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By Cmaster2 December 31, 2002 3:34 PM
A Montana man who legally changed his name to Jack Ass in 1997 has sued media giant Viacom Inc. , claiming its stunt-heavy, gross-out TV show and movie Jackass had defamed his character.
| comments: 55
Which one to post? 
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Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on January 2, 2003 9:22 PM
I have 3 smart ass comments for this festering boil on the ass of humanity, please feel free to select your favorite.
1 - This guy should now consider changing his name to "Dick Head"
2 - Way to live up to the name....Jackass
3 - Only in America would some witless moron actually change his name to Jack Ass because of his own drunk driving, which killed 2 people and then try to sue a major corporation at the first oportunity so he can clear his "good name". Like we were getting him confused with quality entertainment. What really gets me is that MTV and Viacom are actually going to have to spend money to defend themselves against this azzhole, the courts should actually fine people like this for taking up their time and our oxygen.
Ack! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 3, 2003 12:38 AM
Its a wonder my head doesn't explode when I read articles like this.
No comprendo.
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on January 3, 2003 10:56 AM
Yeay OS! Choice #3 is as lucid as ever...... but I have to go with choice #1.
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 3, 2003 3:40 PM
1- He posts here as "Original Shemp."
2- Nice to make your aquaintance, Mr. Ass.
3-Good fortune doesn't seem to favor us with your death however. Thirsty? Feel like a spin around the block on the front grill of my '67 Ford.
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 3, 2003 4:26 PM
If I were and MTV executive I will offer him to join the cast of the series.
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 3, 2003 4:28 PM
Fe de erratas: "an" executive / I "would" offer.
Wow! reply
Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on January 3, 2003 5:18 PM
That's deep man.
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on January 5, 2003 8:39 PM
1 - OK, maybe one of those makes any sense. Perhaps Mommy should help you next time.
2 - I bet if you had a dime for everytime you said "Nice to make your acquaintance, Mr. Ass" (which is always followed by "...this is Mr. Tongue") you'd be living in a mansion rather than in that rusted out '67 Ford up on blocks.
3 - So you feel like playing?? Then how about a nice game of hide and go f*ck yourself?
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2003 10:10 AM
OS, shame to school you yet again. Sometimes a girl like a nice tongue in the ass...y'know much like the guys love it when you do it for them.
Shouldn't you be goosing the tourist by now, you knock off artist.
Checking your 1099's tells me that if you have another year like you did last year, you'll be detailing my shoes this time next month, beotch.
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by Loath (loath@dtheatre.com) on January 6, 2003 1:32 PM
Yeah, and send him out on the most dangerous stunts first.
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on January 6, 2003 4:59 PM
School me again Junior?Don't bust an arm patting yourself on the back...again.
You are however correct that a woman likes a good tongue in the ass once in a while, I know your Momma does. Funny thing is, you called it "Mr. Ass"...I guess that's what you call your boyfriend's before going in up to the ears.
You go right ahead and check my 1099's dickwad, I'm sure you are doing very well in front of the deep fryer or have you been promoted to flipping burgers?
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 7, 2003 6:13 AM
Is this a private orgy of sexual slurs or can anybody join?
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 7, 2003 11:22 AM
Talkin' about our mom like that. You are one dim bulb buddy boy.
Say does your ex know about the fifteen year old from last summer or is it still all about the "secretary"?
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 7, 2003 8:36 PM
You just did.
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 8, 2003 5:43 AM
Oh did I?
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 8, 2003 11:21 AM
You're a member now.
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 8, 2003 3:08 PM
Thought so. I will say this though,OS: Don't blame "me" when the weird sh!t starts happening this year. I'm sure it's all just a coincidence.
Seven Days....
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 9, 2003 6:17 AM
The only member round here is you Skullfire.
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 9, 2003 8:03 PM
And Random Shemp.
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 10, 2003 4:04 AM
...and Skullfire.
No, you! No, you! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 11, 2003 11:54 PM
Still in kinder, right?
RE: No, you! No, you! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 13, 2003 5:30 AM
Yes, you're point being?
RE: No, you! No, you! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 13, 2003 6:50 AM
You're boring.
RE: No, you! No, you! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 14, 2003 5:45 AM
Ok, I give up. Arguing over the internet is like running in the special Olyimpics, even if you win you're still a retard.
RE: No, you! No, you! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 14, 2003 6:18 PM
At least, that retard get to the Games.
RE: No, you! No, you! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 15, 2003 6:13 AM
God, it's like trying to communicate with a monkey.
RE: No, you! No, you! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 16, 2003 2:41 PM
Oh no, you're easier.
RE: No, you! No, you! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 17, 2003 5:34 AM
assvinctor says what?
RE: No, you! No, you! reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 17, 2003 7:03 PM
That's a rap title.
RE: No, you! No, you! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2003 5:55 AM
What? -Oh sh*t.
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2003 9:36 AM
Your a idoit???
jack the ass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 2, 2003 11:24 AM
First of all i think you have to be a utter twat to change your name yo jack ass and secondly someone who has changed their name to that definately isnt goin to win against a multimillion company so i hope he loses every little thing he has to MtV
steve-o reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2003 6:01 AM
steve-o is soooooooooooooooo fine i wanna marry him
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2003 6:02 AM
no way shut up
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 8:10 AM
too right he's a waste of time man
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 8:11 AM
craig richardson is the best
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 8:19 AM
too right he's a waste of time man fart on
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2003 10:25 AM
I THINK JACK ASS. THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO SUE MY FAVORITE TV SHOW SHOULD GO SUCK A BUNCH OF cackS AND EAT sh*t AND GO TO HELL a--hole.
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 7, 2003 10:26 AM
I THINK JACK ASS. THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO SUE MY FAVORITE TV SHOW SHOULD GO SUCK A BUNCH OF cackS AND EAT sh*t AND GO TO HELL a--hole.
RE: steve-o reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 11, 2003 3:46 AM
i agree
RE: Ack! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2003 3:58 PM
f*ck you bitch
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2003 3:59 PM
f*cken pussy
RE: No, you! No, you! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2003 4:02 PM
pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
RE: jack the ass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2003 8:58 PM
jack ass is the funniest show ever
NeOpHyTe HaRdCoRe Do I HaVe To SaY MoRe?? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2003 12:22 AM
dus ik zat naakt in een boom en..Bram Jansen liep langs, nou dan raad je het wel!alle scooters zijn de LUL!
jackass rocks reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2003 2:14 PM
you guys should have bees in your mouth and take a hose and wash them down.
you decide Humor or Death reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2003 10:22 PM
Please dont cancel "Jackass" johnny knoxville is funny and stupid that why we like him so much or at least i do (Crying)
The reason why we like jackass so much is because it makes us laugh think about it with the war on Iraq here people need to get there minds off dieing people and bombings would you rather let us watch people sufering and dieing on Tv or stupid humor? answer me that
RE: jack the ass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2003 10:29 PM
"Dude" this guy is going down. I hope he loses and humiliates himself Jackass is to famouse to get sued the guy's should kick his ass
Go Wee-Man and Stevo:)
RE: Which one to post post 3 reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2003 2:25 PM
i think ur a jack ass for not liking him he is very funny and only does hwta he does to give people enertainment.if u dont like him dont watch him
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 23, 2003 10:14 AM
listen kid you are stupid so don`t ever talk on this website ever again even thoiugh you do have a point
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2003 10:22 AM
i don't see how that f*ckin retard thinks the most awesome show in the world thinks that it stole his name for their show he's just a big pile of f*ckin monkey sh*t i'd like to kick him in the dick (if he has one).
jack ass is a jack ass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 31, 2003 3:48 PM
dear mr ass can i call u mr ass?? some how this guy thinks he can make a fast buck by trying to rip off a cult tv show which may i add is famous accross the globe just because he is so stupid to call himself 'jack ass'by this guy even think of taking to good ppl at mtv to court to me seems that justice has been taken for a ride. also with a name like jack ass i belive the name is already 'deframed' ;/
RE: Which one to post? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 7, 2003 9:23 PM
dude i agree with u so much!!
sued jack ass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2003 10:07 PM
Some people these days still dont know what to do... ???ARRIBA LOS CURRANTES !!!!! Hello from Madrid, Spain.
jackass reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2003 11:49 AM
that is bull they havent even heard of that guy
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