The researchers devised a list of 23 popular shows that on average featured abundant sexual content. Programs the researchers considered high in sexual content included "That '70s Show," "Friends" and "Sex and the City."
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 7:02 PM
Hiiii! *waddles tongue* I'll be your boy toy anytime! I'm 16 years old and I could help you fulfill those fantasies anytime!! *jacks off*. No, but seriously sorry for being a sicko. Lol! I could be your BF, I'd fly to where you live and maybe we can f*uck! Where do ya live?
OMfG hi!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 7:21 PM
Hey! I'm the girl who you replied to dude. You sound cute and gross and disgusting and I would NEVER give you any info about me! Not even my e-mail!!WEIRDO. I said that I'd like to have sex one of these days and I already know it's this week or next week that I'm no longer a vigin--I already got this one guy who's been bugging me lately, so I'm fucking him, sorry!
Sincw when has a girl been on Dtheatre?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2004 5:45 PM
Since when? Since now, this website somehow came up on my monitor and I went to it. I'm not a dude. I am a girl thankyou. Is that so hard to believe?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2004 5:47 PM
Hi, I' e-mail you but I'm not a big fan of internet creeps. I'll admit that I am the horniest person on the block and e-mail sex is tempting, but I'd rather not communicate with an unknown person from a website. It's just scary dude.
yall are pathetic
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2004 10:35 AM
Anyone who tries to find girls on the net and want to cyber or jack off talking to them is pathetic, just because you fools can't find a real girl in the real world, your gonna really rely on Rosie and her 5 sisters, (your hand if your stupid), lol, later
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2004 11:49 PM
Yes, I've had an orgasm. I do the water method every night or every other chance I can get. It's so amazing! But anyways, how old are you? My name is Erica.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2004 11:51 PM
I do sort of find it pathetic that these dudes are questioning me...but if any of y'all are wondering anyway... My name is Erica, I'm 16, and I live in San Francisco, CA!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2004 12:43 PM
Erica here, I love Johnny Depp, talk back rich hunk!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2004 7:17 PM
Erica here, what part of Cali do you live in YoungNoble000?
Me, I live in San Fran.
I love me some cyber! just kidding, but sure, I'll AIM you! Wait, a minute, I like guys alittle older than your age...I'm 16 and I don't like talking to younger guys. I feel like I'm robbing the cradle when I do that! TTYL anyway.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2004 8:43 PM
Cool! I'm Erica/16/female/San Francisco,CA and I love older guys for some reason. I will surely e-mail you!
PS: I think I started all the madness on this thread. I'm just horny, what's the crime in that? NOTHING right.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2004 8:30 PM
Be quiet, fuck the law. I have a liking for older men, not guys my own age for some reason, I don't know. But I do know that if I want to fuck a 24 year old man, I damn sure will. Just in case YOU'RE interested, hey there! I'm 16, blonde and so barely legal (kidding about that part). I live in SF, CA! Reply! I'm about to be 17 this November which is even cooler. ;) Cradle snatcher? C'mon it's not like he's 50, get a grip. But anyway Give me your IM sn or e-mail, we can do dirty chat all night long! And please don't think I'm kidding here.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2004 4:16 AM
Erica, I don't think you're for real, but if you are, email me. I have a few questions for you.
MailMeErica@yahoo.com
I'm as real as the wetdream you had last night!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2004 5:58 PM
Erica here: you want to talk about real? I somehow doubt that your e-mail given to me is REAL. Dont think so mister. ask your questions here, I'm literally waiting.
It's a funny joke, but pu-leeze, if you want to be a child about things...go do that to the next bitch, because I DO NOT care. I'm sick of you bastards commenting on whether or not I am real. As a matter of fact, I'd like to communicate with real MEN anyway. Fuck internet hook-ups!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 5:03 AM
The email addy is real as you are. Yahoo Mail accounts are easy as pie to create.
I just was going to ask you a few strategic questions to confirm you are really 16 and in San Francisco. For instance, what are the names of the mascots of your middle and high school teams?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 6:55 PM
I go to Galileo high school. It is located in one of the most visisted parts of the city. Near the bay and within walking distance of the popular pier here (Pier 39). My schools mascot is the lion, our colors are purple, orange and gold. The name of our team, as far as I'm concerned is just plainly called Galileo, when we play against other San Francisco schools. I don't have time to lie, i'm really a San Franciscan teenage girl. Go to www.classmates.com and you'll surely see my school under San Francisco's schools. Yeah, my notes here are pretty disgusting but I'm not that bad. I'm actually pretty sweet, but I can get alittle (of what you call: horny) I'm a developing teen, what's not to expect?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 10:43 PM
No I do not go that crazy dude. Although once I have done oral sex on the first night and it was truely DISGUSTING puting a penis inside of my mouth *Ugh, I cringe just thinking about it now...* It was not right and I will not do so again. Regular sex is just my type of party.
Your question ARE NOT very important...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2004 10:17 AM
Erica here: Do you give your girlfriend head? I'm going to doubt so. It's just as disgusting. Not to be specific on all, but everything from the taste all the way to the awkward moments...it's just uncomfortable and gross.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 6:36 AM
Yea I do go down on her from time to time, as long as the grass has been cut. I find that I can give her much better orgasams that way. If you don't like the taste of cock you could always make him wear a condom.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 12:32 PM
Well I've never known a guy to do that ;). Yeah, I'll try the condom thingy, but my guy likes it sucked "raw", and I just don't.
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Posted by Erica_57 (PrettyChicka57@yahoo.com) on September 26, 2004 6:32 PM
Okay, when I gave my guy oral, I don't think he liked it very much. I was wondering, is there a way that I should do it to him so he feels more pleasure? If you've ever recieved head, what really turned you on about it or what did your partner do to make your orgasm feel good? Please explain a great method that I can use. thanks.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 6:54 PM
There's no method at all, it's not like us guys have a clit or anything just sucking it gets the job done. If any guy says he's ever had a bad blowjob then he's talking out of his ass.
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Posted by Erica_57 (PrettyChicka57@yahoo.com) on September 26, 2004 6:57 PM
Well not really, my guy actually said it did not bring him much (as in it didn't feel like whoa!...There's got to be some other way to do it. Hmm, whatever.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2005 3:01 PM
first off, ur 13 and you should really get back to ur school work and focus on getting out of middle/junior high before u start thinkin about stuff like this.. for anyone else interested, chances are unless u have pretty long fingers u wont be able to hit ur own g-spot, i enjoy giving my baby multipule orgasms and its easier to hit it with 1 finger than the 3 your trying to strech urself out with.... and honestly ppl, dont do it with just anyone, find the person you are truly in love with first and then think abuot getting physical with them, because it is so much better when you can feel the love between the two of you.