Myers' Crapped On Cat in the Hat Stays On Top

By Wind(up)bird November 30, 2003 5:29 PM

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Ripping 25.6 million off of the general public and the leading box office earner for a second weekend in a row, the Cat in the Hat made a crap load more money this weekend. ?It remained, however, a crap movie. ?Eddie Murphy's weakly reviewed entry into the half-ass-holiday-kid-flicks genre, Haunted Mansion, made 25.3 million.

Elf held on at the number three spot with 22.1 million. ?Earlier today, the studio's got into a pissing match over who really won the box office weekend. ?Bastards. ?Here's the final guessing estimates.

1. ?The Cat in the Hat ?- ?$25.6
2. ?The Haunted Mansion ?- ?$25.3
3. ?Elf ?- ?$22.1
4. ?Gothika ?- ?$12.71
5. ?Master and Commander ?- ?$12.7
6. ?Bad Santa ?- ?$12.5
7. ?The Missing ?- ?$11.7
8. ?Timeline ?- ?$8.7
9. ? Love Actually ?- ?$7.8
10. ?Brother Bear ?- ?$4.9

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2003 6:44 AM

I thought this was the story about how Mike Myers crapped into the Cat suit on set on day. Apparently the costume took hours to put on and hours to take off and one time he was so desperate he literally just shit his pants.