funny
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2003 6:12 AM
the movie looks alot better than the first and second films...i expect to see dis wun, ya feel me daw? o yea, if u havent seen bad boys 2 yet, GO SEE IT! damn wut u waitin for, an invite?? sheeyiit.
Scary movie 3
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2003 1:36 PM
yo, sacry movie 3 looks ten time gayer then the first two, The wayans bro's make the movie, liekt he movie is nothin witout them, so fu** the third one, wtih ppl like Michael Jackson and useless rappers like rule.
It?s only a movie
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 6, 2003 6:09 AM
Hey, everybody is only a fuc..ing movie. Don't waste the time looking the racial, political ideas. Like somebody says before "Don't worry, and be fuc..ing happy."
Zucker or not Zucker
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2003 7:54 AM
If you don't know Zucker try to find a movie called 'Airplane!' .Please, you guys sound like a bunch of imbecils.Be cultured before open the trap, the internet is already full of your kind so why don't you go outside have some air and live a little?Maybe make out with a girl?Do some sports?Please, don't make make your parents ashamed of delivering such a useless brainless piece of ignorant excrement like yourselves into the world, please, please, please...
Zucker or not Zucker
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2003 7:56 AM
If you don't know Zucker try to find a movie called 'Airplane!' .Please, you guys sound like a bunch of imbecils.Be cultured before open the trap, the internet is already full of your kind so why don't you go outside have some air and live a little?Maybe make out with a girl?Do some sports?Please, don't make make your parents ashamed of delivering such a useless brainless piece of ignorant excrement like yourselves into the world, please, please, please...
Fuck you racial pices of shit!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2003 10:15 PM
f*ck everyone that thinks SM3 is noy going to be awsome. sh*t, just cause blacks arnt taking over this one, does not mean it isnt any good. f*cking racial pieces of sh*t. f*ck ALL OF YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scary movie gonna b great
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2003 6:25 AM
micheal jackson is a fu*king freak who needs to get a life and what humantarian efforts he has used all his money on the plastic dummy of a body he has. fu*king twat i have to hand it to him the music is okay for a plastic dummy. go and see scary movie 3 it gonna b dope and cant wait to see the michel jackson scene ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!
RE: its gay
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 8:54 AM
hold up, hold up, hold up, gay? damn boy do you wanna slap round the face. some people gonna kick your ass for sayin that, and so they damn well should, dick.
Dan
Lowlifes
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 4:36 PM
I haven't read one post here yet where people aren't being an a--hole or an idiot. I don't think sm3 looks as good as the first two, the comedy is different. It looks like its intended for 4 year olds with the dumbsh*t slapstick stuff in it. The Michael Jackson scene is fine and he's being a pussy sueing sm3. Freedom of Speech. You are allowed to make fun of people in this country. I'm not saying Michael Jackson did do anything wrong or that his music sucks (its awesome), just that sm3 can do whatever it wants. Michael Jackson is a good artist and even though its not his fault he is kind of strange. That scene is probably one of the best ones in the movie.
ok now you can say sh*t and call me a f*cking f*cker mutha f*cker who f*cks f*cking f*cks.
RE: michael jackson
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Posted by smoothie (No Email) on August 26, 2003 7:49 PM
I think it is awful how they insult michael jackson. People have no respect for this wonderful man. I hope you take that part out. No one seems to realize that michael jackson is human and as feelings to. People insult him all the time and make up a bunch of junk about him. That is WRONG. what has the world come to? If you take this part out of the movie, mj, his family, his friends and his thousands of fans will watch this movie..... if you leave it in, you lost so many viewers.
If you think that this should be taken out sign the petition. at http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/petition-sign.cgi?remove3.
What ever ppl jacko is wacko!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2003 6:37 PM
ok Micachel Jackson is fucked up and deserves to be dissed, the frigging loser hangs kids of the sides of buildings and i would like to see anyone here prove he never screwed around with lil kids! as for the movie it looks awsome, and no offence to the Waynes, the 2nd one sucked so the Zucker might be better, and by the look of the trailer he is!
Micheal Jackson
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 8, 2003 4:18 PM
Ok, guys, this is all stupid. I think the scene with Micheal Jackson is fine. Where did this thing come from that he is suing the creators for making the scene? Did you pull it out of your butt? If you didn't notice, that IS Micheal Jackson in the movie, meaning he did consent to making the scene. Why would he want to sue over it? You guys are nuts.
RE: Fuck you racial pices of shit!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 11, 2003 10:10 AM
ok u breathing piece of a shit called a white person don u notice whenever some superior persons(black) are doin something good some colorless person wants to get a peice of the pie, hey my reason for watchin scary movie was because of the wayans and anna but then again its all about wanting to be black, our music our clothing our style hey why stop, even takin over our movies.. isnt thats what goin on now
RE: michael jackson
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2003 5:57 PM
I like this scene with michael jackson. it is really funny. Well, didn't he fool around with young kids in the past? did you enjoy that, too? michael will be glad to have free advertising. you are stupid guys who support a criminal who was sued in the past..
Wow, major morons: the stars:
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2003 4:57 PM
Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Eddie Griffin, Queen Latifah, Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy, Leslie Neilsen as the President of The United States; Simon Rex as rap-star wannabe George; Jeremy Piven as reporter Ross Giggins; Camryn Manheim as the formidable Trooper Champlin; Regina Hall as eerie school teacher Brenda Meeks; William Forsythe as The Glench; Anthony Anderson as rap promoter Mahalik; as well as George Carlin. Fat Joe, Simon Cowell, Method Man, Redman, Macy Gray, Master P., Ja Rule, D.L. Hughley, Wu Tang Clan and The Coors Twins. The producers are Robert K. Weiss and David Zucker.
Hey, Hey, sound's cool!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2003 6:29 PM
I love the Scary Movies. They're reall good! I liked the 1st 1 I think over the 2nd one.
I seen a preview of it during the Freddyvs.Jason movie and it sounds awesome!
RE: michael jackson
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 5, 2003 10:02 AM
No he's just misunderstood. The guy should be in line for the presidency of the United States.
Now seriously, He's just as messed up as anybody else. And he's a star, or was, so he's fair game to be made fun of as all the rest are in the movie industry. It's a satire which means it's not real just based in reality...Like watching a cartoon. Yet you'd probably have the humane society sue for Tom hitting Jerry with a pan, then wouldn't you?
Oooh well I am probably talking to a wall anyway....
Jackson
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Posted by BK (b_k_2323@hotmail.com) on October 12, 2003 12:00 AM
To whoever thinks the MJ scene is funny,
obviously doesn't know anything about MJ. There was some good posts about it already,But some people STILL aren't satisfied. MJ was never proven guilty of molesting a Child EVER???? So theres nothing to prove him being innocent. The more people realize who He REALLY is,the better for the world. It starts with kids,and thats mostly who see's this movie. That's why this scence needs to be taken out. MJ's 100x the person ALL the haters put together will EVER be.
MJ Sucks!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2003 12:09 PM
Michael Jackson, ha ha! I do not enjoy any bit of his music what so ever, I am into "Pop" music. But I think that MJ scene is so funny, laughed my ass off. I loved Airplane and think this will be better.
It's a damn movie, stop bitching about it, no one cares. And who cares if blacks aren't in it, do they need to be in it for it to be good? No!
Jackson
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2003 10:08 AM
YOU SUCK. You're a loser compared to MJ. ALL haters are, and forever will be, because their all ignorant. You dont like his music. No one cares. You said you like "Pop" Music,like he doesn't sing pop music. KING of pop!!!!!!!
"Scary" people who can't spell
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2003 6:09 PM
To all the idiots out there who can't spell....
Why don't you spend a little more time in the classroom learning how to spell.
That way, when you give an opinion, someone might understand what you're saying and give a shit.
Otherwise shut the fuck up.
As for the whole Wayan's brothers thing, I was bored with Scary Movie 2 so i think it's about time for someone else to have a go.
RE: Jackson
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2003 9:03 PM
YOU ROCK! I totally agree with you. MJ is the best and always will be. That scene should be taken out. If it isn't, I'm not going to see it. Actually, I wouldn't see it anyways, even without that scene, because no one should make fun of MJ in the first place. MJ is not a freak, and We unjudgemental MJ fans know way more about MJ than any of you.
RE: Micheal Jackson
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2003 9:10 PM
Um.....sorry, no, that's not Michael Jackson in the movie. Why would make fun of himself as a child molester. That's only a look-alike. Why would he sue if he was in it? That would be stupid. Sorry, it's not him.
RE: shytty movie
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2003 2:51 PM
my thoughts EXACTLY!!!! this movie is gonna blow, how much more commercial can you get than ja rule, queen latifah, anthony anderson, etc...gimme a break
but the wayans are gonna come out with another spoof to compete with this piece of shit, so you can look forward to that at least
U R ALL GAY
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2003 12:20 PM
Every 1 who wrote a comment appart from myself is, a boner biting , scrotum bashing, uncle fuckin, pubic pluckin, wild wankins, ass hole licking, carpet cleaning shit fuck
The Movie
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2003 9:06 PM
I saw the movie today, it was pretty good but not as good as the two that the Wayans Bros did in my opinion... they tried to inject some black humor into the movie but it seemed really forced. The first Scary Movie was the best one. But #3 was still pretty decent, hell it is the only movie out right now worth seeing anyway. Leslie Nielsen totally sucked in this movie, I can't believe they let him be in it. He was terrible.
RE: Funny
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2003 9:26 PM
Oh shut the fuck up all of you, you dont even know how to fucking insult each other. Damn give it up, you aint going to go anywhere with just saying "no ur gay" by the way, some of you spelled '*n-word*' wrong, get it right, okay? ;)
fuk u all up ur stupid asses
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Posted by phat_buds (phat_buds@hotmail.com) on October 27, 2003 2:14 PM
all u fukin losers and michael jacson fans can suk my big jamacian cock (note: im not really jamacian) michael jackson is a dirty cock smoker who loves young boys in the ass, and scary movie 3 was the funnyiest movie ever, so suk some cock, eat some dik and go fuk yourself. ps, who gives a shit if ppl gay bash, fuk u u fuken gay asshole, there, knock urself out