Dig the Batnews. This may or may not be the first description of the Begins teaser trailer. It sounds legit. Check it.
Black screen, The WB logo fades in. It stays on screen for a few seconds, A little longer than normal, Then it fades to black. The black screen also stays for a few moments, then quietly some of the theme starts to play (I'm not too certain but I think it's the same theme they've used in the past for Batman trailers, But I defiantly know it was music from the Burton film).
After about 10-15 seconds of darkness a complete white frame fades in, Then it looks blurry, Then we start to see shades of blue, Then it totally fades in. It's a very wide shot of a snowbound mass of land, with a small figure walking towards the camera (I kept thinking what the hell is this? They just must be using Batman music). Then it was an upclose shot of Bale, He falls into the snow. He starts coughing.
There is some voice-overs of different people, mainly Neeson. There are flashes of the rest of the cast, Bale talking about his fears, what drives him. Then We see a man slip on a strange looking gas mask. Very German/Nazi WW2 looking for the design of the mask. Probably the Scarecrow. A black screen, Batman standing on top of a building then jumping falling down towards the screen. Flashes of a fast moving train, What looks like a huge black tank and a helicopter and police cars. A few more flashes of some fast paced car action.
There are a few shots of the city (Which look very dark and pretty rough, Very unfinished). Then Bale's eyes appear over the skyline, Which fades into Bale's face in the Batman mask.
Then a black screen and the new bat logo fades in, kinda old school with a rusted finish. It slowly moves towards the screen with a bass dropping drone. The credits fade in "Next Summer it Begins."
Oh No.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2004 11:33 AM
From what I've seen as to the unveiling of the new Batmobile thus far I don't see this movie doing well at all. The same mistake was made with the American version of Godzilla. Overall Godzilla was a decent movie about a giant lizard recking havok in NYC, the problem was they named it Godzilla. Everyone who's ever been a fan of Godzilla knew that after seeing that movie it came up severly short and we felt ripped off. I fear the same fate awaits the new Batman film. When are the directors/Hollywood gonna get it into their feeble money hungry minds that the fans of the bat don't want some new invention of Batman, or cheesey neon lights or the like but what we want is Batman.. The DARK KNIGHT.. PG-13 or dare I say it... R. Tim Burton came the closest with Batman 1 and then who knows what the heck happened. D.C comics could learn a GREAT DEAL from what Marvel has done and is doing (Spider-Man anyone?) and just give us the fans of THE COMIC BOOK... what we want to pay our money to see... the rest will be history. Mark my words on this... the Batman film will suffer and Hollywood would have yet again turned what should be an AWSOME movie based on an UNBELIEVABLY AWSOME CHARACTER into utter garbage and then find themselves scratching their heads wondering what the heck happened and why.
RE: Batman
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2004 2:07 AM
Honestly,
How can you sit there judging the movie before even seeing it?
Your opinon is as stupid and ignorant as your knowledge of movies. As for DC taking a leaf out of MARVELS book, how boring was the hulk movie??
I guess you will be eating your words when the next batman movie is released, because if the rubber nippled, neon lit batman movies made millions of dollars at the box office, then i anticipate the box office will EXPLODE when Batman Begins!!!
Hulk boring? HULK SMASH
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 4, 2004 6:19 AM
HULK wasn't boring, it just wasn't mindless action. It was purposeful. For the OP to hinge his view of this new Batman films on the Batmobile means that he must think that FRANK MILLER's DARK KNIGHT RETURNS sucked b/c of the "Batmobile" in that classic graphic novel...please.
It will come down to three things: a commitment to the Frank Miller-revision of Batman, a script that reflects that, and great acting.
Period.
RE: Batman Begins
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2004 2:54 AM
whats with the hating on holmes,i never watched the poopers creek but she has shown good stuff just in small parts like go, i believe, and of course the best being in the gift, which she gives a nice one, interesting acting and very nice boobs, but I doubt the movie will even slightly hinge on her character, but you never know
RE: Hulk boring? ?HULK SMASH
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2004 3:01 AM
unfortunately, as a very very big fan, i have to agree that the hulk was decent, but terrible, and it was boring,or a lot of it was, purpouseful? how so? it just wasn't made well, comic panel style was retarded and blew any chance of trying to feel "in the movie" plus more but i'll stop babbling for now
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Posted by Mariah Carey (none) on July 7, 2004 8:47 AM
This doesn't sound promising at all. It's bad enough we have to put up with Christian Bland as the Caped Crusader, but using the theme music from the Burton classics is insulting and suggests the people behind this project are insensitive clods with no ideas of their own. As for the new-look Batmobile, Keaton must be thrilled he doesn't have to be seen in it...
Morons
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2004 2:39 PM
I'm the same guy that made the post (somewhere above) about Godzilla and how Hollywood should learn their lesson. Anyway, mark my words, Batman Begins is going to more than likely suck. A good if not GREAT movie can be shown by audience members going to re-see the movie for a 2nd time and so on and so forth. Sure, alot of people will go to see Batman Begins when it opens on the simple basis that its a Batman film and hope to God that this one will be able to recover and rebuild the mock of a royale mess up the Batman franchise has gone through. Lets just see how many people will actually re-see the movie, there is where the real PROOF of just how good this movie will be shall await. For the moron who tried to "educate" me on the Spider-Man film regarding the genetically altered spider in relation to the comic version radioactive spider, it wasn't necessary. I am a huge fan of Spider-Man and have been collecting his comics since I was a kid (which more than likely you are) but the FACT is that the Spider-Man movie stayed TRUE to the core and essence of what and WHO Spider-Man actually is and the actors that were selected did a huge success of actually bringing the characters to life, and believe me when I say that it helps big time that the director was/is a big fan of the Spider-Man comics himself. Oh hell, forget my words about it, the proof in the pudding was and is in the audience re-seeing the film... thats happening for a damn good reason (the public actually re-paying what it costs to see a movie nowadays makes a huge statement) and D.C had better get on the freakin bandwagon or get left in the dust. Damnit... its so difficult living on the same planet with individuals who are morons and are just getting out of puberty.
-Deouija
you know...
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Posted by justakid (No Email) on July 7, 2004 10:52 PM
you know, i hear all of you saying that either the batman movie is going to suck or its going to rock. This movie is going to be different and granted it may not be as true to the comic book as people would like to see but what movie is? i think personally it will be better then The past few batmans where he had big rubber nipples. atleast it will give alittle more structure to the whole franchise. i dont know, maybe you should just go see it and quit makeing judgments on something you really dont have any cule about.
Darkness
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2004 11:15 AM
Well the first 2 batman films (Batman and Batman returns) were very dark and gothic , and and that's what the new one looks like, we'll just have to see how good it's gonna be. Batman Forever had a good image as well, and was also entertaining. One would feel that this film will be in the same rank as the first 2 seeing how the director Christopher Nolan directed such films as Insomina and Memento. I for one am hoping that it wont be corny as hell and the one with the govenator. Oh ! and by the way if u have Batman and Robin on DVD or whatever, before u burn it watch the begining scene when robin comes flying into the measeaum on his bike there's a fucking robin logo in the back round i mean come on! Now that was one of teh worst comic book movies of all time along with the hulk.
this is dumb
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 8, 2004 1:19 PM
Alright so I was just looking around to see if there was any new information on Batman Begins because I've been following the movie pretty faithfully since I heard that it was being made, and especially when I Found out that Christopher Nolan was directing. I stumbled upon this site to only find what is most likely a bogus description of a so called trailer for the movie and then a bunch of people judging the movie off of that description. I don't know how that even makes sense to say that the movie is going to suck when the only evidence that some of the above people are working off of is the look of the batmobile, which they don't like because it doesn't look just like the comic book. Here's a thought, get over it. As far as I have read of the screenplay description and the reviews of it this movie has far more potential than it is being credited for, so how bout we all wait until something like an announcement that McG is directing the movie or something before we start saying that it's going to fail.
BATMAN BEGINS u are all fools
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Posted by kylerandor (gta@37.com) on July 9, 2004 10:09 AM
I believe opinions are like assholes everyone has one. and yes we have been here before with batman, clooney killed bats. but we must move on. this time they went back to basics by the look of things. no robin a-list cast caine, freeman etc. the right guy for the part ie. bale. If any fool says otherwise go see american psycho. thats bruce. any fool can see when batman comes out it will break all records make spidey look like "a bugs life" the only problem i have is with the villans scarecrow who cares we need either the joker or catwoman berry not holmes for leading lady but i guess the sequel to batman begins will quench my thirst anyways if anyone knows where to get more pics of batman begins please post
Explain Please
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2004 10:19 AM
Damnit... its so difficult living on the same planet with individuals who are morons and are just getting out of puberty.
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Well then why don't you try and EXPLAIN how this movie is straying from the comic's "roots?" It's awfully hard to talk with someone who says this film should be "more like Marvel" when X-Men pretty much did the same thing this film is doing. Less glitz, simpler costumes, and more drama.
I seem to remember X-Men doing pretty well so why don't you enlighten us as to why THIS film won't?
fuck you
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2004 11:55 AM
this batman is going to rock!!! the casting is amazing! michael caine as alfred! YES! scare crow as the villian! BOO YEAH! chris nolan is a great director, granted he has made some papp in the past but with the right story he kicks ass, memento anyone? the batmobile is kinda cheezy, i agree but first off that may be just a first design or an off road version and secondlly, even if it is the only one throghout the film...so fucking what, you cant make every one happy all the time. what they seem to be doing is taking it back to the burton style(momment of silence please)with a more rustic feel. i have faith and so should all you naysayers out there, besides nothing can be as bad as batman and robin.
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Posted by Silent_Azn_86 (broken_pride_12_23_86@yahoo.com) on July 9, 2004 5:53 PM
Mariah Carey? You can sing but u sure got a brain of an Anna Nicole Smith. If you've ever read the comics or watch the Batman animated series than u know Bale was the PERFECT choice for Bruce wayne/Batman. He got one thing CAN act not saying Keaton can't act cause he was the BEST Batman ever. Also to prove that Bale CAN act go watch Equilibrium, American Physco, and the Machinist. If you studied the way he acts and his facial expression it matches a REAL Bruce Wayne and a Batman. One movie that PROVES Bale can pull off a DARK and BROODING Batman is by watching American Psycho. So go get the facts about Bale before making harsh judgements on him. Geeze. I gurantee you, once u see Bale in "Batman Begins" u'll forget about every harsh and cold words you said about him, its a promise. I'm glad Eminem dissed u back then cause u have no brain to even comprehend what this movie is all about. Also the new Batmobile/Tumbler is in fact ugly to me too. Sometimes u've got to look at the important information in front of you and not the one's that are the little things. If you've read the script that was leaked months back then you'll know this will definitely be the BEST live-action Batman movie ever. With a awesom director directing 2 outstanding movies: Memento and Insomia, a screenwriter which was an ex-Batman comicbook writer, and a all-star cast you know this isn't a failure. I can also gurantee you the movie WILL NOT use Danny Elfman's theme but a new and better theme. I too think it will be low and disrepectful to use the old theme. Enoigh said and get your Batman Begins history and information before typing up crap like this cause your just have no knowledge whatsoever about a TRUE Batman based on the comics movie.
ATTENTION PLEASE
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Posted by Silent_Azn_86 (broken_pride_12_23_86@yahoo.com) on July 9, 2004 6:28 PM
Attention all you ball lickers(people who diss Batman Begins for no reasons) and read everything I type on here. First of all, get your facts about the film before making judgements because you have ABSOLUTELY nothing to argue about and you have no knowledge of what ur talking about. Second, if you've read the script then you'll KNOW that Batman Begins(oh yea this is a RESTART of the Batman franchise if some of you didn't know which means a ORIGIN story...for all you noneducated peeople)already HAS an outstanding storyline and plot. Even though I don't agree that Ra's Al Ghul should've been the villain in a origin story but its still cool and plus Scarecrow is FINALLY going to be on the silver screen. Last thing, stop thinking this will be a TIM BURTON or JOEL SCHUMACHER Batflick because its NOT. This is a NOLAN film and a whole NEW Batman movie. This movie is living it up to the Batman comics so dont' say it isn't. Thats it and next time you idiots post something that is not reasonable or just rigid then I suggest you go shove ur head up your mother's ass cause you don't deserve to be on this planet.
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Posted by Silent_Azn_86 (broken_pride_12_23_86@yahoo.com) on July 12, 2004 12:46 PM
I totally agree with you. This is a restart and this has no connection the previous 4 films. So NOBODY should take this as a prequel nor a sequel. Whole new cast, director, screenwriter just everything is new. Everything is just perfect right now and are going really well. I won't say it'll be a masterpiece but it WILL BE a GREAT movie that can match with Spdier-Man 2. As for how many they will make...Bale, Caine, and Oldman are all signed up for THREE FILMS. But Nolan and Goyer aren't signed for 3 but if all goes WELL you can rest assure that they will signed up again. I'm just hoping they do more than 3 with the same cast/crew because the 1st film WILL do well. I have faith in "Batman Begins" and so should all you BATFANS.. YEA.....
Namtab
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 12, 2004 6:01 PM
I think as long as the new film has that aged, chiaroscuro (Rembrandt, Caravaggio) look they used in the Godfather movies, it should give it the right atmosphere.
after reading all your comments
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 12, 2004 8:28 PM
The truth is no one really nows how this movie will turn out. We can only guess....buy I have to say after reading the script multiple times, I am very excited for this new begining to the Batman series. I have great faith in Chris Nolan's interpritation of the comic book.
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Posted by Silent_Azn_86 (broken_pride_12_23_86@yahoo.com) on July 12, 2004 9:44 PM
Well all of us are going to see where this movie will go when the teaser comes out on Friday in theaters attached to "I, Robot." It being 1 min and 5 sec probably will be long enough to see what Nolan is doing with the movie. I'm expecting to see a good view of the new Gotham city(hoping it is dark and gritty enough but not over the top like Burton's first 2 films), scenes of Batman flying around with his grappler and also throwing his batarangs, and just everything else that is good about the film. The good are of course the great great cast so I would be happy to see some scenes with Gordan and Alfred.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 13, 2004 5:38 AM
I agree with almost everthing you said except for one thing: Clooney didn't kill batman, he was just the por shmuck who was given a !@#$%^ script. Schumaker(sp?) killed batman and should be strung by his balls!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 13, 2004 6:30 AM
Well, I've heard that I, Robot will have a trailer for Batman Begins shown before it and that's coming out around the same time as AvP. However, I think the guy was saying that he thought Batman Begins will have Aliens and Predators in it, in which case I think he's getting it confused with Dead End.
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Posted by Silent_Azn_86 (broken_pride_12_23_86@yahoo.com) on July 13, 2004 11:30 AM
Yea the trailer will go online of course on Friday. You don't have to go see I, Robot. But if you want to see it in good quality and also hear the audience reaction to the teaser than I think its good for you to go see it in theaters.
Bats!!!
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Posted by Thewatcher (souphead) on July 13, 2004 9:52 PM
Ok Tim burton is a great producer i love his movies, however i feel he should have never done the first 2 batman movies, and i feel Keaton, Should not have been batman as well. He didn't look like a "Bruce Wayne" Or a "Batman" and he just seemed as if he was Trying to hard To portray the complex character of both Bats and Bruce. Keaton is a great actor but the role of the bat just shouldn't have been him. Also the ratings for the previous movies should have never been pg-13, it should have been R from the start. When taking into consideration of the madman that bats faces on a regular basis in the comics,we know it should have been R from the Very start.
As Silent_azn said before If you look at his performance alone in American Psycho Bale is the only one at this point who can believably pull off the role of the bat. He is in better phsycal conditon than keaton ever was. The point is this. The story/idea/theory of batman is one of darkness & loss of innocence in my opinion the movie will be better then the ones before despite what the batmobile looks like now.
And as for the new Batmobile.... it is representive of how militant bats was when frank miller was involved with the story.
While burton came pretty close with his Goth versions they still didn't come close to how dark the comics are. And i believe Nolan is the man to make it that dark.
Next year the Bat will Rise And Conquer!!!!!!!
F@$k a preview i can't wait till next year.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2004 7:27 AM
I wonder if there will be loads of people just going for the trailer and then walking out after, like they did for Starwars.
plenty of potential
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2004 10:50 AM
I think bb has plenty of potential. A great director at the helm (who has a tendency to make movies about the dark side of human nature, and portray them in a visually captivating way) a great cast: bale - perfect for the role, has the physical capability (american psycho) while still looking good in a suit, plus he doesnt even like super hero movies, he likes horror movies, thatll make his character darker; gary oldman - great actor when he's given a good script, and just the right age for a ripe gordon - pre-commissioner; katie holmes - where she belongs, in small dark roles (teaching ms. tingle, etc...), she has a dark side, and when it shows, its great acting; morgan freeman - great when in his element; ken wanatabe, liam neesen, and cillian murphy (especially since he's done horror) all have terrific performances on their resumes. as far as the batmobile goes - it should look like a military design, bruce wayne didnt design the original in this storyline, he came across a scrapped military vehicle. the fact that it can actually do everything it portrays in the movie makes it that much more real. All of the images that have been revealed have been dark and gritty, gotham is a sewer as it should be. taking a lot of ideas form batman year one is a great basis, nobody is better at capturing batman than frank miller, not even alex ross. the badsuit is back where it needs to be, completely black - what person is afraid of yellow paint and rubber nipples, plus there is an actual back story to it, and it is designed to increase the strength of the user, once again making batman that much more feasible. from the reviews ive read of the script, this movie has actually nailed the the most important part, the trials and background that creates batman. i dont see any stumbling blocks. the best thing they can do for the series is to go for an r rating. batman is one of the most troubled and dark characters ever written about, no 13 year old should ever have to see what he dishes out as punishment due to his inner torture. I loved the first two batman movies, i think the series didnt go wrong til tim burton decided not to come back. i think it was perfect for its time, but i think that its time for a grittier, edgier & more realistic batman. which appears to be exactly what nolan is working towards. even the symbol is dark and rusty, while simple yet disturbing. no promises, but i expect this to be the definitive batman movie. i dont think you can give a movie a better chance than what this one has, hopefully they wont squander it. as for you naysayers, stay home, no one else cares if you see the movie, they just want to enjoy it for themselves. I for one will do exactly that.
RE: Bats!!!
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Posted by Thewatcher (souphead) on July 14, 2004 11:14 AM
Well those movies were especially aggrevating because it's not like the studio Really cared about their project and wanted to do the movie right, It was all about money, actors who were hot that year and big named producers.
The Fact that Havey Dent Was black in the first one (Billy D. Williams) and all of a sudden he is white in the third one(Tommy Lee Jones) shows in itself how much WB were really about the money. and then in batman and robin batgirl is alfred's niece?? boy was that far from the truth.They keep basing the characters of the 60's t.v. show. the riddler was and is not a giggling ass.
OH!! let's jump back a bit to Forever A grown man adopting another grown man??? what is that about?
they should have only introduced Dick grayson in that movie, and he should have been atleast thirteen.
and years should have passed before he stepped into the role of robin. then the one guy who broke bats, is a body building idiot.after seeing forever and batman and robin one question remained..........
WHY?!?!?!?!?
RE: plenty of potential
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Posted by Thewatcher (souphead) on July 14, 2004 3:06 PM
Yes i agree with the comment on having plenty of potential. My earlier statement were my way of voicing my frustrations with the on screen adaptations of my favorite DC Character. Though i feel in my gut that Begins is in no way related to the previous,I still worry that it won't be what it says it will be. But..If it walks and talks like a duck...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2004 3:32 PM
Like was said before, this new movie has all the elements in place and all the potential to become the definitive Batman movie, hopefully that will be exactly what we get.
It Sounds Pretty Good
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2004 7:38 PM
The last Dark Night Film "Batman & Robin" did not satisfy many viewers including me. I don't think this fim can get any worse than that. On the other hand it would be interesting to see the complete story of Batman on the big screen because the first film "Batman" in 1989 did not. Even though it was still a great movie.
Deouija again.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 14, 2004 8:39 PM
This movie is going to suck... mark my words on that. I AM a serious Batman FAN but will in NO WAY try to hope in a movie such as this to breath the type life into Batman that he should rightfully have. I am a huge fan of Frank Miller's Batman comics I even have a rare edition comic called "Gotham By Gaslight" in which the setting of Gotham City is back in the time's of old when gaslights were used and The Dark Knight went up against Jack The Ripper (very nicely done and thrilling). This film will in NO WAY compare to Spider-Man 2 (only in the fact that its based on a comic book charatcter). Nevertheless I will go see this film and I do hope that I AM PROVED WRONG as I very much want the Bat up to par and holding his own as one of D.C Comics greatest characters. As for the mo-mo who made the comment on Batman Returns being good... that movie was God Awful! The Penguin was ridiculous and looked more monstrous than a very intelligent master mind criminal.. hell the entire feel to the movie had more of a "The Nightmare Before Christman" feel than anything. I hated Catwoman and looking back I think that most people enjoyed that film due to the fact that they were kids. The first Batman movie is a true classic and worthy of staying on my comic book movie shelf but every other Batman movie after that one (as if I really had to even type this, you all know deep down that what I'm saying is true... you in denial morons) was DANK and just a waste of a great idea that could have had loads of potential. I think that its great that they are trying to start all over (as they should) but the bottom line is D.C Comics is in no way a match for Marvel (FACT) and the last TRULY GREAT comic book character movie that D.C has ever done was Superman The Movie & Superman 2. The first Batman in all actuality didn't even compare with that masterpiece of a film. D.C had better get it together but ALOT is riding on Batman Begins and if they manage to screw this up it will truly be THE END as fans are growing tired of attempts to bring the Batman to his rightful place of glory. The majority of you people are like hopeless lemmings and not really worth my typing time to reply to but its a free country with freedom of speech and opinions as well and the above stated is mine. So go chew on that and please find something better to do than try to retaliate on me and challenge my superior intellect on your dim witted pathetic and feeble minds. Also, why resort to using profanity? It just shows that as I already know that most of you are not able to hold a truly intelligent discussion without resorting to such debauchery of terms as your intellect and character are void of literary intelligence. Arrrrg why do I bother?
Peons... peons everywhere as far as the eye can see.
:) lmao&ROTF!!!!!
Yours truly,
-Deouija
RE: Deouija again.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 6:14 AM
So your taste in films is pathetic, no one wants to hear any more of your mindless dribble. Both of the batman movies directed by tim burton were very well done, but there is plenty of room for improvement. With the potential bb has, it could be the revival of the legacy, or it could fail. But i'd personally rather look at the positive aspects of the movie, which you obviously haven't stopped to consider. So go educate yourself with whats going on with the film before you leave posts that depict you as an utter imbicile.
RE: Deouija again.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 7:12 AM
I'm sorry if you can't accept the harsh truth but I'm afraid that's your problem. If none of you morons have the ability to look past your childish Batman action figures and realise that this film is destined to suck then you all need a taste of reality. For instance, just look at that Batmobile and tell me the film's going to rock, go on, no I didn't think so. And don't start crying about the fact that Chris Nolan is directing because guess what? He's not actually that good, Memento was a completely retarded film with an actor who looks like a fag and Insomnia was just as bad with Al Pacino who's well past his best. Plus he's British and so is the guy playing batman, what do Brits know about Batman? It's part of AMERICAN pop culture for Christs sake. Unfortunatly I understand that there is simply no getting through to many of you so feel free to insult me all you like but just bear all this in mind when the film comes out and it sucks.
Yours truly,
-Deouija
RE: Deouija again.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 7:26 AM
wow, yet another display of sub-par intelligence. First off, the batmobile goes very well with the story line - a scrapped military project... i can go with that, especially since it is functional, and doesnt pretend to climb walls. it actually reminds me a lot of the batmobile from frank miller's the dark night returns. Chris nolan is incredibly talented and you just showed the world your complete lack of grey matter by resorting to an insult i havent used since high school. the symbolism in both of nolans movies is so well done its almost tangible, but u wouldnt appreciate that having an iq of my shoe size. and if you cant see that american psycho prepared bale for this role (hell, he was a rich psychotic who walked around in a suit all day in inner turmoil - and he's a huge fan of horror movies) then you should get a catscan. i hope i meet you some day, just so i have a visual image of what stupidity looks like.
RE: ATTENTION PLEASE
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 2:51 PM
What do any of you know about any of this?
You're Batman fans? Good for you! You and about a billion other people.
You all think your so clever, don't you?
"I don't like the new Batmobile", "Christian Bale sucks", "You suck"
"No, you suck". Boo fucking hoo.
No one cares what any of you think, you bunch of whiny douchebags.
None of you can put forth a coherent or logical thought and yet you spout off at the mouth as if you are somehow experts or have personal, first hand knowledge of the production. The only ones who have anything important to say are the people making the movie. Everyone else can suck a dick.
Don't like it? Get out of your chair and make your own fucking movie. Then see how much you enjoy the uninformed internet opinions about YOUR project, you worthless shitbags.
Go fuck yourselves.
RE: Deouija again.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 3:30 PM
Hey, your highness, do us a favor and follow the lemmings over the edge...you are no better than anyone else here, your opinion no more valuable. Your "intellect" is entirely presumed by you. You offer no new insight yet behave as if you are touched by some greater wisdom. You state your opinion as fact and look down your noses at everyone else's opinions.
Let me clear something up for you: You suck. Why don't you take your pseudo-superior bullshit and...sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities here...shove it up your fucking raisin hole.
RE: Deouija again.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 3:42 PM
Hey Douchia, you're still here. Fuckin' A you're a glutton for punishment. Dumb too. If you think this movie is going to blow, why don't you do everyone a favor and blow out of here. Fuck, it pisses me off when I think of people like you breathing my air.
WTF????!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 4:46 PM
Hey Silent_Azn_86, you monkey poker! First of all let me just make this perfectly clear... THE LAST POST THAT WAS ENTERED BY ME SUPPOSEDLY... WAS NOT MINE AND NOT FROM ALL AT ALL!!!! SOMEONE TRIED USING MY NAME AND IMPERSONATING ME!!! For the ignoramus that did that, I don't need you or anyone else to hide behind me as far as my or your true feelings on this destined to fail movie. If you have your own opinions about this movie that it is bad or whatever, be a man/woman and state your opinion... but don't impersonate other people because your to chicken dung to state your opinion on your merit. Just about all of you are freakin circus monkeys and should be treated and beat as such. As for the person that wanted to know where I live so he could stomp a "mudhole in my ass" your very funny for comic relief. Its people like you that read about or see on the t.v news... murdered violently for messing with the WRONG person, you have NO idea who I am or what I'm capable of and you make threats???! I do hope you truly live your life by this way of behavior because if you EVER one day hopefully happen upon me every trouble or worry that you've ever had or would have had would never concern you ever again... only the people that would attend your funeral. Do you lum lums REALLY think the likes of you could EVER match me in wits or intelligence? Stupid americans no doubt (not that all of you are stupid, but your mind set is no match for a French person). I have said it before and I will say it again... THIS MOVIE IS DOOMED FOR FAILURE and a WASTE of time at any hope for redemption. You idiotic unrealistic hopes at hollywood bringing true justice to the Bat is a pipe dream. I AM a TRUE BATMAN FAN and its a damn shame how Hollywood has dragged his cape and cowl thru the mud.. but you just keep on hoping don't you?! Idiots. A GREAT Batman film would have only come about by filmmakers that were TRULY interested in the CORE of what and WHO Batman is all about but that will NEVER happen, Hollywood had its chance at this and screwed it up royally. It makes me SICK to my stomache that Batman has been affected SO BAD that they ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO START FROM SCRATCH! You think that BALE will do a good job??? Why not cast ME (a FRENCH person) as the legendary AMERICAN GOTHIC DARK KNIGHT, for crying out loud. Arrrrrg, I can't take this anymore, my actually reading the comments many of you have made to me has actually given me a headache due to your stupidity and dim witted statements. I should have my own island or something so that I can trily enjoy the splendor of my majestic mind and higher thoughts. I sometimes look out my window overlooking Times Square and see all the people walking aimlessly about, like filthy useless cockroaches and it gives me chill to think that I actually share this planet with people like you. I can only hope that one day all such people will cease to exists and make way for the SUPERIOR minds of this world. Arrrrrg, typing to you people is like a rocket scientist trying to communicate to a retarded chimpanzee... WHATS THE USE?! Well, I am leaving this site for good and ANY more si called statements from me another this WILL NOT be from me but LOSERS trying to impersonate me. If you read my style and masterful way of writing you would have noticed that there was a HUGE difference in that style and the style written by the createn that impersonated me. I AM BETTER THAN JUST ABOUT ALL OF YOU, I say just about because I know that there are others who think as I do and I say once again before I part, although I sincerely hope that Batman Begins shows the Dark Knight for the awsome character and champion that he is.. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS FILM WILL ACCOMPLISH THAT. For the love of ALL thats good they actually have Michael Cain as ALfred Pennyworth???!!!!! I'm sure that many of you will cheer for that awful choice but then again your nimrods anyway. Alfred should have been played by a dark hair english actor like that guy from the movie "A Fish Called Wanda" or someone similiar... but MICHAEL CAIN???!!! Arrrrrrrg, I refuse to say anymore about what else churns my bowls about this movie because I really must guard my mentality and not allow anyone or anything to make me even slighty resemble people like you.
Good Bye & Good Riddens,
-Deouija
P.S: Did I forget to mention that... BATMAN BEGINS IS GOING TO REAK?
LMAO :)
P.S.S: Silent_Azn_86 you can honor me and show your respect by putting your mouth to good use and wrap your lips around my... well my little urchin you get the picture don't cha?... you freakin used sperm receptacle.
Viva Le FRANCE!!!!!!!!
RE: Bats!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 4:55 PM
Yes, Tim Burton is undoubtedly a great producer. You know what though, he's an even better DIRECTOR. So long as he's not doing a big budget studio movie. Like Batman. Batman Returns. Mars Attacks. Planet of the Apes. Then he tends to suck. I much prefer his smaller, more personal feeling films. Ed Wood. Edward Scissorhands. Nightmare before Christmas. Big Fish.
He hasn't got what it takes to make a big flash movie. Well, a good one anyway.
A friend of mine relayed this to me: He once met Mr. Burton in person and asked "What happened with Batman?" Tim complained back "It was the suits". Hey, Tim
you were there, right, when the movie was being made? You cashed the checks? You WERE the fucking director, yeah? Take some responsibility, and stop doing big budget shit. It's not for you, mate.
I don't know why people defend the first "Batman". It's total shit. Doesn't hold up at all on any level.
And stop calling Tim Burton DARK, for fuck sakes. Bukowski is dark.
Burton is whimsical.
but what can you expect from this country of pussy-ass, mall-walking, fear of everything-having fucks.
Dark. Don't make me fucking laugh.
RE: WTF????!
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Posted by Silent_Azn_86 (broken_pride_12_23_86@yahoo.com) on July 15, 2004 5:27 PM
Well since you don't like living in the same planet as us why don't you just take my advice idiotic mental a-hole? Go kill shoot yourself with a gun. I don't care whether you hate dealing with people like me cause you know what empty mind a-hole? This is not a perfect world we're all living in and standing on...since when did someone said this world won't be fill with at least some people like me? I know who I am and I know I'm a nice and respectful person, but when I meet people like you online I have no personal contrrol over my anger. It takes so much harsh remarks and comments to get me piss off and ready to ignite that person's house on fire. I have my limits and you just cross it way way over and the my border line is there for a purpose. Also one more thing...have you even been reading the facts and info about the movie blind piece of lard? I've been repeating myself for people like you about the movie and it doesn't seem to me that the info are getting to your hollow mind. I've said it over and over again about the kind of acting skills Bale posess and you like the little a-hole you are keep on condoning it and avoid the truth of it. Have you even seen his movies? O I forgot you don't care...you are sure the most unhappy person I have EVER met online and it makes me sad that you have no happy days. Not even in your childhood, not even throughout your whole lifetime. PLEASE CAN YOU LOOK AT THE "FACTS" ABOUT THIS MOVIE before judging it cause the words your typing up are just deleterious not only to me but you also. Oh yea, you say you can act far more better than Bale can ever in his career? I would love to see that happen so then I can see how you look like on the big screen and laugh at your lack of talent. Then I would know who the hell you are so I can track your ass down and end this misery you have going on in your life once and for all. You think I'm joking with you punk? Even after 7, 8, or even 50 years has pass I would still walk with a stick and slap you across your wrinkled ugly face for all the kids you scared. It really makes me think if your a outsider put into this world by god just to get diss and push around. Oh you feel a sudden pain in your head or stomach..o...I don't care...its good that some part of your body is hurting cause it seems like your life has taken its toll and finally coming to a near end. I'm sorry if I hurted your so sensitive feelings little dinky boy. You think I'm actually scared and shedding tears of fear of you? Lol...thats funny...I think you're the one who's a comedian. Whats your occupation? Standing in the streets by a liquor store dressed up as a retarded clown? Man I would pay to see that so I can make fun of you..instead of your lousy ass acts...lol...whhewww...your hilarious man...your words are funny and dumbfounded...yea right...lol...keep on dancing clown...keep on talking smack and dance the life out of yourself....yyaawwnnn...your boring me to death...get it? Death...lol....man your making me type stupid and retarded...stay away you ugly clown...oh yea if your pondering whether you should type up a response to this with your real occupation....don't cause I can careless about it...
RE: WTF????!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 6:03 PM
Sorry to see you go, Douchie!
Hey gang, what do you think the odds are that our friend here is reaallyy French? Oris it just another affectation in his rich fantasy life?
What street are you on that overlooks Times Square, by the way?
Are you maybe talking about Times Square in Goat Balls, Tennessee, where you really live?
Is that why you have to go online with your fakey dialects? To relieve the crushing boredom of your life? To deal with the realization that there is nothing special about you? That you yourself are a human cockroach?
Either way, it doesn't matter...you're going away, and that's the important thing.
Later, Fuck Nut
"Of course I am French. Why else would I have zis Outrageous accent?"
Silent_Azn_86
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 8:34 PM
Silent_Azn_86, I sent you a personal e-mail. I really do hope you enjoy it... my little desert flower. Mona me WHAT A WOMAN! *I think I'm in lust* :)
-Deouija
P.S: The movie is still going to suck but I'd love to look into your eyes while your fueled with that anger and plant such a kiss on your lips that would make you burn for me in the depths of your being... all the while you would actually be upset withyourself for wanting me, but that can be easily cured... with time.
RE: Silent_Azn_86
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2004 12:45 AM
You are a severly delusional individual you know that Silent_Azn_86? I would give you my "kung pow oriental style kick your fried rice eating ass" special. You can't match me because I'm ABOVE YOU, BEYOND YOU and so damn far outta your league my fighting you wouldn't hardly give me a workout. I'd do to you what we French do to mere flies on the wall... swat them and go about our day. You couldn't make a dent on me and thats with you HAVING your baseball bat, and whatever other kitchen utensils you could scrounge up. I would humiliate you like a abandoned orphan and then hang you out to dry... you duck sauce confusin for ketchup bang wearing, baggy dumped a load in your jeans wearin misfit Long Duck Dong Molly Ringwald from "16 Candles" foreign exchange student blind you with dental floss hazardous driving egg foo young dipshit! The question girly boy REALLY ought to be DO YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND WHO YOUR MESSIN WITH?! You couldn't hold a candle next to me you dim witted fried pork rolled punk. I would massacre you in 5001 different ways and still not ruin my clothes in the process. Your "crew" as you say... your "gang"... LMAO.. what a joke, I wont even humor you in going into how ridiculous you sound... your gang... yeah right Puh-Leeeeeese. I'd single handedly by myse;g go thru your pathetic "gang of merry men" as if they were apart of Spanky and Alfalfa's gang from "The Little Rascals"! Little girly boy, I'd spare your miserable life only on the basis that my kickin your ass would extend into the night and I would only have mercy on you when the street light came on signaling your curfew time to get back home to your momma. I'd drag your beaten and bruised body back to your house and show your momma proudly what I did to you! Your momma would be so happy that someone finally put you in your place that NOT ONLY would she more than likely commence to getting a few cheap shots off to your face herself but she would blow me as a way of saying thank you.. and if I feel up to it I may provide her with with a anal experience that would leave you wondering why your mom suddenly signed up for lessons on how to speak French. You dilweed dum sum nothing useful to say fortune cookie believin in candy ass.
Arrrrrrrg, I wish that I could at least just crack you in the face one good time before I retire to bed but the dreams I'll have about me and your grateful mom will more than suffice for now.
I'd tie that chain you were talkin about around your neck and attach the other end to something in my cellar so that one of the first things I could do in the morning is greet your tight eyed tan sandal wearin ass to a warm welcome reunion to my fists of fury, and then I'd leave your retarded ass down there while I went upstairs to make me some breakfast. I'd express mail your dumb ass to Korea with a note attached to the chain around your neck askin the receiver of package to try and guess if you were Chinese, Japanese, Korean or black, due to the sever extent of your bruises and injuries... hell I may even offer a prize if they could come up with the correct answer... oh and I'd have you wearin a ballerina tu-tu while holding pictures of me giving your mom the anal reception and your other hannd would be holding a dead parakeet to maintain your dog/cat eatin ass on the long trip. You moron, you CAN"T EVEN HOPE IN YOUR DREAMS TO MATCH ME.. its too hard a thing for you to comprehend girly boy. Ohh and again I say it to you... Batman Begins is going to BLOW.
Later you noodle eatin Bat Nerd,
-Deouija :)
LMFAO&ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: WTF????!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2004 7:31 AM
wow, what an insult to the french people this waste of life is, lol. I have some very good french friends who actually have something inside their cranium. I've spent plenty of time abroad, and let me tell the rest of you, most people who travel are educated and can see things through multiple perspectives. It was a sad day for the french people the day your mother pushed you out with an umbilical cord wrapped way to tightly around your neck. in fact thats probably what caused the brain damage youve exhibited on this site. face it man, you're a load your mom should have swallowed. Anyone here know how to get someone blocked from this website so that he'll stop using it as a pulpit for the mentally retarted nation?
RE: Bad Casting
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2004 7:34 AM
hate to tell you man, but the new catwoman movie looks like shit. i dont think that halle berry would be good as anything but a love interest in bb. i think katie holmes has her moments and will fit in better then halle, but there are plenty of actresses out there who could fill it better. but you know what, shes a supporting character at best, so im not worried about those in the minor rolls, they got the major ones right, so who cares
RE: Silent_Azn_86
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2004 9:07 AM
Okay, I decided to have a glance back here to see what all the backwards-thinking butt monkeys were crying about now. Some of you seem to be unable to read as well as write as I explicitly stated above that there were people trying to imitate me, people who are too scared to voice their own opinons or who simple want to try and portray me as gay as eight year olds do. However, once agin I find myself here, having to lower my IQ so that I can communicate with all you monkeys in a manner of which you will understand. Silent_Azn_86, You seem to have the most to say about me and it all seems to involve wanting to burn down my house. I can not express to you how stupid you are making yourself look and can but feel sorry for the way that you actually believe that there is some sort of meaning to your exsistence. You, and everyone else on this message board are simply marching blindly on like lemmings to your eventual end while trying desperately to cling to the hope that movies such as the new Batman one will bring you some kind of internal happiness. Perhaps it is because I am French that my interlect is so much higher than yours, afterall, you are all mainly American and therefore your IQ is substantially lower than the average Frenchman. I know that many of you will resort to name calling and claiming for the hundreth time that "Good old U.S of A saved Frechie boys ass in WWII" and if that makes you fell better about your measly life then by all means, go ahead.
I would feel sorry for you if I didn't feel so agreaved at the fact that people like you are allowed to exsist in the same plain as someone like me. The truth of the matter is you just make me yawn.
-Deouija
RE: BATMAN BEGINS u are all fools
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2004 9:08 AM
I think Nolan knows how to make scarecrow a good villain.
I only have a problem with Ras AlGhul. I like Watanabe but really hate the character al ghul. Well and the Joker will probably appear in the following movie 2007
RE: Oh No.
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Posted by KILLINGJOKE 278 (KILLINGJOKE@AOL.COM) on July 17, 2004 1:18 PM
FROM WHAT I'VE READ OF YOUR MESSAGE YOU ARE CLEARLY AN IDIOT. THIS IS PUTTING IT LIGHTLY. LOOK AT A FRANK MILLER BOOK AND YOU WILL SEE THE BATMOBILE DEPICTED THIS WAY. WE SHOULD ALL FEEL GRATEFUL THAT PEOPLE AS TALENTED AS THIS (BALE,NOLAN) ARE HELPING TO HELM THIS PROJECT. TRUE TO THE ORIGIN OR NOT, NO MOVIE IS EVER A 100% INTEPRETATION. RESPECT OR GET BEAT DOWN
RE: Bat chase
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Posted by Thewatcher (souphead) on July 17, 2004 6:52 PM
You can see it at Ifilm.com. I enjoyed it a whole lotThe guy that is the joker COmpletely Brought to life Mark hamil's version of the joker From the animated series And the aliens and predator twist is also fun. I didn't think the three (bats, aliens, and the predator) could fit but when watching deadend it doesn't feel wrong. I am not saying it's the best thing in the world but i feel you may enjoy it silent_azn
RE: Oh No.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 18, 2004 5:50 PM
can i just say that when i read people say how great Keaton was and how he's the best batman... I AGREE THIS IS TRUE!!! but you also have to remember that he was deeply critiied by all batman fans. i agree with the person who said bale is batman. because if you watch him like you can tell he will be a great bruce wayne and even bttr batman. am not saying he will be better than keaton , but wat i am saying is bale will be at least second best. also i dont like the look of the batmobile, but yet again i am dying to see this movie. i think it will be great and also agree that they will get a few things wrong but still manage to make batman (and bale) look awesome!!!
RE: Oh No.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 18, 2004 5:52 PM
can i just say that when i read people say how great Keaton was and how he's the best batman... I AGREE THIS IS TRUE!!! but you also have to remember that he was deeply critiied by all batman fans. i agree with the person who said bale is batman. because if you watch him like you can tell he will be a great bruce wayne and even bttr batman. am not saying he will be better than keaton , but wat i am saying is bale will be at least second best. also i dont like the look of the batmobile, but yet again i am dying to see this movie. i think it will be great and also agree that they will get a few things wrong but still manage to make batman (and bale) look awesome!!!
NEW Trailer Description....
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Posted by Silent_Azn_86 (broken_pride_12_23_86@yahoo.com) on July 18, 2004 11:11 PM
Hey I was reading post up at BOF like I always do and I saw this new one. The post had the description of the NEW trailer of the REAL ONE this time and it doesn't sound legit like the last 2 we read. But enough of me talking yourselves seeing if it sounds like the actual thing now. Since the trailer of Batman Begins has already been made but not released. Here it is:
Here's a shot by shot (stylistically, the films look is raw &bleak, in fact it looks a lot like Nolan's 'Insomnia'...funny that, being the same cinematographer...)
Anyway -
The silvery warners Logo appears (like the Harry potter one)
(Christian Bale's voice narrates the trailer in a raspy, low voice)
* "They told me there was nothing out there"
A low angle shot tracking in front of a bleak rainswept wayne manor. It appears to be a wake. A few people mill about with black umbrellas.
*"they told me there was nothing to fear"
Shot of Alfred (caine) with an umbrella, standing in the rain with a young Bruce next to him.
* Low angle shot looking up from the bottom of a well
- A silhouetted young boy falls through the boarded up opening, he drops down towards the camera, debris flying about him.
* back to close up of small boy in the rain next to Alfred.
"but the night my parents were murdered i caught a glimpse of something..."
*flash cut to a terrified young Bruce cowering in terror, he is partially splattered in blood..
*"....I've looked for it ever since" - an adult Bruce walks slowly along a rainy dock looking out over the ocean. Fades out.
*shot of a rugged iceland mountain range.
*bruce's lonely figure climbs to the top of a snowy mountain range and begins to walk down the other side towards a lonely settlement.
*"I went around the world....searched in all the shadows"
In the barren, icey tundra Bruce enters what looks like a tibetan village, it's desolate, run down, delapidated...
*"and there is something out there in the darkness".
In a blizzard, Bruce climbs a stone stairway to a hilltop monastery.
*"something terrifying..."
Bruce enters the monastery in a shot similar to Aragorn entering King Theodan's keep at Helm's deep in The Two Towers - pushing two massive doors open, light shafts in etc...
*"...that will not stop until it gets revenge"
A feral looking Bruce sits in a dungeon like room, he's dishevelled, dirty.
A shadowy figure moves towards him - we do not see it's face - Bruce's head snaps around to see the assailant - the music climaxes - cut to black -there is a long pause...
*shot of Christian Bale's face , he says: "me"
There is a flash frame of the picture we've already seen - a brooding, costumed Batman in dramatic lighting -cuts to black - out of the blackness comes the rust coloured, revamped bat logo - no title - it says "summer 2005'"
Batman: Dead End
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Posted by Deouija (No Email) on July 19, 2004 9:24 AM
Okay okay, looks like you need help from me (as if the thought of that surprises me), you Americans are very amusing kinda like watching my nephews ant farm at times (very interesting but every now and then you must throw them a crumb or two to keep their spririts up). Anyway, here is the proper link to actually see Batman: Dead End ( http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2474406 ). This is a film though short and independant it truly shows the way that Batman was meant to be, should be and hopefully WILL be in the Batman: Begins film.
- Deouija
Frackin American Circus Monkeys... gotta love ya, the SAVING GRACE of the WORLD... PUH-LEASE.
:)
RE: Batman: ?Dead End
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 19, 2004 11:07 AM
have you actually read your own posts, they all say the same thing... youre a boring repetitious ignoramous who gets his kicks by going to online websites where no one can see how pathetic you are, and trying to act superior after glancing through websters all goddamn day. do something with your life! we all know you're pathetic, otherwise you wouldnt feel the constant need to come back here and defend yourself. its basic psychology. you say youre going to leave and never come back. do that, the rest of us will be happy to see you go. and just so you know, americans have a larger average penis length, and guess what, my IQ is enough to get me a double major and double minor in engineering, dont play the grey matter card here, it wont work. just because someone doesnt share your opinion doesnt particularly mean they are right or wrong, but youd do well to at least inform yourself of the subject matter before coming to the debate, might give you credibility. take that teat out of your mouth and grow up. If you post something here again, make it informed, or at a minimum, new and entertaining. youre so painfully pathetic its not even worth wasting more time on you.
RE: NEW Trailer Description....
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Posted by Silent_Azn_86 (broken_pride_12_23_86@yahoo.com) on July 19, 2004 11:41 AM
Well this is a teaser for god sake...what do you expect from a teaser? Teasers aren't suppose to be give out that much of the movie...I think this teaser is great. I'm sad that it didn't had that much scenes of Batman nor the other big cast but this is a TEASER NOT A INTERNATIONAL TRAILER. When the trailer comes out you'll be more satisfied with that.
RE: NEW Trailer Description....
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 19, 2004 4:57 PM
the trailer sound stupid....this doesn't mean im not excited for the actual movie...trust me I'm so stoked and ready for it...I just hope that you're wrong and this isn't the teaser..I think the one on the top top of this page is more exciting.
RE: Batman: ?Dead End
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 20, 2004 6:06 AM
Yea, we're all geeks here, it's just that some of us are more willing to accept it than others.
RE: Oh No.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 21, 2004 11:48 AM
i totaly disagree, i have every faith in director, christopher nolan, i am a huge fan of isomnia and momento wich are both great movies, i think its gonna be a big success and i think that christian bale is perfect for the part
Batman4ever
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 21, 2004 3:09 PM
hey man any body talking shit is fucking stupid i've always enjoyed the batman movies i been waiting for a new batman film since batman&Robin dropped i can't wait until this one comes out. I really hope they give batman more of an edge make him more torn apart with passion, the last two films weren't really that good would made them seem bad was two much color, like comedy and what not it's batman he is a rough guy we don't need that. All i know is that this movie better come out within the next 5 month, I gotta see it
I'll be the bigger person
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Posted by Deouija (No Email) on July 22, 2004 8:06 AM
[quote]Sorry but the film is 11 months and 27 days away.... my bad...its actually 10 months and 27 days away...[/quote]
LOL, I told ya Silent_Azn_86 was a stupid asian american (lmao... j/k)
:)
-Deouija
P.S: Hey Silent_Azn_86, lets call a truce huh? I know that I can at times come off as being obnoxious or even arrogant but its not easy for me being that I am French and extremely intelligent. My parents raised me to believe that as a people as a whole americans are more like rabid wolves in their daily dealings with one another and as such they are okay to communicate with and the like but you wouldn't want to have them as friends. I was raised to be proud of my heritage and french culture so I apologize if I might have offended you and you show your a big person as well by accepting my apology yes no? The bottom line is that I tryly do hope that the Batman Begins movie is worth my money to go see and I also hope that it lives up to its expectations of bringing the Dark Knight to his rightful glory on the silver screen.
:P
RE: I'll be the bigger person
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Posted by Silent_Azn_86 (broken_pride_12_23_86@yahoo.com) on July 22, 2004 11:58 AM
Ok...people make mistakes retard...geeze this guy seems like perfection is possible in this world...what a hypocrite...big deal if I got it wrong...damn like it makes you any bigger for pointing it out....this guy said he was going to leave but instead he sticks around...okay...what kind of intelligence is that? You said you were going to leave but you're still here...reasons? Stupid asian american? Just because I got the months and days wrong for how far the movie is doesn't mean I'm stupid...damn this guy try to find any thing to make himself seem more intelligent when...it doesn't...lol....omg....this guy is the biggest idiot...having typos mean your stupid? Never heard of that one before...even the smart people make mistakes dinky hypocrite....what you think they're perfect? Keep dreaming, keep dreaming....I'll be the bigger person? LoL...nice title...you think I'm here typing up shit to make myself feel bigger than you? Dream on...I can careless whether you think thats the situation...omg....no wonder so many people hate chu...your stupid, paranoid, retarded, dilusional, and a hyprocite...what more can I say...you try to make people stupid when you never accomplish it...give it up...one way to prove who's better is telling me your address so I can drive or fly all the way there and keep my promise of shooting a hole through your head...come on whats the adress? I'm tired of your stupidity....."LOL, I told ya Silent_Azn_86 was a stupid azn american." LoL...omg this guy is just hilarious...you want to point out other typos people type up to make them stupid when it doesn't prove crap...lol...this guy is so stupid...
RE: Batman Begins
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Posted by Deouija (No Email) on July 22, 2004 12:45 PM
You freakin monkey brain eating moronic twit. Silent_Azn_86 I was trying to actually be nice to you and call a truce but I can see that my thoughts of you were dead on accurate... your a anus licking asian american half minded mail order homo. Why did I even try to actually make peace with you? Your right dill nerd you want to know where I live do ya???!!!! Fine, you death wish praying for dumb ass I'll e-mail you with my address and even a meeting place in Central Park NYC (it will be secluded so there wont be any interuptions from the police and I can inconspiculously dispose of your carcass after I'm done with you). If you actually do plan on coming to meet me be a MAN (I know thats hard for you) and come alone and face me but I bet you'd be to much of a little beeotch to muster up that much nerve... am I right you walkin sperm receptical... AM I RIGHT?!!!! Why of course I am... I'm ALWAYS RIGHT... ALWAYS.. even when I'm wrong. I have ability to actually make you famous Silent_Azn_86 and I hope you take me up on my generous offer because TRUST ME after I'm done with you your going to be known all across the miserable USA nation as million upon millions of t.v viewers will get to have a glance into who you were as one thing you can be certain of girly boy... the beating that I will put on you will be legendary and will make alot of just starting out newsreporters VERY famous. Say goodbye to your friends & family before coming to meet me and don't make any plans to see them ever again (at least not in this life) you asian freakish fool. I withdraw any thing I said to you before in hopes of making a truce with you... now your just gonna have to learn the hard way as I can see that your the type of person who insists on trying to roller blade uphill. Come and get me you little bitch, I really do look forward in REALLY disgracing you before your eyes, you will see for yourself first hand on just why I am SUPERIOR in EVERYTHING that I do... EVERYTHING. You can't talk trash about us French as we as a people..no.. A NATION are on another level of sophistication that people like you but every now and then we have to lower ourselves just a tad bit to get our knuckles dirty and teach people like you a lesson... I have no problem in making an example outta you. For the rest of you lum lums here, dont worry, if this rejected retard actually does have balls enough to come and meet me I will leave a typed up note stuffed in hios mouth so that all of you can know it was him when he's talked about on the evening news.
-Deouija
P.S: America sucks and so will the Batman Begins movie... but don't worry about it (or sweat it as they say) Silent_Azn_86 more than likely wont ever get a chance to see this film. lmao
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Posted by Deouija (No Email) on July 22, 2004 6:49 PM
Hahaha... okay dim sum dingaling laugh at this, check your personal e-mail address now my address is there and like I said, you just gove me the date and time and I'll take care of the rest. If you decide to take me up on my offer (actually YOU made the offer by saying that if I came to America you would do "this and that" to me but apparantly you didn't know I was already here) you had better show up otherwise I will post in here on just how much a coward I already know you are, so don't go "writing a check that your ass can't cash".
-Deouija
P.S: I wish you could see the ear to ear smile I'm wearin right now, just the thought of how much of a big mouth coward you are delights me for some strange reason... by all means then lum lum... keep talkin.
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Posted by Silent_Azn_86 (broken_pride_12_23_86@yahoo.com) on July 22, 2004 10:04 PM
Sorry but didn't get no e-mail from you hypocrite...even if you send me your address I can't go since all I'll be doing is wasting money flying to New York just to beat the living shit out of you....if you were to live in California I'll be happy to go...you can say shit about me about this but you live all the way at the end of the U.S. and I'll be wasting my money going there...if you got the money and time to come to San Francisco, CA getting your ass beat then heres my address: 9 Britton St. San Francisco, CA 94544
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Posted by Deouija (No Email) on July 23, 2004 3:02 AM
Fine Silent_Azn_86, a truce it is. I have to say that you stick to your guns and will not back down and thats admirable about you. I would actually have a beer or 10 with you. Well, I'm still not crazy about the american public but your actually not that bad. I cant even remember what we were arguing about and why.
-Deouija
P.S: Now then, if someone else tries to impersonate me you can just check to see if they are registered with my user name if it says "Random Shemp" or anything OTHER than Deouija (my name) then you'll know its not me and by all means feel free to unleash your fury on them.
Later compadre.
idiots
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 23, 2004 8:59 AM
wow deouja, i doubt you're even french, and silent azn, you're just a retard for thinking that some moron on some retarded forum would actually fight you. Thank you both though, you've provided me with the entertainment i needed in lieu of actually watching the batman teaser. Yeah, that's what this thread was about. good game.
Imposter alert
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Posted by Deouija (No Email) on July 23, 2004 3:33 PM
Just to let you know, the last post that was again supposedly by me was not from me. After it says Posted by you will notice that that scumbag has a dash before his name
(-Deouija), whereas my name does not (Deouija). Also, for the brilliant swami that posted IDIOTS as his subject: #1) I am from France (and very proud of it) I am here in America on business and have one more year left to be in this cess pool of a country (the people in New York are all paranoid, lonely and rude) #2) Neither I nor Silent_Azn_86 are here to provide your bored ass with comic relief, if you want comic relief go jack off while looking at yourself in a mirror and #3) If Silent_Azn_86 lived in my immediate area or I in his and we didn't agree to a truce you had better believe that history would have been made by either one or the both of us. Hmmm come to think of it... why am I explaining ourselves to the likes of an obvious circus monkey anyway??? Go back to your cage, eat a bannana and swing nicely from your tail. Now thats comic relief.
:)
-Deouija (The ONE and ONLY)
P.S: And as for the imposter, actually the first guy that tried to impersonate me did a much better job of it, although he was a hairy ass pimple with the intellectual I.Q of a spud he at least displayed a certain sense of style that made me chuckle. You sir on the other hand are simply a twit.
Let's get back on track
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Posted by Thewatcher (souphead) on July 24, 2004 10:01 PM
While it's always amusing to watch guys take the piss out of eachother, can we turn our focus back to Batman begins? Has there been any word on the fight Choreography??
And in that interview with david goyer did he say it was a definite or a maybe that the trailer will show with AVP?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 29, 2004 6:37 AM
The first trailer to be released for any big film like this is always a teaser trailer, a T-E-A-S-E-R trailer meaning that it's not going to have all the fast paced action and excitement of a final trailer. I remember the teaser for Spiderman was basically the camera zipping around the logo, that was it, there's just no way the teaser for Batman Begins would show as much as this guy claims.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 29, 2004 7:08 AM
god i hope deouija gets deported and they accidentally drop him off in the middle east, since we know how good the french are at defending themselves, lol. god, you're a load your mom should have swallowed, a useless waste of space, and one of the most unintelligent pathetic individuals that i have ever heard of. But dont worry, im sure your donkey still loves you.
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Posted by Deouija (No Email) on July 29, 2004 2:33 PM
I am a huge fan of The Bat you dingleberry hanging twad. I have been a fan of The Batman since my childhood years in which I have collected in my keep a very large amount of his comic books. I just don't really think in my superb opinion that this "Batman Begins" film will have any real staying power at the box office. Oh it will do tremendously well at the box office on opening day as millions of baffoons crowd the theartres in hopes that this film will somehow provide them a hope that Warner Bros would have finally made things right with the Batman franchise by starting from scratch... but the problem is THEY STILL JUST DON'T GET IT. They still are making a cardinal mistake with this world renowned comic book D.C hero and legend (a mistake that Sam Raimi corrected in the Spider-Man sequal and profitted immensely from due to true audience appreciation... then again it helped that Mr. Raimi was/is a fan of Spider-Man himself) and this you circus monkeys... this will result in this film to never reach the true potential that deserves to be with this character. Oh and for the ingenious ignoramus who so eloquently suggested that me mum should have swallowed the load that made me... try being a bit more creative, someone has already said that to me already. Then again you and your kind of people can't really help but copy the typing styles of other nimwits being that your kind usually holds the intellect of either a head or lettuce or a yam. I even try to be "kind" and throw you ungrateful american dogs a bone by providing you with the actual link to view the teaser trailor and what do you do?... huh?... you do what any rabid animal would do and snarl or snap at me! Unthankful piles of horse fodder is what you people are but I expect this from your kind, this is why other countries can't in general stand America or americans to this day... just LOOK at you... LOOK at the type of people you are and have developed into, and you have the gall to say ANYTHING about FRANCE or French people??? LMAO... Puh-leeeeeeeeease. Sonn my business will be done here in this country and I for my part can't wait to get my feet back on the blessed soil of France and return to my people, trust me, after my being here for almost 3 years... you can have your so called LAND OF THE FREE & HOME OF THE BRAVE... what a freakin joke. Now do yourselves a favor and not say anything more about me as you are begining to somewhat irritate me (kinda like a gnat bite or something similiar).
-Deouija
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Posted by Silent_Azn_86 (broken_pride_12_23_86@yahoo.com) on July 30, 2004 11:51 AM
Agree, this is a teaser you know. Teasers aren't suppose to give you that much of the movie. Its normal for you to be disappointed by it because its a TEASER. I thought the teaser was awesome....Bale's voice was really great. If you're looking for some footage of batman moving wait til the international trailer comes out. I'm guranteeing it'll be 2 min and somethnig seconds. It's a well made teaser so there nothing to be bitchin about.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2004 11:34 AM
your opinion is just about as suberb as my feces. Maybe you should read a few articles, cite a few sources, realize that theyre finally on the right track with this movie. you know what youre not even worth the time to insult, you keep coming back when you say youve left, get a life, go back to france, we wont miss you, hell when the next world war breaks out, you and france will be running back to us with your hands out for just like before. blessed soil my ass, the only reason it still holds the french name is because of the US, dont bite the hand that feeds you, you ignoramous. i hope youre as infertile as you sound so that you cant corrupt the gene pool anymore.
Lets go shopping
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2004 9:04 AM
1st off,
Yeah the films star is in comparison with the only decent batman-keaton, kilmer okay but go sit in a box.
the guy bale is a talented actor, as mentioned grim dark sadistic and also very humane, ideal batman material both physically and mentally, the suit seems very Judgment on gotham which I think is a great reflection, the tortured soul (as pictured sitting in a tree reflecting is bale officbat.com)He is surrounded by other greats freeman, neeson, this Scarecrow Character is new, I have not read Dark knight plan 2. I think there is an mind picture displayed of him in Judge on Gotham where a Judge anderson ESP delves into his mind to see various archnemesis's in different states of dillema 4 batman sometime oranother. I think he has a huge nose!!!!something remninscent of that.
The Car;
Chicks dont give a shit about the car as long as the general male consensus does, if the big chevy type orig mobile in wests batan got a buzz, this new humbie-very practical realistic-type will too, Think about it the others seemed sleek and fast versatile by driving up walls splitting in 2 and otrher various states of transformation, I know this is superhero world where anything goes but when a car sprouts a shell like a transformer in the year 1980-90 whatever (as in keatons caped crus) THEN ITS as far fetched as catwoman being licked out by cats into states of superpowerhieghtedness
No this film will be successful beacause of bale, holmes is just a piece of eye candy as was Basinger, fitted nice and a great vilian to boot and one we aint seen even better. Great Suit not mentioning superfilous pappilla, no big banana signs and dark edgy original feel , the last coupla batfilms felt where animated up cartoonish like videogames, lights everywhere, all glam, over artdeco, no stick to good old GOTH am.
Never RUb another mans RHubarB
washing his tights
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2004 9:07 AM
PLe3ase WB make it as dark and cold brutal and sinister as the comags, batfeinds profess.
Its pointleess satisfying box office pockets, make a film thats tests time, A classic killer punching super dark knight of gothic proportions,