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By Jack February 4, 2003 10:28 AM
Screen Daily reports that the Danish computer game (Hitman) looks set to become a major feature film. Software company EIDOS, the same people behind the game Tomb Raider is currently negotiating with unnamed Hollywood studios.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2003 5:32 AM
I heard that many Sikh people wanted that game banned because they claimed it was racist.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 5, 2003 5:17 PM
Sikh people?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2003 5:14 AM
They're religious people who wear turbans and stuff, I'm so politically correct.
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on February 7, 2003 10:21 AM
When I was a kid (living in India where Sikhs are abundant) my politically correct/brilliant parents told me they were India's version of the Jew. :)
Learn about the Sikh belief here: http://www.sikhs.org/
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 7, 2003 11:24 AM
Your parents aren't the problem, Jack; is that you lived in too many places.
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Posted by Yakobusan (spam@mysan.de) on February 7, 2003 3:00 PM
What? You lived in India? Tell us more about it!
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on February 8, 2003 8:30 AM
It's a long, elaborate story. My parents were loooking for a place to settle and traveled a whole lot.
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Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on February 10, 2003 11:11 AM
Jack rocks. (With an Indy beat).
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 10, 2003 8:53 PM
He'll probably join the Foreign Legion someday.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2003 6:31 AM
I joined the foreign legion once but there were just too many damn foreigners.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 11, 2003 11:37 AM
Those Frenchs.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2003 8:21 AM
Frechies are okay, their problem is they're just too damn... French.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 12, 2003 9:12 PM
Yeah, that happens.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2003 8:15 AM
Yea, it does.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 13, 2003 6:09 PM
So, what do we talk about it now?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 6:27 AM
Eh, read any good books lately?
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 18, 2003 5:44 PM
Not really. But I saw Stuart Little 2 and Insomnia a couple of weeks ago.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 19, 2003 5:37 AM
What was Stuart Little 2 like? I thought the first one was pretty good.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 20, 2003 7:20 PM
Way better. If that picture doesn't make you smile at least once, you don't have a heart or a soul.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 24, 2003 8:11 AM
I fell in love with you heart and soul.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 24, 2003 7:20 PM
Stop watching Touched by an Angel's reruns.
RE: real foo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2003 7:07 AM
Damn, I can't get that song out of my head.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 25, 2003 1:08 PM
Is Roma Downey related to Robert Sr. and Jr.?
RE: real foo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2003 4:32 AM
They are cousins.
Hitman 2 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2003 2:04 AM
Hitman 2 is a brilliant game. The plot is actually quite involving so i dont think they should have much trouble translating this to a movie. They've made sh*ttier movies with no plots.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2003 6:02 AM
Yes, but maybe you should just stick to playing super mario and other games that are more in your age group.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 28, 2003 6:03 AM
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 28, 2003 1:37 PM
I waiting for the Fifa 2003 movie.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2003 9:00 AM
I'm waiting for the Tetris movie
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 3, 2003 5:47 PM
A couple of months ago there was a thread about Pac-man movie...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2003 8:23 AM
I remember seeing a super mario movie once, what were we talking about again?
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 5, 2003 4:29 PM
All nonsense.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 5:49 AM
Okay, let's talk about something else. Do you think we should bomb Iraq?
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 6, 2003 4:20 PM
No. I think you should bomb Israel. Today, their tanks attacked palestinian firemen and paramedics trying to save people from a fire.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 10, 2003 5:19 AM
Yea, but they're both just as bad as each other, are you saying the Palestinian suicide bombers are justified?
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 10, 2003 6:16 PM
No, I'm saying that Israel is giving the palestinian reasons to sacrifice their lives against the jews.
It's an old fight, and nobody finds another way to end it that exterminate the other race.
Thinking again, if you guys nuke the entire middle east, you'll bring peace to the rest of the world.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2003 8:58 AM
In my opinion, I think that if all religions were eradicated from the face of the earth then the world would be a better place. By all means, if someone wants to be spiritual and believe in some kind of creator being then that's fine, but when everyone feels that they have to belong to a certain 'club' and that there way is the only way, well that's when all the problems start.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2003 8:59 AM
Oh and by the way, there is never a reason to take human life.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 11, 2003 4:09 PM
Tell Bush...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2003 6:12 AM
HEY BUSH! YOU HEAR ME?
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 12, 2003 8:37 PM
Try this: "I'm God, talking only to you as usual"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2003 4:36 AM
Actually, people keep going on about how Bush is out of control and a real tyrant but let's not forget that he hasn't actually attacked Iraq yet.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 13, 2003 1:10 PM
So? He's a bully, threatening to do it. That doesn't make him less bad. He still will gladly bomb a country with no proved nukes or chemical weapons (for now) but with millions of poors and sick people. Or CNN doesn't show that?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2003 5:23 AM
Oh, poor Saddam Hussein is being bullied by Bush into disarming all his weapons of mass destruction- that's so wrong, after all, the man's only commited mass genocide on his own people.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 14, 2003 4:21 PM
Newsflash 1: so far, no proved weapons of mass destruction, remember the UN inspectors. Only your government being paranoid, saying "liar" and denying the facts.
Newsflash 2: the chemicals used in the genocide (Saddam's were supplied by an US factory) came from both sides in that battle, and I don't remember you guys accusing Iran.
Newsflash 3: Hiroshima and Nagasaki are genocides as well, with a mass-destruction weapon like the nuke.
Newsflash 4: the low radiation weapons used by the US attack during the Gulf War left a high percentage of cancer cases in several little towns of Irak. That looks like genocide too, along with the 30% of child desnutrition caused by the economic blockade impulsed by your country.
Newsflash 5: the legal precedent that could be established in International Law with the concept of "preventive attack" is really dangerous, cause anybody could watch enemies everywhere and start a carnage (without mentioning the terrorist, now fully self-justified with that idea). After all, a couple of minutes it's all that takes to a missile to cover North Korea-San Francisco/Los Angeles.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2003 5:34 AM
Well, you have been a busy boy with the research. I think you'll also find that it wasn't solely the USA that armed Iraq as most would have us believe, the last I heard the US army was not using AK-47's the russian army were. Anyway, what's done is done and we have to deal with what's going on now. You say that no weapons have been found, what about those ships that saddam has sailing round the worlds oceans that the UN has said that they can't risk boarding for some reason.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not completely pro war but even you must admit that something has to be done.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 19, 2003 4:11 PM
You mean, like find weapons of mass-destruction or prove a link between Irak and Al-Qaeda or Osama Bin Laden?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 20, 2003 5:14 AM
If Bush was to just pull out now what kind of message would that be sending to Saddam Hussain? He's been given a chance to stop the war by leaving Iraq but he has refused.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 20, 2003 4:46 PM
That sounds exactly like a terrorist with hostages: "stop attacking my nation or I will launch 30 missiles every hour"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 21, 2003 6:42 AM
No, it sounds nothing at all like terrorists. Saddam Hussain was given the chance to prevent any kind of conflict by resigning as head of state and leaving the country, he refused. Do you honestly want to see him stay in power?
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 21, 2003 9:56 AM
Much as like Bush and the bloody circus.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 24, 2003 6:24 AM
Okay, now you're making no sense. I'm not George W Bush's biggest fan but now the war has started I'm supporting out troops over there 100% and now want the conflict to be over as quickly as possible. Every single Iraq citizen that I've heard speak out in this country or in Britain has stated that they are for this war and for the eradication of Saddam. Perhaps if you'd experienced life in Iraq as they have you'd agree.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 24, 2003 1:06 PM
http://www.aljazeera.net/news/arabic/2003/3/3-22-26.htm
Tell the mother that it was to free his baby. They live there, and can't escape.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 25, 2003 5:06 AM
And what about the countless women and children killed by Saddam? You can't have it both ways.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 25, 2003 6:16 AM
You gave him the weapons to do it, the authorization and even a medal!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2003 2:35 AM
Eh yea, but we didn't give him weapons to kill his own people did we. And for the last time, the main suppliers of weapons to Saddam was Russia and France so get your facts straight.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 26, 2003 7:42 PM
Oh, he tricked us! We gave him the weapons to kill bad people and he killed the good ones!
What are you, a six year old? So you would sell your soul to Satan himself just if he promises not sending you to hell? Well, another fact: in 1991, US promised protection to those tribes who rise against Saddam; you failed your word to the rebels and 50.000 people were slaughtered by the National Guard under the charge of treason. Who's the cheater?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2003 8:12 AM
How can you seriously believe that the US armed him so that he could kill his own people? What weapons that were given were done so that he could defend himself. Now alot has changed since then and the time has simply come to act.
Since 7/16/79 Saddam has killed over 2,000,000 people in wars, executions, genocide, mass murder, by torture. How humane is it to let him continue to kill those innocent people. For all who worry about the innocent Iraqi people at risk, think of them as already "at risk". The only way to protect them now is to eliminate Saddam.
I was not originally for this war but now that it has started I am willing to go along with it and see it through. Just sitting back and bitching about America is helping no one.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 27, 2003 1:36 PM
US killed more people than Saddam in less years. And explain me the idea of freedom with a bomb over your head.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 28, 2003 4:25 AM
Of course the US is responsible for more deaths than Saddam you moron! The US is a country that's been around for hundreds of years, proportionally the amount of people Saddam has killed during his reign is far more.
It's ok for you to just sit at your keyboard 1000's of miles away and constantly bitch about the US and act all righteous but if I were someone living in Argentina, I wouldn't be so quick to criticise other countries.
Lives are only "a proportion" for you? reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 28, 2003 8:39 AM
Yeah, sorry for not having an huge army to go kill people around the world.
RE: Lives are only reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2003 5:46 AM
That's okay, you're just going to have to make do with persecuting people in your own country for such terrible crimes as being a transvestite, like you're doing already.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 7, 2003 10:14 AM
No, we don't. But you're probably confusing my country with something else, like you always do when you don't know sh*t about the rest of the world. Oh, by the way, inventors of the KKK, don't you have a law against people of the same sex kissing in public places in Texas? Or arrested many arabs just because after 9/11?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2003 5:12 AM
You're right. Yes, I'm sorry you are right about everything. With people like Alfredo Astiz surely Argentina should rule the world. Lets find Saddam and put him back in power, that's what you'd like isn't it?
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 24, 2003 10:05 AM
Alfredo Astiz can't get out of his house cause wherever he goes people curse him, throw him things, and make him leave the place he was. That means that people doesn't support decisions of our government when they're wrong. Unlike others...
Besides, you've never had free criminals walking in the streets? Why is it that every stupid US citizen responds to an accusation saying "you're worst"?
Damn you reply
Posted by LordStryker (None) on June 27, 2003 12:13 PM
Skull, you are the kind of ignorant 10 year old that tarnishes the reputation of any good foreigner.
Please cease posting, it is much too hard to try and comprehend your babble, when it is obviously wrong.
And by the way... reply
Posted by LordStryker (None) on June 27, 2003 12:16 PM
"Inventors of the KKK"? What the hell are you, stupid? The KKK wasn't just invented on a whim. It slowly came into being, starting with a few people who really hated blacks. Then it grew bigger and they started actually attacking them.
I'm guessing that was some sort of idiotic slur against America. Yet you cry about how America is being intolerant of Iraq and other sh*t. Goddamn hypocrit, your opinion is now worthless to me.
hitman reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2003 6:37 AM
i f*cking love that game where u go on the roof with the guy and you use a sniper rifle to kill a triad guy such a f*cking classic game i love it
hitman 2 the movie base off the video game reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 3, 2005 10:14 PM
they should make a hitman 2 movie based off the playstation 2 game. The guy that played the transportor should be the hitman. perfect character.
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