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By Jack November 12, 2003 6:30 PM
Christian Slater's wife was arrested today for allegedly hitting him with a glass. He received 20 (or was it nine?) stitches for a head wound. After crying to the po-po (that's American for police), Slater "changed his story and said it was an accident" when he realised his woman would wind up in jail. Talk about True Romance!
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Limey fucker 
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2003 5:56 AM
What do you mean 'That's American for police'? What are you some holy than thou limey or something? We live in a land of democracy and we'll refer to the god damn 'police' however we feel like!
RE: Limey fucker reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2003 10:07 PM
Democracy !!!??
Check the polls stats man !
You live in a modern roman empire, no such democracy there !
AHAH !
K
Shit eater reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 14, 2003 6:44 AM
F*ck you man! Don't noboby dis the USA. Why don't you go live in Iraq!?
RE: Shit eater reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2003 3:35 AM
Cuz the US fucked it up, and has been actively fucking it up since the early 90's and it's a real shit place to be because of that. Pardon my French (ribbit)
Shit eater reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2003 6:29 AM
I knew it! You're a god damn frenchie! You fuckers would be speaking nazi right now if it weren't for the good ol U.S.
Six Degrees of Jack reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 17, 2003 8:35 PM
No, cause you still be part of the British Empire if it wasn't for the frenchies. Remember Lafayette?
Oh, sorry. Do you KNOW Lafayette?
By the way, you would be a native american if it wasn't for the british colonization with his pilgrims.
Also, the UK wouldn't be an empire if the Romans didn't reach England and gave those brute normands a little bit of civilization.
And the Roman Empire wouldn't exist if Julius Caesar hasn't won the War of the Gaulois, defeating the...
OK, you're right. It's all frenchies fault.
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 18, 2003 10:34 AM
You can just lick the boots of the USA becuase we're the biggest nation around and everyone always comes crying to us when there in trouble. You just wish your screwed up country was as good as the U.S of A buddy!
RE: whatever reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 18, 2003 3:30 PM
"everyone always comes crying to us when there in trouble"
Like Bush to the UN? TWICE?
whatever reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2003 6:22 AM
You think your being a smartass by saying 'what if the french had never helped us against the british' well so fucking what? If it hadn't have been for the slave trade then all the black people living it up in the capitalist west would still be running round in loin-cloths back in Africa you dumbass!
to all you fucking murderers reply
Posted by UStheBullshit (usthebullshitte@yahoo.com) on November 19, 2003 8:32 AM
TAKE A GOOD FUCKING LOOK AT THE PHILIPPINES ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKERS WOULD FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING UP AND YOU WOULD FUCK UP EVERYTHING WE HUMAN BEINGS HAVE AND FUCKING HOLD DEAR AND YOU WITH YOUR WHITE SUPREMACIST JEFFREY DAHMER FUCKING BULLSHIT ATTITUDE WOULD EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING FACE TO EVEN BULLSHIT US WITH THE FUCKING LIES THAT IS YOUR FILTHY FUCKED UP LIES AND YOUR FILTHY FUCKING FRUSTRATIONS AND EVEN HAVE THE GUTS TO BULLSHIT US WITH YOUR FUCKING "GOD BLESS AMERICA " FUCKING BULLSHIT AS IF YOU DO NOT WALK AT THE FUCKING BACKS OF DEAD NATIVE CIVILIZATIONS IN EVERY SINGLE DAY OF YOUR BULLSHIT WORTHLESS FUCKING LIVES AND AS IF YOU ARE NOT BEING FUCKING MOUTHFED BY ALL THE FUCKING COUNTRIES YOU STARVE TO DEATH YOU WOULDN'T EVEN OWN UP AND EVEN LAUGH AT YOUR OWN BULLSHIT LIKE THE FUCKING ARMCHAIR SERIAL KILLER MOTHERFUCKERS THAT YOU TRULY FUCKING ARE AND YOU EVEN HAVE THE FACE STILL TO LAY CLAIM TO SHIT THAT IS EVEN CLOSE TO THE WORDS FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY THAT CLEARLY DOES NOT BELONG TO A FUCKED UP SHIT FUCK PO PO POLICE STATE DICTATORIAL TYRANNICAL BULLSHIT FUCKING CIVILIZATION AS FUCKING FUCKED UP AS YOURS ?!?!?!?!? YOU MOTHERFUCKING BLOODSUCKING BLOODTHRISTY SERIAL KILLING GENOCIDAL PRICKS STILL NOT CONTENTED WITH THE FUCKING FILTHY BULLSHIT THAT YOU HAVE FUCKING UNLEASHED UNTO THE WORLD YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS !@!!!!!!! FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!FUCK YOU ALL !!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOUR GODDAMNED TURN MOTHERFUCKING FASCIST FUNDAMENTALIST BULLSHIT AND YOUR FILTHY FUCKING FASCIST IMPERIALIST FUCKING BULLSHIT AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MAKE ME SICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE 'FRENCHIES' THE LIMEYS THE 'RAGHEADS' THE 'GOOKS' THE FILIPINOS & THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD YOU HAVE FUCKED UP SHOULD COME RIGHT IN MOTHERFUCKING THERE AND FUCKING KILL YOU ALL AND FORCE YOU ALL TO FUCKING VOMIT BACK ALL THE SHIT YOU STOLE AND FUCKING HOARDED SO YOU CAN SAY ALL YOUR BULLSHIT ONTO MOTHERFUCKING US !!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU ALL !!!!!! DESTROY AMERICA AND KILL ALL THESE BULLSHIT FUCKING AMERICAN PIGS!!!!!!!!!!! YES TO OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!! YES TO SADDAM HUSSEIN !!!!!!!!! YES TO THE TERRORISTS !!!!!!!!!!!HORRAY FOR OUR SEPT 11 ATTACKS !!!!!!!FUCK YOU ALL AND MOTHERFUCKING DIE !!!!!!!!
Uncle Fucker reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2003 4:05 AM
Okay dickwad, take a deep breath, count backwards from ten and go back to your cave in Afganistan.
RE: Uncle Fucker reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 20, 2003 6:43 AM
Yeah, to Afghanistan!
Where the evil hides!
Cause there's no evil in the USA!
Do you know where it comes the Bin Laden's fortune? From his business with the USA!
To the other guy: I bet black people should've prefer to live free in Africa than enslaved in "the good'ol US of A"
WWW reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2003 8:03 PM
Well, now;
Guess the only true way all this crap will stop is when all races are interbred, resulting in a true "one people, one planet" society. I am dumbfounded that we have been a species for 4million years and we still can't get past this Racist Bull****. Is it ever gonna end? I know I've got better things to do with my time than worry abaout where the lines are drawn on some little map. These are not difficult concepts to grap, folks...even morons, oxy or otherwise, can see the reasonable aspects of this attitude.
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WTF!? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2003 8:15 AM
Wait, so you're saying we should all start inbreeding!?
RE: WTF!? reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 24, 2003 9:26 AM
The theory from "Bullworth" movie: everyone fuck with everyone till the mix makes one single color.
hell yea! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2003 7:45 AM
And the only fucking country in the world where this is happening is USA! All you other fucked up countries are all racsist and you torcher people who are different colurs, your sick!
RE: hell yea! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 25, 2003 9:00 AM
Excuse me, where happened things like KKK, Martin Luther King's murder, LAPD beating black people, abuse cases of jews and muslims (often with deaths), prison and deportation to latin, asian and african immigrants? In Uranus?
Cock-sucking hoe! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2003 8:29 AM
Oh, and where the fuck do you come from prick? I suppose your dumbass country is heaven on earth!? Every time someone bithes about the USA its because they're jealous!
RE: Cock-sucking hoe! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 26, 2003 5:25 PM
I come from a country fucked by the USA. One more from the zillion.
But this isn't about my country or jealous (which I'm not, cause you're an ape with a gun), it's about yours.
loser reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2003 2:22 AM
See, that's always your fucking problem, as far as your concerned everything is always the USA's fault why don't you look at yourselves for once before bitching about us.
RE: loser reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 27, 2003 6:02 PM
Have you heard about ALCA and IMF?
By the way, with whom are you going to bitch about USA's faults?
That's, of course, if you think you have some.
/?/ reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2003 6:56 AM
Boo hoo it's all the big nasty Amwerica's fault! It's not our problem that the infrastucure in your country is fucked.
RE: /?/ reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 1, 2003 7:58 PM
Yes, it is. But as usual, you're another american who doesn't know all the wrongs of your country, and the only way to defend itself from it is: "YOURS IS WORST"
Lame.
. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2003 2:31 AM
America is the leader of the free world, you understand that? The FREE world. In America people have the freedom to fulfill there dreams; a man can grow up in the gutter and go on to be a millionaire. Compare this to a fucked up country like, say Argentina where the government is so corrupt that half the population don't even work. Don't try and tell me he USA is fucked up.
RE: . reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 3, 2003 2:38 PM
What if my dream is to start shooting at a school in Columbine? O beat a black man to death if I'm a cop in Ohio? Can I fulfill them?
And if you know I'm from Argentina, don't try to be subtle, "say like..." It makes you look more stupid, if possible.
You're so fucked up, that the example of Bill Gates makes you think you're in paradise. What about the people who aren't rich? Bums, homeless, black and latin unemployed or in jail communities... Full of examples.
Pity the fool. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2003 5:57 AM
Oh, so you ARE from Argentina? Man you are such a dumbass, I've been stringing you along for weeks, getting you ranting and raving; I'm not even American.
RE: Pity the fool. reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 5, 2003 5:25 PM
But you're an US ally.
:-I reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2003 6:05 AM
I live in Canada, they're our closest neighbours but I don't agree with alot of their policys. You're really easy to wind-up man, maybe you should take a chill pill every once in a while.
RE: :-I reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 9, 2003 5:52 PM
Are you drug-dealing me?
RE: :Skullfire reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2003 5:13 AM
The deal with Skullfire is he's an American-Hater, he blames all the worlds problems on the U.S.A., of course he's never been here, but loves to rant about the "Great Satan". I won't talk shit about Argentina because I've never been there, and how much can anyone know about any country if he/she does not live there.
Just cause Skully hates the U.S.A. does not mean he dislikes everything American: he chats it up on an American site, digs American movies, names himself after one of the X-Men, and clearly likes American cuss words. In short he's like everyone else I've encountered while traveling the world. They don't like us, but love Americana in all it's forms, and if our fore-fathers had not been treated like shit in all of the other countries (why we are Americans today), perhaps today we'd give a damn.
And for the record, "Po-Po" is not an American term, Kings english or otherwise. We call police "cops" or "pigs" depending on if we like them or not.
True. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2003 11:52 AM
Yea, but we're still not whiter than white, I mean I love being an American and living in this great country but although we're not the great Satan loads of countries make us out to be we still have a pretty chequred past. Afterall, we started off by stealing this country from the Native Americans.
RE: True. reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2003 5:39 PM
Oh for fuck sakes, can't we all just get along! The US does have some problems, but wtf doesn't every country!? Why was the US started in the first place? To escape corruption and to form a more perfect union! If people want to talk shit about the US let them, because it just shows their power to be a dipshitting asswipe. Anyways how did this long line get started from some bitch being arrested, to a flaming? Anyways before anyone starts flaming, just remember "what would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through that's what Brian Boitano'd do!"
It is I reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 25, 2003 4:32 PM
I'm afriad I must confess to starting this long and pointless thread. You see, while I go under the banner of 'Radom Shemp' I am actually the person who has single handedly brought this site back from the dead. A couple of months ago these message boards were like a graveyard, but a few simple inflamatory remarks here and there and suddenly we're back in business. I've even enticed Skullfire back.
RE: to all you fucking murderers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 11:45 AM
yall r fuckin dumb
RE: to all you fucking murderers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2004 11:47 AM
n by the way u aint cute damn y do u guys act so fuckin imature go up the the *REAL* iraqies n say it 2 their fuckin faces DAMN!yall got me fucked up
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