Ten Best Nude Scenes in Films of 2003!!!

UR ALL U BUNCH OF PERVERTS! reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 14, 2004 9:34 AM

I'm with ya! Although I'm surprised with the "roundness" of Ludovic Sagnier best pals...

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 19, 2004 9:26 PM

UR ALL DIRTY PERVERTS WHO CANT GET GIRLFRIENDS! IM ONLY HERE CUZ I DIDNT THINK DEY WOULD HAVE NUDE SCENES IN THEM!

PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS! PERVERTS!

Perverts. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2004 9:47 AM

PERVERTS PERVERTS PERVERTS PERVERTS PERVERTS PERVERTS PERVERTS PERVERTS PERVERTS PERVERTS PERVERTS PERVERTS
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

RE: your the pervert reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 23, 2004 5:48 PM

wat r u talking about? MUSHROOM MUSHROOM. god u queer idiot! wats a MUSHROOM got to do wit perverts? jesus why did god create people like this?

your the pervert reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2004 11:55 AM

Stupids

naked girls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2004 12:30 PM

i love this sweet!!!!!

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 24, 2004 3:03 PM

r u the guy who said MUSHROOM? man,wat kind of drugs r u on? and if i was a pervert, then i wouldnt be calling u a pervert wouldnt i? duh! go to skool u stupid hippie dumb ass!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2004 10:55 PM

OMG i didnt know the internet had naked people on it!! WOWEE!!

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on January 26, 2004 10:31 AM

A Snaaaake! A Snaaaake! Ohhh a its a snaaake!

Dammit! Try to stay on topic.

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 26, 2004 3:34 PM

loser. go marrie ur mom u freak!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 2:00 AM

you don't have a girlfriend, that's why you were here dumbnut

Re: yeah reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 6:35 AM

God, DTheatre is so sweet it's wicked awsome. direoswald guy, You are sooooo fucking sloooooooooooooooow.

Drop Dead Gorgeous Model Beau-Latasha in Cannes Fr reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 7:12 AM

This guy reminds me of Golum. I think Ludivine Sagnier has a firm set of tits.

RE: Re: yeah reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 7:17 AM

direoswald is probably mental, he was asking the son why the Father created people like him? I don't get it.

50 reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 7:44 AM

I love tits. direoswald probably sucks cock.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 8:42 AM

Although Beau-Latasha was not naked, The model hosted a show for the film festival in a billion dollar diamond studded bikini and I never in my whole life seen a woman this beautiful. She is the most beautiful woman in the world.

? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2004 6:20 AM

Did you come?

RE: Re: yeah reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 28, 2004 9:14 PM

nerd. thats all i cansay to u. dumb perv. by the way. i dont look at the pics so i actually can afford to go and SEE the movies. unlike u. poor bastard

RE: 50 reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 28, 2004 9:15 PM

ur only looking at beatiful naked women cuz u cant get girlfriends! bunch of poor nerdy losers!! wat would ur mom say about this! hahahaha

nude reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2004 1:37 PM

facking girles

RE: Drop Dead Gorgeous Model Beau-Latasha in Cannes Fr reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2004 6:35 AM

Beaulatasha is flawlessly beautiful and her body is Tyte 2 Def!!!! Why is her pic not on this page.

RE: your the pervert reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2004 5:12 PM

well I think I got waht he meant by mushroom..He musta got turned on...a man with a dick woud have shouted BONER!!!! little boy with his first hard on would probably yell Mushroom!! mushroom!!!!.......eyeballz

what reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2004 12:42 AM

,llk

nerds! reply

Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 2, 2004 5:37 AM

You fags are such perverts! you could never get girlfriends! Im going out with a christina Aguilera lookalike so ha ha ha!!! Okay, so it's just one of my gang in a dress but it's still better than any of you nerds have got.

RE: nerds! reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 2, 2004 1:26 PM

um,dude,wat r u doing trying to pretend to be me? id appreciate it if ya told me first!

wtf? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2004 5:57 AM

What's the deal with you man? Are you for real or are you just a fucked up fag? You girlfriends a guy in a dress!? WTF!?

RE: wtf? reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:43 PM

Every MC, in this industry, wants one thing
To be the best, in the top of their game
You want it? Come and get me!

[CHORUS]
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day

Yo Shan, lets take 'em

You couldn't rock a joint with a mic and a pound of week
You couldn't get a point across with a pen and a key a pee
You couldn't get high as me with two tabs of LSD
Cool as a cucumber with two sticks of celery
Spit like watermelon pips from your jojoba lips
Hands mo callus can see excel from the mics I read
My rhyme patterns supreme mm the baddest
Fresh - woo - my flows the fattest
Yeah and I gotta do this for those that never had it
But climbed the ladder only to watch all their dreams shatter
They doubled my pain; I tripled my skills in hip-hop
Quadrupled my strength, quintupled my props - yo
I got it locked yo and I'm ready to drop yo
And you can hit me with everything that you got yo
But I will not fall or trip over obstacles
Its logical I'm gonna run hip hop into the cortical

[CHORUS]
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day

First two I stepped up and I made moves
I stay true and like flows I paid dues
And came thru sliced inviters like blade two
Cos they knew I came to take our fake crews
And take YOU
If this is what it comes down to
Trying to break thru and go triple platinum like Che Fu (true)
Still I'm tighter then the El Kita with corn bread
Lines heavy like if you wake the whole with Dawn Raid
F*ck them and let them see I'm all yeah
I went to the true school like DJ Sir Vere
So who the, who the f*ck said that Scribe was in deep
Yo I'm deep like Mareko's voice tone when he speaks
And I'm ill like Uneepa with skills to pay the bills this year
And MCs is getting cut like One Tree Hill, for real
I'm still the baddest MC to grab a pad and a pen
Go tell ya friend Scribe is at it again. Yeah

[CHORUS]
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since ...

I complete the - be like the snarer come crisp and clear
I'm here to test MCs like it's their 5th form year
We 'bout to find out who is and who isn't prepared
About to make your arse disappear into thin air
Ask DJ Shan; yo I've been up in here
You'd better get it crystal clear your skill just doesn't compare
They're asking who's the best in the underground
No question the best is on the f*cken mic right now!

[CHORUS]
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day

Yeah now come and get me, I'm waiting
I'll still be here ... when you're ready

RE: Drop Dead Gorgeous Model Beau-Latasha in Cannes Fr reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2004 4:40 PM

get a gf. get a life while ur at it

DIS IS 2 ALL THE PERVERTS! reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 7, 2004 1:48 AM

I'm hearin' you still talking that shit but none of your actions here are speakin' to me
I'm talkin' it, walkin' it, my stompin' style will stop your movement'
Hold up who's this? (aarrah!) Still leavin' you with cuts and bruises
So cut the bullshit before I rrrrock your face with a pool stick
Dirty, Dawnraid and Frontline, P-Money, Scribe, Savage and Con Psy
Everybody is feelin' that shit, I'm out your speakers like Ill Semantics
On stage for the crowd reaction, Everyone just bounce your asses
Keep it movin', uh-huh, New Zealand music
South Auckland raise your arms!!
Let me see you throw it up!!
And I will always represent my crew decep-deceptikonz! What!!

You know who this is, act right
It's the kid comin' up that's flow is untapped
Wrote enough drafts, know enough raps, off the head skill that'll crush cats
But it's hard to spit without comin' off arrogant
And y'all insist on droppin' comparisons
And y'all who sit, mouths runnin' and chatterin'
Get off my dick, you're so fuckin' embarrassing
Y'all don't want no part of this, upon this ish
I serve the ill like a pharmacist, I'm on to this
I've been broke like promises
so if you get me started kid you're gonna see the consequence and y'all
Don't want that
'Cos I stay on, gimme you're words to play on
and I'ma make your writtens look thick like you lost your pen and wrote it in crayon
But yo, y'all should play the back like scenery
I'm dope, the writings on the wall like graffiti
So, y'all can't even hold your own
You get a manicure if you're goin' toe to toe
Suppose you know, that I treat tracks like kicks 'cos I'm clean when I lace mine
I break minds, If I put a watch in a bum bag that's the only scene where I waste time
Let's go

Scribe's here so give it up,
I never put the mic down when I pick it up
I rip it up so dope this year, everybody want a hit of us,wat wat?
But y'all need to breathe because you're hiccin' up
We refuse to leave you can't get rid of us
Yo, they think I'm drugs because I come in the club
and I be dancin' by myself like I don't give a fuck, what-what?
Scribe on the mic I write an elegant flow
Even drop adagio for the lyrically slow
Not hypothetically, physically lettin' you know
I got my rhyme packed tight and we're ready to go
Made some mistakes in the past, that was yesterday
Today I'm on my way to a better way
Forever bringing together what you separate
So whether, you like it or not I'ma elevate
You know this rhyme is me takin' time to celebrate
Relax and take a breath y'all ,
I'm here to stay and not goin' away
And can I get a 'yes yall'? yes-yes y'all!!
ooh-ooooh!
Theres...check it out
No...check it out
One...check it out (ain't noone like me!)
Like me

Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, thank you! it's all good when you come to my hood
Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, Yeah!
Thank you!
Very much!
Peace!

everyone! listen up! reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 8, 2004 7:38 PM

I came a long way since back in the day
From a teenager trying to make a rap in this way
Ever since I was a kid I had something to say
Rocking mics was a dream I didn't care about pay
I sacrificed late nights and going out with my friends
Just to stay home alone with my pad and my pen
Had my eyes on my prize, my mind on my goal
As I carved these rhymes out with my hear and my soul
I didn't have a CD; all I had was a tape
On the dole thru my flow was my only escape
From a world where they didn't wanna see my prevail
Didn't wanna see me take it all
They'd rather see me fail

Its like ...

[CHORUS]
I was down and out
Struggling
Wondered how I'm gonna make it thru
I got a dream (I got a dream)
Holding old (I'm gonna hold on)
I can't let go cos I gotta make it come true

Hey yo
I got a dream to make it big in New York
Give up the drugs and alcohol
I didn't want to distort
My vision to be living life to the full
And I wouldn't of made it if it wasn't for you
You picked me up every time that I fell
When I was going thru hell you told me that I would prevail
You said I had exactly what it took to be great
That I was young and in the future would a man I would make
Its like you saw something in me I couldn't see
You said I would succeed and be anything I wanted to be
I'm 23 and I just wanna be me
Wanna be free
Wanna be everything I can be
But I don't have many choices
Can't afford to be wrong
All I do is try to stay true to the words of my song
Just don't hesitate and wait too long
Cos like a dream when you wake up its gone ... its gone

[CHORUS]
I was down and out
Struggling
Wondered how I'm gonna make it thru (I had no money in my pockets)
I got a dream (all I had was a pad and a pen)
Holding old (that's all I ever needed)
I can't let go cos I gotta make it come true

Hey yo
It was a sunny day and we were feeling high
Jamming the song underneath the baby blue sky
Thinking 'bout in the time when we were so poor
'Member the kids used to laugh at the clothes we wore
We always knew one day that things were gonna change
And from that day I was never gonna be the same
I went to sleep that night; I dreamt I touched the sky
And ever since I've been trying to keep my dream alive
So when you see this Scribe, dropping the Ill'ed rhyme
To find how I'm living mine in this day and time
I'm working 9 to 5; I'm slaving over beats
Its hard work living the dream I hardly ever sleep
I'm in the rhythm deep, Yo just trying to do my thing
Its funny when you shine and people hate to see the gleam
No matter what they say keep on doing what you do
And don't give up cos only you can make that dream come true

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 6:11 AM

Dude, what's with all the spam? You do realise that no ones actually bothering to read all that crap don't you?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2004 7:47 PM

wat spam?
wat da hell is a spam? ive heard of scam but how could i scam someone by rapping?
get a life and get a education while ur at it, nerd.

You're joking. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2004 6:52 AM

Please, for the love of God tell me you're joking. I just plain refuse to believe that anybody could be this retarded.

RE: You're joking. reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 11, 2004 7:47 PM

yo,i wouldnt mind goin 2 war wit my friends by my side, with a army tank to blow u up as my ride! wen i come over,u better hide! cuz i rap as good as ice cubes slide!

yo,i rappen while im giggln gigglin while ur jigglin make ur fats flabs start wigglen,

i tried 2 make peace with u all, but i can see u brought ur mocks straight from the mall, got them from a 2 dollar stall, practise them on a wall!

man u all need 2 chill! u sound like u on a marijuana pill! yo i rap and kill,like quentin tarantios movie kill bill! right now the scores
zero 2 nill! i gonna fill your bill till u have the will to shut up cuz i could break u like a fish gill!

and who the HELL said i copy and paste! man 2 me,ur a big waste! ill splatter u like fish paste! u say u dont like rap? uve got no taste! mockin is wat this song is based!

man u all poor!like a flea market store! i bet ur kids cant c movies with blood and gore! woops!u dont have kids, wat r they for? to keep u busy while ur mopin da floor!

i should download ur pictures onto cd rom, and send them to www.nerds.com!

i tried to make peace but wat i get is a piece of insults,thrown at me like comments grease!

i bet u all just want me to rap! so u can steal my rhymes and call them phat! well, u people are blind as bats! u like a mouse runnin away from a cat!

y do u come up with the most stupid comments ever? i bet u just mock me to get another rap and steal it to show it 2 ur friends!
make up ur own!
im the only one whos got the balls to say wat i think in my head and express it in a form of a rap song!

friggin losers!

Re: tard reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2004 4:28 AM

Man, you really are one goofy bastard, I feel like donating money to help you.

RE: Re: tard reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2004 7:19 PM

thanks. wen r u sending it?
idiot...

Re: reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2004 7:15 AM

I've sent a $10 cheque to www.RetardedAnimalBabies.com, happy to help.

RE: Re: reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2004 11:38 AM

wtf? dont donate 10 bucks to ur mums website!
post it to me!
nz,auckland ellerslie

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2004 5:00 AM

I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

...well, you're the one resorting to playground insults.

RE: RE:Wait a minute. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2004 6:59 PM

if ur rubber and im glue, i wonder wat that makes u! how many people can rap like me? only a few!

yo,u a nerd! callin me glue is absurd! im gonna hang on to every word,knock ur face all u see is a blur!

god. one line?
that took 20 secs to make up. jesus,u cant b like me ok?

i wanna call a truce so i can get off this website.cuz im not lettin a bunch of nerds get the last word!

WAIT A MINUTE! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2004 7:00 PM

wheres my ten bucks! u poor bastard!

RE:Wait a minute. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 3:37 AM

How sad are you that the only reason you keep coming back to this website is because you can't stand not having the last word? How about this, I promise not to insult you anymore. Are you going to leave now?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 7:21 PM

ill leave. wen i get my friggin 10 bucks!
and i only come here cuz im gettin a laugh out of it. so r my friends

Wait a minute. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 7:34 AM

You don't sound like you're getting a laugh out of it as every message you post is just you crying about everyone taking the piss out of you.

RE: Wait a minute. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 7:33 PM

wat?
pissed?
nah, just gonna die of laughter.

wheres my ten bucks? poor bastard!

Don't worry reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 7:20 AM

It's okay, you don't need to put on a brave face. If you're upset about people making fun of you then you should contact the webmaster. You don't need to suffer in silence.

webmaster? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 7:16 PM

i wanna take care of dis myself,
not gonna let da webmaster sort dis out.

and WHERES MY TEN BUCKS! POOR BASTARD!

i told you reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 4:11 AM

I told you, it's at a site for retards, just go there and pick it up.

RE: i told you reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 7:34 PM

yea. its not there.
y dont u post it 2 me u poor fag? instead of sendin it 2 a dumb retarded but funny website.
post da fuckin money 2 me!

Fine. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 5:47 AM

Fine, have it your way. Post up your address.

RE: Fine. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 7:14 PM

433 ellerslie panmure highway /new zealand /auckland

Ok reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 9:01 AM

Okay, it's on it's way, also don't mind the white powder in the envelope, it's just- Eh... sugar, yea I accidently spilt some sugar in there.

RE: Ok reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 7:29 PM

ok. sugar addict. wens it gonna arrive?

RE: reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 4:14 AM

I don't know, I'm not sure how quick it is to post stuff down to New Zealand. If you give me your credit card details I could probably transfer it straight into your account.

RE: RE: reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 7:47 PM

dumbass. its not here yet.

RE: You're joking. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2004 3:53 AM

ta gueule connard

RE: RE: reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2004 10:02 PM

still not here yet.

RE: Money reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 8:50 AM

Damn it, I knew the post was unreliable. You'll just have to give me your credit card details and then I can transfer the money to you instantly.

RE: Money reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 7:34 PM

stop tryin 2 get out of it.
i aint got a credit card cuz im 13 u moron. just post it 2 me!
poor liar

cash card? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2004 3:44 AM

Well what about a Cash Card? Surely you're not so poor you don't have one of those, post up the details of that card.

RE: cash card? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2004 7:42 PM

i aint givin u any details u poor hacking loser who wants to steal a kids money.
u CAN post it 2 me. u havent tried yet cuz u cant afford 10 bucks.
hurry up!

Dude, listen... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2004 4:36 AM

Dude, you live in fucking New Zealand, i'm not going to post it to you by mail. However I'm more than willing to transfer the money into your account, if you're not old enough or too poor to have your own credit card then just borrow your parents one. All you need to do is type in all the details and I will transfer the money straight into the account, what's the problem?

RE: Dude, listen... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2004 2:50 PM

oh my god, my parents wont let me use it, im 13 u big dumb ass! i cant get a job until 2 more years!
im not stupid u know,

check dis out,

dat aint lame.
u cant come up with anything better can u?
no?
so shut up u loser.
that was only one bad line anyway, u peck at my mistakes like a starvin bird u loser. u cant rhyme so shut it.

my rhymes will make u ill if its u i dont kill someone from newzealand will and i will get u back in angies name,u just sit there and twirl spiral and spin till u hurl but this is all just a childish game

im only 13 but u all over me like hookers over gay men,y dont u pay gay men for sex with 10 yen,well i aint gay so cya amen, hell, u da ones makin me rap again

i aint gay so get ur gay ass away,u gonna end up with notin more to say , u gonna be a gay, 10 dollars a day,
stay at a gay club and never go away

all u can do is spot ONE bad line wen if u rapped ud have dem all da time, im tellin u now bitch gay sex is a crime, well break ur legs,arms face and your spine, and NO, i cant say fancy rhymes all da time

Go on. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 8:40 AM

Ok, I stopped reading after the 1st sentence because you seemed to have lost the plot.
You don't have to TELL your parents what you're doing with the card, you just have to borrow it for a while, they don't even have to know. When they find out you've added to their bank balance they're probably be really pleased with you.

RE: Go on. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 4:45 PM

yea. right.

Wow!!!! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2004 11:12 AM

Oh my God! Did you just reply with a two word answer!? Well done! You're making progress.

Now give me your credit card number.

RE: Wow!!!! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2004 8:07 PM

hey, u DO know i can scare u away by rapping? i can either rap real bad to make u go away, or i can just shut u up. it works, trust me.

Scribe take it serious, various artist delirious, suffering from a lack of hearing us. Got my rhythm sussed for those who don't give a fuck, I do, and my whole crew is out to get you, and wreck you, disrespect you, disconnect you, left in seperate components in a state to complex to, ever step to what I consider intellectual, fuck you, wack rappers always sounding sexual. I rock, acapella, beat box, instrumental, when in your mental, I invade like oriental, move with ninja steps, online like internet, the phunkrepublic, hiphop, I'm loving it.

i rapped from 2001, my story's just begun, uh, You never hung in the streets where I'm from, We get ill with the lyrical, rela- individual, Every syllable, every metaphorical visual.

Scribe original next level shit for you to listen to, lyricism is vision, what I'm spitting is peripheral. Not the stereotypical type of individual, 8 bars, 8 flows, suppose I had tentacles. Rip the mic like I'm meant to do, come off like Imperial Mint fresh, my aerial view keeping me ahead of you, instead of you they're picking the Scribe, live, incredible, unforgettably phat, yo suckers looking edible.

You ain't got the feel, your shit just don't appeal, to the underground, had to be feeling when it's real, so [why's if he Scribe survives???], check it, are we live? Put me on your tape, I'll take a minute just devour. Off my mic, I like to ignite, philosophy, you're dead like old battery, naturally, I disagree with the purpose of your whole anatomy, had to be, want to battle me, come in packs of three, you can witness first hand my style, stabbing you rapidly. Reactively we, break MCs from Anthony to Zachary, and if you're not backing me, you're lacking me, constantly distracting me, trying to cause anarchy in my faculty, got beef? I eat it like pork, snap it like crackling. Picture like curves, you won't even know whats be happening, rhyme reflect reality, some MCs still imagining, so don't blame me why your style never changed, I stayed dope, lyically killing the cells in your brain.

i aint givin the numbers on the credit card cuz u just a poor loser u retard

I am so scared of your rap. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2004 5:11 AM

Your right! You have scared me away by rapping, oh wait...

And if I'm such a poor loser then why am I willing to give you money? Come on dude, just cooperate with me on this, you're not chicken are you?

RE: I am so scared of your rap. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2004 6:59 PM

ur NOT willing to give me money. ur tryin 2 get out of it. u know wat? since ur do poor ill let u off

Come on! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2004 7:46 AM

No! I want to do my bit for charity and make sure a retard like you gets the money he needs. All you've got to do is post up the details of your dad's credit card and I'll do the rest, even a retard like you can't fuck that up.

RE: Dude... shut up! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2004 3:02 AM

you must be joking you sad little person

RE: Come on! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2004 8:21 PM

wat? if i give u my credit card details then all the money will be taken out. thats called scamming. im reporting this!

damn dumbass reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2004 8:11 PM

all that there is to say is damn dumbass.... not you shemp

damn dumbass reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2004 8:11 PM

all that there is to say is damn dumbass.... not you shemp

RE: damn dumbass reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2004 8:15 PM

were all shemps. who r u talkin 2?
i aint givin my credit card details k? stupid jackass

Dude... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2004 12:22 PM

I promise on my mothers eternal soul that I won't take any money out of your account. You have my word.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2004 9:47 PM

u aint takin money out of my account, thats 4 sure, cuz i hate scammers, ok my details are:

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I'm straight as an arrow bro. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2004 2:36 PM

Where did you get the impression I was a scammer? How about I put $50 into the account? Will that change your mind?

RE: I'm straight as an arrow bro. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2004 11:11 PM

right. no. dis is fun. keep asking.

RE: I'm straight as an arrow bro reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2004 8:03 AM

Seriously, I'm not trying to rob you, I'm trying to help you. How much money will it take?

RE: ur straight as a queer guy bro reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2004 9:44 PM

god, i get 50 bucks a week, wats wrong wit u? i can always borrow money from like 50 people! go away!

Money for you! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2004 6:44 AM

What kind of person passes up free money? Oh yea, that's right a retard. How about $100? Will that change your mind?

Are U 2 cool 4 school? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2004 5:54 PM

what r u gay

RE: Money for you! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2004 10:01 PM

wat kind of retard begs to give out money.

RE: reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2004 10:06 AM

You're saying that people who give money to charties are retarded? Call it human nature but I just want to help you.

RE: RE: reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2004 3:12 PM

so ur begging to give me money, when i dont want it? ill let u give me money by another way

forget it. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 3:57 PM

No way man, I'm not into paying young boys for sex, I'm willing to give you money to help your retardedness but I have to draw the line at your suggestion.

lmao!!!!!! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2004 3:31 PM

wat? u really know how to crack someone up!

is that retard givin money thing ur joke? damn homie! friggin embarrasin to ur family aye? and who asked u if u payed young boys for sex?

hmmmmmmmmmmm......

Okay....? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2004 1:22 PM

Yes, this is like trying to hold an intelligent conversation with a monkey. Look, why don't you just go back to watching your Pokemon and we'll forget the whole thing.

RE: Okay....? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2004 8:35 PM

ive just gotten bak frm da gold coast, pokemon is gay.u r gay. how do u even know about pokemon if ur an adult? unless u watch it.....

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2004 7:18 AM

How do you even know about cartoons like South Park if you're just a snot-nosed little 13 year old bitch? Oh and by the way, gay is a way of life, not an insult.

RE: Are U 2 cool 4 school? reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 22, 2004 9:41 PM

everyone watches southpark on channel 4 u idiot! just cuz u couldnt watch adult cartoons wen u were young, r u stalkin me or sumthin? by everyone i mean EVERYONES heard of south park, just cuz ur mummy doesnt let u watch it!
wat is wrong with u? south park and jackass r my favourite shows and u goin on about me ben 13 and watchin southpark being bad!
u know, ur so chicken u wont gimme ur msn so i can see ur ugly face on webcam and taunt u, just cuz u got bulleyed to the days at ur scholl u unpopular gay fag! get some face cream! u probably got all these pimples u big internet geek! i dont believe u still checked dis post wen i didnt reply 4 one whole week, wat do u do sit there all day until i post? got nothin else better to do?
ive ben watchin south park ever since it started and it is one of the most funniest shoes ever made but U on the other hand sit in front of a computer all day u internet addicted freak!honestly, that How do you even know about cartoons like South Park if you're just a snot-nosed little 13 year old bitch comment just totally suprised me cuz nearly all the children over 9 that can afford tvs watch south park in nz and australia, wat country u in? iraq?

RE: Hello again. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2004 7:20 AM

Why don't you post up your REAL msn? and I don't mean that direoswald crap or that other one you cpoied from that Asian guy. Why don't you just go play with your hamster Lemmiwinks again.

RE: Hello again. reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 27, 2004 9:27 PM

i alrwdy told u my msn is liksoong@hotmail.com,
if u dont add me in 5 days then i guess ur a pretty dumb scared fag arent u?

Woooo! Scary! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2004 6:40 AM

I am scared of you, really scared! I mean, you have such a way with words and such a high interlect that I'm just petrified that you might call me a fag or something.

RE: Woooo! Scary! reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2004 6:25 PM

uh huh, ur so scardd u havent given me ur adress yet dip shit. i dont see y not since i gave u mine. liksoong@hotmail.com, I am the other guy from the other posts u idiot the other direoswald hacked into my account so i decided not 2 use iot any more, and i mean, wat a GEEK! i havent posted back in a week and u still check this post! man say wat u want but to the real world ur a pitifull stuid 30 year old drag queen that loses arguements with a 13 year old kid that speaks wit big words so u think hes 20 , i cant believe how much fuckin arguements ive put on this website in a month, the whols site is flooding with my name on it im only 13 4 gods sake and u wont give me ur msn adress so i can mock u directly for kicks and u say i suck at rapping wen u havent rapped a single line of ur own! are u da dumb ass that copyed 2 will smith songs and a obie trice song from the album 8 mile? stupid dumb ass u totally humilliated urself and i guess i pissed u off quite vad cuz over 20 people saw wat u had done. i cant wait for u 2 post back! ur so amusing

RE: turn to sender. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2004 8:43 AM

I'm back! You can stop waiting now. So that MSN address of yours was real? That's great man! Now all you need to do is type up your dads credit card details and you'll be set.

RE: turn to sender. reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on May 4, 2004 9:27 PM

r u poor or sumthing?
i aint givin my dads credit card number cuz i dont want ur money retard!

RE: whas up? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2004 3:20 AM

What's the matter? Are you missing your boyfriend? Don't think that no one else noticed you chatting with him and being all gay and stuff.

RE: whas up? reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on May 6, 2004 9:28 PM

r u deaf? i clearly said im not gay. poor bastard.

RE: E wind, and the crowd say Bo-selecta. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2004 9:35 AM

I think that you're 'lover boy' would disagree with you there.

RE: E wind, and the crowd say Bo-selecta. reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on May 10, 2004 9:32 PM

YOURE the lover boy pretending to be gay.lame.not funny.

RE: Loaded reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2004 8:32 AM

That maybe what you're secretly hoping for but it's not true. I was looking for stuff about Spiderman 2 and I found you and some gay guy posting dirty gay messages to each other. You were saying you wanted to make his ass go boom and stuff. You need to sort yourself out man.

RE: Loaded reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on May 11, 2004 8:54 PM

MAKING HIS ASS GO BOOM. WITH C4. WAT WAS YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MIND THINONG OF?

so ur da idiot posting up those will smith and obie trice songs saying you wrote them. dont denie it ill always believe it.
ur getting pissed off sooooo much in the other post

RE: ad it and weep. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 12, 2004 9:17 AM

What? You need to learn to spell and talk and other basic human tasks.

RE: ad it and weep. reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on May 12, 2004 10:04 PM

teenage tlk.old man.
spelling geek. get a phone and txt
poor guy

Total RE: call reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2004 8:14 AM

That's funny, I didn't think being 18 made you an old man. Are you just jealous because you arn't old enough to see all the best movies and play all the best video games?
You don't have to vent all you're fustration over the internet, just wait a few years. Your voice will break, your balls will drop and all that acne will clear up after a while.

RE: Total call reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on May 14, 2004 2:59 AM

what acne? i can afford face clenser unlike u. and wat do u mean play r18 games? jesus christ dont they let u buy r18 games like gta vice city if ur under 18 in ur country? and anyway,i can either pay for one movie and sneak into r18 or i can get my mate who works at the movies to get me in.how do u think i saw kill bill,bad boys 2,the passion of the christ,kill bill 2,texas chainsaw massacre and all the other r18s? wat u think im gonna go see scooby doo?

Fake Breasts Suck reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 16, 2004 1:23 PM

If you voted for Sagnier, that's a vote for breast implants. She looks like a cow, not sexy.

RE: Fake Breasts Suck reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on May 16, 2004 9:16 PM

yea i agree with u. boobs are good but her face looks shit.

RE: tard reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2004 9:14 AM

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

yes. reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on May 17, 2004 9:22 PM

thats why i agree

Yea... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 19, 2004 7:13 AM

That's why I told you.

RE: Telling reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 20, 2004 4:03 AM

Dude, you got told.

RE: naked girls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 25, 2004 4:34 AM

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Beau latasha reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2004 2:40 PM

She is fictitious, and not real.

lol reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2004 10:39 PM

direoswald i thought u were a chick at first.

Haha to the pervert-ive-got-to-tell-tehe-world-how reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2004 9:59 PM

U friggin moron wat are u a hippie and wat the hell is MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

RE: naked girls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2004 3:06 AM

i want sexy pictures ,films free,fat cock and fat women sexy photoes and films freely.

RE: nude reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2004 3:10 AM

show me their photoes

RE: nude reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2004 4:36 AM

Ok, Mushroom Mushroom was refering to a funny flash cartoon that was really popular awhile ago.

RE: ? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2005 9:42 PM

yes i cummed

RE: ? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2005 8:10 PM

FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

WHEN MONKEYS RULE THE WORLD, I WILL BE THEIR LEADER

MUAH HA HA HA HA

PERVERTS

PERVERTS

PERVERTS

PERVERTS

PERVERTS

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 12:33 AM

Go fuck yourself

RE: Haha to the pervert-ive-got-to-tell-tehe-world-how reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2005 3:33 PM

go fuck your dad

RE: Haha to the pervert-ive-got-to-tell-tehe-world-how reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2005 9:11 PM

When I asked if your dad was gay, he hit me with his purse, and kicked me with his high heels.

RE: Haha to the pervert-ive-got-to-tell-tehe-world-how reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2005 7:16 PM

lol

RE: Haha to the pervert-ive-got-to-tell-tehe-world-how reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2005 7:46 PM

monkeys rock

sex reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2005 4:12 AM

i need it

RE: sex reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 10, 2005 9:26 PM

then hire a fucking prostitute, no wait, go to your mom and screw her like you always do. faggot

RE: naked girls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2005 5:17 AM

want to see you.

RE: sex reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2005 8:47 PM

you
sick ass bitch

this is not right reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 2, 2005 5:12 PM

where is the retarded animals??? this is not it this is a 10 best nude scenes in films of 2003

RE: Drop Dead Gorgeous Model Beau-Latasha in Cannes Fr reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2005 1:39 PM

Beau-Latasha looks unreal. She is so beautiful she doesn't look real. At last Halle berry and the rest woman look real.i saw her on a commercial. but she is too perfect looking. no one is that perfect. i do not like her it is obvious she knows she is all that

THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS BEAULATASHA reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2005 12:50 PM

The world's most beautiful woman is BeauLatasha.

RE: this is not right reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2005 10:27 PM

ur right this is bullshit

i agree reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2005 10:29 PM

retardedanimal babies now assholes

RE: ? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2005 11:17 AM

I want to know... Is Beau Latasha real??? I can't find any pictures on her in the internet. Can anyone tell where I can find her pics? Please...
Curious

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2005 2:17 PM

yup she's hot.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2005 7:39 PM

ugo to hell u think im a pervert u r the pervert u here arnt u that maens u a pervert too

sex reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 18, 2005 2:08 AM

you are very sexyy

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2005 2:46 PM

i'll wanna fuck her

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2005 7:49 PM

hey

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 2, 2005 7:23 AM

fuck you

RE: Drop Dead Gorgeous Model Beau-Latasha in Cannes Fr reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2006 4:13 AM

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2006 4:20 PM

hey if u've got a pic of beau latasha then please please send it to me or just gimme a link in which there's a pic of her ...... am keen to see her dude.......

SOMET reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2007 2:52 AM

SEXY

RE: DIS IS 2 ALL THE PERVERTS! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2010 2:51 AM

It is spelled " Marry ", you uneducated moron. Go back to 1st grade, I have faith you can finally finish that grade.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2010 3:05 AM

IDIOT, first things first, rap sucks cock, and anyone who listens to it must have a 8th grade education, or is too busy selling crack.

Rap is the only way that ( untalented ) NON Musicians can make some waves, as real musicians ( Like Myself ) wouldn't lower ourselves to rap, because we know how to play instruments, and write music with melodies. Any asshole ( Most rappers ) can write a rap, most can write one in a half and hour.

By the way, if you want respect, job, or a normal non hippo whore, learn to speak english, ebonics is not understood by normal people. You want respect, you have to earn it, America wont lower it standards to accomidate you. GET A real job idiot