Minority Report Clips

By Loath June 18, 2002 9:42 PM

CineMovies has five short clips from Steven Spielberg's new movie Minority Report coming to theaters this Friday. Enjoy.

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eeek   reply

Posted by Yakobusan (spam@mysan.de) on June 20, 2002 1:08 AM

might be the new blade runner? ;)

RE: eeek   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 20, 2002 6:53 AM

Not from what I saw in the teaser, Senpai. Just another sci-flick, maybe good, maybe not.

RE: eeek--you got that right!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 20, 2002 12:59 PM

Skullfire must think Senpai is Japanese for "Can I eat the juicy white rice from your delicate brown bowl."

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 20, 2002 1:03 PM

I know! I know,Jack!

But that one was too good to pass up.  I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at my own sharp wit!

Take note, moose.  That's how being one clever muthafuker is done.

RE: eeek--you got that right!   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 20, 2002 5:11 PM

Well, finally, we agree on something. I also laugh of you.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2002 12:06 PM

What does "laugh of you" mean?  Is that Argentinian for we Suck at Foot-ball?

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 24, 2002 3:09 PM

No, it's American for "stoopid gringo".

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Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on June 25, 2002 1:16 AM

I think you have difficulty seeing the difference between clever and vulgar. (This does explain a lot).

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2002 5:52 AM

Your both wrong, it's Argentinian for "England bent us over and rammed their tiny english C0CK right in Argentinas butt, and we liked it, we liked it a lot, and Beckham owns us now, he IS our master".

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2002 5:54 AM

LOL  That IS what it means, man, I'd hate to be from Argentina, and KNOW that until the next world cup, ENGLAND owns your country, and knocked your pathetic ass out in the first round! - PATHETIC!   LOL

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2002 5:57 AM

I know, I know, we are losers, England owns us, Beckham tucks us in at night. My country is well aware of it, thank you very much!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 25, 2002 8:59 AM

Jeesus, what a pathetic guy, talking to himself!

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Posted by England (No Email) on June 25, 2002 1:43 PM

what pathetic virgin can't spell Jesus.

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 25, 2002 7:15 PM

He said his name in vain.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2002 9:33 AM

What pathetic virgin thinks that I didn't spell it that way on purpose! Jeeeesus!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 26, 2002 1:29 PM

Beat a dead horse---and then eat it.  It's the Argentinian way of doing things I guess.

OR is that one too vulgar for your dainty sensibilities mooser?

D!ck.

Dick   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 26, 2002 5:43 PM

Oh Lord, how I'm gonna enjoy calling you by your name!

RE: Dick Shemp   reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on June 27, 2002 3:39 AM

That was Skully, not me, ........D!ck.

RE: Dick moose   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 10:04 AM

You are what you eat mooser.  Lord knows you shovel it in.

If you'd actually nick your comments instead of taking the low road at every opportunity you would at least begin to get some modicum of respect.

Until then....you are the d!ck.

RE: Dickloving skullflamer!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 27, 2002 10:07 AM

You make this too easy skullflamer.

Yes, get on your knees and pray to your lord D!ck.  And cop the load WITHOUT losing a drop this time!

Swallow, yes swallow your life's work, fool!

Union Pussy   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 27, 2002 3:04 PM

Again, you show your gay repressed feelings about f*cking me. And that "fool" in the end... I read comics but you actually believes it, Dr.Doom or something.