Brando Sued for $100 million

By Power-trip April 19, 2002 5:19 AM

According to various news agencies, Hollywood icon, Marlon Brando is being sued by his former maid for 100 million dollars. ?

The palimony suit filed in Los Angelas claims Brando fathered three children with his former maid and had broken his promise to take care of her and the children.

There, of course, has yet been no word from Brando or his counselors regarding the law suit.

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Really?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2002 7:54 AM

Would that be one hundred MILLION dollars? Maw-ha ha ha ha!!!

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 19, 2002 6:06 PM

Quick! Somebody make a joke related to "The Godfather"!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2002 6:56 AM

no.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2002 2:54 AM

Brando: Greatest actor ever or fat tub of goo. You decide.

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 22, 2002 9:48 AM

How about the greatest acting tub ever?

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Posted by Weinberg (bigbiceps@tmag.com) on April 22, 2002 12:43 PM

between Osama Shemp and Skullfire we have the internets twu funniest people, the proof is in the posts, so check it out!

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Posted by Raoul (Imaginaryfriend@skullfire.com) on April 22, 2002 12:48 PM

Leave my amigo alone!

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Posted by Skullfires Vibrator (Up inside Skullfire) on April 22, 2002 1:07 PM

He's my amigo too, in a big way honey!

Hes mah Dada!   reply

Posted by HYDRO (webmaster@raccoonteets.com) on April 22, 2002 5:20 PM

My name is Clem and I was fathered by brando. i remember as a young gringo being beaten with cube steak and having to march around in a pit mashing his patatoes much like your Lucy with grapes! It was a horrible life experience. He should pay me and my brothers the 100 mill.

RE: Hes mah Dada!   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 22, 2002 8:41 PM

After that, am I still the funniest?

RE: Hes mah Dada!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2002 4:12 AM

Did you have to toss his salad?

RE: Hes mah Dada!   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 23, 2002 9:33 AM

I'm tempted to quote the Spice Girls...

RE: Hes mah Dada!   reply

Posted by Skullfires Vibrator (Up inside Skullfire) on April 23, 2002 11:31 AM

Who r the Spice Girls?

Your real owners   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 23, 2002 3:46 PM

Didn't you remember! You were in them first!

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Posted by Skulllfire (Pocko@Argentina.org) on April 23, 2002 4:24 PM

First I sucked on you, then my dad did, then I gave you to Scary Spice for a while, then I sucked on you some more.

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 24, 2002 4:29 PM

I was wondering... You really think I'm Pocko?

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Posted by Skulllfire (Pocko@Argentina.org) on April 25, 2002 5:16 AM

Chancy, where are you?

I can't find my vibrator, how am I gonna please myself now?  I know, I'll stick my fingers 3 at a time in my ass!

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 25, 2002 9:10 PM

Why can't you be an interactive joke. I mean, we answer to each other, but this is only a monologue. Boring.

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Posted by Mooses Dildo (krod@dork.net) on April 29, 2002 5:46 AM

Yes, I concur, now kindly stop it!

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 29, 2002 6:06 PM

Aren't you her sister?