Michael Jackson Sick Of and From Lawsuits

By Loath May 24, 2003 5:46 PM

Everyone's favourite black-man-turned-white-woman was taken ill Wednesday with a bad case of lawsuit. "No one wants to be reasonable. Everyone wants to be crazy." his lawyer told Reuters.

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Tito's revenge   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 25, 2003 6:49 AM

I bet this is the first time in history that Tito's glad that he's who he is.

Oy!   reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on May 27, 2003 11:02 AM

"No one wants to be reasonable. Everyone wants to be crazy."

That's quite a statement!

RE: Oy!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2003 6:55 AM

Did you hear what the next single Michael Jackson's releasing? 'I'm forever blowing bubbles'.

Michael Jackson   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2003 12:27 AM

Michael is black. Stop making fun of his disease you bastard. I have it too and it hurts when people keep making fun by saying he wants to be white. It wouldn't be so funny if you had the disease too, now would it, you fucking asshole.

stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2004 12:14 PM

i also have the disease. and it hurts me to death to see michael be treated this way.first off i don't belive he did it for the simple fact that he said he would slit his own wrist before he even hurt a child

f***in' Oy   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2004 9:30 AM

Oy you are a Vollidiot. This is german and means something like "Fullidiot". It is really sad that people like you, who don't have any knowledge, are allowed to post their meanings.