Films Opening This Week

By Jack March 26, 2002 12:21 PM

Panic Room Jack's Pick! Director: Writer: David Koepp Cinematographer: Conrad W. Hall, Darius Khondji Starring: Jodie Foster, Forest Whitaker, Jared Leto, Kristen Stewart, more... IMDB Listing | Official Site

Death to Smoochy Jack's Pick! Director: Danny DeVito Writer: Adam Resnick Cinematographer: Anastas N. Michos Starring: Robin Williams, Edward Norton, Danny DeVito, Jon Stewart IMDB Listing | Official Site

Clockstoppers Director: Jonathan Frakes Writer: Rob Hedden, Andy Hedden Cinematographer: Tim Suhrstedt Starring: Jesse Bradford, French Stewart IMDB Listing | Official Site

The Rookie Director: John Lee Hancock Writer: Mike Rich Cinematographer: John Schwartzman Starring: Dennis Quaid IMDB Listing | Official Site

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Panic Room   reply

Posted by Submissive-Girl (S&M@eureka.com) on March 26, 2002 3:25 PM

Panic Room looks like it could be pretty good, it's got a good cast, and had a chilling preview.

RE: Non Jet Li Movies   reply

Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on March 26, 2002 3:29 PM

No movie that I am not in can be good at all. "Taxi Driver" SUCKED!, "Raging Bull" SUCKED!, "Goodfellas" SUCKED!, "Gladiator" SUCKED!, "A Clock Work Orange" SUCKED!, "Star Wars" SUCKED!

If I'm not in it, it will and does SUCK!

I am the best, love me!

Hiyaaa!

RE: Non Jet Li Movies   reply

Posted by Galactus (Deep Space) on March 26, 2002 3:32 PM

The cosmic awarness that I doth posess tingles with immaculate propulsion over the brilliance and audacity of "Death to Smoochy". Bravo & kudos to you Danny Devito, Kudos again.

RE: Non Jet Li Movies   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2002 2:36 AM

Jet-Li Sucked. (In his last comment here).

Death to Gabbo?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 27, 2002 7:23 AM

From what I've seen in synopsis and early reviews for Death to Smoochy... Isn't the premise stolen from an old Simpsons episode? The one where The Gabbo the Puppet Show comes into Springfield, steal's Krusty's audience, and Krusty mounts a comeback? That, and the overrated rep that DeVito has in general, will keep me away from this flick. I'd rather take half-an-hour to watch a Simpsons rerun than 2 hours on rehashed humor.