Natalie Portman's Lesbian Lust

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2002 1:27 PM

THERE IS A GOD!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2002 1:34 PM

fukin A

the possabilities are endless: Natalie with

Kari Wuhrer
Teri Hatcher
Shannon Elizabeth
Penelope Cruz
Cori Nadine
Stacy Kamano
Ali Landry
It's too wonderful to comprehend.

Shemp Union

Posted by wonko (ryan@wonko.com) on June 25, 2002 4:42 PM

Cori Nadine is a fucking old hag now. She's all cracked and sunburnt and pudgy and nasty. Ewww. And Teri Hatcher looks like a mummy when she's naked. All droopy and wrinkly. Yuck.

Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on June 25, 2002 6:51 PM

I've got to agree there, Teri Hatcher does have lunch lady arms.

RE: all men rejoice! Skullflamer is in da houzzaa! reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 25, 2002 7:11 PM

Yeah, I remember one bad movie with f*cking Eric Roberts when I saw her naked for the first. A dissapointing vision.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2002 9:29 AM

It's no mystery to us anymore why naked women will always disappoint you, skullflamer.

As for Nat, hey, it worked for Anne Heche, she will be just fine as a bi-babe. Sign me up for tickets ASAP.

The idiot never leaves... reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 26, 2002 12:45 PM

Why? Are you a woman?

RE: Skullflamer is the idiot that never leaves... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2002 1:09 PM

What do you care, Skullflamer. We know that a woman is more or less just a dirty concept for you to jealously ponder.

As in, "Why can't I be a woman? I'm bitch pretty. I like it doggie-style." Etc. etc. etc.

I was here first, so you're who fucked the site! reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 26, 2002 6:25 PM

Funny. You say I have no humor but you're constantly doing gay jokes, which indicates that you are the one humorless here. At least I have variations, and maybe in one of those I would make some funny jokes; you, on the other hand (the one you don't use to touch yourself), have no lights at all. You need to improve new routines, cause one day you'll find someone gay and what are you gonna say to him?

What in God's name is wrong with you reply

Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on June 26, 2002 9:05 PM

OK, even I'm getting tired of this sh*t. Every time Skullfire says anything, you go off. Someone may actually want to have a reasonable discussion about a story posted on this site (it could happen) but it's impossible because you fill this site with BS about him takin' it up the hershey highway.

I suggest you exchange e-mail addresses and phone numbers and work out your issues but stop bothering the rest of us. I'm no Skully fan but what the hell is your problem...did he screw your sister or brother or something? Forgive me if I missed something in one of these clever strings you two put together but what is the problem here?

Could we even agree on a weekly posting about Skullfire's preferences (or yours) and the two of you can get it on in there and stop boring the rest of us with this grade school bullsh*t.

Of course, that's just my opinion...I could be wrong.

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on June 27, 2002 3:33 AM

Word!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 5:45 AM

Ah The "Original Shemp", gave up his shemphood when he/she registered, your not one of us whiney. You love to pop in and say something every once in a while as long as it's to start some sh/t. Your an instigator, a rubber-neck, a tire bitter, a c0ck tease, a shmoe. Either step in the ring with the funniest girl in dtheatre and take us on or shut the fuk up. Look around you dipsh/t, there are no more discussions, no more debates, since Union Jackie kicked dtheatres ass, there are no more comments period! It's all about the flames, cause let's face it, without them, there is nothing! Jackie tore this place a new azzhole, and we are what's left. If your not with it, then get back to work.

Posted by Standard Dtheatre Dork (Dorks@Dtheatre.com) on June 27, 2002 5:51 AM

Word!

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 27, 2002 8:31 AM

Union Jackie and his relationship with the ass is that he's one.
We all want to talk about movies except those guys who are "what's left".

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 9:19 AM

your always the first to break away from a debate skullfairy

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 9:23 AM

no kidding, her response to this thread was "good luck". Your as bad as original shemp, ya whiney bitch

RE: Skullfire = Argentina C0CK sucker reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 9:26 AM

"Union Jackie and his relationship with the ass is that he's one"

AH ha ha ha ha ha ha AAHHH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha AAHHHH ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA You really are a funny guy!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 9:35 AM

LOL true too true

But regardless of wether your on the US side or the foreigners side, it is a FACT that UNION JACKIE made this site his bitch!

Before his threat there were at least 75 posters, now may be 8. There no arguing that.

Shemp Union

So, do we have to admire him? reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 27, 2002 10:18 AM

The site was better without him.
And I don't walk away from a battle; in fact, I argued with all the people who chased me.

courtesy flush reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 10:26 AM

Your the one that admitted to being homosexual, skullflamer.

Live with your choice and deal with it.

But self-hatred is what motivates you so I'm here to annoy you.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 10:29 AM

I give two sh!ts that you're tired of being a pussy, original shemp.

The fact that you show up once in a blue moon and contribute nothing but this whining dreck, OS...

Shut the f*ck up! That's everyones opinion.

RE: So, do we have to admire him?=YES, admire me reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 10:33 AM

More like fun-gi.

F*ck!!! Is Portland's school system so bad that you never even bother to attend school let alone learn how to spell even the simplest of words, mooser.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 10:42 AM

"Walk away", Skullflamer? With your thumb up your wazoo?

More like crawling methinks.

RE: Skullfire = Argentina C0CK sucker reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 10:51 AM

What threat could Union D!ckie possibly pose? He's as much a pillow biter as Skullflamer.

Don't believe me? Go ask him.

The only thing lit about his buildings is his flaming when he walks in the door.

RE: So, do we have to admire him?=YES, admire me reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 27, 2002 10:51 AM

Crawling is your speciality, worm.
What Portland system?

RE: So, do we have to admire him?=YES, admire me reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 11:23 AM

Goddamn!!! I love how stupid you are! Now your funny as all hell breaking loose!

"What Portland system?"

You got that right, skullflamer! Ha ha ha!

Way to go!

Some friends you have mooser.

RE: So, do we have to admire him?=YES, admire me reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 11:46 AM

Again, it's the skullflamer clone making an appearance. You can tell because skullflamer ain't ever posted nothing that grammatically correct.

Of all the dumbf*cks to clone.

RE: So, do we have to admire him?=YES, admire me reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 11:47 AM

...or posted anything THAT funny either.

Union Fuckie reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 27, 2002 2:43 PM

Great, shemp! You've got a A+ in syntax and you're F***** up in the rest. Your only goal in life: being a liquid paper.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 2:47 PM

Make sense you F*CK!!!

Liquid paper?! Is that anything like your joy of swallowing paste?

Lets all discuss Shemps. reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 27, 2002 9:57 PM

The liquid paper corrector! How do you guys call it? The white liquid that comes from a pen and you use it to cover the writing errors.
Please spare me the comparisons with sperm.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2002 2:37 PM

Union Jackie

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2002 3:32 PM

Liquid paper corrector?! Ah, now I see. We're talking about what your huffing when you post to this site. I knew some kind of mind altering substance was being used. No one is as stupid as you. I mean NO ONE, paste-eater.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 28, 2002 3:37 PM

Amazing! Skullflamer is Union Jackie.

Well, it all makes sense now. The coming of the apocolypse. The destruction and desecration of Dtheatre.

All of it is so clear to me now. Here pass me the Seventh Seal. I'll break the f*cker open.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 28, 2002 7:56 PM

Are you sure? Cause you showed highest levels of stupidity. Maybe you should reconsider it.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 28, 2002 7:57 PM

Now you're huffing liquid corrector.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 29, 2002 10:45 AM

Well that was Biblical. Seems he's just come from church after getting some "Cardinal Knowledge".

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2002 7:40 AM

What is with this office supply infatuation. The bean fields getting you all misty eyed over capitalism, skullflamer. And whisper to your buddy mooser that his posting as a shemp is lame. Real nick users with guts and a shred of respect don't do it.

Then again we are talking about mooser here: Mr. rollover-and-die.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2002 10:10 AM

Get your facts right. That wasn't his post, although I am sure that he wished it was.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2002 10:37 AM

Well, buttercup, who needs facts when you've got a theatre full of tools to play with.

No one else bothers with the facts. Give me a good reason why you should be the first?

Posted by Standard Dtheatre Dork (Dorks@Dtheatre.com) on July 1, 2002 1:49 PM

who you callin a tool

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2002 9:46 AM

You claimed it, you named it.

Got a mirror handy there in your purse?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2002 9:47 AM

It's like radiation sickness I suppose, skullflamer.

Your idiotness affects us all tremendously.

Posted by England (No Email) on July 2, 2002 10:51 AM

The way you write, your obviously not an American, you must be Skullfire.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2002 12:24 PM

A theatre full of tools? Someone needs a slice of reality.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2002 1:22 PM

That's mighty dirty talking there, England.

Yep, skullflamer is having a schizophrenic conflict between his ass and his head which are physically connected at this time.

What's your excuse?

The Shemp and the Furious reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2002 2:05 PM

i agree with u
love tresome experiences

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on July 2, 2002 5:19 PM

Your conversation is interesting. Hey, you're connected with your pennis too, right?

Posted by England (No Email) on July 2, 2002 5:20 PM

that was pathetic.

Posted by Skulllfire (Pocko@Argentina.org) on July 2, 2002 5:32 PM

England, good work you guys beat us and knocked us out, well done, but watch out cause we will be back with a vengance. As for you others that enjoy giving me a hard time, all I have to say is:

Pura Vida

Posted by England (No Email) on July 2, 2002 5:35 PM

Well said Skully, my hats off to you. Sorry about the mean words. Spoken like a true champion.

I finally decided to start acting like a man! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2002 5:38 PM

Yeah, well said Skullfire!

Coolest and bravest thing I've ever heard you say. You got my respect bruhda.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2002 9:59 AM

Talk about breaking your arms patting each other on the back.

Warm fuzzies for everyone!!!

RE: I finally decided to start acting like a man! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2002 10:34 AM

By the way...

Nice skullfire clone. Sucked them right in. You are one dumb gullible f*cker, England.

Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on July 3, 2002 6:20 PM

"PURA VIDA"? What the f*ck is that? At least, if you wanna humilliate me, learn some spanish.

RE: Natalie Portman reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2002 8:41 PM

I remember that movie too, man was i sorry to see Teri naked, it ruined my mental image of her naked, her puppies were nearly hitting the floor.

RE: Err... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2002 7:31 PM

Oy f*ck ya all ... motherf*cker she's not lesbian
peice out

lier reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2002 6:37 AM

your a bunch of freakiin liers! she is from isrial she would never go lebian like some kindafreak would!
goin leasbean is a girl who cant get guys!

RE: lier reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2002 6:38 AM

yeah he is right!

Natalie Portman reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 29, 2002 8:21 PM

I really like her. She really is a good actress and i do agree with her comment on it's not if the the person is male or female. But if you fall in love with them.FAll in love with their personality.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 29, 2002 10:06 PM

Natalie is not lasbien and never will be, and if she ever did then i'd loose all my intrest in her. Natts is a good Girl, thats why she's cool.

luv the thought, hate the fighting reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2002 10:33 PM

i agree with the original shemp. u two r a couple of f*ckin retards. just shut the hell up and let the rest of us think the awesome thought of natalie having lesbian sex with some other hot chick. u know some of us rnt gay and enjoy that thought. skully just dont reply to the gay f*cker. let them be gay it just means more 4 u. peace out. i want natalie in my pants. if ne1 else feels the same then voice it.

luv the thought, hate the fighting reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2002 10:37 PM

ur all a bunch of faggots reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2002 11:03 PM

hey im a teen and im probly the only one in here cuz ne other normal teen in the world would pay fifty bucks 2 see natalie portman having lesbian sex. what the hell is there 2 fight over? get a life other than fightin back and forth through some website. be men and meet sumwhere and kick the other one's ass till it bleeds. f*ck dude its so simple and u guys have 2 go make it so difficult. let the normal ones think about this wonderful possibilty and go f*ck a tree.

Paul M's Gimp reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2002 8:10 AM

Well shaaaa... I'm sure after being with Moby, she's looking for anything fulfilling...

No way reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 3, 2002 5:55 PM

I know who's going out with her and it's not a girl !!!!

RE: No way reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2002 12:02 AM

Who's she going out with?

RE: ur all a bunch of faggots reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2002 12:04 AM

I don't know why every guy here wants Natalie to go lesbian did anyone ever think that if she goes that way theres no chance for us but whatever makes her happy makes her happy.

RE: lier reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2002 12:11 AM

I agree I don't think Natalie is the type of person that would go lesbian.

RE: No way reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2002 3:31 PM

some f*ckin unfit dork that worx for mtv is wat i heard

RE: Paul M's Gimp reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2002 10:35 PM

ya if i were with moby
id probly go lezbo 2!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2002 10:41 PM

YA THERES A GOD & HE LOVES EVERY 1 NOMATER WAT!!GET SAVED!!!I AM!!
(NOT KATHLEK) !!!
!!!
!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 5, 2002 10:45 PM

yea! and ...1 nation UNDER GOD...

This stupid little person posting shit up reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on August 6, 2002 1:17 PM

Oh..... my........ God!

Posted by xxrah (xxrah@hotmail.com) on August 7, 2002 9:47 PM

Hey dude look im a very close friend to Natalie. And I don't appreciate that you talk sh*t about her in your stupid message board thing. If your goign to lie, lie about some one else not about a person that is very nice and has a very pure heart. Dont talk bad about peoples because a friend of that person might pop up and say the truth.

RE: No way reply

Posted by xxrah (xxrah@hotmail.com) on August 7, 2002 9:49 PM

She was going out with jack from bubble boy but now there is a secret that she has told me about another guy from a movie she has worked with.But I have sworn to her not to tell who it is.

RE: I was here first, so you're who fucked the site! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2002 4:03 PM

f*ck you all to hell i just want to have sex with nat im not here to listen to your f*cken crap

RE: luv the thought, hate the fighting reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2002 4:07 PM

im a male are you a lesbian i hope nat doesnt become a lesso do you know why because lots of boys want to have sex with her

natalie portman reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2002 10:14 PM

I know your desperate for stories but honestly why make one up about Natalie Portman? She is cool.

RE: luv the thought, hate the fighting reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2002 1:46 PM

you're an idiot

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2002 1:50 PM

you're an idiot

She can do what she wants reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2002 12:05 PM

In my opinion you cannot choose who is gonna be the person you will fell in love with. In that way, you will meet lots of people in your life and some will be more compatible with you than others, girls or boys. So if she gets on very well with a person and she realises that she loves that person, does it mind if is a girl or a boy? I don?t think so. And, whatever, if she is happy, it doesn?t mind who with.

RE: She can do what she wants reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 15, 2002 10:09 AM

hej .
co mam ci na to odpowiwdziec ?
lubie ja i juz

RE: luv the thought, hate the fighting reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2002 5:49 PM

Right there, brada!! definitely do wanna have a go at her. whether nat's a lesso or not!

Natalie Portman's Lesbian Lust reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2002 10:07 PM

I don't know were you got your information from but I am pretty sure you are wrong about her. I don't read into all that tabloid bullsh*t like your site promotes so put up all the sh*t you want. Until she comes out publicly and says so I stand by my feelings.

RE: ur all a bunch of faggots reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2002 12:03 AM

Like there was EVER any chance for you regardless of her sexual preference, get a clue idiot!

RE: Natalie Portman's Lesbian Lust reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2002 12:07 AM

LOL, dude you are stupid. she DID come out publicly in US weekly or some mag like that so get ready to shift your stance.

yay reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2002 12:09 AM

Well, me being a girl and the fact that natalie is HOTT, all I have to say is......DAMN....I'm excited.

RE: Err... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2002 8:58 PM

i thi your a sick bitch

Aaaahhhhh i dont know reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2002 12:04 AM

MMMMmmmmm...... well if shes lesbian, good, and if shes not, i dont care, the thing is that i think shes a very nice person and shes not going to change if shes lesbian or not, well, shes pretty and that is not going to change even with many hits in her face, lol, shes very intelligent and attractive so even lesbian i would like to meet her, and i want her so much, she makes me happy with her movies so i will be very sad if she stop making movies but its her life and i cant get inside it... this page its very cool, visit it and have a nice day.... http://email.goddessdreams.com/natalie/ ..... my name there is: that there, thats not me -----}, cool have fun all of you

RE: Aaaahhhhh i dont know reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 21, 2002 11:46 PM

NO!!! he is punishing us, Now i'll never have my chance with Natalie. I LOVE YOU NATALIE

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 22, 2002 11:41 AM

well u c nat is a bi and if she feel in love with lets say maddona then she would b eating her pussy and wot would u think of the lez thing then

Star wars reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2002 8:16 PM

You did a fantastic Job play the role Queen Amidala. It would be cool or actuly a honor to meet you.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 23, 2002 8:19 PM

You know media a not always the way the appear.They should get thire story stright. Or is it true that you are a lesbain.

RE: Natalie Portman reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2002 11:06 PM

I KNOW SPANISH:
"CHINGA TU PUTA MADRE, QUE TAL, TE GUSTO ESO IMBECIL?"

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 25, 2002 11:12 PM

SHUT THE f*ck UP
.....BICHT

RE: Natalie Portman reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2002 7:48 AM

Jeez, don't u ever go to Lesbo Porn sites? But anyways, thats been taken out of context from her interveiw with rolling stone.

RE: Aaaahhhhh i dont know reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2002 9:10 PM

All of you guys are just sick!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 15, 2002 1:23 AM

rachel lee cook

RE: Star wars reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 16, 2002 8:14 PM

hahahaha shes all mine to the women go the spoils

i think not reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2002 11:59 AM

Natalie Portman is a great chick. Why do people always put her down. She aint a lesbian

Posted by Warrior (MailBox) on September 20, 2002 11:35 PM

I wonder why she resort to stints like this. I mean it's obvious it's just a marketing strategy just like the topless beach photos.

I think it's clear now. In her case, it is harder staying where she is now than going going there to her status.

Warrior

RE: i think not reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2002 5:38 PM

oh la la she is madly in love with Annie Leibovitz,trust me.

RE: i think not reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 24, 2002 6:29 PM

a report came in saying that everyone is bi whether it is 99.5% straight or 2% and it could be marketing stratergy, but honestly i think what ever makes nat happy is important, i know it would be for me

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2002 1:15 AM

have some respect for life. stop with all the masogany

Let her be what she wants reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2002 9:47 AM

Hi i'm sk8er girl ok listen Scullfag He's right just stay out of it And before you ask I'm not a lezzo i just can't read your sh*t anymore.

er reply

Posted by Male Lesbian (yodathedude@slimymudhole.fsnet.co.uk) on November 23, 2002 6:41 PM

hello?

Respect reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2002 3:43 PM

Hey everyone, you need to stop treating women, especially lesbians, as sex objects. They are not for your enjoyment, they are just women who have sexual preferences towards other women. As a 16 year old lesbian, I feel a need for respect and support, not just horny males watching and waiting for me to do something with another girl. If Natalie Portman is bisexual, just let it be. She is a great actress. Nothing having to do with who she is dating or is in love with is going to change that.

Lesbians reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 7, 2003 5:22 AM

They are sexual object's who the f*ck are you people kidding??? what other use do they have for men then for our sexual enjoyment??...they don't do anything...all they do is say men are the scum of the earth...get really fat and dykish...and sit on there asses beleiving the world should be handed to them

Posted by Firebird775 (Redflame775) on July 18, 2003 7:08 PM

She can be what she wants if it makes her happy then let her do it and xrahh are you really a good friend of nat youre pretty lucky.

gotta talk reply

Posted by Firebird775 (Redflame775) on July 18, 2003 9:36 PM

hey xrahh if youre screenname still exists you gotta email me i gotta talk to you its important

RE: i think not reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 24, 2003 1:04 PM

yeah, i know. i would f*ck her up the ass and then make her suck the sh*t off my dick

u are all dumb reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 24, 2003 10:50 PM

ok i do not think that that she whould ever be a lezbo! she must be respected and not have her sayings taken out of context! she is not a slut or any thing like that so respect her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natalie Jew reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 25, 2003 10:54 AM

she is the sexiest
Jew ever on
screen.

i agree reply

Posted by Firebird775 (Redflame775) on July 28, 2003 12:45 PM

I agree with the random shemp she isnt a slut or a lesbo in other words like the shemp person said f****** respect her!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so she's hot... reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2003 1:41 PM

But she's the sh*ttiest actress to ever hit the screen. God, that scene where she hits the sand... a piece of wood has a more animated delivery.

That being said, I'd nail her in a heartbeat.

RE: Lesbians reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2003 6:13 PM

First of all, why does everything have to play a role in mens lives? Lesbians are not play toys or objects to toss around for fun, we would just much rather have a loving relationship with another woman than a relationship with an inanimate object such as a man. If Natalie if a lesbian or Bi or Straight who cares? Its ehr life not yours to toy with, deal with it

I dont care reply

Posted by Firebird775 (Redflame775) on August 3, 2003 1:20 PM

Ok I agree she is hot and shes a cool actress but shes more than a f****** sex object does anybody understand that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

senator Amildalias so called "lesbianism' reply

Posted by Oscar the dick (Goya21@aol.com) on September 14, 2003 5:59 PM

I like the attitude that she is portraying ,but if she thinks that she can handle a "lesbian" relationship without experience she is foolong her self. A relationship with a woman is much more rewarding, emotionally, and you will f#uck it up with your lust for penatration. And only a man can deliver the technique required to "handle it" properly. My point is if you had a man first then you are in to win it, so to speak, because there is no one who can work it like a man. Stay strictly dickly and just like women on the side. dont trust any "bisexual" because they like to play head games to see if you are "gay" or "straight", no in between for them.
So my suggestion is to seek help from a sexual therapist that specializes in this feild, because they are 'Pros' at this kind of thing. You don't want a bisexual relationship because there is always someone who likes 'the dick' little more than you do.

lesbians will be lesbians reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2003 6:58 AM

my suggestion is you shut up. every should fuck everyone else. period. relationships are sooo twentieth century.

a word about dykes reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 1, 2003 7:01 AM

whoever said fat dykish women make good sex objects is wrong. they, in fact, do not.

natalie portman dated moby>? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2003 12:17 AM

she's half his fuckin' age!!!!!! no fair

huh???????? reply

Posted by Firebird775 (Redflame775) on October 7, 2003 6:57 PM

you know sorry i respect her and all and really think she can do what she wants my sister is 18 and like that bysexual and i didnt understand a fuckind word all you guys said except everyody should fuck everybody so i got one word. HUH??????????

dave reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2003 6:23 PM

You guys need to chill...she is with me anyway...

chill reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 18, 2003 10:05 AM

I dont know what you all are trippin about. Ive done her about 3 times myself and she aint all that.

yay reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2003 1:07 PM

im a girl liker myself and its great

um ok reply

Posted by Firebird775 (Redflame775) on November 27, 2003 12:29 PM

ok thats good to hear i guess you did her 3 times uh great for you i am chilled i just like to defend her i guess its fun to defend people sometimes

Women like this reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2003 12:35 AM

With women like this, how can this world be boring? This babe is HOT! Just let us all know when she has her first girl/girl scene ;)

natalie reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2003 10:45 PM

well, for me it does'nt matter if she is dating with a girl or not, its ok if she really did it.but its much worst if you are a guy dating and holding hands with a guy right? and most of all, i do not beleave in this story coz i truelly love her a with all my heart...