LOTR: Two Towers Sneak Preview Teaser

By Jack June 25, 2002 8:19 AM

A new poster was just put online on the offical Lord of the Rings Trilogy site. Meanwhile the teaser trailer is set to ship with copies of Men in Black II, but you can get a sneak peek right now!

Reader Discussions:

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Dumbassfire reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 11:28 AM

Speaking of rings, skullflamer is turning blue becasue he put his c0ckring around his neck. Wrong way, dummy!

Lord of the Stoopid Shemps reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 28, 2002 8:24 PM

Please tell me you have more than ANOTHER gay joke.

RE: Lord of the Stoopid Shemps reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2002 7:48 AM

Nope, that was pretty much it. It fits (or should that be fists you like a glove.

RE: Dumbassfire reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 22, 2002 2:22 PM

Weirdo.

The other reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2002 4:30 PM

I agree do tell

RE: Lord of the Stoopid Shemps reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 16, 2002 12:33 PM

nope nothing other than a gey joke. Are you gey?

Another Speaker of Jena in the Golden Wood reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2002 8:32 PM

I can assure you I am not gay, and neither is Orlando Bloom as some vicious rumours may say. I just hope that Legolas kisses a girl in The Two Towers. Do any of you know if he does or not?

Smartie Girl reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2002 8:59 PM

I think Legolas does kiss a girl in The Two Towers, Golden Wood girl.

RE: Smartie Girl reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2002 7:20 AM

mm no legolas is not gonna kiss a girl i've read the book the whole 1010 pages or so and like no kissing for legolas sorry guys!

RE: Another Speaker of Jena in the Golden Wood reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 12, 2003 5:37 PM

Well,he doesn't kiss anyone in TTT.Sorry.

RE: Smartie Girl reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 12, 2003 5:38 PM

Who?Anyway nope he dose not kiss a girl

gollum reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2003 5:26 PM

gollums rox!!!!

yes reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2003 10:08 PM

LEGOLAS KISSES A GIRL IN THE RETURN OF THE KING I SAW PICTURES FOR IT AND HE GETS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AND IF LEGOLAS DOESNT KISS A GIRL I WILL DESTROY LOTR FOREVER BUT HE DOES ANYWAYS AND THATS FINAL ANYWAYS IM NOT COMING HERE ANYMORE SO GOODBYE ABD LEGOLAS KISSES A GIRL THATS FINAL GOODBYE FOREVER NOW

yeah! reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on August 14, 2003 11:50 PM

See ya! I know, I know, Legolas kisses a girl. Got it.

Legolas reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2003 1:45 PM

He kisses a girl? You guys had better not be kidding coz I just ran around the room squeling because of that!!

RE: yes reply

Posted by Ethereal125 (Ethereal125@aol.com) on August 21, 2003 9:08 AM

what pictures?? where?? I MUST see them!!!!

Legolas reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 6:41 AM

Legolas does not kiss a girl, not if they are keeping true to the book. Legolas never get a girlfriend, he never marry. He takes a ship to the undying lands with Gimli, at least in the books...

RE: Legolas reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 24, 2003 12:49 PM

how do you know he never got married? He might have had some sweetheart before he sailed to the Valor with Gimli

RE: Legolas reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 11:18 AM

Legolas does not kiss any girl in any of the Lord of The Rings Movies, sorry girls, but ' the return of the king' is true to the book, cant wait for it, ( Orlando Bloom is not gay!) he has a girlfriend, called tammather or tammey, summat like that. SORRY GIRLS, ( just in case u was wishing

RE: Dumbassfire reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2003 11:36 AM

http:// U R A DUMBFUCK

heres the truth reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2003 1:13 PM

LEGOLAS DOES FRENCH KISS A GIRL AND IS THE MAIN CHARACTER AND GETS KNOCKED OUT AND TOTALLY KISSES A GIRL I KNOW IT ITS TRUE HE DOES ALL THIS IN THE MOVIE ITS ALL TRUE SO IM NOT COMING BACK HERE EVER AGAIN BYE BYE LEGOLAS DOES KISS A GIRL SO GOODBYE

LEGSIE reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 2, 2003 4:09 PM

I FOUND THIS OUT I SAW KISSING PICS AND HEARD OF KISSING MANY TIMES ON LEGOLAS KISSING A GIRL FACE IT LEGOLAS GETS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AND KISSES A GIRL AND IF HE DOESNT KISS A GIRL ILL RUIN AND DESTROY LOTR! FOREVER! BUT HE DOES SO NO WORRIES GO IM NOT COMING IN EHRE ANYMORE GOODBYE DUMMIES FOR GOOD BYE

RE: LEGSIE reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2003 12:56 PM

LEGOLAS DOES NOT KISS A GIRL IN ANY OF THE MOVIES TRUST ME

RE: gollum reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2003 10:07 AM

gollem is not real enough

RE: gollum reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2003 10:08 AM

go blow your self

RE: Dumbassfire reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2003 10:08 AM

you suck