Empire Movies posted some pics of the new William Friedkin film starring Tommy Lee Jones, Benicio Del Toro and Connie Nielsen. Due to be released either this Fall or next Spring.
RIP Dtheatre!
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 16, 2002 3:02 PM
Let it all go fellow shemparinos. I was upset too when this site took a dive into the toilet. Let it die.
Go to CHUD.com or AICN.com. At least they're up-to-date and they talk about MOVIES there.
f*ck soccer, clones, argentina, moose's belly aching and skullflamer's racist lame "humour"!
RIP Dtheatre! It will be missed.
RE: whatever--get to work!
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2002 8:24 AM
And what have done for Dtheatre lately skullflamer?
I mean other than demonstrate your xenophobia and tossing out lame one-liners that is.
Get to work moose, my beotch, and post a new story. Make it fresh too, kunt!!!
CHAT ROOM EXCERPT:
Jack: "Do my bidding while I'm in Florida you lackey!"
Moose:"Jack, I will try."
END EXCERPT.
The theater in Moose's "capable" hands. Ha ha, that chubby bastard, Jack?!
Doubt it...
Yeah, right. Get a job!
reply
Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on June 17, 2002 12:25 PM
Aren't you the dork that whimpers "you're not funny" all the time? This is your best shot at humour? (I can hear that distant sound again!).
Jack didn't leave anything in my hands, and guess what? The only thing you have in your hands is your d1ck.
Stop your crying you looser. You got your butt kicked and you don't get a re-match. You said you were leaving, be a man and keep your word. (Or maybe your mommy picked you up off the floor and is pretending to be you now).
RE: whatever--get to work!
reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 17, 2002 7:30 PM
Xenophobia? That's fun, coming from Mr.Hate-Everything-not-American! At least I wrote something from this site. Truly, your only line here was "you're not funny".
RE: Yeah, right. Get a job!--no
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2002 8:06 PM
At least I got a d!ck, fatass. Loathe, pay attention or don't play.
RE: Yeah, right. Get a job!--no
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2002 8:32 PM
Moose can't spell loser as a shemp or as himself. This is great! You're a numbnut, moose!
I'm having a terrific time! Get to work moose! What's the problem? You can't figure out how to post the "Weekend Top Ten Box Office Films" topic this week.
Do something--anything--but please don't give yourself away anymore by posting as a shemp and misspelling the same words as your nick too. My heart can't handle the humour!
RE: Yeah, right. Get a job!--no
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2002 8:43 PM
And for christ's sake skullflamer, learn to conjugate. It's "That's funny" not "fun".
Jesus kid, we'd have an easier time translating your portuguese than your "ing-grish." Get with the program. Step it up a little and stop having moosie/shemp trying to bail you out all the time.
RE: Yeah, right. Get a job!--no
reply
Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on June 18, 2002 3:11 AM
Ooops! (sh*t happens).
Why should I post the "Weekend Top Ten Box Office Films"? It's got nothing to do with me! I just read stuff here, (oh yes, and kick your butt from time to time). By the way, is it still sore?
RE: Yeah, right. Get a job!--no
reply
Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on June 18, 2002 3:29 AM
"At least I got a d!ck, fatass."??? Well, counting the one I mentioned in your hand, you would have two wouldn't you?
Fatass? Uuuum, oh, I see, sterio-type humour! Jeez-Louise you're not very good at this are you? (Bit sad really). You'd better start comming up with something good soon 'coz I'm getting bored. (You've still got whimp status as long as you don't dare use your nick).
*Distant sound*
My spanish is better than your ing-rish!
reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 18, 2002 9:35 AM
I don't wanna learn to conjugate, just like you don't wanna learn to think! And Moose doesn't bail me, he just supports my point, which is understood even with my bad spelling: you're Stupid Shemp!
RE: Yeah, right. Get a job!--no
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2002 10:53 AM
Getting bored of getting your a-s-s kicked around the theatre. Fine by me.
Perhaps I should clone your nick like you clone mine, looser, and you'll runaway again like last time.
"Clever"? Indeed!
And yes, my johnson is large enough to look like 2 d!cks. Thanks for noticing. I figured you were a connoissuer, (yes, we'll wait while you look the word up Skullflamer) but really moose...
Does picking up guys work for you here? I know it did for skullflamer but does it work for you here in America?
By the way, beeotch, where are the stories I submitted. Figured you can't handle it so I did it for you. Again a man is doing what a boy can not.
Maybe Sam can help you work the system...
RE: Yeah, right. Get a job!--no
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2002 11:04 AM
"Bit sad really"
"Jack, I shall try"
Are you auditioning for Kate & Leopold II, mooser?
I don't think your Jackman's type.
RE: Yeah, right. Get a job!--no
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2002 11:08 AM
Tell you what skullflamer. I start thinking if you'll start learning.
Let's start with something easy:
Still think Britain has sovereignty over the Falklands? The way history tells it, you lazy fockers all got your as-s-es kick off that island but good.
Still stings don't it?
RE: Yeah, right. Get a job!--no
reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 18, 2002 12:29 PM
I'm glad you read a history book for once, but you didn't get it (surprise, really): we have sovereignty over the Falklands, cause when we free ourselves from Spain, we took without resistance (no one there) what the spanish retired from. In 1833, England invaded the islands, and took it by the force, and there's a big difference between an independance war and the robbery the british have done all over the world since 15th century. We didn't steal, like, I don't know, California, Texas, Louisiana and Florida. Or do you think those are english-made names?
bust a deal and face the wheel.
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2002 2:16 PM
Still not learning much are you, skullflamer?
I thought we had a deal.
Facts are: We bring good things to life--or kill them outright and make their women ours.
You guys are like a hundred years behind aren't you? Gabriel Garcia-Marquez has you goat hearders pegged exactly.
RE: bust a deal and face the wheel.
reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 18, 2002 5:48 PM
Gabriel Garc?a Marquez is from Columbia. How could you possibly know him, if you hate latins?
You're getting mesianic with your "bring life or kill" pretensions.
That's it for you! Moose, do the honors: time of death?
RE: bust a deal and face the wheel.
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2002 11:08 AM
Thanks for acknowledging me as you GOD.
Who said I hate latins, skullflamer? I think the women taste alot like Pena Coladas--most do anyway.
Surely you don't think your latin do you? I know you like to call yourself an American, always forgeting to put the South in front of it. I also fancy the fact that you don't ever recognize that your an Argentinian either. Fairly obvious that your ashamed of that sh!thole too. Who can blame you. Lord knows the rest of the world does.
You're falling apart mooser. Is this the best you've got for me now?
I already figured you would know what sh!t tastes like. You realish eating mine up with a spoon. Whatever works for you, hungry, hungry hippo. Roll with it pal. It suits you.
RE: bust a deal and face the wheel.
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2002 11:31 AM
Wonko--pie reminds me of pu-s-sy. Yes it is good. Try it for yourself sometime.
Go ahead and ask mooser how much he craves bannanas.
By the way, skullflamer, aren't bananas Argentina's number one export? I'm beginning to see mooser's infatuation with you.
(yes, go look up infatuation. we'll wait...again)
RE: bust a deal and face the wheel.
reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on June 19, 2002 4:29 PM
The one who can't recognize what he is it's you, not logging. And our country doesn't export bananas, like yours does with sh*t, you North American.
RE: bust a deal and face the wheel.
reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 20, 2002 10:35 AM
temper, temper. yes, I am so logging. Don't you recognize the taste in your mouth. Mooser sure does!