Tom Cruise in Space!

By Cmaster2 April 18, 2002 11:23 AM

It seems as though Lance Bass (or whatever his name is) is not the only celebrity who wants to be an asstronaut. Tom Cruise wants to be the first Actor in space.

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I concur   reply

Posted by Doc (No Email) on April 18, 2002 12:02 PM

The further the better.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2002 12:40 PM

Software Engineer Fails to Properly Operate Ground   reply

Posted by wonko (ryan@wonko.com) on April 18, 2002 1:23 PM

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Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on April 18, 2002 2:22 PM

Christ, Wonk, not getting enough hits on your site that you have to bring this goat turd here too.

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 18, 2002 7:58 PM

Be nice to him. He looks like he needs a friend.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2002 3:52 AM

Tom Cruise wants to go into space? That's absolutley fantazmagorical!!! I literally have a turtle head poking out as we speak!

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 19, 2002 6:26 PM

Teenage& Mutant & Ninja?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 22, 2002 2:35 AM

Ahhh, it's gone.

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 22, 2002 10:43 AM

Your turtle ran out? How humilliating!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 23, 2002 4:21 AM

Goat munching cheese picker!

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 23, 2002 9:41 AM

I like most "sh*tface cackmaster".

Cliche   reply

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 23, 2002 11:17 AM

I guess I have to be the loser that says it:

He wants to explore Uranis.

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 23, 2002 3:52 PM

Fred , what the Enema Can't Lemme Think Group showed recently, is that you aren't a loser at all.

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 23, 2002 4:00 PM

I'm sorry, it's E.D.L.T. (Enema Doesn't Lemme Think).

RE: Skullfire in space with Dildo   reply

Posted by Skulllfire (Pocko@Argentina.org) on April 25, 2002 5:24 AM

I wanna go with Tommy and tickle his fancy.

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 25, 2002 9:16 PM

Man, it must be extenuating to chase me all over the site and give me a proper answer... wait, you have no imagination. Oh, so then it's easy.