SPIDERMAN 2 Trailer Reviewed (Updated!)

RE: get a life   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 18, 2003 6:26 PM

I'm sorry. Did we remind you of your ex-partners?

ON TOPIC   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2003 2:47 PM

the sign here says to keep posts on topic

What part is soooooo unbelievably complicated about that that you morons don't seem to comprehend?

anywayz...
movie looks awesome can't wait for it to come out!

RE: get a life   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2003 2:48 PM

ouch!!!

RE: ON TOPIC   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 22, 2003 3:30 PM

i dont know wat da hell u guys r talking about but the trailer looks really gay to me. its probably going to be another rushed movie.

RE:you get a life   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on December 22, 2003 3:32 PM

why dont you shut your pussy ass up you dick wad!! and stay on topic!!!!!!

UR all Pathetic   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 24, 2003 8:01 AM

Get a friggin life all of you!!!! you fags spend ur time calling each other fags while ur all probaly getting in the ass!!! if ur going to talk about a movie....then do it adn stop bicthin

Hey Skully!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 25, 2003 4:22 PM

Well well, I see Dtheatre's been invaded by 12 year olds while I've been away. Come On Skullfire, let's engage in another bout pointless conversation just to piss them off.

This movie will rule   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 31, 2003 6:35 PM

This movie will be specially great if you want to watch it with the special "someone"

spiderman2   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2004 6:22 AM

Hello my name is Austin
Greathouse if you want to see
the spider-man2's preveiw go to sony.com/
spiderman  press that in ,and you should get there

The friggin peace of crap   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2004 6:43 AM

You realy need to stop
your yappen people will right what they want. so the next time you have somethin' to say about that than tell me concitering I'm
3 messedis below you because my name is Austin Greathuse

RE: get a life   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 7, 2004 5:54 PM

r u a liitle whining school girl r ya

RE: ON TOPIC   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 7, 2004 5:55 PM

this trailer is da shiznics

spiderman 2   reply

Posted by spidey2004 (thedarkness_lieswithinyou@hotmail.com) on January 8, 2004 12:32 AM

i reckon spiderman 2 will be great and doc ock looks kool, true spidey fans should love this movie success or not, lets just hope it is a success tho

spiderman 2   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 8, 2004 10:40 AM

your all a bunch a ass monkey with no brains

RE: spiderman 2   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 26, 2004 1:22 AM

shut up. ur mums a prostitute. its in the paper

RE:   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2004 7:13 AM

What paper? I'm only 5 years old so you must be pretty retarded to be arguing with a 5 year old.

RE: RE:   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 28, 2004 11:54 PM

OK. A FIVE YEAR OLD NERD RAISED UP BY HIS 90 YEAR OLD NERDY PARENTS. I GET IT NOW. BUT DUDE, IM TELLIN UR MOMMY THAT U SAID RETARDED! OH NO, SHES GONNA GIVE A SPANKING OHHH POOR BABY! GO SUCK ON A BOTTLE DIPSTICK!

RE:   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2004 4:10 AM

Why don't you pick on somebody your own age? Don't you find it a bit sad arguing with someone less than half your age? If I knew where you lived I'd send round my big brother and his gang to sort you out.

RE: RE:   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on January 29, 2004 8:06 PM

ok. im from n.z. do u know how big maoris are? yea. there bigger than urak hai. ull have to get through 30 of thise guys then u got to deal wit da islanders. that5year olds a nerdy loser who spends his childhood sitting on his fat ass typing on the computer. if u wanna come to n.z, come to auckland and my gang of 60 will sort u out. dont believe me? look up on the net, big islanders and moaris, or just islander and see how big newzealanders are! fag. u think u sooo tough! hell, u gangs probably jst a bunch of skinny nerds who think there tough. stop tryin to be cool, im outta here, go hangout at nerd.com cuz u caNT COMPARE UR GANG WIT ME!

fag!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2004 4:49 AM

Yur such a fag! All my friends are over 10 feet tall and I'll send em over to your house in there thousands all with guns and knifes and shit. Now, unlike you I have a life so im leaving now so your just going to have to sit at your computer screen like the fag you are and wait for me to comeback so you can say something back at me, yawn.

RE: fag!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 2, 2004 1:36 PM

im 11 feet tall u idiot! all my friends r taller than me,big wrestler bodies,stop bragging about ur skinny internet crew,if u want a pic of my gang post back wit ur msn! and dont make any excuses too,cuz if u say I DONT HAVE MSN, then get it! i bet ur too chicken to reply back! nerdy internet geeks,i bet u aint got no friends! ur jst makin them up! and did u look up samoan,polynesians,moaris and islanders, we like to stick together in BIG numbers,ive got my own army! and guns and knives,wat a chicken! cant u fight like a man? get one of ur smatr nerd friends to build u a laser canon,then u might stand a chance against all the gangs in newzealand! send them over to AUckland,ull be up against 40,000 people about the same as 10.5 or smaller and ull get slaughterd! send them! NOW!

the n.z crew! rappin bout how stupid u r   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 2, 2004 5:39 PM

HEY! FAKE DIREOSWALD, GET UR OWN NAME! DIS IS FROM N.Z!

man im only 13 years old, im gonna make u old nerds feel cold, gonna rap u 2 death u guys boring as macbeth fix ur breath i can smell it like bad food from a chef, u made me crazy, im rappin while u pickin daises, raping babies gonna launch a cannon at u from da navy, splatter u like potato and gravy. mock me again ill come back wit a new pack of insults,u picked da wrong kid watch wat u say and did, my gangs gonna fuck u up, 40,000 polynesians gonna smack u up till u drop down, in my town then im gonna punch u to china town,go to the beach and make u drown wit a dressing gown, u see wat i can do im a gangsta, like 50 cent sayz u jst a wanksta, any body who dislikes me or bonnie, jst dont hate on me im dating my girl bonnie, THE prettyiest girl in da world 4 her age, u gays r stuck in a cage, nothin to do but express ur rage at me over the net, but ull regret wat u said bout me , dont copy me by comin back wit ur own pack o insults u cant stop me, ill rap till u shut up back up off me, ur breath stinks so, dont come close to me,u gettin beaten by a 13 year old dis is how im gonna make u feal cold, make u feel old , im gonna slice u to bits, open u up like a packet of chips,hear ur body rip, put ice inside u, till ur heart shrivels up inside u, chuck u over the bridge, with the help of mathew ridge, then everyones gonna celebrate ur death, including the stinky chef, n.z rules dont forget that, ud better run lose some weight b4 u get fat, by the way u smell like a rat who just got run over by a speeding cattalact, eaten by a cat, get the message through ur head, if ur gang comes near me, they'd all be dead.

BONNIE: thats right, get my boyz on ya ,like a bunch of pit bulls that want a scrap of ya,my boyfriends gonna blind u stab u till u cant stand u understand? da gangs gonna come again, oh no uve chickened out again! go back to ur chicken house and stand wait there, hes comin 4 ya right there, trashing up ur house like its a silky blouse, while u fight im gonna be watchin , rootin for n.z and screamin I WANT U DEAD! so get it right, b4 they beat u up faster than the speed o light,its a delight, u  fizz up like a can of sprite, thats just been shaked a million times,just like my rhymes , my pocket moneys 50 dimes, think about all the times, wen u were callin me a hoe, now thats a crime, its my turn to shine , ur i.qs 9 , omg look at the time, ive got more rhymes next time i c ya, ull be in a seisure, cuz my bf gonna make u c if uve grown up, if u dont then well blow u up,laterz im bored ill be waitin at the beach surfin on my board!

p.s post back 4 another round of this!

yo momma?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2004 6:29 AM

I get my E-Mail at yahoo so why don't YOU get an address THERE?

You think you're a badass rapper? Well check dis shiz out!
Yo yo yo all  ma homies you's better get back if ya don't wanna be wacked, im in da hood wit ma big shiny car im cruisin, you bruisin, im gonna go far, you fink yur big you think yur hard well me an ma posse we ain't afraid of no tard cos as you kin see dats wat you are we ain't fraid of no Maori's, ma posse's built like shit houses i you iz finkin your da best well i gots news cos i digress me gonna stab you and grab you an make yur bleed cos you smell of piss cos you just weed, you saw me comin wit ma thousand strong crew, you dropped yer load an yer smell of poo, yur makin me mad, im startin to fizzel, yo ass iz grass an im gonna kill yo... ma nizzel.

word.

2 cents   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2004 6:34 AM

I'd just like to add my two cents. I think Bonnie's a skanky hoe and, just for the record, I actually do have a laser canon.

RE: 2 cents   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 4, 2004 1:01 AM

DIS IS FROM TWO 13 YEAR OLDS HOO THINK UR TOTAL LOSERS!


SON OF A bitch,can u do better? id slice u,cut u into  whipped cheddar,of course u should know, that im way BETTER! to me, ur jst a rotten fish fretter,a news reporter ,reportin da friggin weather, masturbatin wit ur dads cheap mouldy leather,

so, if u think,that im not 2 good,try it urself, cuz ill b in da hood, ull be runnin like u should,and ill jst get out my GUN, have me sum fun and blow out all ur cum, YES i know i sound phycotic hypnotic cuz im TOXIC u can bet on it,

i rap SUPERBLY!! u probably rap like a little girly! ur pubic hairs gettin 2 curly!
OOPS! someone needs a shave, u all need to behave, if u dont, ill send u to your grave, fat morons,instead of girls, its pizza u crave!

u want 10 times long? ill give u ten times long! itll be longer than a friggin techno song! this is the 4th paragraph, 6 more to go, if i cant fit it in, ill have 2 to show! im gonna grow,grow higher than the eminem show! u cant stop me!

ull be beggin 4 more! wen i get a album, itll get sold out in 500,000 stores! ur all a bunch of whores! too poor 4 apple cores! 2 poor 4 sex on  shores, block out ur pimple pores!

its over, i rush like a land rover,im gonna bowl u over, im a supa nova,
i dont even know wat da HELL DAT MEANS! all i know is im tight like skin tight jeans! crap, if any of u think u can rap, have a type while im takin a nap.

SHIT! U guys ARE lyrically slow, im gonna melt u all like virgin  white snow, right now, im looser than a fuckin yoyo,  which is making me go all super hyper bozo,  do any of u believe in nirvana? Cuz all of u sound like u on marijiuana!  Fukin wit 10 inch bananas!

man,ill give u all a knock, bigger than the muscles of wwe's THE ROCK, i bet u all sit down and lick a big cock, ill chuck u in a cage wit my gang,and keep it locked!

BONNIE:im gonna make u fear! gonna make u shed some tears! for a couple of years, im gonna switch my gears, into freestyle rap battlyin, swifter than a javelin, gonna go travelin, wit my man u understand? hurt me he'll make sure u never stand again!

so there have it! to us u just a faggot! im swifter than a rabbit,
were fit as fit can be, shes skinny and im muscley! dont believe me? ill send u a pic of ME AND BONNIE! thats the end im goin wit my friends, to get on wit my life where the fun never ends!

you are sooooooo cool.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2004 7:17 AM

Ok dude whatever you say, you're really cool as you have extensively proved by your 'rapping'. Just a question though, if you've got such an amazingly cool life where you're the king of New Zealand or whatever and you're going out with Christina Aguilera then why do you keep coming back here and trying to convince us all of how cool you are?
Oh nevermind, you're probably just going to reply to this with another long and pointless rap about how cool you are and how nerdy we are, whatever dude.

RE:   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2004 8:03 AM

direoswald, does Bonnie have low hanging vaginal flaps?

RE: you are sooooooo cool.   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 12:20 AM

ok. i come back cuz i never let anyone have the last word. thats just hoo i am! so shut ur mouth if u dont want another rap song!

RE: RE:   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 12:23 AM

no. does ur mum? YES! i told u, if u saw bonnie on the street one day, ud get a boner in 2 seconds! and for the last time, bonnie is not ugly,not a friggin hoe,and NO she doesnt have floppy vaginal flaps! u7 probably get the idea of floppy vaginal flaps from ur mum or grandma or sumthing... HELL! im 13,not 30,not 50 or anything else! 13! get that through ur thick head!

RE: yo momma?   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 12:27 AM

omg,ive spent the last 5 days,laughin my ass off at ur wannabe rap, i actually know a famous rapper and thats wat inspired me to rap. its jst 4 fun dude!

ps. i showed a friend at skool ur post. then eventually,it leaked and almost everyones seen it except 4 da TEACHERS! U ALMOST KILLED DEM! U SOUND LIKE A HILLBILLY TRYIN TO RAP! i grew up wit gangsters! u grew up wit hillbillys!

its still wrong   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2004 4:56 AM

Ok we believe you, she's a real hottie but you still shouldn't be going out with your sister.

hello.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2004 5:06 AM

I don't mean to psychoanalyse you or anything but it seems to me that your constent need state your superiority over everyone probably stems from a deep sense of self loathing. You arn't being sexually abused by your father are you? If I were you i'd go to the police immediately.

RE: its still wrong   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:21 PM

ok. u might go out wit ur sister, but i dont even have a sister! SHAME!

dis from my friends and me! nerd!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:22 PM

I'm hearin' you still talking that shit but none of your actions here are speakin' to me
I'm talkin' it, walkin' it, my stompin' style will stop your movement'
Hold up who's this? (aarrah!) Still leavin' you with cuts and bruises
So cut the bullshit before I rrrrock your face with a pool stick
Dirty, Dawnraid and Frontline, P-Money, Scribe, Savage and Con Psy
Everybody is feelin' that shit, I'm out your speakers like Ill Semantics
On stage for the crowd reaction, Everyone just bounce your asses
Keep it movin', uh-huh, New Zealand music
South Auckland raise your arms!!
Let me see you throw it up!!
And I will always represent my crew decep-deceptikonz! What!!

You know who this is, act right
It's the kid comin' up that's flow is untapped
Wrote enough drafts, know enough raps, off the head skill that'll crush cats
But it's hard to spit without comin' off arrogant
And y'all insist on droppin' comparisons
And y'all who sit, mouths runnin' and chatterin'
Get off my dick, you're so fuckin' embarrassing
Y'all don't want no part of this, upon this ish
I serve the ill like a pharmacist, I'm on to this
I've been broke like promises
so if you get me started kid you're gonna see the consequence and y'all
Don't want that
'Cos I stay on, gimme you're words to play on
and I'ma make your writtens look thick like you lost your pen and wrote it in crayon
But yo, y'all should play the back like scenery
I'm dope, the writings on the wall like graffiti
So, y'all can't even hold your own
You get a manicure if you're goin' toe to toe
Suppose you know, that I treat tracks like kicks 'cos I'm clean when I lace mine
I break minds, If I put a watch in a bum bag that's the only scene where I waste time
Let's go

Scribe's here so give it up,
I never put the mic down when I pick it up
I rip it up so dope this year, everybody want a hit of us,wat wat?
But y'all need to breathe because you're hiccin' up
We refuse to leave you can't get rid of us
Yo, they think I'm drugs because I come in the club
and I be dancin' by myself like I don't give a fuck, what-what?
Scribe on the mic I write an elegant flow
Even drop adagio for the lyrically slow
Not hypothetically, physically lettin' you know
I got my rhyme packed tight and we're ready to go
Made some mistakes in the past, that was yesterday
Today I'm on my way to a better way
Forever bringing together what you separate
So whether, you like it or not I'ma elevate
You know this rhyme is me takin' time to celebrate
Relax and take a breath y'all ,
I'm here to stay and not goin' away
And can I get a 'yes yall'? yes-yes y'all!!
ooh-ooooh!
Theres...check it out
No...check it out
One...check it out (ain't noone like me!)
Like me


Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, thank you! it's all good when you come to my hood
Can you please give it up for Savage!
It's all good, Yeah!
Thank you!
Very much!
Peace!

u want more n.z muzic?   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2004 9:26 PM

Every MC, in this industry, wants one thing
To be the best, in the top of their game
You want it?  Come and get me!


Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day

Yo Shan, lets take 'em

You couldn't rock a joint with a mic and a pound of week
You couldn't get a point across with a pen and a key a pee
You couldn't get high as me with two tabs of LSD
Cool as a cucumber with two sticks of celery
Spit like watermelon pips from your jojoba lips
Hands mo callus can see excel from the mics I read
My rhyme patterns supreme mm the baddest
Fresh - woo - my flows the fattest
Yeah and I gotta do this for those that never had it
But climbed the ladder only to watch all their dreams shatter
They doubled my pain; I tripled my skills in hip-hop
Quadrupled my strength, quintupled my props - yo
I got it locked yo and I'm ready to drop yo
And you can hit me with everything that you got yo
But I will not fall or trip over obstacles
Its logical I'm gonna run hip hop into the cortical


Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day

First two I stepped up and I made moves
I stay true and like flows I paid dues
And came thru sliced inviters like blade two
Cos they knew I came to take our fake crews
And take YOU
If this is what it comes down to
Trying to break thru and go triple platinum like Che Fu (true)
Still I'm tighter then the El Kita with corn bread
Lines heavy like if you wake the whole with Dawn Raid
F*ck them and let them see I'm all yeah
I went to the true school like DJ Sir Vere
So who the, who the f*ck said that Scribe was in deep
Yo I'm deep like Mareko's voice tone when he speaks
And I'm ill like Uneepa with skills to pay the bills this year
And MCs is getting cut like One Tree Hill, for real
I'm still the baddest MC to grab a pad and a pen
Go tell ya friend Scribe is at it again.  Yeah

Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since ...

I complete the - be like the snarer come crisp and clear
I'm here to test MCs like it's their 5th form year
We 'bout to find out who is and who isn't prepared
About to make your arse disappear into thin air
Ask DJ Shan; yo I've been up in here
You'd better get it crystal clear your skill just doesn't compare
They're asking who's the best in the underground
No question the best is on the fucken mike right now!

Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day YUP
Do what you gotta do - come and get me
I came from the struggle; I'm bringing my pain with me
Nothing you can say will ever lead me astray (yo)
I been this way since back in the day

RE: hello.   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2004 4:27 PM

right. YOU might get sexually abused in YOUR family, but as 4 US, lets jst say weve got normal parents. stay away from me 2.

GRANDMASTER RAPPER MY ASS!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2004 4:38 PM

im not tryin 2 insult anyone else hear,jst da fake direoswald.
i finally managed to stop laughing at ur rap but 300 people frm my skool havent!
wat da HELL waz dat? short,copyed from another rapper,and it hardely made sense, u used the word yo wenever u couldnt think of anything else, u sound like a stupid wannabe rapper, well,im thirteen and i AM a rapper, won the freestyle champion ship 3 times in n.z!
and wat have YOU done? copy songs from famous t.v shows(fresh prince of belair), copyed me, wen i started rappin,everybody wanted to rap! i start things up everywhere i go,like the rap battles in my school every friday.

SAVAGE: im a famous rapper in n.z from a group called decepticonz, and u really need to shut ur ass up! of course. HES just a kid who waz crackin up for about 5 days. but i only cracked up 4 two. hes jst a kid, but hes a better rapper than u! if u want to hear one of my songs, get kazaa and search, decepticonz! peace AOTEROA! SOUTH AUCKLAND! THE WHOLE OF NZ!

everyone!   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 8, 2004 7:35 PM

yo,i want everyone to listen to da words of this song,i wanna to stop da miks right here right now!

I came a long way since back in the day
From a teenager trying to make a rap in this way
Ever since I was a kid I had something to say
Rocking mics was a dream I didn't care about pay
I sacrificed late nights and going out with my friends
Just to stay home alone with my pad and my pen
Had my eyes on my prize, my mind on my goal
As I carved these rhymes out with my hear and my soul
I didn't have a CD; all I had was a tape
On the dole thru my flow was my only escape
From a world where they didn't wanna see my prevail
Didn't wanna see me take it all
They'd rather see me fail




Hey yo
I got a dream to make it big in New York
Give up the drugs and alcohol
I didn't want to distort
My vision to be living life to the full
And I wouldn't of made it if it wasn't for you
You picked me up every time that I fell
When I was going thru hell you told me that I would prevail
You said I had exactly what it took to be great
That I was young and in the future would a man I would make
Its like you saw something in me I couldn't see
You said I would succeed and be anything I wanted to be
I'm 13 and I just wanna be me
Wanna be free
Wanna be everything I can be
But I don't have many choices
Can't afford to be wrong
All I do is try to stay true to the words of my song
Just don't hesitate and wait too long
Cos like a dream when you wake up its gone ... its gone



Hey yo
It was a sunny day and we were feeling high
Jamming the song underneath the baby blue sky
Thinking 'bout in the time when we were so poor
'Member the kids used to laugh at the clothes we wore
We always knew one day that things were gonna change
And from that day I was never gonna be the same
I went to sleep that night; I dreamt I touched the sky
And ever since I've been trying to keep my dream alive
So when you see this Scribe, dropping the Ill'ed rhyme
To find how I'm living mine in this day and time
I'm working 9 to 5; I'm slaving over beats
Its hard work living the dream I hardly ever sleep
I'm in the rhythm deep, Yo just trying to do my thing
Its funny when you shine and people hate to see the gleam
No matter what they say keep on doing what you do
And don't give up cos only you can make that dream come true

Your the fag!   reply

Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 9, 2004 7:55 AM

Anyone who says I'm gay well YOUR the one who's gay, and anyone who says I have sex with my sister well, it's YOU who has sex with my sister- i mean YOUR sister, and anyone who says that i'm being sexually abused by my father, well it's YOU who's being sexually abused! In other words: I know you are but what am I?

Rap for you   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 8:05 AM

Hey, here's a rap you should probably take to heart

Life's gonna suck when you grow up
When you grow up
When you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up
It sucks pretty bad right now

You're gonna have to mow the lawn,
Do the dishes,
Make your bed,
You're gonna have to go to school until you're 17

You might have to go to war
Shoot a gun
Kill a nun
You might have to go to war
When you get out of school

You're gonna have to deal with stress
Deal with stress
Deal with stress
You're gonna be a giant mess
When you get back from the war

Santa Claus does not exist, and there's no Easter Bunny
You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny

You're gonna end up smoking crack
On your back
Face the fact
You're gonna end up hooked on smack
And then you're gonna die.

RE: Your the fag!   reply

Posted by random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 8:41 PM

dude,im sik of disZ!

RE: Rap for you   reply

Posted by random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2004 8:47 PM

wat da hell waz dat?
u repeted ur self like,basically throught the whole song!
i dont wanna mock anymore ok?
u jst really suck at rap!
my last song didnt mock anyone!
u jst come back 2 mok a kid!
im not gonna use my direoswald nae anymore! people think im cool so they copy me!



ps,stop the mocks!

RE: Spiderman 2   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2004 7:28 AM

Hey, I just thought up a great way to stop people from mocking you. Just stop coming to this site.

RE: Spiderman 2   reply

Posted by i dont know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 11, 2004 7:43 PM

hey, i dont let a bunch of nerds mock me and get away with it!
did u see dat guy tryin to rap up there?
its more like poetry!
dis is from me to u!

yo,i wouldnt mind goin 2 war wit my friends by my side, with a army tank to blow u up as my ride! wen i come over,u better hide! cuz i rap as good as ice cubes slide!

yo,i rappen while im giggln gigglin while ur jigglin make ur fats flabs start  wigglen,

i tried 2 make peace with u all, but i can see u brought ur mocks straight from the mall, got them from a 2 dollar stall, practise them on a wall!

man u all need 2 chill! u sound like u on a marijuana pill! yo i rap and kill,like quentin tarantios movie kill bill! right now the scores
zero 2 nill! i gonna fill your bill till u have the will to shut up cuz i could break u like a fish gill!

and who the HELL said i copy and paste! man 2 me,ur a big waste! ill splatter u like fish paste! u say u dont like rap? uve got no taste! mockin is wat this song is based!

man u all poor!like a flea market store! i bet ur kids cant c movies with blood and gore! woops!u dont have kids, wat r they for? to keep u busy while ur mopin da floor!

i should download ur pictures onto cd rom, and send them to www.nerds.com!

i tried to make peace but wat i get is a piece of insults,thrown at me like comments grease!

i bet u all just want me to rap! so u can steal my rhymes and call them phat! well, u people are blind as bats! u like a mouse runnin away from a cat!

y do u come up with the most stupid comments ever? i bet u just mock me to get another rap and steal it to show it 2 ur friends!
make up ur own!
im the only one whos got the balls to say wat i think in my head and express it in a form of a rap song!

friggin losers!

RE: Spiderman 2   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2004 5:46 AM

I think someones' been watching 8mile a few too many times.

what's the point?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2004 5:52 AM

What is your problem? Can you please tell us, this website is meant to be about commenting on movies and and other topical subjects so why the hell do you insist on calling everybody here a bunch of nerds and then proceeding to reiterate this by typing out endless pages and pages of your own unique brand of rap? What's the point?

RE: Spiderman 2   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2004 7:16 PM

ive never seen 8mile.
never interested in it cuz it looked kinda boring. shame

RE: what's the point?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2004 7:17 PM

ill tell u,
IVE TOLD U A MILLOIN TIMES! U DEAF NERD!
im not gonna let a bunch of nerds like u get away with moking me!
get some balls and make up ur own rap!

?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2004 7:48 AM

Why? Rapping is shit.

so...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2004 7:51 AM

Are you saying that the only reason you're being so aggressive is because everyone keeps mocking you? Would you play nice if everyone agreed to stop making fun of you?

RE: so...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2004 11:36 AM

yup. i would. ive ben tryin to tell u that for ages!

truce   reply

Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 19, 2004 5:19 AM

Ok, I say that from now on we call a truce.

Peace out all ma homies.

RE: truce   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2004 6:54 PM

YES!!!!
TRUCE!!!!
WAT I WANTED AGES AGO!

RE:   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 4:07 AM

Feel the love.

RE: RE:   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 23, 2004 7:30 PM

wat da hells dat supposed 2 mean?

well...   reply

Posted by i don t know (direoswald@hotmail.com) on February 24, 2004 7:57 AM

It means he wants to have gay ass love with you.

RE: well...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2004 7:32 PM

lmao!
r u on my side now?
or r u still against me?

dis is 2 da feel da love dude,

yo, i bet ur familys full of nerds n geeks,
i bet u eat non stop 4 10 weeks! fatty arms legs body,ass and cheeks,
ur house is so poor it full of creeks n leaks

wat dont u understand about rap n rhyme?
u better learn 2 spell cuz its about time, rhymins not a crime, crime rhymes with wine,
i can rhyme like a good  lawyer can sign

like eminem say, enie mino mo,catch a homo by his toe,
if u just leave me alone i would have no rap ammo, learn 2 spell cuz in skool u were slow, u poor u got nowhere 2 go, like your mutherfuckin mum whos a big hoe,

if u cant read dis is wat ill give ya,
a few dozen books and ur mums hot liquor,
speakin of liquor, ur a licker, 5 bucks to really lick her like ur mums vagina wich is 10 times thicker,

Don't be mad, sweet lips   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 7:34 AM

Hey man, don't be hate'n. I jus kinda admire you ya know? You know how you're always asking everyone for their MSN? Well maybe you an i could exchange adresses and start up a relationship, i bet we could have some real fun together. Hope to hear from you soon, hugs and kisses XXXXXXX

omg   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2004 7:14 PM

ur a boy arent u?
ive got a gf alredy!

come on baby   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 4:33 AM

Oh come on sweetie pie, why not take a walk on the wild side? i bet you'd like it. Your girlfriend could come too and we could have a threesome, although i'd probably end up being a bit of a cock-hog. Post back soon if you're interested XXX

RE: come on baby   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 7:35 PM

get
away
from
me
and
bonnie
u sicko

Yea baby!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 6:09 AM

Oooh, I like it when you talk dirty. Come on, let's have cybersex right now!

RE: Yea baby!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2004 7:13 PM

hey, i called my friends da in and hes a police officer. he thinks ur offending people and stop. i say dat u can go find a gay drag queen at 12:00 at night on da stage

MeeOww... Grrrr   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2004 9:15 AM

I don't get it, you must be interested in me otherwise why would you keep coming back? I you wanna take things slower that's ok with me.

XXXX

Please come back.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 4:36 AM

Sam? Please post back Sam, there's no harm is just chatting bro.

XXXXX

why?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2004 7:46 PM

if the kid is such a retard then why do u keep replying to the little idiot? and if he doesnt like you then why are u giving him all these love messages?
i say your all dumbasses

Hello!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 10:49 AM

I knew you'd post back Sam Pascoe, now we can chat with each other. What shall we talk about? How about New Zealand, do you like living there?

RE: Hello!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 7:37 PM

whos sam pascoe?

UR ALL RETARDS!!!!!!!!!
STUPID FOOLS TRYING TO RAP!
UR ALL A BUNCH OF LOSERS! DIREOSWALD, THE OTHER DIREOSWALD, ALL THE DIREOSWALDS AND EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IF A FAGGOT LOSER!
FUCK U DIREOSWALD! FUCK U GAY LOVE LETTER FAG, FUCK EVERYONE!
FUCK U! ALL!

rap for me   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2004 4:05 AM

I love it when you rap Sam, could you write a special rap song just for me? Pleeeeease?

Hugs an' kisses

XXXXXXX

RE: rap for me   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 9, 2004 7:37 PM

hugs n kisses,ive got a misses, ull hear anjelique swear at u like a snake hisses,

i dont want to be a gay guy like u,probably the dumb asian with the bird flu,

my names not sam u gay load of ham, i aint tellin ya cuz im a straight man

go way u lesi or gay u better keep ur gay sex close at bay or ull end up with notin else to say,  tryin to fing a BF EVERYDAY, LIKE I TOLD U B4 U GONNA HAVE TO PAY

i hate u, dat means i dont like, i rather go out wit a hoar with spikes, take ur gay comments and go 4 a hike cuz ill run u over like amouse under a bike

Jesus Christ you suck.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2004 4:56 AM

"My name's not Sam U gay load of ham"

Dude, that is really weak, I mean, come on, you must be embarrassed by that.

Leave my man alone!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2004 5:01 AM

Hey! leave him alone, i love his rap. Sam, i know you said u werent gay but how do you know if youve never tried it, you might even be bi. Why don't you give me you're E-mail address and i could send you a naughty photo of myself if U want.
im really enjoying chatting with U so much + i hope U are too, post back soon sweetie-pie!

XXXXXX
Lover Boy

loser   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2004 8:30 PM

dat aint lame.
u cant come up with anything better can u?
no?
so shut up u loser.
that was only one bad line anyway, u peck at my mistakes like a starvin bird u loser. u cant rhyme so shut it.

my rhymes will make u ill if its u i dont kill someone from newzealand will and i will get u back in angies name

RE: Leave my man alone!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2004 1:17 PM

dat aint lame.
u cant come up with anything better can u?
no?
so shut up u loser.
that was only one bad line anyway, u peck at my mistakes like a starvin bird u loser. u cant rhyme so shut it.

my rhymes will make u ill if its u i dont kill someone from newzealand will and i will get u back in angies name,u just sit there and twirl spiral and spin till u hurl but this is all just a childish game

im only 13 but u all over me like hookers over gay men,y dont u pay gay men for  sex with 10 yen,well i aint gay so cya amen, hell, u da ones makin me rap again

i aint gay so get ur gay ass away,u gonna end up with notin more to say , u gonna be a gay, 10 dollars a day,
stay at a gay club and never go away

all u can do is spot ONE bad line wen if u rapped ud have dem all da time, im tellin u now bitch gay sex is a crime, well break ur legs,arms face and your spine, and NO, i cant say fancy rhymes all da time

RE: Leave my man alone!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2004 1:18 PM

dat aint lame.
u cant come up with anything better can u?
no?
so shut up u loser.
that was only one bad line anyway, u peck at my mistakes like a starvin bird u loser. u cant rhyme so shut it.

my rhymes will make u ill if its u i dont kill someone from newzealand will and i will get u back in angies name,u just sit there and twirl spiral and spin till u hurl but this is all just a childish game

im only 13 but u all over me like hookers over gay men,y dont u pay gay men for  sex with 10 yen,well i aint gay so cya amen, hell, u da ones makin me rap again

i aint gay so get ur gay ass away,u gonna end up with notin more to say , u gonna be a gay, 10 dollars a day,
stay at a gay club and never go away

all u can do is spot ONE bad line wen if u rapped ud have dem all da time, im tellin u now bitch gay sex is a crime, well break ur legs,arms face and your spine, and NO, i cant say fancy rhymes all da time

Sam, U  R the coolest!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 9:17 AM

Sam, as i sit here and type this message 2 U i can feel my dick getting bigger, i bet you've got big strong muscles too! Dont listen 2 all the haters who dont like your rap, i think its cool but i think you're even cooler. If you wanted you could stay with Bonnie but i could kinda be your online boyfriend.

Hope to hear from U soon!

Lover Boy
XXXXXXXXX

RE: Sam, U ?R the coolest!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2004 4:24 PM

i just realised, y am i pissed at u?
i dont like u lover boy,
ill just sit here, post ur messages to all my friends and have a good laugh.

I'm so happy Sam...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2004 11:19 AM

Yes! Let all your friends know that we're an item now! Oh, I'm so glad your not mad at me anymore and now we can begin our sexy relationship!

P.S. I hope Bonnie doesn't get jealous wink wink!

Lover Boy
XXX X X X X X

Sam?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2004 5:24 AM

YOOO HOOO! Where are you my love?

Lover Boy
X X X XXX X X X X

Sam...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2004 7:56 AM

If you like it hard and fast in the ass then don't post back.

Lover Boy
XXXXXX

RE: Sam...   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2004 8:23 PM

do u come on here evryday or something? i forgot about u, but now ive started laughing again, hey, i was just chatting with some girls wen i was catchin my bus, and ive got a gf, wats wrong wit u?

Hey there sexy ass   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2004 12:30 PM

I come here every day looking for you my love, and if you've got a gf then that's cool with me, I don't mind if you're bi.


P.S. I bet you give great head.

Lover boy
XXX

Sam + Lover Boy 4ever   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2004 6:46 PM

Are you into dogging? Also i hope you've got a big cock cos im really into deep penatration!

Lover Boy
XXXX

whos sam?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2004 9:39 PM

my name jerome cruz u idiot. or jakuaz or wateva my nickname is.
and im not bi and im not gay and ive told all the girls at newmarkt at the busstop that ive got a gay guy chasing a straight boy who doesnt want to have anything to do with the gay guy so the gay guy can just fuck off and leave me alone or ill spread the word about this site and everyone can see what you have been saying to me and see how i refuse to become gay and join in yopur gay celebration festival thing or wateva u call it.

get the point dumbass?

Hey, I'm down with it.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2004 2:42 PM

That's cool, I love the name Jerome too, makes you sound so manly. I'm sorry if I've been offending you but as you kept comimg back I just though you were interested and just playing games. I still like chatting with you so keep posting up messages if your up for it.

Lover Boy
XXX

lmao!!! lolx100000   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2004 11:06 PM

u know wat? im leavin and never coming back!
cya gay fag!

don't do it Jerome!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2004 8:06 AM

Noooooo!!! Don't go! Everyone on this site loves you not just me! Please stay and chat with me!

Lover Boy
XXXXX

Jerome don't leave me alone.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2004 10:09 AM

You stay here with me Jerome, me licky licky only five dollar... Me love you long time sailor.

Lover Boy
XXX  X X X X

RE: Cool   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2004 8:00 AM

i saw spiderman the movie i  thought at first it was to babyish

RE: its still wrong   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2004 6:45 AM

Your saying its a shame you don't have asister to go out with? your gross

RE: hello.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2004 6:46 AM

you call child line or something if your being abused (Which you are sucker bitch)

RE: 2 cents   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2004 6:49 AM

Or 50 cents get it get it... Why the rapping, your all shit and illiterate and retards who won't get real jobs cos your big losers.

RE: Your the fag!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2004 6:52 AM

Oh my what a great reply sounds like a classic case of denial to me, oh incidentally why don't you use the delete key loser with shit for brains oh wait i'm sorry i shouldn't be so harsh on someone who has no talent for rapping and is being abused by their parents

RE: Spiderman 2   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2004 6:54 AM

direwold or what ever he is is a big loser who raps cos he doesn't have any friends to socialise with

RE: ?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2004 6:55 AM

Agreed

spiderman   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2004 3:08 PM

you are so cool

LOL   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2004 6:09 PM

Online rapping in  a movie trailer review section.

Beyond my comprehension you all must be the coolest of cats having to have the last word.

When infact you suck, you'll never make a career out of rapping, you're just another kid amoung the millions out there who attempting to be someone like Eminem.

Get real,
And P.S

I'm never going to visit this site again, so anything you say will never, ever reach my eyes.  If you want the last word find me in the real world, not on some website.

SHIT   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2004 12:04 PM

hey does any body know where i can download spiderman 2 not the demo or a bad graphic one just the damn game