Vin Diesel is Lex Luthor?

By Charley June 21, 2004 1:14 AM

CHUD reports that the addition of a new producer to Superman V might lead to the addition a new cast member. ?But we know better than to believe these internet rumors, right?

According to the article, Neal Moritz (XXX, The Fast and the Furious) has joined the Superman team and may bring along Vin Diesel to play the part of Lex Luthor. ?Officials must agree that being bald is the only prerequisite to playing this villain.

Another internet rumor that I'm about to start claims that Neal Moritz actually is Vin Diesel, which would explain why the two seem to be involved in so many projects together, yet never appear in any photos together, according to the very brief, very sloppy Google search I just performed. ?It might be a good idea to ask Moritz to remove his glasses the next time you see him. ?Just to be sure.

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Bald is beautiful!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2004 10:37 AM

Officials must agree that being bald is the only prerequisite to playing this villain.

Yeah that's why Bruce Willis got caught up in the Lex Luther rumours.

Baldy   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2004 8:42 AM

Gene Hackman wasn't bald, in fact, it was meant to be that Lex just always wore wigs.

RE: Vinny Diesel   reply

Posted by Ben Affleck's Vagina (Awfulflix@Beantown.org) on June 24, 2004 12:12 PM

I did Boiler Room with Vin, no, I mean I did Vin in a Boiler Room a couple of times. He's super queer like me.

Very small genitals.