New Teenage Teaser Causes Outroar

By A random shemp April 9, 2002 2:31 PM

It seems lately there are lots of teenage filmmakers making their way on the net, little george lucas and little spielbergs that take their parents cameras and go out and shoot a movie... well, this kids made it. The girl(boy) teaser trailer, that can be found on IFILM.COM is the best example for this... they even have a little BEHIND THE SCENES documentary after the trailer that is really impressive --they were 16 year olds??? Unbelievable...

The teaser of which they speak: here.

The offical production site is: here.

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Very impressive. reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on April 9, 2002 2:48 PM

I'd say the script is probably not very original (The Matrix) but their low budget special effects and great use of digital filmmaking is very impressive.

RE: Very impressive. reply

Posted by Jet Lie (Jet.Li.@miramax.com) on April 9, 2002 2:58 PM

I'll say, these little tykes can work with me any day, and perhaps we can be friends.

RE: Very impressive. reply

Posted by Indiana (Arch@MIT.net) on April 9, 2002 3:47 PM

Aww, thats nice Jet, glad to hear it. My kids tried to make a movie and it really fuking sucked ass, how could they screw the lighting up so bad, fuking 10 year old idiots!

RE: Very impressive. reply

Posted by South America Shemp (Dirt_Floor@sh!thole.com) on April 9, 2002 3:52 PM

Don't curse in his presense you cack licking goat fuker! The guy's a movie star for crying out loud.

RE: Very impressive. reply

Posted by GOD of the random shemps (megapussy@tnt.org) on April 9, 2002 4:21 PM

Imaginations are at their most potent when your a kid, and maybe one day these children will grow up to be unimaginitive movie makers, but then again, by the time they have gone through all the different phases; puberty, first kiss, first lay, drugs, heavy metal, school, war, and sitcoms they'll have most likley lost the urge to do anything more than get baked 24/7 in Cabo. Who knows?

RE: Our God has spoken. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 9, 2002 4:23 PM

Yes, my God.

RE: Our God has spoken. reply

Posted by Darth_Merlin (The.Force@stonehenge.org) on April 9, 2002 4:26 PM

His words are wise and unselfish. That's the single most mature and well thought out post we have ever read. Praise to the GOD of the random shemps!

These kids are clever.

RE: Our God has spoken. reply

Posted by Weinberg (bigbiceps@tmag.com) on April 9, 2002 4:30 PM

Jet Li is disgusting, first off, girls at that age are as flat as Osama Bin Laden, and the very ideal is illegal. At least it's illegal here in America.

RE: Our God has spoken. reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 9, 2002 5:03 PM

A camera is more dangerous than a gun in the proper hands.

Did I miss a meeting? reply

Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on April 9, 2002 6:25 PM

Who made this jackass God?

I was fairly certain that Shemps evolved...no?

RE: Did I miss a meeting? reply

Posted by HYDRO (webmaster@raccoonteets.com) on April 9, 2002 9:10 PM

I didnt know foreigners were allowed to have children! Isnt there something we can put in their water!

Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on April 9, 2002 9:57 PM

These kids remind me of Jack and his shameless, The Hunted plugging on this site.

I hope they remembered to thank this site in their credits.

RE: Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on April 9, 2002 10:33 PM

eh?

RE: Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on April 9, 2002 11:08 PM

Come on, Jack! Don't play coy. You have been going on and on about your working onThe Hunted for months. If it blows I'm asking you for my money back.

RE: Did I miss a meeting? reply

Posted by wonko (ryan@wonko.com) on April 10, 2002 12:10 PM

Let's see if we can get these replies justified so far to the right that we get one character per line...

RE: Did I miss a meeting? reply

Posted by wonko (ryan@wonko.com) on April 10, 2002 12:10 PM

Jim Caviezel is a bastard. fucker kept us from seeing J-Lo *and* Ashley Judd naked.

RE: Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on April 10, 2002 12:21 PM

First off, I wish I made The Hunted.. if I did this site could be so much better because I'd have an ungodly amount of money. I was merely a extra/make-up test and did a couple small stunts (ie: getting hit in the back with a gun).

..and those stories and photos were actually submitted by an extra who worked with me on set. Not me!

Finally, I had nothing to do with the talented mullet heads who made this film. Some one submitted the story exactly as it is (I only added the links) I didn't even have time to fix spelling etc..

So there :P

RE: Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on April 11, 2002 9:20 AM

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jack. Can't you get your chops busted a little and not take it so personally? It seems the only "outroar" for this flick is here.

BTW, why is the "official production site" actually a link right back to Dtheatre? Did you have anything to do with producing it?

RE: Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on April 12, 2002 12:03 PM

nope.. no connection.. The story is posted exactly as I received it which included a bad link :)

RE: Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by Jet Lie (Jet.Li.@miramax.com) on April 15, 2002 4:32 PM

:) That's funny Jack, you loser!!!!!!!

China Rules!!

Hiiiyyaaaaa!

RE: Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2002 3:28 AM

What's China rules? is that when you have to f*ck a person in the ass when they flinch?
Anyway, it doesn't suprise me that so many kids like going out and making movies, I mean, everyone wants to make movies because it beats getting a proper job.

RE: Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 17, 2002 4:52 PM

Some people work hard on the making of a movie sometimes...

RE: Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2002 3:58 AM

However hard it is it sure beats a 9 to 5 job.

RE: Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on April 18, 2002 7:27 PM

Those guys work 5 to 9 sometimes.

RE: Bad publicity stunt reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2002 3:28 AM

Yea, and sometimes more but I guess it would still beat working in a gas station.