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By Unknown January 9, 2003 10:39 AM
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New Line has released a new calendar with artwork from the final chapter in Tolkien's trilogy, and so naturally - high quality scans showed up online soon after. Along with some great shots of returning characters, there's a first look at John Noble as Denethor (the very fertile father of Sean Bean & David Wenham's characters).
Click here to see the scans.
It also seems that a short clip from the third film apparently plays if you successfully complete the Two Towers video game.
Andy Serkis (aka. Gollum) talked with Cinescape about the cut scene from the second film which'll be included in the third one: "If I didn't know it was going to be in the third [film] I would be upset. You actually see me onscreen, which was going to be in this film, transforming into Gollum once he kills Deagol. You see this whole kind of descent into madness. You see him physically becoming more and more decrepit. [The] last stage is becoming the CG Gollum. Peter and Fran told me that wasn't going to be in this film. They thought it would play much better into the next one."
Thanks to Dark Horizons!
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lotr 
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2003 5:34 AM
Gollum should win an Oscar for best supporting actor!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2003 6:30 AM
i agree, his inner debate was the best part of the film
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2003 2:33 PM
Yeah lol. My preciouss oscarrr
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2003 10:28 AM
i think that all of the supporting actors have gone unoticeed and are all wicked.
RE: gollum supporting actor reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 3, 2003 5:34 PM
yeah he did an amazing job and yeah for sure he should recieve such an award!
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2003 6:55 AM
you daaammmnn right!
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2003 6:27 PM
I must disagree, It is true that his charater developement is fenominal, but his actions and movements are corky, and irritating, I find it insulting to the true nature of Gollum as depicted in the books.
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2003 8:43 PM
well your an idoit
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2003 3:53 AM
you are thick,you cannot even spell,and to not be impressed by serkis as gollum is to be over zealous in the extreme.who the hell cares if he doesnt match your particular vision of what you perceived gollum to look like in the book?.Idiot
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 10, 2003 7:21 PM
die
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2003 1:26 PM
YES!!!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2003 4:03 PM
There should be a new Oscar category: best performance by a CG character. It's coming. lol
Gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2003 4:04 PM
i Totaly agree, Gollum played an Extraordianry part to the plot and overall appeal to "The Two Towers"......oscar material. Aragorn is still my favorite character though !
Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2003 10:35 PM
Does anyone yet know how Jackson intends to end "Return"?? I've heard there will NO Hobbiton scenes, only an ending either on Mount Doom or with the Eagles rescues?? Has anyone heard otherwise?? And, No, I don't think Mr. Peter is about to tell us just yet....
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2003 6:06 PM
get off your high horse and think like one of us his part was the best i could only imagine u in that crouched position for hours on end he deserves that oscar so stop critisizing him.
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2003 6:09 PM
i heard that they did all hobbiton scenes at the same time including rotk
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 16, 2003 8:10 PM
I think Gollum is a pussy he should have taken the rings while they were sleeping and kicked Sauron ass! and random shemp or watever the hell ur name is u spend way too much time on this site explaining how good gollum is why dont you marry him for god sakes.
gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 4:18 AM
Aragorn sux. Boromir wuz the best. He shouidnt have died, he wouldve kikked ass in the 2 towers
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 7:25 AM
The Return of the King ends at the Grey Havens. Peter Jackson calls it his favorite scene from the entire trilogy; very emotionally charged. This movie is going to be incredible.
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 11:57 AM
I think you should learn how to spell phenominal
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 12:00 PM
Unfortunately JRR Tolkien wrote the book and he had Boromir killed off, Peter Jackson could hardly change the whole premis of the trilogy now could he, and oh, learn to spell.
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 7:07 PM
Have you ever read the books you dummy Boromir is surpose to die geeeez Aragorn is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 7:09 PM
agreed
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 7:12 PM
I thought Gollum was great I don't know what the hell your talking about, he was awsome :P
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 7:13 PM
what do you mean agreed???
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 7:14 PM
it means Shut up
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 7:15 PM
ok....LOTR best movie of all time Return of the King will be awsome I heard Frodo gets his finger bitten off poor frodo that really sux!!!!!
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by Eowyn_fan (monkeycgm@hotmail.com) on February 17, 2003 7:43 PM
Well I think that they must be doing at least some Hobbiton stuff because they casted an Elanor.
One another note, the acting in the movies was done exceptionly well. Viggo deserves an Oscar.
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 18, 2003 12:24 PM
btw, it's spelled phenomenal, you also should learn how to spell before you correct others
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2003 9:18 PM
Ok, i very much agree with you, this move will be the ultimate movie of all time, except maybe Fast and The Furious 2, hahaha YEAH RIGHT!, LOTR will own all, and i think every character deserves an oscar, oh yeah i just finished the 3rd book... i almost cried!! Its sooo good, and yes Frodo's poor finger, leaves him to finish the journey alone.
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by Lori_of_Lothlorien (No Email) on February 23, 2003 1:03 PM
People! Aragorn is so cool! How could you go aroung dissing Tolkien's work? Learn to spell...
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2003 4:17 AM
I really think all of you people need to switch off your Pc's and go outside, your obviously all lacking in any kind of social adequacy and need to attempt to ready the situation, and before any of you smart arses amke the point, I stumbled across this site and just had to leave you a note because I was amazed at how sad you all are, and yes I have read the books, and I have seen the first two films, but quite honestly, as good as they are, and they are very good, you all need to calm down and get a life.
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by cicio (mm@interlink.com.ar) on February 27, 2003 8:46 PM
oh you are so above us right?
shut up
i hope they show hobitton on return of the king, especially the uprising of the shire an the killing of saruman and wormtongue or lenua de serpiente as we know him here
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2003 11:07 AM
Where are all the Oscars and awards for these actors that have worked so hard for the film? We better get all the nominations for The Return of the King! They have forgotten about us!
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2003 11:12 AM
I heard this same statement back when TTT came out. I hope that it is just a vicous rumor! There is no way they could leave out "The Scouring of the Shire" and then Frodo going to the Grey Havens! Mr. Jackson if your out there PLEASE don't leave these scenes out!!!!!!!!!
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2003 11:17 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2003 11:22 AM
If you are so bored that you stumbled across this sight while surfing then maybe you are the one who needs to turn off your pc and find a new hobby. The people in this discussion enjoy Tolkien's/Jackson's work and have fun commenting on it. You sound very lonely to be putting other people's hobbies down! Have a nice day! Legolas Rules!
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2003 11:22 AM
ur dumb dude if you read the book you would alrady know that hegets his finger bitten. it just goes to shw how closed-minded you are and that you cant sit till long enough to read the book.
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2003 11:26 AM
i agree ur saying that w need to get lives. ur the one who took the time to read all of this
f*ckin nerd
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2003 11:28 AM
i tink that woulbe lame too but the movies are aready made so he cant chage them
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2003 6:05 AM
hmmmmm, well.
All i can say is for a bunch of lotr nerds who proclaim to have read Tolkien's finest literature, almost none of you can either spell or correct your own grammar.
Aside from that i think the movies are a great interpretation of the books, and alot of people keep forgetting how hard it actually is to translate a book into film. (xmen does not do the comic of the same title any justice at all) So of course there will be alot of critism from outraged fans or whatever, but everyone has to realise it is probably near impossible to recreate such a masterpice as LOTR to its full glory.
And on that note all i can say is buy the toys now. They will be worth more than starwars figures one day so long as u dont open them from the package, as tempting as it is to play with Arwen.:)
Oh and p.s.........................get outside you nerds.
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by ANDY GOLLUM SERKIS (GOLLUM ROCKS.COM) on March 2, 2003 7:25 AM
I TOTALLY AGREE, HE WAS AWESOME. EVERYTHING HE SAID OR DID WAS BRILLIANT. IN MY OPINION HE IS THE GREATEST CHARACTER OF THEM ALL AND I'LL BE SAD TO SEE HIM DIE.
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by ANDY GOLLUM SERKIS (GOLLUM ROCKS.COM) on March 2, 2003 7:46 AM
true, it must be very difficult to make such a trilogy,and i for one loved both movies so far,and i can hardly wait for the final movie, but to call us nerds is just childish,and by the way...i noticed that you've got plenty to say,so why don't you go outside,if what we say upsets you,or the way we spell, then don't read it.
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2003 7:27 PM
Ok well i think u people r taking this whole thing of goin outside a little too seriously. After all if we all went outside there wouldnt be an internet. And its not like i give a sh*t about the spelling, im just hanging sh*t on you guys caus im bored. Anyway, arent we straying a bit from the topic at hand? what was the topic again????
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2003 3:24 AM
I heard that the scene with deagol and smeagol finding the ring will be in the extended version of the two towers on dvd and vhs
deagol and smeagol reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2003 3:32 AM
i think its sad how fomer hobbit smeagol killed his cousin deagol and took the ring so he became corrupted. I n the two towers you can see that smeagol did not want to betray the hobbits,especially frodo.In the book when he lead them to cirith ungol to shelob he looked at them sleeping and if sam and frodo could of seen him they would of seen a weary hobbit who has been taken away from friends and family way after his time and for a minute repented, then sam woke up and called him a sneak then his evil side overcame him again
RE: deagol and smeagol reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2003 3:43 AM
gollum might be a good character but he betrays them to the orcs in moria not pippin
in the book he also tells the orcs they are in lothlorien but lucky enough the fellowship slept in the treetops with the elves and betrays frodo and sam to shelob
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2003 11:43 AM
n1
RE: deagol and smeagol reply
Posted by cicio (mm@interlink.com.ar) on March 3, 2003 12:41 PM
Smeagol is a MURDERER make no mmistake about it just as he sais to himself, if he doubts for a minute about betraying the hobbits its due to the promise he did to the precious
mellon!
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2003 3:15 PM
You are so wrong. How could you say that Aragorn sux. The story would be nothin without him. Boramier was cool and everything but with out him dying there wouldnt of been really that much drama. So in saying that Aragorn sux, that meens you suck. You ignorant fool.
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2003 3:23 PM
Aman to that!
Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2003 3:47 PM
I know that taking these books and makeing them into movies is hard and of course there has to be stuff left out but the one thing that bugs me is why the hell didnt Jackson have Aragorn have Anduril in the movie. It wouldnt have that much explaining to deal with or anything like that. Man it would of ben so cool to see Aragorn fight with that.
RE: deagol and smeagol reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2003 1:46 AM
who are you calling a melon?
gollum has two personalities and there is some good smeagol in him somewhere
even though the evil side wins you`re the
mellon
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2003 1:49 AM
what are you talking about in rivendell
elrond gives aragorn the sword that was broken remade just before the fellowship departs on their journey to destroy the ring in the extended version of the fellowship of the ring
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2003 2:13 AM
who is the person that said aragorn has not got anduril he or she is wrong in the fellowship of the ring when frodo ran away from boromir aragorn caught up with frodo and said where is the ring
and frodo said stay away and aragorn told frodo he would go with frodo until the end and frodo said i know and aragorn looked at frodo sword and it was shining blue which means that orcs are close aragorn told frodo to run and he held up his sword(anduril) to meet the host of orcs and fought most of them and when he is on top of that building he cries anduril and jumps from the top to collide with the orcs preventing most of them finding frodo and you can clearly hear him saying anduril so the person who said its a shame that aragorn has not got anduril or the sword that was broken reforged you are wrong!!!!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2003 6:44 AM
you're wrong he said ELENDIL. if you have seen the dvd with subtitles you would see that he says elendil
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2003 6:46 AM
but Aragorn does have the sword though even though he doesn't say it.
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2003 2:41 PM
OK but in Rivendell if you see the handle of the sord that is broken it is way different than the handle of the sord that Aragorn holds up before he fights the Orcs right after he lets Frodo go at the end.
RE: deagol and smeagol reply
Posted by cicio (mm@interlink.com.ar) on March 5, 2003 6:38 AM
MELLON MEANS FRIEND IN ELVISH
and you are no mellon of mine
and smeagol could have a good side, but he still is a MURDERER
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2003 12:07 PM
i agree.gollem was almost always andy serkis in a skin tight suit,doing gollems moves
i think its stupid he didnt get nomonated
k changing subject reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2003 12:20 PM
i can beleive ppl r signing a protest to change the name of the return of the king just because of elvis!He isnt even a real king!u can send an e-mail to the person if u think that this protest is unbeleiveably gay.heres the website: www.theofficersclub.com/rotkpo/
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2003 12:27 PM
ur right there isnt going to be a burning of the shire.peter says that on the directors comentary in the extended virson dvd. since its suppose to be a story baced on the ring it will most likely end on mount. doom.But you never no! it actually might end with the eagles rescue. we'll just have to wait and see
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2003 12:33 PM
there wont be a burning of the shire because of the fact that it wasnt their land to destroy.it is an old land that they build hobbiton on.they did not have permission to cut down trees and dig up the place.
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2003 12:36 PM
Yes, Legolas does rule. He's my absolute favorite in the whole story. Love him!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2003 12:51 PM
u couldnt be more rong!aragorn has the same sword throughout the movie.it may @ some point in time look like Narcil(not correct spelling but the correct name)but it is not.u never saw him with the sword of the kings.when u see the fellowship going across caradhras,and boromir picks up the ring when it fall of frodo,after, u see aragorns hand leave the sword,it isnt narcil.
stop trying to make ppl think you no the movie and actually watch it and find out for yourself! he doesnt get the sword
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2003 12:54 PM
elendil is the star thingy that galadreil gave 2 frodo u freak! narcil is the name of the sword!(i no it isnt the correct spelling
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 12:15 AM
As to my original comments (RE: Return of the King), so it's to be an ending of either Mt. Doom and the eagles or the parting to the Grey Havens , is it? Still don't want to believe that Mr. Jackson will leave out the reclaiming of the Shire just to keep the film length down. Please, Mr. Jackson, if you ever even here a wisp of this, please, please include, in some form, "The Scouring Of The Shire"..And don't tell me he doesn't have the time, 9 months, on any time table should be more then enought time to do it right.
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 2:20 AM
The name of the sword was Narsil. It was the sword of Isildur that was broken but smote Sauron in FOTR. After it was re-forged it was renamed Anduril.
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 4:17 AM
aragorn renamed the sword anduril(flame of the west)it was called narsil when is forefathers elendil and isildur held the sword
but aragorn renamed it anduril
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 6:49 PM
i think you are all retards and have nothing better to do than talk about elvish and that kind of sh*t if knew where you fags lived i would burn all your houses to the ground
f*ckERS!!!!!!!!!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 6:51 PM
i know this dude...lol...he was like going out with a chick.....lol.....PJ!!!!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 6:55 PM
god damn i thought i was a lord of the rings nerd but all you fags have proved me wrong
Im not saying i dont like the lord of the rings, i like all of the books, but when you know all these facts its just kinda lame...
RE: k changing subject reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 7:00 PM
dude you are really gay they dont give a f*ck about elvis they are talking about Jesus.............dumb f*ck
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2003 6:13 PM
he better not i've read the return of the king twice and they better or i am going to be writing mr peter jackson an email griping him out for not putting that part in
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2003 3:54 AM
who in the f*ck are u calling a fag man just cause I read the book and watch the film and know a couple of facts
you are calling me a fag? first of all i think anyone here who just watched the film and thinks he knows sh*t they are fags and those people who don`t
know the difference between narsil and the sword remade(anduril)
are fags
and those people who thinks aragorn is carrying a different sword through fotr and the two towers are f*cking fags and those little **** who think
they are sick by saying
they will burn people`s houses down BULLsh*t fag
and those who cannot even spell and know they cannot contribute sh*t to this conversation are fags and last of all those fags who cannot even spell come back when you learn how to write ****!
damn I just came here to have a conversation about lord of the rings and some little dicks are tripping just because they don`t know sh*t!!!!!!
aragorn does have the sword anduril haters!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2003 4:11 AM
what is the point in talking about lord of the rings if you hardly know anything about it??
and what on earth do you mean aragorn does not have anduril he does
I admit in fotr when aragorn is leading the hobbits from bree to rivendell he does have a different sword when he fights the nazgul(ringwraith)above weathertop(amon sul)he does have a different sword but up til the end of two towers he fights with anduril
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2003 4:24 AM
how come in the book elrond says that only the heir of isildur can wield the sword that was broken and in the two towers when gandalf,legolas,gimli and aragorn comes to edoras and hama tells them to leave the weapons he(hama)takes legolas bow and knives and gimli`s axe and he also takes aragorn sword if that was really the sword that was broken remade wouldn`t aragorn be hesitant to give it to him or wouldn`t that guy died? i think aragorn receives the sword in the extended version of the two towers when arwen after the battle of helm`s deep she gives aragorn the sword that was broken she rides with gandalf and the 2000 banished rohirrim that is what i think
lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2003 5:47 AM
lotr is amazin an im totally obsessed!!!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2003 1:54 PM
Aragorn does not have the sword in the movies. The opening seen of ROTK is going to be the reforging of Narsil.
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2003 1:59 PM
Elendil was Isildur's father. The light that Galadriel gave to Frodo was Earendil.
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2003 5:45 PM
WHAT?! Gollum dies?!! Dang................
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 12, 2003 7:20 PM
There is a scene from previews of someone hooded approaching the shards of Narsil. I think this is Arwen and that she will meet with Aragorn with or without the Dunedain. She will give Anduril to Aragorn- I think.
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2003 7:25 AM
I am also a big fan of the books and films. I like to find out as much as I can about the movies before I see them so I can be prepared. I know the movies must be different and I find myself in agreement with Jackson's changes. With that in mind, I am enjoying gleaning what I can about ROTK. I think Arwen will give Anduril to Aragorn and will go with him on the Paths of the Dead. Any thoughts?
a mistake reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2003 9:57 AM
in the two towers,in the great hall in edoras,just after legolas aragorn and gimli beat up the ppl who attacked them u see a behind shot and one of the ppl on the floor in twiddling his hair.lol it was so funny to see.keep ur eye on it the next time u see the movie
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2003 9:59 AM
thats cuz ur a freak
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2003 10:01 AM
its called read the book! (idiot)
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2003 10:06 AM
maybe u should get outside to if u stumbled across this then u probly have nothing else to do except brows the internet
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2003 10:12 AM
ya but peter jackson might do a like 10 years later in the shire kind of thing.u never no.did u no that elenor is sean astins(sam)daughter! she is so adorible!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2003 10:21 AM
aragorn isnt given anduril yet.u never see him have it and u never see it given to him.he doesnt have it yet i think in the return of the king that he then receves it when he is anounced high king of gondor
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2003 10:26 AM
F-U! he doesnt have the sword! and if he does u NEVER see it
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2003 8:52 PM
your all freaks
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2003 8:55 PM
I totally agree with you. Legolas is the best. Not to mention he's hot.
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2003 9:01 PM
You are the one who is a nerd. You keep on telling us to go outside and do something. Well, why don't you take your own advice and go outside yourself? We all like to talk about LOTR and obviously you do too otherwise you wouldn't keep on coming back to this site and telling us not to write to each other and telling us to go outside and trying to correct our spelling. Who cares if we spell something wrong, as long as we can read and understand what we wrote and other people can read it and understand it then who really cares?
What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2003 9:13 PM
I haven't seen the extended version of LOTR so I don't know what Frodo and the other Fellowshipers get from Galadriel. What does she give them?
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2003 2:09 PM
Fag!!!!!!!!
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 1:02 PM
u sir are extremely bald on ur pee-nis
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 4:54 PM
yes ladies (or men if you're so inclined) AND he's had around 2931 years of experience!!!
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 5:02 PM
I came across a site that said the Scouring of the shire probably will be left out, Saruman and wormtongue are killed at the beginning of the ROTK, and it apparently ends at the Grey Havens! He may also include some of the Aragorn and Arwen tale from the Appendices at the end of the Movie. Their deaths. Sad. I always cry at that bit. Apparently it's gonna be a bit of a tear jerker!
RE: deagol and smeagol reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 5:08 PM
I don't recall reading that! i thought Pip drops a stone down the well! where did you hear that?
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 5:09 PM
Aragorns sword is called ELINDIL!!!!!!!!!
Okay, now i can't bear to stay online any more because my brain can't handle the stupidity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 5:12 PM
YES U R ALL FREAKS, I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!!!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 5:12 PM
I agree, he doesn't have the sword at all in the first movie, if he did they would have made a bigger deal out of it!!! Apparently he gets it in the third movie. In ROTK it shows the sword being reforged and Arwen brings it to him at Edoras...I think. thats the rumor anyway!
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 5:14 PM
IT SHOWED WHAT GALDRIEL GAVE FRODO IN THE NOT EXTENDED VERSION!! dUH
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 5:15 PM
Anyways she gives Frodo a light which is also their most beloved star
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 5:18 PM
My favorite part in the two towers is when Sam says, "Let's see what we have to eat, Oh, look, Lembas bread, and look! more Lembas bread"
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 5:19 PM
I agree, you are both total and complete idiots!
Ur fav part in movie reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2003 5:20 PM
What is yalls favorite part in the movie/book?
RE: gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 21, 2003 7:24 PM
he was amazing and should definitely have been nominated. also why didn't peter jackson get a nomination? did the best film direct itself?
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2003 6:32 AM
gollum is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2003 9:16 AM
aragorn does get anduril at rivendell you just don't see it like a lot of the things in the film i.e. tom bombadil !
RE: return of the king ! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2003 9:18 AM
go on this website (http://www.elbakin.com/film/images/retour_du_roi.htm) - proper sweet retrun of the king pics !
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2003 10:07 AM
gollum is sexy andi wantoo have sex and masterpate his pee-nis
hobbits reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2003 6:54 AM
i think it was pretty lame in the two towers when you see merry and pippin talking to the ents most of the movie and we didnt see them enough do not get me wrong i loved the two towers but more could have been done with pippin and merry`s characters
RE: Ur fav part in movie reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2003 6:07 PM
my favorite part is when froda and sam masterbate together and giz on each others faces
RE: Ur fav part in movie reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2003 6:09 PM
yes i agree, i also enjoyed when froda and sam run a train on gollum
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2003 6:11 PM
i hear she gives him head in the third film
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2003 6:12 PM
i hear she gives him head in the third film
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2003 6:15 PM
do you guys watch pornograpy?
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2003 6:16 PM
im obsesseed with masterbating
RE: hobbits reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2003 10:54 PM
This is to the person that thinks Andy Serkis didn't take on Gollum's role like it was in the book. If what you saw on screen wasn't how Gollum should've done...then how in the living hell should he have been? I mean, were you high when reading the book? the motions and words in the book is exactly how Gollum acted in the movie were they not?
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2003 12:38 PM
I thought Aragorn cried ELENDIL ???
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2003 12:45 PM
Namarie. You will not be missed.
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2003 12:48 PM
You must be kidding ...
RE: hobbits reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2003 12:51 PM
Well, the ents were terrible, I almost bursted out laughing.
Lord Of The Rings reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2003 2:17 PM
ok, I think u all have different opinions on LOTR, i read the books and have seen fotr and ttt, and cant wait till return of the king. I think some of u dont realise THE STORY WAS WRITTEN AGES AGO U CANNOT CHANGE IT!!!!! IT IS TOLKIENS MASTER PIECE AND HOW CAN U SAY ARAGORN SUX??? HE MAKES UP AT LEAST HALF OF THE STORY!!!!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 1:09 AM
true, true.
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 8:59 PM
fer cryun owt lowd stopp currectin pepl hoo mizspel. soe u one a fukin spelin be. hoo gyvs a ratz asss!
RE: k changing subject reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:08 PM
u are truly a dumb f*ck if u believe that site is serious. go to the site and read it again, its a protest and a parody to the low lifes who protest the two towers title claiming it was offensive to the victims of 9-11. it is done quite cleverly and very funny if u got the joke
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:11 PM
eye reeli doentt gyv a fuk iff eethar ov u kan spel feenomeenul
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:17 PM
oh-kay, eye gett itt u noe whow tu spel. kan u leeve thu wrest ov uhs da fuk uloan allreddy!!!
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:26 PM
it is NOT a rumor Peter Jackson himself stated in the fotr commentary that the scouring of the shire wil be left untold
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:32 PM
right on dude i hear ya!!!!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:34 PM
me too!
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:37 PM
merry and pippen get daggars, sam gets a rope legolus gets a new bow, gimli asks for a gets some hair from her head and they all get cloaks and elf bread
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:42 PM
oh and aragorn gets a knife. i think its the same one he stabs the uruk-hai with and he licks the blood then he throws it at aragorn and he bats away with his sword(elindil or whatever its called)
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:44 PM
no they are not kidding i liked the train scene and i still watch the jizz scene over and over.
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:45 PM
every day
RE: Lord Of The Rings reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:51 PM
oooh this an OLD story huh? I thought it was an original screenplay. was it this Token person i keep hearing about the guy who wrote it?
RE: Lord Of The Rings reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:53 PM
funny i guess jackson doesnt feel the same way cause he does change quite a bit of the original story he had to out of necessity
RE: hobbits reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 9:58 PM
i agree 100%. an excelent job everyone involved did concerning the gollum character
RE: Lord Of The Rings reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 10:04 PM
well a least in most cases there were some things he changed that didnt need be. Faramir was turned inside out. merry and pippin are too buffoonish and totally missed the point at the council of elrond. the discusion should have surounded around the idea that no one wanted anything to do with bearing the evil.
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2003 10:35 PM
it is very simple. he cries elendil which is isildurs fathers name. elendils sword was named narsil and it was reforged and named anduril which aragorn recieves when he is crowned king elessar
RE: Lord Of The Rings reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2003 2:28 AM
i think it made the film more interesting that faramir could be seduced by the ring it made people watch the film without getting bored, in the book faramir helps them and is much wiser. In the book i think his character is great
RE: hobbits reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2003 2:31 AM
there is one thing i hate in the three books and the three films is that bilbo baggins did not play a greater part in the trilogy because i loved reading there and back again a hobbits tale when bilbo sets off with some dwarves
tom bombadil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2003 2:35 AM
this disappointed me that jackson had to take the part when the hobbits meet tom bombadil a maia spirit that dwelt in the forest
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2003 3:04 AM
he should not orlando bloom was better
RE: tom bombadil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2003 1:08 PM
Yeah, and why did Jackson leave out all the poems ? Because they ARE BORING - just like Bombadil. Let's face it, the world Tolkien created is awesome, but there are some things that do not get Frodo ( and the reader or the viewer) any further. Imagine watching somebody reciting a two-page poem - the sheer thought of it makes me sleepy...
characters reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2003 1:29 PM
I agree that Jackson did alter the story a lot, but directors do need to personalise their films and add their own touches. The thing that pisses me off is that when people say a certain character sucks e.g. someone above said aragorn sucks, when every character helps 2 create the story
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2003 8:10 PM
isildurs fathers name is ELENDIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant stand YOUR stupidity!!!!!!!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2003 8:14 PM
aragorn gets anduril at the end of rotk, he certainly doesnt get it a rivendale, for christ sake it not even been reforged yet. They show it still in pieces!
RE: tom bombadil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2003 8:26 PM
im sorry but was it ever for certain that tom bombadil was actually a maia spirit or was it just suspected that he probably was? i seem to remember that tolkien left some uncertainty about his true nature and origin
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2003 9:22 AM
well i agree that he shouldnt recive a grammy, but he was a ring bearer and i suggest he be alowed to travel to the old world
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2003 11:35 PM
You sick f*ck , if you saw the special extended DvD edition you would know that he gets Narsil (or Anduril witch means Flame of the west) From elrond @ Rivendel, You can see at caradras and at all other fighting scenes that it IS the new sword.
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2003 12:01 PM
they reforge it after you see that part YOU JUST DONT SEE IT... dude have'nt you read the book !
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2003 12:31 PM
Listen up fools... in the books elendil's sword (narsil) is broken by sauron. it's reforged (into anduril) by the elves at rivendell during the fellowship and given to aragorn. I'm almost certain its given to him in the film but who cares ! And all these cacksuckers who are trippin over fans talkin about this in the first place - why the f*ck are you here if you think everyone else are freaks! the only freaks are those who get their kicks out of giving greif over internet message boards. educate yourselves before you start sh*t you cant back up! I'm a big fan of the books and the films... lets just leave it at that.
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2003 1:00 AM
why should Gollum get best supporting actor when he himself doesn't exist????
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2003 1:02 AM
there are also some movies like chicago and gangs of new york who deserve the oscar way than LOTR's actor.
RE: characters reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2003 4:46 PM
I think my baby, frodo/elijah wood is the best!!!i luuuuv him.
i wanna have his little hobbit babies.lol
btw, can anyone plz visit my site?its not done yet,but o well..
its http://www.freewebs.com/elfprincess
tom bombadil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2003 4:13 AM
tom bombadil is a maia spirit that dwelt in the forest even thogh tolkien does not say this in the book they called him fatherless and in the council of elrond the elves galdor and glorfindel both say why don`t we give the ring to tom bombadil(maia spirit) but gandalf says the ring has no power over him but he is a very unsafe keeper and in an encyclopedia it says that tolkien says that gandalf,saruman,sauron and tom bombadil are maia spirits gandalf,saruman and tom bombadil come from the undying lands and are maia spirits
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2003 11:22 AM
why so enraged? did a fag fukd your ass before?
narsil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 11, 2003 12:15 PM
did you know that you can learn quenya and buy
aragorns sword named narsil at barrowdowns.com nad you can ler?rb your name in quenya
so great reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2003 6:12 PM
this is going to be a great movie, why cuz i read the book and out of the 1st and 2nd movie they did a pretty good job and if they do as good of job on the 3rd it will be soooo great. theres so much action and surprises :D
RE: narsil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 14, 2003 8:00 PM
i think weve been thru this before. narsil was isuldors fathers sword the one that was broken. it was reforged and renamed anduril and then is claimed by aragorn when he is crowned king elessar
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2003 11:06 AM
i totally agree. Aragorn was totally the best of them all. i mean like i liked Boromir and all but i mean like there has to be at least 1 person who dies from the fellowship. i LOVE Aragorn and am totally gonna cry when he dies in the return of the King
RE: so great reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2003 11:17 AM
the lotr is the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE AND I DINT KNOW HOW ANY1 COULD HAVE PISSED OFF ARAGORN LIKE THEY DID EARLIER!HE IS THE BEST AND WHEN HE DIES IN THE THIRD MOVIE ILL BE TOTALLY SAD! AND ANYWAYS BROMIR WASNT HALF AS WORTHY AS ARAGORN!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2003 5:48 PM
No they f*ckin do not LOTR movies are the best and there actors are to!!!!!!!!{Liv Tyler is awesome naked}
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2003 7:33 PM
yea i thought gollum was the best. that is my favorite character!!!!!! he was so cute and i felt really sorry for him in the movie
RE: so great reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2003 9:06 AM
how do you know aragorn dies in the rotk? in the book it indicates that he lives well over a hundred years AFTER he is crowed king elessar. i didnt think the movie would travel that far on the time line unless jackson changes that too. anyway the piont is do know something i dont? did you actually here that the death of elessar(aragorn) would be in the third film?
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2003 8:44 PM
where is she naked?
The Two Towers Video Game reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2003 8:30 AM
i can garantee you you'll see a short cut scene from the new film if you play every mission with the special carecter. I did this and can say it only makes me want to see the real movie more.
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by IRISH HIGHLANDER (jamison_moore@hotmail.com) on April 22, 2003 5:15 PM
no offense friend,but
why would gollum get a grammy anyway?Aren't those awards for music only?I don't think gollum sings.Not with that voice of his anyways.
RE: lotr reply
Posted by IRISH HIGHLANDER (jamison_moore@hotmail.com) on April 22, 2003 5:20 PM
I agree.I think for all of Mr. sirkis'hard work,he should've gotten nominated,even if it was for his voice,he's a great character actor and extremely physical in his portrayal of gollum
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by IRISH HIGHLANDER (jamison_moore@hotmail.com) on April 22, 2003 5:31 PM
I'd guess to agree with this guy,we all need to relax.Even though it's one of the greatest stories told,(I read the trilogy back in the late seventies and watched the cartoon movies.)It's nothing to fanatically go crazy over by cussing each other outand correcting spelling.This isn't English 101 is it?
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by Grapesoul (No Email) on April 23, 2003 9:32 AM
I truly believe that
the works of the late
(J.R.R Tolkien) are
far more represented;
not in the fantasies
which many have enjoyed
for decades,but the man
the scholar far exceeds
the attempts of Steve
Jackson,whom has tried
his best too interpret
through film-a masters
work-using the finest
talents to complete the
best ever movie trilogy
of this kind..I repeat:
"this kind"
You just cannot measure
Mr.Tolkien by four books
and emphatic fans.
where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2003 10:27 AM
why is there no scenes of mary and pippin drinking the Ents water that makes them grow taller? wasnt that one of those importantly subtle points to the story?or is that a added scene on the extended dvd???
RE: k changing subject reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2003 6:32 PM
whoa scary I just saw that controversy online, I'd be happy to write and complain, that book was written over 5o years ago, are those ppl mad>??
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2003 1:46 AM
yes, i agree that gollum should win an award, he reminded me of John Nash :)
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2003 7:58 AM
false,false
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2003 4:20 PM
i so agree gollem is so hot
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2003 4:21 PM
i want to have a picture of gollums pee-nis
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2003 4:24 PM
i want to have sex with orlando bloom ( legolas ) even though iam 10
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2003 4:26 PM
i want to have sex with orlando bloom(legolas) even though iam 10 years old but still i think hes sexy
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2003 4:32 PM
who ever wrote this rules i think orlando bloom was the best of the best and the sexiest of the sexiest
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2003 4:37 PM
i think u all suk LEGOLAS IS THE BEST AND THE SEXIEST
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 3, 2003 4:39 PM
DITTO
news!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 5, 2003 7:13 PM
This just in:
I watched a Peter Jackson interview tonight, and he said that the Return of the King will be 4 hours, and that there will be scenes that depict the Scouring of the Shire. He also said that there will be reference to Tom Bombadil, which should be very interesting.
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2003 8:36 PM
I totally agree! The movie ruled!
RE: news!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 7, 2003 8:48 PM
That's great because I heard that they wouln't show those scenes and I was really disapointed!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 13, 2003 8:29 AM
you're absolutly f*ckin' right...... liv rulez
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2003 9:04 AM
He doesn't die, the movie is called return of the KING, Aragorn being the king! Read the books!
RE: k changing subject reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2003 9:07 AM
Oh my god! Read the whole site, it's a PARODY on the protest of the Two Towers movie and it's hilarious!
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2003 2:36 PM
Peter Jackson was too busy showing scenes of Aragorn and Arwen. While this is an important point to the story, it took away alot of time from other aspects of the story that were actually in the story!!! It really is too bad that he had to sell out in order to make the movie sellable.
RE: news!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2003 3:10 PM
I HOPE YOUR RIGHT ABOUT ALL THAT,I DON'TKNOW WHERE YOU GET ALL THS RANDOM INFO ABOUT WHATS GOING TO BE IN THE MOVIE.ANYWAY I TRY NOT TO BELIEVE EVEYTHING I HEAR ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WOULD HATE TOBE DISSAPOINTED ABOUT SOMETHING LEFT OUT THAT I HEARD WOULD BE IN,BESIDES WHAT PETER JACKSON LEAVES OUT OF THE BOOK.
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 16, 2003 1:51 PM
read the book Arragorn doesn't die half wit
i luv lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2003 1:40 AM
i think lotr should win every thing
it rox and i luv it
i dont care wot u think cause ur perthetic little problems dont matter any way lotr rulz
tell me wot u think @
noodle5000@msn.com
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 17, 2003 11:58 AM
no it wasn't you dumbass!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2003 12:04 PM
I think elijah did a great job being frodo baggens and he is a good actor also
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 22, 2003 6:44 PM
sure
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 22, 2003 6:45 PM
yeah
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 22, 2003 6:48 PM
Exelent point my fiend,
NETTY
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2003 1:12 AM
i hope so because it is a very impotant part of the film.
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2003 1:14 AM
you are sick and messed up un the head.
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2003 6:01 AM
Get a f*cking life Shemp!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2003 9:30 PM
How about them Giants. Go SF Giants!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2003 9:47 PM
I enjoy the Lord of the Rings. I beat the video game (Two Towers) and it was fun to play. The movies are well made. It's nice that there is a website devoted to LOTR information and debates
RE: a mistake reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 25, 2003 11:25 PM
f*ckin no sh*t
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 25, 2003 11:27 PM
No i heard that they end up going to the grey havens
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 25, 2003 11:37 PM
no elendil is isildurs dad.Earendil is the star in the sky that galadriel gives to frodo
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 25, 2003 11:43 PM
You f*ckin poof
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2003 2:25 PM
uh...how important was it to the film, if it wasn't in the film?
fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?
g
RE: i luv lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2003 2:34 PM
Dumbledore would kill Gandalf in battle.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
H.P.
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2003 3:36 PM
In the book, Gollum is described as being black, not the shade of pale he has in the movie.
RE: i luv lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2003 8:52 PM
hehee dumbledor.... old fancy smanshy
RE: i luv lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 29, 2003 4:40 AM
HArry potter sux, the movie is sooo fake but look at LOTR, they made whole cities, and LOTR should;ve won the oscar and every other award, wat do those judges know
RE: i luv lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 29, 2003 7:57 PM
i agree
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2003 12:01 AM
no,no; aragorn never has andruil in the movie. i have seen all the special features on the weapons and fight scenes from both the extended and the original dvds and they say on there that he doesn't have andruil. watch the movie again. you'll see that the sword is green handled. and so what? no one seems to remember that aragorn is supposed to have the shards of narsil all through the whole movie. they're not supposed to be at rivendell. but so what? the movie still ROCKS!
RE: Aragorn&Anduril reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2003 12:06 AM
hey, the sword that aragorn has with the green handle is not andruil. it's just his ranger sword. andruil is the same as narsil. and narsil is in rivendell (in the movie at least). the two swords are one in the same, it just has two different names.
RE: Lord Of The Rings reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2003 12:16 AM
i loved faramir's character in the book. i was totally bummed how they screwed him over in the movie. he's supposed to be all noble and able to resist the ring, and instead he falls for it as soon as he sees it.
Middle Earth reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2003 1:38 PM
This is the most amazing site I've been on yet. Not only is this a swamp of big mouths spouting off who have obviously NEVER opened any of Tolkein's books (or a dictionary), it's also an outright circus of insult. I must say, it's been worth a few chuckles. I'll offer this to anyone...if you like the movie because you want to see Gollum's wee-wee, or because Legolas is hot, then don't bother wit h the books. You won't get them. Geez.
If, however, you were one of those who actually recognized a thread of a story, then take the time to read the books (more than once) and get the facts of the story, as it was written...from the source. Then, if you want to get REAL adventurous, try reading some of the works of J.R.R. Tolkien as they relate to Middle Earth published after his death. Honestly, I don't know what's funnier, the incredibly wretched spelling (the web lingo NOT included) or the ridiculously poorly informed "experts" calling each other nerds. What a hoot!
your all fucked lord of the rings is kewl reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2003 4:31 PM
your all gay stop fighting about the movie and say what u like about it and leave it at that u dumbass people
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2003 6:35 PM
I understand that you would feel this way since Arwen wasn't in TTT novel at all... but there were very few scenes of them, PJ really just reminded us of it in this film and I thought he did so tactfully by not spending too much time on it. Also, remember... this is over $300,000,000 of the studios money they are working with and even PJ cannot have his way all the time despite the success of Fellowship. The relationship does play a part in Return of the King, but I have every confidence that PJ will hit all of the necessary nails on their heads... he's done it thus far.
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2003 6:42 PM
This I absolutely have to agree on. Hollywood is filled with a bunch of useless dildos!! Ian McKellan should have won the oscar for Fellowship. Most people can't even act w/o makeup on and he drove his part with heartwrenching emotion from under a pound and a half of latex prosthetics!! Brilliant performance!! Also, the fact that Andy Serkis didn't win for Gollum is obscene!! Gollum was better acted tehn most human characters are. What an advance in technology and performance. I honestly don't know what these Hollywood jerk-offs are thinking!! Return of the King should win something in the acting department although Hollywood somehow feels that horror and fantasy films shouldn't win awards... two words for you upper class douchebags,
Hannibal f*cking Lecter!!
RE: Return of the Kinf reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 31, 2003 2:29 PM
The artist Alan Lee has produced desifns for the Grey Havens, the elven harbour from whjch all the Elves and rinf bearers leave Middle Earth. The world is left for mortal men to rule as they see fit.
Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 1, 2003 9:31 AM
ok. i have 2 say i think the lord of the rings is the best book of the century - infact its the best book i ve read. and also will you guys please stop argueing over who is the best character- the film was a team effort. Heh heh.
RE: i luv lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 1, 2003 3:38 PM
I think not, gandalf is of the highest school of wizards and would kick D'dorfs ass.
RE: Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 2, 2003 2:40 AM
Im only 13 but i have read the Lord of the Rings quite a few times, and i think (just going on the stupid conversations yous guys have had) that even i probably have a better grasp on the story than you do! Come on guys instead of having an arguement and messing up this site discuss decent things and for gods sake re read the book!!!!
RE: i luv lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 3, 2003 3:50 PM
how dumb are you??? Gandalf would kick all of Middle Earth's ass if he felt like it. Read the books, ahole!
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 4, 2003 7:45 PM
whats up with this? seriously! I have read all three LOTR books and it seems to me that serkis is the perfect gollum! I really cannot understand how anybody sould think otherwise. And I agree that Ian McKellen should have won an award, for FOTR. He was the perfect Gandalf... I cannot imagine anybody else playing the part.
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 4, 2003 7:51 PM
yes orlando bloom was definitely the sexiest and he deserved an award but not cause he looks good. He was GREAT as legolas! seriously he really captured everything about the elves. But Serkis was great as Gollum,too, and he should have been recognized for his hard work. Actually, in my opinion, the entire cast should get awards. Well, almost all.
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 5, 2003 6:01 PM
I agree. Andy was a terrific gollum. He was as pathetic, sneaky, and double-minded as Tolkein wrote him to be. I think the entire cast was great!
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 5, 2003 6:07 PM
I can't remember the website, but they don't show the scourging of the shire in ROTK. Just do a google search and type in "two towers". It's one of the first websites you'll see.
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 7, 2003 3:29 PM
STOP BEING SUCH a--holeS!!! PERTER SHOULD WIN THE OSCAR.
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 7, 2003 3:36 PM
hEY i AM tOLKIEN FAN MYSELF AND I'VE READ THE TLOR SEVERAL TIMES, I KNOW A LOT ABOUT TOLKIEN'S, CELTIC AND ANGLO-SAXON MYTHOLOGY, BUT I ALSO KNOW A LOT ABOUT FILM AND NO MATER HOW GOOD A BOOK IS, A FILM DOES NOT WORK THE SAME WAY, THEREFORE THE FILMS OF TLOR ARE THE BEST. BOOKS DOES NOT EQUAL MOVIES.
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 7, 2003 3:42 PM
DUDES, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG YOU CAN'T GIVE TLOR AN OSCAR BECAUSE IT'S NOT FINISHED YET, IT'S NOT FAIR IF PJ GETS THREE OSCAR FOR BEST MOVIE IF IT'S THE SAME MOVIE. SO DON'T WORRY, THE OSCARS WILL BE HELD AND NOT BY YOU... SO GET A f*ckING LIFE AND STOP THINKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSES LIFE!!!!!!!!
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 7, 2003 3:47 PM
OOOOOOOOOH THE BOOKS, DID SOMEONE RE-WROTE THE f*ckING BOOK FOR YOU, IS YOUR LIFE AT THE EDGE OF CHAOS BECAUSE PJ DID NOT SEE THINGS THE SAME WAY YOU DID? WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD WHERE FILMS ARE NOT THE SAME AS BOOKS. THAT'S RIGHT, I'S SORRY YOU WEREN'T INFORMED OF THIS BEFORE... BUT THEY AREN'T... a--hole
RE: Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 7, 2003 5:08 PM
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RE: Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 9, 2003 1:44 PM
does anyone know something about the new lotr movie The Hobbit coming out in 2006?
merry reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 11, 2003 4:07 PM
yeah i think merry n the others should be more in the movie i love dom
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 12, 2003 7:56 PM
LOL LOL LOL ... u r sooo rite ... he probably is about 3000 yrs old... people have to get a life... THINK u people...u will not marry them and if u see them u mite as well say " Hello! I have your pictures all over my note book! You are so kool!" Their reply, "Wow thats great, wuld u like me to sign that?" Aragorn, Arwin, Legolas...everyone... the characters that they played and their parts, lines and their acting did not just happen... they were helped by so many people to help them get their part rite.
RE: Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 1:54 AM
I heard that its going to be a mini series going straight to tv, although my source has been known to lie a bit, well alot, but he has let a nugget of truth slip occassionally. I mean he thinks adamantium is real and he claims to have a sword made from it. And for the record gollum kicks aaassss!!!
RE: Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 7:56 AM
Mini series? Isn't gonna be a movie?
elendil or erendil? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 7:58 AM
I live in belgium and i've seen that you were discussing about what aragorn sez, is it elendil or erendil? Well i can tell you it's elendil because i live in belgium and all the movies have subtitles here and the subtitles say ELENDIL!! So believe it or not he really sez elendil!!
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 8:31 PM
What in the F*ck are you talking `bout Pippin is the best he is SO HOTT!!!!!! He don't get none of the F*cking credit it all goes to Mr. Cheeke Bones as he says and I LOVE PIPPIN!!!!!! He is mine no matter what anyone says you sons of a biscut eaters so go eat a lambas you elf f*cking worshippers why don't you just F*ck the damn elf!!!! PIPPIN IS MINE AND NONE OF YOU DAMN B**CHES BETTER DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! Legolas is hott though but give Pippin credit though p-p-p-p-please do that for me. It is all I ask for. Give the poor lil Hobbits credit they are so misunderstood.
RE: deagol and smeagol reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 8:38 PM
Can I be you Mellon?
If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 8:42 PM
If you could do any character in LOTR which one would it be?
I myself do Pippin cuz he is so HOTT
RE: Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 8:45 PM
What the f*ck are you talking `bout Pippin could so kick Gollums ass any time of the day so shut the f*ck up you ass wipe
RE: Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 8:48 PM
Listen lil Miss. Priss NO ONE GIVES A F*CK THAT YOU READ THE F*CKING BOOKS!!! I know more about LOTR than you you lil piece of S*IT THAT COMES OUT OF A MONKEYS ASS so wy don't you shut the f*ck up and let us be you B*TCH
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 8:51 PM
Well I am a lesbian so I would do Arwen cuz she is HOTT I bet she has a nice warm pussy
RE: elendil or erendil? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 8:53 PM
No one gives a F*CK wher you live you hoe
RE: Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 8:54 PM
I have no idea
RE: elendil or erendil? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 8:57 PM
Hey ho to the Pub I go to heal my heart and drown my woe rain may fall and wind may blow but their still be many miles to go sweet is the sound of the pouring rain and stream that falls hill to plain better than rain or a ripplin brook IS A MUG OF BEER INSIDE THIS TOOK!!!!! I LUV PIPPIN
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 8:59 PM
Oh man thats sick you didn't have to into detal OH GROSS!!!!!
RE: elendil or erendil? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 9:03 PM
I am in the Hobbit Posse and I am proud to be Pippin cuz he is MINE so HOBBIT POSSE HOO-AH!!!!!!!!
~*~Tigerlily Took~*~
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2003 9:05 PM
REALLY NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW THAT!!!!!! Keep you personal matters underhand you son of a bitch
extended or not? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 14, 2003 7:21 AM
if you have seen the original lotr movie do you still have to see the extended version? Or doesn't anything important happen in the added scenes?
RE: extended or not? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2003 12:59 PM
You don't have to but the extended version has additional scenes in it so I would recommend seeing it
RE: k changing subject reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2003 1:09 PM
If you use the lords name then cuss you are a idiot
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2003 1:16 PM
thats right to that you need the f*ckin life you ass wipe! You need a f*ckin life you dumb sh*t. If you had a God damn life you wouldn't have your 2 cents in the conversation too so shut the f*ck up you son of a bitch
RE: extended or not? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2003 3:18 PM
i would DEFINITELY recommend the extended dvd, especially the scene where merry pippin and frodo sing their drinking song, and definitely the actor commentary, elijah sean dom and billy are SOOO FUNNY!!
Hobbit Posse reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2003 3:24 PM
i also am in the Hobbit Posse. and i am v. proud to say that i am Sam!! i take my responsibility of watching after my fellow Hobbits VERY seriously. and, i would just like to say (not intending to make anyone mad) DOM IS MINE!!!!! moving on.... check out the Posse's website and see how we got started: http://hometown.aol.com/merryhp86/myhomepage/lotr.html HOBBIT POSSE HOO-AH!!
extended or not? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2003 3:45 AM
okay, thanks for your advice!
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 20, 2003 6:56 AM
You dushbag, let us read the book or watch the movie before you start running your big mouth about Gollum dying
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 7:39 PM
I'm a LOTR fan myself, but I say books are always better then movies, no matter what. But you have a good point, movies and books do not work the same way.
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 7:43 PM
Sicko
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 8:26 PM
Dude, put yourslef in their shoes! They worked hard day and night, and all you had to do was sit down in a comfortable chair with some popcorn and soda at your side, and keep your eyes open. Then to top it off you critisize the actors, who deserve an oscar. You weren't the one who had to wake up at 4 or 5 in the moring to get make up on, memorize line etc., plus, you weren't the one who had to do all the art work computer deisgning and all that. They are the ones who put the whole thing together, and it took lots of hard work and effert, and THEIR time!. Also, LOTR and TT ARE different movie. They ALL deserve an oscar. You don't!
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 8:31 PM
Please tell me where it says that in the book. Where specifacly does it say that Gollum is black? I have never read that before.
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RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 8:36 PM
How can you marry some one who is animated? Weirdo. And if Gollum had taken the ring, he himself would have become like an other Saruman, or worse. And Sauron is the one who made the ring, so Gollum would be under his power.
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RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 8:40 PM
Well when you go see ROTK don't forget to bring a box of Kleenex. :)
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RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 8:59 PM
How can we give any credit to Pip, when you are calling us such foul words. No one will listen to you if you call us names. They will write back calling you names. And I don't misunderstand hobbits.
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RE: Return of the Kinf reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 21, 2003 9:14 PM
How did you find out that Alan Lee did the conceptual deisgning for the Grey Havens? Is there a website? If there is can you give it to me?
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RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2003 12:17 AM
Actually, I like the details. Tell me more.
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2003 9:43 AM
Well first I would passionately kiss her, then work my way down their and give her the best time of her life. She is so hot just want to do her all night and day long. :)
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2003 6:35 PM
I would be Faramir. He is brave and honorable, and trys to make is father proud, though his father is practically a nut-head and thinks he can tell the future. Faramir also is sweet and gentle and humble, and he is witty and wise.
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RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2003 6:45 PM
If I could be any character in LOTR, I would be Faramir. I would be Faramir because he is brave and honorable, and trys to make is father proud, though his father is practically a nut-head and thinks he can tell the future. Faramir also is sweet and gentle and humble, and he is witty and wise.
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RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 22, 2003 6:52 PM
Stop it! Stop it! Oh gosh! I think I'm going to be sick!
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RE: know what ya mean reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 1:03 AM
i agree there was like some many! but tolkins book had time for more events, and they oviously wanted to make it juicey, but i agree i love marry and pip!
RE: best stoy ever told reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 1:12 AM
i sooooo agree lotr is the best story that will ever be told for all time. the actors, well they make it pricesless! livz heepz kool but i'm not so shure about naked!
RE: realy! someone like me! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 1:18 AM
oh my god i love the lotr sooooooooooooooooo much and did all i can to know all i could about it (i was abit late you see) i only started to become absesed in 1999! but it was quite amazing i only took 7 months to lern tolkiens elvish! oio and if anyone needs help with elvish email me at....
lione_evenstar_elf@
hotmail.com l8a... lione
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 10:28 AM
you're a messed up psycho, get a life you saddo!!!
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 10:32 AM
you are so sad, stop showing off that you've read the book and ruining it for others!!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 10:35 AM
Get a life little girl!!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 10:37 AM
Get a bloody spelling-checker!!
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 10:39 AM
You sicko!! Get a life!!
RE: Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 10:44 AM
No one gives a damn about your age, I'm SIX for god's sake and i've read all the books and seen all the films!!!
RE: your all fucked lord of the rings is kewl reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2003 10:46 AM
SHUT THE f*ck UP!!
RE: a mistake reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2003 4:09 PM
you mean f*ck sh*t!!!! you a**hole!!!!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2003 4:12 PM
yea right! kiss my a$$!!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2003 4:17 PM
who the f*ckin hell is john nash?!
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2003 4:22 PM
y dont u just f*ck sh*t, whoever the hell u r!!
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2003 4:28 PM
if youve actually read the books, he does NOT die, you arrogant bitch!!
RE: Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2003 10:47 AM
all the films are not out you bitch
RE: know what ya mean reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2003 3:03 PM
Pippin is mine you f*ck head
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2003 3:48 PM
shut the hell up he is the best and I will kick all of you ass's
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2003 3:56 PM
we are talking about who you would have sex with not be you dumb ass
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2003 6:22 AM
oh yo kno you like the details and your in denial about it I wod f*ck Liv Tyler all night and day ong and you know you would too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2003 6:31 AM
your a sick bastard you ass wipe no one needs to know that sh*t you piece of sh*t that comes out of the ass of a monkey
RE: Ur fav part in movie reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2003 6:34 AM
it's spelled Frodo not Froda you ass hole
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2003 2:13 PM
dont be stupid, aragorn and arwen are both brilliant characters in the story and their relationship throughout the trillogy has made the films more accessable to people who would not just want to see fighting and war all the time.
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2003 2:26 AM
I like Galadrielle best.I love older women.
RE: i luv lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2003 2:30 AM
He wouldn't, but HARRY POTTER WOULD!
(YEAH FOR HARRY)
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2003 4:17 PM
ok, you f*cking people are the biggest f*cking losers on the internet. talking about doing the characters of lotr!!! seriously get a damn life. and to see what little knowledge you have of the stories and you're so happy to post up your ignorance. get a life, better yet, quit jerking off for an hour of your life and read the books, maybe you'll learn some respect after reading a great literary work.
RE: extended or not? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2003 4:23 PM
ok, you f*cking people are the biggest f*cking losers on the internet. talking about doing the characters of lotr!!! seriously get a damn life. and to see what little knowledge you have of the stories and you're so happy to post up your ignorance. get a life, better yet, quit jerking off for an hour of your life and read the books, maybe you'll learn some respect after reading a great literary work.
RE: elendil or erendil? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2003 5:45 PM
its elendil dumbass use subtitles darrr
RE: elendil or erendil? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2003 5:57 PM
its elendil dumbass use subtitles darrr you guys need to read the f*cken book get the extended DVD of the fellowship and know that in rivendell aragorn gets the sword in the book. in the movie he gets it in the third installment. people from Europe are gay. they say words like idear instead of idea.plus at the end of the fellowship Boromirs hand keeps disappearing on his death scene first its on aragorns left shoulder but then when the camera shows aragorns face it disappears. i can't believe they didn't notice that
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 10, 2003 6:56 AM
unfortunately i don't share everybodies amazement with gollum... he looked great and the animation was incredible but the voice... eh. i think i could have been a little less like Dondald Duck, heh.
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2003 2:04 PM
I utterly agree with you .I was simply lookimg for the release date of the film and came across this collection of social retards.I have never encountered such unbridled ignorance coupled with a quite staggering degree of illiteracy.Tolkien would turn in his grave if he knew such half-wits thought his work "cool".
RE: extended or not? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2003 8:21 AM
well it seems you are the loser since you put in your worthless two cents in the conversation and by the the way you are the freakin one jerking off you screw head
RE: your all fucked lord of the rings is kewl reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2003 8:48 PM
what would you do for a klondike bar?
RE: extended or not? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2003 8:50 PM
hey what would ya'll do for a klondike bar?
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2003 11:17 PM
you f*cking whore!! how dare you f*ck with something you don't understand!! >:(
you're right reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2003 11:21 PM
Thanks for that illuminating article. I happen to agree with PJ and Fran. I can't wait to see it. :)
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 29, 2003 2:07 PM
If your such a fan of Lord of the Rings how come you don't get the acronyms right? It's lotr, not tlor or whatever you said.
legolas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2003 7:20 PM
i luv Orlando i think he should be more in the movie
RE: extended or not? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2003 7:36 PM
i luv the extended scenes i watched the drinking song scene a lot and got it stuck in my head it was so funny!
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2003 2:48 PM
Are you f*cking crazy. He is nothing but special effects you jackass.
RE: you're right reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2003 3:31 PM
Jesus, how friendly everbody is... I think Tolkien also thought much of how important frendships are, and how people should be a bit more kind, when he wrote the amazing book.
Anyway, the book and the movies rules. Yes they are a bit different, but movies and books are different, which somebody has understood.
I don't mind more about Aragorn and arwen, maybe that just me, but Peter has to think of people who haven't read the book... Though, I didn't like Faramir too much in the movie...
By the way, I've heard that Aragorn get the sword from Arwen (in the movie, of course), but I'm not sure...
All of the characters and actors are great, but no one belongs to any of you (for those who say -I love him, he's mine!-
Personly, I love Aragorn, and he belongs to arwen and Tolkien.
Love the whole felloship(all nine), the book couldn't be the same without any of them.
Sorry about my spelling, for those who cares... Call me a freak, nerd, don't f**king care :) And I DO got a life, which I'm sure we all actually have.
~Marie~
RE: you're right reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2003 8:32 PM
you have possibly written the first sensible entry this message board has seen in months. and dont feel sorry about spelling miztakes. i cant believe so many people feel the need correct our spelling in something like this. HOO GYVS A RATZ AZZ IFF SUMWON KANT SPEL! WAT A FUKIN WAIST OV TYME!
RE: you're right reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2003 12:38 PM
i totally agree and i also agree with the other person who keeps saying what would you do for a klondike bar cause those are the best!!! and i aslo think that you people are being way to harsh about all of this stuff and no one deserves to be sworn at over these simple matters. everytime i go one one of these sites and make an opinion i get biffed by someone who disagrees ... i mean hey we all have our own opioions relax dudes and dudettes!!! cool your jets !!
RE: know what ya mean reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 1:09 AM
well it doesn't really matter because legolas is the sexiest creature to roam middle earth! what i wouldn't give to have one night with that elf! oooooo!
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 1:10 AM
you need to calm down, it's only a story set to film...
RE: legolas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 1:12 AM
legolas is sooo mine... i love orlando bloom and i would do anything to have him...
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 1:15 AM
why do you guys care so much about spelling, its not that big of a deal... get back to sharing opinions about the films
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 1:18 AM
when gollum tries to steal the ring from frodo, he bites off frodo's finger, and he's so happy, he dances himself clear off the edge of the cliff and into the "fires of mount doom!"
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 1:21 AM
i'll give you that one, i love orlando bloom
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 1:23 AM
you're a little young to be thinking about sex there honey... and if you gave me three days with orlando bloom, he'd barely be able to crawl home...by the fourth day we'd be getting married, and by the fifth day i'd be pregnant with his baby!
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 1:28 AM
could you possibly bring yourself above their level and not write like that. its very irritating and just shows that you are no better than them. ignore them, if they don't like the way you spell, then oh well. get over it. and don't be stupid like that.
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 1:31 AM
pippin has some attractive attributes about him, but i have to agree with the others and say that legolas is the sexiest man(elf) alive, and i'm working on the f*cking him part.
RE: you're right reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 1:37 AM
i totally agree with you. i've been posting my thoughts and reading down and these people are over reacting about a film. it does't matter anyway because because orlando bloom is the sexiest man on the face of the earth and you're all going to have to deal with it.
orlando reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 1:38 AM
i heard that legolas dies... please tell me he doesn't...
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 9, 2003 8:44 PM
amen...
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2003 11:16 AM
Not in the movie. There, Faramir's character is far from Tolkien's Faramir - unfortunately he shows some of Boromir's character traits, as well. He too has a somewhat hard time resisting the spell of the ring. What was the point of taking Frodo and Sam as'hostages' ? And by the way: Boromir rules, I want him back, please Mr. Tolkien...
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by Ethereal125 (Ethereal125@aol.com) on August 21, 2003 9:22 AM
Hang on - the scouring of the shire was shown in Galadriels mirror in the first movie, wasn't it? So they must have made SOMETHING about it, even if it is very little.
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by Ethereal125 (Ethereal125@aol.com) on August 21, 2003 9:40 AM
Come on guys, you got to stop dissing one character over another. They're all neccessary to the story. Without Aragorn the Hobbits wouldn't have reached Rivendell. Without Boromir, Merry and Pippen would be dead. Without Legolas, the Fell Beast would have killed a bunch of people. Without Sam Frodo would have trouble with the mountains (the rope). You see my point? I'm not trying to make anyone angry here, just trying to make a point.
RE: orlando reply
Posted by Ethereal125 (Ethereal125@aol.com) on August 21, 2003 9:43 AM
He doesn't die, no worries.
RE: so great reply
Posted by Ethereal125 (Ethereal125@aol.com) on August 21, 2003 9:51 AM
I think a few people are confused here.
Technically Aragorn doesn't die during the actual STORY of Return of the King, but it is written in the appendices at the back.
RE: Middle Earth reply
Posted by Ethereal125 (Ethereal125@aol.com) on August 21, 2003 10:05 AM
And suddenly you are above us?
Quote :poorly informed "experts" calling each other nerds : Unquote. I presume, from this comment that you are some kind of Tolkienite? If so, why don't you - instead of insulting us and placing yourself above us - try to correct a few of our errors politely?
RE: Listen and Learn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2003 1:48 PM
whoa, calm down!
RE: elendil or erendil? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2003 1:53 PM
I LOVE THAT SONG!!!
RE: elendil or erendil? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2003 2:02 PM
she was only making a point! Chill!
RE: orlando reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 26, 2003 9:59 PM
theres no way he can. him anf gimly head off into the forest, dont they?
RE: orlando reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2003 4:07 PM
well that's a relief because i would cry, i love orlando bloom and his character legolas
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by Princess Legolas (PrincessLegolas@aol.com) on September 14, 2003 6:58 PM
Ok. You are so wrong about Peter Jackson putting stuff in TTT movie about Aragorn and Arwen that "wasn't in the story" If you were to read Appendix A in the back of the ROTK book you will find the part titled "Here Follows A Part Of The Tale Of Aragorn and Arwen." That part tells the intire love story between them from the time they meet to the time they die. And Peter Jackson went through that part, which shows clearly that he paid more attention to the TRUE STORY then you did, and he put the parts from the romanic love story into the movie where they belonged! So next time you may want to get more of you facts strait before you advertise your ignorance in Tolkien.
legolas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 29, 2003 7:09 PM
i love legolas so much i hope he doesnt die in the end
RE: legolas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 4, 2003 6:38 AM
you're gay ya big deuce bag
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 10, 2003 3:58 PM
i second that it is not only the dbate that is the strength of the character but the inner struggle reflecting the frailties that is inherent even in all human beings, such as hope, despair, joy, sin and redemption smeagol was truly a human character that speaking on my behalf really drew me in, in a way that i actually empathized with the character
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2003 7:02 PM
lord of the rings rocks
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 11, 2003 7:03 PM
lord of the rings rocks
RE: so great reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2003 4:32 PM
I dont think anyone is confused about what's written in the book. The debate is about what's in the movie. Someone mentioned that Aragorn dies in ROTK. And someone else is questioning the validity of that statement. Yes, in the book, Aragorn lives through the entire story and, in fact, according to the appendix lives for a substantial number of years after that. But why did someone mention that he dies in the final movie?
RE: legolas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2003 4:50 PM
No, he doesn't die in the end, he just "gets it in the end". Ha Ha!
RE: gollum & aragorn reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2003 7:45 AM
i agree legolas is the best
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2003 7:46 AM
you perv
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2003 7:48 AM
i go out with orlando's cousin but i don't get ot see him though
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2003 7:52 AM
someone reply i go out with orlando's cousin HELLO isn't that great
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2003 7:54 AM
g-g-g-gollum u are a gimp
RE: Return of the King reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2003 8:00 AM
all of you suk dick
help reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2003 1:01 PM
Hi does any 1 no the name of aragorns sword in the rotk its recking my brain
BULLSHIT reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 19, 2003 7:47 AM
I havn't completely finished the LOTR: ReTurn of the King yet but i heard that Legolas, frodo, and most of the main characters die in the book.... but i saw the movie and that didn't happen...im sorry but...im going to be really F-ing pissed if this is true. It ruins the integrity of Tolkeins work. How do you go and change the ending of one of the top selling books to ever live. That is writing your own death sentance in my opinion...f-that...the film was incredible but if that wasn't the true ending...then i quit
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2003 9:16 PM
No, you f*ck#ng calm down. every time i gets it they takes it away. it was'nts their fault though, they was oonly trying to helps uss. f*ck you too you little F@gg0t!
RE: help reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 26, 2003 9:23 PM
Anduril, Flame of the west. reforged from the shards of Narcil. if anyone wants to contact a fan for conversational e-mail on the trilogy or even the five part Silmarilian e-mail me: UnclePauly69@hotmail dot com
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 5, 2004 9:23 PM
What are you TALKING about? True, Arwen was not in the books NEARLY as much as in the movies; but nonetheless, she was very much present in the books.
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2004 11:44 PM
do really want to take it there? i can get just as vicious as you, so why don't you quit while you're ahead. i don't want to tell you to shut the fuck up again. got it?
RE: lotr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2004 11:47 PM
i think its fabulous. tell him to hook it up with his cous though...i think orlando is the sexiest man i ever seen in my life...
RE: legolas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2004 6:50 PM
fuck you! orlando is the sexiest man in the world!
RE: legolas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2004 7:05 PM
your stupid for that...
RE: where are the mighty captains.... reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2004 12:12 PM
Perhaps you should point your criticisms inward for a moment. If you learned how to spell (you're instead of your)you might prove a more productive point.
RE: narsil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2004 6:59 AM
its written isildur...
RE: tom bombadil reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2004 7:02 AM
he doens't leave out the peoms, if you see the extended version of the two towers, treebeard says most of the poems to merry and pippin
sad sad people you are reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2004 8:45 PM
i read what all you people and i have to say.. *tisk tisk tisk* how sad. you people spend way too much time arguing. u sound like a whole bunch of drunk guys that are swearing at eachother just cuz of a movie. get a life!!! Ya the movie ROCKS like no other but its no reason to scream at eachother!!! u people are really sick who are talking about having sex with the charectors and lesbians and talking on about gollums weenie. SICK you are!! you have taken the most amazing movie and talked trash about it. your all gonna turn out like those dead orcs in the battle fealds! mwahahaa
Re:sad sad sad you people are reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2004 8:54 PM
i agree!!! SHUT UP YOU SICK PEOPLE!!! this movie has nothing to do about that crap u people are pulling. its about purehearted people that are risking their lives to fight for all that they hold dearest in their hearts and suffering and dying because they know that life wouldnt be anything without watching the white flower petals fall from the sky or hearing a little girl laugh or waking up in the morning with a heart full of hope. they are dying with honor and all you people can talk about is how u want to have sex with legolas just because he has a pretty face???? you have no more heart than a nazgul.
RE: your all fucked lord of the rings is kewl reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 10:04 PM
exactly I want to here something different than you guys complaining the whole time
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 10:07 PM
you are f*cking sick you moron,idiot,duface,head
RE: If you could do reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 10:08 PM
shut up you perverted persons
RE: legolas reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 10:10 PM
you are so f*cking gay
the return of the king reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2004 10:13 PM
i went to the thearters and saw it but my mom missed the route so I came in on the movie when the first chapter was just finishing.All I saw was Smeagol transfered into gollum almost.I was pisted off.
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 5, 2004 4:06 PM
i really don't appreciate people on this swearing and using fowl language. i mean kids get on this website and i think that those who swear are being bad influences
RE: g-g-g-gollum reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 5, 2004 4:11 PM
Jesus loves all yall who are on here and reading this. He saved me and He can also save you so you can go to Heaven and be with Him for eternity.
RE: What about the items that Galadriel gives to Frodo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 15, 2004 10:51 AM
hi yeah i love orlando bloom
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