One of Three Missing Oscars Found

By SKillBot June 14, 2003 1:53 PM

FBI agents discovered one of the three Academy Award statuettes as part of a drug investigation in Florida. 55 Oscars were originally stolen in 2000, and two are currently missing.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2003 7:39 AM

I heard that each and every Oscar has a vial of pure-cut Peruvian pink flake cocaine embedded in the center of it, and that because every Hollywood person is a raging cokehead, they all melt down their Oscars just to get at that sweet sweet coke, and then they replace the statuettes with replicas. That's what I heard. Well, actually that's what I thought to myself just now.

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Posted by Loath (loath@dtheatre.com) on June 18, 2003 2:12 AM

Brilliant insight.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 15, 2004 9:51 PM

definite maybe