JESSICA ALBA is INVISIBLE GIRL

By Charley July 13, 2004 10:25 PM

Jessica Alba ("Honey") is confirmed to play the Invisible Girl in the upcoming "Fantastic Four" movie, according to the Hollywood Reporter. ?Last week three of the four were confirmed. ?Alba was in contention for the role of she we cannot see, but it wasn't until today that 20th Century Fox made the announcement.

The new Invisible Girl, Alba.

The other three!

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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 13, 2004 10:48 PM

It has just been confirmed that Jessica Alba will play the Invisible Woman in the new Fnatastic Four movie now it is truly going to be a terrible terrible movie everyone.

REALLY?!   reply

Posted by Charley (charley@dtheatre.com) on July 13, 2004 11:02 PM

Holy shit!  Maybe I should write a story about it like 25 minutes ago!

RE: REALLY?!   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 13, 2004 11:27 PM

Wow you totally blew me away with that insult dumbass and actually I reported this news before this site did in the other discussions.

RE: REALLY?!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2004 12:05 AM

this site posted the story at 10:25.  When did YOU post it?

Actually...   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 14, 2004 12:16 AM

Actually I posted it about 15 minutes before they did but then they posted it and made it look like I copied. If you don't believe me ask yourself why would both be so close to eachother. Besides I got my source from a super hero movie site which always post comic news 100 percent of the time before they do. Also if you notice carefully they don't list their source only the source for the news from last week.

RE: Actually...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2004 12:31 AM

Actually, they list their source as The Hollywood Reporter.  If you take a look at that web page, you'll see that is the original source.  Also, you must be referring to Super Hero Hype?  Well, that was THEIR source too.

Click here.

RE: Actually...   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 14, 2004 12:34 AM

Well either way we both posted the same news almost exactly at the same time from the same sources not knowing we were doing it at the same time.

RE: Actually...   reply

Posted by Charley (charley@dtheatre.com) on July 14, 2004 3:11 AM

My source was the Hollywood Reporter.  If you look around, that's everyone's source for this story because they are the ones who broke it.  You'll also notice that we were one of the first to post the story.  You were not instrumental in making that happen.  Now, kindly move along because there are adults here who have work to do.

RE: Actually...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2004 6:48 AM

So, does this guy like spend all his time online searching for info about new movies so he can quickly post it and claim to be more on the button than DTheatre?

RE: Actually...   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 14, 2004 7:25 AM

Listen don't act like this site is all magical and superiror cause it isn't a monkey can run this site better I mean ofcourse if there isn't already one doing that. Anyway the only reason I posted the news was because I was pissed off about the casting so don't flatter yourselves by thinking I'm competing with you because you r not worth it. Now do you understand?

RE: Actually...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2004 7:36 AM

If you hate this site so much then why do you keep posting? It seems like every couple of months some retard turns up on this website and pisses everybody off. Last time it was that kid from New Zealand who kept rapping for pages and pages, now we've got some moron trying to promote his own shitty site.

Excuse me...   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 14, 2004 7:45 AM

Excuse me I admit that I somewhat promoted my site before but it's been days since I last did it because I was doing it to promote Spider-Man 2. I don't hate this site but I don't like the people who run it becuase they throw a hissy fit just becuase I posted some news on FF.

OK... you are excused. (Please leave !).   reply

Posted by Silent Bob (Silent_Bob@Shhhhh.com) on July 14, 2004 10:32 AM

*thoughts* Uuuum.... The people who run this site haven't commented on this thread yet. What's this guys problem?

RE: OK... you are excused. (Please leave !).   reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on July 14, 2004 11:04 AM

The people who run this site (a.k.a.: me) general wouldn't dignify such stupidity with an comment. However since you've asked for one, here goes.

1. Charley (molar_bullets@yahoo.com) is a PAID writer for dTheatre.com and is thereby an authorized representative of 'the people who run this site.' He is a far better writer than TheFilmProphet that's why he gets paid.

TheFilmProphet has reason to be sore with 'the people who run this site' ?because I banned his web address from showing up in the comment system because of his constant abuse. This ban will be retracted shortly if he continues to behave.

2. TheFilmProphet posted his comment (or scoop if you will) on far too many threads (an act which I will consider abuse of our comment system) the first one posted exactly 4 minutes after Charley posted his story.

While it's possible TheFilmProphet had to leave for 5 minutes to beat off to his hermaphrodite porn before hitting the post button, I'm more inclined to believe the obvious.

3. Every site with a discussion board has a troll. Ours is TheFilmProphet.

I Think We Have Some Comedians Here   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 14, 2004 11:28 AM

Wow some internet geek a better writer than me I highly doubt that is posible since I myself am a writer. Fantastic Four story just get over it!! How many times do I have to say this I didn't read their post I just posted what I heard from superherohype cause I was angry because of the cast decision. Now stop having a hissy fit!! Also I have not posted my site in days and when I did it was because I was promoting Spider-Man 2 and its success. For the last time you mentally disturbed perverts my site will not and never has contained porn!!

RE: I Think We Have Some Comedians Here   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2004 3:12 PM

You still didn't need to post the same exact thing in every single topic.

True   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 14, 2004 4:57 PM

True but I was very angry had I known it was already posted I would have only posted once but I didn't know.

RE: True   reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on July 14, 2004 5:18 PM

How's about using the SUBMIT NEWS feature next time. Hey, who knows, if it gets posted, there's some serious self-promotion to be had.

NO THANKS   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 14, 2004 5:22 PM

No thanks but I have no more reason to post any more news so I won't be submitting any news it was just a one time thing.

RE: I Think We Have Some Comedians Here   reply

Posted by Charley (charley@dtheatre.com) on July 14, 2004 10:34 PM

You?  A writer?  Okay, where are the hidden cameras?  Jack, this is some sort of joke, right?  My friend, I am a writer.  An internet geek?  Only part time.  I don't want to get into a pissing match about this, but if you're calling me out, I'm ready.  Yesterday I threw a penny and it hit four "screenwriters" before it hit the ground.  If a self-proclaimed screenwriter is considered a writer, then I am a cowboy because my girlfriend likes it when I wear chaps.

And I don't like Alba as Invisible girl (to keep it on topic, too).

RE: NO THANKS   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 6:36 AM

I saw Apollo 13 once, does that mean I'm an astronaut?

RE: NO THANKS   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 8:34 PM

I believe it does. In Texas.

Micheal Licks ass   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 8:49 PM

Surely we can all agree that Jessica Alba eats hot dog shit,
but the real problem is  Chiklis.
How did this baldy headed jag-off ever get acting job one? Hollywood should have kept him on the blacklist after "Wired."
Why not dig up Belushi's corpse and spit on it?
Then he sullies the memory of our beloved Curly in Mel Gibson's (entirely unnecessary) made- for -TV  Three Stooges train wreck.
I want to know who keeps foisting this charmless, pointy-domed cretin on us.
I would argue that after the casting of Michael Pinhead,  Jessica Alba becomes a moot point.

"Hey, Commish! Bite my Shield!"

RE: Micheal Licks ass   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 16, 2004 6:27 AM

I agree with you if they were going to use an old blad guy why not use Mr. Clean? As for Jessica she couldn't act her way out of a soap opera and besides that she looks nothing like the character.

RE: Micheal Licks ass   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2004 8:10 AM

If they're not going to give this movie a decent budget then they might as well not bother.

I agree   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 16, 2004 12:37 PM

That added to the fact that its a terrible cast and director should make this film just like it's unreleased counter part from 1994

RE: Actually...   reply

Posted by Malqaeda (mkates@sierranevada.edu) on July 16, 2004 8:01 PM

That kid from New Zealand was more entertaining than this current douche.

RE: I Think We Have Some Comedians Here   reply

Posted by Malqaeda (mkates@sierranevada.edu) on July 16, 2004 8:09 PM

Dude, you suck at writing.

Dr. Doom?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2004 8:22 PM

as Dr. Doom... I'm hearing that Ray Liotta has landed the role, that most of us will like least. Not that Liotta couldn't play the hell out of Dr. Doom.....

Fantastic Four   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 16, 2004 10:31 PM

Ray Liotta? I realy don't know who to expect to play him but either way the movie is already bad with a horrible cast. director, and low budget.

RE: Fantastic Four   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 17, 2004 4:39 AM

I'm surprised it won't be a completely CGI Dr Doom, unless they can't afford that.

Golly gosh gee wow.   reply

Posted by Silent Bob (Silent_Bob@Shhhhh.com) on July 17, 2004 5:58 AM

*thoughts* Holy water kills vampires, silver bullets kill werewolves....... I wonder how you kill Filmprophets?

...and now you are dismissed.   reply

Posted by Silent Bob (Silent_Bob@Shhhhh.com) on July 17, 2004 6:05 AM

*Thoughts* Troll..... hmmmm...... FilmHobbit ! I wonder if he has big feet too?

RE: Golly gosh gee wow.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 18, 2004 9:05 AM

Eh, a virus perhaps?

Your Mother   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 21, 2004 2:30 AM

Your momma is a fat slut. She ate all the pies, the fat hair flea-bitten American ice cream scoffin' obese whore of a bitch. Spank you very much cunts!!!

RE: Your Mother   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 21, 2004 10:19 AM

Yo kiss yo momma wit dat mouth boy?

RE: Micheal Licks ass   reply

Posted by PipBoy (No Email) on July 21, 2004 1:13 PM

No kidding. Alba can't act, looks nothing like the character. Someone explain to me the point of taking an actress whose primary roles are eye candy/human scenery... and casting her as someone who's invisible?


Okay, fine, so they'll probably make her translucent ala the comics, but the idea still hits me as amusing...

OMG!! NOOBS!!   reply

Posted by Carnage_Output (No Email) on September 16, 2004 12:54 PM

LOL, Where to begin. 1. Jessica Alba rockxors our world,
2. Im guessing they'll make her look more like the comic char by eg. dye her hair??(actors take on a CHARACTER ppl, there not born to look like every fuckin role they will play, use ur fucking brains!)
3. Prophet and Shem just bitch about anything and everyone with no basis to their comments(again.. your a writer are you prophet? HAHA)(Alba sucks because shem says she eats hot dog shit...)Wow wow. Guys get a fuckin life and GIVE GOOD REASONS TO YOUR COMMENTS. I dont care if u dont like jessica, but atleast talk sif u know what ur talking about.
4.She cant act her way out of a Soap Opera? yet she was the star of Dark angel for how many seasons Jackass?? Ohh not to mention she's had other movies now this?? Looks like she can! OWNED!!
I cant wait to her the shit u guys gunna reply with. Im gunna go have a joint and watch Jessica at work.
Peace Out.
Carnage..

Almost forgot,,   reply

Posted by Carnage_Output (No Email) on September 16, 2004 1:08 PM

Shem u like the stooges???????? *Bop* "U hit me in the head, why you!!" Thats acting and intellectual comdey at its best. HAHAHAHAHA!!  

RE: Almost forgot,,   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2005 3:51 PM

Dark Angel always got bad ratings and only last 1.5 seasons.

I believe she has had no big  movies other than this and Sin City which is out soon.
All the rest are big no name bombs. Out of all of them only Idle Hands have I heard of. (and she barely did anything but stand around in it)

I think she is a bad choice for invisible girl. She just has the wrong coloring. She'll look crappy as a blonde (but worse Invis Girl no longer is a blonde).

She's just very overrated. And not that great looking in my opinion.