Mel's Jesus Film Finally Gets Distribution!

By Jack October 22, 2003 2:35 PM

Just when you thought no one would touch Mel Gibson's 2nd directorial effort, the controversial and allegedly Jew Hating film, (Memento and Donnie Darko distributer) Newmarket has signed a deal for the recently re-christened "The Passion of Christ."

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Mels keeping it real!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2003 4:32 PM

Top Movies of Fiction to check out:

1. Return of the King

2. Passion of Christ

3. Peter Pan

4. Kill Bill Vol.2

5. Rug Rats in Hedonism

6. Star Trek 16: search for Mudd
7. Six Billion Dollar Man

8. Skullfires Brain

9. The Flash

10. Battle Star Galactica

All great Fiction!!!!!!!!  yipee

How about...   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on October 24, 2003 5:58 PM

A random shemp?

Sounds like an Oscar Nominee

RE: Mels keeping it real!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2003 8:51 AM

The Passion is not fiction.  What is wrong with you?

RE: Mels keeping it real!   reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on October 25, 2003 8:41 PM

Looks like someone caught on to the subtle implications.

Jesus lives in my brain.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2003 4:43 AM

Ask yourself this question Skullfire, are you an Argentinian or an Argentiniarn't?

Re: Farce, but funny.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2003 6:59 AM

"The Passion" is Fiction, just as the Bible, Koran, Torah, and all the rest of that silly Religion shit is Fiction. My favorite characters are Yoda, Jesus, the Talking Snake, and the Little Elephant with a lot of arms! That stuff is hilarious!

RE: Re: Farce, but funny.   reply

Posted by sKillBot (travis@pulley.org) on October 28, 2003 12:16 AM

I'm a big fan of J.R. Bob Dobbs, the Cheshire Cat, Adam Smith's invisible hand, and Pikachu.

RE: Re: Farce, but funny.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2003 5:11 AM

I agree with Skillbot, Pikachu is just as wise and cute as Jesus Christ or the Kool-aid Man.

What the fuck?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2003 7:06 AM

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

RE: Jesus lives in my brain.   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on October 29, 2003 10:13 AM

I ask myself only in spanish, so please translate the last word.

If you can.

RE: Re: Farce, but funny.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2003 6:09 AM

When u die, dont go crying to Jesus!!!

Mel Gibson=n.1   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2003 6:15 AM

Mel Gibson is great cause he can direct an excellent movie and star in it 2, by actually interpretating a full stuning role. So F.O to all of u, who dont appresciate his talented work.

Some Comments are just so uncalled for!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2003 6:56 AM

Hi, I'm a jew and proud to be! Just wanted to let you know that about the controversial and allegedly jew relating comment...it's the other way around!

RE: what are you babbling about?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2003 5:49 AM

huh?

RE: what are you babbling about?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2003 4:06 PM

I am a Christian and proud of it, and yes I believe in talking snakes.

religion rules!

jesus   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2003 4:27 PM

To all those who put down Jesus and christians in this world i pray for you because GOD will not have any mercy on ur soul if you do nto have his son in ur heart. P.S. i dont dislike the people that hate Jesus or God i just dislike what you stand for.

RE: jesus   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2003 9:50 AM

I never said anything about HATE.

I just don't believe in these ridiculous characters, whether it be God, Jesus, talking Snakes, or Santa Claus.

.,.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2003 6:30 AM

I'm a muslim and proud of it. I believe that all of you infidels will burn in Hell while I will supple at the breasts of virgins.

People mess things up.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2004 7:56 AM

Chriostians mess up a lot. They judge ppl a lot.  They teach one thing and do another things a lot.  But christians arn't perfect just forgiven, so don't discard the Messiah just because some ppl are messed up.  Another thing if u dont believe a lot of this stuff then do some reasearch and make an educated decision about religion and afterlife.   "More Than A Carpenter" or "The Case For Christ"