Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills

By Jack August 21, 2002 1:41 PM

Everytime a new Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers still or picture is released, I'm thrilled. This time there's quite a few at Empire Movies.

Reader Discussions:

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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2002 5:01 PM

I saw the stills at empire movies, and personally, I'm not impressed. They are only pictures of the weapons in detail. If they could get pics of the weapons, why not the characters themselves? It seems really silly to be excited about this when a Two Towers Art book with all the pictures of every weapon in the movie will be coming out. I say hold your excitement for the theaters.

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2002 7:56 PM

dude....i have a great idea how about u shut the f*ck up and stop makein fun such a great movie. just b/c you've see some sh*ty pics of the movie doesn't mean u can judge it. have u seen the movie yet? no..really thats wut i thought so shut the f*ck up and stop bein a dick about the pics!

music reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 12, 2002 11:11 AM

i think the sound track should have drowning pool for one of there sound track of two towres lord of the rings

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2002 12:45 PM

Yeah dude, I agree with the other dude, Why don't you shut your Hole! thats the problem with opinions, everyone has one as they have as*holes, but some peoples holes stink more than others, and you definately Reek Dude.

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2002 8:07 PM

I believe this quote, yet i have one comment. The characters are gonna be the same for the most part, like the fellowship and the other people that i dont want to name. (There's alot of em) I would liek to see new pics of the new characters though.

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 13, 2002 9:18 PM

Maybe u can use a good words instead of the bad ones and be good u son of the bitch .....

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2002 12:51 AM

would all u faggots shut the f*ck up
stop bikering over the lord of the rings
lick my balls

faggots

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2002 12:54 AM

yea i agree with the last guy
lick his balls
lick my balls 2

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2002 1:25 AM

dude!! how bout u lick my testicles while i cum in ur eye somehow

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2002 1:26 AM

ur a geek
you are not a movie critic
you try and make a movie like this bitch
I agree with the other guys
lick my left salty testical you fake mutha fu cka

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 14, 2002 1:30 AM

u'd like 2 c a pic of the new characters?
no problem
my cacks got a supporting role so when i cum in ur eye i think u'll b satisfied

RE: music reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 15, 2002 3:28 AM

are they going to have the ents in the movie???

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2002 9:03 AM

y dont u all shut the f*ck up u dumb c*nts lick my hairy balls

RE: music reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2002 9:06 AM

yes there is gonna be ants

i c someone reads too. glad to c many horny fans !

Ian mecellen

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2002 9:07 AM

no i wont lick your hairy balls u dumb f*ck quit arguing so shut up

RE: music reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 17, 2002 9:12 AM

Its Sir Ian mcallen wannabe!!!. He plays Gandalf .

ps. did you know hes gay. check out hes web site hes the spoke person for gay rights in schotland, and hes also playing in the next x-men still as magnito...so he will suck all your balls lol

stuff reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2002 1:39 PM

i read in entertainment weekly that all of the ents and gollum are going to be computer animated. i might alos add that i find ian mckellen to be very respectable and am offensed by how u refer to him. and please, when talking about a film such as the two towers lets mature, because it would be wrong to offend a genius like J.R.R. Tolkien. thank u

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2002 1:56 PM

thats no' very nice

RE: stuff reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 19, 2002 1:59 PM

Amen, bro, amen.

RE: stuff reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2002 11:42 AM

big hairy baboon boner and testis

So mean reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2002 12:58 PM

Peoples are so mean this movie is the Bomb
COOL Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood are so COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Don't Dis my movie

RE: stuff reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2002 7:39 PM

Why don't you all do me a favour and just shut the f*ck up and learn how to spell! I dont think ive ever come across a more annoying bunch of losers such as you. No-one is going to suck your balls you little fag b/c you clearly dont have any.

How much action? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2002 5:00 AM

Will the film be faithful to relatively violent battles such as Helm's Deep?

Fellowship depicted the skirmish in Moria quite well (hence the greater-than-Disney censorship rating) I just wonder if Jackson will draw the line somewhere.

This will apply to the later battle where heads and carcasses are hurled over the walls (of Gondor I think?).

Has anyone heard anything?

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2002 6:04 AM

Nothing to be excited about everyone knows the outcome if u read the books

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2002 9:54 AM

You know what you guys?? There is no need for you to tell eachother to lick eachother's balls, because, you'll never see them in real life. The stills really aren't anything to fight over. No one said that they were going to be about the characters, now, did they?? I personnally am anticipating the movie, and I don't see y all u little people want to fight over something that hasn't even been released yet!! You people need hobbies!!

RE: stuff reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2002 9:58 AM

you guys are all so funny!! It is obviously Ian Mckellen's (or however you spell it) choice if he wants to be gay. I don't think he would suck any of your guys' dicks, because he probably has better standards!! Just LEAVE THE FLICK ALONE, and find something better to do!

RE: So mean reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2002 10:01 AM

I totally agree! these people aren't exactly brilliant though! The movie, I'm sure it will live up to the great name of J.R.R. Tolkien, and yes, Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood are so cool. Orlando Bloom is actually REALLY sexy!!

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2002 10:07 AM

oh ya, and one more thing, If you go to the page where the articla is, and keep scrolling down, you can see pictures of the characters, just don't click on the movie gallery 4 thing. You guys got all worked up over nothing ha ha ha!! I laugh at you!

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2002 10:09 AM

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 22, 2002 12:03 PM

why don't you shut up get a life and watch lord of the rings all day and stop complaining your such and get some tickets to the dam movie

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 22, 2002 12:04 PM

shut up weapons are cool so up yours

Pippin Rules

RE: music reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 22, 2002 12:06 PM

literary fanatics are stupid i read the books because i got them for X-mas

RE: So mean reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 22, 2002 12:09 PM

rock on!!!! Billy Boyd is the best!!!!!!!!
This movie is the BEST!! so go F*ck yourself
`Hobbits Rule

RE: music reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 22, 2002 12:11 PM

SHUT THE F*CK UP
ENYA is the best DROWNing pool is GAY

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2002 3:55 PM

hi this is sandman is about to have his say that this move rock,s

RE: stuff reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2002 9:06 AM

what the monkey you talkin about?

RE: stuff reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 23, 2002 11:57 AM

What do you mean

RE: So mean reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 23, 2002 12:02 PM

Yeah man Orlando BLoom is AWESOME!!! with the knife throwing and

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2002 1:39 PM

your a dumbass. you suck get a life. quit your bitching you faget

RE: How much action? reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 24, 2002 11:21 AM

Not so far but i think he is trying to stay as true to the movie as possible, he reads the appropriate passage before he shoots a scene. i hope he leaves it in.
Pippin Rules!

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 24, 2002 11:25 AM

Has anyone heard of Lord of the Rings.net you guys are som really big a$$es

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 24, 2002 11:42 AM

Lord of the Rings is my hobby
Lord of the Rings trading card game and Lord of the Rings gam

RE: So mean reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2002 6:31 AM

now now children, do we really have to use such harsh and depreciating language? One would have thought that we'd have moved passed all this name calling. by the way f*ck you all you ugly c*nts, hobbits rule!

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 25, 2002 11:12 AM

you talking to Frodo

RE: So mean reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 25, 2002 11:16 AM

HOBBITS RULE!!!!
But you just said watch your language and you use words such as F*Ck and stuff
take some of your own advice

RE: So mean reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2002 3:15 PM

While you lot all go on about sucking each other's balls, I would like to say that I would much rather suck Orlando Bloom's balls. He is so hot!!! I mean, there is a god! ;)

Lord Of The Rings - The two Towers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2002 8:40 AM

GIVE HER sh*t BOYS. LOTR KICKS ASS

RE: So mean reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 28, 2002 11:29 AM

you notice how there are only three major women characters Eowyn, Arwen ,and Galadriel.
Thats because you SUCK

RE: So mean reply

Posted by Frodo Baggins (none) on October 28, 2002 11:30 AM

Get out if your going to make comments about actors this is about LOTR not assesing the actors GET OUT!!! stupid hoe

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2002 7:10 PM

stop swearing!!! it doesn't show your appreciation for the movies or the book.

my god reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2002 7:28 PM

listen up children does your parents know you left the back yard its amazing in the 21st century all people like yourselfs do nothing more the talk petty things in this post fourm do yourselfs a favor small frys stop acting like a bunch of carpet eat lezbos with butt fangs if you cant come up with a lame line then quit being a follower and become a leader good night.

RE: my god reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2002 7:32 PM

right on man.. you hit the head on that one. there should be a limit on the age group level for these. no one under the age of 13 admited . just too many kids trying to act so adult like while hiding behind there computers. its stupid get off your asses you fat lazy 21 century dot com kids and get a job quit wasting your time . and to think your all going to run the country into the ground someday..

two towers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 30, 2002 3:40 PM

yoman how r u the two towers is the best book i ever read u r cool

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2002 2:12 PM

why dont you quit replying to yourself and learn to spell you ignorant f*ck

RE: two towers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 31, 2002 7:33 PM

I WOULD LIKE TO REPLY TO ALL YOU f*ck STICKS OUT THERE, WHILST I FEEL LIKE A SAD c*nt FOR READING THAT WHOLE PAGE OF BULLsh*t I ADMIRE THOSE OF YOU WHO ENGAGE IN BALL LICKING AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF I CAN JOIN THIS CONGRUGATION OF BALL LICKING. AS TO ALL YOU OTHER SAD c*ntS I WOULD LIKE TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND f*ck YOUR LIFE WITH A SWORD YOU cack HEADED HOMO cack EATING cackS.

Licking of Balls reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2002 2:58 AM

Um you all need to get out more this is a page full of sad sh*t. Learn to spell too f*cking wogs.

RE: two towers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2002 12:53 PM

I have a question about the movie format release of "Two Towers." Does anyone know if Two Towers is being released in Digital format for those theaters with digital capabilities? (Attack of the Clones was shown in digital in about 50 digital theaters.)

(Oh...sorry...

..YO!, I meen like dude, lick my balls or tell me 2 towrs is bein releesed in. Digital, or Film?...

Thanks.

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2002 4:25 AM

Geez

What's your average age, hmmm? 13? Learned some feisty words but yo' momma's won't letya use 'em, eh? So you just rant 'em on internet? Geez, that's like pushing someone's doorbell and running away gigling. Sooo sad... Grow up, willya.

RE: two towers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 20, 2002 8:55 PM

XD! You people are amusing. Can I lick your balls too? Hm? And as for the guy before me, nice to see someone has a sense of humour. *rotfl*

LOTR is whitewashed reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2002 10:28 PM

The biggest problem I have with this movie is that there's not a single non-white person in it! I would have been satisfied with 1 token black dude, but other than the Egyptian-looking Easterlings it's 100% Aryan. Is the director a Nazi or something???
(kaalshto@hotmail.com)

RE: stuff reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 24, 2002 8:07 AM

I AM ALSO IN AGREEMENT WITH THAT COMMENT AND WISH TO ADD - TO ALL OF THE REAL LORD OF THE RING FANS WE HAVE A FEW RETARDS THAT LIKE TO TRY AND PISS PEOPLE OFF BY BEING JACK OFFS - JUST TOO BAD THAT THEY STUMBLED ACROSS THIS RESPECTABLE SITE.

RE: LOTR is whitewashed reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2002 9:42 PM

Why don't you all shuttup? You wana talk about the movie or not?

It kicks serious ass btw...very true to the book

RE: LOTR is whitewashed reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2003 2:32 PM

Seriously, do you have a brain? Do you play with it? Go back to playing with your pet snake. LOTR has no black people in it (this is a fantasy film for God's sake), so you declare the director is a Nazi? You need something to occupy your time. Get a job, if you can.

RE: LOTR is whitewashed reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2003 2:36 PM

It's not my fault no one will give me a job. They're all idiots!

RE: LOTR is whitewashed reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2003 2:40 PM

The only one who understands me is my sister.

kaalshto@hotmail.com

RE: LOTR is whitewashed reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2003 2:43 PM

YO DUDE! YOU'RE SCARIN ME MAN! YOUR SISTER! YIPES!

RE: LOTR is whitewashed reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 6, 2003 2:47 PM

well, the carpeteater can't get a job, and he's doing somethin with his sister...i'm freakin

RE: LOTR is whitewashed reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 9, 2003 4:48 PM

Would any of you mind giving me the passage or passages in the LOTR books that specify every single character is Aryan? What's that, there are no such passages? I didn't think there were.

I wonder if the casting directors specifically stated they were only looking for white folks to play all the roles...

(kaalshto@hotmail.com)

RE: LOTR is whitewashed reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 16, 2003 3:24 PM

i don't get it, kaalshto@hotmail.com, one paragraph you're saying you're not a bigot, then the next paragraph, you're a bigot again. what's the dilly?

(& what about your sister?)

RE: LOTR is whitewashed reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2003 8:42 PM

Actually, people have been posting things in my name. And judging by the immaturity of their mishief, I'd guess they were prepubescent teens. The two authentic posts by me are the first one and this last one.
And I still stand by my original post. The series is whitewashed, and that sucks because it didn't have to be.

RE: music reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 19, 2003 7:22 AM

Yeh he's gay wiv a f*ckin 25 yr old man they were at last yrs osccars together

RE: my god reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2003 2:16 PM

And has it occured to you that some children may be smarter than for what you give them credit for? Open your eyes dude.

RE: music reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2003 2:20 PM

That probably would have made a good comment...then...that mouth.

Return of the King reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2003 2:26 PM

I am REALLY looking forward to this movie. I read some comment, i don't know if it was here or not, but it was about Legolas kissing someone (?). I haven't finished reading ROTK yet, and I want to know if this is true to the book.
Many Thanks.

RE:The Return of the King reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2003 7:25 PM

I can't wait either

RE:The Return of the King reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2003 7:26 PM

I can't wait either
for the return of teh king.!!!

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 5, 2003 6:39 PM

Y dont everyone shut up and lick my hairy balls that have sperm also..

RE: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Stills reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2003 1:20 AM

Get some fucking pictures