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By Jack March 21, 2002 4:48 PM
Steven Seagal, we all knew he was insane when he announced back in 1997 that he was the reincarnation of a Tibetan lama. Then the wack-job started making cryptic references to his past in the CIA. I don't even know what's up with that.
Now Julius R. Nasso, his business partner of 15 years is suing the poor bastard for $60 million after he allegedly pulled ?out of four planned movies after his spirtual adviser told him he would be reincarnated as a lesser being if he went ahead with it.
A spokesperson for Seagal told Variety that; 'It is shocking that Mr. Nasso would sue Steven Seagal since no monies are owed to him ? to the contrary, substantial monies are owed to Steven by Mr. Nasso?It is apparent that Mr. Nasso is bitter ? and has struck back five years later with this ridiculous lawsuit.
Yeah, he ain't bright.
Wanna know more about Steve? Wanna hear his music? Check out his web site: stevenseagal.com
| comments: 57
HIS MUSIC??? 
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 21, 2002 6:00 PM
It's a battle between good and evil. By, the way, didn't know a God could be such a lousy actor.
RE: HIS MUSIC??? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 2:25 AM
HA HA! yea, like he's not already going to Hell for 'On deadly ground' 'Under seige 2' and pretty much every other movie he's ever made.
RE: HIS MUSIC??? reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 22, 2002 3:14 PM
Under Siege 2 wasnt his worst. At least it had gorgeous-voluptous-simply perfect-beauty called Katherine Heigl.
RE: HIS MUSIC??? reply
Posted by Silent Bob (Silent_Bob@Shhhhh.com) on March 23, 2002 2:32 AM
.........?
RE: HIS MUSIC??? reply
Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on March 24, 2002 3:00 PM
Anything to keep Seagal from doing those crummy "rapper-fu" flicks is find by me.
Where is that old school "Above the Law" style of movies he use to do? I love it when we get to see the art that is Aikido AND at least see Seagal get punched in the face a couple of times.
Seagal reply
Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on March 25, 2002 7:09 AM
My problem is the old Elvis bloat he has going. He could kick a meter maid's ass.
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 25, 2002 4:01 PM
I'm with your hate this time with f*cking Seagal.
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 26, 2002 9:46 PM
Segal is such a loser. His Akido may be ok but he got to be the biggest, ugliest, most uncoordinated Mother Farter in the movies. The way he walks around waving his arms around he looks like he got something seriously spikey wedged up his ass. He cant walk through a tight place with out breaking everything along the way.
Seriously, is this the best USA has to offer in Martial Arts? I cant understand how he got to marry that fine Lady in Red, Kelly Le Brock!
The older he gets the more retarded he looks, his face is like a down syndrome kid. Somebody please let him be if he doesnt want to make any more movies! PLEEEASE!!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 4, 2002 8:49 AM
lol !!!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 6, 2002 9:19 AM
Well after all this is the United States.
Therefore you are free to choose.
If you don't like the movies that he is in
or anything thing else that he does. Then
turn if OFF or watch something else!!!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 11, 2002 9:51 PM
Seagal ROCKS, he also looks pretty good. Anyone who thinks otherwise has serious issues. My husband and I catch all of his shows. We have not seen one we don't love. I don't know about his personal life but his role play is awesome.
K.Y.C.
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2002 6:15 PM
I AGREE WITH YOU SHEMP! IF THEY DON'T LIKE HIS MOVIES THEN THEY CAN TURN THE CHANNEL AND SAVE THE MOVIES FOR THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIS MOVIES!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2002 6:17 PM
SKULLFIRE YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2002 6:18 PM
I WISH THAT I COULD LEARN THE MARTIAL ARTS FROM HIM.
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 13, 2002 6:20 PM
HE WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM KICKING YOUR ASS!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 29, 2002 3:08 PM
i wish i could too. his dojo is in cali somewhere. but i'm not planning on moving anytime soon.
he the badest!!!!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 18, 2002 6:48 PM
u r the scum of the earth how dare u talk about him that way u r the biggest fool!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop dissin steven seagal!!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 19, 2002 7:00 PM
here boy a wanna talk to you. am a lonely cook
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by GLENNO (cglenn4@hotmail.com) on November 10, 2002 10:02 PM
I'm sorry but Steven Seagal is an old man trying to be cool and ends up being cheesy.
He should retire and remember the good times.
And, as for all the positive comments given about Segal on this site...well he is probably typing them in himself. Stick with religion and let the silver screen go old timer. Oh, as for anyone still watching his movies..your either old or need to get a life. Sorry Stevie the
truth hurts sometimes.
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2002 7:38 PM
I love all his movies! He is very good looking. Just because you don't like him does not give you the right to bad mouth him!!! I hope he comes out with more movies. I bet he would whip your butt any day!!!!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2002 8:28 AM
i think it's bullsh*t.
I love him for what he does.
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2002 8:31 AM
I'm sorry for you Steven
that there are peopele who are just not good enough them self and than try to talk like that so i'm Ronald Swalef and i love you man!!!
r.swalef@chello.nl
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2002 8:34 AM
I agree !!!
Ronald Swalef
(r.swalef@chello.nl)
I love all of his movies and i have seen them all for more than 100 times each.
YOU ARE THE BEST STEVEN SEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2002 8:35 AM
Me to
Ronald Swalef
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2002 6:57 AM
first of all steven is an incritable actor not
to mention he is hot,and
if someone wanted to change their religion they should beable to...... i hope some day steven i get the chance to meet you, you are one of my favorite actors. lov ya alwasy milly.
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2002 7:03 AM
it is milly again, i forgot to add that if you don't like some actor then don't watch them. i for one seen a lot of his movies and there is not one that i didn't like. so don't diss someone go like someone else.well see you later. keep making movies steven.
steven segal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2002 2:38 PM
clint eastwood was called a bad actor before his talent was understood by small minds of little men, segal is a better action star, he is the real deal, clint is not! look at things for what they are supposed to be, not how you expected them to be, and you will get reailty not your own dream world. if you hate segal so much, challenge him to fight you pussies, or make a better movie!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2002 6:06 PM
there is nothing wrong with Steve its you guys butting in other peoples problems he is a good actor and great martial arts demonstator and will always be so but out and get on with youre lives
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2002 6:22 PM
cheesy huh is that youre ego kicking in? Steve is the best damn actor the USA has ever seen so stop down gradding him dont you have anything better to do ?GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2002 11:51 PM
would you have the balls to say that to his face?I think not you sad little boy.If Im half as fit,when I reach 4o as Seagal is now I will be well proud of myself.by the way,you could use your time more wisely by learning a bit of spelling and grammer instead of slandering people on the net you illiterate prat.
RE: get real reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 17, 2002 1:56 PM
Give me one actor that has accomplished anything near what he has and then u can talk trash
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2002 12:34 AM
Ur a poof seagal is the king, u should retire from making cacky remarks and go back to watching movies like fast & furious because they're 'Cool'.
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 10, 2003 8:08 PM
He's now a fat assed washed up has been. I hope Nasso rapeshim for the 60 million!
RE: get real reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 15, 2003 6:29 AM
i agree
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2003 2:37 PM
Morons.......Steven Segal would not have a career if VCRs didn't exist as an outlet for his material for slobs like you.
He's not the only one....
Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lungdren.....What can I say....B MOVIES!!!!
No wonder Hollywood has been under fire for being so uninnovative in the past few years for the action genre....
Thank god for the arrival of Crouching Tiger and the Matrix, showing you can actually make action films that make the audience rub at least two brain cells together.
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 9:48 AM
i wouldn't make fun of steve he'd kick the sh*t out of you he's not all hat old and he's prob. the best martial artist in the world so i'd keep your mouth shut dick head
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2003 9:52 AM
yeah he's def. the badest mother f*cker around any one who would wana take segal on is f*ckin crazy i aslo wish i could learn from him that would be so cool he's the best no doubt about that
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2003 7:56 PM
I totally disagree with you!
Steven Segal can park his shoes under my bed any time he wants to! I find him captivating with some seriously good moves! And an animal lover to boot! I think your just jealous!
RE: steven segal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 8, 2003 4:02 PM
I don?t understand the whole discussion! Steven is a great martial artist.The actor thing is a question of prefering a style or not.Many of the comments seemed to be written by frustrated and destructive guys who would better spend some time to take a look at their own lifes.So start thinking...
RE: steven segal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 10, 2003 5:33 PM
What's wrong with him? NOTHING! His movies are fanstastic, and entertaining as hell.
I agree with the fact that some of the comments written here are by people who need to check their own life out first.......
Steven, if you read this at all....keep up the wonderful work and more power to you
shuttup reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 14, 2003 3:15 PM
sorry hes sh*t. end of the mata!
RE: shuttup reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 6, 2003 8:54 PM
It would seem that anyone who makes a negative comment is most likely a negative looser. Reason being if you can't see the accomplishment that any person would make in order to achieve the level of success that Segal has made, you must be a jealous looser. Let see if you can climb to the top at any point in your life and at some point become a action hero. For that matter if you have the brains or the guts to achieve a fraction of success in your life then mabey you can comment.
What the fuck are you talking about? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2003 3:29 PM
what has he accomplished?
martial arts have their place, and do not substitu reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 7, 2003 3:41 PM
so Steven segal is great at martial arts, if that was even true, which its not, (read an article a week ago about how all his shit was fake, and he?s got three instructors who follow him around during a shooting and tell him what to do, forget about the fact that the man is 30 pounds over weight (at least!(and that?s aside from all the shitty cuts that they make in the filming of his movies that make his prancing around like a homosexual look artful and planed out)))so assuming that it is true that he?s good at martial arts, give him credit for that, but please do not use it in defense of his horrid movies, that don?t make sense and have flimsy plot lines, and I?m not even going to get into the rest of the things that make his movies so fucking idiotic. So please steven fans, give it up, the man is a loser. In short, Martial arts have their place, and should not be substituted for actual content...
worthless man, sad career reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 10, 2003 4:14 AM
squinty eyes, bad attitude, small brian, does steven remind anyone else of G.W. Bush?
You motherfucker, you knocked my teeth out! reply
Posted by GlimmerMan (the_highlander@talk21.com) on September 13, 2003 3:18 AM
Seagal fuckin rules, you trash-talking cheese dicks!
Seagal is awesome reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 7:10 AM
Mr. seagal is an accomplished man, and he is awesome! I think he's sexy as they get!
All Tall, dark and handsome, oooh, oooh, oooh! He's not fat, either, he's just a big guy...I think you all are just intimidated by him...Any woman would be lucky to be with him, and any guy lucky to know him...Quit your jealous vendetta, and leave him alone! This man rocks, and baby, he's damn good looking, better with time! That's a woman's honest opinion, you jealous boys...
RE: Seagal is awesome reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 13, 2003 8:55 AM
I agree with you my friend !!
STEVEN SEAGAL is AWESOME !!
morons reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 20, 2003 2:57 PM
rather then telling everyone, why dont you guys try to refute some of the negative things that others have said about him.
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 25, 2003 7:34 AM
I have studied the martial arts for 15 years and i to am getting alittle older,maybe youd like to try and show me what you learned in your gay pride meetings.
segal rules
wannabes reply
Posted by BIG B (LBN1976@WEBTV.NET) on September 29, 2003 3:53 PM
SEGAL just invites abuse. He stuts around like he is king shit, and at the same time he has bodyguards to keep all the turds, with nothing to lose, from taking a shot at him. Granted, he would handle himself very well 99% of the time, but that one time he'll meet up with that one mf who has nothing to lose, bigger and badder and there goes his reputation. Norris stepped in the middle of a potential rumble between Segal and a couple of his non-fans and talked the two wannabes out of it. Upon leaving, Norris told Segal he brings trouble upon himself! Someday he'll grow up, maybe. He has kids of his own that look up to him. What kind of example is he setting for them???
He has to realize his movie career is over, so time to smell the roses!!!!
mouvies of steven seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2003 3:46 AM
mouvies of steven seagal are the best but exist any questions.In the book The power of within chuck norris said it is the power of subconstions to becomewhat you want .it is troue
mouvies of steven seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 12, 2003 3:46 AM
mouvies of steven seagal are the best but exist any questions.In the book The power of within chuck norris said it is the power of subconstions to becomewhat you want .it is troue
great martial artist reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 22, 2003 2:42 PM
I visited a training where one of the aikido instructors got lessons from Seagal. This guy said he couldn't even grab him.
He may be big and it is a matter of opinion if you like his movies or not... but he is certainly a great martial artist.
Seagal fat boy reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2004 9:04 PM
Why can't Seagal use his martial arts discipline to keep himself in shape? How can anyone who knows martial arts as well as he does let himself go soooo far down hill? Discipline Steve. Remember the Discipline.
steven seagal reply
Posted by littlemoon (littlemoon29@yahoo.com) on July 8, 2004 7:13 AM
Steven Seagal has heard the voice of God, and is only trying to do what God has told him to do.
RE: Seagal reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 20, 2004 11:43 AM
Actually, in reality, Segal doesnt know much about anythign obther than kenpo, a man named Gene Label, badest ass judo champ in the world choked segal out and made him crap his pants. True story.l
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