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we hates it my precious   reply

Posted by tabor (tabor) on December 17, 2003 8:40 PM

sorry, dude, but that has got to be the longest 3.5 hours of my life.  Ive read LOtR about 30 times, and I have to say that movie sucked hard.  But I dont have the space to give a proper exposition. If it works for you, good.
Dave Wisdom

What??   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2003 5:55 AM

You think it sucked!! Man I've read LOTR roughly about 20 times, and I thought the movies were done to the best of their ability. I'm am a BIG tolkien fa, but you just gotta not be naive and realise there is stuff that just don't work on film!! I think TORK was a true triumphant work of art!!

It rocked!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2003 2:42 PM

Hey, I agree. You can't be a Tolkien Fascist here. The books are masterpieces, but there is just too much detail in them for them to be translated accurately onto the screen. If that's what you wanted, you shouldn't have gone to see the movies. Think of it this way - could you have done it any better? The simple answer, mate, is NO. There's no way those movies could have been made any better than they were, and they've generated a load of interest in the actual books since their release as well. They might not stick as closely to canon as we'd like (with, notably, with Aragorn/Arwen thread) but such deviations are needed for a cinematic audience, some of whom will not have the time or patience to ever read the books at all. The films are works of art, and in my opinion, they stand alone as absolute prodigies. Nothing can beat them. They mark the turning point in cinematography of the twenty-first century. The character of Gollum is proof enough of that. See them for what they are, not for what you wish they could have been.

Wow!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2003 6:15 PM

I brought my wife, who is not a fantasy fan and hasn't read the books, and my son to the ROTK tonight. They, and I were awed. Can I just say that if this movie doesn't completely rule at the Oscars then there is something truly wrong with the ranking system. Every face I watched was rapt with emotion. This movie was truly powerful and accomplished it with out being completely sappy or unrealistic. As far as trying to capture the books, you can't. So enjoy reading them. But as book to movie translations go, this was as well done as anything you could compare it to.

Mortal Dosent understand   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2003 4:51 AM

Guys you dont understand - what we saw is just a taster a trailer.I cant wait when ill die because of enjoyment this movie will give me.I walked from theather and felt how world slow down on me.I walked like a ghost.There is a lot of movies that inspire me but this is more than a movie this is experience..And we just tasted it. We will fully enjoy it only when we get collectors edition of whole movie.. The un-cut version of all 3 parts together -watching it all in a row at home where you can let your emotion go and tears sink you into Middle - Earth . This part is over but there is still the fully un-cut over 9h long version to see..And i cant wait for that...

Remember after we heal our wounds after un-cut version There will be The hobbit tale..that movie will suck us back.(Hope that movie will be made..at least jackson sad that he want to direct it..And by god will that must happen!)

dave wisdom has little of any wisdom!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2003 9:28 AM

if u don't like the movie then u can not say u liked the book.
the only one who can judge this piece of art is the master tolkien himself, none else..

the rest of us may be blessed to even step into the world of tolkien's creation.
so don't judge so lightly over the hard work of any artist involved by the creation of this movie,
just as u don't judge over the right to live or die..

Return of the Chopper   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2003 5:17 PM

Ok, I'm a big Tolkien fan and I've read the books five times. However, I am not a purist, and I loved the first two LOTR movies, enough to buy the extended DVD edition.
That being said, I've just seen The Return Of The King. And it really sucked. I couldn't wait for it to finish. I don't mind them changing the story to make it fit better in the movie. They would be idiots not to. But as a movie, it just didn't work. There was no suspense at all.  It felt rushed, chopped. No, they really stuck their foot in it this time.  I have rarely been so disappointed.

Im glad you hated it.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 20, 2003 7:15 PM

To the last negative reviewer. Good for you. Im glad you wasted your time and money watching this flick, because it was just as good if not BETTER than the last two, which you clearly also say (or else why the fuck would you watch this one). So essentially, to hate this one, you'd have to hate the whole fucking trilogy, in which case CONGRATULATIONS, on wasthing your time effort and money watching a whole set of movies you despise. For me, and the rest of the sane world, it fucking rocked.

Lay off the Negative posters.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2003 6:36 AM

Geeze. Just because you loved the flick doesn't mean everyone has to! I personally thought it was very good, but had some serious annoyances. For example, on the entire Frodo/Sam side of things, the entire 3rd book full of events was rushed through in about 10 minutes! Shelob didn't make her appearance until th 3rd hour (Or thereabouts), and the whole Gollum/Sam subplot was fairly unneccessary. I would have rather have skipped the lembas crumbs thing and seen the 6 minutes of Saruman! And don't get me started on the scourging of the shire!

Things I liked: The battes ruled, Eowyn and the Nazgul Lord was very VERY well done, Gimli's humor, The acting overall, the SFX.

Things I didn't like: The Oliphants made me feel like Jackson just ripped off Empire Strikes Back. ATATs anyone? The Sam Carrying Frodo, while completely accurate to the book, was a little cheesy. The Fred Flintstone Slide down the Oliphant's Tusk by Legolas, the Gollum suckering Frodo thing, The lack of the Scouring of the Shire, The way Pippin found the Palantir and the lack of explanation of it.

Now obviously, a lot of these things will be addressed in the extended releases, but I really am beginning to be offended that I have to buy an extended release to see the whole film! I want to see the whole film when it's released! I know it's 3.2 hours long, but so what? Put in an intermission for crying out loud! Let me see the movie Jackson intended!

V1sualB1nary   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2003 10:32 AM

To see what Jackson intended go buy extended edition..
Put more..dont you see already many ppl dont like as its so long..3.2h HOW MUCH LONGER YOU WANT!!FFS! dont you understand that this is such a big movie that YOU JUST CANT FIT ALL OF IT INTO 9h...If you are tolkien fan and read the book then the only version for you is extended.If you are just someone who havent read the book cinema version is just fine..Why you cant understand that..And ffs morons movie never can be better than book..so stop stupid comments related to book.In book the first travel of frodo and friends to bree took ages..you want that on screen ? you want to see how the tree almost ate them ? you want every damn detail from book ? sorry you cant have it all..Thats for is book.Just enjoy this as you wont get anything better on screen for a long time

RE: we loves it my precious   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 21, 2003 3:27 PM

i agree with you. a whole one hour could have been cut out of that movie and it still wouldve been a great movie. sitting down for 3.5 hours really hrts my ass and i could barely stand after the movie!

rings   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2003 6:24 PM

I am only disappointed that Gandalf didn't face off with the witch king of agmar. "and then a cock crowed."

Close, but no cigar...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2003 11:25 PM

I enjoyed the movie thoroughly as it had much action. It did not however stick to the book as well as it could have. I do understand the needing to shorten things up a bit but to change things is entirely different. The end to me was most disappointing as it didn't happen that way at all. Yes, in the book Sam marries Rosie and Frodo sails away to the Gray Havens but for God sake Saruman wasn't even a mention. Cutting out Tom Bombadil was one thing but to leave out the end of Saruman was right. I do hope to see much more in the Extended Release. All in all though I do have to say I enjoyed the trilogy for what it was, a great epic adventure. Let's hope to see "The Hobbit" in theaters soon.

Close, but no cigar...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2003 11:27 PM

I enjoyed the movie thoroughly as it had much action. It did not however stick to the book as well as it could have. I do understand the needing to shorten things up a bit but to change things is entirely different. The end to me was most disappointing as it didn't happen that way at all. Yes, in the book Sam marries Rosie and Frodo sails away to the Gray Havens but for God sake Saruman wasn't even a mention. Cutting out Tom Bombadil was one thing but to leave out the end of Saruman was wrong. I do hope to see much more in the Extended Release. All in all though I do have to say I enjoyed the trilogy for what it was, a great epic adventure. Let's hope to see "The Hobbit" in theaters soon.

Anti-climactic ending   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2003 6:11 AM

Movie lacked substance.  Many plot lines were dismissed with one or two sentences.  Gandalf, the white wizard, cast one spell throughout the entire movie and it was a Light spell at that.  No Sauromon.  And 45 minutes of mushy crap at the end.  Sorry guys, could've been better.

RE: Close, but no cigar...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2003 10:41 AM

you won't see sauromon in the extended edition. It was a directorial choice, so he didn't even film "The scouring of the Shire" scenes. Good or bad, I think it was neccessary, unless he was going to make another movie out of the end.

"Here at the end of all things"   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2003 11:09 AM

I saw ROTK last night and I am still living it.  There were so many poignant moments that brought to life the depths of the characters and their emotions and struggles...Eowyn and her unrequited love of Aaragorn, Pipin's folly and transformation to a wiser, more couragous Hobbit, The grip of the ring on Frodo and it's affect of his love and friendship for Sam, Sam's undieing love and loyalty to Frodo, Elrond's love for Arwen and the pain of loosing her forever to the mortal world.  That is what Tolkein's masterpiece is all about...having the courage to do what is right in spite of the odds and what you feel, loyalty, friendship and the truth that what is good is worth fighting for.  

I loved all of the films.  I have read the books (including "The Hobbit" and "The Sillmarillian") many times.  I admit, that the first time I saw "The Fellowship of the Rings" and "The Two Towers", I too was disappointed at some of the parts that were cut, but I saw them again and tried to enjoy them for what they were, not trying to fit them into the mold of what's in the books.  That is impossible.  I have found that in doing so, I have fallen in love with Peter Jackson's masterworks.  He has truely conveyed the world of Middle Earth and I feel like I know it.  Now, when I read the books, I see Elijah Wood's face in my mind when I read about Frodo.  I hear Viggo Mortenson's voice, speaking the words printed on the page.  The films have brought the books alive for me, and I will always be grateful for it.

cool movie   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 22, 2003 3:26 PM

i havent read even half of the fellowship yet but ive read the hobbbit and the simarilion waz just plain boring. return of the king was cool especially legolas on the oliphant at the battle of the pellonor fields but all that gay crap with sam and frodo was just stupid. i just found out that they wernt gay when sam married  that woman at the end!! any way  its a very good movie which touches the heart and makes you want to cry at some parts! this is definitely a movie i want to see again.

WHAT A WASTE!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2003 3:42 PM

LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY WAS ANYTHING BUT SUCCESSFUL! WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE RING? WOULD IT HAVE HURT THE MOVIE TO SEE SOMEONE USE THE RING? DOES THE RING HAVE ANY POWER? IF SO, WHY DOESN'T IT ENABLE ANYONE TO DO MORE THAN JUST DISAPPEAR? THE SWORD THAT DEFEATED THE CREATOR OF THE RING WAS RECONSTRUCTED....WHY?...JUST TO AQUIRE SOME GHOSTS TO HELP IN BATTLE? AFTER ALL THE ANTICIPATION, THERE WAS NOT EVEN A FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN THE NEW KING AND THE CREATOR OF THE RING ( FORGIVE THE REFERENCES--THE NAMES ARE POINTLESS TO REMEMBER). THE DARK SOLDIER WITH THE LONG BLACK CLOAK WAS SAID TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST FIGHTERS OF THE EVIL ARMY....HOW DID HE GET KILLED BY A WOMAN THAT HAS VIRTUALLY NO EXPERIENCE IN WAR? C'MON.....THAT'S PATHETIC!! THANK GOD THE MATRIX TRILOGY IS AVAILABLE TO WATCH-AT LEAST THAT WILL SALVAGE THE HOLIDAYS THAT 'THE LORD OF THE RINGS' TRILOGY ALMOST DISTROYED. I THEREFORE FINISH WITH MY SUBJECT HEADING--WHAT A WASTE!   P.Thomas (phillty) ('toronto star editor')

RE: WHAT A WASTE!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2003 4:20 PM

I'm forced to agree with this guy -- I thought that the movie was one of the worst I've ever seen! the Matrix trilogy will kill that anyday!

RE: we loves it my precious   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 22, 2003 7:09 PM

maybe if you read the book you will understand that if the ring isnt destroyed then the whole earth is doomed. and the reason why the king is  summoning an army of ghosts is because there is no hope of winning the war you idiot!

RE: YOU DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 22, 2003 7:13 PM

IF HE PUTS THE RING ON THE BAD GUYS WILL SENSE THE RINGS POWER AND COME AFTER HIM. AND IT ONLY MAKES PEOPLE DISSAPEAR BECAUSE ONLY THE CREATOR CAN CONTROL THE RING!! PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOVIE INSTEAD OF CRITISING IT BLINDLY! ANY WAY YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THE BATTLESCENCES WERE COOL AS HELL!!!!!!!!!

THE MATRIX IS GAY!!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 22, 2003 7:17 PM

IF YOU LIKE THE MATRIX OR IF YOU CAN EVEN UNDERSTAND A FULL SENTENCE OF WHAT THE ARCHITECT IS SAYING YOU ARE ONE BIG NERD OF A NERD OF A NERD OF A NERDS MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF A SUPER NERD!! ALL THEY DO IS TALK AND IT TAKES A WHOLE YEAR TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY HAVE SAID!! RETURN OF THE KIG IS WAY BETTER! IM SURE EVERYONE ELSE WILL AGREE WITH ME!

RE: we loves it my precious   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2003 7:48 PM

I'm sorry but if you are trying to reply to the guy that posted "what a waste" you didn't even take the time to read what he was saying - obviously the destruction of the ring caused them to win the war - did you see any other manifestation of the power of the ring aside from a bunch of over-dramatized reactions to seeing the ring and a disappearing act? I think the movie sucked! And if you are honest with yourself, you'll see that you hated it tool. thank God there are smarter fans then you or else all movies would be block-busters. - take a second to use your brain!

RE: we loves it my precious   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2003 7:51 PM

I'm sorry but if you are trying to reply to the guy that posted "what a waste" you didn't even take the time to read what he was saying - obviously the destruction of the ring caused them to win the war - did you see any other manifestation of the power of the ring aside from a bunch of over-dramatized reactions to seeing the ring and a disappearing act? I think the movie sucked! And if you are honest with yourself, you'll see that you hated it tool. thank God there are smarter fans then you or else all movies would be block-busters. - take a second to use your brain!

love it   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 23, 2003 1:34 PM

iv just came back from seeing trotk for the second time, i went with my brother who isnt realy into these types of movies, i think it was all a bit sappy 4 him but i found my self getting realy angry with him when he said he didnt really rait it, i think i went to see this film wanting to really love it and i did, i can see where hese coming form though, for someone who hasnt read the book it could be quite confusing somtimes (eg arowens recovery) iv read them n so it wasnt a problem 4 me but i kep wanting 2 explain things to him befor i realised that mayby i didnt need to, i think the film operates well enough without loads of explination about the book. (p.s sorry about the spelling)

Lord Of the Rings is Sub Par   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 23, 2003 3:23 PM

i'm sorry to disappoint many fans but i was the GREATEST OF FANS and i must say - THE TRILOGY SUCKED! it was filled with a bunch of lame dialogue and the end was dragged-out - it was all together a big FLOP! sorry to all those fans who supported the novels over the years like I did but if you look within yourselves, you'll see it too!

The Return of the Kings is just GREAT!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 23, 2003 11:45 PM

WoW! This movie (the whole trilogy) was just simply powerful. The movie was great, it could not have been done better! I haven't read any of the books, and I understood everything. The only thing I didn't understand is why Frodo left at the end. But really, its worth seeing again, again, and again. I haven't yet seen a movie who can top any of the trilogy!

i liked it   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 24, 2003 12:50 AM

the reason why they couldn't save frodo i think is because the wound on weathertop was too deep and there really was no cure for its effects (they more or less slowed it down). Cons: The first 15-30 minutes seemed a bit choppy or stuffed in.  I particularly had something against the musical score when they opened the scene in Rohan (fast forwarded version of the rohan theme is very unnattractive.) As well, I thought it was sort of unsual of how Peter jackson chose to make the ending as accurately as possible (exception of Saruman) because it's the ending that seems to drag on.  They kind of went overboard trying to show up the tension between gollum/sam/frodo. They could've showed the houses of healing, theoden and eomer on peleannor, or Saruman's bit to replace this because the 3.2 hours seems incomplete.  Aside from these minor issues, this movie was ultimately satisfying! I really like the part with the Haradrim and their Mumakil entering the battle.

A Balanced View   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 24, 2003 9:11 AM

It is always nigh difficult to please a diverse audience of Tolkien-philes and those who have never read the novel, but in my opinion, PJ has managed to find the middle ground while giving his interpretation of the books. For instance the Two Towers were depicted a Orthanc at Isengard and the Barad-dur in Mordor. The the more commonly accepted view is that of Minas Tirith and Minas Ithil (Morgul).

For those who have read the novels, PJ been deliberate when deciding on depatures from the book - seriously, who would want to watch a two hour scene of the Council of Elrond? I recommend that Tolkien-philes watch the special features in the extended sets, where Fran and Philippa explain the departures.

For those who have not read the book, PJ has simplified theme e.g. not having 20+ characters speaking at the Council of Elrond, making Elrond travel to Rohan with the reforged Sword of Elendil. With this technique, reinforced with the limitation of the film media, audience who have not read the novels can follow the trilogy quite comfortably. If you feel that there are questions which are not answered, fret not, as some of these questions are not answered in the novel. e.g. why did the Elves have to leave middle earth? What is a Balrog of Morgoth (Melkor)? What is the significance of the tree at Midas Tirith? Some of the answers can be found in the Silmarillion.

In short, the interpretation and departures of PJ et al from the books are deliberate and one should not take a simplistic view that departures are per se bad. With that in mind, what you have is a great storyline, coupled with stunning visuals and the best battle scenes ever on film (to be fair the greats historically did not have the array of techniques available to PJ). What's not to like? Easily the best film I have seen this year.

RE: THE MATRIX IS GAY!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 25, 2003 4:07 PM

Dude, the first matrix is unbeatable.  The second one is still good and had lots of new action scenes.  But the third sucked ass.  What kind of new action is people riding in a spaceship throught some tunnel?  What about the end?  It was the chesiest ending ever.  They completely fucked up the trilogy.  Return of the king was not as great as the first two, but to compare it with Matrix three is a joke.

RE: WHAT A WASTE!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 25, 2003 4:08 PM

2 Fast 2 Furious and XXX are out now, I suggest you check these movies out as I think they'll appeal to you.

a movie for children   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2003 1:23 PM

PJ and his writing cronies don't understand the books.  Or, rather, they do understand them, but at the level a 16-year-old boy does.  Not that there is anything wrong with adolescent boys...I just don't want their limited tastes limiting my movies (and they too often do).

There is no rational reason for the screenplay to ruin Faramir as it did.  There was a POINT to the difference between Boromir and Faramir in the books, and if Boyens, et alia are too dense to understand that, perhaps they could have hung on to a modicum of humility about their lack of understanding and kept intact the point that Tolkien was trying to make.

Similarly, in ROTK, having Frodo reject Sam is just stupid.  It's contratextual.  It undercuts the point.

"Oh, we were just trying to make it more dramatic" says PJ.  Bah, humbug, to that.  They already poured deafending sound on us to make it more dramatic.  They extended the war scenes to the harm of the characterization scenes.  How much catering to the adolescent male needs to be done?

Apparently, enough to ruin the heart of the books.  They may as well have spit on JRRT's grave as made these movies.

I pray this thing does not win awards.  When there are movies with depth and soul, directed to adults, that contain grown up themes, this just looks silly in comparison.

The book is not silly.  (Though the Hobbit was, certainly.)  LOTR, the book, is profound, thought-provoking, creative, brilliant...and while the art direction in the PJ films was, and while many of the actors did credible work, these movies seem to me, an artistic crime.

RE: we hates it my precious   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2003 4:19 PM

Dave Wisdom, you're a fucking moron with no sense of taste or knowledge for art, creativity, or story-telling.  This isn't the place for you.  Fuck off.

RE: a movie for children   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2003 6:37 PM

Makers of this movie have been JRRT's fans for decades, they have spent years making what is one the best films i have ever seen. The amount of detail and thought they have put into its creation in my opinion does the books justice(a masterpiece of a literary genius, in another words filmmakers have achieved the near impossible), also this is not 'your' movie, this trilogy belongs to its makers and JRRT alone, not fans, we fans should just be thankful. you have no right to reduce their creativity, their passion to the insult of your mere self.

RE: a movie for children   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 29, 2003 2:58 PM

OH SHUT UP! YOU COULDNT DO ANY BETTER THAN PETER JACKSON SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! IF YOU LIKE THE TALKING MORE THAN THE BATTLE SCENE THEN YOU ARE ONE HELL OF A NERD!

RE: Return of the Chopper   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 29, 2003 3:02 PM

I THINK YOURE NUTS!IM SURE EVERYBODY ELSE  AGREES WITH ME! RIGHT GUYS? DA MOVIE ROCKED

SAM PASCOE

RE: Lord Of the Rings is Sub Par   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 29, 2003 3:04 PM

READ THE BOOK YOU MORON!

2 Thumbs up for the WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2003 3:54 PM

I saw some people trying to compare this hunk-a-junk movie to the Matrix Trilogy....sorry, no contest! Lord Of The Rings, in terms of Movie-Great's, is far below par..  Sorry fans - this movie sucks and you know it - and to that idiot that keeps trying to defend this dead dynasty( direoswald@hotmail.com) give it up! you know this LORD OF THE FLOPS..i mean RINGS trilogy sucks! Sorry again fans, I know this is hard to hear! Thank GOD for the Matrix trilogy ( Phylis )

RE: Lord Of the Rings is Sub Par   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2003 4:06 PM

people shouldn't have to read the book to enjoy the movie to its fullest! if the directors can't do the job then maybe they shouldn't have started it. everyone is saying the movie sucs anyway - i'm jumping on the ban-waggon -- this movies SUCKS ASS!

RE: THE MATRIX IS GAY!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2003 7:36 PM

the only 'thing' that is Gay here is you; who ever made this comment  which is the same loser that keeps trying to support this 'dead' trilogy. You don't like the Matrix Trilogy because it requires you to think; something you can't possibly be capable of because you have no Brain. I'm sorry The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy is Horrible! You know it and I know it.

NEXT PLEASE!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 29, 2003 10:23 PM

I REALLY THINK YOU ARE WIERD AS WIERD CAN GET! IF YOU DIDNT ENJOY THE BATTLE SCENES YOU ARE DUMB

RE: 2 Thumbs up for the WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2003 6:47 AM

English isn't my mother language, and I haven't read the book, but understanding wasn't a problem for me AT ALL! The book has nothing to do with whether this movie's great or sucks! I've seen FoTR five times, and Two Tower four times, because they are GREAT movies. I really enjoyed the flow of the storyline. What a great way to kill 3 hours. RoTK... I won't say its bad, definitely better than Matrix 3, but... I just found that those 3 hours was a very long time; I would've waited for DVD if I knew. The whole movie really could've been cut back to 2 hours or less, many scenes should've been put into Director's cut instead. And many people talk about the battle scene, seriously, I think the battle of Rohan was a lot more exciting and interesting than any battle scenes in RoTK, battle scenes in RoTK are better only if comparing in terms of rendering time spent, IMHO!

RE: 2 Thumbs up for the WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2003 5:22 PM

i respect your opinion. i think you have a lot of good points - i am a fan of the matrix and the lord of the rings trilogies. I prefere The Matrix I II III over the LOTR trilogy, but we share the same view i guess with the last LOTR.

RE: cool movie   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 31, 2003 1:21 AM

dude what the heck. you think that because they are friends and support each other that they are gay? oh. then you say that the movie touches your heart and makes you want to cry. and sam and frodo are gay.

RE: V1sualB1nary   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 31, 2003 6:30 AM

wrong.  

Generally speaking, for those who HAVE read the books, the movies make a lot more sense than for those who HAVEN'T.  A lot of things that fans of the books know about and already understand go unexplained in the movie. (such as the Palantir)

I loved the movies on the whole although I was very dissappointed with The Two Towers (particularily the way Faramir's character was mutilated and the way the Ent moot was f-d up)

I would have enjoyed seeing more in the fims but it would have required making 6 movies instead of 3 but then a lot of the beauty of the book would translate very dryly to film I think.

I certainly have issues with some of the changes that were made .. I do believe the films could have been done somewhat better.  That being said, I have the first two Extended Editions and am eagerly waiting the last.  

The Return of the King was definitely the best film of the three for me.

RE: 2 Thumbs up for the WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 31, 2003 6:01 PM

i dont know what you are talking about! the matrix sucks! i saw abot 10 people fall asleep in one of the biggest movie screens in the world while watchig the matrix! alot more people like lord of the rings better than the matrix and the matrix has one of the most cheesyst endings ever! the lord of the rings has more action, better special effects and a better story line than the cruddy old matrix! i bet matrix revolutions is going to get hardly any oscars but lord of the rings will get qute a few! so i rest my case!

RE: THE MATRIX IS GAY!!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 31, 2003 6:25 PM

man i have to say you are one big nerd like one of those hard out star wars or star trek fans! lol. you made me and my friends here laugh like crazy because you really sound like a nerd! hahaa no offense or anything! by the way the only dead trilogy around here is the matrix and who wants to think for 2.5 hours watching the matrix! id rather watch a cool exciting battle scene from return of the king! i had to book the tickets to see lord of the rings because it was going to be full. and it was full for 1 and a half weeks! and people have actually been looking forward to watching rotk. at least peter jackson actually puts some effort into these movies unlike the matrix wich was only made in a short peroid of time.lotr was made over a lot of years and took a lot of hard work. all the matrix is about  babbling on about a prophecy about the one or something like that. i just walked out of the cinema and quite a few people followed me!

The trilogy is the best ever   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 1, 2004 8:03 PM

To those few pple who think the LOTR trilogy sux completely or the Matrix is way better, I'm sure deep down inside you know you are in the very very small pathetic minority.  That's why you are trying to make a statement here!  Well... fans and supporters of the greatest trilogy ever made can be happy to know that (most of) the rest of the world (except for these few pathetic souls) love it and want it to win the damn Oscars!  Btw, I haven't got a friend who says ROTK sux so there's no anti-LOTR bandwagon to jump on!

RE: 2 Thumbs up for the WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 2, 2004 3:53 PM

you know what PHYLIS?SHUT UP! THE MATRIX SUX!!!!!!!!!

RE: The trilogy is the best ever   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 2, 2004 5:12 PM

I have to say the LOTR trilogy is the best I've ever seen. Let's consider the fact that comparing the Matrix trilogy and the LOTR trilogy is not going to be successful. They are two different genres and despite the fact they deal with the same basic philosophical theme of 'good vs. evil' one is too far into the future and the other too far into the past. As for comparing the books with the trilogy...don't. While I understand that Tolkien might have turned in his grave for many of the liberties Peter took, film is a different medium. One should never expect the transition from book to film to ever leave the story unchanged. The trilogy holds on its own. If nothing else, Peter Jackson deserves the Oscar for best director. No one could do it better.

RE: The trilogy is the best ever   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 2, 2004 8:57 PM

i agree with you!

Love/Hate thing   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 3, 2004 11:33 AM

Excuse me for sounding like a shrink, but I have the distinct feeling that the people who hate RotK have a problem with people showing emotions. Which would explain the simultaneous love of The Matrix (and, IMHO, Reloaded was the worst film I've ever seen), because Keanu seems to have one expression. They wish the characters to trundle through the film looking constipated, and to kill some Orc every now and then.
To the people finding it awful because it didn't follow the book: what did you expect? And what were you doing watching the film in the first place? What a waste of money.

RE: The trilogy is the best ever   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 3, 2004 10:40 PM

I totally agree with you. The Lord of the Rings is the best movie trilogy ever and The Matrix Trilogy is not even worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence. You're asking me to choose between an epic story of good vs. evil with incredible depth and marvelous characters; and a group of movies that only try to confuse people with their fancy dialogues as they try to sound smart. Thank you very much, I stay with my first option

RE: 2 Thumbs up for the WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2004 5:26 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU ARE JOKING RIGHT??? BECAUSE THE MATRIX TRILOGY IS A JOKE COMPARING TO LOTR!

RE: Love/Hate thing   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2004 5:38 PM

yeah well...you are pretty mild about it. i just find people who praise the matrix are degrading their sense of taste. i mean...the two are totally incomparable. esp the guy who said LOTR trilogy is for teenagers. well hey...i'd hate to imagine what you'd say about the matrix. i guess it had a intereting plot in the matrix, but LOTR is so much deeper than that...it took me a few times of the extended versions to realise depth of what i was seeing. matrix? i knew what it was on about the first time i saw it, and it was just plain boring the second time(also reloaded and revolution). to me, people who find the matrix an epic...they've no understanding of good art, honestly...the matrix has no depth.

RE: Love/Hate thing   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2004 5:41 PM

YEAH GET OVER THE MATRIX. IT SUCKS!

RE: Love/Hate thing   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 5, 2004 2:18 PM

YEA YOU TELL HIM! THE MATRIX TOTALLY SUX AND IS FOR TOTAL NERDS!

RE: THE MATRIX IS GAY!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2004 3:56 PM

get a life - Lord of the rings is far better

RE: THE MATRIX IS GAY!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2004 3:58 PM

get a life - Lord of the rings is far better
than Matrix. 3 films were made for matrix for the sake of making money - at least lord of the rings had 3 books to make 3 films. You won't be getting Return of the King the Ring strikes back because the story has ended

RE: THE MATRIX IS GAY!!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 6, 2004 5:41 PM

I AGree!! with you! lotr is way better. im beggining to like you fellas! as i said the matrix is for nerds!!

LORD OF THE RINGS VS THE MATRIX   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 6, 2004 6:40 PM

FIRST OF ALL COMPARING LOTR TO THE MATRIX IS A TOTALL JOKE SINCE THE MATRIX IS JUST PLAIN RUBBISH. AND THE MATRIX MAKES NO SENSE! IN THE LAST BIT OF THE MATRIX WHEN NEO AND AGENT SMITH DO THE SUPERMAN THING, THERES HUNDREDS OF AGENT SMITHS AND ONLY ONE NEO! ALL OF THE AGENT SMITHS COUL HAVE JUST HOPPED ONTO NEO AND CONFUSE HIM INSTEAD OF FIGHTING HIM WITH ONLY ONE AGENT. EVEN IF THERE WAS ONLY ONE POWERFUL AGENT SMITH OUT OF 100 THEY COULD ALL JUST FIGHT NEO!

RE: WHAT A WASTE!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 7, 2004 6:58 PM

yore a loser

Fans of the matrix!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 9, 2004 4:19 PM

fans of the matrix! or should i say nerds! why do u like the matrix?nearly 85% of the movie is talking about some jibberish about the one who is supposed to be neo. the action gets repetitive like the gun fight scenes seem to go on forever. and to those idiots who keep on trying to defend this stupid trilogy, YOUR MOM RAISED YOU UP WRONG! lotr actually has a story line that both children and adults can easily follow throughout the story. the matrix on the other hand requires you to think about it for about 2 hours for it to make sense. lotr isnt boring like the matrix and it has more depth. Much more depth. if you could sit through return of the king without being at least a little bit amazed at the special effects, the acting or the story,or get excited at the sound of the rush of the horses before they goe into battle,  U NEED A THERAPIST!

Oh wake up people!!!!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 9, 2004 7:52 PM

First of all, the matrix tril and lotr tril are completley incomparable!!! they are from two different genres and you guys are trying to make comparisons??

And to this random shemp fuck! Try to understand the lotr before you say it sucked and try to justify it with complete lunacy! Why didn't anyone use the ring?? DICKHEAD! THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THE MOVIE! it is because, and i quote Gandalf the Grey "The Agents of the dark lord will be drawn to it's power" you naive fool! The movies are all about the destruction of the ring not it's usage!

So get over urself and just accept that the Return of the King was exceptional, and you give it credit for what it is even if you dont like it!

Fuckin twat..

RE: Oh wake up people!!!!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 9, 2004 11:07 PM

i agree with u about lotr. but i hate the oring matrix and u CAN compare lotr with the matrix you idiot! just because the story lines different that doesnt mean that they are incomparable you fucking moron!!!!

Comparing trilogies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 11, 2004 11:17 AM

I must first say that I am a huge fan of Tolkien`s work. I have read the hobbit, the lord of the rings, the silmarillion and unfinished tales. So the movies are for me a majestic work of art and I fully appreciate the hard work that Jackson and the entire crew have put into these movies. However, Im not ready to say that I completely dissaprove of the matrix trilogy. People seem to express how much they like one trilogy and hate the other. I think that both trilogies are exeptional and that people should stop comparing them....

RE: Comparing trilogies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 11, 2004 7:48 PM

The Matrix was an exceptional film with indeed a tremendous concept and plot. It would be amazing, nay impossible, for someone to transcribe it onto a book and still capture every scene with dignity. The Lord of The Rings reciprocates this. A masterpeice of text which cannot be ACCURATELY reflected on the screen. Note, however, that The Lord of The Rings trilogy were so exceptionally done that i cannot see how much better they could have done it to be feasible for cinema. As far as cinema is concerned, both trilogies were breakthroughs or milestones in their own right. In addition, i'm not into reading books at all, but LOTR actually made me go out and buy a book for the first time.

RE: WHAT A WASTE!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2004 6:26 PM

To make you happy, Eowyn would not have killed the Witch King and Aragorn would have dueled with Sauron, no?  To make you happy, the book would have to have been thrown out and a new story been written, no?  To make you happy, the movie would have to be ruined for everyone who had read the book, no?  

I'm sorry to say this, but reforming a story to make a single person content with it is not worth the effort.  I do agree with you about the ending (though on a different note: no Scourging of the Shire).

And to see someone wield the ring, you must watch the prologue in The Fellowship of the Ring; in which you would see Sauron nearly defeating the entire Alliance on his own.

To call this a waste for the reasons you have listed is to call the book itself a waste.  And to say that would be a lie.

RE: Comparing trilogies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2004 4:26 AM

yeah, you're right, i mean i have to admitt i went and bought the books after i saw the film. but the matrix, i'm not convinced, i can't deny that the first movie was great, and the second was still pretty good. But somehow the third film became too computer game style for me. and i didn't like the dialogue, i mean, it was meant to be as meaningful as the ones spoken in the first movie, but it just didn't feel the same. i am somewhat disapointed. i think that's the main thing, i loved the first matrix movie infact, but the third was missing something, i thought somehow, it was like a good idea to begin with, but it was over developed in the wrong direction.

RE: Oh wake up people!!!!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2004 9:38 AM

Eep! What have I started! LOL! I wasn't comparing the Matrix and LOTR per se, I was comparing their emotional content.

RE: Lord Of the Rings is Sub Par   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2004 2:14 PM

How in the world anyone can say that the LOTR trilogy sucked is beyond me. There are some that say simply because it is not exactly the way they pictured it or does not follow the books to perfection that somehow it makes the trilogy sub par! How in the world does anyone expect any film to reflect that book to perfection is beyond me. A film is not supposed to be a book translated on the screen, it always has to be a adaptation. Anyone that knows anything about films should know this. But, really folks in the end..how did it make you feel? Did it take you away to another land, another time, another place. Did it thrill you, keep you glued to the screen. Did it awe you, did it make you want more!! Anyone, in my opinion who denies that all three films, especially the last doesn't do this is probably not very content with much in life. Peter Jackson and the whole cast and crew have to be congratulated for creating what I would simply call pure masterpieces!!!

RE: Comparing trilogies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 17, 2004 3:38 PM

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BIG FAGGOT! WHAT WAS SO BAD ABOUT THE THIRD ONE? AND THE MATRIX TRILOGY HAS GOT A LAME HARD STORYLINE TO TRY AND FOLLOW, BAD STIFF ACTING, IT PUTS PEOPLE TO SLEEP AND IT SHOULD ALL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH! ANY ONE WHO LIKES THE MATRIX IS A FAGGOT NERD AND ANYONE WHO CALLS ME A FAGGOT IS A NERD AND A FAGGOT PUT TOGETHER! THAT GOES FOR ANYONE WHO OPPOSES ME!

RE: Comparing trilogies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2004 8:00 AM

To the last guy who spoke, you sound like the dumbest fucking guy I ever heard. No one cares for your opinion..

RE: Comparing trilogies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2004 1:44 PM

Hey Mr Faggot man,

I have to believe you are taking the piss lol. If you aren't, then you should seriously seek some help as you are more than a few neurons short. Take a chill pill and relax.

Matrix vs LOTR   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2004 2:00 PM

You can argue either way as to whether they are comparable. The stories and special F/X are so different that it's impossible to compare, but they are both fantasy and transport you (for a time) to another place. How well they do that is comparable. The 1st Matrix and all the LOTR trilogy did that for me and so I'm as happy as a pig in shit. Yeah I disagree with the end of ROTK, I was looking forward to the hobbits doing some ass kickin and if Frodo gave one more wistfull longing look I was going to scream but life ain't perfect, just damn good.

RE: Comparing trilogies   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 19, 2004 8:47 PM

to the first and secong guy to post me on the 19th. i believe that you have nothing better to do than be a nerd and go watch a movie everyday,get beaten up and have to wear glasses because of too much tv. and to the guy who called me mr faggot man, whos the faggot? all of my teenage friends here think you are! u may think dat we r young and stupid but u sound like a drugged up mental patient nerd. so shut the hell up! lotr is grest and if you dont like it , get lost! by the way, post me back about wat u think, white trash!

RE: Matrix vs LOTR   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 19, 2004 9:11 PM

you dont need to compare the special effects to compare the whole movie! all u need is the acting, storyline,enjoyability, but the matrix doesnt need any acting, all they do is put on serious grim faces and talk with no expression. lotr has a mix of comedy(gimli and gollum/smeagol) joy,sadness which all adds up to good acting!
the fight scenes in the matrix r xtremely boring and seem to go on and on and on and on until u fall asleep. like the fight in matrix revolutions when the chinese guy,morpheuse and trinity have a gun fight sumwhere in the beggining to get to the french guy. it seemed like they had wires or sumthing,and wat kind of action is trinity sliding sideways from a wall firing continuous bullets! but im going to judge this movie fairly because it isnt all that bad. the only parts i liked were wen the machines invaded zion and wen neo had a fight with agentsmith in the thick rain.
LOTR has great battle scenes and a lot of action. seeing 100 people against 10,000 orcs in the two towers really interested me in how they were going to win. it was also the most exciting battle scene i had seen until the return of the king. looking at 600,000 orcs against 200,000 men and remembering the battle scene from helms deep i was expecting the best  battle scene i had ever seen in my whole life. and you know wat? IT WAS! it was particularly exciting when rohans forces came to help minas tirith and wen the huge elephants enterd the battle and also wen aragorn jumps out of the boat, looking as if hes all alone and then out of nowhere, an army of the dead rush forward and wipe out all the orcs on the battlefield.(sorry for any spoilers!)
so as you can see, i have more favourite parts in lotr than the matrix but they r both good movies! anyone can post me back just start with "lotr vs the matrix" in the beggining of your post or just email me at liksoong@hotmail.com with the subject as lotr vs the matrix.

Fag   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2004 10:06 AM

Shut up you little 12 year old fag. I hope you get ass fucked by a phedophille named Bubba.

RE: Fag   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2004 12:47 PM

ur the fag! havent you got anything intelligent to say instead of fag!
go to rehab u mental fagott! if u dont like wat i say then this isnt the place for u!
maybe www.gays.com is!
find a girlfriend or a boyfriend! if ur a boy then get a boyfriend if ur a girl get a girlfriend!
im a boy and ive got a girl friend!

STEPH: man u sound like drugged up faggot to me!

BIENE: wat hv u got against 13 year old kids? is it cuz u wont be able to have any kids since ur gay? FAGGOTT!!

SAMA:hey,FAG! u insultin my friend here! nobody does dat! if i could see u on the street one day, i would pound u to china!

TANA:hahahahahahahaha fuck man u sure have no brains insulting our gang. sama would rip u apart if he found out were u lived! so keep ur mouth shut! fag!

Internet Crew = Aint got shit to do   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2004 5:01 PM

Ill probably get blasted for this by your entire gang of cool internet pals. But I think that you take this whole deal too seriously. You guys are probably a bunch of fat children who talk shit all day and sit on their lazy asses in front of the computer all the time. You guys are pathetic...

RE: Internet Crew = Aint got shit to do   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2004 7:55 PM

you want a bet? you want to see wat we look like?

where do u live u homo shit?
and if u dont tell us then i guess ur just chicken shit! and wat do u mean fat? none of us r fat at all!
post back chicken shit!

RE: Internet Crew = Aint got shit to do   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2004 8:01 PM

oh yea, the reason were always online is because were always waiting for a bus to take us to see a movie or to go to someplace to hang out. sitting around a computer all day isnt good for your health. today i saw the last samurai which by the way is a vey cool movie. and besides,were still young so wat r u doing arguing against a bunch of thirteen year olds? now thats wat i call pathetic!

Hi   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2004 5:53 AM

Hello! This is Tom Cruise here just hanging with my Pals Al Pacino, Joe Pesci and Jack Black. I'm glad you liked my latest movie but you really should go suck Michael Jackson's dick in prison with your gang of imaginary friends.

Al: He's right, you need to wake up and smell the Seamen dripping down you face, HOO-HAA!

Joe: Get this through your head you Jew mother fucker! You only exsist out here because of me!

Jack: Take your finger and stick it UP your ASS, and give me FOUR chicken McNuggets.

RE: Hi   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2004 9:19 AM

haha
Couldnt have said it better....lol..
That guy and his crew are a bunch a little bitches..oh yeah. If you want beef, I live in Vancouver and wouldnt mind to personally smash my fist against your head.

RE: Hi   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 21, 2004 1:00 PM

i bet u just one person! cant u do anything better than argue wit a bunch of 13 year olds?

pathetic.... and tom cruise, u r stranger than i thought. u really think we believe ur tom? god help u. instead of arguing wit 13 year olds go and do sumthing wit ur life! and u all got gay names too! internet nerds!

RE: Hi   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 21, 2004 1:05 PM

and who would want to suck michael jacksons dick? not me! you mightve done that, but we think thats just sick! and to the guy in vancouver, r u sure u live there? or r u just too chicken? if u live in nz then tell me! honestly,u and ur imaginary friends r so pathetic at pretending to be sumone else! get some friends! i actually know my friends and actually hang out wit them but u probably just used some random names to try and be coo. well ur not u fat internet nerd!

RE: Hi   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 21, 2004 1:11 PM

BRAD: hey JACK or whoever u r. u might have chicken nuggets up ur ass but we dont! get some surgery to remove them hmm? or r u so poor u have to manually do it with thongs? i bet ur all so poor that u have to go to a net cafe to check ur mail and u have to buy the pirated copys of movies! and seamen dripping down his face! wat kind of an idiot wants to have seamen down his face? was your dad giving u a blowjob while u were typing? and fucking moms is probably something u do in ur country but in ours,mums help u clean the house, cook and all the other stuff

With Karate I'll kick your ass   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2004 7:25 AM

Jack Black: Not too quick on the uptake are you squirt? I make up one half of the greatest rock band on the planet so you can go sit in your fucking tower!

RE: With Karate I'll kick your ass   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 22, 2004 11:39 PM

no i dont get wat ur saying. I MAKE UP HALF MY BAND! that must mean ur very fat! i understand why u NEED karate!  i met tom cruise while he was filming in n.z!i also got to talk to viggo mortensen and sean astin from lord of the rings for about 5-10 mins! put that in ur pipe and smoke it! and do u know who scribe is? he is da best n.z rapper and he lives across the road from me! and nesian mystic will kick ur ass! i dont see u at the big day out! so thats tom cruise,scribe,and nesian mystic! and ur band sux anyway. if u want to trade one of ur bands songs for one of my friends over msn. or does ur song suck so much that ur too ashamed to show it? and karate,ive been doing dat for 7 years now and its all a load of bull.its so easy its boring.itch ni san chi. god why do u do that crap? insted of karate i work out for free at the park or lifting weights at my friends house.karate is for people who get bullyed and want revenge. but getting bullyed at ur age is ridiculous.  and  cmon gimme ur email address and ill give u mine to send songs. if ur not too chicken! ANY excuse not to trade songs will classify u as chickening out! and by the way, im polynesian and so r nesian mystic.how do u plan to beat 10 polynesians the size of orcs? do u know how big polynesians are? look it up on the internet or ask ur friends. and also ask them how big samoans are! ull have to get through 14 of them! and one of them is sama! the guy who talked to one of u b4! hes big as the rock from wwe! and hes 20 years old! speaking of the rock,one of my friends is related to the rock and he gave us free tickets to watch welcome to the jungle! i grew up wit my boyz and we look out for each other. so theres no way ur going to get past the rock, 30 people who r bigger than the urak hai from lord of the rings and i could also ask tom to sue you since ive got his cell phone number yesterday from helen clark our primeminister.there is no such thing as a small polynesian! ur just a shrimpy white guy who needs karate! so post back with ur email address and wat time ull be online! THE ROCKS GONNA KICK UR ASS IF U COME NEAR ME!

Jack Black is a coward!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 23, 2004 7:16 PM

if u dont reply back wit ur msn address or if u dont have one, get one! i bet u dont even have a song to send me u dumb liar!

if u dont reply back in five days then u r officially scared of a 13 year old! well be waiting and in four days,my friends new single will be coming out! so its five days or u quit and bow down to some kids! wuss

Chill   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2004 9:50 AM

bit slow arn't ya, jack blacks from Tenacious D and that guy posting isn't really him. But anyway, i thought this was a forum about LoTR, not a website for kids who want to talk about all the famous people they know and how big they're gang is. Try living in the real world. P.S. the LoTR trilogy is the best series of films ever made! anyone seen any of PJ's old films?

RE: Chill   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 25, 2004 3:15 PM

yea.sryy bout that. and i agree wit u,lotr is the best trilogy ever mande! i havent seen any of his old films though.i think i saw the frighteners wen i was young. michaei j fox was in it right?

Rock!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 7:02 AM

Jack is back! And he's here to rock your fucking socks off! Dude, listen. Next time me and KG are down in New Zealand come and see us, I'll show you how to kill a yak from 500 yards... WITH MIND BULLETS!

RE: Rock!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 28, 2004 11:50 PM

ok. right. who r u again? oh thats right! your jack black! y havent u given me ur msn address or email or something like that? and u looked pretty worried at the golden globes! scared of my friends? did u talk to tom? far out,u waited five days so u wouldnt have to send me one of ur stupid songs, and by the way, school of rock suxbig time! ive been moving in to high school these past few weeks, datings fun! hell, i got a hot english girlfriend with one of the best tans i have ever seen, and im half asian! ur not black jack by the way! ur too scared to send me one of the songs that made it to the top ten in the american music charts, and ur afraid to send it to a thirteen year old! that jst cracks me up! and i dont care if jacks back or not cuz ur not jack!even if u were jack, u were putting on a worried face at the golden globes! u didnt even look at the camera properly! ahahahah! and youll kill a yak using mind bullets? uve seen the matrix TOO many times now. i think u should stop! u r soooo dumb. i wouldnt drain my brain trying to shoot bullets out of it to kill a yak! i would USE my brain and get a fucking gun and shoot it! dude... did u go to a school wen u were young? bonnie over here dont think so . she thinks ur a total knob! anyway, i have to MOVE my ass and go to the beach now. ur probably sitting there, typing ur next insult, well i think ur a pathetic loser who picks on little kids! ive already got people against u on dtheatre, one of my friends is gonna send u a computer virus! lol. now i wont be online for about a week, fuk dis shit, im gonna get a tan wit ma girl! c ya dik head!

e-JACK-ulator   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2004 3:55 AM

Dude, listen. Jack's all about the music baby, that and the hard fucking. Being on the road so much means I kinda don't get a chance to log on so often, plus it's hard getting up at the crack of noon everyday. You want to listen to a song of mine? Go and buy my Tenacious D album and be prepared to be rocked to your very soul. Oh, and some advice for you and your new girlfriend, you want to make sure you don't disappoint the ladies you gotta start doing some cock-pushups bro. You know, where you lay down flat on the ground and you let your boner lift you up off the ground.  You can only really do one but one is all you need.

crap   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2004 11:47 AM

i dont know, just thought i'd say you are a complete loser. got nothing better to do than spend an hour typing out the longest post ever? to someone you'll probably never meet? so you can boast about 'ure girl'? and you homosexual buddies that send people viruses? and have really bad grammar? get a life, mate

RE: crap   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 29, 2004 8:12 PM

it took 5 mins to type this out. and i only spend time on computer 2 hours a week cuz i got better stuff to do a a teen. y da hell do u think i got bad grammar? im just abbreviating the word like txt messages on a phone. oh, SORRY, u cant afford a cell phone! and the only reason my buddys sendin u viruses is cuz ur a fukin loser! cant u get a date or something?  ur dacomputer nerd around here! arguing with a 13 year old! i bet ur girlfriends all fat and blubbery and wears glasses that have 3 inch frames! yup, thats the one, cuz thats all u can afford! lol!

RE: crap   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 29, 2004 8:18 PM

it took 5 mins to type this out. and i only spend time on computer 2 hours a week cuz i got better stuff to do a a teen. y da hell do u think i got bad grammar? im just abbreviating the word like txt messages on a phone. oh, SORRY, u cant afford a cell phone! and the only reason my buddys sendin u viruses is cuz ur a fukin loser! cant u get a date or something?  ur dacomputer nerd around here! arguing with a 13 year old! i bet ur girlfriends all fat and blubbery and wears glasses that have 3 inch frames! yup, thats the one, cuz thats all u can afford! lol! oh yea, my friends helped me out, thats y its so long. by the way, none of us are fat, we spent the whole day at the beach running around, swimming, surfing which is wat we usually do! my girl here thinks that u r a complete loser who needs to go to rehab!~ dont denie it! ur a geek ok? dont bother posting back, well jst come up wit another post saying how the most popular people in school think ur a loser. u ever been bullied or teased by a popular girl? this is wat bonnies gonna do to u! if u want her picture, gimme ur msn address, and yes i know this post is incredibly long cuz evryones typing on it. our bus is here so, well be hanging out at the park or city while use ur chubby fingers to post back! BONNIE: c ya, dont hate cuz im beatiful! lol!

Bonnie sucks balls   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2004 7:27 AM

I think Bonnie is a huge hoe

stupid shit   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2004 1:52 PM

Holy crap! can you not see what a complete fucking wanker you are??

RE: Bonnie sucks balls   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 30, 2004 9:11 PM

ok. ur weird. y would i go out with someone whos a huge hoe? shes got the best body,face and tan in the world 4 her age! and didnt i tell u to give me your msn address to send u our pics! y da hell am i smater than u? dont be jelous cuz ull never get a girlfriend! nand for the last time! if you want her pic then gimme ur msn or email, NUMBNUTS!

RE: stupid shit   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 31, 2004 1:10 AM

nope i cant! sorry jackass! and anyone who says bonnie is ugly is pretty stupid! honestly,if u hate the way bonnie looks, u hate how christina aguleira looks! and no more mockin and on wit da subject alredy!

meh   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2004 8:20 AM

I cant say I read any of the books, but I felt the movie partially sucked.

Visually : stunning. Better than anything in the Matrix for sure. But at the end of the day its all computer stuff. You're really only limited by today's technology so to call a movie stunning for how it looks isnt really that much credit to the makers as it is to technology, which will continue to improve anyway.

I understand that there was simply too much story to tell...and in fact i think thats why the story is meant for a book rather than the big screen. I was annoyed by the slow progress.

The last hour was one of the biggest jokes i'd ever seen. HOW MANY GODDAMN ENDINGS are there left, and i thought that quite a few times. This was simply a happy end overload. Did they really have to tie up every single small sub-story??? Theres like 15 goddamn endings

My girlfriend and I both started to laugh near the end...a hilarious attemps at making a tearjerker...

Interesting fairy tale, if thats your thing... but give me Tarantino's movies anyday. Cant wait for the second part of Kill Bill. That is cinema.

i second that   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2004 2:38 PM

christina aguilera is a huge hoe too, seriously. fucking americans piss me off

Come clean   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2004 5:55 AM

Come on direoswald a jokes a joke, why don't you just come clean and admit your just a 30 year old obese man living in his moms basement just trying to fuck with everyone by pretending he's a pathetic annoying kid. Come on, your not that much of a loser are you?

RE: i second that   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 2, 2004 1:27 PM

omg,u dont like how christina aguileira looks? wat did ur mom tech u? to like boys insted of girls?

RE: Come clean   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 2, 2004 1:30 PM

4 da fucking last time, if u dont believe a word i said,gimme ur name and ill send u a pic wit a sign saying watever ur name is,is a stupid kid hater! dont ask me again! freak! and no,im only 13 at n.z auckland city! if ya dont believe me! then go check ur i.q! stop picking on a buch of kids will ya? loser

SAY WAT U WANNA SAY!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 2, 2004 5:32 PM

man im only 13 years old, im gonna make u old nerds feel cold, gonna rap u 2 death u guys boring as macbeth fix ur breath i can smell it like bad food from a chef, u made me crazy, im rappin while u pickin daises, raping babies gonna launch a cannon at u from da navy, splatter u like potato and gravy. mock me again ill come back wit a new pack of insults,u picked da wrong kid watch wat u say and did, my gangs gonna fuck u up, 40,000 polynesians gonna smack u up till u drop down, in my town then im gonna punch u to china town,go to the beach and make u drown wit a dressing gown, u see wat i can do im a gangsta, like 50 cent sayz u jst a wanksta, any body who dislikes me or bonnie, jst dont hate on me im dating my girl bonnie, THE prettyiest girl in da world 4 her age, u gays r stuck in a cage, nothin to do but express ur rage at me over the net, but ull regret wat u said bout me , dont copy me by comin back wit ur own pack o insults u cant stop me, ill rap till u shut up back up off me, ur breath stinks so, dont come close to me,u gettin beaten by a 13 year old dis is how im gonna make u feal cold, make u feel old , im gonna slice u to bits, open u up like a packet of chips,hear ur body rip, put ice inside u, till ur heart shrivels up inside u, chuck u over the bridge, with the help of mathew ridge, then everyones gonna celebrate ur death, including the stinky chef, n.z rules dont forget that, ud better run lose some weight b4 u get fat, by the way u smell like a rat who just got run over by a speeding cattalact, eaten by a cat, get the message through ur head, if ur gang comes near me, they'd all be dead.

BONNIE: thats right, get my boyz on ya ,like a bunch of pit bulls that want a scrap of ya,my boyfriends gonna blind u stab u till u cant stand u understand? da gangs gonna come again, oh no uve chickened out again! go back to ur chicken house and stand wait there, hes comin 4 ya right there, trashing up ur house like its a silky blouse, while u fight im gonna be watchin , rootin for n.z and screamin I WANT U DEAD! so get it right, b4 they beat u up faster than the speed o light,its a delight, u  fizz up like a can of sprite, thats just been shaked a million times,just like my rhymes , my pocket moneys 50 dimes, think about all the times, wen u were callin me a hoe, now thats a crime, its my turn to shine , ur i.qs 9 , omg look at the time, ive got more rhymes next time i c ya, ull be in a seisure, cuz my bf gonna make u c if uve grown up, if u dont then well blow u up,laterz im bored ill be waitin at the beach surfin on my board!

p.s post back 4 another round of this!

no   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2004 6:14 AM

Oh wow! Anyway, what would that prove? That you can pay some random kid a couple of bucks to hold up a sign so you can take a picture?

RE: no   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 4, 2004 1:00 AM

DIS IS FROM TWO 13 YEAR OLDS HOO THINK UR TOTAL LOSERS!


SON OF A bitch,can u do better? id slice u,cut u into  whipped cheddar,of course u should know, that im way BETTER! to me, ur jst a rotten fish fretter,a news reporter ,reportin da friggin weather, masturbatin wit ur dads cheap mouldy leather,

so, if u think,that im not 2 good,try it urself, cuz ill b in da hood, ull be runnin like u should,and ill jst get out my GUN, have me sum fun and blow out all ur cum, YES i know i sound phycotic hypnotic cuz im TOXIC u can bet on it,

i rap SUPERBLY!! u probably rap like a little girly! ur pubic hairs gettin 2 curly!
OOPS! someone needs a shave, u all need to behave, if u dont, ill send u to your grave, fat morons,instead of girls, its pizza u crave!

u want 10 times long? ill give u ten times long! itll be longer than a friggin techno song! this is the 4th paragraph, 6 more to go, if i cant fit it in, ill have 2 to show! im gonna grow,grow higher than the eminem show! u cant stop me!

ull be beggin 4 more! wen i get a album, itll get sold out in 500,000 stores! ur all a bunch of whores! too poor 4 apple cores! 2 poor 4 sex on  shores, block out ur pimple pores!

its over, i rush like a land rover,im gonna bowl u over, im a supa nova,
i dont even know wat da HELL DAT MEANS! all i know is im tight like skin tight jeans! crap, if any of u think u can rap, have a type while im takin a nap.

SHIT! U guys ARE lyrically slow, im gonna melt u all like virgin  white snow, right now, im looser than a fuckin yoyo,  which is making me go all super hyper bozo,  do any of u believe in nirvana? Cuz all of u sound like u on marijiuana!  Fukin wit 10 inch bananas!

man,ill give u all a knock, bigger than the muscles of wwe's THE ROCK, i bet u all sit down and lick a big cock, ill chuck u in a cage wit my gang,and keep it locked!

BONNIE:im gonna make u fear! gonna make u shed some tears! for a couple of years, im gonna switch my gears, into freestyle rap battlyin, swifter than a javelin, gonna go travelin, wit my man u understand? hurt me he'll make sure u never stand again!

so there have it! to us u just a faggot! im swifter than a rabbit,
were fit as fit can be, shes skinny and im muscley! dont believe me? ill send u a pic of ME AND BONNIE! thats the end im goin wit my friends, to get on wit my life where the fun never ends!

I admit it!   reply

Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 4, 2004 7:02 AM

Ok, I admit it! i'm just a 30 year old virgin who gets off on pretending he's 13! I'm sorry!





















I also have homosexual tendences.

lol!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2004 2:05 PM

lol, u like garage music? fucking loser!

RE: I admit it!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 12:29 AM

DA DUDE ABOVE ME ,IS NOT ME! HES A LOW LIFE LOSER WIT NOTIN ELSE TO DO BUT STEAL OTHER PEOPLES ADDRESSES CUZ HE CANT AFFORD HIS OWN!

PS. IF I SAY ANYTHING STUPID ABOUIT MYSELF,ITS NOT ME!
FRIGGIN LOSER NERD, HACK 4 A LIVING DO YA?

RE: lol!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 12:31 AM

smart ass loser. wat da hell is garage music u jackass hillbilly!
id like to see u rap! ud probabaly start wit about 10 yoyoyoys b4 u actually rap! did i use da word YO? nOOOO!

TO DA FAKE DIREOSWALD!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 1:34 AM

that is a cheap imatation of me. ur rap syllables SUCK! u cant rap, face it im da best out of all of u! im straight,y would i go out wit a guy? idiot.. dis is how its done NEWZEALAND MUZIC!!

So u wanna be me, U CAN NEVER BE ME! ud better flee and stop smokin trees, all my friends here agree, but right now, i just wanna b free, wanna be me wanna b everything i can b!

but the cheap imatations here r getin me wrong, FUCKING NERD, U JST A STUPID CHING CHONG!

hell, who thinks im great? ive ben rappin all da way, ever since I WAZ 8!

bonnie, i love u, i would never make u hurt, all we do apart from talk is stand up and flirt, weve ben through a lot 2gether, throgh all sorts of weather, so far, weve be goin,smooth as a feather, we always get together, me and my crew, at the top of da mall its a wonderful view,its sparkling just like its brand new, but nows its my cue, me and my crew, r gonna show dis imposter that there r few, LIKE ME, its da 20th century, my words r lengthly! its februray, u gonna see how far I can see!

u alwayz cum bak wit a comment or mock, while i rap, my rhymes r solid az rock!

my words are automatic,my rhymes r jst pneumatic,  u know ur jst a faggot, so poor u eat maggots,

EVERYBODY! LISTEN UP!  VOTE HOOS BETTER AT RAPPIN, ME OR THE FAKE DIREOSWALD OR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TAKE A SHOT AT IT! BE HONEST NOW, I CAN THINK OF A 3 MINUTE RAP SONG IN 5 MINS LIKE I DID JUST NOW! UVE BEN WARNED!

Fakers ain't got nufik on me!   reply

Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 4:44 AM

Whoever the nerd is who keeps pretending to be me everyone needs to know that its not me cos i  wud never rap as bad as that! MY RAPPING IS DA COOLIST OF DA COOL! IN NZ IM KNOWN AS THE WHITE EMINEM! YOU THINK IM LYING!?

im the master o' disaster, wicky wicky wild, im just being mild, hip hop a-hippity hop no yo don't stop, now this is the story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down, and i'd like ta take a minute just sit right dare, i'll tell yo how i became the prince of a town called bel-air, in west philadelfia born an raised, on the playground where i spent most of ma days, chillin out maxing relaxin all cool, and shootin some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple o' guys said we're up in no good, started makin trouble in ma neighbourhood, i got in one little fight an ma mom got scared, an said you're movin wit yo ante an uncle in bel-air, i begged an pleaded wit her the other day, but she packed ma suitcase an sent me on ma way, she gave me a kissin and she gave gave me ma ticket, i put m walkman on and said i might as well kick it, first class, yo dis iz bad, drinkin orange juice outta  a champagne glass, is dis what the people of bel-air livin like, Hmm dis might be alright! I whistled for a cab an when it came near the license plate said fresh an had dice in the mirror, if anythin i could say that dis cab was rare, but i thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air, I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, an i yelled to the cabby yo home smell yer later, looked at ma kingdom i waz finally there, to sit on ma throne as da prince of bel-air... word.


FAKERS WANT ANOTHER ROUND!? BRING IT ON BABY!

RE: Fakers ain't got nufik on me!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:01 PM

u aint me! we rap differently! u idiot! my techewrs know,friends know and i knmow! u tryin to stel my rap song r u? poor bastard. if u want a rap battle all u gotta do is ask! bny da way,ur rhyming needs to be in time wit ur syllables! stupid fake! i challenge u to a rap battle! use ur own name too

dis from all my friends!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:18 PM

I'm hearin' you still talking that shit but none of your actions here are speakin' to me
I'm talkin' it, walkin' it, my stompin' style will stop your movement'
Hold up who's this? (aarrah!) Still leavin' you with cuts and bruises
So cut the bullshit, before I rrrrock your face with a pool stick
Dirty, Dawnraid and Frontline, P-Money, Scribe, Savage and Con Psy
Everybody is feelin' that shit, I'm out your speakers like Ill Semantics
On stage for the crowd reaction, Everyone just bounce your asses
Keep it movin', uh-huh, New Zealand music
South Auckland raise your arms!!
Let me see you throw it up!!
And I will always represent my crew decep-deceptikonz! What!!

You know who this is, act right
It's the kid comin' up that's flow is untapped
Wrote enough drafts, know enough raps, off the head skill that'll crush cats
But it's hard to spit without comin' off arrogant
And y'all insist on droppin' comparisons
And y'all who sit, mouths runnin' and chatterin'
Get off my dick, you're so fuckin' embarrassing
Y'all don't want no part of this, upon this ish
I serve the ill like a pharmacist, I'm on to this
I've been broke like promises
so if you get me started kid you're gonna see the consequence and y'all
Don't want that
'Cos I stay on, gimme you're words to play on
and I'ma make your writtens look thick like you lost your pen and wrote it in crayon
But yo, y'all should play the back like scenery
I'm dope, the writings on the wall like graffiti
So, y'all can't even hold your own
You get a manicure if you're goin' toe to toe
Suppose you know, that I treat tracks like kicks 'cos I'm clean when I lace mine
I break minds, If I put a watch in a bum bag that's the only scene where I waste time
Let's go

Scribe's here so give it up,
I never put the mic down when I pick it up
I rip it up so dope this year, everybody want a hit of us,wat wat?
But y'all need to breathe because you're hiccin' up
We refuse to leave you can't get rid of us
Yo, they think I'm drugs because I come in the club
and I be dancin' by myself like I don't give a fuck, what-what?
Scribe on the mic I write an elegant flow
Even drop adagio for the lyrically slow
Not hypothetically, physically lettin' you know
I got my rhyme packed tight and we're ready to go
Made some mistakes in the past, that was yesterday
Today I'm on my way to a better way
Forever bringing together what you separate
So whether, you like it or not I'ma elevate
You know this rhyme is me takin' time to celebrate
Relax and take a breath y'all ,
I'm here to stay and not goin' away
And can I get a 'yes yall'? yes-yes y'all!!
ooh-ooooh!
Theres...check it out
No...check it out
One...check it out (ain't noone like me!)
Like me


Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, thank you! it's all good when you come to my hood
Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, Yeah!
Thank you!
Very much!
Peace!

n.z muzic!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:33 PM

Every MC, in this industry, wants one thing
To be the best, in the top of their game
You want it?  Come and get me!

Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day

Yo Shan, lets take 'em

You couldn't rock a joint with a mic and a pound of week
You couldn't get a point across with a pen and a key a pee
You couldn't get high as me with two tabs of LSD
Cool as a cucumber with two sticks of celery
Spit like watermelon pips from your jojoba lips
Hands mo callus can see excel from the mics I read
My rhyme patterns supreme mm the baddest
Fresh - woo - my flows the fattest
Yeah and I gotta do this for those that never had it
But climbed the ladder only to watch all their dreams shatter
They doubled my pain; I tripled my skills in hip-hop
Quadrupled my strength, quintupled my props - yo
I got it locked yo and I'm ready to drop yo
And you can hit me with everything that you got yo
But I will not fall or trip over obstacles
Its logical I'm gonna run hip hop into the cortical



Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day

First two I stepped up and I made moves
I stay true and like flows I paid dues
And came thru sliced inviters like blade two
Cos they knew I came to take our fake crews
And take YOU
If this is what it comes down to
Trying to break thru and go triple platinum like Che Fu (true)
Still I'm tighter then the El Kita with corn bread
Lines heavy like if you wake the whole with Dawn Raid
F*ck them and let them see I'm all yeah
I went to the true school like DJ Sir Vere
So who the, who the f*ck said that Scribe was in deep
Yo I'm deep like Mareko's voice tone when he speaks
And I'm ill like Uneepa with skills to pay the bills this year
And MCs is getting cut like One Tree Hill, for real
I'm still the baddest MC to grab a pad and a pen
Go tell ya friend Scribe is at it again.  Yeah


Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since ...

I complete the - be like the snarer come crisp and clear
I'm here to test MCs like it's their 5th form year
We 'bout to find out who is and who isn't prepared
About to make your arse disappear into thin air
Ask DJ Shan; yo I've been up in here
You'd better get it crystal clear your skill just doesn't compare
They're asking who's the best in the underground
No question the best is on the f*cken mic right now!



Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day

Yeah now come and get me, I'm waiting
I'll still be here ... when you're ready

RE: Fakers ain't got nufik on me!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2004 4:19 PM

to the fake dieoswald. the rap about bel-air was off a show called the fresh prince of bel air. starring will smith who wrote that song u just typed.

LOOKED AT MY KNIGDOM I WAZ FINALLY DERE,TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS DA PRICE OF BEL AIR.

ur in n.z u moron so how can u be prince of bel air? first u copy me, then u copy will smiths song, low life.
oh yea,my insults dont go 2 anyone but the fake direoswald,(da 1 copying the song from da tv show) so dont b offended,im just protecting my personality!

everyone! listen up!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 8, 2004 7:37 PM

I came a long way since back in the day
From a teenager trying to make a rap in this way
Ever since I was a kid I had something to say
Rocking mics was a dream I didn't care about pay
I sacrificed late nights and going out with my friends
Just to stay home alone with my pad and my pen
Had my eyes on my prize, my mind on my goal
As I carved these rhymes out with my hear and my soul
I didn't have a CD; all I had was a tape
On the dole thru my flow was my only escape
From a world where they didn't wanna see my prevail
Didn't wanna see me take it all
They'd rather see me fail

Its like ...

[CHORUS]
I was down and out
Struggling
Wondered how I'm gonna make it thru
I got a dream (I got a dream)
Holding old (I'm gonna hold on)
I can't let go cos I gotta make it come true

Hey yo
I got a dream to make it big in New York
Give up the drugs and alcohol
I didn't want to distort
My vision to be living life to the full
And I wouldn't of made it if it wasn't for you
You picked me up every time that I fell
When I was going thru hell you told me that I would prevail
You said I had exactly what it took to be great
That I was young and in the future would a man I would make
Its like you saw something in me I couldn't see
You said I would succeed and be anything I wanted to be
I'm 23 and I just wanna be me
Wanna be free
Wanna be everything I can be
But I don't have many choices
Can't afford to be wrong
All I do is try to stay true to the words of my song
Just don't hesitate and wait too long
Cos like a dream when you wake up its gone ... its gone

[CHORUS]
I was down and out
Struggling
Wondered how I'm gonna make it thru (I had no money in my pockets)
I got a dream (all I had was a pad and a pen)
Holding old (that's all I ever needed)
I can't let go cos I gotta make it come true

Hey yo
It was a sunny day and we were feeling high
Jamming the song underneath the baby blue sky
Thinking 'bout in the time when we were so poor
'Member the kids used to laugh at the clothes we wore
We always knew one day that things were gonna change
And from that day I was never gonna be the same
I went to sleep that night; I dreamt I touched the sky
And ever since I've been trying to keep my dream alive
So when you see this Scribe, dropping the Ill'ed rhyme
To find how I'm living mine in this day and time
I'm working 9 to 5; I'm slaving over beats
Its hard work living the dream I hardly ever sleep
I'm in the rhythm deep, Yo just trying to do my thing
Its funny when you shine and people hate to see the gleam
No matter what they say keep on doing what you do
And don't give up cos only you can make that dream come true

fake direoswald   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 6:56 AM

i see that the fake direoswald iz 2 scared 2 come back for another round of rap! run away wit yur tail between your legs? You obviously know wen yur beat, now im gonna finish you off wit some grandmaster rappin right outta NZ.
Wild wild west, jim west, desperado, rough rider, no yo don't want nada, none of this, six gunin dis, brotha runnin did, buffalo soldier, look it's like i told ya, any damsel dats in distress, be outta dat dress when she meet jim west, rough neck so go check the law an abide, watch yo step with flex an get a hole in yo side, swallow yo pride, don't let your lip react, you don't wanna see ma hand where ma hip be at, with Artemus, from da start of dis, runnin the game, james west tamin the west so remember da name, now who yo gonna call? not da G.B's, now who yo gonna call? G double E G, if yo have a riff wit people wanna bust, break out before yo get bumrushed at the wild wild west. when I roll into da wild wild west, when I stroll into da wild wild west, when I bounce into da wild wild west, we going straight to the wild wild west, we going straight to the wild wild west, now now now now once upon a time in da west, mad man lost his damn mind in da west, loveless givin up a dime nothin' less, now I must put his behind to da test, can yo feel me? Then through the shadows, in ma saddle, ready for battle, bring all yo boys in, here come da poison, behind ma back, all da riffin' ya did, front and center, now where yo lip at kid, who dat is a mean brotha, bad for yo health, lookin damn good though if I could say it  myself, told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear dat, got mad weapons too, ain't tryin to hear dat, tryin to bring down me, this champion? When y'all clowns gonna see that it can't be done, understand me son, i'm da slickest dere is, i'm da quickest dere is, did I say I'm da slickest dare is? So if yo barkin up da wrong tree we comin, don't be startin nothin, me an ma partner gonna test your chest Loveless, can't stand da heat/ Then get out the wild wild west. We going straight to the wild wild west, we going straight to the wild wild west. To any outlaw tryin to draw, thinkin yo bad, any draw on west best with a pen an a pad, don't even think about it, six gun weighin a ton, 10 paces an turn, just for fun, son, up till sundown, rolling around, see where da bad guys are to be found an make 'em lay down, the defenders of the west, crushin on pretenders in da west, don't mess with us cuz we're in da wild wild west.
THINKIN YOU BAD NOW FAKER? I CAN DO THIS ALL FUCKING NIGHT BABY! BRING IT ON!

fake direoswald   reply

Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 9, 2004 7:44 AM

SHUT UP FAG! TO EVERYONE, THIS FAKER IS NOT THE REAL DIREOSWALD! HE IS JUST TRYING TO BE ME BECAUSE HE KNOWS I CAN RAP AND HE CAN'T!!!

I'm hearin' you still taking that shit but none of your actions here are speakin' to me
I'm talkin' it, walkin' it, my stompin' style will stop your movement'
Hold up who's this? (aarrah!) Still leavin' you with cuts and bruises
So cut the bullshit before I rrrrock your face with a pool stick
Dirty, Dawnraid and Frontline, P-Money, scribe, savage and con Psy
These are all my boyfriends dog
Everybody is feelin' that shit, I'm eating it an out your speakers like Ill Seamen
On stage for the crowd reaction, Everyone just bounce on my ass
Keep it movin', uh-huh, New Zealand music sucks major balls
South Aucland raise your arms!!
Let me see you throw it up!! And then let me eat it up!!
And I will always represent my crew decep-deceptikonz! What!!

You know who this is, act right
It's the kid comin' up your ass
Wrote enough drafts, know enough raps, off the head skill that'll crush cats
But it's hard to spit the cum cos it tastes so good
And y'all insist on droppin' comparisons
And y'all who sit, mouths runnin' and chatterin'
Get off my dick, it's my turn for an ass pounding
Y'all don't want no part of this, uopn this ish
I serve the ill like a pharmacist, I'm on to this
I've been broke like promises
so if you get me started kid you're gonna see the consequences and y'all
Don't want that
'Cos I stay on, gimmie you're words to suck dick on
and I'ma make your writtens look thick like you lost your pen and wrote in my ass
But yo, y'all should play the back like scenery
I'm dope, the writings on the wall like graffiti
So y'all can't even hold your own
While I'm having phone sex with my moma on the telephone
You get a manicure if you're goin' toe to toe
Suppose you know, that I treat tracks like kicks 'cos I'm clean when I lace mine
I break minds, If I put a watch in a bum that's the only scene where I waste time having gay fun
Let's go

Scribe's here so give it up,
I never put the mic down cos I fuck it up
I rip it up so dope the year, everybody want a hit of us, I'm getting fucked in here, wat wat?
But y'all need to breathe because you're hiccin' up
We refuse to leave until we get knocked up
Yo, they think I'm drugs because I come in the club
and I be dancin' by myself because I have no friends, what-what?
Scribe on the mic I write an elegant flow
Even drop adagio for the retardedly slow (like me)
Not hypotheically, physically lettin' you know
I got my ass packed tight with dick and we're ready to go
Made some mistakes in the past, that was yesterday
Today I got aids and I'm in a bad way
Forever bringing together what you seperate
So whether, you like it or not I'ma masturbate
You know this rhyme is takin' time to celebrate
Relax and take a breath y'all ,
I'm here to stay and not goin' away
Cos I have no life and this is all I do y'all
And can I get a 'yes yall'? yes-yes y'all!!
ooh-ooooh! I think I'm gonna cum
Theres...check it out
No...check it out
One...check it out (ain't noone as retarded as me!)
Like me

Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, thank you! it's all good when you come to my hood
Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, Yeah!
Thank you! Very much!
Peace!

sad   reply

Posted by siberian (No Email) on February 9, 2004 10:59 AM

This thread actually contained some interesting posts until it degenerated into wave upon wave of prepubescent threats. Seriously, I'm sure you really must have something better to do with your lives than post message after message of this rubbish. I'm not gonna get involved in any kind of argument because it's not worth it with some guy on the other side of the world sat in front of a computer who I know nothing about and I?m never even going to see. So if you want to throw some insults at me, go ahead. And get a life.

RE: sad   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 9, 2004 7:32 PM

hey,it wasnt me who posted that comment! it was a fake direoswald!
srry about any thing that offended u 2. no hard feelings

RE: fake direoswald   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 9, 2004 7:33 PM

how da hell could i have no friends when my friend wrote that song and its now selling no 1 around da country?
i didnt want to mock u,
and i still dont so go away!

RE: fake direoswald   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 9, 2004 7:35 PM

stop copying songs from everyone else like will smith!
i said bring it on ages ago with ur own
nae!
if ur 2 chicken 2 face me,then well jst call it a truce and go away.
if u want a rap battle, ask!

RE: fake direoswald   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 9, 2004 8:05 PM

can u please stop copying my song?
i dont want to rap but the kid will if u want.
i hope dis stops u frm mockin,imitating will smith or me,dis goes from the real direoswald to the fake direoswald.

yo,i believe ur cool, but im stuck in school,
my rappin is defence not a tool,
were both cool,we rap like gouls,scare people off and make our own rules.
gimme ur msn,then we can rap battle 4 fun then,

stop mockin each other god made us ALL as brothers, all of us each have our mothers who act like our covers,

i dont wanna get my gun,i just wanna have fun,hang out wit bonnie under the blue sky and the warm sun,

i respect everybody with equall respect,we all have our secrets and our evil neglect, but i got angry,my brain had to eject,rejecting da values of life,i waz rappin about stabbin u wit a knife!

lets all talk about dis, brother 2 brother,sis 2 sis,
were all actin like were all loveless!
were makin people feel bad!especially me,will smith and other peoples moms and dads!

lets call it a truce! weve all got to face the truth! ur a grown man and im a young youth!

im the guy who wrote the song with the bit, ILL ROCK YOUR FACE WITH A POOLSTICK! my names savage! go n.z!

hey fake direoswald, dis is all a game! ive got friends,got fortune and fame!
so im jst helpin da kid, help him become famous,which u forbid!
well call it even, cuz hes believen,hes gonna make it without ur teasin!

ps. fake direoswald, us ur own name,and give me ur msn adress so we can rap battle each other!
would it help to say were sorry?
and to give u competion,
we could kik ur5 ass!
that should tempt u enough to give me ur msn,if u want to fight,dont do it here! lets take it out on msn!

ps,i think everyones gettin pissed at our comments!lol

dudes   reply

Posted by random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 8:34 PM

hey! lay off on the real direoswald! hes just a kid!
anyway,his rhymes r cool! i know cuz im a rap fan!
he just wants to apologize 4 wat he did so y dont u accept it?then we can get on with the subject.

ps.real direoswald(i know which one you are)
u have some true talent! i downloaded ur friends song and it rocks!i recomend u people download it!

lmao! lol! rofl!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2004 7:45 PM

omg! this site is sooo weird! first,were talkin about lotr,then were talking about the matrix! now were talking about rapping!
lmao! u guys crack me up! by the way, i vote 4 the REAL direoswald!
(the one who brought up the rap first) i downloaded the song and it rocks! my sis and lil brother loved it!
anyway,thats one vote 4 the real direoswald, not the one who rapped about the west,ive never seen wild wild west so i cant call u a copy, i have seen the fresh prince of bel air, but ive never seen the song for it,
but my vote is still the real one.

rotk is the movie of the year!it simply just makes u want to pick up a sword and fight a urak hai! or go on a adventure or quest!
i saw the movie twice in the cinema cuz it was actually worth it, and loved it as much as the first time i saw it! the battle scenes reaaly stand out in this film,i havent read the book so i dont understand wat there saying,its the acting,battles,and the scenery!
its so cool! my son loved it,my husband, everybody i know likes the movie!

once again,lmao!
u guys really7 make me laugh! stop imatating the real thing( i cant remember his name), hes only 13 4 gods sake! and he isnt a fake either, cuz i talked 2 him on msn.he gave me some good rap lines!
if u want his msn, its
liksoong@hotmail.com

RE:   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2004 7:21 AM

Yes, you couldn't possibly be the same person.

RE: ROTK   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2004 7:24 AM

I think to be fair I should come clean with you. Someone posted up your password on another post so the 'fake diresowald' is probably pretty much everyone else on DTheatre having a go.

wtf?   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 11, 2004 7:18 PM

wat do u mean it was me?
i try to make peace on dis site which is pretty much the world of the nerds! im just here to answer back at remarks dat dumbasses make!
wats my password den?
god sakes! read it b4 u type!
i know that guy who posted about me!
y dont u download our song and listen!
if u dont want another rap song comin up about u,den shut the hell up!

True Direoswald   reply

Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 12, 2004 5:36 AM

The guy above is not me! don't listen to him, he's just a pretender to my crown.

On your mark ready set let's go
dance floor pro i know you know
i go psycho when my new joint hit
just can't sit
gotta get jiggy wit it
Ooh that's it
now honey honey come ride
you gotta Prada bag with alotta stuff in it
give it to your friend lets spin
everybody lookin' at me
glancin' at the kid
wishin' they was dancin' a jig
here with this handsome kid
ciga-cigar right from cuba-cuba
i just bite it
it's for the look i don't light it
illway the an-may on the ance-day oor-flay
givin' up jiggy make it feel like foreplay
yo, my car, yo it's infinate ha ha
Big Willie style's all in it
Gettin' jiggy wit it

What you wanna ball with the kid?
Watch your step you might fall
tryin' to do what i did
mama-unh mama-unh i'm come closer
in the middle of the club wit the rub-a-dub dub
no love for the haters, the haters
mad cause i got floor seats wit the Lakers
see me on the fifty yard line wit the Raiders
met Ali he told me i'm da greatest
i got the fever for the flavour of a crowd pleaser
DJ play another
from the prince of this
your highness
only mad chicks ride in ma whips
south to the west to the east to the north
brought ma hits and watch 'em go off a go off
ah yes yes y'all and ya don't stop
in the winter or the summertime
i makes it hot
gettin jiggy wit 'em

Eight-fifty I.S if yo need a lift
who's the kid in the drop?
who else, yo feelin' it?
livin' that life some consider a myth
rock from south street to one two fifth
women used to tease me
give it to me now nice and easy
since i moved up like George and Wheezy
cream to the maximum i be askin' 'em
would you like to bounce with the brother that's platinum?
never see me attackin' 'em
rather play ball with Shaq and um,
flatten 'em
psyche
kiddin'
you thought i took a spill
but i didn't
trust the lady of my life she hittin'
hit her with a drop top with the ribbon
crib for my mom on the outskirts of Philly
Yo tryin' to flex on me?
don't be silly



Regester with your own name and we can have a real rapping contest, but stop copying me.

god, cant u rhyme?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2004 7:38 PM

yo, im stuck wit a bunch of nerds like u! u sound like a drugged up winnie the pooh!

i hate fakes,especially fat ones who dream of cakes, im gonna rattle and shake,bake the cake , tell u to be grateful; 4 what you take!

yo,i got a list of people id like to bag in the bin, now heres the list and order its in, it goes
nerds
losers
freaks and geeks, man i cant see, lose some weight on those cheeks!

i told u to stop,  and then i could go away, but i can see that there r new posts every single day! i dont really wanna argue wit lesbians and gays, but if u want to, then i guess that its okay.

i can rhyme,ive ben doing this for years! ever since in primary with my toy teddy bear!
i was little but i never shed a tear, but i was overwhelmed with fear,i always felt like the devil was near, and i always chose carefully wat clothes i would wear.

enough of the flash backs, pick up your backpacks, all the gays better slip on their tampax, ur gonna have to pay my nz rap tax, while my rhymes spill like a fast smooth phone fax.

if u dont like me, dont talk to me! u can keep my old name, it means no more to me, ill keep my key and go on a rap battle spree, while u copy me and flee, while i drink some tea.

THERE, IVE GIVEN UP THE NAME DIREOSWALD,
NOW CAN WE RAP BATTLE ON MSN?

yeah . . . you sure can rhyme   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 14, 2004 5:06 PM

"i can rhyme,ive ben doing this for years! ever since in primary with my toy teddy bear!"

yeah, you're REALLY good at rhyming, you're a true poet

RE: yeah . . . you sure can rhyme   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2004 6:44 PM

wats wrong with having a teddy bear when ur small?
WOW!
r u da guy who tryied to rap but ended up with a poem?
lmao!
u call dat poetry?
god dude,
havent u heard of rap? get ur facts right, im 13 and ive answered every question and proved u wrong! get an education!

Spaz-meister   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2004 7:39 AM

What do you mean you're 'stuck' here with all us geeks and nerds? Has someone glued you to your computer? Why don't you quit acting like a retarded 13 year old with the mental age of a retarded 2 year old?

RE: Spaz-meister   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2004 11:33 AM

omg
havent u heard a word i was saying?
if a stupid fat erd mocks me,
im not lettin them get away with it!
ive said that like 20 times!
freak! if u mock me,im not letin u get away!
cuz im stronger than that!
anyway,im gettin a REAL laugh out of this!

i bet ur the fake direoswald! jesus,im not that dumb!

oh man.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 3:58 AM

You could have fooled me. Anyway, why do seem to think everyone here is fat? I mean how the fuck would you know? Your rapping doesn't impress anyone and the person who posted before wasn't mocking you for saying you had a teddy bear, he was saying that your rap didn't even rhyme. Why don't you go read it again you dumb bastard.

due. lmao!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 7:07 PM

it doesnt rhyme cuz u cant read. wat doesnt rhyme about fax tampax?
or any of my rhmes? dude, im tryin 2 make a point here dawg, stay outta my fuckin way. i dont care if u dont like it.


U NEED READ PROPERLY, not me. i said CLEARLY that i was havin a rap battle wit da fake direoswald. none else waz supposed 2 b offended. jesus, im gonna give u a rap right now!

yo, ill knock ur fuckin head till it gets dark, im gonna blow ur house up like bush in iraq,

u cant read 4 shit, my rhymes rhyme cuz there healthy n fit, i bet u sit, face covered wit zits, typin and lickin ur daddys tits

i was only playin just a while ago, but it seems 2 me ur 2 fuckin slow, u just sit there eatin fat as u grow, u better SHUT UP stay and lay low!

learn 2 read, im da nz breed, if there waz a rap army, i would lead,
hunt u down kill u and bleed, or capture u and neva set u free, sendin u to ur momma, wishin u could flee,theres notin phony or fake about me, i rhyme thats that,
i grow like a tree.

if u cant fuckin read, then my rhymes dont rhyme.
u want me 2 get serious?
if u think i suck, y r u talkin 2 me? jesus christ.....
im 13 ur probably 50!
i wasnt aimin 2 get anyone but da fake who probably takes my rhymes and calls dem hiz own, im not dumb, ur da fake direoswald arent u?
give up, that rap batlle waz childs play.

Listen carefully...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 7:49 AM

The word YEARS does not rhyme with the word BEAR. What part of this do you not understand?

RE: Listen carefully...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 7:09 PM

omg.
he said it 100 times.
anyway, hes not going 4 us, just u.
and years does rhyme wit bear, everybody can c dat.
im not gonna get involved in dis so...

rotk was sooo cool!
i wish they could make a new lotr trilogy or make the hobbit a movie,
dat would b soo cool!

holy fuck!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 11:48 PM

man, lay off on da kid man,
hes 13,annoying and ur a complete loser if u
take in da nonsense hes giving you.
i have to admit,
his rhymes are pretty good,if u read them properly,like, i found that if you read it fast with eminems voice, it sounds good. but im here to talk about rotk so anyway...

rotk was a pretty good movie, i took my 6 year old son and he absolutely loved it,
my wife didnt like it much cuz of all the talking but she liked the fightin scenes,
i think those elephants that are 3 times biggr than a normal elephant are awesome.

i havent seen two towers yet, but im gonna.

rhyme and niggas   reply

Posted by friendlyCut (kimy049@hawaii.rr.com) on February 28, 2004 1:15 PM

You guys talk like Seagal after he's been beaten by a ngga with the trigga..a gram of spam after 'No Thank you mam..' With ur pussy posses, at the Cali strip smoking dope while  you become, after you cum..and a mass in the ass, where the nigga pulls the trigga to measure the torque of his pork, so he can fork the goddamn thing..

by Seung Kim

you are a moron   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 4:26 AM

How retarded do you have to be to think that the word 'years' ryhmes with 'bear'!? Maybe year and bear if you had some wierd accent.  Why don't you study a bit harder you illiterate fuck.

Also, stop posting loads of times pretending to be other people and praising yourself, you're just further proving how sad you are.

hey retard   reply

Posted by friendlyCut (kimy049@hawaii.rr.com) on March 1, 2004 12:33 PM

I know you are an expert on retarded fat fucks, because you are one yourself..But lighten up a bit and stop using panzy assed dialogue to get respect on this board..You're not only an idiot, you're a jealous one..

by Seung Kim

by the way   reply

Posted by friendlyCut (kimy049@hawaii.rr.com) on March 1, 2004 12:40 PM

Have you been institutionalized by SLep educators, giving you a hard time for not knowing what the fuck to say?  Believe me, moron, you have your stupid wind to tell you where to go..Tell me..how many shtlists have you been on?  Yeah, you sound like a retarded ass wanna-be sargeant with thinker's block from the morning till night, until you use the shower room, ya dumbfuck..

by Seung Kim

who gives a shit?   reply

Posted by friendlyCut (kimy049@hawaii.rr.com) on March 1, 2004 5:54 PM

The dumb fool is into taking embryo parts out with fork and knife.  He himself was an inferior egg that came out of the mama's best end..this fellow has nothing to go around..he should cancel his account and stick to making long trips to the library. He is the god of 'Don't exaggerate yourself..' If you say you are not riding, then go right ahead and enjoy your existance out of this pitfall your transcendence is questionable. Dogsht..You are like three pancakes stacked together..and by the way, one wonders now if 'meat is murder'..Well, we kill Whales don't we?? Fuck 'em..

by Seung Kim

by Seung Kim

stupid lyrics..done w/the cap on backwards   reply

Posted by friendlyCut (kimy049@hawaii.rr.com) on March 1, 2004 7:01 PM

Yo mutherfuckers in the House!!

It's muther's day Out, y'all..'

*boom boom*

When you're cool illin' my bitch u're stealing.. Chomp chomp from the Cali dope?
With the pipes and the four wheels I got my stereo banging to the itching loveless bitches, The streets are my werd to chamber load lock and blow..bound to do it cuz u're all stuck up, not my fuckup..

Mutherfucker's in the house.. get in with the niggr troopers..we'll take it outside. For enemy I bust the lazy squares up, cause I'm thug like I'm righteous.. like the crack of a leadpipe I do my thing..while homeys just get laid in the backseat, no gears, no pedals, just a fucking tape and I was legend..and I Amm mutherfuckas.. And to all you mutherfuckrs in the house, I don't have no glove no gel, I give you my disease.. I am rampage it's a disease.. I got lions lined up to fuck with the bitches who found the werd up in the state..Aka I am poor at best.. poor till the ride ends with a cop call.. it's motivation man..

by Seung Kim

dumb asian   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 7:24 PM

i havent been on 4 weeks and dis is wat shows up? a dumb slit eyed fag who posted like 100 times in a week and a random idiot callin me eminem.
go bak 2 ur country u fuckin wanna black,
i bet everyone mocks u cuz u can hardly c wit those slits u call eyes, i bet u see everything in widescreen cuz ur slit eyes r wide as, u propbably look like ur sleep walking wen ur wide awake, i do have an accent, wat u gonna do about it?
fuck, u wanna piece of dis? stupid ching chong cant rap 2,

stupid ching chong asian liquor , ill kik ur ass wit a r18 sticker hope ur family gets sars and gets sicker asain mum prostitute cock licker leave me alone ur skull 10 times thicker get me a bazooka so i can kil dis fag quicker

ive ben on holiday 4 a week wen a asian comes up tryin 2 b cool and speak, i bet he cant see cuz his eyesights  weak, yo, ur words are chingy totaly bleak

yo, u think u can rap but all u can do is sing, fuckin loser aint no black he jst a slit eyed ching doin his thing,eatin noodles gettin dumped watchin da asian lord of the rings wen his mum rings tellin him naughty things, ur makin it all up there no such thing, like a asian wit big eyes who raps n sings

saty the fuck away from me, u got the chicken bird flu so they shut down kfc u invented sars we all agree, settin imigrants free in my country plantin a drug tree to open ur slit eyes and make u see

man, u think i given up wen i come bak frm my holiday here 2 shut u up thinkin u cool cuz u say SUP, heres a question 4 u do u eat u pup? da answers simple jst a simple YUP

man, i laughed 4 a while at ur comments picturing a asian guy tryin 2 b black, and dont say ur not asian cuz wat kind of a idiot would put a asian name if hes black? stupid widescreen idiot, ive got a feelin dat u gonna type everyday frm now on, jst try not 2 kill us wit laughter

hey man, i wanna say sorry 2 sum people   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 7:28 PM

yo, i wanna take dis time i have 2 tell everyone dat im sorry and lets get da asina fag. itll b fu, den wen were done i promise ill go away after we kik da asian outa here

RE:   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 6:03 AM

I just want to point something out. You said that this 'asian guy' should shut up and go home. Now, you may not have fully grasped the concept of the internet but they probably ARE home, you see it is because of this that we are able to communicate with each other from anywhere in the world; pretty neat huh?

Oh and also, don't be racist, it's not cool dude.

RE: RE:   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 7:09 PM

yea, i guess ur right, im only racist cuz dis loser is basically imatating me and pissin everybody off.
if dat moron comes bak again hell find himself crying after he reads my posts

RE: ???/   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 9:11 AM

How was he immitating you? Is your name Seung Kim?

RE: ???/   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 7:19 PM

didnt u hear me? i basically imatating me by copying me and tryin 2 act tough. i know ur seung kim u dumb idiot

what?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 4:31 AM

Wait, so you're saying that anybody trying to rap is just copying you? I suppose you're angry at Eminem and 50Cent for immitating you aswell.

P.S. That Seung Kim guy has even got his own webpage, www.silenced.net

talking sense?   reply

Posted by friendlyCut (kimy049@hawaii.rr.com) on March 4, 2004 12:24 PM

Who's your fucking boss?  Tony Danza or some shit?  You are trying to get past Fruit of the Loom..but you will find that my cock will be liberally sucked.  I make a bold assertion that you are a bloke looking for a replacement dick.. Hey the instructions on the box tells you to screw it in with pride.  You're better off in Spraci's 'Treadmill Talk' section prepared especially for dumbasses like you..

by Seung Kim

RE: what?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 7:32 PM

no. i started rapping on dis website. its original and its my idea and other people are copying it and using it against me.
ur seung kim u retard. i dont care if u got ur own website cuz i dont have time 2 make dem.

RE: talking sense?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 7:37 PM

huh? dumb asian slit eyes freak. i dont need a cock replacement cuz people in my country were born with them on unlike people in asian. eg-seung kim.
wat r u talking about? u must have read the box wrong cuz ur slit eyes make u see everything in widescreen. it says:
we dont need 2 buy penises in newzealand,
please contact asia for a brand new penis. specify what size and post ur paper 2, www.silenced.net.

i mean, wat kind of idiot gets a web page and thinks hes cool? u probably got glasses cuz u sit in front of a com all day makin web sites. get a life

I know the Trut'   reply

Posted by friendlyCut (kimy049@hawaii.rr.com) on March 7, 2004 1:00 AM

Dem' Poor folk ain't a whistling to der' work for miles and miles.. The
negros got the look of the land..dey call em' fill heap.  I work at the
polishing of my guns.  My negros make money into more money.  I got no use
for dem' anymore.. I'll be a rumbling in the kitchen wit' dem steak nives..
And the priest will be there to make forgiveness of der'e mere wormy nature.
I hate dem' *n-word*s. "Exclusive to the land, sir?"  Exclusive what?? You
like dem' *n-word*s to play softball all dere lives??.. I want potential,
mister.. I give them charity and good will..but dem' negros are still in the
same box..And we'd be the ones to sell dem' polished if they do a good job.
And they goddamn do dere motherlovin' best.  Until we say, 'u a dumb boy?? u
a dumb *n-word* boy?'  They'd be standing with open mouths and open eyes like
it was Christmas, until du boy fetchin' the Gettysburg address I lift my gun
and he stays.  If he gots to go, den I come for em'..  But those *n-word*s do
a fine job.  I fight to stay alive every fking day.. And the nigga
complains?!?! I'm not king by the way.. I'm a sheep of God, is what I
am..don't let them think otherwise.  I think dem' niggas got a plan.. An
Antichrist kind of plan.. I'll watch dem and praise God this is whut dem
calls duh Trut'..

"The Way I see It, I know Me the Best.."    -by Seung Kim

RE: I know the Trut'   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2004 9:58 PM

huh? was that a poem or a rap?
i can hardly stand up after reading dat,
an asian guy tryin 2 b a nigga, dats original.

y dont u just shut up.
i bet everyone else is beggining 2 get pissed wit u now 2. except, i can actually rhyme and u cant. ur some goody good guy who studys hard cuz they respect academical achievment in china and other asian countrys.
here, people like u 4 who u are,

seung kim, i recomend u come 2 nz 4 a holiday or sumtin and get sum sense into ur head.

HA HA!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 10:46 AM

There's even a photo of him on his website, why don't you check it out?

RE: HA HA!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 7:29 PM

y? so u sayin he aint aisan?
ok. ill go onm ur website. might support it if u shut up

hold on   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2004 3:59 AM

Wait a sec, I might have typed it out wrong.

RE: hold on   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2004 7:30 PM

type wat wrong?

RE:   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2004 4:51 AM

Nevermind.

RE: Asian guy.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 8:52 AM

Go see his site if U want but U mite B in 4 a suprise.

I hate who bad mouths lord of the rings   reply

Posted by Legolas (1234re.co.uk) on May 1, 2004 3:28 AM

shut the hell up you sick freak you wouldn't know a freaking good movie if it stared you in the face

You guys...are gaaaay!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2004 8:03 AM

BUT WHAT IF...

YOU GUYS WERE ACTUALLY STRAIGHT.

Random guy: **points** Hey those guys are straight!

...BUT WHAT IF

RE: You guys...are gaaaay!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2004 2:38 PM

hey, lotr bum fucks the matrix, matrix is a joke and a waste of everyones time, lotr is an epic masterpiece