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By Loath June 20, 2003 10:42 AM
Yes, you heard me right. E! Online reports that Ashton Kutcher is rumored to be set to star in Batman directed by Christopher Nolan.
The That 70s Show star was originally tested for Superman when Brett Ratner was still slated as director. Kutcher seemed to want Batman over Superman and is now close to being announced as the lead in the flick to be directed by Christopher Nolan.
In his own words from Dude, Where's My Car?, "I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe." We can only hope.
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NO! 
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on June 20, 2003 12:33 PM
Bad Kelso!
Obligatory Quote reply
Posted by sKillBot (travis@pulley.org) on June 20, 2003 1:30 PM
"Dude, where's my batmobile?"
RE: Obligatory Quote reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 20, 2003 8:55 PM
And if the other guy plays Robin: "Sweet, bat-dude!"
Gah! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 7:19 AM
The horror, the horror!
So what is this, he doesn't make the cut for Superman, so he gets Batman instead? Since when is the Dark Knight a consolation prize???
RE: Gah! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 21, 2003 7:35 AM
Since Superman IV was better than Batman IV.
-0 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 8:11 AM
And since both of them were worse than poking your eyes out with a flaming hot poker.
RE: Gah! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2003 7:12 AM
I don't even *remember* Superman IV. Who was the villian in that one, Bill Cosby?
RE: Gah! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 22, 2003 7:04 PM
Gene Hackman as Luthor created a solar powered guy with atomic capabilities. Kinda a bad Firestorm.
Kelso as Batman? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 6:52 AM
DEAR GOD SAY IT ISN'T SO! What is gonna be called? Batman "The Teen Years"?
RE: Kelso as Batman? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 3:33 PM
No. Most likley Batman: Year One.
RE: Kelso as Batman? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 8:07 PM
More like Batman: Year Done. Franchise-killer, dude.
Hell, I'd rather see Kelso play Batmite!
Robin reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2003 8:43 AM
I guess Fez will be Robin?
THIS SUCKS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2003 1:41 PM
Just because he is hot right now does not mean they are saying he is going to be BATMAN.They should get Michal Keaton for the damn job.Someone who should play Robin is John Turturo.
I'm gonna puke reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2003 6:22 PM
I don't know if he can act (I sure as sh*t can't tell from the crap he's done so far), but he's too young and way too identified with the moron he plays on TV. I thought Guy Pierce was a lock for the part and was pleased by it. Damn it all.
Pearce, not Pierce reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2003 6:24 PM
My bad. Anyway you spell it, he's a better choice than Kutcher.
RE: THIS SUCKS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2003 9:57 AM
Are you insane? John Torturro looks like he's 60 years old. If you want Robin to be taller, older, and bigger than Batman, then you're f*cking retarded.
Could Kelso work as Batman? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2003 5:55 AM
Ok, let's all calm down here, maybe it's not so bad. Cast your mind back, did anyone think that Michael Keaton would've been a good Batman when he was cast? He was known mainly as a comedic actor (like Kutcher), too short, etc.
Doubt it. reply
Posted by cptnspoon19 (aaron@nycmail.com) on July 5, 2003 10:23 AM
Kutcher has a presence that doesn't work with the rugged profile of Batman. Nor the swarthy millionaire Bruce Wayne. He'd fit more into Robin's shoes than Batman's. And Keaton had it down. But Kutcher just looks a little too baby-faced for the role.
Not year one reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 9, 2003 10:10 PM
Year one is Aronofsky's. This is a different flick. A far, far crappier one. Why? Why why why?
kutcher any thing reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 24, 2003 5:38 PM
hes extreemly talented and i kno that he will be AWESOME in whatever movie he stares* in, give the guy a break, go see the movie and i bet u will luv it.
Ashton Kutcher as BATMAN reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2003 1:55 PM
My stepfather and I are big fans of the BAT and I like Ashton Kutcher but him as BATMAN does not work. He's a skinny little guy and BATMAN was way too big for him. I'm not sure BATMAN'S costume would even fit Ashton!
RE: Gah! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2003 11:27 PM
I like batman but I hope he doesn't turn into fat man? eheh :)
RE: THIS SUCKS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2003 11:29 PM
yeah but Ashton is hot man he rocks eheh!
RE: Gah! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2003 11:33 PM
I am very distressed can yu please help me matrix I'm in danger?
RE: Gah! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2003 11:35 PM
They drugged me so I fainted for 10 mins Help?
RE: shell reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2003 11:36 PM
I'm not that stupid please don't believe them ok>?
Where are yu>?
RE: Ashton Kutcher as BATMAN reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 7, 2003 11:38 PM
yeah & I wish I could fly like a bat & get the f*ck out of here?
kelso as a duke of hazzard reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 10, 2003 12:59 PM
i heard a rumor that he's gonna be one of the duke's of hazzard boys in the upcoming movie...
along with
brittany spears
paul walker
and a black boss hog...
coo-coo-coot
RE: kelso as a duke of hazzard reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2003 3:20 AM
they cannot and must not ruin the Darkknight!!!no!!!this Aston guy sucks!
man what is the world coming to?This guy is a fatso!
hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2003 7:40 PM
Ashton Kutcher got nothing to offer but good looks,,nothing more than that.he is a user !!!!he slept with demi moore for that..am i not right?
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2003 8:44 AM
Well he is amazingly hot. And I think the whole Demi moore thing is for him to get publicity, but I think he is a good actor as well as a good person at heart
ashton is hot reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2003 11:49 PM
ashton is extremly attractive, therefor i strongly believe that he could play any role in any movie and be like the best. DANG he is good looking!
ashton kutcher reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2003 10:15 AM
i think that he would make a good batman because he is a good actor and he is really HOT! and i think that demi moore is to old for him.
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2003 2:07 PM
ya i think so too.
;) He is a good man at hart and at looks too if you know what i mean!!!! :) lol good actor is right very funny! REMEMBER:I LUV ASHTON!
RE: ashton kutcher is hot!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2003 2:20 PM
HELL YA HE IS HOT!!!!! he is the hotest man alive! If demi moore got pregneat young she can be old enough to be his mom!!!!! yew so sick but, that who he picked so we all got to learn to live with it. even though he is to good for her!!!!!
Ashton as Batman reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 14, 2003 3:01 PM
I think Ashton would do a great job as Batman. He's done several comedies, and I think that it's great that he's willing to explore other types of films in his acting career.
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2003 5:43 PM
hello
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2003 12:28 PM
HELLO HE IS TOTALLY FUNNY TOO. NOT JUST ALL GOOD LOOKS
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2003 12:29 PM
SHE IS WAY TO OLD FOR HIM
ASHTON reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 16, 2003 1:04 PM
ASHTON IS f*ckIN HOTT FUNNY GREAT PERSONALITY AND WAYY TOO GOOD FOR DEMI MOORE AND WAYY TOO YOUNG!! HE JUST NEED TO DROP HER AND GO FOR THIS HOT YOUNG GIRL RIGHT HEA BABY!!! I SWEAT HIS NU TS SOO BAD HE IS SOOOO FINNEEe!!!!! SO ALL U BITCHES WHO SWEAT HIM BACK THE f*ck OFF HE IS ALLL MINE!!!
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2003 5:16 PM
dude ashton is the most sexiest guy! he may actso stupid but thats what makes him so funny
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2003 4:13 PM
yea demi is soo old 4 him and she needs 2 get her own man!! and remember this he is so sexy!!
RE: ashton is hot reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2003 10:10 PM
ashton is one of the most hott celebs i have ever seen, i love that 70s show ashton is so halarious.
i cant believe it reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2003 11:12 AM
ashton is so f*cking hot he will make a fine batman how can he like demi moore demi can be ashtons mom
RE: he is mine! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2003 7:21 AM
dont worrie guys he is muh man everything is goodz!
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 1:25 AM
2 right demi is too old, she is sooo ugly, she had to have plastic surgery to get a man, she is well sad
RE: THIS SUCKS reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 1:28 AM
michael keaton is a bit old dont you think,need a sexy bloke like asthon to make it watchable, he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy!!!!!!!!
RE: I'm gonna puke reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 1:30 AM
he is a brillant actor actually, i dont see you doing any better, so shut it u muppet
THE TRUTH reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 3:53 PM
He is and always will be the good looking idiot from that 70's show. He is far too small to be Superman and far too dense to don the cape and cowel of the Dark Knight. DC fans wont appreciate "Dude Where's My Batmobile? Wher's your batmobile dude?" or "Dude I can fly!You Can fly dude!" PIPSQUEEKS DON"T MAKE GOOD SUPERHEROES!!!
RE: kutcher any thing reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 27, 2003 8:06 PM
he is da bomb
Ashton reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 31, 2003 11:47 AM
Yeah, the whole thing with Ashton and Demi seems like a publicity stunt. It's hard to imagine him in a serious role, since all he's done so far our (not very good) comedies. If he does a good job playing Batman, it may help him get away from the stupid guy character he always plays.
Ashton isn't batman reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2003 5:09 PM
Ashton is no longer going to be batman because the director, Chris Nolan, strongly objects to him getting the role. Good move on his part. Instead it's going to be a fairly uknown english guy.
Ashton being batman reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2003 6:13 PM
Yes! I think Ashton Kutcher can be Batman. He has never had a role like this before and he needs to try something different. Maybe he is better at being serious than funny. Yeah right! N e ways i think he should still go for it.
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2003 7:23 PM
Hi this is totally Kewl I LUV ASHTON
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2003 7:25 PM
DUDE ASHTON IS THE MOST SEXIEST GUY EVER I LUV HIM HE IS SOOOOOOO HOT OMG ITS MAKES HIM SO SEXY BECAUSE HE DOES SO MUCH STUPID STUFF
RE: hes so sexy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2003 7:30 PM
ASHOT IS SOOOOOO SEXY I LUV HIM HEAPS HES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT LUV GEORGE
RE: hes so sexy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2003 7:31 PM
ASHTON IS SOOOOO SEXY I LUV HIM LOADS HE IS SOOOO HOT HES THE SEXYIST GUY EVA LUV YA LOADS GEORGE
Ashton is sooo sexyyyy!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 5:05 AM
Ashton is soo good looking he is like the hottest celebrity i love him n demi more can go fak old and wrinklly guys n not Ashton cos he is toooo good 4 that old witch!Go Ashton baby dump that old rat!!
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 7:13 AM
i luv ashton kutcher!
RE: he is mine! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 7:14 AM
HI I LOVE ASHTON KUTCHER SOOOOOOOO MUCH (MY HUSBAND)
ANYWAYS LOL I WAS JUST INFORMING EVERYONE THAT ME AND ASHTON'S WEDDING IS COMMING UP SOON IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COME JUST TELL ME AND YOU CAN RSVP!
MS.KUTCHER
RE: he is mine! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2003 2:01 AM
nu ah girlfriend i dun think so ashton is all mine ! so like step away he is the sexiest man alive and i luv him
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2003 2:11 AM
um...hello as if ashton is a user u got to get some brains now who would say something like that thats just stupid i agree hes supa sexi and he has a good hart (but most of all hes supa sexi wat do u say gurls do u agree)
RE: I'm gonna puke reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2003 2:25 AM
ok he cant act......now who eva wrote that sh*t has something seriously wrong with them now like someone else said id like to see u do better man that is sooo fuc*ked as if he cant just bcoz ur jealous bcoz hes hotter and more talented
I LUV ASHTON
RE: ASHTON reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 4, 2003 2:38 AM
well guess wat i sweat him back so u can take u fat ugly ass and get the fuck outa here cuz ashtons mine abd he always will be so get fucked dog!hes mine and hes mutha fuckin sexi
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 6, 2003 2:55 AM
EW!!! its so yucky him and demi moore hes so pretty i guess someone has got to clean the cobwebs of the furniture though,no matter who you are...bluck!!!
RE: Gah! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 6, 2003 3:01 AM
what i dont understand is how can you be concerned with him playing bat man when in real life hes dating Demi moore,its like hat joke where the guy goes to the older lady he likes and goes"baby i love you i want you to met my mama and she goes hunny i went to school wit yo mamma!"
RE: Ashton is sooo sexyyyy!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 6, 2003 3:06 AM
yep demi+ashton=not cool at all!shes like that one movie where the lady has to find a virgin to suck out his innocense and life to make herself pretty and young young again!
RE: Ashton is sooo sexyyyy!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 6, 2003 3:14 AM
im sick of celebrities everyones all whoopdedoo over them and they could care less about you......that is if they evenknew who you or me were or even cared to find out!!!
Ashton as batman reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 6, 2003 7:36 PM
I really hope the rumors are correctI love batman and Ashton put the two together bam presto hotto
RE: I'm gonna puke reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2003 10:34 AM
Screw you!!!!!!
he can act way better than your sorry ass
RE: I'm gonna puke reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2003 10:37 AM
Screw you!!!!!!
he can act way better than your sorry ass
RE: hes so sexy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 24, 2003 4:26 AM
he is my sexy guy and i have all this stuff in my room about him and i saw him once at a theme park and i said hi and i got his autograph
YES!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2003 11:56 AM
I WHACK OFF WEN I THINK OF HIM!!YES!!UHh!!
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2003 3:20 PM
That is not true ashton has alot more to offer than just his looks! He has a very funny personality and u don't know him! He's my cousin i see him every christmas so shut up u don't know him he's a great guy!
cool reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2003 10:02 AM
yeesss!!!uhH!!touCHing Myself is sssooo gOOOD!!
UHh!!sooo GOOOD!!!ORGasm #3!!hARDER BABY!hARDER!!Harder!!uh!
CUM!!I'M A gIRL!YAAAA!DO YOU TOUCH your pussy?
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2003 4:28 PM
ok he did not sleep with demi your just mad because he knows demi and doesnt know you thats messed up you dont even know him
RE: hello???? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2003 4:32 PM
if you were his cousin what about thanksgiving he says he always goes back home for thanksgiving. if your gonna pretend to be someones couin get your damn facts right
DUDE ASHTON'S SWEET reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2003 9:07 PM
SHIBBY!!!!
Ashton is the hottest and shibbiest dude on this planet so stop being idiots saying that he suck cause he doesn't
I LOVE HIM
he's a babe
( ashton is shibby )
ashton is hottttttt reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2003 9:11 PM
ashton needs to dump demi and go for brittany murphy they are a really good couple
RE: he is mine! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2003 1:20 PM
sorry girlfriend but ashton is not all yours he is mine and he would probably tell u to step away
ps. sorry
RE: ashton is hottttttt reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2003 9:12 AM
uhH!!HARDER ASHton!!yaaaa!
he is a guy!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2003 10:38 AM
he is very beautiful and he is very funny!!!
oh yeah....oh yeah!!!
what's goerge???
je le trouve vraiment beau!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2003 10:41 AM
il ressemble a un dieu...sa d?pend lequel!!!!loll
non mais sans blague ....il est trop sexy dans sa petite vie de business man!!!!
wow!!!what a p?tar!!!
oooo!devon! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2003 7:46 AM
UGHh!RUB HARDER DEVON! YAA! RIGHT THERE!!OOOOOO!OOO!UHh!
FUCK ME Harder devon!
read!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2003 10:06 AM
oHH!!devon!! ohH devon!
fuck me!!!ooooo!
flo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 28, 2003 12:55 PM
ashton kutcher is very hot, sexy...
and i love you
Supergeek reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 4, 2004 2:26 PM
Ashton can play the new role of Supergeek, he doesn't fit the bill for Superman though. Try Josh Hartnett, Chris O'Donnell, maybe even Brenden Frasier.
RE: Supergeek reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2004 11:21 AM
I don't think Ashton could ever be any kind of geek cause he is superhot!!!!
RE: Yes! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2004 8:54 PM
Hi I love you! you are so cute. from Siqua
hello reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2004 9:59 PM
Its true Ashton better than her and shes way too old 4 him but its his life he can go out with who ever he wants 2 i still think he can do better.
from Siqua
ashton reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 11, 2004 4:29 PM
ashton is very hot and i think it would be great for him to be the new BATMAN!
ashton reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 11, 2004 4:30 PM
cool reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2003 10:02 AM
yeesss!!!uhH!!touCHing Myself is sssooo gOOOD!!
UHh!!sooo GOOOD!!!ORGasm #3!!hARDER BABY!hARDER!!Harder!!uh!
CUM!!I'M A gIRL!YAAAA!DO YOU TOUCH your pussy?
ok...u fat fuck...we are not here to talk about masturbating...so get off it bitch!
get ova it reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2004 8:52 AM
ashton can go out wiv who eva he wants its his life not urz so get ova it u weirdos
hello sobo_4@hotmail.com reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2004 8:54 AM
It dnt fuckin mattr how old she is 4 him its thier choice if u gotta problem then get ova it cos it got nothin to do
Punked rulezzzzz sobo_4@hotmail.com reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2004 8:55 AM
He is da best in da buisness n that says it enough 4 im
ASHTON reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 17, 2004 7:41 PM
I luv any comment ashton makes
punk'dbat man reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2004 8:41 PM
what are you thinking you not that serious guy i mean come on
ashton is hot reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2004 8:45 PM
how old is he hes realy hot and i love his show
batman reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 30, 2004 8:48 PM
oh yeah i would love 2 see him in thoes tigh pant oooh baby
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