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By A random shemp August 20, 2004 2:47 PM
A trailer for the soon-to-be best game on the planet ever has just been released online. Come October my social life we become completely non-exsistent.
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This game is going to be without a doubt the best thing to happen to video games the last GTA game. It's more than a simple follow up however seeing as it's about five times as big as Vice City and has an unbelievable amount of new gameplay aspects to it such as the ability to change your hairstyle, gain weight, work out and get buff, rob houses and pawn TV's to name but a few. If you're not a fan of video games you'll probably just see this as the ramblings of geek who's had too much caffeine but believe me, among gaming fans the hype surrounding this game makes The Phantom Menace look like a mild interest.
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......snore 
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2004 3:49 PM
ooo..Grand Theft Auto.
If nobody thought of this or Madden, gaming would be so much better.
RE: GTA rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2004 2:32 AM
From what I've seen of GTA San Andreas, it looks like this is pretty much going to be the only game you'll ever need, I love the whole Boyz N' the Hood theme too.
ROCKS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2004 9:31 PM
GTA ROCKS MAN!! ROCKS!!!!!!
RE: ROCKS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2004 6:05 AM
Yes. Yes it does.
RE: ROCKS reply
Posted by sKillBot (travis@pulley.org) on August 23, 2004 10:30 AM
WMV sucks! SUCKS!
Why does the windows media player consistently fail to install a common codec for its own stupid format? Can't say how many video links I've visited that just play audio with visualizations after the codec downloads then has errors installing.
There are other videos available at the rockstar web site:
RE: ROCKS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2004 11:41 AM
Yea, I think there's a Quicktime trailer at the official site.
nice reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2004 7:58 PM
best game i seen
i'm gonna get it! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2004 9:16 PM
i didn't like the trailer that much but i didn't any of the previous gta trailers because they didn't realy show what you can realy do in the game. either way, i'm buying it for sure.
GTA SA reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2004 7:09 AM
the game is gonna be nut in my pants good
RE: ROCKS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2004 1:34 PM
You need media player 9 u fooolll!!!
RE: GTA SA reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2004 1:51 PM
If the last GTA games are anything to go by RockStar will release three trailers in total. The first one (which is the one we've got) Just kind of shows the atmosphere and style of the new city, the second will have more driving and gunplay and the last will show loads of action and cool stuff.
oookkkk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2004 7:55 PM
I don't really think this is the best thing to happen to gaming! if you think about it don't you think it would be a lot better if tommy vercetti stayed and they didn't start a new character?
VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2004 5:22 AM
GTA SAN ANDREAS SUCK
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2004 5:25 AM
JEBO MAJKU A JA SRANJA OD IGRICE TREBA BIT 10 DOLARA A NE 50 A JESTE VI PRAVI SOMOVI
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2004 6:16 AM
Let me guess, you own an X-Box right?
RE: oookkkk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2004 6:18 AM
No, variety is a good thing. Plus, this game is going to be over 5 times as big as Vice and it's going to have a fucking mountain in it, I am literally pissing my pants in anticipation.
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2004 8:10 AM
da person dat said dat gta san andreas suck is baree stupid and a fucking dick sucker 'cause gta san andreas is going to be the best game ever cause of all the nanggg tings u can do init.eg.rob houses, get a haircut, go to a gym, do four man drive byes,get a car wash, buy casinos, get clothes etc..
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2004 3:07 PM
Ooo.. i can get a haircut, AND get fat, AND go to the gym. Wow doing that in a game is going to be SO much fun. Hop off the fan-wagon and be objective. This is just Animal Crossing with blood and cursing.
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2004 2:41 AM
your a dick then it ha,nt even came out so how do you know
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2004 7:40 AM
You're just jealous because it's a PS2 exclusive. Vice City is currently the best game in the world ever and San Andreas is about to take its place, make no mistake; it will rock you.
RE: oookkkk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2004 5:17 PM
Hell no it would be wack.rockstar is puttin the hood in where the guns really pop.and what it look like with tommy in the hood.That sounds like a
racist comment.
RE: ROCKS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2004 5:19 PM
I know right.thats some bullshit.
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2004 5:22 PM
man fuck you.you is a soft muthafucka.grand theft auto is the shit!
gta multiplayer reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2004 5:26 PM
did yall know that gta is multiplayer?the website is http://www.multitheftauto.com
VALDO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2004 4:40 AM
whoeva sed GTA sucks is a total wanka. GTA is the GREASTST thing EVA. its the greatest game in the world. it even beats ma fave game of all time: zelda 64. n GTA:SA is gona kick vice citys ass. its the most anticipated game of 2004 n its gona b da best 1 so far.
RE: VALDO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2004 3:55 AM
Yea, I agree with everyone who's said that San Andreas will be the best game ever, I'm just annoyed that I might not get it on the day it's released because of loads of kids getting their grubby little hands on all the copies. It's an adult game, it's not for you.
gta san andreas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2004 2:50 AM
I think gta san andreas is going to be the best game in the world beacause finally u look like a true gansta
RE: GTA rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2004 6:51 AM
trust me your not the only one thats think its goo i think it is the best game that they ever brang out
RE: oookkkk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2004 6:55 AM
yes partly your right but it is good yo start a new person
me reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2004 3:09 PM
VLADO U R COMPLETLY RIGHT GOOD JOB AND NO LITTLE GRUBBY KIDS SHOULD GET IT THEY SHOULDNT EVEN BE LISTENING TO THE THINGS THEY SAY... WAT R THE PARENTS DOING?
rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 12:53 AM
Man ... this games rocks ... I tell you if they are going to get the PC version ... I will be the 1st 2 have It !!!!
GTA : SA .... cooooooL !!!
RE: me reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 5:00 AM
your ma s fat and ugly your dads dead hahahahahahaha
RE: rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 6:10 AM
I'm going to get it for PS2 because it comes out in October. As for the PC version, you'll probably be lucky if it's out by Christmas and the XBox version won't be out for a year or so.
gta reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 7:42 AM
fukin dick ya mad pure heavy dafty man
slimeball reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 7:54 AM
wow wow wow back a few posts ere slimeball i bet your one of the mutha fukaz who tinks that censorsheep is right well your fukin wrong everyone shud enjoy tha game init bo! excepot fur u cos u iz mental and should be playin fuking mario cart or iz you not old enuff to know wot dat iz wank ball i az been totally playin da games since you were a leetle dribble down youa daddyz leg boyakasha reaspect aiiiii!!
kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 7:58 AM
aye 4real i bet he growz up 2 be one of doze fatrhaz that says to iz sun/daughta no! u is not gettin gta iraqi nuklear wared 2016 aiii 4 your playstation 9 stick 2 little ouse on da prarie and bcome a buddist like your old man aiiii
shemp reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 8:00 AM
i iz not a random shemp aiii dat iz rude man back off or ill hack off.........your ed
RE: ROCKS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 10:16 AM
i agree i carn't wate until the new gta comes out it will be really good
gta game reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 10:20 AM
gta is a really good game i9 think it is the best around i would give it 10/10 i think it should have more missions in it because it is to easy to complete
Setting the record straight reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 11:44 AM
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.For every1 doubting the hype of SaN Andreas obviously arent into video games. This will b the most anticipated game of all time and if Rockstar keeps reinventing themselves pple will expect nothin less than2 have this much freedomI love gta reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 11:50 AM
How can anybody not respect the time n wrk it takes 2 create such a beatiful virtual wrld. Some People dont understand y gta sells so much. B/cuz so many wanna b ganstas out there don't really wanna commit crimes but have the freedom 2 do it in San Andreas none the less its also a way of relieving stress afta a hard days wrk which is y i cant wait. I will b 1st in line 2 get this game
RE: slimeball reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2004 11:15 AM
I don't think the game should be censored, just that 10 year old kids like you who are obviously too immature to play it shouldn't have access to the game. Yo down wit dat bee-atch!?
RE: kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2004 11:16 AM
Please learn to type. Actually, please learn to speak.
RE: gta game reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2004 11:18 AM
Which GTA game? GTA, GTA 2, GTA London, GTA 3, GTA Vice City or GTA San Andreas?
RE: I love gta reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2004 11:19 AM
Just as long as you're over 18.
me reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2004 12:44 PM
Is gta san andreas online????????
RE: me reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2004 12:45 PM
any 1 there
look forward to recompleting the turtles grandads reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2004 3:29 AM
guess what im only 16 and im going to buy all the copies so the grandads here cant play the game ha ha ha ya fukin wanks oh and i can cos im a rich mutha fuka
roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2004 3:33 AM
your right man actually coming to think about it. if it werent for all the kids who bought gta 3 and vice city the games wouldnt be anywhere near as successful and maybe us adults would be looking fwd to a lower quality version of sa or maybe even no sa so count yourself licky man. buy the game kids buy that mutha fukin game
roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2004 3:34 AM
lucky*
RE: kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2004 3:38 AM
iz you goin to tell muva fuking CJ to learn ow to speak cos i can bet you a hunred squid dat he will be speaing GANGSTA GRANDAD AND U WONT BE ABLE TO TRANSLATE HA HA COS U IS OLD MAN 4REAL HA HA you wont ave a clue wot he is sayin man cos you is a white boy who dont know iz arse from iz elbow 4real ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha eat dat slimeballer
RE: RE: slimeball reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2004 3:42 AM
waw you call 10 year old kids biatches you must be real proud man real proud please grow up man maybe you have had access to too many 18+ video games as a child
Gta: San Andreas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2004 11:30 AM
Who ever says that any of the gta games suck is a really dum motherf**ker!!!!! anyway for all of u gta freaks go to my website at www.freewebs.com/andrei_gta and u will c the latest info on gta san andreas and mmy e-mail is grand_theft_auto12@hotmail.com
RE: me reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2004 11:53 AM
Nope.
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2004 12:08 PM
Yes... Only that's notthe way the videogame industry works. People still seem to think of these games as 'kids toys' and that's why there's always an outcry from parents when games such as GTA are released. No one seems to understand that while there are alot of little kids that play games there's also alot more adults aged between 18 and 40 who love games too. It's simply the fact that they were once little kids hooked on games but now they've grown up and still want to play. The only thing that's changed is their tastes, for instance when they were kids they probably enjoyed things like Disney movies whereas, now adults they're more into movies like Goodfellas or Scarface. So it's the same with games, no longer interested in things like Sonic the Hedgehog or Super Mario they crave more adult games. That's where developers like Rockstar come in, they see a market and decide to develop games for the adult gaming population. Unfortunatly, many kids are attracted to the games they develop and when a shooting or murder comes about all the parents are quick to blame the games and their 'brainwashing' of innocent youths, thereby putting future distribution of these kind of games in jeopardy. I don't believe games should be censored in any way but I don't want the games banned because one little kid can't tell fantasy from reality. Maybe if the parents took more responsibility I'd change my mind but as they always look for the easy scapegoat I can't see this happening.
RE: GTA rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2004 4:30 PM
do u kno everything or a lot of the stuff it'll have?
gta reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2004 5:23 PM
this game is gonna kick ass thats all i kno
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 3:57 AM
man you no im right u just cant admit it and although it may say 18+ on the coverc i know 4 sure r* is saying com on kidz give us your money and dont murder anyone and give us bad publicity i somewhat doubt that rockstar is aiming sa at the 30+ category if u ask me sa is aimed at the kids man all the way roll on
18+ only insurance reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 4:02 AM
if u ask me the debate stops here(i know no 1 asked me)18+ is only insurance so if sum kid does go crazy and run a few ppl over in thier combine harvester(btw cant fukin wait to do that in the game lol, i know im just a big kid)they can just turn around and say hey the kid shouldnt have had the game its 18+ ha ha ha ha ha you cant touch us we the hop scotch mastassss
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 4:06 AM
listen to bill gates here "thats not the way the video games industry works" how the fuk would you know jack ass!! you need to fukin grow up if u ask me asshole if u were in someway at all involved in the industry except for buyin the fukin games you wouldnt be talkin shit on sum website
RE: kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 4:10 AM
leave the kid alone he only wants 2 enjoy sa like every1 else the kids that murder poeole are only an isolated few special cases man every1 should enjoy the game they are harmless fun
RE: ur gay reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 4:21 AM
u r a sad cunt
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 4:26 AM
Fine, keep thinking that if it makes you feel better.
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 4:27 AM
Actually, I'm a professional games tester.
RE: slimeball reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 4:29 AM
Maybe. Bee-atch!
RE: kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 4:31 AM
Hey, I'm down with the whole street talk ma niggar, I watch Boyz N' the Hood... I'm hip.
Tucatucatucatuctuca...
RE: 18 only insurance reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 4:33 AM
Actually, it's the censorship board that give the game a +18 rating, not RockStar.
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 9:47 AM
Rockstar is targeting San Andreas at the 18+ market, hence it being rated 18+ you fucking moron.
RE: me reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 9:50 AM
HE IS!!!!????
smartass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 1:57 PM
no 1 likes u ass hole but wot he says is right the same thing happened in the uk with manhunt sum dude went crazy and killed sum folk with a plastic bag and r* said that the kid shouldnt have had the game cos he woz only 17 ha ha
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 2:00 PM
yeah a fucking pro dick jockey more like. a take it they're gonna send you in by stealth bomber to dundee to test sa lol you fukin loony wake up u aint fit to test a jigsaw puzzle
RE: kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 2:03 PM
u 1 of those guys who walks down the street40 y oand wears an N.E.R.D spec edit cap lol go home gay piece
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2004 2:28 PM
is that y games are not up 2 scratch cos we have retards testin them lol
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2004 1:23 AM
look listen to the dude a few posts down "actaully its not r* who give it 18+ its cencorship board" ha ha ha ha you fukin dick dribble therefor r* isnt targeting the 18+ market at all they're just makin a game
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2004 3:19 AM
last word
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2004 3:21 AM
fuck man a car wash i cant wait to do that in a game pmsl wiit a minute i can get 10 times the thrill by doin it in real life woooooohoooooooo bye...
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2004 6:39 AM
Yea, but if you then killed the car wash attendent in real life you'd go to jail.
RE: kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2004 6:43 AM
Yo foo! Y iz U hatn' on me bwoy? Man, yoos waits till a' go git ma AK an open up a hole can O' whoopass on yo gay ass bitch foo! Better re-cog-nise fore I bust a cap in yo ass!
Peace out.
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2004 6:49 AM
Come on don't be so dumb. Do you really not think RockStar know that by including things like the ability to have sex with hookers and then kill them or all the drug references in the game won't get it an +18 rating? If they wanted to make a game that catered for the under 18 market then they wouldn't include features aimed at over 18's.
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2004 6:50 AM
Whatever dude, all I know is that I get paid to play games.
RE: smartass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2004 6:53 AM
Actually he killed him with a claw hammer and it was later found out that the copy of Manhunt that the kid was supposedly so hooked on actually belonged to the victim.
faggot reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2004 1:42 PM
waw its a shame that kid didnt bump in2 you that day and perhaps i wouldnt have to read your pish
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2004 1:44 PM
yeah whatever dude all i know is you tell lies and are probably disabled in the head
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2004 1:46 PM
naaah i only got 6 months community service not bad that attendant was a real prick
RE: kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2004 1:49 PM
whoopass????...u must feel like a royal triad gimp
RE: smartass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2004 1:52 PM
you had better tell rock* to correct there statement they released to the press then and make a full blown apology. who is this retard /\/\/\/\/\
whack reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2004 1:57 PM
this site is fukin braw as fuck keep up this shit and btw sum off the statements are fukin epic eg. fly you in2 dundee in stealth bomber. craked me up and also listen 2 bill gatesthat guys sum laf ha ha ha ha ha ha and wot makes it worse is that you guys reply 2 his posts and take the bait and sum asshole will probably reply 2 this ha ha cant you see when youare gettin the piss taken out ofyou you stupid ass american fuckbags ha ha ha no 1 likes you thats y u her attaked all the time ha ha ha propa cranks a tell thee
RE: Gta: San Andreas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2004 1:59 PM
your websites shit pull your finger out and make an effort fed up with part timers
RE: faggot reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2004 2:02 PM
btw a woz tokin 2 the secornd reply 2 smartass thank you
RE: ......snore reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2004 5:26 PM
You're such a fuckin' dumbass you know that, GTA is the best and well be the best... Go fuck yourselfi nthe bathroom, fag...
RE: whack reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 3:41 AM
Well I guess I'm an asshole then. But at least I'm not a fucking council Estate Chav like you.
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 3:43 AM
Did you tell the police that you played GTA and it brainwashed you into doing it?
RE: kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 3:52 AM
U aint down wit da street talk niggar? Man, yous wait while I iz bustn' yo up sum ryhmes foo!
First off the snitch and that identity he claim
Fuck Dre partial, and emineim
Plus the world heard it before, they tired of them
And they waiting for that thug shit from Rule' again
And Proof can bomb Proof your hummer then
Put a vest on yourself and your chilld-ren
Teacher be scared of death of them muderin'
Niggaz that like to put holes through chins'
In case y'all don't know about my savages
They'll kidnap you kid's, put em over a bridge
Got em'reminiscing to N-O-T-O-R-I-O-U-S
you just lay down slow
I blaze out in the six while letting the fifth go
I think "Big" as if I was wanted on deathrow
We tha world famous, murder inc we infamious
Fo' making bangers, and bangin' hammers shit
Fo Shizzel ma Nizzel ass bizzel bro!
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 3:55 AM
You know that for a fact do you? Well all I know is that I hope you die from cancer of the ass.
RE: faggot reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 4:00 AM
The mother of the victim started a campaign to rid the world of violent games after her son was killed but then it transpired that the game had belonged to her son. How did he get it? Either the store let him buy it himself in which case she wasn't paying enough attention to his social life or she bought it for him herself in which case she's a total hipocrite.
RE: whack reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2004 6:54 AM
They have to have the ratings in place otherwise they would be easy targets for lawsuits. I would much rather underage kids not be allowed to get at the game if it means R* have a rock solid defence against any liberal dousche who wants to ban violence. You have to take what u can get in life, and most of us want what we cant have. Kids shouldnt be allowed GTA but they are, if their parents let them, but if we took away the ratings you could say good bye to any remotely entertaining form of entertainment and welcome in the new age of strict laws where the only types of games available will be Pokemon or Sonic.
RE: kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2004 7:45 AM
yaeh i got that cd too and dont go sayin niggar white boy or uncle tom will go bust you a new ass hole
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2004 7:47 AM
havin sex with hookers i dont remember that i canremember cars bouncin 4 no reason though ha ha
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2004 7:50 AM
ha ha whats funnier than a kid falling over...a diabled kid falling over...wots funnier than that...a kid with downsyndrome falling over ha ha ha that shit cracks me up....whats funnier than a kid dropping a cake....a fat kid droppin a cake...wots funnier thanthat....a fat kid with downsyndrome droppin a cake a.k.a you ya total wankball
RE: whack reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2004 7:54 AM
a council estate chav i am not ..i wear a suit to work if anything im a fake businessman
RE: whack reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2004 7:57 AM
www.chavscum.co.uk well worth a look
RE: whack reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2004 8:18 AM
www.glesganed.com
RE: whack reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2004 5:35 AM
The websites damn funny, as an American I was wondering what the Hell a chav was but now I realize. We have people just like that here except we call them 'people from Arkansas'
RE: kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2004 5:39 AM
Man! Dat shit iz wack! Y U B haten' on me bwoy? U iz definately a batty bumbafluff if u iz tinkin' I ain't down wit da getto fly bizznic ma posse eye foo!
Gets your stinkn' foo shit outta ma face wit dat shit bee-atch!
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2004 5:42 AM
Get your daddy to explain it to you.
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2004 5:45 AM
Arguing over the internet is like competing in the speacial Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded.
RE: GTA rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2004 5:04 AM
i agree... i feel as if it has the boyz in the hood theme, i mean just look at character similarities
RE: oookkkk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2004 5:07 AM
you clearly dont know what you are talking about. have YOU even played any of the gta series, i thought vice city looked good but this looks brilliant
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2004 5:08 AM
what the fuck are you smoking man...cos i definetly dont want any
gta greatness reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2004 5:13 AM
whoever said that gta sa looked crap all i can say to all of you is......................GO PLAY IN THE SEWERS AND COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE GOT A GRIP OF YOURSELVES!
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2004 5:20 AM
this is david mcquiston by the way
what the f**k are you on how can you say that when you havent even played it ya nob
RE: gta greatness reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2004 8:22 AM
That makes absolutely NO sense.
RE: what are you talking about reply
Posted by elephantman (elephantman) on September 21, 2004 1:43 AM
you are a loser
RE: gta greatness reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 7:27 AM
did anyone actually say sa looked crap?
RE: faggot reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 7:32 AM
erm playing games isn't part of most ppls social life you billy no mates
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 7:34 AM
the speacial olympics wtf is that is that for true natural born winners like myself or for people who cant spell the word special
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 6:41 AM
Because the game is released on October 22nd so unless you've got a time machine and travel into the future you can't have played it yet.
RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 6:44 AM
Typos happen dude, grow up and get over it. Oh, and by the way, I don't think you'd look out of place in the 'special' Olympics.
RE: faggot reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 6:47 AM
Actually it is. About 65% of the general population play videogames at some level, whether they're hardcore gamers or just play from time to time.
RE: gta greatness reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 6:49 AM
What you gonna do bwoy? Pop a cap in ma ass?
RE: New Trailer! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 9:02 AM
There's a brand new trailer now online at the offical site. Those of you who weren't impressed by the first trailer should check it out, it's packed full of car chases and action.
RE: New Trailer! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 12:47 AM
i want 2 see sum1 gettin shot in a trailer or mowed down please hurry up with the gd stuff R*
RE: New Trailer! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 6:30 AM
You'll be able to do that to your hearts content in the actual game, is your blood lust so high that unless you see people getting their brains blow out you're not impressed? What about the bit when he jumps over the road block on the bike as it explodes? Don't tell me you didn't think that was cool.
RE: New Trailer! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 11:10 AM
it was epic man i must admit an it the "ragdoll" looks the shit aswell the real deal thats why i just wana c more u know
RE: New Trailer! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 11:14 AM
yeah we already know how cool everything else looks
RE: New Trailer! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 6:21 PM
I'm still not sure if there definately is ragdoll physics in the game. When they get blown up it kind of looks like a pre-set animation. I hope I'm wrong but we'll have to wait until it's confirmed.
RE: New Trailer! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2004 3:03 AM
R* aint 1 4 conning ppl wot u c is ussually wot u get
RE: New Trailer! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 28, 2004 3:08 AM
So what are you saying?
RE: New Trailer! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2004 6:50 AM
A few observations:
There appears to be a Large highway in southern San Fierro, amongst countryside... possible southern island?
Two Fallen Trees? Are they towns, or actual fallen trees?
Where does the Easter tunnel go to? Note: dotted lines are city boundaries, they don't stand for the tunnel.
Will the docks in San Fransisco with the clock tower, that are on the Embarcadero, make an appearance in San Fierro? Most likely because in SF they aren't used much and newer docks, I believe, have been built elsewhere (Oakland) and they get more traffic. Maybe the old docks on the Esplanade will have a clock tower, and smuggling will go on?
What exactly are the 'Bluffs' in Los Santos?
Will Coit Tower and the hill it's on make an appearance? Coit Tower is shaped like a firehose nozzle (story behind that). Maybe R* will make a phallic symbol rip-off for San Fierro?
Las Venturas appears to be quite large. A little river also seems to seperate it into two. One is connected by bridge to Los Santos, the other portion by two bridges from San Fierro.
Is the circle on the Los Santos map, above Playa del Sevolle, a stadium?
RE: GTA rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2004 10:24 AM
u can say that agen
RE: GTA rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2004 12:02 AM
san andreas has robbings of cars house robbings u can get haircuts tattoos the transport is from bikes to jet planes the size of one islands is the size of the hole of vice city u can ride backroads deserts mountains gta san anreas is going to be the best game ever
RE: New Trailer! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2004 7:49 AM
who givez a fuck just wait for the game to cum out you faggot
RE: New Trailer! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2004 3:50 PM
Ok, I guess you're right. I feel sorry for you though, not being old enough to buy the game.
Final Trailer now online! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2004 6:16 AM
OMG! You can do skydiving in this game!
RE: VALDO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2004 11:27 PM
Pacific Heroes rock,But GTA ROCKS BETTER than ANYTHING
The only thing is i want to play it online multiplayer but i can not find it.
Can you pls help every one who wants to play GTA online?
RE: me reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2004 11:29 PM
Hey don't laugh like mandark.
you you NUT HEAD
RE: rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2004 11:34 PM
Yeah GTA absolutely rocks.
It rocks so hard that i spend more than 12 hours with no breaks or any thing just playing it online
KEWLIO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2004 11:48 AM
I've got it it is sick
RE: oookkkk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2004 1:12 PM
you can go suck it
RE: ......snore reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2004 1:13 PM
go rape your dog behind the trashcan
RE: ROCKS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2004 7:00 AM
yes it fuckin does dog
RE: ......snore reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2004 9:33 AM
u think the game to gangsta thats why u dont like it cause u dont understand to me this grandtheft is mo fo black people i like this game cause it leek in to my culture
RE: oookkkk reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2004 9:35 AM
this grand theft is better to me i think they pleased alot of people using the life style of black people
!!SLANG+MUST+DIE!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2004 6:46 PM
Stop being such stupid pricks and type write you little bitches, why the fuck would you want to talk like that, fucking hicks.
iz diz beinz underztoodz youz homelezz baztardz! YOUR SO FUCKING GAY!!
PS: reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2004 6:50 PM
!!HALO 2 IS BETTER THAN THIS GAME COULD EVER BE!!
A Friendly Post reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2004 11:21 PM
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RE: roll on reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2004 5:43 AM
tri
RE: ......snore reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2004 2:52 PM
hey snore ur an a hole gta is the best game ever to come into existence and u know it
RE: GTA rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2005 6:21 PM
Yea, Boyz N' The Hood is da tightest movie. And it's like they made a game of it right here in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
san andreas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 2:14 PM
Sounds like Grand Theft Auto -Crack addicts LOL
RE: ......snore reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2005 7:19 AM
you dont know what your talking about
RE: kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 9:52 PM
Do you not believe in spell check?
GTA reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2005 4:30 AM
What would people say if i made san andreas in to a film? and grand theft auto vice city?
GTA reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2005 4:39 AM
What would people say if i made san andreas in to a film? and grand theft auto vice city?
gta2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2005 4:44 AM
umm seriously consider this game as a film i think i will do well expect to see it on screen in a couple of years people
RE: VLADO reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2010 6:07 PM
u suck
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