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
REhtt: George, New Movie reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2005 7:44 AM
George, I've come up with a bridging episode. It connects 1,2,3 to 4,5,6.
RE: George, New Movie reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2005 7:48 AM
George, I've come up with a bridging episode. It connects 1,2,3 to 4,5,6. How does Han meet Chewbaca? What was Luke's childhood like? How does Ben know what Darth Vader looks like? Find out in my episode: Riot of Time! By Alex Ehler
RE: Great reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2005 7:52 AM
Alex, I love that I'll look you up and ask how to make the new episode 4. The first trillogey will be booted up one number.
George Lucas
RE: Great reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2005 1:35 PM
I am George Lucas, you shall listen to no George Lucases before me.
That being said, what do you guys think about a Star Wars Documentary that follows the lives of people who post on fan boards like this one?
I think that the interesting lives that all of you must lead away from the computer would be a fantastic hook for Episode VII: The Geek Advanture!
The Real George Lucas (ish)
RE: Contradiction reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 12, 2005 12:36 AM
Episodes VII-XII would not contradict Episodes I-VI because each or the trilogy tells a different story.
You are retarded. It would contradict the EU literature approved by the real Lucas.
How do I know THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE were written by GL and not supershadow because I read the scripts and convinced no can come up with a good story like the sequels except GL.
You have poor judgement capabilities, you should read real rough drafts of George Lucas and realise that he doesn't write the way portrayed at SuperShadow.com.
But damn.. How the hell could you think those poorly written summaries are any good at all? You must twelve or just plain retarded if you can't figure out why those stories are boring as hell.
No can think of what good titles would be for VII,VIII,IX then those titles. They match the Star Wars criteria 3 word title for Episode VII and a 4 word title thats for VIII and IX. Prequels, Classics, Sequels, fourth trilogy(different).
And what the hell did you mean by that bullshit? Who cares what the titles will be? All we know is that the bullshit on SuperShadow.com is obviously all made up crap.
There isn't even a disclaimer on the website! It's all fucking amateur bullshit! If George Lucas were to find out about that site and the children who believe it, he would probably laugh himself to death.
Honestly.. You have no reasoning abilities whatsoever.
But why do you keep returning here anyway? Is your pityful bruised ego forcing you to keep checking this page?
Give it up moron, everybody with a mind knows that SS.com is as fake as can be.
dooms day reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 13, 2005 2:15 PM
riddle me this. riddle me that. what is very fat. and seems like he pulls movie scripts out of a hat??????
???????????
GEORGE LUCAS
RE: dooms day reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2005 12:36 AM
Or Mickey Suttle of course. :)
wtf reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2005 9:30 PM
why would you do that
RE: wtf reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2005 12:06 AM
Because his mother doesn't give him enough attention and he just figured out how the internet works.
ZZZZZZZZZ? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2005 9:52 AM
Thats just plain retarded. Anyone who would do something as retarded as that is undoubtably a 110 on the retard scale.
Thats so retarded that it violates all the rules ever known about retardedness.
Do yourself a favor and go buy yourself a helmet and go sit and drool.
EU reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2005 10:26 AM
EU is bullshit man isn't going to be part of the Star Wars saga (Episodes I-XII). Everything in EU is fake you SOB. Those summaries are only the beginning of what is going to make the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy greater then the Prequels and the Classics. Only 9 years to go untill Preproduction begins on STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO. For a May 2020 release worldwide. Supershadow doesn't need a disclaimer he already is a consultant for Lucas and that is his own website. He is in charge of the Sequels. Now shut the fuck up and accept it.
RE: EU reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2005 11:00 AM
You are the biggest retard I have ever seen. You post a thousand Z's to make sure nobody reads the points given to why SuperShadow is fake.
Do you honestly believe that a lot of people come here and will believe your SuperShadow Bullshit when they read it?
You are obviously clinging to SuperShadow's lies so desperately because you have no life whatsoever. Hence why you keep returning here with the same nonsense and without arguments.
Just accept that anybody can pull a prank like Mickey Suttle and make you believe it.
"SuperShadow doesn't need a disclaimer"
LMFAO!
Yeah, and StarWars.com looks worse than SuperShadow.com too, doesn't it? Moron..
Moron!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2005 2:40 PM
Your the idiot and see the wonderfulness and tranquility of supershadow. He is the best. You should kiss his ass you prick. If it wasn't for him there would be no Star Wars: Prequel Trilogy. Now it is time for the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy. Your such an asshole. He is real everything on his site is from Lucas the interviews with Mr. Lucas are real the only thing that isn't real are your words. Put your money where your mouth is. I bet you $100 Episode VII-THE FALLEN HERO comes out in May 2020. supershadow and Mr. Lucas will announce the Sequel Trilogy to the public after the Star Wars tv series.
Sequels reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 7:23 AM
If the sequel trilogy was really going to happen when SS claims, it would be on the official SW website!! Right now!!
The media of the world would be in a frenzy about the new trilogy...
No official word has been given out and so SS is just living his ADD induced fantasy of being GL...
Why would GL say publicly that he will not make any new SW films and on SS.com he states otherwise?
Suttle of Geppeto Kitchens makes it all up because he has a mental illness.
SS.com is not even listed as an SW website if you Google for SW websites... Fan based or official.
No other website in the world promotes the idea that there will be a sequel SW trilogy made by SS.
If this was true it would be on the official SW website, Theforce.net, etc...
A caption on the officail site would read:
"Supershadow aka Mickey Suttle will be producing the new SW trilogy..."
But it does not, so SS is just talking Hickory dickory dock!!
Rick McCallum was not asked to produce the new trilogy, yeah right!!
Face it SS your lies will never happen, when you have a real girlfriend, come and tell the world!!
P.s. SS, I Still cannot find the Elusive Giant Squid documentary anywhere... could please reserve me a copy?
Stoicindifferent
SS lies reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 7:40 AM
"Yoda learned a technique called Hochaz Pritin that allows a Jedi to block Force lightning, hold it and then send it back at the Sith. This is very hard to learn and very few Jedi can do what Yoda did with this technique".
I got this quote from one of SS's fake GL interviews... his most recent in fact...
Is this quote another SS fantasy or is an actual technique in the SW films?
Please elaborate...
RE: Moron!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 7:45 AM
You would bet 100 bucks on some random internet page wich was registered on Mickey Suttles name? He doesn't doesn't need a disclaimer? I should kiss his ass?
You my friend are a genuine moron. You even believed guys here who said their names were George Lucas and Mark Hamill. Let's face it, you have no clue to what life is about.
All Mickey Suttle does is say his name is George Lucas on one page and he's the almighty most handsomest, most genius asshole called SuperShadow on the other. He has ripped porn pictures of a random girl and he paintbrushed away the names and website names on them just like on his Skywalker ranch page.
#1: Answer me why he would do that if he owned the pictures.
#2: Answer me whether not every prick on the internet can claim he is someone he is not.
3#: Try to find one of his documentaries. They don't exist.
#4: Answer me why Lucas would suddenly write like a moron while his other screenplays are written in a whole other fashion.
#5: Answer me why Lucas would go against everything he says on just one badly organised website.
#6: Answer me why it isn't clear to see that all answers are quickly made up.
#7: Answer me why almost 90% of all information on his website only appear there and why everybody in the world knows the website is a bunch of nonsense instead of you.
#8: Why do you keep returning saying the same nonsense if nobody believes your crap and why would you return anyway if you don't believe us.
I will answer #8: It's because you fear that it is true and because it makes sense. Still you hope that we are the ones lying because you desperately hope Mickey Moron will make new movies for you even if they are poorly written.
Now take your time, state your arguments and if you are right, then you should be able to answer these questions.
If you ignore them like you always do, then we can only conclude that you are a gay attention seeking retard.
Notice the word: if. So don't go cry like a baby after reading this.
RE: Great reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 7:47 AM
The Missing Persons Debacle: Are Alien Life Forms to Blame for People Who Disappear All Over the World? (1990)
Bigfoot: The Search for an Enigma (1991)
Inside the World of Cryptozoology (1992)
The Evidence in Support of Extra-Terrestrials (1992)
E.T. Philosophy: Chasing Infinity (The Progression of Time Humbles All Men) (1993)
Aquatic Monsters: A Murky Phenomena (1994)
The Legend of Sasquatch in the North Western United States (1994)
Understanding the Elusive Giant Squid (1994)
Shattered Image: Alien Technology (1995)
Blessed With A Curse: Visitors from Beyond (1995)
Proving the Existence of Ghosts, Spirits and Apparitions (1996)
Watch the Skies: UFO's in Focus (1996)
Distant Astronauts: Extra-Terrestrials and Ancient Man (1997)
Feed Your Confusion: The Perils of Time Machines and Time Travel (1998)
Famous Hauntings from around the World (1998)
Invisible Threat: Extra-terrestrial Super Commandos (1999)
The Search for Strange Creatures: Bigfoot, Nessie and the Yeti (2000)
U.F.O. Hunt: The Quest for Extra-terrestrial life Continues (2001)
Space Watch: The U.F.O.-Government Conspiracy (2002)
Transversing Time: Are U.F.O.'s Visitors from Our Own Future? (2003)
Hidden Circles: Alien Life Forms on Earth (2004)
Mind Slaves: Thought Possession by Alien Beings (2005)
Frozen Ghosts: The Paradox of the Afterlife (2005)
The Mirader Empire: Conquest of Earth (2006)
BS times 1000 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 10:59 AM
Ok, nice list, a great work of fiction.
Not a one of Mickeys films can be found, except maybe the one where he dresses up like a girl on webcam wearing a Jar Jar binks mask while he hums the cantina song.
Mickey, give it up you puss filled degenerated assmonkey.
You get so many hits on your website because people like me just want to see what kind of crap your gonna come up with next.
Take your finger out of your ear and stick it back in your butt, your not listening.
NOBODY BELIEVES YOU!!!!
You are a work of fiction!
SUPERSHADOW is your secondary retardation of a demented mind created by an obvious drop on the head as a child.
GIVE ONE LINK!!!!JUST ONE TO A DOCUMENTARY YOU HAVE MADE!!!!
A REAL ONE!!!!! - Darth Zoom
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 11:36 AM
I would like to get in the bidding now, I would like to take a mortgage out on my house and bet $100,000 dollars that if a SW movie does come out in 2020 it will have nothing and I mean absoulutely nothing to do with Supershadow, who will probably be committed by then in a mental institution.
RE: who knows? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 1:45 PM
i think the movies should be based on the books like the jedi academey trilogey and all the books that come after return of the jedi
lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 1:50 PM
just mkae the movie already!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 1:52 PM
I hope that list isn't an answer to my questions..
It probably is his final answer to why Mickey is real though.. Because the child we have been talking to has always thought that "because Mickey's website says so it must be true"
I'm seriously laughing my ass off because you would have to be really naive to just believe stuff on some random website to be fact by default.
He probably doesn't even know that you and me can just make websites saying all we want! He probably thinks that website are godlike fenomena wich always tell the truth no matter what!
This kid is piece of work indeed! Never have I met someone with such unreasonable logic. It's fantastic! What a guy!
He will probably be very ashamed when he grows up. Maybe around 2020 he is still waiting for the SuperShadow movies! Even if new ones have already been made or whatever the hell will happen.
DTheatre is certainly the biggest heap of fun I have ever seen!
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 2:01 PM
Im in chosen one.
In fact, i'll give my car to anyone who can prove beyond a reasonable doubt any truth behind Mickeys claims, Lucasfilm etc.
They also have to do better than- "He is so! because he says so!"
On top of that- Anyone who can prove that Mickey has made a movie beyond the XXX Jar Jar video can take my wife for a weekend. No biting allowed though.
I'm back losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 7:30 PM
Ah, yes, The time has come for another riddle. From the Riddler!!! Riddle me this. Riddle me that. May 19th has gone to hell flat. The Star Wars is done, The saga is over. Yet you dumb gay nerds. Are still hanging on to the rumors like it will win you a land rover.
I'm back losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 7:31 PM
Ah, yes, The time has come for another riddle. From the Riddler!!! Riddle me this. Riddle me that. May 19th has gone to hell flat. The Star Wars is done, The saga is over. Yet you dumb gay nerds. Are still hanging on to the rumors like it will win you a land rover.
The Third Trilogy must stop reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 8:27 PM
George Lucas created the Star Wars movies to let us see the most powerful jedi of all. The one that will bring balance to the force. Anakin started out as a slave boy to a jedi then to a sith lord then back to his senses as a jedi who really was the one to bring down the empire. Luke's only mission during that time was to destroy the sinister Darth Vader. When i say destroy He and the other jedi masters obi-wan and yoda. Knew they had to bring back Anakin skywalker to bring balance towards the force. The only way to do it was to still love him. In the new hope episode obi-wan allowed vader to destroy him. To only guide Luke as a jedi and steer the sith away from him. Luke was no apparent threat then until Vader felt something towards the x-wing fighter he was trying to gun down. He knew the presence of another jedi that was more closer to him than anyone. In return of the Jedi the title was more fitting than anything. At the end of the movie Vader was no longer a sith. Vader became Anakin skywalker the chosen one that would bring balance towrds the force. His destiny in doing so became true when he destroyed the last of the sith lords. The movies are over now to move on to television and now George can rest his scripts and let others tell his stories for him. So if youre gonna make another trilogy with Luke's side of the story let it be a sitcom on television. His Father Anakin was the one to be the most powerful Jedi of all.end of story
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2005 8:48 PM
Riddle me this, riddle me that, the Riddler is none other than the biggest kind of loser there is in the world. A loser so huge that he himself has nothing better to do than go off on us for liking starwars and talking about it, see you have nothing worth talking about so you would rather attack what you do not understand. Most of the Starwars fans who number in the billions are normal people and the fans like us, hey we aren't normal, but we play normal people on television so go f-off and riddle someone else a-hole. I mean fuck off asshole, if you didn't get it the first time.
RE: Balls!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2005 5:00 AM
in episode 7 they clone my balls
BallZ!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2005 5:14 AM
in episode 8 my balls turn against the light side and join forces with the evil Darth Penis
RE: BallZ!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2005 5:19 AM
and finally.. In episode 9, the light side discovers a secret weakness that destroys the balls. However! Darth Penis escapes into princess pussy where he meants jaba the shit, who is just a giant peice of crap that came out of jaba the hut before the fat cunt died.
The End.......?
The End......?
The Riddler reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2005 12:51 PM
Riddle me this. Riddle me that. You hang on to my words like they actually mean something important. Get a life and maybe you can go out and get lucas's search warrant. Then you losers could have sex with him. That is what you want right? To bear his kin. And that would be a ghastly sin. But nay. The time wains. I shall leave you now, But one more riddle. Stop making the rumors, They are false and untrue. If you make anymore, I will go into my riddle bag and see what I can do!!
WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2005 12:57 PM
Star Wars is not just about Anakin Skywalker it is not. Only the Prequel Trilogy is about the father Anakin Skywalker. The Classic Trilogy is about Anakin's son Luke. Luke is the main character in IV,V,VI. Your confusing Anakin being the main character in the whole saga when he was the main character in the 1st trilogy I,II,III. STAR WARS: EPISODE VII,VIII,IX will be about Ben Skywalker and Anakin Solo. Its about the grandchildren, they are the main characters. It all about the Skywalker family and Solo family. THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE. The saga ends with Episodes X,XI,XII. Episode 12 is the last Episodes that is the sole truth. I sware on my life. 4 Triliogies as I mentioned before. Prequels, Classics, Sequels, Miscellaneous(something new). It going to happen and the saga continues with 7-12. Fucks yous all you don't believe. I don't want only 6 movies its not enough. The Saga resumes in May 2020. Episode VII-The Fallen Hero. That is going to happen.
The saga in the years to come. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2005 1:02 PM
I'm sorry I haven't informed you guys on episode 10 for a while. I've been away on press conferences. Good news though. It's official!!!! Tom Cruise WILL be playing jedi Yun Sooka and Toby Macguire(not Mat Damon anymore) will be playing Zanzarban, the rambunctious jedi apprentice of the legendary Yun Sooka. Lord Samarkand will be played by Ian Mcallum. The story so far goes with the evil Lord Samarkand defeating a hundred jedi knights in mortal battle. They send out Yun Sooka and his apprentice to defeat this Lord Samarkand. Of course they are accompanied by some of the jedi council(Zin Hoshub-Orlando Bloom, Mada Linflook-Vivica A. Fox-I don't know why either!!!, and of course. The old yet still strong Luke Skywalker) to defeat him. The release date is May 19th, 2027
RETURN OF THE JEDI reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2005 1:13 PM
Episode VI-Return of the Jedi refers to more then the Return of the Anakin Skywalker from Darth Vader. It refers to the return of the Jedi order. Luke just became a Jedi what the hell is suppose to happen next. We must see what heppens in the Sequel Trilogy. The new order has been created. ROTJ really refers to all the Jedi coming back and Luke coming back to fulfill his Jedi training. So there are mulitiple translations to the title of ROTJ. Supershadow says its really about the Skywalker family and Solo family and not just Anakin Skywalker. He also said EU is bullshit and doesn't represent the Star Wars is suppose to look like based on GL's vision.
Ballz!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2005 6:18 PM
guys dont forget about Genital Wars
Hey You reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2005 8:12 PM
Hey you, yeah you child molester rapist guy. Stop talking about all this sex stuff. Do you have a life other than molesting kids?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2005 3:42 PM
Hey Riddler, you suck and so does your so shut the hell up!! If you hate Starwars than just leave this site, that simple, I don't get why people who hate Starwars want to talk about it. The Riddler is dead, we don't want to hear your crap anymore so go to a Batman chat site and leave us be. Oh and Toby Maguire will not be co staring in the SW movie that is obviously false he will be to busy filiming SpiderMan 13 with Paris Hilton as the green goblins wife, its sure to be a classic.
Rock n Roll reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2005 9:48 PM
Holly fucking shit... In the name of our Holly Lord Jimi Hendrix... 99% of the people here talk some serious bullshit...
And this supershadow kid is fucking pathetic...
Other than that, if Lucas doesnt make episodes 7,8 and 9, he would be a dumbass... why else would he say "there are 9 episodes"... damn...
RE: The Riddler reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2005 12:02 AM
You're gay, go skateboard.
RE: Rock n Roll reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2005 12:06 AM
He says there will be nine episodes? He hasn't said that since he begun writing ANH.
And all this other stuff on the web wich says otherwise is only on amateur sites without any official endorsement of whatsoever, you only have their word for it.
Well take my word for it; there will be a planetarian take-over next week. Signed George Lucas.
George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 20, 2005 1:39 AM
I am secretly working on episode number 7 so I give out all this false information to get you guys of the tracks. Oh crap forget I just said that.
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2005 3:59 AM
how do u know its not true theres no proper evidence
its true reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2005 4:02 AM
i hope it is true! apparently darth sidius returns! and luke becomes darth vader! of course this is just a rumor at school
RE: its true reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2005 10:38 AM
Riddle me this, riddle me that, say hello to my big fat bat!
Here's whats true-
Supershadow is a pathalogicaly lieing stealing butt-sniffing buttnoid that will never ever have anything to do with the making of any movie outside of a homemade self made gay porn. And if the rest of the world has anything to do with it, we will all make sure he never has the chance to reproduce.
The only starwars plans that have been and can be verified as "in the works" are a new animated series and a live action series.
Rumers are rumers and should be treated as such until an official press release is givin to the public- Dart Zoom
RE: its true reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2005 3:43 PM
SS Sucks!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Holidays to Zoom and Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2005 5:17 PM
Hey Darth Zoom and Darth Crisis. I just finished my semester today. I still waiting to see what my grades are. I know that I got a B+ in theatre. Any way how are you guys doing? Any special plans for the holidays? Have a wonderful Christmas guys and a Happy New Year. Oh and only 3 more year till the Star Wars tv show the live action one. I would wish supershadow a happy holiday season but the Scrooge that he is doesn't deserve it. Talk soon. May the Force be with you. ~Cory
STAR WARS 7 - ??? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2005 11:18 PM
According to "unofficial" sources, it has been both on and off the record that the Star Wars saga is complete. It has also been loosely noted that this particular aspect of the franchise (the movies) will now find its way into movie and cinema history. Rather letting Star Wars live on through multi-media streams such as games, and merchandise. Now, there has been a silver lining for fans on possible futures in movies, however this will not possibly develop for many years to come (and you thought waiting for Episode III took forever.) George Lucas was asked while assisting on Peter Jackson's ?King Kong? as saying "The story is complete. If a new aspect with a well-rounded direction was to be presented, I would be interested in a revisit to the galaxy. For now I am overwhelmed and moved by the support of fans and enjoy the generational appeal of the films.? He continued to entertain the idea by lifting the burden of future Star Wars projects by romanticizing that perhaps there is a new development in the mind of a young director/writer that will take Star Wars and audiences not only back, but beyond the story that is already told. ?I never say never?? said Lucas, ?but at present there are not any immediate conditions to continue.?
RE: STAR WARS 7 - ??? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2005 2:22 AM
Yeah, well the thing is that everybody expects SW to go on after episode 6 but this is just not possible and it is even more unlikely that he will film the EU stories.
The only thing Lucas has gleamed through was that he would like to create a movie about the war between the sith and the jedi with Yoda as main character.
How this idea evolves.. We can only wait. But all these rumors are just from desperate and they should have some patience.
how reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2005 2:01 PM
R u sure Starwars Episode 10 will come out before 7? They already named Episode 7-9 and aren`t they staring to make Episode 7 in January? and Quigon Jin the third is gonna be in the movie?
RE: how reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2005 2:36 PM
Someone said that as a joke once. Do you honestly think you can trust all those anonymous internet users when they state 'too good to be true' statements?
My advice: Always check for official endorsements on sites with rumors and don't believe everything you read because there are some really insane people out there.
Darth Crimson aka Cmontheplane reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2005 7:02 PM
yeah, like mickey suttle
Get a Life reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2005 7:51 PM
For the sake of Humanity, will you people find something better to do with your time than obsess over Star Wars? I like Star Wars, but I don't drool over it.
Since obviously none of you morons wish to use logic, I'll use it for you: There logically is no reason to make another movie, because (a) people are growing tired of the whole thing, (b) and the more movies you make, the less the effect each movie has.
Take my advice people: read a newspaper, read anything that matters, because at the end of the day Star Wars is completely fictional; always has been, and always will be. End of Story.
P.S. Hey ZZZZZman, find something productive to do with your time.
RE: Get a Life reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2005 8:13 PM
hey. go fuck ass you fart holl. i hate yoour fukin ass,.. go sniff penis yu pansy ass-fucking shitterf
RE: Get a Life reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 23, 2005 8:09 AM
You obviously don't know how this site operates. Since this is a popular issue: a lot of people come by and leave an anonymous comment.
For you to come here and press your opinion on us is just ignorent, you must think you're a saint.
But please get a life yourself if you have no constructive arguments to give.
As for the topic: 1) SuperShadow has no official endorsement and is never to be trusted. It's a simple obsessed fansite who is decieving all.
2) Lucas originally planned a nine episode long story but reduced the ending of number nine to six.
3) Lucas was planning to make a movie about the KotOR timeline but has now in mind that he might make a television show about that too if the other one becomes a success.
4) Nothing has been confirmed of another movie and he sure as hell will not continue for after episode 6 because it will go against the approved EU canon.
5) Nothing is sure, just wait and see. They'll focus on the television series first and sure as hell don't have scripts laying around for after twenty years on public access.
so reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 23, 2005 1:51 PM
so when will the t.v. show come out?
The Riddler returns reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 23, 2005 8:44 PM
Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Many people dislike me. But all I do is riddle. It's as though all the people on here are fat men with a round middle. As for Supershadow. bah. he doesnt know what he's talking about. But you people dissapoint me. You make me pout. Why would the riddler come on to this petty website. well I'll tell you. It is to show my intellectual might. You people make rumors. You people most likely have tumors. And at the end of the year. Is this what you really want? Making rumors and getting tumors. Christmas is on Sunday. A Star Wars convention is one day. so take my advice. Get a life. And forget about Star Wars for at least the Christmas night.
Merry Christmas
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 24, 2005 12:24 PM
What the F... StarWars isnt real, this.. no.. it,.. can't be true, its impossisable... Nooooooooooooo!!!!
Merry Christmas!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 24, 2005 4:35 PM
Merry Christmas to all my little assholes. Who I suffered for a whole year telling you the truth the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy and yet you still deny me. Well Baaa Humbug!!! May the Force be with me and not you. As the Saga continues in
THE FALLEN HERO
THE REPUBLIC IN CIRSIS
VICTORY OF THE FORCE
Merry Christmas, losers!!! Hahahaha ~SS
Santa Claus reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 25, 2005 6:32 AM
Mickey you have been a bad little boy this year so Santa says no fx lightsaber, no action figures and definately no collector edition jar jar coins or cups. You need to stop lying and maybee next year Santa will bring you a straight jacket and some prozac, Ho Ho HO HO, Merry Christmas to one and all in Shadowscourge may all your Christmas Wishes come true keep up the good fight against the lost soul suttle. Happy Holidays. CO.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2005 10:42 AM
\/\/4h4h4h4h4h4!111111 R!DDL3r AnD SuP3rSH4D0\/\/, J00 VAder H4T3rs R TEH SUXX00Rz!!
|/\|/\|UH4a4H4h4h4hHAAHH!! Ph34r MYh ?B3R L33t H4XX00Rz SK!LLz, I R OlDsK00l!!
SW H4T3Rz: J00 nubs, I 4T3 J00r R4/\/\3n N00Dl3z!!
MUHAAHHAHAHA!!!! I R0X00Rz J00R S0XX00Rz!!1!11@!@!!@
Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2005 7:42 PM
j00 pwn3d so 50 hrdkr! i n3\/3|2 54\/\/ 5uc|-| 1337 5k|115 b4! rorororororlolol0xx0rz! j00 pwn3d 411 teh pe0p13ez0rrz
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2005 2:58 AM
I can only pick up some of your guys new language how about giving me a translation. Thanks.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2005 7:55 AM
It's the ?ber elite hacker speech.
The Mickey Suttle believers and Vader haters are definately pwned.
Think of it.. By constantly returning to defy common sense, these guys must be desperate.
To the people who still believe SuperShadow: SuperShadow is fake, get over it.
RE: Merry Christmas!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2005 10:50 AM
Shut up Mickey you little lieing butt blister biter.
Did you get that pocket asshole for xmas? A pocket pussy is too good for you.
Maybe what you realy need is a good ass kicking from George, if you keep mis-quoteing him he's gonna send a bubba to kick yer ass.
And you need to come up with some new whore pix for your site, the paint job you did on the site line on those new pix is sloppy.
Ih dont see any half naked chicks on Starwars.com, and since you alledgedly have so much influence there how about some kissing lesbians?
And by the way did you finaly move out of mamas basement? I hear Hickory N.C is looking for a new village idiot.
Merry Xmas bitch face- DZ
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2005 3:33 PM
ok, w/e guys, thoes wierd swipes on the bottom of Supershadow's GIRLFRIEND pictures are prolly the date/location which some digital camras put in, rather than a porn url.....duh.....derrrr...
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2005 3:34 PM
Why does Sidious show such concern for Anakin when he finds him on Mustafar? (SuperShadow: Palpatine loves Anakin like the son he never had. Anakin was loyal to Palpatine when Anakin could have allowed Mace Windu to kill Palpatine.) Palpatine really seems to care about him (beyond needing an apprentice, I mean). Also does Vader ever go back to Mustafar to see where his "accident" happened? (SuperShadow: Vader never returns to Mustafar or Tatooine. Go figure.) Happy Holidays to all the faithful SS fans like myself! (SuperShadow: Happy Holidays? What are your some kind of psycho liberal commie? It?s Merry Christmas. We?re celebrating the birth of Christ, who will save us from the Anti-Christ.)
AWESOME GO SS!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2005 3:35 PM
i and 50% sure supershadow is for-real, but i also have my guard up....
http:\\www.supershadow.com
wtf reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2005 9:00 PM
those were the most pointless posts ever!
F Mickey! (Although the liberal commie comment was very amusing) but I have a message for SuperDickMick and all his followers for the new Year of 2006:
j00 suxx0rz! i will pwn you. so hrdkr. so watch it, bastards
-Darth Crimson
Supershadow info is fake reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2005 2:48 AM
read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SuperShadow
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2005 10:36 AM
I take it you are, like all of SS fans a 10 year old, or you are Mickey himself.
Give me a break, it would make more sense to leave the date and time on the pix so that those like Shadowscourge could not use the evidence against him.
Do not attempt to justify anything that SS does, there is too much "truth" against him.
Do yourself a favor, instead of going to Supershadow.com do the research then you will have the knowledge as to why there are groups such as Shadowscourge.-Darth Zoom
RE: whatever part 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2005 10:45 AM
There can be no 50%, there is only 100%.
Go find one of his documentaries.
Find reference to him in a making of Starwars program.
Go find him in the credits of a movie.
When you are finished, you will find as all others have that you have been duped,lied to and possibly screwed over.
Then come talk to Shadowscourge.- Darth Zoom
Reasons for Episodes VII-XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2005 2:18 PM
1. There is money to be made.
2. A new generation of Star Wars movies for fans for the upcoming decade.
2. Trilogy of Trilogies as promised by GL years ago.
4. Trilogy I(Prequels) Trilogy II(classics) Trilogy III(Sequels)
Trilogy IV(Miscellaneous)
5. New plantes to visit like Concord Dawn, Corillia, Whill, Mon Calamari
6. People want more Star Wars
7. Star Wars was ment be movies
8. Time for the Dark Jedi and Mandalorians to do battle with the Jedi of the New Republic in the NJO.
9. The Sequel Trilogy is the conclusion to the Skywalker saga and reveals how the Dark Side is defeated permenetly.
10. Clones of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker would be cooler and more deadly then the real Darth Vader but not as powerful as the real Luke Skywalker.
11. We need to see Mara Jade, Kyle Katarn, Ben Skywalker and Anakin Solo.
12. GL doesn't even need to make the last 6 movies just let someone else to make them.
13. Harrison, Billy, Carrie and Mark are at their perfect ages to be Han, Lando, Leia and Luke again for the Sequels, with Episode VII taking place 30 years after Episode VI-ROTJ.
14. We get to see how powerful Leia is as a Jedi and how far Luke as become all powerful since the Star Wars Trilogy(IV,V,VI).
15. The sequels will feature the Jedi from the old republic as ghost when the Dark Side is defeated at the end of Episode IX-VOTF by Luke and Company on Yavin IV. The Prequel gang and Classic gang together combined as one Sequel gang.
16. Roger Eupert believe there will be more Star Wars movies wether it by Lucas or someone else. The saga will continue.
17. Also Episodes I-VI would be Volume I of the Star Wars saga adn Episodes VII-XII would be volume II of the Star Wars saga.
Reasons You're gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2005 7:07 PM
1. Your a fag
2. You love men
2. You have gay sex.
4. Trilogy I(Nude Men) Trilogy II(classic men)
Trilogy III(Sucking men)
Trilogy IV(Bisexual Men, but mostly gay)
5. New homos to visit like Mickey Suttle, Supershadow.com
6. You want more man-ass
7. You were meant to be gay
8. Time for Mickey Suttle and everyone else to come out of the closet!
9. The Suck men Trilogy is the story of how you are such a flaming faggot
10. Clones of gay men will infiltrate your bed and Stick it in your butt
11. You need to see more men in your bed.
12. Mickey wants your body
13. Mickey Suttle is the perfect age to bend him over and rape his ass.
14. You get to see how homosexual you really are.
15. The movies will feature you being a butt fucker
16. Mickey Suttle believes he is so 50 hrdkr, rage on! (cocksucker)
17. Also Episodes I-VI would be Volume I of the queer saga and Episodes VII-XII would be volume II of the Queer Saga.
-Darth Crimson
RE: Reasons You're gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2005 7:09 PM
Look, some of your reasons aren't even reasons, they are bullshit that comes from SS.com, such as what the movies will feature and what they are about. Sure you could make the argument that we still have yet to see certain characters and planets, but just because people want it, doesn't mean it's going to happen, and it sure as HELL doesn't mean that Mickey Suttle will have ANYTHING to do with it. I'm not saying there is DEFINITELY no more Star Wars, i'm just saying your reasons are rediculous, and you are obviously corrupted by the gay side of the force with Mickey Suttle.
-Darth Crimson
you guys...(wagging finger) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2005 9:16 PM
I think the amount of cussing on this website is despicable. I don't think the fcc would approve. In fact I know they wouldn't. I think you guys should stop. And if you want to ge in a civilized argument with me here's my email.
pitaguruactivist@yahoo.com
And please so I know you actually got this message to type in 18253828 beofre you start your message. That is all. And stop using such improper foul language!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2005 3:12 AM
Go Fuck yourself you stupid fuck fuck, if you don't like it get the hell off the internet and stop being such an idiot, get of the computer and get to church you commie loving, free speach hating, liberal, bastard, if i want to say fuck fuck or fuck fuck fuck I will say it, if you dont' like it go elsewhere.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2005 6:32 AM
almost all of you are sooo sad, Darth Darth Crimson, you are a fn fudge packer, i man really you have made more gay comments i have ever seen on the internet, which leads me to believe you are a fag yourself. Now listen to me and all you bastards stop swearing, its so annoying, if you want to insult someone, or get your point taken, try to be wise and not some homosexual faggot!!!!!
ps: Darth Darth Crimson, you are a star wars noob, like many star wars "fans". Good Day
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2005 6:35 AM
and yes, episodes 7, 8 and 9 will be made. Wait many years and find out, i can't wait to see what bullshit you all will pull once shadow makes the sequel trilogy. Cya l8tr Star Wars IN00IB$ hehehehehehehe Real fans visit Supershadow.com
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2005 6:36 AM
and thats why its the most visited SW site, its the best! so there.
Whatever,whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2005 1:01 PM
Whatever. Whatever?
Are you a girl?
Thats just the kind of talk you hear from a teenage girl when you tell her that stud she has in her nose looks like a booger, she would say, "whatever".
Look buttbandit, you still havent done the homework on Mickey, if you had you woudent be saying that crap, therefore you must be Mickey himself, its doubtable that there is anyone stupid enuff in the world to actually believe that CRAP, so therefore you must be Mickey or a clone/wannabe.
Good lord I would hate to be you, so desparate for pussy you would put fake girl pix on your site, so longing for attention that you would lie to the kids out there just to get hits on your site.
I fart in your face with the stench of hatred from all starwars fans who would rather see the end of the series then see the superstupid retarded ideas that have been let loose upon the world from the most wretched site imaginable- Supershadow.com.
You are therefore dammed to the vortex of faggots where you will forever suffer the pain of eternal rectal penetration.- Darth Zoom
Happy New Year reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2005 1:16 PM
A happy new year to come to all members of shadowscourge, and to all enemys and haters of Mickey Suttle.
May 2006 see the end of this destructive conflict, and an end to Supershadow.com.
Let us all pray- "Dear Dark Jedi, Mickey is a retard. He is a flameing homo who pretends to like women.
He disrespects women by posting thier pix on his site without asking, he mis-quotes George Lucas everyday, he lies to little kids and gives them false hopes. May he fall into his own black-hole devastator and smell the stench of his own shit lies"- Amen- DZ
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2005 4:35 PM
I am not a girl. I am a star wars fan. I like Episode 3 the best, i think rather than bashing eachother about supershadow and stuff, we should just enjoy the Star Wars movie for what they are. |>34(3 0|_|"]["
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2005 10:44 PM
Well if that is the case, my young friend, why then didn't you just say that in the first place rather than accusing me of being gay? Bitch, I will pwn you!
Call ME Star Wars n00b? HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! I will bet you $900 that I know more about Star Wars than you and Dickmick Supershadow and ALLL His fans put together. A n00b? Heh. You only wish, my young friend. You only wish. Shows how much of a Star Wars fan you are when you promote the fact that you believe in Supershadow.com.
And, fuck!, we will curse as much as we fucking want to!
-Darth Crimson
P.S. Next time, get my name right, asshole.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 31, 2005 10:29 AM
it takes real words to insult, not swearing, swearing indicates a lack of imagination. Now good day star wars noobs! Oh, and what are you all gunna say when shadow makes the sequel trilogy? "uh, yeah" -idiots And you call yourself a Darth, what are you, some fat lonely star wars noob? Thoes that claim they know more often do not know more, why else would you protest so? "Becasue you are afraid of the fact that the wise kid does know more! Drrrrrrr Wow get a life man. Star wars a collection of 4 trilogies, not life. Good Day! The Christian Bible is more important becasue it is the is.
wrong your gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 31, 2005 9:17 PM
I get more chicks in one day then god created earth in 6 days. So your all ideots. Smucks, now I am the master!!! hahahahaha Happy 2014 oops 2006 lets not jump all the way to preproduction of THE FALLEN HERO. hahahaha Still a bunch of losers~SS
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2006 12:22 AM
Well "whatever", its kind of like this. The emembers of Shadowscourge have a hateful streak toward supershadow, one of the strongest on the net. Anyone that comes here and gives an ounce of support for him gets flamed. Its just how it is. Its kinda like getting attacked by starving wild dogs.
You wanna talk starwars?
Cool, theres people here that know more than Supershadow ever will, its been proven, and shadow has been here and admitted that we are smarter about it.
You wanna make friends?
Than denounce Shadow, but you have to be 100% sure. Like I said theres no 50%.
Now go do your homework!-Darth Zoom
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2006 10:13 AM
Oh, noezz!! Teh curse words! God forbid!
Anyway, instead of coming back to be a wiseguy nuisance with SuperShadow quotations and claims, go to one of the thousand SW forums. KMC for example.. You will get bashed terribly for using SS as source or even considering that he is real.
Everyone knows about his ridiculous claims and falsified information.
So you are not a girl, right? You are, however, one of the last SW fans left who desperately believe all the nonsense on his site.
So, either go spout off SS BS somewhere else and get bashed even harder or see the light.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2006 10:14 AM
I really am not sure, SS really has been pulling a lot of BS, ie. the Mirader Empire or something, idk, i am sort of confused as to what is lagit now, i really wish Lucas would somehow tell the world if shadow is lagit or not, so i guess untill that happens, we can't be sure, the only thing that keeps me from not believing in shadow is that he says things about star wars that seem to true and right, he has a way of words, speech, he must have some form of genious/insanity.....possibly the antichrist? I doubt it, but technacalities happen, so as of now i will remain plain and simple, a regular Star Wars fan! And i will keep my guard against shadow.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2006 8:55 PM
Ok, let me start of by saying fuck you Mickey. I missed your last post above. If it werent for that crap about getting chicks i woudent have cussed in this post. Oh yeah, whats the deal with doing it with chicks? Thats horrible!
Why the hell would you wanna do baby chickens!!!!! Stop running around chokeing everyones chickin Mickey!
To whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2006 9:07 PM
Ok, im going to be civil dude. No swearing, no flameing. Ahem, Mickeys site is not real, he is a cabinet maker from Hickory North Carolina.
He is a big Starwars fan, I openly respect that. He knows a "few things" about it. Thats my opinion. I also believe if he tried he could have a good legitamate site. He wont do that, because he is an egotistical socialmaniac. There are so many ideas as to why he does what he does its unreal, go out there and look. Im sorry but theres nothing in what he says to indicate his claims are real other than his word. And why does he insult George all the time? Some friend that is. Just imagine you have been brainwashed by a cult and you have to be de-progammed- Darth Zoom
Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2006 5:24 PM
It seems very obvious to me, Mr. Whatever, that Supershadow is a fake just from reading the George Lucas interview's alone. I don't think Mr. Lucas would ever say something like "It's so easy even an autistic tard could do it." Look at the way SS "answers" questions. Most of the time he says stupid things like "nyet," "your idea will be forwarded to Lucas," "Killer cool idea," or "No time, gotta score. hahaha." He RARELY answers the questions completely sent in by his "fans."
And a side note just for the general public: I would have NO probelm with Mickey's site and even the whole sending him in questions to see what he thinks thing, if he would only admit that it's only a FAN SITE and he DOES NOT KNOW GEORGE LUCAS.
but, since that is a vagary of perception that i have concocted in the most wishful part of my brain, my desires for Mr. Suttle are those of demise and misfortune.
(I hate Mickey, to be blatant about it.)
Darthy Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2006 8:30 AM
There's really no evidence to support SS being for real.
Everything indicates that he's fake and it's probably impossible that his amateuristic site can be taken serious.
-He has no official endorsement of whatsoever.
-It is clear that a rookie programmer has made his site.
-Almost everything he claims to have gotten from Lucas contradicts the real ones words or have never been mentioned anywhere else.
-Lucas isn't an ass as portrayed at SS.com.
-What's up with all those ugly stolen pictures anyway? Most even have links or disclaimers faded out by MsPaint.
-How could an arrogant idiot like 'SuperShadow' constantly bother Lucas everyday with dumb questions? As if Lucas doesn't have a life like Mickey.
-Mickey Suttle (wich is SS real name as he has hidden on his site and registered it on) makes no sense at all with constant nonsense with him being a deity and scoring all the time. He's not credible at all..
-Even his girlfriend pics have been taken off many times because of him being discovered stealing it.
-His claimed documentaries are all non existent except for one (apperantly) but the real man who directed it wasn't really happy with SuperShadow's nonsense.
-With statements like him going to heaven by default and being above the rules clearly indicates that he's insane..
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2006 10:57 AM
Mickey, your comments on your site are your weakness.
You say societys biggest losers on a message board are giving someone misinformation?
Well its kind of like this- I myself only take referance from "oficial" sources.
Not from someones imagination like you. I dont need a site like yours to spread filthy lies about Starwars, you do.
And if you were smart, which your not, the answer to the "Luke and the dark side at Jabbas palace" might sound better as- "Luke had limited training, unlike the Jedi of old who were trained since birth, therefore he has had less training in regards to his actions regarding the use of the force"
But you cant answer like that, you have to attack others as you do in all your comments and so called answers to "fans" questions.
You are an idiot to believe your "fans" will keep returning if you continue to insult them, Lucas would never do that nor would he support such action.
And if you do score as much as you claim, your about due for a scorching case of herpes, the odds are against you.
These are reasons you are failing.
Attack us, and you will be attacked.
There can be no peace until you stop your lieing, contradictions and attacks on Lucas and the fans.
And by the way, if a fan wants to go to work for Lucasfilm as you dont, (dream on)thier chances are better than yours.
Lucasfilm thinks you are a joke.
Its almost time to give you another shot of trivia that only an insider would know.
Oh, and the Mirader empire? Stop it, thats silly! Go have your Dr. adjust your medication your halucinating again!
RE: Happy Holidays to Zoom and Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2006 1:24 PM
Sorry for such a late reply Cory, I hope you did well in all your classes.
Maybe someday there is a Starwars movie or the likes of in your future.
Just keep driving on and good luck in the year 2006- Darth Zoom and Shadowscourge
The Future of Star Wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2006 8:17 PM
-2008: .Star Wars TV show set between REVENGE OF THE SITH(Episode III) and A NEW HOPE(Episode IV)
.An Animated Star Wars tv show based on Star Wars: Clone Wars
-2014: .Preproduction will begin on the Sequel Trilogy with the first Star Wars sequel movie Episode VII titled,"THE FALLEN HERO." To be directed by Ridley Scott.
-2020: The release of STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO worldwide.
-2021: Preproduction begins on on the 8th Star Wars movie Episode VIII titled,"THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS." To be directed by James Cameron.
-2023: the release of STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII-THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS worldwide in theaters.
-2024: preproduction begins for the 9th Star Wars movie Episode IX titled,"VICTORY OF THE FORCE." To be directed by Peter Jackson.
-2026: The release of STAR WARS: EPISODE IX-VICTORY OF THE FORCE worldwide in theatres
-2040: will begin preproduction on the 4th and final Star Wars trilogy Episodes X,XI,XII.
THE END
Supershadow is the best and will be the best now and forever. "FOR HE IS A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW!!!" HERRAY!!!! ALL THE WAY!!!
To Crisis and Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2006 8:44 PM
Hey Darth Crisis and Zoom thanks for replying by the way are you guys fimilar with www.Goons.com they tried to bring down Superasses website down many times why not visit them and all of use plus goons form a galactic rebellion agains Mickey? We can hack into his mainframe computer and upload a deadly virus and finish him for good. I have some computer knowledge on how to do such things. Anyway,"HEY DICKHEAD YOUR GOING DOWN FOR GOOD SS!." Talk soon guys ~Cory
Why!? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2006 9:10 PM
"Why Mr. Anderson, why? Why do you do it? Why get up, why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting FOR something for more than just your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know?"
Words spoken by Agent Smith to Neo at the end of the Matrix Revolutions. And now, Mickey Suttle. I ask you the same thing.
In all honesty, why do you get pleasure in lying to everyone? Why do you keep trying to convince everyone that you are right and so "tres cool" when you know that you just make yourself less and less credible everytime you type on your keyboard? What does this accomplish for you, other than the satisfaction to know that you are tricking a thousand little kids and a handful of non-hardcore star wars fans adults?
This is getting to be ridiculous.
I can't wait until you are proved wrong with the Star Wars Movies.
-Darth Crimson
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 5, 2006 2:35 PM
Cory, please search the above posts, you will find a link to Shadowscourge.
Mickey is that the best you can do? Everybody knows it is bull, everyone that is here talking about you, at one time or another went to your site, said "can this stuff be true?", wanted it to be true, then realized that you are a liar.
And you know what dumbass? Everyone knows when the T.V. show comes on, you must have got that info from some message board, we had it before you did.
You wanna know why Mickey?
There is an insider with Shadowscourge, so therefore you are the loser.
To Scourge, Zoom and Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 7, 2006 9:57 PM
Hey guys you can't believe all the shit that bastered said on supershadow.com. He said that ss.com is the most visited website then any other star wars website other then that ridiculess starwars.com We need to get rid of this asshole. I hate...hate...HATE!!! Mickey Suttle. He pisses me off. I know there will be a real Episode VII,VIII,IX but not from this fraud. I can't stand him why isn't this psycho in jail. All the best may the force be with you guys. Cory
zOMG! Teh Crisis! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 9, 2006 2:26 AM
Here is the link to shadowscourge HQ
And yeah, great how someone again ignored all information as to why SuperShadow makes it all up..
Just what we needed.. Another post stating that within one hundred years there will more Star Wars movies.
Of course it will only take so long because Mickey will be long gone by then.
Happy Birthday To Me! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 9, 2006 11:35 AM
Not only is it my birthday, but a glorious day for Shadowscourge!
Theres been alot of activity today, and Mickey is feeling it for sure, at least in his balls which im sure have shriveled a tad or 2!
PRAISE BE TO SHADOWSCOURGE! KILLER COOL! RAGE ON!- Darth Zoom
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 9, 2006 11:09 PM
Happy Birthday to the wisest of our Dark Jedi. Darth Zoom hope you had a good one, I hate my birthday it always sucks. As for all you Noobs on here, I was posting on this site long before you were born so go blank your selves you stupid blankity blank blanks. Anyway is that better. Mickey your powers are week, Now I am the master, Hickory is only a heartbeat away. Mickey is a liar, liar,liar,liar,liar,liar,liar,liar,liar,liar,liar,liar,liar,liar,liar,liar,liar. He talks about God all the time but it is more like he is the king of lies. Mickey you could be a strong ally for our side if you could be turned, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, Naw will just take down your empire and let you rot in emptiness forever...........
the rock says... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 10, 2006 7:42 AM
and layeth the smacketh down on your candy ass
-Darth Crimson
Sorry SS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 10, 2006 10:20 AM
Thats a lie. Im not. And by the way, he may be a kid, but the results of his actions caused you to re-do most of your profile at Myspace, which looks a little like damage control.
Now, I wont do this often, however there is a change on your site which deserves some merit- You are a little nicer to your fans.
Thats an improvment if there ever was one, lets just see if it lasts.
Now all you have to do is try try try to be a little more honest, as was stated above, you could be a powerful ally.
But until then, see you on the battlefield- Darth Zoom.
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 10, 2006 11:00 AM
Lucas is a liar. I am a Star Wars fan from when the original films were first released. He stated (I believe in a Starlog interview) that the stories was in nine parts and he picked the middle trilogy because it had the best story. The fact that he intented 9 films originally is corroborated by the Lucasfilm sanctioned Scriptbooks for Episodes 4-6, where the Premiere Magazine editor - in his commentary in each scriptbook - talks about Lucas' plans to make a third trilogy that will follow Episode 6. Lucas is a liar.
RE: damn supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 10, 2006 10:21 PM
I think you should learn to spell before you start using abusive language!
RE: damn supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 11, 2006 1:46 PM
Shut up!
RE: Star Balls episode: eat shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 12, 2006 10:52 AM
yo mother fucker!!!
suck yoda's sorry dick!! but don't suck to much!!
Re: to all you FUCKERS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 12, 2006 10:55 AM
suck chewbacca's dick, but don't suck to much mother fucker!!!
RE: I wanna BE Ben Skywalker. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 12, 2006 10:57 AM
sure, to be Ben, suck his dick!!!
RE: damn supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 12, 2006 10:59 AM
no, pleae do me a favor and shut the fuck up , and stick a dick in your mouth!!!
wtf reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 12, 2006 4:37 PM
what the hell is going on? This place is getting lame with spammers like all you.
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 12, 2006 9:25 PM
why are you people commenting on things that were posted over two years ago
Why not? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2006 11:38 AM
Because its fun, now go play hopscotch on the freeway- DZ
Zoomlord reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2006 1:35 PM
Is there a Zoomlord on this forum?
RE: Why not? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 14, 2006 10:28 AM
I think he meant: "Why are there people responding to extremely old comments left behind wich they will never read anyway?"
Simple... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 14, 2006 4:10 PM
Because we can.
RE: Zoomlord reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2006 10:29 AM
Who wants to know?- Zoomlord.
3rd triology reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2006 2:29 PM
i heard princess leah (or however its spelt)
is the new jedi
RE: 3rd triology reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2006 10:22 PM
she is a jedi in the books, yes.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2006 3:39 AM
I reclaim this thread in the name of Shadowscourge a black plauge on all of you spammers death to Mickey Suttle the worse thing to happen to Starwars since well, since ever, Mickey you an eat a big fat cock you flaming faggot, you know nothing about Starwars and never well, you are one with the gayside and we will never beleive a word you say, I would like to dedicate this post to the old school crew, Darth Elway, Drunklightsaber, Darth Crisis, Darth Beck, Darth Zoom, Shin Garuda and Darth Crimson and any others that keep the faith Starwars forever always and forever the battle will rage on forever against mick the little dick may he rest in pieces..love to all of Shadowscourge down with the spammers, burn them all to hell, Dtheatre is Shadowscourge forver, and Cory we know you are a double agent so kiss our ass Mickey you are a weak ass bitch so just end your site so we can move on with our lives , join us or die, as Luke would say, we are coming to Hickory if you don't stop this nonsense, theend bitch
Destroy the fag... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2006 10:21 AM
we must. - ShinGaruda (I'm thinking of a "Darth" name...)
Revelation reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2006 1:34 PM
Darth Zoom is Zoomlord.
In the summer of 2001 Zoomlord began to realize that what he was reading on Supershadow may not have been real. After some research and a call to an insider he learned the truth.
An attempt was made to contact Supershadow to make a possible alliance, Zoomlord being a life long fan since 1977 saw that there was room for some improvment at SS and that some of the content was one sided such as a hatred for the OT, but SS refused to return his mail.
He began a lone crusade to sway those who would believe the content was real.
In the fall of 2005 he joined Shadowscourge, a group opposed to SS lies, taking a new name, Darth Zoom.
Zoom believes Mickey deserves some credit for the hard work and dedication he puts into his site which can only be time consuming and makes one wonder, "how can he ever find time to score?"
However, until there is proper evidence that the content at SS is 100% Lucas content the battle will continue.
The younger starwars fan-base cannot be allowed to believe the remarks there are direct remarks made by Lucas since it taints the very vision written by its actual creater George Lucas.
A referance was made above as to if there a zoomlord here. Yes there is, and I am an authority in regards to the canon involved regarding the movies and any future Starwars projects, therefore anyone with questions regarding Starwars related material may ask any member of shadowscourge here in this forum, joining shadowscourge if one is invited is also encouraged.
May the force be with you, always- Darth Zoom.
One Piece reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2006 12:33 PM
Hey have y'all ever heard of One Piece. I just love it. I think Roronoa Zolo is the Sexiest guy alive!!! I don't care what any of y'all's opinion is i still will love him anyway. ONE PIECE RULZ!!! P.S. Zolo is sexy!!
My piece reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2006 1:38 PM
There is only one piece and that is my piece, for I have the biggest piece of them all.
supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2006 8:29 PM
come on guys just leave supershadow alone its the same bull shit everyday just get on with your lives. Just leave the guy alone. Supershadow is a great guy and one day I'm going to see his films he made. You can count on that.
Still excited about THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS and VICTORY OF THE FORCE. Can't wait May 2020 is going to be a great year for Star Wars.
Friendly neighborr Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2006 8:01 AM
No, man. You should wait until the year 2078, then we'll have a SuperShadow movie party, I promise!
All the promised movies will be released by then because he was too busy because of scoring! But I promise that you will all see the movies in 2078.
Just wait and see!!!
Darth Crimsonxx0rz reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2006 10:49 AM
You're sadly mistaken. you're never going to see his films. Because they don't exist.
- Darth Garuda reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2006 8:55 PM
I'm VERY skeptical that there are this many fans of SuperShadow. If you really believe MICKEY SUTTLE, you're the most gullible and retarded person to ever live.
Well... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2006 9:13 PM
I think this controversy has been blown out of proportion. Mickey Suttle is just an average guy like you and me who trick gullible losers. It is impressive how many people believe him. He is gay himself though. We all know this. Yet you people who continually discredit him are losers yourself. What I'm trying to say is that everyone on this site is a geek and I regret coming here. But just to let you know. You might remember me as the dreaded Riddler. Yes it was me. My real name is Peter Johnson. Please heed my words.
Its going to happen reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2006 10:42 PM
There not his films there GLs and Lucas is going to let Supeshadow make them.
Star Wars: Episode VII-The Fallen Hero in May 2020
- Darth Garuda reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2006 8:53 PM
FOR THE LAST MOTHERFUCKING, COCK-SUCKING, PEDOPHILE-BLOWING, CUNT-LICKING TIME!!!! PROVE THAT SUPERSHADOW IS REALLY GEORGE LUCAS'S BEST FRIEND! PROVE IT! DO IT!
- Darth Garuda reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2006 8:54 PM
COMMON, DO IT!!!
RE: Its going to happen reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2006 10:55 AM
It is not. Put the pipe down and wake up.
If he were working for Lucas the world would know it.
And no, we wont let it rest until the lies stop-Darth Zoom.
k reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2006 3:18 PM
k
The world today reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2006 3:36 PM
This has nothing to do with the subject but you people do know about Nazis. Yes, they did terrible things but isn't there the chance if they would've won there just might be a utopia? I mean what they did was wrong but the ending could've been good. And what about this here KKK. Yeah they're bad. But in the end...are they really that bad? I mean what harm did they do except for a few things? Yeah...
RE: The world today reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2006 6:11 AM
sounds like something dickmick would make up in a GL "interview"
RE: The world today reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2006 10:40 AM
Maybe what you need to do is a little research on why the nazi scum did what they did.
Then come back and discuss that topic a little further.
As far as the KKK?
A gang of retards.
America belonged to Indians long ago, we, the non-american indians took the land from them.
If the KKK, which is white, there is no doubt,doesent like others of different colour here, it is they who should go back to Ireland, England or where-ever they came from.
The fact is, the only real Americans are the Indians that existed here before the rest of us took over.
As far as the black man goes- They need to get over it and move on with life, most of us white men are more than willing to co-exist with them, however the more they spout thier hatred of what our ancesters did long ago the more friction they cause, the more they protest the further away they push themselves.
So the hell with the KKK, they can kiss my white ass, I would kill them if they were to come to my town.
Nazi scum will forever be hunted down and hanged.
The Muslim world should learn to accept the other different cultures as well, as long as we have hatred our world will only sink further into the toilet of hell.- DZ
- Hello, it si me, Crisis! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2006 1:06 PM
OH NOEZZ!! A very educated young man came here telling us of his suspiscions of Mickey being gay and then being all witty by saying "Har Har Har! You are all losers for leaving messages on this page, and I am not a loser because I regret it and you don't AND I HAVE KISSED A GIRL ONCE!!!!"
and then we get some stoned message like "Hmm.. If the nazi's might have won, we could be living in a utopia right now and about the KKK, is asshole behavior really asshole behavior and is water really water and what is the meaning of life?"
The answer to your questions is this: Acceptation.
1. Accept us coming here occasionally when bored to discuss a very cool subject like SuperShadow.
2. Accept the rules of nature and accept reality. So yes, killing people or burning people isn't right, it is not even justified for a greater good or wacky LSD theories.
Oh no! The riddler!!
RE: - Hello, it si me, Crisis! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2006 9:27 PM
Well. I'm sure you are very happy that you have kissed your mom. Yes she is a girl and technically you did so i give you props. But I think most guys would be ore proud of kissing a girl of almost the same age and not related to them. That's your problem. And the for the Nazi thing. That is just praticing free speech. I may be opposed to it. But this is America. And for saying eveyrbody who writes on here is a loser. YOU were just writing on this website right? Well. Your opinions are wrong and you are, in my mind, a very ignorant person.
RE: - Hello, it si me, Crisis! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2006 9:46 PM
No proof. Morons. - Darth Garuda
RE: - Hello, it si me, Crisis! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2006 6:27 AM
Well. I'm sure you are very happy that you have kissed your mom. Yes she is a girl and technically you did so i give you props.
Oh wow, what a nice fantasy for you to use when you're alone in bed again tonight, but that is all: fantasy.
But I think most guys would be ore proud of kissing a girl of almost the same age and not related to them. That's your problem.
Yeah, after debating with each other for months, you have finally figured out my problem. You know me so well, you must gay!
And the for the Nazi thing. That is just praticing free speech. I may be opposed to it. But this is America.
Well, you may pratice your speech freely. I encourage you to do so, your practice (oops, I spelled it right!) will finally make perfect.
Maybe you could even lay off the drugs too and make some normal sense out of the world and its history.
And for saying eveyrbody who writes on here is a loser. YOU were just writing on this website right? Well. Your opinions are wrong and you are, in my mind, a very ignorant person.
What are you talking about? Who are you? Are you not the same guy who previously said that everybody talking about SuperShadow were losers?
And what's with the informing me of your opinion about my intelligence? I have only seen defeated men go through the trouble of doing that.
-Until next time! Your buddy: Chris.
The grand hallucinations of Suttle reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2006 7:28 AM
Mickey has decided that his fake GL interviews should include this:
Are you going to assist SuperShadow at all for Episodes 7 - 9 or is he going to be flying solo? Thanks and have a nice day.
George Lucas: I will serve as the Executive Producer for the sequel trilogy. This means I will have final script approval and I will provide the monetary financing for the films. SuperShadow will do all the real work. Shadow will hire the directors and be in charge of incorporating as many fan ideas as possible into the final draft of the scripts. SuperShadow is the foremost genius I have ever been around. Shadow has the brains of Aristotle, the charisma of Jim ?Kool Aid? Jones, the martial arts prowess of Jackie Chan, the godlike looks of a super model and the luck of John Cleese.
In other words, I firmly believe that Shadow is the single greatest Human being who has ever existed. His genius is why the prequel trilogy surpassed the accomplishments of the old films in every way possible. If we had SuperShadow.com back in the 1970's, Star Wars would have made $ 700 million dollars instead of only $ 300 million dollars. Shadow and the fans have ideas that are so stellar that it is hard to fathom the level of intelligence it takes to conceive of such grand ideas. I want to take a second to thank Shadow from the bottom of my heart for all his sacrifice and strenuous work he has done over the past ten years. Shadow is the best thing to ever happen to Star Wars.
Discuss please...
Stoicindifferent
Diss-custingly interesting. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2006 2:18 PM
The only thing missing in what Mickey had to say about himself is that George wants to make mad intense love to him for being the most single important retard known to the civilized world.
I believe sir, that at one time you stated that Mr. Suttle has a burning case of ADD.
Im more inclined to believe its burning rectal brain-farts, caused by a desparate attempt at a losing battle to keep his fans.
Cory, im sure your reading this and should know alot about that, pass it to yer buddy.
Now, as far as losers are concerned- Anyone that believes that nothing but losers come here should know this- I myself own a 2003 gas hog Dodge Durango, and when im really horny for speed, a mint 1987 Nissan 300zx. I own my house, screw my wife when I want and have a great lookin kid.
Starwars is a side hobby that I have been involved with since 1977. Since I cannot live in the dark ages and relish in some crusade I choose to come here and rag on Supershadow to my hearts whim, for he is a lieing little weiner-weasel.
There is no shame if you are a Shadow fan and want to tell us how much you want to rub your face in his ass-crack, im sure he could use a few new butt-wipers. With all that said, im sure that by the time 20-something comes around and George still has not givin crap to SS except a thanks for the laff's note, you supporters will be just that- SS nut supporters.
Yours truly, the great and mighty dark jedi of the net- DARTH ZOOM
RE: - Hello, it si me, Crisis! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2006 4:21 PM
How would you know if I was th guy who called them losers or not?
RE: - Hello, it si me, Crisis! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2006 9:47 AM
Who the hell are you??
But anyway, he knows when to shut up, so don't worry.
h reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2006 10:57 AM
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RE: - Hello, it si me, Crisis! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2006 11:01 AM
I am a guy with strong opinion. Tell me how you would know if I said that everybody on this sight was losers or not? That is untrue.
Star Wars tv show reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2006 11:46 AM
coming November 2007
STAR WARS: DARK TIMES
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2006 11:45 PM
Alas! *@#!!*@!
RE: - Hello, it si me, Crisis! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2006 7:30 AM
I am a guy with strong opinion. Tell me how you would know if I said that everybody on this sight was losers or not? That is untrue.
Then why are you discussing it? Either way, if you have something to say, be a man and do it.
Because saying you have a strong opinion and then stating nothing is not very impressive.
-Your pal, Darth Crisisisis.
ooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2006 2:51 AM
The George Lucas Interviews at SuperShadow.com
Sunday, February 5, 2006
The world is delighted by your imagination and I'm your wellwisher and I will always wish that may the Force be with you. Sir, I have got an idea. You can include a scene in victory celebration (Return of the Jedi) where at Naboo some flowers are dropped on Padme's grave. Thanks for Star Wars and please reply. Your no.1 fan from India. Guneet.
George Lucas: Your idea is a good one. No doubt about that. I?ve thought about getting Padme involved with the Naboo celebration, but I have never really found a satisfying way to pull this off. I don?t really want to show her grave because her name would be in Naboo so nobody would even know we were showing Padme?s grave because the Naboo alphabet is completely different from English. I guess I could have Padme whisper something like: ?Anakin, you are still good,? during the Return of the Jedi battle between Luke Skywalker and Vader. As it stands now, Padme will probably never have a major role in the old films.
Willow II and III. What were they going to be? I'm sure they would have been great.
George Lucas: I envisioned Willow as a trilogy. Willow 2 and 3 were going to focus on the search for an enchanted orb, which had many secret powers. The villain would be a mystical entity from the Great East. This entity would be multi-dimensional and exist on a higher plain of existence. Willow and Madmartigan would have been the main characters. The terrible thing about Willow is that it was a total box-office dud. It pulled in about $ 50 million dollars in the United States. We lost a lot of money on that one. It nearly ruined Ron Howard?s career. It took him two years to get another chance to direct after the Willow fiasco. I?m glad I didn?t ruin his career. I thought we had another Raiders of the Lost Ark, but I was wrong. Instead we produced a mammoth failure like Howard the Duck and Radioland Murders.
Dear Mr. Lucas, I want to thank you for making the best saga of all times. I mean it is even better than Frank Herbert?s Dune and Tolkien?s the Lord of the Rings. I am besides Star Wars a big fan of anime films like Akira, Ghost in Shell and the Dragon Ball Z saga and Frank Herbert?s Dune saga, but none of those could compare to greatness of Star Wars. Tell me what is your favorite anime and was Dune partly an inspiration for you in making Star Wars. Thank you, Mr. Lucas, for making my life better.
George Lucas: Thanks for the kind words. I?m excited to have such a passionate fan such as yourself. Tolkien?s work of fiction is very disappointing. It?s basically three books about two short people walking around all the time trying to destroy some ring. Peter Jackson had to change Tolkien?s books significantly in order to make the story interesting enough for film. Dune is also another one that will put you to sleep. People living in a desert searching for spice is really boring. I have to admit that the idea for Tatooine comes from Dune. However, I made my barren world much more interesting than anything seen in Dune. My favorite anime projects would have to be Takira?s Storm Robot Challenge, the 1970's version of Battle of the Planets and Osaki?s Planet of the Doomed Warrior Elite. I don?t have a lot of time to spend watching TV, but I do enjoy a little anime every month or so.
Hello George, thanks for the movies and for something me and my son can enjoy as my father did with me. My question is was it Anakin's frustration that finally did him in? Or just Anakin?s overconfidence because Obi-Wan took everything he had. Also why was Obi-Wan always on the defensive side. Why didn't Obi-Wan show an attack points he was sent there to do a job and he was always on the D. Was it because Obi-Wan knew that the will of the Force was with him and he would be O.K.? Or was it he couldn't attack his brother? God bless. Troy.
George Lucas: Anakin succumbed to the dark side for several reasons. First, Anakin was frustrated with the Jedi?s inability to accept his superiority over all other Jedi. Second, Obi-Wan circumvented Anakin?s progress towards greatness. Third, Anakin wanted a kind of unlimited power that the light side could not offer. These three factors allowed Sidious to trick Anakin into joining the dark side. If the Jedi had acknowledged Anakin as the best Jedi ever, had gotten Obi-Wan off Anakin?s back and allowed Anakin to do whatever he pleased, then the fall of the Jedi and Old Republic at the hands of the Sith probably wouldn?t have occurred.
Obi-Wan was on the defensive at Mustafar because he didn?t really believe he needed to kill Anakin. Obi-Wan loved Anakin like a brother. Obi-Wan was essentially the only father Anakin ever knew. Obi-Wan held on to the belief that Anakin could be turned back to the good. The only reason Obi-Wan defeated Anakin was because Anakin gave Obi-Wan no other choice.
Hi Mr. Lucas, a big fan here. You mentioned you wanted to have a huge battle with hundreds of Jedi and Dark Jedi. What about something like Massive, used by Weta? Wouldn't something like that (except instead of swords, you'd beef it up with Force powers and light sabers, etc.) be technically possible within the next 2 - 3 years with technology progressing as fast as it does?
George Lucas: What a naive mind you have. Weta is one of the worst special-effects houses in the world. Massive is a very primitive tool to produce digital effects. The battles in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy all look like something made by a kindergartner. Massive only looks half-way decent when the fighters are extremely small and the camera is pulled way back. We need a revolutionary system that will allow us close up pans of hundreds of warriors. No such technology exists in the present day. It will be another ten years before ILM develops the necessary special effects to capture my vision. Please don?t waste my time with amateurish ways of film making.
Dear George, I know that you may not be able to read this as you will be completely swamped with other fan mail. I only have 4 questions. 1 - Who was the original Sith Lord? 2 - If Leia and Han Solo had light sabres, what colour would they be? 3 - Do you think making Episodes 7, 8 and 9 into films will dampen a otherwise great series of films? And finally 4 - Did Palpatine have any children? Thank you for your time reading my post. Yours, Aaron Osman.
George Lucas: For official information about the first Sith, you need to read the History of the Jedi and Sith section of SuperShadow.com. Leia would prefer a pink light-saber blade color. This would be permissible under Luke?s relaxed Jedi Code. Han would want a blueish-gold tinted light-saber blade. He would want something unique. Episode 7 to 9 bring the Star Wars saga to a complete triumphant conclusion. As long as the dark side exists, the story never really ends for the Skywalkers. The only way to bring the story of Luke and Anakin to a fitting conclusion is to actually show the final destruction of the dark side. Palpatine never had any children because they would be a threat to him.
Dear Mr. Lucas. I am Chris from England and I love Star Wars. My life has been impacted by the films as I watch all the films during each week. I have a couple of questions for you here on SuperShadow. Firstly - I know in the USA that there was a few spin off TV programs made soon after Return of the Jedi which are never shown here in England. Will these ever be released on DVD/Video? Secondly in Revenge of the Sith it was told that Qui-Gon Jinn made himself immortal. Wouldn't it have been cool to here Qui-Gon Jinn talk to Yoda? I hope you answer these questions Mr. Lucas. You are a Total Legend, the most influential guy in my life!
George Lucas: I?m glad you are so supportive. Watching the films each week is a tremendously fulfilling accomplishment. You are one of the true die-hard fans that make me so proud. Continue to follow your Star Wars ways. The U.K. market is really tiny. There are only about 60 something million people in your country. It?s not economically feasible to release our entire Star Wars library in your country. You need to visit some British web sites that sell U.S. Star Wars products so that you can get the material you are missing. We toyed with the idea of having Qui-Gon and Yoda speak to each other during Revenge of the Sith. We tested this for one particular scene, but it really didn?t work. I thought it was best to leave the Jedi vanishing trick as a mystery. Something the fans could debate forever. There is no need to remove all the mysteries from the films.
Dear Mr. Lucas, I am your biggest fan. Same goes for my two older brothers aged 20 and 17. I'm 16 years old. In my opinion, Star Wars is like the best thing to happen in the history of this Earth. Anyway, I probably sound like a stalker. Lol! I want to be a film maker as well. And I like your idea of going independent so that the film is COMPLETELY yours. My question though is how did you get started? Financially. Or even mentally. But mainly financially. I wanna make independent films so I am IN CHARGE of the gold as they say. But I get worried about how much harder independent would be. Thanks so much for your time, Mr. Lucas.
George Lucas: Thanks for being such a wonderful fan. Having stalkers just means you have made a huge impact on this planet. I?m honored that you wish to become a fellow film maker. Being an independent film maker in Hollywood is extremely difficult. For financial reasons, I couldn?t start out as an independent because I lacked the resources to finance my own films. Even after American Graffiti made me a multi-millionaire, I still didn?t have enough money to finance Star Wars all by myself.
I had the mind set to be on my own, but I simply lacked the cash. The surprising success of Star Wars finally gave me the kind of money I needed to break free from the iron-grip of the major studio system. Fortunately, I was able to swindle 20th Century Fox by getting the sequel and merchandising rights to Star Wars. You may wonder how I pulled off such a deal, but back in the 1970's sequels and merchandising rights to science-fiction films were worthless. Fox actually thought they were ripping me off because I took such a small salary in order to get those rights and a large percentage of the net box-office gross.
I don?t think any film maker on the way up could make that kind of deal today. Right now, the studios won?t give you any ancillary rights that might potentially be worth something. You have a long road to independence in film making. You will have to start out as a slave of Hollywood. If you make financially successful films, you might earn enough money so that one day you can break free and finance your own films. I don?t envy the arduous road you have ahead. Few will be able to make it in today?s situation. I wish you the best.
What would have happened if Obi-Wan had battled Darth Sidious instead of Anakin? Would Obi-Wan have defeated Sidious (since he is more powerful) and would Yoda have beaten Anakin? Would the galaxy still be in peace and prosperity? Please e-mail me at (e-mail address omitted).
George Lucas: Obi-Wan fought Dooku twice and lost both times. If Obi-Wan couldn?t defeat Dooku, then he would have little hopes against Sidious. Yoda likely would have killed Anakin because Yoda did not have the same kind of bond with Anakin that Obi-Wan had. Without Anakin, Sidious would have had a tougher time taking down the Jedi and Old Republic. However, Sidious would have found a replacement for Anakin and the same outcome would have transpired. The Empire would still exist. With Anakin gone, there would have been nobody to save Luke Skywalker from Sidious. The Sith might have reigned for a very long time if Anakin had been killed during Revenge of the Sith.
George Lucas you rock! I am a big, big fan of all Star Wars. I know many things from you. I wonder what you think about new space films that are not good like Star Wars? What do you say to bad film makers?
George Lucas: There are no bad films. The only bad films are the ones that don?t get made. I?ve made several films that are considered low quality by many people, but I?m glad I still made those films. You learn a lot from failure. Once you taste massive box-office disaster, you tend to enjoy the successes a little bit more. I still don?t understand why Star Wars has such a large following. Star Wars is practically the only science-fiction franchise that can earn so much money. I don?t know why this is so. However, you need to appreciate all ?space films.? It is a miracle getting any film made so appreciate what few science-fiction films we have.
SS the Nazi sympathyser reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2006 4:05 AM
If you go to the SS GL "interview" section and go to the third page of that archive you will find this statement:
GL, I play Star Wars Galaxies and I have joined the Empire. In one of your previous comments you said a storm trooper must be pretty much bloodthirsty. I was curious. Do you think there was anyone in the Empire that was a 'good guy'? Like a Star Wars version of Schindler's List. Aquara, Scylla Galaxy. P.S. Star Wars Galaxies is a great game. SOE deserves an 'ATTA BOY.'
George Lucas: I?m glad you are a paying member of the online game. I really do appreciate the large-scale stream of income we get from that project. It?s one of the most profitable Star Wars spinoffs. I would have to say that not all storm troopers were pure evil. Most of the Nazis were good guys who were just misunderstood. Hitler probably wasn?t as bad as history claims. History is written by the winners. And since we won the war, our historians tend to over-sensationalize the things that Hitler did. Perhaps he did cause the death of 50 million people. However, I would like to think that deep down inside Hitler thought he was doing what was morally right. Hitler thought he was being guided by God. He thought it was his manifest destiny to rule the world. So in the final analysis, I?m sure the Empire had many officers and soldiers who were kind hearted just like many of the Nazis.
So Mickey Suttle is a Nazi as well as a fraud!! Mind you... North Carolina does have its fair share of racist weirdos and Suttle is one of them...
Discuss...
Stoicindifferent
SS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2006 4:15 AM
Super Shadow when abbreviated is "SS"...
So I think that he must be a closet Nazi, racist geek...
He probably has a blow up doll of GL in full Nazi attire that he can enact his bizzare sexual fantasies on!!
"SS" was the Schutz Staffeln or rifle squad
and now Super Shadow is using it has nickname.
He is, without doudt, an extremely disturbed individual.
If GL really said that the world be saddened and disappointed... That statement would ruin his career and public standing...
Suttle is a dissapointment to existence so his racist comments don't surprise me!!
Suttle the Nazi sympathyser... Not GL!!!!
John McGurk
RE: Star Wars tv show reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2006 12:40 PM
No thanks Cory.
Official sources work fine.
Tell Mickey to get stuffed- Zoom.
RE: SS the Nazi sympathyser reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2006 1:05 PM
Very interesting. I like you, we should go supershadow hunting sometime, I hear they are in season in the spring.
It is obvious that he (SS) is a bigoted buttnoid by his inability to see matters any other way than his own, and if he were a man of the world as he often claims himself to be he would have more respect for the opinions of others, but thats hard to do when you lock yourself up in yer mamas basement chained to a computer for hours on end.
The Mirader empire could do well to erase his mind and insert the memorys of a retard cow.
Yes, it would appear to be true, the SS is attempting to resurface with the flag of Supershadow, we must dig a trench around Hickory N.C fill it with gas and light it.
Shadowscourge take note: Shadow is a Nazi kissing tampon sucker, run with it.- DZ
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2006 1:15 PM
For those of you who are new here go to-
Myspace.com/super_shadow for further entertainment.
For information regarding Shadowscourge please approach a member here or find the link in an above post, all anti Shadow warriors are encouraged to join.
I need to tell you something reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2006 3:17 PM
Alright nerds. The Steelars won the superbowl. I know you don't know who or what that is but that's okay. But it really isn't. I think you guys should get out more. And I'm not making fun of you I'm being sincere, so just do yourselves a favor and get out some!!!
RE: I need to tell you something reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2006 8:01 PM
Steelers, jackass. Steelers. And i live in pittsburgh. This town has gone insane.
ss reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 8, 2006 6:48 AM
yes... he is Nazi cabinet maker!!!!
New SW film idea...
Supershadow Gets Laid
RE: I need to tell you something reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 8, 2006 8:56 AM
Superbowl? Like DERRRRRRRRRRRR!
Is that a giant toilet or something?
Is it that thing you put weed in and smoke but its real big?
Your a dumbass, go play on the freeway.- DZ.
RE: I need to tell you something reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2006 12:12 AM
Alright nerds. The Steelars won the superbowl. I know you don't know who or what that is but that's okay. But it really isn't. I think you guys should get out more. And I'm not making fun of you I'm being sincere, so just do yourselves a favor and get out some!!!
Haha, you sir a genuine moron.
You should take your own advice and go out more.
-Darth Crisis!
Hmmm... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2006 8:04 PM
You nerds are very witty. And may I say have stupendous come backs. I am very pleased. You could be my army of wittiness and knowledge. I could bring you out and you would know every single fact. Arguments would be non existent except for ones where it was opinion and not fact. And now I find out you know about sports too. You guys are going to be successful. You know everything. Now you only need some girlfriends and you guys would be pretty well to do. I probably can provide you with chicks. But you would have to join my army. We could call it the Nerd Army or the Nerd Council. Which sounds better? Well guys tell me if you're interested. It would be fun. You could show off your interesting skills. I think you might gain more respect than just geeks. Well. Tell me if you're interested. And if you are. You nerds could become maybe a little bit cool. Tell me all your thoughts, good or bad. Well, that's my idea.
P.S. WWII was a long time ago. And calling someone a Nazi is like calling a lady a witch in the Salem witch trials.
...Hmmmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2006 3:36 AM
P.S. WWII was a long time ago. And calling someone a Nazi is like calling a lady a witch in the Salem witch trials.
What a ridiculous statement Suttle supporter!!
Calling someone a Nazis is not a slanderous term but in fact a truth and it is not forgetable!!
If a holocaust survivor seen that, you would end up with a swft one in the face!!
I was going to mention the fact that most Nazis have no frends so I guess that is something you have in common with them...
If GL had really stated that the on Superstupid.fool, then the world would have nothing more to do with him... the majority of the worlds population do not belive there were any "good" Nazis, so shut it.
Nazism is still as relevant today as it was fifty five years ago because of the legacy that it has left us...
There are still Nazis and calling someone like Suttle who is "not-university-educated", who makes pro-Nazi statements a "Nazi" is applicable!!
WW2 will not just go "away", so keep your fat, ugly rot shut!!
Stoicindifferent
RE: Hmmm... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2006 4:54 AM
I probably can provide you with chicks. But you would have to join my army. We could call it the Nerd Army or the Nerd Council. Which sounds better? Well guys tell me if you're interested. It would be fun. You could show off your interesting skills. I think you might gain more respect than just geeks. Well. Tell me if you're interested. And if you are. You nerds could become maybe a little bit cool. Tell me all your thoughts, good or bad. Well, that's my idea.
You seem to have got some things mixed up, the regulars here aren't dumb kids like you (that's why we seem so horribly knowledgeable to you) and we actually don't need some idiot providing women because we prefer normal women over whores. I wish you all the luck with your personal life, I hope you won't get a disease though.
But what is all that stuff about calling people here nerds and not being cool or something? Are you still in highschool or are you secretely a very interesting and cool person who just pretends to be ignorent?
Wich is it?
-Darth Cririisisis!!!
RE: Hmmm... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2006 9:19 AM
Going to be sucessful?
HA HA HA HA HA!
If I werent you Whackermaster, I woudent be able to sit in my office and have a great time by flameing your ass off.
No I have no interest in chicks.
If you want to screw baby chickens thats your problem, you need help.
I have a wife, no thanks.
Maybe you'll get lucky and find a mail order bride some day and wont have to borrow Mickeys Jar Jar blow up doll anymore. By the way, do you drool when you have a hairy ass in your face?
What council do you belong to by the way?
"Council of the whackermasters?"
"Chicken-fuckers of America?"
And, last but not least, there are plenty of Nazi's around, go to supershadow.com, your lovers site and tell ol' bottomless pit Zoom sends his regards.
Hmmmm... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2006 4:49 PM
I see I have sparked you guys interest by making the nerd army statement. Well I'm sorry for offending you so badly. But I shall say that I think Darth Zoom and Darth Crisis are homo sexuals. I know what you're going to say. "That's childish and juvenile, what an idiot". But you guys obviously double team on this site. It makes me wonder what else you double team. Hmmmmm? And yes, I am suggesting men. That is all.
RE: Hmmmm... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2006 8:45 PM
zOMGxx0rz CALLING THEM HOMOS, HOW ORIGINALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
-D-d-d-d-darth Crimsonxx0rz
RE: Hmmmm... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2006 9:16 PM
No, saying thats childish and juvinile would be too easy, Sorry dude.
Heh Heh.
What im wondering is what are you so interested in homo's and nerd's for?
And hell yeah you offended us Whackermaster, what the hell do you expect?
Remember how it got started and quit acting like a buttnoid.
Havent you put the Darth thing together yet or are ya' a little slow?
Oh shut up. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2006 11:21 AM
Get a life, you fucking jackass. Yes, we like Star Wars, but it doesn't mean that we all just sit in our rooms all day with the windows and curtains closed.
You think you're so smart, don't you? Go back to bed and lick your sister's smelly, green, cunt like you did this morning. You're probably just cranky because she gets mad at you for shooting blanks. Well while you masturbate at pictures of any of the Anna Nicole Smith sizes, go and reconsider your stupidity.
- Darth Garuda
P.S. - Fuck off.
RE: Hmmmm... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2006 12:56 AM
I see I have sparked you guys interest by making the nerd army statement. Well I'm sorry for offending you so badly. But I shall say that I think Darth Zoom and Darth Crisis are homo sexuals. I know what you're going to say. "That's childish and juvenile, what an idiot". But you guys obviously double team on this site. It makes me wonder what else you double team. Hmmmmm? And yes, I am suggesting men. That is all.
Wow, you think some people you don't know are gay, I guess you must be aroused or something because what is it based on? Whahahaha!!! Keep your childish and gay fantasies to yourself, you moron.
Wow, double team against you, maybe you haven't noticed that everybody thinks you're a retard for returning and trying so hard to provoke yet fail so hard. And yes, I am suggesting you do something valuable with your time because what is it you're searching for?
You're probably just some gay attention whore.
RE: Hmmmm... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2006 12:57 PM
either that or you're that assmaster Mickey
teh crimsonxx0rzzorz
blah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2006 9:39 AM
I"m so fucking pissed right now and I need a way to let it out. And this fucking website is the plave to do it. I'm so fucking pissed it's not even funny. If somebody I didn't like was by me I would probably rip off his head and kill him. I don't even want to start with how pissed I am. This is so mother fucking shit fuck bitch hell ass damn pissy shit messed up. I'm so pissed I could scream. Star Wars has failed me in my search to calm down.
That's not right. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2006 9:57 AM
I don't think you should be using that language on this website. I think that the FCC should make stricter laws on language used on the internet. There should be a fine of $1 for every single cuss word used. And you sir should have a hefty fine. And I think racist comments such as *n-word*, wetback, cracker, and porch monkey should have a fine of $2. Because those are very offensive. When I just said them though it didn't count. Because I was using them as examples. But you can't use them as examples. I know that you are going to. You can just refer them as racist comments. So please people, don't use these comments on the internet or anywhere. They are wrong and make the standard of living worse. The only way you can use them is if the meanings of them changed. So as another example; let's say that the F-word ment "nice". So this would be acceptable.
Have a fucky day. Now remember that was when it meant nice. Now you can't do that to just like you can't do the other one. First examples require the real thing but second examples can say "F-word" only. That is all. And for you rappers who can't rap without a cuss word to make it sound cool. Here's a cool rap with no expletives.
Yo yo yo yo check it. I came straight from the bronx trying to find fruit with big melons that I could squeeze and suck. But then I saw a bull and was afraid it would buck. I saw it and I did a duck. I regret it for the things I would've done. I would've had tea with it and never had pull a gun. But I did, and I had a liscence for it. It was a hunting rifle and the sights were on Mit. I called the bear Mit because when I shot it and it bit. It bit my mit. Then at the end of my day I went to the store. It was a bore. Many shoppers buying stuff they don't need. Except for me. I need speed. And I'm not saying drugs, I just need to be faster. Like the other day I was talking to my holmie. Then we saw a pony. It was white. It didn't bite. We road it. We showed it. All the good in the world and we both smiled. Yo you need to smile sometimes, don't always be angry or mild. Peace out.
Now you see that. That was a good one to say to your dawgs and holmies.
P.S. That song is copyrighted and you can't sing it or right it down without paying me.
uhh.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2006 9:08 PM
Um, it's called "Freedom of Speech," we can talk however we want to, if it offends you, then just leave, don't go standing on a virtual soapbox because no one really cares.
and also reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2006 9:13 PM
and I forgot to mention, that your spelling is pretty bad too. So chill out, like i said , if it offends you, stop coming here. Some people won't ever stop cursing , you do realize that don't you?
Why am I wasting my time!? I could be watching Star Wars!!!!!
C-rimson, Darth
Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2006 10:38 AM
http://s14.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2006 2:05 PM
This just in- There is more than one Supershadow.
There were 4, now there are 3, Mickey Suttle is part of it. It is all a charade and a joke on the fans. Do not believe anything you read there. For more info come to Shadowscourge.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2006 5:38 PM
Hey all! I am back! Haha. I think we all need to leave the ss controversy alone, and just be star wars fans! I watched episode 4 today on our new sony wega HD widescreen TV. It was sooo cool! We all need to chill, suttle down, and watch some more star wars. We need to stop bashing eachother, and be friends. After all, we are here to encouragre each other in through the trials of life, and to be happy as individuals and friends. Peace Out -Whatever.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2006 6:16 PM
Shut the fuck up. We can argue and complain all we want to about SuperShadow. And yes woopee, good for you and your wega sony shit TV. Yes, we all know you just wanted to say it to make us feel weak and like failures. Yeah, good for you asshole.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2006 8:40 PM
i didn't intend for you to take my submission as a boasting of a tv, i just was excited about getting it, and maybe others here have a tv like it so we could talk about it too. Besides, after being stuck with a crap tv for years its nice to get a nice one. And to watch Star Wars on it. I guess it doesn't matter about SS, complaning won't help at all, my advice, is if it bothers you so much, get off yer fat 455 and do something more organised about it, like Darth Zoom, or anyone else with good motives, and lives, i wish i could help the person who submitted the comment above. I believe its in yer best interest to enjoy star wars as it is, as well as life.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2006 8:45 PM
also, i never meant my sony tv comment to make ANYONE feel like failures, i look at no one as failures unless they do so to anyone else. Failing is giving up, not loseing, a bad idea is an early stage of a good idea, a run-through, a test, bad ideas fliter fragments for the shadows of a sucessful idea. That is all. Goodnight
|= |2 | 3 /\/ |) 5 :-)
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2006 8:10 PM
You seem so very familiar Mr.Whatever.
We each have our own writing style and I seem to know yours from before. The personality.
Congrats on your t.v either way.
The SS controversy wont stop, its only started, now not only must Shadowscourge stop the lies, we must also learn the truth.
God the humanity!!!!!
Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2006 10:26 PM
The problem, Whatever, is that every time we talk seriously about JUST star wars, some IDIOT brings up supershadow and all his bullcrap, and then we get into this battle of "is he real or not?" and it just turns into a flaming contest. I would more than happily discuss just Star Wars, but some jerk always has to bring up Mickey, or some false information about SW that they got from his site.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2006 12:26 AM
Hey assholes out there, Mickey is fake, he is a lying no good bastard and I doubt there is anyone who doesn't know that. In fact any posts supporting Mickey are most likely made by himself the man of a 1000 personalities. Anyway please come and join the battle against Supersshadow, join Shadowscourge http://s14.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php?act=idx You will be glad you did and we also have a very cool new banner and so just check it out, register and tell us your opinion on the greatest movies of all time. As for you assholes calling my friends gay, well there not, and as much as you wish they would be its not going to happen if you need a blowjob call Hickory N.C. and ask for Mick. Shadowscourge is strong and they weren't tag teaming you, we are a group and we attack stupid idiot fallers of suttle or stupid followers of any other bullshit and unless you can come on here and make a fucking point get lost. And yes I did cuss and its copyrighted and anyone who says fuck has to pay me and anyone who fucks has to pay me and anyone who thinks about fucking has to pay me and ........... Get over it you stupid morons this is a stupid postiing site your little copyright laws aren't going to happen so get a life. Death to SS.com and Mickey. Come to http://s14.invisionfree.com/Shadowscourge/index.php?act=idx and join the fight we soon plan to cordinate an attack against Mickey so please come and join and together maybe we can take this loser down for good.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2006 1:38 PM
do you guys think lucas or Lucasfilm will ever do any more Star Wars movies? I mean, thats kinda the only thing keeping Lucasfilm going, it seems they will have too, what do you all think?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2006 1:43 PM
Hey all, i saw this really good movie. Actually i liked it so much i went to see it twice, its science fiction, but far from star wars in the cool factor, but its my second favorite movie next to SW. Its DooM. Many of us most likely have played the classic doom games, and maybe DooM 3, or even maybe seen the new movie i love! Its a really good film anyways, got kinda under-rated reviews but i enjoyed it. Its worth a dvd purchase or a rent. Just thought i would post this. Its a good movie. Goodbye.
DARTH ZOOM reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2006 10:29 AM
Doom was ok, although im getting sick of the walking dead/zombie thing, it seems to be the catch all of all the recent horror/game adaptations, not all, but just an example.
Im in the process of watching "Serenity" right now, hope to get an idea of all the hype im hearing about "firefly", its not Starwars but its ok.
Well Mr.Whatever, if your not a big SS fan you can come to Shadowscourge and join our discussion about future starwars projects. We also talk about other things too, so be advised.
Chosen one, I said fuck yesterday, in fact I just typed it, what do I owe you?
Seriously reply
Posted by DarthQ (No Email) on February 20, 2006 6:18 PM
With all this name calling and gay-this and gay-that, I seriously hope that there is not a one over you over the age of 15.
RE: Seriously reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2006 8:48 PM
I agree who ever you are. You may be a buzz kill but that's cool. You people hating on SuperShadow are misinformed persons with non-recieving attitudes. Were you aware that in 2002 about 4 weeks before Star Wars episode 2 came out, SuperShadow released an accurate script of the whole movie. Yep. And back in 1999 he did the same with episode 1. But they didn't want him to last year because Lucas wanted more of a surprise. And neither SS or Lucas are really the main guys in the Star Wars movies. Neither SS or George Lucas will admit this but the big person on Star Wars projects is now Peter Hans. He was the most involved in SW3. Lucas wanted the credit though and if he was put in the credits people would ask what he did and then everything would be complicated. So the proof of SuperShadow is unmistakable. I think the only thing he is lying about is his salary possesions and his girlfriend. He's just a SW geek that got lucky. If one criticises another than one must be able to take criticsm without complaining. So all in all. I think if you can provide irreproofable evidence like I just did then people will listen toy ou and take your case seriously. You see I didn't start calling people names except for that buzz-kill thing that wasn't even name calling persay. But that is all. Now I'm sure I will hear much backlash from my TRUE comments. So if you disagree reply in a civil manner.
Fuck You!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2006 3:31 AM
Fuck off ya pc cunt!!
(seriously!!)
Comment reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2006 3:34 AM
Suttle wrote the comment before the last post...
That Episode 2 script was not accurate and neither is the author's "fucking" spelling and grammar.
RE: Fuck You!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2006 5:42 AM
Ahh. So you ARE 15.
Senor Crrrrrreeeeeeeemson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2006 12:51 PM
SuperShadow stole alleged scripts that "leaked" before the movies were released......pretty much NOTHING of what he said about Episode III was true up until the last second when all the facts came out on starwars.com and theforce.net.....George lucas would never disrespect people the way Mick makes him out to on his site, and those fake rough drafts of Episode III just changed every time Star Wars.com announced stuff about the movie. It's a fact that he's not real, his website has been traced to Mickey Suttle, and people have done countless background checks on him. It seems we who know the truth are made to suffer the false wrath of Mickey Suttle. It's our lot in life.
RE: Senor Crrrrrreeeeeeeemson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2006 1:58 PM
Agreed Senor, that is all confirmed fact. Still you can't convince them all (Cory). Live and let live, I say. Paul McCartney said Live and let die, but I'm a pacifist you know.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2006 6:35 PM
NO more bringing up suttle, his name is likea bomb, u say it, the next day we get many messages about him and how he is, or is not for real, soooo, lets stop arguing about Suttle, and talk about what we all love STAR WARS!!!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2006 6:37 PM
so, let me start, what do all of you folks out there think of the star wars insider magazine? Do you think it was better with paizo publishing, or how it is now with Lucasfilm?? What do yall think??
Star Wars Insider Magazine reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2006 8:33 PM
I'm happy to say it has my approval. after all peter hans is writing it. and yes, SS has nothing to do with it. neither does george lucas though. i'm curious to know what you think of star wars episode 10 coming out in 2026.
Insider reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2006 6:57 AM
I love the Insider. Unfortunately I have trouble finding it at newstands.
RE: Star Wars Insider Magazine reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2006 10:58 AM
Ok. May I please request so I can confirm an actual release date that you claim of 2026? All I ask for is a source other than Supershadow.
Now, who is this guy other than Lucas?
And where is this source?
And everyone knows Supershadow is not real, dont go there.
And if you believe he is the real thing than you must believe that I am an insider-
Just by saying the next movie is comeing out all all opens another Supershadow debate. -Darth Zoom.
RE: Star Wars Insider Magazine reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2006 1:13 PM
Agreed, Zoomy. Besides, the TV show is about to provide more hours of Star Wars than ANY trilogy could. Stop yer whinin', you SS kids!
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2006 1:19 PM
I foresee a plot, a plot to pull the negative interests away from supershadow and most important, Mickey Suttle.
This is a waste of time.
If this is a needed endevour than one only needs to be honest with Shadowscourge.
Such as, "Supershadow is fake, We admit it, please leave him alone, he cant take it anymore and he bows to you all, you win."
This approach would be wiser and more resonable.
Any other request is a waste of time, we will never change our ways, or our focus.
And yes, the Insider is ok, but has become harder to find. Go figure. And no, Supershadow has nothing to do with it.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2006 4:24 PM
cool
whats this u guys are talking about episode 10 in 2026? is that more ss crap?
Episode IO reply
Posted by DarthQ (No Email) on February 22, 2006 5:51 PM
Of course that's just crap. How can they even think about making an episode 10 when no such thing ever existed?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2006 8:15 AM
Mr. Whatever, you are moving up the scale on my ok list- Darth Zoom
RE: Insider reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2006 8:55 AM
Anybody ever subscribe to the Insider? If so do you often get it before or after it hits the stores?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2006 3:44 PM
I have suscribed to insider since about 4 years ago. I like it a lot, but really i think i may let my subscription drain out. 40 bucks is a bit too much for any magazine that comes 6 times a year, and i beleive the content isn't as good right now because no movies are yet to come, anytime soon anyway. Also i can find satisfing Star Wars content online, i may re-suscribe to Insider once the tv shows are near, or i just may continue my subscription, i am not sure right now. Anyways, what do u guys think of how the classic trilogy has been modified for the special editions and dvd relase? Personally i like all changes that i can remember except, i wish Boba Fetts dialogue was kept original in empire, i wish Han Solo's line "trust me!" wasn't changed to "I can see a lot better!" in ROTJ. I also think Haden Christensens' whole body (as he looked in Ep3) should have been placed with the spirits Obi-wan and yoda, rather than just his head, because Haden's face looks wierd in the clock he never wore. Also, in the Han/Greedo scene, HAN SOLO SHOT FIRST! :-P
Cya guys.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2006 9:28 PM
Personally, I'm in favor of most of the changes, except for Greedo, Jabba's appearance in Star Wars, Luke's line "You're lucky you don't taste so good" being changed in ESB, The Emperor's lines in ESB are a little awkward, but I LOVE that Lucas put Ian in for Emperor in ESB. The digital restorations are amazing too.
-Darth Crimson
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2006 9:30 AM
Oh and "Jedi Rocks" in ROTJ makes me cry it's so awful.
-DC
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2006 2:27 PM
Yeah, i agree with both of you, the digital work is niiiice, but the new music in the ROTJ jabba scene is wacked.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2006 11:24 PM
it was just me, not two people =P
-Darth Crimson
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2006 6:43 AM
haha, yeah so any of you guys like the Clone Wars Cartoon Shorts? I thought they were pretty cool, evern though they are not quite as "realistic" as the movies, they are pretty action - packed, i can't wait for the new season of it to come out.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2006 10:03 AM
how the hell are they gonna have another clone wars series, when the last one led DIRECTLY up to Episode III??? wtf shiiiiiiiiit
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2006 10:38 AM
That just shows what u know. Just because the last movie is set after the clone wars, doesn't mean lucasfilm can't make another clone wars cartoon. In fact, a new clone wars cartoon network series will be made. This has been comfirmed on many official star wars publications along with the making of the star wars tv show. Get it right. Thanks.
me again reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2006 6:45 PM
Yes SS did say that he will be making a Clones Wars cartoon again. Good job Whatever. Supershadow likes the cartoons primarily. As I said Peter Hans does most of the movie stuff. Yeah but I think it will be cool. Yeah
RE: me again reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2006 10:21 PM
Darth Crimson: See what I mean? We start talking Star Wars like normal people, and some asshole always has to bring up SuperShadow, that's why I don't like talking Star Wars here, because people are dicks and won't let it go that SS is indeed a fake. And who the hell is this Peter Hans?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2006 6:02 AM
ok, "me again" leave. There will be a Cartoon of the Clone Wars, but that information is found on official publications, not SS.com. So don't bring SS up ever, there are people who like him, and vice-versa, best to leave him out of everything no matter what u think of SS. My advice thats all.
f reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2006 7:41 AM
f
LaLaLa reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2006 7:49 AM
Well I heard your advice but I'm not going to indoctrine it into my life. You see SS is very real no matter what. It's hope for us nerds that someday the 7th movie will come, Or that a nerdy star wars geek can get a hot girlfriend and make out with her. You see to the movies he has had a notable contribution. But in our minds. Well....That's where he really hit home. Thankyou SS for being a number one guy in Lucas Films and also for inspiration that I too can be that successful. Thankyou so much.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2006 11:09 AM
i didn't confirm or deny SS. Nor will I ever say my true opinion about him here. NO MORE talking of him. I want to hear Star Wars, not controversy. So let me start, what is yer view on vintage star wars items? Do any of you collect, if so, what do you collect?
blah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2006 2:55 PM
Yes I know of them. I've got the han solo luke skywalker leia and greedo ones.
RE: blah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2006 5:38 PM
Hello fellow Star Wars fans! It is I, the great George Lucas. I encourage all of you to go out and buy all the latest Star Wars toys, as they will not only make me money, but be worth a thousand times more money than the old ones!
Rage on!
-GL
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2006 9:26 PM
What in the hell is going on here?
None of this makes any sense.
Who in thier right mind would even think shadow is making anything?
At least 3 of those posts look like the same person wrote them to refuel the same old crap.
We all know there is going to be a live series as well as a cartoon. The cartoon is supposed to be Clone wars, like side character action stuff.
The live series is in rumer mode at this point until official word is givin concerning plot, etc..
I thought the Clone Wars series we have seen was great, its real good on the DVD's, with the sound and all.
The man with the plan reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2006 9:44 PM
This is my first visit to this site and I see that there are SS supporters and people who downright hate him. Well, people can think what they think. I have a saying and you can quote me on this if you like. One mans hatrid fuels another mans desire. What I'm trying to say is that the more you say you hate SS the more these people will say good things about him. I'm not going to say if I support or hate SS. But I'll leave this tidbit of information for you to digest.
Star Wars: Episode VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2006 10:59 PM
If Star Wars: Dark Times(The tv show set between ROTS and ANH) is a success then I guarantee you all for a fact Preproduction will begin for STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO by 2014. ~SS
Asshole reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2006 11:08 PM
Just leave the guy alone.
Charles Bronson-returned from the deadly reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2006 1:17 AM
Hello all!!!! It is I, Darth Crisis. After my computer exploded, I have finally returned from the deadly.
So.. wassup'?
From SS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2006 2:36 AM
If Star Wars: Dark Times(The tv show set between ROTS and ANH) is a success then I guarantee you all for a fact Preproduction will begin for STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO by 2014. ~SS
From George Lucas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2006 6:38 AM
It is wise that you all listen to SuperShadow, he is the best friend I could ever have. Praise SS, without him, Star Wars would not be what it is today. Keep up the good work Supes.
-GL
RE: The man with the plan reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2006 10:50 AM
And it all reaches a nexus, right?
If peace is what you truly want than why continue to spread these rumers?
Most of us would be happy to just discuss Starwars, but as usual SS pops up and throws in the ol' 1-2 punch to keep the hate going.
A good plan here would be- what if we just ignored him???????
Mr. Suttle or whomever could do better to just keep thier opinion or whatever to themself.
Than again if thats not possible than the rest of us can revel in the entertainment of a constant and consistant bombardment of insults and invasion of privacy to whomever Supershadows public face may be.- Darth Zoom.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2006 3:02 PM
Agreed
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2006 5:19 PM
Dude guys I didn't want to say this but I'm actually a SS fan. But please. Stop discussing SS and let's talk about Star Wars. Sound good to you?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2006 6:30 PM
Any SS fan is an enemy to me.
- Darth Crimson
To everybody here reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2006 8:07 PM
Zoomlord, Darth Crisis, Superscurge?
Did any of you people have to do with deleting supershadow's profile on myspace.com? Thats was not right.
RE: To everybody here reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2006 9:46 PM
It's Shadowscourage, and no we had nothing to do with it. He did it on his own free will.
-Darth Crimson
RE: To everybody here reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2006 1:15 AM
If Star Wars: Dark Times(The tv show set between ROTS and ANH) is a success then I guarantee you all for a fact Preproduction will begin for STAR WARS: EPISODE VII-THE FALLEN HERO by 2014. ~SS
Then you will finally produce that piece of shit that you call a script?! Praise the lord!!
It is wise that you all listen to SuperShadow, he is the best friend I could ever have. Praise SS, without him, Star Wars would not be what it is today. Keep up the good work Supes.
-GL
Wow, you're going through a lot of trouble to get attention. Pretending to be Mickey Suttle is super duper!
Zoomlord, Darth Crisis, Superscurge?
Did any of you people have to do with deleting supershadow's profile on myspace.com? Thats was not right.
NO
Dude guys I didn't want to say this but I'm actually a SS fan. But please. Stop discussing SS and let's talk about Star Wars. Sound good to you?
Well, har har har. Good joke but no, let's discuss whatever we want and if you decide to start a subject about Star Wars then feel free to do so. Don't feel free however to command us to avoid SuperShadow subjects on this piece of shit page.
-Your pal, teh Crisis!!!
RE: To everybody here reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2006 11:38 AM
No, we had nothing to do with the deletion of the Supershadow Myspace.
Im sure the story or at least "rumers of" will surface soon but my understanding is that it was a personnal decision of Supershadow.- Zoom.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2006 3:39 PM
(Dude guys I didn't want to say this but I'm actually a SS fan. But please. Stop discussing SS and let's talk about Star Wars. Sound good to you?)
I swear i didn't post the comment above. Someone impersonated me. Which i really beleive is wrong. I will never reveal my opinion of SS. Anyways this message board is getting pretty corrupted, Darth C, i never revealed my position of SS, so u are nto my enemy. I am really upset about the fact that someone impersonated me, its a violation of social rights. Good day. Darth C, and Darth Zoom, i am your allies all the way.
whatever (correction) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2006 3:41 PM
not*
whatever saying things reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2006 9:23 PM
Whatever "Whatever". If that's really your opinion I really don't mind. Just don't lie about it.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 12:49 AM
Oh, I don't know who I'm talking to. He knows though.. But yeah, this is a fucked up message board. We can't really expect fair play here.
It's funny though, that someone here has become afraid of confronting in a more personal way. I guess that retard, who used to leave dumb "Hurray-SuperShadow" messages, hasn't left still.
-Darth Crisis!!
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 2:33 AM
So what if I do support SS? He is an extremely handsome individivual who has single handedly made the prequel trilogy what it was always destined to be!!
And yes... the sequel trilogy will be produced by SS and in theatres by May 2020!!
Whatever
Shadow da main muppet reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 2:50 AM
I found this comment extremely hilarious:
SuperShadow, just wondering, what's the Mirader Empire? (SuperShadow: The Mirader Empire is the preeminent military and technological civilization in the Universe. Their Imperial territory stretches over countless billions and billions of galaxies. The Miraders are a post-singularity society, which means they are now more machinelike and non-corporeal in existence. Their technological prowess has been progressing at an infinite pace for several million years. It is impossible to realize just exactly how great they are. To us, the Miraders are unfathomable. They are like gods to us.) And where do they appear in books, comics, movies and what? - Darth Malice. (SuperShadow: The only appearance of the Mirader Empire on Earth is a documentary film I made outlining the basics about the Mirader Empire. This doc has become one of the top ten best selling UFO/extraterrestrial DVD?s of all time.)
SS has yet another lie for us... haha?
A way to tell if Suttle had posted on this thread is through his writing style. I.e. he is very fond of writing in short sentences like:
"You are a fool. Lucas will never allow it. You must never score because you are homeless. I am god. I have ADD".
His prose and sentence structuring is basic and easy to spot, it is no wonder considering that he has special needs and ADD!! The way he writes is reminiscent of a four year old kid...
Stoicindifferent
Reasons for Episode VII,VIII,IX and X,XI,XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 11:25 AM
I believe Vader would want Luke to rebuild the Jedi order from old republic heights and Leia was starting to develop force powers in the force in the Star Wars Trilogy.
We saw the Prequels which is the beginning story in the saga, then the Classics lead to the middle of the story. Now we need Sequels to tell what happens after the middle trilogy in an end trilogy. Supershadow.com is run is ran by Mickey Suttle but George Lucas pays his consultant to run ss.com the official site of George Lucas and Star Wars.
There is more money to be made.
We get to see new characters and visit new plantets. (Ex. Mara Jade Skywalker, Anakin Solo, Ben Jhor Skywalker, Terk Minas, Paron Lighton and 2 clones of Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker) I want to see a clone of Vader and Luke that would be extreamly awesome. Also I truly believe the Episode VII,VIII,IX scripts are real and from George Lucas and they are friends. If they were not then Mr. Suttle would probably be in jail right about now and his web domain permenatly closed down. If the Star Wars tvs shows have hight ratings and people still love Star Wars then I bet there will be a third trilogy.
I also think there will be a 4th Trilogy Episodes X,XI,XII because you know how a l clock has 12 numbers on it well Star Wars will have 12 Episodes to make full circle then the circle will be complete.
no subject reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 12:15 PM
Saying things like "SS said so!" Or "there is money to be made!" or the dumbest of all "We still haven't seen some planets and characters!" is NOT proof that there's going to be more movies, and it's DEFINITELY not proof that Mickey Suttle is going to make the movies.
Do you see what I mean, "Mr. Whatever"? We can't legitamately talk about Star Wars withtout some fucker bringing up Mickey Suttle.
-Darth Crimson
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 1:22 PM
So what if I do support SS? He is an extremely handsome individivual who has single handedly made the prequel trilogy what it was always destined to be!!
And yes... the sequel trilogy will be produced by SS and in theatres by May 2020!!
Whatever
***
You know? I am so upset that someone is trying to impersonate me. Please whoever you are find a girlfriend, loose weight, and get a FUCKING life!!!!! (i hardly ever swear so i am sorry, i am just really mad right now) Please stop playing me, because i am myself, don't "be" me. Also i don't understand how you like playing another, the only plausable reason is that you are upset about your own identity, and lust for mine. Well, i will never reveal my opinion on SS, so if you see a submission titled "whatever" saying i believe in shadow, or i don't, its not me, as i said, i will never reveal my opinion on him here. Thanks, Darth Zoom, and both of the Darth C's, keep this war up, you all are good hearted individuals, i am trying to bear my patience as you 3 have. Good day. And to my imposter, i am asking you nicely to leave me alone, please stay in your own business, believe in God, and respect all. Thanks.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 2:34 PM
...and yes i see what you mean Darth C, this is very annoying. If someone brings shim up, or anything relating to this controversy, we should just ignore them, despite what we believe, and think "whatever", after all, that is my trademark. Good day.
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 3:19 PM
No really I don't think SS is right I just think that he may have somethings that are true and some may be untrue. I think most of them are true though. Alright now that that's over let's talk about some Star Wars. So did you guys see the deluxe cereal box of Star Wars with Chewbacca on it?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 7:41 PM
No really I don't think SS is right I just think that he may have somethings that are true and some may be untrue. I think most of them are true though. Alright now that that's over let's talk about some Star Wars. So did you guys see the deluxe cereal box of Star Wars with Chewbacca on it?
***
once again nd i didn't say that, ok imposter, please take a new name, call yerself something else if u wanna talk, if you wanna impersonate me leave. I am sick of this, i may leave and never come back if yer playing me doen't stop. Please try to tell this ass-wipe to leave guys. I used to like comming here to read, and now i see someone is impersonating me! Please help if i can, or just Mr. Imposter, leave me be. Thanks. Goodnight.
"imposter" reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 8:11 PM
ok mr. whatever. r u doing this or is there really an imposter? u need to stop fuckin around and be out with it. i don't have enouigh evidence to say you're not lying. you might just be playing games with us to mess with us. i mean. there's never been an impersonator before you came.
RE: reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 8:27 PM
Obviously they aren't going to tell you if they are really screwing around with us, he's going to deny it no matter what.
donkeys will be in the trilogy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 8:35 PM
yes donkeys will be in the next movies if they make more cuz if they could have taun tauns in the trilogy they can sure as hell hav donkeys
"donkey rider" reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 8:44 PM
im so looking forward to seeing donkeys in the movies cuz i have like wanted to bang one ever since i was a litte donkey rider..........
dash rendar vs. han solo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 8:52 PM
who do u think would win dash rendar or han solo in a quickdraw match
"donkey rider" reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2006 8:56 PM
i think i would win because i m "THOR'AXE the DONKEY RIDER"..............and i would so impale those guys
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 2:26 AM
I do not usually reveal my opinion about SS, but the imposter whatever has forced me to do so...
I think he runs a great website that provides original and exact information.
I believe he will produce the sequel trilogy.
Darth(S) Zoom, Crisis, etc accuse me of respecting someone... its a free country I can do and believe as I like; I believe in SS!!
Zoom, you are fool who cannot arouse the most desparate women in the world... I like SS.com. So what??
Whatever
Zoom says "whatever" reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 10:47 AM
I dont care what you think, and im sorry, I could arose a dead woman with my little finger.
Take your finger out of your ear and stick it back in your butt.
If you really believe SS has true and original content than you must believe in the Easter bunny.
The tooth fairy says hi by the way.
Im not gonna play your stupid games, you are here for nothing more than to keep feeding the fire. Go ahead, its entertainment and great fun for us all. Shadowscourge loves to flame Supershadow butt lickers, its our greatest past-time, so come on in and bend over, todays lubricant is sand and your a little pussy.
RE: Zoom says reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 11:59 AM
Look, Mr. Whatever. i don't know if you are the one who is impostering yourself or now, but I'm damn sick of it. stop being such a dickhead, and if it isn't you, why do you like to be a dick like that? Just shows the amount of immaturity you have to try and be someone else.
-Darth Crimson
Whatever version 1.0 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 1:29 PM
One thing you can do if you are being impostered is dont use the name "whatever" anymore, and if that dont work than screw em'......to be continued?
whatever is now: Darth Sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 3:28 PM
This is the real "Mr. Whatever" I will tell it like it is. I will never reveal my opinion of Supershadow here. If someone impresonating my new name "Darth Sweers" says i support shadow or vice-versa, its not me for i will never reveal my opinion. I swear on everything i believe that i am not toying with you all, i came here just too talk about star wars! I never wanted to have to deal with SS jerks and imposters. The imposter knows who he/she is, i am mad at him/her. And wish that individual too stop. Don't take me as an immature fool guys, i swear i never interned for someone to mess with me, i just liked the name whatever, now its Darth Sweers, Sweers being my real last name. I am the real deal i swear, u have to trust me, ii know its hard buts it what i know and what the imposters know that counts, the only down side is that u all have to deal with imposters shit. Now bye. Sorry for the inconvience.
-Darth Sweers
(no longer known as whatever)
Darth Sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 3:36 PM
I took your advice in changing my name. Dath C, i was never impostering myself, and do called me a dick eitherway? What do you mean? I never messed with anyone, someone else did, it won't surprise me if that same individual does so again, if they do, i may leave forever, i came to this place to talk star wars, not deal with this, please understand Dath Zoom, and Darth C's, i am mature, there are few things one could do while being impersonated, if someone ever does it to you, you will know how it feels, i hope it never does. Now, to start things off, what is your favorite star wars movie and why?
-Darth Sweers
Dath Sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 3:40 PM
I do not usually reveal my opinion about SS, but the imposter whatever has forced me to do so...
I think he runs a great website that provides original and exact information.
I believe he will produce the sequel trilogy.
Darth(S) Zoom, Crisis, etc accuse me of respecting someone... its a free country I can do and believe as I like; I believe in SS!!
Zoom, you are fool who cannot arouse the most desparate women in the world... I like SS.com. So what??
Whatever
And i did not post this. Another one of imposter's work
-Darth Sweers
Guys Star Wars please reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 3:41 PM
Have you heard about the Star Wars 10 coming out in 2026? I think it's going to be awesome. Tom Cruise is going to be starring with Mat Damon. I think it's going to be awesome. George Lucas is producing it and Peter Hans is directing it. It's going to be sweet. And they are incorparating this new animal called a donk-tar. There animals with the force on their side.
"donkey rider" reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 3:47 PM
well this donk-tar u speak of could so not kill a donkey even with the force on its side i have the thrust
Everything reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 3:53 PM
WTF is going on in this website. You people make me scream at night. This website is my life. I almost drank a bottle of washing fluid last night by the blasphemy I heard here. This BS is crazy niggas. All these niggas who aren't house trained talking all this stuff. I'm punching myself right now in the face.
"donkey rider" reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 3:53 PM
u know what would be a great movie.........STAR WARS nerds vs. girls........cuz u guys u get anhialated out there fleeing from battle and pissing your pants and shitting to.....poor bastards u wouldnt stand a chance.....*_*
Ghonnorea reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 4:24 PM
Man you don't even have it bad. Whenever I pee it burns like hell and I want to kill myself. And no girls want to do it with me because it's and STD. I cry myslef to sleep every night. I hate this. Please get back to me with some support.
'Sorry reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 4:26 PM
Oops. Sorry guys. wrong website. Umm...I don't really cry myslef to sleep that's crazy. It was just a joke. Yeah, joke...ha...ha...Ummm. I'll leave you to your Star Wars now and get back to my website.
fuck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2006 4:40 PM
shit
Darth Sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2006 1:09 AM
Now that all the imposter nonsense is through, we can talk Star Wars!! Remember, I will not reveal my true opinion of SS, but I still recognise his originality.
I think that "The Fallen Hero" will be the best out of the sequel trilogy. When Shadow releases the episodes 10-12, it will be the best thing that ever happened to Star Wars!!
Only Shadow can produce the new episodes. I have a right to believe this so Zoom and Crisis, please just allow me hold my opinions with no criticism?
Darth Seers
Darth Sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2006 1:27 AM
It seems that imposter Sweers got my name wrong by calling me "Seers", it is in fact "Sweers"!!
Anyway, I do not believe that the fallen hero will be the best out of the trilogy; "Victory of the Force", will be the ultimate Star Wars film!! Without a doubt!!
I do not believe that I should reveal my opinion of SS because it is no-ones buisness but mine. However, I still maintain that he is a talented individual who maintains a credible and original website with impartial and exact content.
That is in stark contrast to the biased and unimformed views that are discussed on Shadow Scourge!!
Darth Sweers
Darth Sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2006 12:17 PM
This is the real Darth Sweers, the last two comments above are not from me, as i said before, my comment of supershadow will never be reveled, i am sick of getting played like this, you imposters have no lives. I will never again post here under Darth Sweers at this forum for a long time. This forum is corrupted. Darth C's and Darth Zoom, if i were you, i would give this forum some time to mature as well. I came here just to talk, make friends, and some jerk(s) ruined it. I will go now. If any comments after this one say they are Dath Sweers its not really me, its someone playing me. I really don't appriciate the stress they have brought upon me. Goodbye all. And Darth C's, and Darth Zoom, i imagine you are confused about me, but i assure you i never was playing with you, others were playing with all of us. You are good people, the 3 of you seek out to talk star wars as i do but we get shot down by SS noobs and in my case imposters....I hope this imposter(s) doesn't pull moves on you 3. He can't me since i will never comment here under my current name again. Bye, prosper, never change.
-Darth Sweers
I will miss you Darth Zoom, Darth Crisis, and Darth Crimson. Live on. I will go into exile as Obi-wan Kenobi did, and i will not return untill i feel the evil here has passed. Good bye.
Umm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2006 2:30 PM
That was very noble Darth Sweers. I know for a fact you will post on here again. You can't resist the urge to come back and see a comment posted about you like this one. What does this teach us? That everybody is vain and likes attention...Yes that inlcudes you Darth Sweers/ Whatever. You are vain since I know you are going to come back to this website and see what was posted. You thought you were better than everybody here and had all this wisdom but inevitably you didn't. You are just as immature as your "imposter".
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2006 9:27 PM
Would you please just shut the hell up?
For the love of god, ive never seen such an exanple of invasion by a demon.
Somebody call an exorcist please!
no reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2006 1:37 PM
no i won't.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2006 8:32 PM
i have returned. you were right, darths. i am back and i thikn that i should honestly reveal my true nature. i AM Supershadow.com
-Darth Sweers
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2006 11:13 PM
Well im darned proud to hear that Darth Queers.
We can have a big ol' linchin party now and flame your ass till your as worn out as an old crack whore.
Then we can send yer butt back out on the corner.
Bow to your master.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2006 6:34 AM
Hi, everybody, it si me, Crisis. My computer at home is still broken and I see that Dtheatre still sucks.
Apparently someone here has great need for attention again and constantly returns here to leave behind yet another retarded message if he sees that nobody responded. WELL.. GEE, I WONDER WHY THAT IS..
My advice if you seek attention: Go start a normal subject, retard.
-Cririsiisis!!!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2006 11:29 AM
I see queers that you have posted questions and answers on Supershadow.com, therefore since you claim to be SS, then you have provided the evidence to the public that it is as fake as Joan Rivers face.
Im sure glad you came here and provided this info, please feel free to come back anytime, this weeks lube will be ground glass- Zoom.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2006 12:36 PM
thats right. good job
i still never impostered myself
Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2006 4:37 PM
"whatever," you are an absolute loser, if you honestly wanted to keep your true opinion of SS to yourself, you wouldn't have
A) proclaimed that you ARE ss.com
B) gone and proved taht wrong by posting on SS.com
C) repeatedly said "I won't reveal my opinion"
beacause in MY experience, people who don't want to admit an ugly truth will keep it to themselves. Nice one, moron.
Nice one.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2006 7:55 PM
i never said i was ss.com
Its that damned idiot thats playing me. I NEVER wanted this to happen! I don't know what to do about this. "I" have never revealed my opinion of ss. My imposter has, i am not lieing to you i swear, i will NEVER post here again as Darth Sweers, or whatever, if u see comments indicating otherwise they are NOT from me, and that dumb shit that plays me must have done them. In the beginning i could tell you guys started to like me, then this guy had to come here and ruin all the fun. I am sorry for what he has done. Ignore any comments past this one labeled "by my name". They are fakes. Good day. I will only post here anonomisuly now untill this entity leaves.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2006 6:20 PM
" i will post as another name" oh shut the heck up! You're all talk and no due, the men from Shadowscourge were right. You came back and are nothing but a whining idiot.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2006 6:58 PM
you are incorrect, i am sorry, you all must be confused because i am the only one here that knows what i post. I never wanted this to happen. Good day.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2006 9:18 PM
there you go again!! TWICE now you have said "I will not post under this name again" and you are doing it! Stop trying to get attention!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2006 1:54 AM
It seems as though someone here checks this friendly page far too much.. Sweers, if you want to talk to us in a normal fashion, then search the link to the Shadowscourge page, it's not hard too find down here.
A little odd though how you constantly say that you never revealed your opinion on SS. Both these subjects are questionable as Crimson already said but whatever..
-friendly neighboor Crisis.
Just let it go reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2006 8:59 AM
Guys if you all were be seduced by the dark side you probably would all be Sith right now.
Just let it go. Leave the guy alone will ya. There is other things to talk about and not just about the Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy and Episodes X,XI,XII. If they happen they will happen. Personally I believe Mr. Suttle because its just something you have to believe in and its called faith. I don't believe he is a con-artist nor do I believe he is a fake you people just preceive him to be a fraud. Just stop bullying the guy and move on. You all have a hate thats excrusiating and si terrible people should make fun of you guys and not him. Crimson, Crisis, Zoom, Scourge. Just leave supershadow alone, please.
i agree reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2006 9:29 AM
this last individuals comment is true, if you believe in shadow or not, it doesn't matter, stay open minded, shadow is as likely true as he isn't, thats why shadows courage is pointless. Its times liek these when its good to stay neutral.
I agree reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2006 12:44 PM
You think you are clever with words?
A pun you have used(i.e. a play on words/ make fun of/ ridicule) in this case:
"shadows courage is pointless".
To claim this is clever would be ironic... because it is the work a fat man (or an SS supporter) with ADD and a lack of a university degree...
When looked at properly it actually reads:
"Shadow scourge is pointless..."
Take your slow wit back to Simpleville where it belongs and help Mickey Suttle to overcome his retarded life...
Stoicindifferent
RE: Just let it go reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2006 1:20 PM
No. If supershadow wants to be left alone then choices must be made by Shadow to make it happen. Shadowscourge has attempted to make peace but SS refuses.
Nuff said.
Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2006 8:35 PM
Ya know, we'd leave it alone IF SS would just confess his heinous sins and admit that he isn't real. You say believing in SS is called faith? What are you 5? Do yuo still believe in Santa Claus and the easter bunny too? No, because they've been proved wrong and unreasonable. The same goes for Mickey/SS.com. And what about all the sites that proclaim his falsehood, such as wikipedia? If he was real, don't you think Star Wars fans would be REJOICING at the possibility that there would be 6 more episodes as he says there are? Why would they make hate-sites against him? And lastly, don't you think that Lucas would have spoken about this personally?? And he would have a disclaimer on his site.
I pity the foo who believe in Supa-shadow.
-DC
RE: Just let it go reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2006 7:39 AM
And oh yeah, we are the dark side.....thats why we are the Dark Jedi of Shadowscourge, and nothing is taboo. Except male gay porn.
Lesbian supermodels are ok, but no men.
Now back to Starwars.
wiki reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2006 9:31 AM
wikipedia can be edited and things can get posted on there by anyone. I could make a new coloum talking about anything i want. Wikipedia is a horriable site to exclaim SS being false since anyonw can put anything on it, nuff said.
yeah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2006 9:36 AM
You think you are clever with words?
A pun you have used(i.e. a play on words/ make fun of/ ridicule) in this case:
"shadows courage is pointless".
To claim this is clever would be ironic... because it is the work a fat man (or an SS supporter) with ADD and a lack of a university degree...
When looked at properly it actually reads:
"Shadow scourge is pointless..."
Take your slow wit back to Simpleville where it belongs and help Mickey Suttle to overcome his retarded life...
Stoicindifferent
-I actually thought it was called shadows courage, rather than shadow scourage, who really cares? Its a lame petition and fleet of complaining idiots that will never accomplish anything, also, its almost impossible to find without the "link". Get over Shadow. Don' be a bunch of babies.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 10, 2006 2:45 PM
Maybe we dont want you to find it without the link.
Some things are not supposed to be found on a search engine.
And in some cases perhaps we prefer to invite our friends.
you my friend reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 10, 2006 3:04 PM
What is the link my fine comrades.
or maybe.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 10, 2006 5:41 PM
or maybe...most likely, since the lack of hits popularity of shadow scourage, most serach engines reject your killer lame petition forums of complaining idiots.
lame-o reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 10, 2006 9:40 PM
"killer lame?" that's almost as bad as "killer cool."
RE: lame-o reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2006 12:44 PM
it's not a petition forum cocksucker
ok reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2006 5:54 PM
i don't think anyone cares
RE: ok reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2006 12:07 PM
i think you both suck your mom's hairy testicles, why don't you go suck her anus and rip out her colon while you're at it and she'll bleed all over you and then FUCKING DIE COCKSOCKERS you stupid motherfuckers
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2006 1:16 PM
wow, that was a random and vert un-educated post, this forum is so corrupted now.
-Darth Sweers
Episode 7,8,&9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2006 2:06 PM
It can be done, for xample look at starwarz
knights of the old republic 1 and 2, the movies can be based on them. and Lucas is not a lying bastard!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2006 2:22 PM
Wow, I just read your this infinate number of Bullshit posts. Mickey get a fucking life we know you are behind all of this and its to draw attention from yourself as usuaual. This thread exists for the sole purpose of bashing SS, forget Starwars, Mickey you are a stupid idiot, and a fuckhead. You need to get a clue and just shut the hell up if I lived in Hickory I would come over there and beat your ass myself. All of you stupid SS lovers need to get the hell out of this thread and go post hundreds of times a day on SS.com he loves to hear how much you love him so just go fucking tell him. This thread is for bashing Suttle and if you fuckheads don't like that get the hell out of here.
??? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2006 8:11 PM
so you enjoy bashing other individuals? What kind of life do you have? Honestly, visiting a thread for the soul purpose of talking crap about an individual is a very weak motive and way of life, something that shouldn't affect you since you lack a life.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2006 10:21 AM
I get tired of asking this but here goes again.
Could some of you please give some kind of name if you want to debate? At least Whatever, aka Sweers aka Queers gives us one.
And if you were to search above you can find the link.
Nothing better to do?
What then are you doing here? Your an idiot, go play in traffic.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2006 10:55 AM
"i'm going to leave, wahhhhhh, i won't be posting under this name again, booooo hoooooo!"
fuck you darth queersweers, you're all talk and no do, manfucker
sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2006 2:43 PM
you really are pathetic, my name is sweers/whatever not "Queers" of which is a very lame nick-name i did not dub. Why don't you play in traffic? Gay u are.
It was me. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2006 9:21 PM
Guys I have to admit something. I was the one who first started impersonating Whatever. I haven't done any of them in the past like 3 weeks, but I did start it. I think all of you are gullible and dumb and I like messing with the people on this site. Such as impersonating an unsuspecting person. Such as Darth Sweers/Whatever. Yeah you're gay I get it.
RE: sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2006 9:22 PM
you're the pathetic one, who keeps talking about how you're leaving and singing your swan song, well go about your business, but Darth was right. you came back, and you're still a buttfucker.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2006 9:21 AM
I am glad you came forward and said u were the one impersonating me. I forgive you. But please don't do it again. These boards have cleaned up a little. Lets all try our best to keep it that way.
Darth Sweers
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2006 11:15 AM
Thats it, ive had enough of this crap.
Heres the deal, anyone wanna talk Starwars? cool, we can do that.
Wanna play games? Good, a love giving a good flameing.
Wanna say how much you love Supershadow? Go right on ahead....get flamed.
For those of you that have been coming for the last month be warned this is the only time im saying this.
Thats the way it is, if you dont like it dont come back, just like the rest of the little weiner weasels who have had thier asses chased out of here. Its possible for us all to get along here, if you dont wanna try than accept the abuse Shadowscourge will dish out, if you dont like it, too bad.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2006 11:30 AM
It's very cute how some random moron across the world keeps returning here bragging about fooling everybody and impersonating or whatever the hell he's trying to achieve. His pride must be hurt or something but anyway.. Mickey Suttle is still gay and retarded.
Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2006 12:27 PM
People, if you run your mouth and rant about how much you like Mickey and his scripts, you are going to get flamed. End of story! This impersonation is absolutely ridiculous, it does nothing for us as the Star Wars community, and if you don't like Star Wars, then why the hell did you come to this site? leave!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2006 2:52 PM
Obviously I have no life, Why the hell else would I ever post on some stupid chat site? Stop stating the obvious fuck head. Obviously I don't have a job, a family, other things occupying my life thats why I post here every minute of everday. Whatever, Whatever, Whatever. I like ripping on Suttle and I wont ever stop he is the biggest loser to ever step on the face of the net, and thats saying alot, he can barely run a website let alone come up with any ideas for Starwars, and come on as if George Lucas would even talk to the geek. Mick, its been almost a year since ROTS came out get over it, your shit is done you are not part of anyway SW sequel we all know it and we all know you lie more than anyone on the planet so why don't you go to the pawn shop down the street sale your computer for about 20 bucks and then go down to the street corner and get a woman so we can stop calling you gay. Suttle your a dork!!!!!!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2006 8:15 AM
or maybe...most likely, since the lack of hits popularity of shadow scourage, most serach engines reject your killer lame petition forums of complaining idiots.
"DUHH!! KILLER LAME TO THE MAX SERACH PETITIONION FOUM!!!" Here is it, you illiterate retard. Shadowscourge. Now you can complain and whine while making some sense instead of talking to yourself or whatever the hell you were doing.
-Your friendly neighbour Crisis.
gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2006 9:57 AM
shadowscourage is really not so great. I like the banner though. My advice, is just have it as a place to talk star wars and not mention Suttle.
RE: gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2006 10:45 AM
I dont really give a rats ass what you think about it. I myself no longer identify Suttle, I instead prefer to just go with the term "Shadow", that way there is no personal attack on character which I myself can no longer confirm nor deny as far as internet allegations go.
The thing you miss about shadowscourge is it is an open Starwars forum, its not just about SS, there are people there that dont care about Shadow and just discuss Starwars.
The anti-shadow numbers across the world are big. Dont like it? Too bad. Dont like our style? We dont care. Our fight is about the lies that many out there believe, just as many of us once did, not to just bash Suttle, who for some, is just asking for trouble.
Thanks for the comment about the banner either way, maybe your an ok guy and just need to give it a chance- Zoom.
RE: sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2006 10:57 AM
Oh sorry, I missed this one. The fact is sweers, is you posted to Supershadow at his site, therefore you are canon fodder. If you are gullible enough to believe his site and post questions to him, then you must surly know by now that I am going to flame you, and that has been made clear. Now, queers, I mean Sweers, you are the one that started all this, you can finish it with all of us, or you can beef it out with me, but trust me, im not gay, and if thats the best you can do than I suggest you go spar with the other teeny boppers out there, I have nothing but contempt for little buttmonkeys- Zoom.
?? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2006 5:09 PM
who says i have posted on SS.com? There are many Sweers' out there buddy. Think before you flame.
Darth Sweers
RE: gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2006 12:13 AM
shadowscourage is really not so great. I like the banner though. My advice, is just have it as a place to talk star wars and not mention Suttle.
Shadowscourge is not so great? OH NOOOOO!!!! An advice to not mention Suttle again? What a great advice, I like the constructive arguments you use for us to follow that advice. My advice to you: Eat shit and die.
-Darth Crisis.
RE: gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2006 6:08 AM
fuck you asshole
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2006 9:36 AM
I always speak my mind, if you don't like what i say, poor you, if i were to agree with you i would be a liar. And whats with all this profanity? Surely you HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE to kepp swearing, and foul words at a minimun, and use more logical terms to insult, or prove a point. Don't be a blind, close-minded arrogant fool.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2006 12:08 PM
Mr. whatever, you are such a cocksucker! I mean comeon, what was with all this "I'm leaving, omg boo fucking hoo, i will never post here again! trhen you come back like the donkey raping shit eater that you are. Words cannot describe what an ass licker you are, fuck face.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2006 12:30 PM
i said i would return when this imitating entity has left or stopped, to my happiness he did. And i returned, so whats yer problem? Please make the best of your life and get one!
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2006 2:10 PM
Goldarn it' boys! I havent had so much fun since the day the hogs ate grampa!!!!!
Well welcome back "whatever", you give me reason to keep coming back here.
Now all of you!!!!
BOW TO YOUR MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2006 4:35 PM
thank you Darth Zoom, now i hope Mr. Imposter doesn't return.
Seems things have chilled lately. So whats up with yall?
Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2006 4:56 PM
what the hell is going on here? What's with all these random posts and extreemely gross and foul language? Man I haven't seen immaturity of that much in a while, whoever you are, you're pretty pathetic.
And I hope that imposter cuts it out permanently for the sake of Mr. Whatever.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2006 5:55 PM
tell me about it
you guys are gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2006 9:07 PM
fuck star wars, this thread has been going on for over two years, get a life faggots!
Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2006 9:21 PM
For the love of all the pussy in the world would you people please be more creative than "EW! YOUR GAY! EW! YOUR A FAG!"
Thats just plain gay!
And oh yeah, Lucas says he isint gonna start filming the T.V series until 2008, so hold your breath.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2006 9:38 AM
I hope the tv series will live up or past the quality of the movies. I think everyone needs a little Star Wars while no movies are expected as of now officially.
k reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2006 10:26 AM
k
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2006 11:06 AM
His most recent interview, which I posted a link to at Shadowscourge, he says his reasons for not doing anymore movies. The originals, 1-6 are going to be redone in 3-D, the T.V series will be fully digital of course.
Lucas believes the blockbuster days are almost over, that the indie films are the ones that get all the accolades at the oscars and such, so go figure.
An example is a film about two gay cowboys.
How many of you ran out to see it? Did you care?
Well the critics did, and they scored it high marks.
Now you know one of the true reasons Lucas is done with the Starwars movies, he finished it for us the fans, not for Hollywood.- Darth Zoom.
Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2006 1:02 PM
yeah that was an interesting interview. But I've always thought that he finished Star Wars for the fans, because Hollywood doesn't give two craps about him. they hate him because he's an independent film maker who made BILLIONS and owns his own companies, left the Screen Actors Guild, etc etc.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2006 2:58 PM
I totally agree. Anyone who would even think about seeing "Broke Back Mountain" has to have lowered there movie standards to a minimum, or if they are gay. Hollywood has been corrupted by Un-Christian and impure activities. I am soooo greatful Lucas had gone independant. The reason Hollywood doens't really respect Lucas, is because doesn't want anything to do with there bad nature and greed. Lucas is smart like that. I really hope he makes more Star Wars movies, they kinda left us fans hanging with Jedi. I mean, Leia began to discover her Force powers, Luke just became a Jedi, i mean, they should really expand, show what Luke and the Rebels accomblish later. Lucas kinda walked away with an un-finished saga. I hope he makes sequels. If he doesn't, thats fine, I just hope no one else trys too without being granted such a position by Lucas.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2006 6:12 AM
wow I havn't been here for about 5 months
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2006 8:31 AM
Well welcome back. I kinda remember you. I am Darth Sweers. So how have you been?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2006 3:43 PM
Well Beck you havn't missed much a bunch of lame brain Suttle supporters, Darth Zoom, and Darth Crisis, and Darth Crimson for the most part keep the battle going on here. Its just not the same without Elways tells of Superwhore to look forward to on here anymore. Mr. Whatever isn't half as fun as Mickeys insane GL Avatars he use to send her everyday the entertainment on this pate has seriously faltered sad to say, but this is were Shadowscourge orginated and so that makes this a classic posting place.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2006 4:02 PM
Mr. Whatever isn't half as fun as Mickeys insane GL Avatars he use to send her everyday the entertainment on this pate has seriously faltered sad to say
Whats that mean? :-(
-Darth Sweers
Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 19, 2006 10:04 AM
this place is pretty much dead, seeing as it's the same 3 or 4 of us posting over and over again.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 19, 2006 12:38 PM
well, i am sure we would rather have it dead than over-runing with noobs and SS extremeists, as well as my little imposter.
It's is I reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 19, 2006 5:50 PM
Mr. Whatever I already told you this. I was the imposter. I wasn;t the only imposter rest assured but I was the one who started it and therefore made it suck for you. Now do you have anythiing to say to that? Are you mad, sad, or do you think it was all pretty funny. I thought it was hilarious. I actually haven't posted here for awhile. Maybe 2 months I would say. Not including when I told you I was the imposter a few days ago. I'm not sure if I'm talking to the real Whatever or maybe some spawn that I inspired and has permanently tooken his place. Who knows?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 19, 2006 7:07 PM
Yes, you are talking to the real Mr. Whatever. To be honest i didn't really appriciate your little move at all. It was stressful for me, harsh, immature, and pretty immoral. I would really like to know what you look like, how many friends you have, and how young you are. You stressed the relationship between me and the others here, and you aparently enjoyed it. I honestly don't know how hurting soemone like so could bring happiness to you pathetic life. However, i am thankfull you came foward and stopped impersonating me. I wish you the best in life, and a little advice to you is "find humor in something else than hurting people."
-Darth Sweers aka: Mr. Whatever
star wars episode cock reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2006 10:06 AM
shit balls, obi-wan ka-dicky and jar-jar balls
no no no reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2006 12:00 PM
it's star cock episode balls, jeez get it right! Wookie rectum shit eater rip your testicles out and bleed all over your mothers cunt
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2006 4:54 PM
thoes last two comments were random and stupid.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2006 5:34 PM
fuck you whatever, i come to this site all the time, and you post way to fuckign much. get a life. at least Darth doesn't post as much as you do! but darth is pretty gay too.
Get a life!!!!!!!!!!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2006 6:02 PM
piss on my face
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2006 6:08 PM
haha, you need to chill bro. I have sooo much down time at school i have to come here. Don't mock the Darths bro, you don't know who you are messing with.
-Darth Sweers
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2006 6:11 PM
I can post as many times as i want beyatch!!!! Why should i listen to some fat 12 years old noob? EXACTLY. I am an in-shape 6 foot "liked" prep/normal 15 year old dude, and i have many good friends. My life is more than Star Wars. Stop bitching to me and the Darths and go for a walk, or kiss a girl!
-Darth Sweers (mean version of letter)
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2006 6:12 PM
Oh no i posted again!!!! What u gunna do about it???? hahahahaha
THIS GUY reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2006 7:46 PM
SO MR. WHATVER ARE YOU PLEADING TO BEING A LAZY BUM WITH NO LIFE WHO HAS A LOT OF DOWN TIME BECAUSE HE HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO. AND YOU ARE MOST LIKELY GAY TOO. BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY I DON'T LIKE YOU. TAT IS ALL.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2006 8:33 PM
Ive decided to just ignore that lame brain shit and go back to the mission. Which is to expose Mickey Suttle for the fraud he is. Mickey your crap is faker than Pamela Andersons Breasts. Dude end Supershadow.com and let us all move on with our lives. And what the hec happened to Darth Zoom.... Dude you out there.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 21, 2006 1:01 PM
Im here Chosen One.
Once again, please try to be more creative than "your gay" and "gay this" and "gay that", im sure there is a "Brokeback mountain" thread somewhere where that lack of creativity is well recieved.
Im with Chosen One, this bickering is getting old, it was entertaining but its become to repetitive.
In fact, im downright confused as to who is flameing who since as usual some of you have no handle.
I hereby banish anyone who lacks credible flameing capabilities to the Vortex of Assrapers. There you will suffer the pain and humiliation of eternal rectal penetration by the sprit of John Homes. Lubricant will consist of dried up shit mixed with drain cleaner.
Now, who wants some?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 21, 2006 3:25 PM
I am not gay, and....i have down time at school, not my life. Whoever posted the mean comment too me, you need to start putting people down with more logic in your complaints.
RE: Shutup reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 11:41 AM
Thats sucks dude. I think its funny how women, whenever they get tired of us guys never have the guts to just break it off, instead like the bitches they are they shake thier ass and find another guy and then stick it to us.
Its been years since I was your age and nothing has changed. And be advised little brother, no girl is worth all that anger, and lo' and behold, she can be replaced. And if she is such a hoedog to pull that crap than fuck her, she aint worth it. Go smoke a number and hang with your buddies, go have a good time, before you know it she will be a bad memory, and you will be a better person for it. Fuck that Columbine shit, thats a pussy way to go. Walk the line, iron and silk, you wanna be the warrior? Than have a warriors honor- Darth Zoom.
RE: Shutup reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 12:47 PM
whhat the hell happened to my post where i said *n-word*
RE: Shutup reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 12:54 PM
WHY THE HELL AM I CENSORED HERE! WHAT THE HELL! THIS IS AMERICA! I CAN SAY WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT! I SAID SOME RACIAL SLURS AND IT DELETED MY POST! WWHAT THE HELL FUCK SHIT CUNT BASTARD
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 2:07 PM
i saw your harsh words comments. They were taken out because of the immaturity of there content. Good job idiot. See what happens when u use foul, uneducated language? Exactly, find better more civilised ways to communicate your beliefs and you may just prosper in you complaints.
-Darth Sweers
RE: Shutup reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 2:12 PM
probably because you are a spic
AHH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 2:26 PM
Mother fucks. WHy the hell did they take out my comment when I was pissed off. And Whatver, shut the fuck up you bitch. If they don't want me to say it then they take it out then they should block the word in the first place. Stupid mother fuckers. N.I.G.G.E.R. There I said it again. Let's see what happens.
RE: Shutup reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 2:30 PM
shut up darth *n-word*
RE: AHH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 3:02 PM
hey pissed off dude, he wasn't talking to you, he was talking to me, i made apost about how everyone is a buncha (racial slurs) and *n-word*
RE: AHH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 4:39 PM
What the hell has happened here? What is with all these ridiculous posts! Why must you all resort to cursing! Crisis, Zoom, this has become a breeding ground for absolute morons. The worst part about it is that I think it's the same person who is offending over and over. (Not "whatever," he's innocent i think.)
This has just gotten ridiculous, now let's just talk Star Wars folks! No more throwing the N-word around!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 6:39 PM
I agree, the individual(s) doing this need to take a step into maturity and use more humaine words to express there internal feelings of various matters. Now, to start more star wars talk!
Who is your favorite Jedi and why?
My favoirte is Obi-Wan. Because he accomplished much and is a nobel fighter. He also is wise.
-Darth Sweers
Fine reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 9:11 PM
Alright guys, let's use more civilized language. I think Star Wars is racist since they only had one black guy, and everybody knows that Jar Jar was supposed to be an African Amercian. Notice I said African American. Not African. If anybody feels the way I feel please respond back to this. And if anybody disagrees with my statement please respond back to this with many reasons why I am wrong. I want to read all of them and see how you guys reacted to this. And Darth Sweers. A little while ago you said that you were officially leaving this website. What ever happened to that plan? I really wanted you to leave.
P.S. George Lucas screwed up on episodes 1 and 2. Tell me your thoughts about this matter as well.
Favorite Jedi reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2006 9:17 PM
My favorite jedi is Anakin Skywalker. But
I didn't like him when he was a jedi. He was weak. He was more powerful and better off when he was a Sith Lord. The ultimate power. He was the strongest. I think if he really wanted to he couold have beaten Luke in the final battle, but something made him stop and lose hope. I think in general the sith lords were much more powerful. Isn't it strange that there were about 150 jedis to every 1 sith lord. Tells you who had the power in that duo. I think somebody should make a cartoon, like the clone wars one, where they show a sith lord and his apprentice fighting jedi and ultimately taking over the galaxy. It would be good and I would watch it.
RE: Fine reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2006 8:30 AM
I don't think it was Racist, it was just that Black people didn't have a huge part in sci-fi movies back then, and they still don't really. I mean come on, he cast SAMUEL L MOTHERF*CKIN' JACKSON (hehe) as Mace Windu, the biggest badass in movie industry. He played the part really well, but it surprises me he picked Jackson. Also, in my experience, I find that black people don't particularly like Star Wars. I think it's just now up their alley. Much in the same way white folks don't like a lot of black cinema.
But that's just my thoughts on that.
My favorite jedi? I think i'd have to say mine is also Obi-Wan Kenobi. He's so powerful, but reserved and kind hearted. Unlike Anakin and Quigon, he is devoted so much to the Jedi order and is just amazing. to sum it up, Obi-wan rules.
Obiwan rules? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2006 8:53 AM
Obiwan was weak. Never would become the ultimate jedi. A strong jedi would never have gaven up to Darth Vader(Obiwan woul've still died if he had fought hard against him though), a powerful jedi would face him until the end with all his energy and eventually kill him. You see Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, was the most powerful jedi and Sith. He was unbeatable and Obiwan was just a once in a while more powerful than normal jedi. Just like Qui-gon Jin.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2006 9:50 AM
Obi-wan didn't give up, he sacraficed himself to become with the force and train luke that way to be with him whereever. Also, Obi-wan didn't want too stall Luke and the gang, it was a sacrafice, not a "give-up."
SO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2006 11:31 AM
Whatver it was it was a bad move. Luke could have used a jedi in real life better than Obiwan in the force. He would've been more powerful when he faced Vader.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2006 1:35 PM
not really, with Obi-wan alive, his force comments to Luke would not be possible, Obi-wan saved luke by waking him in the Hoth harshness, "if u strike me down, i will become more powerful than u can possibly imagine." Ben was right, now with the force Obi-wan can talk to Luke whenever, and appear to help him, and isn't restricted as regular beings are. Also if Ben would have continued fighting Vader, Luke and the gang would have tried to save him, this may have lead to the gangs death, or stalled them enough for hundreds of troopers to take them out. Ben made the right move, besides, ita what happened in the movie, and all that matters.
-Darth Sweers
Yeah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2006 1:45 PM
What do you mean "the gang". We're not talking about scooby-doo here. And so what. George wasn't thinking about what would be the best for Luke Skywalker when he made the movie. He was thinking about what would make the audiences go ooh and ahh. When it comes to benifiting Luke the best it would be that Obiwan would have stayed alive. Now, if you feel differently I don't really care because I'm right and you're wrong.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2006 2:53 PM
Think about it u idiot, the gang refers too Han, Chewie, Leia, Luke, and the droids. Also, you are not correct. What happens in the movies matter. Lucas doesn't care about the thoughts of a few fans with a minority thought. I guess you have the right to believe what u wish, to each his own.
-Darth Sweers
look reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2006 5:28 AM
Obi-Wan was trying to tell Vader that Vader killing Obi-Wan would not be the end. Instead Obi-Wan?s demise actually started something much greater than Vader could have imagined. After death, Obi-Wan would be able to continue to guide Luke Skywalker as a voice and even as a visible Jedi ghost. Obi-Wan?s guidance is the reason Luke was able to destroy the death star. Obi-Wan really did become more powerful than Vader could fathom.
Obi-wan is the best!
Fine reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2006 8:32 AM
Alright. Think what you want. If you want Obiwan to be the best then so be it. Even though Anakin was obviously the best. Um. Have we seemed to forget that he was the chosen one!!??!!!! Even gay Luke was better than Obiwan. You guys don't know your Star Wars.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2006 8:52 AM
Luke eventually becomes the best, Anakin had the potential to become the best, but he messed all that up when he turned, and got burned to heck. Obi-wan, Yoda, and Windu are close to the best, but Luke in his later years has them all owned.
-Darth Sweers
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2006 1:49 PM
Whatever!!! Your all wrong Aunt Beru was the best her force potential was unlimited and she would have wiped the matt with all there asses.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2006 1:54 PM
no
Shutup reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2006 10:31 PM
You guys all need to shutup. It's Anakin Skywalker once and for all. Now if you don't like that I suggest you shove something up your butt. Omfg, He's the f*cking chosen one. How much more of an explanation do you need to say that he's the best. Obi-wan is most certainly not the best. From best and then down until Obi-wan it goes; Anakin, Luke, Yoda, and then Obiwan . There. They are all legitimate characters from the movie and not some made up legendary powerful jedis from the books.(I oppose all Star Wars books since everything should be taken in account from the movies.) And Darth Sweers or whatever your name is. Obiwan was clearly the 4th best jedi. That is it. New subject. End of discussion.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2006 10:45 PM
Now you all listen up!
I am the best!
Obi-wan and Luke are my little bitches!
Mace Windu works the corner for me!
But really guys, Obi-wan was raised and trained as a Jedi since he was a child.
Luke on the other hand was Owen's little Timmy on the farm until he was like, what, 20?
We dont even know for sure what his midichlorian count is.
And, the real reason Obi died in Episode 4 is- Lucas didint have anything for him to do at the battle of Yavin, so off with his head.
Obi-wan beat the piss out of Vader in Ep3, chopped his ass off, could have killed him if he wanted, but he is a pussy in that way.
Vader was stronger in the force, but Obi had more experience.
Qui-gon was an outcast sort of Jedi, was not sure of the codes. He was Obi's master.
Do the math from there.
And one more thing, I agree, Aunt Beru can do some scary shit, look out!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2006 6:39 AM
If Anakin had continued his training as a Jedi, and didn't fall to the dark side, and put fourth maximum effort, he would have been the best...but....NOO. He had to turn to the dark side, which made him strong fast, but ultimately not tough enough considering Obi-Wan kicked his A55 in 3. Luke is the best. End of discussion.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2006 9:25 AM
Actually its not the end of the discussion, not by a long shot, I am actually thinking that if Wicket the Ewok had been trained at a young enough age he might have actually been the most powerful jedi the universe had ever seen. I mean his Michchlorite count is like 50,000. Which is even higher than Aunt Beru's 40,000. And Admiral Oswalds 38,000. But probably the strongest potential is Jar Jar with a count of nearly a 100,000, yes Jar Jar is the most powerful jedi of all time,to bad he was never given the proper training he could have single handedly taken down, Sidious, Vader,Yoda, Windu, Luke,ObiWan, all at the same time. End of discussion.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2006 2:08 PM
your sarcasm is kinda funny
huh? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2006 6:44 AM
what the hell are you talking about man, jar jar wasn't a jedi. Was he one in the books maybe?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2006 3:16 PM
yeah jar jar was a jedi! wow.............no.........
....idiots
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2006 7:48 AM
When Mickey Suttle produces the next trilogy I will be very happy. Only he can make it according to the fans vision!! As you know, I do not reveal my opinion of SS, but I do recognise his genius for movie production and script writing.
My second name is Sweers (not "Queers" Shadow Scourge fools!!)
and I have posted on SS.com a few times. SS can answer your questions accurately and in detail, not to mention the honour of George Lucas answering one of my questions. SS.com is the only site on the net where George Lucas will answer your own questions about Star Wars. If you post on SS.com like me you will get a truthful answer unlike the biased nonsense on Shadow Scourge!!
Whatever (Darth Sweers)
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2006 6:58 PM
i didn't post the last comment, that (most likely) the same asshole is impersonating me again. Apparently he or she enjoys it very much. they need to get a real life, find a goal, or goals, and follow them rather than impersonating someone else, i will not return for a while again, any of "my" comments that talk good of SS will not be from me, and who knows what else, one thing for sure, i know, and he knows, also, i have better speaking skills and a higher maturity with words than this low life individual. So yall can see whats mine ans his. also my talk has sence to it!
Darth Sweers
k reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2006 8:48 PM
alright then, bye. i dont think this website is going to be very busy since you posted 3/4 of the comments. yeah, you mustve had a very cool life.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2006 5:31 AM
If so good with words you are Darth Sweers, then why do you spell the word "sense", "sence"?
Sense has no "c" it you fool!!
Also "and" has a "d" at the end, not an "s".
Since you will not be returning for a while I am sure we can take a break from your idiot posts about all things Star Wars and your SS denial!!
Darth Nutcase
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2006 2:05 PM
Thank god, someone said Supershadow answers all questions.
Too bad thats not true.
I will challenge anyone to a hands down trivia.
I dont care if I get any wrong, just as long as you take the ones you cant answer and take to Supermonkeyspankshadow.
I already know he cant answer them because the last time he coudent.
You wanna know why?
Because he is a little weinerweasel.
Your dammed strait Jar Jar was a Jedi. In the original scripts. In fact there was no Qui-gon.
I happen to disagree with Chosen one on that one though.
I believe the most powerful Jedi was the Chief Ugnaut on cloud city, his count was 200,000, plus he was a bit uglier than Yoda which gives him an extra edge in battle.
I happen to know that Vader himself woudent even look at the little bastard in the movie.
The only reason he didint challenge Vader is for the entertainment he would get from watching the saber battle to come.
Years later he would kick Luke in the nads with the kljAFLKafll move he learned from Aunt Beru's force ghost.
RE: Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2006 5:09 PM
fuck you darth sweers, i garuntee that you'll still check this site EVERY day you cocksucker
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2006 3:22 AM
If so good with words you are Darth Sweers, then why do you spell the word "sense", "sence"?
Sense has no "c" it you fool!!
Also "and" has a "d" at the end, not an "s".
Since you will not be returning for a while I am sure we can take a break from your idiot posts about all things Star Wars and your SS denial!!
Darth Nutcase
OH NOES!!! SPELLING POLICE HAS ARRIVED!!!
Let's take a break from talking SW on a SW page and denying SuperShadow(A.K.A. God) who is a sinner by claiming he is many things he is not and who is in reality just struggling with his homosexuality.
I think that's a good idea. Let's stop talking about SW because some random idiot across the world doesn't like it. My advice to this fucker: Complete your puberty and face reality.
-Darth Crisis
Supershadow is a liar!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2006 7:53 AM
George Lucas: I?m not going to reveal how Luke and Windu meet each other at this time. It will be one of the most classic moments from the Star Wars saga. Windu will not be appearing in Episode 9 because Boba Fett kills Windu earlier in the trilogy.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2006 12:31 PM
Hi Cory. I know your here. Your acting like a little bitch, and you cant cover yourself anymore. The gig is up, and im not buying into anymore of your bullshit.
You shine like the door on a whorehouse.
Go figure.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2006 4:05 PM
To the guy that bitched about my 2 spelling errors, I said i have better speaking skills and a higher maturity with words, i never said anything about me having superior spelling. Please gather proof, and some evidence before you claim me of lacking any qualities.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2006 4:46 PM
yo whatever, do the world favor and FUCKING LEAVE WHEN YOU SAY YUO ARE GOING TO YOU ASSHOLE
GOd i can't stand you really, you're a little cock sucker
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2006 6:07 PM
i said i will leave for a while, a while can be 48 hours to next to never.
Oh, and why don't u make me leave u pussy.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2006 6:54 PM
You are such a fucking loser dude, a 15 year old loser!!!!!! Why do you spend so much time on a WORTHLESS webforum, go to a REAL Star Wars webforum. "why dont u make me leave u pussy" oh you are SOOO KEWL typing the word u.
fuck off faggot. You piss everyone here off, you do nothing but come to this site and complain and start gay little topics "who's ur favrite jedi" DERRRRRRRR!
do us a favor and DON'T COME BACK.
Yes reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2006 7:21 PM
Don't come back or I'll be forced to take your brains out and make you eat them. I may even go so far as to make you eat them, poop them out, then eat them again. Then I will hunt you down and make you do it five times, or until I'm satisfied. If you have any objections to this I don't really care. And we haven't talked about SS for a while so I'll start something. SS is cool and knows everything. SS is a gay loser and has no life. Alright. let the madness begin.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2006 6:12 AM
I don't really care because you are prolly a fat, short, social outcast that gets picked on at school, with no girls that like you, and only a few geek friends. I really don't care because I am a happy 15 year old guy, that happens to be in shape, i am over 6 feet tall so far, and I have many, many friends of all kinds. Also, I like Star Wars to top it off. U Get A LIFE. Also, why do u have to be such a dick about complaining I post here too much? I have so much down time at school sinse i finish my A work so fast, that i post here, also, it only takes 3 minutes. If someone doesn't have 3 minutes to spair to talk to losers like yourself then they must be the CEO of America or something, figuritive of -course. My advice, boost yer self esteem, find a girl, loose weight, get a hair cut make preppy friends, and others of all kinds, and be happy!
-Darth Sweers
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2006 10:43 AM
you are such a MORON mr whatever. "waaaaaa waaaaaah i bet u get picked on in schoool" jackass, you're still in high school you little homo, you have NO IDEA what the real world is like. Try working a full time job AND taking classes. fucker. Stop trying to stir things up you little chode.. "My nameis whatever, and i post at school because iiiii have SOOOOOO much time becaus ei'm sooooooo smart abnd blah blah balah blah" OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT THE FUCK UP
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2006 12:49 PM
It surprises me that you have a full time job, and school. And use such immature words. Anyways, how is McDonalds and yer local Community College working out for ya?
ALL HAIL SUPERSHADOW!!!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2006 8:45 PM
Supershadow is your most reliable source for anything Starwars!
Believe it!
Doubters will all fail when Shadow reveals all!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2006 10:42 PM
I got news for you mr. whatever. I'm putting MYSELF through COMMUNITY COLLEGE. Yeah, that's right. But you know why? Not because I'm dumb, In fact i'd say that I'm pretty bright.
But you know why i have to go to Community College? because my dad DIED!!YOU GOT THAT!? He DIED my senior year in high school. Ok???? SO my family couldn't make ENOUGH MONEY TO SEND ME TO COLLEGE.
We barely had enough to finish sending me through private school in high school. OK? SO THINK BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2006 6:09 AM
If you are telling the truth, I am sorry.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2006 5:13 PM
This is pointless.
I think this has all gone beyond the wayside of good natured heckling and flaming.
Keep in mind that we are all people, we come here to talk with one another and to escape reality a bit, and it can be fun, but it can also get serious.
Boys, get it together, its just a message board. I dont want my posts in between this crap anymore. For some reason there is alot of anger out there and it concerns me as the oldest guy here. Nuff said.
YOu reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2006 4:04 PM
Whatever you are the biggest dick I have ever heard. All you do on this website is make controversy. You brag about a life that doesn't exist and then say bull about people when you have no idea what their life is like. I think, just like every other single person on this whole website, that you should leave for good. Find another freaking Star Wars website. Just don't ever come back here you dick.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 6:30 AM
I honestly don't care what you have to think and say. I have a wonderful life, and I am usually happy, I love my friends at school and elsewhere. I am closed minded when it comes to the thoughts of others i don't care of. Complaining won't get my attention. I am also closed minded to other religions and whatever. I am a hard-core Christian. Screw all the false religions. This hasn't been my most educated reply but who really cares? WHATEVER!
Yes reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2006 5:28 PM
I agree on your Christianity claim but I still don't like YOU. I don't dislike what you stand for, I just dislike YOU. Here I'll put it in better words.
Whatever, I would greatly appreciate it if youo left this website and found a different one. Thankyou.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 7:19 AM
I am not going to leave. I don't really get why u do not like me. I only insult for defence. If you would be nice to me. I would be kind back. But, if you over-all don't like me, too bad really, because why should i care? I am actually greatful that you are Christian. Our World lacks kind hearted Christian individuals, and its nice to know there is another one that sees the truth amongst this forum. Amen.
Now i have to go.
No reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2006 7:37 PM
You know, I really dislike your using sarcasm when referring to Christianity.
Uh-huh reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 10:39 AM
I have yet to meet an actual person dedicated to religion that realy gives a rats ass about anyone else.
Its all about becoming part of a norm and conforming to someone elses ways.
Too many people have died, horribly since the dawn of time in the name of a faceless diety, that nobody can confirm as far as reality goes.
I will choose a path thats clear- I will choose freewill.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 5:35 PM
I was not being sarcastic. I swear i wasn't
yeah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 7:06 PM
surrrreeeee....you see. thats being sarcastic. which you were being.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2006 8:13 PM
I wasn't being sarcastic!
God knows i wasn't, and so I guess I don't care what u think. Espicially next to God.
shutup reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2006 2:21 PM
shutup.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2006 1:05 PM
Nooooooooooo!!!
She was alive I felt her presence.
Noooooooooooooooo!!
thats impossiable.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2006 5:28 PM
Any of you guys collect vintage Star Wars action figures?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2006 9:38 PM
i collect your mom's pubic hairs, fuck off, everyone hates you
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 10, 2006 10:43 AM
I collect vintage Starwars toys for the fact that I still have everything I ever got as a kid in the 70's.
In fact, I can brag that I still have 2 of the mail order Boba Fett figues still in the boxes! The 3rd I gave away to a little kid dying from cancer a few years ago, rumer is the mom sold it on E-bay for 500 bucks to help pay the bills!
My prize above all, is a mint copy of Marvels adaptation of "A new hope." It has the 35 cent price on it.
Anyone know what that might be worth?
I also have the one with 30 cents on it.
I know reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 10, 2006 2:32 PM
You got that? Wow! I have it in my Star Wars collectors book. It's worth 850 dollars. collectible indeed.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 10, 2006 5:11 PM
Cool indeed Darth Zoom! I am 15, so i have to get vintage figures at toy shows. I have about 20 vintage figures, most are in prime condition and have their original weapons most of which i had to buy seprately. I have one 1984 the power fo the force B-wing pilot figure on its card in awesome shape! I paid 15 for it at a toy show. My perhaps most cherrished star wars collectable are dresser sized store displayes myself, and my mom got. Also i have an Ewok cartoon (80's) animation cel, one of a kind of course. Yeah, collectable such as thoes are 1337 to me, and i will find out how much yer comic is worth zoom asap! bye!
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 10, 2006 10:48 PM
Its cool to know the younger generations are into Starwars.
Understand that almost 30 years ago when I was 10, we never even concieved it would get so big and last so long.
You guys think you want more starwars?
Imagine how it was not even having the internet!
You found out by a trailor in the theatre or on T.V!
RE: Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 11, 2006 1:50 PM
hell even I remember that, and I'm just 20. I can remember when i heard of the internet, tried out MSN when it was brand new, and i was AMAZED.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2006 1:31 PM
Wow, I've been away for a while again and that was quite a scary conversation.
Can the person flaming 'Whatever' please use a signature from now on? Because this was pointless and confusing.
I will now have to assume that it was either Star Wars Kid or Mickey Suttle who gave that odd rant..
-Darth Crisis
Darth Persious/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2006 5:32 PM
LISTEN UP!
The Shadowscourge site will be down for a while so that changes can be made to it for better usage. Thank you, sincerely, Darth Persious of Shadowscourge
no it wont reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2006 10:53 AM
take your finger out of your ear and stick it back in your butt
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2006 3:42 PM
hey zoom, in order for me to find a value of yer comic, could you give me its exact title and date published? thanks
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2006 5:06 PM
I have returned here, much to my surprise, and shame. What the hell has happened here?! What is all this gibberish??
WHO is this Darth Persious fella? Umm, you are NOT a part of Shadowscourge, I do not know what you are talkingt about... So please do not speak on behalf of Shadowscourge as if you are a part of the community, you are NOT.
OHH. And Supershadow is full of SHIT. All you people who believe that SHIT are just dumb or retarded or something! A Shadowscourge Convention is coming to Hickory, NC. There we will destroy Mickey Suttle, and we will celebrate his demise.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2006 8:44 PM
Thanks for mentioning him idiot, now people will flame, bitch, complain, and cry and pretty much spread hell in this forum for about a whole week now that u mentioned HIM. So good job. Now we will have to put up with SS supporters that talk too much. Not saying i support him, nor am i saying i don't.
Shutup Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 8:12 AM
You dumb idiot. This webpage is basically about SS and Star Wars rumors. It has been like that since it was created. I think if somebody mentions SuperShadow it is just doing what this website was created for.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 10:37 AM
It was Marvel comics, Starwars #1, released winter of 76'-77',there are 2, one has 30 cent cover, other has 35 cent.
Zoom to Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 10:58 AM
In order to exist here in peace you must understand once again that this thread is one of the main front lines for shadowscourges war with Supershadow.
Darth Elway is the main Admin. at Shadowscourge, he does not visit here much,just know who he is. No apology is needed since you did not know.
Darth Persious. A creature for my pleasure. I will be happy to flame you until you cry home to your mama. Tell her to prepare by buying a set of depend diapers and a large box of kleenex.
Then smack yourself in the face 20 times repeating, "good god, what have I done."
After you have removed what is left of supershadows poop from your nose, crawl back here and beg for forgivness. I await your return since I have been without a whipping boy for some time now.
ALL HAIL THE MAGNIFICENT SS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 6:26 PM
Supershadow has heard your words. And he does not like them. Bow down to the magnificent Supershadow. Bow you unworthy. It is SS who makes Star Wars good. Know it. Or beware the awesome power of his mightiness SuperShadow. You skeptics will all be conformed in the end. One way....or another. ALL HAIL SUPERSHADOW!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 8:37 PM
ss has a new survey, check it out, its interesting. Debating about Supershadow is a waste of time for me, so i will ask a few questions for yall, why don't u all just wait, the future will determine SS as true of false soon enough, also if SS is not for real, why hasn't Lucasfilm closed his site, i don't mean before, i mean why not now? Also, has Lucas ever denied SS.com ? If so, I WANT to know where. Also, if SS is fake, do you think Lucasfilm is benefitting from his site in some way, and thats why they keep it? Also, i know Lucasfilm has closed SS.com before, but why did they let it go?
Well... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2006 9:39 PM
All the answers to your questions are that you are a dick. It's plain and simple. You're a dick. And that's why things happen. I can't put it any clearer Mr. Whatever.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2006 9:53 AM
I would appriciate an educated reply. Darth Zoom, I would appriciate you answering all of the questions I have posted above, I am trying to evaluate the SS controversy as best as i can, I would like to read what u have to say, and not the one who posts under no name, and usually has weak talking skills. I am trying to be professional.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2006 9:53 PM
I can answer your insipid questions.
1) Why can't we just wait?
Sure we can, but that does nothing and satisfies no one.
2) Why hasn't LucasFilm closed his site?
On the internet, you can pretend to be anyone and anything you want, there are no crimes for posting a spoof site, and besides, how certain can we be that Lucasfilm has even heard of SS.com? I certainly didn't until I came to this ridiculous site. And I know COUNTLESS die-hard star wars fans taht haven't heard of his crappy site either, so why should we think that Lucasfilm has?
3)"has lucas denied ss.com?" No, sadly lucas has never pubicly commented about ss.com HOWEVER THAT ALSO MEANS HE HASNEVER SUPPORTED IT. Look at both sides, my friends.
4) "Could Lucasfilm be benefiting from it?"
No, no, no, YOU WILL DIE!
No, no way, no shape, NOTHING! He used to screw people out of their money by charging them and posting crap from hyperspace.com section of Star Wars, until they made him stop.
5) "Why did they let it go?" I'm not so sure I know that they have closed it before, but in the USA there is FREEDOM OF SPEECH which means Mickey Suttle can say ANYTHING he wants on the internet and pretend to be anyone at all.
Now do me a favor. Find me just one, JUST ONE Of SuperShadow's alleged "Documentaries"(which he CLAIMS are available at Best Buys and Wal*Marts everywhere) and THEN maybe i will consider him not being a COMPLETE jackass.
-Darth Crimson
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2006 5:59 AM
Thank you for that. Thats just what i wanted. Remember i will never reveal my true position of SS.com, I just want to get to the bottom of that ASAP. I like to condiser every side of all problems before evaluating them into a solution, if thats possible. Thanks again. Happy Easter!
Darth Persious/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2006 12:31 PM
As I promised, the forum has been changed to better suit me and my other followers there, like the new Supershadow Banner, and so on.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 10:27 AM
I find it very interesting Mr.Whatever that you would state that the future will tell if Supershadow is real or not. At this point I will not reveal why I am somewhat concerned for that statement.
So, let me ask you this: How long are you willing to wait?
One year, or ten?
Why does Lucasfilm not go after SS?
Freedom of speech for one. Its fake is another. Anyone that cant tell its fake is retarded.
Your unwillingness to reveal your stance in regards to Supershadow is an interesting thing, since for most its one way or the other.
I have challenged many to find the documentaries and none respond, therefore they do not exist.
Can you find any?
Do you really believe Lucas would hire an unknown to take over a mutimillion doller franchise???????
And one more thing, as most members of shadowscourge know, talk of Supershadow is not allowed at starwars.com's forums, so theres your denouncement. There are secrets to be known about all your questions, but only the chosen few have the true answers.
But I suspect you may already know some truths.
Darth Persious/Supershadow Inner Sanctum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 12:13 PM
You amuse me with all of this, but you, like the rest are utterly powerless to stop my agents now. You've been compromised, face it, any forum you create, I'll have my men infiltrate it and destroy it. Like Shmuckey Dales, you put too much trust into someone you didn't know, you let him get close enough to destroy you from the inside out, I congradulate you. Shadowscourge had a good run, but it's over now. All of your hard work will soon become nothing more than trash. As for your questions, I have the answeres, but I'm not going to honor you with my intelect.
Farewell Shadowscourge.
My My reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 12:59 PM
My Nerd sense...is tingling.
You guys are such losers and nerds. Who cares if SS is spreading crap about Star Wars. Does it really matter. Are you guys really that big of losers with no lives to piss about it all the time. As for the dick Whatever. I think you should leave and kill yourself. You're such a little dick you stupid brat.
Zoom to MY MY reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 2:49 PM
Shut your pie hole.
Your as worthless here as the tits on a boar.
It takes a nerd to know one, and if your nerd senseing power is that strong than you must be the most powerful nerd of all!
We must all bow to master MY MY, for his nerd power exceed's even mine!
All praise My MY! Killer cool! Rage on!
Zoom to MY MY reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 2:49 PM
Shut your pie hole.
Your as worthless here as the tits on a boar.
It takes a nerd to know one, and if your nerd senseing power is that strong than you must be the most powerful nerd of all!
We must all bow to master MY MY, for his nerd power exceed's even mine!
All praise My MY! Killer cool! Rage on!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 7:00 PM
Well SS claims he will have huge involvement with the future of star wars, if this becomes so, and all of what he says will be granted, the sequel trilogy, and everything else, if the sequel trilogy follows anothing close to what his outlines say, its safe to consider he is for real, but if nothing like so ever takes place, he is as fake as what many believe he is. I like to stay open minded to almost everything, unless there is a HUGE piece of faith or "evidence" strong enough to otherwise judge it. There is one way for me to have a certain opinion(more like a fact) of supershadow, that is words from George Lucas, if lucas says he is fake, he is, and vice-versa, i am sure it will be brought up sometime to the master, hopefully to him, and maybe the ss will reach controversy larger than itis on the web, and makes its way on television if it hasn't allready. I just want the truth from george. Also, i value what u all say, your analisis' have caused me to ponder this issue further, and i have considered what u both have said, thanks.
ps: what happened to shadowscourage?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 7:44 PM
The Truth about Mickey Suttle
The truth about Mickey Suttle is that he is actually a 32 year down syndrome man who lives in his Moms basement in Hickory N.C. his best friend the biggest loser nerd ever picked on at school created the persona of Shadowscourge for his mentally retarded friend Mickey he can't stand all these people making fun of his friend Mickey that he lost his job and sits at the computer day and night trying to defend a lie that went to far. SuperShadow.com is actually a complete and total scam and sometime within the next month it will be exposed, keep a look for CNN because you are going to hear of a grizzly murder involving a innocent retarded man and his really stupid friend. This mindless slaughter was brought on themselves. Im sorry you shouldn't have done this. Im very sorry I am not responsiable for what happens now........
Goosecock reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 8:59 PM
do u guys actually talk about star wars this much here?
RE: Goosecock reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 9:26 PM
do you really suck goosecock as much as you claim?
? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2006 9:45 PM
Am I really about to commit suicide in two days? The answer is yes. HAHAHA. I hate my life. Look up George Beinfeld in the obituaries in 5 days. Bye guys.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 6:37 AM
Suicide is a cowards way out.
There is no peace in the afterlife as well if you take that path.
Do yourself a favor and allow time to heal whatever your problems in life may be, you may be surprised to find that whatever it is, is not as bad as you once thought.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 7:27 AM
Well sorry, your most likely not going to hear it from Lucas, im sure he has more important things to worry about than some fan site, he has plenty of underlings to look out for that stuff, and if supershadow isint costing them anything, why should they waste thier time on it?
For most persons that are neutral or that believe in Shadow is due to the fact that they have strong "hope" for more movies, and its the only outlet they have for "possible" word of more movies.
As far as those "summaries" go, can you really visualize those as Lucas canon? They are silly if you see them that way, and thats what they are supposed to be. And the poll there is funny too!
Stick to official sources, if there are to be more "movies" made outside of cartoons or the series to come, you will hear about it. Until then, trust the word of Zoom, Shadow is not an employee of Lucas.
SS is totally real reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 8:17 AM
I was talking to SS on his new myspace called http://www.myspace.com/thx11384eb and there's no question hes the real deal so live with it losers.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 4:29 PM
he has a myspace now?
WOW
Hey what happened to shadowscourage?
Um... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 5:10 PM
I ate Shadowscourge because I was hungry. I don't dislike them, and I don't like SS either. I just ate them because I was hungry. So. Well....If you ever get hungry try not to eat a internet website. It's bad for the website plus it goes straight to your thighs. Don't get me started on big thighs. No really. So I won't say anything about them. Thanks for not getting me started. Anyways...Yeah. Peace out.
Oh!!??? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 5:15 PM
So now I'm a coward am I? Thanks buddy. Really helps. Now I'm jumping for sure. I hate you Darth Zoom. I thought one place I wouldn't be talked down on was the internet.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 7:34 PM
He was trying to help man. Accept his help, don't flame it. If u need HELP come to us and atleast try to act willing for it. Otherwise we have nothing to offer.
Sloppy Monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 8:44 PM
Hahahaha! He's gonna kill himself! Way to pick a place to tell everyone man, I'm gonna dig u up, then violate wat's left of your broken body after the fall, u sure u wann do it that way tho? pretty scary jus sitting there falling, wouldn't want any last regrets would u? hahahaha! idiot, jus blow yourslef away! hahaha, little pussy can't handle life.. awwwww... :( too bad
RE: Sloppy Monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 10:21 PM
sloppy, you're back!!!!!!!!!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2006 11:20 PM
I love Mickey, Mickey know everything about Starwars he has changed my life for the better, he is the best thing to ever happen to Starwars better than Lucas.
Yeah and if you beleive that shit I have some crap that George Lucas shit himself I would love to sale you guys.
Darth Crisis returned from the deadly reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 4:23 AM
After months of rehab, Darth Crisis has returned as SuperFlamer to hurt as much feelings as possible.
Let's start with Whatever, then Darth Persioun, then a random turd.
Thank you for that. Thats just what i wanted. Remember i will never reveal my true position of SS.com, I just want to get to the bottom of that ASAP. I like to condiser every side of all problems before evaluating them into a solution, if thats possible. Thanks again. Happy Easter!
You'd like to 'condiser' that SuperShadow is real? You'll never reveal your true opinion on this obvious case? HOW EXCITING!!
But seriously, the only reason you say this kind of stuff is because you secretely can't believe Mickey Suttle is making all this shit up.
Well, he is.
As I promised, the forum has been changed to better suit me and my other followers there, like the new Supershadow Banner, and so on.
What the fuck are you talking about? You are retarded, right?
You amuse me with all of this, but you, like the rest are utterly powerless to stop my agents now. You've been compromised, face it, any forum you create, I'll have my men infiltrate it and destroy it. Like Shmuckey Dales, you put too much trust into someone you didn't know, you let him get close enough to destroy you from the inside out, I congradulate you. Shadowscourge had a good run, but it's over now. All of your hard work will soon become nothing more than trash. As for your questions, I have the answeres, but I'm not going to honor you with my intelect.
Farewell Shadowscourge.
Goodbye retard.
My Nerd sense...is tingling.
You guys are such losers and nerds. Who cares if SS is spreading crap about Star Wars. Does it really matter. Are you guys really that big of losers with no lives to piss about it all the time. As for the dick Whatever. I think you should leave and kill yourself. You're such a little dick you stupid brat.
My turd sense is tingling just like my penis.
HAHAHA!! If we are such geeks and nerds, then how come you know about SuperShadow and all of that shit? You must have been doing research just to scream like a little girl at us for doing the same you do. You sir are a genuine moron.
PS: all the messages you see here weren't made in one day so check yourself before you make a fool out of yourself.
-Darth Crisis
PS: Sloppy Monkey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 4:25 AM
You're gay.
-Darth Crisis
Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 5:58 AM
>What the fuck are you >talking about? You >are retarded, right?
>You're gay
First of all, Shadowscourge is the group with a retarded member. Second, everybody knows that the only people who call other people names like gay are only covering up for themselves. So enjoy smoking that pole. What does Zoomy call you in bed, Darth Bitch?
RE: DarthCrisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 6:01 AM
oops sorry i meant to diect that comment to DarthCrisis, but I'll be calling you darth Bitch now.
The riddler reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 11:59 AM
The riddler....has returned. Soon riddles will fly an you will not know what to do. HAHAHA
The Riddler reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 2:14 PM
But everybody knows that was the worst Batman movie. Worst. Ever.
No wait, the Arnie one was the worst ever. But that Riddler one? Second worst, ever.
Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 2:30 PM
"So enjoy smoking that pole. What does Zoomy call you in bed, Darth Bitch?"
Hey assmaster, I guess if your theory is correct (that people call others gay to cover up for themselves), then you've just proven yourself guilty!!!
Think before you open your mouth, jeez!
"Der your the one with retarded members hardy har har har i'm so clever" oh shut up, i'm sick of all these kids posting thinkin they are SO SMART! For the love of God, PISS OFF
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 2:33 PM
Well, i think I am smart sir.
Assmaster reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 2:38 PM
What do you call him in bed, anyways? Do you touch his Zoom Stick?
Listen, up, Shadowscourge losers! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 2:50 PM
Do you Shadowscourge members have any idea why everywhere you go, there are people making fun of you? It's not because of SS himself, or Cory, or any imaginary legion of SS fans that defend him everywhere.
It's because you guys are so damned entertaining.
You're like the kid in the grade 3 class. Everybody picks on him because it's easy. And then you guys always fly off the handle, saying gay this and gay that, it's hilarious.
Have you guys ever heard of Mr. Bergis?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis.html
You guys are exactly like him! Do you think people would pick on Mr. Bergis if he didn't fly off the handle so beautifully every time? Everybody's laughing at you and you don't even know it. Did you ever have dignity?
Gay this and gay that, man this is just like grade 3 here. I even saw people trying to use the "n" word! Hahaha!
Now of course, by posting this, I'm serving two purposes. One is to help you restore whatever is left of your dignity, but secretly I'm hoping you guys will fly off your handles again. It's always funny when you do.
If you guys had a little more maturity and intelligence, maybe people wouldn't make fun of you all the time. Even though you're chasing around some internet guy who's a bigger loser than you are.
"Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows him?" Well, in this case, DEFINITELY the fool who's following. We all hope you continue chasing your fool, because damn, you guys are so funny to watch.
I think I saw SS at a shopping mall! OOH BIG NEWS!
Hahaha, you guys crack me up!
Kirk out.
Darth Hexus reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 3:06 PM
if anyone's laughing, it would be men... at u. because U hav nothing better to do than talk shit about us, wen u don't even know. We have our reasons for goingafter suttle,and as for u... "Mr. Kirk" , y don't u actually go do sumthing constructive with your life, other than talk shit about ppl, whos' in 3rd grade. U remind me of the girl in skool that talks shit about ppl and can't back it up. "Gay this, gay that" let ppl say wat they want, if u wanna stop um, go and do sumthing about it, insteadof talkin shit like a little school girl. bitch. bye ;)
Haha reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 3:16 PM
U R so kewl dood. Can I B yur friend?
Haha, thanks for proving my theory right. Rage on!
Kirk out!
Mr. Kirk reply
Posted by Here Comes Jim (none@none.com) on April 19, 2006 3:26 PM
i'm not a trekkie, but i've been reading this, and I gotta agree wit kirk. some people here just let everybody else push there buttons. kirk has a point there, as soon as he posted that then that other guy came along and reacted exactly like kirk wanted. its kinda funny but kinda sad too so....lol
RE: Mr. Kirk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 6:21 PM
Mr. Kirk,
i can understand why you think what you think, but try to understand it from our point of view. We believe mickey Suttle (aka Supershadow) is a fake and is, therefore, disgracing something that is near and dear to many: Star Wars. Love it or leave it man, we like to flame people who support him. Think of something that YOu love. Let's say baseball. Let's pretend for a second that your favorite team is the Yankees. But this guy makes a website that has all these dressed up rumours to make them look real and he talks smack on Joe Torre (the manager) and some of the team's best players. Let's say he even pretends to have george Steinbrenner (owner) answer Questions from fans. He might say stuff like this./
"yeah Johnny Damon is no good to us, we're gonna send him back to Boston."
then when it doesn't happen, he'll either ignore it, or post as the owner again saying "Well he's proved himself worthy."
Do you understand? We love star Wars, and we can't stand people who support SuperShadow, who we believe to be a liar. Sure there's immaturity and gay-calling, but which is more immature: A 30 year old man pretending to be George lucas, lying to thousands upon thousands of people? Or some hardcore fans who insult him?
-Darth Crimson
Kirk to Enterprise...beam me out. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 7:21 PM
I understand fully. What you might not realize is that this is not a unique situation. The internet is littered with people like your SS. Littered! There are dozens like him in every possible field of interest. That's not even what I'm talking about though, that has no interest to me whatsoever.
What I am getting at is guys like that Hexus above me is. People like that are wind-up toys. You push the button and watch them go! Someone's been pushing a lot of buttons here. Just look, he's a perfect case study. I wound him up and watched him go without even trying.
Obviously lots of people have been doing the same here, and I have a feeling there are a lot of people having laughs at your expense. All someone has to do is shout, "SS RULEZ YO!" and then someone else says, "Shut yo mouth biyatch before I shut it 4 U!" They're just doing it to wind you up, but you fall for it every single time.
Beam me up Scotty...no intelligent life down here.
Kirk out!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2006 7:33 PM
the original star trek is bad, the next generation is soo much better, but Star Wasr still puts all to shame
Star Wasr! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 3:13 AM
Oh, I can't agree with you more. I have the Star Wasr Trliogy!
Kirk out...beam me the hell out of here!
RE: Star Wasr! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 6:14 AM
Kirk, you seem like a reasonable fellow. I like you.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 10:48 AM
Dear Mr. Kirk. Thank you for exposing us for what we really are you are so right and so superior to all of us here I mean we are just a bunch of angry, immature, stupid, people who have no goals and are losers in life. Thank you again.
Wait a Minute!!!!! Who the hell are you!! to judge you are just another internet geek just like us or you wouldn't be on this freaking page!!! You should just shut your stupid fucking mouth you idiot hypocrite. See I will say what I want here if I want to say Mickey Suttles the best Ill say it, wait all never fucking say that, but if I wanted to I would. If I want to say his website is complete and utter bullshit and he is a piece of shit Ill say it. If I want to fly off the handle and rave and rant Ill do it. In fact thats why I come to this page its fun!! See you find it entertainng and I love to entertain so read em and laugh and be like oh he is so stupid but to throw your shit back at you who is more stupid us "Shadowscourge Members" for ranting and raving and flying of the handle or some dumb ass who thinks we are so stupid yet reads are shit and wastes time out of his day to comment on us. Yeah your right we are the losers...... Get a clue. Beam him back scotty they dont' want his stupid ass up there. Bring him back here with the rest of the unintelligents.
YOU RULE! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 1:58 PM
Whoever you are, thank you again for simply illustrating my point. You guys are so funny. No wonder people keep on jerking your chains! You provide free amusement.
Did you check out Mr. Bergis? Maybe you are Mr. Bergis!
Kirk out!
chosen one! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 2:11 PM
haha, hey chosen one how old are you? what state are you from? somethin tells me texas or some fuckin' redneck shit. you flame mr. kirk for telling it like it is, thats so funny. truth hurts hey dumass.
hehe ss rules! flame me flame me.
Mr? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 2:35 PM
By the way, it's Captain Kirk. Mr. was Spock. Regardless of whatever K/S fiction you may have read, James T. Kirk don't play that.
See man? Now they're just taunting you.
I'm going to provide the Mr. Bergis link again.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis.html
I'm not like these other guys, I'm not trying to purposely antagonize anybody...well, not TOO much. Be he friend or foe of Mr. SuperShadow, I'm just here to observe, as is Starfleet's prime directive.
So listen, just chill out for a second, grab a soda (or a beer if that's your thing) and hit up that Mr. Bergis link.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis.html
I promise you will laugh your balls off. Except the girls, they'll laugh their tits off. But after you listen to the files there, just sit back and chill, and think for a second. Because just like those guys are winding up Mr. Bergis, a lot of people here are guilty of winding you up and watching you go. They know it. They haven't admitted it yet, but they know it.
Live long and prosper.
Kirk out.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 4:17 PM
Kirk, you have been here for less than 2 days and allready u act like you own this thread. AND, the Original Star Trek Series is very boring and un-entertaining. Oh, and why was Enterprise canceled? Oh sorry.
Enterprise reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 4:29 PM
I wouldn't know, I've never seen the show.
Kirk out.
Hmmm... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 5:24 PM
Well Mr. Kirk. You're points are dumb and therefore, immature. I have messed with people on here a lot. Ask Whatever, I impersonated him. But you're not proving your point by telling hardcore Star Wars fans not to blow up when someone says something they strongly disagree with. You are just a loser who is trying to be smart on an internet webpage. It is...the truth.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 5:49 PM
hey uh, just leave kirk if u start crap. If you don't the galatic empire will waste the star trek federation!
All of you rule reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 6:38 PM
You guys crack me up. I love it!
Kirk out!
Hahaha reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 6:50 PM
I bet we do. hahaha. You are so witty and smart Captain Kirk. HAHAHA
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2006 7:33 PM
I know Kirk was a Captain you fucking moron puss infected ass air you are probably Mickey Suttles best friend sitting in his moms basement destroying a few more brain cells. You see I could give a fuck about anything you have to say just like Mr. Whatever I think I ignored everyone of his posts and the only reason I am acknowledging yours is because well you are actually amusing me you freaking idiot. Exactly that why im on this page because you amuse me so I guess we are just mutually entertaing each other because your smugness of having your head up your ass and you thinking it doesn't stink is freaking great to me. Also I know Kirk was a Captain your not Kirk that why I called you Mr. But if you would prefer Mrs. Kirk not a problem. Anyway have a nice fucking day dumb ass. Why dont' you go to some gay porn site and spank it. Dork!!!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2006 3:08 AM
It's like a science experiment, and Chosen One is my lab rat. Notice he didn't even read the text of the post. Good job Chosen One, here is your cheese.
Kirk the fuck out!
dicks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2006 3:35 AM
chosen one eats a bag of dicks for breakfast hahaha.
hey kirk did you see there is a new star trek movie coming out. it is about young kirk and spok http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117941815?categoryid=10&cs=1&s=h&p=0
c.o. + s.s. = true luv reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2006 4:18 AM
hey chosenone, congrats, i saw on the news that you and mcikey suttle got your gay wedding approved. its nice to see two men find trye love. awesome man, brings a tear to my fuckin' eye
WTF reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2006 8:39 AM
Who the fuck are these bitches who have come on our website. Get the fuck off already. And why has Captain Kirk magically banded together a bunch of prison bitches for himself?
RE: WTF reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2006 11:02 AM
It's probably mickey
It is Mickey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2006 1:51 PM
I heard he broke all his blow up dolls and his Kirk slave escaped causeing a riot at the local gay strip.
After burning his bridges with the Captain Kirk slave club he knew he would have to find an outlet for his lost sex holes.
In honer of his lost sex slave, he has adopted his personality, that of an overfucked asshole.
RE: Assmaster reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2006 1:58 PM
Here I am butt dart.
You got something to say about me little boy?
Lets go, give it your best shot- Zoom.
Beam me up! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2006 2:16 PM
Oh come on guys, you can do better than a few gay jokes. Why don't you drop a few F-bombs while you're at it?
The best part is, you guys have no idea how well you illustrated my own points (mainly because you didn't even read my posts).
Well, my job here is done. Scotty...beam me up. Set course for the weekend. Replicate me some Romulan ale!
So. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2006 3:28 PM
So does this mean you're finally going to leave? Hopefully, yes. But if you're going to stay...well it's funny to watch you revel in your own self proclaimed "genius".
RE: So. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2006 4:16 PM
ss licks bum
RE: Beam me up! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2006 5:10 PM
see, mr kirk, we don't really care what you think at all. You can call us ridiculous and say we're immature for calling you gay, but who cares? Why, why do it? Are trying to prove something to us? Ok, fine you proved your point, now you can go back to your little hole in the ground and leave us alone. If we've done something wrong, then fine, flame away. but if not, we dont' really give a crap what you think. And the whole Star Trek thing doesn't phase anyone either, so stop trying to cause controversy.
-Darth Crimson
captain kirk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2006 4:31 AM
i don't think he was trying to 'phase' anybody (nice pun crimson) with the star trek thing, i think he was just a trekkie.
but i do think he made a point...we look pretty stupid to the outside world i think...i think he could have made his point in a nicer way...which made him no better than us...but then again he stepped aside too...i dunno but its not like all the flaming changed anybodies minds it just made people mad and when people are mad they don't listen anymore...
also i don't think he was a newbie i think he's been posting since august 2005 if you read back...
ps i'm not a newbie neither...
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2006 6:19 AM
Why does he say, "You hadn't even read my posts?" What in the heck does he mean? Makes no sence to me. Also, Kirk, what is your purpose and goal here? You just kinda popped up.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2006 8:03 AM
he posted back in 2005 he didn't just pop up.
Well reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2006 9:46 AM
Hmmm...If a dog and a cat breed they make a cog. Right? But if a log and dog breed what do they make? They don't make a "dog", and most certainly don't make a "log".
QUESTION OF THE DAY
Re: Well reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2006 10:01 AM
Rememeber Log from Ren & Stimpy?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2006 1:42 PM
He didnt post back in 2005 that was me fucking with everyone back then when I first came on, see you can't assume anything. As for the dudes calling me gay fine your right I have three sons because Im a homo and thats my cover I want to fuck everyone of you in the assholes until it bleeds, great Im fucking gay. Thats awesome!!! But at least Im an attractive homo unlike this deusch bag Kirk. I read all of you shit dumb ass and maybe if you read my post you would get that see, you are entertaining me all of you are entertaining me just as much as I entertain you now Scotty beam his ass the fuck off this planet and back to the shithole galaxy of retards where he came from. Out!!! Fucking Trekkies.
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2006 5:33 PM
man, I am so sorry Chosen One. I'm actually just a faggot looking for some easy action.
kirk out! beam me up scotty!
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2006 7:33 PM
beam yer ass
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2006 7:36 PM
I think you are actually mentally retarded Kirk, yep that explains it, he gets on here for is 20 minitue a day computer day at the mental ward. Its ok bro, Star Trek will make a come back I know it so stop worrying I know it can be hard but you have to try.
Trek sucks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2006 10:18 PM
Fuck him, I hope he gets raped by a gang of horny Vulcans drunk on Romulan ale and his balls explode from the pressure.
Hello reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2006 10:58 PM
It's not gay unless you like it...
WISDOM OF THE DAY
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2006 4:59 AM
You can be gay and be married with three sons, just like me. My boyfriend is hot...my wife doesn't know.
smaggletooth reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2006 7:11 AM
my favourte star was charatcre is smaggletooth from the cantabi svene
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2006 10:13 AM
You can be gay and be married with three sons, just like me. My boyfriend is hot...my wife doesn't know.
I didn't post this and whoever did can fucking go to hell. Say what ever you want but dont' attatch my name to it bitch.
Darth Hexus reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2006 11:04 AM
Holy shit!! That Mr. Bergis shit is soooo god damned funny!
"Faggot, fuckin, fucker, faggot, fucker, faggot!" Lmao! Guys, u've got to listen to this shit! I't soo funny.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2006 11:53 AM
I have multiple personality disorder, so the above post by me was made by my homophobic personality. I call him Tex. I assure you that I truly am very happily gay, and my favourite movie is Brokeback Mountain! Please don't tell my wife! If you'll excuse me, there's a Streisand festival on TV! Must go, tah tah!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2006 1:05 PM
stop impersonating people, this place is infested with gay little jawa's!!!!
Did you know... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2006 1:59 PM
That the word "gay" appears 134 times in this thread? 134 times, and that does not include words such as "fag" "faggot" or "richard simmons".
GROW THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOU.
moron reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2006 4:30 PM
big ups to the guy who thinks he's cool for posting it 104 more times. clearly you're a mature human being
I'm back guys reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2006 7:15 PM
WOH guys! I haven't been on for such a long time. It's been like 5 months. Well. I got some updates on Star Wars episode 10.
Tom Cruise said that he will still play the role of Yun Sooka and Mat Damon is still going to play his character(but they changed the character's name to Mall Foylum). It still has it's scheduled release date of May 19, 2026. The evil Sith Lord, Lord
Samerkand, still doesn't have an official actor playing him. I have been hearing rumors that Yun Sooka might have a love interest. Sources say that it would be a 24 year old women who isn't a jedi but he would train her to be one. And I know what you've been dying to hear about; The ShaSharn Galaxy. Even though it will be introduced in the movie it won't play a very crucial role. They will find that individuals in the Shasharn galaxy have high midiclorian counts but not very long life spans. Most of the movie will take place in the star Wars galaxy. Corussant actually doesn't play a humongous role since new sectors of governments will be introduced in the movie. It think if they want to fit the entire plot into te movie it will have to be at least 160 minutes. They will probably edit though. Well, there is your episode 10 updates. Enjoy.
P.S. The name is yet to be announced.
RE: Darth Crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2006 1:39 AM
First of all, Shadowscourge is the group with a retarded member. Second, everybody knows that the only people who call other people names like gay are only covering up for themselves. So enjoy smoking that pole. What does Zoomy call you in bed, Darth Bitch?
Oh, I'm sorry. I already feared I had the wrong guy. I guess my rant didn't really work out then. The real Mickey Suttle or whatever don't respond anyways..
-Darth Crisis
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2006 6:54 AM
what??
Kirk and Mr. Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2006 10:20 AM
Hey guys I would just like to say me Kirk, and Mr. Whatever are the same I keep posting and copying people because I really am gay in real life and you guys have really hurt my feelings I like cock and I think Mickey Suttle is Hot so you guys have really hurt me by making fun of him. I would just really like to apologize to all of you especialy Chosen One who I ripped on because I secretly want to fuck him. I am really sorry guys anyway go brokeback mountain is starting up. See ya boys
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2006 12:20 PM
You are not me, you are a sad little boy/teen, that has no life, and needs to do something constructive in any way shape or form. Please find a life other than from a server, find a girl maybe, a caring individual, or maybe, maybe a NORMAL friend. Good Bye. I wish you luck, eben though in my experiance their is no such thing as luck...
K reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2006 4:58 PM
Um.....poop. Hehehe. I'm so funny.
no reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2006 6:33 PM
no
Rude reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2006 8:08 PM
I think you should laugh at my statements mean man. I also think that using that "no" expression is vulgar. So...Shutup you dumb piece of cow crap!!! Dingleberries are all over your mouth.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2006 8:48 PM
Commencing Countdown 3.2.1. Death Star Blast to all the idiots on this thread. Just talk about Starwars or a Starwars related topic or go the hell away. Thanks.
(pin drop) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 25, 2006 2:38 PM
Are the idiots all gone? Good. Here's something Star Wars related for y'all, the best Star Wars fan movie ever created. PINK FIVE STRIKES BACK!
http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/pink5_strikes
Pink 5 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 25, 2006 2:48 PM
I wanna strike her in her litte pink bottom.
Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2006 1:58 PM
Mickey Suttle will produce Episode 7-9 and he will make the best trilogy in the series.
Shadowscourge need to get lives and accept that there are other things in the world apart from SS.
Personally, I think that SS is credible and a very talented script writer and producer. Please just give him a chance to do the best three Star Wars ever.
Kirk out
Pink Five reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2006 2:29 PM
Now we have fake Kirk impersonators too! People here have no life at all.
Here's the new Pink Five movie.
http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/return_pink
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2006 2:40 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/spirit-of-truth.html
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2006 6:17 PM
i don't think the pink five movies are funny, but i'd like to stick it in her pink, 5 times.
Mods? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2006 6:33 PM
Where are the mods? Why has no one locked or deleted this thread yet? Hello? Hello?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2006 6:35 PM
i didn't post that link, idiots!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 27, 2006 3:59 AM
Really?! that';s too bad man, i laughed at that link so hard i nearly barfed my cheerios back into the bowl. i never heard a tv preacher say "mutherfucka" so much in a sermon before! shit man that was hilarious
From Kirk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2006 2:02 AM
Mickey Suttle will produce Episode 7-9 and he will make the best trilogy in the series.
Shadowscourge need to get lives and accept that there are other things in the world apart from SS.
Personally, I think that SS is credible and a very talented script writer and producer. Please just give him a chance to do the best three Star Wars ever.
If you can't accept this then you all need a reality check!!
Kirk out
RE: From Kirk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2006 3:09 AM
Hi fake Kirk,
How do I know you're a fake?
Because the real Kirk is sitting right next to me at work, dingleberry.
The REAL Kirk Replies Back reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2006 11:42 AM
Yeah man, ur funny pretending to be me!!
IT IS a fact that all you can do with your life is be SAD and pretend to be me!!
I did NOT write the previous post!!
You guys in Shadoscourge should get lives because Mickey Suttle WILL produce the trilogy featured on his site. SS is a talented guy-you just cant see it cos your all losers, especially Darth Elway and Chosen One.
SS will do the next trilogy-Live with and stop complaining about a very nice and considerate guy.
Kirk out
Kirk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2006 2:12 PM
Hi all.
This is Kirk.
The real Kirk. I only have access to the computer during the week, so if you ever saw that monkey pretending to be me on a weekend, well, that wasn't me. I haven't posted since last Friday. I'm sure the guy pretending to be me is either "whatever" or "Chosen One". But I actually don't give a rat's ass. Why should I? I'm a nameless faceless poster to you.
The reason for this post is just to say don't believe the hype. That guy's spelling and grammar has enough flaws that you can tell it's not me. Besides, I always say...
Kirk out!
or
Kirk the fuck out!
instead of
Kirk out
See the subtle differences? Now, I will say that this is ABSOLUTELY my final posting here. Because this is complete nonsense, and you are all wastes of time and skin for pretending to be me or SS or whatever or Chosen One or whoever.
So, have a good weekend, you won't be seeing me again, but maybe you'll be seeing him again.
Kirk the fuck out!
PS - I think SS is a fraud like everyone else. I simply just don't give a fuck.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2006 3:04 PM
You are a flip-flop talker Kirk. By the way i NEVER impersonated you or anyone else EVER. Bye
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2006 3:36 PM
Mickey Suttle is a fraud and thats all I really care about you dorks can say whatever the hell you want about me its your perogitive
Chosen One Out
see the suttle differencies. LMFAO
Spock reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2006 5:52 AM
No-one will miss you Kirk. You support SS and want to be him.
We are all glad you won't be coming back cos your tongues up Mickey's ass.
Spock out!
Spock = fake Kirk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2006 8:16 AM
hahaha, hi Spock you fake Kirk, you can tell you're the same guy because you spell "cos" the same way! fake fake loser loser
Yeah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2006 9:50 PM
So you guys are gay and..your gay losers? interesting. well have fun with that. beccause im going to cancun. not really. but i do have a bunch of illegal immigrants in my basement who will serve me punch and fan me with palm branches for .50 cents an hour. am i gonna have a good time.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2006 11:57 PM
Shadowscourges top 10 most hated list.
1. Mickey Suttle
2. Mickey Suttle
3. Mickey Suttle
4. Mickey Suttle
5. Mickey Suttle
6. Mickey Suttle
7. Mickey Suttle
8. Mickey Suttle
9. Mickey Suttle
10.Yep you guessed it Mickey Suttle.
See Kirk, Cory, Mr. Whatever you don't even rank all we care about is SS once we destroy him the rest will follow, you guys are so naive and gulliable anyone who really thinks Mickey Suttle is legit has got to be retarded beyond beleif
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2006 5:41 AM
Never call me naiive you gay little terd, Shadowscourge will only last a few years tops, you guys will just see that Suttle will out $mart you whatever you do, try destroying his myspace account again, but oh, you can't, face it, Mickey has you outsmarted, and it doesn't mater about Supershadow, if he is real or fake, and also, who really cares? His site is entertaining. Just give it up because little scirmishes against Suttle will ultimately not work, what u are doing is illegal, defacing sites is illegal, and wrong, if you don't like what he is doing.....TOO BAD FOR YOU!!!
"Telling thigs how they are!"
-Darth Sweers
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2006 6:01 AM
Kirk-please stop pretending to be other people and learn to stop wetting your bed.
Shadowscourge will fail, ha ha ha!!
SS will prevail!!
Mickey Mouse out!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2006 11:10 AM
It will work and it is working, Mickey and all his little bitches can move out to the country and keep living brokeback mountain style.
Mark Hamill reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2006 12:43 PM
Mickey Suttle is a fraud, the guy sends me fan mail all the time he is a huge stalker George needs to get this guy put in Jail as for the sequel trilogy I just signed on. Production is to begin in 2010 Suttle knows nothing.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2006 1:59 PM
I was not impersonated this time, my last message was from ME.
Kirks Back reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2006 2:24 PM
I just got back from Hickory N.C. me and Mickey had a cock sucking contest but of course Mickey won. Im just not as good as I use to be right Mr. Whatever.
Kirk the fuck out.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2006 6:19 PM
STFU, keep me out of your sick, perverted, homosexual, impure thoughts, and hopefully not actions. Leave me out of your fantasies, go kiss a girl or something, that is, if you are not FUGLY. Get a life you tart. By the way, the TOS of Star Trek, is of a horrible low quality, without the Next Generation, Star Trek would have suffered the same fate as older science fiction stories.
RE: Kirks Back reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2006 3:33 AM
if someone was to search the earth for the biggest nerds, losers, geeks, and fags, they'd just stop when they got to this message board
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2006 7:29 AM
Fuck you Cory. We didint hack anybody, your so busy acting like Shadows little bitch you dont even know when your being used.
You had your chance with us but your so intent on the idea that your gonna get a part in the alledged next Starwars movie to alledgedly be made by Shadow. Take a serious look son, by the time those supposedly get made, how old will you be???? Will you really fit the part of Katarn??? LMFAO!
The only one who took down the last SS myspace account was Shadow. If Scourge had done it the perps would have bragged about it.
All you guys are trying to do is give Scourge a bad name.
Go for it! And we can say anything we want, its called freedom of speech, and SS is a non-profit site, so we are not costing your "friend" anything, if anything we are giving "them" free advertising.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2006 3:56 PM
please tell me everything you know about Cory.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2006 12:15 PM
Sorry Whatever, I can reveal nothing for you as silly as that sounds.
There exists a code of conduct that says "Know your enemy, respect your enemy".
I would be happy to oblige, however as far as I know you are not a member of Scourge, however, I am willing to provide a path to cure your curiosity, if you are who you say you are.
For one, there are existing posts above made by Cory, check November perhaps.
You can, using your search engine, enter a combo of Supershadow and Cory.
Everything known of Cory has been revealed by him, such as his Myspace account.....
Other than that, he poses no threat, he is nothing other than a friend of Supershadow.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2006 4:01 PM
Thanks, I will look into it :-)
So... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2006 8:00 PM
So what you guys are saying is that you have nothing better to do then find out about this cory character who you've never met except for over the internet? And that this Whatever guy is trying to just tag along and seem intelligent...interesting. I think you guys need girlfriends. Hell. Even a boyfriend would do you some good. At least you wouldn't be so secluded.
Ah. I'm just pullinh you guyses chains. I didn't mean any of that stuff. Hehehe. Funny right?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2006 4:01 AM
Well, mostly strange, but i will say some of it hints to contain some humor.
No reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2006 6:34 PM
You're wrong. ALL of it hinted strongly to humor. Nay, all of it was humor.....Let me tell you a story about Mr. Peabody and the day he went to New York City.
Mr. Peabody was from the rural village of Mantopeakawaga. He had never been to the big city. But his parents made him go to find his destiny(he found anything but). When he got to NYC the first thing he saw was a shootout between the cops and five lack people with black masks on. "I have a bad feeling about this", he said. He went to the nearest drugstore he could see, and to his dismay, they actually sold illegal drugs! And cops were in there too accepting bribes. He went outside and saw a guy and a woman having oral intercourse. The guy payed the woman money and she went to a guy in a purple suit. The guy in the purple suit took the money and slapped the woman. "Wowsers! What type of place is this?" said Mr. Peabody. A few months passed and Mr. Peabody was hit hard with depression. "I'm depressed", said Mr. Peabody to the speaker in the Mcdonalds drive thru. He got his food and ate it very fast. He then went to Long Island and sat on the beach for awhile. After sitting he made up his mind. He started to walk into the sea until he drowned himself. He had commited suicide. Many months later the news reached his parents. After the letter his dad said, "Well darn me. Ya win some, ya lose some. Yuk, yuk, yuk."
What is the point of this story? There is no point. Except to always wear protection in the line of duty(if you know what
I mean, huh huh huh).
Mickey Suttle reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2006 9:42 AM
I just want to admit one time only I am the biggest loser on the net. I am very unsuccessfule and a loser in life, I made up Supershadow because Im gay and even guys don't want me. So please forgive me all of you. Love forever your friend Mickey.
RE: Mickey Suttle reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2006 9:26 PM
you guys are all fucking lame to keep pretending to be Mickey and Kirk and whatever, etc. grow up and talk star wars like a real fan
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2006 6:06 AM
Yeah man, lets get things started again, so what do yall think of the triliogy being released on dvd again in their original "un-tampered" format? I think its great, but i wish i didn't have the new ones now.....it was done for money by Luca$film ofcourse, but they need all the bling bling they can get for the shows and beyond.
Yeah man... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2006 7:57 AM
Yeah man. shutup. you need to shutup. so bling bling. this is one diced out shutup.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2006 9:38 AM
I am just trying to keep this thread alive, so you, yes YOU STFU. Thank you.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2006 11:44 AM
Yeah I can't wait for the trilogy to come out again, I will buy it, Im a sucker for SW. It will be awesome.
Supershadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2006 2:57 PM
I rule the SW galaxy Shadowscourge is a bunch of losers in life trying to discredit me. Please to all of my loyal fans help fight the good fight and I will get you all roles as stormtroopers or jawas or something. Please SS needs you.
Woh reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2006 5:04 PM
A Jawa? Are you serious. I'm game. What do you need me to do? I am in your service Lord SuperShadow of the Earth nebula.
RE: Woh reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2006 10:41 AM
Yeah me too!!!! OOO OOO OOO!!!!!
Can I be a sound effect?????Huh HUh????
Maybe I can be like, a pile of bantha poop!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE????????????????
Niggers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2006 2:12 PM
I eat *n-word*s for breakfast. porch monkey cock sucking *n-word*s is their names. so remember. censorship is pointless because you know what it is blocking anyways...or do you?
SS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2006 4:12 AM
Supershadow is my fav person ever!!!!
Darth Zoom
Darth Crisis returned from deadly episode III reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2006 9:01 AM
Mickey Suttle will produce Episode 7-9 and he will make the best trilogy in the series.
Shadowscourge need to get lives and accept that there are other things in the world apart from SS.
Personally, I think that SS is credible and a very talented script writer and producer. Please just give him a chance to do the best three Star Wars ever.
Kirk out
I'll give him a chance but he will take too long to make them. I'm sorry but I'll have the licenses and the resources faster than Mickey.
And yes, there is unfortunately more in life than SuperShadow. Even though he says he's God, for some strange reason he is lying or something.
Who could have thought.
Hi fake Kirk,
How do I know you're a fake?
Because the real Kirk is sitting right next to me at work, dingleberry.
Oh my god, Kirk is sitting right next to you, what the hell!! And Picard told me he died a long time ago. Conclusion: who cares.
hahaha, hi Spock you fake Kirk, you can tell you're the same guy because you spell "cos" the same way! fake fake loser loser
RAWR!!!!
Never call me naiive you gay little terd, Shadowscourge will only last a few years tops, you guys will just see that Suttle will out $mart you whatever you do, try destroying his myspace account again, but oh, you can't, face it, Mickey has you outsmarted, and it doesn't mater about Supershadow, if he is real or fake, and also, who really cares? His site is entertaining. Just give it up because little scirmishes against Suttle will ultimately not work, what u are doing is illegal, defacing sites is illegal, and wrong, if you don't like what he is doing.....TOO BAD FOR YOU!!!
"Telling thigs how they are!"
-Darth Sweers
Oh no! Defacing sites is illegal and you are not naiive!!! SuperShadow will use super intelligence to out$mart us all!!1
I pledge allegiance to Mickey, let me live!
STFU, keep me out of your sick, perverted, homosexual, impure thoughts, and hopefully not actions. Leave me out of your fantasies, go kiss a girl or something, that is, if you are not FUGLY. Get a life you tart. By the way, the TOS of Star Trek, is of a horrible low quality, without the Next Generation, Star Trek would have suffered the same fate as older science fiction stories.
Okay.
if someone was to search the earth for the biggest nerds, losers, geeks, and fags, they'd just stop when they got to this message board
This message board is pure evil! It consists out of sinnARS!!! A.K.A. Whatever..
please tell me everything you know about Cory.
Cory is an internet warrior who was defeated by the legendary warriors of Shadowscourge in the times of Jesus Christ.
Cory is now trapped in the abyss of internet bullshit until the year 3499.
And he's a nut.
I eat *n-word*s for breakfast. porch monkey cock sucking *n-word*s is their names. so remember. censorship is pointless because you know what it is blocking anyways...or do you?
I don't know. What's your point?
-OMGWTFBBQ Darth Crisis out
that... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2006 8:03 PM
that was a complete waste of your time darth crisis. nobody cares what you think about there comments. so when you post. post something original worth reading. like the story of mr. peabody i wrote. ;)
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2006 9:29 PM
I tend to disagree Crisis that was fantastic, you had me laughing so hard. The story of Mr. Peabody was okay, but I Crisis is a real poster. As for the rest of you. Tremble before the glorious might of Chosen One. Oh wait what the hell whos that behind the mask oh fuck its a crusty old white dude, not very intimidating. "Luke you were right about me, tell your sister you were right" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, Whatever
OOOOOUUUUUTTTTT
Darth Xanatos/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2006 12:13 PM
Take a look at what your little friend Hexus has been up to:
http://z3.invisionfree.com/Time_of_Serenity/index.php?act=idx
and yes, I'm back. With some help from some "new" friends. Hahahaha!!!
RE: Darth Xanatos/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2006 1:58 PM
Ahhhhhhh, a creature for my amusment!
Prepare for battle!- Darth Zoom
Darth Khand reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2006 2:33 PM
I have returned. All of my previous comments on this page were deleted...mysteriously. anyways. I have ultimate proof for unbelievers that SS is fake.
www.zanaibar.com/articl e-67892/par_5/ S128973
Go there and see the truth. Hi-yoh!!!
? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2006 3:25 PM
hey dude, maybe if the link existed you will have "proof"
Darth Xanatos/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2006 8:41 PM
Hmph, there's no such link my friend. Too bad, I would have loved to see you prove my boss wrong!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2006 3:07 PM
Xanatos? Yeah lets rip off Jude Watson's Jedi Apprentice Series......don't let yer Daddy Granta Omega find out.
Darth Xanatos to whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2006 5:52 PM
U truly are a fool, my name is symbolic for wat I have done in the past to shadowscourge. I'm glad you know enough about Star Wars to know who I am, and I thank you for acknowledging my exsistence.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2006 6:06 PM
No problem, why do you flame, then compliment me? Also, are you Cory?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2006 7:52 PM
Aw thank God at last the thread is revived my old nemesis has returned from the grave. I have been training countless hours waiting for your return Xantos with my ever watchful eye. (By the way dude thanks for helping us get our own forum even though you later destroyed it.) Mr. Whatever I love your comments to Xantos classic first you flame, then you compliment that was great, and im really you have a point. Anyway Xantos why have you returned what is your mission. I would love to see your link that proves Mickey is real. If you want to see a link that discredits Mickey just go back up this page there are dozens of them that are actually legitmate. The world knows Suttle is a liar.
Guess what reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2006 8:35 PM
X3 comes out may 26th. now i know this is a star wars website but lets be serious. episode 3 was a 3 out of 5 and episode 1 and 2 were 2 out of 5(to me that is). the point is star wars hasnt made a good movie for a while. but the x mens have been good. so i suggest going and seeing it.
p.s. go see MI 3 too. its out right now.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2006 11:40 PM
What the fuck all movies are inferior compared to starwars get the hell out of here.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2006 11:04 AM
Note:The word of the day is jackass.
#1- MI3 sucks because Cruise has become such a jackass.
#2- The X-men movies are ok. Thats all. I happen to be a big fan of the comics but dont like the movies as well.
This is a Starwars site so im not going any further.
Xantos- Hey feller. Nice to meet you, im Zoom. Your B.S was before my time, but im aware of what happened.
That makes you jackass extreme. You are nothing more to me than target practice.
I welcome your input as to why you have decided to return and hope to have many battles with you, Jackass.
Darth Xanatos/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2006 8:35 PM
Hmph. I'd love to accompany all of you back at Shadowscourge, but it would seem as though someone blocked my IP. No matter, I've found at least one of you to listen to me. I would ask your litle friend Hexus what he's been up to lately. Til next time.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2006 6:46 AM
Hey Xanatos, you should jump into a pool of lethal acid just like your character, but before that you should get rid of that broken ring scar on yer face, forget you father, now, you should wish yer son good luck, Granta needs you, he got fucked in the ass with the non-lethal youngling lightsaber you stole and gave to him. I can hear him yelling now. Help him...please...
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2006 9:13 AM
Im starting to like this Mr. Whatever guy. You crack me up dude. Xantos I don't really care who listens to you, listen to you say what, I love Mickey I want to Suck his cock, ss is the greatest of all time. Weve all heard that bullshit before just go to myspace or ss.com and send Mickey those personal love notes all day long because no one else cares or beleives he knows Lucas. Duh! If he did there would be tons and tons of proof not rumors and hersay. Anyone who tries to say SS.com is true just proves they are truly ignorant or possiably just completly insane. And watch out for Darth Zoom he has traveled the net for many years learning many darkside tricks he has been know to send force lighting thru computer monitors, better watch out!!!!!!!
Darth Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2006 6:18 PM
"For a thousand years I have watched you" The time is now. Prepare for battle.
oh come on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2006 8:29 PM
just what in the world is going on here? Xanatos, be gone! You have no power here!
WWE reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2006 10:36 PM
DX is comming back baby!!!
Darth Xanatos/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2006 10:46 PM
If I remember correctly, I never claimed to trust/care about/or beleive Supershadow. I have a more powerful master to follow now. I'm only his emissary here, I'm sent here to deliver a message, that's all...
Darth Krayt/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2006 10:54 PM
What we know of the Jedi code:
Jedi are to attack only in defense.
Jedi are not to use force on innocents.
That said, did Luke start down the path to the Dark Side when he destroyed the Death Star?
Points to ponder:
Does defense mean attacking him or attacking friends as well? Even when that friend (the rebels on Yavin) are on the offensive themselves?
Was everybody on the Death Star "evil"? That would be like saying all Germans were Nazis, or all Muslims are Taliban, isn't it? Especially when you consider the dominance of the Empire, the fear it ruled by and the tyranny it caused. I would imagine many people were on the base because they were drafted and/or forced to be there. Were they people to be defended against, or people forced into the service who had no desire to fire a weapon. Techs and computer operators for instance.
Wouldn't that make Luke a mass murderer?
Also, to think about in that case, if anyone's ever read Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina (and a reminder, this is from a time when Lucas considered the books canonized), there's a story about a stormtrooper who realizes the problems with the Empire and decides to fight the fight from within. There wasn't one sympathetic person on the Death Star?
Or perhaps when he nearly shoots Jabba in the palace, when he's not being attacked. Or as well the Gormenean guard, who doesn't attack, but takes a defensive position himself... Only to be choked (don't know if to death though) by Luke. That's using the force to attack... The guards didn't attack, they set up an obsticle, which Luke uses the force against in attack.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2006 6:05 AM
Very wise and well-thought-out anaylisis. Much information to ponder. You are very smart my friend.
RE: Darth Krayt/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2006 9:17 PM
very interesting analysis buddy. Here are my thoughts. Think of WWII. The US bombed Japan and killed countless innocent people. Does that make the USA mass murders? Not necessarily. They did what was needed to do to end a war and bring down those in power. Same thing with the War on Terror and War in Iraq. The USA might accidentally (or even purposely) attack innocent cities where terrorists and Al-Qaeda members are theought to be hiding, but it's what needs to be done to end this damn war and make things right.
Luke was also a novice in using the force, and the first of a brand new order of Jedi. My theory is that he didn't know very much about the Jedi Code and did what he had to in order to save his friends, and ultimately, destroy the Empire. Also remember that Luke pretty much is God in terms of the Jedi. He decides what the rules and regulations are, because, well, hell! he's the only one!
Darth Krayt/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 15, 2006 9:19 PM
Very good, but you must ponder this also. The Death Star, one of many super weapons created by the Empire. Destroyed the first time, destroyed the second, the second Death Star didn't hurt anyone until the Rebels attacked it. It could've very well have been built to protect major resources from non-empire bands.But yopu must remember the words of Admiral Traest Krey'fey of the New Republic; "Although they destroyed the Death Star, it hadn't liberated a single Imperial controlled planet." Now with that on your mind think of this, the Galactic Empire is massive even without the emperor, it functioned quite well, even during it's warlord stage. Luke was the aggressor everytime, but he was under the guidance of Yoda and Oi-Wan. Also, Luke did finally give into the emperor's taunts and tried to strike at him, but Darth Vader intervened. After the death of the emperor however, it was mostly the brave men and women who liberated the galaxy and brought peace, Luke was more of a tool for them to ues. Peace with the Empire wasn't achieved until 19.ABY (After Battle of Yavin) I think Luke was more of a pawn of the old order to reclaim wat they once had been, that's all.
Well... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 15, 2006 10:20 PM
If you do recall. In the original movies luke didnt recieve any training at all of the jedi way. at least it didnt appear so. u think they couldve had a 2 minute scene of yoda trainging luke on the conduct of a jedi. well there wasnt. also. the destruction of the second death star had nothing to do with the fall of the empire. it was just good luck for them because the emperor was on board. (even though he died before the destruction). i think it would be interesting to know what the new republic had in its library as the cause of the emperors death...
Crisis' opinion reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 16, 2006 8:35 AM
that was a complete waste of your time darth crisis. nobody cares what you think about there comments. so when you post. post something original worth reading. like the story of mr. peabody i wrote. ;)
I like to waste time on the internet, it keeps me busy. this is a great secret for new padawan serenity learnars. Listen up: internet is a big pile of crap
/\wise words for padawan learnars.
Take a look at what your little friend Hexus has been up to:
http://z3.invisionfree.com/Time_of_Serenity/index.php?act=idx
and yes, I'm back. With some help from some "new" friends. Hahahaha!!!
Oh no, a great new forum for us to rival and stuff, I hope it won't be better at advertising than us.. oh wait, it has no subject like us so nobody will give a flying fuck about a new killer cool forum.
But oh no, someone named hexus is there too! NOOOOO!!! Crisis sad!
Hmph, there's no such link my friend. Too bad, I would have loved to see you prove my boss wrong!
It's pretty sad that the love of your life is only known to you as SuperShadow the great internet legend. Your life of devotion to a pimple of the internet is amusing at least.
U truly are a fool, my name is symbolic for wat I have done in the past to shadowscourge. I'm glad you know enough about Star Wars to know who I am, and I thank you for acknowledging my exsistence.
'Wat' you have done is creating a forum for us then leaving for months masturbating then supposedly having someone kick us off or something and then we just set up a forum ourselves. But I'm glad you still have a single piece of pride left even though it's pure irony that you still seek some sort of approval of us by returning here.
Hmph. I'd love to accompany all of you back at Shadowscourge, but it would seem as though someone blocked my IP. No matter, I've found at least one of you to listen to me. I would ask your litle friend Hexus what he's been up to lately. Til next time.
You may ask wat u litle freand hexus has been up toooo lately, I hope you will stand tall on your throne and laugh maniacally while hearing that he has created comics. I am already so thrilled for you!!! It will be like some sort of cool ass conquest to actually having the liberty to speak to a shadowscourge member. Heil internat!!
-Darth Crisis
ps: You're a retard, Xantos.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 16, 2006 12:27 PM
Destruction of non-enemy combatants.
What a drag, but a product of war since the dawn of time there is no doubt.
Xanatos,Xantos or whatever. Hardy har har.
What is Hexus up to?
Has he defected, turned his back on the Scourge?
So what.
Wanna impress me? Climb a greased flagpole naked with 20 horny homo's at the bottom waiting for your ready ass.
Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2006 3:52 AM
I destroyed the Shadowscourge forum ages ago for a very good reason. I believe in what Mickey Suttle has to say. He will produce the sequel trilogy which will be so visionary because he will be in charge.
Shadowscourge was once my project. I thought guys like chosen one and Darth Elway were taking it too seriously, so I pulled the plug. I started reading SS.com, more and more. I realised that what SS was claiming was real and so I am now in regular contact with SS who has emailed me proof
of his connecion with Lucas. I will post this info from SS on my Time of Sereenity forum. As of SS next week, SS will be giving exclusive interviews about his involvemnent in the prequel trilogy and his friendship with Lucas!! Everyone apart from Shadowcourge members can join Serenity.
Here is the link:
I destroyed the Shadowscourge forum ages ago for a very good reason. I believe in what Mickey Suttle has to say. He will produce the sequel trilogy which will be so visionary because he will be in charge.
Shadowscourge was once my project. I thought guys like chosen one and Darth Elway were taking it too seriously, so I pulled the plug. I started reading SS.com, more and more. I realised that what SS was claiming was real and so I am now in regular contact with SS who has emailed me proof
of his connecion with Lucas. I will post this info from SS on my Time of Sereenity forum. As of SS next week, SS will be giving exclusive interviews about his involvemnent in the prequel trilogy and his friendship with Lucas!! Everyone apart from Shadowcourge members can join Serenity.
Here is the link:
http://invsion.com/Time_of_Serenity/index.php?act.idx
From Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2006 4:04 AM
(I messed up the post before a bit... forgive me. Here is the finished article)
I destroyed the Shadowscourge forum ages ago for a very good reason. I believe in what Mickey Suttle has to say. He will produce the sequel trilogy which will be so visionary because he will be in charge.
Shadowscourge was once my project. I thought guys like chosen one and Darth Elway were taking it too seriously, so I pulled the plug. I started reading SS.com, more and more. I realised that what SS was claiming was real and so I am now in regular contact with SS who has emailed me proof
of his connecion with Lucas. I will post this info from SS on my Time of Serenity forum. As of SS next week, SS will be giving exclusive interviews about his involvemnent in the prequel trilogy and his friendship with Lucas!! Everyone apart from Shadowcourge members can join Serenity.
Here is the link:
http://invsion.com/Time_of_Serenity/index.php?act.idx
Xanatos
Darth Krayt reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2006 4:14 AM
Just to confirm that we we will be, as of next week, having in depth interviews with SS at Time of Serenity.
He will be discussing his friendship with Lucas, the prequwl trilogy and we will have up to date news on the sequel trilogy.
Come and join us. We accept the truth that SS is central to Star Wars. The truth is what Serenity is all about and the truth is SS!!
Darth Krayt
Translation by Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2006 2:23 PM
I have decided to translate the above messsages for those that dont speak retard-
Doyyyyy!!!!!!!
I broke the last forum cuz them guyz are too cool for me! (Drool)
I had a dream that shadow (wipes mouth with sleeve) is Georges bestest buddy and we are gonna have a vasaline orgy!!!!MMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Doyyyyy!!!!!! Weza gonna post alot of retarded stuff!!! Zort!
Shadow sent me proof of his friendship with his hand!!!!!!
I hope this helps those of you that dont understand what these outcasts are saying.
Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2006 4:16 PM
Zoom you are the outcast like Chosen One and all of the closed minded people who think that SS will not be in charge of the new trilogy.
Please be open minded about the truth.
Darth Krayt
Time of Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2006 4:26 PM
I agree with Darth Krayt that we should all be more open minded about the sequel trilogy as we all know that SS will be in charge.
As mentioned before, Time of Serenity will offer exclusive SS interview, discussion about his friendship with Lucas and his official role as executive producer for the sequel trilogy. There will also be a donations section and the proceeds will go to the running of SS.com.
So Zoom, Chosen One etc get a life an stop complaining because you and all the other members od Shadowcourge are the saddest people in the world. Thats why I turned my back on you!!
Time of Serenity is the official message board for SS.com.
Darth Xanatos
Darth Hexus/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2006 4:47 PM
I just thought you should all know that I have turned my back on Shadowscourge, for good, for the following reasons:
-Darth Elway,Zoom etc are the real liars. They will not accept that SS will produce the new trilogy.
-Shadowscourge is group of very sad people who villfy and condemn an innocent man who is Mickey Suttle.
-They only listen to their own points of view.
-Shadowscourge is run by dick heads who are not artists like me.
-They engage in illegal hacking ops of SS.com.
-My posts on Shadowsourge were always open minded but no-one took any notice of them.
-I was apriveledged member but I feel that Elway is a fascist autocrat.
That does it. I have turned my back on you losers at Shadowscourge!! Let me clarify that me and Xanatos are now closely involved with SuperShadow and will be coordinating our efforts into getting fan ideas to SS for the sequel trilogy.
Thats right Elway, I have switched sides!! I have been in touch with Xanatos and SS for ages now and it was ME, Darth Hexus who betrayed Shadowscourge because you allbetrayed the truth!! You are not ARTISTS like me, you are illiterate internet scum.
Up yours Shadowscourge:
Darth Hexus
Darth Hexus/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2006 4:54 PM
I just thought you should all know that I have turned my back on Shadowscourge, for good, for the following reasons:
-Darth Elway,Zoom etc are the real liars. They will not accept that SS will produce the new trilogy.
-Shadowscourge is group of very sad people who villfy and condemn an innocent man who is Mickey Suttle.
-They only listen to their own points of view.
-Shadowscourge is run by dick heads who are not artists like me.
-They engage in illegal hacking ops of SS.com.
-My posts on Shadowsourge were always open minded but no-one took any notice of them.
-I was a priveledged member but I feel that Elway is a fascist autocrat.
That does it. I have turned my back on you losers at Shadowscourge!! Let me clarify that me and Xanatos are now closely involved with SuperShadow and will be coordinating our efforts into getting fan ideas to SS for the sequel trilogy.
Thats right Elway, I have switched sides!! I have been in touch with Xanatos and SS for ages now and it was ME, Darth Hexus who betrayed Shadowscourge because you all betrayed the truth!! You are not ARTISTS like me, you are illiterate internet scum. I wish for my membership of Shadowcourge to be permanently deleted as of right now. Still having that is an insult to my intelligence.
Up yours Shadowscourge:
Darth Hexus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2006 7:49 PM
You don't have contact with Mickey Suttle, unless, are you Cory?
Oh no! It's Darth Crimsonxx0rz!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2006 8:27 PM
oo oo! My turn, my turn!
Ok Senerity boys, lemme get this straight. You claim you "destroyed" shadowscourge, eh? well looks to me like we're stronger and have more members than we EVER have before! And what does threatening us do? Absolutely nothing! So what, you created a new web forum to rival us? OH MY GOD WE'RE JUST SHAKIN IN OUR BOOTS NOW!
It's a proven fact that Mickey Suttle/SuperShadow is a fraud. Have you seen his latest scam? Trying to get people to donate to his website to keep it running. But wait! I thought SuperShadow had a HIGH PAYING job as a Star Wars consultant?! guess $250K a year isn't enough to run a lame website with the attractiveness of a dead animal. He has been COMPLETELY wrong way too many times, in my opinion, to even merit ANY credit whatsoever. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DISCLAIMER ON HIS WEBSITE!
In all honesty, I don't care what you think about Mickey or Shadowscourge. You can think what you want, and make all the claims in the world but it does NOTHING for you at all. It seems to me like you're just trying to stir things up and get a fight going. That might happen, but you, good sirs, will lose. I garunteeeeee.
-DARTH CRIMSONXX0RZZ!!!111one
Darth Xanatos/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2006 10:18 PM
Interesting, I don't recall posting the last 5 posts. Hmph. Too bad others can impersonate each other here.
Darth Xanatos/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2006 9:21 AM
It annoys me when people imposter. I made those posts and I stick by what I have said!! Shadowscourge will fail, Serenity is now the main message board for all things Star Wars!! So there, eat dirt fools!!
Darth Krayt reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2006 9:23 AM
I second the motion. Shadowscourge is pointless and juvenile. Serenity is far better. I also stick by what I have said.
Darth Hexus/Serenity reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2006 9:26 AM
Sahdowscourge is finished. Its out of date and out of touch. Xanatos and I will make sure that Zoom, Elway etc are daelt with.
I am ashamed I was part of Shadowscourge. I meant what I said. Time of Serenity will live and increase in popularity whereas that "pitiful little band" Shadowcourge will perish.
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2006 9:29 AM
Hmmph, it also has been brought to my attention that Zoom has returned here. Keep out and away fool. We are in control here now. My employer will be pleased to know you are on the defensive.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2006 10:01 AM
FUCK All YOU Serenity pieces of shit go fucking worship suttle you mindless retards. Good luck with the trilogy in 20 years Im sure you fuck heads will be so gratified when you are waiting for nothing. Idiots.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2006 3:17 PM
Stop the hate, in 2021, we will know!!!!! Now, is the infamous Cory here?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2006 10:49 PM
Serenity is a band of mindless monkeies who fuck goats and worship Mickey daily and nightly they are nothing but a fly by cult of mislead and misinformed, sick and pathetic souls. May God have mercy on there souls. Shadowscourge will live forever because unlike you idiots who choose to follow Mickey we will continue to expose his lies....Fools only now in the end do you realize the power of the darkside...........
DUDEOMGWTFPWN TRES COOL reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 18, 2006 10:53 PM
It never ceases to amaze me what absolute jackasses people can be sometimes. This whole Serenity thing is pretty damn lame, dudes. "SHADOWSCOURGE IS DONE" yeah ok sure buddy. No one gives a darn about your Serenity website, and it doesn't phase anyone that you are threatening shadowscourge. I don't care, Elway doesn't care, Zoom doesn't care, and I know for damn sure that Chosen One doesn't care. I think I speak on behalf of ALL members of Shadowscourge when I say WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. You have no power here, go be a loser somewhere else. Be gone I say!
WOOSH!!!!!!!!!!
-D-d-d-d-d UNIT! Darth Crimson!
Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2006 3:20 AM
"Elway is a fascist autocrat"
No he's not! But he is a racist, homophonic sad sack o' poo.
RE: Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2006 9:02 AM
Go grow some pubic hair bitch boy.
You want some of Zoom's medicine?
Here I am, lets party- Zoom.
You guys... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2006 3:53 PM
Can't you Shadowscourge idiots tell that they're just doing this to make fun of you, because your obsession with SS is scary bordering on psychotic? This is the internet, idiots. Nothing interesting or important ever happens here. You will never be famous or lauded for "taking down SS." 99.9999999999999999% of the world's population have never heard of SuperShadow. This Hexus guy and his friends don't believe in Supershadow either. They're just trying to make a joke out of you. And you're all falling for it hook, line and sinker. Not that they look any better, but I guess that proves one thing. You guys were meant for each other.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2006 5:18 PM
"We mock what we do not understand" Go to hell asshole.
Chosen One is Gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2006 5:22 PM
No, we mock what is stupid. Like you. Asshole.
Darth crimson reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2006 8:12 PM
O SNAP U GUYS R SO KEWL U GOT US SO GOOD! I WANT 2 BE JUST LYKE U!!!!! TEEHEE ^_^
shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 20, 2006 5:24 AM
"your obsession with SS is scary bordering on psychotic?" i think that is the best quote i have ever seen cux its true.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 20, 2006 8:16 AM
Psychotic yes I like that as well. So Chosen One is gay. WEll you better fucking hope not, or Im going to track you down and fuck your asshole tell it bleads and then shoot my load down your throat. Does that fullfill your gay fantasy of me. I hope so you fucking queer now go back to Suttle and suck his cock stupid SS lovers.
That reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2006 1:22 PM
That was a little too graphic. But you did make your point. So congrats young buck. I'm here to talk about a very serious issue. Jaba...raping his servant girls. It's a very touchy subject most people don't want to get into but we must. i personally think that Princess Leia did cafoodling with jaba...but not the whole way. I can't say the same for the others. Like the blue haired one. yeah bye.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2006 5:31 PM
Just goes to show all of the noobs that come here, by the way, this is to the nOOb that posted the comment above, Jabba, is spelled JABBA, not Jaba. WoW
Ok reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2006 8:38 PM
Woh, thanks for correcting my spelling dude. What was I thinking spelling JABBA that way. Thanks so much. Man, you're so awesome.(Really, I mean it.)
New SS forum!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 22, 2006 7:47 AM
My name is Peter Andre and I run a forum that fully and publicly supports the work of SS!! Here is little about us:
Hi everyone,
This forum supports Mickey Suttle and his genius!! We are a group of people who believe in SS and his awe inspiring ideas. I have followed SS.com for well over a year now and became interested on reading the synopsis of episodes VII to IX. I thought that the summaries of episodes VII to XI were of the highest quality and was so intrigued that I read all the info on SS.com and found that it was the most accurate Star wars information I had ever read. I read all of the insider info Shadow had on ROTS and the scripts too. In short, because of SS I knew what the film would be about!!
SS is a very close and personal friend of Geroge Lucas, the creator of Star Wars. I am very excited at the prospect of a genius like Shadow producing the sequel trilogy because he has a creative talent far above that of even Lucas. Only the brilliance of Mickey Suttle can deliver the sequel trilogy. Lucas has publicly said more than once that Shadow is the greatest thing to happen to Star Wars and we agree with here at Supershadow01!!
Since SS.com is the official website of George Lucas, all of the information you find there is 100% cannon and represents Lucas's vision of Star Wars. There are people who believe that SS and SS.com is a fake and we proudly tell them that he is not. Many times people have tried to prove SS is a fake and none have ever succeeded!! This is because SS is 150% genuine and real, he has publicly stated that he is a Christian and Christians do not lie. Forums like Shadowscourge and people like Steven Aldis are the real liars and this forum is partly about telling everyone who doubts SShadow that they are liars in denial.
Shadow will prevail and we wish him all the best...
The admin team @Supershadow01
The link for Supershadow01 is:
http://z4.invisionfree.com/Supershadow_01/index.php?act=idx
Please join!!
Peter Andre
Supershadow is a good man!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 22, 2006 7:55 PM
OK!!! LISTEN YOU ASS HOLE SHADOWSCOURAGE!!!
I don't appreciate you asshole fruads putting down either my friends, Lucas, me, Supershadow and spreding slandering lies to anyone that I meet. The same goes for myspace. Leave Mickey Suttle alone or you will have a major lawsuit toward you jerks and against that fake...fake...fake supershadow petition. Leave Mr. Michael Suttle alone. He is a real Consultant for Lucas, Executive Produce to the upcoming Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy(Episode VII,VIII,IX). THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE will become real and everything Lucas entended for the Sequels. FFFFF off. Scourge, Darth Elway, Crisis, and Zoom!!!!
~Cory
P.S. Exactly your all P.S. Piece of Shit.
:-b
RE: Supershadow is a good man!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 22, 2006 8:47 PM
Dear Cory,
I say this from the bottom of my heart when I say:
SUCK MY BALLS.
Thank you, now piss off.
-Darth Crimson c/o Shadowscourge
RE: Supershadow is a good man!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 22, 2006 9:10 PM
ummm i did not post that, i never write "c/o shadowscourge" at the bottom, but whoever did write it has the right idea.
Watch your step, little man.
-DarTh CrimSon
Cory reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2006 6:18 AM
Suttle is not for real. Live with it.
Darth Krayt reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2006 7:56 AM
Hmm, this smells like teen spirit. You peopol don't believe in SuparShadow, well your all fools! hahaha. come to serendipity forum to read successful stories of managing forums and being employee of supatrshadowtr and goergel lcvas. I think therefore i am, remember this while i go slap the midget. my name is krayt like krayt dragon, it is cool. peace.
Darth Hexus reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2006 7:57 AM
Yesw, i argreee, i think it is teh roxxorz that our new boss has recruited i and it is now time to defeat shadowsocourge, they were no fun , thats why i lfet , i fon't like it aynymore. bohooo.
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2006 8:00 AM
Hahaha, well said my friends. At least I have friends who always immediately post messages here after each other. its like telepathy, no, i am not the same person who acts like he has friends, it is a disease called schizofrenia or something. i don't know, my mother said this. i am forever in dept to the greatness that is suparshadow. elway and zoom have taken it to far, this makes me sad.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2006 8:16 AM
Shadowscourge was once my project. I thought guys like chosen one and Darth Elway were taking it too seriously, so I pulled the plug. I started reading SS.com, more and more. I realised that what SS was claiming was real and so I am now in regular contact with SS who has emailed me proof
of his connecion with Lucas. I will post this info from SS on my Time of Serenity forum. As of SS next week, SS will be giving exclusive interviews about his involvemnent in the prequel trilogy and his friendship with Lucas!! Everyone apart from Shadowcourge members can join Serenity.
Please give us proof of the connecion or whatever you're trying to say. I wish to read the exclusive involvemnent too, it sounds like fun.
Just to confirm that we we will be, as of next week, having in depth interviews with SS at Time of Serenity.
He will be discussing his friendship with Lucas, the prequwl trilogy and we will have up to date news on the sequel trilogy.
Come and join us. We accept the truth that SS is central to Star Wars. The truth is what Serenity is all about and the truth is SS!!
Darth Krayt
Wait a minute, you call yourself krayt now, oh.. But I am not interested in the prequwl trilogy, only in the sequwl prilogy and I can read enough shit about that on SuperShadow.net, please have some better arguments why I should read sw bullshit on that forum too while I already have SuperShadow.com.
I just thought you should all know that I have turned my back on Shadowscourge, for good, for the following reasons:
-Darth Elway,Zoom etc are the real liars. They will not accept that SS will produce the new trilogy.
-Shadowscourge is group of very sad people who villfy and condemn an innocent man who is Mickey Suttle.
-They only listen to their own points of view.
-Shadowscourge is run by dick heads who are not artists like me.
-They engage in illegal hacking ops of SS.com.
-My posts on Shadowsourge were always open minded but no-one took any notice of them.
-I was a priveledged member but I feel that Elway is a fascist autocrat.
That does it. I have turned my back on you losers at Shadowscourge!! Let me clarify that me and Xanatos are now closely involved with SuperShadow and will be coordinating our efforts into getting fan ideas to SS for the sequel trilogy.
Thats right Elway, I have switched sides!! I have been in touch with Xanatos and SS for ages now and it was ME, Darth Hexus who betrayed Shadowscourge because you all betrayed the truth!! You are not ARTISTS like me, you are illiterate internet scum. I wish for my membership of Shadowcourge to be permanently deleted as of right now. Still having that is an insult to my intelligence.
Up yours Shadowscourge:
Darth Hexus
Actually, we have debased countless points of views in the favor of SuperShadows existance. I have come to the well thought through conclusion that he is indeed gay and has a long range of male followers. This is not what God wants. God wants you all to look at women in lust and not in people of your own sex. This is why he created women. Mickey is a sucky Christian, he should be raped to death but anyway.. But hahaha, your membership and your intelligence will not be deleted because we like to tease. This is what the internet is for: to make fun of people and not get beaten up although Mickey is getting scary phonecalls but he is just paranoid.
Stop the hate, in 2021, we will know!!!!! Now, is the infamous Cory here?
Oh shut the hell up, you are Cory, you can't shut up about him and go do drugs or something instead of bothering us. Go away.
OK!!! LISTEN YOU ASS HOLE SHADOWSCOURAGE!!!
I don't appreciate you asshole fruads putting down either my friends, Lucas, me, Supershadow and spreding slandering lies to anyone that I meet. The same goes for myspace. Leave Mickey Suttle alone or you will have a major lawsuit toward you jerks and against that fake...fake...fake supershadow petition. Leave Mr. Michael Suttle alone. He is a real Consultant for Lucas, Executive Produce to the upcoming Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy(Episode VII,VIII,IX). THE FALLEN HERO, THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS, VICTORY OF THE FORCE will become real and everything Lucas entended for the Sequels. FFFFF off. Scourge, Darth Elway, Crisis, and Zoom!!!!
~Cory
You're going to rape us and sue us? Oh, whatever..
And I thought we lectured you a long time ago why Mr. Micheal Suttle is making up a bunch of crap, you agreed SuperShadow couldn't be real. Now you're back, you are a retard.
You still actually believe such ill-written scripts will become movies. Go write shit yourself and send it to Lucas. Mickey sucks at writing or at least the guy who wrote that supposed fanfiction and you should jump off a building.
-Darth Crisis
Cory's girlfriend reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2006 8:21 AM
Ohhh.. Meesah so proud of you Cory!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2006 1:43 PM
I am not cory Darth Crisis, also, the guy that said he was cory, um...supershadow's name is not Michael Suttle, its Mickey, shees!!!!! as in Mickey Mouse, not Mikey as in the orange turtle!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 24, 2006 12:30 PM
It's cool how you can summon Cory though. He must just be your slave, I like him though, he can come back any time he wants. But he needs to get tres cool arguing skills to convince anybody of Star Wars bullshit again. I don't know why he suddenly began to believe in SS again but he's probably a retard or a weird joker.
-your pal, darth crisis
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 24, 2006 2:52 PM
Cory is the right hand man of supershadow.
We must all fear him for his farts smell like a horses ass that has been dead for 2 months lieing in jungle heat of 120 degrees in the rain, eaten partialy by worms and imploded from the heat.
This post may or may not have been made by Zoom for there are many imposters here, but only Zoom can flame like Zoom. So is it really Zoom?
Only the faithful can answer.
Darth Legion reply
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SS_01 was started by a very committed fan that has posted many original ideas on SS.com called Peter Andre. He is a great man. God gave us Peter Andre. He wanted a place where my true fans could discuss my innovations. He succeeded brilliantly. Only he could make this killer forum and we should all thank Peter (Darth Legion) from the bottom of our hearts for what he has done with this forum. This is my favourite forum. The ideas I have put into Star Wars are the best and you, the fans keep me informed of so many great ideas I will include in the sequel trology. This is the place to tell me and Peter about your ideas. Peter will be my assistant in the production of the sequel trilogy as he has the best and most original ideas I have ever had from a fan. He is a dear friend of mine and we should all prey for his continued innovations. Please keep posting here and watch out for interviews that Peter has done with me that will be posted every week in the "SS Shrine".
God bless the faithful at SS_01 and Peter Andre,
Supershadow
SS-01 is the OFFICIAL FORUM OF SS AND SS.COM
Come to SS01 now and join!!
http://z4.invisionfree.com/Supershadow_01/index.php?
Peter Andre reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2006 4:18 AM
Haha, looks like I fooled everybody with my new SS_01! The real SuperShadow himself blocked me on MySpace so I simply made up all those quotes from him...then when he posted that I was a liar I simply told everybody that Shadowscourge has made that MySpace as a fake one themselved! Hahah, now all the fans will be against you, Shadowscourge! Victory is mine! Even Cory Morr believes me! If he does, everybody else will!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2006 10:31 AM
Fuck all of you Suttle loving pieces of shit. May your asshole bleed out until you all die from the ass reamings you take from suttle everday. I had an ephinany you are all fucking stupid. All of these posts are probably from one guy. Cory a schizophrenic living in his moms basement who dreams one day of making it big just like Luke did in the movie.... cause its all real, my pal supershadow told me IM going to be a star. Your going to end up in a mental institution is whats going to happen boy,you need to just go to school and get and education and forgot about Mickeys pipe dream if it was real, don't you think Lucas would just back him and end it all. DUH!! Fuck get a fucking brain the internet is not the place to find truth it is full of lies and deceit and psychopaths so go home and play with your tinkertoys and stop being such a fucking deusch bag. Oh yeah p.s. Supershadows not real............But Mickey Suttle is and he doesn't even live close to Cali so I doubt he and George hang out much. DUH!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2006 12:48 PM
To the guy that thinks he fooled "everyone" holy crap you idiot, u didn't fool anybody, you just run away now with yer little ferry friends because, no one cares what binary accomplishments you have done, also, what did u think you did thats so cool? Get a life.
Post your opinion.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2006 2:23 PM
I love this page, it's the most visited bullshit page on dtheatre and the most gotten out of hand. I love it that they haven't closed it yet and that nobody has sent a complaint. Cory and Darth Xanatos/Hexus/Krayt, still eagerly awaiting your opinions though. I for one could make up an excuse for all of your nonsense but then my brain is slightly bigger of course. Still, you should be able to figure out the ultimate excuse to keep your dignity.
Oh yeah, Darth Legion or George Micheal or whatever the hell you call yourself, your site is absolutely moronic and only spammed with people telling about SuperShadow info sites. There are only two people on your forum who believe SuperShadow bullshit and you guys are retarded. But I applaud your massive success of fooling everybody although it was only yourself and some random moron but OMG OH NO! SHADOWSCOURGE HAS HACKED TEH MYSPACE! EVERYBODY WILL HATE THEM! RAWR!!@ NOOOOOO!!!!
This is all your fault! Now everybody will hate Shadowscourge, our reputation is forever damaged by your intelligence! YOU ARE AN INTERNET LEGEND MISTER PETER ANDRE BADENBADEN!!! I don't like you anymore, you make me cry.
-Darth Crisis
Ps: Cory, you are gay and messed up in the head, please respond.
PPS: I am not an internet troll in any way, I am just impatient and want your highly acclaimed opinions as soon as possible.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2006 11:34 AM
WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STARWARS RULES
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2006 3:00 PM
Exactly, this sums up the whole page's idea. I think it is time to call this page quits. Anybody (peter andre) still caught posting after this will be severely punished.
Hello reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2006 6:50 PM
Hello everybody. I've been coming to this page off and on since november 2005. I kind of feel bad when I think of how a lot of this controversy I started by saying dumb stuff. But on the other hand I think it's funny. Well...that's all I got to say
p.s. if you want to know who i am you cant. ive never posted with a name.
umm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2006 6:53 PM
wait. i did post as a name somtimes. all of the riddler ones i did. yes yes
RE: umm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 29, 2006 1:10 AM
OMG, you'll be beaten down like a dog!! Well, at least your not as useless as Xanatos/Hexus/Krayt/ Legion/Peter Andre or that scary Cory. Access to the internet should be denied for those two.
Cory reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 29, 2006 3:33 AM
"Ps: Cory, you are gay and messed up in the head, please respond."
Wow, that is a personals ad if I ever saw one.
Why is everyone here so homophobic? Well, you know what they say about homophobes. They're all gay people who haven't come to terms with it yet. Have fun!
Hmmm? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 29, 2006 4:46 PM
what do you say? homophobic? maybe...but i doubt it!! i hate fags and if i see any of them i'll kill them. rar
haha reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 29, 2006 7:40 PM
the why don't you commit suicide?
RE: haha reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 29, 2006 9:38 PM
OMG WuT A GR8 CoMeBAK!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2006 12:49 PM
Yeah, why don't people commit suicide when they hate others.. A though question and a great comeback indeed.. Maybe, because they actually don't want to die? hmmmmm??
Ps. Cory! I said you were gay and you didn't like it, then you said that I was afraid of homo's by calling me homophobic! I am not, I REPEAT, I AM NOT AFRAID OF HOMO'S, I have a friend who is gay and who abuses little girls to get rid of his semen and desires and I hate him, I am not afraid of him. If he were to suddenly try to kiss me as he has done to my other friends, then I would beat him with his head to the wall but I DO NOT HAVE A PHOBIA!!
As long as that is clear.. I am also attracted to women although they always treat me like crap but I can assure you that I am not secretly attracted to you, Cory. And even though I think your girlfriend looks like a horse, I am not homophobic nor gay.
A phobia is a pretty big word and I am very cool and not afraid of anyone (I am also safe behind my computer) and this message was brought to you by the myth, the legend, the SUPER HERO DARTH CRISIS!!!!! HURRAY!!!
But do people still want to talk Star Wars on this page or does everybody want to engage into cool and witty come backs AND BASH AND FLAME!!! YAY!! What do you all say? Let's start a star war on Dtheatre!!!!
ATTACK ME!!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2006 7:19 PM
I claim full responsibility of that sucide come-back. Have a bloody day!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 31, 2006 2:44 AM
How dare you!! I thought you were our friend!! Wait.. YOU ARE CORY!!!
That's why you did it, you lying son of a bitch!
-DARTH CRISIS!!!!!
hmmmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 31, 2006 7:05 PM
So what you guys are saying is. Is that you wouldn't be scared if a big burly fag said to suck his cock or die? That is very heroic of you all...Very, very heroic.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 31, 2006 7:15 PM
I am NOT Cory, thats such a dumb name, there was this fat kid named Cory in my elementary school, thats the only Cory I know ...oh, and a lying SOB, I almost never lie.
RE: hmmmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 1, 2006 2:18 PM
I am one man, I do not represent everybody's opinion (so don't say guys), maybe some people do scream like a little girl when they encounter people like you but I do not have a phobia. If some guy threatened me to kill me if I wouldn't suck his cock, I would indeed be heroic! I AM A HERO!! I am the legendary internet geek Darth Crisis and I would always fight if I were confronted!
Well, I did run away once from someone who wanted to rob me but I was stoned at that time. I was constantly thinking "Is this getting out of hand? Should I hit him on the back of his head?" NO! My friend ran so I just ran too! I'm such a pussy, but I'm very awesome, don't worry!! I will kill someone one day, and you will be proud, anonymous reply man!!
-Darth Crisis!!!!!
RE: hmmmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 1, 2006 6:42 PM
what the heck, you are crazy bro, i like it
RE: hmmmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 2, 2006 2:38 PM
I'm glad that I got a reply from you guys. Good 'ol Noname (talking about myself in third person) likes to see reactions. It makes me horny, jk, not really though.
RE: hmmmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 3, 2006 2:43 AM
Go use a name!! You can always use two if you feel like people are dissing you too hard so you will confuse people like whatever and the amazing cory!
Please, I always forget messages from people who don't use a name..
John Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 3, 2006 3:59 PM
For all who love that faggot lying Mickey Suttle and Supershadow.com, today he supposedly confessed on Myspace that his site is FAKE!!!! He also made references to Shadowscourge. Check it out Cory!!
Gee... I just heard a Toilet flush! Your dreams of being Kyle Katarn in the sequels are DEAD! MUAHAHAA!
No reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 4, 2006 7:32 AM
If you see a message with no name. It's most likely me. But not all the time. Because some people venture in here from time to time.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 4, 2006 11:41 AM
seems someone hacked shadows myspace, suttle would most likely not say whats on it now. Shadowscourage give it up, this guy is diamond, go to Lucasfilm if he bothers you that much to hack myspace. Try to solve this issue a different way.
RE: No reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 4, 2006 3:41 PM
If you see a message with no name. It's most likely me. But not all the time. Because some people venture in here from time to time.
I look over non-signed messages, I also don't care if it's our stalker or some random retard. If no name is left behind, I will just go figure that it is Whatever/Cory again spouting out something he didn't dare to do under his own name.
seems someone hacked shadows myspace, suttle would most likely not say whats on it now. Shadowscourage give it up, this guy is diamond, go to Lucasfilm if he bothers you that much to hack myspace. Try to solve this issue a different way.
OMG WOWZERS, TEH EVIL SHADOWSCOURGE H4XX00R3D TEH MYSPACE AGAIN! LIEK WTFPWN MAN LOLZ!!
Seriously, shut the hell up, idiot. Try to solve this issue a different way? As if it is our fault that he confesses, just shut the hell up whatever, you're a genuine retard.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 4, 2006 8:19 PM
YOU are an asshole. Shadowscourage is a worthless crap hole. Hacking peoples stuff isn't cool, and more constructive methods can be executed. Lucasfilm benefits from SuperShadow.com. Liar though he may be, he's certainly not costing Lucasfilm any money. He promotes the films without reimbursement. He operates a successful Star Wars fan site. He encourages multiple viewings of the films while in theater, and is rabidly against the illegal copying of all Star Wars media. To shut SuperShadow down would cost money. Why bother when he's doing the work of the marketing department for free?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 4, 2006 9:17 PM
because he lies to people and SLANDERS the good name of geroge lucas
AND WE DIDN'T FUCKING HACK HIS SITE
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 5, 2006 10:45 AM
YOU are an asshole. Shadowscourage is a worthless crap hole. Hacking peoples stuff isn't cool, and more constructive methods can be executed.
Your opinion is worthless and hacking isn't cool? Well boo-fucking-hoo, hacking isn't done to be cool, it's meant to fuck someone up.
Tell us those constructive methods you are constantly talking about, mister. You've got no clue to what you're talking about.
Lucasfilm benefits from SuperShadow.com. Liar though he may be, he's certainly not costing Lucasfilm any money. He promotes the films without reimbursement. He operates a successful Star Wars fan site.
Who cares if it costs Lucasfilm money? You goody goody tooshoo, I would only wish it would cost them money because then they would stop him and NO! SuperShadow.com is NOT a SW fansite, the people who run it have no knowledge of SW whatsoever and only make up random BS. They're only interested in fooling fans.
He encourages multiple viewings of the films while in theater, and is rabidly against the illegal copying of all Star Wars media. To shut SuperShadow down would cost money. Why bother when he's doing the work of the marketing department for free?
Because nobody cares about SuperShadow doing the job of a marketing department for free.
If anything, Lucas' company would hurry up in doing their job instead of bringing out a million dvd-sets. They now brought out the original version of the OT on DVD. So without all the alterations as Greedo shooting first and Gayden Christensen as Anakin. Mickey should stop encouraging fans to buy this crap (let Lucasfilm work harder on new material) and should stop taking money from young SW fans.
You're still a fucking numbskull, whatever/cory. You never wanted to state your opinion on SS because you knew you were fucking wrong.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 5, 2006 2:32 PM
A more constructivbe method would be to make a direct contact with a Lucasfilm representative, if you can't find out how untill you can, and talk about the matter with them, ask them why they don't seem to mind SS.com, and act upon what they want you to do, rather than making irrational moves, research before you attack, your enemy may be your friend, it could be too late if you attack first.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 6, 2006 9:05 AM
why don't you piss off, instead of whinig and complaining, donm't you think we've tried contacting lucasfilm already?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 6, 2006 1:33 PM
"Try not, do, or do not, there is no try!" You tried to contact Lucasfilm? Aww, cute, why don't you just do it, or not do it, man, give up, or just DO IT. Never try, people that try fail. Like you and Shadowscourge.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 6, 2006 2:02 PM
A more constructivbe method would be to make a direct contact with a Lucasfilm representative, if you can't find out how untill you can, and talk about the matter with them, ask them why they don't seem to mind SS.com, and act upon what they want you to do, rather than making irrational moves, research before you attack, your enemy may be your friend, it could be too late if you attack first.
Listen, people are allowed to say anything on the internet and Lucasarts really doesn't give a flying fuck about this hard to believe informational site. They probably never will do anything about or even want to do anything.
My enemy may be my friend? Care to explain? You still think we all benefit from pieces of shit like supershadow, huh? You're a retard! He has stolen money from kids in the past and he's trying to do it again. Not to mention all the misinformation people take over from him and the bad name he gives SW and Lucas.
The only way to stop this is to threaten him and hack him.
"Try not, do, or do not, there is no try!" You tried to contact Lucasfilm? Aww, cute, why don't you just do it, or not do it, man, give up, or just DO IT. Never try, people that try fail. Like you and Shadowscourge.
OMG, SHADOWSCOURGE FAILED?!! NO WAI!! Seriously, shut the hell up, what the hell are you trying to say? Do or do not!! You should understand why Suttle is a piece of shit or you should get off the internet.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 6, 2006 7:18 PM
Well let's see, we've contacted them and they haven't responded, i'd call that "TRYING" to get in touch with them.
asshole, just piss off, you've been nothing but trouble since you got here, and there is nothing you can do to get Shadowscourge to stop, you're useless
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 6, 2006 7:36 PM
"He has stolen money from kids in the past and he's trying to do it again."
Exaplain exactly how he has stolen, if you are refering to the donations...thats not stealing buddy.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 7, 2006 7:42 AM
Ive been gone from here too long.
Mr. Whatever, you are a supporter of Supershadow, there can now be no doubt.
The days of running around the bush, not revealing your "side" is over.
Yes its true, they may be donations but what about the supposed secret email to George Lucas? How do you explain that? Do you really think that is the real deal? Have you made a donation? Am I talking to a rational person?
We dont and have never hacked anyone, get over it. You sound way too much like Cory.
Im tired of saying it, if we ever did hack we would admit it as a major victory.
Throw your questions and comments at me "whatever", i'll not only give you a rational explanation but i'll be civilized about it.
My question to you is in regards to the "reward" for the contribution.
"Is the email to Lucas real?"- Darth Zoom.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 7, 2006 6:32 PM
I doubt anything SS related is real as far as what Suttle claims his status it, but i still will say just leave the man alone! I like his site, he may not be who he says he is, but he entertains many! And has good relivant star wars points and pretty much all of his anylasis' are correct! He knows almost everything there is to star wars, he may not give out 100% cannon informtaion, but, it can't be much worse than the EU, common, he also encourages Christianity, which is the #1 goal (or should be) on everyones mind!!!! He is sucessful, leave him alone! also, the SS supporting site, ss01, or whatever, is not called Shadowscourge 2, whats up with that, you guys don't hack? ok, if you say so...
I am not really on anyones side, i am neutral, like i said i will never reveal my side, neutral isn't a side, so i am safe as far as my promise is, I like all of you guys, you are star wars fans like me, heck hanging out with you all would be a blast, we all would have a kick ass time at a theatre, or at a star wars party/convention, we shouldn't let a meer individual separate star wars fans, we all have a common interest, let us get along through that, I am sure Suttle would be equally as fun to hang out with. I may not really have a pro, or con view on shadow, but he is very different, he is not as bad as you all say he is, he is kind, constructive, a perfect role model, he encourages Chritianaty, and blows off false religons, heck, his site even said merry christmas! He loves the fans, and he is a nice guy. Leave him alone please. The best way to resolve anything is time, let him be, and watch what happens, his site may continue, or otherwise, just don't let him get too ya if it bothers you that much, somethings are just better off ignored.
-Whatever
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 8, 2006 7:01 PM
Turns out, the SS myspace is not really from Mickey Suttle, just some lame imposter, people should really leave Suttle alone, he is a cool guy who contributes a lot to star wars.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 8, 2006 8:24 PM
to all of you noobs who think SS has given up because of what "his" myspace says, that was never his myspace to begin with, so all of you shut up, to all the Shadowscourge idiots that think they beat SS.com, you havn't thus far, his site is up, and he has NEVER revealed if he is false or not, so boo hoo too all of YOU!!!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 10, 2006 1:04 PM
Okay I have finally figured it out! Mr. Whatever or should I say Mickey. Ha you think you can fool me, but you can't it took some time but I figured it out. Whatever is not Cory because he is just far to intelligent most of Corys posts are devoid of any critical thinking yet Mr. Whatever is a very clever individual, well Mr. Whatever your true idenity has been revealed Hello Mickey Suttle. No one else would keep defending that bullshit but Mick himself also no one has as much time to waste on the interntet as you.
Great news for the fans Episodes 7,8,9 will be directed by Shadowscourge in an exclusive deal negotiated by the great inner council of Scourge Lucas has agreed to drop sponsorship with Mickey and let us take over the creative reigns we are moving the launch date up to 2011 we want to get it out there before the end of the world and hell freezes over. CONGRTULATIONS Shadowscourge on our new contract. Of course Mickey will continue with his shit but just disregard anything he has to say. All hail the mighty George Lucas
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 10, 2006 9:46 PM
No, I am not Mickey Suttle, but thanks for the compliment on my intelligence. I have direct contact with Mickey Suttle. Expect great new banners on ss.com.
-Darth Sweers
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 10, 2006 10:10 PM
2011 Episode 7 will be realeased the tittle will be The Remanents of the Empire. Stay tuned for more info
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 11, 2006 4:12 PM
"I will never reveal my true opinon of SS.com" Right whatever asshole, yeah obviously and the banner sucks by the way.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 11, 2006 7:28 PM
I to this day have never revealed my opinion. Oh, and my banner sucks? Well sir, I would looove to see you even try to accomplish a fraction of what i did, why don't you even send it in to Mr. Shadow and get it thrown back into your pathetic fat face? Now, lets be men, tell me, whats wrong with my banner?
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2006 9:33 AM
Maybe im a little lost here, but didint Mr. Whatever just say "my banner"? as in "his banner"?.
So is that an admission that you created it?
So you are Supershadow?
And yes it sucks. Its too busy, tone it down or something, in fact just take the goddammed thing down for christs sake. Just leave it blank.
I dont want to hear about christianity from you or anyone else, thats why the Middle East hates us so bad, because of retarded crusaders who think thier shit doesent stink. Nuff said for now, your pissing me off.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2006 10:58 AM
I am not Mickey Suttle, listen up, I said "my Banner" because I designed it! Good job, "Darth Sweers"...Designed by Alex Sweers...connection? Suttle comissioned me to make 4 banners. The one you see it one of them, there is a classic banner, a jedi themed banner, and sith themed, all of which are very well constructed. Expect greatness.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2006 1:26 PM
Yes Alex aka Mickey i did say your banner sucks, and Im sorry if that hurt your feelings it sucks because it is a banner for a website that promotes lies and even one time approved of Naziism so I cant support that site hence any banner with the words supershadow sucks. Yes I am a man you however have never met me know nothing about me don't know if I posses computer graphical ability, or if I really am pathetic and fat, I might be pathetic and skinny you don't know yet you attack me personally I attacked the banner not you, you went straight to an uncalled for personal attack. Im sorry you want to align yourself with Mickey if you indeed are not him. And zoom all christians arent bad just the hypocritical ones.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2006 3:21 PM
"He has stolen money from kids in the past and he's trying to do it again."
Exaplain exactly how he has stolen, if you are refering to the donations...thats not stealing buddy.
OKAY MISTAR SMARTY POOPY PANTS ILL EXAPLAIN!! The asshole used to charge money for his premium section of useless misinformation and I know people who actually paid 20 bucks to see nothing Mickey promised.
Now you're gonna say: "Well, they're stupid idiots, they should all think before buying" but no, you and Mickey are fucking assholes and retards. No morals and values for whatsoever.
I like his site, he may not be who he says he is, but he entertains many! And has good relivant star wars points and pretty much all of his anylasis' are correct!
And that's where you are 100% wrong, he makes up stuff as quickly as he can and is always contradicting himself. In other words: he has no idea what he is talking about.
He is a self proclaimed fan but he is nothing more than a lousy charlatan.
He knows almost everything there is to star wars, he may not give out 100% cannon informtaion, but, it can't be much worse than the EU, common,
Informtaion? Everything he says makes no sense, EU sometimes contradicts Lucas' words but Mickey contradicts everything.
he also encourages Christianity, which is the #1 goal (or should be) on everyones mind!!!! He is sucessful, leave him alone!
Christianity should be on everyones mind? It is one of many religions, just because it's mine and yours doesn't make it more important than other religions or TRUTH!
Mickey is a self proclaimed angel of god who scores with so many women, wow.. what a christian.. You are a naive retard.
also, the SS supporting site, ss01, or whatever, is not called Shadowscourge 2, whats up with that, you guys don't hack? ok, if you say so...
YEAH!! WE HACK, GET OVER IT, YOU PUSSY!!
he is not as bad as you all say he is, he is kind, constructive, a perfect role model, he encourages Chritianaty, and blows off false religons, heck, his site even said merry christmas! He loves the fans, and he is a nice guy. Leave him alone please. The best way to resolve anything is time, let him be, and watch what happens, his site may continue, or otherwise, just don't let him get too ya if it bothers you that much, somethings are just better off ignored.
Oww.. You'd like us to believe all that bullshit huh.. A good rolemodel who only lies. Hey, the devil is a great role model too!! LET'S ALL PUT THE SS SIGN ON OUR HEADS!!
Still, we're not going to ignore this retard because he asked you to do a good word for him. You are a naive and gullible simple minded fool.
Turns out, the SS myspace is not really from Mickey Suttle, just some lame imposter, people should really leave Suttle alone, he is a cool guy who contributes a lot to star wars.
No fucking kidding, of course it was fake. Doesn't make a lying son of a bitch like Mickey cool though, moron.
No, I am not Mickey Suttle, but thanks for the compliment on my intelligence. I have direct contact with Mickey Suttle. Expect great new banners on ss.com.
-Darth Sweers
Your intelligence lacks a lot.. And I do mean A LOT.. You are a fucking retard. And your supposed banners look like crap too.
I to this day have never revealed my opinion. Oh, and my banner sucks? Well sir, I would looove to see you even try to accomplish a fraction of what i did, why don't you even send it in to Mr. Shadow and get it thrown back into your pathetic fat face? Now, lets be men, tell me, whats wrong with my banner?
Your opinion? You already stated it.. It goes like this: "Mickey is an innocent sweet man, leave him alone, he is a great rolemodel"
What's wrong with your banner? Did you do it with MS-PAINT or something, every retard could do a better photoshop job than you. Just check Shadowscourge wich is just a free forum.
Whatever/Darth Sweers.. YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING HOMOSEXUAL RETARD. You need to get help with a psychologist. You are truely messed up in the head.
-Darth Crisis
RE: whatever reply
Posted by DarthSecretus (No Email) on June 12, 2006 5:49 PM
I wouldnt even wipe my ass with that fuckin thing.. my dog can piss a better picture.
-DarthSecretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2006 6:11 PM
"He has stolen money from kids in the past and he's trying to do it again."
Exaplain exactly how he has stolen, if you are refering to the donations...thats not stealing buddy.
OKAY MISTAR SMARTY POOPY PANTS ILL EXAPLAIN!! The asshole used to charge money for his premium section of useless misinformation and I know people who actually paid 20 bucks to see nothing Mickey promised.
Now you're gonna say: "Well, they're stupid idiots, they should all think before buying" but no, you and Mickey are fucking assholes and retards. No morals and values for whatsoever.
(Whatever: Yes they are stupid idiots!)
I like his site, he may not be who he says he is, but he entertains many! And has good relivant star wars points and pretty much all of his anylasis' are correct!
And that's where you are 100% wrong, he makes up stuff as quickly as he can and is always contradicting himself. In other words: he has no idea what he is talking about.
He is a self proclaimed fan but he is nothing more than a lousy charlatan.(Whatever, you give no evidence, oh, and everyone contradicts everything, even George Lucas, "the star wars classic trilogy will never be released again in there original format, and look what happened! Georgie changed his mind! When Shadow see a better idea, he over writes the past one, its not a contradiction, but a change, an edit.)
He knows almost everything there is to star wars, he may not give out 100% cannon informtaion, but, it can't be much worse than the EU, common,
Informtaion? Everything he says makes no sense, EU sometimes contradicts Lucas' words but Mickey contradicts everything.
(Whatever: Everything? You use words soo0000 lightly.)
he also encourages Christianity, which is the #1 goal (or should be) on everyones mind!!!! He is sucessful, leave him alone!
Christianity should be on everyones mind? It is one of many religions, just because it's mine and yours doesn't make it more important than other religions or TRUTH!
Mickey is a self proclaimed angel of god who scores with so many women, wow.. what a christian.. You are a naive retard.(Whatever: Christianity IS the only real religion, you should all see that, and Suttle is not serious about all the "scoring", and so and so, even Suttle has a little fun. Also when did Suttle self proclaimed himself as an angel of god?)
also, the SS supporting site, ss01, or whatever, is not called Shadowscourge 2, whats up with that, you guys don't hack? ok, if you say so...
YEAH!! WE HACK, GET OVER IT, YOU PUSSY!! (Whatever, minupulating the admin of ss 01 and guessing his passoword is NOT hacking, I originally claimed it too be so my bad, buts its still dirty, and i will admit it was funny seeing that SS o1 leader squeal and cry!!! hahahaha, ok, it was a good move, and yes the SS 01 crew was pretty dumb, but hey, its SS.com that really matters, and its still up right?)
he is not as bad as you all say he is, he is kind, constructive, a perfect role model, he encourages Chritianaty, and blows off false religons, heck, his site even said merry christmas! He loves the fans, and he is a nice guy. Leave him alone please. The best way to resolve anything is time, let him be, and watch what happens, his site may continue, or otherwise, just don't let him get too ya if it bothers you that much, somethings are just better off ignored.
Oww.. You'd like us to believe all that bullshit huh.. A good rolemodel who only lies. Hey, the devil is a great role model too!! LET'S ALL PUT THE SS SIGN ON OUR HEADS!!
Still, we're not going to ignore this retard because he asked you to do a good word for him. You are a naive and gullible simple minded fool. (whatever: He never asked me anything liek this, i am speaking out for an individual that promotes the word of God.)
Turns out, the SS myspace is not really from Mickey Suttle, just some lame imposter, people should really leave Suttle alone, he is a cool guy who contributes a lot to star wars.
No fucking kidding, of course it was fake. Doesn't make a lying son of a bitch like Mickey cool though, moron.
No, I am not Mickey Suttle, but thanks for the compliment on my intelligence. I have direct contact with Mickey Suttle. Expect great new banners on ss.com.
-Darth Sweers
Your intelligence lacks a lot.. And I do mean A LOT.. You are a fucking retard. And your supposed banners look like crap too.
(Whatever: Not so, the banners I made are dar superior to the shadowscourage one, i have more variety, but hey, yourse looks good too, its all good, and u havn't even see the other 3 yet!)
I to this day have never revealed my opinion. Oh, and my banner sucks? Well sir, I would looove to see you even try to accomplish a fraction of what i did, why don't you even send it in to Mr. Shadow and get it thrown back into your pathetic fat face? Now, lets be men, tell me, whats wrong with my banner?
Your opinion? You already stated it.. It goes like this: "Mickey is an innocent sweet man, leave him alone, he is a great rolemodel"
What's wrong with your banner? Did you do it with MS-PAINT or something, every retard could do a better photoshop job than you. Just check Shadowscourge wich is just a free forum.
Whatever/Darth Sweers.. YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING HOMOSEXUAL RETARD. You need to get help with a psychologist. You are truely messed up in the head.(Whatever: I don't fuck mothers, and i am not a homosexual, just goes to show how creative you are in debates. Any loon can tell i didn't use ms paint, not even photoshop. i used software called corel painter 9, the same application used to do concept art for the last two star wars movies by ryan church.)
And there are no flaws in my work, i worked on every pixel, no flaws, except when ss uploaded it, some pixelation frosting occured, but its not in my work, my stuff is very nicely made, i take time to accuire quality.
Good day, -Sweers
-Darth Crisis
Well Well Well reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2006 7:39 PM
I've got one thing to say. Well we've got SS supporters and we've got Shadowscourge supporters. Let me tell you a story of the sorry fagets who never stop blabbering BS, wanna know what happened? Right now one is at Mcdonalds for the rest of his life, earning minimum wage and spitting in peoples' burgers. The other one? Well, the other one is dead...and it wasn't by some driveby either. He had his balls ripped off and then he was made to eat them. Then his killers(I'm not saying who they were) shoved his balls down his throat. So he died by choking on his own ball sack. Good way to die? I think not!! And if you guys think you're hackers. You don't know hackers. I know people who can find somebodies email just by the comment they post. Don't mess around with people on the web too much. Because you never know when you'll meet a crazy hacker. I've had an encounter...but luckily the guy was a fag. Now I can't do that. But I know people who can. So don't mess around. These stories don't exactly relate to you fags. But I just want to tell you that the guy dead an the one at Mcdonalds lives are 10 times better than your pathetic ass dweeb lives. And remember to not mess with crazy serial killer super nerds. Like my friend Richard.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2006 9:20 PM
Whatever Tard
RE: Well Well Well reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2006 3:59 AM
Don't talk bullshit, go try and send me an email by my comment here, you can't because you are a retard.
And duh.. Of course we don't hack, I said it to shut him up, he keeps accusing us of hacking his shadowfriends. Who the hell cares if we DID anyway?
(Whatever: Yes they are stupid idiots!)
No, they're children who don't know that you can't trust everything you read on the internet yet. And if you stand up for Mickey than you are an inconsiderate asshole too but we already knew that.
(Whatever, you give no evidence, oh, and everyone contradicts everything, even George Lucas, "the star wars classic trilogy will never be released again in there original format, and look what happened! Georgie changed his mind! When Shadow see a better idea, he over writes the past one, its not a contradiction, but a change, an edit.)
HE IS NOT IN ANY POSITION OF CHANGING ANYTHING SO IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU MORON. Anyone can write and say anything but Lucas still approves novels and there are rules to what is canon and not, Mickey's changes and information is nothing.
(Whatever: Everything? You use words soo0000 lightly.)
Shut up, Moron.
(Whatever: Christianity IS the only real religion, you should all see that, and Suttle is not serious about all the "scoring", and so and so, even Suttle has a little fun. Also when did Suttle self proclaimed himself as an angel of god?)
Actually, a lot of old texts of the bible were at some point in time discarded and burned and pronounced apokryphical and non canon. The Islam is a more recent version of the bible. Who the fuck cares? For all you know, the veda's wich are the oldest holy books promote the true religion to follow or maybe we should all be jew as Jesus was one.
And oh.. So now Mickey isn't scoring and it is all a joke huh? What a great christian, he still is a lousy role model though. You know.. Bad example for the kids.
(Whatever, minupulating the admin of ss 01 and guessing his passoword is NOT hacking, I originally claimed it too be so my bad, buts its still dirty, and i will admit it was funny seeing that SS o1 leader squeal and cry!!! hahahaha, ok, it was a good move, and yes the SS 01 crew was pretty dumb, but hey, its SS.com that really matters, and its still up right?)
Yeah, wowsers we didn't destroy SuperSHadow.com by manipulating the minds of SS 01 members!! WHO THE FUCK CARES?!! You don't know jack about that leader of that forum anyway.
He's not who you think he is.
(whatever: He never asked me anything liek this, i am speaking out for an individual that promotes the word of God.)
He doesn't promote any words of God, he speaks for Lucas wich is all one big pile of nonsense.
So he talks good about Christians sometimes is this an excuse to be a demon?
(Whatever: Not so, the banners I made are dar superior to the shadowscourage one, i have more variety, but hey, yourse looks good too, its all good, and u havn't even see the other 3 yet!)
No they 'dar' not superior. And give us a link to your other banners because I've seen enough.
(Whatever: I don't fuck mothers, and i am not a homosexual, just goes to show how creative you are in debates. Any loon can tell i didn't use ms paint, not even photoshop. i used software called corel painter 9, the same application used to do concept art for the last two star wars movies by ryan church.)
Yes, you do fuck mothers and men, Mickey told me. And yes, you did you MS-PAINT because it looks like it, smells like it and walks talks and acts like it therefore it must be made by a retard instead of a professional.
And why the hell have you sneaked around here for ages and now suddenly come up with "yeah, Mickey is my friend! I made the banner, it's an awesome banner!! Hey, look at me, I'm an attention whore!"
Go suck an egg, retard.
-Darth Crisis
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2006 8:38 AM
Its true i have been here a while. I am not stupid, its most likely true that Suttle is NOT canon, but he does support the star wars community and lucasfilm. So I have no problems with him. His site is one of the most popular, and he is a nice guy, I have gotton many e-mails from him, he is cool. Also, I enjoy making art. Stop making fun of it, u know the only reason you hate it is becuase of the site its on, if i made one with shadowscourage rather than supershadow you would all cream your pants over it!
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2006 10:40 AM
Ok, where do I start.
Oh yeah, to Well,well,well- Fuck off you monkeyspank little bitch faced asspirate.
Mr.Whatever: We dont need you to make banners for us, we have an actual god that makes them for us, all we have to do is sacrifice some lame assed supershadow fan whenever we get tired of the old one.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2006 6:14 PM
Ok, i don't really want to make banners for you guys anyway. I'm sorry i don't have my other 3 banners up on ss.com, Shadow will post them between gaps of time of course, but the classic themed one is totally awesome, better than the current one. :-)
Bye.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2006 3:43 AM
You don't really convince me when you suddenly start saying you were the actual guy who made the banner. Please give us a link to those other banners through whatever upload site or your own site.
I could however believe that you are indeed one of the four who run SuperShadow, also this will explain why you still call him a nice guy although you've gotten enough arguments to why he is such a rotten person.
Sure, he acts nice to us too if he wants a favor of us but he's still an asshole.
But please do post some links to your highly acclaimed other banners. I still believe the one on SS.com is freaking old fashion and lame and it would not be something to proud of..
Actually I can't think of anybody doing such a lame job. Please show some proof that you indeed are the one and also (if possible) some better ones.
-Darth Crisis
THE GREATEST BANNER EVER!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2006 4:53 AM
Shadowscourge are assholes. That is what I know and believe.
They wrecked my forum, SS01 and took it over because I trusted a member and made him an admin. This idiot was in fact none other than Shadowscourge's Darth Crimson. Dick head.
I have now completed an even greater forum called "Heaven of SS" which is THE place to worship the great SS!! So, fuck you Crimson, Chosen One, Crisis and all, I have won!!
Alex Sweers is like me, he supports the great SS and is in regular contact with him. I have exchanged many emails with Mickey. He has a new profile on myspace which is really him unlike the fake one, with the revelations on it. Alex is a committed fan who takes the work and name of SS seriously. I believe the new banner on SS.com is the greatest banner on the net on the greatest site on the net, SS.com
Peter Andre
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2006 5:59 AM
Thank you Peter. I really appriciate your comments. Be careful about the myspace thing, Suttle doesn't even know of Myspace, so just ignore any profiles you see of him there unless he e-mails you they are indeed cannon. Thank you so much for your comments. You are truely a nice person, and Crisis, you won't see my other banners until shadow posts them, I don't trust you, no one should, and i think you would steal them from me, also, they were for SuperShadow, you will only see them from him. Bye.
ss01 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2006 8:25 AM
Whatever/Darth Sweers, would you please join SS01!? I have got FULL control again and banned all the stupid members and Crimson. Shadowscourge have no presence there now now. This is a forum dedicated to the greatness of SS!! Please read the "about us" section to learn more. I will delete all the anti-SS posts over the next few days.
Please join Whatever/Darth Sweers.
Here is the link:
http://z4.invisionfree.com/Supershadow_01/index.php?
Darth Legion/Peter Andre
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2006 11:28 AM
No, I will not join ever. I am sort of neutral, you see, Mickey Suttle is a nice guy, but I mean common, a whole forum to worship him? No thanks, I am sort of just part of SS.com only, i never follow any fan groups(just the officla SW fan club), for they can be stupid and weak. I thank you again for your comments, also, Shadow is a meer person, who is most likely not who he says he is, but that doesn't matter because he knows what he is talking about and promotes God. Thats all, also, why create another SS forum, you will only get (most likely) hacked down by shadowscourge, for they are rather superior in computer skills. I would much rather stay independent, and only follow Supershadow, and work for his site only. Thanks again.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2006 11:34 AM
I also never worship people, I would never lower myself to that level, Shadow is a human, admire him, but not worship, please, ass-kissing is a bit lame. And to Crisis, I know you just want me to show my banners so u can take them, you claim my one banner sucks, yet u want to see more? Wow, just wait for SS to release my others! Also, I am much smarter than the others you have tricked, you will never ever pawn, or decieve me into anything, ever.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2006 3:35 PM
What? Are you some kind of moron who doesn't have rights over his own works or are you just paranoid? I actually believe you are relatively new to the internet and I don't believe one bit that you suddenly turn out to be the guy who made the banner. You just pretend to be this Sweer guy because you are just as attention sick as the SuperShadow boys.
If the devil would pretend that he promoted the word of god, you would be the one to do his dirty works, so naive a person are you. You would wear the SS sign on your forehead also, wouldn't you?
The new banner Mickey uses looks like shit too. Just a bunch of SW people layered all over, wow.
But what is still really dissapointing to me is that you keep on claiming he is such a nice guy.
The man with the hooves sure is nice to you (even us) when he needs something from you. Meanwhile he tricks, lies, cheats and deceits. He tricks children in sending money to him for nothing! You are just a freaking gullibe and pointless person.
But you'll probably be forgiven by God, you are just a nine-year in your mind so who cares?
Hahaha, just listen to yourself! "blablabla, Mickey is nice to me, he must be trustworthy! Don't trust Crisis though, he's mean and realistic!! Weeeehhh"
Well, life is hard and have a really wrong mentality if you approve Mickey's antics.
Please have a heart and most of all.. Have a mind.
-Your pal, Crisis
RE: whatever reply
Posted by DarthSecretus (No Email) on June 14, 2006 6:06 PM
Ya know what, your worse than the assholes that believe SS. If you actually had children (doubt it cause your probably a fag) When they asked your to donate money to SS,to keep his site going,what would you say?(Especially if hes not cannon,like you say) .. How much of a nice guy would he be then?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2006 6:12 PM
Please don't be such a berd sir. I did make the SS.com banner, and there was a set of 4, you have see the 1st one, only suttle can show you the others according to when he posts them, you see, i made the banners for SS, and it would be wrong to show them to you, and i can't take the risk of you taking them. Please understand. Sir, I am not new to the internet. My name IS Alex Sweers, i have posted unter the name Darth Sweers for quite sometime now, I am not an imposter. There really isn't any way i can PROVE here that I am who i say i am, but let me give it a shot, The program Corel Painter 9.0 was used to make all 4 banners, yes i guess you are correct, layers were used (i hope you know what a layer is in the digi world) i would input an image of a character via internet, erase carefully around them, and if it has a saber, i erase the blade, and make my own, so it blends perfectly with everything, if i tryed cutting away at the original saber, it would look silly and un-pro. So i did the extra work and made them, my work is flawless, and i know because i works very hard and was motivated. I had a blast! One banner is the prequel banner, which is up now, then there is the sith themed, jedi themed and classic themed, the classic is my favorite! They are all beautifull. Also, if u look back, before my new banner was used on ss.com i said ss.com will get some new banners soon. AND, i will tell you details of the Sith banner, ok, the characters are in order on it from left to right: anakin, dooku, sidious, anakin (again), palpatine, Darth Maul, Vader, and last but not least! the all shocked up palpatine!!!!! Well thats all the proof anyone needs, when the sith banner is posted, you know i made them. Happy? ok, now, i think you are arelitively nice guy, and i hate to get in quarrels with you, so lets be gentleman, if you are Christian we are borthers, so lets try to keep the conflict here at a minimum. Thanks,
General Sweers
RE: THE GREATEST BANNER EVER!! reply
Posted by DarthSecretus (No Email) on June 14, 2006 6:15 PM
The only thing you exchange with Mickey is body fluids .. try not to fool us anymore LOL .. So go take your site Peter Andre, and stick it up your Ass follower .. and tell Mickey he has 3 days to comply with my warning...
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2006 6:16 PM
nerd*
RE: whatever reply
Posted by DarthSecretus (No Email) on June 14, 2006 6:50 PM
Hey, why don't you try bein a man and post with your real internet name ya asshole..instead of bein a random shrimp (because ya probably are just a midget who sucks donkey dick or SS cock)And by the way sweers,Cory,Peter, suck my ass ..
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2006 7:51 PM
i really don't care what u have to say, hey peter andre, i don't have an issue with SSo1, but man, could you do a better job ruining my work? I mean you but a block of white, and text on it, please, if you edit my stuff, try to put in a little effort, and make it look, not quite as bad?
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 15, 2006 2:39 AM
I checked out your IP and personal information and you really are Alex Sweers as you claim to be. Also, just from this site I've located you in Michigan. I'll begin stalking and harassing you just like I did to Mickey. You can expect terrifying phonecalls in a couple of days.
You fucking jackass, people who are in their right minds wouldn't stick up for Mickey Suttle and his illegal antics. I will fight fire with fire and destroy you people.
Mickey's friends already notified on how scared Mickey became after people of Shadowscourge harassed him and his family. Ask Mickey about the phonecalls, he'll probably admit it.
You idiots have been warned and I'm going to fuck you both up.
You aren't Christian, you are a devil worshipper and you've had your last fucking chance, you goddamn retard. You tell your friend Mickey to put up a disclaimer again or the stalking will get worse. I still don't know the home adresses of his other friends but you and Mickey are fucked if you won't cease your activities in the following weeks.
-A very pissed Darth Crisis
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 15, 2006 5:34 AM
Just, Crisis, i am Christian, you really have to get a job or something, seems you have too much down time. You realyl shouldn't be pissed at me, i just made banners because i was asked too, and i think suttle is nice becuase he rewarded me. I don't believe his site is canon. So there. SS.com is fake, well its seems so. So you happy?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 15, 2006 8:41 AM
Mickey and all the people who promote him will burn in hell. If I find out that you go further in working for him and saying a good word for him I will make you pay.
North Carolina is too far driving for me but as for you, you are accessable. I'm sick of Mickey and his antics and the people who stick up for him.
Just because you and Mickey claim to be true christians (wich you probably aren't) doesn't mean you are above the law or have the right to deceive and steal.
If you are indeed a good man, you should question Mickey in person about his lies and empty promises.
I can't take it anymore that everybody just falls for his promises.
He goes with Lucas to churge constantly? YEAH FUCKING RIGHT, HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!!
You should have never trusted and assisted a man as Mickey Suttle. To have one of your works already on SS.com is a true embarressment and you will never be forgiven until you manage to get them off again wich will never happen.
Your only hope is that Mickey finds a new victim to make a new banner for him so you will not have to be associated with a demon like him again.
Don't say I didn't warn YOU!!!
Mistake reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2006 2:06 AM
Oh, wait.. You'll never get rid of your banner there because he just uses all of those banners, randomly loading them.
Guess what??? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2006 9:16 AM
I'M MAKING A BANNER NOW!!! It's going to be better than any of you guys' banners. It's going to have a hunter gutting a sand crawler and then going on a group date with lando calrissian, nian nun, and jabba the hut. And after that they're going to do it rauncy...And in the fourth box there will be a hideous baby made from the combining of a hut, lando, nian nun, and the hunter. Take that!!!
RE: Guess what??? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2006 10:46 AM
Okay.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2006 10:54 AM
you sad sad person have you nothing better to do with you life if not go away and talk to someone that likes you
james reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2006 8:11 PM
"I know Mick personally, although lately he's been going by the name Michael Suttle, probably because everybody knows who he is now, which he is NONE too happy about! Especially considering that he is not Supershadow. Not really.
When we started Supershadow back in 1998 (or so?), Supershadow was four of us. To this day, there is more than one Supershadow. Mick is the only known one of us, because the site was registered in his name. He was the only one of us that had a credit card! He is only one SS. There are another two guys in addition to Mick who answer fan questions. There's one guy who spends all his time making up fake Star Wars history for us to use, like "Kaja Sinis". That was made up by a guy named Shawn. We all loved Shawn's ideas, so most of the Star Wars history on that site is Shawn. There's one guy who does the Lucas stuff and handles the official SS Myspace profile.
The initial concept of SS was to piss off rabid Star Wars fans with false info and statements that would incite a riot. All of us being in school or having jobs, we took turns coming up with ideas and that is still how SS.com works. If you're paying attention, you can tell when various people are writing. "Supershadow"'s writing style is pretty consistent, but if you pay attention you can tell who is answering. At first we were just posting fake Star Wars news to piss off the fans. Now they get so much email, we just answered questions of the fans.
I was "Supershadow" (or one of the people that wrote as SS) up until about a year ago. It was whenever they decided to start doing the Lucas Q&A thing. As I said, that's not Mick who writes as Lucas. And no, I won't share my real full name or anyone else's. The reason I stopped taking part in SS.com is that the Lucas thing worried me. I didn't want to get sued, so I gradually left.
Mick's a good guy, very wicked sense of humour as all of us had. We just loved pissing off Star Wars fans with postings like, "Jar Jar is the most popular character by far!" and then watching the emails come in. There'd always be a ton for us to use, and piss more people off. It was good fun. I still see Mick/Michael sometimes. He does a lot less of SS now, because he started a new job recently. I think he's working for his dad's law firm? Can't remember. Either way it doesn't matter as we all deserve a certain degree of privacy.
None of us EVER expected that SS.com would become what it is today. When we posted that we were the most popular Star Wars site in the world, it may well have been true! The number of hits we'd get was insane. Not the kind of number the official site gets, but very respectable.
The reason I am "coming out" so to speak is so people will lay off Mick a bit. He gets mad when people post his personal info online, he's had to change his phone number three times now. Mick's a good guy, and "Supershadow" is just a prank that went a bit too far. That is why I don't do it anymore. No regrets though. Some of the best nights of my life were spent at Mick's house writing answers to fan questions. A lot of good times and laughs went into building SS.com
That is all I am willing to say at this time. Take it easy on Mick OK?
James"
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2006 5:48 AM
It's pretty funny charging naive kids for a pointless premium section. Poor Mickey, why did he have to put his name on his page anyway.. wwwsstarwarscom
Oh boohoo, he gets scary phonecalls from Darth Elway. He has to change his phonenumber all the time. Hmmm.. Maybe he is doing something wrong. Maybe he has to just quit the whole gag.. Could that be the answer to his misery? Nah.. Of course not.
But he is such a nice guy!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2006 9:01 AM
You are such a corrupted individual.
IDIOTS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2006 11:47 AM
this place has gone absolutely nuts. Alex Sweers, you are a pussy and a fucking liar. hat's right I said it, you're a little whiney asshole liar and a sissy. You can post all you want, but you lose this war it's our win.
And also Mickey, get the fuck out of here, i will pwn your ass
Crimson, of the darth type
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2006 2:24 PM
How am I a liar, you are a pussy, and why was ss.com's update today all ROTS related?
RE: Well Well Well reply
Posted by DarthSecretus (No Email) on June 17, 2006 4:32 PM
Hey asshole, If ya friend (boyfriend) Richard (dick) gave my computer a virus, I'm drunk enough and crazy enough to find you and your friend DICK. Sometimes ya need to think before ya post your fuckin stupid comments ya cock sucker. Other people maybe just be as crafty as u and dick... tell ya MOM ill see her soon.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2006 8:06 PM
whatever
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2006 5:07 AM
You are such a corrupted man!!! Quit the random nonsense Whatever. You've been a fan of SuperShadow all along. And you are a lying son of a bitch who will burn in hell with your fucking retard pal Mickey Suttle. And you always claimed to be neutral. You are an ass, you can't even talk straight.
BTW, if you think SuperShadow's scoring is all not to be taken serious, what do you think of his supposed girlfriend pictures? Do you comprehend that they are all stolen pictures and that Mickey gets busted with them often. Just look at this one:
http://kitta.net/index.php?p=52
Or do you believe he has had all these girls and never did any sex with them because he is such a good christian? Oh wait! You probably believe he married them all and divorced all those times!
Have you spoken to Mickey recently? Have you made up any arguments also about why Mickey could be a good man? And without the good christian bullshit because we can all see that he isn't in any way.
Tell Mickey that the harassment on his family stops when he just confesses or just plain stops with this shit.
Too bad you are such a rotten and evil person as well as Mickey. You should be shot aswell, fucking lying son of a bitch.
-your bestest of internet pals.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2006 6:34 AM
Listen up, I am sort of neutral, because I never believed SS.com, I know its all fake, it is all fake, I knew that, and I know that, but just becuase I made a few banners for him, and stick up for his privatcy doesn't mean I think his site is for real!!!! Why don't you ask a few questions before you go on yer little shout-outs, I will not burn in hell, and it doesn't matterif one commits adultry, yes its sin, but God forgives, I am a Christian and I don't need some needle-dick like you to tell me otherwise. Now, I have a question for you my friend, why are my banners off of supershadow.com, and why was the latest update identicle to the update last year after episode 3? Has his site been hacked? I am not sure and would like to know.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2006 10:01 AM
i assume he messed up something on his site and accidentally put up an update from a year ago. idiot.
but he'll tell you Lucasfilm had an error on his site or somethign LOL
-darth crimson
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2006 11:13 AM
Listen up, I am sort of neutral, because I never believed SS.com, I know its all fake, it is all fake, I knew that, and I know that, but just becuase I made a few banners for him, and stick up for his privatcy doesn't mean I think his site is for real!!!! Why don't you ask a few questions before you go on yer little shout-outs, I will not burn in hell, and it doesn't matterif one commits adultry, yes its sin, but God forgives, I am a Christian and I don't need some needle-dick like you to tell me otherwise. Now, I have a question for you my friend, why are my banners off of supershadow.com, and why was the latest update identicle to the update last year after episode 3? Has his site been hacked? I am not sure and would like to know.
And that is where you're wrong. You will go to hell because you stick up for and help such a son of a bitch. Why the hell do you care if Mickey has the wrong comments up? Are you sending questions? I thought you didn't believe him.. Oh wait, you are a pathological liar just like your butt buddy Mickey Suttle, that's why you sympathise so much with this guy.
Also I have noticed that you just ignore any difficult subject I bring up such as his scoring card of women. Tell us what you think of that. Are they all stolen pictures or did mickey really date them all?
You are no fucking christian, I am a christian. You are one of those morons who uses it as a cover to just have no morals or vulues at all. You are like those retarded extremists who kill an abortian doctor and think that that's morally correct.
Of course you won't go to hell.. No... Of course not.
Did you talk to that asshole Mickey already? I also would like to know why you just think everything is okay that he does. Did he promise you something? Either way, you don't stand neutral.
What the fuck are you doing here anyway? Go further experiment in your homosexual relationship with Mickey. Get the hell out of here, you psycho retard.
You're so afraid people hack, you just want some internet fame by contributing to the godawful SuperShadow.com.
Now take a while to comment on every single point I have given when you return, because you never say anything of meaning when you return.
You are only defending Mickey and yourself but avoiding questions concerning moral values.
BTW: You should be happy to know that SS-01 still uses your butt ugly banner and the retards there have already given SuperShadow money.
They are going to be so fucking sorry one day..
You're such an inconsiderate asshole like your buddy Mickey. Don't go wonder if you get scary phonecalls late at night and bricks through your window just like Mickey. It's called punishment.
-Darth Crisis
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2006 2:03 PM
And that is where you're wrong. You will go to hell because you stick up for and help such a son of a bitch.(Whatever: I will never go to Hell, I love God, God loves me.) Why the hell do you care if Mickey has the wrong comments up?(Whatever: I care because its unlike him, I think maybe something is wrong.) Are you sending questions? (Whatever: Yes, I am sending questions, i just like to see what he thinks of my ideas, even though its not cannon, others like it, he makes so many amatures happy when he says there ideas are good.) I thought you didn't believe him.. (Whatever: Correct) Oh wait, you are a pathological liar just like your butt buddy Mickey Suttle, that's why you sympathise so much with this guy.(whatever: Incorrect)
Also I have noticed that you just ignore any difficult subject I bring up such as his scoring card of women.(Whatever: Not so) Tell us what you think of that. Are they all stolen pictures or did mickey really date them all? (Whatever, 100% stolen, I guess Mick has a hard time with the ladies.)
You are no fucking christian, I am a christian. (Whatever: Wrong, no real Christian should verbally accuse another brother of not being Christian, I believe Jesus made the ultimate sacrafice to save us all, and I to the best of my abbilities follow gods word, I love God.) You are one of those morons who uses it as a cover to just have no morals or vulues at all. You are like those retarded extremists who kill an abortian doctor and think that that's morally correct.(Whatever: Wrong, i would never use my Christian status as a cover, or lie for anything, Christian is what I am.)
Of course you won't go to hell.. No... Of course not.(Whatever: Finally, you got one right, I will be in Heavin, after or before you, and we will get along like we should. Mickey will say he is sorry, and we will all be friends forever.)
Did you talk to that asshole Mickey already? (Whatever: Sort of)I also would like to know why you just think everything is okay that he does.(Whatever: Mickey Suttle makes amature people happy because he comments on there ideas, naiive these kids may be, but it makes there day, also i will say again SS.com promotes God, and supports Lucasfilm.) Did he promise you something?(Whatever: Kinda) Either way, you don't stand neutral.(Whatever: Well, I believe Suttles "information" is mostly wrong, and who he says he is, is a lie, but I still support him because he supports Lucasfilm, and God, so would that be neutral? Hard to say.)
What the fuck are you doing here anyway?(Whatever:Wanting to talk star wars, but u seem to make it hard lately.) Go further experiment in your homosexual relationship with Mickey. (Whatever: Never have, never will, remember that I am Christian) Get the hell out of here, you psycho retard.(Whatever: Perhaps someday)
You're so afraid people hack, you just want some internet fame by contributing to the godawful SuperShadow.com.(Whatever:That, and I like to help people, no matter who they are, unless I don't like them.)
Now take a while to comment on every single point I have given when you return, because you never say anything of meaning when you return.
(Whatever: OK) You are only defending Mickey and yourself but avoiding questions concerning moral values.(Whatever: Not so)
BTW: You should be happy to know that SS-01 still uses your butt ugly banner and the retards there have already given SuperShadow money.(Whatever, yes I am happy, but why did they give him money? They are mostly idiots, also, they ruined my banner, they put up that ulgly SS01 logo on it...yuckie!! Because of that, your Shadowscourage Banner looks very nice, What program was it made in?)
They are going to be so fucking sorry one day..(Whatever: Wwll, they should be careful, you guys ruined there site before,hahahahaha classic takeover!)
You're such an inconsiderate asshole (Whatever: No)like your buddy Mickey. Don't go wonder if you get scary phonecalls late at night and bricks through your window just like Mickey. It's called punishment.(Whatever: Wow, prank phone calls, what a man you are.)
-Darth Crisis
(Whatever: Goodbye, enjoy your week)
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2006 2:01 AM
Referring to your previous comment of having never believed in Mickey (although you probably still do..) you forgot you made several of these kind of comments in the past:
and yes, episodes 7, 8 and 9 will be made. Wait many years and find out, i can't wait to see what bullshit you all will pull once shadow makes the sequel trilogy. Cya l8tr Star Wars IN00IB$ hehehehehehehe Real fans visit Supershadow.com
Also, your excuses of having the need to post at his site aren't really convincing.
(Whatever: I will never go to Hell, I love God, God loves me.)
God doesn't like people who assist in fooling young children. You probably think people who don't believe go to hell, right? And by believing you are saved by default, right? You don't.
(Whatever: Yes, I am sending questions, i just like to see what he thinks of my ideas, even though its not cannon, others like it, he makes so many amatures happy when he says there ideas are good.)
Oh, yeah, you are making people happy! That's what you are doing.
(whatever: Incorrect)
Care to elaborate? oh monster of debate..
But you DO sympathise with the devil just like so many people on this world.
(Whatever, 100% stolen, I guess Mick has a hard time with the ladies.)
But you think it's pretty okay to just steal all those pictures and make up stories about those women concerning their relationship with him and their relatives and such. Awesome, good going, asshole.
(Whatever: Wrong, no real Christian should verbally accuse another brother of not being Christian, I believe Jesus made the ultimate sacrafice to save us all, and I to the best of my abbilities follow gods word, I love God.)
No, no, I don't verbally accuse you. I do it with my body. Whatever, you are such a weird kid.
You should use your abbbilities to stop evil folk like SuperShadow, confusion is what I sense in you.
(Whatever: Finally, you got one right, I will be in Heavin, after or before you, and we will get along like we should. Mickey will say he is sorry, and we will all be friends forever.)
Nah, Mickey will die alone and still go to hell. He abuses his religious believes to sucker in the average child believer.
(Whatever: Mickey Suttle makes amature people happy because he comments on there ideas, naiive these kids may be, but it makes there day, also i will say again SS.com promotes God, and supports Lucasfilm.)
He makes amature people happy with his comments. Probably like what he said to Cory (SuperShadow: This is the dumbest idea ever. Failures at life should not contribute to SS.com.) yeah, he makes the amatures (WTF) happy. Oh by the way, what the hell are you talking about? Are there professional fans or professional human beings as well? Why do you talk so funny?
Mickey makes people their lives miserable, see through his lies, kid.
(Whatever: Kinda) You are a corrupt individual. What did he promise you?
(Whatever: Well, I believe Suttles "information" is mostly wrong, and who he says he is, is a lie, but I still support him because he supports Lucasfilm, and God, so would that be neutral? Hard to say.)
Nope, you've never been nautral. You've always been on his side. You'd probably wear his SS sign on your forehead to if Mickey came to political power, wouldn't you? He suckered you in to his side. Neutral is something you apperantly can never be.
(Whatever:Wanting to talk star wars, but u seem to make it hard lately.)
That's because an ass who pretended to wanting to be friends turned out to be an assistant of the devil. Go to a forum to talk star wars.
(Whatever:That, and I like to help people, no matter who they are, unless I don't like them.)
Hmmm.. You'd assist satan in person if he were to act friendly and promise stuff, wouldn't you?
(Whatever, yes I am happy, but why did they give him money? They are mostly idiots, also, they ruined my banner, they put up that ulgly SS01 logo on it...yuckie!! Because of that, your Shadowscourage Banner looks very nice, What program was it made in?)
I don't know what it was made with.. But about those fools who paid money. They are just kids or at least still children in their minds and they should be protected against corrupt and deceiving people like Mickey.
(Whatever: No)
Uhmm.. Yes. You ARE an inconsiderate asshole. Remember that you don't give a crap about kids sending in their money. Your brain isn't completely developt yet until your way over your twenties. You are a freaking ass if you don't feel sorry for these kids who in their case eventually WILL feel sorry.
You are inconsiderate because you never give Mickey a hard time. Only the fans..
(Whatever: Wow, prank phone calls, what a man you are.)
Bah!! I'll even consider burning you alive like the demon you are!! But first is Mickey Suttle.
-Your bestest of pals, Chris.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2006 2:04 AM
Oops, LOL TEH FUNNY!! The thing fucked up the BOLD caps. What a bitch!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2006 5:52 AM
Well, do you think George Lucas and Lucasfilm will ever make the sequel trilogy? The money is there, fans would see it, what do you think?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2006 9:57 AM
Thanks for not responding to my responses. I'll take it you agree.
About potential sequel movies. Lucas originally planned the emperor to appear in episode 9 but he shortened Star Wars. He actually doesn't have anything for after episode 6 and that is why he approved people to write about Star Wars and try to keep it consistant.
I don't think Lucas would ever even think about going against the EU but he did state that if he was going to make another SW movie, that it would be about the past and mainly the sith war.
I don't think that would fit right in the legacy of SW as he would have to stop his episode idea but he'll probably just use his ideas in television series from now on.
I don't think he'll ever really make another one. If he does, it certainly won't be directed by some guy who makes up documentary's out of thin air.
But I think it's safe to say that the whole SW episode saga is over.
-Darth Crisis
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2006 10:05 AM
True, the TV show may be the last of the live-action star wars era, but could Lucasfilm really continue without anymore star wars episodes in the furture?
a smart man said reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2006 11:32 AM
a christian who tells another christian that they are not christians because of their differences of ethnicy and/or understanding of what is right and wrong and of what is true and false is a pathetic excuse of a life.
again reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2006 11:34 AM
And it doesn't matter whether you've done good deeds or bad, the fact of the matter is if you believe they'll rescue you, and you put your complete trust in them you will go to heaven.
RE: again reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2006 1:32 PM
WRONG!!! Jesus Christ HIMSELF said "The only way to the Father is through me." Jesus also commanded us to "be perfect, just as your Father in heaven is Perfect."
After he saved the prostitute from being stoned to death, he said to her "your sins are forgiven, go and sin no more." So you see, you can't just go around and do whatever the hell you, simply believing that your acknowledgment and faith in Christ Jesus will save you. You must strive to be more like Him in all walks of life.
DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE BRIGNING UP FAITH, I WILL PWN YOU
-Darth Crimson
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2006 1:54 PM
a christian who tells another christian that they are not christians because of their differences of ethnicy and/or understanding of what is right and wrong and of what is true and false is a pathetic excuse of a life.
Well, you can't be a christian if your believes are wrong. For example: You can't be a christian if you don't believe in God.
This supposed smarty smart man who made that up was you wasn't it? it doesn't matter, a lot of kids boast.
And it doesn't matter whether you've done good deeds or bad, the fact of the matter is if you believe they'll rescue you, and you put your complete trust in them you will go to heaven.
So, people in Africa who have never heard of God will not be rescued. Why, that is mighty ignorent..
I say they all go to heaven at least because they live such shit lives because of people's greed who won't share the wealth or happiness.
True, the TV show may be the last of the live-action star wars era, but could Lucasfilm really continue without anymore star wars episodes in the furture?
Well, there is a huge fanbase wich they can't dissapoint by making new ones. They can't just go against all the allowed EU and they can't just go make movies about the Thrawn trilogy and stuff (it's just not movie material) and because many fans expected much more of the Prequels, I don't see Lucas making a sequel to episode 6.
He might consider putting out a whole new series of wich don't have anything to do with the current ones or just explore a timeline far beyong episode 6 and the EU but I think it's highly unlikely that Lucas will go on anyway.
Though you never know, he might get inspiration again so big that he just has to release a new movie seperate from the episode series!
-Darth Crisis
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2006 2:33 PM
a christian who tells another christian that they are not christians because of their differences of ethnicy and/or understanding of what is right and wrong and of what is true and false is a pathetic excuse of a life.
Well, you can't be a christian if your believes are wrong. For example: You can't be a christian if you don't believe in God.(Whatever: Duh)
This supposed smarty smart man who made that up was you wasn't it? (Whatever: It wasn't me)it doesn't matter, a lot of kids boast.(whatever: Very correct, takes one to know one, 19 year olds are kids right?)
And it doesn't matter whether you've done good deeds or bad, the fact of the matter is if you believe they'll rescue you, and you put your complete trust in them you will go to heaven.
So, people in Africa who have never heard of God will not be rescued. Why, that is mighty ignorent..(whatever:Bad luck i guess)
I say they all go to heaven at least because they live such shit lives because of people's greed who won't share the wealth or happiness.(Whatever: Possible, but have you ever contributed to the poor? Should only the rich do so?)
True, the TV show may be the last of the live-action star wars era, but could Lucasfilm really continue without anymore star wars episodes in the furture?
Well, there is a huge fanbase wich they can't dissapoint by making new ones. They can't just go against all the allowed EU and they can't just go make movies about the Thrawn trilogy and stuff (it's just not movie material) and because many fans expected much more of the Prequels, I don't see Lucas making a sequel to episode 6.
He might consider putting out a whole new series of wich don't have anything to do with the current ones or just explore a timeline far beyong episode 6 and the EU but I think it's highly unlikely that Lucas will go on anyway.
Though you never know, he might get inspiration again so big that he just has to release a new movie seperate from the episode series! (Whatever: you never know)
-Darth Crisis
(whatever: Goodbye, buddy.)
ps: own*, not pwn, pwn used to be cool, but now only noobs say it, spair yourself the pwnage.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 20, 2006 8:54 AM
yeah, I could've known it was you who made those comments, you tend to go anonymously when you start flaming (just like when you first got here and shot off random SS BS)
(Whatever: It wasn't me)
It sure was a dumb line wasn't it? That you even quoted it in the first place! LOLZ!!!
(whatever: Very correct, takes one to know one, 19 year olds are kids right?)
Uhmm.. No, not exactly but I was fifteen years old once. (experience!)
(whatever:Bad luck i guess)
yeah, some people are just lucky that parents or priests press their own religious believes at them.
Still, God also loves the ones who have never heard of him. God isn't a jerk or something. :)
(Whatever: Possible, but have you ever contributed to the poor? Should only the rich do so?)
Sharing and helping others isn't wrong at all. It's just a shame that most people who are fortunate only become egotistical and greedy. (But I blame the media and the politicians who represent a bad example)
But trust me, it weighs down on your soul!
(Whatever: you never know)
I do know however that Hamill talked about Lucas asking him if he would like to play a some sort of next obi wan handing the sword down to the next new hope. And that Lucas was planning in going further with SW in 2011.
Hamill also asked him (this was all way back in the seventies) why the hell Lucas would start at number 4 of the movies to wich Lucas replied that it was like the most commercial part of his saga.
I don't know if this was all made up or whether Lucas really planned those things all those years ago but I don't know if he will actually do something like that still these days..
Maybe that gives you hope.
-Darth Crisis
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 20, 2006 9:37 AM
yeah, I could've known it was you who made those comments, you tend to go anonymously when you start flaming (just like when you first got here and shot off random SS BS) "RIGHT"
(Whatever: It wasn't me)
It sure was a dumb line wasn't it? That you even quoted it in the first place! LOLZ!!! "HAHAHAHA"
(whatever: Very correct, takes one to know one, 19 year olds are kids right?)
Uhmm.. No, not exactly but I was fifteen years old once. (experience!)
"YES, HAHA, RIGHT U ARE"
(whatever:Bad luck i guess)
yeah, some people are just lucky that parents or priests press their own religious believes at them.
Still, God also loves the ones who have never heard of him. God isn't a jerk or something. :)
"ONE CAN OBLY HOPE< PERSONALLY I AGREE WITH U"
(Whatever: Possible, but have you ever contributed to the poor? Should only the rich do so?)
Sharing and helping others isn't wrong at all. It's just a shame that most people who are fortunate only become egotistical and greedy. (But I blame the media and the politicians who represent a bad example)
But trust me, it weighs down on your soul! "EVERYONE SHOULD SHOW A LITTLE NICE SIDE"
(Whatever: you never know)
I do know however that Hamill talked about Lucas asking him if he would like to play a some sort of next obi wan handing the sword down to the next new hope. And that Lucas was planning in going further with SW in 2011.
Hamill also asked him (this was all way back in the seventies) why the hell Lucas would start at number 4 of the movies to wich Lucas replied that it was like the most commercial part of his saga.
I don't know if this was all made up or whether Lucas really planned those things all those years ago but I don't know if he will actually do something like that still these days..
Maybe that gives you hope. "IT DOES THANKS"
-Darth Crisis
"BYE, I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN WE AGREE"
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 20, 2006 9:51 AM
Hey, Crisis, is SS_01 actually a branch of Shadowscourage, and is Peter Andre on your side, is he up too something for the benefit of Shadowscourge? Or are you both hard core enemies?
Amusing.... reply
Posted by TropSakuroMiteryu (Zera_Twilight@yahoo.com) on June 20, 2006 4:31 PM
Flame flame flame, hack hack hack.
Allright, it's all fine and dandy.
You know, at some point or another it gets rather boring.
Suttle's a brat, I get that, you get that, he cries about that fact every night before he falls asleep.
When you spend THIS much of your lives bitching about it you become just as annoying as Suttle himself.
Let Suttle fuck over the naive fans while the rest of you go back to your good ol' lives.
When it is finally time I'm sure one of you with an anger problem will kill Suttle but till the day please, shut the fuck up and make the internet a better place for fans like me to live without a nice little chunk of Star Wars communities being dedicated to bitching about Suttle.
RE: Crisis,Crimson,and Secretus.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2006 3:49 AM
Go fuck yourselves, men!And stop trying to hack into my site,I only had a malfunction in my computer,thats why all the old ROTS questions came up.And I AM a true Christian,YOU are the ones who aren't."Do unto others as you would the Lord."-
Jesus Christ
-Super Shadow, Michael Suttle
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2006 6:26 AM
Supershadow signs under the name "Mickey Suttle", not what you jusr did, oh, did you just make a fool of yourself online, by being busted as an imposter? Awwwwww
Do unto others... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2006 12:27 PM
Isn't it something like "Treat others how you want to be treated?"
RE: Amusing.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2006 1:26 PM
Flame flame flame, hack hack hack.
Allright, it's all fine and dandy.
You know, at some point or another it gets rather boring.
Suttle's a brat, I get that, you get that, he cries about that fact every night before he falls asleep.
When you spend THIS much of your lives bitching about it you become just as annoying as Suttle himself.
You have no idea how annoying I truly am. I fly all across the internet to fight, I am such a cool E-Warrior that you I will make you cry, even for saying "Allright" WICH IS BAD SPELLING YOU BITCH!! LOLZ!!!!
Let Suttle fuck over the naive fans while the rest of you go back to your good ol' lives.
Sorry, but I feel a strange urge to protect the children of today.
When it is finally time I'm sure one of you with an anger problem will kill Suttle but till the day please, shut the fuck up and make the internet a better place for fans like me to live without a nice little chunk of Star Wars communities being dedicated to bitching about Suttle.
Oh, I make your internet life so miserable by just talking to people about a subject as cool as Mickey, go wheep alone, I am not interested in your complaints.
You should seriously shut the hell up or I will upload gay porn to your computar (oops, a spelling error! LOLZ!!!) now don't I ever see you bitch about people who bitch about a bitch, mmmmkay?
-Darth Crisis!!!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2006 2:14 PM
I would like to see you upload any files to my pc. You can't? Can you.......
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2006 2:38 PM
Alex, shut the hell up, you will never win this battle. Chris owns you, no matter what you do or say you will ALWAYS be wrong in our eyes.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2006 3:16 PM
I don't care what I am in your eyes. I do not fear people smaller than me.
Even more amusing. reply
Posted by TropSakuroMiteryu (Zera_Twilight@yahoo.com) on June 21, 2006 5:10 PM
The intelligence in this place is simply amazing, I mean honestly.
I've read most of this thing and truthfuly the only person who has a chance of passing second grade is (sadly) Crisis.
Even sadder, after reading such an immaturily written message I must say that my keyboard stands a better chance.
One more thing, grammar doesn't choose who's intelligent and who isn't kiddo, when you finally comprehend this I'll be sure to send you something nice, well, maybe not but I'll think about it.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2006 5:32 PM
Supershadow signs under the name "Mickey Suttle", not what you jusr did, oh, did you just make a fool of yourself online, by being busted as an imposter? Awwwwww
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Atleast I had the guts to show my REAL name,unlike you,random shrimp.You can go fuck yourself aswell,you balless bastard.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2006 7:07 PM
you are not mickey suttle, go away
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2006 8:17 PM
aha!
lookie what i found!
Anyway, what does everybody think about the new banners of SuperShadow? I am currently in full conversation with the Sweer guy who claims to have also made the previous one.
He's pretty interesting and retarded. He's constantly spamming me by saying Mickey is a nice guy who promotes the word of god and he's a total sucker.
Everyone thinks so except for Alex Sweers. (a die hard christian who made Mickey a banner or four)
hahahah, overlord
RE: Even more amusing. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2006 1:43 AM
The intelligence in this place is simply amazing, I mean honestly.
I've read most of this thing and truthfuly the only person who has a chance of passing second grade is (sadly) Crisis.
Even sadder, after reading such an immaturily written message I must say that my keyboard stands a better chance.
One more thing, grammar doesn't choose who's intelligent and who isn't kiddo, when you finally comprehend this I'll be sure to send you something nice, well, maybe not but I'll think about it.
Even more more more AMUSING!! LOLZ HAHAHA!! YAY!!
Yes, I've seen your keyboard around and he seemed pretty intelligent to me.. Uhh.. What the hell? Who the fuck cares?
But hey, I'll comprehend that you think your way above our level of intelligence and age and such and that you are just another one of those cookoo's who goes across the internet telling people to get on with their lives and pointless childish crap like that.
I don't know how you found this cool place and why you have this strange urge to communicate with us but just go on with your own life, okay? No need to feel as if your pride is hurt and no need to read this page of meaningless left-behind-messages.
People stumble by and leave a message behind, we never left, I hope you can learn from our mistake.
The page was even bigger in the past and even more nonsensical until half was deleted one day. If that never happened, then this page would probably be around seven MB in size by now.
I would have loved to see people waste their time reading that whole bunch!
I hope for God's sake that you were kidding when you said that you have read most (why the hell would someone want that?) and I hope that you can comprehend that my last post was mostly a joke. It's pretty cool how easy it is to upset people on the internet, I hope you'll say something funny again soon!
-Darth Crisis, E-Warrior.
And the winner is... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2006 1:52 PM
I think it's safe to say that DARTH CRISIS rules this forum and also owns Alex Sweers. Congrats to teh crisis! here's your award.
*hands you award*
-darth crimson
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2006 2:31 PM
you guys are all losers. NO ONE owns me. NO ONE. I have seen yer picture, yeah that 666 on yer forhead helps take away from the social outcast fugly face you have. Maybe thats why you both are E-warriors...no REAL friends to hang out with. Have fun bothering REAL people with REAL lives.
Nazis!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2006 10:54 PM
Your all decendents of Adolf Hitler if you persecute Supershadow. You will burn in hell for your evil deeds.
Buh reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 23, 2006 9:30 AM
Guys come on already. Enough of this bickering. Now let's get back to what this page is all really about. Mark Hamill and his crazy rumors. Luke Skywalker was cool...but I think it's safe to say that Mark Hamill is...even cooler! Right on.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 23, 2006 10:27 AM
you guys are all losers. NO ONE owns me. NO ONE. I have seen yer picture, yeah that 666 on yer forhead helps take away from the social outcast fugly face you have. Maybe thats why you both are E-warriors...no REAL friends to hang out with. Have fun bothering REAL people with REAL lives.
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Shut the fuck up,fat man.You're one for talk,considering all you do is sit on your ass all day and make crappy banners for phonys and losers.So shut the fuck,you dog humping,piss drinking,shit eating,tranny loving,masturbating to a monkey, dickless,needle nose,pie screwing,bastard.
Darth Crisis,E-Warrior.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2006 5:43 AM
Sorry about that last post, it was made by somebody else of 'the Crisis team', yup, that's right, we take turns, we all discuss fully how we're going to annoy someone and then we post.
Now for another random shemp reply to your post:
you guys are all losers. NO ONE owns me. NO ONE. I have seen yer picture, yeah that 666 on yer forhead helps take away from the social outcast fugly face you have. Maybe thats why you both are E-warriors...no REAL friends to hang out with. Have fun bothering REAL people with REAL lives.
A fugly face? That sounds mighty cool! It reminds me of huggable face or something! This is such a compliment.
Muhahaha!! The mighty E-Warriors have fun bothering real people with real internet lives! It is so much fun that people constantly check up to this page and forums just to see how much their pride will be hurt this time, this is the pinnacle of having a real life!
By the way, did you know that the 666 sign was actually a misstranslation? It's actually 616.
But since the Crisis character is run by a team, I can't just change that picture you are talking about without proper discussion.
-Your pal, Crisis.
Darth James reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2006 9:00 AM
Are you people satisfied now!!! Mickey got hit in the back of his head with a sledgehammer and he's in the hospital now. A big chunk of his skull is busted.
You people have no idea how much this has effect on his parents, we can't even come over to work further on supershadow anymore, you horrible scum of this planet!!!
In case your wondering.....we already called teh cops about your whole site and all the evidence is on the internet to bust you folk! Everybody with their threatening will be caught eventualy.
this is totally unacceptable behavior, he is an innocent man, he just reguistered the site for gods sake!!!
Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2006 9:54 AM
Elway has returned, after spearheading the operation against Supershadow... But I see all is well and in good capable hands thanks to our very own Lord Crisis.
YES, I am satisfied, I hope that's true, and hopefully Mickey Suttle has some permanent brain damage and he will never be the same again. I hope he is a drooling vegetable in a wheelchair the rest of his life. Yes I'd love nothing more than to split Mickey's head wide open like a fucking melon with a sledge MYSELF.
The guy totally deserves to get fucked over big time. Calling the cops for threatening Mickey? Be my guest. His parents are traumatized? GOOD. Do I threaten Mickey Suttle? Hell yeah. Have I tried to crash his Site? Yes. Have I made little fantastic stories of Shadowscourge gangbanging his Mom (Superwhore) and his little Sister (Superslut) like fucking pigs? YES. Do I besmirch the Suttle name and run it through the mud? YES, every chance I get. That is called freedom of speech, that faggot Mickey takes advantage of that everyday.
All of you jackasses that are in such love with Mickey, you owe that liar NOTHING. It is sickening what he has gotten away with after all this time, I hope karma kicks in and he gets totally fucked.
Mark Hamil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2006 4:03 PM
Yeah bitches remember this page is about me. And since it is sweers your wrong I own you bitch I mean I give to you in the ass every night and you love it. As for Mickey hes a lying sack of shit, but who doesn't know that? And as for the rumors of course there true Luke Skywalker don't like. OUT Biotches.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2006 4:53 PM
Moron.
RE: Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2006 6:08 PM
Elway, your the fuckin man .. you couldnt speak the truth better if you were Martin Luther King ..ahah ... Hopefully that cocksucker Mickey is sippin pea soup thru a fuckin straw ..I love to take a trip to his hospital in bum fuck Hickory and inject some Pottasium in his I.V. ... But to the none medical people out there ..that would mean ..hmmm nothing ..(Thought to self) and by the way .. I would like to put an official bounty on the head of Mickey Suttle ...Cought or killed, I will offer the sum of 1 million dollars.. haha fuck you
-Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2006 8:33 PM
You guys are sort of funny, you just like, live in your own worlds.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2006 9:13 PM
haahha your right I do live in my own world..ahhah fuck you ..haha eat shit hahaa go elsewhere with your nonsence faggot ..
-Mickey Suttle
Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2006 10:49 PM
We should all meet on the EC, rent a bus or I can borrow my friend's custom Captain Van for a small fee. We drive down to Hickory, NC and find Mickey. There we won't kill him. We won't even beat him down TOO badly... We'll dump a bucket of pink paint on him (and one on his car) and cover him in feathers, and this fantastic scene will be all videotaped. Then we'll spread it all over the internet. It'll get in the local papers too. That faggot bitchass needs to be thoroughly embarrassed right in his hometown.
There is an alternative, that's right. Mickey if you ever see any of this you best watch your back. PRAY your never in NYC, or I'm never in NC with the rest of your trailerpark trash. If I am I'm coming for your cowardly ass. Even Jesus Christ himself wouldn't save your worthless ass from the horrible beating I would unleash upon you. My wrath would be powerful, your pain would be great, your teeth I'd knock out and your face I will break...
Ohh... SHADOWSCOURGE RULES!!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2006 6:29 AM
You guys are sort of funny, you just like, live in your own worlds.
Pretty cool that you live in our world too, or you'd wish at least that you keep coming back to this pointless page.
@Elway: Tres cool idea's, I'll forward them all to George Lucas, I'm sure he will approve.
@Mickey: Get well soon, everybody misses your Shenanigans.
crazy people reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2006 9:41 AM
Wow,Supershawdow better move somewhere far away. Some crazy person could take that post to seriously and murder the man. He better shut down his site. Not even worth the risk.
crazy people reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2006 10:29 AM
Wow, Supershadow better get an ass protector 5000. Some crazy person could take that post to seriously and ass pound the man. He better shut down his site. Not even worth the risk.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2006 10:52 AM
We should all meet on the EC, rent a bus or I can borrow my friend's custom Captain Van for a small fee. We drive down to Hickory, NC and find Mickey. There we won't kill him. We won't even beat him down TOO badly... We'll dump a bucket of pink paint on him (and one on his car) and cover him in feathers, and this fantastic scene will be all videotaped. Then we'll spread it all over the internet. It'll get in the local papers too. That faggot bitchass needs to be thoroughly embarrassed right in his hometown.
There is an alternative, that's right. Mickey if you ever see any of this you best watch your back. PRAY your never in NYC, or I'm never in NC with the rest of your trailerpark trash. If I am I'm coming for your cowardly ass. Even Jesus Christ himself wouldn't save your worthless ass from the horrible beating I would unleash upon you. My wrath would be powerful, your pain would be great, your teeth I'd knock out and your face I will break...
Ohh... SHADOWSCOURGE RULES!!
Oh, Mickey Suttle could kick yer teen ass!
loser who doesnt know shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2006 11:52 AM
Mickey couldnt kick his own ass
Suttle reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2006 4:24 PM
I agree, Mickey probably couldnt kick his own ass. He's an Internet virus that preys on peoples love of Star Wars. He takes " donations " for his lies and deceits. Young children asking there parents for money because he dilutes there minds with hope for another trilogy. For this reason I can't sit by and watch this coward continue. I will stop at nothing to destroy his site. I will stop at nothing to destroy him. People like Mickey Suttle give Star Wars fans a bad name. He brings out the worst in some of us. Thats why .. if he does not shut his website down ... I myself will personally take action into my own hands and destroy the real Sith.."Mickey Suttle" AKA Supershawdow.
- Darth Secretus
Fellow North Carolinian
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2006 4:48 PM
Great. Goodluck with that. I don't think Mickey fears a small fat little man. You may be putting yourdelf at certain risk my little, little friend.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2006 6:29 PM
Alex, just shut the fuck up. No one here gives two shits about you andall the "many friends' you have at your crappy school. All you do is try to piss people off here and deny that you like SuperShadow. You're insults are among the stupidest and most pathetic things I've ever read. If you don't agree with us, we don't care!!
-Darth Crimson (Who is three times your height, and could kick your ass easily, punk.)
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2006 8:20 PM
3 times my size, well right you may be fat percentage wise, but height, if you are 3 times my size, tht means you are 18'3. UMMMMMMMMMM....NO
Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2006 9:55 PM
Oh, Mr. Whatever, you really don't know anything. I am the farthest thing from a teen. I am a MAN, not a boy or bitch like you are said to be. And as a matter of fact, I know about boxing, having been shown the ropes by a former pro. I could crush the bones in Mickey's face (or YOURS) to broken fragments with one lethal whack. Don't worry though, because I wouldn't want to fight me either...
Besides none of this pertains to you anyway. While I was not insulting you, I am free to insult Superfuckingasshole as much as I please. If you wish to be insulted and flamed too that is not a problem either.
RE: Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2006 10:57 PM
I agree.. anyone is free to insult Mr so called suprfuckingasshole a.k.a. the Glorious StuporShadow- because he insults George Lucas by running that crappy copyright violating website of his. Furthermore, he blatantly steals openly. What peeves me is how SOME extremely moronic dolts who seem susceptible to anything their swiss-cheese-consistancy brains are fed actually, persistantly, tenaciously still stand behind this Mickey the dickhead Suttle.. who steals from the fans and from George Lucas, and who insults both.
ShadowKillr666
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2006 4:25 AM
Good to have you back Elway. Now let me get your back bro. Alex Queers, Mickey Suckle, I now pronounce you man and Manwhore, congratulations are you recent nuptials, you gay ass bithces, take your dicks out of each otheres asses and mouths for five seconds and get a realtiy check. Yep realtiy you guys are fucking queers. Yeah Im Fat and so is your mama, but at least we aint gay, you guys stick your dicks in ass and shadowscourge fucks your mums, so what. Oh Mr. Whatever with his quipsy bitch ass remarks will just forward them to Lucas beause no one here gives a fuck, your nonsense and puke you post here is so fucking lame, just like you banners its such a shame. Get a clue the SW community hates you and they hate Mickey , Christians your not thats for sure Communist Nazi Facist Pigs quite possiably. So give me your come back I just can't wait, but Im sure that it will just be like something like this. "Chosen One is fat and gay and shadowscourge is a bunch of losers. WAAAAAAAAAAa Kiss my ass bitch Im sick of you crap sick of Mickeys to, Why don't you both just get the fuck off the internet so I can retire already combating your nonsense is very very tiring. Why don't you just keep choking on each others dicks until hell freezes over, no one beleives your lies no even cares you exist, say what you want about me and I could care less because Im just a messanger of a much larger group we internet warriors wont ever give up. Crisis, Zoom, Elway, Crimson, and many others, they back me and I back them see we are a brotherhood strong starwars fans the likes youve never seen, see we care that people are deceived and he taints G.L mangnifencent work, so shut the fuck up, shut your stupid site down, be for forgiveness and maybe just maybe, God will let you into heaven, otherwise I guess well see you in HELLL!!!!!!!!!!!! Always a pleasure C.O. Founding member of Shadowscourge.
P.S. Sweers just shut the fuck up Im tired of hearing it. Go to church and pray for our souls if your such a good christian.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2006 5:40 AM
Well, I believe whats real, and whats not on SS.com, but really, I DON'T CARE. He rips people off, so? It may be wrong, but there are millions who do so! LETS SAVE THE WORLD!!! Its funny, you are a hypocrite!!!!! You say, Mickey isn't a Chrisitian, he lies to kids, he glorifies fake sex.....blah, blah, well sir, you swear like heck, you always reference your insults related to detailed homosexuality (which sort of scares us all) Now, I am not saying you or Mickey are not Christian, Crisis, thats for God to decide, personally, I believe you are Christian, and Suttle as well, but if you flame someone for acting a little un-Christian, when you yourself does alos sometimes, thats just PATHETIC. I don't care what you nerds have to say, I could kick all of yer fat lards. As long, as, well, that boxing fella doesn't bite my ear off... Now, so, I think Mickey Suttle is a good guy, live with it, don't spaz out, "mickey has support, omg, we must kill him!" you guys over react so much. Whats funny is, Supershadow.com is not always and just operated by Mickey Suttle! You are like a blind radical terrorist group. You hate me for supporting Supershadow? Good, I don't care what inferriors think, I have a wonderful life, so FUCK YOU ALL.
Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2006 9:44 AM
Mr. Whatever, SS says his life is so wonderful too, but we ALL KNOW he is in reality a weak little man. Then I realize the same is about you too. You are probably a pathetic teen, who is still a virgin and a closet homo. The people's who's lives are the most pathetic are the first ones to say "Oh, my life is fantasic." So you are aware SS is a FAKE and a FRAUD, but yet you support him and claim to be neutral. Why? If you talk about Christianity which Commandment is it "Thou shall not lie"? Hmmm. You seem to be like a walking talking oxymoron... and a moron too.
We at 'scourge are battling for TRUTH. THAT is all we want. This charade of Mickey's has gone on far enough. His bashing and plaguerism of Lucas is sickening. If you are a TRUE fan of SW how the fuck could you defend SS? And that four guy theory about SS is all well and good, but it is Mickey's name that is pasted everywhere as being the man in charge of the bullshit. The others supposedly began jumping ship once the notoriety of that site's bullshit got out, but Mickey did NOT. Therefore, our venom is aimed at him. FUCK THAT SHIT, this is America, and if some guy can openly lie in such a way about something as cherished, good, and as big as SW, THEN WE ARE FREE TO SLAM IT.
SHADOWSCOURGE RULES.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2006 11:11 AM
Holy crap! Elway is back!
Well Mr. Whatever, guess it doesent matter then, if Suttle isint the only one running it, that means we have more work to on our part so we can flame those assholes too!!!!!! YE-HAAAAAAA!!!!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2006 11:22 AM
Mr. Whatever, SS says his life is so wonderful too, but we ALL KNOW he is in reality a weak little man.(Whatever: He is a lawyer, FACT) Then I realize the same is about you too.(Whatever: Not Really) You are probably a pathetic teen, who is still a virgin and a closet homo.(Whatever: Vigin, yes, why would I wanna bang a girl right now, I am 15, I can wait, I don't want an STD like you, but I am not a homo.) The people's who's lives are the most pathetic are the first ones to say "Oh, my life is fantasic."(Whatever: This is sometimes true.) So you are aware SS is a FAKE and a FRAUD, but yet you support him and claim to be neutral. (Whatever: Yes.) Why? (Whatever: Suttle is kind, he gave me the nice oportunity too make banners for his site, and he rewarded me, he is out for a good time.) If you talk about Christianity which Commandment is it "Thou shall not lie"? (Whatever: WOW!!!! There is NO such commandment!!!!! hahahaha, pathetic!!!!!) Hmmm. You seem to be like a walking talking oxymoron... and a moron too.
We at 'scourge are battling for TRUTH (whatever: Thats cute.) THAT is all we want. This charade of Mickey's has gone on far enough.(Whatever: Almost 10 years, and many to come.) His bashing and plaguerism of Lucas is sickening.(Whatever: Its funny actually.) If you are a TRUE fan of SW how the fuck could you defend SS? (Whatever: He makes star wars fans happy, and gives them hope, he also encourages the purchase of star wars related materials.) And that four guy theory about SS is all well and good, but it is Mickey's name that is pasted everywhere as being the man in charge of the bullshit. The others supposedly began jumping ship once the notoriety of that site's bullshit got out, but Mickey did NOT.(Whatever: Maybe) Therefore, our venom is aimed at him. FUCK THAT SHIT, this is America (Whatever: America? I thought we lived in the United States?) and if some guy can openly lie in such a way about something as cherished, good, and as big as SW, THEN WE ARE FREE TO SLAM IT. (whatever: Go, go and waste more of your time.)
SHADOWSCOURGE RULES. (Whatever: SUPERSHADOW RULES)
Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2006 1:10 PM
So, Mr. Whatever, you are a 15 year old child who shows he knows absolute shit about anything worth anything at all with any kind of relevence to anything that can be deemed worthwhile.
The 9th commandment "Do not Falsely Accuse." Since you are a jackass-
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."
"You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor."
"Do not accuse anyone falsely."
SO Mickey is guilty therefore by "Thou shall not lie about George Lucas.", AND "Do not bear false witness against George Lucas."
SO YES YOU HAVE PROVED YOUR ARE AN ASSHOLE MR. WHATEVER AND that you are a little girly of a child and totally beneath me, and everyone else at Shadowscourge.
SHADOWSCOURGE RULES SUPERSHADOW'S FOOLS...
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2006 3:19 PM
So, Mr. Whatever, you are a 15 year old (Whatever: Yes)child who shows he knows absolute shit about anything worth anything at all with any kind of relevence to anything that can be deemed worthwhile.(Whatever: What?)
The 9th commandment "Do not Falsely Accuse." Since you are a jackass-
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour." (Whatever: Then in your original message, you should have posted this evidence, oh yeah and this says nothing of lying, just impostering is bad.)
"You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor."(Whatever: Why are you saying this again?...ADHD?????)
"Do not accuse anyone falsely." (Whatever: OK :-) )
SO Mickey is guilty therefore by "Thou shall not lie about George Lucas.", AND "Do not bear false witness against George Lucas."
(Whatever: Right, I still think he is kool despite his sins, hate the sin, not the sinner.)
SO YES YOU HAVE PROVED (Whatever: Well, in your mind, YOU have "proved" me wrong, not ME.)YOUR (Whatever: You*) ARE AN ASSHOLE MR. WHATEVER AND that you are a little girly of a child and totally beneath me,(Whatever: You wish I was "beneath" you you gay bitch) and everyone else at Shadowscourge. (Whatever: Ewww...no, fat nerds attack!)
SHADOWSCOURGE RULES SUPERSHADOW'S FOOLS...
(Whatever: Catchy, too bad no one knows what SHADOWSCOURGE aka Shadow's Courage is.)
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 26, 2006 5:50 PM
Hmmmm????... what???
whadda joke... reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 26, 2006 6:00 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!.... People trying to justify what they do... and using the Bible as a tool... Mickey, you are a fucking tool. I hope all the money you make in donations, pays for your sex change operation... I guess we are fat nerds... at least I aint a fuckin pimply-faced, 80 lbs soppin wet, retard with my own form of dialect. The only pussy you get is from Rosie Palms... Unless you count the farm animals you've been with?... PFFT... Take the dick outta your mouth when you type.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2006 6:08 PM
who is Rosie Palms?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 26, 2006 6:30 PM
WHAO!!???... Tell me you aint heard of that one?... "the hand"
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 26, 2006 6:32 PM
Hell... your gonna make this easy I see.
holy dumb fuck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2006 7:32 PM
THIS PLACE RULES HAHAHAHAHAH. OMG ELWAY IS THE MAN
ShadowKiller666 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2006 8:08 PM
Mickey Suttle= Tres Fool
Well??? reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 26, 2006 8:31 PM
Fuck... Whatever, for talkin a bunch of shit... I ain't impressed... I get more entertainment talking to a deaf/mute. Where you at??
AND... reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 26, 2006 8:38 PM
Fuck Mickey Suttle... I would pay good money to see nine year old kid walk up to him and kick him in the nuts... Now that would be some funny shit right there.
Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2006 8:42 PM
Shadowscourge vs. Supertramp
At some shithole in the ghetto, a dirty little Trailerpark,
There was a little nerd boy, who sat alone in the dark.
He thought his life was wonderful, he called himself Whatever.
Could something bad happen to him? Of course not, never!
He heard a crash, and he thought "What the Hell?"
He walked through the Trailer, and in shock as he fell.
A group of men wearing black, surrounding his Mom.
With all the chaos, Whatever tried to stay calm.
One of the Men strode up to him, said his name was Elway.
And in the name of Shadowscourge, Whatever must now pay.
With one crushing blow, Whatever was knocked out cold.
While he was unconscious, his Mom was being poled.
Whatever came to and finally he woke.
He had realized now that his jaw had been broke.
He couldn't believe what he saw, an orgy like no other,
Shadowscourge was having rough sex with his Mother.
They called her Supertramp, and were fucking her hard.
Little boy Whatever now felt like a big retard.
10 guys were pounding her, she took on all the Scourge Men.
One by one, they all filled her throat with their Semen.
Now they went towards Whatever, a vicious beating he will get.
This is what he deserves for being Supershadow's pet.
They beat him horribly, he lay in his own blood.
Then Elway threw him outside in the mud.
He watched as Shadowscourge lit his Trailer on fire.
Whatever had paid the price for being a stupid liar.
He watched in horror as the men from 'Scourge took their leave.
From swallowing all that cum, his Mom Supertramp began to heave.
RE: Elway reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 26, 2006 8:47 PM
SWEET JESUS!!!!!!..... I think I have that porn somewhere...LMFAO!!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 12:49 AM
Well, I believe whats real, and whats not on SS.com, but really, I DON'T CARE. He rips people off, so? It may be wrong, but there are millions who do so!
There are also a whole lot of rapists in this world and maybe you'll whine different when your money is stolen.
Yes, so what if he's lying and stealing and so what if you're assisting a criminal. Who cares? Let's all do it!
LETS SAVE THE WORLD!!! Its funny, you are a hypocrite!!!!! You say, Mickey isn't a Chrisitian, he lies to kids, he glorifies fake sex.....blah, blah, well sir, you swear like heck, you always reference your insults related to detailed homosexuality (which sort of scares us all) Now, I am not saying you or Mickey are not Christian, Crisis, thats for God to decide, personally, I believe you are Christian, and Suttle as well, but if you flame someone for acting a little un-Christian, when you yourself does alos sometimes, thats just PATHETIC.
Well, you are just as bad as me so you may stop your whining now or I'll have to consider that I'm talking to someone with too much female hormones.
I don't care what you nerds have to say, I could kick all of yer fat lards. As long, as, well, that boxing fella doesn't bite my ear off... Now, so, I think Mickey Suttle is a good guy, live with it, don't spaz out, "mickey has support, omg, we must kill him!" you guys over react so much. Whats funny is, Supershadow.com is not always and just operated by Mickey Suttle! You are like a blind radical terrorist group. You hate me for supporting Supershadow? Good, I don't care what inferriors think, I have a wonderful life, so FUCK YOU ALL.
Yeah we're so radical aren't we.. and so inferrior or whatever you try to type but actually you being a fifteen year old, and probably fat yourself since your constantly talking about it, could never kick anybody's ass.
I actually train my muscles every week so that makes another one who isn't fat and who you couldn't fight.
Go enjoy your incredible internet life for now before the evil internet terrorists upload child porn on your computer and call the cops.
(Whatever: Right, I still think he is kool despite his sins, hate the sin, not the sinner.)
Yeah, hate rape but not the rapists. The ones committing sins are kewl..
(Whatever: You wish I was "beneath" you you gay bitch)
Oh, now look who's the flaming and cursing clown.. dumbass hypocrite.
(Whatever: Catchy, too bad no one knows what SHADOWSCOURGE aka Shadow's Courage is.)
Woah, Shadows courage, that's mighty cool. You must be very couragious to sit behind a computer all day lying to children and trying to get hopeless people to pay you.
-Darth Crisis
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 3:18 AM
Shadowscourge Rules Supershadows Fools. Pure genious well forward to Lucas immediatley. Elway Dtheatere is back to its full glory. I think sweers you are fucked up its not your fault though you are just a product of sin, and Ill hate the sin not the sinner. Lol You are so sad and now that I know your 15 I could care less about anything you have to say, maybe get a job and one day we might respect your opinon.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 8:26 AM
Alex, do remember 'thou shalt not sit by idly' and that it is our duty to protect the children of today from the evil cludges of Mickey Suttle. Sure it may seem funny to you but we've learned from the bible that we can't just sit back and relax.. we have to kill Mickey..
I'm so sorry.
-Darth Crisis
Mickey's Dead! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 8:35 AM
Too late,Crisis,take a look:
FYI....
Speed to blame
Nathan Key, Managing Editor, nathankey@newstopic.net
The car crash that claimed the lives of two Hickory men over the weekend is being blamed on high speed.
Matthew Potter and Mickey Suttle were killed Saturday morning when the 1995 Camaro Potter was driving went off the road and slammed into a tree.
Trooper T.C. Williams of the North Carolina Highway Patrol said Monday that reconstruction of the accident indicated that Potter was traveling 95 mph on Bowman Road in the Grace Chapel area of Caldwell County when he lost control of his car.
The vehicle skidded nearly 300 feet before crashing into a tree at an estimated speed of 55 to 60 mph, Williams said.
?What it all comes down to is speed and inexperience,? Williams said. ?There was a curve there, not a sharp curve, but for that speed it was bad.?
Potter had his license suspended less than a month ago. He and Suttle both were killed by the impact of the crash, Williams said.
Potter and Suttle were headed to a Waffle House in Hickory to eat Saturday morning, something they did on a regular basis, Williams was told by friends following in another vehicle.
?I think we tend to underestimate what can happen in a crash; we underestimate what happens when we make impact with something,? Williams said. ?Speed only amplifies the situation. If they had hit the tree at 35 (mph) instead (of 55-60 mph), they may still be here.
?When you reach high speeds like that, a tragedy usually happens when you run off the road and hit a fixed object or another car. People just don't realize how violent these crashes can be.?
Family members of Potter and Suttle, as well as friends, have been placing flowers, wreaths and notes at the site of the crash since it happened Saturday to show their remembrance of the two men.
Jeff Parham was preparing to coach a baseball game Saturday morning when he received word of the fatal crash. He played basketball with Carroll in high school and spoke of his two friends.
?Matthew was full of life, always smiling and just a great guy,? Parham said of Carroll. ?Mickey was a very smart young man and very well-liked. They were very polite and well-mannered. We're going to miss the kind of people they were.
?This just shows that we don't need to take anything for granted. We're not guaranteed tomorrow.?
?This is tragic. They both were very well-liked by the community so this isn't easy. We're going to embrace their families and try to provide all the comfort we can. They were loved by many.?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 9:40 AM
If this is true, its so terriable. I am sorry sorry to hear of this. I know all of you shadowscourge people will glorify this, but, really you shouldn't. This is so sad. I can't believe it. Mickey Suttle was a nice man. I am so very sorry it all has to end like this. I will look faoward to meeting him in heaven.
Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 9:47 AM
The happy news of Mickey's death is unfortunately fake...
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 10:45 AM
forward*
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 2:10 PM
please explain
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 4:08 PM
The shorter version-
Two teens killed in single-car wreck in Granite Falls
Associated Press
Sunday, June 11, 2006
GRANITE FALLS, N.C. - Two 16-year-olds died in a single-car accident that Caldwell County authorities blame on speed.
Karson Carroll and Matthew Potter, both sophomores at South Caldwell High School, ran off a road, hit a tree and burst into flames at about midday Saturday. Both were pronounced dead at the scene.
Highway Patrol Trooper T.C. Williams says it's unclear how fast Potter was driving, though he was definitely over the 55 mph speed limit when he lost control on a curve.
The two were driving to meet friends for a late breakfast. Two friends traveling behind them called authorities when they came on the wreck.
___
Information from: The Hickory Daily Record, http://www.hickoryrecord.com
But maybe Mickey's body was in the trunk, and hasnt been found yet..
Alex... reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on June 27, 2006 4:11 PM
I should go ahead and say, you tell us to we're going to hell all the time? And you claim to be such a great Christian, well let me say this to you, some words you might recognize: "Judge not, lest you be judged."
OMGXX0RZ JESUS CHRIST SAID IT!
oh and badman, good call registering your name on here, now no one can pose as us! mwahahaha
Death to SS.com, All hail the mega-genius of Shadowscourge.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on June 27, 2006 4:12 PM
HAHAHA yeah mickey's body was in the trunk. LOL
RE: Alex... reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 27, 2006 4:57 PM
Yeah... I was summoned to take out the garbage... It looks as if, anyone wants to retort... Good to see you fellas are here...
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 27, 2006 4:58 PM
The world couldn't be so lucky... DAMN!!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 5:14 PM
um, thats not nice whoever made that fake story of suttle being killed, I almost cried. Not funny.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 5:31 PM
Master Yogurt Posted: Jun 27 2006, 03:40 PM
Shadow Master
Group: Members
Posts: 67
Member No.: 64
Joined: 15-June 06
Truly sad,he was my hero.
Speed to blame
Nathan Key, Managing Editor, nathankey@newstopic.net
The car crash that claimed the lives of two Hickory men over the weekend is being blamed on high speed.
Matthew Potter and Mickey Suttle were killed Saturday morning when the 1995 Camaro Potter was driving went off the road and slammed into a tree.
Trooper T.C. Williams of the North Carolina Highway Patrol said Monday that reconstruction of the accident indicated that Potter was traveling 95 mph on Bowman Road in the Grace Chapel area of Caldwell County when he lost control of his car.
The vehicle skidded nearly 300 feet before crashing into a tree at an estimated speed of 55 to 60 mph, Williams said.
?What it all comes down to is speed and inexperience,? Williams said. ?There was a curve there, not a sharp curve, but for that speed it was bad.?
Potter had his license suspended less than a month ago. He and Suttle both were killed by the impact of the crash, Williams said.
Potter and Suttle were headed to a Waffle House in Hickory to eat Saturday morning, something they did on a regular basis, Williams was told by friends following in another vehicle.
?I think we tend to underestimate what can happen in a crash; we underestimate what happens when we make impact with something,? Williams said. ?Speed only amplifies the situation. If they had hit the tree at 35 (mph) instead (of 55-60 mph), they may still be here.
?When you reach high speeds like that, a tragedy usually happens when you run off the road and hit a fixed object or another car. People just don't realize how violent these crashes can be.?
Family members of Potter and Suttle, as well as friends, have been placing flowers, wreaths and notes at the site of the crash since it happened Saturday to show their remembrance of the two men.
Jeff Parham was preparing to coach a baseball game Saturday morning when he received word of the fatal crash. He played basketball with Carroll in high school and spoke of his two friends.
?Matthew was full of life, always smiling and just a great guy,? Parham said of Carroll. ?Mickey was a very smart young man and very well-liked. They were very polite and well-mannered. We're going to miss the kind of people they were.
?This just shows that we don't need to take anything for granted. We're not guaranteed tomorrow.?
?This is tragic. They both were very well-liked by the community so this isn't easy. We're going to embrace their families and try to provide all the comfort we can. They were loved by many.?
I suppose this means there is no Episode 7,8, or 9. You will truly be missed.
Master Yogurt = Mickey Suttle
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 27, 2006 5:58 PM
Yeah... It was probably you're boy Mickey, who doctered it... Like the rest of the shit he spreads on the internet...Cried?... PFFT... You sound like you need help more than he does...
RE: whatever reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on June 27, 2006 7:14 PM
HAHAHA YOU CRIED BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT A FAT GUY FROM HICKORY, NC WHO LIES TO CHILDREN DIED!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
in the words of Stephen Colbert: "that's the craziest fuckin' thing i've ever heard."
-all hail the mega-genious of ME
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 7:21 PM
...almost....
RE: Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2006 10:22 PM
OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS MR WHATEVER CULDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING AFTER THAT FUCKING HYSTERICAL PRICELESS!!! LMFAO!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2006 12:16 AM
HAHAHA YOU CRIED BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT A FAT GUY FROM HICKORY, NC WHO LIES TO CHILDREN DIED!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
in the words of Stephen Colbert: "that's the craziest fuckin' thing i've ever heard."
-all hail the mega-genious of ME
This is the best post I've ever read. Crying because a fat pathelogical liar died LOLZ!! Alex Sweers, you are pwned.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2006 7:16 AM
pwned? Only fagget noobs used pwned. Or people that can't type. It used to be a cool thing, but all the gay fat ass computer noobs thought it was "cool" and they ruined it. Good.
Ummm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2006 11:31 AM
Yeah come on. I mean now. Who uses pwned. Only fat computer geeks use pwned. Or is it that you're not a faget if you use pwned. You're a faget if you comment about someone using pwned when you just got shut down. Yes that's it. And don't think I'm taking sides with you Shadowscourge people either. You guys could use lives. At least 10 of them. Hoyven gliven.
RE: Ummm reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on June 28, 2006 1:05 PM
pwned? Only fagget noobs used pwned. Or people that can't type. It used to be a cool thing, but all the gay fat ass computer noobs thought it was "cool" and they ruined it. Good.Hmm.. I hear you talk about fat faggets so much that I believe you have an insecurity about those two subjects. I know! You just happen to be a bit chubby and you fear that you're gay because you are a virgin, you told us that! Yes yes!
But no, it wasn't a cool thing until gay ass computer noobs goddamn assholes fucking morons began using it, it was a popular spelling error for owned.
But since you got nothing else to say about anything else. Only about some random word, I must come to the conclusion that you have indeed failed.
Yeah come on. I mean now. Who uses pwned. Only fat computer geeks use pwned. Or is it that you're not a faget if you use pwned. You're a faget if you comment about someone using pwned when you just got shut down. Yes that's it. And don't think I'm taking sides with you Shadowscourge people either. You guys could use lives. At least 10 of them. Hoyven gliven.
yeah! Exactly! Hoyven Gliven!! Everybody needs a life!! You faget fagesaurs and you stupid fat man behind computar! You go to hell and you die!
I'm glad the anonymous alcoholic erm.. anonymous idiot who is afraid of getting 'pwned' took our side.
Oh, wait he always thought Whatever was a dickhead and needed to impersonate him and he did use a name once until he couldn't take the pressure anymore of being criticised.
OMG.. you guys are such dumbasses, you two keep returning to where you're not wanted because of pride. Gay pride!! Go fetch some lives, the both of you.
Don't I ever see any of you again!!
-Darth Crisis
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2006 6:45 PM
You are funny. I really wish YOU would leave. you are a crazed individual, or, E-warrior, whatever that means.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2006 8:44 PM
So what if he is an e- warrior like you say .. he's doing the right thing.. Something you wouldnt know about Sweers. He's defending the poor children out there and parents that are fooled by SS and paying good hard earned money for his "donations". But your friends with ss right? He's a good guy right? Your a sad sad little kid. You most not have any real friends.. Except for DICK (Richard)Especially if you consider ss your real friend? You think your exonerated because you dont believe Mickeys CANNON. And you wonder why your getting picked on by the Scourge? WOW I wonder why? Your just as bad as Cory Morr... NO NO even worse cause Cory has blind hope he'll be in a trilogy ..no matter what the real info is about ss ..ya know what .. I promised myself I wouldnt post anything except on "Shawdowscourge" but your such a pathetic Fat faggot who lives in Michigan ( I did some time with a guy from "Lansing" when he was extradited to NC for what I dont remember) Do us a favor and go away faggot .. before you get yourself hurt "banner boy"
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 28, 2006 10:08 PM
Now that's some funny shit....."banner boy"...LMFAO!!!!!!... Queers, You ain't gotta clue when it comes to anything... somebody must have pissed in your mom when you were conceived... Perhaps you should join a fucking Pokemon thread... and stay the fuck outta here... I will trash you nonstop. The only thing you can hope to get in here "n00b to gettin your sphincter reamed"... is a party at your mom's place and everyone is coming.
AND... reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 28, 2006 10:17 PM
I don't need to tell you that I "OWN" you... everyone else will tell you for me... JACKASS!!!!!
So... reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 28, 2006 10:21 PM
About the worse thing you could do to me is put up another of your retarded fucking banners... Considering it is about the only thing that frightens me... I hope it aint your day job... (if you know what a job is).
Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2006 10:26 PM
LMFAO FUNNY SHIT!
This Whatever asshole is nothing but a stupid 15 year old little faggotassedbitch who is completely CLUELESS. He probably takes vicious beatings at School, hopefully he is bullied daily for his homosexuality. He's especially stupid because he is aware of Mickey's lies, deceit, and notoriety BUT he continues to say what a great swell guy Mickey is. Whatever needs to take Mickey's cock out of his mouth and get off his shit already, enough is enough. When Mickey pays the price will he visit him in the Hospital? Or go to his grave?
Perhaps he IS Mickey and trying to put a neutral spin on things.
RE: Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2006 4:46 AM
agreed
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2006 6:16 AM
Fuck you all, i really don't care about all of your insults, most itnot all are random untrue bablings about homosexuality, my mom, swearing, sex, and what not, which indicates your lack of intelligence, and why the heck do you all tell me "before I get hurt" I know, you all know, that you know, you don't know where I live, oh yeah, and everyone knows what state I'm from, I have said once, now tell me, what city am I from?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2006 6:23 AM
Oh yeah, almost forgot, thank you for the nick-name "banner boy" I like it!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 29, 2006 8:56 AM
You are a moron... Intelligence?... You really want to go down this road?... I'll take your Pepsi challenge any day you want. You're wit is week... To be honest... I know you are here to fuck with people... and I am here to Insult you... and I WILL... I get under EVERYONE'S skin... This aint the only place on the net to find you.... I can find you anywhere... EVEN at your gay ass site... SS. I'm not fooled. You gave me enough time to find out what I needed to know about you. I don't make bodily harm threats... Cause I don't need to.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 29, 2006 9:00 AM
Is your mommy disappointed that you are on the "receiving end" of Mickey Suttle??... She was hoping for a Picher when you said you were gay.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2006 10:24 AM
Whatever, I would like to exchange mail with you, like adults.
If you are interested, please post here and I will create a temp. email for you and will post it here.
If you are Cory, go climb a greased flag pole.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2006 10:49 AM
I am not Cory, he is an idiot. Really, he thinks he will be given a role in episode 7, and when he posted another idea to SS, and when SS said in his post that "failures at life should not post at SS.com" I found that very funny. Oh yeah, so you want me to give you my e-mail to you on this page? No, that would be a very foolish and a stupid thing to do, if you want to talk, say what you will here. What do you even want to talk about?
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on June 29, 2006 3:56 PM
I'll sign you up for gay porn, we will eventually find out, fool! Muhahaha!!! Once you sign up for Shadowscourge, Elway will know your email adress and make it public! HAR HAR HAR!!!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2006 4:23 PM
Oh yeah, almost forgot, thank you for the nick-name "banner boy" I like it!
Your welcome retard...
yeah yeah reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on June 29, 2006 5:46 PM
yeah and we'll sell your email address to solicitors. HA HA HA
idiot
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2006 6:47 PM
Yeah right, thats why I didn't post an e-mail address you fuck tart. Why the hell would I contribute to the failures at Shadowscourge by sighning up with them?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2006 6:02 AM
Oh yeah, you can reply whenever, and then do one of yer self-proclaimed "victories"
pussy
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on June 30, 2006 6:32 AM
Wow, we can reply whenever, didn't know that.. Maybe it's best you shut up from now on.
By the way, it seems as though Mickey is slowly destructurising SuperShadow.com, is he not?
Just look at all the broken shit he has on his site now:
http://www.supershadow.com/pictures/skywalker_ranch.html
http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/map.html
http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/species.html
http://www.supershadow.com/archive/spetsnaz.html
http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/girlfriend.html
I guess all the stolen pictures of Skywalker ranch, women, SW galaxy map are not legal anymore.
Maybe he finally got sued or threatened!
Though his dumbass Guns and Roses and UFO pictures are still there..
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2006 7:47 AM
Guns & Roses are awesome man.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on June 30, 2006 1:40 PM
yeah they are KILLER STOLEN pictures i mean killer cool....
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 30, 2006 5:27 PM
Stolen? He is just showing them off, are you saying google images is a huge mobster operation?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on June 30, 2006 9:24 PM
Google images are hyperlinked.... Jackass... Hence they are NOT stolen.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on July 1, 2006 10:04 AM
It was sarcasm, idiots.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2006 10:12 AM
Google is a tool that indicates any so image, you are correct it shows them via hyperlink, but would that justify keygen and/or illegal torret site as well, for they just hyperlink to the files, and many have been shut down...
Elway/re-Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2006 10:45 AM
(Fuck you all, i really don't care about all of your insults)- OBVIOUSLY you do, if not you wouldn't have said this!
(most itnot all are random untrue bablings about homosexuality, my mom, swearing, sex,) Oh so SOME of it IS true? Which one, the one of me shooting hot cum in your Mommy's mouth, of you being a Homosexual, you being a stupid little jackass kid, you living in a trailer, or of you getting abused in School?
(and what not, which indicates your lack of intelligence) OUR lack of intelligence? Do you read your own Posts?
(and why the heck do you all tell me "before I get hurt" I know, you all know, that you know, you don't know where I live) OHHH I wish I knew...
(oh yeah, and everyone knows what state I'm from, I have said once, now tell me, what city am I from?) I do not know what state you're from, if you were in NY I'd want to come and kick the shit out of you too.
WE OWN YOU BITCH.
Shadowscourge rules Supershadow's fools.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 1, 2006 11:40 AM
Dude you cannot match wits with me... you can save a picture and host it from a remote site... like what peniswrinkle does... THIS is illegal, because the image was taken from somewhere else and posted permanently on his site, without permission... THAT, my young one, is what the law considers 'stealing'. Anything else you would like me to educate you with?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2006 12:31 PM
yeah
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 1, 2006 12:38 PM
Guns and roses are awesome eh? A good christian wouldn't find it awesome how axl rose let's all these groupies suck his cock. But then again, you find all Mickey's statements rather killer cool aswell. You look up to bitches because you are one.
and yeah, that google comment was pretty irrelevant.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 1, 2006 1:12 PM
Yes.. it was...LOL!!!!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on July 1, 2006 2:36 PM
amen crisis, amen! ROFL
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2006 8:21 PM
wow, what losers.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 1, 2006 11:22 PM
Yeah... That Alex Queers kid, is a loser... Good call.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2006 12:13 AM
Dont fuck with me.
When I play nice its taken literal and most people know it.
If I ask to talk private its for a good reason and not stupid bullshit. Dont wanna talk? Then dont waste my time with your bullshit, im sick of it just like everyone else.
The part where I differ is I believe everyone deserves a chance at understanding and if you dont want it than fuck off- Zoom.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 2, 2006 12:58 AM
OOOOOPPPPSSSS!!!!.... I wouldn't want to reply to that... Queers fucked up again!!!!!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 2, 2006 5:40 AM
You're pretty much speachless these days aren't you? I know, it's hard to cope with when your idol dies..
Just take comfort in that he was a bragging retarded son of a bitch who thought it was funny to fool children and mentally handicapped like Cory and to get his kicks and money this way.
And all those stolen pictures of women were pretty sad aswell!
But if you think you still have something to say or defend yourself in some kind of way, just come to a forum called SuperShadow-01. You can PM Zoom there for example or create a thread questioning us or whatever you want.
The forum should be easy to find.
You'll even have crazy admins there to protect your ass when you can't sleep at night because of people laughing at you over the internet.
-superspecial e-warrior, Darth Crisis.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2006 6:48 AM
Listen dude, I really don't care. I don't want to talk with ANY of you, espicially Cory, who has no connection with SuperShadow.com, and Peter Andre, who is dumber than...you know... I am sort of alone in where I stand, well maybe except for a few others, and I like where I am.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 2, 2006 7:52 AM
The feeling is mutual...
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.......... ../??/'...'/???`?
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.... ...('(...?(..?. ....,~/'...')
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RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 3, 2006 2:30 AM
And your returning here indicates what?
a)That you DO want to talk because you like to keep up to date about your hero SuperIdiot?
b)You're lonely and have no life whatsoever besides the internet?
c)Your pride is hurt and you feel a strange urge to keep talking back? (as if you'll ever have the last word on a message board..)
d)You're retarded, say you don't want to talk but keep accidently doing it because you have no self discipline or mind?
e)You keep hoping that we will suddenly sympathise with you and your psycho friend Mickey?
f)You want to convert us to good christians just like Mickey?
g)You are mind controlled by the incredible Mirader empire and all your dumbass pointless posts are part of a big scheme?
Loser at life reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2006 7:37 PM
Haha Sweers, I'm talkin to Mickey right now. He says he wants his money back for that piece a shit banner and for the blow job you gave him.
SS says your a loser in life and cant suck a dick to save it. Hahah fuck you Sweers.. "Killer Cool"
- Secretus
RE: Loser at life reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 3, 2006 9:59 PM
Secretus... you will soon be released.... Your trashing is beyond my control... I can no longer teach thee anymore... you are a roaring blaze... uncontrollable..... LMAO!!!!!
RE: Loser at life reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2006 10:05 PM
Thank you .. My Master...
- Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2006 1:11 PM
And your returning here indicates what? (whatever: By talking, I was refering to direct e-mail contact, not this board.)
a)That you DO want to talk because you like to keep up to date about your hero SuperIdiot?(whatever: Here, yes.)
b)You're lonely and have no life whatsoever besides the internet?(whatever: Not really, I have a life almost everywhere.
I just got back from a really cool party on a lake, there was a band, fireworks, everything, live happy, live rich, trust in God. No one JUST has an internet life, at least no one here I think.)
c)Your pride is hurt and you feel a strange urge to keep talking back? (Whatever: Sometimes) (as if you'll ever have the last word on a message board..) (whatever: Like I care.)
d)You're retarded, say you don't want to talk but keep accidently doing it because you have no self discipline or mind? (whatever: No?)
e)You keep hoping that we will suddenly sympathise with you and your psycho friend Mickey? (Whatever: I NECER want to be on your side Crisis.)
f)You want to convert us to good christians just like Mickey? (Whatever: Bravo, YES!)
g)You are mind controlled by the incredible Mirader empire and all your dumbass pointless posts are part of a big scheme? (Whatever: Very Possible.)
Haha Sweers, I'm talkin to Mickey right now. (whatever: Lies) He says he wants his money back for that piece a shit banner and for the blow job you gave him. (Whatever: Funny, he didn't pay me for the banners with $, something better, I got nice privilages, oh and I never gave anybody a blow job.)
SS says your a loser in life and cant suck a dick to save it. (Whatever: He was talking to you that time buddy) Hahah fuck you Sweers..(Whatever: You want to fuck a guy?) "Killer Cool"
(Whatever: |= |_| ( |< \/| 0 |_| )
- Secretus (Whatever: Is a |= |_| ( |< |= 4 ( 3 )
RE: Loser at life > reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 3, 2006 9:59 PM
Secretus... you will soon be released....(Whatever: From hell?) Your trashing is beyond my control... I can no longer teach thee anymore... you are a roaring blaze... uncontrollable..... LMAO!!!!!
(Whatever: Not funny.)
RE: Loser at life > reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2006 10:05 PM
Thank you .. My Master... (Whatever: Yeah kiss his ass.)
- Secretus
idiot reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on July 4, 2006 1:29 PM
do you realize that you're messing with the BADDEST motherfuckers on the planet? I will stop at nothing to stop Mickey, even if it means I have to come to YOUR House too and tar-and-feather you, while i'm dressed as Boba Fett. ....
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 4, 2006 1:33 PM
Hmm... I can assure you that Secretus is no kiss ass. Matter of fact, he kicks ass. Just like we have been doing to you. Your comebacks aren't even worth mentioning and trashing you ain't even worth putting on my resume. Playing with your dolls and yourself should give you more comfort.
Perhaps you should take up a new line of work.. Mr. Spanktravision.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 4, 2006 1:35 PM
And your mother wonders why the keyboard sticks...
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2006 1:58 PM
I agree Badmen .. Ive seen better come backs from Sexy Alexy .. Your "almost not worth our time" But your such a little retard that I just can't help myself. I would like to bend you over and fuck you like the bitch you are ..And I tell ya jailbait ..Crimson is 100% right on the money ..Just cause its the internet doesnt make us a bunch of fanboys .. I'm thinkin your way way way over your little head ..both of em .. You better get your moms to wipe your ass and get a some warm milk for ya, and go to bed ..cause I'm gonna plant my seed in her and tell her I love her and get some money out of her draw and give it all to SS. Lets see how funny ya think his site really is when your moneys supporting him faggot.
And by BTW ..Mickey wants another BJ .. not by you ..hes lookin fer your daddy this time ..I told him I only like women ..hahah eat shit
- Secretus
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2006 2:35 PM
Wow this board just needs to be shutdown finally, Shadowscourge has destroyed the opposition, completely and totally anhillated any reistance. Wow you guy have brutalized Sweers its like a 15 round ass beaten the likes of never seen. Goodbye Sweers, Goodbye Mickey its over, let it go. You Lost.........
RE: Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2006 3:00 PM
LMFAO..ya we own Cory, Alexis, and now Sweers.. now we get a horse for our kids a moron to tell the horse what to do and a banner to tell us where the horse is at all times ..
- Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2006 6:13 PM
do you realize that you're messing with the BADDEST motherfuckers on the planet?(whatever: Ummm, no? Overweight nerds are scary?) I will stop at nothing to stop Mickey, even if it means I have to come to YOUR House too and tar-and-feather you, while i'm dressed as Boba Fett. ....(Whatever: That would be so funny! I'll remember to have a good smuggler who is blind with a stick to kick her sad armoured ass into a pit.)
RE: whatever > reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 4, 2006 1:33 PM
Hmm... I can assure you that Secretus is no kiss ass. Matter of fact, he kicks ass. Just like we have been doing to you.(Whatever: Not really.) Your comebacks aren't even worth mentioning and trashing (Whatever: Thats why you always respond, I love this, thank you.) you ain't even worth putting on my resume. (Whatever: Thats to bad, I always wanted to be on your resume...)Playing with your dolls(Whatever: Action Figures*) and yourself should give you more comfort. (Whatever: If it works for you...)
Perhaps you should take up a new line of work.. Mr. Spanktravision.(Whatever: Why would I want to work with you?)
RE: whatever > reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 4, 2006 1:35 PM
And your mother wonders why the keyboard sticks...(Whatever: It doesn't)
RE: whatever > reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2006 1:58 PM
I agree Badmen .. Ive seen better come backs from Sexy Alexy .. Your "almost not worth our time" But your such a little retard that I just can't help myself. I would like to bend you over and fuck you (Whatever: Ha Ha, you ARE gay.)like the bitch you are ..And I tell ya jailbait ..Crimson is 100% right on the money (Whatever: Who cares?)..Just cause its the internet doesnt make us a bunch of fanboys .. I'm thinkin your way way way over your little head ..both of em .. You better get your moms (Whatever: We all have ONE mom.)to wipe your ass and get a some warm milk for ya, and go to bed ..cause I'm gonna plant my seed in her and tell her I love her and get some money out of her draw and give it all to SS.(Whatever: You are sick and disturbing.) Lets see how funny ya think his site really is when your moneys supporting him faggot.
And by BTW ..Mickey wants another BJ .. not by you ..hes lookin fer your daddy this time ..(Whatever: You are really not funny.)I told him I only like women ..hahah eat shit (Whatever: Yer done)
- Secretus
Chosen One > reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2006 2:35 PM
Wow this board just needs to be shutdown finally, Shadowscourge has destroyed the opposition, completely and totally anhillated any reistance.(Whatever: I am still here boys.) Wow you guy have brutalized Sweers (Whatever: Self proclaimed victory.)its like a 15 round ass beaten the likes of never seen. Goodbye Sweers, Goodbye Mickey its over, let it go. You Lost......... (Whatever: Never.)
RE: Chosen One > reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2006 3:00 PM
LMFAO..ya we own Cory(Whatever: Who is Cory? Keep that imposter out of my business.), Alexis, and now Sweers.. now we get a horse for our kids a moron to tell the horse what to do and a banner to tell us where the horse is at all times .. (Whatever: Wow.)
- Secretus
Whatever: Wow this is fun. Hey how did all of you idiots like sitting on yer asses on this holiday, while I partied with my friends and family, I had a fun time, went to my nice rich uncle's house on a beautiful lake, worked on his dodge viper with my dad, played a huge array of arcade games there (Sweers Arcade "May the force be With You") and had a killer time with the coolest people ever, they even had a band, guys, just always go to places like so, its so fun, friends and family make things worth while.) FIREWORKS!!!!
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 5, 2006 8:08 AM
b)You're lonely and have no life whatsoever besides the internet? (whatever: Not really, I have a life almost everywhere.
I just got back from a really cool party on a lake, there was a band, fireworks, everything, live happy, live rich, trust in God. No one JUST has an internet life, at least no one here I think.)
Wow, a cool ass party with fireworks, trusting in God (+SuperShadow), living rich and happy and then coming back here to brag about it or lie about because you are the most bored and useless individual ever? Fuck off. And no, I only have an internet life, I am internet anomaly, now piss off, kid.
c)Your pride is hurt and you feel a strange urge to keep talking back? (Whatever: Sometimes)
LOLZ YOUR PRIDE IS HURT? WHAHAHA!!! AND A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD URGES YOU TO COME BACK HERE TO WHERE EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE AN IDIOT? WOW!!! THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!
(as if you'll ever have the last word on a message board..)(whatever: Like I care.)
Yeah, we can always try to have the last word on internet don't we?
d)You're retarded, say you don't want to talk but keep accidently doing it because you have no self discipline or mind? (whatever: No?)
You're not quite sure whether you are retarded or not, aren't you?
e)You keep hoping that we will suddenly sympathise with you and your psycho friend Mickey? (Whatever: I NECER want to be on your side Crisis.)
You necer want to be on my side? WOAH OMGWTFROFLCOPTER!!!
f)You want to convert us to good christians just like Mickey? (Whatever: Bravo, YES!)
Okay! I will immediately set up a website with me bragging about being an angel from get sent to earth and that I constantly fuck all kinds of women although I claim to have a girlfriend and I will lie to children and mentally handicapped to get a hold on their money! Killer cool, being christian!
(Whatever: Funny, he didn't pay me for the banners with $, something better, I got nice privilages, oh and I never gave anybody a blow job.)
Probably the privilage of going to heaven and starring in an awesome SW movie wich will come out in 2021!
Hahah fuck you Sweers..(Whatever: You want to fuck a guy?)
You never heard that expression, didn't you? Idiot. It doesn't mean that he wants to fuck some geeky fat kid called sweers.
(Whatever: Not funny.)
Oh noes!!
(Whatever: Yeah kiss his ass.)
Keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself, please. Share them with Mickey.
(whatever: Ummm, no? Overweight nerds are scary?)
You are certainly scary as hell just like your boy Suttle, mistar.
(Whatever: That would be so funny! I'll remember to have a good smuggler who is blind with a stick to kick her sad armoured ass into a pit.)
WTF? That made no sense..
(Whatever: Thats to bad, I always wanted to be on your resume...) Don't worry, you'll be on my list of dead people instead.
Playing with your dolls(Whatever: Action Figures*) Cool, wich action figures do you use? Jar Jar Binks masturbation doll? You are probably one of these kids.
(Whatever: I am still here boys.) Hi.
(Whatever: Who is Cory? Keep that imposter out of my business.)
I remember you calling out the amazing Cory. "Blablabla, now.. Is the infamous Cory here?" You wanted his dick aswell as Suttle's. Now, you keep returning for us... Scary..
Whatever: Wow this is fun. Hey how did all of you idiots like sitting on yer asses on this holiday, while I partied with my friends and family, I had a fun time, went to my nice rich uncle's house on a beautiful lake, worked on his dodge viper with my dad, played a huge array of arcade games there (Sweers Arcade "May the force be With You") and had a killer time with the coolest people ever, they even had a band, guys, just always go to places like so, its so fun, friends and family make things worth while.) FIREWORKS!!!!
LOL!! I was gone longer than you therefore I have an even better life!! LOL LOL LOL!!! Wait.. You sucked your sugaruncle's what? You worked him? And you had a killer cool time with the coolest people in the world evar? OMG UR LIFE IS SO AMAZING I AM SO JEALOUS!!!! Now, go brag about scoring with women like your homeboy Suttle or just stop bullshitting like him.
"They even had a band, guys!! Being with friends and family is what life is all about, you guys!!"
Shut the fuck up and go drool somewhere else, retarded little kid.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2006 11:49 AM
b)You're lonely and have no life whatsoever besides the internet? (
Wow, a cool ass party with fireworks, trusting in God (+SuperShadow), living rich and happy and then coming back here to brag about it or lie about because you are the most bored and useless individual ever? Fuck off. And no, I only have an internet life, I am internet anomaly, now piss off, kid.(Whatever: HAHAHA, Internet kid.)
c)Your pride is hurt and you feel a strange urge to keep talking back? (Whatever: Sometimes)
LOLZ YOUR PRIDE IS HURT? WHAHAHA!!! AND A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD URGES YOU TO COME BACK HERE TO WHERE EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE AN IDIOT? WOW!!! THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!(Whatever: I know it is!)
(as if you'll ever have the last word on a message board..)(whatever: Like I care.)
Yeah, we can always try to have the last word on internet don't we?(Whatever: nope.)
d)You're retarded, say you don't want to talk but keep accidently doing it because you have no self discipline or mind? (whatever: No?)
You're not quite sure whether you are retarded or not, aren't you? (Whatever: Results will come in next week.)
e)You keep hoping that we will suddenly sympathise with you and your psycho friend Mickey? (Whatever: I NECER want to be on your side Crisis.)
You necer want to be on my side? WOAH OMGWTFROFLCOPTER!!!
(Whatever: HAHA my bad, typo.)
f)You want to convert us to good christians just like Mickey? (Whatever: Bravo, YES!)
Okay! I will immediately set up a website with me bragging about being an angel from get sent to earth and that I constantly fuck all kinds of women although I claim to have a girlfriend and I will lie to children and mentally handicapped to get a hold on their money! Killer cool, being christian!
(Whatever: ok, not exactly normal you are.)
(Whatever: Funny, he didn't pay me for the banners with $, something better, I got nice privilages, oh and I never gave anybody a blow job.)
Probably the privilage of going to heaven and starring in an awesome SW movie wich will come out in 2021!(Whatever: No.)
Hahah fuck you Sweers..(Whatever: You want to fuck a guy?)
You never heard that expression, didn't you? Idiot. It doesn't mean that he wants to fuck some geeky fat kid called sweers.(Whatever: I am geeky, but not fat.)
(Whatever: Not funny.)
Oh noes!!
(Whatever: Yeah kiss his ass.)
Keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself, please. Share them with Mickey. (Whatever: I am straight.)
(whatever: Ummm, no? Overweight nerds are scary?)
You are certainly scary as hell just like your boy Suttle, mistar.
(Whatever: That would be so funny! I'll remember to have a good smuggler who is blind with a stick to kick her sad armoured ass into a pit.)
WTF? That made no sense.. (Whatever: Just goes to show you such at knowing Star Wars Han Solo = blind guy/smuggler, knocked Boba Fett into the sarlacc pit.)
(Whatever: Thats to bad, I always wanted to be on your resume...) Don't worry, you'll be on my list of dead people instead.
Playing with your dolls(Whatever: Action Figures*) Cool, wich action figures do you use? Jar Jar Binks masturbation doll? You are probably one of these kids.(Whatever: Eww, no)
(Whatever: I am still here boys.) Hi.(Whatever: Hello.)
(Whatever: Who is Cory? Keep that imposter out of my business.)
I remember you calling out the amazing Cory. "Blablabla, now.. Is the infamous Cory here?" You wanted his dick aswell as Suttle's. Now, you keep returning for us... Scary..
Whatever: Wow this is fun. Hey how did all of you idiots like sitting on yer asses on this holiday, while I partied with my friends and family, I had a fun time, went to my nice rich uncle's house on a beautiful lake, worked on his dodge viper with my dad, played a huge array of arcade games there (Sweers Arcade "May the force be With You") and had a killer time with the coolest people ever, they even had a band, guys, just always go to places like so, its so fun, friends and family make things worth while.) FIREWORKS!!!!
LOL!! I was gone longer than you therefore I have an even better life!! LOL LOL LOL!!! Wait.. You sucked your sugaruncle's what? You worked him? And you had a killer cool time with the coolest people in the world evar? OMG UR LIFE IS SO AMAZING I AM SO JEALOUS!!!! Now, go brag about scoring with women like your homeboy Suttle or just stop bullshitting like him.
"They even had a band, guys!! Being with friends and family is what life is all about, you guys!!"
Shut the fuck up and go drool somewhere else, retarded little kid.(Whatever: Nah, I like it here.)
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 5, 2006 1:04 PM
And no, I only have an internet life, I am internet anomaly, now piss off, kid.(Whatever: HAHAHA, Internet kid.)
Hahaha!! I've entertained the simple minded fool called Sweers!
WHAHAHA!!! AND A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD URGES YOU TO COME BACK HERE TO WHERE EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE AN IDIOT? WOW!!! THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!(Whatever: I know it is!)
It's also quite sad that you have voices in your head compelling you to return here.
Yeah, we can always try to have the last word on internet don't we?(Whatever: nope.)
Oh, we can't? Hahaha!! You are a moron!!!
You're not quite sure whether you are retarded or not, aren't you? (Whatever: Results will come in next week.)
So we'll finally know if you indeed should be denied of internet access.. Thank God..
f)You want to convert us to good christians just like Mickey? (Whatever: Bravo, YES!)
Okay! I will immediately set up a website with me bragging about being an angel from get sent to earth and that I constantly fuck all kinds of women although I claim to have a girlfriend and I will lie to children and mentally handicapped to get a hold on their money! Killer cool, being christian!
(Whatever: ok, not exactly normal you are.)
Whahah!! Look who's talking! You think Suttle is a good christian, you are a fucking retard!! Whahaha!!!
(Whatever: You want to fuck a guy?)
You never heard that expression, didn't you? Idiot. It doesn't mean that he wants to fuck some geeky fat kid called sweers.(Whatever: I am geeky, but not fat.)
You are also a SuperShadow wannabe, pretty sad. Go fetch a life.
(Whatever: Yeah kiss his ass.)
Keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself, please. Share them with Mickey. (Whatever: I am straight.)
Then act like it, idiot.
WTF? That made no sense.. (Whatever: Just goes to show you such at knowing Star Wars Han Solo = blind guy/smuggler, knocked Boba Fett into the sarlacc pit.)
It doesn't show whether I know it or not, it shows that your dumbass joke didn't make sense.
Shut the fuck up and go drool somewhere else, retarded little kid.(Whatever: Nah, I like it here.)
I know, you like getting any type of attention like the attention whore you are. Even negative attention. You probably get kicked around at school even worse than here, don't you?
You'll probably marry a whore one day aswell.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2006 5:03 PM
Nooope, you are wrong again Crisis/Crimson. I would like you to know that I am just a guy with digital art talents and that SuperShadow comissioned me to make him banners for his site, I do digital art for many people, both for amature and professional works. And I support ALL of my clients always. I work for the best. And make them better.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 5, 2006 6:32 PM
Dude... Your banners belong in a coloring book for the blind. You don't work for anyone kid... school starts next month.
whore reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2006 7:11 PM
Sweers your such a retard..you sit here and type with your dick in your mouth while were gang bangin you and your moms. Why would you still stay here and make more of an ass out of yourself than Cory would. Crisis is right.. your nothin but an attention " Whore "..just like your mommy. God I love that whore .. she can suck a dick better than you can ..Fuck off "Banner Boy"
- Secretus
RE: whore reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 5, 2006 9:49 PM
I heard he can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.
RE: whore reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2006 10:30 PM
LMFAO! She sure has a pair of lungs on her.. must run in the family. Sweers screams like a little bitch. Next time I come over Swears, I'm gonna make ya wear your moms wig.. And me and badmen will make ya call out SS's name all night ..
- Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2006 9:25 AM
Fuck you all. I really could care less of what you all have to say.
@Whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 6, 2006 2:05 PM
LOLOLOL, Shadowscourge has already pwned Peter Andre and got confessions from him already and we've silenced you aswell now!
I have no idea why you even keep letting yourself be heard here!
We now finally know what happened to Mickey Suttle and you don't! Whahaha!!!
And you are supposed to be working for him!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 6, 2006 6:16 PM
Yeah... and is that why you tried THREE times yesterday to get on Scourge?... You ain't that good of a liar... Assclown...LOL!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2006 7:36 PM
LOLOLOL, Shadowscourge has already pwned Peter Andre and got confessions from him (Whatever: I don't care, Peter Andre e-mailed me thoes confessions, somehow they were leaked.) already and we've silenced you aswell now!(Whatever: I shall never be silenced.)
I have no idea why you even keep letting yourself be heard here!
We now finally know what happened to Mickey Suttle and you don't! Whahaha!!!(Whatever: Not so, you don't knbow what I know. Your brain can't work like mine, MS- DOS doesn't work with Windows Vista Ultimate Edition very well does it?)
And you are supposed to be working for him! (Whatever: I do work fo him, I serve him with pride.)
RE: whatever > reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 6, 2006 6:16 PM
Yeah... and is that why you tried THREE times yesterday to get on Scourge?... (Whatever: I wanted to see if its true that the Peter Andre info was indeed leaked.)You ain't that good of a liar... Assclown...LOL!!(Whatever: I never lie.)
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2006 7:39 PM
Why do you rip off Office Space? Please, that movie is for cool people ONLY.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 6, 2006 9:38 PM
Dumbass... ahhh... 'assclown' is the porn that yourself, Mickey, Peter, and Cory are in with a horse, donkey and an emu... It's on Farmlove.com. Sellin like hotcakes in the penal system in Mexico.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 6, 2006 9:41 PM
Oh... and you aint the only one who can read your DOS... oldest shit in the book... too bad you don't use it very well... ROOKIE!!!
@Whatever, the idiot. reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 7, 2006 2:45 AM
(Whatever: I don't care, Peter Andre e-mailed me thoes confessions, somehow they were leaked.)
Hahaha, idiot. He was away for a long while, multiple people have contacted him. As do I, the incredible mistar crisis!!!!
(Whatever: I shall never be silenced.)
You will be silenced! You have no rights! Remember the outcome of your mental tests? You are unfit to operate the internet and should quit your subscription immediately.
(Whatever: Not so, you don't knbow what I know. Your brain can't work like mine, MS- DOS doesn't work with Windows Vista Ultimate Edition very well does it?)
OMG!! The ultimate Windows Crap edition!! I wish I had that, oh wait, even windows 98 and 95 are much more stable than those new dumbass version so shut the hell up, idiot.
(Whatever: I do work fo him, I serve him with pride.)
You must be very proud to serve the ultimate loser of all time with his whole reputation for being a creep. I salute your idiocy.
(Whatever: I wanted to see if its true that the Peter Andre info was indeed leaked.)
Hahaha!! We immediately noticed a homosexual tried to enter the boards. All our information about the truth is now already locked into subforums with passwords only available to the chosen members.
You'd have to hack twice to see the truth about Mickey Suttle and you wouldn't even want to know. You'd cry your teenage heart out! Whahaha!!
(Whatever: I never lie.)
Haha! You lied a while ago that you never believed Mickey while the evidence of your believing in him in the past is on this actual page! Lying son of retard! Whahaha!!
You are our bitch!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2006 7:56 AM
(Whatever: I don't care, Peter Andre e-mailed me thoes confessions, somehow they were leaked.)
Hahaha, idiot. He was away for a long while, multiple people have contacted him. As do I, the incredible mistar crisis!!!!(Whatever: Andre e-mailed me 2 days ago, complaining that I betrayed him or something, what a freak.)
(Whatever: I shall never be silenced.)
You will be silenced! You have no rights! Remember the outcome of your mental tests? You are unfit to operate the internet and should quit your subscription immediately.(Whatever: Never, you have no talents, you quit the internet, people need my digital skills.)
(Whatever: Not so, you don't knbow what I know. Your brain can't work like mine, MS- DOS doesn't work with Windows Vista Ultimate Edition very well does it?)
OMG!! The ultimate Windows Crap edition!! I wish I had that, oh wait, even windows 98 and 95 are much more stable than those new dumbass version so shut the hell up, idiot.(Whatever: Where the hell have you been? Windows 98? Shit, I remember how bad that ucked, too bad for you, learn to adapt to superior technology.)
(Whatever: I do work fo him, I serve him with pride.)
You must be very proud to serve the ultimate loser of all time with his whole reputation for being a creep. I salute your idiocy.(Whatever: He is a lawyer.)
(Whatever: I wanted to see if its true that the Peter Andre info was indeed leaked.)
Hahaha!! We immediately noticed a homosexual tried to enter the boards. All our information about the truth is now already locked into subforums with passwords only available to the chosen members.
You'd have to hack twice to see the truth about Mickey Suttle and you wouldn't even want to know. You'd cry your teenage heart out! Whahaha!!(Whatever: What are you talking about?)
(Whatever: I never lie.)
Haha! You lied a while ago that you never believed Mickey while the evidence of your believing in him in the past is on this actual page! Lying son of retard! Whahaha!!(Whatever: That wasn't a lie, its called changing my mind.)
You are our bitch!
(Whatever: Only in your mind freak.)
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 7, 2006 3:27 PM
Like I said... ROOKIE... I already know what I need... and I can check at any time I want. Stay in your own world of denial all you want... PFFT. Welcome to MY world.
ATTN SCOURGE reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on July 7, 2006 8:45 PM
Dudes, why the fuck are we bothering with this pigfucker? Seriously, let's just leave huim here to complain to himself, we can sit and laugh at his fat ass and killer cool 15 year old pre-pubic-hair teens.
or we can just keep kicking his ass verbally ! AIYAIYAIY!!!!!
RAGE ON, PIGFUCKER
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2006 8:45 PM
what, rookie? Your world, what are you talking about???!!!Yeah try to keep things, like normal sounding.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 7, 2006 11:01 PM
OK... You're life is pointless.. you don't have one, your activity on the net is a joke, with the exception of a few emails and checking this thread. You suck at using DOS, I read your shit everyday. Throw yourself outta window, your life is pointless. You have nothing... want me to go on?... I can tell you more about yourself. I am FAR more advanced than you could ever imagine. So, keep playing your card tough guy... I OWN YOU!!!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 8, 2006 6:19 AM
(Whatever: Andre e-mailed me 2 days ago, complaining that I betrayed him or something, what a freak.)
Have you seen his myspace? He likes young and tight ass. He wants you.
(Whatever: Never, you have no talents, you quit the internet, people need my digital skills.)
What, because the biggest douche of the internet used your crappy amature pics, you suddenly think your live has had meaning? You still have to end your subscription to the internet, you are just not cut out for it..
(Whatever: Where the hell have you been? Windows 98? Shit, I remember how bad that ucked, too bad for you, learn to adapt to superior technology.)
hahaha, windows 2000 can't even play half my SW games, windows xp immediately recieves trojans when I plug in the internet. I'm telling you, the newer the windows operating system, the more unstable it gets and the quicker it gets hijacked.
Of course you are such a retard that you don't even know about other operating systems wich can actually run a year straight without crashing.
(Whatever: He is a lawyer.)
He is a retard.
(Whatever: What are you talking about?)
That we immediately spotted a homosexual trying to penetrate the boards. Now Elway has your email adress and we can sign you up to gay dating sites so you don't have to bother us anymore.
Congradulations, we have finally made sure that you are kept busy.
(Whatever: That wasn't a lie, its called changing my mind.)
You changed your mind??? You first came barging in about how neutral you were, then you screamed names at Crimson and began talking about how SuperShadow.com is for the true SW fans, then later you claimed to be neutral again, probably because you didn't want to look like a fool for believing in Mickey retard.
Eventually you said you never believed in him. This has nothing to do with changing your mind, young fool. It's called: being a lying sack of shit.
(Whatever: Only in your mind freak.)
You are our bitch for returning here constantly although everybody thinks you're the greatest idiot after SuperSHadow. You now know that he isn't real yet keep defending him. YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2006 7:47 AM
(Whatever: Andre e-mailed me 2 days ago, complaining that I betrayed him or something, what a freak.)
Have you seen his myspace? He likes young and tight ass. He wants you. (Whatever: He scares me, I don't like talking to him, I like, anyone that BELIEVES the jokes SS tells ppl, really have problems, even after all the evidence against the jokes.)
(Whatever: Never, you have no talents, you quit the internet, people need my digital skills.)
What, because the biggest douche of the internet used your crappy amature pics, you suddenly think your live has had meaning? You still have to end your subscription to the internet, you are just not cut out for it..(Whatever: I don't listen to you.)
(Whatever: Where the hell have you been? Windows 98? Shit, I remember how bad that ucked, too bad for you, learn to adapt to superior technology.)
hahaha, windows 2000 can't even play half my SW games, windows xp immediately recieves trojans when I plug in the internet. I'm telling you, the newer the windows operating system, the more unstable it gets and the quicker it gets hijacked.
Of course you are such a retard that you don't even know about other operating systems wich can actually run a year straight without crashing.(My windows XP has run for nearly 2 years without problems like the ones you described, its called computer maintenance! You shouldn't try it though, it may make things worse. I have used Mac Os 10 Tiger, and a few versions below it, really, I don't like it, same with Linux.)
(Whatever: He is a lawyer.)
He is a retard.(Whatever: A retarded a lawyer, hmm.)
(Whatever: What are you talking about?)
That we immediately spotted a homosexual trying to penetrate the boards. Now Elway has your email adress and we can sign you up to gay dating sites so you don't have to bother us anymore.
Congradulations, we have finally made sure that you are kept busy.(Whatever: I never used my main address on Shadows Courage.)
(Whatever: That wasn't a lie, its called changing my mind.)
You changed your mind??? You first came barging in about how neutral you were, then you screamed names at Crimson and began talking about how SuperShadow.com is for the true SW fans, then later you claimed to be neutral again, probably because you didn't want to look like a fool for believing in Mickey retard.
Eventually you said you never believed in him. This has nothing to do with changing your mind, young fool. It's called: being a lying sack of shit.
(Whatever: Only in your mind freak.)
You are our bitch for returning here constantly although everybody thinks you're the greatest idiot after SuperSHadow. You now know that he isn't real yet keep defending him. YOU ARE AN IDIOT.(Whatever: Nope.)
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 8, 2006 10:09 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.......
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2006 8:29 AM
I don't get what is so bad about SuperShadow. I mean, he isn't real ofcourse, but neither is Santa, all kids love Santa, and believe he exists and everything about him is true until that kid or individual matures or is told otherwise, just like SuperShadow. Oh, right its wrong to give SuperShadow money, well parents pay for there kids to sit on Santa's lap, so why don't you come up with an anti-Santa forum? Really, sometimes hope such as this , like Supershadow or Santa can make all the difference in the life of a child or teen.
Re: the whatever moron reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 9, 2006 8:45 AM
(Whatever: He scares me, I don't like talking to him, I like, anyone that BELIEVES the jokes SS tells ppl, really have problems, even after all the evidence against the jokes.)
People who know about his lies yet keep supporting him scare me equally.
(Whatever: I don't listen to you.)
No, but you read my words instead!! HARDEHARDEHAR!!! :|
(My windows XP has run for nearly 2 years without problems like the ones you described, its called computer maintenance! You shouldn't try it though, it may make things worse. I have used Mac Os 10 Tiger, and a few versions below it, really, I don't like it, same with Linux.)
You don't get it. Mac is as bad as Windows but a little more stable. Linux is known for running years without having to be reloaded. I'm not talking about keeping your Windows on it for 2 years with repairing the shit and maintenance. I'm talking about running for years without crashing because of memory errors for example.
Windows would never be able to become as stable as those kind of operating systems. However, most software is written for windows, that's why I keep using it.
(Whatever: A retarded a lawyer, hmm.)
That was an extra 'a', mister. This was your final mistake, you will need to leave now.
(Whatever: I never used my main address on Shadows Courage.)
Shadows courage? Wow, that sounds mighty gay.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT.(Whatever: Nope.)
So explain why you like him so much, idiot. You are free to explain yourself.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2006 12:05 PM
(Whatever: He scares me, I don't like talking to him, I like, anyone that BELIEVES the jokes SS tells ppl, really have problems, even after all the evidence against the jokes.)
People who know about his lies yet keep supporting him scare me equally.(Whatever: Agreed, I would love to see Shadowscouge take over SS_01 again, but this time, forever.)
(Whatever: I don't listen to you.)
No, but you read my words instead!! HARDEHARDEHAR!!! :|
(Whatever: heh.)
(My windows XP has run for nearly 2 years without problems like the ones you described, its called computer maintenance! You shouldn't try it though, it may make things worse. I have used Mac Os 10 Tiger, and a few versions below it, really, I don't like it, same with Linux.)
You don't get it. Mac is as bad as Windows but a little more stable. Linux is known for running years without having to be reloaded. I'm not talking about keeping your Windows on it for 2 years with repairing the shit and maintenance. I'm talking about running for years without crashing because of memory errors for example.
Windows would never be able to become as stable as those kind of operating systems. However, most software is written for windows, that's why I keep using it.(Whatever: True, but hopefully one day M$ will take the time to make an effort of making Windows as stable as linux, Windows Vista does seem to have a beautiful GUI, but thats nothing really, you need to have a stable workstation as well.)
(Whatever: A retarded a lawyer, hmm.)
That was an extra 'a', mister. This was your final mistake, you will need to leave now. (Whatever: Bahhh, I hate my mistakes.)
(Whatever: I never used my main address on Shadows Courage.)
Shadows courage? Wow, that sounds mighty gay.
(Whatever: I actually thought that was its name before.)
YOU ARE AN IDIOT.(Whatever: Nope.)
So explain why you like him so much, idiot. You are free to explain yourself. (Whatever: Good! Mickey Suttle does this all for fun and laughs, he makes ppl happy, and most of all he is no different than Santa, he doesn't exist how he says he is, and kids/parents pay to see something thats ultimately not real. So it giving donations to George Lucas' "Buddy" much worse than paying to have your kids sit on some normal fat guys lap dressed as Saint Nick? Also, SuperShadow supports Lucasfilm by talking negitive about bootleg copies of ROTS, and encouraging ppl to see Star Wars as many time as possible, also, he encourages the purchase of liscenced Star Wars merchandise. SS.com does no harm IMO.)
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 9, 2006 12:52 PM
I'm glad you agree on so many points. Mickey has made a lot of people sad though when they found out how dissapointing the premium section was.
Then after a while realising that you've paid twenty bucks to a lying son of a bitch plus the shame of having believed all that crap makes you feel even worse.
It's probably fun and profitable for him, but I wouldn't want to be associated with him though.
I'd be very ashamed if my work would be on SuperShadow.com.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2006 1:10 PM
Agreed, that 20$ section was rather wrong, but its amazing of how guliable ppl can be. I was very honored to have my work on his site, I always love to make things for ppl, it makes them happy, there are few ppl I would make things for. I hope he contacts me soon.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 9, 2006 3:13 PM
Yes, you will only work for few people in this work. They'll have to be the sickest of people to be chosen by you.
And about how gullable children and teens are.. Yeah, well.. They shouldn't even have the internet.
Remember that you also believed him.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2006 4:38 PM
I agree, but I would never pay for anything un-official, thats a common cyberspace rule. I would like you to know that I sent some art work to a fellow shadowscourge member, just like you, I hope he likes it. Also, I have many people I am currently doing work for, one of which I love very much, she is having me make an image slide show w/ images of her daughters wedding. It should be very fun, I enjoy doing things such as this. In your eyes, is the girl from crazylicious.com evil as well, or the man that made the other SS.com banner?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 9, 2006 8:07 PM
No the chick is cool... as a matter of fact... she could give a shit about Mickey Suttle or Star Wars. She knows that Mickey is a fraud...
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2006 10:33 PM
Your the only evil person besides SS Sweers. Ya might as well turn the computer off and kill yourself. But before you do that.. Tell your mom I love her and I'll be over after the funeral. Thanks
- Secretus
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 10, 2006 2:01 AM
That crazylicious won't even respond to emails. She probably has no clue to what SuperShadow.com is all about.
She probably doesn't know jack or care about Star Wars anyway.
You however know better but you will still work for him. It's all about internet fame isn't it?
If your name becomes well known, you'll have more people asking for your favors and you hope to get a job out of it.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 10, 2006 5:57 AM
Not exactly, sure that would be nice, but I ama huge Star Wars fan that would like to contribute to such a wonderful site. I don't care if you hate SS.com.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 10, 2006 12:22 PM
Well, it's not exactly a very sympathetical website. With stolen pictures of women who claims to be his and dumb comments of natalie Portman flirting with him after his fake interview.
Imagine the feelings he hurts by pretending to be Lucas and calling young fans names for not sharing an opinion.
He is quite the lollygagger. It's probably very fun to make a mockery out of Lucas, Star Wars and their fans.
Also, the claims of him being an obsessive Star Wars fan are probably also most unlikely to be true. He doesn't give a crap about Star Wars and is only interested in fooling people.
How a Star Wars fan could find it a wonderful website though knowing the truth and its history is beyond my comprehension.
You're not telling everything, aren't you?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 10, 2006 2:08 PM
Well, it's not exactly a very sympathetical website. With stolen pictures of women who claims to be his (Whatever: Agreed, but remember Suttle is mostly kidding.) and dumb comments of natalie Portman flirting with him after his fake interview.(Whatever: Give the guy a break.)
Imagine the feelings he hurts by pretending to be Lucas and calling young fans names for not sharing an opinion.(Whatever: Some fans would have bad ideas, some very bad, but SS could sometimes be over-harsh, like everyone, remember your comments on Cory Morr's um.....digital art?)
He is quite the lollygagger. It's probably very fun to make a mockery out of Lucas, Star Wars and their fans.
Also, the claims of him being an obsessive Star Wars fan are probably also most unlikely to be true.(Whatever: Maybe, but you must agree, Suttle knows the movies inside and out, if he is not a fan he must have done his homework.) He doesn't give a crap about Star Wars and is only interested in fooling people.
How a Star Wars fan could find it a wonderful website though knowing the truth and its history is beyond my comprehension. (Whatever: He supports Lucasfilm by telling fans to see the movies and buy its merchandise. Also, he glorifies fans with good ideas, also, he on occasion promotes the word of God.)
You're not telling everything, aren't you?(Whatever: What do you mean? I am lost by this comment.)
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 11, 2006 1:03 AM
(Whatever: Agreed, but remember Suttle is mostly kidding.)
I wouldn't call it kidding anymore, sorry to burst the bubble.
(Whatever: Give the guy a break.)
Well, admit that such claims are pretty pathetic.
(Whatever: Some fans would have bad ideas, some very bad, but SS could sometimes be over-harsh, like everyone, remember your comments on Cory Morr's um.....digital art?)
Don't compare me to SuperShadow. I'm not the one pretending to be both Lucas and his best friend then go out to be a complete asshole to everybody. I'm just a random guy who is not held in high regard so I can comment about people's stupidity.
George Lucas and SuperShadow however should be less inconsiderate.
(Whatever: Maybe, but you must agree, Suttle knows the movies inside and out, if he is not a fan he must have done his homework.)
Uhmm.. No, his knowledge is quite limited. He makes up answers to anything and steals ideas. He's not the big star wars fan who knows quite a bit. He makes it all up while going along.
(Whatever: He supports Lucasfilm by telling fans to see the movies and buy its merchandise. Also, he glorifies fans with good ideas, also, he on occasion promotes the word of God.)
He makes ridiculous claims about him going to church with Lucas, he bashes as much as he praises moronic suggestions on improving SW. He could get away with the worst shit as long as he does at least something good, huh? At least for you.
(Whatever: What do you mean? I am lost by this comment.)
That you can't be serious. Sticking with Suttle just because he supports Lucasfilm and such and therefore excusing him for his illegal stuff and lying. He must have promised you something if you do a good word for him or something.
I normal person wouldn't stick up for the biggest douche of the internet.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 11, 2006 4:41 PM
He didn't promise me anything really, I just like to be a part of something I love.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 12, 2006 4:13 AM
You'll love hell aswell.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 12, 2006 7:56 AM
You know I really don't find that funny, Mr. E-warrior self proclaimed saint. I would like you to know that hell is a place I will be never damned into. Who is the one with the image wih the "666" on their head, on that forum?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 12, 2006 4:19 PM
Actually, It is really... 999... "Mr. Self proclaimed prophet". Christians ARE NOT allowed to judge... that is done for us... (And don't use some verses from the Bible either)... We were given the right to free will... use it, and say something of your own.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 12, 2006 8:33 PM
First u said it was 616, nows its 999, wow, anyways you Judged me, you are a hypocrite. Congrats. You well represent a Christian sterotype.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 12, 2006 9:25 PM
OK... preacher. LMFAO!!!!... Everyone except you have been reading your posts. I am at a loss for words... You are a fucking IDIOT!... You have been judging since you been on this thread... I'm only stating what YOUR book says. I guess you didn't read that part of it. I am not a Christian... so perhaps you shouldn't be quick to... JUDGE.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 13, 2006 8:46 AM
And I don't know where the 616 area code is.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 13, 2006 9:42 AM
Like I care, wow, you know the area code of my state, woohoo! I would to ask why you are not Christian, I encourage you to think about becoming one.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 13, 2006 10:00 AM
Hahaha, hell is where you will be spending your after life whether you like it or not. You've been seduced by SuperShadow even though you know the truth, this makes you even worse than Cory Morrel!
By the way, 616 proved to be the correct translation after all this time. My 666 means nothing, so HAHA!
Also another question burning on my mind: have you ever heard of Plano?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 13, 2006 11:25 AM
No, you are truly an idiot with absoutly no life at all. I doubt you have real friends other than the internet, please do yourself a favor and leave ppl alone, Cory Morr may be an idiot, but he and his ulgly G/F are happy! Leave them alone, you are not a nice person, you really need to change, anyone putting the mark of the beast on there head really has many, many problems. I am sorry you have to deal with the many issues in your life, I have tried helping as best as I can. I will go away now, and won't come back for a while. As a contributer and supporter of SuperShadow.com, I will be in the Shadows for a while now.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 13, 2006 1:40 PM
Uhmm.. The true mark of the beast is 616, retard. Do you need proof? Also answer my question.. Have you ever heard of Plano?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on July 13, 2006 2:23 PM
you will be in the shadows.....yeah in SuperShadows ASSHOLE! ohhhhhh!!!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 13, 2006 6:31 PM
Thats the thanks I get for that wonderful CD cover? :-P Guys PLEASE take down Peter Andres SS01 site, I will LOVE you all if you do this, he has impersonated me, and what not, here is an e-mail he sent to me.
What is this all about? I was told that the info you put on was on Scourge. I am banned so I cannot see it. If you are a Christian then you will apologise for what you have done. I think you are a disrespect to God and Christianity. You must not go to church, if you did you would not act like this. You are the worst Christian I have ever known for saying things "damn". Plus you always contradict yourself... you told me in an earlier email that SS knew of me and SS01... now you say you will tell him on his return? So do you know him or not? I think not... I do not believe you are the Alex Sweers who designed the banners... he is always neutral and you are mto. Plus, your contradictions imply you are making this up as you go along.
YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE I THE WORD OF GOD!!
I go to Church everyday and worship God. You are an imposter and a liar which is Satanic, not Christian. Another thing... Sweers once told me on Dtheatre he would never join SS01 or any forum because he neutral which I believe. Why we he go and join SS01? He did'nt, you did using his name to get info.. you are a member of Shadowscourge. AND... I tracked your IP address to Plano TX, when you as Sweers/Mister Whatever have always claimed your are from MICHIGAN at the opposite end of the country... All falling to pieces now is'nt it MR Sweers IMPOSTER!!!!
IMPOSTER!!!! FRAUD!!!!
Go on, I dare you to reply to this... with an apology for lying to me...
......PLEASE TAKE HIS SITE DOWN.
HE THINKS I AM FROM TEXAS HAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!
PLEASE SCOURGE TAKE HIS SITE DOWN I BEG OF YOU CRIMSON, DO IT AGAIN TAKE MY BANNERS OFF OF THAT SITE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 13, 2006 8:10 PM
I don't believe I have any members in Plano, TX...
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2006 4:12 AM
What the fuck are you talking and rambling about, Queers? You asshole, you did all this shit just for power. Now Andre has made you an admin and you just deleted Crimson who was just about to destroy the forum.
You've also banned me just because I was making fun of Cory's girlfriend, what was that all about? Stop banning Shadowscourge members, you prick! We have the right to come in to state our opinions and you never gave me a warning before you banned me, you asshole!!
Please fucking die or something, will ya?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2006 11:36 AM
I have no connection what so ever with SS01, I want that site down. I am not an ADMIN there, if I was, I would have taken the steps to take it down. Peter Andre is a fucking dick head, I am mad he impersonated shadow, and when he did it to me, I will post his confessions to me all over the web, starting here!
I will not lie to you. Truthfully I have never met or heard from SS. I am a big fan of his though and read all the news and interviwes on SS.com as much as I can. I thought I should start a forum to honour SS and it worked at first. Guys like Cory and Deus, Dr Doom etc are real fans as well and to get of those Shadowscourge guys would be too big a task from SS01. I am not a member of Shadowscourge neither have I ever been. I made the interviews and stuff up which is wrong and I have not done sice because it is wrong. SS01 is not huge lie, it got out control with all those SS doubters. Some of us are for real there though, so do not despair!! I am not out for publicity and if you read SS01 frequently in recednt times you will know this. I am sorry if I have abused the good name of SS. SS01 was meant to be a tribute to SS, so I made up the interviews and stuff to make it more authentic so real SS supporters would not be scared to air their support and opinions. I am creating a new forum where real SS supporters can go but that is still under construction.
So, why has SS.com not been being updated and why were your banners taken down?
P.s. are really Whatever from Dtheatre? Oh, and I apologise for pretrending to be SS, but now you know my reasons.
Thanks,
Peter
TAKE HIS SITE DOWN
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2006 11:41 AM
Guys, Andre has made an account under my name "Alex Sweers" This is why you think I am an admin there, he really needs to stop. Crisis, Crimson, please do to the best of your ability to take over his site again, and destroy it.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 14, 2006 7:32 PM
That is some funny shit...
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2006 3:21 AM
So that's why Sweers comes in on such odd times at SS-01. He apparantly is from England just like Peter Andre.
Anyway, Crimson and I are banned there..
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2006 7:06 AM
I am sorry that you are banned, I didn't do it, I have looked at much of the babblings of SS01 and someone (Peter Andre I bet) registered under the name "Alex Sweers" he posts stupid shit under my name as well as pretendign to be me. He is so un-honorable. I wish there is something you could do. I would appriciate it. If you guys were to get control of his forum, could you destroy it forever?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2006 7:12 AM
http://z4.invisionfree.com/Supershadow_01/index.php?showtopic=238&st=0&#entry2469489
See, this is what I mean, he impersonates this crap.
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 15, 2006 8:51 AM
I've just been unbanned for some strange reason. That link you gave was really funny but you are now banned there.
'sweersa' over there said that he had slept with Mickey Suttle! Fucking funny shit.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2006 1:48 PM
hmm, well now that you are un-banned, please make an effort towards running that site into the ground. Yeah, I will make efforts to post Andre's confession all over SS01!! HAHAHA
LMFAO
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 18, 2006 7:05 PM
Hey Sweers, If you want SS01 destroyed so bad..Why don't you have your friend Richard do it? You constantly babble that he can do anything with a computer.
- Secretus
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 18, 2006 8:18 PM
Yeah... Hacking is quite the BIG threat... It is hilarious to hear people talk this kind of shit...LMFAO!!.. Too bad most people don't even know what they are talking about.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 19, 2006 12:00 PM
I have no friend named richard
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 19, 2006 12:13 PM
Crisis, when did my imposter say I slep with suttle? OMG, i want that link, please.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 19, 2006 2:32 PM
hahaha, Andre is falling apart trying to impersonate me!!! He like, took off 4+ of my accounts on ss01 and eventually ip blocked me! wow, lol
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 20, 2006 5:11 AM
Uhmm.. The thread is probably deleted but he changed the 'sweersa' comment to something like "OMG OMG OMG, YOU ARE SO JEALOUS, I AM THE REAL SWEERS, I HAVE SLEPT WITH SUTTLE SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE!!!!"
With an occasional spelling error of course.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 20, 2006 8:56 AM
lol wow, thats messed up, it made me laugh though, thanks for letting me know, i was un-blocked on ss01, Peter Andre is falling apart trying to impersonate me, he called me a racist for saying i hate british ppl! wahahahaahahah!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 20, 2006 2:48 PM
wow, i was ip blocked again from ss01, i was having so much fun, not
RE: Yes there is going to be VII,VIII,IX and X,XI,XII reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 21, 2006 9:30 PM
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whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 22, 2006 1:02 PM
why do you have a period?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on July 22, 2006 6:49 PM
happens every 28 days for most chicks...
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 23, 2006 1:40 PM
hahaha, well at least one person indicated my joke
ummm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 23, 2006 6:28 PM
i though this page would die after i left. but you guys are still having this gay conflict. its already been like a month. drop it already.
RE: ummm reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 24, 2006 4:09 AM
What.. the.. hell?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 24, 2006 12:49 PM
who posted the "ummmmm" thing? Do you have a name?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 25, 2006 9:20 AM
Maybe it's that homo who called himself the riddler? He who gets pwned and never dares to take upon an identity again because of a humongous feeling of shame!
What a noob.. Pffahaha! Idiot.
RE: ummm reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on July 25, 2006 5:13 PM
There you are big boy!!!!... ssssstop teassssing me... I thought you wanted to play ssssailor?... You're ssssuch a fag.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 25, 2006 5:24 PM
wahahahaha! I may not like Crisis that much, but don't claim him of being a homo-sexual. Common you no name fool, make up a name, i am whatever, i never changed it becuase i am not a coward, ppl hate me, thats ok, love your enemies, i love crimson and crisis, one for sure doesn't hate me, but just becuase u don't agree, doesn't mean you can't be friends. Be strong. Love always.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 26, 2006 5:29 AM
Oh yeah, that guy was also the troll who constantly impersonated you.
Maybe he has even been granted a spot in the grandeur trolling site SS01?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2006 10:29 AM
No, failures at life are not granted such things by Suttle.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 26, 2006 6:56 PM
what the heck WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2006 12:33 PM
um, how were thoes comments removed?
Crisis, how did he do that?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 27, 2006 2:38 PM
What happened? I haven't been here in a long while.
Were messages here removed? If so, this happens all the time when stuff is reported or homo's are spamming their ads.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2006 4:01 PM
some guy named Darth Xanatos asked if this is "an advertising thread" then posted this link:
http://z3.invisionfree.com/The_Rule_Of_One/index.php?act=idx
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2006 4:03 PM
That explains why dtheatre prolly removed it if they did. Hey Crisis, I am curious, did you ever call Mickey Suttle, or anyone you know, if so, what was said?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 28, 2006 3:21 AM
I never called him, I'm from Holland. It would cost me a fortune. I know some who called him though, but I don't think they ever got through.
Nothing has been said to him over the phone so far.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2006 11:59 AM
ohhh, you once said I was accesable...um....so then I thought you from Holland Michigan (yes, we have a city called holland here, we also have a Hell Michigan, no lie!) Anyways, Mickey prolly has fancy caller-id thingy...
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 29, 2006 5:39 PM
Your a fuckin crack head "fake Sweers" .. I know the real Alex Sweers is an Administrator on SS01 ..the fag that he is .. Muhaha
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 29, 2006 5:39 PM
Your a fuckin crack head "fake Sweers" .. I know the real Alex Sweers is an Administrator on SS01 ..the fag that he is .. Muhaha
- Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 29, 2006 8:43 PM
Not so the "Alex Sweers" of SS01 is as fake as the Sequel Trilogy of Star Wars, but I don't really care what you think, read back in this forum and see for yourself, I talked here long before SS01 existed, SS01 isn't related to SuperShadow.com, SS01 does more damage to ss.com than Shadowscourge. I assure you I am the real Alex Sweers.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on July 31, 2006 9:54 AM
Guess what, I lied when I said I could reach you. You live in Hell, I live in Holland.
I just hoped to rid this page of pointless people so new SS-assholes could come along. How did you ever came across this anyway?
By the way, if you want to call Cory Morrel, he said this was his phonenumber: 201-638-3821
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2006 1:44 PM
Wow, what random posts, anyways Crisis I think I found this page in a google search "star wars episode 7, 8, and 9" or something of that nature. I have been here for almost a year or so.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2006 7:07 PM
the random posts were deleted, just to let u know there were 6 or so, random crap.....
RE: No Episodes 7-9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2006 8:35 PM
geoge aint no liar and you no what you suck buthole
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2006 10:28 PM
Thanks for teh mexicans phone number.. I'm gonna call it right now and talk dirty to his momma.
New SS forum!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2006 8:17 AM
I have created a new forum for the worship of SS!!
http://z7.invisionfree.com/Heaven_of_SS
Please come and join!!
Peter Andre
RE: New SS forum!! reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on August 1, 2006 7:06 PM
*Sigh*.... When will stupid people stop breeding?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2006 7:33 PM
Oh my goodness, hey Andre, you are a loser at live, you don't know SuperShadow, you hurt star wars and SS.com, you impersonate himself and myself, you are a sad person, you really need to find a hobby, my advice, 3d modeling and animation, thats is, if you can handle the advance 3ds max interface and features...
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2006 7:50 PM
Oh great, I am being impersonated there, someone by the name of "Darth Sweers" Why do they impersonate me?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2006 7:20 AM
How exactly is Peter Andre hurting Star Wars? It seems only your feelings are hurt. Perhaps you should stop spamming about people pretending to be you and actually find out something about the forum.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2006 11:26 AM
The ony thing about that forum is ppl whoring for attention, and taking orders from the fake myspace shadow.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2006 5:43 AM
You've mentioned once that Suttle claimed to have never had a myspace account. I know for a fact he had before he gave it away.
You don't know half you think you know about SuperShadow. He probably also never told you about the other people who work on SuperShadow.com?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2006 10:42 AM
Well, why don't you tell us all who you are and what you have to say, really, I will only listen to you if you have evidence of what you say from SS.com, or contact with Mickey Suttle, becuase, I think you are just another one of thoes insider freaks that whores for attention and rides all the false information you get from un-official sources.
count me in!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2006 6:45 PM
Hey, george, i love star wars...so badly i got every single star wars item...so, if you do make amother saga coumt me into the movie, im 12,13 soon, i can play ben or anikan, ya know..me number is 6948338.myemail jakezeesnake@msn.com, oh,my name is jacob coppock, i have a good personality to be in a movie ..and trust me,you can make more, i belive in you!
RE: count me in!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2006 5:38 AM
...Tell me this is a joke...
It's just... too retarded to be real.
Kid, gb2/disney.
RE: count me in!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2006 7:21 AM
SuperShadow is now present at this official fanforum. http://z7.invisionfree.com/Heaven_of_SS/index.php
You can obtain a cameo spot there. All the admins can help you out, good luck! :)
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2006 9:15 AM
You fake fucker!
RE: count me in!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2006 10:57 AM
Andre, please get under a truck or throw yourself off a palace window. You don't know how many people you will please with such a simple act.
- Darth Trayus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2006 11:51 AM
I for one would be pleased :-D
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2006 4:50 PM
star wars 7 dvd
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2006 4:56 PM
star warsis7 you 31dvd august
myspace reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2006 6:33 PM
"The ony thing about that forum is ppl whoring for attention, and taking orders from the fake myspace shadow."
you have no idea who the fake ss was, and you never will
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2006 7:35 PM
Like I care about who the fake SuperShadow is, really its not really interesting at all. Stop these games really, if you want to talk serious, just ask me a question, or state something flat out, please.
RE: episodes 7, reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2006 10:28 PM
is tne star wars 7 dvd
RE: episodes 7, reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2006 9:41 AM
Another retard unable to write coherent things... please get outta here.
Sigh... will stupid people ever disappear for one?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2006 1:43 PM
Nope
Alex Sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2006 5:20 AM
Hello, everybody. I have once again returned to this page regarding the subject of the continuation of the Star Wars saga!
Every fan who has missed being able to send SuperShadow questions for a while will be able to make themselves known so they can obtain a possible role or cameo in the sequal trilogy!
SuperShadow has been very busy arranging stuff with George Lucas to speed up the selection of the actors.
Come to Heaven of SuperShadow to come in contact with SuperShadow's personal associates. Only for true SW fans of course, the dumb ShadowScourge who opposes SuperShadow's involvement with anything to do with Star Wars will not be allowed spots in the sequal trilogy.
They hate Shadow's work on the prequals and are plain jeilous of everything.
So only for true fans, come here! http://z7.invisionfree.com/Heaven_of_SS/index.php
I am Alex Sweers, a personal friend and associate of SuperShadow. You may remember my banner work for his magnificant site.
I can surely help if you want a spot in the sequals. Join our forum now to come in contact with the team scouring for the true fans!
Good luck.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2006 8:41 PM
Seriously, fuck that last post, it wasn't me. Of course we like to know a little individual known as Peter Andre who likes to impersonate me whenever he can, wherever. But should I really even care, I mean the only one who believe him is Cory...as well as a smaller hand full of noobs, oh and "fake sweers" never claim you made the SS.com banners, if, I mean its proof enough to the idiots that believe your lies that "Darth Sweers" on HOSS aka YOU!!!!! is a fake, I mean look at the HOSS banner! Its MS-paint gone to hell! Hoss, and SS-01, w/e the hell you call it, you all suck, its pretty sad when a neutral person like me supports Shadowscourge, they may hate my good friend but man, they sure are honorable, I never recall them doing anything really that bad to SS, believe it or not Andre, you actually make things worse for everybody, do us all a favor, and get a life, seriously, you need to get out of the picture, you never ever impress anyone, you are just an attention whore. Supershadow rocks, and shadowscourge owns HOSS, always and forever. Its pretty sad you impersonate someone who in actuality supports shadowscourge against you, do yourself a favor Andre, get out of here, you can't edit this post like all the ones you edit of mine on yer fucking forums, so have a great time dealing with this!! Oh, and for the record, I will post your confession to me right after this!! FUCKER.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2006 8:44 PM
here is some more evidence, look how Peter spelled "sequals"!!!!
LMFAO, some funny shit, you can tell when its Andre becuase of his awesome spelling skills, what a fag.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2006 8:47 PM
I will not lie to you. Truthfully I have never met or heard from SS. I am a big fan of his though and read all the news and interviwes on SS.com as much as I can. I thought I should start a forum to honour SS and it worked at first. Guys like Cory and Deus, Dr Doom etc are real fans as well and to get of those Shadowscourge guys would be too big a task from SS01. I am not a member of Shadowscourge neither have I ever been. I made the interviews and stuff up which is wrong and I have not done sice because it is wrong. SS01 is not huge lie, it got out control with all those SS doubters. Some of us are for real there though, so do not despair!! I am not out for publicity and if you read SS01 frequently in recednt times you will know this. I am sorry if I have abused the good name of SS. SS01 was meant to be a tribute to SS, so I made up the interviews and stuff to make it more authentic so real SS supporters would not be scared to air their support and opinions. I am creating a new forum where real SS supporters can go but that is still under construction.
So, why has SS.com not been being updated and why were your banners taken down?
P.s. are really Whatever from Dtheatre? Oh, and I apologise for pretrending to be SS, but now you know my reasons.
Thanks,
Peter
Bullshit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2006 9:39 PM
Nice try Sweers (Teh real Sweers) you almost fooled that piece of shit fag from England ..the Limey that he is .. But face it, he has pwned you from here to enternity .. but I already know your response .. "no he hasnt ..bla bla bla" HE HAS ..so I will try my best that I can do to make sure that the only asshole, that pretends to be you is you .. but I got a feeling now that you are a dick ..but I'm sure you are ..its you ... I'll see what I can do
- Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2006 8:33 AM
You think Peter owns me just becuase he impersonates me on several different sites? It wouldn't be that hard really for someone without a life, honestly, if you think Andre owns me you must also think SuperShadow owns George Lucas. Get real man, Peter Andre owns no one but himself and his little SuperShadow friends.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2006 6:53 PM
Wow, it looks like Heaven of SS has been takin over by teh best website.. Teh Scourge OwNs Peter Andre ..muahah let the limey bastard die. If thats your banner up on the Heaven of SS site now Sweers, it looks good ..
-Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2006 11:29 AM
It is my banner bud, I made it for the fella that told me he was gunna hack HOSS, thanks for the compliment! HOSS will be much better in the hands of the Scourge, they may be the enemy of my friend, but they are honorable, and have morals and are rational unlike the sick random Peter Andre. Thank you Scourge and my friend who took HOSS from the pigs.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2006 8:50 PM
Its been way too long since ive been here, im surprised Mr.Whatever that you still come here.
In regards to some of the above posts. I myself was in contact with whoever was running the first Supershadow myspace account. I still have the 30 odd messages I exchanged with him. I cannot say with 100% certainty that it was the real Shadow but for the most part believe its possible it could have been. Now, lets talk about impersonation.
What comes around goes around. I know for a fact there is a core group of shadow fans, or the shadow group itself has fucked with me, Darth Garuda and others in the past. Cory's only part, though not part of this group was only to impersonate Supershadow, there are posts above as an example.
Mr.Whatever, I believe you know what im talking about, and I also believe you know who contacted me last spring at myspace. If Suttle quit his site due to people violating his private life what else would one expect?
Its time for some true answers.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2006 11:39 AM
Its been way too long since ive been here, im surprised Mr.Whatever that you still come here. (Whatever: I'm interested in what people say, SuperShadow had me make him 4 banners months ago, they were only up for a week or less, when his site became what it is now.)
In regards to some of the above posts. I myself was in contact with whoever was running the first Supershadow myspace account. I still have the 30 odd messages I exchanged with him. I cannot say with 100% certainty that it was the real Shadow but for the most part believe its possible it could have been. (Whatever: I asked Mickey via e-mail if he knew of a myspace account, he said he doesn't know of any, and its new to him.) Now, lets talk about impersonation.
What comes around goes around. I know for a fact there is a core group of shadow fans, or the shadow group itself has fucked with me, (Whatever: Someone impersonates my name "Alex Sweers" alexsweers@yahoo.com is NOT me, my e-mail is quite different than that, he also impersonates me on the HOSS and SS-01 forum before Scourge took them over.)Darth Garuda and others in the past. Cory's only part, though not part of this group was only to impersonate Supershadow, there are posts above as an example.
Mr.Whatever, I believe you know what im talking about, and I also believe you know who contacted me last spring at myspace. (Whatever: I honestly have no clue who the fake myspace Shadow is, rumor has it that this individual gives Cory and Andre "orders" as to what to do.)If Suttle quit his site due to people violating his private life what else would one expect?
Its time for some true answers. (Whatever: I hope he comes back.)
Whatever/Darth Sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2006 4:41 AM
I made the banners for Mickey Suttle. All of you are jealous that you could not make such good banners. I am neutral and I have no opinion about Mickey Suttle. I do think that he is a wonderful and talented individual who will produce the sequel trilogy and I believe he has made Star Wars better than anything Lucas could have done.
Mickey is such a great guy. Leave him alone. Darth Xanatos and I have been in contact with him and he says that Scourge will die at his hands.
Whatever/Darth Sweers
Darth Xanatos reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2006 4:44 AM
Thats right... we are starting a new forum called Ultimate_SS that will deal with all things SuperShadow!! It is still under construction, but it is looking great!! I think SS is the best thing ever to happen to Star Wars. I am working with SS, Peter and Alex on Ultimate_SS. I am so glad to have been included.
Xanatos
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2006 6:21 AM
I didn't post the Darth Sweers/Whatever thing, but I am sure you all know that. I would like you all to know my impersonaters e-mail its alexsweers@yahoo.com , I am in contact with him and he bull-shits around with me. I have news for all of you. SuperShadow has been gone for months, thats proof enough to the pro group of there impostering ways, and Peter, you got the wrong Sweers! He is some lying fucker, when SS comes back, I will tell him of all of this, and even ask him to post a small something on his site to make it clear of you, corys, and the fake Sweers' deception, it will be, very funny, because its true, and Andre, you having an imposter on your hands of me forced me to do things I normally wouldn't, I now support Shadowscourge, but only there operations to rid the world of you and the fake sweers.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2006 6:28 AM
So I am going to say: Peter you suck at this so much you drove an actual friend of Mickey Suttle's to go Scourge, good job fucker. You make it worse for yourself.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2006 6:36 AM
You will never win, ShadowScourge has now toppled and tagged two of yer sites, SS-01, and HOSS, 2 for Scourge, and a big fat zer0 for you pigs. I may be a friend of Suttle, I don't care Scourge hates him, Scourge is honorable and doesn't interfear with social lives, and they never impersonate, for that, I support them, and for that matter I even made them a banner for this site, now in there hands thanks to a very smart kind individual. As long as Scourge exist, you will never win. The un-honorable always loose in the end, always.
RE: John Elway/Shadowscourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2006 5:18 PM
Very true.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2006 11:20 AM
Of course we like to know a little individual known as Peter Andre who likes to impersonate me whenever he can, wherever.
Yeah, of course everyone would like to...Oh my, you think you're speaking for a group aren't you? You think you're way important or something.
It's truly pathetic that this whole page is tainted with your emo whining of being "impersonated."
oh and "fake sweers" never claim you made the SS.com banners, if, I mean its proof enough to the idiots that believe your lies that "Darth Sweers" on HOSS aka YOU!!!!! is a fake, I mean look at the HOSS banner! Its MS-paint gone to hell! Hoss, and SS-01, w/e the hell you call it, you all suck, its pretty sad when a neutral person like me supports Shadowscourge
The previous HOSS looks exactly your style, just like the butt ugly banners Shadow had a while ago, made by Alex Queers. It's also pretty sad that you still call yourself neutral.
Go away, faggot. Go assist a homo like Suttle, or whine about people pretending to be you, or dream about joining ShadowScourge.
they may hate my good friend but man, they sure are honorable, I never recall them doing anything really that bad to SS
Your good friend is a fucking fudge packer, a sane man wouldn't want to be associated with such a bitch. And you're damn right we're honorable, I hope you still think that after a few months, moron. Because we are honorable. We will get honoured by Worf for going against faggots as Cory, Suttle and Alex Queers.
believe it or not Andre, you actually make things worse for everybody, do us all a favor, and get a life, seriously, you need to get out of the picture, you never ever impress anyone, you are just an attention whore.
You know, I get the feeling you see yourself in him, loser.
Supershadow rocks, and shadowscourge owns HOSS, always and forever
The second statement is true but SuperShadow rocks? Why the fuck does a queer like him rock? Because he brags about a life he doesn't have? Because he thinks he's funny?
You're a goddamn moron, Alex. Go grow a brain.
here is some more evidence, look how Peter spelled "sequals"!!!!
LMFAO, some funny shit, you can tell when its Andre becuase of his awesome spelling skills, what a fag.
Awesome spelling skills, with your "becuase", I guess you've come out of the closet now, huh?
You think Peter owns me just becuase he impersonates me on several different sites? It wouldn't be that hard really for someone without a life, honestly, if you think Andre owns me you must also think SuperShadow owns George Lucas. Get real man, Peter Andre owns no one but himself and his little SuperShadow friends.
He owns the shit out of you because you are so fucking obsessed about him and completely frustrated out of your skull. Just look at your post amount here, what a fag you are.
You also don't impress me with having a life, constantly trying to get attention here and trying to get in HOSS and other forums who think you're a gay. Yeah, that really indicates that you got a life..
NO.
(Whatever: I asked Mickey via e-mail if he knew of a myspace account, he said he doesn't know of any, and its new to him.)
Suttle is a lying son of a bitch, he did have a myspace until it was hacked. That story was actually true, retard.
(Whatever: Someone impersonates my name "Alex Sweers" alexsweers@yahoo.com is NOT me, my e-mail is quite different than that, he also impersonates me on the HOSS and SS-01 forum before Scourge took them over.)
Uh-oh.. Now you start handing out personal information yourself. Wait.. were you impersonated? What the hell, I never heard that happened!
So I am going to say: Peter you suck at this so much you drove an actual friend of Mickey Suttle's to go Scourge, good job fucker. You make it worse for yourself.
You are not with the scourge, you are just a wannabe who isn't even accepted AKA a loser like Mickey Suttle. I also doubt that the Peter Andre guy really cares about you do.
You will never win, ShadowScourge has now toppled and tagged two of yer sites, SS-01, and HOSS, 2 for Scourge, and a big fat zer0 for you pigs. I may be a friend of Suttle, I don't care Scourge hates him, Scourge is honorable and doesn't interfear with social lives, and they never impersonate, for that, I support them, and for that matter I even made them a banner for this site, now in there hands thanks to a very smart kind individual. As long as Scourge exist, you will never win. The un-honorable always loose in the end, always.
Learn how to spell, will ya? What a moronic speech. The right words are "interfere", "their" and "lose". I also don't get why giving Suttle constant phonecalls and posting personal info online is less interfering with social lives than the oh so bad impersonations.
I think it's more about whether it affects you or not, Suttle can pretend to be Lucas as much as he wants and make him seem like a greedy asshole but if you touch the attention whore Alex Sweers' good name, then all hell breaks loose.
I'm just stating the facts now, the main conclusion is that you are a pathetic whiney attention whore. You also still remain an idiot for thinking Mickey Suttle is cool.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2006 5:41 PM
You will never win, ShadowScourge has now toppled and tagged two of yer sites, SS-01, and HOSS, 2 for Scourge, and a big fat zer0 for you pigs. I may be a friend of Suttle, I don't care Scourge hates him, Scourge is honorable and doesn't interfear with social lives, and they never impersonate, for that, I support them, and for that matter I even made them a banner for this site, now in there hands thanks to a very smart kind individual. As long as Scourge exist, you will never win. The un-honorable always loose in the end, always.
RE: John Elway/Shadowscourge > reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2006 5:18 PM
Very true.
RE: whatever > reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2006 11:20 AM
Of course we like to know a little individual known as Peter Andre who likes to impersonate me whenever he can, wherever.
Yeah, of course everyone would like to...Oh my, you think you're speaking for a group aren't you? You think you're way important or something.
It's truly pathetic that this whole page is tainted with your emo whining of being "impersonated."
(Whatever: No one wants to hear what you have to say.)
oh and "fake sweers" never claim you made the SS.com banners, if, I mean its proof enough to the idiots that believe your lies that "Darth Sweers" on HOSS aka YOU!!!!! is a fake, I mean look at the HOSS banner! Its MS-paint gone to hell! Hoss, and SS-01, w/e the hell you call it, you all suck, its pretty sad when a neutral person like me supports Shadowscourge
The previous HOSS looks exactly your style, just like the butt ugly banners Shadow had a while ago, made by Alex Queers. It's also pretty sad that you still call yourself neutral.
Go away, faggot. Go assist a homo like Suttle, or whine about people pretending to be you, or dream about joining ShadowScourge.
they may hate my good friend but man, they sure are honorable, I never recall them doing anything really that bad to SS
Your good friend is a fucking fudge packer, a sane man wouldn't want to be associated with such a bitch. And you're damn right we're honorable, I hope you still think that after a few months, moron. Because we are honorable. We will get honoured by Worf for going against faggots as Cory, Suttle and Alex Queers. (Whatever:What are you talking about?)
believe it or not Andre, you actually make things worse for everybody, do us all a favor, and get a life, seriously, you need to get out of the picture, you never ever impress anyone, you are just an attention whore.
You know, I get the feeling you see yourself in him, loser.
Supershadow rocks, and shadowscourge owns HOSS, always and forever
The second statement is true but SuperShadow rocks? Why the fuck does a queer like him rock? Because he brags about a life he doesn't have? Because he thinks he's funny?
You're a goddamn moron, Alex. Go grow a brain.
(Whatever: I can think what I want, leave me alone, you should be happy I made ShadowScourge one banner.)
here is some more evidence, look how Peter spelled "sequals"!!!!
LMFAO, some funny shit, you can tell when its Andre becuase of his awesome spelling skills, what a fag.
Awesome spelling skills, with your "becuase", I guess you've come out of the closet now, huh? (Whatever: Typo, sorry, I hope you can forgive me, wahhhhh!)
You think Peter owns me just becuase he impersonates me on several different sites? It wouldn't be that hard really for someone without a life, honestly, if you think Andre owns me you must also think SuperShadow owns George Lucas. Get real man, Peter Andre owns no one but himself and his little SuperShadow friends.
He owns the shit out of you because you are so fucking obsessed about him and completely frustrated out of your skull. Just look at your post amount here, what a fag you are.
You also don't impress me with having a life, constantly trying to get attention here and trying to get in HOSS and other forums who think you're a gay. Yeah, that really indicates that you got a life..
NO. (Whatever: It takes less than 5 minutes to post here, do that every day, thats nothing, I like to observe what peopel think, its so funny how tohers can manipulate them)
(Whatever: I asked Mickey via e-mail if he knew of a myspace account, he said he doesn't know of any, and its new to him.)
Suttle is a lying son of a bitch, he did have a myspace until it was hacked. That story was actually true, retard.
(Whatever: I wonder where you get your information.)
(Whatever: Someone impersonates my name "Alex Sweers" alexsweers@yahoo.com is NOT me, my e-mail is quite different than that, he also impersonates me on the HOSS and SS-01 forum before Scourge took them over.)
Uh-oh.. Now you start handing out personal information yourself. Wait.. were you impersonated? What the hell, I never heard that happened! (Whatever: Ok.)
So I am going to say: Peter you suck at this so much you drove an actual friend of Mickey Suttle's to go Scourge, good job fucker. You make it worse for yourself.
You are not with the scourge, you are just a wannabe who isn't even accepted AKA a loser like Mickey Suttle. I also doubt that the Peter Andre guy really cares about you do. (Whatever: He e-mails me stuff, usually random babblings, like I care, I ignore him now.)
You will never win, ShadowScourge has now toppled and tagged two of yer sites, SS-01, and HOSS, 2 for Scourge, and a big fat zer0 for you pigs. I may be a friend of Suttle, I don't care Scourge hates him, Scourge is honorable and doesn't interfear with social lives, and they never impersonate, for that, I support them, and for that matter I even made them a banner for this site, now in there hands thanks to a very smart kind individual. As long as Scourge exist, you will never win. The un-honorable always loose in the end, always.
Learn how to spell, will ya? What a moronic speech. The right words are "interfere", "their" and "lose". I also don't get why giving Suttle constant phonecalls and posting personal info online is less interfering with social lives than the oh so bad impersonations. (Whatever: Suttle's PI was revealed on godaddy.com also, thats how you got it....)
I think it's more about whether it affects you or not, Suttle can pretend to be Lucas as much as he wants and make him seem like a greedy asshole but if you touch the attention whore Alex Sweers' good name, then all hell breaks loose. (Whatever: Yeah.)
I'm just stating the facts now, the main conclusion is that you are a pathetic whiney attention whore. (Whatever: Sometimes.) You also still remain an idiot for thinking Mickey Suttle is cool. (Whatever: Having such a high IQ, its hard to interact with "people.")
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2006 9:34 AM
(Whatever: No one wants to hear what you have to say.)
Oh my, you think you're speaking for multiple people again! It must be one of your communities of people of "love" you.
It's nice to know what your true colours are by the way, you racist.
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Supershadow_01/index.php?showtopic=1&st=15&#entry1167469
(Whatever:What are you talking about?)
That you should not respond when you can't comprehend english.
(Whatever: I can think what I want, leave me alone, you should be happy I made ShadowScourge one banner.)
You must live in a reversed world or something, SuperShadow rocks according to your brain and I should be happy you made ugly banners for him.
Wow.. Just wow.....
(Whatever: Typo, sorry, I hope you can forgive me, wahhhhh!)
Yeah, pretty dumbass behavior, ratting on someones spelling, calling him a queer and doing the same thing. Only slightly more stupid than "wahhhhhh!"...
(Whatever: It takes less than 5 minutes to post here, do that every day, thats nothing, I like to observe what peopel think, its so funny how tohers can manipulate them)
Yeah, it's so funny how tohers can manipulate peopel. Wait.. WHAT?
You're still a little attention seeking critter who just has to come to every forum posting stupid stuff although nobody wants him there.
A normal person wouldn't come to places where they hate him for all those months that you have. Don't you have better things to do, moron?
(Whatever: I wonder where you get your information.)
That's for me to know and you to ponder about. Everything will be revealed sooner or later. Have some patience, do what you claim you do, lurk more. Stop your pointless messages.
Man, I had some conversation with that gay friend Craig (or something) of yours. You should also seriously stop hanging out with such numbskulls.
The dumbass forgot to quote what I was talking about, used the word sarcasm more than ten times, and clearly did not understand anything about the meaning of it.
It was as if he's some kind of lunatic!
(Whatever: He e-mails me stuff, usually random babblings, like I care, I ignore him now.)
You should also ignore the retard Mickey Suttle, I've seen his premium section and it's really sad that he charged kids and teenagers twenty bucks for it.
Just think about it, you were once as dumb as they were. How would you feel if your curiosity had enabled you to make that mistake? Suttle is a loser.
(Whatever: Suttle's PI was revealed on godaddy.com also, thats how you got it....)
The information about his mom, dad and sister were posted online aswell. I think that basic logic suggests that most people were more intrusive of social lives than the guy who impersonated you on the past HOSS and SS-01.
(yes, I lied about me being him.. teehee!)
(Whatever: Having such a high IQ, its hard to interact with "people.")
Yeah, now you probably claim to have asperger syndrom like me. Well, trust me, you aren't incredibly intelligent for your age, at least not more than most of the world's fifteen year olds.
You do however share one common feature of them (just like your not fully matured friend Suttle) and that's bragging.
No, I'm talking talking about your christian party and your rich uncle and all that past bullshit. No, it's claiming you're so smart. Did you ever hear truly intelligent people brag?
Dude, I can learn with goddamn ease and don't fail at everything like most but I don't consider myself a fucking genius.
Just cut the unimportant bullshit like ego stroking and your feelings will be hurt way less. Trust me, that's good advice. Also, talk to your best friends' parents, I think he needs special education!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2006 10:13 AM
(Whatever: No one wants to hear what you have to say.)
Oh my, you think you're speaking for multiple people again! It must be one of your communities of people of "love" you.
It's nice to know what your true colours are by the way, you racist.
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Supershadow_01/index.php?showtopic=1&st=15&#entry1167469
(Sweers: I never said that,the "Alex Sweers" on that site is not me.)
(Whatever:What are you talking about?)
That you should not respond when you can't comprehend english. (Sweers: Leave me alone.)
(Whatever: I can think what I want, leave me alone, you should be happy I made ShadowScourge one banner.)
You must live in a reversed world or something, SuperShadow rocks according to your brain and I should be happy you made ugly banners for him.
Wow.. Just wow..... (Sweers: My banners are far from ulgly.)
(Whatever: Typo, sorry, I hope you can forgive me, wahhhhh!)
Yeah, pretty dumbass behavior, ratting on someones spelling, calling him a queer and doing the same thing. Only slightly more stupid than "wahhhhhh!"... (Sweers: Wahahahahaha!")
(Whatever: It takes less than 5 minutes to post here, do that every day, thats nothing, I like to observe what peopel think, its so funny how tohers can manipulate them)
Yeah, it's so funny how tohers can manipulate peopel. Wait.. WHAT?
You're still a little attention seeking critter who just has to come to every forum posting stupid stuff although nobody wants him there.
A normal person wouldn't come to places where they hate him for all those months that you have. Don't you have better things to do, moron? (Sweers: There is no such thing as a "normal" person. the tohers are coming to get you!)
(Whatever: I wonder where you get your information.)
That's for me to know and you to ponder about. Everything will be revealed sooner or later. Have some patience, do what you claim you do, lurk more. Stop your pointless messages. (Sweers: We all know what you want.)
Man, I had some conversation with that gay friend Craig (or something) of yours. You should also seriously stop hanging out with such numbskulls. (Sweers: Numbskulls? Stop harassing honor role students.)
The dumbass forgot to quote what I was talking about, used the word sarcasm more than ten times, and clearly did not understand anything about the meaning of it.
It was as if he's some kind of lunatic! (Sweers: ok?)
(Whatever: He e-mails me stuff, usually random babblings, like I care, I ignore him now.)
You should also ignore the retard Mickey Suttle, I've seen his premium section and it's really sad that he charged kids and teenagers twenty bucks for it. (Sweers: Its sad hyperspace charges double that for it.)
Just think about it, you were once as dumb as they were. (Sweers: I never pay for stuff like that.) How would you feel if your curiosity had enabled you to make that mistake? (Sweers: Saves me 20$ if I went there, rather than Hyperspace, they didn't even send me my membership kit yet!)Suttle is a loser. (Sweers: Good for you.)
(Whatever: Suttle's PI was revealed on godaddy.com also, thats how you got it....)
The information about his mom, dad and sister were posted online aswell. I think that basic logic suggests that most people were more intrusive of social lives than the guy who impersonated you on the past HOSS and SS-01.
(yes, I lied about me being him.. teehee!) (Sweers: Teehee!!!! Thats the sound young girls make when they laugh.)
(Whatever: Having such a high IQ, its hard to interact with "people.")
Yeah, now you probably claim to have asperger syndrom like me. (Sweers: Close, keep guessing.) Well, trust me, you aren't incredibly intelligent for your age, (Sweers: Others would dis-agree.)at least not more than most of the world's fifteen year olds.
You do however share one common feature of them (just like your not fully matured friend Suttle) and that's bragging.
No, I'm talking talking about your christian party and your rich uncle and all that past bullshit. No, it's claiming you're so smart. Did you ever hear truly intelligent people brag? (Sweers: I never brag, sometimes I do, hahahaha, I don't know what your are talking about, somwtimes my "whatever" name is impersonated as well, stop talking talking!)
Dude, I can learn with goddamn ease and don't fail at everything like most but I don't consider myself a fucking genius. (Sweers: Neither do I sometimes, never use God's name in vain please.)
Just cut the unimportant bullshit like ego stroking and your feelings will be hurt way less. Trust me, that's good advice. (Sweers: Thank you.)Also, talk to your best friends' parents, I think he needs special education! (Sweers: He actually needs advance classes as do I, thank you for your time again friend.)
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2006 4:35 AM
Okay, I'll teach you some internet secrets. Use the tags < b > and < /b > without the spaces to make my messages bold so everyone will know what you are responding to.
(Sweers: I never said that,the "Alex Sweers" on that site is not me.)
Come on, admit it, just like all those banners for SS01 and HOSS and SS.com, it's always you and your crappy banners and comments.
(Sweers: Leave me alone.)
Hahaha, I am harrassing you! What next? Your boyfriend will type for you again?
(Sweers: My banners are far from ulgly.)
Wait, why are you again typing ugly wrong? By the way, you may elaborate about why SuperShadow rocks.
(Sweers: Wahahahahaha!")
Wow, you've really outdone yourself this time, when you pwn yourself, you'll just respond to it with something random and stupid. I feel like I'm talking to Cory.
(Sweers: There is no such thing as a "normal" person. the tohers are coming to get you!)
Just because nobody's normal to you doesn't mean you have to dumb. And no, the men in the white coats are coming to get you my retarded little friend.
(Sweers: We all know what you want.)
Oh dear.. The we again.. Maybe I was wrong, maybe you weren't talking for a community thinking you are popular. Perhaps it's you and the other guys in your head such as Peter Andre and your best friend probably.
(Sweers: Numbskulls? Stop harassing honor role students.)
Honor role students? Don't make me laugh, have you even read his giant fucked up letter? I haven't read anything so stupid before in my entire life.
(Sweers: Its sad hyperspace charges double that for it.)
At least you get something from HyperSpace. Suttle's premium section was about nothing.
(Sweers: Saves me 20$ if I went there, rather than Hyperspace, they didn't even send me my membership kit yet!)
Oh, haha, you think he posted hyperspace spoilers and info there? God, what a dumbass you are.
Suttle is a loser. (Sweers: Good for you.)
What the hell? Moron...
(Sweers: Teehee!!!! Thats the sound young girls make when they laugh.)
No shit sherlock, now go and reply to the more relevant stuff. Oh wait, you suck at arguing.
(Sweers: Close, keep guessing.)
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Asperger's_syndrome#As_Fad
I looked up what you are, apparently a disease whore or something.
(Sweers: Others would dis-agree.)
Don't worry, you'll realise how goddamn stupid you are when all is revealed in due time. SuperShadow will enlighten you on your stupidity.
(Sweers: I never brag, sometimes I do, hahahaha, I don't know what your are talking about, somwtimes my "whatever" name is impersonated as well, stop talking talking!)
That pointless message is going in my retard quote book.
(Sweers: Neither do I sometimes, never use God's name in vain please.)
Did I mention God in the line you just adressed? No, another irrelevant response from an idiot apparently.
(Sweers: He actually needs advance classes as do I, thank you for your time again friend.)
Oh, you mean special education? Yeah, Cory talked about that aswell.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2006 8:10 AM
Okay, I'll teach you some internet secrets. Use the tags < b > and < /b > without the spaces to make my messages bold so everyone will know what you are responding to.
(Sweers: I don't care really, but thanks anyways.)
Hahaha, I am harrassing you! What next? Your boyfriend will type for you again? (Sweers: He is one of my best friends, and he wanted to reply to your letter, idk why.)
Wait, why are you again typing ugly wrong? By the way, you may elaborate about why SuperShadow rocks. (Sweers: SuperShadow has tricked many people into thinking he is something he isn't, there is nothing wrong with him becuase Santa isn't real, and yet kids love him, and even some pay to be with him at malls. If you don't agree, thats fine, to each his own.)
Wow, you've really outdone yourself this time, when you pwn yourself, you'll just respond to it with something random and stupid. I feel like I'm talking to Cory. (Sweers: No.)
Just because nobody's normal to you doesn't mean you have to dumb. And no, the men in the white coats are coming to get you my retarded little friend. (Sweers: I am not retarded, and you know it.)
Oh dear.. The we again.. Maybe I was wrong, maybe you weren't talking for a community thinking you are popular. Perhaps it's you and the other guys in your head such as Peter Andre and your best friend probably. (Sweers: No, the we is everyone reading this, we are on a forum, that means anyone can see this, its not private.)
Honor role students? Don't make me laugh, have you even read his giant fucked up letter? I haven't read anything so stupid before in my entire life. (Sweers: We actually are honor, or "Honour" role students.)
At least you get something from HyperSpace. Suttle's premium section was about nothing. (Sweers: Ture, HyperSpace gives us a magazine, and a membership kit now.)
Oh, haha, you think he posted hyperspace spoilers and info there? God, what a dumbass you are. (Sweers: I wouldn't know really, oh, and you used the Lord's name in vain again.)
What the hell? Moron...
(Sweers: Speechless?)
No shit sherlock, now go and reply to the more relevant stuff. Oh wait, you suck at arguing. (Sweers: When are we arguing? I just thought we were talking, hmm, I, I, I....I, I thought, I thought, you we-were, my fr-fri-friend.)
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Asperger's_syndrome#As_Fad
I looked up what you are, apparently a disease whore or something. (Sweers: Hmmm.)
Don't worry, you'll realise how goddamn (Sweers: No God name in vain!) stupid you are when all is revealed in due time. SuperShadow will enlighten you on your stupidity. (Sweers: You think I think its all real?)
That pointless message is going in my retard quote book. (Sweers: Sad you actually have one of thoes.)
Did I mention God in the line you just adressed? No, another irrelevant response from an idiot apparently. (Sweers: You used his name in vain.)
Oh, you mean special education? Yeah, Cory talked about that aswell. (Sweers: No, ADVANCE classes.)
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2006 9:47 AM
Oh yeah, and I have also never made Peter Andre any banners, the crappy ones are are ones he makes, or someone he knows well, idk, he has had several of my banners on his site becuase he stole them off of ss.com when they were up, I even told Peter to take them off, he did eventually. And I ahve made ShadowScourge one banner, the new HOSS banner that says "ShadowScourge" I did that becuase a friend asked me to, and I also wanted revenge against Andre.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2006 11:17 AM
(Sweers: I don't care really, but thanks anyways.)
Do it, it helps people know what you are talking about.
(Sweers: He is one of my best friends, and he wanted to reply to your letter, idk why.)
Yeah, and he did a real bad job at doing so, he replied to stuff he did not copy making his giant letter even more stupid.
(Sweers: SuperShadow has tricked many people into thinking he is something he isn't, there is nothing wrong with him becuase Santa isn't real, and yet kids love him, and even some pay to be with him at malls. If you don't agree, thats fine, to each his own.)
So if I were to make people believe that I am you...That would make me rock?... !!! OMG, what a great plan!
(Sweers: No.)
Yes, I do feel like I'm talking to a whole bunch of Cory Morons on the internets.
(Sweers: I am not retarded, and you know it.)
The next response will indicate why you are so mentally retarded.
(Sweers: No, the we is everyone reading this, we are on a forum, that means anyone can see this, its not private.)
Yes, that is so, but you forget that you speak for the "whatever" character, you do not speak for everybody who will visit this place some time.
This also isn't a forum as you can see. So please, the speaking for multiple people remains dumb, get it through your head.
(Sweers: We actually are honor, or "Honour" role students.)
Yeah, I am also actually a very polite man, actually..I'm of royal blood.
(Sweers: Ture, HyperSpace gives us a magazine, and a membership kit now.)
And true it also is that Suttle's premium section consisted out of nothing more than the shit he had on his normal site. Only the photo's of the members were posted there. (let's refer to it as the hall of shame)
(Sweers: I wouldn't know really, oh, and you used the Lord's name in vain again.)
I said something simular like "Jesus Christ....Here we go again", do you really think God cares if someone says the word that represents him? It's not even his name. Your "Lord" may also be someone else than I mentioned seeing as Christianity isn't the only belief in the world.
(Sweers: Speechless?)
Instead of telling whether Suttle's a loser or not or coming with proper arguments (which you never do) you say "good for you", then you tell me I'm supposedly speechless? Another "what the hell? Moron..."
(Sweers: No God name in vain!)
Shut up, moron, you wouldn't even know what goddamnit means. Everything God is like a curseword for you because you lack intelligence.
(Sweers: You think I think its all real?)
Patience, you will see why you are a first class dumbass. What would Suttle actually say if we showed him the banner you made for us by the way? We've had contact with him in the past, he isn't exactly a fan of the scourge.
(Sweers: Sad you actually have one of thoes.)
No, it's sad that you take everything too serious. Work on that please. It's a big part of communicating properly.
(Sweers: You used his name in vain.)
Nope..
(Sweers: No, ADVANCE classes.)
Nope..
(read his letter for me, he's the biggest numbskull I've ever met)
Oh yeah, and I have also never made Peter Andre any banners, the crappy ones are are ones he makes, or someone he knows well, idk, he has had several of my banners on his site becuase he stole them off of ss.com when they were up, I even told Peter to take them off, he did eventually. And I ahve made ShadowScourge one banner, the new HOSS banner that says "ShadowScourge" I did that becuase a friend asked me to, and I also wanted revenge against Andre.
Learn to spell or.. CHECK! I still think you just have multiple personalities, the guy preaching about religion sounds just like you.
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Supershadow_01/index.php?showtopic=20
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2006 3:33 PM
Do it, it helps people know what you are talking about.
Sweers: Okay. Thanks! I learned something from you from all of this. :-D
Yeah, and he did a real bad job at doing so, he replied to stuff he did not copy making his giant letter even more stupid.
Sweers: Hmm, I am not sure, I was away for half of the time he typed it.
So if I were to make people believe that I am you...That would make me rock?... !!! OMG, what a great plan!
Sweers: People have done it before.
Yes, I do feel like I'm talking to a whole bunch of Cory Morons on the internets.
Sweers: Please don't say that.
The next response will indicate why you are so mentally retarded.
Sweers: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=odyssey
Check out the second one, guess who wrote that?
Yes, that is so, but you forget that you speak for the "whatever" character, you do not speak for everybody who will visit this place some time.
This also isn't a forum as you can see. So please, the speaking for multiple people remains dumb, get it through your head.
Sweers: What?!
Yeah, I am also actually a very polite man, actually..I'm of royal blood.
Sweers: If you knew me in person, I am sure you would agree I am polite also. Thats cool you have royal blood. I actually have the blood of a distant ancestor, Jesse James.
And true it also is that Suttle's premium section consisted out of nothing more than the shit he had on his normal site. Only the photo's of the members were posted there. (let's refer to it as the hall of shame)
Sweers: Wait, whos photo's were posted there, and why?
I said something simular like "Jesus Christ....Here we go again", do you really think God cares if someone says the word that represents him? It's not even his name. Your "Lord" may also be someone else than I mentioned seeing as Christianity isn't the only belief in the world.
Sweers: Its the only REAL religion. Oh and one of the ten commandments is to not use his name in vain.
Instead of telling whether Suttle's a loser or not or coming with proper arguments (which you never do) you say "good for you", then you tell me I'm supposedly speechless? Another "what the hell? Moron..."
Sweers: ok
Shut up, moron, you wouldn't even know what goddamnit means. Everything God is like a curseword for you because you lack intelligence.
Patience, you will see why you are a first class dumbass. What would Suttle actually say if we showed him the banner you made for us by the way? We've had contact with him in the past, he isn't exactly a fan of the scourge.
Sweers: Duh, I made that banner for a friend, who is of Scourge, remember, I am a digital Artist, I work for almost anyone, in this case it was to support the invasion of a pro-SS forum, that hurts mine, and Suttle's image.
No, it's sad that you take everything too serious. Work on that please. It's a big part of communicating properly.
Sweers: I do take almost everything seriously. Part of my character, i guess, I'll try to work on that, thanks.
Nope..
Sweers: Yes
Nope..
Swers: Yes
Learn to spell or.. CHECK! I still think you just have multiple personalities, the guy preaching about religion sounds just like you.
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Supershadow_01/index.php?showtopic=20
Sweers: I can't read that, I was blocked from that page moments after I posted to tell the fake Sweers to stop making fun of races under my image, which is wrong.
Sweers: Please try to be more constructive.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2006 3:59 PM
Seems I messed up half of the html, oppsie!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2006 4:52 PM
yeah, ya sure did retard
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2006 4:06 PM
Sweers: Hmm, I am not sure, I was away for half of the time he typed it.
You should see how many times a man can talk about sarcasm when it's totally uncalled for.
Sweers: People have done it before.
Yeah? So Shadow rocks because he fakes being Lucas and some God like creature and the one who fakes being you rocks aswell?
Sweers: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=odyssey
Check out the second one, guess who wrote that?
Your imposter? Either way, wow.. one thumb up!
Sweers: What?!
That you shouldn't speak for a group, get it through your head!!
Sweers: If you knew me in person, I am sure you would agree I am polite also. Thats cool you have royal blood. I actually have the blood of a distant ancestor, Jesse James.
Oh my.. you believe I'm polite and of royal blood?
Sweers: Wait, whos photo's were posted there, and why?
Am I going to fast again? The only new material the premium section had was photo's of the morons who paid those twenty bucks. Why you ask? As that to your pal Suttle.
Sweers: Its the only REAL religion. Oh and one of the ten commandments is to not use his name in vain.
Yeah, except God is not his name. And yeah, although Hinduism is older and actually has a universal God aswell above all those thousands of Gods (you can compare them to angels; the Gods of earth) and christianity is an improvement of judaism. And the Islam is even newer, somehow Christianity is the only real religion.
Yeah, makes sense.. Oh wait, it doesn't.
Sweers: Duh, I made that banner for a friend, who is of Scourge, remember, I am a digital Artist, I work for almost anyone, in this case it was to support the invasion of a pro-SS forum, that hurts mine, and Suttle's image.
I think Suttle ruined his own image already a long time ago. Still, you work for his enemy. I wonder if he still wants your assistance now.
Sweers: Please try to be more constructive.
Maybe you should try to explain why your retarded buddy is such a genius, then we'll talk.
(By the way, there is a preview button. Use it)
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2006 7:40 PM
Your imposter? Either way, wow.. one thumb up!
Sweers: Thanks!
That you shouldn't speak for a group, get it through your head!!
Sweers: ok?
Oh my.. you believe I'm polite and of royal blood?
Sweers: I have no reason not to, plus, it doesn't really apply and I don't care otherwise.
Am I going to fast again? The only new material the premium section had was photo's of the morons who paid those twenty bucks. Why you ask? As that to your pal Suttle.
Sweers: As? Do you mean ask*? There is a preview button you know! Hahaha
Yeah, except God is not his name. And yeah, although Hinduism is older and actually has a universal God aswell above all those thousands of Gods (you can compare them to angels; the Gods of earth) and christianity is an improvement of judaism. And the Islam is even newer, somehow Christianity is the only real religion.
Yeah, makes sense.. Oh wait, it doesn't.
Sweers: It makes sense to me, as I am a true Christian, I encourage you to become one also. Please look into it, it will make you a better person, and ultimately, alive forever.
I think Suttle ruined his own image already a long time ago. Still, you work for his enemy. I wonder if he still wants your assistance now.
Sweers: I NEVER worked for Scourge, I just am nice friends with one of the members. They gave me information about certain things and i wanted to say thanks, plus I think that individual is really nice and friendly, as well as smart, which is not the stats of the average scourge member.
Maybe you should try to explain why your retarded buddy is such a genius, then we'll talk.
Sweers: He is a director, in addition he is placed in advance classes, and is quite active in several skills as am I.
(By the way, there is a preview button. Use it)
Sweers: Thank you
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2006 5:12 PM
[[spam removed. God dammit assholes cut it out!]]
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2006 6:15 PM
I am neutral and I neither support or condemn SS. I do think that he a wonderful and brilliant individual who gave us many Star Wars facts that would not have come out if it had been for the great Mickey Sutlle. I also paid to become an official member of SS.com and I know things that you will never know. I am in regular contact with Lucas because Mickey gave me his email address. Beat that losers. Even though I am neutral and I hold no opinion of Mickey, I still adore and marvel at the great work he has done for Star wars. Peter Andre and Shadowscourge ruin the great name of my employer, Mickey Suttle. The banners I did for SS.com are testament to my unrivalled brilliance as a digital artist. Please leave me, Mickey and the official SS.com members alone.
P.s. Christianity is the only religion in the world that people should believe in. It is the best and so am I.
Whatever/Darth Sweers
Scratches head reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on September 5, 2006 8:34 PM
Huh?... What the fuck has happened to this thread???... It looks like someone is typing to themselves. Queers, are you trying to state your case?... *Sigh* Dude... nobody here gives a fuck... So stop jackin off on this thread, and talk about something more productive like gettin some real info on what's happened to your lover, Mickey. Did he really get arrested for the beastiality porn or what?... Spill it and stop bein a jagoff...
Darth Crisis reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on September 6, 2006 1:54 AM
You know, I actually believe Sweers thinks he's in contact with Lucas through the ever brilliant SuperShadow. All those official Star Wars facts (whether made up or stolen from other sites) he delivered never happened though. There is no free hyperspace content on SS.com. They'd never allow it anyway.
I'd also believe that his retarded little buddy is at least a good director, because someone who says the same word so many times in an email message MUST be someone with a great mind. All the spelling errors of Queers also indicate genius.
Oh by the way, Alex Queers.. you still made a banner for ShadowScourge, lolz!! Don't deny it. Your providing of good arguments to why christianity is the only religion didn't convince me though, the Veda's and the Koran are much more impressive books, try again..
It's also cool to see how eager the little moron is to jump on a left out letter while he spells "becuase" and "ulgly" on a constant base, but we've been over this. Queers is a moron..
The one thumb up was not by me, Queers.. your geeky article probably only got your own thumb up. All the other articles actually had people who cared about it. And haha, you are gullable, you believed I was of royal blood and a polite person. Dumb shit.. It's just as real as two dumbasses being "honorrrr role students", you two probably jerk each other off.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2006 2:42 PM
The last "whatever" message posted (not including this one ofcourse) wasn't posted by me. Its really sad that people pretend to be others here. Nothing here is fair game.
Whatever reply
Posted by Whatever/Darth Sweers (don't e-mail me) on September 6, 2006 2:51 PM
Well this will solve my problem, I have finally registered here! Its a fine way to try to prevent damn imposters. Crisis, please reply to me again, remember that the recent comment posted in my image about me talking to lucas wasn't from me.
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by Whatever/Darth Sweers/Alex Sweers (don't email me) on September 6, 2006 3:50 PM
I wish people would stop impostering me here. The post made before this one is by some loser pretending to be me. I am the real Alex Sweers. I did the banners for SS.com. The loser who registered as me needs to grow and get a life. Shadowscourge and Peter Andre followers need to stop this nonsense. This is why I have registered here to stop my good name being slandered. Ignoire the imposter Sweers.
Whatever/Darth Sweers
whatever reply
Posted by Whatever/Darth Sweers (don't e-mail me) on September 6, 2006 4:07 PM
hahaha i can't believe this!!!!! You moron leave!!!!!!! Wow, you adde "Alex Sweers" to the end of my regristry.....what a dumb fuck you are.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Destroyer (Don't mail me, jackasses.) on September 6, 2006 8:43 PM
WTF?! Queers, you fuckin moron! Whats happened to your butt buddy? Did he give up on his 'ZOMg!1!!1ONE R3T4RD R4GE!!!!11!'?
Seriously, jackass, why you even support that cocksucker known as Mickey Suttle is beyond me, probably because you're just a babbling idiot who needs special education because you're too slow to stay with the class. Congradualtions, Queers, you've just earned the 'Dumbest Asshole Alive!' award!
whatever reply
Posted by Alex Sweers ("nooooo!") on September 7, 2006 3:26 PM
You need to really check that crap you post, some of it makes no logic, and also you really son't give any reasons for your text. You just babble random comments. But thanks for contributing, you made me smile.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Destroyer (Don't mail me, jackasses.) on September 7, 2006 7:43 PM
[Quote]You need to really check that crap you post, some of it makes no logic, and also you really son't give any reasons for your text. You just babble random comments. But thanks for contributing, you made me smile[/quote]
And you really need to check who you offer up that ugly ass of yours to fuck with, dipshit.
And like what you say and do is logical? You work for an idotic retarde faggot, who thinks he's George Lucas, and is making a Sequel Trilogy! Yeah, you're really smart....at being stupid, jackass...
And babble random comments? Then hy am I directing them at YOU, moron? Once again, Queers makes his stupidity known.
Yeah, I got a chuckle too, on how stupid and gullible you are, you stupid fucker.
Re: Whatever moron reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on September 8, 2006 1:09 AM
Alex Queers, if you've read the message, you'd see I have replied to everything said in your true previous post.
I doubt you could argue basic logic though, the stuff you've said in that previous post was dumb as hell anyway..
But I agree with Destroyer, maybe you'd better provide some arguments to why you think Suttle is cool and why you'd contribute to the most pathetic web sight on the interbutts.
And don't come up with the "but he spreads the word of God!!" because that's exactly how people think who sympathise with Osama Bin Laden.
whatever reply
Posted by Whatever/Darth Sweers (don't e-mail me) on September 8, 2006 12:50 PM
Osama doesn't know the real God. He believed in some extreme edition of the Muslim faith...anyways, to your question Mr.Crisis...
I support Mr.Suttle becuase he has impacted a whole internet society. Its quite amazing what one individual can do. I believe its wonder that he supports God, and I don't fear saying that, I also believe he cheers up many star wars fans by accepting their ideas, and building them up if they have good ideas, I remember when I believed everything, and when I had no involvment with the site, I really enjoyed getting complimented after contributing ideas, when I learned the site wasn't real, it was a gradual transformation, I didn't really care, I still loved what Mickey was doing for the Star Wars fans, he is like the Santa of Star Wars. Kids obligate their parents pay for some fake Santa at malls....etc, it makes them happy!!! SuperShadow.com makes kids/others happy!! If you like it or not, thousands of star wars fans like SuperShadow. Sure no one is perfect and some messes have occured, but thats life. I was very excited and honored when Mickey asked me to make banners and more. I will always support him, also, SS supports Lucasfilm by encourageing fans to purchase Lucasfilm merchandise, and speaks against bootlegs....I don't believe Lucasfilm sees SS.com as a threat, otherwise SS.com would have been off the map forever by now. I don't believe SS.com is a problem, I belive everything is fine! If you don't agree, well thats fine!!! You can't change my mind! You will never win me over. You might as well give up! I don't care if you hate him, I settle with to each his own.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on September 8, 2006 7:45 PM
Hey Queer Stick!!!
Keep your ignorant, gross misinterpretation of the Bible, and Christianity in general off of this thread... It's because of jackasses like you, there are wars that last thousands of years. You have ABSOLUTELY no grasp of reality, while you live behind a rich Mommy and Daddy. You will never be able to think for yourself or practice Gods very own gift to everyone... FREE WILL. You still live in an archaeic world... You will never evolve because you cannot think outside the box, and have no real feelings of your own... only what others have told you to feel. You are truely a SAD excuse for a Christian... and give them a bad name. You also wouldn't know the first thing about Islam either... Do yourself a favor, and read an UNBIASED book about Muslims... Before you step on the wrong toes and can't hide behind your PC.
whatever reply
Posted by Whatever/Darth Sweers (don't e-mail me) on September 8, 2006 8:36 PM
Frist off, I wrote to Crisis, not you. you have no business talking to me, but if you must.....whatever.
Hey Queer Stick!!!
Keep your ignorant, gross misinterpretation of the Bible, and Christianity in general off of this thread... (Sweers: I do not "misinterpret" the Bible, I don't know what you are talking about! I never even talked about the Holy Bible! You just leave me alone.)
It's because of jackasses like you, there are wars that last thousands of years. You have ABSOLUTELY no grasp of reality, while you live behind a rich Mommy and Daddy. (Sweers: I never said my parents are rich, you have no reason to believe that also, why don't you try and gather information before flaming me)You will never be able to think for yourself or practice Gods very own gift to everyone... FREE WILL.(Sweers: You really don't know me, I think very independently, I have many various views, I never hide away my thoughts on topics, I share my views, again, you are rambling on and on.) You still live in an archaeic world... You will never evolve because you cannot think outside the box, and have no real feelings of your own... (Sweers: Who are you to judge me? I see you like to pretend you are a powerful figure...)only what others have told you to feel. You are truely a SAD excuse for a Christian... and give them a bad name. (Sweers: You really don't know what you are talking about, the person you describe is nothing like me, you really don't know me enough to start blabbing on about me, you should atleast know me in person before you say such harsh things of an individual such as myself.)You also wouldn't know the first thing about Islam either... Do yourself a favor, and read an UNBIASED book about Muslims... (Sweers: No, never, false religions like Islam should be left in the darkness.)Before you step on the wrong toes and can't hide behind your PC. (Sweers: Who are you? Leave me alone! You have no part in here, you talk on and on about random things you try to apply to me, but don't fit my personality at all! You seriously suck at flaming me, atleast try to make a good effort like Mr. Crisis, who actually has good points unlike you. You just seem to pick random negitave traits and pin them onto me. Now, you shut up, becuase, I want Crisis to reply now to my message you really sucked at countering, see, Crisis has comebacks that are worth reading and considering, they are usually pretty well thought out, and I like to reply to his, he challenges me, and you just waste my time, let Crisis do the flaming, becuase, you sir, can't do it very well.)
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on September 8, 2006 9:42 PM
OK there smart guy... FOR THE LAST YEAR... you have been stating shit like this... AND... apparently.. since you haven't figured out that I have spoken to you under SEVERAL different monikers... you have told ME these things... in which I was more than happy to cut/paste in threads throughout the net... I know your imposter... and I REALLY know who you are. Dude... your above remark about Islam is a direct reflection of your IQ. The truth of the matter is... I know you all too well. If you gotta mind of your own.... STOP DOIN Q&A...like your hero... Whadda Joke.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by DARTH CRIMSON (haha@yeahright.lol) on September 8, 2006 11:53 PM
queers, you need to get the piss out of here.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2006 2:27 PM
To the person that thinks you are all that, you need a life, you have no place here, and I don't care where you post my stuff, really, really, I DON'T care.
Oh and Crimson! Why don't you e-mail me your music demos, I appriciate your comment of that thing I made for you but I am really curious as to why you havn't sent them to me yet!!!!!!!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on September 9, 2006 4:02 PM
YOU do not belong here... You piece of shit... I'll leave you alone when you get the fuck off this site... "all of that"??... Pfft ... you have no idea. Walk on home, boy.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2006 8:32 PM
whaaat? You have done nothing relating to the SuperShadow topic really, that I know of, I am the only one keeping this thread alive, otherwise, who will you have to bother?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on September 10, 2006 8:48 AM
Hey genious.... Perhaps you should refer to the beginning of the thread... Has got nothing to do with Mickey... AND SS is done... He ain't coming back. My advice to you would be to disappear with him.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2006 2:25 PM
Well sir, whether you like it or not, the current topic here has everything to do with SS, and nothing to do with its essential purpose.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on September 10, 2006 8:09 PM
Well sir... Then perhaps you should come to the realization that your lover is gone... and he ain't coming back... So stop polluting this thread with your bullshit, and create a beastiality site that pays homage to your hero... In other words... Make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here.
Re: Whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on September 11, 2006 1:54 AM
Queers, I love that you think telling children, teens and grown up suckers like Cory what they want to hear, is all right. It's just like what some governments do. Just keep people from the truth, maybe even enslave them just because ignorence is bliss.
Though SuperShadow.com isn't all sunshine, Suttle tends to bitch a lot at people aswell. Especially with his impersonation of Lucas, which he tries to give an as bad as it can be character.
Those rants against illegal copies (which occur far less compared to other movies because of die hard fans) are also just to add to the supposed greedy bastard image Suttle tries to create, it really isn't intentionally done to aid the business and truly not the reason Lucasarts doesn't care about a moron website.
Your comparison to Santa Claus also is not an applicable one by the previous mentioned reasons. Would children be called failures at life or fucking retards by Santa Claus? No.
SuperShadow is just another internet troll, therefore having somewhat of an impact with some episode III newbies is not really admirable. Have you ever heard of the "LOTR two towers troll"? Some guy intentionally made a poll about not releasing it due to disrespect for the 9/11 victims.
He made a bigger name but also remains an asshole and an internet troll.
Just like your claims of knowing the one and only true religion, I've discussed these things accordingly in the past. You've used the same arguments again though even if they're clearly not applicable and frankly quite ignorent.
The fact that you stated you believed SuperShadow in the past really contradicts all the bragging about your intelligence by the way! Didn't you ever think the stuff he said seemed odd or that Lucas acted strange and what an amateuristic website it was?
Perhaps it's because of burried embarressment that you don't allow yourself to think negatively about the guy who fooled you. Maybe your pride doesn't allow you to admit how fucking owned you was by the most obvious fruitloop in the world.. haha, oh wow!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2006 3:52 PM
Queers, (Sweers: Call me by my proper name you childish retard.) I love that you think telling children, teens and grown up suckers like Cory what they want to hear, is all right. It's just like what some governments do. Just keep people from the truth, maybe even enslave them just because ignorence is bliss. (Sweers: I don't tell people what they want to hear you asshole, I tell them what I believe, you are so blind, if I told everyne what they wanted to hear this flaming would be settled months ago.)
Though SuperShadow.com isn't all sunshine, Suttle tends to bitch a lot at people aswell. Especially with his impersonation of Lucas, which he tries to give an as bad as it can be character.
Those rants against illegal copies (which occur far less compared to other movies because of die hard fans) are also just to add to the supposed greedy bastard image Suttle tries to create, it really isn't intentionally done to aid the business and truly not the reason Lucasarts doesn't care about a moron website.
Your comparison to Santa Claus also is not an applicable one by the previous mentioned reasons. Would children be called failures at life or fucking retards by Santa Claus? No.
SuperShadow is just another internet troll, therefore having somewhat of an impact with some episode III newbies is not really admirable. Have you ever heard of the "LOTR two towers troll"? Some guy intentionally made a poll about not releasing it due to disrespect for the 9/11 victims.
He made a bigger name but also remains an asshole and an internet troll. (Sweers: No I havn't heard of the individual you describe, it prolly becuase I have something I like to call a life.)
Just like your claims of knowing the one and only true religion, I've discussed these things accordingly in the past. You've used the same arguments again though even if they're clearly not applicable and frankly quite ignorent.(Sweers: Thats becuase you and friends ask me the same questions over and over again, its a never ending loop!!!!)
The fact that you stated you believed SuperShadow in the past really contradicts all the bragging about your intelligence by the way!(Sweers: Who says people can't change?) Didn't you ever think the stuff he said seemed odd or that Lucas acted strange and what an amateuristic website it was? (Sweers: Yes, I really didn't care, it was a gradual transition.)
Perhaps it's because of burried embarressment that you don't allow yourself to think negatively about the guy who fooled you. (Sweers: No)Maybe your pride doesn't allow you to admit how fucking owned you was by the most obvious fruitloop in the world.. haha, oh wow!(Sweers: Well he is pretty convincing, I really didn't care when I learned the truth, I thought it was amazing what he had done, and its fun. You might as well stop all of your "e-warrior" shit here, you really are not impacting anyone, or going to change anything.....Find something else to do.)
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on September 13, 2006 2:38 AM
(Sweers: Call me by my proper name you childish retard.)
Your next comment will provide evidence that you are in fact Alex Queers the fucking retard.
(Sweers: I don't tell people what they want to hear you asshole, I tell them what I believe, you are so blind, if I told everyne what they wanted to hear this flaming would be settled months ago.)
You are such a fucking idiot. I was talking about Suttle, you moron. Remember, we were discussing what was so great about SuperSHadow of which you replied that he told children how great their retarded ideas are.. which I apparently debased quite good as you haven't responded to a single thing about it anymore.
(Sweers: No I havn't heard of the individual you describe, it prolly becuase I have something I like to call a life.)
A life including daily conversations on websites and forums where everyone thinks you're an idiot and a faggot who needs to piss off.. Yeah, being ignorent totally means you've got a great life because as I said ignorence is bliss.
(Sweers: Thats becuase you and friends ask me the same questions over and over again, its a never ending loop!!!!)
We merely ask for arguments for your retarded opinions, you are always unable to respond however. But you won't admit your opinions are shortsighted and stupid, why is that?
(Sweers: Who says people can't change?)
It doesn't exactly apply here, you don't change from a total ignorent fool to a fucking genius within less than a year.
(Sweers: Yes, I really didn't care, it was a gradual transition.)
I'm talking about whether or not you never thought the site looked too crappy to be true and with too much rediculous comments. If you never had that, you would have been dumber than I thought.
(Sweers: Well he is pretty convincing, I really didn't care when I learned the truth, I thought it was amazing what he had done, and its fun. You might as well stop all of your "e-warrior" shit here, you really are not impacting anyone, or going to change anything.....Find something else to do.)
Who cares about my "impact" on people, idiot. I was merely conversating with you. Perhaps you don't like me pointing out the awful truth about you but you don't have to think I feel special doing it.
And no, he isn't very convincing. It wasn't amazing aswell, or do you think he is the first man on the internet to make himself out to be something he's not or to just impersonate?
Just admit that you were embarrassed and that all this cool "not caring" though constantly sticking with him and not moving on, is because are trying to hide what a fucking moron you are. I believe it's your pride that keeps you here and anything SuperShadow related.
Gosh.. you thought you were such an intelligent individual, I guess it's quite the opposite. :(
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2006 1:53 PM
Your next comment will provide evidence that you are in fact Alex Queers the fucking retard. (Sweers: My name is Alex Sweers, you are not funny, call me by my proper name, or I will no longer debate with you, you have no respect, which makes me question your ability to carry one a rational conversation.)
You are such a fucking idiot. I was talking about Suttle, you moron. Remember, we were discussing what was so great about SuperSHadow of which you replied that he told children how great their retarded ideas are.. which I apparently debased quite good as you haven't responded to a single thing about it anymore.
(Sweers: Some of the kids idea's were pretty good, some amazing, and others poor.)
A life including daily conversations on websites and forums where everyone thinks you're an idiot and a faggot who needs to piss off.. Yeah, being ignorent totally means you've got a great life because as I said ignorence is bliss.(Sweers: Ummm, how is taking 5 minutes each day reporting to a max of 2 sites an entire life?)
We merely ask for arguments for your retarded opinions, you are always unable to respond however. But you won't admit your opinions are shortsighted and stupid, why is that?(Sweers: I don't know what you are thinking, I have posted all of my beliefs and opinions, I hide nothing at all, I do not fear to express my true opinions.)
It doesn't exactly apply here, you don't change from a total ignorent fool to a fucking genius within less than a year. (Sweers: Who says i am a genius?)
I'm talking about whether or not you never thought the site looked too crappy to be true and with too much rediculous comments. If you never had that, you would have been dumber than I thought. (Sweers: The site was constructed very well, it may have lacked a lot of GUI but who cares? My banners fixed that eh? Hahahaha, anyways the site provides a lot of information and thats all that matters, plus you can't say the site is poor after seeing the amazing number of hits it got daily in its prime.)
Who cares about my "impact" on people, idiot. I was merely conversating with you. Perhaps you don't like me pointing out the awful truth about you but you don't have to think I feel special doing it.
And no, he isn't very convincing. It wasn't amazing aswell, or do you think he is the first man on the internet to make himself out to be something he's not or to just impersonate?
Just admit that you were embarrassed and that all this cool "not caring" though constantly sticking with him and not moving on, is because are trying to hide what a fucking moron you are. I believe it's your pride that keeps you here and anything SuperShadow related.
Gosh.. you thought you were such an intelligent individual, I guess it's quite the opposite. :( (Sweers: I NEVER felt bad, no reason to, its a fun site.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on September 13, 2006 3:46 PM
Mickey, Queers, Whatever the fuck your name is... I'm glad to see you actually started posting your bullshit again... Thanks... this will be fun.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Whatever/Darth Sweers/Alex Sweers (don't email me) on September 17, 2006 4:48 AM
Mickey Suttle rules. The "Alex Sweers" who posts here is an imposter and a fraud. The real Alex works with me and Peter on SS's new and secret forum. Do not listen to the imposters lies!!
Long live the awesome Mickey Suttle
Gary Barlow
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Whatever/Darth Sweers/Alex Sweers (don't email me) on September 17, 2006 4:52 AM
Thanks Gary. I think its important to let everyone know that the Alex that posts with my name is a fraud. I let Gary use my account here to show you all that my friends and SS are really upset about his childish and despicable behavior. I wish the imposter Sweers would get a life!!
Alex
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2006 9:46 AM
Who the fuck is Gary? Wow, this is so sad, anyone that believes this fuck hole go read back on dtheatre and see how far back I have posted under my "whatever" name. And also, Gary, I think you are Peter, or one of his friends who made up the character becuase you can't find real friends. Get a life.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2006 5:44 PM
Hahah, The name Gary Barlow sounds like some fat fuckin kid who molested cats. And when it comes to the whole Alex Sweers "impersonation", no one gives a fuck anymore you faggot. So take your pro SS views and stick em up your ass with the rest of the cocks... eat shit and die faggot. Tell your idle Mickey I'm comin for him and his mother .. his sister tasted sweeter than sugar .. what a whore she was.. YUM!
-Secretus
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on September 17, 2006 8:42 PM
NOW, BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!!!!!!!
Joey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2006 2:57 AM
http://z10.invisionfree.com/Universe_of_SS/index.php?
Lets discuss the title of this page further on this site. It is where all true SW fans talk about the mysterous man called SuperShadow and what he has done for starwars!
Join today!
RE: Joey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2006 5:12 AM
KILL YOURSELF, moron.
No one cares about your CRAP.
True SW fans go to StarWars.com or Wookieepedia anyway...
You fail at life.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on September 27, 2006 2:22 AM
(Sweers: My name is Alex Sweers, you are not funny, call me by my proper name, or I will no longer debate with you, you have no respect, which makes me question your ability to carry one a rational conversation.)
Hi I'm back. My ability to communicate does not rely on your nickname. Next comment.
(Sweers: Some of the kids idea's were pretty good, some amazing, and others poor.)
Some had amazing ideas? Haha, oh wow.. But comparing Suttle to Santa still makes you a fucking idiot. Imagine Santa calling kids losers at life.
I guess Suttle complete suckered you in by saying your idiotic christian assimilation of SW was mega genius and killer cool.
(Sweers: Ummm, how is taking 5 minutes each day reporting to a max of 2 sites an entire life?)
I always love your arguments for having a life even though you always keep returning to us. "Yeah, I never heard of this guy because I have a life!" Great reasoning, moron.
(Sweers: I don't know what you are thinking, I have posted all of my beliefs and opinions, I hide nothing at all, I do not fear to express my true opinions.)
You mean your parents their true opinions? You can hardly argument your case most of the time and are completely narrow minded for anything other than what you learned from being young. Piss off idiot.
(Sweers: Who says i am a genius?)
I don't know, you always keep bragging about special classes honor role student nonsense and probably being like some aspie excelling in stuff but lacking in social stuff.
Well, you might be a geek but you still fit the description of normal and unintelligent snot nosed brat like your friend Suttle who never grow up.
(Sweers: The site was constructed very well, it may have lacked a lot of GUI but who cares? My banners fixed that eh? Hahahaha, anyways the site provides a lot of information and thats all that matters, plus you can't say the site is poor after seeing the amazing number of hits it got daily in its prime.)
Wow, truly amazing website because it is the laughing stock of the internet. It still looks like crap though, no denying in that. How you ever bought the bullshit spouted off on that crapsite is beyond my comprehension.
(Sweers: I NEVER felt bad, no reason to, its a fun site.
I can just imagine it now, you find out you've been had all this time and "Wow, that was great! This man is a genius and his site is so good for Lucasarts and christianity! I want to make banners for it!!!"
Why didn't you just move on instead of becoming a faggot stalker making photoshop garbage for an insane asshole. Or did you make the stuff for him when you were still a believer and now searching for an excuse for making all the crap.
Haha, oh wow! I guess you only found out he was fake when he told you himself, didn't he?!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2006 5:31 PM
I Reign Supreme all Suttle supporters are white trash...............
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2006 1:26 PM
ummmmmm......NO............
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2006 3:56 PM
ummm... STFU noob
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2006 5:09 PM
"wahhhaaaaaa!" You = cry baby!
RE: episodes 7,8,9 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2006 11:54 PM
Supershadow is invalid. There will not be any more trilogies made for the Star Wars Saga. Only thing that GL will finish up is the Star Wars TV Shows as well as the Indiana Joes Trilogy. Other then that, Star Wars is completed.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2006 7:45 PM
You don't know that for sure. No one does. Time will tell.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2006 5:46 PM
Hahah the only thing time will tell is if your going to grow a penis. The clock is ticking Har Har
-Secretus
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on October 24, 2006 10:01 PM
Oh... And Queers, at least join Scourge if you want to read whats really going on, instead of using your outdated proxy. Your skills are so weak. Banning your IP's are such a waste of my time. At least grow some balls, and stop TRYING to hide. I allow you to stay merely for the hits you give my site... It is the only value you offer in life.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2006 3:21 PM
Wow, me joining the Scourge? I might as well spit in the face of morals themselves....Oh, and outdated proxy? Well, seems to work pretty damn well! HAHAHAHA your weak skills will never counter my uber skills, muahahahahahahaha.
FUCK YOU
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2006 3:27 PM
The only reason you know I snoop around on your site is becuase someone I told, told you. someone that I "trust," hehehehehe.
Hahahahaha!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on October 26, 2006 4:34 PM
Skills huh?... You are about to find out. By the way... the proxy in which you use was top of the line in 98... like I said... you are there because I ALLOW you. You leave a trail on the net I can follow back a year. Like I say, you are about to find out the hard way. I have YOUR IP... I know way more than you think.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2006 6:51 PM
Hey Sweers, your DAMN lucky that I was banned on KMC. After viewing all the posts since I was banned, I would be glad to tear you a new asshole. But I'm sure Mickey beat me to it Banner Boy! Har Har
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2006 1:56 PM
LOL. You have always made pointless threats Secretus, I fear you not. You have my ip! Wooohoo!!! I don't care, its not a real accomplishment to have my one of a kind internet address. It only matters on what you do with it. I really believe you are all talk. You arn't going to do anything, even if you do, it wwill not work, I know something you don't.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2006 2:16 PM
LOL. And also, thanks for telling me you will hack me, you totally blew the element of surprise away eh?, why the heck would you tell me you are going to hack me? A true uber nerd would keep his operations secret until the dirty deed is done. You sir, are just a talky man, no balls, just words, of which mean nothing. When you go hunting, do you scream at the deer before you crack a shot at it? Hahahahahahaha!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on October 27, 2006 2:26 PM
LMFAO!!!... Hack?... pfft... I won't need to. You truly are an idiot.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2006 1:05 PM
Mother Fucker.. Har Har.. I eat Dear meat Faggot.. it's called Venosen. I am all talk on teh Interwebs anyway. But if I'm gonna hunt you, It wont be on teh internet. First, I'll stalk your mom.. and then take care of her at Da local dive she always visits to get away from your daddy (which he isnt your real poppa) and then I'll take my business to your house. First I'll preform my teh local anneticia.. and then let teh torture begin. First it'll be teh finger nails, and then teh toe nails and then teh testicles. I'll be in teh closet banner boy ... keep up your shit ...and if it isn;t me doing it. It will be one of my friends or maybe someone I hired. But actually I'm just kidding ..har har ..I would never do that. Especially someone who isn't very keen on the net. Someone that is just so stupid like myself. Yoyur right Sweers..Happy Halloween
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2006 9:51 PM
Heh, you have quite the imagination, thanks, Happy Halloween to you too. I am going to be Luke Skywalker. I'll have my friend be Obi-wan, its going to be fun. What are you going to be?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Destroyer (Don't mail me, jackasses.) on October 31, 2006 11:32 AM
Hey badmen, Scourge isn't YOUR site, it's Elways, you're just one of his lackeys, that and you're a fuckin liar. We had permission to use that banner from one of the admins, yet you claim we stole it. We've also reported your activites to Invisionfree.
You and Elway are too busy abusing your admin powers to even fight against the TRUE enemy. I guess Secretus was right about you and the others, you're all just power hungry people who have lost sight of the true goal.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on October 31, 2006 5:20 PM
Well... You dumb fuckin asshole.... WE... OWN the domain of Shadowscourge. If I were YOU, fucknuts... I would walk VERY lightly around me... I am still pondering legal action over the refuckingtarded site YOU created... Hence, you have broken the law regarding copyright infringement against Scourge and my friend, who created the banner, (which, by the way... he's pissed). It seems a waste of my time to do so... But Elway is not as forgiving, if he makes the time for you... then, he'll do it. So if you wanna continue to match wits with me... anytime, sweetheart... You know where to find me. Also, you have no validation to ANY claim you have just stated... and by the way, I have spoken to Brandon on IF...(you know, the ROOT admin that took your complaint)... At least make a viable complaint, and don't lie about shit that we haven't done... So... Elway and I will run Scourge however the fuck we see fit. Scourge wasn't made for idiots like you... I know your feelings are hurt about being bitch slapped by me... and I rightly don't give a fuck. You are already on the wrong side of me... keep talkin shit... PLEASSSSEEEEE make this easier than you already make it....
Fuck you very much,
Bad Mother Fucker
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2006 6:04 PM
Alright, my first message goes out to banner boy.. First thing Sweers, aren't you alittle old to be going trick or treating? Second thing, don't act like I'm your fucking friend faggot cause I'm not. If you call me "buddy" one more fucking time, I'm going to flame you so bad (cause thats the only thing the Scourge is good for - Sweers)you'll be sucking on your mommies tit ..(next to me) Remember Sweers, my ban on KMC is almost up .. Can't wait to talk to you and Captain Crunch!
Destroyer- Don't fucking drag me down with you bro... I always liked you man. But your starting to piss me the fuck off .. Ask Sweers, I'm not a nice guy. Dont fuckin provoke me bro. I got enough fuckin problems with my status on Scourge, I don't need you to ad bullshit onto the fire.. you have to relise..it's your bed, and you need to lie in it man .. You make it seem that I'm siding with you..but you haven?t contacted me or spoke with me in quite the while .. so what the fuck are you talking about? Whatever.. Sick and tired of all this shit .. Big fucking Soap Opera ..And Btw way Sweers, you?re a dick
-Secretus
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on October 31, 2006 6:31 PM
LMFAO!!!... Secretus is the Scourge Sith Champion and Slayer of record...
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 4:17 AM
LOL Wow.
Secretus: You never scare me man, you kinda suck, thanks for being my buddy!
FLAME ME!
Destroyer: Secretus is a lamo of the Scourge, kick him out, he should be busy attacking ss.com but he attacks me! He has no idea what his actual purpose is, and don't worry, he makes all sorts of threats he can't back up, or prove or carry out. A modern "pussy" if you will. Give em' da boot.
Elway is a power hungry tyrant reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 7:46 AM
Scourge are run by nothing but power hungry assholes like Elway (ultimate asshole) and his gay partner Badman, who created the godawful Scourge.net site.
Destoyer and I and the other Superdestoyer members are creating a new and better forum that will make Scourge look like nothing. Secretus was 100% spot on when he said that Elway and his anal admins are power blinded small timers. Elway and his admins dedleted my posts and topics i started which were all great. Ihat how they did that.
Lastofthebadmen and Elway need to think about what they have become, ignorant old men with not a bit of tolerance or cameraderie in em. Lastofthebadmen beleives his own hype and so does Elway, you both need to grow up and get lives old men.
Alex Sweers, would you like to join the new Superdestroyer when it is finished? We consider you neutral and a friend after what Scourge did to you by calling you names and spreading lies about you. We dont have a problem with you so please join us or atleast understand we think you are cool. Nice banners on SS.com. Would you like to design the new Superdestroyer banner for us friend?
Lipo34
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Destroyer (Don't mail me, jackasses.) on November 1, 2006 9:17 AM
Copyright infringement? I wasn't the one who handled the banners and images on the site, I just managed the forums. And second, according to D_N, you approved us of using it, thats the only reason why I let it on Super Destroyer. If I had known you hadn't given permission on us using it, I wouldn't have even put it on the damn site. And I don't really give a shit what you think about me, badmen, considering you and Elway are as twisted as SS himself.
All you had to do was contact me and tell me the truth I didn't even know about, then I wouldve taken it down. Atleast Snk16 did just that instead of pointlessly flaming me. He was the only one who told me what the hell was going on when I didn't even know what happened. He must be the only mature person on Scourge....
Tell me badmen, how old are you? You certainly don't act mature. Did you tell the IVF staff EVERYTHING? Like me not even knowing it was stolen when I was told by someone I trusted that YOU approved it? I didn't think so. And no, you didn't bitch slap me, though you did wake me up and showed me your's and Elway's true faces and ideals. As far as you're concerned, Scourge no longer holds any meaning for me, other than a group of poor souls following a group of power-hungry manipulators.
And you're right, I am a bad motherfucker. Thanks for the compliment.
Secretus: So I guess you're acting like a coward then? I am really surprised at you, Secretus. I thought you wouldve been the first to have stood up and not let them manipulate you and then throw you out. I guess I was wrong, just like I was wrong for trusting Elway, Badmen and all the rest. See you later, Secretus, though don't be surprised when they blow something totally out of preportion and ban you. If I were you, I'd get out now while you still can.
And as far as I'm concerned, I don't really give a shit what happens to Scourge. I'll fight and collect information on my own, I belong neither to Scourge nor to SS. I already know more about the SS followers than you do, and I do know where their homebase is, though I won't make you privy to such information, considering they're owning your asses back on UOSS. Looks like the so-called 'OWNers' have been OWNed, themselves.
Destroyer
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 1, 2006 10:05 AM
DN is NOT an admin at Scourge... Apparently common sense has skipped your generation. I am old enough to have been to war more than once. Being involved with that site on ANY magnitude makes you liable nonetheless... And tell liposuction to take the dick outta his mouth when he speaks, before I show the pictures with him and that goat to his parents. You people are are done... stay here and rot with your new lover, Queers... who loves being sodomized with toy lightsabers.... Pfft... you three are a joke
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 1, 2006 10:41 AM
Dumb motherfucker?.... no problem, you earned it.
RE: ALEX QUEERS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 11:11 AM
You don't know that for sure. No one does. Time will tell.
Wow, next you'll be saying that no-one knows for sure if Suttle is lying aswell huh? LMAO!!!
Wow, me joining the Scourge? I might as well spit in the face of morals themselves....Oh, and outdated proxy? Well, seems to work pretty damn well! HAHAHAHA your weak skills will never counter my uber skills, muahahahahahahaha.
FUCK YOU
Hahahaha, you have no knowledge about proxies anyway. You think you're anonymous, well if that was true then it could have been anyone trying to get into the site.
Give it up retard, the site contains no top secret information anyway. You just don't understand the abilities of adminship, idiot.
The only reason you know I snoop around on your site is becuase someone I told, told you. someone that I "trust," hehehehehe.
Hahahahaha!
Hahaha, goddamn.. I wonder how you come across in real life if you already sound like a paranoid weirdo here. You're probably one ugly motherfucker that you don't give a rats ass about how you appear to outsiders.
LOL. And also, thanks for telling me you will hack me, you totally blew the element of surprise away eh?, why the heck would you tell me you are going to hack me? A true uber nerd would keep his operations secret until the dirty deed is done. You sir, are just a talky man, no balls, just words, of which mean nothing. When you go hunting, do you scream at the deer before you crack a shot at it? Hahahahahahaha!
LOL. Maybe you want to be a true uber nerd... I think you're a fag. I know your dirty deeds and they're not pretty. Haha, you actually think we plan on hacking you, huh? I thought you were spying on the scourge, eh? Wasn't very successful then. Moron.
What does not having balls have to do with saying what you're gonna do to someone before actually doing it anyway.. Hahahaha, you have no clue about what you're talking about. Get a life sucker, we're done with you.
Secretus: You never scare me man, you kinda suck, thanks for being my buddy!
Why do you keep calling Secretus your buddy, you fucking faggot? What the hell is wrong with you? You don't act like a fifteen year old. Were you abused by your daddy or something, get a grip on life moron!
RE: Elway is a power hungry tyrant reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 11:31 AM
What the fuck is this shit? Who's power hungry? We don't give a crap about power. Do you think Elway would create a new forum solely to be admin or mod if he was merely a member at the scourge?
Also don't get weird ideas now or anything. Everyone thinks they can make an invision forum and get flooded with visitors but experience suggests otherwise.
Who needs a new scourge on the internet? It's pointless, just like threads with topics involving just one question or suggestion.
Didn't you admit some threads of yours were a bit unthought-through yourself?
And what is with reporting ShadowScourge anyway? It's a flamesite, originally made to make fun of Suttle and its followers and other retards such as Sweers. Didn't you get that idea until just a week ago?
Don't suddenly hold a grudge against the scourge or actually its members. Because the scourge was cool enough to take the banner off just a while ago.
Is this whole thing just about getting as much as possible with as least effort as possible or something? No chance into becoming mod at the scourge, so create your own. No chance in getting a banner made, so borrow one..
What was the whole motivation for this all in the first place? What started this breach?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 2:51 PM
WOW
Seeems the Scourge is eating itself inside out eh? Well, I atually filed a complaint against ShadowScourge, becuase they posted my e-mail, and harassed me, and wow, seems InvisionFree took care of that...
To Lipo34: Thank you for your warm compliments. I appriciate your positive comments on my banners, and thanks for understanding how sad ShadowScourge actually is. Anyways, I am sorry, I can't join your new group, I can never join any anti-SS group. Mickey Suttle is a good friend of mine, I will never dis-respect him in anyway, and I find no problems with what he does, people can't take a joke these days.... I wish you luck Lipo34, I will always stay neutral, feel free to talk to me whenever, about anything, I consider you a friend. Take it easy. And take it easy on Mr. Suttle.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 1, 2006 3:04 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! A real life love story!!! Good for you two to come outta the closet.
Queers,Lipo,Destroyer reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 6:17 PM
Sweers- I?m a pussy eh? I'm just waiting for you to call me a *n-word* next you racist. I saw your post on KMC. I think your just as much of a pansy faggot as Captain Crunch. And unfortunately, I can't kick your ass. Your lucky I don't live by your tricker-treating ass, otherwise I would have some fun with you, and your fag friend who also likes to beg for candy. Go beg for attention elsewhere loser. It's so sad the attention you need from people. To actually call SS your friend! LOL And then advertise it! LOL Your just looking for attention, even if it's negative. Your a sad little boy Sweers, and I feel bad for you. I have more respect for Cory Morr any fuckin day LOL.
Lipo- Can't really blame you .. I'm guessin your.. say ..about 9 y/o? I was getting tired of your retarted posts on the Scourge anyone. Have a bad day!
Destroyer- I'm a coward? What the fuck do you know about shit anyway? You don't know me mother fucker... If I get "kicked" off the Scourge for any reason ..It's because of me ..not because people are "power hungry and will blow things out of proportion" ..Unlike you ..I AM A MAN! And will take responsibilities for my own fucked up actions ..I may be a drunk ..but atleast I have a spine. Go cry to your mommy ..you and Sweers. Keep pissin me off ..PLEASE
-Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 7:09 PM
Secretus, I am not a racist you bastard, you always bring up that you are black, you try to use it as a token to try to make us feel we should be more kind to you, well no one cares, get over it, you are black, woohoo, I am white, woohoo! No one cares you moron.
And I very much doubt you could kick my ass, I bet theat you are just some punk ass pansy like most of the idiots that say "if I lived by you I would...." shit like thats just gay. Stop being a N1GGER, oh my goodness! I am so sorry! I said N1GGER! Who the fuck cares!!!??? Its a fucking word! Call me a cracker! Call me any damn word you like! By you not liking being called a word that represents your race only indicates you don't want to be black. Call me a fucking wigger, call me anything! Words never hurt. Don't let them hurt man! Just forget it! You are such a freak, I am really sorry you have gotton yourself in so many problems, you don't have to take it out on us, if you get kicked out of Scourge, good, all you ever did was make false threats, and tell countless people you are black. Get a life.
Teh Cracker, Sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 7:23 PM
You fuckin racist. Your just another white loser that thinks he's better than me! I have Problems? Maybe one day you should wake up and stop talking about your idol Mickey. When it comes teh the Scourge, It's none of your business, Mr. Middle class white boy from the burbs.. I'd know people that would love to rape some white meat loser like you .. some guys I know from Chicago tis all .. And I'm not tryin to "scare" you Queers.. I really just want you to stop calling me "buddy" ..LOL You need to relise something weirdo. Be careful who you piss off on the net ..cause you really never do know, do you? ..and your treading on REAL fuckin thin water fairy .. was that what you dressed up as? ..cause the "fairy" would certainly agree with you .. And I'm also guessing I have more of a life than you ..especially with your drunk Mom offering herself to the mailman and your Daddies out of town trips with teh hooker ..umm I mean with his business .. your life must be great .. Suckadick you fuckin piece of shit ..RACIST!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 1, 2006 7:31 PM
Sweers... what a pantywaste... The best part of you ran down the crack of your sisters ass and would up a stain on the bed sheet. See you soon.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 7:40 PM
Both of you talk shit an are idiots. I am nto a racist, I just tell things how they are. Oh, and I don't have a sister dumbass.
Secretus: Hi buddy! Hahahaha
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 7:42 PM
not a racist*
Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 8:40 PM
To all you assholes, and you know who you are-
Shadowscourge was built for the PEOPLE, not to be divided by some little jealous jerkoffs. Some wants to be an Administrator or a Moderator because they have a need to feel important. Everyone is equal in the Scourge Community, like it or NOT. Someone said something above about they "Posted cool topics that got deleted..." PLEASE let me know which cool topics these were. Yea, like Lipo's four word Thread starters are SOOOO important. WHATEVER would we do without them, I don't know.
Shadowscourge started with THREE guys here, then it became five. Then ten. All of us hated Supershadow and supershadow.com. We all decided to work together and help bring out the truth about this fraud. We have collectively shared victories and failures. We have had various Recon assignments that have been HUGE successes. ANYONE who wants to contribute to the Community is welcomed with OPEN ARMS.
AND ANY ADMIN OR MOD AT SCOURGE IS NOT MY 'LACKEY'. Before any action is taken that affects the Board or Community, I send an Email in DUPLICATE to ALL the Admins and Mods. I don't do anything without input from the others FIRST. So take that theory and shove it up your ass. THIS is why we work together, we won't fall into dissension.
There is not a single person who is bigger than the Community. I could move to Argentina tomorrow and never be on the Board again, BUT it will continue regardless of me, that is why there are others to help with it... People not wanting to work together is fine. And by creating another Board and not telling everyone about it, what is that? Sneaky, snaky shit that's what it is. Assholes SAY they had permission to STEAL our Banner, but it's funny how nobody knew about it. SO the absence of two little fuckin cockboys means NOTHING in the big picture. So therefore, good riddance faggots.
RE: Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2006 10:25 PM
elway is the man at teh scourge, he has always dealed with members and teh other problems fairly, and he has used good judgements many times.
RE: Elway reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2006 4:01 AM
So, Destroyer.... try to guess who I am.
By simply speaking and clarifying all doubts with Elway and his "lackeys", I can confirm all he just said in that post.
Before getting flamed for all this and the usual "OMFG U TRAITER!1one", let me tell ya this... You've got all the right to be pissed off and stuff, but there's a limit to everything... grow the fuck up. It just became fucking crazy.
Do you have problems with Scourgers? Hey... did you know that PMs or chatrooms exist for this, as well? Wow, that's awesome! [/derrr]
Look, just talk the fuck with them, dudes. If Scourge was actually power-hungry and meant something bad to us all, would it still exist right now?
As for you, lipo... I'm just speechless. Did you really fall that far?
Meanwhile, for the false Queers and Gay Barlow, I can only say one thing: Blow a goat like only you can do, or jump off somewhere and become AN hero. I always liked the real Sweers better anyway ;(
With that being said... You're all retarded and need to get a life fast.
How the hell can anyone get so worked up on this shit?
Fuckers.
- Teh Trayus
Re: ALEX "OMGREPORT" QUEERS reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 2, 2006 7:57 AM
Seeems the Scourge is eating itself inside out eh? Well, I atually filed a complaint against ShadowScourge, becuase they posted my e-mail, and harassed me, and wow, seems InvisionFree took care of that...
Hahaha, did you tell them that you sent your email adress yourself to Peter "trustworthy" Andre and claimed to be a secret agent man? Haha, piss off little runt.
You blame us for your own dumb mistakes..
Thank you for your warm compliments. I appriciate your positive comments on my banners, and thanks for understanding how sad ShadowScourge actually is. Anyways, I am sorry, I can't join your new group, I can never join any anti-SS group. Mickey Suttle is a good friend of mine, I will never dis-respect him in anyway, and I find no problems with what he does, people can't take a joke these days and I think he's got a great cock.... I wish you luck Lipo34, I will always stay neutral, feel free to talk to me whenever, about anything, I consider you a friend. Take it easy. And take it easy on Mr. Suttle, I want to suck his dick for the rest of my life. ;-)
Oh mommy.. people can't even joke these days, coming from the fag who lost his mind when the Scourge says he's a dumb fucker and post his hot male adress online.
Secretus, I am not a racist you bastard, you always bring up that you are black, you try to use it as a token to try to make us feel we should be more kind to you, well no one cares, get over it, you are black, woohoo, I am white, woohoo! No one cares you moron.
You fucking racist piece of shit. You think you can be excused of being more kind to black people? You're gonna respect them for you've got a whole lot to make up for.
Remember the white people finding food in New Orleans and black kids "looting" food?
Both of you talk shit an are idiots. I am nto a racist, I just tell things how they are. Oh, and I don't have a sister dumbass.
Secretus: Hi buddy! Hahahaha
You are a racist and a faggot. Just look at all those buddy remarks you make. I get the feeling you place male bondage above getting in contact with some nice girls.
Haha, at least you're an idiot who posted his hometown many times online. Just a quick peek in the phonebook and one of those scary big black men will show you what he thinks of little spoiled racist brats.
Haha, suck a dick Alex Queers. Fucking creep.
Oh yeah! And learn to spell retard! HAR HAR HAR!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2006 12:49 PM
Shut the fuck up Crisis. I never posted my home town. And, for the last time, I am not a racist. Just leave me alone. Get a fucking life. I never did anything to you man. Just find somewhere else to ruin, go play halo!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 2, 2006 2:22 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!.... Sure looks like Scourge is falling apart huh?... Queers, you will forever be a failure. You are so oblivious to what happens to you on the net... You are a world class idiot...
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2006 4:16 AM
So, big stuff, tell me exactly whats happening to me.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2006 6:46 AM
What happens to YOU?
Clearly, you're a record-class retard.
Ever though about suicide? :)
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2006 12:26 PM
You are not funny.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 4, 2006 11:00 AM
Oh that's funny, "leave me alone" then stalking me on KMC and fucking up the SS giggletime happy thread by your amazingly boring presence.
I think you posted your hometown here or on KMC one time, I don't quite remember.. it was probably your whole adress as well with you hoping you get raped at night by Mickey Suttle.
You know you are the fucking hypocrite here with your "get a life", you still can't get over how Suttle said you're a creep. Haha, he probably filed a lawsuit to you all those months ago for stalking him online and in real life because you're a retarded little faggot who thinks he's good with computers.
LastoftheBadmen is right, you are such a dumbass. You know JACK SHIT about computars. Har Har Har, everytime you arrive at ShadowScourge a big giant alarm for faggot alert goes off.
Leave us alone creep, stop trying to get in and even leave Suttle alone.
This isn't funny anymore, chase girls instead of adult men.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2006 11:48 AM
oh, its funny sometimes. I go to ShadowScourge in many ways, sometimes proxy, and sometimes the old way, hece when you see me, which is ok becuase you can't do anything with my ip anyways. You don't know what I know. I know something you think I don't know, but I know, you know? Hahahahahaha. Why the hell would Mickey file something against me? We are both good friends!
STFU Creep. Crazy.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2006 2:00 PM
Creep? Crisis?
Hahah, now that's funny. My compliments... you actually amused me, banner boy. Now go get some ice cream or something.
Darth Zoom reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2006 9:08 PM
I couldent have predicted this shit any better. Whatever/Sweers, I told you this shit would happen long ago when you first showed up here. You brought this all on yourself by continuing to wave your Mickey fan club card all over the place. So what if you walk the line, we dont care. If your a Supershadow buddy, a contributer to that site or just an asswipe, we dont like you. Its that simple.
Dont like it? Than move out. The same goes for the X-Scourge people.
Elway is right in that its a community in how decision are made at Scourge, and being an Admin or Mod there is no small task. To create a board on your own for the purpose of being an Admin. is just plain retarded.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 5, 2006 12:53 PM
Keep laughing, moron. You think you know everything, don't ya?
You know 30% perhaps about the Scourge and their operations. It must be real cool, like a hidden Super Mario level, all those secrets of the scourge.
Too bad you know jack shit about proxies. They don't make you anonymous.. AT ALL.
I for instance really can be absolutely untraceable for everyone including authorities. Okay, it also involves proxies, but there's much more to it than you will ever find out.
You're just a snotty brat who knows nothing at all about anything.
Keep trying to come into ShadowScourge, little hypocrite. You've been the creepy arrogant weirdo since you first came here talking about how amazing Mickey Suttle is.
Just have some patience, little brat. Eventually you'll hear the scourge's incredible amazing super mario like secrets. Now piss off, retarded stalker.
"I go to scourge in many ways, I am a good friend of Mickey" Hahaha, don't make me laugh..
Lesson for Crisis reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2006 2:40 PM
Consider this a free lesson Crisis.
When you go through a proxy, you are asking for any data that it has retrieved from the Internet that it has stored locally (cached). If it does not have it in it's cache, then it goes out to retrieve the information. In order for it to know to whose computer it must be fed to, it usually imbeds the IP address down into TCP packet. That way when the data requested is supplied back from the web server, it will be able to forward it back to your computer.
RE: Lesson for Crisis reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 5, 2006 3:37 PM
Hence, you have probably been bombarded with spam, because you use it too much. You are fuckin with shit that is beyond your comprehension... You make this too easy.
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2006 4:11 AM
You don't know what I know. I know something you think I don't know, but I know, you know? Hahahahahaha. I am so funny, I'm like a superhero or something! Hahahahaha, I can't stop laughing, I AM A MEGA GENIUS!!
YEEEEEAAAHAAAAA!!!!
RE: Lesson for Crisis reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 6, 2006 4:28 AM
So what are you saying? That I will never truly be anonymous with my computar? :'-(
Har har, duh.. I can be truly anonymous if I want to. I can access union web pages which you can't and which is full of highly illegal shit.
Not only does my IP adress change every moment saying I'm in Japan at one time, and in Mexico the other, it also says that there is a super mario like internat user browsing teh webz.
But as for Alex Queers, there is nothing HE can do, because everytime he comes around, the big flaming faggot alert goes off.
Har har har, you will die of aids, Alex. Just like Mickey and Cory. :-D
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2006 2:34 PM
The whatever comment before this one wasn't from me.
Well, Darth Crisis, thats funny, sometimes your ip seems to be from Japan, and other times, Mexico, China, etc, but you know whats really funny? Your ip indicates that you actually are from Holland, land of the Dutch, har har har!
Its to bad you belong to the same people that my ancestors were.
You give the Dutch a bad name.
Pass me the mayo for my fries, hahahahahaha!
No.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 6, 2006 3:34 PM
Actually, the Dutch booted your ancestors from Holland because they didn't want dumb people breeding and contaminating their country with morons. Unfortunately, they didn't burn your family at the stake. So now this country is going in the toilet because of rejects like you.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 8, 2006 2:54 AM
Hahahaha, great joke homofag. Dip some fries in drippy red water for me, little racist.
What the shit do you know about my IP anyway? My home computar always says I'm from California and when I feel the need to access internets through TOR my IP constantly says I'm somewhere else.
Come on man, at least try to say something worth while. You're such an ignorent arrogant idiot.. I can't believe it! :-(
Don't forget it was me who decided to state I'm from Holland by the way, little moran.
You figured out shit, because after all, you're just a dumbass who thinks he knows blablabla knows the noes! hahahahahah, oops I just made a retarded joke like you. :-(
Go laugh at your own stupidity and moronic jokes some more, bitch. I don't even know why you keep being obsessed by the scourge. Just accept everyone thinks you're a nut.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 8, 2006 12:49 PM
Actually... I just thought he was a cock hound, looking to give one of us a blowjob.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2006 4:00 AM
See? How the heck and I going to respond to that? All you guys do is post (only recently for some reason) random messages usually containing profanities. I can't respond with a rational agreement to your wild unprofessional comments. Its just a waste of my time. Learn how to properly debate, or maybe learn how to talk the right way...I guess this is what happens when a bunch of outcast nerds from around the globe are put in the position of individuals who need social skills.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 9, 2006 3:24 PM
Pfft... YOUR etiquette is the one that needs work... "professionalism"???... you have any clue as to what that word means? It has nothing to do with what you just said. I don't debate with idiots and ignorant people... I FLAME THE FUCK OUT OF THEM!!!!!! Your just a kid who thinks he knows what the world is about... sad fact is you don't know shit about anything... I'll take what you said as a compliment from someone who has NEVER ventured outside their own yard. You watch too much TV and think you know a shitload from the comp classes you take at school... You probably believe you should write software for Microsoft. FACT... You know nothing...
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2006 8:39 PM
Wow. I don't think that. That would be a boring job. Once again, you sir, are wrong. No one knows what the world is truly about. Thats a fact. No one can match wits with the ultimate creator.
Re: Banner Boy reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 10, 2006 12:57 AM
Oh, so now we are the ones saying random stuff. At least we're not the ones laughing about retarded jokes we make ourselves. Here you come claiming you know all about my IP or something, then you cut off all conversation with your arrogant attitude thinking you are the only normal one or whatever.
Perhaps you just don't expect replies to your idiotic messages. I can understand that as you haven't made any sense at all for a long while. Great job at teaching us a lesson you don't know everything there is to know due to you not being God. Thumbs up for you captain obvious!
Just get the fuck out of our lives, obsessive psycho, everything you say holds no value at all. The only reason you keep bothering us is because people talk in a bad way about you on the scourge or something? But what was the first reason of you bothering us in the first place again..
Oh yeah, you still believed SuperShadow was for real and claimed that true SW fans go to SuperShadow.com. Well, that bullshit has been over for a long while, so it's going to be time for you to accept we ridiculed you now and then.
I know it must be hard to set aside your pride, but it's time to get a life, banner boy.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2006 12:55 PM
Honestly Crisis, I have one motive here, just one.
I wan to talk to Mickey Suttle, I want to ask him what has been going on, and why he hasn't contacted me for so long. Thats honestly why I am here, to learn anything new about whats up with him, every day I think about what could have happened to such a man. I simply want to ask him "what happened?"
Thats it, if I could talk to him, I wouldn't have any need to visit here, once I learn the truth, I will leave.
I am sorry if I am getting in your way, you must understand that I am a loyal friend of SuperShadow, I would do anything to see whats up. I am concerned for him.
I also want to see Peter Andre and his followers destroyed. They make me sick.
There you go Darth Crisis, thats the truth.
Happy?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 10, 2006 3:36 PM
LMAO!... Dude, were you dropped on your head as a baby??... *sigh* idiot.
"BFF" LMAO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2006 9:07 AM
You actually think Mickey Suttle gives a shit about you? There?s maybe a reason he hasn't contacted you Sweers. You know what that reason is? It's because he doesn't consider you a friend or an acquaintance. Do you really understand how you sound when you type shit like that? I'll be glad to tell you ....STALKER! If I were Supershadow I would be running teh the hills from you to .. especially with that statement you made ..lol I'm sure you can meet some friends outside of your house Sweers. I'm sure the kids at your school don't make fun of you that much. And on a different note.. Your just the typical young white male racist. I see how you tried to turn your racism back on to me btw. Can I ask you a question Sweers? Do you have any African-American friends? My guess is .."well I knew this guy once, who was a *n-word*, who carried my moms groceries to her car." I?m sure you only associate with your own race, Mr. middle class white boy. Say ?hi? to your drunk ass mother and tell your Dad to take it easy on those ?business trips? he makes to Nevada. One thing I heard .. Your father loves girls with color.
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2006 1:21 PM
I have one black friend.
I have known him for nearly 2 years. He is a good friend.
Sweers' slave reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2006 8:11 PM
Wow! It's nice that you mentioned your family slave. But your Uncle Tom probably wants you dead more than me.I doubt if any black person is your friend loser. I doubt you even have friends that are white, much less black Har Har .. Don't try to be a wanna be uncle tom bitch=sweers.. your a fuckin loser, don't compare your made up friend with me wigger
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2006 11:51 AM
I never compared you to him. You have problems. And to solve them you yell racism. Typical minority. You need to get into the real world where people don't care about color, they treat you like a human being.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2006 12:05 PM
I doubt you even have friends that are white, much less black Har Har
What the hell is this? What are you saying? You are a mess man.
Its funny, you got mad when I said Nigg*r, and now you call me a wigger. LOL I don't care if you call me that. I am proud of who I am. If I was born another color, I would be proud of that also, I am proud about every aspect of me. You should be also. If someone is being a jerk and making fun of you becuase of your race, you have the right to defend yourself in any ways you wish, as long as you don't kill him...lol, still, be proud of who you are, don't let others tell you otherwise. Just please don't make all of the stereotypes that go around more true by representing them, the bad stereotypes that is. Good day.
God loves everyone.
Haha lolz reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 13, 2006 4:16 AM
Haha, you think your pal SuperShadow is gonna come here and see the tres cool wise guy messages you made? I talked with him here in the past when I kept spamming him with links to this place.
I doubt he'd try to read all this nonsense of the past few months though, he'd probably mumble "sweers creep. crazy" LOLZ!!
Buzz off with your racist attitude of "typical minority behavior", that's quite a line.
As if you know anything about how they are looked upon on and how less chances in life they have. LOLz!! You'd better apoligize to Secretus considering you called him buddy, weirdo.
By the way, I'd still love to know more about your vast knowledge about my IPs! LMFAO!! Maybe I should report you about my privacy just like you reported shadowscourge for hurting your feelings. :'-(
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2006 3:24 PM
What did I report?
Checking one's ip isn't illegal that I know of.
Anyways, you don't live in the US, you don't know how liberal people can be, and how EASY some minotities have it here becuase they abuse their rights as being a minority. Its sad but true, don't try to tell me otherwise, because I have seen it with my own eyes.
Our public systems try to really push us into doing all sorts of crap. At lunch time on my next day of school, we have to wear name tags and sit with people we don't know to be more social or something, thats going to be awkward.
Oh yes, and I just got my star wars hyperspace insider fan club membership kit. Its horriable for the most part, after Lucasfilm took the mag over, it rapidly became advertising more than entertainment, I calculated my kit contained 62% ads!!!! Thats not cool...also, they never gave me the original animation cel as they said....has Lucas ditched the fans? Seems we are more like FAN$ to him now.....So sad.
Lunch time with Sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2006 5:02 PM
WTF?
"Anyways, you don't live in the US, you don't know how liberal people can be, and how EASY some minotities have it here becuase they abuse their rights as being a minority. Its sad but true, don't try to tell me otherwise, because I have seen it with my own eyes.
Our public systems try to really push us into doing all sorts of crap. At lunch time on my next day of school, we have to wear name tags and sit with people we don't know to be more social or something, thats going to be awkward."
What's wrong Sweers? Are you afraid to sit next to a black kid at lunch? Or maybe an Asian, or a Mexican? Your such a sad kid ... and you call me a mess. lol I see by your VAST amount of experience in life (15 years, most of them in diapers)you have it all figured out...HAHAHA! And I have it easy eh? Just because I'm black? I worked my ass off for YEARS you little middle class piece of shit. It must be nice to have everything handed to you. You should think twice before you type. I'm sure one day you'll grow up to make a nice clansman. What?s next Sweers? Are you gonna make a wise crack about Jews? Oh, and I?m sure you have it so tough ? being oppressed and all at your school ..lol Btw..I hope someone steals your lunch money ..especially a black kid .. Fuckin faggot racist
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2006 5:34 PM
Wow, you need to learn how to manage your rage my little buddy.
Also, I just don't like the idea of sitting with ppl I don't know, I never said they aren't white. You always jump to the racism book. If anyones a racist its you. Don't call me a Klansman. I wan't nothing to do with any radical groups. I have no problems with Jews, or anyone for that matter, I never generalize, I just make observations. Sometimes the truth angers people, so its best to stay quiet about obvious observations everyone keeps to themselves. And in reply to you telling us you work hard...*slow claps*
Good for you.
Re: "whatever" reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 14, 2006 4:23 AM
Wow Sweers.. sometimes the truth angers people? Sometimes lies or racism anger people aswell. All those observations about black people getting so much help in getting jobs and stuff.. somehow I find it hard to believe from a fifteen year old. Your experiences probably include you being denied for a job or something and you immediately thinking "urghh.. if I were coloured, I'd sue them for being racist! grrr..!!"
You're delusional if you think "minotities" have it so easy and they abuse everyone. That's probably something your daddy told you or something.. hahaha. What, do you think you live in a left wing governed country or something? Do you think you live in Holland?
Even here people of colour end up in freeze cells packing food or cleaning industrial waste in teh tunnels. I know, because I worked there aswell.
But back to your other nonsense. You ask what you reported, eh? Maybe your memory is slow or you're just plain retarded but a few posts back you claimed to have reported that the scourge put your email adress on the site which was included with your moronic FBI email.
Though I think an IP adress is still supposed to be more private than a mere email account, but I don't recall giving it to you. So what's up with that, are you stalking again?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2006 1:26 PM
Why should it matter? You once clained you have the ability to switch up ip's.....
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2006 7:57 PM
claimed*
Re: Whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 16, 2006 1:22 AM
Yeah, but did I ever hand out an IP adress of mine?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2006 4:05 AM
No, but they tend to get logged when you carry our hacking attempts....
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2006 4:37 PM
out*
Hacking reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2006 5:42 PM
Sweers, the only thing I'm gonna hack is the pants off your mother. I hear shes a hotty. But maybe you can get sloppy seconds
-Secretus
RE: Hacking reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 18, 2006 11:47 AM
BADA-BING!!!!!!!
Racist reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2006 12:54 AM
I love how you act like ever other white person does Sweers. "I'm not a racist." you are so full of shit. I saw your racist posts about people from England. I do agree, Andre is a piece of shit but I see from your posts that you are a racists. Even though I'm "coloured" It doesn't mean I'm a bad person man. Sometimes you need to look deeper than that. I really hope your parents have taught you respect... but it seems they haven't. Your mother will pay the price later ..Hey Sweers has your mom ever had any Mississippi black snake in her? ..She's about to.. Har Har !! She loves teh big black cock
lol reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 19, 2006 3:54 AM
be careful, sweers has first hand experience with teh blacks. they took his lunchmoney once, now he knows how minorities are.
lol anyway, I never attempt to hack, sweers. I hack or I don't hack.
And I know for sure I never tried to hack a forum of yours or whatever you are trying to utter.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2006 9:56 AM
To the person that posted the "Racist" comment.
I believe you are referring to Andre's impersonation of me when you said "I" said I dis-like Blacks and people from Europe. Both are not true. I have never even mentioned anything about Europeans. It was my impostor(s). Please remember just because my name is on it, doesn't mean thats its from me. The internet can be like that, especially if many people hate you.
I will tell you that I never post or even check out any of Andre's forums anymore. Anything of "me" there isn't really me. Thanks.
RE: whatever, I'm a racist reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2006 3:58 PM
"To the person that posted the "Racist" comment" lol Like you didn't know who did? LOL Sweers, your such teh bitch. You really must have no friends or a father figure.Thank God for your mother! And I really mean that .. noone can suck a cock like she can.
-Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2006 8:05 PM
You need to stop talking. You NEVER have anything worthy to argue. You just keep blurting out vulgarities and inappropriate comments. As well as false and fictitious stories. You have no rational reasoning power thus you attempt to disguise it with pathetic stories you think are funny, and or offensive to me. Really, they are not, they just make you look dumber. For the sanity of your social status here, I highly recommend you take your flaming garbage Ebonics out of this forum, and into some trashy place, ie: ShadowScourge. No one wants to hear your garbled crap. Also, no one wants to hear your inconclusive points, as well as your insults that further corrupt the very nature of this web page.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2006 8:09 PM
I am sorry Secretus, I realize my comment above may have too many words that you may find hard to read, or you may have never heard of before, I took the time to learn your speaking style, thus you can understand my points without opening a dictionary.
You need ta stop jivin'. You NEVER gots anythin' worthy ta argue. You just keep blurting out vulgarities an' inappropriate comments. As well as false an' fictitious stories. You gots nahh rational reasoning power thus ya attempt ta disguise it wiff pathetic stories ya th'o't iz funny, an' or offensive ta me. Really, dey iz not, dey just make ya peep dumber. For da sanity o' yo' social status here, I highly recommend ya take yo' flaming garbage Ebonics out o' dis here forum, an' into some trashy place, ie: ShadowScourge. No one wants ta hear yo' garbled crap. Also, nahh one wants ta hear yo' inconclusive points, as well as yo' insults dat further corrupt da very nature o' dis here web page. and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
WOW reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2006 11:55 PM
WOW, Sweers, I fuckin speachless. Its true,
my "ebonics" have failed. Its great though, that I exposed you! Your The true fuckin Racist! WOW.. that was horrible ...You fuckin white piece of shit ..I love to sabre rape you like the bitch you are ... Time will tell you motherfucker.. ARG ...your fuckin dead! ... Dead man Walking
Re: Alex Queers reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 20, 2006 2:19 AM
lol yeah, I already was going to laugh about you saying you're not a racist or european hater.
Thanks for showing your true moron nature. This is just like when you started talking about how inferior united kingdom english is and thinking you're superior because you never ate some good dutch fries.
Also, you are just as good in avoiding subjects and talking random crap like anyone else.
Remember "I WENT TGO AN JOURNEY CONCERT!!IT WAS RAD!!", "I WENT WITH CHRISTIAN PEOPLES TO A PARTY AND IT HAR FIREWORKS!!", "I KNOW YOU DONT KNOW THAT I KNOW SOMETHING YOU I YHINK DONT KNOW HAHAHAHA!!!" and "HAHAHA I GOT UR IP WHEN U TRIED TO HACK ME!! IT SAID U WERE FROM HOLLANDS!!!".
I still don't get most of that retard speak. Sometimes I wonder if you need medication perhaps. :-(
hey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2006 3:27 AM
My name is Destroyer. I am also known as Darth on UOSS. I think that Elway is Mickey Suttle. I think that Smellway controls the opposition. What better way to keep an eye on your enemies than pretending to be the head of the resistance. Thats why he got so mad about Superdestoyer. He could not control Superdestoyer so he went mad at that. Resist Elway's lies! He is Mickey Suttle!
Destroyer
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2006 4:05 AM
I am no racist. What did I say that made you think that? I just made fun of Ebonics because it is the language of uneducated humans. Listen to the smart man Bill Cosby, he is a good man who tells it like it is, I respect him. I never related it to any race of any kind, although there is a stereotype of Blacks tending to talk like that, its just a stereotype, based on observation like all, but it doesn't apply to everyone Black, Ebonics can be spoken by any and all races, not just limited to African Americans. I also find colour fun to spell the British way. Same with sabre, its just cool and different. Even if spell check doesn't like it. I hope you all understand what I am trying to say, Crisis, do you need me to convert this in Ebonics as well? Or for you, you may need it in 1337 speak eh?
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 20, 2006 9:04 PM
What do you think American English is you moron?... It is NOT correct English... So go fuck yourself and your arrogant, misguided mind.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2006 4:01 AM
Finally someone has a counter-point! Well sir, The American English is easily understood by everyone in this Nation that speaks English properly. Ebonics is more difficult to understand, because its usually limited to Black communities or the few whites or other races that grow up there. That last fact came straight from Wikipedia FYI. Also, the American English is now proper in the States. The business world uses it, hence American corporations and our growing professional jobs and offices. Get it right man, if you speak Ebonics in a professional job interview, you are not getting the job. Fact, face it. Ebonics is considered to be a "slaughter" of proper English.
Re: Whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 22, 2006 2:58 AM
Hmm.. I stopped reading after seeing the "ebonics" used fourteen times. And no I don't want you to make fun of "minotities" again with your funny satire of them.
You're just like that racist on Oprah, he said he thinks all nigras are dumb bastards but respects oprah winfrey.
Well, good job. You're both fools. I bet you'd make fun of the dialects if you lived here in Holland as well huh?
Get over it that some people prefer to talk in a different way.
Nice how you avoided all other subjects again though.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2006 8:46 AM
What other topics did I avoid? Please tell me so I can talk about them. I have no problems on how anyone talks. I just think Ebonics is unprofessional. Bill Cosby said the same thing before. He is right. I also have no problems with foreign dialect, especially with the Ewoks and Gungans, oh yes and Wookies also. I know a handful of people that talk different. I am as kind to them as I am to any other person. I even like some foreign accents. German for example is cool, when its not scary that is. French is nice. And English is totally awesome. Variety is what makes this Nation so wonderful, it can also be quite the contrary in some cases. You wouldn't know. You don't live here. If you really want to see a racial outburst, I am not your man, you would be better off looking into this!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9sEUIZsmTOE
Now that guy had a little case, of what you would say Crisis, as retard rage. Its sort of along the lines s what Mel Gibson did, times ten.
WARNING: Video contains harsh language.
Re: Whatever reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 23, 2006 4:11 AM
Other topics included your hypocrisy about us saying random off topic shit and whatever you tried to utter about my IP.
But I guess you didn't really mean all that crap about your superior english and making fun of how people talk.
Now we've reduced it to thinking it's unprofessional. Gee, you back off pretty easily don't ya?
I don't mind though, I'd love to read some more bold statements and how much you've been through so much in life, dealing with such hardship.
RE: Re: Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 23, 2006 5:21 AM
This is an email the fake Sweers sent me once:
"I am a white supremacist who believes in the innate superiority of Americans from an Anglo-protestant descent. I do like some blacks but I think they need to be educated better and start speaking English more often that I can understand. Ebonics sucks ass. I think that all other forms of English are inferior to the North American version of English. The most retarded version of English is the one that the UK use. I hate English people especially Peter Andre. I wish we could nuke them into oblivion. America and white Americans are superior to all other whites and races. I am the ultimate American. I embody all the traits the founding fathers based our great nation upon. I am the American Dream personified. I am white America and it is me. The UK and its inhabitants are inferior. The UK is culturally inferior and morally inferior. I will prevail because I am f"?$%*g mint and the greatest white in Marne MI!! FUCK YOU ANDRE!! I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU AND ALL OTHERS!! WHITE SUPREMACISM WILL PREVAIL!!"
What an asshole eh?
Peter Andre
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 23, 2006 7:58 AM
Hey Andre, I don't care what the fake Sweers sends you. If you wanted to make me look bad again, you should have said the real Sweers send you that. Because I am the real Sweers. You failed again fag.
The people here know I am the real deal, so pack your bags, and move out of here.
You really have no idea what you are doing. You make up random messages and such. Would you like me to post your confession e-mail again?
Go back to the fake myspace SS and cry in his arms. He has no idea what is going on, he is playing you, and whats funny is you most likely like it. The truth is, no one knows what the real Suttle has behind his sleeve. Its fact that his site has been nothing like it was within the past several months. He is most likely in some deep trouble. As for you Andre, no one cares about you anymore, you are a wash up, your little sites fail all of the time, your only loyal members are Cory, and maybe a few other demented individuals, who are all 20 years and older....so sad. SS.com is for stupid little young fans, not adult 20 year old losers.
Okay Peter, Santa is coming on December 25, so make a forum about how you serve him! Also, impersonate his head elf! And make him look like a racist!
You got flamed.
Hahaha
Happy Thanksgiving!
Subjact: Alex Queers :-( reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 24, 2006 5:13 AM
That's funny Sweers, your latest comment was in the exact same style of the one quoted by Peter Andre.
And I do remember you talking about language a lot, like how dumb european english is and all (though the only difference is that yours is a bit simplified).
And don't forget your retarded wisecrack about dutch fries. Everyone knows what an arrogant prick you are. You may deny a lot but I think it is obvious that you see yourself superior to people of different countries and different religion.
It's just a shame that you needed to come out of nowhere talking about how "uneducated" minorities speak. Just utterly useless..
What a sad individual you are. And here you are making fun of people like Cory even though you're still as much as a suck up to Suttle like them.
Perhaps you should just slowly fade away from Dtheatre and teh forums. Just accept that we all think you're an asshat.. :-(
RE: Subjact: Alex Queers :-( reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 24, 2006 9:57 AM
Yeah Crisis... Queers only compliments the Dutch by reaffirming how stupid the religious right in my country are... And the reason why conflict and wars happen in this world. ALL based on an interpretation of a holy book... I'm sure God is really happy about that. Fuckin kid is an idiot and should be drug out in the street and shot.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2006 3:29 PM
Yeah, I am sure it will be you and your brothers and your millions of inbred cousins that will do the deed, as well as your father, that is, if you know who he is....
I never made fun of British talk, I myself sometimes spell things the British way just be be a little different, personally, I like colour, and centre. I like it, spell check does not, so complain to the software not me boys. I was also kidding about the Dutch fries, for Thanksgiving someone brought Dutch apple pie. And boy, wow, was it good! I had to have a second piece. So I bet you really get your hands on such apple pie eh Crisis? Lucky. Tis very good pie. I like the stuff on the top of the pie the best, and the way the apples were cut was pretty 1337. Good stuff. Anyways, about me making fun of English talk, it was most likely one of my imposter(s) of one of the Andre forums. Please don't be making these false accusations of me that originate from there. Have a wonderful day both of you. Stay out of trouble both of you, and also, SuperShadow hasn't posted or done anything on his site for a while, what do you think is going on?
Thanksgiving at teh Queers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2006 8:24 PM
Wow Alex, teh potatoes up your nose the cock up your moms ass ..All appetizers. Your Dad piss drunk and your family laughing. What a whore. Thanks for not getting involved though. I enjoyed it .. HAPPY THANKSGIVING Fag ... thanks for giving ... And SS is still laughing at you ..what happened Sweers? Did SS contact you yet? Did he hate the banners? Did he hate you? Did he hate that you keep posting on Dtheatre? LOL Mickey is laughing at you! He will never give you his pathetic site! Cory's got a better chance than your racist ass! LOL .. Atl east Cory likes the black man.
-Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2006 8:50 PM
You know, I don't think the world contains a person dumb enough to even have the lack of logic to respond to such a comment lacking an emense amount of sentient infromation.
Secretus, you really need to learn how to communicate, Ebonics would even be better than the way you try to communicate messages. Please be more like my good friend Darth Crisis and have a point. Or at least make your posts intelligent enough to respond to, because, I have no clue how anyone could possibly respond to what you just posted. You seem to post bullshit when you realize you have lost the argument, so you think reserving to being incoherent is your answer. Good luck with that buddy.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 25, 2006 4:21 PM
Oh Christ on a crutch... OK Queers... First off, since when does information become sentient?... Two, Secretus isn't trying to communicate with you... He is flaming you. Third, My guess is that Crisis will OWN you very soon... He hates you worse than Secretus does. Fourth, nobody cares if you respond because you make less sense than my drunk friend. You use words that you have no clue about, you THINK you are intellegent, fact is... you couldn't match wits with Cory on his worst day. Another thing there Hero... Even though Secretus may be buzzed... He makes more sense than you ever have on here.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2006 7:55 PM
Address me by my proper name.
I won't respond to such human filth.
Loser.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 25, 2006 9:11 PM
What a great response... Pfft... You are weak. Stay home, you are safer there.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2006 12:21 PM
Hey guys! Another email from the imposter Sweers!
"Andre you piece of English filth! Why cant you and all the other English b"?$%^&s die of the plague? I hate you for impostering me! I really wish England would just sink into the sea like africa and all the colored people! Stop impostering me you inferior English fag!"
Strange that he is the imposter telling me not to imposter someone!? What an arsehole.
Peter Andre
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2006 3:14 PM
Wow. Ladies and gentlemen,
that was Peter Andre with yet another piece of his crappy fiction. Stick to your crappy, and dis-respectful Pro-SS boards, you have no place here Peter. You are done, you are not a threat to anyone, and stop emailing me!!!!
You annoying attention whore. You get your own life, stop trying to pry into mine.
Re: Alex "Tiger" Queers reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 27, 2006 3:12 AM
We're not prying in any life here, especially not from the kid who stalks us everywhere. I see you talking shit about us having poor communication skills though saying "emmense" and "infromations" in the same line. Wow, you're a dumbass.. I'd almost think you do that on purpose.
But for the last time, get a fucking life yourself obsessed fuck. I have no idea what keeps you here but you're the biggest hypocrite bastard I've ever seen.
Great job on crafting a thousand excuses for previous arrogance. Not buying it.. Oh lawl, how you love teh dutch and english now, huh? What a critter you are, sucking up instead of sticking with your opinions.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2006 12:29 PM
I didn't say you were prying into my life, I was talking to Andre.
I wasn't sucking up, I love the English, Dutch, and everyone else. Remember idiot that it was my imposter that made all that racist crap about me.
You need to listen better.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2006 3:33 PM
You know what Crisis, I just think you envy me and other American because we get all of the good automobiles! I would feel the same if I wasn't of the nation that created the Dodge Viper, Ford Mustang, Ford Cobra, Ford GT, Chevy Corvette, Dodge Chargers...wow I can go on and on! Of course, German cars are pretty cool also. South Africa makes awesome cars, here is an example of one such South African auto makers that make replicas of great cars that surpass the originals!
http://superformance.com/
I know someone who bought a Cobra from them, its beautiful. IDK if you are into cars Crisis, but really check out some of the newer American jewels, or Superformance replicas. Have fun!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2006 7:18 PM
Americans*
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 27, 2006 9:40 PM
Why would Crisis be envious of a jackass like you?... You don't even work for a living, let alone drive.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2006 4:14 AM
I drive.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 28, 2006 3:03 PM
Your trike?... I drive your mom.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2006 4:39 PM
You are pathetic. I shouldn't be in the same place as such filth.
Sweers = Ritalin reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2006 5:39 PM
"You know what Crisis, I just think you envy me and other American because we get all of the good automobiles!"
Where the fuck did that one come from Sweers? Your mother should take you to a Psychologist ASAP. And as your father I concur. It is teh Ritalin you need! Stop spouting out about "how you drive" and all the cars you will never get laid in. I can just UNDERSTAND how you can't take all this abuse. I'm gonna cry you a fuckin river. Stop your retard rambling and take it like the fag that you are. Hope to see you on the KMC forums ?
Your buddy,
-Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2006 6:11 PM
Hmm, well, I am glad to see that you acknowledged that I am your best buddy! :-)
GO Speed Racer!Go Racist,GO! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2006 6:37 PM
LOL Sweers! If you think I'm your buddy, you must have NO friends. Sometimes I wonder what planet your from. Don't worry 'buddy" I got nothin but hate for ya. I got to represent, "yo" Try not to run over any black people in your expensive, exotic cars. And btw, "Ford" actually stands for .. "found on rode dead" .. ENJOY
Your best buddy,
-Secretus
RE: whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 28, 2006 8:17 PM
You shouldn't speak of your mother that way... She does clean up nice after a shower. If you don't like her, maybe you should move out and stop breast feeding.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2006 4:08 AM
I just shake my heard at the both of your immaturity.
Re: Alex ShakeSweer reply
Posted by Darth Crisis (don't mail me, idiots.) on November 29, 2006 5:22 AM
Shake your head until the drool covers teh walls. It must be pretty cool having been "impostered" by someone in the past. I guess your imposter must also have your email account then, huh? Because I don't remember you having any respect for europeans only because Peter is one. LOL
Just like "go put some more mayonaise on yer fries asswhipe!" comment, you really think I believe that's a joke and not meant serious?
I've seen you talk about how great your "country of home" is many times (as if you know a lot about other cultures), you don't fool me in denying being an arrogant moran.
As far as cars concerned, all I see is students and kids riding 100$ barrels when I turn on the television. I doubt teh Sweers family has cars superior to the ones in Europe and Asia but I figure you want to feel special like SuperShadow. I don't give a crap.
Anyway, maybe we should inform Alan "Tiger" Sweers that his little boy is talking to a bunch of 20-40 year old on the interwebs who he considers his buddies.
Perhaps your superior NASA internet connection will be held away from you until you're a bit older.
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2006 6:04 AM
S=mart
U=nique
P=erfet
E=ndowed with wisdom
R=espected by GL
S=ensational
H=onest
A=wsome
D=edacted
O=ptimistic
W=orthy of the Episodes VII-XII
He rocks! All hale king supershadow:-)
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by lastofthebadmen (No Email) on November 29, 2006 12:39 PM
You mean, All hail to his Royal Gayness!... What a scrotum licker... Your folks must be proud.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2006 2:38 PM
I didn't post the last whatever comment. I am sick of all of this. I am gone for good.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2006 3:19 PM
See ya "buddy." Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!
Your best bud
-Secretus
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2006 1:37 PM
Yeah, sure, you're gone for good... I'll be waiting for you in the next post, you little stalker. Come again!
- Darth Trayus
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 13, 2006 11:39 PM
6 months later I return to this page and go back and read and guess what I have missed nothing!! This page used to be fun, but the mindless ranting of whatever is more boring than reading a text book... Face Suttle has lost the battle he is nothing hes lies have been exposed and everyone knows Lucas isnt making anymore SW movies. Im sorry the legend of Mickey is no more hes nothing but a poser who got Poowwwwwwneeeeeeeedd by Scourge. Shadow Scourge 4 Life!!
Zoomlord reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2006 11:25 PM
One day little Mickey woke up and looked in the mirror. He noticed a big zit on his face that looked like a pussy. Upon closer examination he realized it was really his bestest friend 'Whatever'.
So he popped it, and it sprayed all over the mirror. He grabbed his cam and made his banner for his retarded joke site Supershadow.com.
Once in a while the disgusting little pile of puss squirms its way to little Mickeys computer, and tries to make foo with the evil Scourgians who want to rid the world of Supershadow. Too bad. The pile of zit wax dried up. And all thats left of Supershadow is some dumb-assed kid trying to fill in at the site and doing a fine assed job at looking like a retard fool humping a handrail.
What does all of this mean? Is the war over? Has Shadowscourge won?
Fucking right we have!
Fuck you Mickey!
Kiss my ass Cory you little wannabeshadowbitch!
We ruled 2006! We are as strong as ever!
Praise be Shadowscourge!
Hahaha reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2006 6:54 PM
Mickey's days are numbered. His site is dying and he and his friends barely update it anymore. The only one who still believes his bullshit is Cory. Btw Mickey, your new banner sucks! Should of got teh banner boy to do it, so he could really fuck it up for ya! Hope you have a bad New year.
-Secretus
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2007 7:43 PM
First post of 2007, the year of the 30th Star Wars anniversary!!
Woot!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 8, 2007 7:24 AM
since no one ever comes here anymore, I think I can start talking to myself.
grats on your first post alex! you get teh prize! :-)
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2007 11:26 AM
I didn't do that last post.
Zoomlord reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2007 10:45 PM
One day little Mickey woke up with a mess in his pants. While running to the bathroom he tripped over the empty bottles of lube lieing all over the floor. While he lay there stunned he had a vision of his new banner. With the power of a retard tripping on acid he then began to construct his new artwork that would surely stun the world, and amaze his only fan Cory.
Thats got to piss you off banner boy, replaced by the imagination of an eternal whacker.
Suttle and his girlfriend reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2007 3:41 PM
Mickey and Sweers love the cock.
RE: Suttle and his girlfriend reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2007 2:24 AM
That first post of the year wasn't mine. Stop impostering me, NOW!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2007 9:29 AM
Wow even with high speed it takes 20 seconds to load this page, thats crazy!! This once great thread is a mere shadow of its former self, but we will never forget the legend of Elway torturing Mickeys mom and the unification of the greatest Starwars group "Shadowscourge" We single handledly tore down Mickeys empire which is now a mere shadow(yes pun intended) of its former self. Shadowscourge reigns supreme all hail Scourge!!!!!!
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2007 10:35 PM
Hello!!!!!!!!!
Anyone!!!!!!!!!!!
Mickey!!!!!!!!! ....:(
Cory!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
Whatever!!!!!!!!!!!:(
I guess you guys are truly destroyed. :) :)
Long live Shadowscourge slayer of Suttle and his idiotic minions :)!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2007 5:54 AM
I am still here.
Muhahahaha
RE: Nope, it's not true... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2007 12:50 PM
SuperShadow is a fake! Visit Shadowscourge for the truth!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2007 5:10 AM
You're forever stuck with the obsession about SS, you will never leave this place.
Hahaha, what a loser.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2007 6:10 PM
Okay...
You are an idiot.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2007 10:50 AM
No whatever it is you who are the idiot "who is more foolish the fool or the fool who follows him" You know Suttle is a fake yet you continue to show your ignorance, face it if you want real information on Starwars dont get it from Suttle you get it from George Lucas, Suttle has no affilation with Lucas in anyway it is all a huge delusion of granduer on his part. Face the truth home skillet!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2007 12:07 PM
lol
You have no idea what I know.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2007 6:19 PM
Thats because you know nothing DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 25, 2007 3:57 AM
Today is the Star Wars 30th Anniversary!
Yeah!
May 25, 1977-May 25, 2007
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 9, 2007 6:03 PM
Sweers, Cory, and Mickey, but buddies 4 Life!!! Lol.
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2007 7:46 AM
"lol
You have no idea what I know."
Ohh.. you're so mysterious, Alex Queers. Be sure to put a lol in all your posts to act like you don't care.
Just like the 'whatever' name.
Too bad you remain an obsessed creepy kid in reality.
There's therapy for you though. :)
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2007 5:01 PM
whatever
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2007 12:11 AM
haha, wow the no lifer immediately replies. LMAO!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 20, 2007 6:08 PM
you are a coward, you don't even leave a name of any kind.
pathetic
In response to mister namefag reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2007 2:33 AM
who are you? What kind of name is whatever. You must be my imposter again. LAWLz.
Idiot.
I didn't even think anyone ever went to this place any more anyway. xD
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2007 3:27 PM
whatever is my name
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 10, 2007 9:24 PM
Whatever Whatever Whatever. Actually namefag thats your new name. Your soooooooooooo Gay!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!
You love Mickey we all know that.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 23, 2007 10:57 AM
Its a better name than Chosen One.
How unoriginal.
You must have a harsh life. Then again, you belong to shadowscourge, are they up to six member yet?
Hahaha
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2007 11:01 PM
I wasnt going for Orginality DUMB ASS!!! And are you so retarded to beleive that Whatever is orginal? Namefag now thats orginal and thats how I shall refer to you. I dont only belong to Shadowscourge I was one of the main guys who thought we should start it, go back and read the thread ignoramius. My life has been harsh ever since Ive had to listen to yours and Mickeys bullshit it as been nauseating at best. Why dont you stop being a retard and actually do something with you life. Like getting a job at the local dollar store. Moron!.
Mr.Suttle reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2007 11:39 AM
SS is God. I love him.
Sweersa/Whatever
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2007 10:33 PM
Awwwww thats sweet just like I love your Mom :)
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2007 2:22 AM
"You must have a harsh life. Then again, you belong to shadowscourge, are they up to six member yet?"
Has supershadow got 6 followers yet?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2007 12:19 PM
Thats funny, SuperShadow has 200 some thousands of followers.
I do have a job, its funny you mentioned it, good guess also, very close.
Hahah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2007 10:17 PM
Shadowscourge has barely any followers/members and there praying somehow will think Mickey will give up? They have no idea how to end SS for good. Cry us a river please, build us a bridge and fall over it. I'm sure your full time job of cleaning toilets are requiring it, negative peole.I have or had a secret weapon, but he's done. Doesn't really matter Elway.I will be so big (and am, lol), your pathetic site is almost gone. But your next site will fail too. Shall I post the Website? Or shall you?
Supershadow
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2007 10:32 AM
Hahaha someone got pwned.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2007 10:48 PM
Yeah haha ha we got pwned whatever namefag, Mickey is pwned because he lives in his moms basement eating cheetos and popping his zits all day long. The only really sad thing is that Mickey is still a virgin so he sits at home everday and downloads porn(gay) and plays on ss.com. Its his fake world and he isnt willing to give it up, its the only thing in the world that gives him power. Your right we may never take him down, because Shadowscourges members actually have lives and yes we get layed on a regular basis(straight sex only for us) our purpose is to continue to spread the lies of pathetic Mickey and the idiots, Sweers, Cory who follow him. Thats all I mean how can we really end it since it is the only thing in the world Mickey has to cling his life to. NOBODY and I mean NOBODY in his right mind really beleives this shit, if it were true it could easily be confirmed by 1,2,3, dozens of sources. Okay who got pwned! Come back with your lame ass comeback of whatever you want to say, the fact is truth hurts. Remember Im not the one making up a fake website making ridiculous fabrications, and falsehoods. So if you dont want to get ripped on you shouldnt be doing something that is so inherrently wrong. You know Lucasfilm wants nothing to do with you and wishes you were just shut down, but they also realize you are so insignificant to them and there billion dollar empire they really could care less. Even if there are only a handful of people who oppose you who cares I have made some great friends and got to here all kinds of diffrent views on Starwars. Shadowscourge is a brotherhood, something you Mickey will never understand, something you wish you had. You could have ended this stupidness and been beloved by starwars fans but instead you choose to be hated so be it, so be it!!
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2007 8:53 AM
Im sorry, how many followers did you say supertwat had?
If think you need some math classes.
the first number is 1 and after that it goes the number 2 (this is how many followers supercunt has) and after that is 3 (the number of followers superfucker wished he had) then after that is 5 (the number of followers superprick thinks about in his dreams)
next week we will learn the numbers up to the number 20
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2007 9:00 AM
Were those they types of lessons you were laught at school? What school did you go to? I bet they were even worse than that one above, your school was more like this:
the first number is 1, the second number is 200 thousand, the third number is 14234 million
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2007 9:05 AM
or mabye like this:
the first number is 200 thousand (the number of superbastard followers) the second number is U.
now i understand why you work cleaning toilets, instead of laughing at your misfortune, I should be putting my arm round you and...........shooting your fucking head off
Life reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2007 9:05 AM
You people need to get one.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2007 3:48 PM
Chosen One needs to learn how to divide type into paragraphs, and Darth Beck needs to stop triple posting.
You are all losers, ShadowScourge is almost done anyways, way to fail.
SuperShadow.com gets over 200 k (k means one thousand) hits everyday, tis fair to say we have more followers than you.
You don't know anything.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2007 7:43 PM
Who ever posted above isn't me.
I bet its that fag Darth Sweers.
Impersonation sucks.
And ShadowScourge is now gayer than ever.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2007 10:58 PM
Is that the best you can do "gayer than ever" I think you Whatever and Sweers coined the term gay, thats why your aholes bleed daily. Sick!
Heres your paragraph ahole. And it doesnt actually matter if you get 1000 hits a day when your are doing 99% of them yourself. Stop being such a loser and beleiving in something so stupid as SS.com, you know its not true so stop being a tard.
And I have a life, my whole life revolves around this bullshit, because I enjoy it so F OFF Bastars!!!
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2007 3:41 PM
Your life revolves around this?
Wow, thats the funniest thing I have heard all day.
Time to move on my very good friend.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2007 10:43 AM
Shadowscourge is gayer than ever? Surely you are more gay becuase your head is up supertwats arsehole all the time
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2007 12:05 PM
How mature.
Now we all know why ShadowScourge has failed.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2007 11:50 PM
The fact that we are still here shows we havnt failed idiot!! Why dont you get a life as well, if you had one you wouldnt be posting on here, but oh wait you dont. I am a kind and generous man so I grant you one last chance renounce your loyalty to Mickey and turn back to the good side. I beleive there is still good in you, Mickey couldnt have taken it from you fully!!
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2007 10:57 AM
the argument of maturity isn't even an issue, you think you or superbastard are mature? if you do then you are gravely mistakin my old chum, supershadow hasn't an inch of maturity in him, if he did, there wouldn't be a need for us.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2007 6:28 AM
It is too late for me now.
You do not understand the power of the Dark Side!
So now you are labeling your side as "good?"
Whatever, your side has actually committed real crimes. I am still here, and so are you.
But ShadowScourge looks like its on it's last leg.
hmm reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2007 12:52 PM
wow
RE: Asshole reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2007 7:05 PM
hahaha
RE: Asshole reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2007 11:16 AM
hmm
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2007 2:10 AM
Im still here Biotch!!!
Sweers, Mickey, Whatever, or random character go back to the abyss from whence you came.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2007 3:57 AM
You stand alone.
We are many.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 1, 2007 12:01 AM
I think you may be right I feel like the last of the mohicians, are you guys willing to take me in?
RE: Asshole reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2007 5:44 PM
wow
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2007 12:57 PM
Its seems Supershadows mistress really has gone back to the abyss.
RE: Supershadows Clone reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2007 5:29 PM
O.k...fine..lets say that Mickey Suttle is really GL's right hand man...fair enough..don't know if you missed it or not, but shortly after SS had bragged on his site about his lucrative contract with GL and all the money he's making and all the perks...SS briefly posted at the bottom of his site requesting donations from SS fans to pay for his website as it was getting expensive...then...the request was quikly taken down, and now he has removed the dollar amounts of his salary from his brag page.
something isn't jiving with me..but then again..he always has an angle...he will claim that his site got hacked.
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2007 5:33 PM
Dude..not very wise posting you personal information on the web.
RE: star wars reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2007 8:45 PM
holy hell, i didn't think anyone posted here anymore. So can anyone redirect me to the new Shadowscourge page? I was an active member at the old one, but I seem to have lost the newlink. THnkas a ton
-Darth Crimson!
LOL reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2007 6:26 PM
What happened to the ShadowScourge forum?
LOL
All of that trash talk, and they are gone, they gave up. SS.com remains as strong as before.
YOU FAIL.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2007 1:51 PM
Hey Darth Crimson, our new forum is here: http://z11.invisionfree.com/Shadowkillers/index.php
RE: Asshole reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 9, 2008 7:32 PM
weird
Hahaha reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 9, 2008 7:58 PM
Shadowscourge is filled with losers that want to be the real Mickey Suttle but our to busy kissing each others asses. Enjoy the shit cakes ladies.
-Secretus
Tacoboy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 12, 2008 6:13 PM
LOL I love to see attempt #2's fail.
It won't be long gentlemen.
RE: When Episodes VII,VIII,IX will come out. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2008 7:25 AM
The next episode of star wars would likely featuring real truth of the 9/11 attact.
RE: Mark Hamill reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 15, 2008 11:46 AM
really?
RE: Asshole reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 15, 2008 8:11 PM
LOL
STAR WARS: EPISODE VII,VIII,IX reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2008 3:00 PM
.THE HIDDEN CIRCLE
.THE REPUBLIC IN CRISIS
.VICTORY OF THE FORCE
Starting May 2021
~Cory Morr
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2008 12:00 AM
Cory you truly are a moron, by the way Kyle Kataran sucks ass!
Suttle is actually a mentally disabled man who lives in his moms basement he uses his social security checks to pay for his website, now thats living the dream. Go Mickey!
Chosen One (to fail) reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2008 7:05 AM
He is quite the opposite.
Lets see that picture of you with your 4 foot 3 inch Luke Skywalker budddy again!
lol Scourge is back...only to fail again. You need to learn the first time.
Have fun with Cory, he is the only one you guys ever talk to anyways...its like a driving a broken car, you will get nowhere! Just like you got nowhere with anyone else. (If you know what I mean.)
Hahaha
The nightmare never ends!
Hahaha
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2008 7:35 PM
Go pop your pills and get back in your moms basement freak. I cant beleive they let the mentally ill like you have computers in your moms basement they need to keep you locked up better. And ha Ha Ha wow thats really neat internet laughter. Dork!
Chosen (Special) One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2008 9:45 AM
People like me know how to fix and build computers. Thats where the money is at these days.
Hows the order on the Jar Jar Binks Blow Up Dolls?
I almost forgot... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2008 9:47 AM
Hahaha!
Chosen One to Nameless Gay Person reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2008 11:15 AM
Guys like me hire and fire thousands of nerds like you who build computers so thank you for making me millions and millions of dollars.
As far as the Jar Jar dolls the order is delayed as we are still waiting on your report for the ARse size I guess even though we have shrunk the hole 500 times its still not small enough to give you pleasure get back to us soon and your order will be on the way! Have a great day! Nobody cares about SS.com and thats what eats at you more than anything. We have already succeded, all that site is is an empty shell. -peace
Hahaha reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2008 3:22 PM
Yeah right, I don't think so.
If you were in such a position, you wouldn't be obsessed with SS.com, as you and your minions are constantly trying to shoot it down by continuing to start forums or movements (ShadowScourge) that fail ultimately, Shadow Killers or whatever will last as long as Scourge or less, and will have the same effect on SS.com...nothing.
SS.com is still alive and kicking and it will be forever because the nightmare never ends for you and it will continue to gnaw away at your life until you accept the truth that you will never win and move on.
Until then, hey, any attention isn't bad attention eh? The more hits the better! Thanks for spreading the word fellas!
Hahaha
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2008 7:13 PM
Whatever Cory, the fact that I am rich is what gives me the free time to message. Duh! Of course your Cory because no one else could beleive this crap. So you fix computers stop being a dumb arse and maybe I will hire you to work for me.
Mickey is never going to do anything for you so maybe you should just move on with your own life. As for Scourge we are a group of friends strong to the end, we have a brotherhood which you will never understand it is way bigger than SS.Com. We are friends who actually care about and love to talk Starwars. How could you ever hate that if you are a true starwars fan? Makes no sense to me. We just live in a world of reality and if you want the truth about Starwars you need to go to the official website. Lucas has many times over already said SS.com has never had anything to do with Lucasfilm. You can either beleive Mickey Suttle or George Lucas, but I tend to beleive the creator of Starwars and not some mindless nut.
Hahaha reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2008 10:14 AM
I don't "beleive" you are rich. If you have as much money as you make spelling errors, then maybe...
Most wealthy people that work do not have very much free time because their careers or businesses are very demanding of time and sometimes stress. No member of Scourge is rich obviously, otherwise the old domain wouldn't have been taken down, and the free (free, yes sad) site maybe still up.
Scourge is not even close to the size and might of SS.com. Unless a very inactive 2nd edition forum covering up failure with less than 5 active members is big for you...
I am not Cory, you would be surprised to find out who I actually am.
Hahaha.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2008 11:50 AM
"Scourge is not even close to the size and might of SS.com. Unless a very inactive 2nd edition forum covering up failure with less than 5 active members is big for you..."
*sigh* Yeah, SS.com is so mighty he and his bum chums spend their time searching our website - shows how much of a life you have.
"I am not Cory, you would be surprised to find out who I actually am."
Cory's dilluded twin?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2008 2:05 PM
Ha Ha Ha Good one Beck that was hillarious. And Becks apperance here just proves that we are still strong, he is just one of many. You say we have to much free time on our hands, I think you should look in the mirror you hypocritical fool! I wouldnt be surprised to find out who you are. At least unlike you we arent afraid to live a name to go by. You choose to talk you pathetic smack in complete obscurity you are the last and probably the only fan that SS.com has. Its sad really. No one cares about you anymore and thats why you cling to your battle with shadowscourge its all you have. What you dont get is we WON the battle SS.com is irrelevant no one cares about it anymore they know your full of crap and those Starwas movies are bullshit. We arent trying to convince you of what everyone else already knows. Scourge is still a strong group of starwars fans, and friends, we just dont care about the battle anymore as SS.com is not relevant no one and I mean no one other than Cory beleives in you anymore. Sorry Mickey. I know you need mental help and I hope you get it one day. You are a very sick individual just like Brittany Spears in fact I am even willing to use some of my vast wealth to send you to a top notch mental health hospital, but you have to want the help first. God have mercy on your soul.
hahah reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2008 6:14 PM
Please. Scourge is nothing. SS.com is twice as strong and WINNING! Hahahah. What is it you're going to do to Mick? Huh, what? Hahahah, nothing! Cause you can't, you idiots. Enjoy trying to educate that SS is fake. You've already lost. Elway is too busy with his new Denver Bronco site (They suck ass) too care about SS. He knows that he's lost. Except it guy, It's over. SS.com will live forever .. Hahahahah
-Darth Secretus
LOL reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2008 3:01 PM
"And Becks apperance here just proves that we are still strong"
Oh my gosh! Now there are two of them! Add that to the less than five active members, and a poor attempt at a reboot of Scourge.
We have Mr. Millionaire here, the guy who dresses up as a Jedi at Disney World with a lightsaber and posts them on the Internet. Hows Chopper Pilot by the way? lol You making the millions on the stage, or are you just a person in your late teens running an Information Technology business hiring and firing geeks?
We all know the wealthy work hard, but I don't think they would post a bunch of crap and try to be part of a dying cause against something that will always stand strong and will never be defeated.
Keep wasting your time, time is money, I am sure you, being rich know that better than anyone else here. Thats why you have banner boy make your CD covers lol. Keep trying, and keep loosing.
The Nightmare Never Ends.
Hahaha
Cory Morr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 14, 2008 10:41 AM
No you actually my worst nightmare Darth Beck..."Surprise!!!!" guess who, Scourge fucks?"
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2008 1:47 PM
Cory your an asshole, ive seen your kyle kataran skits and they suck beyond beleif.
you Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2008 9:44 PM
You misspelled,"Katarn" you bonehead!
Another thing. I'm in the works of uploading my fanmade Episode VII-THE HIDDEN CIRCLE opening crawl video. I suggest you check out Youtube.com more often shmuck. It will be there.
Mickey Suttle reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2008 9:52 PM
Mr. Suttle is not my boyfriend. I have a girlfriend...Sharone Wayne. Hotter, gorgeous and something you gansters will never get, "her."
lol reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2008 12:00 PM
Don't give her any bank account numbers or checks.
Remember what happened last time?
Her reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2008 10:18 PM
Your right, how is Lana doing on KMC? You think I can buy her off? :-P
Hahaha reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2008 1:54 PM
lol Go for it man, if you want to get banned again.
Zoomlord reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2008 3:38 PM
Ya know, I just dont know what made me check in here its been so long and with the long load time and all.
Cory, your a cheesedick pure and simple and please get over your Kyle Katarn love affair, its as stale as old bread and stinks of mold. (Did I just hear a horse?) Power to the Scourge!
Suttle quit your whacking, the world is running low on vasaline. I cant believe that tired old site is still blinding the eyeballs of snivleing little 'mamas basement boys' everywhere. Oh well, someday Suttle will move out of his mamas house. Just a heads up to all of my old friends, im still out here.- Zoom.
Thank you reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2008 5:46 PM
I?ve received your phone messages, your comments and your mail. I find you more of my fans than others,Scourge. Please keep giving me all of your attention throughout the internet. There is nothing like free advertising.
Thanks! Hahahah.
We need a plummer reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2008 7:19 PM
Hello? Where is Elway?
ShadowScourge just took a huge shit, a real clogger, and I need someone to come over here to rid my pipes of the great giant loaf.
RE: Thank you reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2008 2:07 PM
Did I just hear the sound of a little zit faced freak?
Nevermind it was my cat she farted- Zoom
LOL reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2008 3:29 AM
Congratulations, you win the worse reply reward Zoom!
Scourge reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2008 2:18 PM
You guys won't win come May 2021. Every Star Wars Trilogy takes 16 years to make. There are 4 Trilogies, 12 Episodes. Star Wars was always intended to be 12 movies. Like a clock. The Sequel Trilogy (Episode 7,8,9) and the Finality Trilogy (Episode 10,11,12) follow the same God dam plot formula in title, scenes, scenario and events that take place, each reflecting one another per Trilogy and Episode;
.I:IV:VII:X
.II:V:VIII;XI
.III:VI:IX:XII
If you don't follow the plot formula then your not a real Star Wars fan, just a loser who thinks your shit doesn't smell.
Hey Cory reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2008 7:52 PM
Don't take His name in vain.
You are talking about Star Wars man, chill out. Take some of the pills your mom gives you that you just hide from her and say you swallowed them.
Very funny. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2008 11:55 AM
Ha ha, who who, he he ho ho. Very funny but no.
Elite Hunter reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2008 10:45 AM
So Elite Hunter thinks I'm not qualified to be in the next Star Wars Trilogy? Well....I'm no Hayden want to be, just my own person. Tell Elite Hunter on KMC's Giggle Time Thread I'm coming to jump his ass. The only stuff I take is my grannie's good old hash from the cubboard.
I'm just as qualified as any actor. Hands down. Hayden is a good actor but acto evern greater. Anakin Skywalker was a pussy in the Prequel Trilogy, Kyle Katarn will actually have balls in the Sequel Trilogy. Btw I left my pot 50 years ago on Gilligan's Island with Mary Ann.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 9, 2008 1:18 AM
If Indy 4 was what Lucas is putting out these days I just hope he stops with Starwars now. Because man that was weak.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 10, 2008 1:04 PM
Really? I personally loved Indiana Jones, it was a bit farfetched at times but thats what indi is about - the others were just as weird. That whats so good about them.
Anyway, onto mickey. What else do I need to say really? You're an idiot - that will suffice.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2008 7:03 PM
See but Beck you are younger. My kids loved the movie they after it was over they were like that was better than Iron Man! I was like WTF. But serioulsy the major diffrence is the older ones were shot on location these were shot on a sound stage. The computer animation was over the top and Shai Lebouf did not delvier. The scenes with him sword fighting and swinging on the vines PLeasssssssse. It just wasnt as good as the orginals. But Harrison did pretty good for an old guy.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2008 12:22 PM
Yeah, there were a load of crap moments (the vine swinging bit probably the worse of them) and I really don't like Shai Labeouf. I have always disliked him since seeing him in Transformers. He is not a good actor at all. If they do carry on the Indi films with him as main character, I will be VERY disappointed.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2008 9:03 PM
SS says another Indy film is in the near future.
It is obvious Crystal Skull was such a success because of the genius of SuperShadow.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm
?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=232964462&blogID=351476613
SS is going to take Indiana Jones to a place everybody is going to love!
And ShadowScourge will cry.
Hahaha.
The Nightmare Never Ends.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2008 12:55 PM
Its funny Whatever that you even refer to yourself as a nightmare because even you know in your heart what comes out of you mouth is a big pile of shitola!!
RE: Mark Hamill reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2008 8:25 AM
POP
Apple must win its case against Psystar reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 18, 2008 10:59 AM
In a move that everyone was waiting for, Apple has finally sued Psystar for violating its copyright and has asked for the company's profits and a recall of all orders.
Apple must win its case against Psystar reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 18, 2008 1:02 PM
In a move that everyone was waiting for, Apple has finally sued Psystar for violating its copyright and has asked for the company's profits and a recall of all orders.
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 21, 2008 10:09 PM
Hows Chopper Pilot Chosen One?
Whats Scourge doing these days anyways?
Hahaha.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 22, 2008 8:16 AM
Chopper Pilot??
I have no idea what that refers to, but Scourge is doing great after a hiatus many of our members are now regrouping mainly just to discuss the new Starwars movie, because Mickey is pretty much irrelvant now a days and even Cory as abandoned his master. Ha Ha
The fun never stops lol
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 24, 2008 9:35 AM
I think you know what Chopper Pilot is...
Looks like the Chopper crashed eh? So sorry.
Yeah Scourge is stronger than ever, talking about the new Star Wars movie, while SS is sipping smooth beverages with the man at Skywalker Ranch.
Trying to shut down SuperShadow and redemtion reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2008 11:04 AM
Thats right I did abandon SuperShadow because he is a fucking retard with no life. Look guys what ever difference we had the past 4 or 5 years. I do apologize. I was a victim just lik Alex. There for I am sorry but I have alot of spirt and alot of heart. I contacted the Hickory NC police department back in July. The sargent on duty did mention Mickey Suttle. I told the sargent on duty that Mickey Suttle calls himself,"SuperShadow." I said he owns the website Supershadow.com and for years has been scamming people out of their money defraduing and conducting fake George Lucas interviews since 2004, also said he stole copyright material from StarWars.com when the there was the 2005 hyperspace account you can buy to go behind the scenes of Star Wars Episode III-Revenge of the Sith. The sargent could and probably wouldn't do shit. Remember on the KMC boards somebody mentioned that Mickey Suttle was involved in a motorcycle accident back in 2004? It was true, Suttle was involved in motorcycle accident but his it was't critical but minor injuries. Too bad it wasn't worse. Suttle's father Earl Suttle is NOT and I repeat is not a prosecutor or trial lawyer. There is no record of a Earl Suttle in the District Attornies' offices in Hickory NC. It was all made up. I'm working with an undercover journalist from the UK named Hank Warlock. Alex Sweers (Sweersa) knows him. I even called Pablo Hidalgo at Lucasfilm Ltd. So far no luck after 2 trials. I'll have to keep on trying. Well nice talking with you guys. May the Force be with you and take care. ~Cory
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2008 6:03 PM
WOW
If you are truly sincere in your words here I would just like to say I am proud of you Cory it takes a big man to admit that he may have been wrong and for that I respect you.
I will give you this it is obvious you have a love of Starwars which is what all of the members of Shadowscourge have in common, there isnt one of us who wouldnt love for Lucas to be working on more episodes, we just know that if someday it does happen, its not going to be because of Mickey Suttle.
May the force be with you as well Cory, im glad you have realized Suttle was just using you.
Sweersa reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2008 12:10 PM
Don't talk about me Cory.
I don't know any guy from the UK, it is probably one of of your Scourge friends having one fun time with you.
I have been ignoring the whole SS thing for years now...
Hahaha.
hey Alex reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2008 11:58 AM
Hey no hard feelings man. I undertand Alex. Are you sure you don't know Hank Warlock? I don't know if he is legit but he says hes a UK journalist undercover against SS. He has the SS picture on his profile on FB. Thank you.
SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2008 5:57 PM
Guys I think Mickey Suttle maybe on this forum or discussion board. Alex Sweers did talk to Hank Warlock. I don't think your Alex.
Thank you Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2008 12:45 PM
I'll be joing AFTRA after I graduate college. I'm thinking of auditioning for the live-action Star Wars tv series. It may require flying to Sydney but it's what I want to do. The only thing that would work for a possible Episode VII,VIII,IX is to just keep the Darth Vader clone and Dark Jedi idea. But add some ancient Sith like Darth Bane, Malak, and other. Not a clone of Luke Skywalker but just Darth Vader to give the saga continuity that the saga does revolve around Anakin/Vader a bit more.
Sweersa reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2008 7:27 AM
Looks like either Cory of Scourge fluffy muff made the last 3 posts.
SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2008 10:59 AM
FU you, your not Alex. I know it is you Suttle. Alex, wouldn't say such nonsence like you do. How did you find me or this thread?
Cory reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on August 28, 2008 3:14 PM
It is true. Cory has seen the light and is indeed working with me to bring Mickey down for good. I am a Journalist from the UK, and i would very much like to hear about any information you all have about Suttle and his site.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2008 1:48 PM
Wow, there are some strange people lurking about here.
If suttle or any of his bum buddies are here, grow up.
Darth Sweers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2008 8:21 PM
Alex Sweers is Sweersa. So that means Dearth Sweers was SuperShadow pretending to be Alex all along. Makes sence.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2008 2:03 PM
You say you have resepct for me Chosen One? Well prove it. Number 1. I'm NOT a retard, ok? My I.Q. is in the 100% range. I tested it myself. Number 2 respect my work for what it is now how it. Number 3. The videos I shot for Youtube.com were self-directed and shot by myself. I had no highspeed interent till the beginning of Augest so I uploaded different versions of Katarn. Number 4. I'm no longer a follower of Mickey Suttle or SuperShadow. I'm against him and everything he does on the net. So if you want respect back and decentcy return the favor back. I'm against Shadow so you and your gombas don't have to put me down anymore, believe me Shadow is already do that everyday by emailing me, the bastard that he is. Later. ~Cory
Sweersa reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2008 5:32 PM
Way to double post Cory...
You IQ is in the 100% range?
ROFL
IQ tests are not measured in percents!
Hahaha.
The Nightmare Never Ends.
SuperShadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2008 7:09 PM
I know it's you Suttle. I'm in the 100 range. Don't try and bullshit me Suttle. Your lucky I'm not there in Hickory NC. I'd fucking beat the shit out of you. Guys Suttle is on this board.
Cory reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on August 31, 2008 3:15 PM
There really is no need to have a go at Cory any more. He no longer believes the lies of Superstupid and is working tirelessly to bring him down. So, please stop trying to bash him.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2008 1:55 PM
I'd just like to give my two cents on Cory:
I can't say we'd ever be acquaintances but good for you for realising the truth about SuperStupid. I shan't be dishing out any more bashing to you as long as you keep a sensible head on.
You got it guys reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2008 8:35 PM
Beck and the others, thats a promise well kept;-)
Cory & Shadow reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2008 12:52 PM
you two should meet up and just beat the sh*t out of each other.
RE: Cory & Shadow reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on September 3, 2008 11:23 AM
Why have a go at Cory?
what do you want? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2008 1:35 PM
What the hell do you want from me SuperShadow? What is it you could possible want from me?
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2008 1:52 PM
First of all Cory, if I have bashed you it was before you renounced supershadow, and you yourself have bashed on the members of scourge for sometime. So you cant hold on to what I may or may not have said in the past.
I actually voted yes for you to be allowed into scourge, but sadly you have pissed to many people off for to long with you blind love for Supershadows bs.
I am not against you nor have I ever been, I am against Suttle and anyone who beleives in his bullshit.
As for Sweersa, Whatever, and every other alias he steals, we all know its the same guy over and over.
Its you Suttle a loser with no life, who has never been with a girl. So your crazy obsession with being Shadow is all you have. Its not to late though even as Vader was redeemed in the end you still no matter how far you have again, how many uspeakable acts and idiocities you have committed you still have the chance for Redemption.
Shut down you site, leave the internet, go out and live life, start a family and grow up. You can end this wrong, this stupid joke that has gone on for to long. Shut down Supershadow.com once and for all. Stop living a lie and choose to live in reality.
Its not to late.....
I've changed reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2008 9:27 AM
What ever fallin out we had in the pasted is over Chosen one. I have moved on from Shadow. Hes the enemy not me. I have grown up and moving on. I wish you and your friends well.
RE: I've changed reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2008 4:07 PM
past I ment. lol
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2008 8:02 PM
Never going to happen.
Just stay out of my way becuase the power and rage will always be all mine and you know it.
Don't close your eyes becuase once you do the Nightmare Never Ends.
Hahaha.
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on September 16, 2008 4:43 AM
Grow up!
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2008 2:03 PM
*Resurrect*
This thread wont die. Not until SuperPenis does anyway.
Suttle is a moron...
That is all. As you were lads.
RE: Darth Beck reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on October 24, 2008 10:06 AM
I like your spirit Beck. It is time to crush Superstupid.
Ideas for getting rid of Superstupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2008 10:38 PM
Hey if any of you guys need any help getting rid Superfucker let me know. Hank Warlock is still coming up with ideas to get rid or Supershadow. He believes Alex Sweers maybe behind SuperShadow.com and not Michael Suttle. If anyone has any ideas to destroy SuperShadow then let them on the table. I say kill the son of a bitch, hes worth it! ~Cory.
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 7, 2008 3:50 AM
Somebody call the psycho ward. Somebody has broken out again!
Cory has your mom finished setting up the room in your house with a metal door and no windows?
No offense of course, just you and all of the scourge failures stay out of my way.
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on November 10, 2008 8:26 PM
Why don't you grow up and get a life?
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2008 12:58 PM
The Nightmare Never Ends.
Soon the world will have Chinese Democracy!
You can't fool me reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2008 11:14 AM
I know it's you Suttle. You can't fucking fool me asshole. Get a life and get your ass up and outside instead of that hard chair in your basement!
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on November 18, 2008 3:36 AM
Not really a nightmare, though is it?!
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2008 3:57 AM
Pray you and your friends never find out.
You are in over your head.
Hahaha.
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2008 8:53 AM
There's no-one as stupid as Sweersa.
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2008 6:52 PM
You don't even know.
Hahaha.
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on November 23, 2008 6:00 PM
The thing is, you really have no idea with you are messing.
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2008 8:06 PM
Young Star Wars crazed adults who have trouble with sentence structure?
I better stop taking these chances!
To you Mickey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2008 8:53 PM
You know what Mick the dick? Your right! However, except the fact your a crazed adult Star Wars fan with poor sentence structure.
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on November 30, 2008 1:24 AM
There is nothing wrong with that sentence structure.
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by sweersa (No Email) on November 30, 2008 2:04 AM
The nightmare never ends. hahahahaha
This is Cory Morr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2008 7:31 PM
Mickey I just want to tell you something and this is coming directly streight from my mouth. I wasted 5 years of my useful life, pertaining to your pethetic lies and badly put together website. The Scourge are good people who didn't deserve to be heart broken by future promises, pertaining to Star Wars that you could never deliver, not even from the hands of George Lucas. Pardon me for borrowing this line from a movie. You Mickey are a "jealous lazy bum" with no future. If it is worth going to jail just to take one shot in your face, then jepordizing my dreams, goals and aspirations in acting, then I would take that chance. I would deck you so hard for millons of fans that hate you. 1 punch= 7,000,000 hearts redeemded. Get off that rock hard chair Suttle, out of that dingy dark basement in Hickory NC, get a job and have a real life.
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2008 8:12 PM
If my site is as bad as your spelling and mentality I am indeed in trouble.
Hahaha.
RE: Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2008 5:15 PM
No one is worse then you Mickey
Sweersa reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on December 12, 2008 8:54 AM
I find it quite amusing that Sweers is now pretending to me on the Scourge board. He is dumber than I ever gave him credit for if he thinks I wouldn?t know!
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 13, 2008 1:08 PM
None of you have any idea what is really going on.
And you also do not know proper word use.
Sweersa reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on December 14, 2008 6:04 AM
Yet again you show your ignorance. There is absolutely nothing wrong with my previous post. If you are going to suggest that there is, I really think that you should have a good understanding of the English language first.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2008 5:57 PM
Your ignorance makes this even more hilarious for everyone.
The Nightmare Never Ends, and neither do I.
Give up, stop wasting your time on someone who can't be defeated.
RE: 7,8,9 a stupid idea reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2008 8:17 PM
lucas did say that if he did make the movies it would be about twenty years give or take from the time the phantom menace was release just like he released it twenty yearsgive or take for a new hope.
Chosen One reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 25, 2008 3:20 AM
I just wanted to wish Mickey, Sweers, and Mr. Whatever a Merry Christmas, even if we are adversaries I wish you well on this day of goodwill. May the force be with you bastards. Lol. But seriously I wish you guys a merry christmas.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2009 8:19 AM
Thank you, I know I am a bit late but I wish you the same as well.
Don't forget to party like its 1999.
Hahaha. The Nightmare didn't end last year and it wont this year either.
sweersa reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on February 22, 2009 6:31 PM
Sweersa, how long are going to keep this pathetic lie going?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2009 6:06 PM
The Nightmare Never Ends.
Hahaha!
Never!
Sweersa reply
Posted by Warlock (no) on March 5, 2009 4:55 PM
What makes you think it is a nightmare?
From where I am sitting it just looks like a sad fool with too much time on his hands and not enough friends to make him see sense.
Whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2009 6:18 AM
Hahaha, they are still coming.
Darth Beck reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2009 5:46 PM
You know, whenever I make mistakes or do something wrong, there's always one thing to comfort me - Superstupid will always me more unintelligent than I am. Are you bored of this charade yet?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2009 3:56 PM
The Nightmare Never Ends.
stupid people reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2009 1:25 AM
Lucas has stated many times that he is not interested in any more movies and wants to concentrate on other projects related to the 6 movies, primarily between episodes 2 and 4.
And no, I didn't read all the replies, most of you fanatics need to get a life and get over yourself.
That includes the idiot that keeps writing fiction that's not approved by Lucas himself.
Stop being Bantha fodder!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2010 5:16 AM
I AM the fake Supershadow!
RE: Princess leias dildo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2010 9:02 PM
Why? In the books she has kids, a younger girl who, thirty years from ROTJ would be ripe and ready. Why bother with the old stuff when you can get fresh fruit right off the vine. BE HER DILDO INSTEAD!!!
RE: Episode 7,8,9,10,11,12 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2011 2:24 AM
I would like to talk to someone about my specific terms of agreement please.
Thank you.
Diana S.
dsemlear@gmail.com
RE: Episode 7,8,9,10,11,12 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2016 8:04 AM
It's true. All of it.
 CONAN THE BARBARIAN |
 CAPTAIN AMERICA |
 CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE |
 THE SMURF |
 COWBOYS AND ALIENS |
 BAD TEACHER |
 MR. POPPERS PENGUINS |
 GREEN LANTERN |
