Secret Window, the new horror flick from David "Stir of Echoes Directors and Panic Room Scribe" Koepp starring Johnny Depp as an writer and John Turturro as his malicious stalker is coming out this year, the trailer is already available. Check out some of the new promo shots.
RE: Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2004 3:46 PM
Hell no! Johnny is much sexier than Orlando Bloom anyday! The difference is, Johnny's 40 I wanna screw him...and at 60, I'll still want to screw him! Orlando will be over with in a few years, tops!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2004 5:25 PM
orlando bloom and johnny depp together is just heaven, they both have their own sexiness, its just orlando is younger, a bit scrawny. but johnny depp is quite fantastic.
Bubble not bursted...Completely that is!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2004 5:44 PM
Yeah, Johnny Depp is not married. He has been with a girl named Vanessa Paradis for like five years and has two kids with her, but he's not married! (He has been married once though, but for only two years, and he has had three fiances but none of them ever made it to marriage. Why would any girl wanna break off an engagement with Johnny Depp?!?!)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2004 9:01 AM
omg, how immatur r u! thats so childish, sayin they're all ugly, how da fuck wud u no?!? and wid that attitude, i wud assume that u dnt have a bf urself! jeez, get over urself, twat!
RE: I love Johnny Depp more than ANYONE!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 11:58 AM
Dear Johnny Depp, I love every movie every picture and every TV thing u have ever been on! You are the best man I have ever seen you?re an inspiration to a lot of people if I had only one time to actually talk to u doesn?t matter how, just once an interview or something I would love it! I wouldn?t go psycho either I know a lot of people who would...hehe so here?s a lot of my feelings that I just felt like typing and sure there is a lot more but your the best and I know u know that for sure! I know all the lines in pirates of the Caribbean and I love the movie Benny and joon YOUR THE BEST JOHNNY keep it up and I think you?re hot too! I think u already know that being the sexiest man alive damn! that?s a great thing...hehe I have all pictures of u all over my wall ...your personality is so cute there?s no one my age that would be anything like u are and I think your sweet too. I know how everyone / all your fans love u more than anyone else right? but no I would seriously act normal I wouldn?t go crazy i'm not like a lot of people and I know how it feels to have people everywhere u are but your just doing what u love to do and that?s acting! You?re great at it! And u probably doesn?t like looking at what your fans have to say to u but this one is true. all your movies....its like your personality is in everyone of those movies...he he...and I can just keep on writing...u probably think its stupid when so one says stuff like O YOUR MIN E I LOVE U MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD...that?s a little weird ...don?t u think when people cry for u, your a little more special than u think..A lot of people love u! including me and I just wanted to get all that out so ...if your reading this or if anyone else is reading this...don?t say bad stuff about Johnny because he?s great and u have to love someone who thinks Keith Richards is smart and by the way Johnny Depp did a great impression of him !:) So now if you?re reading this I truly do love Johnny Depp and i?m not going to go psycho like a lot of people do I just say what I feel and that is what I feel ....I love u Johnny Depp! Keep up the great work in everything...p.s. I play the guitar too I wonder if u played in any band. Just wondering...IF U HAVE INSTENT MASSAGING MY SCREEN NAME IS: trixr4kidz423 see ya bye!
*~KERRY LOVES U JOHNNY!~*
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 2:28 PM
HEY ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT THIS MAN IS FUCKING HOT AND NO ONE CAN TAKE HIS PLACE HES DONE SO GOOD FOR HIS LIFE! HES GONA DIE A HAPPY PERSON! I LOVE JOHNNY SO MUCH AND I KNOW HES LOVED BY A LOT OF PPL ESPECIALLY ME! LOL AND IF ANYONE THINKS HES TO OLD THIS KID COULD NEVER GET TO OLD. I LOVE HIM TO DEATH AND HE SHOULD KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND GOOD ACTING ! I WANT TO SEE THE SECRET WINDOW I HOPE ITS AS GOOD AS PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN...i bet it is lol >>no shit>> AND ANYWAY WHO EVER SAYS THAT JOHNNY IS THERES THEY FUCKING GAY BECAUSE THERE A LOT OF PPL WHO THINK HES THERES BUT THE ONLY PPL HE PROBABLY LIKES ARE THE ONES WHO ARENT ALL OVER HIM...DAMN...NO FAINTING WHEN THEY SEE HIM NO TAKING HIS PIC. ALL THE TIME NO WONDER WHY HE GIVES CAMERA'S THE MIDDLE FINGER DAMN..I WOULD TOO...I KNOW HOW IT FEELS I GUESS...AND I LOVE THAT MAN SO MUCH I WOULDNT FUCKING PASS OUT I WOULD TALK TO HIM LOL....AND ALL OF U GUYS WHO THINK THEY GOT AUTOGRAPHS AND PICS AND THERE THE BIGGEST FAN...THATS BULL SHIT CUZ I BET EVERYONE WHO LOVES JOHNNY DEPP ANS MUCH AS I DO HAVE PICS ALL OVER THEIR WALL AND SHIT....
WELL I GUESS THATS ALL THE SHIT AND FEELINGS FOR JOHNNY DEPP I HAVE..TODAY. SO JOHNNY'S NOT EVEN GONA READ THIS BUT WHO CARES I CAN TYPE LOL AND PPL CAN READ THIS LOL ...
trixr4kidz423@adelphia.net
i wish i knew johnny's email..that would be awesome..i would be able to talk to him...thats sweet ...bye all u, people...
hey im da boy again
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 11:27 PM
yo
im one of the most popular guys in da skool wit da cheerler as my gf.
and hell,im gonna say dis again, u need 2 get urself bf man! stop cravin over johnny cuz u cant get him!
im tellin u get a bf and do sumthin wit ur life!
im da boy wit the cheerleader gf
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2004 7:13 PM
if uve got a bf, wat r u doing perving over johhnny depp?
and a gf means a GIRL friend. not a boy. jesus christ,u r soooo dumb. u think a gf measn boy friend?
ive got da hottest girl in da skool as my gf and uve got a fat nerdy loser bf who sits in front of a com all day. no one from my skool would go out wit a bunch sluts who perve over johnny depp. in fact im on a skool computer now! my friends r crowding around 2 c wat u sluts say. its hillarious. im laughing my ass off!
ugly losers. dont even bother replyin bak.
yo check dis out,
im gonna knock ur face face till it gets dark,im gonna blow up ur house like bush in iraq, wen im done ill leave a mark and park and settle down, sluts all over town, dressed in slutty clothes and dressin gowns, if i waz there i would make u drown,im da popular boy, got da rap crown!
i was just playin just now. havent gone serious on dis site yet!
just 2 let u all know,im ONLY talkin 2 da people who insult me. no one else. dat rap took 2 mins 2 think of. i would LOVE a rap battle wit someone.
gotta go now, gonna meet up wit bonnie and da gang. man,get a life! ive spent 5 mins on da com at skool! most of u people spend all day typin! ive got 54 mins left of recess.
dont wanna waste it on u.
peace out
Johnny and Jenny
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 12:12 PM
hi everyone, i would just like to say in the nicest way possible Johnny is not JUST gorgeous he's incrediblly talented and a really great father and guy to Vanessa. anyone who says they hate Vanessa is so wrong cause Johnny is so in LOVE with her and i think thats great. Johnny your amazing and proally the most talented, hillarious, down to earth person there is...i would love to meet you someday, no to drool over you but to TALK to you...cause your great at what you do. Much Love to you and ur family (cause they're most imporant). Jenny Depp
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 5:39 PM
omg i luv him too. i have 60 pics of him, 1 1pg mag article, 1 4pg article and 3 posters. i have like a gallery in my room and i have looked at over 500 pic on the net. my favs list is full of jd stuff. i luv him like hell but i dont want to fuck him like sum of u guys...lol. i just want to meet him. anyways.. i was wondering how u arranged to meet him omg i would pay so much money to meet him- ya so how do u get signatures or um... ya how do u meet him? omg if it werent for him id b like dead. anyways i have ...10 of his movies i think, benny and joon, crybaby, nick of time, potc, wuts eating gilbert grape, the astronauts wife, and i have an interview (taped), golden globes (taped.) and i have seen (rented)chocolat, once upon a time in mexico, don juan demarco, um i think thaz it...o i want to see fear and loathing in los vegas- loox funny. his contact address is:
Via His agent.
Johnny Depp c/o Tracey Jacobs
9560 Wilshire Blvd.
#500, Beverly Hills
CA, 90212
USA
a good site is www.depptown.com
ya k so tell me who to meet him!!! plz!!
RE: hey im da boy again
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 11:51 AM
hi, excuse me...im not being rude or anything, but if ur mad with all us 'obssessing' over johnny, then why are you here?
RE: im da boy wit the cheerleader gf
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 11:57 AM
sorry, but if we spend all day on here typin' then how long do u spend! it seems like u reply to all of us and hello, but add all ur time up and hell boy! u'll have bin on here longer than any of us! seems like ur the one who needs a life!
i can relate to all u girls! X
wow
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2004 5:58 AM
yes, yes, ofcourse Johnny is a total HOTTIE but there is mor to him than that. He is my favorit actor!! He is Amazing at what he does. He does this stuff to please us... his fans. And like any great fan would do is really think about that instead of thinking about how hott he is. He probubly reads alot of this stuff and thinks thats all people care about.
well anway, I was up really late one night and i don't know if i was dream but i think i head someguy on tv telling about upcoming movies..and he said Johnny was staring in the next willie wonka movie...i was like WHOA! thats a big change but he he wants to do it i'm with him 100% of the way.
Good luck with everything johnny!!
my best wishes to you and your family!!!
love,
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2004 3:30 PM
Okay, I like Johnny Depp, ALOT and I know Almost everything there is to know except the deep and dirty, I even know some of that, but you can't say that someone isn't for another person, I mean Johnny and Vanessa are soul mates, I hope that they stay together forever and they raise Lily and Jack like really good parents like I know they will, but I don't care what u say, Vanessa IS for Johnny and I like them that way, together and happy
RE: I love Johnny Depp more than ANYONE!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2004 3:52 PM
Hey bitch with the letter, go play hide-and-go-fuck-urself, cause Johnny doesn't look on these websites, if u knew anything about him ud know that, like everyone else here prolly knows
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 27, 2004 8:36 PM
Hey,
You know you can burn in hell with Brad Pitt!And your a slut!I bet you want to screw every hot guy you think is cute!Does anyone agree with me about what she said?Oh,and he's not yours okay you freaken gay fag slut!And,I bet your REALLY fat!HA-HA-HA-HA!SEE YA LATER YA GAY FAG SLUT WHO'S FAT!FROM,
K.W.
P.S.GO BURN IN HELL WITH BRAD PITT YOU FREAKEN GAY FAG SLUT WHO'S FAT!AND ONE LAST THING BEFORE I GO!WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN TO GIRLS>I QUIT THAT!Bye"LOSER".
U GUYS ARE GOING PHSYCO!!!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2004 9:05 PM
GUYS!CHILL OFF!U GUYS ARE GOING CRAZY,OBBSSESSED,PHSYCO ABOUT JOHNNY!I LIKE HIM TOO!BUT LIKE THAT GIRL SAID:HES A GREAT ACTOR!HES AN AWSOME GUY BUT WHAT IS YOU WERE A FAMOUS PERSON AND EVERYONE WAS GOING OBBSSESED ABOUT YOU AND THEY WANTED TO MARRY YOU OR SOMETHING!I KNOW YOU WOULD LIKE IT BUT ITS KIND OF ANOYING TO GET EMAILS NON-STOP!PPL SAY THAT THEY LOVE YOU,THEY WANT TO MEET YOU AND WANT TO GO PHSYCO WHEN THEY TALK TO YOU?DONT YOU THINK ITS A REAL STRRES?GIVE IT UP FOR A WHILE,NOW I DONT CARE IF YOU GO AGINST ME,BUT I JUST WANT TO TEEL JOHNNY THAT IM JUST GONA ACT LIKE MY SELF IF IM EVER GONA MEET HIM.AND I WILL TELL HIM IN PERSON THAT HE IS AN AWSOME ACTOR AND KEEP IT UP JOHNNY!
P.S.by the way if anyone wants his email,email me and just follow my instructions.email me at ioana_mos@hotmail.com
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 29, 2004 12:33 PM
wow...people are crazy when is comes to good looking actors like johnny....you people seriously need to cill out. I bet he wouldn't want you to do the stuff that some of you say you are going to do to him if you ever meet him....
good luck with everything Johnny
my best wishes to you and your family
love,
FUCKING LORD OF THE RINGS
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 29, 2004 7:26 PM
THEY WON FOR ALMOST EVERY FUCKING ACADAMY AWARD.EVEN THE MAKE UP ONE!PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN SHOULDEV WON!
AND THE AWARD GOES TO LORD OF THE RINGS THE RETURN OF THE KINGS,AND THE AWARD GOES TO LORD OF THE RINGS THE RETURN OF THE KING!ENOUGH ALREADY!WHO HATES THE LORD OF THE RINGS TO WIN FOR THE OSCAR AWARDS GIVE ME AN EMAIL AT IOANA_MOS@HOTMAIL.COM
I HATE THE LORD OF THE RINGS
Johnny is not just CUTE
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 5:09 PM
Johnny Depp is not just cute he is sweet,
charming,funny,humble,
honest,he is himself,
loves kids,and most of all he loves his wife
Vanessa Paridis
Hold up don't blow a gasket
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 10, 2004 2:18 PM
We all know Johnny is the hottest man alive, but please when I give my perfesional opinion in saying that he looked better as Capt. Jack than as Mr. Author Dude, please keep in mind that not only do I have every right to my own opinion, but I have a butt tatoo of his face.
So there.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2004 5:01 AM
DUDE, you're a guy. You don't understand. HE HIMSELF, JOHN CHRISTOPHER DEPP, chooses to do the 'weird' parts because he doesn't want to have the same
old boring part like every other "good" actor/actress in holywood does alllll the time. Johnny's amazing, and is by far the most inspiring talented actor. :)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2004 9:23 AM
it's coming out in 2005, duh! Anyway, Johnny was bloody brilliant in Secret Window! Go see it! Great plot, great ending, it isn't anything that yuo would expect!
johnny depp in secret window
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2004 3:54 PM
i saw secret window yesterday and it was so good! def. johnny at his best. i was kinda confused at that one part put then im like ooohhhh lol. i must say only johnny can have a bed head, sip mountain dew, and wear a ripped striped robe and still look hot!! haha
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2004 7:03 PM
Look im not saying he would (ever) but just incase, Johnny doesnt like people like you, not saying youre a bad person im just saying he hates people being obsessed over him.theres no way anyone is marrying him, ever, especially under the age of 30. i mean "reality check guys" hes a normal person like you and i. except he has a lot more money and fame.Hes an actor doing his job.I mean you guys go too far with these #1 fan bits.its ok to say you love him, hes your favorite actor but i mean marrying him, come on. Hes in love with me..i mean Vanessa...and lets leave him be with his life. ok.
Ehem.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2004 7:41 PM
*Shakes head* I'm as big a Johnny Depp fan as the next person, but some people that have posted here are ridiculous. Johnny Depp is not a toy that one can simply win the affection's of, nor is he an inanimate object that you can just carry home. He's human, and has a girlfriend (not that I'm happy about that fact) and two kids. Stop being so stalker-obsessive and let the man live his life. Furthermore, I think you all just sound like idiots when you talk about him.
Have a nice day.
:D
Cheers,
Effie.
johnny depp
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2004 7:59 PM
Hi,
I think hollywood is so overated. Without Johnny Depp I wouldn't have turned on the oscars. He is so cute, and I would like nothing more, nothing, than to meet him. I wish more than anything I could meet him. For everyone who has met him. You are so lucky. You have already had my dream. Anyways, Johnny, your secret window movie, even though I am only 11, is awesome. I totally understand it. I love u. bye
Wow.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 11:28 AM
Wow, Johnny Depp was amazing in this movie, you wouldn't normally look at him as the horror, killing type, but as great of an actor as he is, he fits every role just right. He reads the minds of the role and plays it out so well. Steven King is a great novelist, and a great director. Brought the goose bumps outta me. Awsome. 4 thumbs up if you ask me, can't wait to see you in Willy Wonka Johnny!
-See Secret Window, it will keep you thinking for days.
- Megan
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 2:41 PM
lol, i love him, and im happy for him and vanessa... i mean, if he's happy, im happy! I LOVE HIM!!!!!
Respect Johnny Depp Peoples!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 19, 2004 4:25 PM
I could talk about how hot Johnny Depp is all day, but I don't think that this message board is here for us to say...Vannessa should die... I'm his #1 fan...Johnny Depp is so Sexy (Even thought he is) I think u people need to stop talkin' 'bout how hot he is and talk about his sucsessful carrer. I spend at least a half an hour a day reading message boards like these and there all the same. I've seen six of his movies and he is the best actor EVER!!! I think every one needs to be respectful to Johnny Depp, and all the other people who write on this message board. Where is the POTC 2 perimere going tobe? California or Florda? Can't wait 'til it comes out!!!
johnny depp is hott but orlando bloom is hotter
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 19, 2004 5:19 PM
okay for all of you that do not like orlando bloom should all burn in hell!!! Orlando Bloom is 10 times hotter then Johnny Depp and always will be! And for the people that think that Johnny Depp is the sexiest person to ever walk ont his earth.... well your wrong Orlando Bloom is! If you want to email me about this...my address is Hotteyez22!
Sicerally,
Sierra
Secret Window/Johnny Depp!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2004 4:45 PM
JOHNNY DEPP IS MINE!AND I'M NOT SHAREN HIM!SO BACK OFF!You are so hot Johnny Depp!I want to marrie you.You where hot in Nightmare on Elm Street,Freedys Dead:The Finall Nightmare,Sleepy Hollow,Edward Scissorhands,From Hell,Once Upon A Time In Mexico,Pirates Of The Caribbean,and SECRET WINDOW!Well,I love you Johnny Depp.
LOVE and KISSES,
K.W.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2004 5:43 PM
Get over all this crap yall r sayin!!! No, ur not his number one fan, yes Vanessa is right for him, and no U cant have him...GET OVER IT!! I know he is hot, and practically the best acter out there, but dont go obbsessing over something that u cant have!!
RE: you are all idiots.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2004 4:41 PM
dude, i totally agree!! you all need to sit down, take a deep breath, and realize that it's never gonna happen!
come on now people! Your better than that!!
Secret Window/Johnny Depp!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2004 7:24 PM
Hey,
I just wrote a few hours ago I think.And one of the RE'S wrote:
Marrie?
Dork.
You know,who ever wrote that needs to mind their own buissness.And they need to stop messen with me.Cause if they don't,they'll die.HA-HA-HA-HA!
Johnny Depp is gorgeously gorgeous
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2004 11:23 PM
Ok i'm not goin to fight with anyone so im gonna say we're all affected by Johnny Depp's gorgeousness and talent, and we're all jealous of Vanessa Paradis, but we should all be happy for him and as long as he keeps makin movies we still get to see that hottie, jus think in 10 years he will be 50 (even though he will probly still look good) so evryone including myself needs to get over it
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2004 6:23 PM
Can't we just all be friends up in this joint. Geez, no need for the damn competition. You all sound like a bunch of furry ass sasquaches fighting over which tree to piss on. Oh, and Secret Window, seeing it again this Sunday!!!
RE: Something useful, Johnny's hair.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2004 6:29 PM
What do you think of Johnny's new hair cut, and color??? Did anybody like the blonde better, or you know, the more duller look? E-mail me at Krysklr17@aol.com I wanna see whatcha think.
marie, ur biggest fan
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2004 8:21 PM
omg, johnny depp is so HOTT!! he looks so hott at the grammys with short brown hair, with long bangs, and it always looks like he's wearing eyeliner, the only gross thing is that he's like 40, that's lie loving my dad in that kinda way.
Johnny Depp is gorgeously gorgeous
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2004 4:00 PM
i havent seen secret window but im goin to eventually, so is it good? ive seen previews and it looks kinda weird, u's r all so lucky. i live in australia, so u's r closer 2 him, noooo lol ah well, someone wb pleeeez, i wuv u johnny
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2004 6:00 PM
Hello, I'm still waiting people. I understand how much you love him and all that. You can show that affection when you meet the dude, kapish? Now tell me, did he make a mistake changing his hair to his cry-baby look? I'm just curious to know. That's all. If you got something really stupid or rude to say, suck my artichoke. :o) krysklr17@aol.com
RE: Johnny Depp is gorgeously gorgeous
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2004 9:24 PM
hell yeah he is! and secret window is REALLY good- well i thought so anyways, but i dont know if thats cuz hes SO damn hot or if it's just plain a good movie. but anyways, im gonna go see it again tomorrow- hes SOOOO CUTE!!!
RE: Johnny Depp is gorgeously gorgeous
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2004 9:27 PM
and he plays his part SO well!!!!!!!!! the odd, excentric, creepy guy! why o why did his wife (in the movie) EVER let him get away!? even if he did ignore her and put his work first, he was probably good for some hot sex once in a while- COMPELTELY worth it in my opinion
Hot guys list!HeHe!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2004 10:36 AM
Here is a list of HOT,HOT guys:
1.Johnny Depp
2.Heath Ledger
3.Will Smith
4.Brad Pitt
5.Jim Carry
Those are the 5 hottest guys in the WORLD!And all of the are mine.Espelly, JOHNNY DEPP!Soooo,BACK OF YOU BITCHES!
RE: PMS!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2004 10:44 AM
What is wrong with you people?? First of all, atleast 99% of you pre-teens have pms in this message board. Leave it where it belongs! Secondly, IF Johnny Depp did come in and read this message board, you all would probably scare him off, fighting over him with the way you all do. It's rediculous. Thirdly, my choice for all of you who can't stop the damn cyber fighting over this actor, I'm sure nursing home rooms are always open for someone who needs help, and caring for. Some of you sound like a bunch of cranky old, hairy ass women. Not all of you, some of you. Some of you need to slow your role, before you start talking about Johnny's. Kapish??? Hey, I'm just telling it the way it is. Krysklr17@aol.com
www.johnnydeppzone.com
RE: sad....
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2004 12:01 AM
Hey all of you wonderfull people, I came across this funny juvinilistic site... I worked at the viper room back stage, I know Johnny boy, Just to let you all know, He is one basicly normal guy who farts, and likes real people,who live real lives.. Hes shy, and Hates His pedistool his fans put him on. Vanessa is his soulmate, They have a real life, and real love and friendship.
All the shit that americans do freak him out. Hes one fucking real guy, and friend, just a normal dude who accidently got thrown into a freak, circus He refers to as hollywood no mans Land" "Freak circus"
Man you guys are scary...
Remember, Hes a guy who farts just like any other guy. Oh and he doesnt like to wear deoderent. Hes a real cool guy, who needs a break, so go bleep this to the other sheep man.
RE: Just one normal dude.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2004 12:36 AM
I said I worked with him. I was born In 1969. You all seem to know alot about Johnny.. Highschool?? He is hilarious, He popped in every once and awhile. I wrked backstage.. real quick. I gotta go live my Life now. This is sweet. He likes small quiet girls, he is a bit moody, hes good at playing the hermonica, and banjo. He rolls alot of smokes. He is a mamas boy, and he hates his fame. He is probably the most simmple guy I have met. He pays tribute and hommage to local starving artists. He feels they are more deserving than he is of recognition. He likes young girls, like you all, Johnnys an artist. Good night, and hope you all have an opertunity to meet him.
i love Johnny--an amazing actor
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2004 3:56 PM
Dear Johnny,
I don't just love you because you are , (which you are) but u are the most intelligent actor and you speak your mind but in a quiet way. I may have alot of pictures of you but they are not just for show. I love how you speak but with silent words. Keep being an amazing actor! Iam gonna be an actress someday hopefully when that day comes, i can meet you. Ilove you Johnny don't care what other people think. Keep being your own person. luv ur biggest fan:Jamie
i love Johnny--an amazing actor
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2004 3:59 PM
Dear Johnny,
I don't just love you because you are , (which you are) but u are the most intelligent actor and you speak your mind but in a quiet way. I may have alot of pictures of you but they are not just for show. I love how you speak but with silent words. Keep being an amazing actor! Iam gonna be an actress someday hopefully when that day comes, i can meet you. Ilove you Johnny don't care what other people think. Keep being your own person. luv ur biggest fan:Jamie Browneyes706
more than 5 movies?? sure...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2004 8:29 PM
hey i saw more than 5, Cry Baby, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Blow, Sleepy Hallow, Nick of Time, Dead Man(umm.. interesting ..jk), Edward Scissorhands, Once upon a Time in Mexico, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas(which could have been better lol), Pirates of the Caribbean, Secret window (11 so far)..and more.. so be sure to include me in oyur counting.... ;)
Johnny Depp Rules!!!!
RE: johnny .d roks:***************
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 12:08 AM
nobody wants to beat that coz u r one crazy obsessed motherfucker, and besides me and my friend hav met johnny, becoz we were extras in Once upon a time in mexico, and he is the most laid back guy i hav ever met, get a life and get laid.
I JUST KILLED A MIRROR
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 1:58 AM
Johnny Deoo is really hot- dah! He is so cute how he is all shy like and stuff! Too bad about his love hate relationship with hollywood. I am tired of all this #1 fan stuff.For a start, someone who REALLY loves him wouldn't be all like I wanna do him and Vanessa is history... blah blah blah. I think that he is an amazing actor and he looks very happily married, for god's sake he wont even put a photo of his children in his wallet at fear that it'll get crinkled *sigh*... if you REALLY loved him why would u want to take that all away from him. I just hope that he has a heaps happy life... he deserves it.
P.S SECRET WINDOW IS REALLY, REALLY GOOD. THE STORY IS SO GOOD, AND NOT BAD ACTING EITHER... lol
add me to ur msn if ur a jd fan; grrrrrrrroxy@hotmail.com
RE: any California Premiers???
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2004 3:24 PM
First of all...check you spelling and second, many people have different opinions on ppl so no shit some ppl don't like him and some people do, have respect for other peoples opinions...theres your answer bitch
and if he's a pushover...why is he starring in at least 5 new films that are soon to be released?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2004 2:03 PM
Do u kno how stupid u sound? All of u guys are his fans there is no #1, I can atleast admit that he is a grr8 actor and is very cute, but none of u are his "#1 fan" and you young lady think u are going to have an affair w/ johnny depp? you must be kidding? He has 2 beautiful children and a wonderful girl friend, i have no doubt in my mind that he would ruin his relationship w/ his family for u, so how bout we all step back into reality? ok sounds good.
S'GREAT!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2004 12:29 PM
johnny depp is a great actor, in my oppinion, tied with jim carrey. johnny depp is majorly sexxy ~_o hehe, but that is soooooo not y i likey him! u ppl need to get over this hottness raining over him, try to look arooooound that point of veiw...look at his acting, NOT HIS ASS
Johnny Depp's Number One Stalker
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 5, 2004 3:33 PM
i used to stalk johnny depp when he moved to my neighborhood in France. my little brother was his paperboy, so i got jealous and started taking over. i would send him love letters inside the newspaper, but Vannessa didn't appreciate that too much and that witch tried to get me fired. i used to stand on his door step wearing my bikini and screaming "Johnny I love you!!!" once he threw a bouncy ball out of the window at my head. he said it was an accident, but i knew he was trying to get my attention. i sold the bouncy ball on ebay for $1200 dollars but no one would buy it cuz they didn't think it was his, but it was.one time he was hosting a large fancy part, so i stole a fancy dress and snuck in. i was so close to seeing him getting dressed, but vannessa saw me and recognized me and had me arrested for breaking and entering. i got out two weekes ago, and i am back to my usual Johnny Depp stalking routine. i dyed my hair and got color contacts so no one will recognize me.
signed,
Johnny Depp's Number One Stalker -Eryn
Johnny Depp's Number One Stalker...Again
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2004 8:46 PM
This is from me, Johnny Depp's Number One Stalkers. It is now stalker(s) because my cousin has just moved in to get in on the action, which is good. We plan to send her to his house tomorrow morning disguised as a Girl Scout selling cookies. When no one is looking, she will sneak inside and pull out our secret "love" mini camera. It's a good thing she's here because Vannessa won't recognize her because she's never been to France before, but the part that sucks is that we look a lot like sisters. It will really be cool if they actually buy some of the cookies. If Johnny Depp answers the door instead of the butler or Vannessa, we plan to give him a free sample of the Jumbo cookie to make sure he likes it before he buys it. Right when he bites it, she'll grab the cookie from his mouth and make a run for it back to my place so we can admire the beautiful half eaten cookie. Then, we're going to try and sell that on Ebay because we need more spy equipment. Hopefully, we can get some good offers for a lovely half eaten cookie that Johnny Depp's lips touched. And, actually, there might be spit on the cookie which we with will poke with our fingers. That part of the cookie might crumble because it will be soggy. If that is the case, we will either sell the crumbs for a dollar a crumb. Hopefully, I can keep a piece and have it lamenated and framed to put on my wall for admiration by me and my cousin. The other part of our plan is that we wake him up really really really early by stealing my mom's car, pulling into his driveway, and honking the horn repeatedly, and screaming through a megaphone "Johnny! Wake up, my love!". Then, as soon as we see him getting out of bed through the spy camera outside his window that I put there last year to see his beautiful face every morning as I wake up (I blur out the part where Vannessa is suppossed to be.) Instead, I taped a picture of me sleeping in a wedding dress over the TV screen where I see Johnny every day. So, anyway, when we see him get up, we will pull out of his driveway and into our driveway and then I'll duck down to where he can't see me and my cousin will get out dressed as a Girl Scout. She will then ring his doorbell, and offer the cookie. He won't be able to refuse the cookie because he just woke up and hasn't eaten yet. And as his luscious lips and perfect teeth sink into the chewy chocolate chunk cookie, which we found is his favorite, she'll then snatch the cookie from his mouth and complete the rest of our mission (which is listed above.) We will update you tomorrow around ten to tell you how our mission turned out.
Signed,
Johnny Depp's Number One Stalkers,
Eryn and Marissa
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2004 8:56 PM
Hey,
You guys are kind of freaky, but I guess it's cool. Your cookie plan is very clever and risky since Eryn has already been to jail (I don't know about Marissa. Has she?). I hope you get the half eaten cookie you desire so much. Eryn and Marissa, will either one of you go out with me? You sound so "beautiful in every single way" (you know, like the song goes?!) Whichever one of you doesn't want to go out with me, I have a cousin who would probably be interested in you guys. Please say yes!!!!!!
From,
Douglas
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2004 11:19 PM
Hey Douglas, this is Eryn. I am sorry, Douglas, but I don't think it would work out between us. I mean, do you think I stalk Johnny Depp for my health?? He's the only guy for me. You sound like one of the desperate geeks that you hear about in the movies all the time. I know I may sound mean, which I am....sort of, but it would never work. Maybe someday you'll find a great girl for you.
Or not. You might be destined to spend your life alone....living in your parents' basement...because you are a weird freak who likes to date people over the internet.
Bye.
Signed,
Eryn
(Johnny Depp's Number One Stalker Forever...not yours!)
P.S. I hope you will continue to read our weekly stalking messages for they are very good.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2004 11:28 PM
Hey doug, (do you mind if I call you doug,doug)?! I'm much nicer than my cousin so I'm going to let you done easy!!!! (k) So here it goes.... doug you sound really nice but I agree with my cousin Eryn, YOU DO SOUND DESPERATE! So sorry but I'll pass but
luv ya lots
Marissa A.K.A. the nicer cousin!!!!
ANYONE ELSE??? WRITE ME!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2004 11:34 PM
Excuse me,
This is Eryn.
I am nice!
I just tell it like I see it.
If anyone has a problem with it than don't read my messages.
-Eryn.
Marissa doesn't like to be mean to people over the internet because one time she was mean and someone tried to kill her and that's how she wound up in jail: she was accused of trying to kill them, but they were really trying to kill her. She had two years, but she got bailed out by me because she bailed me out last time when I was in the big house (sentenced for three years for stalking and stuff like that). But if she knows you, she'll really tell you off. Me: I don't care if I know you or not. She didn't care either before she got in jail.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 10, 2004 9:26 AM
This is the promised update on our cookie mission from us, Johnny Depp's Number One Stalkers. This morning, we pulled into his driveway with my mom's stolen car and honked the horn like crazy until he woke up. Then we pulled out of his driveway and into ours. I ducked down so he couldn't see me if he saw the car. My cousin got out and rang his doorbell dressed as a Girl Scout. He answered the door in his boxer shorts and no shirt with an open robe. When he pulled open the door, he yawned, pushed back his hair, and said sleepily, "May I help you?" To which my cousin replied, "Would you like to help support the International Girl Scouts of Europe? I am from Sweden, and would you like to sample our Jumbo Chocolaty Chunk Cookies? All of our customers get a free sample tro make sure they want the cookies before they buy them?" He scratched his head and then replied, "Sure. Can I keep the sample cookie even if I don't buy them?" Then, she said, "Sure" and opened the box of Chocolaty Chunk Cookies. My cousin said that as he reached into the box, it looked like sloooow motion. She handed the cookie, and he studied it a minute before taking a bite!!! well we have to go so talk to ya l8tr
sighned Marissa,and Eryn
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 11, 2004 9:22 PM
Okay you guys, here is the rest of our story. We had togo in short notice last time because my mom walked in and saw the part about her stolen car and freaked out and made us get off. But, anyway, here is how the rest of the story goes:
After studying the cookie for a moment, he pulled it towards his luscious lips and bit down into the Chocolaty Chunk cookie. He let out a sound that was "Mmmm, good." Right then, my cousin snatched the cookie from his beautiful mouth and took off running and dove into the very large hedge that separates our house from his. He started screaming, "Hey!!! I thought that was supposed to be a free sample! Can I please have that cookie back? It was very good." He looked so confused and shocked that my cousin took his cookie. I was watching over the hedge through my binoculars and I almost wanted to give him a hug and say, "Here's your cookie back. I'm sorry." But we really needed that cookie to sell on Ebay for money. When my cousin got back, we started arguing over the cookie. So, she told me "Steal your own cookie!" (even though the whole plan was my idea). So, I made myself look ugly and I dressed up as a Girl Scout and went to his house around lunchtime so he would be hungry again. Vannessa was out at a photo shoot, and the chef was on his day off. I was waiting for the opprotune (bad spelling) moment to go ring his doorbell. My cousin was looking through the binoculars through his kitchen window. She saw him go look in the refrigerator and she screamed, "Go! Go! Go! He's reaching for food!" So, I ran to his doorstep and rang the bell. He opened the door and said, "Oh, no" I introduced myself the same way my cousin had and he said, "Look, one of you little Girl Scout people already my free smaple this morning. I didn't appreciate that very much." He frowned a very cute frown, and I pretended to be confused and said, "Um...no...sorry, but, would you like another cookie to replace the one that was stolen from you." He frowned a little, and said, "Only if you have Chocolaty Chunk!" I said, "I sure do." He smiled and said, "Okay, I want a cookie." Then, I handed him the cookie and he raised it to his mouth, then stopped. He moved the cookie away, took a step back from me, and said, "Don't steal my cookie!" I put on a confused look and said, "Yeah, sure.....o-kay." Slowly, looking at me suspiciously, he took a bite. Quickly I grabbed the cookie from his mouth and took of running to hedges like my cousin had. But this time he followed me. He was screaming, "Not again!!!!!! Give me back my cookie! I won't let you freaks steal another one! Give me that back!" So, I turned around, threw the whole box of cookies at him and said "There's a whole box! Now leave me alone!" I watched as the cookies hit him in the head and the box fell to the ground. He stopped and looked at the box of cookies. As I went into the hedges, I could hear him sadly saying, "But I don't want the box. I want THAT cookie! The one you stole! This sucks! Two cookies stolen in one day. Vannessa will never believe this..." So, I peeked over the hedges to get another look at him, and then I ran. So, now, we have two beautiful half-eaten-by-Johnny-Depp cookies. One will hopefully be sold on Ebay, while the other will be preserved and framed and hung on our wall. We will try to let you guys in on our new plan tomorrow.
Signed,
Johnny Depp's Number One Stalkers,
Eryn and Marissa
P.S. Anyone wanna buy a beautiful half-eaten-by-Johnny-Depp cookie???? Look on Ebay and you'll find it. It is kind of expensive though.
yeah whatever ppl
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2004 6:10 PM
yo ppl this is all shit everything that u have said makes no sense whatsoever as if johnny depp would let you anywhere near his house he's probably set the dogs on u or sumthing and probably have you arrested for stealing his cookie and i wouldn't buy that cookie it probably has your germs all ova it anyway! i really doubt your story, it sounds like crap 2 me. and stolen car? get real. so yeah you can all bite me. ok, now dudes, yes he is hot, and yes it is okay to think so, and we all know he has a girlfriend but it is fine to gawk or whatever. nobody is his number one fan. and dont say youre gonna marry him, cos he dont know you. and all u ignorant cows that reckon PotC is not in Aus yet, bite me! I OWN IT so you should get your facts straight. Adios amigos!
to the hopeful and hopeless
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2004 10:00 PM
To all you delusional backwards slut-gut filled carpet munchers, i have news for you
incase u havent noticed he is quite happy wit his missus and 2kids you simple spastic cock suckers, i dont even think that johnny would root u sluts if hiz life depended on it so find urself sum1 ur own age u simple cracks and get ova it. I bet if u saw him walking down the street and he waznt famous u wouldnt even turn sideways at him.
he juz wants to b a normal person too, so leave him alone, and stop being a bunch of hopeful little dog face bitches.
ooohhhh!!! He's on t.v woopty doodle doo!!!
simple sluts juz fuck off and find urself a fukin dyke on a bike, at least they wont reject ur ugly asses u silly fukin blondes. Go eat sum carpet or powder puff ur pussy u dumb fukz!!!
Johnny= Sexiest man ALIVE!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2004 5:59 PM
Holy fuckin shit people, what can i say his wife has to be the luckiest woman alive right now, hes like the hottest mother fucker alive!!! Id give my right arm just for him to be inside me!!! ugh, *drool*
Hi Johnny(sorry plz dont let the name scare you)
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Posted by johnny_slave (jj@aol.com) on January 22, 2005 7:40 PM
I would like to say how great of an actor, band member, and father Johnny Depp is. I have seen almost all his movies and their great. My favorite's were: Cry Baby, Edward Scissor Hands, Pirates of the Caribbean, And Secret Window! Also i would like to say he looks damn good for his age. And i hope him and Miss.Vanessa Paradis(soon to be Mrs Vanessa Depp :) !!)and their kids are real happy. If Vanessa ever reads this "CONGRADULATIONS" because you are the luckiest women i know! But IF Johnny or Vanessa ever reads this i would love it if you e-mailed me!! My name is Samantha! My email address is samanthasilvers@bellsouth.net! I live in Florida!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 3:46 PM
OMG!!! Thank you for saying CUTE and not hot!!! I'm just sooo sick of everyone saying, "Oh my gawd, Johnny's hott.... he's sooo hottt....." Everyone sounds like preppy little freaks that think of him like a salt lick or something!!! And not that I don't like the term hot, but I'm sick of people saying it over and over and over and over about him......... So this is just a small gratification to you, thank you, thank you, at least I'll know some one GET'S ME!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 3:46 PM
OMG!!! Thank you for saying CUTE and not hot!!! I'm just sooo sick of everyone saying, "Oh my gawd, Johnny's hott.... he's sooo hottt....." Everyone sounds like preppy little freaks that think of him like a salt lick or something!!! And not that I don't like the term hot, but I'm sick of people saying it over and over and over and over about him......... So this is just a small gratification to you, thank you, thank you, at least I'll know some one GET'S ME!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 3:46 PM
OMG!!! Thank you for saying CUTE and not hot!!! I'm just sooo sick of everyone saying, "Oh my gawd, Johnny's hott.... he's sooo hottt....." Everyone sounds like preppy little freaks that think of him like a salt lick or something!!! And not that I don't like the term hot, but I'm sick of people saying it over and over and over and over about him......... So this is just a small gratification to you, thank you, thank you, at least I'll know some one GET'S ME!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 6:55 PM
Oh my God, whoever wrote that long letter to Johnny, that was amazing because I agree completely... not agree, feel the exact same way... almost like I was reading something I was unaware I had written. I love Johny Depp, and not because I think he's hot (not meaning he isn't adorable....!), and I'm not one who next to the red carpet wears a shirt with his face, a poster declaring my ultimate devotion, screaming hard and hysterically, bursting to frantic tears as he walked by. Because those are what I think of as his "fans" really.... I'm not a "fan", I'm an admirer.
Because "fans" tend to dote over stars and, to me, think of them as an "object" to drool over, not a person. I love Johnny because, as you said, "... it's like his personality is in every one of those movies....". I just adore how such creativity and pure imagination bursts out of the screen when I watch his characters.... which is surprising because he is so quiet and sullen seeming in actuality... He is just such an ingenius, whimsical, brillianlty talented person and expresses himself marvelously in movies... whuch for some actors took years to develop in classes and acting lessons, whilst for Johnny, just came naturally- (he wasn't even interested in acting when he was younger, according to biographies, he wanted to be a muscician, then got a deal for his first debue 21 Jump Street tv series) I'm a 14 year old girl, love Johnny Depp, but don't have posters all over my room. Don't ask me why, but it just wouldn't feel natural to me, and probably because I feel so much respect for him and inspiration from him, since I love to write and hope to some day maybe become and author..... (or an actress :D thanx Johnny!) One thing that bothers me the most, and always has, is that I will probably never have an oportunity to really know the guy. I don't even mean meeting him, (though that would BE SO COOL!)but even just seeing him talk on TV, out of a storyline. Because we know his characters; we just dont really know him. And Johnny, if by any unlikely chance you do come across and read this, just know this. AWSOME AMAZING EXCELLENT JOB IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN (my favourite movie ever, and you're act is the main reason) You were sooooooooooooo funny..... I laughed my wee lil guts out until I was torn away from the TV screen to have a surgical implant of the internal organs I had lost!!! I am so damn glad you are going to be in the sequals because, honestly, they would be better off just killing off your character if you couldn't play it. It is physically and morally impossible for any one man to make the same outstanding performance as you as Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh, and also sooooo wonderful in Finding Neverland.... soo sad... And also know that for every person that doesn't like your work, there are a thousand other insane obsessive young girls who worship the ground you walk on, and a million more who love you and everything you do... Oh, and it's comging out in July, and I think you look absolutely HISTERICAL in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory..... can't wait to see it. (oh and then there's that cute little pout about his lips that completely bounces me off the walls.... just had to say that.....) So, that's my opinion, and I'm just glad there is some reason for me to turn on my TV once in a while. Mr. Depp, keep up the good work. :)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 6:58 PM
Oh my God, whoever wrote that long letter to Johnny, that was amazing because I agree completely... not agree, feel the exact same way... almost like I was reading something I was unaware I had written. I love Johny Depp, and not because I think he's hot (not meaning he isn't adorable....!), and I'm not one who next to the red carpet wears a shirt with his face, a poster declaring my ultimate devotion, screaming hard and hysterically, bursting to frantic tears as he walked by. Because those are what I think of as his "fans" really.... I'm not a "fan", I'm an admirer.
Because "fans" tend to dote over stars and, to me, think of them as an "object" to drool over, not a person. I love Johnny because, as you said, "... it's like his personality is in every one of those movies....". I just adore how such creativity and pure imagination bursts out of the screen when I watch his characters.... which is surprising because he is so quiet and sullen seeming in actuality... He is just such an ingenius, whimsical, brillianlty talented person and expresses himself marvelously in movies... whuch for some actors took years to develop in classes and acting lessons, whilst for Johnny, just came naturally- (he wasn't even interested in acting when he was younger, according to biographies, he wanted to be a muscician, then got a deal for his first debue 21 Jump Street tv series) I'm a 14 year old girl, love Johnny Depp, but don't have posters all over my room. Don't ask me why, but it just wouldn't feel natural to me, and probably because I feel so much respect for him and inspiration from him, since I love to write and hope to some day maybe become and author..... (or an actress :D thanx Johnny!) One thing that bothers me the most, and always has, is that I will probably never have an oportunity to really know the guy. I don't even mean meeting him, (though that would BE SO COOL!)but even just seeing him talk on TV, out of a storyline. Because we know his characters; we just dont really know him. And Johnny, if by any unlikely chance you do come across and read this, just know this. AWSOME AMAZING EXCELLENT JOB IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN (my favourite movie ever, and you're act is the main reason) You were sooooooooooooo funny..... I laughed my wee lil guts out until I was torn away from the TV screen to have a surgical implant of the internal organs I had lost!!! I am so damn glad you are going to be in the sequals because, honestly, they would be better off just killing off your character if you couldn't play it. It is physically and morally impossible for any one man to make the same outstanding performance as you as Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh, and also sooooo wonderful in Finding Neverland.... soo sad... And also know that for every person that doesn't like your work, there are a thousand other insane obsessive young girls who worship the ground you walk on, and a million more who love you and everything you do... Oh, and it's comging out in July, and I think you look absolutely HISTERICAL in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory..... can't wait to see it. (oh and then there's that cute little pout about his lips that completely bounces me off the walls.... just had to say that.....) So, that's my opinion, and I'm just glad there is some reason for me to turn on my TV once in a while. Mr. Depp, keep up the good work. :)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2005 7:00 PM
Oh my God, whoever wrote that long letter to Johnny, that was amazing because I agree completely... not agree, feel the exact same way... almost like I was reading something I was unaware I had written. I love Johny Depp, and not because I think he's hot (not meaning he isn't adorable....!), and I'm not one who next to the red carpet wears a shirt with his face, a poster declaring my ultimate devotion, screaming hard and hysterically, bursting to frantic tears as he walked by. Because those are what I think of as his "fans" really.... I'm not a "fan", I'm an admirer.
Because "fans" tend to dote over stars and, to me, think of them as an "object" to drool over, not a person. I love Johnny because, as you said, "... it's like his personality is in every one of those movies....". I just adore how such creativity and pure imagination bursts out of the screen when I watch his characters.... which is surprising because he is so quiet and sullen seeming in actuality... He is just such an ingenius, whimsical, brillianlty talented person and expresses himself marvelously in movies... whuch for some actors took years to develop in classes and acting lessons, whilst for Johnny, just came naturally- (he wasn't even interested in acting when he was younger, according to biographies, he wanted to be a muscician, then got a deal for his first debue 21 Jump Street tv series) I'm a 14 year old girl, love Johnny Depp, but don't have posters all over my room. Don't ask me why, but it just wouldn't feel natural to me, and probably because I feel so much respect for him and inspiration from him, since I love to write and hope to some day maybe become and author..... (or an actress :D thanx Johnny!) One thing that bothers me the most, and always has, is that I will probably never have an oportunity to really know the guy. I don't even mean meeting him, (though that would BE SO COOL!)but even just seeing him talk on TV, out of a storyline. Because we know his characters; we just dont really know him. And Johnny, if by any unlikely chance you do come across and read this, just know this. AWSOME AMAZING EXCELLENT JOB IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN (my favourite movie ever, and you're act is the main reason) You were sooooooooooooo funny..... I laughed my wee lil guts out until I was torn away from the TV screen to have a surgical implant of the internal organs I had lost!!! I am so damn glad you are going to be in the sequals because, honestly, they would be better off just killing off your character if you couldn't play it. It is physically and morally impossible for any one man to make the same outstanding performance as you as Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh, and also sooooo wonderful in Finding Neverland.... soo sad... And also know that for every person that doesn't like your work, there are a thousand other insane obsessive young girls who worship the ground you walk on, and a million more who love you and everything you do... Oh, and it's comging out in July, and I think you look absolutely HISTERICAL in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory..... can't wait to see it. (oh and then there's that cute little pout about his lips that completely bounces me off the walls.... just had to say that.....) So, that's my opinion, and I'm just glad there is some reason for me to turn on my TV once in a while. Mr. Depp, keep up the good work. :)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2005 4:26 PM
You're so right, when If you're such a "huge fan" then why would you want them to split up if they are happy??? It would only be hurting him- he's a person, not an object (not a saltlike to drool over either) Oh, and also, i agree again, even if I did get his address, even if I knew it would go straight to his mail box, I wouldn't mail him because I know he's busy and he just wantes to live a normal life with a normal family.
Johnny, you rock
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2005 4:40 PM
Jorja, you're so right, he wants to be known for his talent. Sometimes I even feel bad for the poor guy, cuz it must be at least a bit scary to know 10,000 girl would take any and all chances to rip your clothes off when you walk by. And I'm not saying he isn't cute (utterly adorable.... really....) but my top one reason why I like him is becasue of what an awsomw actor he is. Anyone can be born with good genetics, but it takes real talent to be able to perform and make some laugh or cry or even become inspired like he does.
Johnny, you rock
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2005 5:08 PM
LISTEN TO ME LIL 11 YEAR OLD. I'm 14. I was, not exactly obsessed with him, but close, when I was your age. Listen good and clear- DON NOT GO OVER THE LIMIT. DO NOT LET TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HIM. DO NOT LET ANYONE WHO YOU KNOW WILL BUG YOU ABOUT IT KNOW. Trust me, okay, I now CANNOT ever ever even say his name or damned movie he's in because I will get poked and poked and poked about it!!! I have had expirience..... keep the obsessive part to yourself and then you're fine. Just a warning, hon.
Johnny, you rock
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2005 5:37 PM
no, that is ONE thing i will disagree with. Hot is the presence of heat. He is not hot. But, fine, fine, fine..... you can say that, I won't bug all you who think he's hot.... wutever, just DON'T EXPECT ME TO AGREE!!! As far as I'm concerned, he is cute, and that's all there is to that!!!
No, I love Johnny Depp more than ANYONE!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2005 6:18 PM
I love him so much hes all over my walls all over my binders i have picture alubums with him in them i have such a collection hes soooooooooo hott and i love him so much!!!! and the thing is is that it seems like he never ages cause hes always been hot and he always will be!!! I love him so much and hes all I think about all day long!!! *cries to hug him just once*
waw jhonny 's so cute....(tunisia)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2005 11:00 AM
hi i like jhonny especielly his way of acting..he 's intelligent,smart,handsome and i guess that he s a good person!!!!
ah yes i m from tunisia
i wish that there s somebody here who 's reading this..my dream is to see him as a person even in my dreams
finely i know that s impossible but who knows......