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By Jack June 4, 2002 10:23 AM
Tons of news and pics from the new movie version of the MTV show "Jackass." With guest stars such as Henry Rollins, Tony Hawk, Spike Jonez and Matt Hoffman. Plenty of violent and pointless fun for the whole family.
| comments: 79
Dooooood 
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 4, 2002 7:50 PM
I think I just filled the cup!
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 5, 2002 3:15 AM
That's no wee ass.
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 5, 2002 3:15 AM
That's no wee ass.
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2002 8:46 PM
Jackass: The Movie featuring Moosie and Skullflamer on film for the world to admire their forbidden love.
Boys, boys, condoms work! Use them without shame!
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on June 18, 2002 3:47 AM
Jackass? Well I guess Stoopidshemp just found himself a new name! (Sounds better than "Shemarino" anyway).
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 18, 2002 11:02 AM
You forgot the "p" fool. I know you know at least THAT much, mooser. Remember, it's you're favorite drink.
Sheesh, you make this too easy, tubby bastard.
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on June 19, 2002 3:03 AM
Well I guess you gotta fault the spelling if you can't fault the content! (But the "P" thing was funny).
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2002 11:11 AM
At this point with you mooser, all you've got IS the spelling. Your content is twice as bad as your inability to spell.
You are one target-rich mess of a person. I'm giddy with all of the laughter at you.
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on June 19, 2002 11:25 AM
The laughter you are hearing comes from behind you? (Haven't we covered this already?).
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 19, 2002 4:04 PM
The sound of the air farting out of my ass is the equivalent of laughter to you?
Oh moose, have you no shame!!!
Your tastes and delicacies up for display for the whole place to recognize.
Ewwwww, you're a very bad boy.
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on June 20, 2002 1:48 AM
OK, I knew you weren't very bright, so I'll save you the trouble of remembering what we have already covered.
The sound from behind your back, (that distant sound), is the sound of people laughing. It's kinda sad that all this time you thought you were flatulating, but there you have it. Now, if you are gonna TRY and make some sort of clever comments, you've got to remember what we have written.
I know it's hard, but it's not a challenge for me otherwise and I will get bored.
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 20, 2002 10:26 AM
Too late mooser. You ARE boring.
Try posting in the higher threads, dumba-ss chickensh!t. Don't you know that your cellar rooting down here only makes things that much sweeter for me?
losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 1, 2002 2:37 AM
oh my name is twat i think i know everything about jackass shut the f*ck up you american twats
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 3, 2002 2:07 AM
hello
RE: losers reply
Posted by OB-1 (CANADA WOOH@america rulz.com) on July 12, 2002 8:44 PM
WHAT THE F*CK U MAKIN FUN OF AMERICANS 4!? GO TO HELL BEOTCH! I WILL HUNT U DOWN AND KILL U!
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 17, 2002 12:38 AM
why would you say that on computer you are so f*cking dum to say sh*tkiker bicth
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 27, 2002 9:24 AM
Hey,I was reading your discussion, and I just thought I'd say something... There are some Americans who do need to be made fun of, but if he or she was making fun of America, I'd personally help you hunt his a$$ down and kill him. Just thought i'd get that out there.
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2002 10:41 AM
hey you stupid queer where the hell do u live in afghanistan or something go f your mom
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 3, 2002 10:41 AM
hey you stupid queer where the hell do u live in afghanistan or something go f your mom
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2002 11:50 AM
i love my mom and i fu#k her everyday
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2002 11:51 AM
hello my as*
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2002 11:53 AM
donkey dildos in your mouth biotch
RE: you cunts are mad reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2003 4:42 PM
jackass is the best me and my friends do it all the time
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2003 11:14 AM
ha
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2003 11:53 PM
wow!!!!
wow u all have probablems!!! i thought this was a jackass site!! like about the movie jackass i was wrong!!!
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 1, 2003 2:55 AM
you suck balls jackass is the funnist sh*t ever go watch sesame street if u dont like it!
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 3, 2003 3:00 PM
THere aint nothing like a drunk monkey oh yer dave Enland rules
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2003 11:44 PM
i make fun of who i want...got that punk biatch....
shut the fuck up guys! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2003 9:49 AM
hey um dis website iz about jackass da movie and it rules!!!! u 2 r both twats!!! stevo and bam rock!!!!!
RE: you cunts are mad reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2003 2:29 AM
steve o rules
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 31, 2003 12:42 AM
you s.o.b f*ck all u americans you dont no sh*t bicth
boobs reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2003 7:22 AM
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL!
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 1, 2003 1:27 PM
your just a jealous hoe
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 2, 2003 3:13 AM
bitch
BAM IS FIT!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2003 5:32 AM
BAM IS FIT!! U R FIT!! BAM U R FIIIIT!! BAM IS FIT!! BAM IS FIT!! U R FITT!! BAM IS FIT!! FIT BAM!! WAIT WAIT!! NO U R STILL FIT!!U NOT GETTING UNFIT!! WE LUV U BAM!! MARRY ME!! BAM UR FIT!! LUV KT AND HANA!! (THE RETARDS)
the poem reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2003 2:17 PM
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
oh my god what can I do
my memory shrinks
my memory stinks
no sence of smell
I look like hell
my bodys drooping
have trouble pooping
the golden years have come at last,the golden years can kiss my ass
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 8, 2003 5:16 AM
I THINK YOUR RIHT
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2003 10:31 AM
stevo fuken rules hes so jks yeah!
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by Airhead (Naughtica_4445@yahoo.com) on April 22, 2003 9:02 AM
love the whole Bitch thing it was cute umm.... hit me back and we can chat if u wanna im 16/f/tx
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 24, 2003 2:48 PM
f*ck you
RE: you cunts are mad reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 26, 2003 9:23 PM
bam is way beeter than steve o
RE: the poem reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 29, 2003 5:09 PM
hey there we read ur whole convo and we think ur messed cuz were the best so there mindless morons. And we would like to say J thinks Bam is SEXY!! and c: thinks knoxville is FINE and she would bone him so for the rest of u losers that spend ur time on the comp tryin to burn other nerds GET A FRICKIN LIFE!!!!
Hellooooooooooo reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2003 1:45 PM
i know we burned ya'll get over it!!!
RE: BAM IS FIT!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2003 9:40 AM
You are a f*cking retard and you need to be shot in the god damn head you ass hole!!!!
Oh and Bam is sexy hehehe
Movie and hotties reply
Posted by nicholeis2good4u (nicholeis2good4u@yahoo.com) on June 3, 2003 4:04 PM
I think the movie waz a real good one but out of all the guyz steve_o is the hottiest and most messed up. well maby johnnys more messed up!
RE: BAM IS FIT!!! reply
Posted by nicholeis2good4u (nicholeis2good4u@yahoo.com) on June 3, 2003 4:08 PM
um ok see here lol i think bam is nice but my opinion not that u want it but it is steve_o is way hotter ttyl gtgn w/b bye
knoxville n bam reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2003 3:40 PM
uuuu fukin 2 retards this is a jackass site u loners who cant pop boners every 1 else on dis site is cool except u 2 queers da affganistan fag n da american dude u guys r fukin gay!!plus knoxville fukin rulez hes da greatest! n bam is n ok guy latz
RE: Movie and hotties reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2003 3:42 PM
u suck steve-o sux dick hes gay bam is the best
RE: boobs reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 2, 2003 3:42 PM
who the f*ck are u
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 12, 2003 11:13 PM
I want to see first
RE: Movie and hotties reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 13, 2003 4:42 PM
no chris pontius is the best biotch
fruit basket reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 16, 2003 5:43 AM
you are a f*ckin fruit basket, making fun of other ppl, i dont know who the f*ck they are, and frankely i dont want to, but do u really have to get your jollies of making fun of other ppl, plus wtf are u doing on this web site it sucks
love reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 18, 2003 10:51 PM
i love jackass and jonny
BAM AND STEVE-O!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2003 10:31 AM
hello my name is Mrs. Margera and i am here with my good friend Mrs. Glover...and we would like to say that...THEY'RE HOT!we want them! and if we sam them we would pee our pants. we are obsessed...its sad...we watch the show every night.
RE: Movie and hotties reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2003 10:32 AM
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT! STEVE-O IS A HOTTIE...but i agree about the bam part! but still YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!
lUvIn oN bAm aNd StEvE-O
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2003 10:34 AM
BAM IS HOT
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2003 12:50 AM
steve o is my sexy beast i love him hes so hot!!!! love u steve "O"
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 1, 2003 9:07 PM
Damn Strait!!! Steve O Is Hotter Than Hell....
Yea Buddy ;)
RE: BAM AND STEVE-O!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2003 7:10 AM
well we just read ur reply and unfortunately we regret to inform u that ur a f*ckin retard!! and yes i once liked knoxville but i was never obsessed!! JOEL MADDEN rox!! and BENJI MADDEN is totally sexy!!
strange reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2003 12:38 PM
you`re all f*cked up!
all you fucking idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 12, 2003 9:47 PM
your all f*cking stupid johnny is the hottest guy on that show, and the coolest
RE: strange reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2003 5:04 AM
hey you lot are freaks jack ass is you all suck cocks
RE: strange reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 12, 2003 5:06 AM
did you know ifink you are f***ing idiots too ha ha
Steve-o reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2003 7:57 AM
Hey ppl! JACKASS is the best kick ass show ever! STEVE-O is sooo sexy! lol ok byee ppl
RE: BAM AND STEVE-O!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2003 7:59 AM
GOOD CHARLOTTE ROCKs!!!!!!!
RE: Steve-o reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2003 8:04 AM
steve-o is sooo sexy and funny! i wanna fuck him dude! lol
RE: you cunts are mad reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2003 4:44 PM
My ASS!
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2003 4:48 PM
Afganistan SUX!!!!!
GO 2 HELL, AND BURN ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!
RE: moooooosssssseeeeerrrrrr reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2003 4:48 PM
Afganistan SUX!!!!!
GO 2 HELL, AND BURN ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2003 11:05 AM
no fuck u !!
RE: Dooooood reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 24, 2003 7:52 PM
stupid dickhead
RE: the poem reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2003 4:19 PM
lol nice poeam i think your poem rocks who ever you are
RE: all you fucking idiots reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2003 11:25 PM
HAHA, Whats with all the fighting man, i say everyone stops fighting and smokes a "jay".
i mean c'mon guys, Where's the love?
Where Is The Love? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2003 11:27 PM
C'mon Guys, Everyone needs to cheer up, stop fighting, and smoke a "jay".
Where's the love you guys, this aint about the "Trailer Park Boyz"This Is About "jackass"
JOHNNY reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2004 1:10 PM
johnny is tha hottest!!!!!!!
RE: Steve-o reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 22, 2004 11:09 AM
Stevo rocks
COOL!!!!!!! reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 8, 2004 12:21 PM
I think it was wicked!
RE: losers reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 8, 2004 9:33 AM
go to hell u mother fucker
RE: you cunts are mad reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 8, 2004 9:34 AM
hell ya bam kick ass
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