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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2003 10:56 PM
Freddy vs Jason vs Ash would be a great movie to make, JUST to make. It might make more money than FvsJ just cause of the even wider fan base but I doubt this movie will ever happen no matter what. No one will want to put up the money to make it which is probably a good idea. But if I had the money, Id pay to make it just to see it. Oh yea! Ash would rip em new ones.
Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2003 11:10 AM
Why don't they make a movie with Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers. That would be the greatest movie ever.
Halloween at Elm Street on Friday the 13th.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2003 2:34 PM
Because No one would see it! Thats why Ash has to be thrown in, to make it the best movie ever!
RE: Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2003 2:34 PM
Because No one would see it! Thats why Ash has to be thrown in, to make it the best movie ever!
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Posted by EZE (eze_2003_uhs@yahoo.com) on September 8, 2003 5:16 PM
i'm sorry but michael myers has no involvment in any previous horror movie with freddy or jason, ash however does. the book of the dead used in the last two movies of the trilogy was used in jason goes to hell. and since that has more involvment to the series than lil mikey has ever had, make way for ash.
ash vs jason vs freddy
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 9, 2003 12:53 PM
they should make another evil dead first, with the same director, to connect jason and freddy to the storyline, and then make ash kick both their asses.
RE: Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers and Jason Voorh
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2003 5:44 PM
#1 suck my fireman and #2 ash not only would kick the crap out of freddy and jason,he'd make mincemeat pie outta u =D
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 6:56 AM
At the end of F v J, they appear out of a foggy creak and walk onto land, this is them making their way to the cabin were Ash will be when he see's it on the news that there has been sightings of Jason and Freddy and since Freddy is pretty much just a head, the book of the dead is what could be used to bring back Freddy to his natural form, Ash makes his way to the cabin and boom Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash
RE: freddy vs jason sequel
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 3:37 PM
Freddy and jason are zombie's and ghouls Back from the dead in one form or another... micheal myers hasn't died yet... he can be killed... eventually and jason or freddy could do it so easy... + the Book Of The Dead made an appearance in JASON GOES TO HELL: the final friday... hence ASH might be in the sequel... yes yes...
RE: Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 3:40 PM
dumbass... how can halloween fall on friday the 13th (duh) halloweens OCTOBER 31ST!!.... think before you type!!
JASON WOULD WIN
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 4:28 PM
ALL YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS, JASON WILL OVERCOME ALL ODDS AND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF FREDDY AND ASH IN THE END, JASON VOORHEES IS NOT HUMAN, HE CANT DIE, I KNOW ITS THE SAME WIT FREDDY, BUT FREDDY IS A FUCKIN LIL GIRL WHO CANY DO SHIT UNLESS HES IN SOMEONES DREAM, SO HE WOULD GET KNOCKED OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND, AND IT WOULD BE JASON WHO WOULD BE NUMBER 1 OUT OF JASON V.S ASH, JASON WONT DIE, HE CANT, THEY NEED TO MAKE A SEQUAL TO STEPHIN KINGS CHRISTINE, NOW THAT WOULD BE INTERESTIN, FREDDY V.S JASON V.S CHRISTINE!!!, I WOULD PUT MY MONEY ON THE 58'PLYMOUTH FURY!
RE: JASON WOULD WIN
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 4:31 PM
hell yea, christine would waste on those fucks, christine rules
Freddy, Jason, and Ash
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2003 12:34 PM
Freddy: I don't like what you've been talking about I'll see you in your dreams! Jason:.............. Ash: thanks for your comments.
Freddy vs Jason 2 will be awesome
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 17, 2003 1:52 PM
I have seen the movie two times and it's the best movie out there and seeing what happened at the end,i think there will be another one cause it's too big to kill Jason and Freddy,besides Jason has been here longer than Freddy.For the soundtrack they need to have KORN,stone sour,godsmack,marilyn manson,tool,ozzy osbourne do a bunch of songs for the movie and the lead singer of Korn Jonathan Davis should be in the movie,the movie will be the shit...
RE: fvjva
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2003 10:01 PM
this is EZE,and yea i have a comment,lemme put u against a guy with a sawed off shotgun and a chansaw for a hand,u tell me then how ash matches up. and LEATHERFACE? leatherface is good,but one problem,he's a true person,those movies are based on real events dipwad. do ur homework. and WTF is "so everyone who thinks that knows nothing" omg, GRAMMER! and the great one of what? retards? the great @$$? get a life, get a clue, ta-ta!
lol@Chucky
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 23, 2003 2:02 PM
Whoever said Chucky will be in Freddy VS. Jason 2 is even more retarded than all the asswipes that want Ash in it. Ash is a bitch and Just becuase they show that one part in Jason goes to hell doesnt mean a damn thing. And Chucky?!?!? omg did you even have to go there? Chucky is a little fucking toy doll that Jason, or even Freddy for that matter could shred to peices with little or no resistance. Chucky? Come on thats not a real horror movie! For our sake I hope that rumor you heard about Chucky is bullshit, but I'm not worried i doubt they'd stoop that low.- Weedfiend420
Secrets about the next FVJ
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2003 12:46 AM
In the next Freddy Versus Jason movie it will be Reavealed That Freddy is a closet homosexual. you will find out about his gay past experiance having homosexual intercourse in the restroom stalls of junior high.And its even reaveled he still has gay urges. I know its hard to belive but you'll all see for yourself!
ash vs micheal myers
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 27, 2003 8:46 PM
i think ash and micheal should fight cuz they are both awesome...all the other horror movie guys could make an appearence and ash could beat his way thru them and train and become the strongest..ash would totally beat micheal and win but there should be a twist with the book of the dead in any movie ash is in.
Ash Rocks
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2003 8:01 AM
It'd be a good fight, but in the end, Ash would win. I mean come on, worse comes to worse he could just summon a bunch of zombies and demons and whatnot using the Necronomicon. and after the demons kill freddy and jason, Ash would beat the crap out of them just like in the Evil Dead movies. and a movie with Christine would rock. Ash would still win though... look at his car in Army of Darkness. nuff said.
re:freddy,jason,micheal,ash
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2003 7:14 AM
why don't u just make all four of them in a movie against each other you stupid people
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2003 1:39 PM
YES!YES!YES!you friggin'genius! You just ended this whole goddamn argument! You kick ass,...whoever you are.
ASH IS A FUCKING FAG
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2003 9:19 PM
freddy and jason both rule .mike myers can go fuck himself, ash is a faggot,chuckey is just a fucking piece of plastic that should be forgot about, leather face would run outta of gas in his chain saw before he could try to do damage and last but not least christe is a fucking cracked out hooker. jason and freddy are going to be the best story teller for the rest of time so every body just shut up about every other horror flick charter cus they all fuckin suck!!!!!!!!!!
THE BAD GUY
fvjvm
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2003 1:38 PM
i think michael should be in a freddy vs jason sequel cause it would just be cool, and the poster would look cool , like the first one when they're face to face exept with michael in the back. I do agree that they do need to think of a way to get freddy back cause otherwise it'll be gay and plus the fight scenes would be awsome with the three of them. They at least need soem fair competition and about the chucky thing. Chucky is a little bitch and freddy jason or anyone else could kick his ass.
Freddy vs Jason sequel
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Posted by boy164life (sexyboy9287) on October 11, 2003 9:53 PM
Freddy is the best! He may get beat up but nobody and I mean nobody can kill Freddy!! They should definitly make a sequel to freddy vs jason it will be awesome, and I would definitly go see it!
Ash vs Freddy Vs Jason
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2003 9:50 AM
Ok, to anybody that HASN'T seen evil dead 1 2 or 3 be quiet. The rest of you know where I come from when I say that movie would be amazing. Ash has the perfect charisma for such a role. Truly with his smart ass comments and attitude he would made a graet foe for those two. Ash himself though mortal and capable of dying has this amazingly slapstick way of getting hammered at each oppurtunity. I can see that happeening, I can picture it in my head and it definitely looks good to me! Plus, hopefully it will ignite ashes popularity and we may even see an evil dead 4 after! Come on, can it really be that bad?!?!
My point is to make everyone laugh
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Posted by Conorfly (Conorbrat@yahoo.ie) on October 18, 2003 9:32 AM
Yeah saw Freddy Vs Jason recently and it rules. Throwing Ash into the mix would be a nightmare come ture. I was sooooo excited when I heard that there might be a chance in hell that they would do a follow up with Ash. So excited in fact that I'm in the middle of writing a script for it! But don't expect it to be made I've got zero representation. I'm giving it a try anyway. Got 40 pages done so far. The treatment would baffle most people. Anyway scriptwriting is all about having an inflated ego so why not write about it!!!
OH SWEET MARY JESUS!
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Posted by BMT (No Email) on October 18, 2003 5:26 PM
Okay, before I go into my opinion, I'd like to remind all those very inane people who post stuff like "have you ever had sex with a girl?" and "piss off you little nerds" that they themselves have spent a minute signing up to this website and posting their pointless posts. Do you think anyone voicing their film opinion cares about your retarded insults? It's a well known fact if any dumb fucknut who posts any clich? shit about being a virgin, there's a 110% that person is a virgin themselves. So if you don't have anything fun/constructive to say, then piss off back to your postman pat laden bedrooms.
As for the movie, I am yet another fan of Ash, for there is no one way to describe his utter/sheer nature of gerooovy. BUT! May I suggest another movie angle...
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash vs. Austin Powers vs. Neo vs. Takeshi vs. Dark Helmet
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Posted by Conorfly (Conorbrat@yahoo.ie) on October 19, 2003 4:49 AM
I see where you?re coming from and that?s why I've decided to go for a more action/adventure slant with the story. It isn?t just about a series of fights more like a Raiders of the Lost Ark meets back to the future Pt2 rip off. The plot is ludicrous and but fun I think. Don?t want to give away to many details but imagine the fight of Jason Vs Freddy never actually ends. It gains a cult following to such a point that it becomes more popular with disillusioned voters than the 2004 presidential elections. Fast forward to Ash in the decimated future. That?s only part of about twenty directions my story takes. Remember time travel is such a fun thing that you can go wherever whenever you want. Maybe my idea is rubbish but the potential for this proposed sequel is enormous.
RE: Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers and Jason Voorh
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2003 12:58 PM
i say you should stop sucking dick and typing at the same time since you obviously can't do that at the same time.
RE: Freddy vs Jason 2 will be awesome
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2003 5:50 AM
shiiiiit, fuck off... the soundtrack would need less fagetty music than that... HAIL TO THE KINGS!.. at least put in some Gorgoroth, Covenant, Burzum, Mayhem, early cradle of filth, children of bodom, lordi, anaal nathrakh, mistress, frost black metal soundtrack.... the most brutal music for the most brutal film.. hey I know.. lets bring FAUST into the equation too... he'd kick ashes ass... not saying ash is a pussy cuz he rocks but faust owns + Jon davis sucks so much ass
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2003 7:10 PM
yes, yes but we know who the winner is jason ! idiots!!!!!!!!!!!
Simple Solution
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2003 5:53 AM
Hmm, how to put this nicely, the film is set in the modern day right? So Freddy vs Jason vs American Military Forces, a real short film. Freddy and Jason start to look all pissed off and then get shot full of holes, and I know everyone is going to say "but Jason never dies" well thats' all well and good when your still leaving components have been scattered across a very large area due to a rocket hitting you. :) Just my two cents there, and oh yeah, for all of the people getting confused Bruce Campbell is an actor that plasy the character Ash, Bruce Campbell himslef does not have a chainsaw in place of a hand. (Additional note, can you see how I managed to make my point without swearing? shocking isn't it :D)
RE:no sam rock
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2003 5:39 PM
The first thing we're gonna do is
change that fucking name.
MOVE TO REVEAL a man and a woman. The man is KEN BILLER --
early forties, slick clothing, a lot of money. The woman,
JANET DAVENPORT, is in her twenties and wears a chic
business suit. She's a Realtor and is holding an armful
of papers and documents. She looks dubious at Biller's
idea.
an Idea
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Posted by ARollingRock (yes) on October 29, 2003 5:35 AM
What about Ash vs. Leatherface? 2 chainsaws,twice the fun,and if any of you have seen the latest edition of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Ash and Leather have something in common,NO RIGHT HAND.
Im Embarassed
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Posted by ARollingRock (yes) on October 29, 2003 5:44 AM
I hate to say it,but ive only recently becom a major horror movie fan,The Evil Dead was my first,so im a major ash fan.I gotta agree kinda,if they make Ash vs. Freddy vs. Jason,they need to take their time,and dont rush production,cuz if they make this one wrong,all three series will be tarnished forever,just like Star Wars with the Star Wars Holiday Special. BTW is Jason Goes To Hell any good?,im embarassed to say that ive never seen it.
RE: Ash's involvment
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2003 3:20 PM
fr v's ja v's ash all have items in, book of the dead in jason goes to hell, freddy's glove in evil dead above work cabin door so this movie would rock like the end of the world.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2003 3:39 PM
how about x-men v's all horror villians, horror will get asses kicked back to hell, no weapon is sharper than wolverines claws, no dream demon can hurt xaviour. now that movie would kick seriouse ass.
FvJ2 or ED4?
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Posted by ARollingRock (yes) on October 30, 2003 5:35 AM
A cool story line for FvJ2 or maybe even ED4 would be that Ash goes to that fateful cabin in the woods,AGAIN,with his girlfriend and forgets not to play the recording of demonic ressurection rituals,AGAIN,and releases the Bowels of Hell upon Earh,AGIAN(DOH!).In the process,he also ressurects Freddy and Jason,who renew their battle between themselves,as well as Ash,and an unexpected,common enemy,the legions of the Evil Dead. I'm open for good or bad responses.
Freddy Vs Jason 2
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2003 8:14 PM
Fuck all of us!
They should make a movie with Michael Myers,Jason,Freddy,
Leatherface,Pin head,Ash. And LESBIANS!
RE: ASH IS A FUCKING FAG
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2003 5:26 PM
u cheap son of a bicth u dont fucking know that if it wrent for mike jason,freddy,ash,leatherface woundt have come out
WHAT!?!?!?!
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Posted by ARollingRock (yes) on November 7, 2003 5:18 AM
No posts for 3 days,what is this world coming to,could i have possibly fallen asleep last night and woken up in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and just not noticed?!?!? No,that couldnt be, I kicked a hobo on the way to school and he was alive.
Time to settle this
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 9, 2003 4:33 PM
Okay, listen up everyone in this damn room. This message goes out to everyone who thinks that Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash would be a good movie: FUCK OFF! I hope you all die. Bruce Campbell would shit himself if he knew that people like you called themselves his fans. I pity you for your own insanity. Ash is the greatest thing that ever happened to movies and New Line Cinema would take a huge shit on his name if they made this movie. The only way it would POSSIBLY be good is if Sam Raimi directed it. And even then, it would be ridiculous. Ash would massacre them soooo badly. He would rip them to shreds with his bare hands, EAT them, then shit out their remains, take a huge piss on them, and shoot the massive stinking pile with his fucking boomstick. If this movie is arranged out of a lapse in sanity for Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell, I will not only boycott the movie, I will form a picket line in front of whatever theater gets it and not let people in to see it. Dear god, this movie doesn't need to be made, and anyone that thinks it should be made needs to burn in hell right beside Freddy and Jason. Now Michael Myers, I could see. But no Ash, dear GOD no Ash!
RE:Lets settle this
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2003 5:10 AM
I have to agree that it would be better if Raimi directed (for one that would ensure Ashes victory,instead of some dick-weed New Line punk letting Freddy win. I also have to disagree here because I think a lot of fans (if you can call them that) would like to see Bruce in another movie playing as Ash.
RE: Time to settle this
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2003 3:05 PM
great one here k i agree with u that this movie should not happen and that every one who thinks that is an idiot but let me get this straight u think ash is so tough wow look at him him with his one arm and his sawed off shotgun. dont get me wrong i love the evil dead trioligy but common get real ash stands no chance against freddy or jason
RE: Time to settle this
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2003 3:06 PM
great one here k i agree with u that this movie should not happen and that every one who thinks that is an idiot but let me get this straight u think ash is so tough wow look at him him with his one arm and his sawed off shotgun. dont get me wrong i love the evil dead trioligy but common get real ash stands no chance against freddy or jason
RE: Time to settle this
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 13, 2003 3:06 PM
great one here k i agree with u that this movie should not happen and that every one who thinks that is an idiot but let me get this straight u think ash is so tough wow look at him him with his one arm and his sawed off shotgun. dont get me wrong i love the evil dead trioligy but common get real ash stands no chance against freddy or jason
Humorous Horror Flick
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2003 8:33 AM
JvFvA may actually be a really good damn movie now that i think about it, and with Freddys Jokes and Ash's humor this should make for a pretty damn funny movie
fvj2
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Posted by WICKED ONE (No Email) on February 25, 2004 9:28 PM
FUCK CHUCKY, FUCK ANYONE BUT FREDDY ASH JASON AND MEYERS...I am a true horror fan and i do recall the necronomicon being in Jason goes to hell so thus ash could be in the sequel, and it would be a well fought battle but either jason or freddy would come out. Bruce Campbell would not survive no matter how awesome i think ash is. But it would be more of a comedy than horror. Now as far as meyers goes, IT OWULD BE AWESOME to see the three battle it out but there is no sequence in any movie that is related to Halloween. Jason vs Meyers would be awesome just for the death scenes and to see which one is better. They both have strength, and are sick mudda fawkels. But you can stop jason, Meyers you cannot. But if the three had to battle it out id say meyers would win. Now liek i said if ash was in it, it would either go to freddy or jason, but the directors might not see it like that since ash is a kick ass, killin for good, unstoppable human. But it qwould be great for laughs. My opinion is, Freddy had an objective, but evenw ith new death scenes it was so repetitive, as well as Jason, Meyers had an objective and he wouldnt stop till it was completed which was to kill his sister, and anyone in the meyers house, but there was no point to ressurection. It was stupid bullshit. But with Jason adn Freddy there are ways to stop them unliek Meyers even though Jason is my all time fav killer in the horror movies today.
Jason & Michael vs Freddy & Pumpkinhead
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2004 8:45 PM
I dont know much of Ash n the evildead saga, but since im familiar wit elm street, crystal lake, n hadonfeild, IL i say have a tag match:
Jason&Michael vs Freddy&Pumpkinhead...but i doubt dis will happen
THE TRUTH
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 11:04 AM
Whoever said Chucky will be in Freddy VS. Jason 2 is even more retarded than all the asswipes that want Ash in it. Ash is a bitch and Just becuase they show that one part in Jason goes to hell doesnt mean a damn thing. And Chucky?!?!? omg did you even have to go there? Chucky is a little fucking toy doll that Jason, or even Freddy for that matter could shred to peices with little or no resistance. Chucky? Come on thats not a real horror movie! For our sake I hope that rumor you heard about Chucky is bullshit, but I'm not worried i doubt they'd stoop that low.- Weedfiend420
Freddy Vs. Jason 2
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 11, 2004 8:37 PM
People lets get a little realistic with this idea... Jason and Mike are basically exactly the same character, major difference being Jason came first, he uses a Machette instead of a knife, and lastly he is much better than Mike. Ash mixed in seems like a perfect movie combination. Go Ash!!!
Freddy vs. Jason II
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2004 5:22 PM
Freddy vs. Jason is a lot like King Kong vs. Godzilla was back in the day. It was the ultimate battle between two nemesis's. Adding a third party to a battle like this would simply take away from the pure enjoyment of the film. I am a big Ash fan. I love the Evil Dead series. Putting Ash in a film versus both Freddy and Jason just would not work. Putting Ash against one of them seperately, now that could work. As far as Freddy and Jason together is concerned, leave it at that. Freddy vs. Jason, period. Let those two fight it out on the big screen, then let Ash come in after the fact in his own film and clean up the trash. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Freddy vs...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2004 8:56 AM
Ok, first off, those of you who say Michael is weak, are morons. In fact, he is stronger, smarter, and faster than Jason. The Creepers... might be good, the flying plus his strength might make him a good person for them to fight against. Leatherface? HAHAHA. He'd die in like 2 seconds. Now Ash, he'd be good. He can take on things like armies of dead things and fight off demons and shit. He'd own. In the end... Michael would win. He has all the strengths of Jason, plus more, and Jason beat freddy in Freddy VS Jason. you know... someone on another site posted that they thought that Predator should be in this whole shabang. I think it's kinda dumb but they made a good arguement on how he would be the victor. You should try to find it.
why not all of them?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2004 7:34 PM
i want them all!! Freddy,Michal,Chucky,
jason,Leather face/Ed Gien,leprachun,Ash who could go wrong with all of them. FINALLY WE COULD DISOVER THE BEST OF THE BEST WITHOUT A DRAW!!
why not all of them?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 9, 2004 7:37 PM
WHY NOT ALL OF THEM? Ash,Michal,Jason,Freddy,leather face/Ed Gein,Chucky,Ghostface.
all of them then we could discover the best of best without having to dream about it
why?
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Posted by FK1428 (No Email) on June 13, 2004 2:10 PM
why ash? you might as well bring bruce wayne in to fight freddy vs jason. Come on, we need a REAL HORROR LEGEND, not a guy with a gun, and there would be no reason for him to be there.
Freddy Vs Jason II= yes
Ash= no
FVJVA
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2004 7:57 AM
From what Bruce Campbell said, the movie is seriously being considered, but there's disagreements about who would win. Obviously, all three of them are damn hard to kill off. The first one ended in a tie, but... I could see where that would be hard to do throwing Ash in the mix. Though Ash is hard to kill... he's human. So if he dies, he dies. I personally think Ash would school Freddy and Jason. Oh, and as for the big-ass brawls you guys are suggesting... while the notion may sound cool now, imagine an actual movie with all those horror icons fighting... it would be HORRIBLE! "Coming soon... Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Myers Vs. Chuckie Vs. Pinhead Vs. Bones Vs. Predator Vs. Some Dinosaur From Jurassic Park Vs. Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Vs. Dracula!!!!" It's like... um... no...
I think the only one that would work would be Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash. It's something new that way... Ash isn't a monster, he's a human... and yet he's still a horror icon. He'd be the perfect opponent to throw in there. Chucky, Pinhead, Myers... they're all cool, but it wouldn't be anything new. Throwing Ash in there would be the best decision, and I hope to God it works out.
However, if it doesn't... there's still one other option. The showdown of a LIFETIME. That's right, you all saw it coming...
FREDDY VS. JASON VS. SLIMER!!!!
(Before you people start blasting me, I'm only KIDDING! Though Slimer is the man... err... ghost)
The Book Of the Dead
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2004 8:06 AM
By the way, the book of the dead is plucked from HP Lovecraft's "Cthulu Mythos" stories, all of you should know that if you're horror fans. So I seriously doubt the book of the dead was just an homage to Raimi.
RE: HOCKEY MASK
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2004 4:11 PM
I believe that if they were to make this movie they should hire Kevin Smith to write it. For goodness sakes who wouldn't want a techno trash talking Ash battling a Freddy and Jason speaking like Jay and Silent Bob, Freddy being Jay, and of course Jason as Silent bob. If not Kevin Smith, then some moron that hollywood can certainly come up with. Hell, it'd be nice if Sam Raimi could pen, and direct it.
RE: Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2004 2:16 PM
dude your retarded how can you have a halloween on a friday the 13th halloween is on the 31st you freakin idiot
RE: Freddy would win
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2004 2:24 PM
oh shut up jason can regenerate you retards and ash is just some retarded dude oooo ash has a shot gun whoopie its not like thats ever stoped jason before and freddy comes after you in your dreams jason doesnt need to sleep but ash does cuz hes a human alls freddy has to do is kill ash in his sleep. then jason will take care of freddy
RE: jason is dumb
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2004 10:03 PM
First: Jason is forbidden by script, directors, eyc. to harm children or animals. that's a sidenote. 2. One time, Kabe Hodder was walking down a road in the woods in full Jason costume & this guy went up to him & was like ''Hey, you're with the movie, right? Right?'' So Hodder raises the machete, & the guy runs for the hills, Hodder chasing him & laughing like a mofo.
RE: to eze
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2004 10:06 PM
Look, bro. I love the X crew, X-men, Gen X, etc. But they would get fucked up by Krueger and Voorhees.
freddy vs jason vs ash movie
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2004 4:33 PM
if they make this movie freddy would maybe win this one...unless ash would pull freddy out of the dream. but if he didn't freddy would win cause hes the dream master he can turn into anybody..appear anywhere hes really strong in the dream world too.
game idea
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2004 9:46 PM
what do you guys think of a Mortal kombat styled game with all the horror icons in it like you can choose Freddy, Jason, Pinhead, Leatherface, Chucky, Pumkinhead, Ash all the classics and fight to the death then there wouldnt have to be any arguments people could decide the strongest themselves. I know it would be hard due to all the different franchise owners but it would be fucken awesome. PS guys Pumkinhead is by far the greatest horror icon ever made he might not be the strongest like jason but he is the scariest.
Freddy VS Jason 2
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2004 1:15 PM
I think Michael would be a nice addition to it. But he's too much like Jason. Ash, would easily be killed in a sequel. The blows both characters took in Freddy Vs Jason were incredibly harmful and no human would stand a chance against it. Ash is a mere human, one swipe with the machete and he's gone. Freddy Vs Jason Vs Chuckie anyone? (j/k) FvsJ was the sequel to the Final nightmare and a prequel to Jason X. But there seems to be a gap in the story on what happened to Freddy before Jason X. I'm still waiting on a cool game like Samus Vs C. Falcon (Bounty Hunters collide!)
Also They should've made a better sequel then Jason X, that movie wasn't horror it was sci-fi! It was just crap.
RE: JASON WOULD WIN
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 5:19 AM
I don't Know!
I've seen Freddy bitch slapped Jason's ass all the way back to the King henry's period once and I bet he can do it again!- (Freddy Vs Jason)
It will be awesome though wacthing Jason, Freddy,Michael Myer, or 'maybe' Christine go at it like hell break loose!
Well ofcourse FREDDY WILL WIN. Jason on the other hand will be out classed by him and retreats crying.
Q-Style
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 5:29 AM
I agree that that that they should put Jason, Freddy, and Michael all together in one kack 'n' Slash horror film. Just have them go up against each other!
FREDDY WILL COME OUT THE WINNER, Because he is the man! Go Freddy!
RE: Freddy would win
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2005 5:34 AM
I am sorry, but Jason will be out classed and outmatched by Freddy! He will slowly tear Jason apart and make him eat his own remains!
Freddy had layed da smaketh down on Jason stupid ass once before!
MICHAEL MYRES
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Posted by MICHAEL_MYRES_WHITE_THUG (No Email) on March 21, 2005 1:58 AM
MICHAEL MYRES
Michael Myres
Myres gonna keep playin with wires starting fires
To burn all you muthfukaz
Commin straight outta Haddonfield
It?s Michael Myres
Cut ya up its Michael Myers, start up fires, I'm a scar hard
Thinkin I be wimpy, I just simply rip em far apart
Myres gonna kill that fried up piece off sh*t Freddy Krueger
Myres gonna kill that mummy?s boy Jason Voorhees
Jason wanna turn into Uber-Jason well guess who?s back to kill MICHAEL MYRES gonna get ya kill ya again
Myres gonna kill that doll Chucky & his missus Tiffany
Myres gonna kill any off them Stephen King killers
Myres gonna kill Frankenstein & Hannibal
Myres gonna kill Ash & pinhead
Myres gonna kill The Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger
Myres gonna kill Undertaker & Kane
Myres gonna kill keep on killing
Kill anything that gets in the way
Speakin in tongues, I've never spoke any speech before
You scared to stare into any mirrors when you near 'em?
Well if so, get ready for some killing YO!!!
"Is this some kind of sick joke?" Shit no, motherfu**in schitzo
So disturbed, he just goes so berzerk he tiptoes
Just goes to shizzow you dizzon't, fizzuck with
Someone this disturbed, walkin with a knife
So - lock your doors, drop to the floors
Look at Michael Myres; you really think he's right in his mind?
What the f**k you think's goin through it when he's killing everyone?
MICHAEL MYRES IS A NATURAL BORN KILLA!!!!!!!
THE REALIST KILLA THE BEST EVA KILLA
GONNA KILL ANYBODY & ANYTHING IN THE WAY
MICHAEL MYRES THE WHITE THUG!!!!!
RE: MICHAEL MYRES
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Posted by MICHAEL_MYRES_WHITE_THUG (No Email) on March 21, 2005 11:54 PM
MICHAEL MYERS
YO!!!
YEAH!!! WHAT!!! C?MON!!!
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS!!!
BETTER GET READY!!!
IT?S THE MICHAEL MYERS RAP!!!
MAN? FUK THAT SH*T LET?S GO RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Michael Myers
Michael Myers commin to kill you lires
Chasin after you with a pair off pliers
Keep playin with wires
Starting them fires
To burn all you muthfukaz you know you can?t mess with the killer
Commin straight outta Haddonfield Halloween is more then a thriller
It?s Michael Myers
Cut ya up its Michael Myers, start up fires, I'm a scar hard
Thinkin I be wimpy, I just simply rip em far apart
Myers gonna kill that fried up piece a crap Freddy Krueger
Myers gonna kill that mummy?s boy Jason Voorhees gonna kill you
Uber-Jason got no chance going against Myers
Myers gonna kill that doll Chucky & his missus Tiffany
Myers gonna kill any off them Stephen King killers
Myers gonna kill Frankenstein & Edward scissor-hands
Myers gonna kill them girls from the ring & the grudge
Myers gonna kill The Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger
Myers gonna kill Undertaker & Kane
Myers gonna kill keep on killing
Myers gonna thrill & keep thrilling
Kill anything that gets in the way
Everybody askin why Michael Myers don?t talk
What the f**k are you people stupid Myers does talk you idiot
He talks with his knife he kills by killing all you coward muthafukaz
Speakin in tongues, I've never spoke any speech before
You scared to stare into any mirrors when you near 'em?
Well if so, get ready for some killing YO!!!
"Is this some kind of sick joke?" Shit no, motherfu**in schitzo
So disturbed, he just goes so berzerk he tiptoes
Just goes to shizzow you dizzon't, fizzuck with
Someone this disturbed, walkin with a knife
So - lock your doors, drop to the floors
Look at Michael Myers; you really think he's right in his mind?
What the f**k you think's goin through it when he's killing everyone?
MICHAEL MYERS IS A NATURAL BORN KILLA!!!!!!!
THE REALIST KILLA THE BEST EVA KILLA
GONNA KILL ANYBODY & ANYTHING IN THE WAY
MICHAEL MYERS THE WHITE THUG!!!!!
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Michael
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 28, 2005 5:47 AM
Michael is the only one out of the three who hasn't sold out yet, putting him with those two would be a travesty.Please New Line Say it ain't so....