Josh Hartnett vs. Harrison Ford

By Jack April 18, 2002 1:57 PM

Variety reports that Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett are in talks to star in an untitled cop drama for Revolution Studios so I thought it'd be fun to compare the two (okay, so I'm bored!)

Factor Josh Hartnett Harrison Ford Hero Josh Hartnett was the hero of the hour after rescuing a 23-year-old girl who injured her ankle while hiking. Hartnett was walking with a friend in the Malibu, California hills when they spotted the girl, who had fallen and could not walk. Josh lifted her over his shoulder and carried her back down to the foot of the hills, where he then called for an ambulance. An onlooker says, "Josh saved this young lady from what could have been a terrible situation. He waited with her for an ambulance and let her use his mobile to call her family and friends. Just before she left in the ambulance, Josh hugged and kissed her - and asked her to call him to let him know how her treatment went." Harrison Ford, known for his heroic roles in the Indiana Jones and Star Wars movies, played a real life rescuer on July 31 when he flew his helicopter to airlift an ailing hiker from a Wyoming mountain. Ford, a pilot and part-time resident of Jackson, Wyo., offers his Bell 407 chopper for volunteer rescue missions. Ford rescued Sarah George, 20, who was hiking on Table Mountain with her companion Megan Freeman, 22, the AP reported. George fell ill and Ford responded to a call for help. The actor transported the hiker to a Jackson hospital. Money By December 2001 Pearl Harbour had already made $198,539,855 and became #41 in top grossing movies of all time at the usa box office. Tons! Maybe even too much. Listed in the 2001 Guinness Book of Records as the richest male actor. Sex Symbol Chosen as one of Teen People Magazine's "21 Hottest Stars Under 21." Chosen by Empire magazine as one of the 100 Sexiest Stars in film history (#15) in 1995. Chosen as People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive in 1998. Chosen by "People" magazine as one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the World in 1997.

The winner is Harrison Ford!!!

Why? I've never even wanted to see a movie with that Josh guy in it..

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monkeys and owlpoop   reply

Posted by wonko (ryan@wonko.com) on April 18, 2002 2:00 PM

I like pie.

Pie anyone?   reply

Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on April 18, 2002 2:08 PM

Yeah, Jack, where's the pie?

Yes you do..   reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on April 18, 2002 2:13 PM

Yes you do, that's what makes you special.

RE: Pie anyone?   reply

Posted by Doc (No Email) on April 18, 2002 3:11 PM

Josh is an actor?

RE: Pie anyone?   reply

Posted by wonko (ryan@wonko.com) on April 18, 2002 5:25 PM

Shut up and give me pie.

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 18, 2002 7:47 PM

Is this the line for food?

RE: Pie anyone?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2002 3:48 AM

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What do you get if you eat lots of pie?

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 19, 2002 6:23 PM

Hallmark Channel movies?

RE: Pie anyone?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2002 2:34 AM

No, you get extremely fat. Now what do you think of that?





I don't like the look of this.

RE: Pie anyone?   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 22, 2002 10:28 AM

By the way, I didn't see "Black Hawk Down", but I bet Hartnett didn't save even his sorry ass.

RE: Pie anyone?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2002 4:19 AM

What did you say? You'd like to do what to his ass?

RE: Pie anyone?   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 23, 2002 9:41 AM

Pull you out of there!

RE: Pie anyone?   reply

Posted by Skulllfire (Pocko@Argentina.org) on April 23, 2002 4:40 PM

Just like when I pull my Vibrator out of my ass on a nightly basis, but sometimes just for giggles I leave it in for a night or two. I know I know, I got serious problems, but at least my Vibrator keeps me happy! And I am really, really happy!

RE: Pie anyone?   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 24, 2002 5:04 PM

I'm rubber, you're glue, Vibrator's gay, you too...

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Posted by Skulllfire (Pocko@Argentina.org) on April 25, 2002 5:23 AM

I love cum, it's delicious!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 25, 2002 7:42 AM

If you've really tasted cum then what does it taste of?

josh rules!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2003 9:22 AM

harrison ford is too old. gimme josh hartnett anyday!

VS.   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2004 8:46 AM

Josh Hartnett is a thousand times better then Harrison! You really need to change that and QUICK!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 11, 2004 8:56 AM

I love Harrison Ford, my room is covered with posters of him, my bed sheets are Harrison Ford!  I dream about one day marrying him and having a family of our own.  He really turns me on and I am a 18 year old male!