TEAM AMERICA Trailer!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2004 2:58 PM

Hell yea! This ourt to shut up all those Nazi Michael Mooore sympathizers

OMG! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2004 2:07 PM

Team America looks like it's gonna be sooooo freaking awesome I can't believe it! God I love the South Park guys.

Pro Bush? AHAHAHA...fools reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2004 3:06 PM

Yeah, this movie really seems to be Pro Bush.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2004 9:19 PM

If you people think this is 'pro bush'..i must laugh in your general direction for all eternity!

RE: Pro Bush? AHAHAHA...fools reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2004 10:40 PM

That pro bush comment above was sarcasm. So don't laugh in my direction. Not even generally.

RE: Pro Bush? AHAHAHA...fools reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2004 2:23 PM

Man, you must be such a dumbass! Imagine thinking this movie was pro Bush! HA HA HA!

The REAL team America Site reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2004 2:27 PM

http://teamamerica.craptv.com/

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 4, 2004 9:58 AM

do you really believe the shit you're talkin?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 4, 2004 1:01 PM

What is so wrong with expressing one's opinion. when did that become a nazi ideal. oh thats right in the bush administration if you speak you're mind you are a terrorist and unamerican, but everyone forgets that those are the ideals that this country was founded upon

team america reply

Posted by TheCHAD (heydontemailme@hotmail.com) on August 7, 2004 3:26 PM

team america looks sweet @$$ matt and trey have out done them selves

RE: team america reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on August 7, 2004 9:11 PM

I have done myself several times...

RE: team america reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2004 12:43 PM

You've done what to yourself?

It's about time reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2004 10:40 PM

Someone started making fun of these terrorists assholes. Fear is boring. Satire and mockery is way better.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2004 6:25 AM

I wish George Bush would go all Rambo on these terrorists in real life, then I might vote for him.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2004 9:24 AM

bush is the terroroist, afterall he let 911 happen!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2004 11:21 AM

Allah will make Bush and his satanic people burn in a true holy war.

u embarrass me reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2004 8:30 AM

This movie looks hot to me, but who is the idiot that compared the Bushies to Nazis because they didn't like the movie? That's insane. They are merely expressing their opinion to! Please, I'd like to identify with the progressive movement but when they weep and cry "Nazi!" or "Fascist" everytime a republican disagrees with their banter, it's truly embarrassing.

RE: u embarrass me reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2004 4:51 PM

Shut up you commie-nazi!

Team America reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2004 3:30 AM

Im from Australia,which for all you Yanks out there,is not in America, but in an entirely different country altogether. Cant wait for the movie. It looks awesome from the trailer. George Bush is an idiot, or what we call in Australia, a cock head.

^^ reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2004 6:53 PM

i cant wait until this movie is in theaters
i will watch it at the first day
i hope bush and all his staff assholes getting really blamed :)
this is a man from good old germany

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2004 6:50 AM

Go fuck a kangeroo, USA roks!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2004 6:51 AM

Fuck off Nazi! George Bush is a great president, you can hardly make fun of him becuase u used to b ruled by hitler!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2004 9:08 AM

There is no way you can listen or look at anything that Dubbya says and think WOW, this man is an intelligent human being! I wonder if his extra chromosone got him those Florida votes.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2004 8:09 PM

Well, as soon as you graduate from Yale and Harvard Business school and become CEO of 3 companies, and govern Texas, and be president of the U.S., then you can start calling people idiots. Until then, I think you should know what you are talking about before you open your hate hole.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2004 8:14 PM

Yeah, sounds like something a Michael Moore supporter would say. If Bush "lies" then he ought to be killed on the spot, even if it can't be proven, and without due process. But Moore, Kerry, Dean, Kennedy, and Kucinich can all blatantly lie and no one calls them on it. No wonder you all cling to the 1st Amendment, it's the only way your guys get elected.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2004 8:19 PM

Until you can prove what you say, why don't you stop trying to brainwash people with lies?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2004 9:02 PM

yeah, like that will ever happen!

You all dont get Trey and Matt reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2004 4:14 AM

When you're out there campaigning and talking to people, remind them what we have been through as a country. We've been through a recession -- that means we're going backwards.
-- George W Bush, Hudson, Wisconsin, Aug. 18, 2004

Don't tell me he's an intelligent man.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2004 5:34 PM

If you have watched anything they have every made, especially South Park, you will see that this movie will rip on both sides of this issue. This movie won't be pro-Bush, put it also will completely make fun of the far left like Moore and Streisand.
Treys a Libertarian anyways...

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 30, 2004 10:21 PM

Yeah, I guess it is difficult to look into what a sentence is trying to communicate, huh? A recession means that the economy IS shrinking, you dumbass! A recession inherited from Clinton, by the way. Good thing his tax cuts stopped that in October of 2002 and now we have a growing economy.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2004 11:53 AM

Eh... the "That means we're going backwards" was actually part of Bushs' quote. Just thought you should know.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 2, 2004 11:39 PM

Yes, I know. He's explaining what going through a recession means.....going backwards. I'm sure the next line of the quote probably went something like "But due to my tax cuts, our economy is now growing at the fastest rate in 20 years."

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2004 12:10 PM

if you think this film is pro bush, youre obviously completely retarded

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2004 12:34 PM

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
-George W. Bush

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
-George W. Bush

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
-George W. Bush, Feb. 21, 2001

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!"
-George W. Bush, Bellevue Community College, Nov. 2, 2000

"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."
-George W. Bush, Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
-George W. Bush

"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
-George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001

"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
-George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2000

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
-George W. Bush

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.''
-George W. Bush

"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
-George W. Bush

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
-George W. Bush

"I was raised in the West. The West of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
-George W. Bush

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow."
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
-George W. Bush

"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there."
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2000

"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."
-George W. Bush

"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."
-George W. Bush

"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
-George W. Bush, May 11, 2001

"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them."
-George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2000

"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."
-George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

"This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
-George W. Bush, April 10, 2001

"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all."
-George W. Bush, May 22, 2001

"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican."
-George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001

"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe."
-George W. Bush, May 1, 2001

Yea, you're right. He's pretty intelligent.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 6, 2004 6:29 PM

Well, I guess I would rather have a guy who can't communicate very well, than a guy who can't decide on an issue very well. If Bush is an idiot, then Kerry is a bigger idiot for always contradicting himself.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 4:22 AM

It doesn't really do anything to convince the rest of the world that all Americans arn't illiterate inbred hicks when we've got people like Bush or Kerry in the Whitehouse.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 4:23 AM

Lies. ALL LIES!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 4:25 AM

I'm sure having a daddy who's president would give you a leg up in life as well.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 4:42 PM

Who gives a shit what the rest of the world thinks?! If it wasn't for America today's world would look much different. Hitler and the USSR are good examples. Yet how greatful are these countries we save....don't hold your breath waiting for a "Thank you".

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2004 4:43 PM

Name recognition is never a bad thing! George W Bush or JFK, John Forbes Kerry

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2004 6:04 AM

You're going to go into 'Team America: World Police' thinking it's some sort of documentary arn't you?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2004 6:05 AM

So you admit that he didn't get to be predident purely on his own merits?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2004 11:46 PM

Learn how to spell you ignorant seppo cunt!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2004 8:29 PM

All that was said was "Name recognition is never a bad thing". How did you get that he didn't get to be president from his merits from that?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2004 8:31 PM

You mean it isn't?!?! Oh, I thought those puppet people were real!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2004 7:13 AM

Damn straight! America IS the world police and all these fucking countries that complain and bitch about us should be kissing our superior asses!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2004 7:14 AM

I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2004 7:15 AM

Think about it.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2004 9:51 PM

Well, if it needs clarification then fine. No, Bush didn't become president because of his daddy! Did Terry and Tommy Bowden become major college coaches because of their dad's accomplishments?? Did Keifer Sutherland get acting gigs because of his father?? Oh, I see. I guess any child who has followed in their parents' footsteps only got there because of their parents, right? Or am I missing something here?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2004 5:43 PM

You've got to admit that it's a pretty hefty leg-up.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2004 5:48 PM

All I care about in this world is family, friends and the godd old U.S of A. As farm as I'm concerned every other country can go fuck themselves up their stuffy asses. So some fucking Frenchies or Brits think we're a bit dumb, Boo-hoo! What the fuck do I care what those assholes think? Maybe they should try living in a democratic country and stop bitching about us!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2004 10:10 PM

Yeah, getting your name out there early and often will always help in anything you are trying to accomplish.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2004 4:41 AM

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2004 4:48 AM

To do well in politics, you must have contacts. Your retarded monkey of a president wouldn't have got anywhere if it wasn't for his Father and his cronies. Alas this is how democracy works, unfortunately the yanks haven't woken up to the fact that your regime restricts your freedoms almost as much as the taliban did in Afghanistan. If Bush was a black man from Texas, it wouldn't have got very far. But you all live in a great American democracy, which is the same as all those who preceded it, the reich get richer. And this is from a Brit.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2004 11:03 PM

Sounds like someone has democracy jealousy. But, I guess I would too if I was ruled by someone else. Even if John Kerry is elected president, which, as of right now, looks like he won't be, according to the polls, I will only have to live with him being president for a maximum of 8 years. You have to be governed by the same family for your entire life. So don't come talking to me about our government being like the Taliban. Why don't you just worry about English politics, and those of us in the greatest nation on the face of the earth will worry about our own.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2004 4:56 AM

Well, you've just proved how little Americans know about anything outside their own country. The Royal Family has had little to do in the actual running of this country since the turn of the last century or so. Britain is actaully run by the party in office led by the Prime Minister. He's the one who makes all the important decisions on how the country is run and we the people get to vote on important issues. As for the Queen, nowadays she's little more than a tourist attraction. In America it seems anytime someone bad mouths the president everyone labels them a Michael Moore loving Canadian. In Britian we are free to question the actions of the people who run this country without fear of rednecks telling us to "fuck off back to Iraq". If you ask me we live in far more of a democracy than any of you.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2004 12:19 AM

Good thing no one is asking you. At least the British know how to elect people with intelligence...Tony Blair. But let me guess, you don't support him either. Maybe when 3000 people in London are murdered you will get it.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2004 8:31 AM

I don't believe in following Tony Blair blindly just because he's the guy in charge the same way you do in America with George Bush. There are things he stands for which I disagree with but I wouldn't say I don't support him at all. Also, don't bring up terrorism by saying we'll only understand when we have a 9/11 happen to us, Britain has been suffering terrorist attacks for years at the hands of the IRA- a terrorist organisation which has received lots of funding from people in America by the way.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2004 7:43 PM

you are the perfect example as to why australians think americans are arrogant (and stupid).

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2004 7:44 PM

bush wouldn't have made it anywhere without dear old daddy holding his hand.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2004 8:37 PM

You're daddy should have rolled over and shot you on the wall, or let you trickle down his leg.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2004 8:41 PM

I would agree with you, there are a bunch of psychos in America. They're called Kerry-supporters. If Bush had his way there wouldn't be any terrorist organizations killing people. I also don't think anyone agrees with everything Bush does. It is just that most people agree with a majority of the things he has done. No one in this country follows anyone blindly. As you can see by the U.S. not following the passifist organization known as the U.N.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2004 3:50 AM

God bless America on our path to legalize abortions. You see God, we?re guessing that the babies we?re aborting are just not quite human at the time we kill them, and it?s a chance we?re willing to KILL for. God bless America, as we legalize gay marriage even though the Word, which is God, tells us that it?s an abomination. God bless America, when we allow homosexuals to adopt your young children and raise them in a house of ungodly confusion. God bless America, when we pass out contraceptives in school instead of telling our children that fornication is wrong and teaching that it is wrong at home and in school. God bless America, even though we want to take mention of you out of the ?pledge of allegiance.? God bless America, even though we are turning our backs on you. And this from a patriotic American.

-Josh Viney

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2004 3:51 AM

You mean like he did with you?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2004 7:19 PM

Amen, brother! Now you see what the Democrats have done to our society. America was a god-fearing country before they got ahold of it.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 21, 2004 7:21 PM

Ouch! Good one. No really! You certainly are clever. Where do you come up with these? I mean...I'm speechless.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2004 7:55 AM

The world would be such a better place with out religion.

pro bush reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2004 3:46 PM

http://www.casualconservative.com

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 7:15 AM

Wait, are you being SARCASTIC!? Wow I only just realized.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2004 10:22 PM

I figured as much.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 4:01 AM

Amen brother, Amen. The sooner we wise up and realize how incredibly insane it is to be following all of these archaic religions to the letter in this day and age the better the whole world will be.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 4:03 AM

And you are the perfect example as to why everyone thinks of Australians as inbred retards with a stick up their ass.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2004 4:10 AM

You really shut me up with your remarkable use of the English language. All those references to copulation... priceless!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 12:26 AM

Apparantly I didn't shut you up, because you are still trying to make a comeback like an eight year old.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 6:50 AM

No I'm not. How can you say that?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 6:52 AM

Insane is definatly the right word, I mean worshipping a capenter who lived 2000 years ago? Come on...

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 26, 2004 11:16 PM

Dude, it's ok. Just let it go.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 6:33 AM

I just did.

The Movie? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2004 6:48 AM

I thought this site was for discussing movies...not politics. Anyway, Trey and Matt are hilarious. They are just very funny, very sharp comedic writers. They are not afraid to blast anyone or anything they see as being stupid or ridiculous or hypocritical. They are what democracy is all about...being able to speak your mind about whatever you want. The discussion in here was very interesting until it got into the grade three potty-type jokes. oh well, everyone has the right to say whatever they want, even if it doesn't seem very productive.

RE: The Movie? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2004 7:46 AM

Why don't you go productive yourself!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2004 7:58 AM

well you forgot the fact that democrats are communist pigs.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2004 8:00 AM

hey f u ok u terrorist

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2004 10:12 AM

who cares whose father was president? John Quincy Adams' father was president, and I've never heard any of these people chastising Bush mention that Quincy Adams' presidency should be called into question simply because he was the son of John Adams. Reminds me of ppl who repeat the "anybody but Bush" mantra because they heard it somewhere, but can't cite a reason why they feel that way. I don't care who votes for whom, just as long as people do their homework and know why they're voting, rather than spouting out what millions of dollars worth of advertising tells them to.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2004 10:20 AM

okay, you think you can tell us what ALL Australians think about us, and you shake a finger at Americans because we don't live our lives up to your standards, and you have the audacity to call us arrogant? My friend, I think you think too highly of yourself. Sorry, you're the one who's casting labels at people based solely on nationality, and if that's not arrogant and stupid, then perhaps you can tell me what I'm missing here.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2004 10:38 AM

'scuse me, but one person writes a post and you come back with, "Well, you've just proved how little Americans know about anything outside their own country." Boy, that's quite a generalization, if you ask me. Oh, but we're the arrogant ones, right? You're the one making fun of American "red necks," so if anyone is radiating ignorance, it's you. That's right, our "red necks" can say anything they damn well please. They're not censored, and neither are the Hollywood actors who criticize the actions of this Administration. For every Rush Limbaugh, you have a Michael Moore. Those on the left call Limbaugh a flag-waving windbag; those on the right call Moore an anti-American. Point is, everyone has a voice. You see, that's what Democracy is all about. Am I saying America's system is perfect? Of course not. But to say that people don't have a voice, just because others with voices tend to disagree with them, shows just how little YOU know about what's going on outside your country. Thankfully, I won't generalize by labeling your entire country with your ignorance.

RE: Pro Bush? AHAHAHA...fools reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2004 10:38 AM

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 8, 2004 10:52 AM

"It's not about this year or last year; it's about the main characters going through a journey of what it's like to be an American, to be the only country that has to deal with stuff, but then gets bitched at for dealing with it... People really see it as if we are trying to affect the election. We're so not. We should make a little PSA [public service announcement]: 'Please, if you're the kind of person who's going to change your vote based on seeing our movie or seeing Michael Moore's movie, you should not be voting. Please don't vote. Thank you very much.'" - Matt Stone

...hmm, maybe they're just trying to make people laugh by exploiting the absurd regardless of what side of the political aisle it comes from...LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 9, 2004 5:48 PM

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

blah reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2004 6:18 AM

good to see someone is going to make me laugh about the world going to shite. cause all i can do now is laugh

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2004 3:57 PM

Just look at all the sterotypes Americans have for other countries. French people all smell of garlic, British people all go around saying "Jolly good show, what what", anyone of Arabic origin is a terrorist. YOU come up with all of these uneducated generalizations not us.

RE: blah reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2004 4:00 PM

As the late great John Lennon once said, "What the world needs now is love sweet love".

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2004 10:27 PM

Fuck u dude u god damn war mongering bastard shove it up your ass

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2004 10:28 PM

so much shit is coming out your mouth are you sure that ur rightside up you dumb mother fucking gun happy stupid redneck son of a bitch

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2004 5:04 PM

Are you sure that you aren't the redneck here?? Sounds to me like something a redneck would say. Maybe you would be happier if we were talking about raising taxes, drug legalization, trashing the good name of the USA and not defending America...isn't that what all hippy liberals do?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2004 5:06 PM

I bet sacrificing yourself to Al Qaeda will stop them from wanting to kill us. What do you think? Maybe then we won't be "war mongers". Or maybe we are just willing to do what it takes to defend this country.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2004 5:08 PM

Most stereotypes are created out of some form of truth.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2004 9:27 AM

Is that why everyone thinks all Americans are obese?