Demi Moore's Comeback: Return of the Immaterial Girl

By Radar June 22, 2003 9:13 AM

The Terminator isn?t the only undying, manufactured monster coming back this summer. ?No, I?m not talking about Madonna. ?She needs to go away before she can come back. ?I?m talking about Demi Moore, her separated-at-birth twin. ?On June 27 the IMMATERIAL GIRL is back on the screen for the sequel to Charlie?s Angels, brilliantly titled Charlie?s Angels Full Thrust...er Throttle. ?That?s right. ?Wide open. ?Bottomed out. To the floor. ?Push, push in the....well, you get the idea. ?We can hardly wait for opening night. ?Demi is back and it?s about time.

Does this mean Hollywood done hating Ms. Moore? It doesn?t matter. ?How much is Hollywood willing to bet the rest of the world is done hating Ms. Moore? ?That?s the question. ?If the rest of the world will buy tickets, Hollywood is always willing to let bygones be bygones. ?If the most unloved ?Boob Job in show business can sell tickets, her handlers might even let her go back to demanding a separate jet for her assistants and slinging general snottiness on the set.

What Dtheatre wants to know is: Are YOU done hating Demi Moore? ?

Just click on the ?comment? button below and tell us how you feel about the return of the IMMATERIAL GIRL. You know, the little things, the things that matter. ?Like, would you hold her picture up with one hand? ?Would you like to see an action figure? ?How about a battery operated one with Kung-Fu grip? ?Should Bruce get a saliva test?