Michael Bay Sucks On SUPERMAN...Updated!!

By Wind(up)bird June 30, 2004 3:05 PM

Uncapable, chop-shop editing, graduated-filter spinning-slow-motion-reaction-shot-whore director Michael Bay may be attached to Superman. ?Or, at least, one of Superman's newest producers, Neal Moritz (see also I Know What You Did...) wants Bay. ?What sad news for Supe fans.

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Michael! I am your father!   reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on July 1, 2004 2:49 PM

From his website:

Q: Is it true that Michael's biological father is a Hollywood director? Who is it?

A: While this issue is none of our business, I'll answer this question in Michael's own words: "You can probably hurt a lot of people by saying [who it is]."

Michael Bay claimed in Moveline magazine that his bioligical father is director John Frankenheimer.

That'd be great except that the late Frankenheimer denied the claim, saying DNA tests have proven otherwise.

Maybe Frankenheimer had seen some of Bay's movies and feared association. Maybe he didn't share some of the cool $25 mil he made off of Pearl Harbor with old pappy.

Superman?   reply

Posted by TheFilmProphet (FilmProphet@hotmail.com) on July 1, 2004 8:51 PM

Superman only worked back in the day and they are only trying to live off of the current success of the spider-man movies

Michael Bay Sucks- Superman   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2004 9:32 PM

Let's see... in Pearl Harbor he turned a couple of average guys into "Superman" during the attack- shooting down Japanese planes, donating blood, rescuing sailors...  What will he exaggerate Superman into?  God?  This jackass knows nothing about filmmaking, must have been financed by his rich daddy.

Micheal Bay sucks more yet...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 6, 2004 9:39 PM

My apologies for not mentioning how much more Michael Bay sucks for Armageddon- the sci-fi movie that is so ridiculous, you actually leave the theater more stupid than when you went in.  It's as if it were written by a hand-selected group of high school dropouts with exceptionally low science scores.  NOTHING about that film bears the least resemblence to ANYTHING that might actually be done in the event an asteroid were heading for Earth.  I'm suprised the script didn't have Shaquille O Neal jumping out of the atmospere to slam dunk the asteroid into a black hole- and then see a series of McDonalds collecter cups showing pics.

RE: Michael Bay Sucks- Superman   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2004 2:42 PM

He doesn't have a rich daddy, unless you entertain the possibility that John Frankenheimer might be his biological father as was rumoured awhile back. When he started out he was actully pretty poor, in his first movie, Bad Boys he even had to pay for one shot with part of his own paycheck. Still, people go to see his movies.

Michael Bay rocks!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 24, 2004 12:34 PM

He is one of the best directors out there.

RE: Michael Bay rocks!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 1, 2004 7:56 PM

Catering to the LOWEST, (I can't stress that enough) denominator does not make one a great filmmaker.

michael bay   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2006 6:31 PM

Hey kids , Ive got his  e mail account as i am a FORMER girlfriend  what an asshole. Here it is. MBBAY@aol.com  LET HIM HAVE IT.

RE: michael bay   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2007 4:41 PM

did his ex girlfriend say anything bad about him? I have a huge crush on him and want to know the dirt.

RE: Michael Bay rocks!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2007 8:32 PM

Yeah, Michael Bay rocks if you are coke addicted street fuck who sees everything the wrong fucking way. Do the Universe a favor and run the fuck off a cliff.

RE: michael bay   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2010 5:27 PM

First off, he did not grow up with a rich dad, he was adopted, and did not meet his real father till after his 18th birthday... next off, whichever girlfriend you are, I your one of the ones that got there shit dragged into the pool by Mason. What the fuck gives you the right to be giving out his email address, you knew the rumors of him being an asshole, so stop being sour because its your own damn fault if you went out with him

RE: michael bay   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2010 5:40 PM

irst off, he did not grow up with a rich dad, he was adopted, and did not meet his real father till after his 18th birthday... next off, whichever girlfriend you are, I hope you're one of the ones who got their shit dragged into the pool by Mason. What the fuck gives you the right to be giving out his email address, you knew the rumors of him being an asshole, so stop being sour because its your own damn fault if you went out with him.