New Harry Potter: Azkaban Teaser Trailer!

By Jack November 12, 2003 8:31 PM

Grab your magic wands or brooms or whatever it is you Harry Potter fans carry because I have found for you the brand spankin' new trailer from the up and coming Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Oh! I saw Gary Oldman in there!

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8() reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2003 7:04 AM

J.K Rowling has been reported to have been unhappy with some alterations the filmmakers have made to the original story. Apparently at one point Malfoy breaks into an Eminem rap and Harmony Ron and Harry have a hot sweaty orgy.

RE: 8() reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2003 4:51 PM

omg! i wouldn't be very happy either!! wuts up with this director!?

yea! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2003 6:18 AM

I think he also directed Showgirls.

RE: 8() reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2003 2:55 PM

That was funny...I would personally strangle the director if that actually happened...But the thing I'm wondering, is what's up with the "something wicked this way comes" stuff? It's a cool line, but since when does Hogwarts have a Chorus? Oh yeah, and when did Malfoy learn to fold origami.

WAIT!!! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2003 7:56 AM

I think u all should wait till u watch the movie. It's just common sense, wait-watch-talk about it...
u know that's why it's called "teaser"...
It's supposed to tease you.
F.

? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2003 8:26 AM

Did someone let you out of your cage?

azkaban ruined reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2003 2:03 PM

i think it will be ruined. Where are the cloak and robes? The chorus sings a okay song but did they have a chorus in the book NO! dont think so where is chris columbis?! ;(

azkaban ruined reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2003 2:04 PM

i think it will be ruined. Where are the cloak and robes? The chorus sings a okay song but did they have a chorus in the book NO! dont think so where is chris columbis?! ;(

RE: 8() reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2003 12:41 PM

do they really have an orgy????

HARRY POTTER reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2003 3:44 PM

I THINK THE ORGY WILL NICE! I MEAN THE GIRL WHO PLAY HERMINY IS FREACKIN HOT SO MABE WE GETS TO SHE HER NAKED CAUSE SHE IS HOT

HOT reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2003 3:51 PM

I HOPE THE ORGY IS TRUE BECAUSE THE GIRL WHO PLAYS HERMINY IS SO DANM HOT AND IM THINKIN WITH MY HEAD AND NOT THE ONE ON MY SHOULDERS. AND MABE SEE HER NAKED THAT BE VERY VERY NICE.

RE: 8() reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2003 3:55 PM

I THINK THE DIRECKTOR IS VERY SMART TO PUT IN THE ORGY HERMINYS DANM HOT U MUCT BE GAY

RE: 8() reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2003 2:24 AM

You can always have some rough sex with Dobbey the house Fuck.

Stupid schmuck !!

RE: WAIT!!! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2003 2:27 AM

Nice talk, NOT !!

The F. stands for FUCKER i guess .

RE: HOT reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2003 2:30 AM

go wack your self horney beast from hell.

I will tell your mommy about it, she'll slap your ass like last years x-mass (and new year and eastern and and and jeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You like it don;t ya you dirty little Bastard !!!)

RE: HOT reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2003 9:56 AM

hum, i dunno where are u from, but in my country what you said is kinda illegal, i think...
i hope (and i think) everithing's just a fake...

ugh reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 10:12 AM

i hope this rap and orgy thing doesn't happen 'cuz that's just wrong!

where the freak is chris?

RE: 8() reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2004 7:44 PM

What do you think fuck head.

qwertyuiop reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2004 7:47 PM

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