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By Wind(up)bird December 26, 2003 3:46 PM
The Japanese version of the second half of the spazbot Tarantino's Kill Bill is now online. ?The flash version is quick, short, and short and shows us little to nothing. ?This is a true teaser.
UPDATE: Watch the real teaser trailer right here!
| comments: 174
...Teaser 
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2003 5:40 AM
A true teaser is the way Michael Jackson lures very young children into his ginger bread house before destroying them. He is a teasing big BAD wolf.
RE: ...Teaser reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2004 6:34 AM
the same way dubya went after WMD in iraq and not all that oil
Does anyone know... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 8, 2004 6:54 PM
Does anyone know who is grabbing the sword?
... Who's picking up the sword reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 10, 2004 10:43 AM
Well, I think it's Bill - by the looks of the story. But ofcourse I don't know for sure!
RE: ... Who's picking up the sword reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2004 2:14 PM
The actor is David "Kung Fu" Carradine -- playing the title character.
kill bill preview reply
Posted by dunk (dunk69er@hotmail.com) on January 13, 2004 3:39 PM
how long is it gonna fuckin take 4 the preview 2 get 2 100%
YOU ARE ALL GAY! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 17, 2004 3:32 PM
DONT YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO WRITE REVIEWS! YOU MUST SIT AROUND ON YOUR FAT ASS AND TYPE FOR A LIVING! GET A JOB! KILL BILL IS STUPID AND VIOLENT.
U ALL SUCK! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 17, 2004 3:48 PM
U SUCK
kill bill reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 17, 2004 11:14 PM
I THINKK THAT KILL BILL WAS A VERY GOOD MOVIE AND ME AND MY HUSBAND LOVED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT MOVIE
RE: YOU ARE ALL GAY! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2004 7:08 PM
From a working man's stand point and a true connoisseur of Quinten Tarantino's work I would have to say, what the hell are you doing wasting time in a Kill Bill site putting down Kill Bill. P.S. YOU'RE GAY!
ITS was a tite movie reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2004 11:51 AM
And VOL> 2 Kill bill is coming out on my birthday!!!!!
yahooo
killer reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2004 1:31 PM
Frankly this is a movie made from true art. its violent in its stroke as its smeers the red across the canvass.
quintin man I salut you
for bringing the essense back into movie making... art its supposed to make you feel dizzy
RE: YOU ARE ALL GAY! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 19, 2004 8:36 PM
ITS NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS AND YOU CANT CONTROL WAT I SAY! SO KEEP UR FAT ASS OUT OF MY LIFE! I CAN SAY KILL BILL IS GAY OR NOT! SO SHUT UP U HOMOSEXUAL NERD!
TO ALL THAT REPLYED TO ME reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 19, 2004 9:22 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I CANT BELIEVE U ACTUALLY REPLIED TO ME! U R SUCH A LOW LIFE LOSER REPLYING TO MY STUPID COMMENTS! I COULDNT GET INTO AN R18 MOVIE CUZ IM UNDER AGE AND THAT MEANS I HAVENT SEEN IT YET! AND I COULD SEE IT BUT THEY DONT SELL PIRATED VERSIONS IN MY COUNTRY N.Z. EVEN IF I COULD BUY A PIRATED COPY I WOULDNT CUZ IM NOT POOR LIKE YOU AND I CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD THE ORIGINAL COPY UNLIKE U POOR LOW LIFE NERDS! POST ME BACK IF YOU WANT BUT I WILL ALWAYS KNOW THAT I WILL BE POSTING TO A LOW LIFE LOSER! HAHAHHAAHA
RE: YOU ARE ALL GAY! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2004 1:27 AM
Hey dude!! I agree with you that Kill Bill is quite violent and bloody but i don't know about stupid.. Stupid is a very heavy word concerning this particular movie, especcially when it's director has been gifted with an academy award.. Don't miss your chance, i really hope you can see the movie, it's beatiful in it's own way..!! That is all.. Fare thee well..
RE: TO ALL THAT REPLYED TO ME reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2004 8:44 AM
u fuckin wanker
wankers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2004 9:52 AM
This is why parents should be made by law to pass an I.Q test to see whether or not they should be permitted to breed.
RE: wankers reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2004 12:22 PM
ur the wanker who cant afford a dvd!
RE: wankers reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2004 12:26 PM
if u want everybody to have an i.q test to see if they are permited to be born or not, then u r a cruel, selfish fat ass who cant respect anybody. go lose some weight wit fast burner!
look at forest gump! hes got a low i.q but he managed to become famous for his stupidity! so shut ur mouth fat ass!
ROFL!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2004 3:02 PM
you mother fuckers make me laugh insulting each other!!! you dont even know each other!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
RE: ROFL!!! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2004 3:40 PM
r u against us mocking each other or wat?
RE: ROFL!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2004 4:22 PM
no you can do whatever you please! Its just that it cracked me up when i was looking at the page
RE: ROFL!!! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2004 7:47 PM
hmm. u sound like a good guy. unlike the jerk?faggots i was mocking. do u have msn?
RE: ROFL!!! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2004 7:50 PM
hmm. u sound like a good guy. unlike the jerk?faggots i was mocking. do u have msn?
when? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2004 7:09 AM
can someone please tell me when volume two is really supposed to come out ?
pew reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2004 3:14 PM
i went to take a shit during kill bil 1 and someone locked me in the bathroom stall. i had to wait almost a hour before someone hear me screaming for help. i trid writing in tp and sliding it under the door but nobody saw.
i think im mentally scarred for life.
Lookout for the complaining queer..... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2004 11:11 PM
Kill Bill was perhaps the only movie that I saw twice last year, in a grand total of 7 movie-house visits. I mean, most of the big movies are crap anyway.....
The first time, I was blown away, and then I brought a friend and his wife along with my wife, and I was really suprised how good it was the second time. This movie, so far, really holds up.
As for the little 15 year old under-roos Tarzan, go trash some newsgroup. Or, please, slit your wrist. Your comments are really unneeded. Watch your copy of SWAT, or Titanic, or Crossroads with your idol Brittney Spears again, and leave good movies to people who enjoy them.
It's probably anthoher lie, but now I know why New Zeeland never ammounted to much. It's a great country with great people, just you running arround. Hell, I wouldn't admit I was from there with your ass polking arround!
Save your typing finger, nothing your ass could say will change the fact that your a complete tool.
-Cecil in So.Cal
PS-See the second Kill Bill. It's suppost to be just as awsome.
RE: Lookout for the complaining queer..... reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 22, 2004 11:47 PM
i dont see wat ur talking about! i met tom cruise and got his cell phone number but im only allowed to txt him! and wat kind of country r u from? i dont see anyone filming lord of the rings there because ur scenerys crap and full of pollution! and its new zealand jackass! and so wat if i dont like kill bill? is it any of ur buisness? do u know why its r18? maybe because some scenes r tooo violent for some people? and i hate britney spears! people can say wat they want? and new zealand is good except for me running about! WHY do u think tom cruise gave me his fone number? god ur the biggest jackass ive met! u scrawny internet nerd!
RE: Lookout for the complaining queer..... reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 23, 2004 12:06 AM
u r weird as weird can get! how could u say titanic was a bad movie? u need a therapist! N.Z is a great place for filming movies! unlike california! hahahahahahha r u a fat nerd who movie reviews over and over again every day? u r soooo pathetic! and u say that most movies r bad anyway! wat about lord of the rings,the last samurai r gangs of new york? u think violent kill bill is better than all of those? oh my GOD! violence is the only thing that holds the movie together and everyone i know at school which is abot 1000 got ur last post from me over msn! saying how much our country never amounted to much! I MET TOM CRUISE AND GOT HIS NUMBER! beat that! if u dont believe me then dont. i dont really care. and NO u cant have his number because he only gives it to people he trusts. ive known him for over a year now but i dont get to see much of him.sad really. and n.z has amounted to not being hated by any country, lord of the rings was filmed here, and thats just the start! if u think im an idiot, u must think that everybody in n.z is one too cuz they dont like kill bill much! go watch ur pirated copy of kill bill on ur lazy ass! me and my mates will be at the gym in the next 5 hours. talk to u then and if u dont want any more mocking, post back wit a apology or something and ill apologize to u! and if anybody calls me a faggot one more time, ill get tom to track u down and sue u!
You are a faggot!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2004 1:40 AM
The title says it all
The NZ moron... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2004 5:54 AM
..sounds awfully like a spammer we get on Sciflicks. Dont bother reasoning with him, hell just shove back some badly spelled response about how everybody is a gay nerd. He might talk about wrestling first. Ah the irony....
RE: The NZ moron... reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 23, 2004 5:34 PM
wat the hell r u talking about? and y dont u shut the hell up cz ur starting to scare us! and u think ur countrys better than n.z! yea right!
RE: You are a faggot!! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 23, 2004 5:44 PM
wat the hell r u doing online at 1:30am! wen i say that ur a nerd its because u r one! and u must think om a faggot cuz u come from faggot land where good looking people r faggots! im only 13 and ur arguing wit me! pick on someone ur own size! just because u cant beat anybody up at ur own age u have to pick on a young 13 year old! wat kind of person r u? u old wrinkily faggot! AND HOW COULD i be a faggot wen ive got a girlfriend unlike u! even if u do have a girlfriend shes probably some fat nerd wit glasses and sits with u on the computer all day until 1:30am! jesus! lord help u! oh and save your chubby fingers from typing back! accept that ur a loser who wants to pick on little children! if u do post back,ill mail it to all of my friends including DJ,and tom.any offensive letters could get u sued! anyway,i just tryed to stop the mocking and be a good hearted person wen u came along from faggot land and screwed the whole thing up! its ur fault!
RE: The NZ moron... reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 23, 2004 5:58 PM
wat da HELL is sciflicks? some hangout place for nerds? wat r u doing on the net 12 hours a day? u should stop surfing the net and go surfing on the beach! do something with ur life! and i do know the rock and tom cruise fone number! and my words r badly spelt because i can afford a cell phone and txt using abbreviations like-phone,fone that,dat. if u dont know wat txt or a cell phone or txt language is,u spend too much time inside typing on the computer instead of going to the beach,gym or hanging out wit friends! dis isnt a mock to u,its something to help u get off ur ass and do something for a change. and whoever posts back wit negative comments saying that ur a stupid teenager or calls me a faggot is one themself cuz they dont know me and they judge me already. and i want to enjoy my youth while it lasts. and i just had a subject in schoool about scams and salesman so im never going to spam someone and risk a million dollars being fine. im just a STRAIGHT kid who came here to see if kill bill was a good movie or not. so negative posters,FUCK OFF AND GO PICK ON SOMEON UR OWN SIZE!
RE: The NZ moron... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2004 8:17 PM
haha, this has given me a good laugh... this kid spouts off irrelivant insults about how everyone that replies to this review is a fat/scrawny geek, and yet he keeps replying himself.
oh, and just so you know, gay is a way of life.. not an insult ;D
U FUKIN NERDS!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2004 11:30 AM
Yo kid u asked for my msn add, its r1cardor1cardo @ hotmail.com . I don't beleive that you nerds are still replying to this kid. You make me phisicaly sick to think that people can be so bothered by a 13yr old. Anyways i think this kid is right about kill bill and i think that you nerds should just shut the fuck up! Thankyou and goodbye :-)
N.Z Fag reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2004 10:01 PM
Hey new zealand fag. I agree with everything you say. I too am a fag and i was wondering what your doing saturday night. Judging by your comments we have a lot in common with me and many of my other gay freinds too. Give us a call sometime sweety ;)
Kill Bill not violent enough reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2004 10:16 PM
I thourght the violence in kill bill was comedic in nature and not very frightening. I absolutely loved the movie. MAny ppl are saying the movie was too violent. However if your a mature person you would have just lauphed out loud when lucy lu choped that guys head straight off. One of movie makings finest most impacting moments i think. It explained lucy lu's characters ruthlessness and pure power in the space of two seconds! Who else also loved the showdown scene between lucy lu's character and the blond. what a fantastic was fro a person too be killed. It was sickening yet quite funny at the same time. her brains being shown were sort of simbollic of her character in that for her whole life she had been tourmanted by the horrific occurences that happened too her as a child and when her head was chopped clean off those worries of the past dissappeared. And all she could say was. That really was a hitaro hanzi sword or whatever. In summary quintin tarrantinos movies are so cool and brilliant it almost makes me cry. This guy is not human! hes definately a martian of some kind of genetic freak!
RE: Kill Bill not violent enough reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2004 10:05 AM
I totally agree with you! Kill Bill is an amazing piece of work that can only be topped by hideo kojami and his work on the metal gear solid series.
RE: Kill Bill not violent enough reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 25, 2004 3:01 PM
yea yea yea. i havent seen kill bill yet anyway. does lucy liew die?
RE: N.Z Fag reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 25, 2004 3:05 PM
hehehe. r u a girl or a boy? do u hv msn?
RE: Kill Bill not violent enough reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2004 4:28 PM
yep, she dies.
that kid is fucking stupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2004 10:31 PM
kid you lick big cock and your mommy probably forbid you to see it its too violent for her lil baby and now you hold some grudge against the people who've seen it do us all a favor and get FUCKING DEAD!
RE: that kid is fucking stupid reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 26, 2004 1:14 AM
its not my fault im 13 u faggot! ur probably jst another fat nerd hoo sits on his computer all day. and my mum would let me c it! she even snuck me in to bad boys 2. which is a very cool movie by the way. so if my mum wouldnt let me c an r18 movie, y would she let me c bad boys 2 huh? jesus ur slow as. kill bill probably is a good movie its just that i cant see it yet so i have to rent it out of a store wen it comes out. and u r soooo pathetic mocking a 13 year old kid, one of my older friend here thinks u need to grow up. all of u. anyway, wens kill bil vol 3 coming out? dis year?
RE: that kid is fucking stupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2004 5:03 AM
WHY THE FUK DONT U JUST FUCKING DIE!?
STOP FUCKING PICKING ON THE KID AND GET FUKING LIFE! The next person to say anything abusive to the kid I am gonna track your IP address from this message board, then im gonna fuk up your PC using my nice collection of different trojans and viruses.
funny shit reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 5:03 AM
Damn I stumbled on to this board looking for the teaser for Vol. 2, and I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Amusing shit.
NZ Rocks! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 6:47 AM
Hey all you nerds! Im a 14 year old from New Zealand and all of you who say its a crap country don't know what your talking about! New Zealands got millions of things going for it, the lord of the rings was filmed there for instance! And stop laying into the 13 year old NZ guy! You shouldn't be mean to someone just because of their sexual preferences.
wotz wrong wit u reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 7:11 PM
u r such a jackass! 1st of all tom cruiz is the gayest actor in da world, all hiz movies r crap. n second lord or the rings is gay (so boring) while kill bill is actually good. how can u judge it if u've neva seen it u retard. go get a life. n if ur not 1 of doz nerds u tell da utha ppl on this site, WOT R U DOIN IN IT??? ur such a retard
Kill Bill reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 10:27 PM
Kill Bill Volume 1
BEST
Tarantino
BEST
Waiting for Volume 2
WORST
CANT WAIT FOR MORE KILL KILL KILLING
Hopefully Tarantino got the Metallica music scene he wanted aswell!!!
RE: wotz wrong wit u reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 11:44 PM
THATS IT!!!! I FUKIN WARNED YOU!!! I DONT KNOW WHY IM FUKIN WRITING THIS CAUSE U CANT FUCKIN READ IT! YOUR COMPUTER SHOULD BE UNUSEABLE BY NOW :)
RE: wotz wrong wit u reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2004 12:48 AM
wot r u on about. dnt rite if ur not a nerd coz dez ppl on dis site r doin the same thing u r, wot makes them a nerd wit a fat ass n not u???? get a life
RE: wotz wrong wit u reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 28, 2004 9:18 PM
nerd. i hope ur computers unstable. and dont say that about tom! jst cuz u cant get famous actors to be ur friends! and ur really pathetic. picking on me like im an 18 year old! honsestly! go newzealand YOU ROCK!!!!
RE: funny shit reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 29, 2004 12:00 AM
wat da HELL is that supposed ta mean? u laughed so hard u soiled urself? wats so funny?
RE: funny shit reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 29, 2004 12:00 AM
wat da HELL is that supposed ta mean? u laughed so hard u soiled urself? wats so funny?
hahaha. u guys need to grow up! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 29, 2004 12:08 AM
i bet evveryone looking at this forums laughing their ass off at our mocks! andi dont blame them! all were talkin about is how stupid we think each other are! even i crack up wen i look at this board! and wat the hell r u guys saying that n.z sux? LORD OF THE RINGS WAZ FILMED HERE! THE LAST SAMURAI WAZ FILMED HERE! PETER JACKSON LIVES HERE! OUR COUNTRYS GOT NO WILD DANGEROUS ANIMALS OR POISEOUS INSECTS OR SNAKES OR CROCS OR WAR GOIN ON! N.Zs DA BEST PLACE TO LIVE IN! BUT IF ONE OF U IDIOTS BECOME IMMIGRANTS OR REFUGEES AND TRY TO COME INTO OUR COUNTRY! UR GONNA SCREW UP THE COUNTRY! YEA I KNOW, LAUGH UR ASSES OFF AT OUR COMMENTS! WERE ONLY TEENS 4 GODS SAKE! WERE STILL GROWIN UP! WERE HANGIN OUT,DATING, STAYIN UP LATE EATING JUNK FOOD, TRYIN TO WORK OFF THE FAT FROM THE PIZZA LAST NIGHT BY EXCERCISING AT THE PARK, NOT SITTING AT A COMPUTER ALL DAY LIKE U NERDS OUT THERE!
Re: question. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2004 3:37 AM
But if you're not sitting at a computer then how did you manage to type that rant?
ummm..hmmm..mmmkay... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2004 3:51 PM
hehe i loved kill bill and i really really want 2 see vol, 2...also, b-bs 2 was soo much more graphic + violent than kill bill...honestly...the killing in kill bill was fuckin' hilarious! the part that made me squirm was animated! but itz a great movie; when i saw it i was like 14 so nz kid ur mom is slightly overreacting...u'd like it if u liked bad boys 2...but u gotta have a twerked sense of humor...and be a bit out there...or just appreciate good art. seemz like ur having fun on this board...jus wanted 2 join tha party! u guyz all have good opinions, but i sense a tad bit of animosity...good bye...4 now...muahaha...lol
RE: Re: question. reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 29, 2004 8:30 PM
it took 5 mins to type that message. then i went to the beach, moron! u think i spent all day typing? i got school in 3 days! hell, go away, if u come to n.z, ull get mocked SOO hard ull break down crying! dont believe me? try me! and read my messages b4 u post back! man, did u get held behind 4 years at school?i said i waz GOING to da beach. did i say i was there typing? nooo check ur glasses or go 4 an eye test! this is comeing from the most popular couple in the schools of auckland, im only 14 and i got a gang! so u cant mess wit us bitch! or well fuck u up! and dont post back with a stupid comment saying, oh n.z people r ugly anyway! bonnie looks like christina aguilera! so dont u call us ugly! we can even send u a pic of our gang if u want! y da hell r u fighting with a 14 year old anyway? how low can u get? did ur two mums teach u how to be cool? its taken about 5 mins to type this message but i gotta go out wit bonnie. to save u the trouble of posting back asking wat we look like, do u go to high school? im the good looking boy sitting with the good looking girl at the back of the class, and ur the loser who sits up front studying ur ass off! ok, thats 6 mins. get it loser? im callin u a loser because u r one! im an honest guy! shit im late!
RE: YOU ARE ALL GAY! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2004 1:00 AM
Kill Bill is a brilliant masterpiece, its savy, vengeful, original and totally pop in its own demented little way. And...yes mother fucker I AM GAY, SO YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING COCK. Smiles
RE: ummm..hmmm..mmmkay... reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 31, 2004 2:24 AM
OMG! IS BAD BOYS 2 MORE GRAPHIC THAN KILL BILL? SHIT R U SERIOUS? BAD BOYS WASNT EVEN THAT VIOLENT! AND ITS ONLY R16 AND KILL BILLS R18! HOLY CRAP! I SHOULD BE ABLE TO C IT!
? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2004 5:24 AM
For such a cool dude with his very own gang and such a cool life you really seem fustrated. Why are you so angry?
im cool, yur not reply
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 2, 2004 5:42 AM
IM ONLY 13 YOU NERDS! JUST BECAUSE IM GAY AND LIKE TO SWALLOW COCK DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD ALL GANG UP ON ME! IM GOING TO GET MY COOL GANG OF BUM-CHUMS TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND SHOW YOU THE SWEET ASS LOVIN THEY GIVE ME EVERY NIGHT!
RE: im cool, yur not reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 2, 2004 1:38 PM
hey, that guy who jst posted isnt me! hes a geeky,nerdy idiot who i dont wat hes doing,but id never say anything like that! hell,get ur own name u poor hacking bastard!
RE: ? reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 2, 2004 1:43 PM
caps lock waz on. shut ur mouth. the guy below is a n imposter. he stole my name. loser. not u,the imposter
TO ALL THAT INSULTED ME, reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 2, 2004 5:38 PM
DIS ALSO GOES TO THE FAKE DIREOSWALD WHO POSTED ON THE 2ND FEBRURARY. DIS IS FROM N.Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man im only 13 years old, im gonna make u old nerds feel cold, gonna rap u 2 death u guys boring as macbeth fix ur breath i can smell it like bad food from a chef, u made me crazy, im rappin while u pickin daises, raping babies gonna launch a cannon at u from da navy, splatter u like potato and gravy. mock me again ill come back wit a new pack of insults,u picked da wrong kid watch wat u say and did, my gangs gonna fuck u up, 40,000 polynesians gonna smack u up till u drop down, in my town then im gonna punch u to china town,go to the beach and make u drown wit a dressing gown, u see wat i can do im a gangsta, like 50 cent sayz u jst a wanksta, any body who dislikes me or bonnie, jst dont hate on me im dating my girl bonnie, THE prettyiest girl in da world 4 her age, u gays r stuck in a cage, nothin to do but express ur rage at me over the net, but ull regret wat u said bout me , dont copy me by comin back wit ur own pack o insults u cant stop me, ill rap till u shut up back up off me, ur breath stinks so, dont come close to me,u gettin beaten by a 13 year old dis is how im gonna make u feal cold, make u feel old , im gonna slice u to bits, open u up like a packet of chips,hear ur body rip, put ice inside u, till ur heart shrivels up inside u, chuck u over the bridge, with the help of mathew ridge, then everyones gonna celebrate ur death, including the stinky chef, n.z rules dont forget that, ud better run lose some weight b4 u get fat, by the way u smell like a rat who just got run over by a speeding cattalact, eaten by a cat, get the message through ur head, if ur gang comes near me, they'd all be dead.
BONNIE: thats right, get my boyz on ya ,like a bunch of pit bulls that want a scrap of ya,my boyfriends gonna blind u stab u till u cant stand u understand? da gangs gonna come again, oh no uve chickened out again! go back to ur chicken house and stand wait there, hes comin 4 ya right there, trashing up ur house like its a silky blouse, while u fight im gonna be watchin , rootin for n.z and screamin I WANT U DEAD! so get it right, b4 they beat u up faster than the speed o light,its a delight, u fizz up like a can of sprite, thats just been shaked a million times,just like my rhymes , my pocket moneys 50 dimes, think about all the times, wen u were callin me a hoe, now thats a crime, its my turn to shine , ur i.qs 9 , omg look at the time, ive got more rhymes next time i c ya, ull be in a seisure, cuz my bf gonna make u c if uve grown up, if u dont then well blow u up,laterz im bored ill be waitin at the beach surfin on my board!
p.s post back 4 another round of this!
THE 2ND.
come on. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2004 6:02 AM
That was pathetic, come on make one 10 times as long as that.
u want more? reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 4, 2004 12:58 AM
DIS IS FROM TWO 13 YEAR OLDS HOO THINK UR TOTAL LOSERS!
SON OF A bitch,can u do better? id slice u,cut u into whipped cheddar,of course u should know, that im way BETTER! to me, ur jst a rotten fish fretter,a news reporter ,reportin da friggin weather, masturbatin wit ur dads cheap mouldy leather,
so, if u think,that im not 2 good,try it urself, cuz ill b in da hood, ull be runnin like u should,and ill jst get out my GUN, have me sum fun and blow out all ur cum, YES i know i sound phycotic hypnotic cuz im TOXIC u can bet on it,
i rap SUPERBLY!! u probably rap like a little girly! ur pubic hairs gettin 2 curly!
OOPS! someone needs a shave, u all need to behave, if u dont, ill send u to your grave, fat morons,instead of girls, its pizza u crave!
u want 10 times long? ill give u ten times long! itll be longer than a friggin techno song! this is the 4th paragraph, 6 more to go, if i cant fit it in, ill have 2 to show! im gonna grow,grow higher than the eminem show! u cant stop me!
ull be beggin 4 more! wen i get a album, itll get sold out in 500,000 stores! ur all a bunch of whores! too poor 4 apple cores! 2 poor 4 sex on shores, block out ur pimple pores!
its over, i rush like a land rover,im gonna bowl u over, im a supa nova,
i dont even know wat da HELL DAT MEANS! all i know is im tight like skin tight jeans! crap, if any of u think u can rap, have a type while im takin a nap.
SHIT! U guys ARE lyrically slow, im gonna melt u all like virgin white snow, right now, im looser than a fuckin yoyo, which is making me go all super hyper bozo, do any of u believe in nirvana? Cuz all of u sound like u on marijiuana! Fukin wit 10 inch bananas!
man,ill give u all a knock, bigger than the muscles of wwe's THE ROCK, i bet u all sit down and lick a big cock, ill chuck u in a cage wit my gang,and keep it locked!
BONNIE:im gonna make u fear! gonna make u shed some tears! for a couple of years, im gonna switch my gears, into freestyle rap battlyin, swifter than a javelin, gonna go travelin, wit my man u understand? hurt me he'll make sure u never stand again!
so there have it! to us u just a faggot! im swifter than a rabbit,
were fit as fit can be, shes skinny and im muscley! dont believe me? ill send u a pic of ME AND BONNIE! thats the end im goin wit my friends, to get on wit my life where the fun never ends!
u want more? reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 4, 2004 12:59 AM
DIS IS FROM TWO 13 YEAR OLDS HOO THINK UR TOTAL LOSERS!
SON OF A bitch,can u do better? id slice u,cut u into whipped cheddar,of course u should know, that im way BETTER! to me, ur jst a rotten fish fretter,a news reporter ,reportin da friggin weather, masturbatin wit ur dads cheap mouldy leather,
so, if u think,that im not 2 good,try it urself, cuz ill b in da hood, ull be runnin like u should,and ill jst get out my GUN, have me sum fun and blow out all ur cum, YES i know i sound phycotic hypnotic cuz im TOXIC u can bet on it,
i rap SUPERBLY!! u probably rap like a little girly! ur pubic hairs gettin 2 curly!
OOPS! someone needs a shave, u all need to behave, if u dont, ill send u to your grave, fat morons,instead of girls, its pizza u crave!
u want 10 times long? ill give u ten times long! itll be longer than a friggin techno song! this is the 4th paragraph, 6 more to go, if i cant fit it in, ill have 2 to show! im gonna grow,grow higher than the eminem show! u cant stop me!
ull be beggin 4 more! wen i get a album, itll get sold out in 500,000 stores! ur all a bunch of whores! too poor 4 apple cores! 2 poor 4 sex on shores, block out ur pimple pores!
its over, i rush like a land rover,im gonna bowl u over, im a supa nova,
i dont even know wat da HELL DAT MEANS! all i know is im tight like skin tight jeans! crap, if any of u think u can rap, have a type while im takin a nap.
SHIT! U guys ARE lyrically slow, im gonna melt u all like virgin white snow, right now, im looser than a fuckin yoyo, which is making me go all super hyper bozo, do any of u believe in nirvana? Cuz all of u sound like u on marijiuana! Fukin wit 10 inch bananas!
man,ill give u all a knock, bigger than the muscles of wwe's THE ROCK, i bet u all sit down and lick a big cock, ill chuck u in a cage wit my gang,and keep it locked!
BONNIE:im gonna make u fear! gonna make u shed some tears! for a couple of years, im gonna switch my gears, into freestyle rap battlyin, swifter than a javelin, gonna go travelin, wit my man u understand? hurt me he'll make sure u never stand again!
so there have it! to us u just a faggot! im swifter than a rabbit,
were fit as fit can be, shes skinny and im muscley! dont believe me? ill send u a pic of ME AND BONNIE! thats the end im goin wit my friends, to get on wit my life where the fun never ends!
Rap you to death! reply
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 4, 2004 6:56 AM
Yo! I'm back again an im here to say all of you nerds better look the other way wit Bonnie at ma side you aint all that im chillin wit ma homies in ma very own flat. So Bonnie's a guy, watcha gonna do? She's got a bigger dick than anyone of you, i do her, she does me, we gots a give an take relationship, yer hear me? I may not have money an i may be poor but dat dont matter cos ma moms a whore, she's out every night an she's bringin em home, if im lucky then i get boned, You might be thinkin that im a fag but i gots news fur you, ma girl's in drag so dat makes it ok cant you see? im a grandmaster rapper, thats ma homos an me... Peace out.
NERD reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2004 12:13 AM
it looks like dat nz guy callin every1 else a nerd seems 2 b da only nerd here. how sad is he cumin on 2 this website EVERY DAY. its like u live in this site. get a life, go do sumfin good with ur life than just sittin ere on this chat thing. i came ere lookin 4 a trailer of kill bill 2 coz kill bill 1 woz so good n instead i c u sayin shit dat kill bill is gay we u havent even watchd it n dnt give us crap dat ur only 13, im 15 n i went 2 da movies n watchd it, my mum dnt refer 2 me as a lil baby. i got da dvd of kill bill n my 11 yr old brother watchd it. ur such a loser AHAHAHAHAHA loser AHAHAHAAH. go do sumfin good wit ur life n let ppl who have actually seen kill bill write in dis chat room
RE: NERD reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 12:37 AM
wher da FUCK did u get da dvd? pirated version i guess! by da way, i type at skool for ten minutes a day during recess . check mail, see how life is for nerds like u. ive still got 1 hour recess left! at least im not a skinny poor bastaed who wears glasses! man ive found out bout da world of da nerds,u cant even rap! ive got the balls to rap in front off yall, oh yea,i snuck into kill bill yesterday, and hell, it waz sum funny shit! honeststly,i laughed my ass off lookin at people gettin sliced! anyway ive got a live to live now,im gonna go play sum rugby,
JEROME: rofl! i dont know why hes hangin out wit nerds like u!
not all da people on dis site r bad. just the drug addicts who cant afford real 40 dollar dvds like u!
RE: Rap you to death! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 1:32 AM
that is a cheap imatation of me. ur rap syllables SUCK! u cant rap, face it im da best out of all of u! im straight,y would i go out wit a guy? idiot.. dis is how its done NEWZEALAND MUZIC!!
So u wanna be me, U CAN NEVER BE ME! ud better flee and stop smokin trees, all my friends here agree, but right now, i just wanna b free, wanna be me wanna b everything i can b!
but the cheap imatations here r getin me wrong, FUCKING NERD, U JST A STUPID CHING CHONG!
hell, who thinks im great? ive ben rappin all da way, ever since I WAZ 8!
bonnie, i love u, i would never make u hurt, all we do apart from talk is stand up and flirt, weve ben through a lot 2gether, throgh all sorts of weather, so far, weve be goin,smooth as a feather, we always get together, me and my crew, at the top of da mall its a wonderful view,its sparkling just like its brand new, but nows its my cue, me and my crew, r gonna show dis imposter that there r few, LIKE ME, its da 20th century, my words r lengthly! its februray, u gonna see how far I can see!
u alwayz cum bak wit a comment or mock, while i rap, my rhymes r solid az rock!
my words are automatic,my rhymes r jst pneumatic, u know ur jst a faggot, so poor u eat maggots,
EVERYBODY! LISTEN UP! VOTE HOOS BETTER AT RAPPIN, ME OR THE FAKE DIREOSWALD OR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TAKE A SHOT AT IT! BE HONEST NOW, I CAN THINK OF A 3 MINUTE RAP SONG IN 5 MINS LIKE I DID JUST NOW! UVE BEN WARNED!
NONE OF U CAN RAP! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 1:34 AM
that is a cheap imatation of me. ur rap syllables SUCK! u cant rap, face it im da best out of all of u! im straight,y would i go out wit a guy? idiot.. dis is how its done NEWZEALAND MUZIC!!
So u wanna be me, U CAN NEVER BE ME! ud better flee and stop smokin trees, all my friends here agree, but right now, i just wanna b free, wanna be me wanna b everything i can b!
but the cheap imatations here r getin me wrong, FUCKING NERD, U JST A STUPID CHING CHONG!
hell, who thinks im great? ive ben rappin all da way, ever since I WAZ 8!
bonnie, i love u, i would never make u hurt, all we do apart from talk is stand up and flirt, weve ben through a lot 2gether, throgh all sorts of weather, so far, weve be goin,smooth as a feather, we always get together, me and my crew, at the top of da mall its a wonderful view,its sparkling just like its brand new, but nows its my cue, me and my crew, r gonna show dis imposter that there r few, LIKE ME, its da 20th century, my words r lengthly! its februray, u gonna see how far I can see!
u alwayz cum bak wit a comment or mock, while i rap, my rhymes r solid az rock!
my words are automatic,my rhymes r jst pneumatic, u know ur jst a faggot, so poor u eat maggots,
EVERYBODY! LISTEN UP! VOTE HOOS BETTER AT RAPPIN, ME OR THE FAKE DIREOSWALD OR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TAKE A SHOT AT IT! BE HONEST NOW, I CAN THINK OF A 3 MINUTE RAP SONG IN 5 MINS LIKE I DID JUST NOW! UVE BEN WARNED!
direoswald reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2004 4:08 AM
You are so unbelievably sad. I pity you.
ok... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2004 4:11 AM
If there really is another direoswald guy and it's not just you being gay then I'd have to say the fake guys rapping is better, really funny stuff as opposed to the immature, playground style you were doing before.
RE: tard reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2004 4:13 AM
Dude, stop posting the same shit over and over! It's not big and it's not clever, everybody who's visited this site can see what a stupid retard you are.
just a pointer reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2004 4:17 AM
By the way, just thought you should know, it's actually the 21st century.
RE: direoswald reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:04 PM
idiot. can u rap? noooo ! u couldnt rap to save ur fat ass! so shut up!
U CANT FOOL ME! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:07 PM
ur all the fake direoswalds arent u? none of u can rap so shut it! its called freestyle rap battlyion, u dont sit there 4 a whole day tryin to figure out 1 line u moron! hell, the fake dire oswalds a loser who wants to be me!
from my rapper friends! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:15 PM
I'm hearin' you still talking that shit but none of your actions here are speakin' to me
I'm talkin' it, walkin' it, my stompin' style will stop your movement'
Hold up who's this? (aarrah!) Still leavin' you with cuts and bruises
So cut the bullshit before I rrrrock your face with a pool stick
Dirty, Dawnraid and Frontline, P-Money, Scribe, Savage and Con Psy
Everybody is feelin' that shit, I'm out your speakers like Ill Semantics
On stage for the crowd reaction, Everyone just bounce your asses
Keep it movin', uh-huh, New Zealand music
South Auckland raise your arms!!
Let me see you throw it up!!
And I will always represent my crew decep-deceptikonz! What!!
You know who this is, act right
It's the kid comin' up that's flow is untapped
Wrote enough drafts, know enough raps, off the head skill that'll crush cats
But it's hard to spit without comin' off arrogant
And y'all insist on droppin' comparisons
And y'all who sit, mouths runnin' and chatterin'
Get off my dick, you're so fuckin' embarrassing
Y'all don't want no part of this, upon this ish
I serve the ill like a pharmacist, I'm on to this
I've been broke like promises
so if you get me started kid you're gonna see the consequence and y'all
Don't want that
'Cos I stay on, gimme you're words to play on
and I'ma make your writtens look thick like you lost your pen and wrote it in crayon
But yo, y'all should play the back like scenery
I'm dope, the writings on the wall like graffiti
So, y'all can't even hold your own
You get a manicure if you're goin' toe to toe
Suppose you know, that I treat tracks like kicks 'cos I'm clean when I lace mine
I break minds, If I put a watch in a bum bag that's the only scene where I waste time
Let's go
Scribe's here so give it up,
I never put the mic down when I pick it up
I rip it up so dope this year, everybody want a hit of us,wat wat?
But y'all need to breathe because you're hiccin' up
We refuse to leave you can't get rid of us
Yo, they think I'm drugs because I come in the club
and I be dancin' by myself like I don't give a fuck, what-what?
Scribe on the mic I write an elegant flow
Even drop adagio for the lyrically slow
Not hypothetically, physically lettin' you know
I got my rhyme packed tight and we're ready to go
Made some mistakes in the past, that was yesterday
Today I'm on my way to a better way
Forever bringing together what you separate
So whether, you like it or not I'ma elevate
You know this rhyme is me takin' time to celebrate
Relax and take a breath y'all ,
I'm here to stay and not goin' away
And can I get a 'yes yall'? yes-yes y'all!!
ooh-ooooh!
Theres...check it out
No...check it out
One...check it out (ain't noone like me!)
Like me
Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, thank you! it's all good when you come to my hood
Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, Yeah!
Thank you!
Very much!
Peace!
from my rapper friends! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:15 PM
I'm hearin' you still talking that shit but none of your actions here are speakin' to me
I'm talkin' it, walkin' it, my stompin' style will stop your movement'
Hold up who's this? (aarrah!) Still leavin' you with cuts and bruises
So cut the bullshit before I rrrrock your face with a pool stick
Dirty, Dawnraid and Frontline, P-Money, Scribe, Savage and Con Psy
Everybody is feelin' that shit, I'm out your speakers like Ill Semantics
On stage for the crowd reaction, Everyone just bounce your asses
Keep it movin', uh-huh, New Zealand music
South Auckland raise your arms!!
Let me see you throw it up!!
And I will always represent my crew decep-deceptikonz! What!!
You know who this is, act right
It's the kid comin' up that's flow is untapped
Wrote enough drafts, know enough raps, off the head skill that'll crush cats
But it's hard to spit without comin' off arrogant
And y'all insist on droppin' comparisons
And y'all who sit, mouths runnin' and chatterin'
Get off my dick, you're so fuckin' embarrassing
Y'all don't want no part of this, upon this ish
I serve the ill like a pharmacist, I'm on to this
I've been broke like promises
so if you get me started kid you're gonna see the consequence and y'all
Don't want that
'Cos I stay on, gimme you're words to play on
and I'ma make your writtens look thick like you lost your pen and wrote it in crayon
But yo, y'all should play the back like scenery
I'm dope, the writings on the wall like graffiti
So, y'all can't even hold your own
You get a manicure if you're goin' toe to toe
Suppose you know, that I treat tracks like kicks 'cos I'm clean when I lace mine
I break minds, If I put a watch in a bum bag that's the only scene where I waste time
Let's go
Scribe's here so give it up,
I never put the mic down when I pick it up
I rip it up so dope this year, everybody want a hit of us,wat wat?
But y'all need to breathe because you're hiccin' up
We refuse to leave you can't get rid of us
Yo, they think I'm drugs because I come in the club
and I be dancin' by myself like I don't give a fuck, what-what?
Scribe on the mic I write an elegant flow
Even drop adagio for the lyrically slow
Not hypothetically, physically lettin' you know
I got my rhyme packed tight and we're ready to go
Made some mistakes in the past, that was yesterday
Today I'm on my way to a better way
Forever bringing together what you separate
So whether, you like it or not I'ma elevate
You know this rhyme is me takin' time to celebrate
Relax and take a breath y'all ,
I'm here to stay and not goin' away
And can I get a 'yes yall'? yes-yes y'all!!
ooh-ooooh!
Theres...check it out
No...check it out
One...check it out (ain't noone like me!)
Like me
Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, thank you! it's all good when you come to my hood
Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, Yeah!
Thank you!
Very much!
Peace!
ur da nerd reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2004 9:30 PM
ur da 1 typin everyday 4 bout 30 mins while da utha ppl ere r writin 4 bout 5 mins a day. ur such a sad cunt. by tha way, the dvd copy i got woz from china wen i went, a perfect non pirate version. n how slo is new zealand still havin kill bill in theatres. here where im from it woz out a long time but not any more. nz is a gay counrty, i went 4 a couple of hours b4 my flight 2 real destinations so dnt go off at us sayin nz rulz coz it dnt
RE: ur da nerd reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:36 PM
Every MC, in this industry, wants one thing
To be the best, in the top of their game
You want it? Come and get me!
[CHORUS]
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day
Yo Shan, lets take 'em
You couldn't rock a joint with a mic and a pound of week
You couldn't get a point across with a pen and a key a pee
You couldn't get high as me with two tabs of LSD
Cool as a cucumber with two sticks of celery
Spit like watermelon pips from your jojoba lips
Hands mo callus can see excel from the mics I read
My rhyme patterns supreme mm the baddest
Fresh - woo - my flows the fattest
Yeah and I gotta do this for those that never had it
But climbed the ladder only to watch all their dreams shatter
They doubled my pain; I tripled my skills in hip-hop
Quadrupled my strength, quintupled my props - yo
I got it locked yo and I'm ready to drop yo
And you can hit me with everything that you got yo
But I will not fall or trip over obstacles
Its logical I'm gonna run hip hop into the cortical
[CHORUS]
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day
First two I stepped up and I made moves
I stay true and like flows I paid dues
And came thru sliced inviters like blade two
Cos they knew I came to take our fake crews
And take YOU
If this is what it comes down to
Trying to break thru and go triple platinum like Che Fu (true)
Still I'm tighter then the El Kita with corn bread
Lines heavy like if you wake the whole with Dawn Raid
F*ck them and let them see I'm all yeah
I went to the true school like DJ Sir Vere
So who the, who the f*ck said that Scribe was in deep
Yo I'm deep like Mareko's voice tone when he speaks
And I'm ill like Uneepa with skills to pay the bills this year
And MCs is getting cut like One Tree Hill, for real
I'm still the baddest MC to grab a pad and a pen
Go tell ya friend Scribe is at it again. Yeah
[CHORUS]
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since ...
I complete the - be like the snarer come crisp and clear
I'm here to test MCs like it's their 5th form year
We 'bout to find out who is and who isn't prepared
About to make your arse disappear into thin air
Ask DJ Shan; yo I've been up in here
You'd better get it crystal clear your skill just doesn't compare
They're asking who's the best in the underground
No question the best is on the f*cken mic right now!
[CHORUS]
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day
Yeah now come and get me, I'm waiting
I'll still be here ... when you're ready
wtf? reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:41 PM
IT WASNT THE KID THAT WAS TYPIN, IT WAZ ME, FUCK BRO, IT TOOK 12 MINS TO WRITE THAT DOWN! AND CHINA? N.Z DVDS TAKE TIME TO PRODUCE BECAUSE ITS THE ORIGINAL CD. AND ITS BETTER QUALITY THAN CHINA. AND WILL U PLEASE STIOP MOCKIN DA KID? HES DOIN HIZ HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW. DONT COPY HIM EITHER!
ATTENTION! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2004 4:24 PM
just to let u all know,im not rappin about u cuz u guys r alright,its da fake direoswald! in the return of the king forum,he stole will smiths song from the show- FRESH PRINCE OF BELAIR! type in:
return of the king,then the results will show up. click on
2nd strong return of the king review,and scroll down. hes pretending 2 b me,then he steals will smiths song. U PEOPLE MIGHT B NEXT! dont let anyone get 2 u,if they insult u,hit them back wit a whole new pack of insults,its your life!
retard reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2004 5:16 PM
i woz just readin sum of this chat room n i noticed dat dis dumass from nz is da biggest dumass in da world. who da hell do u think u r tellin people in this chat dat dey r nerds wen u have wroten so much more den n e 1 ere. u bloody fake gangsta rappa. n y r u callin people dat get pirate videos cheap wen woznt it just u dat said u SNUCK in2 kill bill. u just got rect, at least wit pirate dvdz u still pay 4 dem. u should really no how 2 make sence n get ur facts straight.
p.s CANT WAIT 4 KILL BILL vol 2
RE: retard reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2004 6:05 PM
u idiot, i payed for another movie and snuck into kill bill cuz im not 18 yet! use logic u idiot fool dumbass!
4 DA FRIGGIN LAST TIME! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2004 6:10 PM
u people r soooo dumb! how da hell did u think i snuck into kill bill without buyin a ticket? i had to buy it first numbnuts!
and didnt u hear me? it took 12 mins to write dat down!
stupid idiot fool! im 13 and i got more logic than u!
u cant rap so shut ur mouth! show me a rap song if u think im crap! dont type back sayin u dont like rap or i cant b stuffed typing! stupid excuses! it took 12 mins to type dat down! god jezus!
RE: retard reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2004 6:49 PM
OH YEA, ONE MORE THING 2 U, do u ACTUALLY buy pirated dvd's? ive never brought one in my entire life cuz i respect the companys who produce dem! nz doesnt sell pirated stuff anyway,cuz were all good people!
wat da fuck do u mean im wrecked? its cuz of these dumbass idiots gettin me angry,or soundin like dumbass idiots (fake direoswald), i NEVER let anyone get da last word or anyone get away wit mockin nz!
but honestly, wat da hell were u thinkin about wen i said i snuck into kill bill?
u think i got past 4 guards and two people sellin tickets? i brought a ticket into torque,and wen they werent looking,we ran into kill bill! jesus christ..i payed 4 da movie so how can u call dat cheap? SAVAGE: lol, if u wanna hear one our my songs, download it.
its called not many-the remix. or dreaming. artist, decepticonz,scribe and p money. go ahead, or u can buy da cd,our albums called elimination, our friends is called the crusader,u might as well download it since its probably sold in nz only. wat the hell do u mean fake rapper?
dat kids a great rapper! u all jealous cuz u cant rap,if we told u to rap,one of u copys a song from will smith,or u come up wit lame excuses like: i dont like rap,i could if i wanted to,oh,im not a nerd like u!
u callin that kid a nerd? he hardly does hiz homework! i gotta make him do it, geez,
DOWNLOAD OUR SONG AND THINK B4 U TALK,TELL ME WHERE U LIVE AND MAKE SURE U NEVER WALK! ILL BREAK U LIKE A THIN PIECE OF CHALK!
dat took 5 secs to think of and 10 secs to write down. people r comin up wit the dumbest comments,thinkin they wrecked the best child rapper in nz, like the guy who mocked about the kid sneakin into kill bill. HE PAYED FOR THE FRIGGIN TICKET DUMBASS! movies stay in n.z a long time and stop screenin one day b4 the dvd comes out. he jst brought it and is watchin it now wit his friends while i type. ive got notin to do right now except work on an album. since da gangs on holiday over in samoa and polynesia, im here makin a single.
JST DONT B A LOW LIFE AND MOCK DA KID!
IF U SAY SUMTHIN NICE, hell make a song about how cool and nice u are. GOT DAT? GOOD. i dont think he wants to mock anyone anymore so everybody jst lay down da comments. if u want a pic of us, go to www.noizyland.com,or www.muzic.net,nz, and search deceptikonz, we really want u to buy our album or hear ONE of our songs from da net. we did da album 2 create money so dont download 2 muck k>
peace 2 everyone,stop dis mocking!
ps,kill bill waz great! but lotr waz better!
LOL reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2004 3:10 AM
wot is with this chat room, this chat room was made so that people can talk about kill bill if they feel like it but instead we have peopl fightin n trying 2 rap. y dont u people leave this website 2 the people that want 2 talk about kill bill. 4 all u other people go 2 a yahoo chat room. grow up
RE: LOL reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 7, 2004 3:31 PM
didnt u hear me? im not lettin anyone get da last word! im stronger than that!
RE: LOL reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 7, 2004 3:32 PM
didnt u hear me?im not lettin anyone get da last word! dis forums like a month old anyway!wat do u mean TRY to rap? it is rap! id like 2 c u try
RE: LOL reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2004 10:22 PM
well ur rap is shit, if it woz good u would b gettin sumwhere in life n selling it or sumfin but u cnt coz its gay, i no rap n ima big fan n trust me, ur rap is crap
RE: LOL reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 8, 2004 7:31 PM
da songs sellin in nz moron!
i told u 2 download it but noooo!
u honestly r da stupidest loser ever!
at least i got da balls to saY IT in front of u nerds!
and u cant rap so u cant talk!
DOWNLOAD DA SONG U IDIOT!
da songs number 1 in nz and new york.or some other country,i dont c u writin ur own songs!
wuss
everyone! reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 8, 2004 7:36 PM
I came a long way since back in the day
From a teenager trying to make a rap in this way
Ever since I was a kid I had something to say
Rocking mics was a dream I didn't care about pay
I sacrificed late nights and going out with my friends
Just to stay home alone with my pad and my pen
Had my eyes on my prize, my mind on my goal
As I carved these rhymes out with my hear and my soul
I didn't have a CD; all I had was a tape
On the dole thru my flow was my only escape
From a world where they didn't wanna see my prevail
Didn't wanna see me take it all
They'd rather see me fail
Its like ...
[CHORUS]
I was down and out
Struggling
Wondered how I'm gonna make it thru
I got a dream (I got a dream)
Holding old (I'm gonna hold on)
I can't let go cos I gotta make it come true
Hey yo
I got a dream to make it big in New York
Give up the drugs and alcohol
I didn't want to distort
My vision to be living life to the full
And I wouldn't of made it if it wasn't for you
You picked me up every time that I fell
When I was going thru hell you told me that I would prevail
You said I had exactly what it took to be great
That I was young and in the future would a man I would make
Its like you saw something in me I couldn't see
You said I would succeed and be anything I wanted to be
I'm 23 and I just wanna be me
Wanna be free
Wanna be everything I can be
But I don't have many choices
Can't afford to be wrong
All I do is try to stay true to the words of my song
Just don't hesitate and wait too long
Cos like a dream when you wake up its gone ... its gone
[CHORUS]
I was down and out
Struggling
Wondered how I'm gonna make it thru (I had no money in my pockets)
I got a dream (all I had was a pad and a pen)
Holding old (that's all I ever needed)
I can't let go cos I gotta make it come true
Hey yo
It was a sunny day and we were feeling high
Jamming the song underneath the baby blue sky
Thinking 'bout in the time when we were so poor
'Member the kids used to laugh at the clothes we wore
We always knew one day that things were gonna change
And from that day I was never gonna be the same
I went to sleep that night; I dreamt I touched the sky
And ever since I've been trying to keep my dream alive
So when you see this Scribe, dropping the Ill'ed rhyme
To find how I'm living mine in this day and time
I'm working 9 to 5; I'm slaving over beats
Its hard work living the dream I hardly ever sleep
I'm in the rhythm deep, Yo just trying to do my thing
Its funny when you shine and people hate to see the gleam
No matter what they say keep on doing what you do
And don't give up cos only you can make that dream come true
UR RAP IZ CRAP reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 12:44 AM
ye well if ur rap iz so good, y aint it sellin n e where OUTSIDE nz. ur so dum. were u da 1 baggin people wit pirate dvdz wen downloadin music is just as bad coz famous people loose much more money due to people downloadin music than people buyin pirate dvdz, so maybe u should shut da fuk up u asshole n go get ur self a hobbie, maybe something that ur actually good at. ur rap is fkd up n dats y nobody knowz about it n u have 2 get it out by a gay chatline where people cum 2 talk about a movie. ur a fkn wanka u sad cunt. go fuk ur mum, dats if ur dik is big enough u bloody retard. maybe u should think a bit wen u stark talkin shit
RE: UR RAP IZ CRAP reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 12:46 AM
by da way, ur so fake u probably didnt even write doz lyrics coz derz such a thing as copy n paste. LOSER!!!!!!!
2 da rapper dude reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 12:56 AM
i just chekd on dis website da number 1 singles in da world n da number 1 song in nz is black eyed peas- shut up n in nyc the number 1 single is outcast- hey ya, so u r totally full of shit sayin ur crap rap is number 1. im with u that person baggin da crap rap dude hahahahaah
Re: tard reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 6:20 AM
Seriously direoswald, if anyone's a dumbass then it's you because in one of your raps you said it was the 20th century.
RE: UR RAP IZ CRAP reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 9, 2004 8:07 PM
oi!
i dont wanna sell it out of nz cuz its expensive!
1 million people in nz,
and how many in america?
omg reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 9, 2004 8:22 PM
i told u to download the songs!
im not sellin it in america cuz it takes money to produce the albums!
and black eyed peas r sooo old!
i can sell it here in nz cuz theres only about 1 million people here!
but in america,theres,well,i dont know exactly but its alot!
and i did say i didnt want to mock anyone but the fake didnt i?
god..i dont want to mock anyone anymore!
get it? read b4 u type!
i dont want to rap but the kid will if u want.
i hope dis stops u frm mockin,imitating me, all i want is peace
from the real direoswald to the fake direoswald.
yo,i believe ur cool, but im stuck in school,
my rappin is defence not a tool,
were both cool,we rap like gouls,scare people off and make our own rules.
gimme ur msn,then we can rap battle 4 fun then,
stop mockin each other god made us ALL as brothers, all of us each have our mothers who act like our covers,
i dont wanna get my gun,i just wanna have fun,hang out wit bonnie under the blue sky and the warm sun,
i respect everybody with equall respect,we all have our secrets and our evil neglect, but i got angry,my brain had to eject,rejecting da values of life,i waz rappin about stabbin u wit a knife!
lets all talk about dis, brother 2 brother,sis 2 sis,
were all actin like were all loveless!
were makin people feel bad!especially me,will smith and other peoples moms and dads!
lets call it a truce! weve all got to face the truth! ur a grown man and im a young youth!
im the guy who wrote the song with the bit, ILL ROCK YOUR FACE WITH A POOLSTICK! my names savage! go n.z!
hey fake direoswald, dis is all a game! ive got friends,got fortune and fame!
so im jst helpin da kid, help him become famous,which u forbid!
well call it even, cuz hes believen,hes gonna make it without ur teasin!
ps. fake direoswald, us ur own name,and give me ur msn adress so we can rap battle each other!
would it help to say
everybdy reply
Posted by random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 8:40 PM
the REAL dire oswald can rap! unlike u people who just sit around saying how bad he is!
... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 9:28 PM
the real rapa dude copies n pastes. so y da fuk did u first say ur song was #1 in nyc n den u said u cnt sell it der coz its 2 big, wtf, expain urself
RE: ... reply
Posted by random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2004 7:29 PM
well,if i copyed and pasted, dat would just b stupid wouldnt it?
wat did i tell u?
DOWNLOAD DA SONG!
and i said it MIGHT B SELLIN IN NY,but its not,only nz.
if dis starts up an argument,its all ur fault!
I VE TOLD U B4, IF U DONT BELIEVE ME DOWNLOAD THE SONG!
its called not many-the remix!
god jesus christ, wat do i gotta do to prove 2 u dat i wrote that song?
if ur talkin 2 da kid,
hes not the one dat wrote those songs,
he wrote some,but not all,like the one about peace,and y da HELL would i copy and paste my own song?
didnt i tell u to go to the my website?
if u wanna rap battle on msn,den bring it on!
maybe then i could prove 2 u dat those r my lyrics!
heres the answers to the questions u idiots ask most,
nz,puts my lyrics up on the net cuz dey like it aye?
y would i copy and paste my own song?
give me anything to prove thats my song!
4 gods sakes,the kid tried to shut u guys up and get on wit da subject,but i can see 1 persons not gettin it! how could u not understand a 13 year old?
CORRECTION reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2004 2:55 AM
u didnt say ur song "MIGHT" be sellin in nyc, u said it woz #1 n here is da proof, i copied n pasted this from u "da songs number 1 in nz and new york" so dnt tell me crap. by da way, wot iz ur song so i can d/l it n c if der really r good or not, if it is i'll leave u alone n dis forum can go bak 2 just talkin bout kill bill
We know it's you reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2004 6:59 AM
We can recognise your writing style direoswald, so don't bother regestering as 'random shemp' and then saying how you think the real direoswald is really cool and can rap.
I am from a parallel universe. reply
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 11, 2004 7:11 AM
You can not defeat me. I am you, we are one and the same. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
RE: I am from a parallel universe. reply
Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 11, 2004 7:46 PM
hahaha,ur right,were one on this web site!
heres a challenge for u!
yo,i wouldnt mind goin 2 war wit my friends by my side, with a army tank to blow u up as my ride! wen i come over,u better hide! cuz i rap as good as ice cubes slide!
yo,i rappen while im giggln gigglin while ur jigglin make ur fats flabs start wigglen,
i tried 2 make peace with u all, but i can see u brought ur mocks straight from the mall, got them from a 2 dollar stall, practise them on a wall!
man u all need 2 chill! u sound like u on a marijuana pill! yo i rap and kill,like quentin tarantios movie kill bill! right now the scores
zero 2 nill! i gonna fill your bill till u have the will to shut up cuz i could break u like a fish gill!
and who the HELL said i copy and paste! man 2 me,ur a big waste! ill splatter u like fish paste! u say u dont like rap? uve got no taste! mockin is wat this song is based!
man u all poor!like a flea market store! i bet ur kids cant c movies with blood and gore! woops!u dont have kids, wat r they for? to keep u busy while ur mopin da floor!
i should download ur pictures onto cd rom, and send them to www.nerds.com!
i tried to make peace but wat i get is a piece of insults,thrown at me like comments and grease!
i bet u all just want me to rap! so u can steal my rhymes and call them phat! well, u people are blind as bats! u like a mouse runnin away from a cat!
yo, direoswald,were one so i wont call u fake anymore!
jst do ur best and try and beat me!
SHUT DA FUK UP reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2004 8:57 PM
i swear u betta shut da fuk up wit ur gay rap, ye u have 2 go on as sum1 else so dat u can say dat ur good but u not, if ur so good da whole world would no who u r, ur no nelly or 50 cent coz dey rule n da whole world noz dem. u should get urself another hobbie coz ur pretty shit at dis 1. n u say its 2 expensive 2 get ur songs out, well dats wot all da utha rappaz had 2 do. it takes money 2 get even more money. so shut da fuk up coz ur so gay. n dnt reply wit ur gay raps coz nobody can b fukd readin em coz der gay as, i no i cant b fukd readin em
Gots nothin but love reply
Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 12, 2004 5:08 AM
Yo yo yo homies wassap!? Catchin yo here here a da flip side wit yo fly girl. Yo dwog you still tinkin yo all dat? Man, me's gots ryhmes fo yo mo fo wit yo blow flow hoe. Realise!
Man, your a nerd
Seen each Star Trek eighty times
Yo memorized each word
Home alone
On Friday nights
But you got eight gigabytes
Left on your hard drive
Your hooked as you can get
Into the internet
You wanna show everyone your gay-ass web page
So you love your new PC?
That don't mean nothin to me
So many things to download
Man, your a nerd
All the dudes and muscle heads
flip you the bird
Cause your a nerd
God, your a nerd
I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck be-atch! and then i'm gonna go medievil on yo ass and cause mass genocide in your country.
Peace.
RE: SHUT DA FUK UP reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2004 7:12 PM
hey man, i aint gonna use the name direoswald anymore!
cuz everyones copying me!
i have 2 say, u sound VERY offended by my lyrics! r u the fake direoswald?
god,didnt u hear my song?
how am i supposed to get a billion records out all over the world?
im in a small country dammit!
and y dont u just shut up and mind ur own buisness!
U cant rap so u cant talk!
RE: SHUT DA FUK UP reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2004 7:14 PM
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET 1 BILLION ALBUMS OUT, WHILE I JUST STARTED MY CAREER? USE UR HEAD MAN,GOD.
CAN U RAP? NOOO!
I MAY BE BAD AT IT BUT AT LEAST I GOT THE BALLS TO TRY! WIMP
RE: Gots nothin but love reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2004 1:33 PM
havent u said that b4?
u suk!
i havent got time to do a rap, later wen i come back i can.
u really suck!
u used the same words over and over again,
ur no matck 4 me ok?
u know that so call it a truce or ill come back wit a new rap.
gotta go now,
got things to do unlike u
one more thing b4 i go reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2004 1:41 PM
i hate str trek, stupid fake rubber costumes.
my computers not that great either.
i dont have a web page,my friends do,
WHO U CALLIN A NERD?
dis is a song i wrote on the rotk post. i copy and pasted it. my own song.
if u dont believe me, check it out on the rotk page on this website.
here it is.
yo, im stuck wit a bunch of nerds like u! u sound like a drugged up winnie the pooh!
i hate fakes,especially fat ones who dream of cakes, im gonna rattle and shake,bake the cake , tell u to be grateful; 4 what you take!
yo,i got a list of people id like to bag in the bin, now heres the list and order its in, it goes
nerds
losers
freaks and geeks, man i cant see, lose some weight on those cheeks!
i told u to stop, and then i could go away, but i can see that there r new posts every single day! i dont really wanna argue wit lesbians and gays, but if u want to, then i guess that its okay.
i can rhyme,ive ben doing this for years! ever since in primary with my toy teddy bear!
i was little but i never shed a tear, but i was overwhelmed with fear,i always felt like the devil was near, and i always chose carefully wat clothes i would wear.
enough of the flash backs, pick up your backpacks, all the gays better slip on their tampax, ur gonna have to pay my nz rap tax, while my rhymes spill like a fast smooth phone fax.
if u dont like me, dont talk to me! u can keep my old name, it means no more to me, ill keep my key and go on a rap battle spree, while u copy me and flee, while i drink some tea.
THERE, IVE GIVEN UP THE NAME DIREOSWALD,
NOW CAN WE RAP BATTLE ON MSN?
RE: TARD! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2004 7:23 AM
You're such a spastic.
N.Z. kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2004 8:26 AM
hahaha what a laff n.z. suxors asses come to canada so as i can kick your goofy punk ass
idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2004 11:35 AM
im 13. how can i afford a trip 2 canada?
i told u to lay off and stay off!
it SO obvious. u to are the same people,fake direoswalds!
i told u to go on msn if u want a pic of us!
i can use a web cam and pull the fingers 2 u, but ur 2 scared!
who u callin spaztic?
dis is between me and the fake direoswald,so get lost! spaztic nerds.....
RE: NZ kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2004 5:11 AM
Actually, I'm the one who called you a spastic but I didn't post the one about you coming to Canada. Anyway, just to reiterate; you're a spastic.
RE: NZ kid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2004 6:56 PM
right. spaztic.
im not bloody spaztic!
YOUR the one arguing wit a 13 year old!
im 13 and i can rap better than all of u!
pathetic losers. get a life.(not literally dumbass!)
kill bill vol 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 12:37 AM
ey duz n e 1 no wot date kill bill vol 2 iz cumin out. i cnt wait 4 it coz kill bill woz so mad
RE: kill bill vol 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 7:28 PM
nah. but i know its postponed.
i wanna c it 2!
Points reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 3:51 AM
Just a few points.
1. You can't rap.
2. Rapping is shit anyway
3. You are a spastic (and it's not spelt with a Z)
4. By coming here everyday just to insult people is ten times as sad as coming here to talk about movies.
RE: Points reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 7:17 PM
um. right.
heres a few points 4 u.
1. ur spastic.no really. u r.
2.u cant rap i can
3. not all people like rap.but i can see ur just mental arguin wit a 13 year old,
4. i come on here everyday at skool 4 ten mins cuz my friends wanna c wat u nerds have typed.(its a crack up)
5.u wanna c me rap?
6. i havent ben online 4 a whole week now.
7.get a life
8.were still laughin our asses off at ur comments
9. all da girls around skool and da city have heard of u. there laughin at u 2.
10. da girls started up the word nerd world which is basically da internet.
11.
da girls just called u a nerd indian bum scratcher
12.ive got more points then u
13.im still laughing
14.if i suck at rap u suck ten times more
15.still laughing....
16.its not necessarily rapping, i could be rhymin while makin up a song..
17. i bet u look funny
18. even all da popular people r at my house downstairs partyin. they think ur weird. very.weird.
18.still laughin.
19. im off 2 party.
ur da nerd reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 10:55 PM
umm if popoular ppl were at ur house partying, i think they would think u were a nerd 4 refering 2 dem as POPULAR ppl. n der probably lil high skool shit cuntz. ye n while we r at mad as clubz uz r at gay inderages wishin uz could get into da real clubz. stop finkin ur all dat, u probz look weird. i bet im betta lookin den u, not 2 b up myself but im referd 2 as a stunna!!!!!
I'm sorry to tell you... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 7:40 AM
I can tell you right now that anyone with an ounce of intelligence who looks at this message board will immediately be able to see that you are a sad, sad little boy who is just embaressing himself. I'm sorry but it's true, now can we just talk about Kill Bill?
RE: ur da nerd reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 7:23 PM
dawg,u straight?
wats so bad about hot girls wit mini skirts?
man........
im havin a party now in my basement,
goin down after i type my message to get it through ur head.
didnt u hear me?
in my rhyme i said,
u a nerd, callin me one is absurd..
mn,at least im straight, i look like a mini tom cruise, i met tom cruise wen he was filmin da last samurai in my country,
his friend said i look like him, sarah and bonnie say i look like him,
so dont come bak sayin u look like a star 2.
i gotta web cam if u wanna prove it.
fag
RE: I'm sorry to tell you... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 7:30 PM
idiot, if u wanna talk about kill bill den y dont u ignore da kid wit his friends around him and some in da basement,
and talki about kill bill?
moron.. read dis fast. its better.lmao!
yo, i bet ur familys full of nerds n geeks,
i bet u eat non stop 4 10 weeks! fatty arms legs body,ass and cheeks,
ur house is so poor it full of creeks n leaks
wat dont u understand about rap n rhyme?
u better learn 2 spell cuz its about time, rhymins not a crime, crime rhymes with wine,
i can rhyme like a good lawyer can sign
like eminem say, enie mino mo,catch a homo by his toe,
if u just leave me alone i would have no rap ammo, learn 2 spell cuz in skool u were slow, u poor u got nowhere 2 go, like your mutherfuckin mum whos a big hoe,
if u cant read dis is wat ill give ya,
a few dozen books and ur mums hot liquor,
speakin of liquor, ur a licker, 5 bucks to really lick her like ur mums vagina wich is 10 times thicker,
man,u r one big loser.
ignore me and talk about kill bill u jackass! or ill come bak wit a new rap.
of course,people will steal my rhymes but i make them up quicker than a bullet
tru, u really r a sad lil boy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 11:06 PM
lol, if u lookd like tom cruise u wouldnt b very attractive which would make all the "hot girls" tell u 2 get lost n not wanna cum 2 ur gay parties. do u have tom's massive nose lol. n i no how lil 13 yr old girls look, der all pretty ugly wit der braces n pimples lol. n if dey all have mini'z on at der age, der HOES!!!! fuk off u ugly ass tom cruis big nose look a like, da ppl in dis chat room will neva let u win coz u r just a lil shit while we r smarter n more intelligent den u!!!
RE: reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 7:23 AM
Now come come children, play nice.
RE: tru, u really r a sad lil boy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 7:13 PM
im not as dumb as u,
i dont go out wit girls dat r ugly wit braces or pimples,
u probably went out wit
them but i dont. cuz im actually popular unlike u.
anyway, u callin my party lame?
i bet ur party dj are da wiggles or da teletubies,
think man, da girls in ma party downstairs r all hot, none of dem have braces cuz hardly anyones got dem!
they dont have pimples cuz they can afford face wash unlike u,
and u r da biggest crack up in da skool.
wateva u do, dont come 2 nz auckland.
ull get mocked so badly u wish u rapped 4 vanilla ice.
LOSER reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2004 12:35 AM
u fkn dickhead, wot makes u sum sik cunt n not me. ye n wot if i cum 2 nz, r u gonna get ur lil bum chum 13 yr old frenz on me lol. yr fkn cum 2 where im from (australia) all my 20 yr old mate wanna fkn bash ya 4 bein such a dikhead. go get urself a hobbie coz ur neva gonna win ere. me n my mates got many mor cum bks 4 u. wot makes u so sik, ur a lil 13 yr old n wot makes lil 13 yr old girls hot, dem n der not even grown boobz lol n fink der all dat. all u lil 13 yr old r da same... GAY
RE: LOSER reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2004 6:48 PM
dawg, dey do grow boobs, they dont get breast enlargements like ur ugly mum,
u idiots cant even say fish n chips properly!
man, so wat if hes 20 years old?
my gangs from 13- 50!
u eva seen a polynesian or an islander?
ur gonna have 2 go up against them.
i can even show u them on da webcam, but no,
stupid excuses...
if ur so sure, i can prove it 2 u like 1000 ways!
u just get da webcam or u come ova 2 my hood south auckland, or any part of auckland in fact, my gang will jst ring us up.
u wanna fight dawg?
fuck, bring it on!
lol reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2004 9:19 PM
u new zealanderz r da 1z dat cnt say fish n chips, i alwayz crack up wen i hear 1 of uz sayin it. n im not an aussie, im a wog from europe raised in australia so i dnt have dat accent. n ye u think ur sum sik cunt coz u got a gang from 13-50, wot r 50 yr old gonna do 2 me lol, my gang r da real sik cuntz from 18-30 (the strong ages) we dnt take in old fartz dat cant defend demselves lol. but fuk all dis talk about gangz, i'll fkn bash ya 1 on 1 n u no dat so shut da fuk up n go home n suk ur mumz tits who had 2 get implants coz dey saggd 2 much coz ur 13 n still suck ur mumz tits lol
RE: lol reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2004 9:23 PM
by da way, i no dat u new zealanderz pronounce fish n chips- fesh n cheps lol. ITS FISH N CHIPS wit an I. n dnt say uz dnt coz i gotta mate from nz wit da accent dat sez it like dat lol
what accent? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2004 12:56 AM
u pronounce it fush n chups or sumthin, my boyz r frm all over da world, some frm detroit, some frm l.a
but ma homes in nz.
im 13 but i got a lot of insukts if u wanna hear dem,
dont try and act blak, cuz u sound like u a half chinese half hillbilly wit an black accent,
man, i dont care no more, i aint holdin bak, next time u post bak ill get serious wit fa rappin stuff.
i know ur just one person any way, i cant even make out wat ur sayin, it took 5 mins 2 decipher ur chinese hillbilly language so if u dont mind not doin dat again and makin us die of laughter wed appreiciate it. c if u can rap or rhyme hillbilly chinese nigga, the gang made that up by da way, go ahead and do ur worst, u cant beat me. fush n chups!
accent reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 29, 2004 10:57 PM
ye in australia we have an accent n so do uz but we r so not asian lol. uz r more asian den us n we r not black 2. so wot if uz think our accent is weird coz we fink urz iz weird but ur use 2 it n im use 2 mine so der. listen dis website iz gay n ur gay so im gonna b da betta man n say ur fukd. dnt bother replyin coz im neva gonna cum bak on 2 c it. l8rz
.,. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 4:16 AM
Arguing over the internet is like competing in the special Olympics; even if you win you're still retarded.
RE: accent reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 7:32 PM
hey, dis time, im on da kids side
RE: .,. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 7:32 PM
yea, i saw ur mum in da special olypics once
y r u mockin ur mum 4?
Yo momma? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 5:52 AM
Your mom's so fat that after I had sex with her last night I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.
P.S: Learn to spell.
RE: Yo momma? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 7:12 PM
jesus christ, i am spelling, if u could afford a cell phone u would know wat txt messaging is.
its called abbreviating the words and stlizing dem. i can understand u cuz u cant afford a cell phone dat can txt.
by da way, ur moms so fat she ran towards kfc during the special olympic race, and who would have sex wit a fat hoe? just cuz ur fat. is ur mum competing dis olympics?
RE: reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 9:05 AM
Are you texting right now? On the computer? Get it right moron.
P.S. I once saw your mom kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing, she said 'moving house'.
RE: RE: reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 7:22 PM
jesus christ, did i say i waz txting on da com? i said i was used 2 txting cuz i actually got friends 2 txt 2 unlike u. and irs easier to type dis way anywy.
ps. saw ur mum buy a new box 4 a home. den she moved inside kfc and got evicted 10 seconds later
Learn to spell reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 4:20 AM
Well maybe if you typed in proper English and didn't make so many spelling and grammer mistakes then people wouldn't assume that you're retarded.
P.S. You're mom's so fat that when she hangs around the house she actually hangs AROUND the house.
RE: Learn to spell reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 7:39 PM
i told u its abbriviations or txt language 4 those who can afford cell phones.
ps. ur mums so fat shes got more rolls than a bakery.
lol, uz 2 r funny reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2004 7:02 PM
ur r funny, uz mite neva end this convo with all da ur momz so fat jokes
ur momz so fat dat i saw her on channel 7 n wen i changes 2 channel 25 i could still c her fat ass stickin out
ur momz so fat dat wen night time falls ppl mistake her 4 tha sun
ur momz so fat that the horse on her polo shirt is real
ur momz so fat that she sells shade in summer
ur momz so fat that shez da only 2 that gets a tan at the beach
ur momz so fat that she pays taxes 4 3 different countries
ur momz so fat dat shez da same height lying down as she is standing up
c and da list goes on so just get ova da ur momz so fat jokes coz its no rite bagin sum1z mom
RE: lol, uz 2 r funny reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2004 4:33 PM
hahaha, yea.
we sholud stop the ur mommas so fat jokes now. my mum and dad just split up so i dont wanna b talkin about dem.
Okay-Dokey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 8:56 AM
Ok, no more fat momma jokes.
Your mom's so old, when she broke her leg gravy came out.
i got jokes! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 4:08 PM
1. your mommas so fat she went into KFC and they asked her what size bucket of chicken she wanted and she said the one on the roof
2. your momma's so stupid she tryed to commit suicide by jumping off the curb
3. Helen Heller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "ugghne ffuisggh aaaggh"
4. Why wasn't Aaliyah in destiny's child?---Because she wasn't a survivor!
the following are extremely mean:
5. what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?---the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
6. what's long, dirty and smells like shit? ---a welfare line
that's it 4 now!!! haha
RE: Okay-Dokey reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 7:31 PM
ur mums so fat,she gave birth 2 fast food
RE: i got jokes! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 7:32 PM
hahahahahah! i like da kfc bucket 1!
are u tryin 2 insult anyone though?
lol reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2004 3:47 AM
omg do u no wot r da best types of jokes in da world... DUMB BLONDE JOKES LOL.
1. y did da dumb blond get on top of the roof of a bar... coz she heard da drinks were on da house
2. i knew a dumb blonde dat tried 2 drown a fish
3. i knew a dum blond dat tried 2 put m'n'mz in alphabetical order.
4. i knew a dum blond dat got stabbd in a shoot-out
5. '' '' she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
6. '' '' she thought a quarterback was a refund.
7. '' '' She tripped over the cordless phone
8. '' '' she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
9. '' '' She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
10. At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius
11. If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!".
She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
Jokes? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2004 3:53 AM
Okay, we seem to have gone from Momma jokes to just jokes in general. Fine...
How do you know when it's bedtime in Michael Jacksons house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
P.S. Your mom's so fat her belt size is Equator.
RE: Jokes? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 10, 2004 8:08 PM
hahahahaha!
ur momma uses her breast milk on your cereal wen u run out of milk
Dude, that was lame reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2004 4:44 AM
Eh, that was a pretty lame one, kinda like saying 'You're moms so fat people think she's a cow.'
Your mom's so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
Your mom's so fat people jog around her for excercise.
Your mom's so fat she went to the cinema and sat next to everyone.
Your mom's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get Baptized.
RE: i got jokes! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2004 4:55 PM
of course not, i'd never insult ne 1 i don't know! i jus wanted 2 post jokes i know coz i thought they are hilarious, and the kfc 1 is my favorite! haha and i'm not racist, if that's wjat u mean. hehe
RE: lol reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2004 5:00 PM
haha those are hilarious!! ok, here's 1 i heard 2day! a blonde goes to the doctor's office and says doctor, help! he says, ok, well where does it hurt? and she says, everywhere, doctor! the doctor says, ok, well show me. and she pokes herself in the arm and screams in pain. then her thigh, and screams in pain, and then her shoulder, and screams. the doctor goes, ok are u a dyed blonde or natural? and she goes, natural, why? and he goes, well ther's nothing wrong with the rest of you, your finger's broken. lol lata
RE: Dude, that was lame reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2004 8:26 PM
yea. it was.
are u actually trying to offend anyone?
Your mum's so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Your mum's so fat, she fills the bath and then puts the water in
Your mum's so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one who got a tan
Your mum's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Your mum's so stupid, I asked her to buy a colour tv and she said "which colour?"
Your mum's so stupid, when the judge said "order in court" she said "I'll have a burger and a Coke please."
Your mum's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
RE: Dude, that was lame reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2004 1:36 PM
hahahaa those are hilarious!! lolx4 haha
questions: reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2004 1:47 PM
ok, more jokes, now in the form of questions:
1.If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
2. If 4 out of 5 ppl suffer from diarrhea does that mean 1 out of five ppl enjoys it?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist and a racecar driver not called a racist?
5.If apig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6. If lawyers get disbarred, and clergymen get defrocked, why don't electricians get delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?
7. Do Lipton Tea employees go on coffee breaks?
8. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
9. I wondered why people read the bible a lot more when they get older and then it hit me: they're cramming for their final exam.
10. If most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks, do Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
11.What happened to Preparations A through G?
12. There are 3 religious truths:
a.Jews do not recognize Jesus as the messiah
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
ciao 4 now!!!
anti womens rights jokes reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2004 1:51 PM
when i heard these i didn't know whether to laugh or get mad:
1. Wanna hear a joke?
ok, womens rights!
2. How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
It doesnt matter; she can cook in the dark!
No Offence reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 8:50 AM
I'm not trying to insult anyone, if I was I would say that your mom was so fat when she goes to DisneyLand people try to ride HER.
RE: No Offence reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 4:23 PM
hahaha! ok den, keep the jokes coming, their hilarious!
Hmmm? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2004 11:15 AM
What's the difference between Yoko Ono and Courtney Love?
Yoko Ono caused the Beatles to split apart while Courtney Love caused her husband's head to split apart.
RE: Hmmm? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2004 4:22 PM
awww thats horrible!! lol and yet i laugh lol but suicide is not funny! lol
lol reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2004 2:48 PM
u got anymore jokes?
RE: reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2004 12:27 PM
Guy walks into a bar -SMACK!-
hello...........? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 12:37 AM
Where is everybody? Don't tell me that everyone just up and got a life and left me here looking for ppl from new zealand and yo momma jokes. Hellloo........iz any body borreddd.........
Hello fellow seeker! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 4:07 PM
Greetings! I just happened to come across this site whilst looking for info about Kill Bill 2. You want jokes you say? Okay...
The American President, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson and a group of school children are onboard a plane which is crashing;
President: "We've gotta get out of here! Come on you two, there's 3 parachutes!"
Mother Teresa: "But what about the children?"
President: "Aww fuck the children!"
Michael Jackson: "Yes, but do we have time!?"
RE: Hello fellow seeker! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 10:09 PM
Haha!! i love that joke. But who doesn't love a good m.j. joke? hmm..speaking of such... what does m.j. have in common with a department store??---they both have boys drawers half off! ttfn
Joke. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2004 8:49 AM
Guy walks into a bar, slips on some dog shit and goes flying into the tables and chairs. He gets up, brushes himself off and goes to order a drink at the bar. A second guy walks in, slips on the same pile of dog shit and goes crashing into the tables and chairs. He gets up brushes himself off and walks up to the bar. The first guy stops him and says, "Hey, I just did that" so the second guy puches his lights out.
RE: that kid is fucking stupid reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2004 8:40 AM
She snuck you you into a bad boy!!!??! ohh behave
OOOO, YA LIKE THAT!? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2004 8:05 AM
And then you stopped...and realized...you're all...GAY!!!
RE: Does anyone know... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2005 1:56 PM
WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT
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